MNF

Bears and 49ers.

If you're into that sort of thing.

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Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:48 PM



Comments

1 Mmmmm mmmmm good!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2012 08:48 PM (x8wJs)

2 Oooo, I wuv bears!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 19, 2012 08:49 PM (gBuIk)

3 Nothing "sharp" on her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 08:50 PM (piMMO)

4 Anyone else having a hard time getting into football this year? And I'm usually chafing at the bit for the season. Of course, Cowboys.....

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 08:50 PM (9ghZ6)

5 Do I like this thread better than the last threads? *taps chin* There was a clown being punched, that is hard to top.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 19, 2012 08:50 PM (Gk3SS)

6 Anyone else having a hard time getting into football this year? And I'm
usually chafing at the bit for the season. Of course, Cowboys....



***

Election year

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 08:50 PM (piMMO)

7 I always want more an hour later when I eat Chinese.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2012 08:50 PM (JJ+PT)

8 I'm having a hard time getting into football this year cuz my team sucks (the Raiders)

Posted by: kinlaw at November 19, 2012 08:51 PM (uLTng)

9 Someone told Rahm it was "Bears-Niner's" tonight and he got excited and headed for the bath houses.

Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Dice Rosenberg at November 19, 2012 08:51 PM (AzwZn)

10 Better living through silicone chemistry.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2012 08:52 PM (ccXZP)

11 Ummm .... cut out the carbs, Missy. And the elliptical ain't a coat rack.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is a fan of LIB at November 19, 2012 08:53 PM (GRvW4)

12 Wait.
Is that a San Fran Tran?

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2012 08:54 PM (JJ+PT)

13 This is not nitpicking.

She really and truly does have a belly on her. Not a huge belly, but considerably more than most women would be comfortable flaunting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 08:54 PM (piMMO)

14 'Chafing at the bit'?

Chomping!!

Good Gravel!!

Posted by: Portnoy at November 19, 2012 08:54 PM (A5Abh)

15 Evenin Rons and Ettes. Not a great evening but cheerleaders always help.


The wife puts her stamp of approval on the pic. "She's pretty cute."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 08:54 PM (GEICT)

16 She really and truly does have a belly on her. Not a
huge belly, but considerably more than most women would be comfortable
flaunting.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 08:54 PM (piMMO)






We beg to differ!

Posted by: Women of Walmart at November 19, 2012 08:55 PM (JJ+PT)

17 I won't even bother watching with Campbell QB'ing.. what a mess this will be.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2012 08:55 PM (UTq/I)

18 I'm having a hard time getting into football this year cuz my team sucks (the Raiders)


Posted by: kinlaw at November 19, 2012 08:51 PM (uLTng)[\i]
So you haven't been into football for the last 15 years or so???

Posted by: Portnoy at November 19, 2012 08:55 PM (A5Abh)

19 Elbows, the San Francisco treat!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 08:56 PM (wwsoB)

20 We beg to differ!
Posted by: Women of Walmart at November 19, 2012 08:55 PM (JJ+PT)Yech. No kidding.

Posted by: In Exile at November 19, 2012 08:56 PM (0401c)

21
"Chafing" is legit

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 08:56 PM (9ghZ6)

22 No elbows?

Posted by: harleycowb at November 19, 2012 08:56 PM (wSTfB)

23 I'm having a hard time getting into football this year cuz my team sucks (the Raiders)
Posted by: kinlaw at November 19, 2012 08:51


Me too kinlaw.

Posted by: Infidel at November 19, 2012 08:57 PM (Vk6ZI)

24 Tan
San
Fran
Tran

Posted by: Women of Walmart at November 19, 2012 08:57 PM (JJ+PT)

25 /sock

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2012 08:57 PM (JJ+PT)

26 aka the Stilted Kilt

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2012 08:58 PM (JJ+PT)

27 The cheerleader's mom was our maid of honor.

Posted by: Snafu at November 19, 2012 08:59 PM (mnruy)

28 Suddenly thinking of Candace Kita

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 08:59 PM (wwsoB)

29 Where's my SNL favorability bounce?! How can I still be seen as a pandering, ass kissing, Springsteen weeping, donut - scented man whore?!

Posted by: Chris Christie at November 19, 2012 08:59 PM (wIgpo)

30 So Chicago PD finds a car with fogged windows parked along Lake Shore Drive.

Upon investigation, they find Rahm in the back seat with a 8-inch dick in his ass.

Cop says, "Mr. Mayor, how could you!?"

Rahm says, "Don't blame me, I just wanted to cuddle."

Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

GaGa-Gooooooo!

Posted by: Dice Rosenberg at November 19, 2012 08:59 PM (AzwZn)

31 That's a repeat cheerleader for DiT, I guess he must really enjoy inflicting Thai tranny cheerleaders on us for some demented reason

Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2012 08:59 PM (d/5qf)

32 She really and truly does have a belly on her. Not a huge belly, but considerably more than most women would be comfortable flaunting.

Would hit.

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 08:59 PM (O6q63)

33 And those ladies are living in a town filled with limp wristed smug hipster faggits. Oh, and they have gay people too.

They must be very, very lonely. Save them, morons!

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 19, 2012 08:59 PM (QTHTd)

34 Jim Harbaugh was quite the stud in his playing days. Still pretty hot.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 19, 2012 09:00 PM (u5fAd)

35 Thats been posted before. Getting lazy around here. Maybe get a different angle or something.

Posted by: puddleglum the nitpicker at November 19, 2012 09:00 PM (ir4lD)

36 , both girls are beautiful..

sniffs.

damn them.
(hate sports)

ok off to sew .
night

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2012 09:01 PM (hX8cq)

37 Not a great looking squad.

http://www.49ers.com/gold-rush/squad.html

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:01 PM (piMMO)

38 I got 99 problems and Rahm stealin' by wife ain't one!

Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dice Rosenberg at November 19, 2012 09:03 PM (AzwZn)

39 I'm having a hard time getting into football this year cuz my team sucks (the Raiders)

try being a cleveland browns fan

yep i hate sports.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2012 09:03 PM (hX8cq)

40 Anyone posting here with a dick criticizing this cheerleader, if she showed up at your door, no way your ass would turn her down.

Please, we're nowhere near SJP territory.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 09:04 PM (gBuIk)

41 Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff's Boner at November 19, 2012 09:04 PM (JDIKC)

42 39 I'm having a hard time getting into football this year cuz my team sucks (the Raiders)

try being a cleveland browns fan

yep i hate sports.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2012 09:03 PM (hX8cq)

--Chiefs fan. Take a number.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 09:05 PM (gBuIk)

43 37, Not a great looking squad

[/br]
Yep, kind of ugly. Train wreck ugly. I can't look away. Why are my pants off??

Posted by: puddleglum at November 19, 2012 09:05 PM (ir4lD)

44 "Upon investigation, they find Rahm in the back seat with a 8-inch dick in his ass."

Oh, TMI. What happened to the dead fish though?

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 19, 2012 09:05 PM (u5fAd)

45 Anyone else having a hard time getting into football this year?

Yeah, I don't even bother to watch this year. Although the promise of an Alabama 72-0 BCS beatdown of NBCotre Dame might change that.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2012 09:06 PM (FcR7P)

46 40 Anyone posting here with a dick criticizing this cheerleader, if she showed up at your door, no way your ass would turn her down.
Please, we're nowhere near SJP territory.
Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 09:04 PM (gBuIk)


Um my having no standards in no way invalidates the sharpness of her elbows. :-)

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 19, 2012 09:06 PM (pAlYe)

47 BELLYISTS!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 19, 2012 09:06 PM (pUqSw)

48 Could use a little more thigh with my elbow.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 09:07 PM (eN+1P)

49 She's one of my faves.. DiT (or seomone) has posted her before.. A little soy sauce and that would be most yummy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2012 09:07 PM (UTq/I)

50 NFL Trivia: Who was the first team to score twice in an overtime game?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 19, 2012 09:08 PM (BVkEs)

51
NFL Trivia: Who was the first team to score twice in an overtime game?

The Cleveland Steamers.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 19, 2012 09:11 PM (tOkJB)

52 39I'm having a hard time getting into football this year cuz my team sucks (the Raiders)

try being a cleveland browns fan

yep i hate sports.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2012 09:03 PM (hX8cq)
Willow: Try being a Chiefs fan.My KC Chiefs and KU Jayhawks have a combined TWO wins

Posted by: In Exile at November 19, 2012 09:12 PM (0401c)

53 Not a great looking squad.

Can I get you some Meow Mix?

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 09:13 PM (O6q63)

54 "Chafing" is legit

Chafing is what some one like John Kerry or Joe Biden would say....

Posted by: Portnoy at November 19, 2012 09:13 PM (A5Abh)

55 Before everyone else starts bitching about their crappy teams, let us remember that I am both a Browns and Cubs fan. Because winning is for losers.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 19, 2012 09:13 PM (Gk3SS)

56 Look at the sloppy belly on this little pig......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 09:14 PM (jucos)

57
55 Cubs fan
just makes you a superior uman

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 19, 2012 09:15 PM (epzt0)

58 bio on 49s QB at ESPN.

He is adopted, His adoptive parents first two children died of heart defects, so they looked into adoption.

bio goes on about his quiet demeanor


Kaepernick would not want it any other way. He embraces his role, but he does it with little fanfare and little ego. He is quiet and humble and unaffected by the increasing attention, and is still the same guy who used to write "Family First" on his spikes. That message has been changed to "God's Warrior" this season. He is still the same guy who loves going to family reunions


Good story

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 09:15 PM (Dnbau)

59
57 lets try 'human'
stupid laptop

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 19, 2012 09:16 PM (epzt0)

60 Where did they hide the American Cheerleaders?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 09:16 PM (jucos)

61 Anyone else having a hard time getting into football this year?

When the NFL went full leftard, I stopped having even a passing interest. I'd rather watch a high school game than give those scum a dime of my money.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 19, 2012 09:16 PM (JOVHJ)

62 Look at the sloppy belly on this little pig......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 09:14 PM (jucos)


****
Alec Baldwin? Is that you?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:16 PM (piMMO)

63 Can I get you some Meow Mix?


****
Well, since I've always been more than happy to provide photos of great looking women to the morons, the pissy reference to cattiness is hardly fitting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:18 PM (piMMO)

64 Oh boy, China Town!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 19, 2012 09:18 PM (wR+pz)

65 Santa's elves?

Posted by: bear down at November 19, 2012 09:19 PM (qhyJx)

66 Oh hey original Red Dawn is on Spike right now, starts up again at 9:45 it looks like.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 19, 2012 09:19 PM (Gk3SS)

67 Niners!!!!!!

Posted by: AlaskaGal at November 19, 2012 09:20 PM (CRQQK)

68 10
Better living through silicone chemistry.


That works.

Posted by: rickb223 Let It Burn at November 19, 2012 09:21 PM (f47Sx)

69 @37

Man the plastic surgeons in SF must some rich MFers.

Are there any REAL tits on any of those ho's?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 19, 2012 09:21 PM (wR+pz)

70 Kaepernick's birth mom gave him up when she was 19 in 1987. He is lucky he was even born

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 09:21 PM (Dnbau)

71 Cory Booker's 2014 campaign in full swing, he issues a foodstamp challenge to tweeter.

http://tinyurl.com/c558zsy

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:22 PM (piMMO)

72 Well, since I've always been more than happy to provide photos of great looking women to the morons, the pissy reference to cattiness is hardly fitting.

Dave in Texas has posted a very nice, elbow free picture and you are critiquing her for not having six pack abs.

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 09:22 PM (O6q63)

73 4
Anyone else having a hard time getting into football this year? And I'm
usually chafing at the bit for the season. Of course, Cowboys Panthers.....



FIFY

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 19, 2012 09:23 PM (wR+pz)

74 This isn't even a game.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 09:23 PM (9ghZ6)

75
Dave in Texas has posted a very nice, elbow free picture and you are critiquing her for not having six pack abs.
====
She has pony keg abs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 09:24 PM (9ghZ6)

76 Jeff and I have issued a strong "Would Smash" rating on this cheerleader.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff's Boner at November 19, 2012 09:24 PM (JDIKC)

77 Cheerleader chick is ugly. First off, she's fat. No 6-pack at all. Horrible muscle definition. Second, there's no adam's apple. What's up with that?

Posted by: ConfusedByVaginas at November 19, 2012 09:25 PM (ZPrif)

78 No TV here, of course, but the NFL web animation is making it look like the Bears will need Deus ex machina to pull this out.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 19, 2012 09:26 PM (1V6Pv)

79 she is sensual looking

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 09:26 PM (Dnbau)

80 So how many Browns fans are there out there? I was so hoping my Browns would have beat the Boys. Would have made Thanksgiving with my uber-Dallas fans brother-in-law and nephew a lot more fun.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 19, 2012 09:27 PM (uiI1p)

81 Dave in Texas has posted a very nice, elbow free picture and you are critiquing her for not having six pack abs.


****

yet you point to the moronette in the crowd to fling the cattiness remark.

the moron criticism gets a free pass I suppose because only men get to remark on women?

right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:27 PM (piMMO)

82 she is sensual looking


****

She's beautiful, despite her tummy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:28 PM (piMMO)

83 Wait until the socialist-progressives try to get the football teams to have cheerleaders that 'reflect' the demographics of each team's city.

The smiting will be Biblical if they try.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:28 PM (9dIqT)

84
81 because only men get to remark on women?
well duh

its a penis thing of course

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 19, 2012 09:29 PM (epzt0)

85 inscrutable ... or something like that.

Posted by: Paladin at November 19, 2012 09:29 PM (/bsc8)

86
Thanks to DiT for proving that there IS such a thing as sideways elbows.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2012 09:29 PM (Rhie+)

87 the moron criticism gets a free pass I suppose because only men get to remark on women?

Oy vey.

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 09:30 PM (O6q63)

88 Okay, who kidnapped the *real* Bears Defense?

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 09:30 PM (gBuIk)

89 OK...November 19 beforeI first heard the damnable Nutcracker song which is in every Christmas commercial ever produced. I guess because it doesn't resemble a --horror!--carol.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 09:30 PM (9ghZ6)

90 A woman should have, at a minimum, 6 pack abs, taut thighs, and a firm buttocks. Like Pablo, my gardener.

Posted by: ConfusedByVaginas at November 19, 2012 09:30 PM (ZPrif)

91 OK...November 19 beforeI first heard the damnable Nutcracker song which
is in every Christmas commercial ever produced. I guess because it
doesn't resemble a --horror!--carol.


****

I miss having a Halloween.

And then a Thanksgiving.

And THEN a Christmas.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:31 PM (piMMO)

92 logprof, check the 'Fridge they might be on ice

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:31 PM (9dIqT)

93 Nothing wrong with her belly. She has a very good waist:hip ratio.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 09:31 PM (gBuIk)

94 cheerleader hypnotized them with her belly dance


BTW, belly dancers kind of have bellies like that too

It must be an acquired taste

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 09:31 PM (Dnbau)

95 The pic tonight is different but it had the same two chicks in it. I remember because Ace shut it down.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2012 09:31 PM (y2Ojs)

96 89
OK...November 19 beforeI first heard the damnable Nutcracker song which
is in every Christmas commercial ever produced. I guess because it
doesn't resemble a --horror!--carol.

You must have not walked around a Wal Mart. Since early October.

Posted by: rickb223 Let It Burn at November 19, 2012 09:31 PM (f47Sx)

97 83 Wait until the socialist-progressives try to get the football teams to have cheerleaders that 'reflect' the demographics of each team's city.

The smiting will be Biblical if they try.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:28 PM (9dIqT)



That shit will get out of hand and they better not live through it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 09:32 PM (GEICT)

98 There's a clown being punched in this thread, too. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 19, 2012 09:32 PM (/1U3u)

99 I really hate clowns

so creepy

never trust an adult hiding their identity from you

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 09:33 PM (Dnbau)

100 Maybe this will help Chicago -
http://tinyurl.com/dyob7ba

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:34 PM (9dIqT)

101 never trust an adult hiding their identity from you

: -X

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 09:35 PM (O6q63)

102 Girls look nice.

Posted by: Harry at November 19, 2012 09:35 PM (1efte)

103 Wait until the socialist-progressives try to get the football teams to have cheerleaders that 'reflect' the demographics of each team's city. :::::

Which means the SF cheerleaders will be replaced with the entrants of the annual Hunky Jesus contest.

Do Not Want.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 09:35 PM (JDIKC)

104 Also, neither of those women have any lats to speak of. Where is the classic strong V shape that is the hallmark of feminine beauty? If there's one thing I demand in my women, it's broad shoulders and a thickly muscled back.

Posted by: ConfusedByVaginas at November 19, 2012 09:35 PM (ZPrif)

105 100 Maybe this will help Chicago -
http://tinyurl.com/dyob7ba
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:34 PM (9dIqT)




I <3 you

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 09:36 PM (GEICT)

106 @71, regarding Booker's food stamp challenge. At the bottom of that thread, it's revealed that the food stamp allotment is $35 per person per week (which strikes me as low, but we'll take it at face value).

Since the premise is that on top of food stamp, the state should provide breakfast and lunch for school kids (which the conservative tweeter was rightly disputing), the assumption is that we're dealing with a family with at least one kid.

So, if it's a mom and child, it's $70 a week. If there are two parents, it's $105 a week. If it's a single parent with two kids, same thing.

You can absolutely feed a family on that. It would actually be harder for one person getting $35 a week (again, accepting the premise, which I don't necessarily), but when they say that two can live as cheaply as one, it's true, especially when you're dealing with child-size humans.

If the GOP isn't digging up dirt on Booker right now, they're dead to me.

Posted by: Palandine at November 19, 2012 09:37 PM (g7D8V)

107 Christy gonna lose his job

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 09:38 PM (Dnbau)

108
Palandine, forget it.

It's Jersey town.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is really Eddie Willers at November 19, 2012 09:40 PM (Md8Uo)

109 You must have not walked around a Wal Mart. Since early October.
Posted by: rickb223 I went there today to buy a Thanksgiving card for a friend and wanted to scream with all of the "Ho-Hoing" going on. Wal Mart makes me want to scream anyway but this was a special day in hell.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2012 09:40 PM (EAgmr)

110 Dave in Texas has posted a very nice, elbow free picture and you are critiquing her for not having six pack abs. ----


Dude, she's a professional cheerleader. She gets paid.


I dated a college cheer back in the day ... she was weighed in weekly. And her coaches would let any person on the squad know what was acceptable and what was not. Dudes, too. (and some of those fuckers were cool as shit. Straight-up pussy hounds, and they landed some prime shit.)


Back to the point - cheers are supposed to provide an example to little girls. Like Barbie.


That's what's wrong with America - we're telling young girls not to starve themselves in order to have good self-esteem. That it's OK to be fat ...


WTF!!! If America has now crossed the threshold where body image has nothing to do with self-esteem, then brother ... I don't wanna see where we're going. That's straight-up communism.





Posted by: eastvalleyphx is just startin' shit at November 19, 2012 09:40 PM (GRvW4)

111 BCochran, nothing like a stadium full of irate fans expressing their outrage when someone p*sses in their overpriced stadium beer.

EoJ, I would thing that would be justifiable homicide.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:40 PM (9dIqT)

112 103
Wait until the socialist-progressives try to get the football teams to
have cheerleaders that 'reflect' the demographics of each team's city.
:::::



Which means the SF cheerleaders will be replaced with the entrants of the annual Hunky Jesus contest. Gay Pride Parade.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 Let It Burn at November 19, 2012 09:40 PM (f47Sx)

113 Navycopjoe on suicide watch yet?

Posted by: Adam is drinking at the beach at November 19, 2012 09:41 PM (+oPN1)

114 The teams without cheerleading squads are the Pittsburgh Steelers, Cleveland Browns, Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, New York Giants, and Detroit Lions

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 19, 2012 09:41 PM (uvNSk)

115 As I was walking by, I saw number 2 under center for the Bears. I immediately thought, "Doug Flutie."

Posted by: Jerry, Simeon, Jim, Condaleeza, Ray, and Uncle Ben's at November 19, 2012 09:41 PM (I2LwF)

116 Ugh, Rice sock off

Posted by: Truman North at November 19, 2012 09:43 PM (I2LwF)

117 If Detroit had cheerleaders, would the burka in team colors be a uniform for home games?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:43 PM (9dIqT)

118
Which means the SF cheerleaders will be replaced with the entrants of the annual Hunky Jesus contest.



Do Not Want.


Nah, it'll have 30% fat old nudists, at least.

Posted by: Alex at November 19, 2012 09:43 PM (HwgHt)

119 Of course, even that premise is ridiculous. I'm not sure food stamps were ever designed to pay for ALL of the sustenance of a family--one would think the assumption is that they've got some cash to kick in.

Same thing that makes me sick about the health insurance debate--that's no longer a discussion of "insurance," which is something you have in order to take care of expenses you couldn't otherwise cover. Instead, it's "health care": the idea that all health care should be free or taken care of by the state. If car insurance worked the same way, it would pay for oil changes.

Posted by: Palandine at November 19, 2012 09:43 PM (g7D8V)

120 111 BCochran, nothing like a stadium full of irate fans expressing their outrage when someone p*sses in their overpriced stadium beer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:40 PM (9dIqT)




So you've been to a Jags game then.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 09:43 PM (GEICT)

121
So how many Browns fans are there out there? I was so hoping my Browns would have beat the Boys. Would have made Thanksgiving with my uber-Dallas fans brother-in-law and nephew a lot more fun.
====
Just say, "Really? You needed OT to beat Cleveland?" or "Austin fumbled that ball, thanks refs."

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 09:44 PM (9ghZ6)

122 ::::WTF!!! If America has now crossed the threshold where body image has nothing to do with self-esteem, then brother ... I don't wanna see where we're going. That's straight-up communism.::::

I feel ya, but I just can't go there with you, brother. I stopped making all the misogynistic remarks because bitches were getting upset with me.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 09:44 PM (JDIKC)

123
Agreed. Christy has NO chance of being re-elected. I know a couple of peole in Jersey and they are pissed at him and Obama. That isn't how it's played on the news because that's not the narrative.

Booker should win easily if he wants to be Governor. And then Jersey goes right back to where it was for a generation. Regardless of how much we have all come to loathe the Fat Man, he was trying to get Jersey turned around financially. It will all go to shit. Booker won't be able to fix a thing but will look good trying, and looking good is what the narrative is all about.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is really Eddie Willers at November 19, 2012 09:44 PM (Md8Uo)

124 You all can criticize poor, well-rounded cheer girl all you want. She and I will be very happy together. Until my wife shows up with a baseball bat.

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 09:45 PM (O6q63)

125 OMG J Campbell sux

Posted by: mike ditka at November 19, 2012 09:46 PM (NY8fe)

126 So, if it's a mom and child, it's $70 a week. If there are two parents,
it's $105 a week. If it's a single parent with two kids, same thing.

You
can absolutely feed a family on that. It would actually be harder for
one person getting $35 a week (again, accepting the premise, which I
don't necessarily), but when they say that two can live as cheaply as
one, it's true, especially when you're dealing with child-size humans.

*****

And when, as you pointed out, the children are receiving one or two additional meals per day elsewhere, the money goes further. Plus, unless I am mistaken, low-income families with children receive WIC as well.

Living on foodstamps is no picnic, I can attest to this because my mother, sister, and I lived on them for a while in my teens, yet.... we also lived in Sect 8 housing, received medicaid, and drew a check each month, so the output each month was considerably less than the average person.

That was one of the things that pissed me off so badly about the '30 Days' episode that that asswipe, Spurlock, did about minimum wage. He had to see a doctor and moaned and whined about how he was going to pay the bill yet, at minimum wage, he would likely have no or a reduced bill.

It was an incredibly dishonest show.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:47 PM (piMMO)

127
Gee, maybe Lovey Smith ain't a genius coach after all.

Maybe?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is really Eddie Willers at November 19, 2012 09:48 PM (Md8Uo)

128 So you've been to a Jags game then.


****

My daughter came home tonight excited that she might have tickets to the game on Sunday and wants to take me.

It took all I could do to pretend to be excited.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:49 PM (piMMO)

129 I wonder if San Fran is going to win?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 19, 2012 09:49 PM (uvNSk)

130 OMG J Campbell sux
.......
really. As I said above, that's why I'm not watching. It's gonna be a painful evening. I'd rather read you jokers and listen to DWTS in the background my wife is watching.. And anyway, I'm loading Windows 8.. my hard drive crashed.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2012 09:50 PM (UTq/I)

131 I feel ya, but I just can't go there with you,
brother. I stopped making all the misogynistic remarks because bitches
were getting upset with me.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 09:44 PM (JDIKC)


Fuckin' broads. Whatcha gonna do, huh?Hang on a sec ...
Sammich, Bitch! Now! Ya fuckin' retarded? Do I need to get the fuckin' belt?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is just startin' shit at November 19, 2012 09:50 PM (GRvW4)

132 @128

LOL

Eat a bunch of Beans and Shit your pants on the way to the game.....Problem solved!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 19, 2012 09:51 PM (uvNSk)

133 128 My daughter came home tonight excited that she might have tickets to the game on Sunday and wants to take me.

It took all I could do to pretend to be excited.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:49 PM (piMMO)




Chad Henne ftw!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 09:51 PM (GEICT)

134 Anyone else having a hard time getting into football
this year? And I'm usually chafing at the bit for the season.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 08:50 PM (9ghZ6)


That pudgy turd Roger Goodell has ruined the game for me. Every major sport has an asshole for a commissioner but Goodell has mishandled just about every fucking thing he's put his mitts on. Take Bountygate for example. Everybody with functioning retinas and a working cortex realized that the Saints had been headhunting for a long time. You'd think that Rog's barely trained monkeys that review game films to mete out punishments that the worthless zebras were too fucking inept to catch would have realized that "Derp derp; those Saints are playing kind of dirty". So they completely failed to notice what every fucking fan knew so imbecile Rog started suspending people left and right like somebody who got his fat ass kicked regularly for being such a whiny twat by the big kids.

So fuck him. He can destroy the game while I do other stuf.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 09:51 PM (8e62C)

135 You must have not walked around a Wal Mart. Since early October.
Posted
by: rickb223 I went there today to buy a Thanksgiving card for a friend
and wanted to scream with all of the "Ho-Hoing" going on. Wal Mart
makes me want to scream anyway but this was a special day in hell


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Just wait until he stores start playing the Christmas cats and dogs singing Jingle Bells.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:52 PM (piMMO)

136 Merry Thanksgivoween!

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 09:53 PM (9ghZ6)

137 6 Anyone else having a hard time getting into football this year? And I'm
usually chafing at the bit for the season. Of course, Cowboys....


Nope. My don't give a fuck anymore happened during 2010. Just don't care.

..and I lived and died by the Bears.

Oh, sorry. Glorious Sporting Establishment of Peoples Soviet Republic of Chicago.


So, Dear Leader the Shitface ruined football, too.

...fuckhead.


Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 19, 2012 09:53 PM (0af8p)

138 NDH, heh. Just think of it as bonding time.

BCochran, never been to a Jags game. Far worse - the NO 'aints. Hence I have no real enthusiasm for grown men in padding playing smear the queer who then whine because a million dollars or two isn't enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 09:54 PM (9dIqT)

139 136
Merry Thanksgivoween!

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 09:53 PM (9ghZ6)

yeah no shit

pretty soon it will be "Happy Independence Labohallothanksmas"

Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2012 09:55 PM (d/5qf)

140 BCochran, never been to a Jags game. Far worse - the NO 'aints. Hence I
have no real enthusiasm for grown men in padding playing smear the queer
who then whine because a million dollars or two isn't enough.


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Why is it that the NFL doesn't have guaranteed contracts such as the NBA?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:55 PM (piMMO)

141 Why is it that the NFL doesn't have guaranteed contracts such as the NBA?

maybe it's because season-ending injuries are kinda rare in the NBA?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2012 09:56 PM (d/5qf)

142 BC, I went to bed and missed your question about that tweet link last night.

It's legal. They are over 18. They are just stupid.

You won't go to jail for opening it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:57 PM (piMMO)

143 Why is it that the NFL doesn't have guaranteed contracts such as the NBA?

maybe it's because season-ending injuries are kinda rare in the NBA?


*****

Which is why it seems the NFL players union would push for them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:58 PM (piMMO)

144 Why is it that the NFL doesn't have guaranteed contracts such as the NBA?


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:55 PM (piMMO)


Or baseball. The NFL players have never had a hardass like Marvin Miller to bend the owners over. Too bad because the enneffell player have by far the shortest careers and make the least amount of money. And they get busted up the most.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 09:59 PM (8e62C)

145 Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 09:51 PM (8e62C)

That's not fair.

Baseball has a commissioner who is not only an asshole, but he is crooked and stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 09:59 PM (GsoHv)

146 Basketball has ruined...someday it will be the equivalent of horseshoes.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 19, 2012 10:00 PM (uvNSk)

147 HA!

What's the one thing that has really been missing from the Petraeus scandal?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:00 PM (piMMO)

148 What's the one thing that has really been missing from the Petraeus scandal?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:00 PM (piMMO)

what

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 10:01 PM (Dnbau)

149 you yacht captain you!

Posted by: vikingsfan at November 19, 2012 10:01 PM (kOMUH)

150 Glorida Allred to hold a press conference with the sister of Jill Kelley

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:02 PM (piMMO)

151 Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 09:59 PM (8e62C)

For playing a fucking game.

And....let's look at that "make the least amount of money" statement.

The minimum contract in the NFL pays more than 99% of Americans make in salary, and the perks are unbelievable.

Plus, these idiots were given free college educations...which they ignored.

I have exactly zero sympathy for them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:02 PM (GsoHv)

152 142 BC, I went to bed and missed your question about that tweet link last night.

It's legal. They are over 18. They are just stupid.

You won't go to jail for opening it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 09:57 PM (piMMO)



??????????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:02 PM (GEICT)

153
have exactly zero sympathy for them.
====
I bet they get more tail than us, too.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 10:03 PM (9ghZ6)

154 150
Glorida Allred to hold a press conference with the sister of Jill Kelley


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:02 PM (piMMO)


Does she have big fake tits too?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 19, 2012 10:04 PM (wR+pz)

155 What's the one thing that has really been missing from the Petraeus scandal?

Pointy elbows?

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 10:04 PM (O6q63)

156 ??????????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:02 PM (GEICT)


*****
On the ONT I provided a link that Manly Asshole tweeted and you asked whether it was safe to open.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:04 PM (piMMO)

157 Baseball has a commissioner who is not only an asshole, but he is crooked and stupid.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 09:59 PM (GsoHv)


Bud's a dumbfuck, doofus and cocksucker; but at least he doesn't fuck around with the rules of the game continually like simpleton Goodell. Nor does he claim to care about the safety of the players while shilling to increase the length of the season and running a dipshit network that plays on Thursday so that you had the Ravens playing 4 games in 17 days.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 10:04 PM (8e62C)

158 "150 Glorida Allred to hold a press conference with the sister of Jill Kelley"

Oh, dear. Bet they'll blame a Republican for something. I'm not sure what, but it'll be something.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 19, 2012 10:05 PM (u5fAd)

159 so nobody gonna take me up one "the shocker"?

I saw a sticker on a car window of a hand with the thumb and ring finger folded in the palm, the index and middle finger together, and the pinky sticking straight out. I asked my son what it was, thinking it was American sign language. He said it was disgusting


two in the pink, one in the stink. Its the new third base

you're welcome

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 10:05 PM (Dnbau)

160 I bet they get more tail than us, too.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 10:03 PM (9ghZ6)Speak for yourself.Wait...are you including dream sequences and waking fantasies?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:05 PM (GsoHv)

161 On the ONT I provided a link that Manly Asshole tweeted and you asked whether it was safe to open.


****

It's a tweet feed with nothing but boobies.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:05 PM (piMMO)

162 @155

I don't know, looks like Paula has a nice set of tits and my bet is when she wraps those legs around you, you would beg for mercy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 19, 2012 10:05 PM (wR+pz)

163 Fuck.....ACE.......FIX THIS FUCKING BLOG!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:06 PM (GsoHv)

164 OT, but don't you just want to punch the smug expression off this asshole's face?
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/20/us/federal-judge-denies-request-to-block-nativity-ban.html

Posted by: vivi at November 19, 2012 10:06 PM (uGAD+)

165
The whole " Look at ME" culture has ruined sports for me. Tackling is part of the game, so is making a basket, or throwing someone out.

So fundamentals are cheer worthy ?

Shut up and play.

Posted by: mike ditka at November 19, 2012 10:06 PM (NY8fe)

166 On the ONT I provided a link that Manly Asshole tweeted and you asked whether it was safe to open.

Huh. Damn ambien.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:06 PM (GEICT)

167 @153

Pro Football has the shortest life expectancy for any subculture in the US.

They have huge healthcare costs when they are old because nobody will insure them, and when they do they make them pay thru the nose.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 19, 2012 10:07 PM (uvNSk)

168
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:05 PM (GsoHv)
======
AndI meant per hour.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 10:07 PM (9ghZ6)

169 Seriously? Seriously, there are commenters on her complaining about a PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL female stomach? Femeninity is soft and graceful. Flat ab stomachs on women, in my opinion, are unattractive. They have the appearance of masculinity. That woman is just fine, and comments like I see are just going to drive women crazy with anorexia and self-consciousness and shit like that. We need less mental illness and insecurityin this world, not more.

Posted by: Jheri Carl at November 19, 2012 10:07 PM (//cIL)

170 Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 10:04 PM (8e62C)

Sure he does.

3rd to first pickoff move? Constantly jacking with the strike zone?

He is an asshole of the highest order. I will defend his shitiness against all comers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:08 PM (GsoHv)

171

It's a tweet feed with nothing but boobies.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:05 PM (piMMO)


Not true. It has the lower ladyparts as well. Very nsfw. Very fap worthy, dude has good taste.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (4QAQg)

172 Okay, who kidnapped the *real* Bears Defense?

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 09:30 PM

This is the real Bears defense. They are no different than they have been in years past. Bend-but-don't-break. The only difference this year is they have played a bunch of BAD teams and BAD offenses so far this season. They finally face a good team and they get exposed.

And I'm glad. Now the idiots can stop with the "this team is better than the '85 Bears!" BS. This team is nowhere near as good as the '85 Bears. They're not even as good as the '06 Bears. This team does not get pressure on the QB at all. The '85 and '06 teams had great pass rushers. This team has Peppers and that's it. Shut him down, you shut down the pass rush.

Bears will be exposed over the rest of the season as frauds when our schedule gets tougher and we play teams who actually have good offenses. And if Cutler does not come back from his concussion, we're going to free-fall just like last year.

Also, the Obama curse strikes again. On NFL Network, the idiots actually referenced Obama as saying he felt the Bears D was best in the league or some BS. Well, there goes the Bears season. The curse of Obama strikes again. Notice that Bears will not have won a game since Obama was re-elected. Loss to Houston, where Cutler is concussed and now getting our asses kicked by the 49ers. Thanks, Obama! I won't be surprised if we miss the playoffs...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (vUK/h)

173 OT, but don't you just want to punch the smug expression off this asshole's face?



******

Oh but that IS a smug SOB!

Wow!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (piMMO)

174
Seriously? Seriously, there are commenters on her complaining about a PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL female stomach? Femeninity is soft and graceful. Flat ab stomachs on women, in my opinion, are unattractive. They have the appearance of masculinity. That woman is just fine, and comments like I see are just going to drive women crazy with anorexia and self-consciousness and shit like that. We need less mental illness and insecurityin this world, not more.
====
Are you talking about the fat chick in the picture above?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (9ghZ6)

175 "Pro Football has the shortest life expectancy for any subculture in the US."
Oh yeah? What about us?

Posted by: Assistant Crack Whores at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (nZvGM)

176 Posted by: Jheri Carl at November 19, 2012 10:07 PM (//cIL)

We of the tribes call that "zaftig."

It means pleasingly plump....but with a sexual connotation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (GsoHv)

177 Are you talking about the fat chick in the picture above?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (9ghZ6)

With the bad eye job?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 19, 2012 10:10 PM (wR+pz)

178 Mississippi has a poster child on wasting what is earned. Deuce, remember him? He was rolling in the $$$. So did things like buy a car dealership - it failed so its a shuttered building for the whole world to see off I-20. Plus would always loan money to 'friends' who never repaid. He still has some riches but far reduced.

Its not the amount that is earned, its what they do with it that matters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 10:10 PM (9dIqT)

179 Oh, and fuck work and work related activities.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:10 PM (4QAQg)

180 Fuck.....ACE.......FIX THIS FUCKING BLOG!


****

Why so sad?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:10 PM (piMMO)

181 171 It's a tweet feed with nothing but boobies.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:05 PM (piMMO)


Not true. It has the lower ladyparts as well. Very nsfw. Very fap worthy, dude has good taste.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (4QAQg)



DAMN IT! Stupid ambien.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:10 PM (GEICT)

182 Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:09 PM (4QAQg)

And?

AND?

No link?

Fucking teases.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:11 PM (GsoHv)

183 Fuck.....ACE.......FIX THIS FUCKING BLOG!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:06 PM (GsoHv)


ROTFL!

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2012 10:11 PM (q177U)

184 @hottiesFTW

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:11 PM (4QAQg)

185 I have exactly zero sympathy for them.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:02 PM (GsoHv)


You can feel however you want but by going with the "they make more than 99%" you sound like one of those dipshit OWS fucks. Meanwhile I was comparing them to their peers in other sports. I don't care how much they make but the breakdowns between the different sports speak for themselves.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 10:12 PM (8e62C)

186 Are you talking about the fat chick in the picture above?


*****

She's not "fat" but this made me LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:12 PM (piMMO)

187 hey Drew,

Why no hockey threads?

Oh, yeah. HA-HAW!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 10:13 PM (ON54M)

188 Hockey - cheerleaders on ice...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 10:13 PM (9dIqT)

189 Comparing salaries between sports is really stupid. It's the ultimate apples to oranges.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:13 PM (GEICT)

190 Forget Jason Campbell; Chicago's O-line is what sucks.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 10:14 PM (gBuIk)

191 Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 10:12 PM (8e62C)

You want to take this outside?

Seriously, my point was not that they are the 1%, but that they are fucking lucky to be paid a huge amount of money to play a game. They had the opportunity to improve their lot in life with an education, but most of them are fools and think that the gravy train that is the NFL lasts forever. In reality, they are the product, and they are being sold to America for a pittance.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:15 PM (GsoHv)

192 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:13 PM (GEICT)

No link?

You're dead to me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:16 PM (GsoHv)

193 Well back to writing. About to get two days ahead of the daily goal in NaNoWriMo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2012 10:16 PM (9dIqT)

194 https://twitter.com/search?q=hottiesftwsrc=tyah

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:17 PM (piMMO)

195 No link?

You're dead to me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:16 PM (GsoHv)



No Decker boobehs? You're dead to me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:17 PM (GEICT)

196 CBD, I posted it a few comments up.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:17 PM (4QAQg)

197 I think maybe this is SF quarterback Kaepernick's first NFL game. Not too shabby.

When are the Bears going to show up?

Posted by: navybrat at November 19, 2012 10:18 PM (r1ty1)

198 Forget Jason Campbell; Chicago's O-line is what sucks.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 10:14 PM

Yep. That and Tice's play-calling. The 49ers O-coordinator had a fantastic game-plan for Kaepernick to beat the Bears D. Tice for Campbell to beat the 49ers... not so much. He sucks as a play-caller.

The best thing for the Bears future would be to free-fall, miss the playoffs and fire Lovie and his whole incompetent coaching staff. We have great weapons on offense and can't use them, because the idiot coaches haven't fixed the offensive line or play-calling in 4 years. Freaking ridiculous.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 19, 2012 10:18 PM (vUK/h)

199 Ha Ha suck it Bears---shit, I picked them tonight.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 10:20 PM (9ghZ6)

200 When are the Bears going to show up?

Posted by: navybrat at November 19, 2012 10:18 PM

The Bears have shown up. This is who we are. We're like a poor Big Ten team who whoops up on weak non-conference foes and then gets smacked around in the Big Ten conference schedule.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 19, 2012 10:21 PM (vUK/h)

201 All I needed was for the Bears D to get three measly points for one of my fantasy teams --and it looks like they can;t even manage that aginst a backup QB (granted, a backup for one of the dullest starting Qs, but still --3 fucking points!).

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 10:21 PM (gBuIk)

202 I'm rooting for the Bears. The guy that got shot last night is in stable condition. For those of you who saw my post. He's a Bears fan. Win this for him.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 19, 2012 10:22 PM (u25eL)

203 197 I think maybe this is SF quarterback Kaepernick's first NFL game. Not too shabby.
Posted by: navybrat at November 19, 2012 10:18 PM (r1ty1)====He definately has his head on his shoulders.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2012 10:22 PM (y2Ojs)

204 so i tune in to hannity for a bit today and his bumper music is some metal-sounding stuff ive never heard him play before...anyone know what im speaking of?

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 19, 2012 10:22 PM (nVqtU)

205 I'm rooting for the Bears. The guy that got shot last night is in stable
condition. For those of you who saw my post. He's a Bears fan. Win this
for him.


****

How's your son doing today?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:22 PM (piMMO)

206 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:15 PM (GsoHv)



If you're expecting me to argue with you that the vast majority aren't dumbasses leading extremely dysfunctional lives and the number of smart decisions they've made in their lives can easily be counted on one hand; you're misunderstanding where I'm coming from.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 10:23 PM (8e62C)

207 Back from feast shopping and I see I picked wisely for once.

Posted by: toby928© at November 19, 2012 10:23 PM (QupBk)

208 We are not going to pass a Young Earth Creationism amendment Mr. Rubio!!!!!@!!#!#131

Posted by: Rachel Maddow in that ad at November 19, 2012 10:23 PM (8HhF2)

209 203 197 I think maybe this is SF quarterback Kaepernick's first NFL game. Not too shabby.
Posted by: navybrat at November 19, 2012 10:18 PM (r1ty1)====He definately has his head on his shoulders.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2012 10:22 PM (y2Ojs)

--It's not at all Kaepernick's first NFL game, but it is his first start.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 10:23 PM (gBuIk)

210 recent tweet:

ESPN just reported Mike Kafka being brought in for a workout.
Steelers bringing in former Michigan St QB Brian Hoyer for workout tomorrow.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:23 PM (piMMO)

211 where's Llarry?

Posted by: John Stark Dark at November 19, 2012 10:23 PM (PALjS)

212 He's a Bears fan. Win this for him.

I pray he's not depending on it.

Posted by: toby928© at November 19, 2012 10:24 PM (QupBk)

213 204

going for Michael Savage's hardKOR audience?

Posted by: JDP at November 19, 2012 10:24 PM (8HhF2)

214 She is not 'pleasantly plump' either. Have you left your computer screen and gone out into society and seen a variety of women? This woman, when it comes to weight, is probably a 3 or 4 on a scale of 1-10, 1 being skinny and 10 being fat.

Posted by: Jheri Carl at November 19, 2012 10:24 PM (//cIL)

215 Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:17 PM (4QAQg)

You are a good man (not like that Cochran guy).

I owe you:

http://tinyurl.com/cau6qk5

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:24 PM (GsoHv)

216 Portnoy, If you are going to correct people you should at least know what you are talking about. It is not Chafing NOR CHOMPING at the bit! It is actually chAmping. Chomping is ok but no more correct than chafing.

Posted by: grammarist at November 19, 2012 10:24 PM (91TGs)

217 going for Michael Savage's hardKOR audience?"

-he might be, i jus wanted to know the name of the song lol

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 19, 2012 10:25 PM (nVqtU)

218 NDH.. he's fine. Still shaken up but he went to work tonight. Haven't heard anything about the old man that shot his sons friend. I imagine he's looking at the rest of his life behind bars. He's in his early 60's but looks 80. Meth and booze. Geez... His son posted on FB today. Said his dad is dead to him. So sad all around.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 19, 2012 10:25 PM (u25eL)

219 OK, first start. Still, not too shabby.

Posted by: navybrat at November 19, 2012 10:25 PM (r1ty1)

220 She is not 'pleasantly plump' either. Have you left your computer screen
and gone out into society and seen a variety of women? This woman, when
it comes to weight, is probably a 3 or 4 on a scale of 1-10, 1 being
skinny and 10 being fat.


****

Are you new here?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:25 PM (piMMO)

221 193
Well back to writing. About to get two days ahead of the daily goal in NaNoWriMo.

In early 2011, I began writing lyrics to an instrumental (a beautiful waltz). First verse and chorus took about 20 minutes. The remaining 2 verses took a year and a half. However, the woman whom I want to sing them, who has a true 4 octave range, (she is the daughter of 2 of the musicians who play this waltz) says the lyrics are beautiful. When you hear a song, and the first verse and chorus are great but the remaining verses seem forced, it's because the author can't wait a year and a half.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2012 10:26 PM (nqBvR)

222 You are a good man (not like that Cochran guy).



I can still click the link! Haha!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:26 PM (GEICT)

223
She is not 'pleasantly plump' either. Have you left your computer screen and gone out into society and seen a variety of women? This woman, when it comes to weight, is probably a 3 or 4 on a scale of 1-10, 1 being skinny and 10 being fat.
====
Who, Miss Piggy up at the top? Oink Oink.Not sure how she got a cheering gig, must know the owner.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 10:26 PM (9ghZ6)

224 Busted can of biscuits

Posted by: Truff at November 19, 2012 10:26 PM (fQlRP)

225 214 She is not 'pleasantly plump' either. Have you left your computer screen and gone out into society and seen a variety of women? This woman, when it comes to weight, is probably a 3 or 4 on a scale of 1-10, 1 being skinny and 10 being fat.

Posted by: Jheri Carl at November 19, 2012 10:24 PM (//cIL)

--Yeah, I am not sure what corner of Ethiopia's Ogaden some people are posting from, but for most of the world she is not a fat chick.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 10:26 PM (gBuIk)

226 Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 10:23 PM (8e62C)

So we're taking this outside?

I think we are in agreement. But at least Goodell is improving the bottom line of the NFL. Selig is driving a great game into the ground.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:26 PM (GsoHv)

227 where's Llarry?
Hello, Llarry was cancelled.

Posted by: zombie mclean stevenson at November 19, 2012 10:26 PM (nkiQM)

228 lol Toby.. I hope not. I imagine he's pretty drugged up, probably not watching the game anyway. Poor kid.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 19, 2012 10:27 PM (u25eL)

229 The best part of this gig is a) cheerleader joke memes and 2) people gettin all serial about em.

Two words: thighs

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 19, 2012 10:27 PM (pUqSw)

230 Posted by: Jheri Carl at November 19, 2012 10:24 PM (//cIL)

we have high standards here at the HQ






actually, we don't, we just pretend that we do

Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2012 10:27 PM (d/5qf)

231 NDH.. he's fine. Still shaken up but he went to work tonight. Haven't
heard anything about the old man that shot his sons friend. I imagine
he's looking at the rest of his life behind bars. He's in his early 60's
but looks 80. Meth and booze. Geez... His son posted on FB today. Said
his dad is dead to him. So sad all around.

*****

Awful all around but I am glad to learn that your son is okay.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:28 PM (piMMO)

232 To be fair to the Jags, they sure gave the Texans a run for their money yesterday. Well more exactly, a pass for their money. (The Jags' running game blew, sorry.)

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 19, 2012 10:29 PM (QTHTd)

233 jewells, wow, what happened? your son's friend got shot? whoa

Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2012 10:29 PM (d/5qf)

234 Ahh, Brooklyn. I once knew a girl named brooklyn, she was a real hottie too. Stereotypical rich Texan girl.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:29 PM (4QAQg)

235 The Bears are losing because the refs are racists against Lovie.

Posted by: King Sadim at November 19, 2012 10:29 PM (mqdAz)

236 we have high standards here at the HQ


actually, we don't, we just pretend that we do



We do??? Since when?!? Dammit, no one ever sends me the monthly newsletter! I'm gonna ask for a refund on my AoSHQ Prime membership.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:29 PM (GEICT)

237 Those women are so totally fat. I bet they even menstruate. Which is just gross. Menstruation is nature's way of telling you you're fat.

Posted by: ConfusedByVaginas at November 19, 2012 10:30 PM (ZPrif)

238 I dunno, that cheerleader is plenty hot.

Posted by: navybrat at November 19, 2012 10:31 PM (r1ty1)

239 Josh McCown?!?!?!

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 10:31 PM (gBuIk)

240 we have high standards here at the HQ

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2012 10:31 PM (hO9ad)

241 I see where Pittsburgh is going with Charlie Batch at QB, I guess Steve DeBerg couldn't get out of a previous commitment.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 19, 2012 10:31 PM (GZitp)

242 The best part of this gig is a) cheerleader joke memes and 2) people gettin all serial about em.



Two words: thighs


*****

Serial, indeed

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:32 PM (piMMO)

243 The Bears knew there was a game tonight, right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 10:32 PM (jucos)

244 A few state voted to legalize pot, Hostess go out of business.

Proof God does have a sense of humor.

Told to my by little Infidel today. Had a good laugh.

Posted by: rfjjulie@acsol.net at November 19, 2012 10:32 PM (Vk6ZI)

245 237
Those women are so totally fat. I bet they even menstruate. Which is
just gross. Menstruation is nature's way of telling you you're fat.

Posted by: ConfusedByVaginas

That's if it's legitimate menstruation.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2012 10:32 PM (nqBvR)

246
We do??? Since when?!? Dammit, no one ever sends me the monthly newsletter! I'm gonna ask for a refund on my AoSHQ Prime membership.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:29 PM (GEICT)


The Moron Horde, turning 9.5's into 3's since sometime.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:32 PM (4QAQg)

247 Niners just swarming on every down.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 10:32 PM (9ghZ6)

248
Lovie Smith not a head coach, a "D" coach
Tice not an "O" coach, a "O"line coach
I can go on and on about the cheap assed Bears......
but why bother?

Posted by: mike ditka at November 19, 2012 10:33 PM (NY8fe)

249
Think I have to register a complaint. That cheerleader bears an uncanny resemblance to my older daughter.

It would be quite dismaying to think that y'all would similarly criticize her.

Also very unhealthy.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 19, 2012 10:33 PM (SAMxH)

250 To be fair to the Jags, they sure gave the Texans a run for their money yesterday. Well more exactly, a pass for their money. (The Jags' running game blew, sorry.)

*****

Yeah.

My fantasy opponent had Schaub at QB yesterday.

74 friggin points!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 10:33 PM (piMMO)

251 Yeesh, just checked out the 49ers/Bears score.

That's a paddlin'

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 19, 2012 10:33 PM (QTHTd)

252 241 I see where Pittsburgh is going with Charlie Batch at QB, I guess Steve DeBerg couldn't get out of a previous commitment.



Steve Beuerlein, however, claims he's still in game shape.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:34 PM (GEICT)

253 I'll bet she goes "Tee-Hee" when you push your finger into her doughy middle. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2012 10:34 PM (BAS5M)

254 244
A few state voted to legalize pot, Hostess go out of business.



Proof God does have a sense of humor.



Told to my by little Infidel today. Had a good laugh.

Posted by: rfjjulie@acsol.net

When I get stoned, if I so much as see a picture of a Twinkie, or donut, et al., I get sick. Just give me the stuff God meant us to eat right off the tree (or bush) -- fruit -- esp. cherries, blueberries, raspberries, pineapple, mango, and blackberries. Nom nom nom.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2012 10:34 PM (nqBvR)

255 Who, Miss Piggy up at the top? Oink Oink.Not sure how she got a cheering gig, must know the owner.

I gaa-run-tee you she looks spectacular from the cheap seats.

But , yea, kinda plump up close.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, now in a serious funk at November 19, 2012 10:35 PM (4Mv1T)

256 229 The best part of this gig is a) cheerleader joke memes and 2) people gettin all serial about em.

Two words: thighsPosted by: Dave in Texas at November 19, 2012 10:27 PM (pUqSw)====You should re-post the pic you did on 9/16/12 to compare.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2012 10:35 PM (y2Ojs)

257 I think we are in agreement. But at least Goodell is
improving the bottom line of the NFL. Selig is driving a great game
into the ground.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:26 PM (GsoHv)


Maybe you're right on the bottom line (I don't know but assume you're correct) but he's destroyed the integrity of the game for me which is why I don't watch it, except if the Redskins are on here in NE Ohio. I don't know what the final straw was but anecdotal evidence tells me I'm not alone.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at November 19, 2012 10:35 PM (8e62C)

258 ONT up

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:35 PM (4QAQg)

259 Lovie Smith not a head coach, a "D" coach

He got them to a Superbowl that one time.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2012 10:36 PM (hO9ad)

260 204
Interstate Live Song - Stone Temple Pilots. It was hannitys way of trying to be relevant to 1993 youth culture.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at November 19, 2012 10:36 PM (gkfSV)

261 Posted by: irongrampa at November 19, 2012 10:33 PM (SAMxH)

If she looks like your daughter then you need to buy a shotgun.

[and just in case that isn't clear....I am suggesting that she is quite attractive]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 10:37 PM (GsoHv)

262 Finally Chicago is on the board.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 10:38 PM (gBuIk)

263 The Moron Horde, turning 9.5's into 3's since sometime.



Is that a dick joke?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 19, 2012 10:38 PM (GEICT)

264 Two words: thighs

Words are fine. Pictures of said thighs would be better. Girl thighs, please.

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 10:38 PM (O6q63)

265 I'd hit it.

Like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: toby928© at November 19, 2012 10:38 PM (QupBk)

266 I like that everybody is rising to the defense of the morbidly obese, menstruating monstrosity in the pic. But I'm pretty sure most of the criticisms of the fat chick were, what's the word? Jokes.

The best I can say is looking at that pic is like staring adult onset diabetes in its one good eye.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 19, 2012 10:38 PM (ZPrif)

267 I would disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: toby928© at November 19, 2012 10:39 PM (QupBk)

268 chemjeff.. this is kind of complicated, lol.. but my son and his partner are friends with "Jim". Jim's dad lives with him. Last night dad went nuts and shot Jims best friendin the face. Then he barricaded himself and held the rest of the people in the house hostage. There was Jim, his sister and new baby and a few friends. The SWAT team somehow got the baby out but several hours went by before he finally surrendered. The friend is in stable condition. So my son and his partner were not involved in the standoff but are obviously distraughtbecause they know Jims best friend and of course Jim himself is a very close friend.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 19, 2012 10:39 PM (u25eL)

269 I see where Pittsburgh is going with Charlie Batch at QB, I guess Steve DeBerg couldn't get out of a previous commitment.







Steve Beuerlein, however, claims he's still in game shape.
----
Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Jeff George at November 19, 2012 10:39 PM (hO9ad)

270 Girl thighs, please.

Picky, picky.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:40 PM (4QAQg)

271 Interstate Live Song - Stone Temple Pilots. It was hannitys way of trying to be relevant to 1993 youth culture.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at November 19, 2012 10:36 PM (gkfSV)

--Talk about needing a time machine: That song came out in 1994.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2012 10:40 PM (gBuIk)

272 if I so much as see a picture of a Twinkie, or donut, et al., I get sick. Just give me the stuff God meant us to eat right off the tree (or bush) -- fruit -- esp. cherries, blueberries, raspberries, pineapple, mango...

You must be old, too. Last time I got really, really, REALLY, R-E-A-L-L-Y STONED was in, uh, what a minute... 1972. Yea! Anyway, we rode around in my friend's VW bus going from 7-11 to 7-11 to by more munchies. And we weren't eatin' no mangos.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, now in a serious funk at November 19, 2012 10:41 PM (4Mv1T)

273 249. That cheerleader bears an uncanny resemblance to my older daughter.
---
240. I'd hit it.

----
*runs*
*hides*

Posted by: awkward... at November 19, 2012 10:42 PM (hO9ad)

274 I heard Chicago is looking for a quarterback, oh wait.

Posted by: Rex Grossman at November 19, 2012 10:42 PM (mqdAz)

275
Ah, the Bears. My grandpa used to go see them in the '30's. Saw Grange, Nagurski, Luckman. That was a tough game.
When I was a kid the Bears were pretty lousy - yet they had arguably the greatest defensive player ever, and, what, an offensive player in the top 25 ever? http://tinyurl.com/bvkep35

Was living in Chicago in '85. Someone actually compared this team to those guys? I have to assume they never actually saw the '85 Bears. I've never seeen a town more into a sports team than that. That team was LOVED

Posted by: Vertov at November 19, 2012 10:42 PM (rRr9n)

276 272
if I so much as see a picture of a Twinkie, or donut, et al., I get
sick. Just give me the stuff God meant us to eat right off the tree (or
bush) -- fruit -- esp. cherries, blueberries, raspberries, pineapple,
mango...



You must be old, too. Last time I got really, really, REALLY,
R-E-A-L-L-Y STONED was in, uh, what a minute... 1972. Yea! Anyway, we
rode around in my friend's VW bus going from 7-11 to 7-11 to by more
munchies. And we weren't eatin' no mangos.

I'm 45. Last time I got REALLY,
R-E-A-L-L-Y STONED was in, uh,last weekend. Not to highjack this thread, but I've got the routine down to a science. Wake up Sunday morning and munch edible. Do some house cleaning while it gets absorbed. Once I start to feel it, I take a lager or seltzer water to the basement where my studio is and work on music/lyrics projects. After an hour or so, I start to get hungry (mind you, my last meal was the night before), then I hit the frozen fruit bags. For protein later on I'll have a shepherd's pie or something like scallops, mushrooms, onions, peas, and spinach in a cream sauce. Depending on whether my eyes are too dilated I'll read some history (WWII buff) or watch a documentary if they are. Blah blah blah; wears off around dinner time.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2012 10:52 PM (nqBvR)

277 Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2012 10:52 PM

Sound like a most enjoyable Sunday. I've been feeling the urge to get some grass lately, might go ahead and do it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 19, 2012 10:55 PM (4QAQg)

278 G*A*S*H

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 19, 2012 10:58 PM (uvNSk)

279 I've never seeen a town more into a sports team than that. That team was LOVED

Posted by: Vertov

Dude, not to take away from the '85 Bears, which Joe Gibbs solved the next season, but find the video from the 1982 Skins playoff game against Minny where at the end of the game the entire RFK stadium is rocking (and the stands are bending) to the chant of "We Want Dallas!". When Dallas showed up the next weekend, several Cowboys remarked that the crowd noise was so loud in the *locker room* that they knew they were in for a long day. The Gibbs I Redskins set the standard for being a loved sports team, esp. that 1982 team.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2012 11:02 PM (nqBvR)

280 Don't hate on the fine looking leader. You know word's got out to her that she's been featured on AoS. She'd kick your ass if you said it to her face, anyways.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 20, 2012 12:05 AM (BVkEs)

281 Was there a game tonight?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 20, 2012 12:06 AM (BVkEs)

282 Don't ask us.

Posted by: The Bears at November 20, 2012 01:58 AM (hO9ad)

283 We struck gold.

Posted by: Niners at November 20, 2012 02:41 AM (y2Ojs)

284 She looks fantastic. Bones are for dogs, meat is for men.

Posted by: perdogg at November 20, 2012 08:19 AM (oSdsj)

285
Emersom Boobehs there! But what about the fat lines on the ribs? Could it be that those are real rather than silicon, and you have to have a little larding on the ribs to get those boobs? Inquiring minds want to know--maybe a personal tactile examination might reveal the answer.

And of course she's happy--the Niners thumped the Bears pretty good last night.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 20, 2012 11:45 AM (oe1aw)

286 Walmart had chinese music on the intercom today.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 20, 2012 09:58 PM (kxlCQ)






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