Cop Beats Up Activist Dressed As Clown

You had me at "Cop Beats Up Activist Dressed As."

I don't know what sort of activist he was. They say he was chasing cars with a squirt bottle.

Posted by: Ace at 06:05 PM



Comments

1 Not enough burn for me.

Posted by: Adam is drinking at the beach at November 19, 2012 06:07 PM (+oPN1)

2 POLICE BRUTALITY

Posted by: Some Clown at November 19, 2012 06:07 PM (GdalM)

3 How do we know they were "dressed up"?

Posted by: Iamahaiangttiam at November 19, 2012 06:07 PM (ho/MP)

4 It had to be a fucking clown. I hate clowns!

Posted by: Columbus at November 19, 2012 06:09 PM (BAS5M)

5 Fifth!

Posted by: Columbus at November 19, 2012 06:09 PM (BAS5M)

6 Fuckin' clowns. Beat 'em all.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is a fan of LIB at November 19, 2012 06:10 PM (GRvW4)

7 Mitch is Ghey

Posted by: Captain Obvious, with Gheydar on at November 19, 2012 06:11 PM (njnnp)

8 The cop must have mistaken him for Bambi.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 06:11 PM (6JMZR)

9 Hey smartphone douchebag, how about helping the officer take down the clown instead of being entertained as a spectator / videographer?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2012 06:11 PM (BAS5M)

10 I like how the reporter has to be on the scene to give her little recounting, as if it's the location of a triple-homicide with cops still buzzing about.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 19, 2012 06:11 PM (20f9t)

11 You had me at beats up clown.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:12 PM (Gk3SS)

12 Don't tase me, Bro-zo!

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 06:12 PM (9ghZ6)

13 Now if somebody would beat up the guy with the phone, I could go to my happy place.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at November 19, 2012 06:12 PM (ZMzpb)

14 Clowns are peaceful and kind.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at November 19, 2012 06:13 PM (3SvjA)

15 Wisconsin. Good idea, squirting water on cars in the winter. Obviously a puffawmance ottist looking for an NRA grant.

Posted by: mallfly at November 19, 2012 06:13 PM (bJm7W)

16
First they came for the clowns, and I said nothing.

Posted by: Mime at November 19, 2012 06:13 PM (DUW4W)

17 14
Clowns are peaceful and kind.
LOL

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 19, 2012 06:14 PM (dCjum)

18 Naturally, the Morons advocate for clown punching.

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 06:14 PM (3SvjA)

19 Tom Cotton would have saved that clown....

haha. Ok, I'm done. have a good one morans.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 19, 2012 06:14 PM (tVTLU)

20 Don't tase me, Bro-zo!
Posted by: USS Diversity

Awesome!

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2012 06:14 PM (G+Wff)

21 Can you ever really "dress as" a clown?

Think about it.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 06:14 PM (6JMZR)

22
They said "chasing cars with a Squirt Gun" in the video.

Which is kind of different than a 'squirt bottle'.

Posted by: wheatie at November 19, 2012 06:14 PM (ICEh3)

23 Clowns are scary enough on their own. Violent Clowns are enough to send me into handbag clutching horror! This would be awful!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:15 PM (jucos)

24
The cop suspected him of counterfeiting.

We should all be wary of funny money.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2012 06:15 PM (TIIx5)

25 They say he was chasing cars with a squirt bottle.

That wasn't a squirt bottle.

Posted by: Clown Activist at November 19, 2012 06:15 PM (6JMZR)

26 Nightsticks, how the fuck do they work?

Posted by: Activist Clown Posse at November 19, 2012 06:15 PM (0kLlr)

27 looks like the clown fought back.

Ah, remember when cops used to enforce laws instead of being armed collection agents for the welfare state (see e.g., adam corolla ranting against Cali speed trap BS while the cops ignore everything the illegals do).

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (QxSug)

28 OK, next up: I want a cop beating up a mime. Can someone make that happen?

Posted by: NR Pax at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (nBkKu)

29 A calm and respectable looking woman went into the pharmacy, walked
up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eye, and said, "I'd
like to buy some cyanide."


The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "I can'tsell you cyanide
to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"


The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Posted by: huerfano at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (bAGA/)

30 sorry for being off on a tangent so early. I am required, indeed compelled, not morally, to state that MissTammy, our MissTammy, is not the red head singer in the B-52s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

31 Cheering police brutality on is not necessarily a good idea.


(And since everyone loves Hitler references, "First they beat up the clowns...")

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (hhVWg)

32 Is no one going to comment on the fat fuck in the corner of the screen?

Posted by: Timin203 at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (azmhu)

33 I know, I know.

It was a clown.

Still, it seems the cop was a little too relaxed and a bit too casual with someone he was placing under arrest.

Weakness invites...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (piMMO)

34 What was the Steven King movie with the evil killer clown in it? Ever since I saw that I can't look at a clown. Admittedly, I don't see a lot but still.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2012 06:17 PM (G+Wff)

35 Mitch is a hero for his bravery.

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 06:17 PM (I88Jc)

36 It looks like the Clown and the Cop were working together....... Like a Keystone Cop type thing. That being said the only thing that would make this video even worse would be if it involved LARGE SPIDERS!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:17 PM (jucos)

37 Maybe the clown was an environmental activist.

After all, those cars he was chasing did have significantly fewer than fifteen passengers each.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 19, 2012 06:17 PM (SY2Kh)

38
Clown gets big red nose from dressing as a clown and getting hit by a cop, but mainly by getting hit by a cop.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2012 06:18 PM (3BbLJ)

39 anywhere else this is news but this is milwaukee.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2012 06:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

40
Cheering police brutality on is not necessarily a good idea.





(And since everyone loves Hitler references, "First they beat up the clowns...")

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (hhVWg)








Giving clowns a nightstick shampoo isn't police brutality, it's a public service.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2012 06:18 PM (TIIx5)

41 I fought the law, and the law won.

Posted by: Clown at November 19, 2012 06:19 PM (BVkEs)

42 9. Right

Posted by: Rupert at November 19, 2012 06:19 PM (1G9N7)

43 Oh, yeah, and cops should never brawl will citizens and punch them repeatedly in the head. Not necessary. Even if its a clown.

Not only is it dangerous for the clown, its dangerous for the officer and the public since the clown could now conceivably get at the cops gun since theyre rolling around on the ground together.

Maybe the clown was a MMA expert. Who knows?

He's probably just a douchebag who needed his ass kicked...

Posted by: Timin203 at November 19, 2012 06:19 PM (azmhu)

44 so, in milwaukee how do you know who is who?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2012 06:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

45 "It"

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is a fan of LIB at November 19, 2012 06:19 PM (GRvW4)

46 What was the Steven King movie with the evil killer clown in it?

Sorry I can't remember the name of it.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 06:19 PM (6JMZR)

47 "40
Cheering police brutality on is not necessarily a good idea.





(And since everyone loves Hitler references, "First they beat up the clowns...")

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (hhVWg)








Giving clowns a nightstick shampoo isn't police brutality, it's a public service.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2012 06:18 PM (TIIx5) "

Might be. But like all public services, it has its price...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:20 PM (hhVWg)

48 7
Mitch is Ghey


Wait, I thought the previous thread was the "twinkie" thread.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2012 06:20 PM (6TB1Z)

49 how do we know it wasn't a cop costume?

clowns are real.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 19, 2012 06:20 PM (zpqa2)

50 No comment about the videographer sounding about as queer as a $3 bill?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 06:20 PM (GsoHv)

51
Sorry I can't remember the name of it.


Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 06:19 PM (6JMZR)





Heh

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2012 06:20 PM (TIIx5)

52 milwaukee police officers have surprisingly colorful uniforms.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2012 06:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

53 "Remember, whatever adversity may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee."

Posted by: TrueNorthist at November 19, 2012 06:21 PM (3Aixx)

54 Que the Benny Hill Music!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:21 PM (jucos)

55
That phone guy has a lisp for some reason.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2012 06:21 PM (3BbLJ)

56 Punching The Clown, indeed.

Posted by: Witchfinder at November 19, 2012 06:21 PM (pLTLS)

57 Can't clowns clown around anymore?

Posted by: Clown at November 19, 2012 06:22 PM (BVkEs)

58 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (hhVWg)

I think I missed the "brutality" part of the video? Where did you see it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 06:22 PM (GsoHv)

59 I like how the reporter has to be on the scene to give her little
recounting, as if it's the location of a triple-homicide with cops still
buzzing about.


****

I went on a rant here, abut 2 or 3 years ago, about a bullshit report here in Jax.

A small prop plan had landed on the 6 lane highway just the other side of the airport fence. It landed safely. Nobody was hurt. No cars were damaged.

They reported it as "BREAKING NEWS!" for the next 3 hours, long after the plane had been removed from he scene.

It was so preposterous... and the drama! Holy cow!

You would have thought the plane did a dive-bomb straight on to a daycare van.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:22 PM (piMMO)

60 Dayam, Christina Palandino MOVES HER LIPS when she talks.

Sorry, I just watched her talk over and over, I didn't want to see some stupid clown thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 06:22 PM (bxiXv)

61
*reads headline*
Why was the cop dressed as a clown?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at November 19, 2012 06:22 PM (FsqHK)

62 Thanks...scary movie.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2012 06:22 PM (G+Wff)

63 Friday night's all right for fightin', get a little action in. Whooo!

Posted by: Sir Miss Elton at November 19, 2012 06:22 PM (BAS5M)

64 Sorry I can't remember the name of it.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 06:19 PM (6JMZR)

Third base!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 06:23 PM (GsoHv)

65 Yes. If the guy that made the video is NOT Ghey, he certainly missed a good opportunity.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:23 PM (jucos)

66 You'd probably also like "Woman escapes mugger who wore Spider-Man costume as "disguise""

Real headline at Daily Mail today.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2012 06:24 PM (wsGWu)

67 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2E_RSJAhYU

You're welcome.

Posted by: Smokey Robinson at November 19, 2012 06:24 PM (0kLlr)

68 That being said the only thing that would make this video even worse would be if it involved LARGE SPIDERS!



****

Large, HAIRY SPIDERS!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:24 PM (piMMO)

69 "...so the cop asked for some candy, the clown said 'f**k you' and then the fight started.

Posted by: DumboTheAvenger at November 19, 2012 06:24 PM (BvTwT)

70 Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:17 PM (jucos)


Annnnd time to test out the second best flamethrower.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:24 PM (Gk3SS)

71 Christina has nice hair. I think the earrings are a little much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 06:24 PM (bxiXv)

72 Sorry I can't remember the name of it.Posted by: The Mega Independent

OK smartie

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (G+Wff)

73 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:24 PM (piMMO)



And the SMOD summoner.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (Gk3SS)

74 This stuff is OK with you?

Ron Paul was right, freedom is a hard sell in this country anymore.

Posted by: Sammy316 at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (PpE3q)

75 It must of been the Clowns skin color that first drew the Cops attention....

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (XIsD/)

76 32......I watched the damn thing twice before I could figure out what you were talking about!!! Clearly time for me to have my eyes checked.

Posted by: wilted at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (6AJ1R)

77 "58 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:16 PM (hhVWg)

I think I missed the "brutality" part of the video? Where did you see it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 06:22 PM (GsoHv) "

Well, I hadn't actually watched the video. I actually wasted my time just for this post. I'm going to stick with my original assessment.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:26 PM (hhVWg)

78
If you would like to study your AoS memes, the princess bride is on amc. My seven year old daughter is finally getting some of the jokes and laughing like....well...a little girl.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2012 06:27 PM (3BbLJ)

79 OK smartie

I can't help it.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 06:27 PM (6JMZR)

80 Gay guy films cop fighting with clown. Yawn.

Posted by: pater nasty at November 19, 2012 06:27 PM (x9s9/)

81 Ron Paul was right, freedom is a hard sell in this country anymore.

Posted by: Sammy316 at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (PpE3q)


So, harassing people and assaulting police (or anyone) is "freedom." Got it.

Gotta go do some freedom now, let you know how it works out.

(Watch their legs, the clown pushed the cop down.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 06:28 PM (bxiXv)

82 Videographer sounds uh, Obama fan'ish.

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 06:28 PM (2t6Gz)

83 80
Gay guy films cop fighting with clown. Yawn.


Now if it had been "guy films cop fighting gay clown", then you'd have something.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2012 06:28 PM (6TB1Z)

84 The Goliath Tarantula can grow to almost a foot across.

Posted by: Invictus at November 19, 2012 06:28 PM (OQpzc)

85 Wheres the ACLU ?
American Clown Liberties Union...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 19, 2012 06:29 PM (XIsD/)

86 Clown spiders are more creepy, though.

Posted by: Invictus at November 19, 2012 06:29 PM (OQpzc)

87 "81 Ron Paul was right, freedom is a hard sell in this country anymore.

Posted by: Sammy316 at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (PpE3q)

So, harassing people and assaulting police (or anyone) is "freedom." Got it.

Gotta go do some freedom now, let you know how it works out.

(Watch their legs, the clown pushed the cop down.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 06:28 PM (bxiXv) "

Maybe. But also watch their hands. Seems like the officer might have been more interested in dragging the clown to the ground than in not falling down himself.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:29 PM (hhVWg)

88 If that Clown would have approached my car I would have had to shoot him dead. Clowns I cannot tolerate.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:30 PM (jucos)

89
Well, I hadn't actually watched the video. I actually wasted my
time just for this post. I'm going to stick with my original
assessment.


*****

What?

So you made an accusation about police brutality being okay and you hadn't even watched the friggin video?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:30 PM (piMMO)

90 77

Typical.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:31 PM (BushJ)

91 "88 If that Clown would have approached my car I would have had to shoot him dead. Clowns I cannot tolerate.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:30 PM (jucos) "

What's the difference between a clown and anyone you see on TV?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:31 PM (hhVWg)

92 What I hate more than anything is watching 2 minutes of newscast for 9 seconds of clown beating.

Someone needs to beat the newscasters, especially the big mouth reporter "on the scene" hours/days after the fact.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 06:31 PM (BeSEI)

93 Maybe. But also watch their hands. Seems like the officer might have been more interested in dragging the clown to the ground than in not falling down himself.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:29 PM (hhVWg)


Honestly, nobody commenting on the internet knows what was going through these people's minds. Maybe the clown had a fetish for lying on top of policemen. Maybe the cop wasted to set up the fall and got luck when the clown aggressed on him. Maybe it was all a setup by the driver to get on TV.

Probably not, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 06:32 PM (bxiXv)

94 "Reno 911", two cops beat the shit out of the guy dressed up as a huge soda cup? Anyone else ever watch that show? Pretty damned funny for what it was.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2012 06:32 PM (tkoGU)

95 Keep that nightstick away from me!

Posted by: A Protesting Vagina at November 19, 2012 06:32 PM (QKKT0)

96 Ditka on ESPN! Holy crap, he looks and sounds good.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)

97 Balloon animals never look like the real thing. Just a pet peeve of mine.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 06:32 PM (6JMZR)

98 "89
Well, I hadn't actually watched the video. I actually wasted my
time just for this post. I'm going to stick with my original
assessment.


*****

What?

So you made an accusation about police brutality being okay and you hadn't even watched the friggin video?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:30 PM (piMMO) "

I was remarking on this:

"Cop Beats Up Activist Dressed As Clown

You had me at "Cop Beats Up Activist Dressed As."

I don't know what sort of activist he was. They say he was chasing cars with a squirt bottle. "

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:33 PM (hhVWg)

99 Someone needs to beat the newscasters, especially the big mouth reporter "on the scene" hours/days after the fact.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 06:31 PM (BeSEI)


You deal with the rest of them, I'll take care of Christina.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 06:33 PM (bxiXv)

100 "90 77

Typical.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:31 PM (BushJ) "

You really need a new hobby, Geoff.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:33 PM (hhVWg)

101 Balloon animals never look like the real thing. Just a pet peeve of mine


****

I dunno.

The poodles are usually pretty good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:34 PM (piMMO)

102 Maybe. But also watch their hands. Seems like the officer might have been more interested in dragging the clown to the ground than in not falling down himself.::::

Not too familiar with physical violence, are you? The clown pushed him off balance. The cop did as he was trained to control the opponent, protect his weapon and halt the attack.

And with less force than he COULD have used. Paultards are such pussies.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:35 PM (BushJ)

103
I was remarking on this:



"Cop Beats Up Activist Dressed As Clown



You had me at "Cop Beats Up Activist Dressed As."



I don't know what sort of activist he was. They say he was chasing cars with a squirt bottle. "



*****

It's dark and cold outside. In here it's cozy and warm.

Loosen up a bit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:35 PM (piMMO)

104 You know what's bizarre sweet cheeks? What your news channel finds news worthy.

Posted by: dogfish at November 19, 2012 06:36 PM (N2yhW)

105 96
Ditka on ESPN! Holy crap, he looks and sounds good.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)


What? I thought he just had a stroke?!

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2012 06:36 PM (X6akg)

106 alt : Cop Caught Boxing Clown while On Duty

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 06:36 PM (eN+1P)

107 The poodles are usually pretty good.

Okay, I'll give you that one, but that's it.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 06:36 PM (6JMZR)

108
Its a pretty sad day when clowns and cops don't have any fighting skills.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2012 06:37 PM (3BbLJ)

109 94:

One of the funniest episodes ever!!!!!!! What a great show.

Also, the one where the sheriff dies and that hot chick is dancing to Warrant's cherry pie.

If I could find that chick I would take her as a second wife, immediately!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 19, 2012 06:37 PM (tVTLU)

110 What? I thought he just had a stroke?!


Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2012 06:36 PM (X6akg)


He did, that's what so amazing. He's going to be on again later. He's not in the studio, it's a remote feed and he only talked about a minute but he sounded just fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:37 PM (Gk3SS)

111 What? I thought he just had a stroke?!


****

Probably a TIA.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:38 PM (piMMO)

112 He's in the system for the next 5 years now. He's fucked.

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 06:38 PM (2t6Gz)

113
I once saw a smallish female police officer (in Falls Church city, VA) wrangling with a ~300 lb drunk Somoan-looking guy in the middle of the afternoon in a store parking lot on Rt. 7. I stopped my car and got out and asked if she needed help; she said no and while I watched and wondered whether to intervene anyways shesomehow got him cuffed.I don't know what I would have done.I guess I could have driven my heel into the side of his knee.
So that's the difference between me circa 1997 and a gay guy in Wisconsin in 2012. I stopped and offered help while he filmed giggling from his car.

Posted by: pater nasty at November 19, 2012 06:38 PM (x9s9/)

114 He did, that's what so amazing. He's going to be on
again later. He's not in the studio, it's a remote feed and he only
talked about a minute but he sounded just fine.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:37 PM (Gk3SS)


Yeah, I'm seeing him now. Looks and sounds really good considering.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2012 06:39 PM (X6akg)

115 Fucking hipster doucebag...how about getting out of your car to help the cop? Asshole.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at November 19, 2012 06:39 PM (SNjPs)

116 "102 Maybe. But also watch their hands. Seems like the officer might have been more interested in dragging the clown to the ground than in not falling down himself.::::

Not too familiar with physical violence, are you? The clown pushed him off balance. The cop did as he was trained to control the opponent, protect his weapon and halt the attack.

And with less force than he COULD have used. Paultards are such pussies.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:35 PM (BushJ) "

1) He should have controlled the situation better.

2) He should have been much more concerned with not ending up on the ground. I don't care what his "training" "stated."

3) Yeah, I'm not a real man like you, jacking off to ... whatever the fuck this was.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:39 PM (hhVWg)

117 Beating a Clown? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:39 PM (jucos)

118 Good thing it was in Milwaukee and not Latham, Massachussetts. We have a duty to rescue ordinance on the books. Can't just stand there and tape the action and laugh about it.

Like those NYC do-nothing assholes, you'll be tossed in the clink.

Posted by: Judge Arthur Vandelay at November 19, 2012 06:40 PM (BAS5M)

119 Homey don't play dat.

Posted by: In Living Color at November 19, 2012 06:40 PM (njnnp)

120 "103
I was remarking on this:

"Cop Beats Up Activist Dressed As Clown

You had me at "Cop Beats Up Activist Dressed As."

I don't know what sort of activist he was. They say he was chasing cars with a squirt bottle. "

*****

It's dark and cold outside. In here it's cozy and warm.

Loosen up a bit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:35 PM (piMMO) "

I'll think about it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:40 PM (hhVWg)

121 Ditka after a stroke is more coherent and intelligent than SCOAMF on a good day.

If only he'd have run for the Senate seat in Illinois...

Posted by: Ghost of Elections Past at November 19, 2012 06:41 PM (0kLlr)

122 81 Ron Paul was right, freedom is a hard sell in this country anymore.



Posted by: Sammy316 at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (PpE3q)



So, harassing people and assaulting police (or anyone) is "freedom." Got it.



Gotta go do some freedom now, let you know how it works out.



(Watch their legs, the clown pushed the cop down.)



Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 06:28 PM (bxiXv) "



Maybe. But also watch their hands. Seems like the officer might
have been more interested in dragging the clown to the ground than in
not falling down himself.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:29 PM (hhVWg)


A cop not wanting a perp to get away? What the hell does he think he's doing? His job?

Posted by: CharleSays at November 19, 2012 06:41 PM (2aJHq)

123 Have you seen this tactical gem for the house GOP?

I have a link in my sig and will mention it regularly until I find another shiny bauble to amuse me.

Posted by: Truman North, mammary critic to the Stars at November 19, 2012 06:41 PM (I2LwF)

124 The poodles are usually pretty good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:34 PM (piMMO)

Banana slugs are spot-on.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 06:41 PM (GsoHv)

125 Ditka!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best coach ever.
Suck it patriots.

Ditka will serve as Secretary of Kicking the Commie Media's Ass in the Rubio-Cotton administration.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 19, 2012 06:41 PM (tVTLU)

126 Wait, is this punching a clown post code for something?

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 19, 2012 06:42 PM (/1U3u)

127
Homey don't play dat.

Posted by: In Living Color at November 19, 2012 06:40 PM (njnnp
****
Requisite video clip?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:42 PM (piMMO)

128 EoJ, don't you do judo?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 19, 2012 06:42 PM (LQjA9)

129 121:
Homey does play that. Believe it or not, but I was involved in the "draft Ditka" movement from the very start.

I think he had some problems with vetting. That's all they do, destroy the opponent, fuck the country.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 19, 2012 06:42 PM (tVTLU)

130 Hey, I was on Water Street. Get it?

Posted by: A Clown With a Squirt Bottle and a Lame Sense of Humor at November 19, 2012 06:42 PM (QKKT0)

131 Lesson to the kids: The life of a squirting clown may seem glamorous and sexy when you're young and idealistic, but it only leads to one place. A notoriously rapey place.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2012 06:42 PM (tkoGU)

132 Never punch clown!!!!

Posted by: "someguy" at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (0kLlr)

133 "122 81 Ron Paul was right, freedom is a hard sell in this country anymore.

Posted by: Sammy316 at November 19, 2012 06:25 PM (PpE3q)

So, harassing people and assaulting police (or anyone) is "freedom." Got it.

Gotta go do some freedom now, let you know how it works out.

(Watch their legs, the clown pushed the cop down.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 06:28 PM (bxiXv) "

Maybe. But also watch their hands. Seems like the officer might
have been more interested in dragging the clown to the ground than in
not falling down himself.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:29 PM (hhVWg)

A cop not wanting a perp to get away? What the hell does he think he's doing? His job?

Posted by: CharleSays at November 19, 2012 06:41 PM (2aJHq) "

Then perhaps he should have controlled the situation better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (hhVWg)

134 I'm afraid of cops.
I' very skert of clowns.
Cops dressed up as clowns...what has this world come to.

Posted by: sTevo at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (VMcEw)

135 Homey don't play dat.



Posted by: In Living Color at November 19, 2012 06:40 PM (njnnp
****
Requisite video clip?


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:42 PM (piMMO)


Great. Now I have Men on Film in my head - Public service announcement, the movie the Black Stallion is not about Denzel Washington.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (Gk3SS)

136
Didn't it look like the cop pulled the clown down on top of him by the back of the neck? Then started punching the clown in the side of the head.

I'm calling overuse of force on this one. A squirt gun?

Posted by: Justamom at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (Sptt8)

137 Ugly technique, but where's the beat down?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (ON54M)

138 BushJ ????

You've gotta be kidding me .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 19, 2012 06:44 PM (M2+F0)

139 94 "Reno 911", two cops beat the shit out of the guy dressed up as a huge soda cup? Anyone else ever watch that show? Pretty damned funny for what it was.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2012 06:32 PM (tkoGU)


Heh. Wasn't that the one where he swore he couldn't feel a thing through teh suit padding so the cops tested it by hitting him harder and harder - only the whole thing was videotaped by a bystander minus the sound?

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 19, 2012 06:44 PM (pAlYe)

140 Never punch clown!!!!


Posted by: "someguy" at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (0kLlr)


****
I'm surprised it took so long!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:44 PM (piMMO)

141
Don't taze me, Bozo.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2012 06:44 PM (JJ+PT)

142 I am no fan of cops -- I think most of them are thugs and totalitarian wanna-be assholes who think nothing of violating our civil liberties.

But from my, admittedly incomplete perspective, the clown was aggressive, and could have gotten his ass beat by five cops instead of being cuffed and arrested.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 06:44 PM (GsoHv)

143 Don't let not knowing what the fuck you're looking at or talking about stop you, Asperger Boy. Just keep splashing these threads with your retarded brain shittings.

Obviously there's an opening for obtuse trolls with zero self awareness now that Cat Piss has abandoned us or drowned in Hurricane Sandy. Frankly, I don't think you bring the same quality she did but I guess we'll just have to take whatever successfully sneaks away from the group home.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:45 PM (BushJ)

144 >>Didn't it look like the cop pulled the clown down on top of him by the back of the neck?

That's a Horse Collar. And it's a personal foul, I believe.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 06:45 PM (eN+1P)

145 Hey , I gotta a new one as well . Close , but not the coveted Mo+Fo .

Damn .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 19, 2012 06:45 PM (M2+F0)

146 "143 Don't let not knowing what the fuck you're looking at or talking about stop you, Asperger Boy. Just keep splashing these threads with your retarded brain shittings.

Obviously there's an opening for obtuse trolls with zero self awareness now that Cat Piss has abandoned us or drowned in Hurricane Sandy. Frankly, I don't think you bring the same quality she did but I guess we'll just have to take whatever successfully sneaks away from the group home.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:45 PM (BushJ) "

Another insightful post, Geoff.

You know, I was kind of starting to miss you.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:45 PM (hhVWg)

147 Where is the Kate Upton Video to accompany this? I want to beat the Clown!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 06:46 PM (jucos)

148 Off camera, 30 other clowns watched in anger from a tiny car.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 19, 2012 06:46 PM (QKKT0)

149 Cosmic justice can be comical

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 06:46 PM (I88Jc)

150 There was this middle aged guy who decided after his divorce to buy a new Corvette. After he bought it he thought he'd open it up to see what it could do. Unfortunately a cop had a speed trap set up and clocked him at over 100

The Corvette sees the cop in the mirror and figures maybe he can outrun him, no way a Crown Vic will keep up with a Vette. He speeds up to 140 and the cop is still chasing him. He comes to his senses and pulls over.

The cop asks for his license and registration. The cop said that if he had a good reason for speeding, and since it was Friday and at the end of his shift, he wanted to let him off with just a simple speeding ticket. When the cop asks the Vette why he sped up instead of pulling over, the guy says;

"My wife ran off with a cop last month. I was afraid you were trying to give her back"

The Vette got off with just a speeding ticket

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 06:46 PM (wwsoB)

151 "EoJ, don't you do judo?"

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 19, 2012 06:42 PM (LQjA9)

No, he is a professional ballroom dancer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 06:47 PM (GsoHv)

152 All clowns should be beaten periodically, even the sad-faced ones. Especially the sad-faced ones. It helps them find their muse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2012 06:47 PM (pFqpP)

153 128 EoJ, don't you do judo?:::

Not since I moved here, but yes.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:47 PM (BushJ)

154 Great. Now I have Men on Film in my head - Public service announcement,
the movie the Black Stallion is not about Denzel Washington.


*****

There were supposed to be two new ILC shows in 2012 and I'll be damned if I ever saw them, and I was eagerly awaiting them.

I wonder what happened?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:47 PM (piMMO)

155 Speaking of clowns, how about Krugman calling for a return to near confiscatory tax rates. He sounded like a conservative talking about the good old days in the 1950's.

The left has finally gone so far left they are the new right.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at November 19, 2012 06:48 PM (iuY0Y)

156 dpes any one remember KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE?

Posted by: lancewing plover at November 19, 2012 06:48 PM (nUuHW)

157 155:

Drudge has a perfect picture of this idiot. Look at this slob. I wouldn't let him wash my car!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 19, 2012 06:49 PM (tVTLU)

158 Clown's lucky the cop was a bit more relaxed than, say, George Zimmerman.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 06:49 PM (ON54M)

159 Wasn't Obama visiting Milwaukee?

Cops have to go figure when tackling a clown whether its some big shot politician.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 19, 2012 06:49 PM (BAnPT)

160

Shakes is not amused.

Also, drunk.

Posted by: imp at November 19, 2012 06:49 PM (UaxA0)

161 Then perhaps he should have controlled the situation better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (hhVWg)

Yep. Every cop should be perfect. Perfect, I tell ya! Just as every battle plan should not only survive first contact, but be implemented exactly as written until victory. Damn reality!

Posted by: CharleSays at November 19, 2012 06:50 PM (2aJHq)

162 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:47 PM (BushJ)

I'm not sure what stupid cop move he was trying, but it looks like he was trying to grab his collar and sweep or block the leg, but got way, way too close. The cop is lucky he didn't get badly hurt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2012 06:50 PM (GsoHv)

163 "155 Speaking of clowns, how about Krugman calling for a return to near confiscatory tax rates. He sounded like a conservative talking about the good old days in the 1950's.

The left has finally gone so far left they are the new right.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at November 19, 2012 06:48 PM (iuY0Y) "

No. Leftists mostly try to cynically appeal to people's stupidity. They'll try anything they think might work.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:51 PM (hhVWg)

164 I saw Ditka's arrest report for DUI shortly after their Super Bowl win. Where he was supposed to sign his name he just printed in big block letters "F*CK YOU". I am sure that is just one of many colorful stories in the life of Mike Ditka ("Don't you mean Dick Butkus?" "Shut up, George!"). He would have crawled out of the Senate race in no better shape than Jack Ryan.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 19, 2012 06:51 PM (nZvGM)

165
I didn't see the clown starting it, and should not go against our law enforcement. I'm just tired of overuse of force.
That's what makes people kinda leery of cops.

A cop followed me into a parking lot and parked next to me. I got out with my little boy, who was excited to see a police car, and the cop started hassling me for some stupid crap about "kind of a wide turn". Ass.

Glad I didn't have a squirt gun on me. I might have used it n gotten beat to shit.

Posted by: Justamom at November 19, 2012 06:51 PM (Sptt8)

166

"Yes, I was drinking gasoline -- Mother!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2012 06:51 PM (kdS6q)

167 I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *clown*, isn't it?

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at November 19, 2012 06:51 PM (BAS5M)

168 "Come peacefully?" Homey don't play that!

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 06:52 PM (I88Jc)

169 Yes, Maet. After they finished the guy got smashed into a pulp by a semi.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2012 06:53 PM (tkoGU)

170 I saw Ditka's arrest report for DUI shortly after their Super Bowl win.
Where he was supposed to sign his name he just printed in big block
letters "F*CK YOU". I am sure that is just one of many colorful stories
in the life of Mike Ditka ("Don't you mean Dick Butkus?" "Shut up,
George!"). He would have crawled out of the Senate race in no better
shape than Jack Ryan.


Yeah, he could never win the Senate doing something as horrific as that.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at November 19, 2012 06:53 PM (0kLlr)

171 Occupy Clown College!

Posted by: Crusty at November 19, 2012 06:53 PM (lZBBB)

172 Feel good story of the season also at Drudge. Animal rights group was flying a drone over a pigeon hunting area to record the murder! of the birds. The drone was shot down.


Posted by: Larry Flynt at November 19, 2012 06:53 PM (iuY0Y)

173 164:

Well DUIs most normal people can understand. Sex clubs are kindofa different matter.

We've all had some booze now and then (except for our last candidate...) Threesomes, not so much....

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 19, 2012 06:53 PM (tVTLU)

174 170:
PRICELESS!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 19, 2012 06:53 PM (tVTLU)

175 Speaking of clowns, how about Krugman calling for a return to near confiscatory tax rates.


Why doesn't he start by selling off that mansion of his and donating the proceeds to those on Staten Island?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:54 PM (Gk3SS)

176 "161 Then perhaps he should have controlled the situation better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:43 PM (hhVWg)

Yep. Every cop should be perfect. Perfect, I tell ya! Just as every battle plan should not only survive first contact, but be implemented exactly as written until victory. Damn reality!

Posted by: CharleSays at November 19, 2012 06:50 PM (2aJHq) "

We should always applaud whatever someone who works for the Government does. No matter what. Unless he has a pubic mustache or works for a guy with a pubic mustache. Because that's what being a Conservative is all about.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:54 PM (hhVWg)

177 Feel good story of the season also at Drudge. Animal rights group was
flying a drone over a pigeon hunting area to record the murder! of the
birds. The drone was shot down.


****


Yep.

So what are the laws about flying a fucking spy camera over private property?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:54 PM (piMMO)

178
On Drudge: Hamas Leader Triple Dog Dares Israel To Invade.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2012 06:55 PM (BAS5M)

179 "165
I didn't see the clown starting it, and should not go against our law enforcement. I'm just tired of overuse of force.
That's what makes people kinda leery of cops.

A cop followed me into a parking lot and parked next to me. I got out with my little boy, who was excited to see a police car, and the cop started hassling me for some stupid crap about "kind of a wide turn". Ass.

Glad I didn't have a squirt gun on me. I might have used it n gotten beat to shit.

Posted by: Justamom at November 19, 2012 06:51 PM (Sptt "

You have to respect his authority...


Because you're there to serve him. Never forget.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 06:55 PM (hhVWg)

180 Why are we worried about Rubio getting questions from the MBM that no Dem would get?

I
read yesterday that the miracle whiteboard would trump them all. Just
whip it out and explain how the budget works and the lefty reporters
spontaneously burst into flames

Just remember though .. with the power of the whiteboard comes great responsibility

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 06:57 PM (wwsoB)

181 So what are the laws about flying a fucking spy camera over private property?


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:54 PM (piMMO)


Emerging field. If you are outside your home, you are in public and can be filmed. That conflicts with the utter clusterfuckery that is ownership of airspace over private property and then slams into stalking laws. Short answer, no one fucking knows.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 06:57 PM (Gk3SS)

182 Water Street? Explains why the cop was so jumpy. They were starting to have a real problem with shootings at bar time down there when I left.

And all you armchair cops know for dead certain that "just a squirt gun" didn't hold anything caustic or acidic or explosive, of course.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 19, 2012 06:58 PM (ZKzrr)

183 162 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:47 PM (BushJ)

I'm not sure what stupid cop move he was trying, but it looks like he was trying to grab his collar and sweep or block the leg, but got way, way too close. The cop is lucky he didn't get badly hurt.:::::

He seemed to be totally unprepared for the possibility that the situation could turn violent. Think about it: You're approaching a man dressed as a clown who is chasing cars with a squirt gun in very cold weather. There is a non-zero probability that this could turn ugly weird.

He is a very lucky bastard. That guy got a free first shot at him. After that, he looked like he just hung on until he could sweep him from his back, because he was in no position to do anything else.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 06:58 PM (JDIKC)

184
I think the world would be a better place with a clown at every dip in the road before a curve than a cop.
I'm a very defensive driver, especially speed wise, cuz the cops just prey on us for revenue around here.

Posted by: Justamom at November 19, 2012 06:59 PM (Sptt8)

185 155

liberals have always liked the 1950s in an economic sense

There's something to that, in that prosperity was broader (although they obviously dispute that any of the social norms at the time had anything to do with this,) but of course the idea that we can just recreate it if we go back to the exact economic policies of then is...wishful thinking. How we _do_ recapture some of it, I'm not entirely sure

Posted by: JDP at November 19, 2012 06:59 PM (60GaT)

186 I saw Ditka's arrest report for DUI shortly after their Super Bowl win.
Where he was supposed to sign his name he just printed in big block
letters "F*CK YOU"
----
They didn't have me sign a ticket promising to appear. They knew I would be appearing.

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 06:59 PM (2t6Gz)

187 Do I make you laugh? Am I a clown? Do I fuckin' amuse you?

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at November 19, 2012 06:59 PM (wwsoB)

188 "We should always applaud whatever someone who works for the Government does."

Free Clarabell! Free Mumia!

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 07:00 PM (I88Jc)

189 >>And all you armchair cops know for dead certain that "just a squirt gun" didn't hold anything caustic or acidic or explosive, of course.

Urine. It's always filled with urine.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 07:00 PM (eN+1P)

190 "182 Water Street? Explains why the cop was so jumpy. They were starting to have a real problem with shootings at bar time down there when I left.

And all you armchair cops know for dead certain that "just a squirt gun" didn't hold anything caustic or acidic or explosive, of course.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 19, 2012 06:58 PM (ZKzrr) "

No one ever forced anyone to be a cop. They're there because they want to play "hero," but don't want any of the risks associated with joining the military.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:00 PM (hhVWg)

191 Oh my god, the pigeons are committing suicide all over the place!

Posted by: Tocquevillian at November 19, 2012 07:00 PM (iuY0Y)

192 Never bring a squirt gun to a water fight...

*breaks out fire hose*

This is the Wisconsin way.

Posted by: Riot Cop at November 19, 2012 07:02 PM (0kLlr)

193 I was so hoping the pigeon story would end in a mid air pigeon collision caught of video.

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:02 PM (2t6Gz)

194 Clown Antics: The Comedy of Peace.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 19, 2012 07:02 PM (qwK3S)

195 Jeez, Ace posts a palate-cleansing thread about a stupid clown, and some of y'all want to turn on your inner-anarchist, cop-hating blathering.

Alright, which one of you is really Ice T?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 07:02 PM (BeSEI)

196 No one ever forced anyone to be a cop. They're there because they want to play "hero," but don't want any of the risks associated with joining the military.
---
I like to think of them as high school graduates who made good.

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:03 PM (2t6Gz)

197 I think that clown guy was in Zombie Strippers.

Posted by: Tocquevillian at November 19, 2012 07:03 PM (iuY0Y)

198 190 -

You are an ass. I never realized what an ass you are, but I suspect you have always known.

Congrats, the rest of us do now as well.


Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 07:04 PM (BeSEI)

199
Anytime I hear someone described as an actiist, I reach for my gun....

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 07:04 PM (MazXE)

200 "188 "We should always applaud whatever someone who works for the Government does."

Free Clarabell! Free Mumia!

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 07:00 PM (I88Jc) "

Free Gulag, Comrade.


(And yeah, people who are prone to gratuitous, counterproductive violence against their fellow citizens are not people I like.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:04 PM (hhVWg)

201 189 >>And all you armchair cops know for dead certain that "just a squirt gun" didn't hold anything caustic or acidic or explosive, of course. /:::

Ron Paul's precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:04 PM (JDIKC)

202 He seemed to be totally unprepared for the possibility that the
situation could turn violent. Think about it: You're approaching a man
dressed as a clown who is chasing cars with a squirt gun in very cold
weather. There is a non-zero probability that this could turn ugly
weird.



He is a very lucky bastard. That guy got a free first shot at him.
After that, he looked like he just hung on until he could sweep him from
his back, because he was in no position to do anything else.


****

Basically what I was saying in comment 32.

He seemed to be far too casual in his approach.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)

203 Meanwhile, in the Peoples Republic of Santa Monica, the LAW says "fuck you, Christian traitors to the state"

Judge denies bid for Nativity displays in Santa Monica

http://tinyurl.com/d9ao7jr

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 07:05 PM (wwsoB)

204 Anybody seen Greg today? That might be him.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2012 07:05 PM (1Y+hH)

205 Dave in Texas needs to throw up a MNF cheerleader pic to get to the heart of this " punching the clown " thing .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 19, 2012 07:05 PM (M2+F0)

206 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:00 PM (hhVWg)

True stat.... look it up... More Cops were killed in America during Desert Storm, than we lost troops...

Cops aint perfect, but they are not ALL the assholes you make them out to be...

Posted by: Crusty at November 19, 2012 07:06 PM (lZBBB)

207 The clown is on top of the cop. Cop has the right to punch him in the head.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 07:06 PM (MazXE)

208 "195 Jeez, Ace posts a palate-cleansing thread about a stupid clown, and some of y'all want to turn on your inner-anarchist, cop-hating blathering.

Alright, which one of you is really Ice T?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 07:02 PM (BeSEI) "

I just made a comment. Some people had a problem with it. Because they're real men like that. So things escalated. Now, cry me a river.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:06 PM (hhVWg)

209 A clown in public? Yeah, I'd hit that.

Posted by: beat cop at November 19, 2012 07:06 PM (O6q63)

210 So what are the laws about flying a fucking spy camera over private property?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:54 PM (piMMO)


As best as I can tell the same as flying over private property in general i.e. land owners must share their airspace with any aviation traffic so long as it's at a reasonable, safe altitude. And anything publicly viewable is well, public.

So in theory I could have a spy drone hovering over someone's house 24/7 and there's nothing they could do about it legally.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 19, 2012 07:07 PM (pAlYe)

211 @NDH,

Yes. You are correct. If you were wrong, this video would not have been made.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:07 PM (JDIKC)

212
Drudge has a perfect picture of this idiot. Look at this slob. I wouldn't let him wash my car!!!

The one where he's holding his pussy?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 19, 2012 07:07 PM (lOmbq)

213 Listen to how happy and smug the gay phone recorder guyis. "Oooh a cop beating up a clown. I had to get it on video for my friends." No fumduck. The cop made a goofball move and ended up under the clown when the fight began. You should have been out of your car helping out, not trying to take pictures to show to the guys at the bathouse. Priorities man, priorities.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 19, 2012 07:07 PM (kTTUz)

214 Feel no pressure , Dave .

We're good .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 19, 2012 07:07 PM (M2+F0)

215 No one ever forced anyone to be a cop.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney


I'll take Non-sequiturs for fiddy cent, Alexi.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM (ON54M)

216 No one ever forced anyone to be a cop. They're there because they want
to play "hero," but don't want any of the risks associated with joining
the military.


*****

The next time someone stalks you in a dark alley, call the Coast Guard.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM (piMMO)

217 "198 190 -

You are an ass. I never realized what an ass you are, but I suspect you have always known.

Congrats, the rest of us do now as well.


Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 07:04 PM (BeSEI) "

Yep. I'm not a "real man" like you, starting fights on the Internet and everything...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM (hhVWg)

218 Anybody seen Greg today? That might be him.

In 10,000 years, he's gonna be Einstein.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM (6JMZR)

219 This would have made an excellent episode of Cop Rock.

Posted by: Stephen Bochco at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM (eN+1P)

220 TSA advises air passengers that the they'll be ever vigilant for the dreaded TWINKIES OF TERROR

Holiday Travel Tips from the TSA: Cakes and Pies ‘are subject to additional screening’

http://tinyurl.com/bnt6xpf

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM (wwsoB)

221 216 -

Forget it, I think he was touched in his funny place by someone wearing a badge once.

It's the only reasonable explanation.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 07:09 PM (BeSEI)

222 A sweaty cop in tight pants beating up a clown in broad daylight isn't sexy at all. Not at all. Excuse me...

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 19, 2012 07:09 PM (3wYCm)

223 Clowns do weird, evil, little clownie shit when nobody is looking. Creepy.

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 19, 2012 07:09 PM (6H6FZ)

224 MUMR, dude, sometimes you go wayyy out there.

If some whack job spraying random strangers with fluids, that's not something that can be ignored. This is one of the zany fun things the Taliban does in Pakistan, finding women alone without their veils on and spraying them with acid.

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 19, 2012 07:10 PM (QTHTd)

Posted by: a mime trapped in a glass box being beaten up by ace at November 19, 2012 07:10 PM (nkiQM)

226 "206 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:00 PM (hhVWg)

True stat.... look it up... More Cops were killed in America during Desert Storm, than we lost troops...

Cops aint perfect, but they are not ALL the assholes you make them out to be...

Posted by: Crusty at November 19, 2012 07:06 PM (lZBBB) "

Might be. But it's a question of their perception of reality, not objective reality itself.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:10 PM (hhVWg)

227 So in theory I could have a spy drone hovering over someone's house 24/7 and there's nothing they could do about it legally.


Posted by: Mætenloch at November 19, 2012 07:07 PM (pAlYe)


Except for those pesky stalking laws.
This is actually an area that's needs to be addressed now that drones are cheap enough for the public to buy. Not only are there issues with the whole spying on people thing, there are issues with sharing the airspace.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 07:10 PM (Gk3SS)

228 "215 No one ever forced anyone to be a cop.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

I'll take Non-sequiturs for fiddy cent, Alexi.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM (ON54M) "

Suit yourself.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:11 PM (hhVWg)

229 Holiday Travel Tips from the TSA: Cakes and Pies ‘are subject to additional screening’

Your gravy goes in your checked luggage, with your hatchet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 19, 2012 07:11 PM (ZKzrr)

230 Anyone else reading MUMR's posts and hearing them narrated by a little boy, voice muffled by the locker he was stuffed in by the big bully?

Junior high was 18 months ago, Asperger Boy. Get over your feelings of powerlessness, already. You can't live your life blaming everyone you see for the tighty-whites stretched over your scalp.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:11 PM (JDIKC)

231 HAMAS LEADER DARES ISRAEL TO INVADE!
---
mkay

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:11 PM (2t6Gz)

232 "216 No one ever forced anyone to be a cop. They're there because they want
to play "hero," but don't want any of the risks associated with joining
the military.


*****

The next time someone stalks you in a dark alley, call the Coast Guard.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM (piMMO) "

If you're afraid of stalkers, buy a gun.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:12 PM (hhVWg)

233 When they came for the bozos I said nothing, because I wasn't a bozo.

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne Gacy at November 19, 2012 07:12 PM (JJ+PT)

234 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:10 PM (hhVWg)

Horseshit.... especialy considering the amount of cops who are VETERANS...

Posted by: Crusty at November 19, 2012 07:12 PM (lZBBB)

235 Not only are there issues with the whole spying on people thing, there are issues with sharing the airspace.

Fortunately, PETAs drones seem not to be able to share airspace with a load of 00 buckshot. Pity, that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (BAS5M)

236 Damnit!

Rockwell just advertised the Versacut.

Now I want that too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (piMMO)

237 Joanie! Long time to type.

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (O6q63)

238 OT: I'm really impressed with the Drudge picture of the newly "street" Justin Bieber having at some woman's enormous backside. Yeah, that's some heavy authenticity right there.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (6TB1Z)

239 "221 216 -

Forget it, I think he was touched in his funny place by someone wearing a badge once.

It's the only reasonable explanation.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 07:09 PM (BeSEI) "

Like I said, I'm not a real man like you, all "Save Me, Government" and everything...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (hhVWg)

240 MUMR, this appears to be a case of you being wrong and you just won't fucking quit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:14 PM (piMMO)

241 He said it was his nightstick... but it WASN'T!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:14 PM (BeSEI)

242 Recently talked to a retired cop who often patrolled at night through the back alleys of a city in SoCal. He said he had at least three brawls (his word) a week with uncooperative people who swung on him or grabbed him.

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 19, 2012 07:14 PM (6H6FZ)

243 Except for those pesky stalking laws.
This is actually an area that's needs to be addressed now that drones are cheap enough for the public to buy. Not only are there issues with the whole spying on people thing, there are issues with sharing the airspace.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 19, 2012 07:10 PM (Gk3SS)


Yeah but I believe even anti-stalking laws only require you to keep a certain distance away and avoid contact. So at the moment a drone 200 meters above someone's house would probably fall into the creepy but legal area.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 19, 2012 07:14 PM (pAlYe)

244 been a long time since I've seen the (oven gloves).

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 07:14 PM (eN+1P)

245 OT: I'm really impressed with the Drudge picture of the newly "street"
Justin Bieber having at some woman's enormous backside. Yeah, that's
some heavy authenticity right there.


****

His fans created the little douche. Now they must destroy him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:15 PM (piMMO)

246 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse: when even us concern-trolls are telling him to give it a rest . . .

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 19, 2012 07:15 PM (QTHTd)

247 All I said was I could make a ballon that looked like a fat-assed, donut-munching cop.

Is this even America anymore?

Posted by: Clown at November 19, 2012 07:15 PM (XStfj)

248 "230 Anyone else reading MUMR's posts and hearing them narrated by a little boy, voice muffled by the locker he was stuffed in by the big bully?

Junior high was 18 months ago, Asperger Boy. Get over your feelings of powerlessness, already. You can't live your life blaming everyone you see for the tighty-whites stretched over your scalp.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:11 PM (JDIKC) "

Another brilliant post by Geoff.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:16 PM (hhVWg)

249 "Joanie! Long time to type."

Posted by: fluffy at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (O6q63)

I know! It's awful.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 19, 2012 07:16 PM (3wYCm)

250 If someone wants to fly a drone over my house, then fine.

They must be prepared to lose it. That's the risk they take.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:16 PM (piMMO)

Posted by: The MIME at November 19, 2012 07:16 PM (iuY0Y)

252 210
So what are the laws about flying a fucking spy camera over private property?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:54 PM (piMMO)

As
best as I can tell the same as flying over private property in general
i.e. land owners must share their airspace with any aviation traffic so
long as it's at a reasonable, safe altitude. And anything publicly
viewable is well, public.

So in theory I could have a spy drone hovering over someone's house 24/7 and there's nothing they could do about it legally.


Posted by: Mætenloch at November 19, 2012 07:07 PM (pAlYe)

Would this not fall under laws against stalking? Or what is known in law as "watching and besetting"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2012 07:16 PM (pFqpP)

253 Junior high was 18 months ago, Asperger Boy. Get over your feelings of
powerlessness, already. You can't live your life blaming everyone you
see for the tighty-whites stretched over your scalp.


That's not true! What have you heard?

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 19, 2012 07:17 PM (6TB1Z)

254 "240 MUMR, this appears to be a case of you being wrong and you just won't fucking quit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:14 PM (piMMO) "

Wrong about what? That the police state is "not optimal?"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:17 PM (hhVWg)

255 Hey haters, I'm gonna eat a bowl of Cheerios later and get to 2nd base with a groupie!

Wut Up?!

Posted by: Justin Beiber at November 19, 2012 07:17 PM (XStfj)

256 Wow! Two for the price of one: Beating up a clown AND an activist!!!

Posted by: Mr_Write at November 19, 2012 07:17 PM (CLkAH)

257 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:17 PM (hhVWg)


Ow! Quit it.

Posted by: the chicken at November 19, 2012 07:18 PM (QTHTd)

258
No one ever forced anyone to be a cop. They're there because they want to play "hero," but don't want any of the risks associated with joining the military.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney





Someone's still a tad upset that The Fuzz confiscated his bag of weed....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2012 07:18 PM (kdS6q)

259 MUMR is what you get when someone takes "anti-state" conservatism and extends it to, well, everything

OK...probably not, he's just a weirdo

Posted by: JDP at November 19, 2012 07:18 PM (60GaT)

260 Wrong about what? That the police state is "not optimal?"


****

Oh dear.

Consider me disengaged.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (piMMO)

261 We need to raise taxes on activists.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (xSegX)

262 If you're afraid of stalkers, buy a gun.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:12 PM (hhVWg)


MUMR, your arguments seem very familiar - did you used to post as 'entropy'?

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (pAlYe)

263 On Drudge there is an article about hospitals forced to cut jobs because of cut backs in reimbursement from obamacare.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (MazXE)

264 Is there a law about sending up your own drone to collide with another drone?

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (2t6Gz)

265 Wrong about what? That the police state is "not optimal?"
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney


You may want to see an ophthalmologist. Your sense of proportion has gone to shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (ON54M)

266 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (hhVWg)


Man, what is wrong with you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (QKKT0)

267 I failed D.A.R.E.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (BeSEI)

268 "259 MUMR is what you get when someone takes "anti-state" conservatism and extends it to, well, everything

OK...probably not, he's just a weirdo

Posted by: JDP at November 19, 2012 07:18 PM (60GaT) "

Yes, I'm not a good conformist like you. The people who made America what it is today. Congrats.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:20 PM (hhVWg)

269 and get to 2nd base with a groupie!

Which province set their age of consent at 12?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 19, 2012 07:20 PM (ZKzrr)

270 That cop forgot Rule #1 and Rule #18 from Zombieland...Cardio and Limber Up!

Posted by: Tocquevillian at November 19, 2012 07:20 PM (iuY0Y)

271 It's time to kick in the silent treatment.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:20 PM (piMMO)

272 "262 If you're afraid of stalkers, buy a gun.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:12 PM (hhVWg)

MUMR, your arguments seem very familiar - did you used to post as 'entropy'?

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 19, 2012 07:19 PM (pAlYe) "

No.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:21 PM (hhVWg)

273

"We're going to the greatest place on earth...Tijuana!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2012 07:21 PM (kdS6q)

274 We need to raise taxes on activists.


Posted by: AmishDude at November 19, 2012 07:19


Perhaps the single most intelligent sentence typed into Pixypad ever.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 19, 2012 07:21 PM (BAnPT)

275 I like Tijuana.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 07:22 PM (MazXE)

276 I'd pay for a "cop beats up activist dressed as mime."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2012 07:22 PM (UOM48)

277 266 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (hhVWg)
--------------------------------

And the veil is lifted.

Posted by: Ronin at November 19, 2012 07:22 PM (XStfj)

278 I'd pay for a "cop beats up activist dressed as mime."


*****

Frankly, I'm disappointed in this video.

The cop hits like a girl.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:23 PM (piMMO)

279 watch out MUMR they might be monitoring your online activities

Posted by: JDP at November 19, 2012 07:23 PM (60GaT)

280 Which province set their age of consent at 12?

I only play a 12 year old girl on the internet.

Posted by: "Vince" - hairy guy wit' tattoos at November 19, 2012 07:23 PM (O6q63)

281 "I like Tijuana."

Read: Hookers and donkeys

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 19, 2012 07:23 PM (3wYCm)

282 This one time I was pulled over on the shoulder of the road with a flat tire, and I was sobbing softly to myself because I couldn't break the lugnut off, and as I'm sitting there crying on the side of the road a cop pulls up.

He comes over and says, "Good evening, having some car trouble? Do you need me to call a tow truck for you?"

I looked up at him and through my tears I told him, "FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PIG!! WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY HERO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

excerpted from MUMR's Dream Journal, August 23, 2012

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:23 PM (JDIKC)

283 Or your sphincter is cutting off the oxygen. Either or. Total crap-shoot here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:23 PM (ON54M)

284 "277 266 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:13 PM (hhVWg)
--------------------------------

And the veil is lifted.

Posted by: Ronin at November 19, 2012 07:22 PM (XStfj) "

Anyone else want to try to bite my ankle?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:24 PM (hhVWg)

285 This one time I was pulled over on the shoulder of the road with a flat
tire, and I was sobbing softly to myself because I couldn't break the
lugnut off, and as I'm sitting there crying on the side of the road a
cop pulls up.



He comes over and says, "Good evening, having some car trouble? Do you need me to call a tow truck for you?"



I looked up at him and through my tears I told him, "FUCK YOU, YOU
STUPID PIG!! WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY HERO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! JUST LEAVE ME
ALONE!!!"



****

That's the EOJ we know and love!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:24 PM (piMMO)

286 Common law has been all downhill since Magna Chakra.

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 07:25 PM (I88Jc)

287 Anyone else want to try to bite my ankle?


Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:24 PM

Were no good at math here in Pixy Land

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 19, 2012 07:25 PM (BAnPT)

288 Guess so.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:25 PM (hhVWg)

289 Fuckin Mirror Universe DMXRoid.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:26 PM (JDIKC)

290 It's the mustaches. You never forget your first mustache.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:26 PM (BeSEI)

291 .

Posted by: a mime trapped in a glass box miming all the brilliant points made by MUMR this thread at November 19, 2012 07:26 PM (nkiQM)

292 So, a lot of homos on today, huh?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:27 PM (hhVWg)

293 Were no good at math here in Pixy Land



or punctuation

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 19, 2012 07:27 PM (BAnPT)

294 Oh, Moody's downgraded France.

After they downgraded themselves.

I would laugh but...we have Obama.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 19, 2012 07:27 PM (xSegX)

295 Just in time for the tard fight!! woot

Posted by: D. Hopper at November 19, 2012 07:28 PM (AVfT8)

296 How far did the French run?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 19, 2012 07:28 PM (BAnPT)

297 I once dialed 912, and nobody came!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:28 PM (BeSEI)

298 We need to raise taxes on activists.

That's hawt.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 19, 2012 07:28 PM (ZKzrr)

299 That cop punches like Obama

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 19, 2012 07:29 PM (BAnPT)

300 hey MUMR, ever been picked up by the fuzz?
















hurts, don't it

Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 19, 2012 07:29 PM (LyFx9)

301 hmm, I wanted to post a link to something stupid but tinyurl seems to not be working. Anyway, we're supposed to not shop on line Monday to protest scan guns or something

Posted by: mallfly at November 19, 2012 07:29 PM (bJm7W)

302 "297 I once dialed 912, and nobody came!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:28 PM (BeSEI) "

Pretty sure your mom did.


Ok, tards, bring it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:29 PM (hhVWg)

303 :::292 So, a lot of homos on today, huh?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:27 PM (hhVWg)::::

Damn straight. Now get over here and suck this dick. You don't have to enjoy it. Just pretend I'm a cop and I "made" you.

Taste The Police State, Asperger Boy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:29 PM (JDIKC)

304 Fuckin Mirror Universe DMXRoid.

Ah yes, I remember. Ordered Anarchy.

Once all the jokes are wrung from the thread, the trolls appear to shit the bed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2012 07:30 PM (BAS5M)

305 "300 hey MUMR, ever been picked up by the fuzz?


hurts, don't it

Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 19, 2012 07:29 PM (LyFx9) "

No. Now take that cock out of your mouth.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:30 PM (hhVWg)

306 WHERE'S YOUR INSANE POSSE NOW?

Posted by: apotheosis at November 19, 2012 07:30 PM (xWk3U)

307 ,

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime, you homo internet tough guy at November 19, 2012 07:30 PM (nkiQM)

308 299
That cop punches like Obama


Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 19, 2012 07:29 PM (BAnPT



Nah. Obama bitch-slaps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2012 07:30 PM (UOM48)

309 "303 :::292 So, a lot of homos on today, huh?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:27 PM (hhVWg)::::

Damn straight. Now get over here and suck this dick. You don't have to enjoy it. Just pretend I'm a cop and I "made" you.

Taste The Police State, Asperger Boy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:29 PM (JDIKC) "

Really? You're going to go full Geoff?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:31 PM (hhVWg)

310 OMG, EoJ. LOL.

And the fight is on!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2012 07:31 PM (UOM48)

311 Read: Hookers and donkeys

Did Ace finally finish his novel?

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 07:31 PM (eN+1P)

312 "307 ,

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime, you homo internet tough guy at November 19, 2012 07:30 PM (nkiQM) "

Yep. I'm the most passive-aggressive person ever.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:32 PM (hhVWg)

313 But don't any of you try to insult me by insinuating I like sex with men.

Because I don't like that. No. So don't do it.

Pretty please???????

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:32 PM (BeSEI)

314 Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Posted by: MUMR at November 19, 2012 07:32 PM (QKKT0)

Posted by: MIME pretending to cry because this thread went to shit at November 19, 2012 07:32 PM (iuY0Y)

316 "313 But don't any of you try to insult me by insinuating I like sex with men.

Because I don't like that. No. So don't do it.

Pretty please???????

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:32 PM (BeSEI) "

I suggest you read some of your friends' posts.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:33 PM (hhVWg)

317 So what did the cop do next??

Nothing????

Well make something up, I'm not finished!!!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:33 PM (BeSEI)

318 #221 Forget it, I think he I was touched in his my funny place by someone wearing a badge once.

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime, you homo internet tough guy at November 19, 2012 07:33 PM (nkiQM)

319 Not sure what the point of this flame war is. What are the rules of the click here with regards to critiquing cops?

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:34 PM (2t6Gz)

320
Hopefully clown boy will go to prison, get raped, get AIDs, and die in a hospital waiting to see his Obamacare Nurse Practitioner.

Posted by: fuck you libs at November 19, 2012 07:34 PM (x9s9/)

321 13 Now if somebody would beat up the guy with the phone, I could go to my happy place.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at November 19, 2012 06:12 PM (ZMzpb)


___________________

Now if someone would only hammer the Emperor--I could go tony happy place.

Posted by: Janet Reno, Esq. at November 19, 2012 07:34 PM (r2PLg)

322 "314 Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Posted by: MUMR at November 19, 2012 07:32 PM (QKKT0) "

Yes. We're all free. Completely free. Now try saying something forbidden, you real man you.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:34 PM (hhVWg)

323 "317 So what did the cop do next??

Nothing????

Well make something up, I'm not finished!!!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:33 PM (BeSEI) "

I'll wait.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:35 PM (hhVWg)

324 "318 #221 Forget it, I think he I was touched in his my funny place by someone wearing a badge once.

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime, you homo internet tough guy at November 19, 2012 07:33 PM (nkiQM) "

Yep. More homosexuality. That's always funny. And unexpected.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:35 PM (hhVWg)

325 I suggest you read suck some of your my friends' posts.

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime, you homo internet tough guy at November 19, 2012 07:35 PM (nkiQM)

326 Some time soon I think we're going to need a good old fashioned flame war thread to channel our anger

That or on Thanksgiving day, hold down the loudmouthed lefty Obama lover at the table and shove hot stuffing up his ass

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 07:36 PM (wwsoB)

327 "319 Not sure what the point of this flame war is. What are the rules of the click here with regards to critiquing cops?

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:34 PM (2t6Gz) "

Tards hate anyone who makes them feel bad about themselves. From time to time, they all form a coalition and try to "stick it to me." Because they're straight like that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:36 PM (hhVWg)

328
>>>Wrong about what? That the police state is "not optimal?"

Without passing judgement over whether or whether not the US is an effective police state, if this was a police state action two things would be true.

1. The clown would be dead or so badly beaten as to have life long impairments.
2. No video of the event would ever make it to the evening news.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 19, 2012 07:36 PM (0q2P7)

329 You wish, Jane.

It's done this before. After it's totally had its ass handed to it, it hugs its knees to its chest and rocks back and forth, repeatedly mumbling "You're gay," like fucking Rainman.

This is what it refers to as "bringing it."

Cat Piss had more mental agility than Asperger Boy. I never thought I'd say this, but damn I miss her if this is her replacement.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:37 PM (JDIKC)

330 "325 I suggest you read suck some of your my friends' posts.

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime, you homo internet tough guy at November 19, 2012 07:35 PM (nkiQM) "

Queer and nonsensical. Bravo.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:37 PM (hhVWg)

331 Looking for that commenter who said I couldn't punch!

Posted by: Cop with a broken broomstick at November 19, 2012 07:37 PM (iuY0Y)

332 Tards hate anyone who makes them feel bad about
themselves. From time to time, they all form a coalition and try to
"stick it to me." Because they're straight like that.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney


<>- <>-

Those violins are for you, pumpkin.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:37 PM (ON54M)

333 (Obligatory useless reminder that trolls like being fucked with, so they come back.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 07:38 PM (bxiXv)

334 327 -

And yet here you are...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:38 PM (BeSEI)

335 "Now try saying something forbidden, you real man you."

You mean like naughty things? Shhh

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 19, 2012 07:38 PM (3wYCm)

336 "328
>>>Wrong about what? That the police state is "not optimal?"

Without passing judgement over whether or whether not the US is an effective police state, if this was a police state action two things would be true.

1. The clown would be dead or so badly beaten as to have life long impairments.
2. No video of the event would ever make it to the evening news.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 19, 2012 07:36 PM (0q2P7) "

The thread stopped being about this crap with the clown and started being about a whole bunch of other things a while ago.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:39 PM (hhVWg)

337 The Clown acted stupidly

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 19, 2012 07:39 PM (BAnPT)

338 *waves to Joanie*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2012 07:39 PM (UOM48)

339 How the yell can you guys ruin a perfect clown beating thread?

Sheesh.

I also loved how the newscasters never referred to him as an "activist"--it's just --

The Clown.

Posted by: Janet Reno, Esq. at November 19, 2012 07:39 PM (r2PLg)

340 Did you hear about the time a cop pulled over Joe Biden?

As Slow Joe pulled over, the cop gets out of the car and suddenly realizes that he hadn't zipped up from the last time he took a leak, so he works his fly as he approaches Biden's car

Slow Joe looks in the mirror as the cop is coming and says to Jill; "Oh shit, another breathalyzer test !!! "

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (wwsoB)

341 *waves back to Jane*

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (3wYCm)

342 "329 You wish, Jane.

It's done this before. After it's totally had its ass handed to it, it hugs its knees to its chest and rocks back and forth, repeatedly mumbling "You're gay," like fucking Rainman.

This is what it refers to as "bringing it."

Cat Piss had more mental agility than Asperger Boy. I never thought I'd say this, but damn I miss her if this is her replacement.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:37 PM (JDIKC) "

Like most people who deep down are Leftists, Geoff likes to rewrite history. (And lace it with his homoerotic fantasies.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (hhVWg)

343 Man, you guys really know how to beat the hell out a thread and each other. Is this what inevitably occurs when you run out clown jokes?

Posted by: just L at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (0PiQ4)

344

You can harsh on cops all you want, IBT, just don' be MUMR while doing it.

He has an uncanny knack for misreading social cues. It's a talent, really.

Posted by: imp at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (UaxA0)

345 Anyone lose a bowling ball down the toilet?
http://is.gd/RopfMj


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (ZKzrr)

346 At least I punch better than that cop in Milwaukee.

Posted by: USS Enterprise security crewman with no name on planet detail with Capt Kirk at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (iuY0Y)

347 "332 Tards hate anyone who makes them feel bad about
themselves. From time to time, they all form a coalition and try to
"stick it to me." Because they're straight like that.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

- -

Those violins are for you, pumpkin.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:37 PM (ON54M) "

I think you will need them more.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (hhVWg)

348 Man, you guys really know how to beat the hell out a thread and each
other. Is this what inevitably occurs when you run out clown jokes?



I still have a shitload of clown jokes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 19, 2012 07:41 PM (QKKT0)

349 "333 (Obligatory useless reminder that trolls like being fucked with, so they come back.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 07:38 PM (bxiXv) "

Sure. But they know I'm not a troll.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:41 PM (hhVWg)

350
Slow Joe looks in the mirror as the cop is coming and says to Jill; "Oh shit, another breathalyzer test !!! "

=====
AndI just saw he'll be on Parks and Rec.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 19, 2012 07:41 PM (9ghZ6)

351 I think...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney


That remains to be seen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:42 PM (ON54M)

352 "334 327 -

And yet here you are...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Cop Lover at November 19, 2012 07:38 PM (BeSEI) "

Yes. What part of 327 did you have trouble comprehending?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:42 PM (hhVWg)

353 "335 "Now try saying something forbidden, you real man you."

You mean like naughty things? Shhh

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at November 19, 2012 07:38 PM (3wYCm) "

Like politically-incorrect things. Because we're free like that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:42 PM (hhVWg)

354 "Anguish" now "constitutes a serious medical need" if you're looking for Free Shit.
http://is.gd/dqyrNb

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 19, 2012 07:43 PM (ZKzrr)

355 ::;;349 "333 (Obligatory useless reminder that trolls like being fucked with, so they come back.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 07:38 PM (bxiXv) "

Sure. But they know I'm not a troll.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:41 PM (hhVWg):::::

Remember that whole "lack of self-awareness" thing I was talking about?

^^^Right there, dummy^^^

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:44 PM (JDIKC)

356 "344

You can harsh on cops all you want, IBT, just don' be MUMR while doing it.

He has an uncanny knack for misreading social cues. It's a talent, really.

Posted by: imp at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (UaxA0) "

Yes. I exist to serve the collective. Like you.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:44 PM (hhVWg)

357 Oh cripes MUMR

Go listen...


The fucking clown was weaving and running in and out of traffic.


The cop punches the clown --from what position?

THE BOTTOM..

Gawd--the clown is ON TOP of the cop.

Posted by: thread ref at November 19, 2012 07:44 PM (r2PLg)

358 So the first instinct of the gay-Valley-boy was to record with his iPhone so his "friends," could have a good laugh? No idea to go help the cop? What if the clown got the cops gun and started killing, would that be O, so fun you fucking effeminate douche? I am beginning to hate my own country.

Also where was the pepper spray? Where was the Taser? Bad idea to be rolling around with this "clown."

Posted by: Jehu at November 19, 2012 07:44 PM (cSD32)

359 "351 I think...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

That remains to be seen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:42 PM (ON54M) "

Nope.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:45 PM (hhVWg)

360 Hey, I hear Drudge has a funny video about a cop beating up a clown. I bet that would make a hilarious thread.

Posted by: Tocquevillian at November 19, 2012 07:45 PM (iuY0Y)

361 15 minutes in the barrel for the next person who engages him!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:45 PM (piMMO)

362 3) Yeah, I'm not a real man like you, jacking off to ... whatever the fuck this was.

Unless he has a pubic mustache or works for a guy with a pubic mustache. Because that's what being a Conservative is all about.

So, a lot of homos on today, huh?

No. Now take that cock out of your mouth.

Yep. More homosexuality. That's always funny. And unexpected.

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime who never calls critics gay etc. at November 19, 2012 07:45 PM (nkiQM)

363 352 -

I think you're missing a key piece of self-awareness, chum. You jumped in this thread, admitting you hadn't watched to video, claiming people were rejoicing over police brutality.

Honestly, before this very evening, I thought little of you or your comments, but I assumed you were more or less normal. I was wrong. I won't make that mistake again.

Son, you enjoy being trashed, and it seems to revolve around homosexuality.

I would look into it if I were you, but again, you seem to lack self-awareness, so you probably won't.

It's a shame. I'm really trying to be helpful now, because it's not fun picking on you anymore. I'm sorry for your malady. Bye now.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (BeSEI)

364 This flame war will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it ...

Posted by: Adm Josh Painter at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (wwsoB)

365 15 minutes in the barrel for the next person who engages him!
8=^(

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime who never calls critics gay etc. at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (nkiQM)

366 Hello--

running and weaving in traffic--

Hazard to everyone and himself.

Cop tries to stop him--

Clown lands on TOP OF COP--

and you're are Po'D about "excessive force"?

Damn I figured it out--

You're the clown aren't you MUMR?

Admit it.

Posted by: thread ref at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (r2PLg)

367 "355 ::;;349 "333 (Obligatory useless reminder that trolls like being fucked with, so they come back.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 19, 2012 07:38 PM (bxiXv) "

Sure. But they know I'm not a troll.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:41 PM (hhVWg):::::

Remember that whole "lack of self-awareness" thing I was talking about?

^^^Right there, dummy^^^

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:44 PM (JDIKC) "

Remember when I tried to explain to you that you are a tard? Too bad you're too stupid to understand.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (hhVWg)

368 And now, your local access channel presents: Men on MUMR

Hated it!

Posted by: Blaine Edwards at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (BAS5M)

369 - the clown is ON TOP of the cop.

the talking bird flies backwards at night.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 07:47 PM (eN+1P)

370 "357 Oh cripes MUMR

Go listen...


The fucking clown was weaving and running in and out of traffic.


The cop punches the clown --from what position?

THE BOTTOM..

Gawd--the clown is ON TOP of the cop.

Posted by: thread ref at November 19, 2012 07:44 PM (r2PLg) "

Again, this isn't really about the fucking clown.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:47 PM (hhVWg)

371 You can harsh on cops all you want, IBT, just don' be MUMR while doing it.

He has an uncanny knack for misreading social cues. It's a talent, really.

Posted by: imp at November 19, 2012 07:40 PM (UaxA0)
----
Got pulled over by one once for passing to the right of a guy stopped in front of me. Apparently its against the law to not want to be rear ended at 55mph. OK, no big deal, write the ticket. As he was walking up to me I swear I thought it was a lady cop. Rolled down the window and said yes maam. You would have thought I was a clown taking a swing at him by his reaction to my honest mistake and attempt at being polite. He was a dick.

There's my harshing on a cop story.

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:47 PM (2t6Gz)

372 "362 3) Yeah, I'm not a real man like you, jacking off to ... whatever the fuck this was.

Unless he has a pubic mustache or works for a guy with a pubic mustache. Because that's what being a Conservative is all about.

So, a lot of homos on today, huh?

No. Now take that cock out of your mouth.

Yep. More homosexuality. That's always funny. And unexpected.

Posted by: MUMR the passive-aggressive mime who never calls critics gay etc. at November 19, 2012 07:45 PM (nkiQM) "

Yeah. I called a lot of fags fags. Why is that a problem and/or how is that passive-aggressive?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:48 PM (hhVWg)

373 this is about pride

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 07:48 PM (I88Jc)

374

NDH is right. It's best to simply ignore trolling behavior, but EoJ can get some good ones going if he's in the zone. Tonight's just a little too bitter and unfunny, though.

I say the punishment for engaging this quasi-troll (really, he's not a true troll, since we all probably agree on more than a few issues, if his aspie's wasn't in the way) is that the moron doing so has to prepare ace's flea dip.



Posted by: imp at November 19, 2012 07:49 PM (UaxA0)

375 The next time someone stalks you in a dark alley, call the Coast Guard.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 07:08 PM

Someone stalking you in a dark alley?

SEND IN THE CLOWNS !

Posted by: Police Benevolent Association at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (wwsoB)

376 "363 352 -

I think you're missing a key piece of self-awareness, chum. You jumped in this thread, admitting you hadn't watched to video, claiming people were rejoicing over police brutality.

Honestly, before this very evening, I thought little of you or your comments, but I assumed you were more or less normal. I was wrong. I won't make that mistake again.

Son, you enjoy being trashed, and it seems to revolve around homosexuality.

I would look into it if I were you, but again, you seem to lack self-awareness, so you probably won't.

It's a shame. I'm really trying to be helpful now, because it's not fun picking on you anymore. I'm sorry for your malady. Bye now.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (BeSEI) "

You are by far the biggest tard yet.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (hhVWg)

377 Ah, let's not be too harsh on ol' MUMMY. He's just trying to share his passion with us.

He is a enthusiastic baker, and his two favorite tools are sieves. Yes, that's right, two sieves.

He received one from his Pa and the other from a relative named Agress.

More shitloaf, anyone?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (ON54M)

378 Reading Asperger Boy's comments is like the world's longest shart. Really uncomfortable, but you can't leave until everyone's not looking because then they'll know.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (JDIKC)

379 I believe it was Robert Burns who wrote:

Ne'er a man sae lonely an' pathetic
That hangs ein weer he's nay wanted.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (aSkJO)

380 "366 Hello--

running and weaving in traffic--

Hazard to everyone and himself.

Cop tries to stop him--

Clown lands on TOP OF COP--

and you're are Po'D about "excessive force"?

Damn I figured it out--

You're the clown aren't you MUMR?

Admit it.

Posted by: thread ref at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (r2PLg) "

It's not about the fucking clown, you pea-brained imbecile.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (hhVWg)

381 I hate fucking clowns!

Posted by: not soothie at November 19, 2012 07:51 PM (O6q63)

382 My cop story:

Got pulled over by a motorcycle cop for going 10 mph the limit.

Cop asked me as he walked up: "You know why I pulled you over?"

I answered: "You need a date for the policeman's ball?"

Yeah, I got the ticket.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2012 07:51 PM (JJ+PT)

383 "368 And now, your local access channel presents: Men on MUMR

Hated it!

Posted by: Blaine Edwards at November 19, 2012 07:46 PM (BAS5M) "

Faggots aren't men.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (hhVWg)

384 Sorry, imp. I don't have much to work with, here.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (JDIKC)

385 hey wow, has MUMR completely threadjacked this thread?

maybe MUMR was a clown in a past life
or maybe MUMR was a clown... yesterday

Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (d/5qf)

386 The biggest issue I've had with cops is not that they are all tyrants just waiting for the opportunity to use excessive force, they are not, the vast vast majority of cops I've met are good cops. My big beef is cops seem to develop an "us vs them" attitude of dealing with their fellow citizens that includes a close familial relationship with the fellow officers that becomes an enabler for the occasional power tripping tyrant in their ranks whom are emboldened because they know they can go over the line without being ratted out by their partner or any other cops who might have been present. In fact they will internally make excuses for said cop who develops into marginal abuse, he's under a lot of stress, the job will do that to you, like a someone making excuses for an alcoholic abusive spouse, instead of getting them help or getting them off the streets. When most of the incidents of police violence are reported by the partner or backup, I will know we have turned a corner on the problem.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (0q2P7)

387 Everybody knows you can never go full retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q


Posted by: Tocquevillian at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (iuY0Y)

388 "369 - the clown is ON TOP of the cop.

the talking bird flies backwards at night.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 07:47 PM (eN+1P) "

How did he get there? If you actually care, watch the video. Carefully this time.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (hhVWg)

389 I once told a local Highway Patrolman that he was the 'cutest little thing I had ever seen'.
He's about 5' 1". and I think he's heightening to get that high.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (eN+1P)

390 Ok. He had a squirt gun. On Water street. Where it intersects with Wells street. This is either a joke or an episode of Fringe!

Posted by: Devan at November 19, 2012 07:53 PM (IoKYE)

391
Tonight's just a little too bitter and unfunny, though.
Posted by: imp






You should have seen the recent ONT where a regular drunkenly confessed to killing feral cats for sport.

Grim.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2012 07:53 PM (kdS6q)

392 "373 this is about pride

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 07:48 PM (I88Jc) "

Gay pride.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:53 PM (hhVWg)

393 It's not about the fucking clown, you pea-brained imbecile.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (hhVWg)

________________

Hey! I'm on the new thread...

where you at?

What happened to the

"turn the other cheek " MUMR?

Ya--knew that was b.s.

Posted by: Bartender at November 19, 2012 07:53 PM (r2PLg)

394 But ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown, when there's no one around

Posted by: Smokey Robinson at November 19, 2012 07:54 PM (wwsoB)

395


Good lord, almost 400 comments and no one takes the Shakes the Clown angle and runs with it.


http://www.you tube.com/watch ?v=5srwCNx2Ti0


Posted by: imp at November 19, 2012 07:54 PM (UaxA0)

396 "377 Ah, let's not be too harsh on ol' MUMMY. He's just trying to share his passion with us.

He is a enthusiastic baker, and his two favorite tools are sieves. Yes, that's right, two sieves.

He received one from his Pa and the other from a relative named Agress.

More shitloaf, anyone?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (ON54M) "

Yep. That was definitely a lot of shitloaf.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:55 PM (hhVWg)

397 You've never heard of Bozo the Clown!?

Posted by: George Costanza at November 19, 2012 07:55 PM (eN+1P)

398 389 I once told a local Highway Patrolman that he was the 'cutest little thing I had ever seen'.
He's about 5' 1". and I think he's heightening to get that high.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (eN+1P)://

I bet that was an enchanted moment.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:55 PM (JDIKC)

399 You should have seen the recent ONT where a regular drunkenly confessed to killing feral cats for sport.

Grim.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2012 07:53 PM (kdS6q)


WTF...who

Posted by: Thunderb at November 19, 2012 07:56 PM (Dnbau)

400 "378 Reading Asperger Boy's comments is like the world's longest shart. Really uncomfortable, but you can't leave until everyone's not looking because then they'll know.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (JDIKC) "

Queer, stupid, and in love with Aktion T-4 is no way to go through life, Geoff.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:56 PM (hhVWg)

401 "384 Sorry, imp. I don't have much to work with, here.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (JDIKC) "

You never did, Geoff.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:57 PM (hhVWg)

402

I know, EoJ, I know.

Have an Abelour 10 on me.

Posted by: imp at November 19, 2012 07:57 PM (UaxA0)

403 "385 hey wow, has MUMR completely threadjacked this thread?

maybe MUMR was a clown in a past life
or maybe MUMR was a clown... yesterday

Posted by: chemjeff at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (d/5qf) "

Or maybe I didn't actually start it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:57 PM (hhVWg)

404 ffs everyone is acting like a clown, and really harshing the mellow i've tried to work on all day today..

so back to post (hope no-one already said this )

'cop caught clowning around on the job?'

alex tea.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2012 07:59 PM (hX8cq)

405 You should have seen the recent ONT where a regular drunkenly confessed to killing feral cats for sport.
----
That is fucking sick. As if life isn't hard enough, lets go out and shoot the fuckers. Thats a sick mind right there.

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:59 PM (2t6Gz)

406 "393 It's not about the fucking clown, you pea-brained imbecile.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:50 PM (hhVWg)

________________

Hey! I'm on the new thread...

where you at?

What happened to the

"turn the other cheek " MUMR?

Ya--knew that was b.s.

Posted by: Bartender at November 19, 2012 07:53 PM (r2PLg) "

I am free. As such, I turn the other cheek when I feel like it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 19, 2012 07:59 PM (hhVWg)

407 do .not. make. me .steal. alex's stompy booots after i pull this car over.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2012 08:00 PM (hX8cq)

408 "You should have seen the recent ONT where a regular drunkenly confessed to killing feral cats for sport"

That's not accurate; he said his animal control would not get involved.

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 08:00 PM (I88Jc)

409 new post.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2012 08:01 PM (hX8cq)

410 405
You should have seen the recent ONT where a regular drunkenly confessed to killing feral cats for sport.

----

That is fucking sick. As if life isn't hard enough, lets go out and shoot the fuckers. Thats a sick mind right there.



Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:59 PM

That is a sick fuck who I want nothing to do with



Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 08:03 PM (wwsoB)

411 I believe the clown is one of the Dem fleebaggers who ran to IL to escape Scott Walker's Fascist Dictatorship.

Actually, I don't recognize this clown/activist. He's not the only one around here. There's a dude who does nothing but drive aroundan oldstation wagon covered with bible verses and phrases that are as completely incomprehensible as the ones on Dr. Broner soap bottles. He does this all day, every day and has done so for about 30 years. Sometimes he fastens dolls, teddy bears, graphic photos of aborted babies to the hood. He has some sort of loud speaker system going, but I can never make out what he says. I think it's basically "The end is nigh - repent!" stuff. God knows how he supports himself or where he gets the money to drive an gas guzzler around all day.

He's nuts, but does not, as far as I know, attackcars with squirt guns or get into fights with cops.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 19, 2012 08:03 PM (BStAJ)

412 That or on Thanksgiving day, hold down the loudmouthed lefty Obama lover at the table and shove hot stuffing up his ass

Posted by: kbdabear LOL! Luckily we're going out to eat this year so I won't have to endure some of the Liberal Clowns in my family

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2012 08:04 PM (EAgmr)

413 You should have seen the recent ONT where a regular drunkenly confessed to killing feral cats for sport.


----


That is fucking sick. As if life isn't hard enough, lets go out and shoot the fuckers. Thats a sick mind right there.






Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 07:59 PM

That is a sick fuck who I want nothing to do with


***

About a year ago there was a heated discussion because one of the morons kept defending the sexualization of girls in movies because they're all sluts in real life.

It was an incredibly disturbing thread and I eventually had to bail.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 08:06 PM (piMMO)

414

That's not accurate; he said his animal control would not get involved.
Posted by: derit





If so, that's a nuance I missed after I pulled the ripcord and bailed on the thread.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2012 08:08 PM (kdS6q)

415
386 The biggest issue I've had with cops is not that they are all tyrants just waiting for the opportunity to use excessive force, they are not, the vast vast majority of cops I've met are good cops. My big beef is cops seem to develop an "us vs them" attitude of dealing with their fellow citizens that includes a close familial relationship with the fellow officers that becomes an enabler for the occasional power tripping tyrant in their ranks whom are emboldened because they know they can go over the line without being ratted out by their partner or any other cops who might have been present. In fact they will internally make excuses for said cop who develops into marginal abuse, he's under a lot of stress, the job will do that to you, like a someone making excuses for an alcoholic abusive spouse, instead of getting them help or getting them off the streets. When most of the incidents of police violence are reported by the partner or backup, I will know we have turned a corner on the problem.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 19, 2012 07:52 PM (0q2P7)


Cops spend a lot of their time dealing with really awful or disgusting people, and often can't do anything about it. I have a brother who is a policeman in a fairly dangerous city (and a soldier, currently in Afghanistan, MUMR), and some of the stories he tells are pretty grim. He went into the force as an idealist and has found it pretty discouraging, I think.

He is also very conservative, BTW, and gets really ticked at the notion that there are different standards applied to cops and judges on one hand and regular citizens on the other when someone applies for a gun permit, IIRC. Big fan of private gun ownership, too...

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 19, 2012 08:08 PM (LQjA9)

416 Cops spend a lot of their time dealing with really
awful or disgusting people, and often can't do anything about it. I have
a brother who is a policeman in a fairly dangerous city (and a soldier,
currently in Afghanistan, MUMR), and some of the stories he tells are
pretty grim.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 19, 2012 08:08 PM

Oh, I see, what I should do is, er, come home and say "Hi honey! Guess what? I walked into this house today, where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave, because it was crying too loud. So let me share that with you. Come on, let's share that, and in sharing it, we'll somehow, er, cathartically dispel all that heinous shit". Right?



Posted by: Vincent Hanna at November 19, 2012 08:14 PM (wwsoB)

417 But hey, look on the bright side: the gop has begun alienating the base before Thanksgiving this year!

Posted by: D. Hopper at November 19, 2012 08:16 PM (AVfT8)

418 I wonder if that Clown's girlfriend was named Cathy?

Posted by: Jehu at November 19, 2012 08:16 PM (cSD32)

419 If Mitch had put down the camera and pulled the clown off the cop, maybe that officer would be less inclined to develop the "us vs. them" attitude.

Posted by: derit at November 19, 2012 08:21 PM (I88Jc)

420 Yup, Milwaukee makes the news again folks.. <facepalm>

Posted by: Janir at November 19, 2012 08:33 PM (pOZma)

421 I would pay cash money for a shot at that clown.

Posted by: Outraged Lefty sock on at November 19, 2012 08:45 PM (za3QZ)

422 I once had a deputy try and give me a ticket for passing a car in a passing zone.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 19, 2012 08:50 PM (wSTfB)

423 The cop was a Stephen King fan?

Posted by: elizabethe at November 19, 2012 08:54 PM (ou/rY)

424 Count de Monet
Empereor Iscream

Right with ya there, any anybody else who chipped in with similar sentiments. Count: First thing that went through my mind, Emperor: second thing.



Posted by: West at November 19, 2012 09:05 PM (M9Z1j)

425 That cop consistantly punches above his weight class

Posted by: Say What? at November 19, 2012 09:08 PM (3hSf2)

426 There a good cops and bad cops and cops who have bad days. Just like Morons.
I cant decide if MUMr is having a bad day or what.
Basically you watch the video make up your own mind as to what happened.
Its not like anyone advocated police brutality. Thereis an genuine issue as to who started the fisticuffs. Obviously the guy in the clown suit started the incident, but why it turned physical is a matter of interpretation. I think the clown was spoiling for a fight, but that's my opinion not a fact.
Basically, you should notcall people names for disagreeing with you. Even if you are an ass. If you must, at least attempt to be funny about it. If you can't pull that off, move on. You aren't winning by coming off as nasty.

Posted by: Outraged Lefty sock on at November 19, 2012 09:21 PM (za3QZ)

427 http://preview.tinyurl.com/7ewfynm
But at least the "activist" got beat up. No one, of course, advocates violence of any sort at any time. (Minneapolis is even considering an ordinance to prohibit swatting mosquitoes. Gov. Dayton is expected to issue an executive order that will end itching, anyway.) Still, wouldn't it be satisfying if, say, Next Media did some of their magic on crooked D.A.s, liberal "turnstyle" judges, and the ACLU?

Posted by: Thorvald at November 19, 2012 09:21 PM (1V6Pv)

428 off sock

Posted by: simpleton at November 19, 2012 09:21 PM (za3QZ)

429 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse:

Online personality /= Real personality

For instance, online, I occasionally seem intelligent.

Posted by: West at November 19, 2012 09:25 PM (M9Z1j)

430 My big beef is cops seem to develop an "us vs them" attitude of
dealing with their fellow citizens that includes a close familial
relationship with the fellow officers that becomes an enabler for the
occasional power tripping tyrant in their ranks whom are emboldened
because they know they can go over the line without being ratted out by
their partner or any other cops who might have been present.


All groups have that problem. It isn't limited to cops. All professions, most ethnic groups, most religions, the majority of people of a political persuasion--the list is endless.

The number of genuinely individual humans is miniscule because true individuality inevitably leads to being alone in fundamental ways. Most people need to be in a group. Their first instinct is to protect that group, because the group offers safety and a sense of belonging.

All groups have an "us versus them" mentality.

Posted by: Llarry at November 19, 2012 09:26 PM (jyUxu)

431 68 That being said the only thing that would make this video even worse would be if it involved LARGE SPIDERS!



****

Large, HAIRY SPIDERS!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 19, 2012 06:24 PM (piMMO)



Go on....

Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at November 19, 2012 09:29 PM (3sZO1)

432 The clown clearly hit first.


But the filming idiot and the reporter idiot keep referring to "cop beating up clown."


Um, no, clown hit cop dear hearts!

Posted by: Jade Sea at November 19, 2012 09:58 PM (IJaR4)

433 A better headline...

Nancy Boy Films Cop Beating Activist Dressed as a Clown.

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2012 10:32 AM (R18D0)






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