Obama Now A Popular Figure In Naples, Italy Nativity Scenes

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, and they're already putting up the Obama figurines.

But it might not be as bad as you think. They apparently also made a bunch of Romney figurines, which are now being sold on deep discount after his loss. In other words, I mean, they might be equal-opportunity blasphemers. Might be more of a jokey thing for the impious than an actual Cult of Obama rising in the bosom of Catholicism. (Which would make me start thinking about The Omen and jackals.)

Thanks to @consligierte5.

Posted by: Ace at 11:59 AM

Comments

1 All hail the King of Kings! Oh wait...

Posted by: Witchfinder at November 19, 2012 11:42 AM (pLTLS)

2 Great.

Just ...
...... Great.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 19, 2012 11:43 AM (RuUvx)

3 has anyone done a "Six Check" on President Obama?

You know, inspect his skin to see if he has a Triple 6 birthmark on his head or his head.

-

Besides Reggie Love, that is.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 19, 2012 11:44 AM (RuUvx)

4 According to what I understand,, the Anti-Christ will recover from a fatal head wound.

Has anyone noticed that massive scar on Obama's scalp? No one ever has asked him about it, either.

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 19, 2012 11:46 AM (GoIUi)

5 This thread now doesn't appear on the homepage.......stop messin' with me!

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2012 11:53 AM (X6akg)

6 Now, if only they'd also made a Gary Johnson figurine, they'd have covered the three magi (Johnson, naturally, would be bringing the frankincense; Romney the gold; Obama the myrrh).

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 19, 2012 12:00 PM (BvTwT)

7 ~~DAMIEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!~~ OBAMAAAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by: joncelli at November 19, 2012 12:01 PM (RD7QR)

8 Italian fans of Obama said his likeness in the nativity scenes is a portrayal of how important his role is in today's world, according to Reuters.

No doubt he's outselling the baby Jeebus.

And that's just in DC.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:02 PM (Lxw+T)

9 Where can I buy some. They would make great targets.

Posted by: disappointed at November 19, 2012 12:02 PM (vYB+W)

10 I thought he'd be in the manger?

Posted by: Sophistahick at November 19, 2012 12:02 PM (UhXzR)

11 Oh look! It's the False Prophet! False Profit works too.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 19, 2012 12:02 PM (Su0W2)

12 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 19, 2012 12:02 PM (8y9MW)

13 I prefer the Catalan caganeros.

Posted by: boniface ballers at November 19, 2012 12:02 PM (l3RZ9)

14

I always figured the Antichrist would be smarter.

Live and learn.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 19, 2012 12:02 PM (QupBk)

15 Creche scenes traditionally feature an ass.

Posted by: real joe at November 19, 2012 12:03 PM (B+9at)

16 Where can I buy some. They would make great targets.

This.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 19, 2012 12:03 PM (8y9MW)

17 Why not just use the donkey instead? They're both asses.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:03 PM (Lxw+T)

18 I want a jackal. The odds that I would name said jackal Anubis are only like 1,000%.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 19, 2012 12:03 PM (VtjlW)

19 >>>You know, inspect his skin to see if he has a Triple 6 birthmark on his head or his head.

Remember the interview with the flies buzzing around his head?

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 19, 2012 12:03 PM (pzmYs)

20 The Fourth Reich is hungry for a new dictator.

Posted by: Butters at November 19, 2012 12:03 PM (NIZHJ)

21 Do we add a day to advent now?

Posted by: Sophistahick at November 19, 2012 12:04 PM (UhXzR)

22 Barry did summon a rat once.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 19, 2012 12:04 PM (QupBk)

23 Barky Obumbles starring in...

The Omen 2: Buy Gold Bitchez!

Posted by: canadave at November 19, 2012 12:04 PM (voRpZ)

24 I always figured the Antichrist would be smarter.

You refer to the Beast of the end times, not the Antichrist. Actually, it's a fairly frequent mistake, but he word "antichrist" never appears in Revelation, and is only mentioned in one or two of John's letters- a reference to the Gnostic heresy.

/pedant off

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 19, 2012 12:04 PM (8y9MW)

25

If there was an advent figurine of a fat Krugman holding a cat, I would buy it.

Where the HELL does Drudge get his pictures? They are hilarious sometimes.

Posted by: dan-O at November 19, 2012 12:04 PM (sWycd)

26 I bet the figurine is chocolate wrapped in colored foil. It will be hollow, rot your teeth and give you diabetes.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:05 PM (Lxw+T)

27 Old and busted: Roman Catholicism. New Hotness: Black Liberation Theology.

Posted by: Sophistahick at November 19, 2012 12:05 PM (UhXzR)

28 They're not real open minded in Naples.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:06 PM (MazXE)

29 I had never watched "Constantine" until yesterday. The demons made me think of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2012 12:06 PM (UOM48)

30 Idol worship. The muzzies ain't going to like that.

Then again, I'm not so keen on it myself.

Oh shit, now I'm agreeing with the jihadis on an issue!

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2012 12:06 PM (ccXZP)

31 Shit....

I don't care whose house I'm at. I see one of those and I destroy it. Atomized. If you want a piece of me, pack a lunch, go out back and practice falling down.

I'll be out as soon as I finish this beer.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 19, 2012 12:06 PM (xU0B8)

32 #9 don't forget to fill them with Tannerite for extra fun

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 19, 2012 12:07 PM (tf9Ne)

33 Wow! My creepy meter pegged so hard it bent the needle. He really is the god king.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 19, 2012 12:07 PM (0q2P7)

34 The surplus Romney figurines come with an iPhone app that tells you how many voters think Republicans are icky.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:07 PM (Lxw+T)

35 I prefer Barky with a fly on his face, and his feet surrounded by rats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2012 12:07 PM (UOM48)

36
Three Wise Men and a Jackass

Posted by: Beagle at November 19, 2012 12:08 PM (sOtz/)

37 Obama's just there to collect on the money St. Joe borrowed from the local shark.

"You're living in a manger? Fuck you, pay me!"

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2012 12:08 PM (jm/9g)

38 The Burger King.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2012 12:09 PM (BoE3Z)

39 Johnson, naturally, would be bringing the frankincense; Romney the gold; Obama the myrrh).

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 19, 2012 12:00 PM (BvTwT)

Wasn't the myrrh supposed to signify Jesus eventual death? I would actually think Johnson would bring the gold, with the gold standard and all.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 19, 2012 12:09 PM (NzBQO)

40 Apparently fewer sheep figurines turned up than four years ago.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:09 PM (Lxw+T)

41 Jesus fed the 5,000 with loaves and fishes? Child's play. I gave them all Obamaphones!

Posted by: King Barry XIV at November 19, 2012 12:10 PM (v+QvA)

42 There was a time when men the world over converged on Naples because it was known as home to the bestest. prostitutes. EVAH.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2012 12:10 PM (jm/9g)

43 Come they told meda bum bum bum bum

A new born King to seeda bum bum bum bum

Our finest gifts we bring,
da bum bum bum bum To lay before the King,
da bum bum bum bum da bum bum bum bumda bum bum bum bum

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 19, 2012 12:10 PM (Hx5uv)

44 >>>Has anyone noticed that massive scar on Obama's scalp? No one ever has asked him about it, either.

Oh all you prophecy types just have a few screws loose. Besides if Obama were part of the prophecy he would be beast #2 (The one that looks like a lamb but speaks like the dragon) not the Anti-Christ.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 19, 2012 12:11 PM (0q2P7)

45 Ah they do like them so fascism

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 19, 2012 12:11 PM (I2LwF)

46 Is it racist if I put one of those on my porch?

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2012 12:11 PM (tiOTz)

47 The Obama figurine is actually a sort of matryoshka. If you open it, nested inside sits a Valerie Jarrett doll.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:12 PM (Lxw+T)

48 Looking at that pic, I have a sudden urge to buy a Whopper.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 12:12 PM (JGfaj)

49
We need to come up with something for the expression "Thai Prime Minister." It needs to be ribald, bawdy and perhaps even tawdry.
Like: "...and then she jumped on him and he got the full Thai Prime Minister..."

It's good to be president.

Posted by: Beagle at November 19, 2012 12:12 PM (sOtz/)

50 Wasn't the myrrh supposed to signify Jesus eventual death? I would actually think Johnson would bring the gold, with the gold standard and all.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 19, 2012 12:09 PM (NzBQO)

Correct, myrrh was usedfor enbalming the dead. Ron Paul would have brought the gold, but all he had was silver dimes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2012 12:12 PM (v+QvA)

51 Oh shit, now I'm agreeing with the jihadis on an issue!
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2012 12:06 PM (ccXZP)
------------------------------------------------------------
Well they are a pretty conservative bunch.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2012 12:12 PM (jucos)

52 46
Is it racist if I put one of those on my porch?

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2012 12:11 PM (tiOTz)
Yeah, but it made me laugh my ass off. With a lantern.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2012 12:12 PM (BoE3Z)

53 @46, Heh. Only if you can hitch your horse to it.

Posted by: Sophistahick at November 19, 2012 12:12 PM (UhXzR)

54 Do they have one where he is dressed like a jockey?

Posted by: Butters at November 19, 2012 12:13 PM (NIZHJ)

55 40 Apparently fewer sheep figurines turned up than four years ago.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:09 PM (Lxw+T)

Heh....!!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 19, 2012 12:13 PM (xU0B8)

56 They got the miss America crown all wrong.

Posted by: IBT at November 19, 2012 12:13 PM (2t6Gz)

57 We are gonna have to pay for Italian welfare now, aren't we?

Posted by: Invictus at November 19, 2012 12:13 PM (OQpzc)

58 Mt Rushmore is next

Posted by: mmm mmmm mmmmm at November 19, 2012 12:13 PM (M2qTM)

59 I'm not worried. The antichrist is supposed to be smart and articulate.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 12:13 PM (JGfaj)

60 The Nancy Pelosi figurines were all sold out during the Halloween rush.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:14 PM (Lxw+T)

61

See Naples and die.

Now more appropriate than ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2012 12:14 PM (vCK/R)

62 Mt Rushmore is next
Posted by: mmm mmmm mmmmm at November 19, 2012 12:13 PM (M2qTM)

They'll put his face on the newly-denominated $1 million bill once the hyperinflation kicks in.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2012 12:14 PM (v+QvA)

63

OR...

Ba fa Napoli!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2012 12:14 PM (vCK/R)

64 Wasn't the myrrh supposed to signify Jesus eventual death? I would actually think Johnson would bring the gold, with the gold standard and all.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 19, 2012 12:09 PM (NzBQO)

I think he was going with myrrh as like inscense, which as we all know is used to cover the lingering smell of pot.

Posted by: JollyRoger at November 19, 2012 12:14 PM (t06LC)

65 Do they call him eggplant?

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2012 12:15 PM (j7iSn)

66 Would it be racist if I put it on my lawn?

Posted by: EC at November 19, 2012 12:15 PM (GQ8sn)

67 What a nice tribute to former RNC Chairman Michael Steele.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 19, 2012 12:15 PM (EZl54)

68 I'm not worried. The antichrist is supposed to be smart and articulate.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 12:13 PM (JGfaj)

And only talk with a Negro dialect when he wants to. That's storybook, man!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at November 19, 2012 12:15 PM (v+QvA)

69 What's holding up the Nobel Foundation this time?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 19, 2012 12:15 PM (2Oas0)

70 I know we're supposed to be making fun, but all in all it's not a bad likeness of Michelle.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 12:15 PM (JGfaj)

71 The vendor wanted to add a Michelle Obama figurine but couldn't justify having lower primates in a nativity crèche.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:16 PM (Lxw+T)

72 I know we're supposed to be making fun, but all in all it's not a bad likeness of Michelle.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 12:15 PM (JGfaj)

Nah. It's too much Howdy-Doody, not enough Worf.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2012 12:16 PM (v+QvA)

73 The sculptor got the ears right, so it has that going for it.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 19, 2012 12:16 PM (QupBk)

74 Considering how he has treated out Constitution, I'm thinking he's better suited to be a caganer. (those little shitters in the Nativity scenes in Spain..)

http://tinyurl.com/26wtvs7

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 19, 2012 12:16 PM (53riN)

75 71 George Lucas would have never allowed that.

Posted by: Butters at November 19, 2012 12:17 PM (NIZHJ)

76 65
Do they call him eggplant?

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2012 12:15 PM (j7iSn)
You mean because of ...... sorry, I'll just denounce myself now and get it over with. Just a little pissed at Jugears over destroying the country 'n shit.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2012 12:17 PM (BoE3Z)

77 My boss actually has one with a lantern in her yard. She has to keep painting the face every year to keep it brown. I think if it gets too light it reminds her of Obama and we can't have that now, can we.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 19, 2012 12:18 PM (9U1OG)

78 I actually saw an image of Obama on a piece of my burnt toast today. I'm going to sell it on E-Bay.

Posted by: polynikes at November 19, 2012 12:18 PM (m2CN7)

79 I heard he's traveling the Orient this week ,

I guess you just can't get good Dog in the States...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 19, 2012 12:18 PM (XIsD/)

80 Can't we get someone, anyone to offer him the job of King of Europe so we can get rid of him?

How about the New Caliphate? Can we give him that job?

At this point, President Biden is fine with me.

Posted by: shibumi at November 19, 2012 12:18 PM (z63Tr)

81 Looks like the Burger King's crown.

Q: What's the difference between Burger King and Obama?

A: Burger King lets you have it your way. Obama mandates how you're gonna have it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 19, 2012 12:19 PM (jSbEA)

82 What's holding up the Nobel Foundation this time?

They can't agree on whether to address the prize to "Lord" or "God-Emperor" Obama.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:19 PM (Lxw+T)

83 The flag is missing seven stars.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 12:19 PM (JGfaj)

84 What SCOAMF is this,
Who stutters thus
On Mooch's lap is feeding?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2012 12:20 PM (BushJ)

85 Think I will buy one, and put up a scene outside my house next to my Nativity scene with a sign above saying "King of Fools"

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 19, 2012 12:20 PM (NzBQO)

86 Bad likeness. No golf sticks.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:20 PM (Lxw+T)

87 Frankincense will not be presented at the Nativity, due to the excessive CO2 emissions created when burned.

Posted by: Obama's EPA at November 19, 2012 12:21 PM (v+QvA)

88 has it spoken yet?

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 19, 2012 12:21 PM (EZl54)

89 They did forget the purple SEIU tie though. Purple is a regal/royal color, they screwed up at the manufacturer.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 19, 2012 12:21 PM (9U1OG)

90
80
Can't we get someone, anyone to offer him the job of King of Europe so we can get rid of him?

"Le etat, c'est moi". The Prick.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2012 12:21 PM (BoE3Z)

91 I now know what the buy all the idiot libs in my husband's family.

Can you get one holding a ring, like a lawn jockey?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2012 12:21 PM (UOM48)

92 OT:

Check out the sucker's rally on Wall Street. Cause: possible deal on averting the "Fiscal Cliff".

Apparently, belief in Santa Claus is a requisite for investors.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2012 12:22 PM (JJ+PT)

93 This further convinces me that team Let It Burn is the only legitimate option at this point. There is no way to redeem these people.

Posted by: Mr pink at November 19, 2012 12:22 PM (ihmcI)

94 Passing the torch to the next generation.

Posted by: Butters at November 19, 2012 12:23 PM (NIZHJ)

95
It should be noted that Obama's affected dialects are just as authentic as when I started rapping The Message by Grandmaster Flash back in the 1980s.
He did grow up on the mean streets of Hawiian prep schools.

Posted by: Beagle at November 19, 2012 12:23 PM (sOtz/)

96 The Mary figurine has been replaced with a nude Sandra Fluke doll, and the baby Jeebus' crib is in a little papier-mâché broom closet.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 19, 2012 12:23 PM (Lxw+T)

97 I'M BUYING TEN, CRACKERS!

Posted by: Professor Barbara A. Thompson at November 19, 2012 12:23 PM (5iuEW)

98 Purple is a regal/royal color, they screwed up at the manufacturer.

George Washington tweeted "This royalty thing really isn't working for us"

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 19, 2012 12:23 PM (jSbEA)

99
God king...... **snort**

Meh..... I got an Olympics...... he didn't get an Olympics......

piker.....

Posted by: Zombie Adolph Hitler at November 19, 2012 12:23 PM (nELVU)

100 Now with kung fu middle finger face-scratching action!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 12:23 PM (JGfaj)

101 92
OT:

Check out the sucker's rally on Wall Street. Cause: possible deal on averting the "Fiscal Cliff".

Now this here's a serious comment. Flee the market, fast. The currency shit is going to hit the fan, pronto. When FHA is begging for a bailout, it's the end times.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2012 12:24 PM (BoE3Z)

102
Anybody watch The Walking Dead last night? Andrea is a slut.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:24 PM (MazXE)

103 Listen. I already inspected his head for a "666" because I couldn't believe a colored guy beat out Hillary and it's all cool. There's only a "999" mark on his head.

Posted by: joey biden at November 19, 2012 12:25 PM (nkiQM)

104 Check out the sucker's rally on Wall Street. Cause: possible deal on averting the "Fiscal Cliff".

The "deal" will wind up being worse than the cliff.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 19, 2012 12:25 PM (jSbEA)

105 A jackass, several sheep, and a cow staring at each other in dumb wonderment? Oh, this article is about a creche figurine, not a WH cabinet meeting. Sorry, no comment.

Posted by: mrp at November 19, 2012 12:26 PM (HjPtV)

106 Anybody watch The Walking Dead last night? Andrea is a slut.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:24 PM (MazXE)

----
Michonne would make a better president.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2012 12:26 PM (nELVU)

107 There's only a "999" mark on his head.

Posted by: joey biden at November 19, 2012 12:25 PM (nkiQM)
Did Herman Cain give him a haircut?

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2012 12:26 PM (JJ+PT)

108 I see no reason not to celebrate the national turkey.

Posted by: MlR at November 19, 2012 12:27 PM (vR2l5)

109 100 Now with kung fu middle finger face-scratching action!!!
Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 19, 2012 12:23 PM (JGfaj)

Thread winner candidate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2012 12:27 PM (vCK/R)

110 >>>Michonne would make a better president.
Posted by: fixerupper

She did look cute with her little red basket...

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:28 PM (MazXE)

111 too bad stanley didnt fall off the donkey

Posted by: unclear on the concept at November 19, 2012 12:29 PM (jZZFi)

112 Walkers was a little weird last night. I'm confused by Andrea, but then again I don't watch The Talking Dead at 11:00 where I'm sure it was explained to we mere mortals.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 19, 2012 12:29 PM (9U1OG)

113 Obama Lawn Jockey Bobble-head on E-Bay.

Posted by: Butters at November 19, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)

114 I know what to get my ex-Catholic Obama-loving parents for Christmas. They basically left the church because of its opposition to Obamacare. I think I'm gonna play Moby over the holidays, and play an abusive violent Leftist to see how much I can get my family to nod in agreement.

Posted by: Pyrocles at November 19, 2012 12:29 PM (cv5Iw)

115 ..."Thai Prime Minister."

How long before there's a Taiwanese animation on this? I mean, that's a given, right? With Michelle in the background, steam coming out of her ears...

Posted by: jakeman at November 19, 2012 12:30 PM (96M6e)

116 Talking Dead is pretty good but last night it was eh. Joel Madden was on and he seemed like and okay funny guy. But, Sarah Silverman was on and she wouldn't shut the fuck up.

I think Andrea just likes powerful men. She really should have hooked up and stayed hooked up with Shane.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:30 PM (MazXE)

117

Rush just had a really good segment.

Posted by: soothie at November 19, 2012 12:30 PM (rGEm7)

118 Italy.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:31 PM (KXm42)

119 Italy is right. All those terrorists who murdered so many people are out of prison. Slap them on the hand and set 'em free no matter how many people they murder. Spit.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:32 PM (MazXE)

120
Where can I buy some. They would make great targets.

Posted by: disappointed at November 19, 2012 12:02 PM (vYB+W)

Don't put it up at a range where anyone else is shooting though.

Back in the mid-90s I saw a guy put a Hillary picture on a silhouette at a public shooting area. He wasn't even halfway back to the firing line when about 20 people blew the living shit out of his target. Guy didn't get a single round off before the pic was turned to confetti.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2012 12:33 PM (TIIx5)

121 Barry is the jackass in the manger

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2012 12:34 PM (1Jaio)

122 Where are they going to find three wise men and a virgin?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 12:35 PM (wwsoB)

123 Watched the Sunday night House mini-thon on channel whatchamacallit.

He was rude and abrasive but eventually cured the patient after three red herrings.

Then he was rude and abrasive but eventually cured the patient after three red herrings.

Then he was rude and abrasive but eventually cured the patient after three red herrings.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:37 PM (KXm42)

124 Where are they going to find three wise men and a virgin?

Would three wise-guys and a "slightly used" virgin do?

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:38 PM (KXm42)

125 Must be a new thread, I'm talking to myself yet again.

That's okay I'm used to it.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:39 PM (KXm42)

126 How bout those Baylor Bears?

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:40 PM (KXm42)

127 Guido can put that Obullshit figurine on the dashboard of his Fiat and pray that Chocolate Jesus sends Italy a bailout. They're next in line after Greece and Spain to go tits up

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2012 12:41 PM (wwsoB)

128 I'm listening. The other threads are on, puke, politics.

Anyone watch Boardwalk Empires? I can't believe they did that!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:41 PM (MazXE)

129 There is talk that Italy is putting the Palazzo Barberini up for sale.

Maybe, we could all pool our money. It comes with a piazza and a fountain, too.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:42 PM (MazXE)

130 One is the lonliest number one is the lonliest num-buh onnnne is the lonliest number that you'll ever do.

Da do da dah

dah dah da dahhh.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:42 PM (KXm42)

131 Mmmmm.....piazza.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:44 PM (KXm42)

132 JOel Madden did say he was prepared for Z Day and had 7 large duffels filled with food, water, tools and weapons he could grab and go.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:46 PM (MazXE)

133 The Obama figurine is actually a sort of matryoshka. If you open it, nested inside sits a ~~Valerie Jarrett~~Reggie Lovedoll.

FIFY

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2012 12:48 PM (zF6Iw)

134 I couldn't figure out why those arrows were bouncing off that one zombie.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:49 PM (MazXE)

135 So Reggie is fucking the inside Barry's head?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:50 PM (MazXE)

136 Gee, I bet the only thing O doesn't like about that crown is that it's diproportionate compared to his head.
He'd want it bigger.

Posted by: Biblio at November 19, 2012 12:51 PM (7o8VY)

137 Barry's got Reggie's wood in his head at all times.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:51 PM (KXm42)

138
I would love to see a zombie hoard invade AoShq. It might liven this place up.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:52 PM (MazXE)

139 Obviously, the Obama doll signifies the Muslim invasion of Siciliy and southern Italy.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 19, 2012 12:53 PM (MazXE)

140 It's made with Zombar (TM).

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:54 PM (KXm42)

141 They gave it Kennedy chompers for biting evil spirits.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2012 12:56 PM (KXm42)

142 Can you get ones that talk? "Let me be clear. . . " "Rich people are evil!" "Uhh, uhh, umm. . . "

Posted by: Biblio at November 19, 2012 01:08 PM (7o8VY)

143 The world loves us again since we re-elected President Hussein the Messiah!

Posted by: not your comrade at November 19, 2012 01:22 PM (Kflw4)

144 Don't get too excited,
I've been to Naples many times. They would sell their own sister - and many do - to make a euro.
The Napoleans are a very different breed.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2012 01:31 PM (G+Wff)

145 "his likeness..."
.... looks like every other black president

Posted by: play nice at November 19, 2012 03:20 PM (V83mK)

146 Obama I, Maximus.

Posted by: The Lightworker at November 19, 2012 05:03 PM (Pi/la)

147 The Apostle Barack was The 4th Wise Man.

Posted by: Prof. Barbara Thompson at November 19, 2012 05:58 PM (njnnp)

148 The whole world is insane. The ubama re-elected and no twinkies henceforth. Just joking about the twinkies. Don't really care. But that ubama crap? Serious disturbance in the force.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 19, 2012 06:20 PM (kxlCQ)

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