Overnight Open Thread (11-14-2012)

How To Make Your Own eBooks And Publish Them On Amazon

It's so simple even a moron could do it - and they have. It don't cost nothing and no pants or interacting with <shudder> people are required either. So there goes that excuse. Hell just put all your blog comments together and offer it as a book - proposed title: 'Stuff a Moron Said (Vol. IV): The Snarkening'.

Sigil and Kindle Previewer are two free programs you'll need to create eBooks, so grab them now. You'll be working mainly in Sigil, but you'll need the Kindle Previewer to convert to MOBI for Amazon later. Note, there are plenty of other ways to do this - even converting directly from your blog to ePub. This is the process we use at MakeUseOf to convert our Manuals for Amazon, because it's free and allows us enough control to create exactly what we want.

You don't even have to write anything - if there's something you want to read on your Kindle or iPad, just turn it into an ebook yourself and import it. Wikipedia already supports turning articles or entire sections into ebooks.

And if you want to print a professional dead-tree version of your book, manifesto, or blackmail photo collection, try Lulu or Blurb. Lulu only charges around $22 for a qty. 1 custom paperback and it gets cheaper from there. I find that professionally printed death threats or ransom notes always get a better response since they communicate that you're serious, got teh skillz, and take pride in your work.

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Rise of the .22 LR Sniper

Hmm maybe I should upgrade/pimp-out my Marlin.

Over the last two decades the lowly .22 caliber LR (long rifle) round has become a favorite among snipers. Professional assassins (usually thugs working for organized crime) have long favored using .22 caliber (5.56mm) pistols for their work. While not a powerful round, if you shoot someone up close with a .22 caliber pistol several things should be noted.

1- The victim is dead if you shoot him in the head, which is what pros usually aim for (as these guys like to say, "two in the head and you know he's dead." )
2- There is hardly any sound if you use a silencer and not much even if you don't.
3-A 22 caliber pistol is small, even with a silencer. That makes it easier to conceal and easier to dispose of.

Then in the 1990s the Russians noted that Chechen snipers were effectively using .22 LR (long rifle, them little bullets kids use to hunt squirrels and rabbits with) weapons. Inside towns and cities, the .22 LR sniper was very effective, especially since the Chechens would improvise a very workable silencer by putting a plastic bottle on the end of the rifle's barrel, with a hole in the bottom of the barrel for the bullet to exit. Using a cheap scope, Chechen snipers were very deadly at ranges of less than a hundred meters. Such ranges were pretty common in built up areas. And since you usually did not hear the shot (to the head or face, of course), you had a hard time finding the shooter.

Having suffered from these low tech .22 caliber Chechen snipers for ten years, the Russians have come out with their own professional .22 LR sniper rifle, the SV-99. This is a little heavier (at 3.8 kg/8.3 pounds) than your usual .22 LR rifle but is built for professionals.

SV-99

The Secret to Living Forever

People on the Greek island of Ikaria live far longer than most other people and stay healthier until the end. How do they do it? Answer: Olive oil, wine, napping, and sex.

The researchers followed subjects for an average of six years, measuring their diets, physical activity and how much they napped. They found that occasional napping was associated with a 12 percent reduction in the risk of coronary heart disease, but that regular napping -- at least three days weekly -- was associated with a 37 percent reduction. She also pointed out a preliminary study of Ikarian men between 65 and 100 that included the fact that 80 percent of them claimed to have sex regularly, and a quarter of that self-reported group said they were doing so with "good duration" and "achievement."

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The Shat Will Not Be Schooled

Here the director of a recording session discovers that Shatner's passive-aggressiveness can go to 11.

How To Use Your Car Battery for Welding

I'm guessing you also need an arc welder electrode but other than that it looks pretty simple.

10 Documentaries Every Guy Should See

I've heard of nearly all of these and they get glowing reviews. Have I seen any of them? Sadly no although Jiro Dreams of Sushi is currently in my stack of DVDs to watch since everyone who's seen it raves about it.

Too Much Free Time?

Then download the game, 10000000, to your iphone. Problem solved.

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Yahoo group. That is all.

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Comments

1 1st !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 14, 2012 09:51 PM (ck76k)

2 The only problem is, most of the self-published books on Amazon have all the grammar, sentence structure and spelling of a moron.

I'd be more than willing to pay the overhead of a competent editor...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 09:52 PM (opLk0)

3 2nd?

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:52 PM (0PiQ4)

4 Shoot! I'll take 3rd but disappointedly so.

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:53 PM (0PiQ4)

5 What?!

We just dropped two atomic bombs on the Japs and now they are surrendering?

SEND ME!

Posted by: Barky McSuckerpunch Soetearinass at November 14, 2012 09:53 PM (AzwZn)

6 I'm thinking the only way out of our financial crisis as a nation is to get Hillary to take all our monies and trade it in cattle futures.

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 09:54 PM (RLTt1)

7 So "Mr. D" and "Mr. T" are the inspiration for Lucas' Trade Federation aliens in Episode I? I'm so confused... and outraged at teh RACISM!

Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2012 09:54 PM (vjyZP)

8 This is for all your lefty relatives at Thanksgiving who will tell you
that welfare is just a small percentage of the budget, and the military
takes 90 percent of it ....

Free Shit is now the largest part of the budget and moar free shit is coming

http://tinyurl.com/avkfmvc


Welfare is now the largest item in the federal budget, and under Barack
Obama’s budget–the one that didn’t get any votes, but may nevertheless
be a blueprint for the next four years–it is slated to grow another 30%
in Obama’s second term. Welfare is now the largest category of federal
spending; note that the figures in the chart include state contributions
to federal welfare programs:


Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 09:54 PM (wwsoB)

9 that game - 10000000 - is AWESOME!

but short. already finished it

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 14, 2012 09:54 PM (J6kXj)

10 I heard Lindsey Graham on Hannity (You're a great American! Buy my book!), and his response about tax increases was, "over my dead body."

Just for that I will cross the street to piss on him if he is on fire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 09:55 PM (GsoHv)

11 None of the posts on the thread interest me. Ho hum.

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:55 PM (0PiQ4)

12 I'd like to have some toilet paper printed that says, "We're fucked. Enjoy." And give rolls to the libtard in-laws.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 09:55 PM (UOM48)

13 None of the posts on the thread interest me. Ho hum.

Whiner.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 14, 2012 09:55 PM (xKC/c)

14 TCM about to show 'The Big Sleep' and Merovign has written 58k words. So
perhaps its time to get back to writing while listening to a good
movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 09:56 PM (nByYy)

15 Dodge Colt is a Mistubishi product.

Posted by: fluffy at November 14, 2012 09:56 PM (O6q63)

16 Rise of the .22 LR Sniper

Hmm maybe I should upgrade/pimp-out my Marlin.


I love 22s. I just bought a Phoenix HP 22 ... because I'm cheap and you can't beat the price, for the gun or the ammo. I figured, if they're good enough for assassins they're good enough for me. It's just a shame that they don't have high capacity magazines for them. They should have 20-25 capacity 22 mags for pistols. They wouldn't even be very thick.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 09:56 PM (X3lox)

17 None of the posts on the thread interest me. Ho hum.

No one's chaining your ass to the keyboard...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 09:56 PM (opLk0)

18 Documentary? Anybody seen Dr Bronner's Magic Soapbox?

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 09:57 PM (RLTt1)

19 Paula Broadwell pens the definitive biography on America's greatest modern day General:



"Call Me Daddy: The David Patraeus Story."

Posted by: Barky McSuckerpunch Soetearinass at November 14, 2012 09:57 PM (AzwZn)

20
There still hasn't been a trailer or any footage from J.J. Abrams' brand new Star Trek movie, Star Trek Into Darkness. But a month from today, some lucky fans will get to see the first nine minutes of the film in IMAX theaters.

According to EW, the screenings will be in front of showings of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, similar to the way you saw the opening of The Dark Knight Rises before Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

IO9




Time for more lens flares and Gay Spock....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 14, 2012 09:58 PM (kdS6q)

21 Greek secret to long life:
Olive oil
naps
Lying about sex
free government money

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 09:58 PM (77a0I)

22 Yum, looks like a tasty ONT.

So, did we solve all the world's problems in the comments today?

(note -- this is what my dad and I usually say at the end of a series of vigorous 'discussions' aka arguments)

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 09:58 PM (ccXZP)

23 80 percent of them claimed to have sex regularly, and a quarter of that
self-reported group said they were doing so with "good duration" and
"achievement."

Having sex regularly is not quite the same as having sex "with other people," and the self-reporting is a dead give-away. NTTAWWT!

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 09:59 PM (kpCLl)

24 Abram's vision of Star Trek needs to be fed into a black hole. Will give the new one a skip. Even if someone is willing to buy my ticket.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 09:59 PM (nByYy)

25 I like olive oil. I like napping (don't do enough of it), and I like sex.

But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 09:59 PM (GsoHv)

26 I saw a piece on 60 minutes or someplace that I will never return to about the Greeks living forevah. You think any of them want that now? Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:59 PM (0PiQ4)

27 Evenin Rons. I miss anything worthwhile in the previous thread comments.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:01 PM (GEICT)

28 17 None of the posts on the thread interest me. Ho hum.

No one's chaining your ass to the keyboard...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 09:56 PM (opLk0)


If you're an AoSHQ Prime member, you can always ask for a refund for this month.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 14, 2012 10:01 PM (pAlYe)

29 One of the number one selling books in Greece covers the menus used during WWII by the Greeks to survive the starvation they endured under Nazi occupation.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:01 PM (nByYy)

30 Murderball is seriously macho and awesome, so that's kind of inspirational.

I've got reviews of Jiro, Senna and King of Kong on my blog. (KoK was the first movie I reviewed on my blog!) Great docs, for sure.

Not sure if they're must-see, any more than, say, Shadow of the Moon (about the moon landing), or the Yoni Netanyahu story.

Posted by: moviegique at November 14, 2012 10:01 PM (Cepxj)

31 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 09:56 PM (X3lox)

Double-stacked(triple-stacked?) on a 1911 frame would probably get you 25-30 rounds at least.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:01 PM (GsoHv)

32 Gay Spock? He was schtupping Uhura in the reboot. Of course the Vulcans could naturally swing both ways, I guess.

Posted by: joncelli at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (CWlPF)

33 Any truth to the rumor, and mind you I'm three sheets in, but did Michelle Kenya get gonorrhea from Harry Rieds tractor?

Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (2t6Gz)

34 BCochran, well previous thread pretty much covered the dangers of dropping a frozen turkey into a large vat of boiling hot oil.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (nByYy)

35 Cheating generals have been around since Caesar. Powerful men attract whores. The End.

Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (c+D8V)

36
But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.

-----
You won't. They'll make sure of it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (9ghZ6)

37 I like olive oil. I like napping (don't do enough of it), and I like sex.But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.

Sleep on you stomach and you can get all three.I'll wake you every two hours.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (O6q63)

38 If you're an AoSHQ Prime member, you can always ask for a refund for this month.

I was cheap and only got AoSHQ sub-prime. Should I just default on my payments?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 14, 2012 10:03 PM (xKC/c)

39 34 BCochran, well previous thread pretty much covered the dangers of dropping a frozen turkey into a large vat of boiling hot oil.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (nByYy)



O...m.....frozen water and boiling oil. Please tell me no one in the thread was that dumb??

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:03 PM (GEICT)

40 You dont need a welding rod to weld with a car battery. A piece of wire coat hanger works just fine.

Good for 'non-Caucasian' modifications

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 14, 2012 10:03 PM (F+Sqe)

41 Double-stacked(triple-stacked?) on a 1911 frame would probably get you 25-30 rounds at least.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:01 PM (GsoHv)


You would think. I'd buy that in a second.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (X3lox)

42 I've wondered about the 8 shot 22 magnum revolver http://tinyurl.com/ay6owv5 as a last ditch close in tool of the trade. ANy users oput there?

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (Cnqmv)

43 .22 LR.... deadly for snipers at LESS than 100 yards???

Sniper, you keepa using that word... I done think it means what you are thinking it means...

The reason the Chechen 'snipers' were more effective than others... were that they were the only ones who bothered AIMING... vice spray and pray...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (lZBBB)

44 Get drunk on wine, have sex using olive oil as lube, take a nap. They forgot the sammich.

Posted by: moron at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (8/bPb)

45 Greeks today:

cut out olive oil from diet
no more sex, embrace celibacy
no-doz or cocaine, no more naps
seeking alternatives to wine

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (0PiQ4)

46 Manufactured Landscapes is also a great documentary, although it's almost all visual "documentation."

Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (jKE+Z)

47 I'm not usually an ONT suck-up, but Maetenloch is a stud for tolerating all of us assholes.

Well done (but more boobies please)*.

*True of every post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (GsoHv)

48 If you're an AoSHQ Prime member, you can always ask for a refund for this month.

AoSHQ Prime? Do you get, like, same day shipping of posts and threads?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (opLk0)

49 38 If you're an AoSHQ Prime member, you can always ask for a refund for this month.

I was cheap and only got AoSHQ sub-prime. Should I just default on my payments?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 14, 2012 10:03 PM (xKC/c)


Well we will sell your blog debt to Guido or OWS - whoever will pay more.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (pAlYe)

50 But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.<br>
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Don't worry, we got that covered.

Posted by: Obamacare Death Panels at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (Re9Sr)

51 The Boomers (not that there's anything wrong with them, although I'm a Gen Xer) are going to live damn near forever, which is one of the many mathematical reasons that Social Security and Medicare will collapse in an ugly heap within 20 years or less. Gen X is tiny, relatively speaking, and the Millenials, while a large group, are pretty broke because of the Obama Recession, so the government coerced "contributions" to Social Security are down. Then Obama's "tax cut" of a couple years ago was a payroll tax cut that further weakened SS, and illegal aliens don't pay into SS. It's all gonna collapse.

So, folks in these disunited States may live as long as the Greeks, but they better get used to using their .22 rifles to hunt squirrels for sustenance.

Posted by: Palandine at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (g7D8V)

52 BCochran, well I hope we averted any more such tragedies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (nByYy)

53 Evenin Rons. I miss anything worthwhile in the previous thread comments.


****

It depends.

What is your view on deep-frying frozen turkeys?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (piMMO)

54 47 I'm not usually an ONT suck-up, but Maetenloch is a stud for tolerating all of us assholes.

Well done (but more boobies please)*.

*True of every post.



Pervert.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (GEICT)

55 Cheating generals have been around since Caesar. Powerful men attract whores. The End.

Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (c+D8V)

This behavior perquisite pre-dates the Roman legions!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (Cnqmv)

56 Weren't there several hundred NC voters over 112 years old?

Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (bAGA/)

57 Moron secret to uh. life, anyway:

Bacon
naps

Lying about sex

free porn

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (RLTt1)

58 Cheating is even in the Bible - David and Bathsheba anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (nByYy)

59 Nice I almost bought a colt once.

The ".22 caliber sniper" is a valid platform but the human head er "average watermelon" is not a good snap shot.

However if inclined to build a platform for precision .22 client service might I suggest the flat topped NoDak Spud line of 10/22 receiver sets?

http://www.nodakspud.com/NDS-22.htm

other neat things to do with a .22 rifle...

you can get a very nice totally featherweight bore and the rifle will weigh less than 3.5 pounds with an optic.

I am debating either building my son a variiation of a 10/22 as a first rifle or giving him my Swedish Mauser i call "Twinkle."

I used Twinkle to trick shoot for a while.

Many a broomstick met .27 love from her.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (LRFds)

60 Can you deep fry frozen squirrels that you killed with a .22?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (9ghZ6)

61 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (X3lox)

Nice and heavy for accuracy, and the grip is wonderful.

If I weren't hammered I would open up the old gun safe and see how many .22LR fit in a 1911 mag.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (GsoHv)

62 Deep fried a frozen turkey. I'm just....speechless.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:07 PM (GEICT)

63 I'd like to have some toilet paper printed that says, "We're fucked. Enjoy." And give rolls to the libtard in-laws.

How about from Braveheart

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're fucked. Ahahah"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwx2ce_AyOE

Posted by: Bruce at November 14, 2012 10:07 PM (h/h0n)

64


So get this, my husband got an offer for a great job a few
months back, 30% increase and better insurance ( I have health issues). He took
the job.Now his old company is suing us for 150k and suing the company that
hired him for 500k for breach of the non-compete contract. Well aint that a
bitch, first of all, they aren't a competitor, they were if anything a vendor,
but good luck to them we have 300 bucks in the bank, a kid in college and my
mom living with us plus our house is upside down. His old company is pissed because theykeep losing good engineersand
his boss who happens to be a psychopath told him on the day he gave his notice
that he would make an example of him and that he would not get a counter offer
because they don't negotiate with terrorist. Well Merry fucking Christmas to
you too buddy. I swear it was like working for the mob, remember that movie the
Firm. Sheesh


Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 10:07 PM (pwTow)

65 AoSHQ Prime? Do you get, like, same day shipping of posts and threads?

****

A personal birthday haiku from teh furry one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (piMMO)

66 Cool, you can watch it all online. Just the opening is an eye-opener if you've never been to China:

http://youtu.be/FEOe27xXhVU

Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (jKE+Z)

67 There's so much crap associated with that .22LR "Sniper" story I wouldn't even know where to start.

Posted by: Jaws at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (A3yiq)

68 Les Nesman on a live remote for Thanksgiving.
http://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (nByYy)

69

New dead tree edition and cover for Tale of the Tigers available in next few weeks but the Kindle version is ready right now! I'm commenting from my phone, but check it out at Amazon.

Thanks for featuring my work!

Posted by: baldilocks at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (+H/dq)

70 I don't have a problem with his cheating, I have a problem with his lack of balls in standing up to the threat of blackmail by having counterbattery fire ready or balls enough to do the right thing laughing at the threat.

It ain;t just generals plenty of military folk subcontract carnal fun.

We just don't get honeypot porn queens to do it with until we get into the O6+ territory.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (LRFds)

71 This behavior perquisite pre-dates the Roman legions!


Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (Cnqmv)

Nah.... nope... started with the Romans.... really....

Posted by: King David at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (lZBBB)

72 What, no kittehs?? I guess they got killed by flying frozen frying turkeys...

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (JwW4z)

73
Gay Spock? He was schtupping Uhura in the reboot. Of course the Vulcans could naturally swing both ways, I guess.
Posted by: joncelli




*cough* Cloaking Device *cough*

There's a clip on the out-take reel where Zachary Quinto flubs a line, and he reacts like your maiden aunt when she dropped her favorite vase.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 14, 2012 10:09 PM (kdS6q)

74 Pervert.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (GEICT)Your point?http://tinyurl.com/az3467t

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:09 PM (GsoHv)

75 26
I saw a piece on 60 minutes or someplace that I will never return to
about the Greeks living forevah. You think any of them want that now?
Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 09:59 PM

We Are All Greeks Now

Posted by: Newsweak at November 14, 2012 10:09 PM (wwsoB)

76 47 I'm not usually an ONT suck-up, but Maetenloch is a stud for tolerating all of us assholes.
Well done (but more boobies please)*.
*True of every post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (GsoHv)


Your suckuppey has been noted and your account credited.
*Note balance may not reflect recent fawning or toadying.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 14, 2012 10:09 PM (pAlYe)

77 67 Jaws,

Yup but....in a very narrow mission window it is the correct platform, and with the correct ammo choice it is at a minimum a good hydrostatic shock customer service platform.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:09 PM (LRFds)

78 Hey sven. Read about your sleep issues yesterday.

Try melatonin
300 mcg. Should be available on shelf at grocery and drug stores and
should help with sleep for you. Non-addictive and a natural substance.

Bright light helps it wear off and converts it into serotonin which is great for your mood the following day.

Watch out for the dreams though.

Vivid, to say the least.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (JJ+PT)

79 I thought that with AosHQ Prime, you got almost real time posting capability with Pixy Plus Formatting!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (Cnqmv)

80 Awesome, baldilocks!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (kpCLl)

81 a greek boy once said " my troubles are all behind me"

Not so much recently

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (77a0I)

82 What, no kittehs?? I guess they got killed by flying frozen frying turkeys...


Here ya go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D702jHbynEI

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (piMMO)

83 BTW all writers, good, bad and ugly, need editors.

Posted by: baldilocks at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (+H/dq)

84 Pervert.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (GEICT)[/]

Your point?

http://tinyurl.com/az3467t

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (GsoHv)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (GsoHv)

86 I could use a cute kitteh or three. Damned depression.

Quick, someone send the deep-friend frozen turkey recipe to Kos. Or MSNBC: Ed Schultz/Dr. Chris Matthews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (UOM48)

87 Way to go baldilocks!

Now back to my writing. Scribble scribble scribble

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (nByYy)

88 I really hate this fucking blog software.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:11 PM (GsoHv)

89 >>Pixy Plus Formatting!

Izzat the one that looks copy/pasted from Word?

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 10:12 PM (RLTt1)

90 RE: Cheap .22 sniper platform: Remington 597.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 10:12 PM (JJ+PT)

91 74 Pervert.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (GEICT)Your point?

http://tinyurl.com/az3467t

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:09 PM (GsoHv)



I retract my earlier statement. You sir are a good and decent man. Huzzah!


Btw, wth was that long ass group name that was decided on this morning?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:12 PM (GEICT)

92
82
What, no kittehs?? I guess they got killed by flying frozen frying turkeys...

Here ya go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D702jHbynEIPosted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (piMMO)



Aww, poor little kitty... cute, though. Thanks!

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:13 PM (JwW4z)

93 works like a champ on an old version of firefox and an ancient imac, CBD. please tell me you are not using IE . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:13 PM (kpCLl)

94 88
I really hate this fucking blog software.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:11 PM (GsoHv)



Remember, we can't have Nice Things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:13 PM (UOM48)

95 I really hate this fucking blog software.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I'm pretty sure it hates all of us equally. Kind of like a certain stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2012 10:13 PM (uoA/0)

96 "Pixy Plus Formatting!"

That's the one that requires two hours in a programmer's glory-hole.

It ain't worth it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:13 PM (GsoHv)

97 still no fuckin' ampersand, however. not a hill to die on

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:13 PM (kpCLl)

98
BTW all writers, good, bad and ugly, need editors
======

Right on! Tell that to the guys who write my 99 cent zombie fiction.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (9ghZ6)

99 "Our software is not user friendly. Its user hostile."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (nByYy)

100 Dammit. I must be having a brain aneurism. Watching Greta, I'm pining for McCain for president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (UOM48)

101
>>>It ain't worth it.

experience is a bitch, ain't it?

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (RLTt1)

102 You didn't think I was rolling out of here Naked...Did ya?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (uvNSk)

103 97 still no fuckin' ampersand, however. not a hill to die on




&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (GEICT)

104
A Parable From the Gospel of Obama: Chapter 3, Verses 14 through 18

3:14 And lo a deaf man who was born withouta sense of smell was in attendance at the first inaugural of The One.
3:14 And Barack scratched his itchy butthole and let the man smell his fingers and he was cured.
3:15 And then the wind was broken so that all could find solace in the cloud of those who attended The One.
3:16 Then a Unicorn appeared and shit skittles asmanna from heaven.
3:17 And golden bullshit came from the mouth of The One, much like that of a golden calf, for the teleprompter was working that day.
3:18 And the multitude was sore amazed.

Posted by: Prophet Most High Reverend Barbara A. Thompson, Vicar of Barack, Defender of Free Shit at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (wf7zD)

105 Izzat the one that looks copy/pasted from Word?


Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 10:12 PM (RLTt1)

There you go. and if you spring for the Synthetic Diamond Package ...

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (Cnqmv)

106 Robert Jordan needed an editor who was not his wife. Might have finished the Wheel of Time before he died and only in 8 books.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:15 PM (nByYy)

107 "Btw, wth was that long ass group name that was decided on this morning?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:12 PM (GEICT)

I forgot immediately. But it has something to do with boobs, so it is a good thing.

http://tinyurl.com/ag2cucr

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:15 PM (GsoHv)

108

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (GEICT)

I hates you!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 10:16 PM (Cnqmv)

109 90 Joe mama,

Thanks I will look into it.

The boy is a bit bigger than I was at his age so I may get him an AR or my favorite but oddball caliber bolt gun.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:16 PM (LRFds)

110

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (GEICT)

gfy, showoff!

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:16 PM (kpCLl)

111 I'll take your ampersand and raise it


Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:16 PM (UOM48)

112 107 "Btw, wth was that long ass group name that was decided on this morning?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:12 PM (GEICT)

I forgot immediately. But it has something to do with boobs, so it is a good thing.

http://tinyurl.com/ag2cucr
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:15 PM (GsoHv)



That would appear to be a Ginger.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:17 PM (GEICT)

113 fk. BC1981 just croaked on a hill!

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 10:17 PM (RLTt1)

114 I've dispatched a couple of "problem" feral cats in the neighborhood with .22LR head shots using hollow point ammo.

One shot, one kill, no blood to speak of. It doesn't seem like there's much suffering if you get a nice clean shot. Palm Beach county animal control won't handle calls about problem feral cats. They say its your problem.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 14, 2012 10:17 PM (g74GW)

115 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (GEICT)

I can't even copy and paste the muthafuckas. I don't care, I am very adaptable.

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:17 PM (kpCLl)

116 One of these days I need to dig up all that old crap I wrote and saved originally on Word Perfect and bundle it all up in a Kindle file and sell for 99 cents or something. Just to make it all worth it.

Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 10:17 PM (jKE+Z)

117 What is BCochran compensating for by that blatant display of ampersands?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (nByYy)

118 [code][/code]

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (Cnqmv)

119 Anybody want the cutest pups evah?

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/zip/3410538897.html

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (piMMO)

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Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (GsoHv)

121 STFU Donny.....Vladimir Ulyanov Lenin

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (uvNSk)

122 I remember the Dodge Colt

Only the existence of the Yugo kept it from being the worst car of the 80s

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (wwsoB)

123
Hillary = white = going to Hell



Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (DoZD+)

124 I just have to comment on the thread from late afternoon about the college professor of physical education who wrote some moronic book about Obama, the messiah. I missed that thread, but:

When I was in college you had to take a couple phys. ed classes. I took this class called "Indoor Recreational Games" that my roommate had taken the semester before. It consisted of board games, cribbage, card games, and so on. It was taught by this short, stout,out of shape woman who smoked, and had the look of a lesbian. I know you're not supposed to make assumptions but she really did fit the cliche. Think Kagan, Sotomayor, Reno, Napolitano.

The class consisted of her passing out rules for games, then she would go out to smoke while we would spend an hour playing pinochle or euchre. We got 2 hours of university credit for this. And we paid tuition for it. Of course it was easier than a class that might have required our getting off our butts and doing something, you know, physical.

This is the kind of shit that professors get away with at our universities. There is virtually no accountability of these people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (XnNnd)

125 I know...I know.

Into the Barrel.

My apologies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (GsoHv)

126 Shomer Fucking Shabbos

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (uvNSk)

127 CBD, barrel!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:19 PM (nByYy)

128 Dammit, CBD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:19 PM (UOM48)

129 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM

CBD - 15 minutes in the Agony Booth for that one

Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at November 14, 2012 10:19 PM (wwsoB)

130 lmao

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 10:19 PM (RLTt1)

131 117 What is BCochran compensating for by that blatant display of ampersands?



5'10" and Irish.


The wife however, seems very happy, so there's that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:19 PM (GEICT)

132 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (GsoHv)

I'm sorry, I mistook you for CharlieBrown'sDouchebag.

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:19 PM (kpCLl)

133 CBD ... your agonizer please ..

Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (wwsoB)

134 & g'evein', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (JMmQ9)

135 119 Anybody want the cutest pups evah?

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/zip/3410538897.html

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (piMMO)

Holy cow, if I didn't already have two I would take that deal. That's some serious cute.

Posted by: joncelli at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (CWlPF)

136 CBD: 10 minutes gazing upon the naked visage of Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (UOM48)

137 Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 10:07 PM (pwTow)

Damn that sucks.

The first step of the secession is to announce a plan to kill all the lawyers. That should solve about 99% of the problems right there. They will all head for the libtard states, where they will accelerate the ultimate demise of the blue model.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (ccXZP)

138 CBD, for shame.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (GEICT)

139 Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:19 PM (kpCLl)

Mighty tough coming from a Red Sox fan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (GsoHv)

140 Sushi not food

Sushi bait

Confuscious ( Confuse us)

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (77a0I)

141 We are talking about unchecked aggression here....Dude!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (uvNSk)

142 reposted from Kirsten Powers thread -

sven what kinda shape are your cars/vehicles in?

Amazon has a
good little " My Garage " section which helps you find cheap auto
parts...I have used it a lot recently brakes, rotors, filters etc.

plus nice extras like cheap vehicle first aid kits ( can't have too many)

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (EZl54)

143 oh and it's strategypage so....

look they are trying to compare .22 LR to 5.56*45 when that is like comparing a really good model rocket to a Saturn V in power, and weight.

Used to have great fun watching some teen mall Ninja at the site i hung out at get into with an honest to God Korea War vet from the UK over the merits of the kids' Mall Ninja Ruger 10/22 versus the SMLE.

I'll see if I can dig up a link.....ah the early 2000s good times, good times.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:21 PM (LRFds)

144 BCochran, "So you not Brad Pitt?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:21 PM (nByYy)

145
I go to Mykonos, Greece for sexual healing every year. I spend two months eating clams, oysters, shrimp, and baby octopus daily. A combination of these gives me a two or three hour boner just like the Greek men.

Knocking back ouzo and snorting a line of ground up oyster shell from a hairy chick's ass also is good for getting a high hard one. I'm 92 years and plan on many more happy endings.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 14, 2012 10:21 PM (lDWQr)

146 What's up morons?!

Posted by: CDR M at November 14, 2012 10:21 PM (M5XvF)

147 Mighty tough coming from a Red Sox fan.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (GsoHv)

Yeah, go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:21 PM (kpCLl)

148 The usual, CDR M.

Sucks ass to be alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:21 PM (UOM48)

149 No Donny...these men are Nihilists

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:22 PM (uvNSk)

150 Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (UOM4

That's just cruel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:22 PM (GsoHv)

151 Harry Reid = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:22 PM (DoZD+)

152 @katya the designated driver

LOL ing at your "going to hell" series



ya'll tickle me

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 14, 2012 10:22 PM (EZl54)

153 142 T Hunter,

My PT Cruiser is in good shape...

my truck was sacrificed to the road gods on US 31 by a texting speeder and I pick trucks like a cowboy picks horses.....

probably rebuild one down south in Louisiana again if I get the chance I'm kind of sad though it was my first vehicular recovery.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:22 PM (LRFds)

154 144 BCochran, "So you not Brad Pitt?"



Nope, I've got much better hair.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:22 PM (GEICT)

155 Hey CDR M!! Have you ever dropped a frozen turkey into boiling oil? Of course using the crash crane and some brave firefighters in full gear. While yelling "Watch this!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:23 PM (nByYy)

156 CBD. You're right. Should have been DWS for 15 minutes....

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:23 PM (UOM48)

157 146 CDR M,

Good to see you!

Good night now!

heh be safe m

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:23 PM (LRFds)

158 Sounds like it Jane as I've been catching up in the last hour.

Posted by: CDR M at November 14, 2012 10:23 PM (M5XvF)

159 Yeah, go fuck yaself.


Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:21 PM (kpCLl):-)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:23 PM (GsoHv)

160 Good urban/sub-urban pest/varmint round: .22 sub-sonic. All lead bullet splats on impact. Very quiet from a rifle.


Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 10:23 PM (JJ+PT)

161 The first step of the secession is to announce a plan to kill all the lawyers. That should solve about 99% of the problems right there. They will all head for the libtard states, where they will accelerate the ultimate demise of the blue model.Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (ccXZP)I was trying to cut back on the wine, until we got the letter. Oh well, wine is good so f-it.

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 10:23 PM (pwTow)

162 Dude...this is a league game ...this determines who enters the next Round Robin....Am I wrong?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (uvNSk)

163 136
CBD: 10 minutes gazing upon the naked visage of Helen Thomas.


Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM

Or 15 minutes of the survival guys hooking up your family jewels to two car batteries. Your choice

Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (wwsoB)

164 CDR M, join the Let it Burn crowd. It's nice and cozy and warm in here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (UOM48)

165 Everyone should test the GFCI receptacles/breakers and Arc-fault breakers in their cribs.

I had two GFCI receptacles in my kitchen go bad and I'm replacing them tonight, and last month I replaced three arc-fault breakers that had failed their self-tests.

If a GFCI receptacle/breaker doesn't test good, then its not providing protection against electrocutions...which is generally bad...

...unless you're planning a radio in the bathtub kinda murder or fake suicide for someone.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (g74GW)

166 "1- The victim is dead if you shoot him in the head, which is what pros usually aim for (as these guys like to say, "two in the head and you know he's dead." ) "

Maybe there's a difference between thugs and military. On some television show they were talking to a military sniper in Iraq or Afghanistan. He said that a lot of times they would shoot the targets in the torso, because it was easier to not look at their faces.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (XnNnd)

167 Heh, no Anna but I have played those videos at safety stand downs and said watch this.

Posted by: CDR M at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (M5XvF)

168 Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:16 PM (UOM4

I see your smileys and raise you the symbols of the American Socialist Superstate:

░░░░ ☠☢☪☭ ░░░

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (X3lox)

169 Oh, hell.

I'm out.

I can't handle this software after several cocktails.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (GsoHv)

170 Les Nessman = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:25 PM (DoZD+)

171 I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell. There's white in my name, for Pete's sake.

What up, morons?

And hello, 'ettes. You look wonderful this evening. (I have a very vivid imagination.)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2012 10:25 PM (5J54Q)

172 Smokey...this aint Nam...There are rules!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:25 PM (uvNSk)

173 Boooooooo. Hang around CBD!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:25 PM (GEICT)

174 If the survival guys brought along a welding rod and an arc welding mask, why not bring along a portable welder?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:25 PM (wwsoB)

175 "People on the Greek island of Ikaria live far longer than most other people and stay healthier until the end. How do they do it? Answer: Olive oil, wine, napping, and sex."

Yeah, well mixing plaids like that old guy in the photo is not a good way to get laid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:25 PM (XnNnd)

176 58
Cheating is even in the Bible - David and Bathsheba anyone?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (nByYy)

I understand it's also pretty graphically depicted in the Lascaux caves in France.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 14, 2012 10:25 PM (Yq+6W)

177 137 Not the good lawyers, please. And yes, we do exist.

Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 10:25 PM (MsQkt)

178 I am Jane. Gonna enjoy the last few days of this vacation and then hunker down for the coming shit storm.

Posted by: CDR M at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (M5XvF)

179 I will vouch for Murderball, considering it's a documentary about paraplegics, it kind of washes away your perceptions about disabled people, it's not a soft lovey dovey inspirational doc. The King of Kong is good, so is Hoop Dreams, Dogtown and Z Boys is pretty good as well, more on the history side of skating, if you have ever eaten at a Snapper Jacks in Socal it's pretty much on tv 24/7, along with every surf film from the 50's and 60's.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (NzBQO)

180 I swear no matter how many spaces or hard returns I do, my sentences run into each other. ARGGG

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (pwTow)

181 He said that a lot of times they would shoot the targets in the torso, because it was easier to not look at their faces.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (XnNnd)

Yeah, if you are using a Barrett .50 you don't have to be picky about aim-point.
;-)

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (JJ+PT)

182 BCochran has a major hair flip or something? Messing with the Sasquatch?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (nByYy)

183 168
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:16 PM (UOM4


I see your smileys and raise you the symbols of the American Socialist Superstate:



░░░░ ☠☢☪☭ ░░░


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (X3lox



I bow to your superior smiley skilz. Now fuck off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (UOM48)

184 Hey CDR M,

Can you delete my fuck-up up thread?

I am being horribly abused by these cruel people.

Or maybe I should just pop off a few more and hit the sack!

Good night all!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (GsoHv)

185 CDR M, join the Let it Burn crowd. It's nice and cozy and warm in here.


Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (UOM4

Yes . . . snuggly . . . sometimes stabby . . . always pantsless!

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:27 PM (kpCLl)

186 Zachary Quinto was a girly Spock.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:27 PM (DoZD+)

187 Oh you want a Toe...I can get you a Toe....

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:27 PM (uvNSk)

188 Les Nessman = white = going to hell.

I hope Johnny Fever gets a pass.

Oh, and put my room next to Bailey Quarters and Jennifer Marlowe.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2012 10:27 PM (5J54Q)

189 166 Nerdygirl,

That's talk....a lot of mob guys say that but it is hard to do....their "favored" technique is to shoot at a 15 degree angle into the back of the skull that allows the .22 to play blender int he brainpan.

Military shooting is centered around the ribcage because of the ease of targeting, the bigger margin of error on elevation errors and the prevailing access to high order or probability hits on blood pool resevoirs.

Not that I'd know.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:27 PM (LRFds)

190 I am being horribly abused by these cruel people.

Oh, sure, blame the victims


Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:27 PM (kpCLl)

191 A friend of mine writes porn and sells it on Amazon. Makes a fair amount of $. Wonder who the hell is buying this stuff. As for me, I have written a novel and I guess I could sell it or serialize it, but I'm channeling my creative energy into writing music and starting a band, and at 45, this is my last chance. In addition to my own compositions, I've already written lyrics to several public domain waltzes and English country dances, and a Spanish Celtic instrumental (which I need to get copyright permission for). I brook no grudge against the Amazon writers crowd, but I'm aiming for a best-selling album. Whether I make it is mostly immaterial.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 10:28 PM (KW1gu)

192 Quinto's Spock was more like Sybok from Star Trek V: The Unwatchable Movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:28 PM (nByYy)

193 182 BCochran has a major hair flip or something? Messing with the Sasquatch?



Hahaha. No, no. I keep my hair short, but it's unbelievably thick and grows ridiculously fast. Also, married, two daughters, 31 years old and not a single gray hair.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:29 PM (GEICT)

194 Okay. Earlier the AoSHQ wimmins determined Jill Kelley's titties are probably "enhanced."

What's the fuck up with her constantly touching her hair?

(Feeling kinda shallow bitchy in the Age of Obama.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:29 PM (UOM48)

195 That rug really tied the room together...Did it not?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:29 PM (uvNSk)

196 If someone asks you to go for a ride and the car's seats are covered with plastic sheeting...don't get in. Trust me.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (g74GW)

197 '10 I heard Lindsey Graham on Hannity (You're a great American! Buy my book!), and his response about tax increases was, "over my dead body." '

But someone has to fork over the money for food stamps to feed the progeny of all those baby daddies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (XnNnd)

198 I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (uvNSk)

199 Let CBD's fuckup stand and become a life lesson to all the other careless morons.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (pAlYe)

200 190 I am being horribly abused by these cruel people.

Oh, sure, blame the victims


Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:27 PM (kpCLl)



Well, isn't everyone a victim now? Except for rich white men. That's how this shit works, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (GEICT)

201 Hahaha. No, no. I keep my hair short, but it's unbelievably thick and grows ridiculously fast. Also, married, two daughters, 31 years old and not a single gray hair. Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:29 PM (GEICTSo when do we get a picture of your cleavage ?

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (pwTow)

202 The difference between having full coverage by Amazon for your book and going the cheap route is just how much referral ad space Amazon gives you.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (e8kgV)

203 Hey, just reminding people #AOSHQ on freenode.net ( http://webchat.freenode.net/ ) is totally awesome.

Really!

Posted by: dantealiegri at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM (mHU03)

204 196 Jimmy Hoffa,

Likely given a retirement party meeting the mission window I described....

nice catch.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM (LRFds)

205 Do you roll on Shabbas?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM (9ghZ6)

206 194 What's up with her head tilt posing in every picture? Ridiculous.

Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM (MsQkt)

207 Fuck It Dude...Let's go Bowling

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM (uvNSk)

208 As for the health part, I get more grapeseed oil than olive oil, but most plant oils that are high in mono or poly unsat fats are good for you. I eat little meat but a lot of fish and chicken. Lots of beans, veggies, fruit, and unprocessed cocoa (the bitter baker's stuff). 3-4 cups of coffee, 1-3 cups of green tea, and generally 2-3 glasses of vino rojo, unless I'm stoned, in which case it's awfully astringent so I'll have a beer. I nap at work for 15-20 minutes most days. I'm in good shape for 45, though I could use more sex.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM (KW1gu)

209 So when do we get a picture of your cleavage ?



When the check clears.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:32 PM (GEICT)

210 The head tilt? Perhaps she has watched too many Natalie Wood movies. It was Natalie's trademark to tilt her head.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:32 PM (nByYy)

211 we're all friends here, can't we start a tab?

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 10:32 PM (pwTow)

212 209 BC1981,

dial 1-900-hot-liason

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:32 PM (LRFds)

213 206
194 What's up with her head tilt posing in every picture? Ridiculous.

Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM (MsQkt)



Are those twins zombies? Weird, they are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:32 PM (UOM48)

214 I'm in good shape for 45, though I could use more sex.

Couldn't we all?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (5J54Q)

215 BCochran showing off his moobs now? geez.....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (nByYy)

216 I bow to your superior smiley skilz. Now fuck off. [ - not your smiley, but it doesn't paste nicely ]

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (UOM4


Just wait until I start with the large fonts!

╟╢ ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (X3lox)

217 210 Anna puma,

Audrey Hepburn's as well....

ah Audrey...*sigh*

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (LRFds)

218 What's up with her head tilt posing in every picture? Ridiculous.
Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM


Her and her sister, too. Always with the "Paris Hilton" tilt

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (JMmQ9)

219 It's true.

Getting the mope to hold still whiles we use the protractor takes some doin' but 15 degrees is what the boss wants.

So fifteen degrees he gets.

ba-da-bing.

Posted by: Mob Guy at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (RuUvx)

220 Christmas special preview for good like Morons and Moronettes;

Full Metal Rudolph

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvZwLMpFNvM

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (wwsoB)

221 211 we're all friends here, can't we start a tab?



For the Horde?


No.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (GEICT)

222 A friend of mine writes porn and sells it on Amazon.
Makes a fair amount of $. Wonder who the hell is buying this stuff.


Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 10:28 PM (KW1gu)

It's gotta be women right? I mean 50 shades of grey and all.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (NzBQO)

223 Janet Reno = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (DoZD+)

224 The head tilt? Perhaps she has watched too many Natalie Wood movies. It was Natalie's trademark to tilt her head.

Bitch ain't no Natalie Wood. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (kpCLl)

225 Some other tips for longevity. If possible, try to be Japanese woman. And whatever you do, don't be a black dude.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (ZPrif)

226 secession : let me give our new thing a name

The New-nited States, or Nunited States

No free shit - low taxes- term limits for every office holder, voter ID card, minimum government, loyalty pledge, states rights,.........

Oh shit, sounds like the Founding Fathers

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (77a0I)

227 >> Not the good lawyers, please. And yes, we do exist.

NCKate -- Here I come up with a good plan, and already the lawyers are arguing for exceptions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (ccXZP)

228 Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (uvNSk)

229 "35 Cheating generals have been around since Caesar. Powerful men attract whores. The End.
Posted by: Jmel"

Also, uniforms. As I've said before, Barbie likes GI Joe,not Ken.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (XnNnd)

230 Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (UOM4


Just wait until I start with the large fonts!



╟╢ ...


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (X3lox



I give up. Your skilz are Bidenesque.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (UOM48)

231
I'm in good shape for 45, though I could use more sex.

Couldn't we all?

====
I do OK

Posted by: General Petraeus at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (9ghZ6)

232 I'm in good shape for 45, though I could use more sex.

Cut back on the beans.

Posted by: fluffy at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (O6q63)

233 Time to pry my fingers from this blog. Must get back to writing. Almost done with the kinky death scene for the NaNoWriMo project. Yeah I am going for the 50 demographic... *thud* I like to have $$$ since I like sushi and having a roof over my head.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (nByYy)

234 'Night Anna.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:36 PM (UOM48)

235 They keep saying they're Identical Twins. Do they look identical to you guys?? (Jill Kelley and her car-cra sister)

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (Rcq5f)

236 227 Laughing.

Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (MsQkt)

237
Helen Thomas = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (DoZD+)

238 219 Mob Guy,

yeah and it's real fucking hard not just shooting him wherever....


//Paul E Walnuts

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (LRFds)

239 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM

It was someone else messing with the fonts and graphics that blew up the blog a while back

That's why we can't have nice things

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (wwsoB)

240 In the beginning the Shatner thing was cool but at the end he becomes a dick.


I still love the Shat though!

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (0fxcV)

241 Haven't actually seen a pic of Jill's craz(ier) twin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (UOM48)

242 As I've said before, Barbie likes GI Joe,not Ken.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (XnNnd)

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Ken at November 14, 2012 10:38 PM (kpCLl)

243 Hi, y'all, this thread seems even more oddly disjointed than usual. Just sayin, not complaining.

Posted by: Kalneva don't give a shit about ampersands at November 14, 2012 10:38 PM (cQmXn)

244 If you're an AoSHQ Prime member, you can always ask for a refund for this month.

Well if we're ordering blogware update priorities I'd like the format bar back before there's any work on the Give em nothing back un-donate button.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 10:38 PM (MOWP1)

245 Sorry, cra-cra= crazy.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2012 10:38 PM (Rcq5f)

246 Who's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car? And whadda they got? My dirty undies... My fucking whites...

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:38 PM (uvNSk)

247 Shatner is proof that long life comes from banging green chicks.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 10:38 PM (sRus3)

248 Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (wwsoB)

Don't worry. It's kosher.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (X3lox)

249 Jill Kelley and her sister may not be identical twins but in my youth I would have been thrilled to investigate more deeply.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (LRFds)

250 If frequency of sex leads to being in better physical shape, then Petraeus should be able to run up Mt Everest in 10 minutes with 200 pounds of gear strapped to him

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (wwsoB)

251 Night Jane D'oh! Hope things get better.

Here is William Shatner toasting George Lucas
http://youtu.be/MDIBchVxSmE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (nByYy)

252 Yikes. Husband gave me an Ambien a while ago. Kicking in it is.

Living in the age of sleep aids. All hail Obama.

Night all....(stumbles off to bed)

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (UOM48)

253 Haven't actually seen a pic of Jill's craz(ier) twin.

Still in the sidebar.

"And Jill Kelley Wears Negliges to Parties"

Posted by: fluffy at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (O6q63)

254 Hey, Kalneva. Did you miss the whole deep-fry-a-frozen-turkey meme? It was like a precursor to the culling of the herd.

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:40 PM (kpCLl)

255 241 She's like Jill plus half of another Jill.

Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 10:40 PM (MsQkt)

256 Janet Reno = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (DoZD+)


Are you sure it's still alive?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2012 10:40 PM (JuTPC)

257 Greek secret to long life:

Olive oil

naps

Lying about sex

free government money

Dodging taxes.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 10:40 PM (nkiQM)

258 The format bar doesn't work?
(I usually use Chrome, it's not like I can see it anyway.)

I'm bored, Morons. Entertain me!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread is asking for it now at November 14, 2012 10:41 PM (5J54Q)

259 Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:41 PM (uvNSk)

260 Jim Kirk would make a damn good President right now. Ben Sisko, too.

Picard and Janeway, not so much.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 10:41 PM (sRus3)

261 Donny......Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of $h!t.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 10:42 PM (uvNSk)

262 http://is.gd/oDMvb8

My grandson, born Nov 6.

Why I am not too frazzled over TFG. More important things going on.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JHCfF)

263 Now they tell us.

WASHINGTON—In David Petraeus's final days at the helm of the Central Intelligence Agency, his relations with chiefs of other U.S. agencies, including his boss, National Intelligence Director James Clapper, took a contentious turn.

At issue was whether the CIA should break its silence about its role in Benghazi, Libya, to counter criticism that increasingly was being leveled at the agency and Mr. Petraeus, said senior officials involved in the discussions.

Mr. Petraeus wanted his aides to push back hard and release their own timeline of the Sept. 11 attacks on the U.S. diplomatic compound in Benghazi and a nearby CIA safe house, seeking to set the record straight and paint the CIA's role in a more favorable light. Mr. Clapper and agencies including the Pentagon objected, but Mr. Petraeus told his aides to proceed, said the senior officials.

By all accounts, the driving force behind Mr. Petraeus's departure last Friday was the revelation about his extramarital affair with his biographer. But new details about Mr. Petraeus's last days at the CIA show the extent to which the Benghazi attacks created a climate of interagency finger-pointing. That undercut the retired four-star general's backing within the Obama administration as he struggled with the decision to resign.

Posted by: watching at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (1MePm)

264
Greek secret to long life:
Olive oil
naps
Lying about sex
free government money
Dodging taxes.
posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 10:40 PM (nkiQM



I'm curious about the order of these things. Does the sex and the olive oil go together, and then the nap, or does the free government money come before that. So confused.

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (pwTow)

265
100
Dammit. I must be having a brain aneurism. Watching Greta, I'm pining for McCain for president.


Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (UOM4

Welcome to the alternate universe...

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JwW4z)

266 Remember when that crazy harpie shrink swapped bodies with me? That was the final episode of TOS

Good thing that Spock figured out how to undo it. With no further episodes, I would have been stuck being a co-host of "The View"

Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (wwsoB)

267
If frequency of sex leads to being in better physical shape, then
Petraeus should be able to run up Mt Everest in 10 minutes with 200
pounds of gear strapped to him



Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (wwsoB)

This explains every Tiger Woods victory ever.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (NzBQO)

268 260 eman,

Johnathan Archer....

Big Schnozz

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (LRFds)

269 254 Hey, Kalneva. Did you miss the whole deep-fry-a-frozen-turkey meme? It was like a precursor to the culling of the herd.
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:40 PM (kpCLl)


I am so sorry to have missed it! But while I was cooking dinner, during that conversation, I was watching Judge Judy, so the effect was the same.

Posted by: Kalneva don't give a shit about ampersands at November 14, 2012 10:44 PM (cQmXn)

270 Worf for Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread is asking for it now at November 14, 2012 10:44 PM (5J54Q)

271
241 Haven't actually seen a pic of Jill's craz(ier) twin.



The crazy sister.

http://tinyurl.com/btdd66v


Oh FFS. Now there's a story that my orange ex governor dated the crazy. It's enough of a thing that he's released a statement denying it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:44 PM (GEICT)

272 194 What's up with her head tilt posing in every picture?
I've heard it called a "sympathetic head tilt". Tim Blair used the phrase often, baiting leftist dicks. (Example: see sock link.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 10:44 PM (nkiQM)

273
Playing catch up here... just read some of your posts on an earlier thread about mandatory enlistment for all illegals...

sounds good. Can we then declare war on Mexico and invade them with our newly enscripted illegal hispanicarmy?

Bhwahahahahahahahahah

Posted by: Richard "The Devil at November 14, 2012 10:44 PM (QzBeE)

274 Well, isn't everyone a victim now? Except for rich white men. That's how this shit works, right?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (GEICT)

---

Well poor white trash is also exempt, as are right-wing "race traitors" like West, Rubio, etc. Right-wing women are exempt as well. And babies. Don't ever forget that to the left, unborn children are not eligible for victimization.

Pretty much if you're unwilling to be loaded on a bus and turned out to vote at least once for a democrat candidate you have forsake your victimhood privileges.

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at November 14, 2012 10:44 PM (BgIBZ)

275 My grandson, born Nov 6.

Why I am not too frazzled over TFG. More important things going on.


Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JHCfF)

OMG, he's the cutest thing evah!!! Congratulations!

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:45 PM (kpCLl)

276 "....with a hole in the bottom of the barrel for the bullet to exit."

I've read this linetentimes and I'm still not getting it. Can someone draw me a friggin picture in crayon?

Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 10:45 PM (PTS+l)

277


Well we will sell your blog debt to Guido
or OWS - whoever will pay more.
Hey, is thatsome kind of slur against my people?

Posted by: Guido at November 14, 2012 10:45 PM (8EKcT)

278 George Lucas = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:45 PM (DoZD+)

279 270 CW,

She's busy with her vacations and royal consort duties....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:45 PM (LRFds)

280 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~

... so I say to the bartender, whose camel do I have to make congress with in order to get a sweet tea with lemon around here? And then he ...

wait. what? This microphone, it is on?

Ah ... hello! It is I Hadji, the Funny with the Money who is not a Sunni. I am the Shi'ite. Bitches.

So, General Petraeus walks into a whore house and says "How much for the oral sex?"

And the madame of the house says "Forty American Dollars"

And General Petraeus then says " But I am General Petraeus"

And the Madame says "Oh, the man from the CIA? You are paid up through the end of the year. Go on up."

Hahahahahahaha ... that is funny because it is plausibly true.

So, what is the difference between the IDF and Hamas?

The IDF can hit the broad side of a barn ... from 30,000' ... with a missile ... that has just enough of the kinetic energies to blow up just the car with the person of the target upon it.

Yes. Hadji is leaving them laughing.

Or else

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at November 14, 2012 10:46 PM (RuUvx)

281 260
Jim Kirk would make a damn good President right now. Ben Sisko, too.



Picard and Janeway, not so much.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 10:41 PM

We've got Jim Kirk as president. Not the real one, the Kirk that's really that crazy woman shrink who swapped bodies with him.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:46 PM (wwsoB)

282 Howdy!



I just realized that my bathroom reading over the past several months -- CPE for my license renewal -- was about to expire in two days. So I've completed 20 hours of CPE today.



In other news, I may be more scrambled than usual tonight.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 10:46 PM (kaalw)

283 sTevo, he's a handsome boy.

I'm looking forward to seeing my granddaughter Thanksgiving weekend, now that I have a vehicle that won't suck the life out of my wallet.

Hearing her say "Love you, Pop-pop" makes things a lot better.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2012 10:46 PM (5J54Q)

284 276 "....with a hole in the bottom of the barrel for the bullet to exit."

I've read this linetentimes and I'm still not getting it. Can someone draw me a friggin picture in crayon?
Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 10:45 PM (PTS+l)

-----

I think they meant there is a hole in the bottom of the bottle. Just search "water bottle silencer" on youtube.

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at November 14, 2012 10:46 PM (BgIBZ)

285 Welcome to the alternate universe...
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JwW4z)


There is an alternate Universe where President Teh Fred has just won a landslide victory and promises in his second term to return Saudi Arabia to its former owners when we're damn well ready to.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 10:47 PM (sRus3)

286 Picard = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:47 PM (DoZD+)

287 Congrats sTevo!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:47 PM (GEICT)

288 Holy shit....went to brush my teeth and wash my face and I'm behind over 150 posts.


Anna....the head tilt was the first annoying thing I noticed.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 10:47 PM (X6akg)

289 Janeway = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:47 PM (DoZD+)

290
271


Oh FFS. Now there's a story that my orange ex governor dated the
crazy. It's enough of a thing that he's released a statement denying it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:44 PM (GEICT)

Good ol' Charlie... Before it's all over, I imagine he will have had his fingers (and other body parts) in just about everything under the sun. (Posted from TX, a state with its own share of crazy pols...)[/br] (Trying some different formatting)

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:47 PM (JwW4z)

291 i never heard of jiro dreams of sushi but randomly stumbled upon it in my brother's streaming netflix queue. now everybody wants to think it's cool and watch it.
don't bother. it was extremely boring. just watch a modern marvels or something on tuna or sushi. you get the same effect and it will be shorter and more educational and entertaining.
the only thing i could find myself thinking during the excruciatingly long hour i paid attention before falling asleep, was "this guy charges 300 dollars a plate and doesn't even cook anything?"
so he can cut stuff up real well. is that worth 300 dollars a plate? is there nobody else who can take a chunk of fish and cut it at the right angles?

don't get me wrong. i love sushi. i found the documentary boring, taudry, horribly drawn out just to fill a movie length, and did not make me want to go have sushi despite the fact that i do adore it.

Posted by: urakwyjibo at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (aB7h4)

292 Thanks Peaches. I haven't seen him yet. They are in Raleigh. Will go in Dec.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (JHCfF)

293 Well, shoot - I thought [ br ] (without the spaces) might give me a line break - anyone have a clue how to add a line break in a response?

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (JwW4z)

294 Note to lefties ...

At the end of Braveheart, Wallace shouted FREEEDOMMMM

Not FREEE SHIIIIITTTTTT

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (wwsoB)

295 I need to run away from the Internets... Darth Vader in love...
http://youtu.be/0X9NFknjTRE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:49 PM (nByYy)

296 293
Well, shoot - I thought [ br ] (without the spaces) might give me a line
break - anyone have a clue how to add a line break in a response?


Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (JwW4z)


Put in at least 3 returns.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 10:49 PM (X6akg)

297 Yeah...no Jill and her sister are sort of like the green machine Wanna-Be Kardassian Klan

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:49 PM (LRFds)

298 Who the hell pays for porn?

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 14, 2012 10:49 PM (3TVHI)

299
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JHCfF)

He's beautiful! Congrats, sTevo.

Posted by: Snotnosed Nuclear Sonic Punk at November 14, 2012 10:49 PM (Y+woW)

300 Barbara Walters = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:50 PM (DoZD+)

301 Its okay Tami, you know how the threads seem to fly. Until about 1am Eastern. And yes time to flee and write. Really.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:50 PM (nByYy)

302 Joy Behar = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:50 PM (DoZD+)

303 Who the hell pays for porn?

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 14, 2012 10:49 PM (3TVHI)


SEC staff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:50 PM (X3lox)

304 My grandson, born Nov 6.

Why I am not too frazzled over TFG. More important things going on.


Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JHCfF)

O.M.G!! What a cutie!!! What's his name?

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 10:51 PM (X6akg)

305 Rosie O'Donnell = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:51 PM (DoZD+)

306 Since last week, we've had trolls here but not with the frequency or intensity of the trolls we had here in 2008 gloating over the death of Rethuglikkkans and the New Age of Unicorns and Skittles

Could it be that it's a little harder to gloat when there's a trail of failures to point out?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:51 PM (wwsoB)

307 Urban/suburban pest varmint round.
I've got this Daisy pellet rifle that if I remember correctly the box said 8 or 9 hundred fps. Whatever. Squirrels, cats, rabbits, clone, possums, it'll handle em all.
Hell, I wouldn't want to get hit in the head with the damn thing. And much quieter than any .22.

Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 10:51 PM (HEWhR)

308 Hearing her say "Love you, Pop-pop" makes things a lot better.


Posted by: Captain Whitebread
---
I am Pop. My father is Pops.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:51 PM (JHCfF)

309 Babies make the world go round...we need to have about ten each.

anyway drool cup deployed.

dying dying.....voluntary coma time.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:51 PM (LRFds)

310 25 But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.

There's no need to worry about that.

Posted by: Obamacare at November 14, 2012 10:52 PM (mjR67)

311 I wrote to Mitt and told him the only way to beat Obama was break dance fighting.

The rest is history.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 10:52 PM (sRus3)

312 "100 Dammit. I must be having a brain aneurism. Watching Greta, I'm pining for McCain for president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn"

Shows just how bad TFG is. Anyone see South Park tonight. It was all about a bunch of "lost" ballots that would have made Romney president.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:52 PM (XnNnd)

313 There's so much crap associated with that .22LR "Sniper" story I wouldn't even know where to start.
Posted by: Jaws at November 14, 2012 10:08 PM (A3yiq)


The Israelis have used tricked-out Ruger 10/22's to make precision non-lethal shots on riot agitators, the ringleaders egging on the crowds, going for something like a shot to the kneecap that would reduce mobility or drop them in place with comparatively little chance of killing them. I own a 10/22 myself, installing a Volquartsen match hammer and trigger assembly on it, a few other things. It's a sweet little rifle, accurate as anything I own up to 50 yards. Insofar as (human) lethality is concerned, seems to me one would have to be extremely precise to use it as a sniper weapon in combat, even at relatively close range, especially given modern helmets and body armor. And even if the bullet does hit flesh and bone, people are not squirrels. The .22 LR cartridge was never designed as a man-stopper.

Posted by: troyriser at November 14, 2012 10:52 PM (ptcFO)

314 Steven Spielberg = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:52 PM (DoZD+)

315
296
293

Well, shoot - I thought [ br ] (without the spaces) might give me a line

break - anyone have a clue how to add a line break in a response?




Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (JwW4z)


Put in at least 3 returns.


Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 10:49 PM (X6akg)


Trying that - I had been using two, guess that was one too few...

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:52 PM (JwW4z)

316 What's his name?


Posted by: Tami
---
Jonathan, nic Jack.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (JHCfF)

317 Yippee! (Doesn't take much...)

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (JwW4z)

318 Oh, and thank you, Tami!

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (JwW4z)

319 Well,
shoot
-
I
thought
[ br ]
(without
the
spaces)
might
give
me
a l
ine break - anyone have a clue how to add a line break in a response?

Posted by: fluffy, dick at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (O6q63)

320 306 KBDABear,

nah I think they've interacted with enough people to grasp something is different.

Like last time I just said "he ain;t no god"....

this time I'll swap recipes for HD ammo for my .38s pointedly.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (LRFds)

321 Scarlett Johansen (sp?) = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:54 PM (DoZD+)

322 Jonathan, nic Jack.


Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (JHCfF)


Nice.....congratulations!

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 10:54 PM (X6akg)

323 318
Oh, and thank you, Tami!


Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (JwW4z)

Youse welcome!

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 10:55 PM (X6akg)

324
sTevo
He's adorable, congratulations!

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 10:56 PM (pwTow)

325 313 Troyriser,

I'd far prefer a Delisle Carbine Class weapon for silent surgical procedures in customer service.

.45 ACP is already a subsonic round with a good wound profile

You can mount a decent optical solution on it

It is when silenced properly literally SILENT except the action.

When i volunteered at the APG ordnance museum I got to listen to one being "fired" snap your fingers quietly.

That's it.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 10:57 PM (LRFds)

326 Rachel Maddow = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:57 PM (DoZD+)

327 Nancy Pelosi = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:57 PM (DoZD+)

328 Annnnd.....a screeching halt to posts.


Night all.....

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 10:57 PM (X6akg)

329 peaches = white = going to watch tee vee

(apologies to katya!)

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 10:58 PM (kpCLl)

330 321 Scarlett Johansen (sp?) = white = going to Hell




You mentioned her....

http://tinyurl.com/bu8hdr3


Nsfw

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (GEICT)

331 Cher = white(ish) = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (DoZD+)

332

Xi Jinping has just been announced as Red China's new leader.

Bingo! Bingo! Housie housie!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (kdS6q)

333 I didn't have the pic last night for ace's whats good thread.

Thanks to all. Now, back to boobs, bullets beer.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (JHCfF)

334 260 eman,
Johnathan Archer....
Big Schnozz

and, ugh, peanut butter. chef too.

Posted by: porthos at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (nkiQM)

335 Chaz Bono = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (DoZD+)

336 .22LR, 500 yards, 18"x16" target, 2 hits out of 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuXjMXMGvrA

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (ccXZP)

337 ampersand thief.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 11:00 PM (JHCfF)

338 Senator Grand Wizard Robert "Sheets" Byrd, Democrat = white = in Hell

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 14, 2012 11:00 PM (IOSGZ)

339
I've dispatched a couple of "problem" feral cats in the neighborhood


ASSASSIN!
You will pay for your crimes.

Posted by: Feline Overlord Association at November 14, 2012 11:00 PM (MOWP1)

340 Even clone coons. I swear it had to be city folk that set up this spell check crap. Won't let a man write like he talks.
Would have driven good ol' Samuel Clemmens crazy.

Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 11:01 PM (d4o2E)

341 Fuck off, bitch.

Posted by: 'captain kirk' doing his nails at November 14, 2012 11:01 PM (nkiQM)

342 Al Gore = pasty white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:01 PM (DoZD+)

343 The idea has been floated this week that Petraeus could be charged for adultery or behavior “of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces.”

Don't expect honest testimony from him.

Posted by: TD at November 14, 2012 11:02 PM (qCz/+)

344 You mentioned her....

http://tinyurl.com/bu8hdr3
NsfwPosted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (GEICT)Damn, all these boobie pics, i'm starting to get used to them.. is that a good or bad sign....

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 11:02 PM (pwTow)

345 Well done (but more boobies please)*.

*True of every post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (GsoHv)


**********************

Evenin', all.

CBD, because I'm a giver. 2012 regional finals of the Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=253447

Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, at November 14, 2012 11:02 PM (eQnzo)

346 Damn, all these boobie pics, i'm starting to get used to them.. is that a good or bad sign....



From a Ron's perspective? Very, very good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:03 PM (GEICT)

347 One of my favorite Shatner moments was this appearance on Conan when the tables got turned on him ...

http://gocl.me/9FkuML

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 11:03 PM (wwsoB)

348 "177 137 Not the good lawyers, please. And yes, we do exist.
Posted by: NCKate "

Here's part of the problem. The lawyer ads on tv. I'm home all day with my 95 year old father. There are constant lawyer ads trying to get as many deadbeats as possible on disability. Then there are a ton of them for class action lawsuits over drugs and medical items.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:05 PM (XnNnd)

349 Lebanese twins seem quite the social climbers, isn't the Florida orange guy playing with the other team ?
Marionite Christians ? Yeah, right.

Anyone read any good spy novels lately ?

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 11:05 PM (77a0I)

350
"Well, isn't everyone a victim now? Except for rich white men. That's how this shit works, right?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (GEICT)
Teacher here. Title 1 schools.So everyone is 'pobre'. Well except for cell phones, X360's, tattoos, designer sneakers...but I digress...I 'push into' classes for special ed. It's what?... fucking November and they're STILL talking about slavery in Social Studies. And if I hear "brown people" for Hispanics in angry'def jam' video'sfor poetrylessons one more time; I'm going to stick chopsticks in my ears.

Posted by: Guido at November 14, 2012 11:06 PM (8EKcT)

351 OMG... Watching O'Reilly with excerpts from the Anointed One's grand press conference (which I managed to miss, thank God). Can we possibly survive FOUR MORE YEARS of this crap???

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 11:06 PM (JwW4z)

352 From a Ron's perspective? Very, very good. Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:03 PM (GEICTThank goodness, now I can look at them without feeling guilty

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 11:06 PM (pwTow)

353 Jerry Brown = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:06 PM (DoZD+)

354 307 >> I've got this Daisy pellet rifle that if I remember correctly the box said 8 or 9 hundred fps.

I've got a Crossman Phantom, it puts out a pellet at nearly 1200 fps -- faster than the speed of sound (~1125 fps), it makes a pretty loud crack as a result. It came with a scope too. I sighted it in for around 25 yards, perfect for little varmint hunting.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 11:07 PM (ccXZP)

355 Olympia Snowe = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:08 PM (DoZD+)

356 I'm going to nap more, and now I have a scientific basis with which to tell my family to fuck off when I do.

Posted by: Truman North at November 14, 2012 11:08 PM (I2LwF)

357 Sarah Silverman = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:09 PM (DoZD+)

358
Here's part of the problem. The lawyer ads on tv. I'm home all day with my 95 year old father. There are constant lawyer ads trying to get as many deadbeats as possible on disability. Then there are a ton of them for class action lawsuits over drugs and medical items.



I swear, I get so sick of having to go diving for the remote because a commercial comes on about transvaginal mesh while my kids are in the room.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:09 PM (GEICT)

359 With the secession talk, there has always been speculation that in the 21st century, the USA would not be able to function as we know it now, and it would split into two, three, or four different countries. This would happen either slowly and inevitably or through a black swan crisis event, such as financial collapse, war, or natural catastrophe

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 11:10 PM (wwsoB)

360 Ladies: I'll be invited to a black tie wedding in the spring. My grandfather used to wear a kilt at formal occasions, and I always thought he looked dashing with the traditional dinner jacket and the various accoutrements.

Am I insane?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 11:10 PM (HqXYa)

361 So according to the new supplemental poverty measure, California has the highest poverty rate in the nation, 23.5% around 9 million residence, followed by District of Columbia 23.2%, then Florida 19.5%. Under the old and still official SPM, California is still at 16.3%.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 11:11 PM (NzBQO)

362 Anyone else notice an abundance of CBSLocal links on Drudge? Their downloads really suck, by the way.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 11:12 PM (BVkEs)

363 I miss Girls Gone Wild commercials.

Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 11:12 PM (sRus3)

364 Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM


Have to second that nod to "The King of Kong". A must see, for sure.

Posted by: otho at November 14, 2012 11:12 PM (yBF/9)

365 And the CBS shit also has the auto page reloads too. Screw that.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 11:13 PM (nkiQM)

366 Ombud, clearly, not everyone can pull off a kilt. If you can, looks great, if not.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:13 PM (GEICT)

367 The Crossman Phantom .177 is about $100 at Walmart, or it was that price 3 years ago when I picked it up. Includes scope.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 11:14 PM (ccXZP)

368 Ombud, clearly, not everyone can pull off a kilt. If you can, looks great, if not.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:13 PM (GEICT)

But how do you know?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 11:15 PM (HqXYa)

369 Kevin Tibbles = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:16 PM (DoZD+)

370
But how do you know
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 11:15 PM (HqXYa)


Do you have nice knees

Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 11:16 PM (pwTow)

371 368
But how do you know?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 11:15 PM (HqXYa)



I've been around ppl in kilts, the naturals and the posers are obv.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:17 PM (GEICT)

372 Does Drudge have some big story up? The page isn't loading for me.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 11:17 PM (nkiQM)

373 I miss Girls Gone Wild commercials.





Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 11:12 PM (sRus3)

A few years back one of my buddies, as a joke, ordered a few of those for my friend. Bad thing is they keep sending you stuff, even after he had gotten married. My buddy had to explain to his fiance that it was done as a joke and he's sorry they keep getting ads with college coeds in their mail.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 11:18 PM (NzBQO)

374 The kilt is a vestige of pride. If ya have any balls, you'll
recognize why he wore it, and not worry about what people think.

Just don't wear any underwear, you'll be the talk of the black tie wedding. Try to find a Black Watch Tartan.

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 11:18 PM (77a0I)

375 Jack is real cutie,sTevo. Congrats!

Posted by: Infidel at November 14, 2012 11:20 PM (Vk6ZI)

376
A few years back one of my buddies, as a joke, ordered a few of those for my friend. Bad thing is they keep sending you stuff, even after he had gotten married. My buddy had to explain to his fiance that it was done as a joke and he's sorry they keep getting ads with college coeds in their mail.



Damn. What did you sign up for?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:21 PM (GEICT)

377 've been around ppl in kilts, the naturals and the posers are obv.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:17 PM (GEICT)
My grandfather was a tall gentleman with a regal bearing. I'm not Danny Divito, but I get a sense that a man has to have a certain presence. Cary Grant? Yes. Bruce Willis? No.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 11:21 PM (HqXYa)

378 12 I'd like to have some toilet paper printed that says, "We're fucked. Enjoy." And give rolls to the libtard in-laws.
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 09:55 PM (UOM4
----------------------------------------------------------------
This could be a great alternative

Obama Toilet Paper
http://tinyurl.com/b742eat

Posted by: Jimmy at November 14, 2012 11:21 PM (Gk5QE)

379
Chris Matthews = white = going to Hell


How come Matthew makes meangrier than the other lefties?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:23 PM (DoZD+)

380 This has not been addressed, as far as I know. The Sandals commercials on Fox. Do they not realize they are turning business away? Not that I would go to one of their lame resorts, anyway, but I dive for the remote when that "I, had, the time of my life" music starts playingas though Bam-Bam was issuing one of his "manly" proclamations about not "besmirching" Susan Rice. Or anything else coming out of his perty (gag) hole.

Posted by: kalneva at November 14, 2012 11:23 PM (cQmXn)

381 The idea has been floated this week that Petraeus could be charged for
adultery or behavior “of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed
forces.”



Don't expect honest testimony from him.
***
If you were to self publish an amateurish self-published book on Amazon about a tyrannical president slowly destroying the country, people would still expect more subtly then King Putt has managed.

I've seen on liberal boards that there is a lot of wonder why this is coming out now. Oh...Obama must feel he has a mandate to clean up corruption in the Military/Industrial Complex!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 11:24 PM (AUeaU)

382 The kilt is a vestige of pride. If ya have any balls, you'll

recognize why he wore it, and not worry about what people think.



Just don't wear any underwear, you'll be the talk of the black tie wedding. Try to find a Black Watch Tartan.

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 11:18 PM (77a0I)
There's wisdom there, seamrog. well said

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 11:24 PM (HqXYa)

383 353
Jerry Brown = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:06 PM (DoZD+)


I thought that said "James Brown" for a second there, and was going, "WTF?"

Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (kaalw)

384 359
With the secession talk, there has always been speculation that in the
21st century, the USA would not be able to function as we know it now,
and it would split into two, three, or four different countries. This
would happen either slowly and inevitably or through a black swan crisis
event, such as financial collapse, war, or natural catastrophe


Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 11:10 PM (wwsoB)

Some Russian fella predicted it about 1998, and that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of years off, but his reasons are dead on.
However, what he believes the states will do, he doesn't have a good game plan for.
http://tinyurl.com/lw9kzy

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (Ohhk6)

385 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ctuvtgq


Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 11:27 PM (MOWP1)

386 Obama=half white=going to pergatory

Posted by: harleycowb at November 14, 2012 11:27 PM (wSTfB)

387 So I'm amazed there hasn't been a AoS poll - Paula Broadwell or Jill Kelley - or as Petraeus would vote, angry cat fight in jello.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 11:28 PM (AUeaU)

388
Some Russian fella predicted it about 1998, and
that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of
years off, but his reasons are dead on.
However, what he believes the states will do, he doesn't have a good game plan for.
http://tinyurl.com/lw9kzy

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (Ohhk6)

I'm guessing he doesn't know much about regional politics in the U.S. because that map, although geographically fits, makes no sense what so ever.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 11:29 PM (NzBQO)

389
I thought that said "James Brown" for a second there, and was going, "WTF?"





I'm trying to make doubly sure I have my lefties straight with this exercise. Such as the other day I mentioned Janet Napolitano but Napolitano sounds hispanic or something and I'm not sure where latinos fall in the white/black, good/evil scale.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:29 PM (DoZD+)

390
Obama=half white=going to pergatory



He's Voldemort. It doesn't count.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:30 PM (DoZD+)

391 It would be better if DC seceded from our Union.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 11:31 PM (BVkEs)

392
So I'm amazed there hasn't been a AoS poll - Paula Broadwell or Jill Kelley - or as Petraeus would vote, angry cat fight in jello.

Wouldn't be much of a fight: one's built for comfort, the other one's built for speed.

And since the Cabbage Patch Bar is a scant 45 minutes away from Casa Backwardio, I vote for coleslaw.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 11:31 PM (lOmbq)

393 Paula Broadwell or Jill Kelley - or as Petraeus would vote, angry cat fight in jello.


Posted by: 18-1
---
My money is on the military gal. Not the socialite.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 11:31 PM (JHCfF)

394 Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (wwsoB)

kbdabear, I straight up stole your comment...now residing as my FB status. Shit on the Internet is free, right?

Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 11:31 PM (PTS+l)

395 "http://preview.tinyurl.com/ctuvtgq

Posted by: DaveA"

omgz!!!!!!

iono if most of us texans are down with secession, but that's a brilliant picture @.@

Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 11:31 PM (79EF9)

396 My money is on the military gal. Not the socialite.


Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 11:31 PM (JHCfF)

I dunno....socialites are mean ass bitches with strong self preservation skills.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 14, 2012 11:32 PM (Yq+6W)

397 Diane Sawyer = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:32 PM (DoZD+)

398 @336 Why it took 5 shots, maybe... (nice shootin', tho'): point of information, the shooter's rest was set on a springy foam pad on top of a sprung automobile. Stuff was movin', and altho' he may not have seen it in his scope, it doesn't take much to move the round off target at that range.
Note that the technology exists (and may have been installed in the Fascist Blue Cities already) to locate defined acoustic events (like a rifle discharge of a supersonic projectile). And don't boast about it on social media.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 14, 2012 11:32 PM (1V6Pv)

399 387
So I'm amazed there hasn't been a AoS poll - Paula Broadwell or Jill
Kelley - or as Petraeus would vote, angry cat fight in jello.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 11:28 PM (AUeaU)

----
Is this a Ginger or Mary Ann question?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 11:33 PM (BVkEs)

400 Matt Lauer = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:33 PM (DoZD+)

401 A collection of states, led by Texas, is going to go to Mexico? Um, whatever.

Posted by: Methos at November 14, 2012 11:34 PM (hO9ad)

402 397
Diane Sawyer = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:32 PM (DoZD+)

----
Why do you hate those who drink on the job?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 11:34 PM (BVkEs)

403 Katie Couric = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:34 PM (DoZD+)

404 Savannah Guthrie = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:35 PM (DoZD+)

405 He lost me with the map too so I didn't bother reading the rest. I mean it's obvious Canada would take it all over and put everyone to work in our above-ground maple sugar mines!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 11:35 PM (nkiQM)

406 >>Jack is real cutie,sTevo. Congrats!

Posted by: Infidel
---
Thanks Infidel.

I just remembered that I have a 1952 bottle of Crown Royal in the cabinet to toast these sort of occasions.

Gonna have to bust it open again on Thanks-for-giving.

Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 11:35 PM (JHCfF)

407 It hurts me to say this but:

Jon Hamm = white = going to Hell

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:35 PM (XnNnd)

408 Jimmy Carter = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:36 PM (DoZD+)

409 Who's Jon Hamm?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:37 PM (DoZD+)

410 389 Katya

I believe Napolitano is Italiono for some one from Naples, Italy.

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 11:37 PM (77a0I)

411 Also, Jon Hamm,
You just couldn't shut the hell up with your idiot liberal drivel, could you?

There are limits to how much stupidity we're willing to tolerate from even the prettiest people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:37 PM (XnNnd)

412 "Some Russian fella predicted it about 1998, and
that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of
years off, but his reasons are dead on."

...alaska to russia?

...hawaii to...china!?

TEXAS TO MEXICO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

it mite happen, but it ain't gonna happen like that! @.@

Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 11:37 PM (79EF9)

413
I'm guessing he doesn't know much about regional
politics in the U.S. because that map, although geographically fits,
makes no sense what so ever.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 11:29 PM (NzBQO)

Yeah, I don't really see Arizona, Utah, and Idaho going with California, and I seriously doubt WV, KY, TN, and SC will go with the New England states. I think Virginia wouldn't go if we could just donate 3 or 4 counties in NoVA to DC or Maryland.
While his geography and regional politics are lacking, his reasoning is what seems to be happening, and he made his prediction 14 years ago.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:38 PM (Ohhk6)

414 Santa = white = going to Hell

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 11:38 PM (BVkEs)

415
Meredith Viera = white = going to Hell




And I like Meredith. Even if she is a lefty. But she's white and that is the final word on everything.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:38 PM (DoZD+)

416 So question of the day. If a state has a plebiscite for independence, how does the federal government react?

Yes, there is a historical precedent for how Washington treats breakaway states, but we have spent the last 100 years arguing for self determination...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 11:39 PM (AUeaU)

417 More Boobehs. It's a pay site, but you can just admire the freebies here.

100 topless, NSFW girls. Link in nic

Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, "Let. It. Burn. The. Fuck. Down!" at November 14, 2012 11:39 PM (eQnzo)

418 Also to Jon Hamm,

We don't watch Mad Men because you're a great actor. We watch for the sex scenes, dumbass.
Not take your clothes off and get in bed with some actress.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:39 PM (XnNnd)

419 Ok then. Janet Napolitano = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:39 PM (DoZD+)

420 Easter Bunny = white = going down the hole

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 11:39 PM (lOmbq)

421 Ignore it.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 11:40 PM (nkiQM)

422 I've been in a mean mood ever since election night.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (XnNnd)

423
Easter Bunny = white = going down the hole
___
Wow, I've never heard it referred to quite that way before...but that's hot.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (AUeaU)

424 Vladimir Putin = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (DoZD+)

425 And I'm sure "fake fantasy" isn't a Helen Thomas site. No. It couldn't be.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (nkiQM)

426 It's getting harder and harder, but I can still find guys who are older and less funny than I am.

Posted by: David Letterman at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (jeAQW)

427 I've been in a mean mood ever since election night.
****
Don't worry. Things are only going to get worse.

Boehner will double cross us.

The economy will continue to be in a depression.

And the Democrats will do well against a still hapless Republican congressional leadership in 2014. Which might well be the last election we have.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 11:42 PM (AUeaU)

428 fat ass, drunken, Mary Jo killing Ted Kennedy = white= in Hell

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:43 PM (XnNnd)

429 Joe Biden = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:43 PM (DoZD+)

430 David Letterman = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:44 PM (DoZD+)

431 Boehner might just have been trying to sound (too) conciliatory. we shall see

Posted by: JDP at November 14, 2012 11:44 PM (8HhF2)

432 Gee, for some reason, you don't see too many Colts on the street anymore.

Wonder why? /s

Posted by: AshKente at November 14, 2012 11:44 PM (SP4jC)

433 What's all this "white equals going to hell" bullshit?

Posted by: Rev. Billy Graham at November 14, 2012 11:45 PM (jeAQW)

434
...alaska to russia?



...hawaii to...china!?



TEXAS TO MEXICO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



it mite happen, but it ain't gonna happen like that! @.@

Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 11:37 PM (79EF9)

Well you do actually have to read the story, not look at the pretty pictures.

You really need to take a class on reading comprehension as the pretty picture also says "under Mexican influence". Have you been to any of these states in the past few years? Have you seen how many Mexicans now live in those states? That is what "under Mexican influence" probably means.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:45 PM (Ohhk6)

435 Please, ignore it.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 11:46 PM (nkiQM)

436 Fail-safe sniper tool?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/axn7vlh
Locate the enemy.
Close with the enemy.
Destroy the enemy.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 14, 2012 11:46 PM (1V6Pv)

437 I got a book fresh out on Amazon today. Kindle version and Paperback. Used Amazon's CreateSpace instead of Lulu.

Typing into the Void:
https://www.createspace.com/3822860

Posted by: That'sRACIST! at November 14, 2012 11:47 PM (PVXrr)

438 Is Mexico really going to exist as is if the US and Europe implode?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 11:47 PM (AUeaU)

439 422
I've been in a mean mood ever since election night.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (XnNnd)

----
Don't worry, be happy. Or be a happy meanie. But don't worry. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay....

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 11:47 PM (BVkEs)

440
What's all this "white equals going to hell" bullshit?



Obama's preacher (not Jeremiah Wright) said all white people are going to Hell. I have to assume he means ALL white people, not excluding the ones who are completely in the tank for Obama. I'm simply pointing out the idiots who support a man who is advised by a man who thinks people are going to Hell, simply because of the color of their skin.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:49 PM (DoZD+)

441
OK, 'rons 'n 'ettes, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 11:50 PM (lOmbq)

442 What's all this "white equals going to hell" bullshit?

---

You haven't heard?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 11:50 PM (BVkEs)

443 These fuckers just don't get it (enjoy the smugness):
http://tinyurl.com/ac4jq6x

Posted by: kalneva at November 14, 2012 11:51 PM (cQmXn)

444 Hell is getting pretty full....

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 11:51 PM (JwW4z)

445
Abraham Lincoln = white = going to Hell




Now, I know Abe didn'tsupport Obama, but the lefties all adore Abe because they have chosen to ignore the fact that Abe was A REPUBLICAN!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:52 PM (DoZD+)

446 "Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay...."

...and the daily, "Oldest Reference Used in a Comment" award goes to...

Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 11:52 PM (PTS+l)

447 Missing from the Ten Documentaries list: http://preview.tinyurl.com/cdx3k5
If you're a white male, this is as important for you to see as it is to read "A Descent into the Maelström" by E.A. Poe.
You can stave of destruction by understanding the problem and taking action. Or, OODA.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 14, 2012 11:52 PM (1V6Pv)

448 It was the reverend who gave the blessing at Obama's coronation inauguration. (See the sock.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 11:52 PM (nkiQM)

449 Some Russian fella predicted it about 1998, and

that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of

years off, but his reasons are dead on.
However, what he believes the states will do, he doesn't have a good game plan for.
http://tinyurl.com/lw9kzy



Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (Ohhk6)

I'm
guessing he doesn't know much about regional politics in the U.S.
because that map, although geographically fits, makes no sense what so
ever.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 11:29 PM

TN, NC, SC would definitely join the southern states on that map. WV and KY would probably join the Upper Midwest grouping

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 11:52 PM (wwsoB)

450 Woodrow Wilson = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:53 PM (DoZD+)

451 FDR = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:53 PM (DoZD+)

452 I used to bullseye tree-rats wth my Remington .22 back home, they cant be much bigger than .2 meters.

Posted by: General John Stark at November 14, 2012 11:54 PM (PALjS)

453 If yer havin' trouble getting into the Christmas spirit, this vid may help jumpstart some warm feelings towards your fellow (wo)man:

http://youtu.be/GwsfAwMDzhg



I give you: The Cup Size Choir

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2012 11:54 PM (BAS5M)

454 382 Ombudsman,
Never had the opportunity to blind the wedding party withmy lack of melanin.
Best of Luck, whichever way you decide, but keep the Celt in ya.

Think we'll be needin' it soon. Blue paint optional.

Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 11:54 PM (77a0I)

455 Haven't your heard, katya? All the racist Democrats switched to the Republicans in the '60s and all the "good" Republicans switched to the Dems in the '60s so the racist once-Dems are all Republicans now. It was in all the papers--I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 11:55 PM (nkiQM)

456 FDR and Woodrow Wilson are alive?? Must be on a Greek diet.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 14, 2012 11:55 PM (Re9Sr)

457 Hi kiddies!!
Hmmmm, too late for the .22 article, the beast has one for plinking

Tranny question: (not that kind you wierdos)
My tranny cooling appears to not be working, think a full flush will fix it?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 14, 2012 11:55 PM (ieZ+e)

458 Re: teh internets... what Dr. Paul said. "You can take this web content from my cold dead fingers, bitch."

Posted by: Thorvald at November 14, 2012 11:55 PM (1V6Pv)

459 385 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ctuvtgq


Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 11:27 PM (MOWP1)


***************

Nice. I loled at that one

Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, at November 14, 2012 11:55 PM (eQnzo)

460 katya, is Janeane Garofaffalllloo going to hell? Please say Yes!

Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 11:56 PM (PTS+l)

461 "426 It's getting harder and harder, but I can still find guys who are older and less funny than I am.
Posted by: David Letterman"

Yeah, that dumb guy voice you do wasn't funny 20 years ago, now it's just pathetic. And since they told you to stop f**king your staff there really isn't any reason for you to keep working anyway, is there?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:58 PM (XnNnd)

462 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_4Nl_qFF8o

Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 11:58 PM (kaalw)

463 Uh-oh. Mrs. Chronda has discovered dubstep.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 14, 2012 11:58 PM (61/Y4)

464 katya, is Janeane Garofaffalllloo going to hell? Please say Yes!

That would be my punishment. I would never hear the end of straight up racism down here.

Posted by: Lucifer at November 14, 2012 11:59 PM (hO9ad)

465 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2012 11:59 PM (JMmQ9)

466 My tranny cooling appears to not be working, think a full flush will fix it?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 14, 2012 11:55 PM (ieZ+e)


Thai or Brazilian?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 11:59 PM (bxiXv)

467
Jon Bon Jovi = white = going to Hell



Dude is still hot

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:59 PM (DoZD+)

468 Using a 4 nation splitup, you'd have

The Northeast - run by elitists, run in a similar fashion to the present EU model. The EU would no longer exist, but the elitists would say "they didn't have the right people in charge"

Southern Tier - Run on the Texas model of free enterprise. Denigrated by others for lack of services for the poor, who migrate into the Western or Northeast for welfare services

Northern Tier - Run on the old American style of the 30's to 70's. Heavily unionized and industrialized, but run more by Chicago type political machines than Northeastern type elitists

Western Tier - Basically a northern extension of Latin America. California as it exists now with very rich enclaves surrounded by highly impoverished people who with few marketable skills, dependent on government. What passes for their middle class is a large government workforce

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 12:01 AM (wwsoB)

469
TN, NC, SC would definitely join the southern states on that map. WV and KY would probably join the Upper Midwest grouping



Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 11:52 PM (wwsoB)

WV will go whatever way Virginia goes. If Virginia goes with the southern states, WV will go along. All of the coal from WV goes through Virginia to Hampton Roads. The two are joined at the hip.
I do believe Virginia would probably split in two with the Northern Virginia going with DC and Maryland, and all the rest going with the Southern states.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 12:01 AM (Ohhk6)

470 Adam Lambert = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:01 AM (DoZD+)

471 "Obama's preacher (not Jeremiah Wright) said all white people are going to Hell. I have to assume he means ALL white people, not excluding the ones who are completely in the tank for Obama."

But, aside from that, Ted Kennedy went to hell anyway for killing that girl and never taking responsibility. Had nothing to do with his being white. Had to do with his being an unrepentant pig.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2012 12:01 AM (XnNnd)

472 Icedog. I believe she covered Janeane Garafolo last night.....discussion thhen lead t o. Her. Exact ethnicity.

Posted by: General John Stark at November 15, 2012 12:02 AM (PALjS)

473 466. I'm in Hawaii so I guess Thai

Heh, I have a friend who wants me to go to Thailand for two weeks with him
I told him to ask my wife, his response 'fuck no, she's nuts'
The guy is a retired seal

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 15, 2012 12:03 AM (ieZ+e)

474 20 Time for more lens flares and Gay Spock....

--------

Are you trying to say new Uhuru is a Thai tranny hooker?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 15, 2012 12:03 AM (HcEdR)

475 As bad as things are, at least I'm no longer in California where the boning goes from the top of government down to the city council level

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 12:04 AM (wwsoB)

476
katya, is Janeane Garofaffalllloo going to hell? Please say Yes!



Oh yeah. I mentioned her last night. But it bears repeating.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:04 AM (DoZD+)

477 Lucifer loves all races. He's quite a guy.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 15, 2012 12:04 AM (BVkEs)

478 My tranny cooling appears to not be working, think a full flush will fix it?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 14, 2012 11:55 PM (ieZ+e)


But seriously, do you know where the problem is? I can only say "maybe."

Depends on if it's corroded inner surfaces, a blockage, or what. It could even just be something wrong in the transmission outrunning the cooling system.

Or it could just be old/bad fluid. In that case, there you go.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 15, 2012 12:06 AM (bxiXv)

479 The flag thing was from Memebase. I dunno if it was meant to be ironic, smart ass or just true.

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2012 12:07 AM (MOWP1)

480 473
466. I'm in Hawaii so I guess Thai



Heh, I have a friend who wants me to go to Thailand for two weeks with him

I told him to ask my wife, his response 'fuck no, she's nuts'

The guy is a retired seal

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 15, 2012 12:03 AM (ieZ+e)

NCJ likes the ladyboys?
Kinky.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 12:08 AM (Ohhk6)

481 "Just don't wear any underwear, you'll be the talk of the black tie wedding. Try to find a Black Watch Tartan."

@.@

this...sorta?...fits...well, it involves underwear and the black watch tartan!

i have a pair of super duper cute briefs patterned with the black watch tartan. got them, in all places, in paris x.X

but i always make the joke that they'd go well with a kilt xP

"Have you been to any of these states in the past few years? Have you seen how many Mexicans now live in those states? That is what "under Mexican influence" probably means."

uhm, wanna try again? it clearly says "be a part of mexico" before the implicitly inferior alternative "or under mexican influence".

there is no chance whatsoever that the kgb nutjob "probably means" to riff on immigration by claiming that the texas section of the US will subsumed by its closest geographical neighbour...just like every other section of the us xP

guess that awesome reading comprehension of yours must have picked up the subtext about all those damn immigrants from canada stealing good old midwestern jobs xD

Posted by: jimi ray at November 15, 2012 12:08 AM (79EF9)

482
Hell is getting pretty full....

Don't worry I'll make room.

Posted by: satan at November 15, 2012 12:09 AM (+9AX9)

483 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I8gd8rlpGw

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2012 12:09 AM (kaalw)

484 I lol'd

http://tinyurl.com/azm4uaf

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2012 12:10 AM (AUeaU)

485 Hell is getting pretty full....


No problem. I'm just about to close a 1,000,000 year lease on Detroit so we're looking at a major expansion.

Posted by: Beelzebub at November 15, 2012 12:12 AM (pwyhn)

486 George Clooney = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:12 AM (DoZD+)

487 Neil Patrick Harris = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:13 AM (DoZD+)

488 Perez Hilton = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:13 AM (DoZD+)

489
Ellen DeGeneres = white = going to Hell



Sorry, Ellen

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:14 AM (DoZD+)

490 478. Not sure if its blockage or one of the connectors in the harness is bad
It runs perfect if the car is cold but after a few miles It does the max pressure bump between first and second and i get a check tranny light and the error code says its electrical
The cheapest fix first is a full flush at $189, then it gets ugly

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 15, 2012 12:15 AM (A8dkc)

491 Hell was prepared for the devil and his angels. I think the only humans in hell are those whose chose to go there.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 15, 2012 12:15 AM (BVkEs)

492 480. A few months ago I had ms tranny Cuba in the car
Smoking Hawt for a dude!
Scary

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 15, 2012 12:16 AM (A8dkc)

493 Aw hell, those WHO chose to go there. Gah.....

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 15, 2012 12:18 AM (BVkEs)

494 Can't remember - did you send Bill Clinton to Hell? Don't forget he was our first black president...

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 15, 2012 12:18 AM (JwW4z)

495 443
These fuckers just don't get it (enjoy the smugness):

http://tinyurl.com/ac4jq6x

Posted by: kalneva at November 14, 2012 11:51 PM (cQmXn)

Delightful. Gimme people. Gimmee gimmee but it'd better be up to my standards or else. sheesh.

Posted by: Derak at November 15, 2012 12:19 AM (lkjWK)

496 Cleopatra...hell or no?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2012 12:19 AM (AUeaU)

497 President Obama has signed a secret directive that effectively enables the military to act more aggressively to thwart cyber­attacks on the nation’s web of government and private computer networks.

Presidential Policy Directive 20 establishes a broad and strict set of standards to guide the operations of federal agencies in confronting threats in cyberspace, according to several U.S. officials who have seen the classified document and are not authorized to speak on the record. The president signed it in mid-October.

The new directive is the most extensive White House effort to date to wrestle with what constitutes an “offensive” and a “defensive” action in the rapidly evolving world of cyberwar and cyberterrorism, where an attack can be launched in milliseconds by unknown assailants utilizing a circuitous route. For the first time, the directive explicitly makes a distinction between network defense and cyber-operations to guide officials charged with making often-rapid decisions when confronted with threats.

The policy also lays out a process to vet any operations outside government and defense networks and ensure that U.S. citizens’ and foreign allies’ data and privacy are protected and international laws of war are followed.

Posted by: Francis Gary Powers at November 15, 2012 12:20 AM (e8kgV)

498 sniff sniff ... did someone come in and take a big dump on the ONT?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 12:26 AM (wwsoB)

499 The nuke map site.
http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
via Kate at Small Dead Animals

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 12:26 AM (nkiQM)

500 I just remembered that I have a 1952 bottle of Crown Royal in the cabinet to toast these sort of occasions.

Just in case you don't know.....liquor does not age in the bottle.

Posted by: BignJames at November 15, 2012 12:28 AM (j7iSn)

501 It does the max pressure bump between first and second and i get a check tranny light and the error code says its electrical
The cheapest fix first is a full flush at $189, then it gets ugly

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 15, 2012 12:15 AM (A8dkc)


I can only wish you the best of luck. You should look up common problems for that specific model online and see if the description matches before you waste $200 on something that might have nothing to do with the probl;em.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 15, 2012 12:28 AM (bxiXv)

502
Bill Clinton = no Hell because someone designated him the first black president.


Cleopatra = yes. She was Greek; right? So, that's white.


I dunno, this race stereotyping stuff is hard.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:29 AM (DoZD+)

503 "Delightful. Gimme people. Gimmee gimmee but it'd better be up to my standards or else. sheesh."

well, many of us are still licking out wounds from obama's victory. but it makes us all look bad when someone takes out their political frustrations on a boy scout food drive, of all things!

i actually have a hard time believing that the note isn't from some "sock puppet" liberal trying to make conservatives look bad...if it's real, tho, well, there;s a place to whine about politics, and the boy scout food drive ain't it o.o

Posted by: jimi ray at November 15, 2012 12:31 AM (79EF9)

504 Madonna = white = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:31 AM (DoZD+)

505
502

Bill Clinton = no Hell because someone designated him the first black president.


Cleopatra = yes. She was Greek; right? So, that's white.


I dunno, this race stereotyping stuff is hard.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:29 AM (DoZD+)


But somebody has to do it...

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 15, 2012 12:31 AM (JwW4z)

506 Ugly is getting an error code on a Firebird's automatic transmission. Dealership says it will cost $3000 to fix and I only paid $2000 for it at auction. Used the car as part of trade in for Mustang without fixing problem. Sometimes just got to cut the loses.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 15, 2012 12:32 AM (nByYy)

507 "Bill Whittle: Where we go from here"- http://bit.ly/W8aRYG

Posted by: 80sBaby at November 15, 2012 12:33 AM (YjDyJ)

508 Delightful. Gimme people. Gimmee gimmee but it'd better be up to my standards or else. sheesh.
Posted by: Derak at November 15, 2012 12:19 AM (lkjWK)


Probably a fake (Boy Scouts are a *favorite* target of the left), like the comments about conservatives threatening to run off to France to avoid socialism. That's what we call a "hard fake," something so obviously stupid that it was obviously created solely for the purpose of making someone look stupid.

But there are real people threatening to cut off charity, because the government just takes Too Damned Much. Very real, very reasonable, and very much a consequence of lefty policies, which they will never voluntarily "own."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 15, 2012 12:34 AM (bxiXv)

509 Anybody here see Argo?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:35 AM (DoZD+)

510 506
Ugly is getting an error code on a Firebird's automatic transmission.
Dealership says it will cost $3000 to fix and I only paid $2000 for it
at auction. Used the car as part of trade in for Mustang without fixing
problem. Sometimes just got to cut the loses.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 15, 2012 12:32 AM

At that point, it's better just to find a transmission from a junkyard.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 12:36 AM (wwsoB)

511 509
Anybody here see Argo?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:35 AM

No, but if he comes around I'll tell him you were looking for him

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 12:36 AM (wwsoB)

512 My conservative brother saw it, katya, and enjoyed it.

Did Ace self-publish post a review about it? I can't recall.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 12:37 AM (nkiQM)

513 kbdabear, perhaps. But I traded in that 6-cyl Firebird for an 8-cyl Mustang with a manual transmission.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 15, 2012 12:38 AM (nByYy)

514 Hubby and I saw it last night. I hadn't heard anything about it beforehand. We both thought it was very good. Gripping and well-acted. I didn't find anything offensive about it.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:40 AM (DoZD+)

515
guess that awesome reading comprehension of
yours must have picked up the subtext about all those damn immigrants
from canada stealing good old midwestern jobs xD

Posted by: jimi ray at November 15, 2012 12:08 AM (79EF9)

Yes, you are 1000% right, as you usually are. This is what I posted:

"Some Russian fella predicted it about 1998, and
that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of
years off, but his reasons are dead on.
However, what he believes the states will do, he doesn't have a good game plan for.
http://tinyurl.com/lw9kzy

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (Ohhk6)"
I stated that he doesn't have any idea as to what the states would actually do, and how the states view themselves regionally.
In another post I did say that those southern states would be under Mexican influence? Anywhere you go in the South these days, you are more likely to have to speak Spanish to just order a fucking hamburger at Wendy's. That is what I mean by Mexican influence, not that the Mexican government would have any influence, but you took it to also mean that the midwestern states wouldn't be under Canadian influence. Really? If you notice, those states are lacking one critical need for international trade, deepwater ports. Canada has deepwater ports in both the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. Canada is also building a pipeline from central Canada to western Canada. To get that oil from the plains states to China and other markets, they need that pipeline, thus, Canada will have lots of influence over those states.
Now please, go back to one of your Eurocentric sites that you seem to enjoy.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 12:42 AM (Ohhk6)

516 I have no idea how this happened, but Andy Dalton was on the waiver wire in my fantasy foobmawl league tonight. He's mine now. Ginger power!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 12:42 AM (RLZvP)

517 Ignore it, please.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 12:43 AM (nkiQM)

518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdsY7Xh3VIQ

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2012 12:44 AM (kaalw)

519 Argo is pretty good - but the history of the Shah is rather biased to put it mildly.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2012 12:44 AM (AUeaU)

520 488
Perez Hilton = going to Hell

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:13 AM (DoZD+)

Isn't he actually "brown", but with white splotches over his face?

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 12:45 AM (Ohhk6)

521 LMAO over at Twitter. Go check out the #HamasBumperStickers

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 12:45 AM (piMMO)

522 I barely remember the events of the hostage crisis. I was a junior in HS at the time and hadn't yet begun to learn or care about politics.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:46 AM (DoZD+)

523 If you've been doing the youtube links, you may have picked up on a general feeling of paranoia. Yup.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2012 12:47 AM (kaalw)

524 517
Ignore it, please.


Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 12:43 AM (nkiQM)

Sorry, will do. Like Ric Flair in a hot tub, I'm getting in the barrel.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 12:47 AM (Ohhk6)

525 #521: I just added, "My other car is a twisted, burning wreck."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 12:48 AM (RLZvP)

526 #524: Whoo!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 12:48 AM (RLZvP)

527 Those midwestern states would have access to ports. While those 4 "countries" would be sovereign, they wouldn't likely be hostile. They would all need to engage in trade with each other.

The midwest would have access to European ports via the Great Lakes and St Lawrence Seaway, and by 2014 the Panama Canal will be widened to allow passage of Asian cargo ships. They would have access through agreements at Gulf Coast ports where the Mississippi drains out

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 12:48 AM (wwsoB)

528 522
I barely remember the events of the hostage crisis. I was a junior in HS
at the time and hadn't yet begun to learn or care about politics.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:46 AM (DoZD+)

We got to know the details real well at our high school. One of the soldiers killed in the rescue attempt was from our high school, and his wife's brother was still in high school with us.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 12:50 AM (Ohhk6)

529 Sleep aid kicking in. Off to bed for tomorrow I must return to work so some lazy bum on disability can put gas in his Harley. 'Night y'all.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:50 AM (DoZD+)

530 TheOneRing.net: "Listen to the full Hobbit soundtrack on Empire!"- bit.ly/TFogTw

Posted by: 80sBaby at November 15, 2012 12:51 AM (YjDyJ)

531 As long is it's not like Randy and Gerald in the South Park hot tub episode, MrC!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 12:51 AM (nkiQM)

532 508
Delightful. Gimme people. Gimmee gimmee but it'd better be up to my standards or else. sheesh.

Posted by: Derak at November 15, 2012 12:19 AM (lkjWK)

I wrote this in reference to the commenters on the article referenced.
*ahem* let me be clear *ahem*

Posted by: Derak at November 15, 2012 12:54 AM (lkjWK)

533 I just added, "My other car is a twisted, burning wreck."

****

Ha! I think I just RT it. Did you see Allah Kitty?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 12:54 AM (piMMO)

534 426 --- " It's getting harder and harder, but I can still find guys who are older and less funny than I am."
Posted by: David Letterman at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (jeAQW)

Meh. Easy-peasy.
LOTSA guys older and less funny than you.
Harry Reid. Chris Matthews. Jesse Jackson. John Kerry. Fidel Castro. George Soros. The Quaker Oats Man. Barbara Mikulski. And on, and on, and on.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2012 12:55 AM (C8mVl)

535 Obama you bastard! You killed Kenny!

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 15, 2012 12:55 AM (+9AX9)

536
The first step of the secession is to announce a plan to kill all the lawyers. That should solve about 99% of the problems right there. They will all head for the libtard states, where they will accelerate the ultimate demise of the blue model.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (ccXZP) Don't forget to kill anyone who *suggests* we need lawyers.Also, the new constitution needs to have a clause that anyone that suggests something that is not on the list of 'shit of the only things the government is allowed to do' is immediately put to death. And, if the debt ever exceeds 10% of GDP, all politicians shall be thrown out of office and killed. Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: blindside at November 15, 2012 12:55 AM (2rf52)

537 #533: I saw Fluffy. Following now!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 12:57 AM (RLZvP)

538 Too funny!

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2012 12:58 AM (KVrHS)

539 527
Those midwestern states would have access to ports. While those 4
"countries" would be sovereign, they wouldn't likely be hostile. They
would all need to engage in trade with each other.

The midwest
would have access to European ports via the Great Lakes and St Lawrence
Seaway, and by 2014 the Panama Canal will be widened to allow passage of
Asian cargo ships. They would have access through agreements at Gulf
Coast ports where the Mississippi drains out



Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 12:48 AM (wwsoB)

Yep. But disagreements do happen, and I really don't see the country breaking into 4 parts, 3 parts would be more like it. The southern/plains to Canada, the New England/Mid Atlantic, and the West coast states. As a matter of fact, I could see British Columbia joining the West coast states, Ontario east joining the New England states, Quebec fucking off, and the plains of Canada joining the Southern/Plains states of the US.

Basically the energy and agriculture economies joining together.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 12:58 AM (Ohhk6)

540 >>#HamasBumperStickers

Gas, Grass or Goat Ass...Nobody Rides for Free

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2012 12:58 AM (vZQZV)

541 I saw Fluffy. Following now!

***

Soopermexican is going to have to watch his back now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 12:59 AM (piMMO)

542 We watched Jiro Dreams of Sushi just this past weekend (after having had it onour list since early summer). Free on Amazon Prime. Good. (My wife liked it too. We're foodies, and we find this kind of film to be quite our cuppa joe.) Recommend.

Posted by: davisbr at November 15, 2012 12:59 AM (EuWFS)

543 #HamasBumperStickers

Oh, man, these are hilarious!

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2012 12:59 AM (FcR7P)

544 540 >>#HamasBumperStickers

Gas, Grass or Goat Ass...Nobody Rides for Free


****

LMAO!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 12:59 AM (piMMO)

545 531
As long is it's not like Randy and Gerald in the South Park hot tub episode, MrC!


Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 12:51 AM (nkiQM)

He is rumored to get into hot tubs and let his junk kinda float on the surface.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 01:00 AM (Ohhk6)

546 1/2 MOA out of a .22LR @ 100 yards? Don think so Papi...

Posted by: DAve at November 15, 2012 01:00 AM (XDC0v)

547 "That is what I mean by Mexican influence, not that the Mexican government would have any influence, but you took it to also mean that the midwestern states wouldn't be under Canadian influence."

lol, since your reading comprehension must just be in too much of an OVERDRIVE tonite to catch what i meant, let me point out that the EXACT SAME LANGUAGE used for the midwest being under canadian control doesn't do much for your hopeless ethnocentric appeal to all them gawrshdurn messkins in texas being what the russian author "probably means" by texas being under mexican control.

well, so much for reading comprehension

further: do you even live in the south? i bet you don't. i've never had to "speak spanish to order a hamburger" in my entire life. i'm pretty sure you're just a little-man racist chump who can't stand hearing an accent from People Who Don't Sound Exactly Like Me.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 15, 2012 01:01 AM (79EF9)

548 That is one seriously fugly car!

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 15, 2012 01:02 AM (SAjQl)

549 He is rumored to get into hot tubs and let his junk kinda float on the surface.
Thus the "Wooo!", I guess. (And thank you, Google.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 01:03 AM (nkiQM)

550 jimi

You don't like us, we get it

Isn't there some other blog you can pontificate on somewhere, or did you wear out your welcome there too

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 01:04 AM (wwsoB)

551 I just added, "My other car is a twisted, burning wreck."


I saw that!

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2012 01:05 AM (z9HTb)

552
516
I have no idea how this happened, but Andy Dalton was on the waiver wire
in my fantasy foobmawl league tonight. He's mine now. Ginger power!


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 12:42 AM (RLZvP)


Good deal! I'm proud to be a fellow TCU alum - we could use Andy right about now...


Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 15, 2012 01:05 AM (JwW4z)

553 Jeez jimi seem like you're all worked up.

Posted by: DAve at November 15, 2012 01:06 AM (XDC0v)

554
5461/2 MOA out of a .22LR @ 100 yards? Don think so Papi...
Small asprin bottle cap at 75yrds is possible.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 15, 2012 01:07 AM (+9AX9)

555 Sure harley but how would 22lr be more accurate than .223???

Posted by: DAve at November 15, 2012 01:08 AM (XDC0v)

556 >>>1/2 MOA out of a .22LR @ 100 yards? Don think so Papi...

Custom ammo and a properly built gun will / can achieve that.
Good luck if there's even the hint of a breeze, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2012 01:08 AM (vZQZV)

557 Don't forget to kill anyone who *suggests* we need
lawyers.Also, the new constitution needs to have a clause that anyone
that suggests something that is not on the list of 'shit of the only
things the government is allowed to do' is immediately put to death.
And, if the debt ever exceeds 10% of GDP, all politicians shall be
thrown out of office and killed. Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: blindside at November 15, 2012 12:55 AM (2rf52)

We already have a constitution that worked very well for a long time. We just need to add one amendment, all precedents from cases prior to the new government are null and void. I.E., Marbury v Madison is DEAD DEAD DEAD.
12 years in Senate, 12 in House. Judges get 12 years, then they go back up for re-confirmation. Good ones stay, bad ones go. No income tax, National sales tax. Capitol in Memphis, and the Capitol building will not be air conditioned.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 01:08 AM (Ohhk6)

558
521
LMAO over at Twitter. Go check out the #HamasBumperStickers

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 12:45 AM (piMMO)


Haha! Thanks, I needed a good laugh Especially liked SooperMexican's "Everybody MUST get stoned!"

Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 15, 2012 01:09 AM (JwW4z)

559 #HamasBumperStickers

I (heart) my Fainting Goat

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2012 01:09 AM (vZQZV)

560 Capitol in Memphis, and the Capitol building will not be air conditioned.

Might I suggest Galveston?

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2012 01:11 AM (hO9ad)

561 I (heart) my Fainting Goat
Some like it gruff.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 01:14 AM (nkiQM)

562 Custom ammo? For .22lr?

Posted by: BignJames at November 15, 2012 01:14 AM (j7iSn)

563 I liked Simon Templar's "My honor student went to school with Barack Obama".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 01:14 AM (RLZvP)

564 >>Custom ammo? For .22lr?

Yep. You'd be appalled at the QC on standard LR rounds.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2012 01:16 AM (vZQZV)

565 Twitchy assembled a lot of good Hamas bumper stickers here... http://preview.tinyurl.com/ab8voxp

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 01:17 AM (RLZvP)

566 #560: Galveston is a nice town!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 01:18 AM (RLZvP)

567 Man that #hamasbumpersticker twitter feed is going nutso, 40 tweets a minute.

I liked this one -- sign up quick before they run out of virgins

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 01:20 AM (ccXZP)

568 Hamas bumper sticker thread winner: "If you can read this, you better not be a woman!" /Donny Ferguson

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 01:20 AM (nkiQM)

569 I'm not on Twitter but I've got "My other car's an IED!" in the Twitchy comments.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 01:23 AM (nkiQM)

570 Here's one I'd add if I had a twitter account -- But first you will blow me (up)

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 01:23 AM (ccXZP)

571 Twitchy assembled a lot of good Hamas bumper stickers here... http://preview.tinyurl.com/ab8voxp

****

It figures the libs would be going apeshit about it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 01:24 AM (piMMO)

572 Karl Marx = white = going to Hell.

Actually I'm pretty sure he's already there.

Posted by: Barky O'Drama at November 15, 2012 01:25 AM (pkkxZ)

573 Does this IED make my ass look fat?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 01:27 AM (ccXZP)

574 I'm considering publishing my EKG results from now until it goes to zero when I die. Or whatever number it goes to. I don't care, I'll be dead and I hate science.

Suck it, Barry.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2012 01:28 AM (BuSM8)

575 Andy and Gnu! You must open an account. We have so much fun over there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 01:28 AM (piMMO)

576 I wouldn't have the time, Niedermeyer's Dead Horse. And I don't have a smart phone or similar to keep up during the day anyway. No Facebook either. Now get off my lawn, you kids!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 01:31 AM (nkiQM)

577 Bad to the Bone

http://tinyurl.com/mrw5hk

Posted by: lotro hobbit at November 15, 2012 01:31 AM (8/bPb)

578
further: do you even live in the south? i bet
you don't. i've never had to "speak spanish to order a hamburger" in my
entire life. i'm pretty sure you're just a little-man racist chump who
can't stand hearing an accent from People Who Don't Sound Exactly Like
Me.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 15, 2012 01:01 AM (79EF9)

No, I don't mind hearing people who don't sound like me. I just don't like Eurotrash like you.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 01:32 AM (Ohhk6)

579 Hell just put all your blog comments together and offer it as a book -
proposed title: 'Stuff a Moron Said (Vol. IV): The Snarkening'.


I think if Ace compiled the best threads with the best comments, it would be hilarious and sell pretty well.

A chapter on the palin steel Captain America thread alone would be worth the price of the book

Then there's Joe Biden's suggestions for avoiding the Avian flu from April of 2009

The Michael Jackson Death Thread was hilarious in a demented way






Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 01:34 AM (wwsoB)

580 NDH, I have enough distractions in my life already.

But I don't mind reading good twitter trends when they pop up like this one. And I do read Ace's feed from time to time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 01:36 AM (ccXZP)

581 Might I suggest Galveston?


Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2012 01:11 AM (hO9ad)

Hot and humid is all I care about. If they want to meet from May through September, they will be miserable. The worst thing to ever happen to DC was air conditioning. Without it, DC would be empty in the summer, and our government would shut down.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 01:36 AM (Ohhk6)

582 I think if Ace compiled the best threads with the best comments, it would be hilarious and sell pretty well.

A chapter on the palin steel Captain America thread alone would be worth the price of the book

Then there's Joe Biden's suggestions for avoiding the Avian flu from April of 2009

The Michael Jackson Death Thread was hilarious in a demented way




Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 01:34 AM (wwsoB)

The forward to the book would have to be by Spurwing Plover.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 15, 2012 01:38 AM (Ohhk6)

583 574 >> I'm considering publishing my EKG results from now until it goes to zero
when I die. Or whatever number it goes to. I don't care, I'll be dead
and I hate science.

Zero -- that's bad, right? Like crossing the streams bad?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 01:41 AM (ccXZP)

584 Twitter put me in sensory overload. It is clearly Zionist.

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2012 01:45 AM (z9HTb)

585 If you look back to the first half of 2009, you will hurt your ribs laughing at the comments in many of the threads. I think because of the election of the SCOAMF, and minorities in both the House and Senate along with the Obama = God slobbering by the MSM, it brought out the dark humor at its best.

Go back to any of those and laugh, the funniest seem to have been in April of 2009 and June of 2009. Oh, and the Notorious 1400 Memorial Day thread was 5/23/09 in case you have a good hazmat suit

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 01:47 AM (wwsoB)

586 Notice how roomy that old guys shorts are. There's a REASON for that.

Ball room. No. Not the place where you can go dancing.

Ever take silly putty or bubble gum and stretch it so there's a big blob on one end? Then hold it by the smaller piece?

It stretches further. Yes, this happens as we grow older. Just as those boobehs will head south, so doth the ball sack.

Now that you all have a visual you'd rather not. I'll be over here snickering to myself.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 01:48 AM (SP4jC)

587 Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 01:34 AM (wwsoB)

****

I wish we still had the thread where everyone experimented with HTML code.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 01:50 AM (piMMO)

588 the Notorious 1400 Memorial Day thread was 5/23/09 in case you have a good hazmat suit


I started commenting here the week before. Just reading from work (working overnight). Wasn't around for the weekend, got back on Tuesday and all the cobs were halfin to be uproared.

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2012 01:51 AM (z9HTb)

589 GOP should increase legal immigrant quotas from all countries, make the paperwork simpler, and also do an amnesty but only for people who could easily get a green card anyways.

Supposedly, there are 9 million "illegals" who live in mixed households, i.e. some family is legal, some are not.

http://tinyurl.com/b99paev

Why not offer a fast track visa for these people, get them authorized here, they make a trip back home to pick up the visa and then come back home. The GOP can sponsor the planes or buses and have path to citizenship parties when they get back.

Because these people are often only technically illegal. My wife knows one...husband is a citizen, 3 kids are citizens. This person would get a visa without any issues, but she's afraid.

This is not some peasant who just crossed over yesterday and she is self-employed...mmmm tamales and enchiladas.

Anyways, this is the route to go. Emphasize this is a first, basic step we can all agree on. Don't forget the optics.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 15, 2012 01:51 AM (Gg50C)

590 The first step of the secession is to announce a plan to kill all the lawyers. That should solve about 99% of the problems right there. They will all head for the libtard states, where they will accelerate the ultimate demise of the blue model.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (ccXZP)


If they don't leave, use them for targets on the M-2 or Claymore ranges.

Det cord prisoner intimidation demonstrations are fun, too. Great for the kids and fun for the whole family.


Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 01:52 AM (9FOZv)

591 And with every dead tree version of "The Best of Ace of Spades" will come with a complimentary bag of cat litter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 15, 2012 01:55 AM (nByYy)

592 I just learned that Hamas is a race.

Interesting.

(Anti-hamas tweets are not racist, because Hamas is a political group, not a race.)

Posted by: Sexypig at November 15, 2012 01:57 AM (Gg50C)

593 And with every dead tree version of "The Best of Ace of Spades" will come with a complimentary bag of cat litter.

Or pancake mix.

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2012 01:57 AM (hO9ad)

594 My wee bully-dog is somewhat of a gangsta bitch what with her hostility to some other dogs and such.
Should I rename her to Waggy D. Moop or Molly tha Pog? Both fit her perfectly.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 15, 2012 01:58 AM (SAjQl)

595 The hold up and the target of the bait and switch is the securing of the border so no more illegals can waltz in.

They promise this every time but somehow the amnesty goes through but the securing of the border doesn't.

The MSM is correct when they say the majority of Americans support amnesty of some sort for illegals. Of course they leave off that they also want the border closed and protocols put in place to track guest visa and student visa visitors.

Seems that physical fence actually does a pretty good job. Of course you won't hear about it BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS.

I also love how they use the numbers of STOPS the border patrol makes as some kind of indicator that illegal immigration has slowed. (well it actually has slowed now that we're in a depression)

Lower stop levels just means the Border Patrol hasn't caught them doesn't mean no one crossed.

Close the border and I'll go give any illegal already here a green card myself.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 01:59 AM (SP4jC)

596 Close the border and I'll go give any illegal already here a green card myself.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 01:59 AM (SP4jC)

Everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way!

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 15, 2012 02:06 AM (SAjQl)

597 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 01:52 AM (9FOZv)

I've been quoted now a few times on this, so I guess I should issue a 'clarification' if you will -- I was making a riff on Shakespeare's "The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."

Secondly, you might note that I didn't actually suggest they all be killed, but that we announce a plan to -- an announcement designed to create an exodus. I really do think we are overlawed, and overlawyered. If secession is a plan to start over, to hit the reset button, then this issue should be addressed.

Besides, I like making fun of lawyers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 02:18 AM (ccXZP)

598 That Hamas bumper sticker thing is awesome.

Posted by: Zakn at November 15, 2012 02:22 AM (LbwgI)

599 Something that's been very much on my mind as I get over the shell shock:

How would we identify massive voter fraud?

The fact is, a lot of people were very surprised at the way November 6th, 2012 went down. Mitt Romney was genuinely surprised at his loss.

Now, in all likelihood, his internal polling was off the mark. But it raised a question in my mind: how good is our protection against
voter fraud? The theory is that no one group would want to expand power while they are the majority because they may very well
become the minority at the next cycle. But judging by Obama's record number of EO's, we know he doesn't abide by this rule.
Secondly, it has always been assumed that a media that is interested in pursuing the truth no matter the players would keep our system honest.
But what happens now that all the powerful media outlets (those with greatest reach) coordinate with one of the two teams? Hypothetically,
if Rasmussen (who has been pretty accurate in elections past) was actually correct (along with Gallup and even Pew with regards to party ID),
how could the wall of poll numbers be torn down to expose a lie?

If our country is divided roughly in half, and all of the people with a wide-reaching voice are actively working to promote one of the two sides,
it is my belief that we could never catch voter fraud on a game-changing level.

Right off the bat, 47% of the country would believe Obama had won, fair and square. Of the remaining 53% of voters, how many of them would
realistically be willing to question the results to the point of litigation/verification? If the number is anywhere south of 30%, I'm betting
it would get written off as sour grapes or another example of a fringe group's crazy theories.

Voter fraud may not have changed the outcome of this last election. But I think we're in serious danger of a system that no longer supports a fair
set of rules. We have no referees with any power fighting for our side. There is no blind judge, and I think we've crossed a frightening line where none of the judges are even trying to be honest.

Posted by: arcangel at November 15, 2012 02:22 AM (/NCJW)

600 That Hamas bumper sticker thing is awesome.


****

If I should die in a fiery explosion, make sure to question that last asshole I tweeted.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 02:29 AM (piMMO)

601 Paco makes a tool for fixing 22lr rounds.

Today, Shakespeare would say, reporters get it first ...

Posted by: Jean at November 15, 2012 02:30 AM (hjRtO)

602 GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 02:18 AM (ccXZP)

Now you're sounding like a weaselly lawyer.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 02:31 AM (SP4jC)

603 And with every dead tree version of "The Best of Ace of Spades" will come with a complimentary bag of cat litter.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 15, 2012 01:55 AM (nByYy)

Pre-pooped in by your choice of cat:

persian mix, calico, black, white and ginger.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 02:34 AM (SP4jC)

604 595, landmines arent racists, it's the damn crows that feast on the bodies that are racist

Posted by: Jean at November 15, 2012 02:35 AM (bZKG0)

605 Roses are red,
Hamas types go boom,
May they all go to hell,
There is plenty of room...

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 02:37 AM (gh+mp)

606 Dear John McCain,
Please go swing one-handed from a tree in your back yard. You did good, but the time has passed for you. Go home, STFU, calling for special panels, etc., is just another opportunity for someone to say that rape is carried on the wings of angels or sumthin. Sit down, fergetaboutit, and just wait a little while. These bozo's will expose themselves, unless you keep giving them cover by walking into ambushes.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 15, 2012 02:38 AM (DBH1h)

607 >> Now you're sounding like a weaselly lawyer.

lol. That thought crossed my mind too, AK, as I was typing it.

Guilty as charged.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 02:39 AM (ccXZP)

608 Thank you Israel. Kill them all. Thank you Egypt, for sticking you tits into the ringer. Go ahead Syria, pull some stuff along the heights. Thank you Israel. Kill them all.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 15, 2012 02:41 AM (DBH1h)

609 Close the border and I'll go give any illegal already here a green card myself.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 01:59 AM (SP4jC)


You can't "close the border". We have tens of millions of aliens through the country on all sorts of visas, legally. If a small percentange of them just decide to stay then this place will fill up with millions of illegals in a moment.

I am so tired of this "close the border" bullshit. Either you have interior enforcement or you have nothing. It's not fucking rocket science.

No. No illegal gets any green card. If you want to give them out then go to Mexico and give them out there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 15, 2012 02:48 AM (X3lox)

610 Thank you Israel. Kill them all. Thank you Egypt, for sticking you tits
into the ringer. Go ahead Syria, pull some stuff along the heights.
Thank you Israel. Kill them all.


*****

Some asshole at twitter got his panties in a wad about the hashtag and tweeted about how funny 9/11 was and how we've been whining about it ever since.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 02:48 AM (piMMO)

611 Uh oh. AP has a report that 3 Israelis were killed by a rocket attack that hit an apartment building.

A warm war is about to get hotter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 02:50 AM (ccXZP)

612 Uh oh. AP has a report that 3 Israelis were killed by a rocket attack that hit an apartment building.

A warm war is about to get hotter.


****

Yep.

God Bless them. They are sitting amidst a den of snakes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 02:52 AM (piMMO)

613 Shell them from the sea. Starve them out. Bomb the trucks coming out of Egypt to resupply them. Break Hamas today. Dare the Iranians to fire one off. Nuke cities, kill everything that moves. There may never be another opportunity. You Go Israel!!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 15, 2012 02:52 AM (DBH1h)

614 The lengths that the Israel goes to in order to avoid civilian casualties.

http://tinyurl.com/cq2j4ex

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 02:54 AM (piMMO)

615 More uh oh -- this time of the Nanny Bloombooger variety:

NEW YORK (AP) - Americans get too many calories from soda. But what about alcohol? It turns out adults get almost as many empty calories from booze as from soft drinks, a government study found.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 02:55 AM (ccXZP)

616 Those calories in booze aren't empty, they lead to twitpics, how can that be considered empty?

Posted by: Jean at November 15, 2012 02:57 AM (hjRtO)

617 NEW YORK (AP) - Americans get too many calories from soda. But what about alcohol? It turns out adults get almost as many empty calories from booze as from soft drinks, a government study found.

Prohibition!!! It's for the SCIENCE!!1111!!!1

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 02:58 AM (gh+mp)

618 adults get almost as many empty calories from booze

Spiritual fulfillment ought to count for something, right?


Posted by: f2000 at November 15, 2012 02:58 AM (abiX9)

619 Jill Kelly has a nice chest! ... they say she has a twin, right, so that's gotta be 2 nice chests!! I hope she isn't guilty of anything, other than being deeply in debt, so that we can keep seeing pictures of her perky stuff. .... oh, I almost forgot ... Hamas sucks at rockets!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 15, 2012 02:58 AM (DBH1h)

620 Israel is slamming the back door shut, to keep the lanes clear for the hit on Iran. Hezbollah will be next.

Posted by: Jean at November 15, 2012 02:59 AM (hjRtO)

621 Andy Levy hosting Redeye tonight

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 03:01 AM (piMMO)

622 Israel is slamming the back door shut, to keep the lanes clear for the hit on Iran. Hezbollah will be next.


****

Over at Drudge... Iran now conducting massive drills.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 03:04 AM (piMMO)

623 I am so tired of this interior enforcement bullshit. Either you have to "close the border" or you have nothing. It's not fucking rocket
science.

Yeah. TPOP. Interior enforcement. If you mean verifying that a worker is a citizen. Okay. Fining the living shit out of companies that purposely hire illegals. Okay.

Road blocks and "show me your papers" Um NO.

TSA is already too powerful too grabby and too arrogant and with Unionization will be filled with quota hires and thieves. Oh wait, they already are.

So yes to enforcing the laws but first secure the border.

When you have mice, you first close the access points as well as you can before you set your traps otherwise they'll just be back.

Same here. Now if you want to talk about private entities being allowed to hunt for illegals with a per head bounty, we can talk about that too.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 03:07 AM (SP4jC)

624 Good night, tweety pies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 03:09 AM (ccXZP)

625 If you think marking up a book for publishing on Amazon is simple, I dare you to try it. I worked on my wife's book, ("Sometimes Ask A Man," available for $1.99 on Amazon.com right now!) and, after about 8 or 9 hours of cursing and screaming, I turned it over to a pro. (I taught myself HTML, I have figured out a lot of computer tech stuff and I'm no moron.) It was hell. It's very touchy and it's fussy and it's not easy. And NONE (NONE!) of the descriptions online (all of which call it easy) agree on just how it's done. None!

Posted by: brian mckim at November 15, 2012 03:10 AM (s1Q17)

626 Good night, GnuBreed ...

Better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:10 AM (gh+mp)

627 I've been tellin' people for decades.....simplest, best immigration policy is "one in, one out." Each motivated immigrant would have to identify a specific human being to "take his place". If a Guatemalan citizen could find someone in the US prison system willing to "go home" to Guatemala, they could immediately step into the rights and privileges of the felon.....without the arrest record.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2012 03:21 AM (kaalw)

628 My solution is people that want socialism go to Europe and people who want capitalism over here.

People who want good food go to France, people that want tea over to China ...

All voluntary. Borders adjust per population.

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:25 AM (gh+mp)

629 Everything is racist, if you're not a Democrat, because if you are nothing is racist.

You can't close the border, nor can you enforce laws against certain people, if you're a Republican. The list will be updated regularly depending on who votes for Democrats.

Vote fraud is legal, if you're a Democrat. If you're not, trying to stop it is racist.

And for the love of Pete, whatever you do, don't be born a Jew. Unless you vote for Democrats.

Just listing some things we've learned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 15, 2012 03:26 AM (bxiXv)

630 628 My solution is people that want socialism go to Europe and people who want capitalism over here.

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:25 AM (gh+mp)


Socialists may be blind idiots, but they're not dumb enough to want to live in socialist countries.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 15, 2012 03:28 AM (bxiXv)

631 Socialists may be blind idiots, but they're not dumb enough to want to live in socialist countries.

True.

But in my world, and welcome to it, put your money where your mouth is ...

They never lead by setting a good example, do they?

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:37 AM (gh+mp)

632 Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
I'll go to bed before the babbling,
Gives everyone here a fright ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:39 AM (gh+mp)

633 Roses are red,
Daisies are about to be vaporized along with pretty much everything else ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:41 AM (gh+mp)

634 Roses are red,
Shamrocks are green,
The inside of my eyelids,
Are more and more to be seen...

Still, i have never seen myself in the mirror with my eyes closed ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:42 AM (gh+mp)

635 Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker,
My head, she is spinning,
And the lights, they flicker ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:44 AM (gh+mp)

636 The tortoise is slow,
The hare is quick,
Good night, all you morons,
GOOD MORNING, VIC!!!

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:46 AM (gh+mp)

637 One tequila
two tequila
three tequila
floor!

Posted by: BignJames at November 15, 2012 03:46 AM (j7iSn)

638 All righty, people

The next 30 are on you.

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:46 AM (gh+mp)

639 OK, 28 ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:47 AM (gh+mp)

640 Good night, BignJames ...
:- ))

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:47 AM (gh+mp)

641 I've been cruising around YouTube, and here is a version of 10,000 Maniacs playing the old Fairport Convention hit "Who Knows Where the Time Goes"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPWEn6pAN8&feature=g-user-u

That's Mary Ramsey on vocal and viola.

The band's been around for 30 years now, believe it or not, and it's a toss-up whether Natalie Merchant or Mary Ramsey has been the lead vocalist longer. Sure, they had most of their hits in the 80s with Natalie, but Mary is damn fine.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2012 03:49 AM (sdi6R)

642 Socialists may be blind idiots, but they're not dumb enough to want to live in socialist countries. True. But in my world, and welcome to it, put your money where your mouth is ... They never lead by setting a good example, do they?

Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:37 AM

Sure they do. They don't want to live in socialist countries, because those places arealready socialist. They want to spread the disease, not wallow in an already infected host. Like zombies. They don't want the plentiful zombie brains. They want your brains.

Posted by: otho at November 15, 2012 03:52 AM (yBF/9)

643 Somebody kick the thread.

Posted by: BignJames at November 15, 2012 04:18 AM (j7iSn)

644 Kick.

Still surfing YouTube, and listened to Nina Simone's version of "Who Knows Where the Time Goes". It took me a couple of tries to get through it. It made me want to vomit. It is utterly ghastly. What a travesty. No, I will not link it.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2012 04:27 AM (sdi6R)

645 How fooked are we, really?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2012 04:27 AM (xa1/W)

646 For those not familiar, here is how it's done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xODjbfYw8

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2012 04:29 AM (sdi6R)

647
They play "Who Knows Where the Time Goes" in one of my favorite movies, "The Dancer Upstairs." It was directed by John Malkovich -- a good conservative. See it.

Posted by: jimi fay at November 15, 2012 04:29 AM (7l6VK)

648
I prefer the Nina Simone version tho I don't like Nina Simone.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 15, 2012 04:32 AM (7l6VK)

649 648
You can't be serious.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2012 04:34 AM (sdi6R)

650 Jindal is setting the right tone. Do not go around saying "takers not makers" "47%" etc. This turns off a lot of people, even if its true. The electorate is like a chick who asks if her new dress makes her look fat.

Besides, the money will run out soon, and then the takers will get the picture.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 15, 2012 04:36 AM (Gg50C)

651 Can't stand that old drunk Sandy Denny's version.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 15, 2012 04:37 AM (7l6VK)

652 "Same here. Now if you want to talk about private entities being allowed to hunt for illegals with a per head bounty, we can talk about that too."

What could go wrong?

The reality TV show would be awesome though.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 15, 2012 04:40 AM (Gg50C)

653 651
I've heard that Nina Simone was like a black supremacist or something. I'll take Sandy any day.

Speaking of drunk, I should have been in bed awhile ago. G'night.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2012 04:40 AM (sdi6R)

654 >>>I've heard that Nina Simone was like a black supremacist or somethig.

True. But I read a few years ago that she suffered from life long mental illness so I sort of forgave her.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 15, 2012 04:44 AM (7l6VK)

655 How fooked are we, really?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2012 04:27 AM (xa1/W)

Well, if Obama keeps going the way he did in 2008 it's not good. Even the weak reed Boehner will slow choom boy down a bit.

However that's not the problem. Their are systemic problems that need addressing and even choom boy's plan isn't enough. (neither was Ryan's btw)

For some insight and some basis education on how big the satan's cock that is fast approaching from our 6, go see Ann Barnhardt's presentation on our financial situation and the world's.

This is a 21/2 hour presentation but it's divided up into 6 parts and you can fast forward the boring parts or stuff you already know to the stuff that will make your anal sphincter pucker like it just swallowed a lemon tree.

Go here: http://barnhardt.biz and scroll down. (no direct link to the post she strings them out like beads on one page)

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 04:48 AM (SP4jC)

656 I've been quoted now a few times on this, so I guess I should issue a 'clarification' if you will -- I was making a riff on Shakespeare's "The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."

Secondly, you might note that I didn't actually suggest they all be killed, but that we announce a plan to -- an announcement designed to create an exodus. I really do think we are overlawed, and overlawyered. If secession is a plan to start over, to hit the reset button, then this issue should be addressed.

Besides, I like making fun of lawyers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2012 02:18 AM (ccXZP)


Sorry, fell asleep.....

Oh yeah, i caught the reference. We're ridiculously overlawyered, overlitigated and lawfare is killing this country.

I love making fun of them, too. I only half-kid when I say we should exterminate them.

Sort of.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 05:07 AM (9FOZv)

657 For some insight and some basis education on how big the satan's cock that is fast approaching from our 6, go see Ann Barnhardt's presentation on our financial situation and the world's.

This is a 21/2 hour presentation but it's divided up into 6 parts and you can fast forward the boring parts or stuff you already know to the stuff that will make your anal sphincter pucker like it just swallowed a lemon tree.

Go here: http://barnhardt.biz and scroll down. (no direct link to the post she strings them out like beads on one page)
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 04:48 AM (SP4jC)


I kinda followed her as she shut down her financial services company and kinda went gault. I remember thinking she kinda went off the deep end a bit later.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 05:12 AM (9FOZv)

658 That deep end is looking more and more like reality.

I don't buy everything she says but she gives a good idea of the situation we and other countries are currently in and why.

She says some pretty good stuff about what to stay away from if we live through any collapse.

Just read an online presentation by Dmitri Orlov about what the Russian people did and how they got through during the Soviet collapse.

Very interesting and less scary than you might think.

The most difficult part will be the days/weeks/months before things start to coalesce around alternate ways of conducting business and staying safe.

Lawyers won't be of much use during that time.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 05:28 AM (SP4jC)

659 625 I taught
myself HTML, I have figured out a lot of computer tech stuff and I'm no
moron.


You say that like there's something wrong, inherently wrong, with being a moron. Are you sure you have the right audience?

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 05:33 AM (AEAnS)

660 645
How fooked are we, really?


We've gotten to a point where not-being-fooked would be worse than the alternative. By which I mean: if the makers in this country manage to drag the country over the new 2016 finish line without a discernible crisis, people might think that the Obamanation was an acceptable detour from American values. I haven't quite thrown in my lot with the "let it burn!" crowd, but I'm wavering.

Talk of "Going Galt" used to be libertarian fantasy. Lately it has begun to look like pragmatism (yes, I know, Rand abhored pragmatism because "it depends what it is that you want to practise.")

I'm not there yet -- my work ethic, like Eddie Willers' will keep me at the grindstone for some time yet. But I am definitely looking for signals. And the notion of a coordinated strike by those who really create this nation's prosperity is looking less like fantasy every day.

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 05:40 AM (AEAnS)

661 Glad I was awakened early from a whiskey induced nap to read tonight's thread.

Be on the lookout for my new e-book, Honorary Diplomatic Immunity For Dummies!

Posted by: Whatev at November 15, 2012 05:42 AM (2t6Gz)

662 661
Be on the lookout for my new e-book, Honorary Diplomatic Immunity For Dummies!


Sounds as though you are exploiting your audience. It's not right to just assume that anyone can be trained to be a Borderline (psychology term, look it up) whore. Only a select few can claim that honor.

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 05:49 AM (AEAnS)

663 It's funny that when Petraeus testified about the surge, he was just coming in and carrying GWB's water. Now that he has toed the Obama line on the YouTube video, he's providing his own intelligence.

These hearings are these congress members' Super Bowl. This is where the leadership will be found. Every question should end with "right before the President flew to Vegas."

The mockery needs to be served like swill to these animals. Charlie Rangel is a veteran. Make him choose between his brothers in arms and his "brother" in the White House.

Then mock him.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at November 15, 2012 05:56 AM (kzIkL)

664 Crying Boner re-upped as Speaker.

What does it take to get some change around here? What a fucking disaster.

Posted by: Truman North at November 15, 2012 05:59 AM (I2LwF)

665 You realize what you're up against, don't you? Evil. Evil is a spiritual being, alive and living, perverted and perverting, weaving its way insidiously into the very fabric of life

Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at November 15, 2012 06:01 AM (yBF/9)

666 Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevillllllllllllllll...

Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at November 15, 2012 06:01 AM (yBF/9)

667 Sounds as though you are exploiting your audience. It's not right to just assume that anyone can be trained to be a Borderline (psychology term, look it up) whore. Only a select few can claim that honor.
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 05:49 AM (AEAnS)
-----
I've already got writers block after typing the title so there could be a delay in the publication until such a thing as honorary diplomatic immunity exists.

Posted by: Whatev at November 15, 2012 06:03 AM (2t6Gz)

668 Or maybe start every question with "Director Cocktoasten, before the president flew to Vegas for a fundraiser and then appear on The View, did he ......etc. etc. ?"

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at November 15, 2012 06:05 AM (kzIkL)

669 667 I've already got writers block after typing the title so there could
be a delay in the publication until such a thing as honorary diplomatic
immunity exists.


Under Teh One, all things are possible. Give it time. How many months ago would "John Kerry, SecDef" have been a punchline instead of a possibility?

Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 06:11 AM (AEAnS)

670 658 That deep end is looking more and more like reality.

I don't buy everything she says but she gives a good idea of the situation we and other countries are currently in and why.

She says some pretty good stuff about what to stay away from if we live through any collapse.

Just read an online presentation by Dmitri Orlov about what the Russian people did and how they got through during the Soviet collapse.

Very interesting and less scary than you might think.

The most difficult part will be the days/weeks/months before things start to coalesce around alternate ways of conducting business and staying safe.

Lawyers won't be of much use during that time.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 05:28 AM (SP4jC)


I agree, she looks more prescient now. I had never gone to her site before, just reading excerpts on Free Republic, et al. Good stuff. I just shot an e-mail to my financial consultants (parents actually, they're far smarter than I am with that shit) about liquidating my IRA's and stocks.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 06:15 AM (9FOZv)

671 You all do understand that Petraeus' testimony will be held behind closed doors?

So we're getting hosed again.

They're just rearranging deck chairs at this point and they know it.

Even the Democrats know it.

Everyone's looking for an exit strategy and/or some way to save face.

I'll go out on a limb (who am I anyway?) and say we got maximum 10 years before a real collapse happens. Minimum 2 years.

It won't happen next year unless there are hidden factors not public at this time. It will take next year for it to become clear that the EU is sunk and the bailouts won't work. That will actually trigger a rise in money parked here. (you all do realize that although it looks bad, the EU being in trouble is actually what's kept the US from going under? We look like a good investment compared to them.)

However, a lot of our banks and brokerage houses have traded in sovereign EU country debt and if there's a collapse there big enough, they won't be able to derail a default. When enough EU countries default, the whole house of cards comes down because the banks here can't cover the margins they will be required to produce.

There probably won't really be a sudden dive or something. what will happen is that the G10 will get together and figure out how they're going to try and bullshit everyone and how fast it will collapse.

If anyone panics or if they can't agree how to cover it it'll be all over. Banks here will collapse there will be runs by folks trying to extract their cash and the Fed won't be able to prop them up. Bye bye savings. Bye Bye IRA. Bye Bye Federal payments.

Wheeeeeeeee all the way till it stops and where that will be is anyone's guess.

BTW. Don't try and get your cash from your bank when everything goes wonky. It'll just be a waste of time and if the collapse is big enough the money you get out won't be worth beans anyway.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 06:27 AM (SP4jC)

672 I've been wondering about how influential all the negative talk is as far as how big the debt is and how exposed the banks are and stuff.

There may be a little of that as the word gets spread around (that's how an isolated bank run starts. The bank is short cash and can't pay out on an account and the guy who got shorted tells his friends and they tell theirs and soon there's a mob at the banks door. You've all seen It's a Good Life right? that's it.)

However, I can't say that it's such a bad thing. Personally I'd like to see it happen 2 -3 years from now if it's going to happen but maybe the sooner the better. Get it done and then start to rebuild. I know I'll never see the country back to where it used to be.

Everyone likes to watch a fire. You may feel scared or sad but it's still fascinating.

LET. IT. BURN.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 06:35 AM (SP4jC)

673 Beware I live.

Man I'm up to 15 hours in 3 days at least.

WOOHOOO

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 06:38 AM (LRFds)

674 Drudge - PETRAEUS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

Apparently everything about him is a permanent double entendre. That's gotta suck for him. <-- Damn, and there's almost another one.

Posted by: Whatev at November 15, 2012 06:38 AM (2t6Gz)

675 Oh I had a pleasant thought....

"pleasant"....

Fuck nations embrace corporations.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 06:39 AM (LRFds)

676 664 TN,

Truman you want to same folks in charge if you know that the iceberg is destiny.

No steering away now.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 06:41 AM (LRFds)

677 Morning all. So the good General will testify behind closed doors ha? Crock meet shit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2012 06:42 AM (79ueO)

678 677 NGU,

You ever get the feeling they all laugh their asses off together behind closed doors?

Yeah so do I.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 06:43 AM (LRFds)

679 They have classified the sit out of everything so it can't be released. And they will prosecute if someone leaks to the NYT this time.

Of course the NYT wouldn't print it anyway.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 06:44 AM (YdQQY)

680 So what a great morning. Israel's southern border is a blaze and obama's great friends the islamic radicals challenging Assad in Syria now have control of the border with Israel in the North. Yoffe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2012 06:45 AM (79ueO)

681 You ever get the feeling they all laugh their asses off together behind closed doors?

Yeah so do I.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 06:43 AM (LRFds)


Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2012 06:46 AM (79ueO)

682 679 Vic,

Exactly. Al-NYT would be the ones to drop dime on you. We live in at best a benign monarchy at this point, at worst a budding worker's paradise.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 06:46 AM (LRFds)

683 Investment wise, I would say that you should deal with any wealth you own in a similar manner to your cock or pussy; you should know where it is all the time, it should be within easy reach at all times, you never let anyone handle it that you don't really, really trust and you never tell anyone how good it is.

Watch out when cashing out for any tax complications. According to most sources, there will be increases in capital gains. There's also the chance that retirement funds could be confiscated by the government if things get dicey and you won't have a chance to do anything about it and of course some retirement funds will have penalties for early withdrawal. I frankly wouldn't worry too much about that because I doubt you're making that much off of it. If you are, you wouldn't be reading this blog and me you'd have high priced accountants doing that for you.

If you have any wealth that is not a physical thing, you are not secure.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 06:48 AM (SP4jC)

684 Yes the NYT is glad to print how we are monitoring terrorist phone calls when Bush is President because they think they are immune due to the PP case.


They can still be prosecuted but it must be after the fact.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 06:50 AM (YdQQY)

685 684 Vic,

Maybe. I am wondering if it might not be better to go on ahead and create a shadow government. If you look to the rise of Elizabeth and England the protestants were pretty ruthless on their way to power.

If the donkeys want to play this "two nation" bullshit maybe the right ought to start playing.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 06:54 AM (LRFds)

686 They won't get prosecuted until/unless a moral, honest and justice seeking administration is elected to office.

I don't see that happening any time soon.

By the time the dust clears, NYT will be a memory.

I got a laugh today by some dem telling reps to calm down it will get better because they were all shattered when bush got reelected in '04.

What a joke. They weren't facing a housing collapse, a financial collapse and a marxist anti american in office jacking the debt up to bursting levels in '04. There wasn't a slow motion implosion going on in Europe then either.

all they were upset about was bush was a meany and killing people in Iraq for christ's sake.

somehow, I think things are a bit different now.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 06:57 AM (SP4jC)

687 Basically what you are advocating is revolution. Secession at least has a legal basis.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 06:57 AM (YdQQY)

688 687 Vic,

Whatever works I guess. See the darker angels have my nature have to struggle with the donks not getting punished. Secession at least channels rage to something positive.

I cannot stand Axelrod and friends stealing my nation's wealth and granting them as spoils of war.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 06:58 AM (LRFds)

689 Vic, Do you have in your list today an article called "Barack Obama's Persuasion Army" from the WSJ?

If not, I have the url and will post it when the news thread goes up.

We are going to have to mount a full-time propaganda effort if we want to win in 2016.

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 15, 2012 06:59 AM (GoIUi)

690 They won't get prosecuted until/unless a moral, honest and justice seeking administration is elected to office.


They were not prosecuted during the Bush adm either, probably at the recommendation of Karl Rove.


However, it is very difficult to prosecute after the fact because (1) The horse is already out of the barn (2) It will likely reveal more classified information.


The PP and sullivan cases are examples of activist court malpractice.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 06:59 AM (YdQQY)

691 686 AK,

No in a sane nation we'd be okay and looking at another 4-12 years out of power.

We're not a sane nation. Nancy Pelosi made up her mind to win by whatever means necessary, we are not allowed to do the same.

I understand why it is because of our deference to the system as the nearest to perfection we can get, but they use that deference as an attack.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 07:00 AM (LRFds)

692 689 Miss Marple,

Yup or have an entirely different goal in mind for 2016.

Still trying to get the poison out of my forehead and think.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 07:01 AM (LRFds)

693 yeah. oolitcay on the ecessionsay alktay. M'Kay?

Wait till after the collapse when it will be easier to form cooperatives and community support committees for the purpose of securing common goals and protection.

Protective Societies have a long history in areas in flux.

Be vewy vewy quiet. We don't want to wake the dog. heheheheh

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 07:02 AM (SP4jC)

694 News up

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 07:03 AM (YdQQY)

695 690

Well, the Bush admin would not be an example I'd use as a moral, honest and justice seeking admin anyway.

Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 07:03 AM (SP4jC)

696 Do you have in your list today an article called "Barack Obama's Persuasion Army" from the WSJ?


No. I quit going to the WSJ because everything was behind a pay wall.

Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 07:04 AM (YdQQY)

697 So, if we're going with pitchforks and torches, is it racist if we use hee-span-ick lah-tee-know pitchforks?

I mean, if we're going to pander, let's go The Full Marxist...

woooooo!

*thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa*

wooooooo!!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 07:05 AM (9FOZv)

698 Up and at 'em, morons. There's a feckless stoner out there depending on you to earn a paycheck.

Posted by: joncelli at November 15, 2012 07:06 AM (CWlPF)

699 What does it take to get some change around here?



Fire!*


*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUGsn-NOis

Posted by: Arthur Brown at November 15, 2012 07:07 AM (HNn1q)

700 695 690

Well, the Bush admin would not be an example I'd use as a moral, honest and justice seeking admin anyway.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 07:03 AM (SP4jC)


No such thing.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 07:10 AM (9FOZv)

701 698 Up and at 'em, morons. There's a feckless stoner out there depending on you to earn a paycheck.
Posted by: joncelli at November 15, 2012 07:06 AM (CWlPF)


Fuck mahn.....where's my steamroller?

Posted by: Freeloading Franklins' Cat at November 15, 2012 07:13 AM (9FOZv)

702 Regarding .22LR sniper rifles, this looks like the ideal rifle to take out bush for feral bunnies. Silent, deadly, accurate, militarily robust - all you could possibly want.

What do people think of these heavyweight (60gn) subsonic bullets I've seen advertised here and there? Does it make any difference for small critters? Or is a bunny or squirrel hit with a 40gn to the head or chest at subsonic velocities just as dead?

Posted by: perturbed at November 15, 2012 07:35 AM (u6Ueb)

703 Regarding publishing your own ebooks: you had me at "no pants".

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 15, 2012 08:45 AM (boNGU)

704 http://tinyurl.com/d72qetz

e-book authors need support too!

Posted by: bigpale at November 15, 2012 09:45 AM (uqQA9)

705 heh. I keep a couple of pieces of angle iron in the truck and some gear clamps for such repairs. Much simpler and eliminates the risk of exploding batteries. No sense complicating yer situation by also needing first aid.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at November 15, 2012 10:05 AM (3Aixx)

706 whew...last time I'll take your advice. Watched Jiro Dreams of Sushi last night. It sucked donkey dick. You have ZERO taste fan boy Mentlicho or whatever your handle is...

Posted by: jacke at November 15, 2012 12:46 PM (5Cwv4)

707


So I checked out the 10 documentaries all "Guys"
must watch... What a laugh. Most all of them are leftist tripe or pop culture
crap. The only decent one was Senna and Brother’s Keeper. The rest are for
retards who love rap or for pathetic, sentimental Jingos (which they mistake
this for patriotism) who sit around crying in their near beer about the lost
elections while listening to Rush rant and staring up at their poster of the
Mormon RINO.


Ron Paul RIP. GO RAND!
http://www.mikechurch.com/

Posted by: jacke at November 15, 2012 01:05 PM (5Cwv4)

708 Don't fuck with The Shat. That should be Rule #1 in life.

Ruger makes (made?) a 10/22 that's internally silenced. It looks like an ordinary 10/22 with a bull barrel, but it's silenced. I was looking at manufacturing a can that would look exactly like a bull barrel, so that when you screwed it on to the end of a bull barrel that had been machined with a threaded end, it would just look like a longer barrel, save the line where the barrel and can met.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at November 15, 2012 10:07 PM (QyeW7)






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