Book: Obama Is An Apostle Sent By God Himself To Create "Heaven On Earth"

A real book (I guess; it's written, so I guess that makes it a "book") by a... college professor who instructs young students in how to think properly.

She teaches at -- or, rather, collects a paycheck from -- Florida A&M.

Here's her description of her book:

Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people, especially those who elected him in 2008. His followers needed to re-elect him to a second term, so that he could continue to accomplish the promises he made, thus, realizing his vision of America as a more perfect political union or “heaven here on earth.”

Then, as I began to contemplate ways to assist Barack in his 2012 re-election bid something miraculous happened. I felt God’s (His) Spirit beckoning me in my dreams at night. Listening, cautiously, I learned that Jesus walked the earth to create a more civilized society, Martin (Luther King) walked the earth to create a more justified society, but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and working poor. Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the answers to unlock the kingdom of “heaven here on earth” for his followers. The answers were repeated – over and over – in speeches Barack had made from his presidential announcement to his inaugural address. Those speeches or his teachings contained the answers to the middle class and working poor people living in a “heaven here on earth.” For when the answers were unlocked and enacted, Apostle Barack’s vision of America would be realized.

You're probably wondering what she might be a professor of -- Mathematics? Computer Science? Chemistry? Engineering? Neurology?

Nay, better than all those. The Queen of the Sciences -- Physical Education. She's got a doctorate in sit-ups I guess.

No really she is a doctor. Says so right at her link.


Posted by: Ace at 05:55 PM



Comments

1 So is she a queen or bull dyke?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 06:02 PM (jE38p)

2 Thirty pieces of silver for the middle class, but the wealthy have to pay their fair share or precious metals

Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:02 PM (IgwTl)

3 Eleventy! Disposable income it overrated!!

Posted by: Yip at November 14, 2012 06:03 PM (Mrdk1)

4

Florida AM is, shall we say, of a different educational tradition than other institutions.

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2012 06:03 PM (UaxA0)

5
HEY, HEY EXCUSE ME! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! CHOOSE!

Posted by: Government God at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (F6KtL)

6 “As a member of the Fast and Furious task force, France received copies of all ATF investigative reports, and sources say France knew the operation in detail,” William La Jeunesse of Fox News reported in February. “Congressional investigators want to know who at ICE and the Department of Homeland Security saw France’s reports, and how much he reported up the chain of command about the operation.”

Indeed. And since France is evidently the ICE agent who declined to cooperate with the Department of Justice investigation, it’s fair to wonder if the DHS investigation fared any better.

It’s also fair to ask why a report anticipated over a month ago has still not been released, and if a hearing with Acting DHS OIG Charles K. Edwards similar to the one conducted with DOJ OIG Michael E. Horowitz will be forthcoming. After all, we’re talking about information that was first reported nine months back. How hard can it be to just tell the American people what happened, and why it’s taken so long, that is, assuming the powers that be want them to know?

Posted by: Jared Loughner at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (e8kgV)

7 OMG it's Dr. Amy Bishop all over again....another nut case with "Dr." after her name.

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (neKzn)

8 It'll get worse before it gets better.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (BuSM8)

9 Florida AM has been called the Harvard of Florida based Physical Education schools.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (+lsX1)

10 Sooooooo...she must swallow, yes?

Posted by: Zac at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (F6KtL)

11 I made it all possible. Without me he's nothing.

Posted by: Queen Michelle at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (ypzqs)

12 Hey! You didn't write that.

Posted by: Bronck the Apostraphe at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (4pSIn)

13 O/T If the FBI can't ascertain how Broadwell got classified files and they were still searching her house on Monday, how can Obama say at the press conference today that there hasn't been a breach in security. Seems to me the investigation is ongoing.

Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (MsQkt)

14 In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (vjyZP)

15 I f*cking don't get the connection that Obama has to anything Christian. I would think people would be happy that he is the anti-Christ, not an apostle sent by God.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (O/Mo3)

16 I'm next in line. I love God more than anyone.

2016 is mine!

Posted by: Rick Santorum at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (g0RWK)

17 Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people, especially those who elected him in 2008.

Namely: greenskeepers.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (SY2Kh)

18

You think she makes reservations at the Red Lobster using the title "Dr."?

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (UaxA0)

19 Who knew Heaven had confiscatory taxes? Choom?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (ndlFj)

20 not that she is crazy, or anything

Posted by: pat at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (vY2MW)

21 She forgot to mention that's Barack is always with his trusted companion, the Holy Teleprompter of Antioch.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (b+jI9)

22 The only saving grace here is the list of negative reviews on Amazon. At least it does give you a sense that there are a few sane people left in America.

Beware false prophets.

Posted by: Jimmy at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (Gk5QE)

23 It could just as easily be the case that he's a demon sent here to set the world on fire. It certainly seems that way these days in the middle east.

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (neKzn)

24
I'm next in line. I love God more than anyone.

2016 is mine!

Heh, that's what you think.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (F6KtL)

25 "Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people, especially those who elected him in 2008."

Especially those who elected him in 2008!?
Especially those who elected him in 2008!?

"His followers needed to re-elect him to a second term, so that he could continue to accomplish the promises he made, thus, realizing his vision of America as a more perfect political union or “heaven here on earth.”"

His followers?! His followers?!

And yeah, "heaven here on earth" is the typical and rationally-expected outcome of Socialism...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (uvzjj)

26 Don't Immanentize the Eschaton

Posted by: Zombie William F. Buckley, Jr. at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (vjyZP)

27 So basically she fell asleep watching Hannity and his mocking of The One seeped into her dream?

Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (2t6Gz)

28 She did her dissertation on sit ups.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (Iyg03)

29 How insulting to call the messiah a mere apostle.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (wAQA5)

30 Wonder if they'll still hate their own country after we secede? I'm guessing yes.

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (xXhWA)

31 Let's see then. Was it the govt that spoke the universe into existence? No?
Guess I'll have to stick with that other Guy then. You know, old What's His Name.

Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (/tk/V)

32 it's a self pubbed vanity project ie no one gives a shit

Posted by: The Dude at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (tw6Ar)

33 A counterpoint to her book.
http://tinyurl.com/b2rhp3o.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (wSTfB)

34 The Holy Spirit has been telling me to lay low, horde money, and contribute to the economy as little as possible until I am able to get 100% debt free. If the Holy Spirit is telling others that too, I'm not sure what that does for the poor people.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (/BwGa)

35 Evidently there was a lot of the Bible she didn't read.
One example would be this:


Psalm 146:3-4
New International Version (NIV)
3 Do not put your trust in princes,
in human beings, who cannot save.
4 When their spirit departs, they return to the ground;
on that very day their plans come to nothing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (T8WRP)

36 Yes, it's true, I am God's gift to (fill in here).

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (8/bPb)

37 Let me be clear: I reject the false choice between being a loyal disciple and denying my best friend 3 times before the cock crows twice.

Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (IgwTl)

38 Yeah man our letting the moonbats dominate the academy isn't about to bring on another fucking dark age....

*sigh*

let it burn sell the ashes to China and start over.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (LRFds)

39
I learned that Jesus walked the earth to create a more civilized society,

typical liberal bullshit,Jesus did not walk the earth to create a more civil society,he spoke very little if at all about human societies his only concern was your immortal soul

Posted by: kj at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (AW9md)

40 You think she makes reservations at the Red Lobster using the title "Dr."?

And don't cut in line at IHOP.

Posted by: DR!! Barbara A. Thompson at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (4pSIn)

41 One more reason to believe the liberalism truly is a mental illness.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (1hNQS)

42

who knew it would take only 225 years to completely debase western civilization in this country to the point where the voters elect Choom-boy and this dolt is considered a "doctor."

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (UaxA0)

43
All this scrunt needs is a Brownshirt and a chorus of "Heil Obama".

Hell, Hitler would love to have had this kind of support that Barry gets from his minions.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (VrVBw)

44 Hey, you guys need me for anything?

Posted by: Judas at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (F6KtL)

45 I guess she is about as good as the Communist Teachers going to the Northwestern Marxist symposium that I linked the other day.

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (YdQQY)

46 Doesn't anyone have her picture? I want to see if she looks EXACTLY as I imagine she does.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (BeSEI)

47 the= that

Posted by: jewells45 at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (1hNQS)

48 44
Hey, you guys need me for anything?
Posted by: Judas at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (F6KtL)


Silver Dimes!!!

Posted by: Ron Paul!!!11! at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (vjyZP)

49 Shit! I should have said I was a God! That's fucking brillant!

Posted by: Stalin at November 14, 2012 06:11 PM (F6KtL)

50 >>>Trying to implement a "heaven on earth" is against the rules. It seems the penalty is your little construct being knocked down, your people confounded and scattered and your civilization destroyed.

But go ahead. Pursue that which any atheist who has some sort of realistic view of the human condition would say is an absolute impossibility, and anyone theologically minded would say runs squarely against God's will for human's existence on earth. You go! Chase that rainbow anyway!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 14, 2012 06:11 PM (0q2P7)

51 They really are turning into a cult and it probably won't end well.

Posted by: Adam at November 14, 2012 06:11 PM (/YJYi)

52 Hear that "cloppity clop" sound? The Four Horses approach....

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:11 PM (UOM48)

53

Hey, you guys need me for anything?
Posted by: Judas at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (F6KtL)

Silver Dimes!!!


Posted by: Ron Paul!!!11!


I lol'd. Heartily.

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2012 06:11 PM (UaxA0)

54 o/t

So Tom Hardy to play Sam Fisher. He's too big for the role but more tent poles for him is a good thing

Posted by: The Dude at November 14, 2012 06:11 PM (tw6Ar)

55 Yes, she is probably one of those nose in the air scrunts who insist that you call her Herr Doctor Scrunt just because she took and advanced course in education of basket weaving and wrote a dissertation that kissed some commie's ass as well as the head of her committee.

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (YdQQY)

56 What a loser.

Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (c+D8V)

57 http://barbarathompson.net/

Oh yeah....

she's a hottie....

//WC Fields

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (LRFds)

58 How the hell can you make parodies of this shit. Unbelievable.

Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (jKE+Z)

59 Yeah, lady, I know you've never heard of me because I'm a character in a book written by some old white guy named Dostoyevsky, but you really ought to google me and see what I had to say about creating "heaven on Earth" and what that would really end up meaning.

Not that you'd understand a fucking word of it, of course.

Posted by: The Grand Inquisitor at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (P2Ufm)

60 Well, no I'd have to disagree. I don't think Jesus' only concern was your immortal soul, but the "Dr" is obviously way off the deep end.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (T8WRP)

61 To be first, one must be last. To be served, one must serve.

Unless you come from Chicago and know the right people.

Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (IgwTl)

62 SNL: We just can't find any funny material with this administration. *sad sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (UOM48)

63 >>Then, as I began to contemplate ways to assist Barack in his 2012
re-election bid something miraculous happened. I felt God’s (His) Spirit
beckoning me in my dreams at night


Ladies, this is why you should always lock your doors at night. The last think you want to hear after asking "Who's there?" in the dark of your bedroom is some guy saying "Don't worry, it's me, God. Now lay back and receive my "holy spirit"!"

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (b+jI9)

64 Dear Lord. I felt physically ill while trying to read her quotes. True progressive religion at it's "finest".

Posted by: Polliwogette, disappointed hobbit at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (NYki8)

65
Yes, it's true, I am God's gift to (fill in here).


Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM



Yourself?

Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (bAGA/)

66 I'd been counting down the years, then the months, then the days until November 6, 2012. Finally we would be rid of the traitor-in-chief, and if we were lucky could clear out the viper's nest in DC and get the economy rolling again.

These next four years look like an eternity from today.

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (neKzn)

67 50 Mike the Moose,

Yup it's always bothered me...now what is the right answer if you are at all devout and they insist he is a God on Earth Mike?

I'm scared/angry/content

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (LRFds)

68
You think she makes reservations at the Red Lobster using the title "Dr."?
its always worked for me

Posted by: Dr.Hook & The Medicine Show at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (AW9md)

69 Question for FBI Director Robert Mueller (under oath): Did you, at any time, before November 8, brief the president on the Petraeus affair?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (BVkEs)

70 "Then, as I began to contemplate ways to assist Barack in his 2012 re-election bid something miraculous happened."

Ways to assist Barack in his 2012 re-election bid!?
Ways to assist Barack in his 2012 re-election bid!?

How about just "teaching." It's been working maaaarvelously thus far.

(But I thought professors (and teachers) were supposed to be objective, gd-like entities, without biases, preferences, and suchlike. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's what some of them taught me. That's weird.)

"I felt God’s (His) Spirit beckoning me in my dreams at night. Listening, cautiously, I learned that Jesus walked the earth to create a more civilized society, Martin (Luther King) walked the earth to create a more justified society, but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and working poor."

Maybe we should just go with Jesus's idea.

"Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the answers to unlock the kingdom of “heaven here on earth” for his followers."

Buttsex?

"The answers were repeated – over and over – in speeches Barack had made from his presidential announcement to his inaugural address."

The ones he gave from his loins?

"Those speeches or his teachings contained the answers to the middle class and working poor people living in a “heaven here on earth.” For when the answers were unlocked and enacted, Apostle Barack’s vision of America would be realized."

What?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (uvzjj)

71 54 "So Tom Hardy to play Sam Fisher. He's too big for the role but more tent poles for him is a good thing."

Tom Hardy is like, Tom Cruise height.

They used a lot of crazy camera angles to make him look huge as Bane, but he's really short and could probably drop the muscle mass pretty quick

Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (IgwTl)

72 61 To be first, one must be last. To be served, one must serve.

Unless you come from Chicago and know the right people.
Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (IgwTl)


Thats some primo auto asphyxiation grade bullshit right there. Cheers!

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (SAjQl)

73 Are we sure that this isn't another whack job academic who just changed her name? One with the initials DF? Because it sure sounds familiar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (TIIx5)

74 Christians are all backwards anti-science Republicans.

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (1H47k)

75 I know Boots.. I feel the same way. The last four years were filled with uncertainty. But we KNOW what's coming now and it scares me to death.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (1hNQS)

76
Wow, that water sure is racist. Letting a white guy walk on it, but it won't let Obama? Don't even need the dog whistles for that one.

Posted by: MSM at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (F6KtL)

77 They used a lot of crazy camera angles to make him
look huge as Bane, but he's really short and could probably drop the
muscle mass pretty quick


Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (IgwTl)

I just keep thinking of him in Bronson and just have a hard time seeing him as Sam Fisher but I really like Hardy so I'm game

Posted by: The Dude at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (tw6Ar)

78 Don't Immanentize the Eschaton

I'll bet she can't spell that...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (PMGbu)

79 It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye on a needle than for the apostle to throw a baseball for a strike from the front of a pitcher's mound.

Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (IgwTl)

80 This is among the reasons why I wanted His Holiness to lose re-election. The apotheosis of Obama is one of the most embarrassing things I've seen in this country in my lifetime. And I lived through the 70's!
How much do you want to bet that the Left starts up talk of repealing the 22nd Amendment in a couple of years just like they did at the end of Clinton's second term?

Posted by: Fart at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (erQJO)

81 57 -

Wrong Barbara Thompson.

Yes, I found a tiny picture of the right one. And yes, she looks exactly as we all would/should have assumed.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (BeSEI)

82 http://barbarathompson.net/

Oh yeah....

she's a hottie....


Appears to be a different Barbara Thompson

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (SY2Kh)

83 You know, Hitler did this. Just sayin'.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:16 PM (DoZD+)

84

Living proof that hair weaves cut off circulation to the brain.



Oh no, you di'int!

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2012 06:16 PM (UaxA0)

85 Who's up for another film making fun of religious people and their cults?? And by religious people and their cults I mean conservatives and Republicans, obviously!!!

Posted by: Bill Maher at November 14, 2012 06:16 PM (F6KtL)

86 We are in big trouble if Barky is God's answer to the world.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 14, 2012 06:16 PM (O/Mo3)

87 She teaches at ...

--------

Logic professor friend of mine hated being called a teacher because "that assumes there's some learning going on."

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 14, 2012 06:16 PM (NmR1a)

88 School web site says she's a doctor. No one else does.

More university fraud.

Posted by: Dang at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (R18D0)

89 Does anyone else feel like last Tuesday night seems like four years already?

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (UOM48)

90 I agree he was sent from Above- he is GoG, king of Magog ( see Zachariah and Ezekiel chapter 33 I think).

Posted by: bigben at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (x759p)

91 Get some dignity, damn. Swallowing (engulfing!) someone's testicles this much, no matter how much you like a person, is embarrassing to witness.

Posted by: fb at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (JVEmw)

92 So if Obama is an apostle sent from God what does that make Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (xXhWA)

93 Wow, that's pretty bad to be worshipping a guy like that, huh?

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (F6KtL)

94 You'd think God's right hand man could the real unemployment rate under 10%.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (b+jI9)

95 Scoliosis Tests for ALL the cute girls.

Posted by: Barbara A. Thompson at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (iQYoL)

96 Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people, especially those who elected him in 2008.

And the Lord and his disciples went forth onto the golf courses of the promised land and upon the fairway of the sixth hole a cloud overshadowed them,
and a voice came out of the cloud, "This is my beloved Son; handeth him a five iron."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (QKKT0)

97 While looking for a picture of this scrunt I ran across the Amazon book with the customer reviews.


I have never seen a review this bad before with nothing but 1 star ratings

http://is.gd/gr3GR0

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (YdQQY)

98 Bill Maher is going to work himself into a pretzel over this.

Gotta get my bacon-wrapped meatloaf in the oven. If we're going to let it burn, may as well eat well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (UOM48)

99 Wow, this whole cult is kinda creepy, isn't it?

Posted by: Sun Myung Moon at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (F6KtL)

100 So if Obama is an apostle sent from God what does that make Chuck Schumer?
Posted by: the lone lemon at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (xXhWA)

Still an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (jE38p)

101 57 http://barbarathompson.net/

Oh yeah....

she's a hottie....

//WC Fields
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (LRFds)

That's not her. Note the state.

Florida A & M? Five dollars says the BT in question is black.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (Su0W2)

102 Oh I was sure that was the Betty White demographic...oops

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (LRFds)

103 Let me guess: the bitch already has tenure.

Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (jKE+Z)

104 Some kind of cherub or something?

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (xXhWA)

105

http://barbarathompson.net/


If you are looking at a picture and she is not at least mocha in hue, you have the wrong barbara thompson.

FAMU is a "historically black college" and she teaches PE at it.

The intellectual wattage is probably blinding.

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (UaxA0)

106 101 Baldilocks,

It was sorta a joke...I only 1/2 looked was in the mood for a WC Fields gag...

sorry.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (LRFds)

107 He'll have to get in line behind the Apostles Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il. They did yeoman's work in creating an equalized society. Indeed, there are no evil rich people in North Korea (outside the noble vanguard who caretake the country for the benefit of the people)--all are equal, and the grass and leaves are apparently delicious.

/

Posted by: Palandine at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (g7D8V)

108 Jane.. yes. That's why I am seriously contemplating staying away from the media, newspapers even blogs. I can't take this horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach. I keep having visions of me in a corner of my house shooting at the "government agents" sent to take me and my family away to be re-educated. I will shoot myself first. This isn't how I wanted to spend my golden years. They are slipping away minute by minute.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (1hNQS)

109 "The words contained in this manuscript were extracted from one hundred
and fifty-five (155) speeches Barack made between February 10, 2007 and
January 20, 2009."

3,600 ways to say "duh"

Posted by: BHO, Rico Suave Heysus at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (rzTDZ)

110 And it's self published (vanity "publisher" Authorhouse), so it's just a pretend book. You know, they'll print shit if you pay them to print shit. Like Kinko's.

Posted by: Dang at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (R18D0)

111 "..a more equalized society for themiddle class and working poor."
I take it she wants me to become one of the working poor. Poor is a state of mind. Being broke is a finacial problem. I for one don't want to be one of the "working poor". Been there done that not going back. So what about the "rich working class"? Should they become one with the working poor and we'll all be the same?

Posted by: harleycowb at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (wSTfB)

112 105 IMP,

sigh....moron nation on the prowl...I can power a 15 watt lightbulb....

on a good day

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (LRFds)

113 Even I think she's laying it on a little too thick.

Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong-Il at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (JVEmw)

114 worked out great for me

Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (EZl54)

115 101s's correct. Here's a link to the Florida AM page with her photo (scroll a little more than halfway down):

http://tinyurl.com/auaqo8y

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (PMGbu)

116 The "real" Babs Thompson:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/auaqo8y

If she got her degree in sit-ups, it must have been many many years ago. And she isn't keeping up with her continuing education requirements.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (BeSEI)

117 >>>they insist he is a God on Earth Mike?

I usually like insults. The ones they use on us are top picks when a lefty has any sort of "faith" based argument. You know the usual, theocrats, crusaders, dogmatic oppressors etc etc, Then tell them, "If he really is God on Earth, why doesn't he fulfill his promise to the American people, uphold the first amendment separation of church and state, and step down....Or did God lie when he promised to uphold the Constitution?"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (0q2P7)

118 I have never seen a review this bad before with nothing but 1 star ratings

http://is.gd/gr3GR0



Posted by: Vic


Only because zero stars is not an option.

Posted by: Dang at November 14, 2012 06:22 PM (R18D0)

119 I was afraid to look...I'm *so* glad she isn't at a Catholic university...

Posted by: Lynne at November 14, 2012 06:22 PM (coNWF)

120 108 jewell45,

Jewell don't despair...

It is not likely to come to that all at once, and I swear if it is within my power i will get as many of us to safety as I can.

We need to organize.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:22 PM (LRFds)

121 "what is evidence of a higher education bubble, Alex?"

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 14, 2012 06:22 PM (QxSug)

122 I don't think that's how you spell 'ass pustule'.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2012 06:23 PM (WnY+k)

123 I remember that Personal Jesus video .. that creeped me out like nothing else. Who is shocked about this? No one.

Posted by: osu at November 14, 2012 06:23 PM (xR46S)

124 The scary thing is that there are millions more of her all over the US who think anyone who doesn't believe in Apostle Barack are heretics who need some strong correction. Who in the right mind can't see Obama lapping this stuff up and possibly taking it to its most odious conclusion. He dangerously narcisssitsic. Heck there's a whole website called "Obamamessiah" with quotes from 2008 with people sounding equally deranged.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2012 06:23 PM (T8WRP)

125 Wasn't the last "Messiah" sent by G-D ( well for those who believe in that stuff and are not Jewish) crucified? Just saying. This in way should construed as a threat this and or any other future Messiahs.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (jE38p)

126 117 mikeTheMoose,

all true and a good jab at the secular view....

I am FAR from evangelical I am a clockwork deist at heart but if they want to convince me this is the march to the end I guess i'm adaptable.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (LRFds)

127
I like this printing better.

http://tinyurl.com/aof227h

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (PHb2k)

128
Somebody sent the hurricanethat saved his ass. Just saying.

Posted by: California Red at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (icSBv)

129 Professor Thompson may be what is delicately referred to as an Affirmative Action hire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (QKKT0)

130 Barbara A. Thompson.

BATshit crazy.

Posted by: Dang at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (R18D0)

131 Annnnnnd on the seventh day, I played golf

Posted by: God Barack at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (F6KtL)

132 "...all are equal, and the grass and leaves are apparently delicious."
The pine needles are reserved for the epicureans.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (wSTfB)

133 Watts Up With That goes live at 5pm PDT. (8pm eastern)

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/wuwt-tv-live

http://tinyurl.com/b8alox3 (in case the first link gets rejected)

Posted by: TrueNorthist at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (3Aixx)

134 probably already said, but this loons wants to immanentize the eschaton

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (QxSug)

135 realizing his vision of America as a more perfect political union or “heaven here on earth."

My entire life's work was in vain, wasn't it?


Posted by: William F. Buckey at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (UWXuw)

136 129 Professor Thompson may be what is delicately referred to as an Affirmative Action hire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (QKKT0)

--Perfect follower of the Diversity Hire President.

Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (jKE+Z)

137 128 -

Or viewed another way, Somebody sent a hurricane to test us.


We failed the test.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (BeSEI)

138 Strong delusion is mentioned over and over again in the Bible. Just saying.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (Su0W2)

139 I had always felt my life was worthless and had no purpose until I lucked upon this book. Sure, I had built my own business, employed thousands, tithed 20% to my (other) church. But it all felt so empty.

As I sat in my chair one night, browsing Amazon, with a gun in my mouth I accidentally clicked a link to this book and it felt as if the hand of Barack had sent a bolt of lightning through my body.

I now know what I must do. Last week I voted for revenge against the evil capitalists, shut down my business and donated all of the proceeds to Solyndra. Can't wait to see what my future holds!

Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (2t6Gz)

140 Professor Thompson may be what is delicately referred to as an Affirmative Action hire.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (QKKT0)

her school is a HBCU so no

Posted by: The Dude at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (tw6Ar)

141 Hey go to the AM website...just like her boyfriend you can't look at her currciula vitae....that is rich.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (LRFds)

142 #108 -Jewell, take a break. I'm thinking of doing the same. You'll feel much better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (T8WRP)

143 Here is some weapon grade stupid.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (OWjjx)

144 Somebody sent the hurricanethat saved his ass. Just saying.

It was intended as a warning, but it was not heeded.

Posted by: God at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (SY2Kh)

145
I noticed good ol' Doctor Babs Thompson is the only one on the list that doesn't have a clickable Curriculum Vita. Gosh....I wonder why that is?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (L7hol)

146 This makes, "Dreams From My Father," one of the Gospels, right?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (8/bPb)

147 This guy may be on to something with the whole cult thing, huh?

Posted by: Lenin at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (F6KtL)

148 They are all looking for their "Daddy". I blame the break up of families. Makes me sick to watch the women look at him like he is G-d. Fag hags they just don't know it.

Posted by: osu at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (xR46S)

149 Professor Thompson

Any relation to Jon Thompson, ex basketball coach from GT University?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (jE38p)

150 <br>And yeah, "heaven here on earth" is the typical and rationally-expected outcome of Socialism...Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney </br>
<br>
<br/>
Not Socialism, Fascism. The differences are few, but there are differences. Somebody here at Moron Nation once posted "All Utopias lead to death camps". Thats what I thought when I read about this book. This will not end well. As for the Obama as anti-Christ, no he isn't that. The anti-Christ, when he finnally appears, will deceive ALL nations and people. Obama only won with half the vote and the nation is severely divided.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (Re9Sr)

151 Some people are discussing how to get more conservatives in academia, the problems with recruiting and then the problems with resistance from entrenched leftist institutions.

Regardless of the general trending of the term "let it burn," I think it definitely applies in this case.

We need to be working on starting the "Heald College" version of a general / classical education, not expending all our energy and local political capital getting a couple of conservative professors in state colleges run by Marxist Maniacs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (bxiXv)

152 I think she actually wrote,

Ye tho' Barack has worked tirelessly on thine behalf, especially the anointed ones that elected him in 2008, His flock needed to re-elect Him to a second coming, so that He may continue His good works, thus realizing His vision of screwing America in a more perfect union or "heaven on earth."

Posted by: dogfish at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (NuPNl)

153 So how come establishing more equality always seems to mean bringing the wealthy down rather lifting the poor up?
Oh if President Rainbows and Skittles had any character at all this messianic bullshit would embarrass him.

Posted by: Northern Lurker at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (cB5eO)

154

Jesus left that place and went away to the district of Tyre and Sidon Columbia

Posted by: kj at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (AW9md)

155 So if Obama is an apostle, who is Judas........Hillary maybe

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (OWjjx)

156 Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and working poor.

-----

Tell that to the former employees at Boeing and Hostess, and that's just in the last week and that's just in my own community.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (+jNI+)

157 Funny, I was thinking it was more likely that Barry had a 666 birthmarkin the crack of hisass and that he had suffered a severe headwound in his youth, hence the refusal to release his medical records. You people who went to Sunday School as a kid know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: ronnie raygun at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (VDovR)

158 LULZ, the Tennessee Volunteers QB said, "I'm paid to win games."

Just another day in the SEC.

Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (jKE+Z)

159 The Holy Spirit has been telling me to lay low, horde money, and contribute to the economy as little as possible until I am able to get 100% debt free.
Posted by: Dave S. at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (/BwGa)

----------->>>
Same here, then as much as possible "go Galt" and let the leviathan crash of its own weight. Of course, since we're re-living the 1930s we might get an economic "boom" when global war starts up in a few years.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (nYHk7)

160 Second look at Satan?

Posted by: AD at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (UWXuw)

161 On the hurricane as divine American harbinger...

Baby Liberty was almost killed in the crib in 1812 during the attack on DC...God sent the storms and the British stopped firing and prayed.

Diaries say they felt that they had offended God directly.

it hurt morale.

In 2012 America was on the verge of choosing a dictatorial asshole and god sent a hurricane to destroy NE and remind them we are beneath him and protected only by grace....

and Chris Christie started getting ready to blow the devil.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (LRFds)

162 What's big and fat but and looks like Michael Moore but without the inner sense of loyalty?

Chris Cristie. Get it? It's a joke, see, but it's also true.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (lOlyY)

163 So now the Lightworker's saying Romney's a great guy? Honestly, there's nothing left to do with this fucker except crush him.

Posted by: Cricket at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (DrC22)

164 LULZ, the Tennessee Volunteers QB said, "I'm paid to win games."

Just another day in the SEC.
Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (jKE+Z)

Well at least he is honest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (jE38p)

165 Hubris and then Nemesis.

Posted by: Witchfinder at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (pLTLS)

166 Hey, she was a legacy. We had to take her.

Posted by: Alpha Kappa Alpha at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (QKKT0)

167 jewells

hugs....this is what they want....us to shut up and shut down....well i'm not going to.....and they can haul me to the camps....i'll go kicking and screaming and i'll make their lives hell....fuck them.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (Ho2rs)

168 159 RBC,

There will be a lot of nuclear nations with a hard on for us....this next global war is gonna suck.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (LRFds)

169 136 129 Professor Thompson may be what is delicately referred to as an Affirmative Action hire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (QKKT0)

--Perfect follower of the Diversity Hire President.

AA hire at an HBCU? Why?

Do note what her specialty is.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (Su0W2)

170 158 -

If he's telling the truth, you needn't worry about him violating any NCAA rules.

Check his record.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (BeSEI)

171 So Let it Be Written, So Let it Be Taxed!

Posted by: The Gospel of Barack at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (OWjjx)

172 Holy shit, who's the PR guy for this dickwad?? I need him stat!!!

Posted by: Satan at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (F6KtL)

173 "As I sat in my chair one night, browsing Amazon, with a gun in my mouth I accidentally clicked a link to this book and it felt as if the hand of Barack had sent a bolt of lightning through my body." Which caused me to flinch and blow out my brains. NOW I am ready for servitude to the cause.
You left out this part.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (wSTfB)

174 So let it be written, so let it be regulated.

Posted by: The Gospel of Barack at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (OWjjx)

175 Martin (Luther King) walked the earth to create a more justified
society, but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would
walk the 5th hole 200 yards par 5 dog leg to the left.



Sounds about right.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (1PE/J)

176 "150
And yeah, "heaven here on earth" is the typical and rationally-expected outcome of Socialism...Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney




Not Socialism, Fascism. The differences are few, but there are differences. Somebody here at Moron Nation once posted "All Utopias lead to death camps". Thats what I thought when I read about this book. This will not end well. As for the Obama as anti-Christ, no he isn't that. The anti-Christ, when he finnally appears, will deceive ALL nations and people. Obama only won with half the vote and the nation is severely divided.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (Re9Sr)"

Look, if you want me to believe that Obama loves Mussolini (or, I guess, Franco, though not really) and hates Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Mao, etc., (and Keynes) you're going to have to prove it. Endlessly repeating that assertion doesn't do much.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (uvzjj)

177 And on the first day, you did not create that...........

Posted by: The Gospel of Barack at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (OWjjx)

178 These people are scary. Who the hell thinks like that?

Posted by: Infidel at November 14, 2012 06:32 PM (O/fK8)

179 Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people, especially those who elected him in 2008.

Says it all, doesn't it? "Reward your friends, punish your enemies."

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

180
And to think I thought the MSM was laying it on a little thick when they went out of their way to capture pics of Obungle with a halo.

Now we know, like the Pharaohs from ancient Egypt, and those squatty little gnomes from NK, Obismal is a living god.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (L7hol)

181 177 And on the first day, you did not create that...........
Posted by: The Gospel of Barack at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (OWjjx)

-----

Iowahawk had something like this a few months ago.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (K4AdI)

182 Professor Thompson may be what is delicately referred to as an Affirmative Action hire.
----
And checking the dept page at her school, it looks like they're fully uh... affirmed.

Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (2t6Gz)

183 Ray, the next time someone asks "are you a god?" you say YES!

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (OevbG)

184 176 MUMR,

Is it enough to remind you that lenin loved him some benito?

or that eggs were cracked in Ivanland before Italy, Germany et al???

I'd just like to be on record as saying that like my coffee I prefer my Presidents decaf.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (LRFds)

185 Forgive them Father, for they do not realize I won..........

Posted by: The Gospel of Barack at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (OWjjx)

186 Does this mean that Simon Peter is now Joe Biden?

Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (IgwTl)

187 Did you really have to post this around dinner time?

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (G99e4)

188 >>Do note what her specialty is.

The Epistemy of the Squat Thrust and its effect on Post-Industrial Civilization

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (WnY+k)

189 The Amazon comments accuse Barbara Thompson of being "a few sandwiches short of a picnic."

My friends, this woman is a few sandwiches, three bags of chips, a large bottle of homemade lemonade and three glasses, homemade brownies, a basket, a Gingham-check blanket, a couple hundred ants, a park, a sunny day, and suburban family short of a picnic.

Also, the only positive review is *so* obviously satire.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (bxiXv)

190 I snuck a peek at her pic..If she has ANYTHING to do with physical education then her students are getting robbed.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 14, 2012 06:35 PM (boaYm)

191 ...with a firm reliance on Divine Providence...

Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 06:35 PM (6Zy+s)

192 So let it be written, so let it burn.

Posted by: Gospel of Ace (Apocrypha) at November 14, 2012 06:35 PM (UWXuw)

193 People will believe that the False Prophet is Jesus the Christ. Some say that this will be the person whom Muslims will believe is the Jesus mentioned in the Koran.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:35 PM (Su0W2)

194 Amazon is now moderating my reviews. Apparently they no longer trust that they are real for some reason.

Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 06:36 PM (2t6Gz)

195 Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people, especially those who elected him in 2008.



Says it all, doesn't it? "Reward your friends, punish your enemies."

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (sdi6R)


Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people,
especially those who elected him in 2008. His followers needed to
re-elect
him to a second..

Let's not for get this little gem

Posted by: YIKES! at November 14, 2012 06:36 PM (1PE/J)

196 You shall covet your neighbor’s house. You shall covet your neighbor’s wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

Posted by: Barxodus at November 14, 2012 06:36 PM (jKE+Z)

197 @Vic
Amazon review --

heh.

5.0 out of 5 stars This book changed my life, November 14, 2012
By
James Snape "Page-Zone"
This review is from: The Gospel According to Apostle Barack (Paperback)
I had always felt my life was worthless and had no purpose until I lucked upon this book. Sure, I had built my own business, employed thousands, tithed 20% to my (other) church. But it all felt so empty. As I sat in my chair one night, browsing Amazon, with a gun in my mouth I accidentally clicked a link to this book and it felt as if the hand of Barack had sent a bolt of lightning through my body. I now know what I must do. Last week I voted for revenge against the evil capitalists, shut down my business and donated all of the proceeds to Solyndra. Can't wait to see what my future holds!

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 14, 2012 06:37 PM (EZl54)

198
I f*cking don't get the connection that Obama has to anything Christian.
I would think people would be happy that he is the anti-Christ, not an
apostle sent by God.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (O/Mo3)

Well Obamao has a pact with the Devil - so that is a supernatural connection. God, Satan - close enough for the liberal mind, and literally close enough for government work.



Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2012 06:37 PM (ylhEn)

199 153 So how come establishing more equality always seems to mean bringing the wealthy down rather lifting the poor up?

Posted by: Northern Lurker at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (cB5eO)


The left don't know how to make more pies, but they can damned well take yours.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (bxiXv)

200 "184 176 MUMR,

Is it enough to remind you that lenin loved him some benito?

or that eggs were cracked in Ivanland before Italy, Germany et al???

I'd just like to be on record as saying that like my coffee I prefer my Presidents decaf.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (LRFds) "

Yes. Russia was the first country to go totalitarian. (Italy never did, even though Mussolini looked up to Lenin.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (uvzjj)

201 @193: I used to think Obama was too lame to qualify. But evil doesn't have standards.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (OevbG)

202 The kingdom of God is like a choom seed

Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (IgwTl)

203 The Lord Barack's Prayer

Barack who is in the White House
How will be thine name

My welfare check comes
My EBT card be done
At liquor stores and pawn shops everywhere
And lead me not into an unwanted pregnacy
But deliver me to Planned Parenthood
For thine is the taxing and regulating
Now and Forever

Amen!

Posted by: Pope Mallamutt, Repenting As We Speak at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (OWjjx)

204 And checking the dept page at her school, it looks like they're fully uh... affirmed.
Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (2t6Gz)

Again, FAMU is a historically black university.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (Su0W2)

205
For picture: http://tinyurl.com/auaqo8y
Scroll to the bottom of the page

Also, student evals aren't exactly stellar:
http://tinyurl.com/c9qlscy

Posted by: RayJ at November 14, 2012 06:39 PM (pI/IV)

206 In other words, socialism is when the government steals your neighbor's shit to give it to you (or your shit is stolen by the government), communism, in theory, cuts out the middle man, but in practice, cuts out everyone.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:39 PM (bxiXv)

207 "I had always felt my life was worthless."
It still is.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 14, 2012 06:40 PM (wSTfB)

208 Isn't FAMU where the kid who was drum major was killed in a hazing incident?

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2012 06:40 PM (neKzn)

209 200 MUMR,

Mussolini was once a very well regarded piker in the totalitarian sweepstakes...

hell FDR beat him in dissidence creation per capita....

pretty funny stuff one night on a "oh my god it is 3am" ONT I'll highlight the democrats giving 19030s tyranny a blowjob

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:40 PM (LRFds)

210 Again, FAMU is a historically black university.
Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (Su0W2)


So now is the Democratic Party

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 06:40 PM (jE38p)

211
Instead of deciding which one was the real mother of the stolen baby, King Barack stated 'That's above my pay grade.'

Posted by: The Book of Barack at November 14, 2012 06:41 PM (F6KtL)

212 If Barkey if the new JESUS ( which is blasphemy (btw)
When does he Ascend ?

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 14, 2012 06:41 PM (XIsD/)

213 The road to socialism lies through a period of the highest possible intensification of the principle of the state.
Just as a lamp, before going out, shoots up in a brilliant flame, so the state, before disappearing, assumes the form of the dictatorship of the proletariat, i.e., the most ruthless form of state, which embraces the life of the citizens authoritatively in every direction.
Leon Trotsky

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:41 PM (uvzjj)

214 Obama's press conference, and the media laying the foundation for all the bad news about to hit to be blamed on the fiscal cliff negotiation, makes it clear that they intend to overreach.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 14, 2012 06:41 PM (KCvsd)

215
On the second day, a golf course was made...

Posted by: The Book of Barack at November 14, 2012 06:42 PM (F6KtL)

216 For the want of 500,000 votes. Sigh.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 14, 2012 06:42 PM (YmPwQ)

217 That 5 star review sounds like it was written by a member of the horde.

Posted by: Adam at November 14, 2012 06:42 PM (/YJYi)

218 O.M.G. I'll bet she's crazy good in bed. Bless her heart.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2012 06:42 PM (BAS5M)

219 I agree, compared to her twin in a couple of the photos she certainly does look... Enhanced.

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at November 14, 2012 06:42 PM (BgIBZ)

220 Credentialism run rampant. You should see the insane nonsense that comes out of the mouths of PhD candidates in eduation...so much ignorance it boggles the mind.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (7jcf3)

221 Second look at Obama being the Anti-Christ?

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (UOM48)

222 And when Pilate gave the people a choice between Barack and Barabas, they cho-, uh, wait a minute...

Posted by: Dr. Barbara A. Thompson at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (8/bPb)

223
I hate when The Onion spills over into real life.

Posted by: Lauren at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (wsGWu)

224
Since this is liberal bizaro world person then it means that it was actually Satan speaking to her and Obama is on track to deliver the country straight into hell on earth.
Well played.

Posted by: AdamPM at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (KQUMx)

225 I think the ultimate / eventual version of communism will include an attempt to replace the human part of the equation with something else (or engineered less-than-humans), because it's just an inhuman philosophy that demands inhuman acts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (bxiXv)

226 "221 Second look at Obama being the Anti-Christ?

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (UOM4 "

Obama in Latin:

Ob - against
am - love
a - feminine suffix

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (uvzjj)

227 Obama's press conference, and the media laying the foundation for all the bad news about to hit to be blamed on the fiscal cliff negotiation,Republicans/Bush makes it clear that they intend to overreach.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (wSTfB)

228 Hey, if Obama is Jesus, does that make Satan his brother?

Posted by: Mitt the Mormon at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (sv/s3)

229 223

I hate when The Onion spills over into real life.




Yep. *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (UOM48)

230 221 Second look at Obama being the Anti-Christ?
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (UOM4

-----

Nah, he's amateur by AC standards. Heck, Pootie or Jiabao are more insidious. Oba just happens to be the one we hear about daily.

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (BgIBZ)

231 "222 And when Pilate gave the people a choice between Barack and Barabas, they cho-, uh, wait a minute...

Posted by: Dr. Barbara A. Thompson at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (8/bPb) "

Yeah. I wasn't going to say anything.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (uvzjj)

232 @221: I have him down for both Anti-Christ and 12th Imam.

I haven't figured out what that makes Biden yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (OevbG)

233 That Barky press conference came on the radio today, and I couldn't punch away fast enough.

214 Blue Falcon you are right, he's setting up a fight with the republicans, this timeover Susan Rice, and that will be his MO this term. Set up a fight and blame the republicans for the ensuing chaos. All of it.

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (neKzn)

234 I guess the fact that she's on a first-name basis with Barack and Martin means that she is spiritually enlightened and not some name-dropping asshole.

No, I think she's just an asshole.

Posted by: Mrsp at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (tgRSU)

235 The more I think about that press conference, the more agitated I become. Honestly, I can't believe 60 million Americans voted for that lying arrogant POS. Indignant about challenging Susan Rice? Please. What a bunch of nasty, ruthless clowns--Obama, Reid, Pelosi, the whole lot of them. This is not an American I can recognize. This is agitprop America, politics as pure theater. We are headed for a national meltdown, a date with fiscal reality, and we have The Joker as our President. Holy shit.

Posted by: Cricket at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (DrC22)

236
The scary part about these sick pukes is if Obama decided he was going to run for a third term no matter what the law says they'd work just as hard to get it done

Posted by: kj at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (AW9md)

237 214 Blue Falcon in Boston,

You misspelled "meet expectations" they overreached for how many years?

This is what the mule enablers want who am I to stop them?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (LRFds)

238 I thought the religious lunacy had reached its zenith in 2008 but apparently they were still making comparisons between Obama and Jesus in front of the DNC convention:

http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/2012/09/prophecy-fulfilled.html

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (T8WRP)

239 The word marker outer got lost in the interweb. Scratch out fiscal cliff negotiations.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (wSTfB)

240 They used a lot of crazy camera angles to make him look huge as Bane,
but he's really short and could probably drop the muscle mass pretty
quick


Really? Christian Bale is tall (like 6'3" or something), so to make Bane and Batman seem the same size was some trick.

Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (vjyZP)

241 Our son is convinced the c-i-c is the anti-Christ.

And I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. He's been into the desert and seen shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (UOM48)

242 I wonder if she knows that the Secret Service put people like her on a special watch list?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (YEG/L)

243 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM <br>
<br>
<br>
There isn't that much difference between Communism and Fascism. If you haven't read Jonah Goldberg's book Librael Fascism, do it. It explains it rather well. I think Obama is a combination of the murderers row if tyrants you listed but thats just me. Oh, I don't think death camps are in the future the next 4 years but I wouldn't be at all surprised if ground work was being laid out for them. I'm a pessimist though.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (Re9Sr)

244 Nice to see we're back to the God King crap again.

In a couple months, it'll we'll no longer be 'racists' but rather 'infidels.'

Posted by: El Kabong, Honorable Moron from AZ at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (F/CvB)

245 210 Again, FAMU is a historically black university.
Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (Su0W2)


So now is the Democratic Party
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2012 06:40 PM (jE38p)

It won't be after the the tax money runs out and the Leftists goad their new slaves into starting a hot race war with a vastly outnumbered force--whites, Latinos and un-enslaved blacks. Oh yeah and there's the starvation.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (Su0W2)

246 While I find some of the reviews amusing, the whole situation reminds me of the crew in the movie Cabin Boy, amusing themselves by throwing empty cans at a dancing idiot.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (bxiXv)

247 She's got ... DOCTOR Amy Bishop eyes!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (BAS5M)

248 That there is theologically PAINFUL.

Posted by: Mindy at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (6jLT3)

249 There will be a lot of nuclear nations with a hard on for us....this next global war is gonna suck.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (LRFds)

--------->>>
Look on the bright side: the target-rich environments tend to be "blue" cities.

Hard times are coming. I'm not panicked because I did not think a Romney administration would be a miracle cure for what ails the nation; it would just slow the rate of descent. Now I just expect a nose-dive as the economy augers into the dirt.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (nYHk7)

250 yeah but I've called myself a doctor when ever necessary to "operate" on a reluctant "patient".

Those ladies aren't going to lie down on the "examination" table for just anyone.

Posted by: AshKente at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (SP4jC)

251
My god, to have this guy's executive power!

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (F6KtL)

252 Oh yeah and there's the starvation.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (Su0W2)


I can sense that you're not in the best of all possible moods right now.

Don't worry about how I know that, it's a gift.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (bxiXv)

253 244 Nice to see we're back to the God King crap again.

Posted by: El Kabong, Honorable Moron from AZ at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (F/CvB)

---

You called?

http://tinyurl.com/bzt3ebn

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (BgIBZ)

254 Listening to the Todd Schnitt show on the radio on a grocery store run, and a black conservative called in to say he's an outcast in his own family.

To add insult to injury, he's married to a white woman whose mother is a raving Obamabot.


Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (UOM48)

255 241 Jane D'oh,

well if he ain the AC he's definitely the warm up act....

remember his book ain;t finished.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:49 PM (LRFds)

256 "225 I think the ultimate / eventual version of communism will include an attempt to replace the human part of the equation with something else (or engineered less-than-humans), because it's just an inhuman philosophy that demands inhuman acts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (bxiXv) "

Well, lobotomy isn't that difficult, and Leftists "love" "science"...


(If Leftists could figure out which part of the brain was responsible for racism/other forms of "rightward deviance" (and it should be possible, or perhaps already accomplished) wouldn't lobotomizing everyone be a "moral imperative?")

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:49 PM (uvzjj)

257 sven, you may be right. Warm-up act.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (UOM48)

258 Obama to White House Press Corps: Fuck Off!

White House Press Corps to Obama: How shall we fuck off, O, Lord?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (BAS5M)

259
@ 193
No. The false prophet is some guy named Muhammed. Or Cat Stevens. I can't decide.

Posted by: ronnie raygun at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (VDovR)

260 Obama in Latin:



Ob - against

am - love

a - feminine suffix


Nice.

Obama backwards in Latin: Amabo - I shall love

Sneaky, folks.

Posted by: AD at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (UWXuw)

261 245 baldilocks,

If it's any comfort I know these hills.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (LRFds)

262

In defense of FAMU, these HBCs served a valuable purpose when the university system was segregated and there was no way for a black kid to get a degree. Now? Cesspools of nepotism/cronyism, incompetence, lax intellectual standards, and as someone mentioned, credentialism. Tat "doctorate" she has, plus $1.25 in change, can get you a decent crap at a pay toilet in the park.

Posted by: imp at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (UaxA0)

263 The thing is, God has dealt with uglier fights and more powerful enemies.

He can shrug off folks such as these like so much dust, if he chooses. I just don't know that I would challenge that loving, forgiving nature.

As our parents love and forgive, they also punish our bad behavior.

God is the ultimate father.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (piMMO)

264 ok guys lets not give them any ideas

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (xXhWA)

265 "243 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM





There isn't that much difference between Communism and Fascism. If you haven't read Jonah Goldberg's book Librael Fascism, do it. It explains it rather well. I think Obama is a combination of the murderers row if tyrants you listed but thats just me. Oh, I don't think death camps are in the future the next 4 years but I wouldn't be at all surprised if ground work was being laid out for them. I'm a pessimist though.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (Re9Sr) "

If there isn't much difference, why do so many "enlightened intellectuals" who can't even defend their own assertions insist on "correcting" what is obviously true?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (uvzjj)

266 He's not the anti-Christ, he is the Apostle for the Anti-Christ

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (YdQQY)

267 Obama in Latin:

Ob - against
am - love
a - feminine suffix
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (uvzjj)

Obama in the Luo language: bent or crooked.

Really.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (Su0W2)

268
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other Gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

As we said before, so say I now again; if any man preach any other Gospel unto you than thatye have received, let him be accursed.

Posted by: Let her be accursed at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (Cibtj)

269 265 MUMR,

they hated each other because they were competing at least initially for the same pool of followers?


Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:53 PM (LRFds)

270 And why isn't the idea that "There isn't much difference between Fascism and [Communism]" ever raised in other contexts?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:53 PM (uvzjj)

271 Today was such a shit day. The new normal. These people grow more hideous by the day

Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 06:53 PM (0PiQ4)

272 266 Vic,

Maybe. Like i said I am mostly a clockwork deist. I need convincing but his fans are working on it.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:53 PM (LRFds)

273 I haven't figured out what that makes Biden yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (OevbG)


Court Jester of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:54 PM (bxiXv)

274 He's not the anti-Christ, he is the Apostle for the Anti-Christ

****

Did you ever watch Devil's Advocate?

I have long wondered when their true faces will be revealed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 06:54 PM (piMMO)

275 I'm still hoping to see the oft teased prenatal test for LGBT show up before everything goes to shit. The simultaneous worldwide shattering of every left of center party on the planet into Gays vs Feminists would be hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (OevbG)

276 This is not an American I can recognize. This is agitprop America, politics as pure theater. We are headed for a national meltdown, a date with fiscal reality, and we have The Joker as our President. Holy shit.
Posted by: Cricket at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (DrC22)


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To be quite honest and really not likinghaving to say it, but we are headed toward a hot civil war. Exactly what form it will take, I'm not sure. It won't be nice.

Posted by: Soona at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (1QB1c)

277 270 MUMR,

The international communist hard left needed an albatross to throw around capitalism's neck....

and thus was born the "Shicklegruber was a capitalist right winger" meme....

Hitler was a hyper nationalist totalitarian socialist corpratist which oddly is very similar to what russia devolved into.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (LRFds)

278 Well, it is said the Antichrist will be a homosexual.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (BVkEs)

279 As a member of the Fast and Furious task force, France received copies

I thought the guns just went to Mexico? Learn something new every day I guess.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (MOWP1)

280 Again, FAMU is a historically black university.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM


Judged by this particular loser, and the fact that she is actually allowed to run (sorry, waddle) free and unmedicated through the streets, I would actually characterize it as a "hysterically black university."

When Choom Boy's constituency finally wakes up, the reaction will be terrifying. People do not tolerate learning that they have been following someone who is not only a false god, but a lying piece of shit into the bargain. I would guess the Free Shit Brigade will take it out on the rest of us, not those who brought the traitor to power.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (yKUrR)

281 One more year, and the majority of the left will embrace and start advocating sharia.

Posted by: Soona at November 14, 2012 06:56 PM (1QB1c)

282 So you got all this out of a dream?

Well my dreams refer to Barack as "a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon."

The difference between us. I recognize my bad dreams about Obama are driven by a fear of a very uncertain future that contains possibilities of a financial disaster so large the world has never seen one like it before, an economic collapse worse than the great depression and a nuclear holocaust in the Mideast the likes of which the world has never seen before. My fear of "world ending" scale events causes my subconscious mind to try and pattern match the possible ending of the world to a descriptive prophecy of the same. My rational mind says stuff like, "If Obama were the quote-unquote 'second beast' then I just totally missed the rising of the first beast from the sea."

You see, I'm not willing just yet to part company with rationality and declare we are living in the end of days of biblical prophecy, or assign a demonic status to the President based on what my subconscious came up with for busy work for my conscious brain while it accomplished a chemical regeneration cycle. You however are more than willing to make the man the voice of God just because you've got a case of the hopeies and your brain showed you pretty pictures while you slept.

And you call us irrational.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 14, 2012 06:56 PM (0q2P7)

283
252 Oh yeah and there's the starvation.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (Su0W2)

I can sense that you're not in the best of all possible moods right now.

Don't worry about how I know that, it's a gift.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (bxiXv)

Oh has been eight days. Between the patch and chocolate chip cookies, I'm fine.

Might have to roll me down the street in a month though.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:56 PM (Su0W2)

284 269

This. It's usually brushed over, but one of the first thing the Boshelviks did on taking power was to purge the other communist groups. The Nazis even did it internally with the Night of the Long Knives (SA taken out by SS).

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 14, 2012 06:56 PM (G99e4)

285 Obama, He lead us to devastation,
and into taxation and regulation
He chooses who will have libation
He chooses who will be in ruination
He leads us through the darkest hours
with imaginative projections of our final hours

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2012 06:57 PM (hX8cq)

286
273I haven't figured out what that makes Biden yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (OevbG)

Court Jester of the Apocalypse.
---------------

And Nancy Pelosi is Methuselah in drag

Posted by: Molly k. at November 14, 2012 06:57 PM (boaYm)

287 It's fun laughing at these asswipes but the hard reality is that we keep losing to a bunch of fucking retards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2012 06:58 PM (QKKT0)

288 174 "Did you ever watch Devil's Advocate?"

I limit myself to one Pacino movie per year, and Donnie Brasco came out that same year (and BTW, maybe the most underrated and amazing Pacino performance in that).

Posted by: The Q at November 14, 2012 06:58 PM (IgwTl)

289 Today was such a shit day. The new normal. These people grow more hideous by the day
Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 06:53 PM (0PiQ4)


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Trust me. You ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Posted by: Satan incarnate at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (1QB1c)

290 Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:56 PM (Su0W2)


Are you quitting smoking now?

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (YdQQY)

291 281 Soona,

Well then we win.

He doesn;t get it or I don't but I know Louisiana does.


Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (LRFds)

292 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM<br>
<br>
<br/>
Enlightened Intellectuals is an oxymoron, right?? ;-) As for your post #270, I don't know. I'm not "enlightened". There are differences between Communism and Fascism, just not as many as the "enlightened intellectuals" think.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (Re9Sr)

293 Oh has been eight days. Between the patch and chocolate chip cookies, I'm fine.

Might have to roll me down the street in a month though.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 06:56 PM (Su0W2)


Meh, I'd call it pleasantly plump in your case.

Probably still healthier than ATC's heroin urges.

I've been considering home electroshock therapy. Even if it doesn't ease the pain, I'll spend less time conscious.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (bxiXv)

294 LOL...This bozo admin gets funnier every day. Crediability is zero and BoBo's flocks are real loons!...just saying.....

Posted by: bayway48 at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (FzYtL)

295 Biden is Joe the Pabstist.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (BVkEs)

296 276 This is not an American I can recognize. This is agitprop America, politics as pure theater. We are headed for a national meltdown, a date with fiscal reality, and we have The Joker as our President. Holy shit.
Posted by: Cricket at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (DrC22)


----------------------------------------------


To be quite honest and really not likinghaving to say it, but we are headed toward a hot civil war. Exactly what form it will take, I'm not sure. It won't be nice.
Posted by: Soona at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (1QB1c)
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There is no sanity in putting our head in the sand and hoping it goes away. Hope is not a strategy. We need to organize, solidify our preparations and create a strategy to first survive the initial onslaught, then begin the process of putting the pieces of Liberty back together for the next generation.

Posted by: Jimmy at November 14, 2012 07:00 PM (Gk5QE)

297 Wait until Obamacare takes effect. The local hospitals are already preparing for the massive hit they're going to take from the Dems stealing $750 billion from Medicare to fund it--and by "preparing" I mean consolidating and contracting. Meanwhile the average healthcare consumer's insurance rates will go up, the coverage choices will go down, doctors will retire in droves, and small businesses and "the rich" will get smacked with hidden taxes that they don't even know are coming yet. Keep smiling, Harry, you bastard.

Posted by: Cricket at November 14, 2012 07:00 PM (DrC22)

298 harleycowb

If you punctuate a tinyurl we can't just 3 left click = sentence select, 1 right click = open in a new tab

Thanks,
Cheap no swipe morons everywhere

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 07:00 PM (MOWP1)

299
281One more year, and the majority of the left will embrace and start advocating sharia
That would be fun to see. You know what the Muzzies do to gheys, don't ya. There would be hysterical buyers remorse in the land of OZ if that came to pass. One Dem Party constituency trying to kill off another, literally (as Joe Biden would say).

Posted by: ronnie raygun at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (VDovR)

300 "277 270 MUMR,

The international communist hard left needed an albatross to throw around capitalism's neck....

and thus was born the "Shicklegruber was a capitalist right winger" meme....

Hitler was a hyper nationalist totalitarian socialist corpratist which oddly is very similar to what russia devolved into.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (LRFds) "

Hitler was a Nordicistic Hypernationalistic Totalitarian Socialist. Yes. Not much of a corporatist though. Party and State were all Hitler understood (that and yellow hair is magical, I guess).

Russia has devolved into an authoritarian centrist state (Tsarism).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (uvzjj)

301 "but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the
earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and
working poor."

From Reflections on Cambodia by Douglas B. Levene...........

"What happened in Cambodia is what happened in the French revolution, Stalin's purges and Mao's Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution, only on a proportionately larger scale. IT WAS MASS MURDER IN THE NAME OF EQUALITY. It wasn't genocide, it was communist utopianism carried to its logical extreme. The Khmer Rouge, who called themselves Maoists, believed that the most important social and political value was equality and that in order to create their new, classless society in which everyone was equal, it was necessary to exterminate anyone who might be smarter, better educated, or wealthier, or more talented than anyone else. Thus they killed the educated, the bourgeoisie, the middle classes and the rich, movie stars, pop singers, authors, urban residents, and the workers for the former government; and anyone who protested- as well as the families of all the above. Toward the end, they also killed cadres who were thought to be a political threat. Whatever their crimes were, the Khmer Rouge do not seem to have been motivated by racial, ethnic or religious hatred."

Cambodians was and is one of the most ethnically unitary countries in the world:
95% are ethnically Khmer. 95% -Buddhist. So no racial or religious animosity.

One prevailing fact: the pursuit of utopian equality can and will likely result in mass murder, probably any where it is the primary objective. Beware.

Posted by: Derak at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (lkjWK)

302 297 cricket,

My Dr had a beard started and was quiet somber about the 26% pay cut he's facing...

if we split and are truly free with no subsidy bullshit....

we get the doctors.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (LRFds)

303 278Well, it is said the Antichrist will be a homosexual. Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (BVkEs)It said you'd be a homosexual!

Posted by: the antichrist at November 14, 2012 07:02 PM (xXhWA)

304 295 "Biden is Joe the Pabstist."

You take that back, punk! Coming from Scranton, we only drank Rolling Rock and Icehouse as we chased poonani around the campfire up in the hills!

Of course, now living with Barack the Apostle, I prefer this delightful 1953 bottle of Bollinger . . .

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at November 14, 2012 07:02 PM (IgwTl)

305 300 MUMR,

He was a corpratist inasmuch as he gave a shit about econ....

Fascism and Communism are at most 2d cousins and arguably kissing cousins if you catalog them both as totalitarian oligrachial constructs with differing PR on state control of the economy.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 07:03 PM (LRFds)

306 >>>One more year, and the majority of the left will embrace and start advocating sharia.

Just wait till the first Feminazi gets a whipping from a Mutaween for not wearing appropriate clothing; I want to see how that little lefty coalition smooths that over.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 14, 2012 07:03 PM (0q2P7)

307 Apparently, it is no longer possible to embarrass yourself.


Daft bitch.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 07:03 PM (X6akg)

308 Cambodians was and is= Cambodia was and is

duh.

Posted by: Derak at November 14, 2012 07:03 PM (lkjWK)

309 You lost me at "worked tirelessly"

FORE!

Posted by: Max Entropy at November 14, 2012 07:03 PM (3WkhS)

310 Are you quitting smoking now?
Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (YdQQY)

Yep. Quit in 2007. Started again in 2010. Quit the day after the election, of all days.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 07:04 PM (Su0W2)

311 Coz he Braaahck the Echoomenicsalist.

Posted by: RSBejmls at November 14, 2012 07:05 PM (appcA)

312 Yeah....part of why I was so wired and addle brained...

I;ve seen this movie over and over and over....

The Killing Fields was not a sitcom and "year Zero" is more than a spike lee line.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 07:05 PM (LRFds)

313 let's see
and the ten commandments goes like this We'll not make it hard and add any commands but the Ones i know


according to fruit loops

i am the L-rd your G-d

though shall have no other g-d before thee

You will remember the day I Won

Honor Me and Michelel

You shall not speak angrily of ME

You shall not murder , unless I pick the enemy out for you

You shall not fk ME over

You shall not steal From ME, but only those others

You shall hurt others with profain speech, just as I recommend daily

You shall not only covet but stealith I say from anythineth not nailith down.

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2012 07:05 PM (hX8cq)

314 "301 "but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the
earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and
working poor."

From Reflections on Cambodia by Douglas B. Levene...........

"What happened in Cambodia is what happened in the French revolution, Stalin's purges and Mao's Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution, only on a proportionately larger scale. IT WAS MASS MURDER IN THE NAME OF EQUALITY. It wasn't genocide, it was communist utopianism carried to its logical extreme. The Khmer Rouge, who called themselves Maoists, believed that the most important social and political value was equality and that in order to create their new, classless society in which everyone was equal, it was necessary to exterminate anyone who might be smarter, better educated, or wealthier, or more talented than anyone else. Thus they killed the educated, the bourgeoisie, the middle classes and the rich, movie stars, pop singers, authors, urban residents, and the workers for the former government; and anyone who protested- as well as the families of all the above. Toward the end, they also killed cadres who were thought to be a political threat. Whatever their crimes were, the Khmer Rouge do not seem to have been motivated by racial, ethnic or religious hatred."

Cambodians was and is one of the most ethnically unitary countries in the world:
95% are ethnically Khmer. 95% -Buddhist. So no racial or religious animosity.

One prevailing fact: the pursuit of utopian equality can and will likely result in mass murder, probably any where it is the primary objective. Beware.

Posted by: Derak at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (lkjWK) "

It might not have been genocide, but it was "genicide." (And not just in Cambodia, as pointed out.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 14, 2012 07:05 PM (uvzjj)

315 "Like I said I am mostly a clockwork deist."

Grey Fox. Paging Grey Fox to the white courtesy phone please. I'm not equipped to handle this adequately.

Your statement is why I brought up the Divine Providence quote upthread sven.
I'd also bring up little Israel winning in 48, 67 and 73 against overwhelming odds.

Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 07:06 PM (QbKVX)

316 so The woman

had decided G-d left her empty so she found a New one.

i'm sure this will do her well throughout life and beyond.


Posted by: willow at November 14, 2012 07:07 PM (hX8cq)

317 315 Incognito,

I believe in God and I believe in Miracles and i don't believe they're common.

I think immorality by a nation is a quick path to doom.

I think we've pissed God off with a lot of dead babies.

I never mock the devout and somewhat envy them.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 07:08 PM (LRFds)

318 316 so The woman

had decided G-d left her empty so she found a New one.

i'm sure this will do her well throughout life and beyond.
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Does the Doctor also get unlimited minutes on her Bamaphone? just asking.........

Posted by: bayway48 at November 14, 2012 07:09 PM (FzYtL)

319
This is also the wrong "Barbara A. Thompson" of Talahassee, but this was the first photo result that I found when searching for her. But for a minute, I wanted to believe ...

http://tinyurl.com/ccmtmyb

Posted by: Alex at November 14, 2012 07:09 PM (/yzYn)

320 Yep. Quit in 2007. Started again in 2010. Quit the day after the election, of all days.



Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 14, 2012 07:04 PM (Su0W2)


I quit once for 6 months while out at sea and started back when we pulled into port.
I quit again in 2005 after my heart attack. One thing I learned from an article I read on the internet was smoking is like being an alcoholic. You never really get over it. You can be hit with an urge at any time.
They said to take one day at a time and each time you had the urge to say to yourself, I'll get by it for at least today.
And to refer to yourself as a recovering smoker.
I was smoking 3 or 4 packs a day and quit cold turkey. I have managed to stay smoke free now since late 2005.
But I am HUNGRY all the time now. That is the other hard part.

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 07:09 PM (YdQQY)

321 Sorry, Pixy ate my double hard returns.

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 07:10 PM (YdQQY)

322 Yea though I walk thru the valley of the sand trap I shall fear no shank for President Ladies Tees and the Ophonies are with me.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 07:11 PM (MOWP1)

323 bayway, I' pretty sure she didn't ask for a phone, at least i believe she makes enough money to buy her own
i should not presume i guess.

she just wants to believe in a shallow hal, just as do most liberals.

unicorns and skittles,
hope and change.
pretty shallow.




Posted by: willow at November 14, 2012 07:12 PM (hX8cq)

324 I just gave Barb Thompson a +K for Krazy on Klout.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at November 14, 2012 07:13 PM (s7r7G)

325 One prevailing fact: the pursuit of utopian equality can and will likely result in mass murder, probably any where it is the primary objective. Beware.

Posted by: Derak at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (lkjWK)


Like I keep saying, the primary occupation on the left for over two centuries has been killing peasants (and others), and yet their popularity continues.

Mostly because if ignorance and blind stupidity, but there you go.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 07:13 PM (bxiXv)

326
Definitions using Strong's numbers so you can verify it yourselves.
Strong’s Hebrew Dictionary (SHD) No. 1299- baraq (baw-rak’) A primitive root: to lighten (lightning) –cast forth
SHD No.1116 bamah (bam-maw’) From an unused root (meaning to be high); an elevation—height, high place, wave. Also used to refer to the heavens
In Hebrew the sixth letter is “waw” or “vau” it can be translated as “u” or “o.” The letter is primarily used as a conjunction to tie concepts together. To join the concepts of “lightning” and “from heaven” a “u” or “o” would be used. The result would be either “baraq u bam-maw” or “baraq o bam-maw.”
Going back to Luke 10:18, using the original Hebrew words Christ used, the verse would be- And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as Baraq O Bam-maw. That's not proof, but it is creepy. It could certainly be said that if he isn't the anti-Christ he's the anti-John the Baptist preparing the way.

Posted by: Ungrounded tinfoil hats are antennas at November 14, 2012 07:14 PM (ydU0X)

327 There isn't enough vomit in the world for this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2012 07:15 PM (i0App)

328 @323--->pretty shallow.
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yea.....a frinkin dark holed crater....and many other sandworms just like her ready to meet her at the other end.....just saying

Posted by: bayway48 at November 14, 2012 07:15 PM (FzYtL)

329 I make note of the unusual scars on Barack Obama's head, seen when he has had a haircut and under certain lighting. No on in the press has ever asked about those scars. It's like they are invisible.

I also make note of how many people seem blinded by his speech.

Cardinal George of Chicago said he expected to die in his bed, his successor to die in prison, and that cardinal's successor to die a martyr in the public square.

Sometimes one feels like this is a bad dream. It's not; it's real. And we will be called to stand for our faith. God grant I have the strength.

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 14, 2012 07:23 PM (GoIUi)

330 Stop the Mockery, She's every bit the Doctor that Dr. Jill Biden is!!!

Posted by: Outraged Lefty sock on at November 14, 2012 07:23 PM (za3QZ)

331 I know you're not mocking sven.
And some years back when I was a real newbie here, in the middle of a great discussion, monty described his relationship with God as "nuanced".
That's me for almost a decade now. But I am still thoroughly convinced He keeps His hand in the game so to speak.

Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 07:24 PM (BfZ1r)

332 Well folks, time to pack it in for the night.

Posted by: Vic at November 14, 2012 07:24 PM (YdQQY)

333
You say "book" like it means something. With self-publishing and ebooksanyone with a keyboard and plastic payment can publish and call themselves an "author" of a "book."
Have you SEEN some of the freebies for Kindle? Or the 99 cent crap?
"Published author" could mean anything from Nobel Prize for Literature to "I know how to click the button at blogger.com." Methinks this "doctor" is closer to the latter.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate's Wife at November 14, 2012 07:27 PM (E6J9+)

334 Now to the kitchen to see what boring tasteless thing I can put together for dinner.

Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 07:30 PM (QbKVX)

335 If you think her book is good, her dissertation on Tetherball is enlightening.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 07:32 PM (Ohhk6)

336 Should God's apostle have 666 on his scalp?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2012 07:46 PM (JuTPC)

337
Those who can't do, teach.

Those who can't tea h, teach Phys Ed.

'Nuff said!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 14, 2012 07:47 PM (ZBjRZ)

338 Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken
to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the
answers to unlock the kingdom of “heaven here on earth” for his
followers.

Okay... Taking that "seriously" for just a moment, I wonder if we are, literally and seriously, seeing the birth of a new religion. Like in 50 or 100 years, Barack will literally be seen as the newest prophet of a new "Christian" (or syncretist) religion.

Posted by: Dave R at November 14, 2012 07:48 PM (f4u0m)

339
Isn't there it inviolable tenet of leftists that church and state must be separated by a wall taller than this ^^^^^^^?

So what is this stupid bint doing (besides violating said tenet)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 14, 2012 07:55 PM (ZBjRZ)

340 Didn't Apostle Barack advocate infanticide for those babies who survived abortion? That's some apostle!

Posted by: Cowboy at November 14, 2012 07:58 PM (WcgMM)

341 11 of 13 find my review helpful bitches!
http://scoamf.us/3B

Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 08:07 PM (2t6Gz)

342 341 11 of 13 find my review helpful bitches!
http://scoamf.us/3B
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I went on and noted that it was helpful

Posted by: Jimmy at November 14, 2012 08:16 PM (Gk5QE)

343 black school nough said

Posted by: pd at November 14, 2012 08:19 PM (m/zdT)

344
So heaven on earth is THE WELFARE STATE.

Posted by: Fresh at November 14, 2012 08:19 PM (O7ksG)

345 Actually, Obama said the same thing to an Evangelical congregation in South Carolina, back in '07
"I am confident we can create a Kingdom right here on Earth."

Posted by: RustyShackleford at November 14, 2012 08:24 PM (JdD+M)

346 342 341 11 of 13 find my review helpful bitches!
http://scoamf.us/3B
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Posted by: Jimmy at November 14, 2012 08:16 PM (Gk5QE)
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Hahahaha

Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 08:24 PM (2t6Gz)

347 Ooo Barky, do you know what that's worth?

Ooo Heaven is a place on Earth!

Posted by: Belinda Thompson at November 14, 2012 08:25 PM (jKE+Z)

348 She sounds like "social liaison" material. I hear there may be a vacancy in Tampa

Posted by: Face down in a memory but otherwise doing all right at November 14, 2012 08:25 PM (p4U6S)

349 OK. Let's see if I get this right. Dr Thompson is at Florida A&M. The "Porky's" movies took place in Florida. Is the good Dr related to Beulah Balbrecker, a peer, perhaps a collegue, by any chance?

Posted by: Bill H at November 14, 2012 09:03 PM (3sZO1)

350 Is it the Egyptian Sun God, Ra?

Posted by: Baldy at November 14, 2012 09:05 PM (opS9C)

351 334 Now to the kitchen to see what boring tasteless thing I can put together for dinner.
Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 07:30 PM (QbKVX)
In tater tots we trust.

Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:06 PM (SAjQl)

352 Obama (2011): “Don’t Compare Me to the Almighty, Compare Me to the Alternative” http://tinyurl.com/3hvy7hr

Posted by: Baldy at November 14, 2012 09:10 PM (opS9C)

353 Did she have those visions at night with a dildo between her legs? 'Cause this sounds like a fairly solid start to a letter I would publish.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at November 14, 2012 09:14 PM (iuY0Y)

354 Merovign, #189:

I tried to read that to my wife just now but I was laughing too hard. That one's a keeper.

Posted by: JPS at November 14, 2012 09:31 PM (nz/xJ)

355 he who can does
he who cant teaches
he who cant teach, teaches gym

Posted by: Avi at November 14, 2012 09:40 PM (40anC)

356 And yet I can't even get a job as an adjunct. I can't believe these people are employed.

Posted by: Elizabethe at November 14, 2012 09:40 PM (ou/rY)

357 Florida AM can be compared to UALR, Pine Bluff Arkansas. Scandal a few years ago - they were giving test answers for the teacher test. Wonder why USA is 34th in education in the world.

Posted by: Doktor Zhivago at November 14, 2012 09:42 PM (scLNg)

358 You know if "we" as a whole were not so busy on our actual "jobs" "producing" we could be doing meaningful things like this.

And by "meaningful things like this" I really mean "wrecking the system by applying for and then taking money from government grants to write/direct/other projects that showed Obama as a god."

Cloward Piven baby.

Posted by: shibumi at November 14, 2012 09:42 PM (z63Tr)

359 So Obama-Jesus comes back and can't manage over a 60% Employment-population rate, 2% growth, reasonable energy prices, a budget that runs less than a 30% deficit, or a plan to realistically solve any of the above?

Crap, if that's all Obama-Jesus can manage; what the heck do we call Reagan? Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse?

Oh wait, I get it. Economic stability of "of the devil" and must be combated by Obama-Jesus doing everything in his power to AVOID economic stability.

Now it makes sense... for a given value of "sense".

Posted by: gekkobear at November 14, 2012 11:11 PM (9pBMp)

360 I heard her on Medved's show. Pure lunacy.

I don't know how he kept from laughing, except that he was probably afraid of her. He didn't want to find out what they do to non-believers.

Seriously, this woman is circling Mars without a Rover.

Posted by: PJ at November 15, 2012 12:52 AM (ZWaLo)

361 If she's talking to anyone, she's talking to Ramtha. That's more his speed.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at November 15, 2012 12:55 AM (6L4Ey)

362 Being a PE teacher, I hope that her butterfly stroke is awesome, because Jesus Christ is going to cast her into the lake of fire for her worship of a mere man.

Liberals and sincere Christianity never seem to co-exist. They only worship themselves and the State, but it is at the peril of their souls.

Posted by: Braden Lynch at November 15, 2012 02:36 AM (vecNL)

363
Jude 1:5-8
New Living Translation (NLT)

5So I want to remind you, though you already know these things, that Jesusa]'>[a] first rescued the nation of Israel from Egypt, but later he destroyed those who did not remain faithful. 6And I remind you of the angels who did not stay within the limits of authority God gave them but left the place where they belonged. God has kept them securely chained in prisons of darkness, waiting for the great day of judgment. 7And don’t forget Sodom and Gomorrah and their neighboring towns, which were filled with immorality and every kind of sexual perversion. Those cities were destroyed by fire and serve as a warning of the eternal fire of God’s judgment.
8In the same way, these people—who claim authority from their dreams—live immoral lives, defy authority, and scoff at supernatural beings.b]'>

Posted by: Don at November 15, 2012 04:55 AM (oozUp)

364 Sometimes its best to keep dreams to yourself. Otherwise, I'd be at Cabela's every weekend re-stocking my ammo supply.

Posted by: Manolo at November 15, 2012 07:30 AM (oGs2k)

365 TROLOLOLOL...

This could have been the single greatest piece of social satire in history - right up there with Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." To bad she was serious.

Posted by: Josef at November 15, 2012 10:16 AM (8Fnj4)






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