My 1,900 Word Review of "Skyfall"

It's longer than the usual review, so I'm putting it all below the fold.

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No, seriously, I didn't see it yet.

I just thought maybe a little humor would be warranted.

Let's have a little positivity in this thread. Anyone doing anything good?

Posted by: Ace at 07:10 PM



Comments

1 Dammit!

Posted by: RWBuckeye at November 13, 2012 07:11 PM (vDeEf)

2 That never gets old.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 07:12 PM (JDIKC)

3 I'm actually relieved it wasn't a 1,900 word movie review.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 13, 2012 07:12 PM (ZJsGk)

4 it actually fits because of the "Bond is gay" thing.

Which I didn't think of before I put it up.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2012 07:12 PM (LCRYB)

5 My wife is chewing the ass off of one of her employees on a conference call. That is fun to listen to.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2012 07:13 PM (GsoHv)

6 Anyone doing anything good?

I've used spearmint oil on my handgun. Makes it taste nice.

That's about it.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 13, 2012 07:13 PM (JVGuP)

7 *phew*

Posted by: Duh! at November 13, 2012 07:13 PM (Zs83Q)

8 LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2012 07:14 PM (UOM48)

9 See?

Skyfall is in theaters and Obama's in the White House. The world isn't ending, wingnuts.

Posted by: Olaugh at November 13, 2012 07:15 PM (jKE+Z)

10 Y'know, I'm almost tempted to see if they're on iTunes.

Almost.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at November 13, 2012 07:15 PM (4+LTj)

11 Black Ops 2 came out today. Plus 36 packs of bud light are only 21.99 at cosco

Posted by: Mr pink at November 13, 2012 07:15 PM (EoQ9s)

12 Damn, I had my scroll button ready.....

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:15 PM (X6akg)

13 I ordered a full AR-15 and two lower receivers.

But they're all CA Legal.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 13, 2012 07:16 PM (kqqGm)

14 My good thing: Im taking husband out to dinner tonight while wearing a particularly nice bra and a new V nevk sweater.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 13, 2012 07:16 PM (5H6zj)

15 A week on and I'm trying to be positive but even cheap frolling isn't doing it for me anymore.

Well, the Chiefs *almost* beat the Steelers last night in Pittsburg(h). There's that.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 07:16 PM (jKE+Z)

16 I read an bit of an interview with the new Bond girl, whoever she is, and she claims Bond should be gay.....or a woman, or black.

Whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2012 07:16 PM (UOM48)

17 Has anyone seen Mama AJ? I don't recall seeing her for at least a week......

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:17 PM (X6akg)

18
I love the pic in the sidebar of Panetta laughing, with the joke line beneath it.

Brilliant.

Posted by: wheatie at November 13, 2012 07:17 PM (ICEh3)

19 I'm starring in a scene-by-scene, line-by-line re-creation of the 3rd season of the Cosby Show -- that's the season where they introduce Elvin.

We've made some bold artistic choices, I think. For example, we'll be performing it entirely in black-face and only use sassy Nuyorican accents.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 13, 2012 07:18 PM (ZPrif)

20 Nice one, ace!

Posted by: Max Power at November 13, 2012 07:18 PM (q177U)

21 I gots me a new job. So that's good.

"Bitch, don't you want to make some real fuckin' money?" - Butters

Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2012 07:18 PM (vjyZP)

22 Nothing good going on here ace. Just trying to stave of the depression and get to work..... hopefully soon. I am about ready to crawl out of my skin.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 13, 2012 07:18 PM (jucos)

23 I love that picture.

Posted by: Max Power at November 13, 2012 07:18 PM (q177U)

24 Another good thing is that true social outcasts with no friends and no family that cares to acknowledge them still continue to Come on here and throw in the occassional "I love the taste of obamas sweaty balls in my mouth" and then leave back to their shitty lives. That is always a positive, cause of they weren't doing that I'm sure they would be typing "I pwned you lolzzzzz" to some 12 year old on World of Warcraft

Posted by: Mr pink at November 13, 2012 07:18 PM (EoQ9s)

25 Love the theme song by Adele...wow... she has a good voice

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:18 PM (JWLqy)

26 I love the pic in the sidebar of Panetta laughing, with the joke line beneath it.

Brilliant.

Posted by: wheatie at November 13, 2012 07:17 PM (ICEh3)

--Ah, that's what I needed as a pick-me-up: gallows humor. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 07:19 PM (jKE+Z)

27 My evening started off with a bang. Literally.

Emptying the dishwasher and my shoe caught on a carpet runner. Fell out of my shoe (how do you do that???) and landed on my butt.

It hurts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2012 07:19 PM (UOM48)

28
Anyone doing anything good?


Just finished a bowl of home-made chicken noodle soup and a hunk of french bread with butter. gotta kiss the wife and say thanks. brb

Posted by: Cicero Kid at November 13, 2012 07:19 PM (dNmQK)

29 25
Love the theme song by Adele...wow... she has a good voice


And nice soft elbows

Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2012 07:20 PM (vjyZP)

30 Congrats wooga!



Now give me your stuff.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 13, 2012 07:20 PM (5H6zj)

31
21I gots me a new job. So that's good.

Good for you, wooga. Congrats.

Posted by: wheatie at November 13, 2012 07:20 PM (ICEh3)

32 We are feeding a neighborhood stray on our back deck.

The residents have gotten accustomed to his presence.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 07:20 PM (O6q63)

33 No review? Finally, some good news.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:20 PM (uvzjj)

34 What does this have to do with Centcom Consul / HottieJill Kelley?

Posted by: Perv at November 13, 2012 07:20 PM (O5ard)

35 25 Love the theme song by Adele...wow... she has a good voice

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:18 PM (JWLqy)

--I'm not the biggest Adele fan, but I like that "Skyfall" just *sounds* like a Bond theme should.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 07:21 PM (jKE+Z)

36 Ouch Jane!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 13, 2012 07:21 PM (5H6zj)

37 Weird thing is, this London Boys album cover is the LEAST gay one they have.

Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2012 07:21 PM (vjyZP)

38 Just to be clear, the general is not that religious. I don't know why "OH GOD" was in the book hundreds of times.

Posted by: Hooters Broadwell at November 13, 2012 07:21 PM (Cvyuv)

39

After about 7-8 years of reading King Ewok's movie reviews, I'm pretty sure that 1,900 words is an exceedingly SHORT review.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2012 07:21 PM (TIIx5)

40 I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $500, Alex

Posted by: Sean Connery at November 13, 2012 07:21 PM (vjyZP)

41 Skyfall? Sorry, I never could get into those Elder Scrolls games.

Posted by: Eddie Willers at November 13, 2012 07:22 PM (bRdb3)

42 Emptying the dishwasher and my shoe caught on a
carpet runner. Fell out of my shoe (how do you do that???) and landed on
my butt.

It hurts.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2012 07:19 PM (UOM4

Oh no! I hope you didn't bruise your tailbone.....takes FOREVER to heal.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:22 PM (X6akg)

43 I knew this was a scam when Ace said a 1,900 word review -- He used more words than that to describe Pam Gellar's titties.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 13, 2012 07:22 PM (ccXZP)

44 Another good thing is that true social outcasts with no friends and no family that cares to acknowledge them still continue to Come on here

You're welcome.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 07:22 PM (O6q63)

45 Thank god. A 1900 word post is sub normal anyway.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 13, 2012 07:22 PM (BAnPT)

46 I'm not the biggest Adele fan, but I like that "Skyfall" just *sounds* like a Bond theme should.
Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 07:21 PM (jKE+Z)

absolutely...it has a retro-Bond feel to it

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:23 PM (JWLqy)

47 Just watching my baby go to town in his bouncer, giggling like mad with a mile-wide grin.

Posted by: not the mama at November 13, 2012 07:23 PM (kzCIn)

48 I watched a really good movie a few nights ago: Crazy, Stupid Love.

I have become a pathetic 47 year old fan girl of Emma Stone.

Jim Carrey had it figured out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 07:23 PM (piMMO)

49 Yeah, I gots your "Rick Roll" right here, buddy.

Posted by: DRH at November 13, 2012 07:23 PM (xFoDt)

50
Hell, I'm trying to figure a way to be successful under the second Obama Administration. I'm only up to the part where I stop feeling sorry and start shaking it off.
"Now what?" isn't a question to scream into the dark, but one which demands your individual answer. We will get through this. It will be only slightly more difficult than we anticipated, and not nearly as difficult as The Depression followed by a bloody war. In other words, grandpa had it worse.
(Inspector...keep that weapon in tip top shape. You might need it.)
Wolverines!

Posted by: ukuleledave at November 13, 2012 07:23 PM (TCsN3)

51
Could I interest you in some beachfront property in Belize?

It's a great country down here.
Really.

Posted by: John McAfee at November 13, 2012 07:24 PM (ICEh3)

52 I'm pretty sure that 1,900 words is an exceedingly SHORT review.

At 14 words a line, and 6 lines an inch ... that's 22 and a half inches, or roughly two screen's worth.

So, yeah, short.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at November 13, 2012 07:24 PM (4+LTj)

53 Toasting marshmallows then heading to my cave. Skyfall was excellent.

Posted by: NCKate at November 13, 2012 07:24 PM (MsQkt)

54 Bastard.Isn't it bad enough we got 4 more years of the JEF?(I still lurk and read aces stuff)

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2012 07:24 PM (9XBK2)

55 Now give me your stuff.

Thanks. As far as getting my stuff, take a number.

Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2012 07:24 PM (vjyZP)

56 Anyone doing anything good?


Posted by: Ace at 07:10 PM


I'm watching Season 2 of Justified on DVD to get myself ready for the new season starting in a couple of months.

Posted by: RWBuckeye at November 13, 2012 07:24 PM (vDeEf)

57 Punk'd! lol

I was getting all warm-n-fuzzy for an Ace review, too. Ah, well. ^_^

In Doing Good Things, a little later this week I'm set to bake four pies: two Apple, one Cherry and one Pumpkin. Mr. macbrooks is making two-plus pans of his signature lasagna.

I love Thanksgiving.

mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at November 13, 2012 07:24 PM (Kcjfs)

58 Just drinking lots of Samuel Adams Winter Lager, watching College BB, and posting nonsensical stupid crap here. Livin' the dream!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at November 13, 2012 07:25 PM (GCTeZ)

59 Tami, I don't think it's broken. Just bruised.



And as much as I'd love to see Skyfall, I have a problem with giving Hollywood one damned dime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2012 07:25 PM (UOM48)

60 I played a real upright bass today. I have been taking lessons from a Jazz cat who knows his business. Being an electric player, taking on a real bass was quite humbling but also a very cool experience.

BUMMER: electric bass of good quality: $900.00

Upright bass of good quality: $9000.00

Still hoping to get one...eventually.

Posted by: P. Aaron at November 13, 2012 07:25 PM (QGgxb)

61 Nothing changes but the distance from here to there.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:25 PM (LRFds)

62 "54 Bastard.Isn't it bad enough we got 4 more years of the JEF?(I still lurk and read aces stuff)

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2012 07:24 PM (9XBK2) "

You actually wanted a review?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:26 PM (uvzjj)

63 11 Black Ops 2 came out today. Plus 36 packs of bud light are only 21.99 at cosco
Posted by: Mr pink at November 13, 2012 07:15 PM (EoQ9s)



I love you.

Just practicin' up, ya understand, in case I get stuck behind enemy lines.

Rule#1 - Blend with the local populace.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 07:26 PM (IT9NV)

64 56 RW Buckeye,

Season 3 is on Zune.

Good but odd.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (LRFds)

65 Get better soon, Jane D --terrible injury, since just getting off your feet just makes it worse.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (jKE+Z)

66 Just watching my baby go to town in his bouncer, giggling like mad with a mile-wide grin.


*****

My daughter, until she was in her teens, would still occasionally sleep with me. At some point during each night she would burst out with the biggest, giggliest, belly-laugh imaginable.

She always slept through it, but then I couldn't sleep at all for watching her and hoping she'd do it again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (piMMO)

67 Let's have a little positivity in this thread. Anyone doing anything good?

Well I gave up on Skyrim. Again. Because it froze up loading a level 60+ character. Again. So, I started up a game of GTA 4. Again.

Because the next one won't be out until 'some time' next year.

I'm feeling mildly better.

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (hO9ad)

68 I just got Gutfield's book in the mail and started reading it. I laughed, I cried, I peed my pants. And I'm only on like page 5.

I read his article over at Breitbart Hollywood too. I especially appreciate how he is editing the comments section over there.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (RZ8pf)

69 This not giving a shit-itis I have contracted recently is extremely liberating. So there's that.
And ain't this Army Wives thing fucking hilarious?

Posted by: Palm Beach Pooter Hound at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (ufLRj)

70 Just finished a bowl of home-made chicken noodle soup and a hunk of
french bread with butter. gotta kiss the wife and say thanks. brb


I just ate and now I'm drooling dammit.

Posted by: esch at November 13, 2012 07:28 PM (Qg1n0)

71 Dang! I am sick of all the politics and news. I was looking forward to a 1,900 word review of Skyfall.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at November 13, 2012 07:28 PM (he2LC)

72
My 1,900 Word Review

Piker.


Posted by: 1900 pages of love sonnets by Petraeus the Penetrator at November 13, 2012 07:28 PM (dNmQK)

73 62 MUMR,

It is not suck too bad. Listening to M getting grilled by a lib sucked.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:28 PM (LRFds)

74 Saw it with friends Friday at Fashion Island Luxury. Like watching a Batman movie. Chase scene very underwhelming. Watched Casino Royale last night with my grandsons for the real deal

Posted by: MikeZ at November 13, 2012 07:29 PM (vmyXX)

75 Anyone heard if Adam got his job he was talking about last week?

Posted by: NCKate at November 13, 2012 07:29 PM (MsQkt)

76 Hell, I'm trying to figure a way to be successful under the second Obama Administration.

Try "scauses." Because it the thought that counts.

Posted by: Ryukyu at November 13, 2012 07:29 PM (Cvyuv)

77 64 sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (LRFds)

I've seen all 3 seasons, and 2 is my favorite. It's a really good show once you get into it. If you haven't seen seasons 1 and 2, I highly recommend it.

Posted by: RWBuckeye at November 13, 2012 07:29 PM (vDeEf)

78 62 I like aces reviews.Yes.I admit it.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2012 07:29 PM (9XBK2)

79 68 PGIS,

We need to shift more gloss his way and less to Poppin' fresh.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:30 PM (LRFds)

80 60 I played a real upright bass today. I have been taking lessons from a Jazz cat who knows his business. Being an electric player, taking on a real bass was quite humbling but also a very cool experience.

BUMMER: electric bass of good quality: $900.00

Upright bass of good quality: $9000.00

Still hoping to get one...eventually.

Posted by: P. Aaron at November 13, 2012 07:25 PM (QGgxb)

--I can dig it. BTW, I love the bass line to the original (Tom Waits) version of "Way Down in the Hole" (my unofficial theme song for 0bama 2.0).

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 07:30 PM (jKE+Z)

81 Tami, I don't think it's broken. Just bruised.


==============

Yeah, I said bruised....you'd know right away if it was broken. But even bruised...it takes a long time to heal.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:31 PM (X6akg)

82 "73 62 MUMR,

It is not suck too bad. Listening to M getting grilled by a lib sucked.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:28 PM (LRFds) "

Giving money to teh Entertainment Industry sounds worse.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:31 PM (uvzjj)

83 Oh just found out that puppy eye checks went well so a week from Saturday we will go pick her up. Will be a savle (Lassie colored) smooth coated collie. Driving to Boise to get her which is also cool as Ive wantedto see Boise for a while now.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 13, 2012 07:31 PM (5H6zj)

84 77 RW Buckeye,

Owm 'em I read Raylan in Pronto.

Read Elmore's book if you haven't.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:31 PM (LRFds)

85 20,000 is the new 1,900.

Posted by: Officer Ratings Battalion 13 at November 13, 2012 07:31 PM (rzTDZ)

86 What was the last time we actually had a movie review, anyway?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (aJahi)

87 I've used spearmint oil on my handgun. Makes it taste nice.

Show off.

Posted by: RushBabe, up for SMOD or LIB, whichever comes first at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (tQHzJ)

88 75
Anyone heard if Adam got his job he was talking about last week?

Posted by: NCKate at November 13, 2012 07:29 PM (MsQkt)

Yes, I think he said he did. The sockpuppeting here will suffer because of it too.....

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (X6akg)

89 68
I just got Gutfield's book in the mail and started reading it. I
laughed, I cried, I peed my pants. And I'm only on like page 5.


I read his article over at Breitbart Hollywood too. I especially appreciate how he is editing the comments section over there.


Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (RZ8pf



OMG, I want that book. I'd kill for him to do a tour in my area so I could get it signed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (UOM48)

90
BUMMER: electric bass of good quality: $900.00

Upright bass of good quality: $9000.00

Still hoping to get one...eventually.


Have you checked out those electric uprights? You might snag a used one for a couple of grand. As for me, I'll stick to my Jazz Plus 5-string I've been playing for about 15 years. It has my cooties all over it.

Oh, and I'm enjoying having my laptop running again. Watching my 2 and 4 Magic keep up with the Knicks, for a while, at least. B'Gal's nuking something that smells pretty good. Still trying to recover from my Crimson Tide getting mauled by the Aggies last Saturday.

And Ace, only 1900 words? Slacker...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (lOmbq)

91 "78 62 I like aces reviews.Yes.I admit it.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2012 07:29 PM (9XBK2) "

You only read Ace's for the reviews?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (uvzjj)

92 "She always slept through it, but then I couldn't sleep at all for watching her and hoping she'd do it again."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 07:27 PM (piMMO)

I hope that's true, and you aren't a 16-year-old, pimply-faced loner, sitting in his parent's basement and cataloging his many alter-egos.

because that is an adorable, cheerful story.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (GsoHv)

93 Anyone doing anything good?


Yup, my wife. Hopefully.


(I can't believe no one went sexual before this in the comments. Very disappointing Horde.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (GEICT)

94 I broke my tailbone. That was a damn miserable experience because they can't do a darn thing for you. And it takes forever to heal, like Tami said. But, my then-husband was having me hold the damn truck canopy up over my head while trying to get it on the truck and it slipped and hit me square on the head and weirdly knocked my spine in such a way that the tailbone no longer hurt. So there was that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (RZ8pf)

95 Both Summit Racing and JEGS are in Ohio.. I am trying to not buy from Ohio companies .. what to do ? My car needs racing parts ..

Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (VSWPU)

96 88 Excellent!! Thanks so much.

Posted by: NCKate at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (MsQkt)

97 82 MUMR,

Yeah...I try to call my shots family needed it.

Talked to 3 kids who don't know Reagan but know debt sucks.

We can win 'em maybe the NEA stole our kids.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (LRFds)

98 Jamaican Special 6x60 and a couple or 5 Coronas. Don't laugh, its the best this little 7-11 had.

Posted by: sTevo at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (SLhOh)

99 I saw Taken 2 this weekend.

Meh.

It was okay entertainment, but not the same fear and urgency of the first one. Wait for it to come out on video. Then keep waiting till it comes out on HBO.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (JDIKC)

100 my 12 year old daughter just kicked my butt in Wii bowling and baseball.

Good times!

Also, in light of last weeks thread about things we want to do better I got I, Robot and The Rest of the Robots from the library.
In the forward to Forward The Foundation, Asimov listed the robots stories in their chronological order (not the order written but the order in which that "history" took place). I plan on reading them in order. It should be fun to revisit that timeline.

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 13, 2012 07:34 PM (pxur/)

101 Yeah, I said bruised....you'd know right away if it was broken. But even bruised...it takes a long time to heal.

Ice if you haven't already. I've had the joy of landing square on my tailbone twice (playing hockey), and you want to get the I-squared (ice and ibuprofen) going right quick.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at November 13, 2012 07:34 PM (4+LTj)

102 Anyone see Todd Akin lately?
Did he return to his cave?

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:34 PM (Gx3Fe)

103 (I can't believe no one went sexual before this in the comments. Very disappointing Horde.)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (GEICT)

well we are coming up on the Holidays and all

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:34 PM (JWLqy)

104 84 sven10077

I bought the book for my Kindle, but haven't gotten to it yet. For some reason, I can buy books a lot faster than I read them. I'll move it up in the queue now that I've heard someone recommend it. Thanks.

Posted by: RWBuckeye at November 13, 2012 07:34 PM (vDeEf)

105 I totally guessed it!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at November 13, 2012 07:35 PM (fCMdQ)

106 Sky Fall is to Bond (as)
Shorts Dropped is to Petraeus

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 13, 2012 07:35 PM (XIsD/)

107 Saw it today. Pretty good.

Callisto was smoking hot. Yum. Have a thing for both her and Lenora Crichlow.

Posted by: esch at November 13, 2012 07:35 PM (Qg1n0)

108 For some reason, I can buy books a lot faster than I read them.

I'd blame the Kindle/iPad for that, but I was slow even when I was buying paper copies.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at November 13, 2012 07:35 PM (4+LTj)

109 I saw Taken 2 this weekend.

Meh.

It was okay entertainment, but not the same fear and urgency of the first one. Wait for it to come out on video. Then keep waiting till it comes out on HBO.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (JDIKC)

Have you seen Argo yet?

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (JWLqy)

110 Don't you just wish that one of those lefties that threatened to rape Akin actually did?

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (Gx3Fe)

111 103 (I can't believe no one went sexual before this in the comments. Very disappointing Horde.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (GEICT)

-----------

well we are coming up on the Holidays and all

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:34 PM (JWLqy)




Sex is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (GEICT)

112 "102 Anyone see Todd Akin lately?
Did he return to his cave?

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:34 PM (Gx3Fe) "

Good thing you're here.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (uvzjj)

113 99 EoJ,

then wait to be in a hotel at 4 am when it happens to be on?

Liam lost me when he went Jihadi.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (LRFds)

114 Let's see, anything good.

Well, I'm about to give 275$ the blood-sucking vampires at the Ohio Bar Association and the Ohio Supreme Court.........wait. That's not that good.

Posted by: Rich at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (arczc)

115 http://www.honestcharley.com/speedshop/

My car needs racing parts ..


Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (rzTDZ)

116 Played a great gig Saturday night, had the club and the dance floor packed, nobody fell into the equipment, it was all good. Got a lot of compliments on the sound and look of my new neon orange DR bass strings. Shiny!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2012 07:37 PM (1Y+hH)

117 I saw Wreck-It Ralph yesterday. Awesome movie. If you've ever had any interest ever in any kind of video game ever, go see it. It's hilarious. Not just the 8-bit era, either-- there's a nice balance of old-school and newer.


Nice mix of actual games/characters (including some obscurities), and some pastiches/homages. (Disney's released Fix It Felix as an iPod app, and while not a clone of an existing game, it's very very retro.)


The music is great, too. (Of course a candy/pastry/sugary go-kart game's theme would be J-pop! What else would it be?)


Anyway, while I know there's a strong "boycott Hollywood" element here (or certain actors, or whatever), it doesn't matter. Still totally worth seeing. I'd go on, but I really don't want to spoil. It's so much fun.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2012 07:37 PM (/D8ux)

118

a ragtime-free thread?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 07:37 PM (ojsH9)

119 "110 Don't you just wish that one of those lefties that threatened to rape Akin actually did?

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (Gx3Fe) "

Not really. I would have loved to see them try though.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:37 PM (uvzjj)

120 "Anyone doing anything good?"

Just checked with the accountant and yep, I'm still stinking rich. So I got that going for me.


Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:37 PM (GZitp)

121 Have you seen Argo yet?

nooner to the MFM. I'll wait for hbo

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:37 PM (Gx3Fe)

122 97 We can win 'em maybe the NEA stole our kids.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (LRFds)


NEA/liberals = Gorgo, the Friendly Angel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 07:37 PM (XkWWK)

123 Well, the Chiefs *almost* beat the Steelers last night in Pittsburg(h). There's that.

They beat the spread.

FMP.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 07:38 PM (QupBk)

124 104 RW Buckeye,

It's good Elmore's a stud writer just remember Raylan is not the main character.

Hell Rayalan is not the main character at all 'til fire in the hole.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:38 PM (LRFds)

125 "111 103 (I can't believe no one went sexual before this in the comments. Very disappointing Horde.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:32 PM (GEICT)

-----------

well we are coming up on the Holidays and all

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:34 PM (JWLqy)



Sex is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (GEICT) "

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:38 PM (uvzjj)

126 But, my then-husband was having me hold the damn
truck canopy up over my head while trying to get it on the truck and it
slipped and hit me square on the head and weirdly knocked my spine in
such a way that the tailbone no longer hurt. So there was that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (RZ8pf)


I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune....but that's a funny story!

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:38 PM (X6akg)

127 Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (rzTDZ)

Thanks Wedgie .. Looking at their selection now..

Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 07:38 PM (VSWPU)

128 108 Meiczyslaw at November 13, 2012 07:35 PM (4+LTj)

I definitely blame the Kindle for it. I'm glad I have it, and I read a ton more than I did before.

Posted by: RWBuckeye at November 13, 2012 07:38 PM (vDeEf)

129 Argo was very good.

Posted by: NCKate at November 13, 2012 07:38 PM (MsQkt)

130 Sold investment property just under the fiscal cliff plus next year Md will assessed 4% rental tax. Whew

Posted by: conservative mom in Maryland at November 13, 2012 07:39 PM (4fepB)

131
I'm not a union goon working at a Hostess bakery who was too stupid to not go on strike when management told me that they would have to close bakeries if we did. And they did. I am very happy about that.

Posted by: Cheri at November 13, 2012 07:39 PM (EAgmr)

132 122 JJ Sefton,

When I explained the GD to them they were genuine in their interest.

It is not taught to them and they really do think "it's never been worse."

Hug a teacher....so you can get close enough to choke 'em.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:39 PM (LRFds)

133 Cool action but totally unbelievable foe.
Anyone can go crazy, but how do you convince dozens of guys to be cannon fodder for your particular crazy bent?
Shows that a PC Hollywood is scared to ''offend'' any potential enemy.
Even in Ian Fleming's books many of the best enemies were rich guys who were ideologs.
Why couldn't they have at least done that in Skyfall?
A sexually repressed guy with ''mommy'' issues?
And he's got a loyal army????

Posted by: Nan G at November 13, 2012 07:39 PM (YmQ0s)

134 Well, according to my boss I sound like I'm dying so there's that! I'm positive that I hate having a cold.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 13, 2012 07:40 PM (Gk3SS)

135 Let's have a little positivity in this thread.

5K more rounds arrive via UPS tomorrow. And someone has to sign for it, which will be a PITA.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 07:40 PM (QupBk)

136 Maybe Fox can resurrect the beltway boys with Akin and Mourdock?

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:40 PM (Gx3Fe)

137 Husband came home and gave me a pain pill from surgery he had a while ago.

I only took half of it.

It's just kicked in. YOWZA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2012 07:40 PM (UOM48)

138 Why woulda personworking in a
Twinkie factory or brewery ever go on strike? Anyone?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at November 13, 2012 07:41 PM (dNmQK)

139 "136 Maybe Fox can resurrect the beltway boys with Akin and Mourdock?

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:40 PM (Gx3Fe) "

Maybe you can take your "bromance" somewhere else.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:41 PM (uvzjj)

140 I broke my tail bone once slipping on a icy sidewalk with a coffee in my hand....I did the whole break dance move for what seemed like forever before I hit the ground....never spilled my coffee tho....but had to sit on a cushy donut for days

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:41 PM (JWLqy)

141 133 Nan G,

Um if you change "mommy" to "daddy"....

never mind

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:41 PM (LRFds)

142 I MADE BACON-INFUSED WHISKEY!

Posted by: CAC at November 13, 2012 07:41 PM (hwjDW)

143
Jane - only 1/2 of it? Come on girlfriend! Hope you feel better

Posted by: Cheri at November 13, 2012 07:42 PM (EAgmr)

144 137 Jane D'oh,

we call that "the 1970s"

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:42 PM (LRFds)

145 Oddly enough, doing more freelance work than I have in a while.

I suspect the agency I'm at had probably wanted to hire me full time but now with all that's to come won't.

I actually like the flexibility. Gives me more time to write my scripts. Yeah, I'm a Hollywood asshole, but I weave my stealth conservatism in all the time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 07:42 PM (XkWWK)

146 I'm at an incredibly boring staff meeting and I am fantasizing what would be the most disgusting bile act I could pull off if I were guaranteed to get away with it

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:42 PM (Gx3Fe)

147 I'm still sick too Alex! my plague from - god was that last week?!?! - is still with me

I had a setback this morning and had to go in to work late cos I was sooooo woozy

happy things - still have my great job and love what I'm doing. kids are doing really well in school this year. Fall sports are OVER! that's worth some celebratin

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 13, 2012 07:42 PM (J6kXj)

148 137 If it's Vicodin, the world will seem all better.

Posted by: NCKate at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (MsQkt)

149
136 Maybe Fox can resurrect the beltway boys with Akin and Mourdock?
Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:40 PM (Gx3Fe)


http://tinyurl.com/ajl3kqa

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (aJahi)

150 Just three more days until Friday. Weekend, baby!!!!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (6JMZR)

151 Tami, yeah weirdly my ex-husband used to have me hold really heavy things over my head a lot, sheets of drywall, the truck canopy, support beams. In retrospect perhaps it was a clue...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (RZ8pf)

152 "146 I'm at an incredibly boring staff meeting and I am fantasizing what would be the most disgusting bile act I could pull off if I were guaranteed to get away with it

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:42 PM (Gx3Fe) "

Doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (uvzjj)

153 Twinkie factory or brewery ever go on strike? Anyone?Posted by: Cicero KidI know huh? Just the twinkie-ding-dong-brewery fumes would be payment enough for me

Posted by: Cheri at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (EAgmr)

154 135 Toby 928th,

I have 300 inbound.

I am gonna get a few watermelons and decide on 55 gr versus 62 gr versus 68 grain 5.56*45

Happy trails.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (LRFds)

155 134 Well, according to my boss I sound like I'm dying so there's that! I'm positive that I hate having a cold.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 13, 2012 07:40 PM (Gk3SS)



The leader of Alextopia cannot be hurt by a mere cold. This must mean.....it's a govt created virus that they've targeted you with in order to derail Alextopia!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (GEICT)

156 LOL Ace.. good one. I can't think of anything positive. I really wanted to post the conversation between my mom and her doctor today but guess it will have to wait for the ONT.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (1hNQS)

157 148
137 If it's Vicodin, the world will seem all better.

Posted by: NCKate at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (MsQkt)

I puke if I walk by a bottle of that....actually, all prescription painkillers make me puke.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (X6akg)

158 151 PGiS,

or perhaps you look very healthy doing so?

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (LRFds)

159 Got the turkey and the 5 gallons of peanut oil. So thats good.

Posted by: Whatev at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (2t6Gz)

160 "Still trying to recover from my Crimson Tide getting mauled by the Aggies last week."

Looking forward to buying an issue of Sports Illustrated.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (/tk/V)

161 I knew this was a joke when you said 1,900 words was "longer than the usual review".

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (6JMZR)

162 I actually like the flexibility. Gives me more time to write my
scripts. Yeah, I'm a Hollywood {type}, but I weave my stealth
conservatism in all the time.


I'm trying the iOS app game thing, myself. I figure Breitbart was right, and the way to take the world back would be by writing the stories with the messages I want.

Even better: the only people with money are going to be kids whose parents work for the government, so I can cause pain with teen rebellion.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at November 13, 2012 07:45 PM (4+LTj)

163 142 I MADE BACON-INFUSED WHISKEY!

Posted by: CAC at November 13, 2012 07:41 PM (hwjDW)



WHAT?!?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:45 PM (GEICT)

164 159
Got the turkey and the 5 gallons of peanut oil. So thats good.

Posted by: Whatev at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (2t6Gz)

Us too. Do you brine you're turkey? We do and it really is good...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at November 13, 2012 07:45 PM (9+ccr)

165 I'm still sick too Alex!


Out! Out damn demons of sickness!


Knock wood, I don't feel too too bad but I'm coughing up a storm and talking is turning into an adventure. I'm going to try to parlay this into getting out of going to a meeting with the boss tomorrow that I don't want to attend. I might sink so low as to not wear makeup for extra pitifullness.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 13, 2012 07:45 PM (Gk3SS)

166 I got my twinkies and ding dongs yesterday, the last boxes of them on the store shelf. That's a positive. I think. Or at least a non-negative. But, I confess, I was never a twinkie fan. I thought the cream filling was overly sweet and the sponge cake too spongy. And now that I am talking about it I am realizing just how damn dirty twinkies are.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2012 07:45 PM (RZ8pf)

167 A sexually repressed guy with ''mommy'' issues?And he's got a loyal army????


Posted by: Nan G at November 13, 2012 07:39 PM (YmQ0s)


Wait.... this is an Obama thread? .... oh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2012 07:46 PM (lZBBB)

168 BUMMER: electric bass of good quality: $900.00



Upright bass of good quality: $9000.00



Still hoping to get one...eventually.



Posted by: P. Aaron at November 13, 2012 07:25 PM (QGgxb)


9K huh? Well, from somebody who builds classical guitars, and fixes violins and the occasional cello, I can tell you point blank the work involved to build an upright bass is frigging disgusting uber obscene, and I hope I never see one. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 13, 2012 07:46 PM (FMbng)

169 132 Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:39 PM (LRFds)

Sven:

My parents, now of blessed memory, were both teachers in the NYC system and saw the takeover by the leftists very early in their careers. Still, they were able to teach effectively, even in some of the worst inner-city schools and got out in the '89 and '90 respectively.

My brother just retired and although he hates SCOAMF, he is fiercely pro-union. Just can't comprehend where all his money and benefits come from. I think I'm getting through to him but it is a touchy subject, as you can imagine.

As for the rest of academia, there isn't a mikvah deep and filthy enough to drown them in.

It is child abuse on a national level.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 07:46 PM (XkWWK)

170 Happy trails.

Word.

I'm trying to estimate the future exchange rate between 5.56 and bread. And 9mm, which i dislike and don't even have a weapon for. Lots of people like it though so it has to be in the trade goods pile.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 07:46 PM (QupBk)

171 151
Tami, yeah weirdly my ex-husband used to have me hold really heavy
things over my head a lot, sheets of drywall, the truck canopy, support
beams. In retrospect perhaps it was a clue...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 13, 2012 07:43 PM (RZ8pf)

Which you apparently got.....thus the 'ex'.
And completely OT but.....WHO THE HELL MOVED THANKSGIVING UP!? I just realized today that it's only 9 days away. I am so unprepared.....

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:46 PM (X6akg)

172 157 I puke if I walk by a bottle of that....actually, all prescription painkillers make me puke.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (X6akg)



That's too bad. Hey, let's talk a little business over here, shall we?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:46 PM (GEICT)

173 165 AtC,

If you're congested try a caramel apple spice cider with a dash of nutmeg....

some folk drain too fast after the blockage gets cut and it can act as an emulsive but it usually blows the junk out and let's you rest/heal....or do what I do and bang your head into a wall for an hour.

whichever.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (LRFds)

174
Played a great gig Saturday night, had the club and the dance floor packed, nobody fell into the equipment, it was all good. Got a lot of compliments on the sound and look of my new neon orange DR bass strings. Shiny!

I might have to check those out. My 4-string fretless (solid black, rosewood fretboard, double scale, marked) would really show off some orange strings.

And I might be getting a full time drumming gig with the Infidels. The band leader mentioned getting a place to practice (!), a promising sign. He told me to work on a "wish list" of songs to play, so I'm putting a lot of Grand Funk, ZZ Top and some obscure stuff on there along with "My Sharona". If we're going to broaden our repetoire, we may as well do it right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (lOmbq)

175 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 07:33 PM (JDIKC)

Have you seen Argo yet?
Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:36 PM (JWLqy);;;;;

Nah. I don't care for Ben Affleck's "acting."

He strikes me as the Keanu Reeves of the 2000's. We were supposed to see Skyfall but it was packed. When we got home, I showed Casino Royale to the missus. She really liked it.

"It's like a real movie," was her feedback. And I agree. What I never care for about the Bond films was the smarminess of the hero, the fawning dipshitedness of the Bond Girl du jour, and the absurd megalomaniacal campiness of the villains.

You have a secret island fortress with a private army? Really? How did you pay for that shit? Who does your hiring? How is your island resupplied with foodstuffs, clothing and equipment and stay secret? Do you have your own merchant fleet? Where do you bunker the fuel for these ships? Who built all this shit?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (JDIKC)

176 When I was seven months old, my mom and I joined Daddy at his base in Alaska. As Mom stepped off the plane onto the icy tarmac, she slipped, fell, and landed on her tailbone, breaking it.

But she didn't drop me!

She said it hurt forever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (UOM48)

177 This must mean.....it's a govt created virus that they've targeted you with in order to derail Alextopia!


That's it! How could I not have seen something so obvious.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (Gk3SS)

178 159
Got the turkey and the 5 gallons of peanut oil. So thats good.

Posted by: Whatev at November 13, 2012 07:44 PM (2t6Gz)

Us too. Do you brine you're turkey? We do and it really is good...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at November 13, 2012 07:45 PM (9+ccr)
----
This year I will be. Didn't last year and regretted it.

Posted by: Whatev at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (2t6Gz)

179 If you're congested try a caramel apple spice cider with a dash of nutmeg....

Better yet, a hot gin with a twist of lemon. and a bit of sugar/splenda..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at November 13, 2012 07:48 PM (9+ccr)

180 Who built all this shit?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (JDIKC



*cough*

Posted by: Lord Rainbowshanks at November 13, 2012 07:48 PM (UOM48)

181 170 Toby 928th,

Get a 9mm Hi-Point Carbine in 9mm as a spare weapon and a brick of 900 9mm JHPs.

9mm will be a really common thing.

I may buy a quint of fifths.

Trade with the locals while I run south after all.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:49 PM (LRFds)

182 The only movie better than the book was Goldfingerbecuase they solved the impossibility of transporting the gold

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:49 PM (Gx3Fe)

183
"I'm at an incredibly boring staff meeting "

--- ----- ----- ----- ----- ---- ---- ---- - - - -

Getting instructions on how to wave thesign at cars as they drive by?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2012 07:49 PM (1Y+hH)

184 They need a black, gay, female "Jamie Bond" who uses all her great spy skills to make Britain safe.... for Sharia Law.


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at November 13, 2012 07:49 PM (he2LC)

185 Dilbert in his cubicle telling his boss, "I'm POSITIVE I want you to die!:

Posted by: Scratch One Republic at November 13, 2012 07:49 PM (9ghZ6)

186 179 Donna,

I'm on the wagon...BUT I call that "sven aged 3"....man I miss the '70s.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:50 PM (LRFds)

187 I don't feel too too bad but I'm coughing up a storm and talking is turning into an adventure

Shhhh, alex... {places finger gently over lips}.... don't talk.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 07:50 PM (6JMZR)

188 "184 They need a black, gay, female "Jamie Bond" who uses all her great spy skills to make Britain safe.... for Sharia Law.


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at November 13, 2012 07:49 PM (he2LC) "

Obama?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:50 PM (uvzjj)

189 It is child abuse on a national level.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 07:46 PM (XkWWK)


Yeshar koach

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:51 PM (Gx3Fe)

190 #175 Uh, well we know that the villian didn't build that shit.

Posted by: King B+rry, Slayer of Osama at November 13, 2012 07:51 PM (ZHXaA)

191 Get a 9mm Hi-Point Carbine in 9mm as a spare weapon and a brick of 900 9mm JHPs.

I don't like 9mm. If a .38 isn't enough, go .45.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 07:51 PM (QupBk)

192 187 I don't feel too too bad but I'm coughing up a storm and talking is turning into an adventure

--------

Shhhh, alex... {places finger gently over lips}.... don't talk.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 07:50 PM (6JMZR)



Wow. Even by Moron standards, that was pretty fucking creepy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:52 PM (GEICT)

193 176 jane D'oh,

Nice love parents stories.

My son asked me once how I learned to endure pain, I told him a summer I held steel slats up to be tack welded to walls and my hands bled a lot....he asked if it hurt.

I told him not half as much as when i feared you'd not make it to delivery.

I hope he remembers.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:52 PM (LRFds)

194 Talked to my parents last night, the first night since the election. Dad went off on Obama voters and Ben Bernanke, then talk to my Mom who said all these Obama voters are going to be punished by God for allowing abortions to happen. Good times, I love my parents.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 13, 2012 07:52 PM (NzBQO)

195 From Russia with love, theories came damn close , but changing the bad guys from Smersh to spectre was silly

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:52 PM (Gx3Fe)

196 You have a secret island fortress with a private army? Really? How did you pay for that shit? Who does your hiring? How is your island resupplied with foodstuffs, clothing and equipment and stay secret? Do you have your own merchant fleet? Where do you bunker the fuel for these ships? Who built all this shit?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (JDIKC)

LOL... you are supposed to just sit back and enjoy it not analyze it as if it were a documentary....funny stuff

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 13, 2012 07:52 PM (JWLqy)

197 "192 187 I don't feel too too bad but I'm coughing up a storm and talking is turning into an adventure

--------

Shhhh, alex... {places finger gently over lips}.... don't talk.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 07:50 PM (6JMZR)


Wow. Even by Moron standards, that was pretty fucking creepy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:52 PM (GEICT) "

Wait, which lips do you think he's talking about?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:53 PM (uvzjj)

198 Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at November 13, 2012 07:49 PM (he2LC) "
----
That reminds me, who won the lying duration contest a couple months ago?

Posted by: Whatev at November 13, 2012 07:53 PM (2t6Gz)

199 5K more rounds arrive via UPS tomorrow. And someone has to sign for it, which will be a PITA

If you could, try and find someone else next time. They stopped donating to the Boy Scouts.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 13, 2012 07:53 PM (kqqGm)

200 191 Toby928th,

No no I get that you know me I am a .357 or .45LC guy but if you have a brick of it a Pistol Caliber carbine is a very flexible weapon in case you have a buddy and need a spare you know?

200 bucks or so and a lifetime warranty...is it awesome?

no but may be good enough.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:53 PM (LRFds)

201 Obama admin in 30 seconds (SFW):

http://tinyurl.com/5yelpn

Bonus MSM cameo at the end

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 13, 2012 07:54 PM (zpqa2)

202
Looking forward to buying an issue of Sports Illustrated.

Enjoy the target on your backs. At least there's the SEC Championship...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 07:54 PM (lOmbq)

203 I hope that's true, and you aren't a 16-year-old, pimply-faced loner,
sitting in his parent's basement and cataloging his many alter-egos.

because that is an adorable, cheerful story.


****

Dang!

Busted again!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 07:54 PM (piMMO)

204
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 07:47 PM (lOmbq)

Excellent, BB! I've a fretless with a black body/white pickguard, and I'm thinking of getting blue neons for it. I decided orange would only really look good at Halloween on the black body.

The orange doesgo nicely with the honey colored quilted maple sunburst body on the Jazz 24. And they sound great for classic rock, heavy on the fundamental.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2012 07:54 PM (1Y+hH)

205 LOL... you are supposed to just sit back and enjoy it not analyze it as if it were a documentary....funny stuff

If you are analyzing the logistics, the director failed to grab you with the story.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 07:55 PM (O6q63)

206 194 Adam Smith's Inis PH,

Yeah dad did not take this well but he;s 70 and won't come south unless he has to.

Mom well if mom talks to me about it...

sorry inside joke.

Take solace in those who give it.

Be glad they;re there you always miss them when they;re gone.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:55 PM (LRFds)

207 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?

(I'm asking for a friend)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 07:56 PM (PHb2k)

208 Like Dr. No was much more realistic.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at November 13, 2012 07:56 PM (he2LC)

209 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?


*****

NNNooooooo!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 07:56 PM (piMMO)

210 Seriously though. I decided a few weeks ago that out of all the material things I could invest in for a worst case collapse scenario, ammo was the best. Gold and even silver are to expensive to tie up money in for a collapse that may not come. And more for trading than for actual defense against the zombies. Hence, the mixed bag of popular, though not to me, calibers.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 07:57 PM (QupBk)

211 We're starting to get cold, dry air here in Minnesota.

I was worried about getting dry, cracked hands but then I remembered that they'll be OK because earlier I put hand lotion on my dick.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 13, 2012 07:57 PM (X9Mnx)

212 207 Guy Mohawk,

BUNK! from the academy to the Army war College in ten licks.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:57 PM (LRFds)

213 So it's that.......


boy friendly.

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 07:57 PM (r2PLg)

214 207 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?

(I'm asking for a friend)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 07:56 PM (PHb2k)

The Night of the Generals!!

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 07:58 PM (Gx3Fe)

215 @kawfytawk,

Normally I would agree with you. Movies should wash over your skull, not penetrating beyond the follicles. You shouldn't learn a fuckin thing by the end of a movie.

But a lot of those Bond films just strain credulity a bit much. Too much of a mix of the ordinary and the fantastical. Doesn't seem internally consistent.

The Daniel Craig versions I liked. Light in the retarded spy gear and heavy on the sociopathic coldness of the main character, which is what you would need in your tame murderer, not some foppish half a fag like Roger Moore.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 07:58 PM (JDIKC)

216 "207 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?

(I'm asking for a friend)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 07:56 PM (PHb2k) "

All In?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 07:58 PM (uvzjj)

217 I think I would like a lever gun in .357, but they're not cheap.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 07:58 PM (QupBk)

218 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?



Army Of Sluts

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:58 PM (GEICT)

219 210 toby 928th,

Just don't go too overboard unless you have a cache at your fallback position.

My truck got totaled and I have not found a new one yet so space wise I am limited to my Turbo PT Cruiser. I have a transit kit I am making and then I will store a transition cache in my rally point. Too much stuff and you get tied down too hard on it IMHO.

YMMV

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 07:59 PM (LRFds)

220 SNL(when it was good) did a skit about a Bond villains secret headquarters under construction.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2012 07:59 PM (9XBK2)

221 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?

Pokemon: The Movie

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 07:59 PM (QupBk)

222 Bang the Brothers

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 08:00 PM (6JMZR)

223 "Enjoy the target on your backs."
Gee, I kinda thought I might get a "good luck teej, hope you guys pull it off" from a fellow drummer.
And don't give up yet man. Say ND and Oregon both lose a game and your guys win the SEC. My money says we meet in Miami if that happens.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 13, 2012 08:00 PM (ma+gB)

224 The Daniel Craig versions I liked. Light in the retarded spy gear and heavy on the sociopathic coldness of the main character, which is what you would need in your tame murderer, not some foppish half a fag like Roger Moore.


As a freaking kid I refused to watch the Roger Moore Bond films. To me there's only one Bond.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:00 PM (GEICT)

225
I installed a water heater today.

As usual, taking the old one out the whole thing was a royal PIA.

Got hot water though!

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 13, 2012 08:00 PM (tOkJB)

226
Menage-a-Ghazi

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 08:00 PM (PHb2k)

227 217 Toby 928th,

Not too terribly expensive depending on what finish you'll settle on.
You can get a Win '92 from Chiappa ~475 IIRC....

I'll look real quick.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:00 PM (LRFds)

228 Saving Ryan's Privates...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:00 PM (uvzjj)

229 General Orders

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at November 13, 2012 08:01 PM (he2LC)

230 I watched a show on HBO last night, a series, titled 'Enlightened'. It was the first time I had ever heard of it and it was really weird.

Has anyone else seen it? And did you, like I, look at the main character and see the prototype for a lib: all incense and do-gooderish on the outside and a raving maniac with rage issues on the inside.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 08:01 PM (piMMO)

231 As a freaking kid I refused to watch the Roger Moore Bond films. To me there's only one Bond.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:00 PM (GEICT)

You and my husband.....

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 08:01 PM (X6akg)

232 218 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be? ::::::

Fists of Fury

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 13, 2012 08:01 PM (JDIKC)

233
Swift Load Veterans

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (PHb2k)

234
I decided orange would only really look good at Halloween on the black body.

MM, I bet that did look cool. It's nice to have "seasonal" basses. Are those strings tape-wound (stupid question, but I gotta know)? I ask because I only buy a set about every ten years or so and haven't shopped for them in a while.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (lOmbq)

235 Just don't go too overboard unless you have a cache at your fallback position.

Good advice but I'll think I'll fight it out on this line. I don't have a better place to fall back too unless Texas secedes.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (QupBk)

236 White Hawk In

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (uvzjj)

237 OMG, I feel so pwned, Ace! Wasn't even going to click this, but then I thought, fuck, Ace has a personal best here, get on in there, Peaches.

You wascally wabbit, you!

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (kpCLl)

238

I knew it was a rickroll when he said his film review was only 1.900 words....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (kdS6q)

239 My favorite so far, from Twitter: Clear and Present Dangler

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (piMMO)

240 133 Cool action but totally unbelievable foe.
Anyone can go crazy, but how do you convince dozens of guys to be cannon fodder for your particular crazy bent?
Shows that a PC Hollywood is scared to ''offend'' any potential enemy.
Even in Ian Fleming's books many of the best enemies were rich guys who were ideologs.
Why couldn't they have at least done that in Skyfall?
A sexually repressed guy with ''mommy'' issues?
And he's got a loyal army????

Posted by: Nan G at November 13, 2012 07:39 PM (YmQ0s)

Of course there's no such thing as a super-powerful evil rich man who manipulates world affairs and has repressed self-hatred.

Posted by: George Soros at November 13, 2012 08:03 PM (jKE+Z)

241


okay, a joke?
um okay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.


(sorry , sorry , dammit bear with me , I am trying )



Posted by: T. Hunter at November 13, 2012 08:03 PM (EZl54)

242 Still writing my novel for NaNoWriMo. So that is good right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:03 PM (nByYy)

243 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?


===========


You've got tailmail.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 08:03 PM (X6akg)

244 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (QupBk)

245
2 Girls, 1 Spy

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (PHb2k)

246 I knew it was a rickroll when he said his film review was only 1.900 words....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (kdS6q)
Ah, I thought it was 19,000 . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (kpCLl)

247 Isn't it strange that ultra-masculine things can be so non-gay that they seem gay, yet the opposite isn't true?

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (opS9C)

248 "242 Still writing my novel for NaNoWriMo. So that is good right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:03 PM (nByYy) "

Well, is it?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (uvzjj)

249 The Generals Daughters!

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (Gx3Fe)

250 The gov't shortfall (revenue vs. spending) only increased by 22% last month compared to Oct, 2011.

That's good, right?

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (9KvOY)

251 Posted by: George Soros at November 13, 2012 08:03 PM (jKE+Z)



Soros? Pffftt....you're not good enough to be a Bond villain's bitch boy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (GEICT)

252 God never mind...didn;t realize the price had hopped to the low 900s.....

Man...."doom"

I am gonna have to get that '95 guide gun sooner rather than later or not at all.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (LRFds)

253 The Dirty Duo. The next Mission.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (IT9NV)

254 2 Girls, 1 Spy


****


Damn, that's a good one!

I wish I'd thought of it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (piMMO)

255
Spyfall!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (PHb2k)

256 142 I MADE BACON-INFUSED WHISKEY!

Posted by: CAC at November 13, 2012 07:41 PM (hwjDW)


WHAT?!?!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 07:45 PM (GEICT)

Cook 5 full strips of bacon all the way down to dried, remove and instantly pour in 100mL of Jameson.
Let sit 1 hr
strain through sieve.

Posted by: CAC at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (hwjDW)

257 2 Girls, No Brains.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (kpCLl)

258 "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

Duh!

Finding half a worm.


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (he2LC)

259 Chasing Peaches

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (r2PLg)

260 "247 Isn't it strange that ultra-masculine things can be so non-gay that they seem gay, yet the opposite isn't true?

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (opS9C) "

The Universe isn't symmetrical.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (uvzjj)

261 As a freaking kid I refused to watch the Roger Moore Bond films. To me there's only one Bond.

Thank you so much!

Posted by: Pierce Brosnan at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (O6q63)

262 236 MUMR,

good night now....

thanks tip the waitress.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (LRFds)

263 Looking for Peaches in All the Wrong Places

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (r2PLg)

264
Gee, I kinda thought I might get a "good luck teej, hope you guys pull it off" from a fellow drummer.

Sorry Teej, I'm still in somewhat of a funk. I'll see if I can catch a game as I haven't seen y'all play yet this season. And yeah, we could wind up in the NatChamp Game. That'd be something, but stranger things have happened, like last season.

Go get 'em!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (lOmbq)

265 Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM

Ha!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 08:07 PM (PHb2k)

266 "251 Posted by: George Soros at November 13, 2012 08:03 PM (jKE+Z)



Soros? Pffftt....you're not good enough to be a Bond villain's bitch boy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (GEICT) "

He's good enough to rape us. And that's something. (Not a good thing.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:07 PM (uvzjj)

267 Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (r2PLg)

Cut that shit out. Now. Srsly.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:07 PM (kpCLl)

268 Doing the Pentagon: Because It's the New Sextahedron

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:08 PM (r2PLg)

269 Still writing my novel for NaNoWriMo. So that is good right?



It is! *pompoms*


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 13, 2012 08:08 PM (Gk3SS)

270 235 Toby 928th,

Well be aware of local legal standards...

in an ideal world nobody messes with your home....

of course in an ideal world I am not expected to have a barely functional retard wrecking our economy on purpose.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:08 PM (LRFds)

271 "257 2 Girls, No Brains.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (kpCLl) "

2 Girls, Lots of Peaches.


(The other kind(s)).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:08 PM (uvzjj)

272 "258 "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

Duh!

Finding half a worm.


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at November 13, 2012 08:05 PM (he2LC) "

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (uvzjj)

273 267 Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (r2PLg)

Cut that shit out. Now. Srsly.
Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:07 PM (kpCLl)

__________

Okay, okay--I'm outta peaches things anyhoo.

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (r2PLg)

274 263 tasker,

Um....I have this really bad rendition of "looking for love" from the gong show in my head not turning the f**k off now....thanks.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (LRFds)

275 Sex! Sex! Sex!

I guess we know what sells.

From Greta

oh no! another scandal! Air Force to release report:11military instructors charged with sex offenses/Lackland AF Base

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (piMMO)

276 Almost forgot! Something to share with the Horde. Funny ass video that my wife told me about. "Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends"



http://tinyurl.com/auyvt53

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (GEICT)

277 "262 236 MUMR,

good night now....

thanks tip the waitress.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (LRFds) "

Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (uvzjj)

278 I got a 1000 sq ft of gorgeous bamboo flooring installed today. Looks freaking awesome. Gonna crack open some tellamore dew and smoke a Churchill.

And then gonna put some sabbath on and veg the fuck out!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (0fxcV)

279 Did anyone ever read up on those London Boys, they were killed in a car accident...just sayin'

Posted by: Mark Leuck at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (gxXWj)

280 Better Off Spread

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (6JMZR)

281 "If a .38 isn't enough, go .45."

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 07:51 PM (QupBk)

I really enjoy my .40 SandW. (fuck you Pixy for no ampersand).

I would be comfortable with it instead of my .45ACP, and the 13 round mag is really, really nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2012 08:10 PM (GsoHv)

282 230 NDH,

does it end as well as my favorite comedy "Grizzly man"???

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:10 PM (LRFds)

283 Gunga Dong

Posted by: Avi at November 13, 2012 08:10 PM (Gx3Fe)

284 "273 267 Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (r2PLg)

Cut that shit out. Now. Srsly.
Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:07 PM (kpCLl)

__________

Okay, okay--I'm outta peaches things anyhoo.

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (r2PLg) "

I wasn't.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:10 PM (uvzjj)

285 This about sums it up.

From The Onion:

Nation Horrified To Learn About War In Afghanistan While Reading Up On Petraeus Sex Scandal

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 08:10 PM (piMMO)

286 260
"247 Isn't it strange that ultra-masculine things can be so non-gay that they seem gay, yet the opposite isn't true?



Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 08:04 PM (opS9C) "



The Universe isn't symmetrical.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:06 PM (uvzjj) ********** You got me.

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 08:11 PM (opS9C)

287 I really enjoy my .40 SandW. (fuck you Pixy for no ampersand).


Same here. Oh, &&&&&&&&&

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:11 PM (GEICT)

288 275 NDH,

shit that's just a single goddamned cycle at Ft jackson....

I'd be a lot less worried if I was not afraid that people really don;'t know how tawdry and oversexed the force really is.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:11 PM (LRFds)

289 hahahahahahahaha "Grizzly Man"

omg!

thanks for that. always puts a smile on my face!

"Into the Wild" too - he froze to death steps away from like, a store - hahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 13, 2012 08:11 PM (J6kXj)

290



okay, um trying again:

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 13, 2012 08:12 PM (EZl54)

291 274 263 tasker,

Um....I have this really bad rendition of "looking for love" from the gong show in my head not turning the f**k off now....thanks.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:09 PM (LRFds)

__________

Oh shoot Sven sorry.

Don't know what that is.

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:12 PM (r2PLg)

292 NDH,

does it end as well as my favorite comedy "Grizzly man"???


*****

I don't know yet because I only saw the first and second shows int he series. Yet, I am going to take a guess and say that it ends horribly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 13, 2012 08:12 PM (piMMO)

293 285 NDH,

yeah I'm gonna go polish my navies I think.....

you laugh so you don't scream for a year.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:12 PM (LRFds)

294 Positive stuff, eh? Not usually my thing, but... Got an offer for a new job. Better pay, back into management after a brief hiatus, probably less stress, and high resistance to recession. If any morons are still struggling to find prosperity in this crap economy, I hope you enjoy the same relief soon. Not all hope is lost yet.

Posted by: Reactionary at November 13, 2012 08:12 PM (jfeoD)

295 Day-um. My Magic are up 53-49 over the Knicks at the half.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 08:12 PM (lOmbq)

296 Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd and Arlen Specter are dead.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 08:12 PM (6JMZR)

297 Benghazi is getting some coverage. My hope (that's positive) is that the General and spooks anticipated the MFM and admin play and have a surprise in store for them.

I also settled on a handgun for Zombie Time, am working out difficulties with my marriage and getting over a miserable cold.

Posted by: eureka! at November 13, 2012 08:13 PM (UL+ny)

298 btw is it wrong that I thought the endish thing in last week's Walking Dead was hilarious?

that means there is something wrong with me right?

am I allowed to say the end part? where he . . . uh . . . "said goodbye to the wife"??

as if that silliness wasn't funny enough, then the phone rang!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 13, 2012 08:13 PM (J6kXj)

299 Are there 4-Star trading cards or something for the ladies? Collect all 38! Although I would bet that Commanding General, U.S. Army Training and Doctrine Command (TRADOC) is less valuable than even Commander, Allied Joint Force Command Naples.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 08:13 PM (QupBk)

300 292 NDH,

well Grizzly man ends not horribly but rather nobly....

Bear 141 was a hero.


Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:13 PM (LRFds)

301 tl;dr

Posted by: johnd01 at November 13, 2012 08:14 PM (js5jY)

302 I'm eating oreo cookies and drinking a glass of milk...you homos...

Posted by: wtp at November 13, 2012 08:14 PM (XFtI/)

303 Have a Gen. Carter Ham report. From Tunisia.
http://allafrica.com/stories/201211131191.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:14 PM (nByYy)

304 Daniel Craig doesn't look like the iconic dashing James Bonds we've come to know, he looks more like the KGB type villians we used to see in the films

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2012 08:14 PM (wwsoB)

305 297 EUreka,

a spouse if reliable is more valuable than a gun.

I'll pray for stability in your hearth and heart.

Be safe.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:14 PM (LRFds)

306 you know what else is nice?

the Eagles REALLY SUCK! Vick has an "extreme concussion" whatever that is


hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 13, 2012 08:14 PM (J6kXj)

307 Riddle me this, if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?

The Good, The Bad, and it Got Ugly....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2012 08:15 PM (lZBBB)

308 Igot a new gun, so that makes me happy. Need to order more ammo, though. The gun store had very little in stock. Shocking, I know.
On the flip side, I also just stabbed my hand with a fork -- by accident -- hurts like an MFer.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 13, 2012 08:15 PM (qtKqj)

309 Later, all.

God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 13, 2012 08:16 PM (uvzjj)

310 Speaking of Craig, has anyone here seen Defiance? I heard that it took some historical liberties but was pretty good. Worth the time?

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:16 PM (jKE+Z)

311
am I allowed to say the end part? where he . . . uh . . . "said goodbye to the wife"??

I didn't get that. I thought Carl took care of her.

Posted by: Scratch One Republic at November 13, 2012 08:16 PM (9ghZ6)

312 the Eagles REALLY SUCK! Vick has an "extreme concussion" whatever that is





hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 13, 2012 08:14 PM

Chill out man, I only kicked dogs to death, I never ate them

Posted by: Michael Vick at November 13, 2012 08:16 PM (wwsoB)

313 294 Reactionary,

I've decided I'm gonna get my EMT 1+2 certs renewed from letting 'em expire when i was a scout.

May even take fire science 1 and 2 and not necessarily for employment.

Getting too old to get hired but not to old to either volunteer or make myself useful if things get wobbly.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:16 PM (LRFds)

314 And I am shocked to learn that we have 38 4-Stars. That seems a bit excessive.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 08:17 PM (QupBk)

315 Thanks for the encouragement Alexthechick. Merovign is such a peach, already has 53,000 words written. %))#! Me bitter? Nah, not really

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:17 PM (nByYy)

316 306 you know what else is nice?

the Eagles REALLY SUCK! Vick has an "extreme concussion" whatever that is


hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 13, 2012 08:14 PM (J6kXj)

--The Chefs are still first in line for the #1 pick in April. (I think; I guess the tiebreaker w/ the Jaguars would be SoS, unless it matters that the Jags won a conference game and the Chefs did not.)

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:18 PM (jKE+Z)

317 299 Are there 4-Star trading cards or something for the ladies? Collect all 38! Although I would bet that Commanding General, U.S. Army Training and Doctrine Command (TRADOC) is less valuable than even Commander, Allied Joint Force Command Naples.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 08:13 PM (QupBk)


__________________

Playing Petraeus Pokemon!--for Playgirls!

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 08:18 PM (r2PLg)

318 In reply...Good to me. Sorry if this OT.

Dear Mr. sTevo: 

Thank you for contacting me regarding the atrocious acts of terror against Americans in North Africa.  I appreciate hearing from you and I share your concerns. 

As you know, on September 11, 2012, a group of hostile Islamic radicals attacked the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya, killing the United States Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other Americans, including two Navy SEALS. 

 

In addition, a group of radicals stormed the U.S. embassy in Cairo, Egypt and desecrated the American flag and attempted to replace it with an Islamist banner with the Arabic inscription, "[t]here is no God but God, and Mohammad is his Messenger."  Similar attacks and demonstrations have since occurred at multiple U.S. embassies and diplomatic missions and American restaurant franchises in the Middle East, North Africa, South Asia, and Europe.  Attacks have also occurred at German and British embassies in North Africa, including Sudan.  The Libyan government has apprehended over 50 suspects connected to the Benghazi terror attacks.

 

Initially, the Obama Administration declared that the attacks were a response to a low-budget film produced in the United States available on YouTube that derides the Islamic religion.  This was inaccurate and a testament to the President's terrible mishandling of the situation. 

 

It has become clear that the attacks in Benghazi were planned.  The assailants that approached the consulate were armed with firearms, RPGs and diesel canisters, all believed to have been used to set the consulate buildings on fire.  In addition, the assailants seemed to be aware of the existence of the consulate's "safe house" where Ambassador Stevens fled prior to his death.  What's worse, it appears that the Obama Administration was informed of security concerns by U.S. officials on the ground in Libya, but the Administration failed to address these concerns before the attack. 

Since the Benghazi attack, the President and his Administration have not been forthright with Congress and the American people about the cause of the attacks and the Administration's prior knowledge of security concerns at U.S. diplomatic missions in Libya.   Until the second presidential debate on October 11, 2012, the President had not even taken responsibility for providing insufficient information about the attacks and the meager security provided to U.S. officials there.

 

I am appalled by these violent and vicious attacks against American diplomats and soldiers, as well as the President's gross mishandling of the situation. You have my assurance that I am working to bring justice to those responsible for the terror attacks and hold the Obama Administration accountable.

 

I will soon join Representative Jeff Duncan in introducing legislation condemning the terror attacks and demanding that the President report to Congress what knowledge the Administration has concerning how the attacks were initiated and what warnings the Administration received prior to the attacks on September 11, 2012.

 

Especially after these horrific attacks, Congress must also be highly critical of foreign aid programs provided to countries where the safety of our citizens and allies abroadare compromised.  As an ardent and long-standing critic of our foreign aid missions, I believe any foreign assistance program should be provided with strong conditions. I have consistently voted against the State and Foreign Operations Appropriations bill each year because I believe the way our foreign aid is structured has not been effective in addressing our country's foreign policy goals and strategic interests. 

I strongly believe it is in our country's best interest to ensure that we eliminate potential prospects for Islamic or political extremism from expanding in countries receiving foreign aid, including Egypt and Libya.  I believe our foreign assistance programs should be carefully tailored to advance our Constitutional principles, U.S. sovereignty, free enterprise, and the security of American citizens.  Previous events have displayed that fanatic Islamic extremism carries grave consequences for America's national security.  We must ensure that we are not abetting the enemy.  If we send aid to foreign countries, we must place strong conditions on that aid, and we must insist that the President enforce those conditions.

 

Today we face a unique set of national security challenges as a nation.  Acts of terrorism against the United States will not be tolerated.  It is imperative that we remain vigilant in our relationships with foreign governments and ensure that we are effectively defending our citizens and our Constitutional values from enemy provocation.  I remain committed to ensuring that the United States is prepared to overcome any challenge to our national security. 

 

Again, thank you for the benefit of your comments.  Please feel free to contact me whenever I may be of assistance. 

Sincerely,Bob GoodlatteMember of Congress  
           
Via blackberry

Posted by: sTevo at November 13, 2012 08:19 PM (YSd1Q)

319 50
Hell, I'm trying to figure a way to be successful under the second Obama Administration. Posted by: ukuleledave at November 13, 2012 07:23 PM (TCsN3)I'm going to franchise wheelbarrow dealerships. Interested?

Posted by: Minuteman at November 13, 2012 08:19 PM (zAfmA)

320 Pokemon Generals. When collecting the coins aint enough, Jill Kelly wants to collect the Generals. Gotta collect them all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:20 PM (nByYy)

321 314 And I am shocked to learn that we have 38 4-Stars. That seems a bit excessive.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 08:17 PM (QupBk)

--Yeah, we should just pile on gaudy medals like the Soviets did and poor shitholes do. Way cheaper than promotions.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:20 PM (jKE+Z)

322 314 Toby 928th,

considering we ran WW2 with 2/3ds that number and 4 times the force?

"yeah"

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:20 PM (LRFds)

323

Guy:


how bout....

Boner Pyle?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:21 PM (ojsH9)

324 Let's have a little positivity in this thread. Anyone doing anything good?


I'm waiting for my new car to be delivered from the Old Country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2012 08:22 PM (QKKT0)

325 --Yeah, we should just pile on gaudy medals like the Soviets did and poor shitholes do. Way cheaper than promotions.

Giant Hats. I love the Soviet Field Marshal headdress.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 08:22 PM (QupBk)

326 CAC you're a stud. I wish I read that five minutes ago. I sent my husband out for gin. I wanted whiskey sours tonight. Him gin and tonic. Bacon infused whiskey would have carried the night. Shoot.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 08:22 PM (WLpAT)

327

The General's Daughter...

and Her Friend

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:22 PM (ojsH9)

328 Are those strings tape-wound (stupid question, but I gotta know)? I ask because I only buy a set about every ten years or so and haven't shopped for them in a while.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 08:02 PM (lOmbq)A good question actually. It's a coating, so unlike tapewounds, the sting size is normal, 105 E string in this case. It's a second generation coating that they claim has a long life. I just got them so can't tell you about that part yet. They cost $31 plus shipping at juststrings dot com so they are pricey. I'm a bitch about getting badasstone, and strings is really a cheap way to get there compared to other things, as you know.You'd crack up over my rube goldberg stage rig, but people rave about the sound, including my bandmates.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2012 08:22 PM (1Y+hH)

329 Let's have a little positivity in this thread. Anyone doing anything good?

No, and where is my fuckin' unicorn???

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:23 PM (kpCLl)

330 318 Stevo,

Nice.

I am afraid to express what I feel not b/c I'll threaten to wish ill on obama's person but b/c I can't get my universal translator to turn "hey threw the fucking 1st amendment under the God damned bus at the UN with his fucking lies" into something polite.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:23 PM (LRFds)

331 The Attack of the Purple Helmeted Warrior.

Posted by: Scratch One Republic at November 13, 2012 08:23 PM (9ghZ6)

332 Walking Dead funny ending - yes the little boy killed his mom. but she still was eaten by that zombie. Rick killed the zombie that et her and took bits of her out of it. IT WAS RIDICULOUSLY OVERDONE

like a twisted version of her pregnancy! get it?!?! GET IT?!?!

...now answer the phone

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 13, 2012 08:23 PM (J6kXj)

333 329 Peaches,

it's stuck on the balonium generator at the top of the windmill again....

stupid unicorn

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:24 PM (LRFds)

334 Moved to Hawaii in late-September. Snafu with some paperwork prevented me from having access to the office. Report to work tomorrow for the first time.

Basically a six-week paid vacation. In Hawaii.

Posted by: resurgemus at November 13, 2012 08:24 PM (myEWm)

335 "Let's have a little positivity in this thread."

Why? It's overrated! A nation drowned in positivity is how people like Barack Obama win elections.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 08:24 PM (uvNSk)

336 I'll also be checking into Albertsons refund policies on large quantities of pudding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2012 08:25 PM (QKKT0)

337
if Paula Bangwell and Jill Kelly eventually do a porn movie together, what would the name of it be?


Valleys of the Dolls



Posted by: M. Ahmadinejad at November 13, 2012 08:25 PM (EZl54)

338 Done something good?

I hung my Christmas lights before it got cold! Even ran them up the peak of my house this time. I can rest on that laurel for awhile.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 08:25 PM (9G+G5)

339 Basically a six-week paid vacation. In Hawaii.


Posted by: resurgemus at November 13, 2012 08:24 PM (myEWm)

So jealous . . . your tax increase notice is on the way.

Posted by: Barky the incompetent asshole at November 13, 2012 08:25 PM (kpCLl)

340 Zombies now eat people that have been dispatched?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 13, 2012 08:26 PM (9ghZ6)

341 Nothing too great going on at the W house. Also today my friends who are liberal announce I lived in a bubble because I do not exclude Fox news from my notice, and think Benghazi was a foreign policy debacle on no evidence at all except that there were some bumps in the road and who could have seen that coming anyway.

Posted by: sarahw at November 13, 2012 08:26 PM (LYwCh)

342 "Anyone doing anything good?"

Just got back from taking the kids to Tae Kwon Do for the first time in nearly two months (we've been out of town or sick) and am now trying to get the kitchen sink unclogged. Does that count as good?

My guess was that there would be 1.5 pictures and 400 words. So at least I managed to get the picture part right.

Posted by: Polliwogette, disappointed hobbit at November 13, 2012 08:27 PM (NYki8)

343 Any starving lawyers in the house? Wondering if I can sue the pantsless Petraeus for trademark infringement . . . Contingency only.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:27 PM (kpCLl)

344 341 SarahW,

un an experiment ask them if Abu Gonad was a "bump in the road"??

Let me know okay?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:27 PM (LRFds)

345 So here I am looking for kittens and jokes. And jokes were in here so that's a good start.

Posted by: sarahw at November 13, 2012 08:28 PM (LYwCh)

346 Trimegistus here?

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 13, 2012 08:28 PM (I2LwF)

347 342 Polli,

Good luck....

Thanks for helping me on twitter while it lasted BTW I nuked my accounts and am going to ground.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:28 PM (LRFds)

348 Hoplite.. what kind of gun did you get? And how in the hell did you stab your hand?

Posted by: jewells45 at November 13, 2012 08:29 PM (1hNQS)

349 331 The Attack of the Purple Helmeted Warrior.
Posted by: Scratch One Republic at November 13, 2012 08:23 PM (9ghZ6)


You're close. Change the Purple Heart to the Purple Helmet. Available only to staff officers and higher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:29 PM (XkWWK)

350 And local Ford dealership just sent me a letter saying they are willing to pay up to $31k for my GT500. In these coming times of trouble, its tempting. Rid myself of such a symbol of bourgeois capitalism before the narod show up with guns to redistribute it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:29 PM (nByYy)

351 Wouldn't that be Boner Pile?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2012 08:30 PM (PHb2k)

352 I'm torn between

YOU ASSHOLE!!!

and

Well payed (golf clap).

Hmm, how about

Well played, you asshole.

Posted by: butch at November 13, 2012 08:30 PM (nK2Sx)

353 you know what else is nice? the Eagles REALLY SUCK! Vick has an "extreme concussion" whatever that is

So much for positivity All that injurydid was unleash our backupquarterback. Nice boy. A rookie. And if I remembered hisname, I'd be all in your face.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 08:30 PM (9G+G5)

354

Enemy Below the Sheets

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:31 PM (ojsH9)

355 All these "scandals" will give the left the excuse to do away with our armed forces and change over to the Department of Peace.

Brown shirts with smiley faces (and billy clubs and black berets) coming soon to a neighborhood near you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:31 PM (XkWWK)

356 Im suffering through a boring assed presentation in taipei, surfing net for fun shit to do here.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 13, 2012 08:31 PM (muu4u)

357

DP 109

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:31 PM (ojsH9)

358 Look, I don't care what the rest of you say. I'm single, and if it would make a difference, I would get married, if it increased my odds of getting Ms. Broadwell in the sack.

I would compromise national security in order to nuzzle her goodies.

I would send 30,000 emails if I thought it might convince her to become my cuddle buddy.

Petraeus' wife looks like a troll, and not the good kind. Maybe she has a wonderful personality, but I cannot imagine the poor woman sparkles enough to compete with Madam Broadwell's hooters.

And if any of you disagree with me, you are gay communists.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 08:31 PM (BeSEI)

359
I am POSITIVELY sick of the Generals and their socialite slatternly lovelies..

Seriously, Scandalous photos of the babes, or I am done with this story...

Posted by: Gerry Owen at November 13, 2012 08:32 PM (4ABat)

360 Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:28 PM (LRFds)

You're welcome. Just paying it forward after rdbrewer helped me.

Posted by: Polliwogette, disappointed hobbit at November 13, 2012 08:32 PM (NYki8)

361 Good stuff? Well, my son appears to have mastered the trick of sounding out words, and memory words, so he is really quite proficient reader for a first grader. Also, he scored two goals and one assist at his first "real" hockey game. And, he is missing one tooth so he looks the part. That's pretty good, I think.


Plus he still calls the JEF "Maraca Obama," which is about right. A few beans rattling around an empty head.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:32 PM (VLG62)

362 jokes, jokes ... wait um...

Q : Why can't Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because no human can draw a perfect circle.

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 13, 2012 08:33 PM (EZl54)

363 So the new armed services will look like The Comedian from The Watchmen?

Posted by: Truman North, last of the famous international playboys at November 13, 2012 08:33 PM (I2LwF)

364 The Spook, The Chief, His Wife, and Her Lover

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:33 PM (jKE+Z)

365 Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 08:31 PM (BeSEI)

Dude, dude... We like banging chicks, and then getting married. In that order. That's why we're conservative.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 08:34 PM (9G+G5)

366 336 I'll also be checking into Albertsons refund policies on large quantities of pudding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2012 08:25 PM (QKKT0)

--Too bad you couldn't at least get airline miles for them like that one guy did.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:34 PM (jKE+Z)

367 Generals get all the ass.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 13, 2012 08:34 PM (9ghZ6)

368 Spent the evening at my sons scout meeting. Basically 40 boys 1st grade to 5th grade. Started with the pledge, followed by a nice prayer and then awards. America lives regardless of who resides in the White House.

Posted by: DeusExMachina at November 13, 2012 08:34 PM (6RTwM)

369 Mrs. Broadwell, the pipe-wrench, in the study.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:35 PM (nByYy)

370 318 sTevo
Sincerely,Bob GoodlatteMember of Congress

Via blackberry
Posted by: sTevo at November 13, 2012 08:19 PM

Bob is my damn rep. I have sent him numerous emails and almost never get anything back.
Rand Paul is not even in my state, and I always get a response from his office. And it is always in context.
In fact I saw Bob at an event last night. I don't think he has a very good staff. Difference between senator and rep?

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 13, 2012 08:35 PM (pxur/)

371 Any starving lawyers in the house? Wondering if I can sue the pantsless
Petraeus for trademark infringement.


*snort*

Now where do I send my bill?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2012 08:35 PM (QKKT0)

372 Just saw on the Weekly Standard via Drudge that a counter petition has been started to strip the citizenship and deport anyone who signed the petitions to secede from the US.

What fucking gall. I cannot tell you here what I would like to do to the hard core lefty Quislings who have infected our nation.

May whatever I am thinking happen one day soon, con gusto.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:35 PM (XkWWK)

373 363 Truman North,

and act like us....

hahahaha

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:35 PM (LRFds)

374
You'd crack up over my rube goldberg stage rig, but people rave about the sound, including my bandmates.

My secret weapon is a Sans-Amp direct box. It has a preamp that I can dial in a plethora of sounds with. The blues guys I played with were purists, so I didn't use it much on those gigs, but playing both bass and drums with this classic rock outfit lets me stretch out more.

I'm really looking forward to playing drums with these guys, tho'. That's always a challenge, one I can pull off better than on bass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 08:36 PM (lOmbq)

375 I'm sitting in my now fast-failing business (instead of slow failing) and using the extra time to catch up here.



Does "making the best of a bad situation" count as something good?



Damn, you Jax morons could at least come in and give me some business!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 08:36 PM (8JpQH)

376 Lawrence in Their Labia

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 13, 2012 08:37 PM (EZl54)

377 You bastard!!!

Posted by: mpfs at November 13, 2012 08:37 PM (Mkhiu)

378 372 JJ sefton,

Like I said they want to deport freeborn Americans for thinking they're toxic fuckwits and embrace anyone who can pole vault the mighty rio grande....

"ok"

Well I think I am safely correct in saying that "secession" happened in 2001 and we never noticed.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:37 PM (LRFds)

379 372
Just saw on the Weekly Standard via Drudge that a counter petition has
been started to strip the citizenship and deport anyone who signed the
petitions to secede from the US.



What fucking gall. I cannot tell you here what I would like to do
to the hard core lefty Quislings who have infected our nation.



May whatever I am thinking happen one day soon, con gusto.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:35 PM (XkWWK)

Deport where?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at November 13, 2012 08:37 PM (AWmfW)

380 365 -

No no. Yes yes, that's what I mean. Because of the backwardness.

Up is down, down is up. That sort of thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (BeSEI)

381 Ace of spades hq shirt? Check
Beef tips and noodles? Check
Call of Duty: Black Ops II? Check
A perfect way for a Moron to celebrate/mourn turning 40.

SMOD 2016

Posted by: nickporter at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (waMLL)

382 I cannot tell you here what I would like to do
to the hard core lefty Quislings who have infected our nation.

No worries, we already know. Let it burn!

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (kpCLl)

383 And you wonder why black people vote against you? And gays?

I came to this blog, hoping to experience something different than the media bias.

And you think this is funny?!


I am a natural fiscally conservative. If this is your idea of comedy entertainment, you really have lost the plot.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf)

384 Just saw on the Weekly Standard via Drudge that a counter petition has
been started to strip the citizenship and deport anyone who signed the
petitions to secede from the US.



===========================


Of course, they fail to mention where they'd deport them too.


Friggin' idiots.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (X6akg)

385 Spent the evening at my sons scout meeting. Basically 40 boys 1st grade to 5th grade. Started with the pledge, followed by a nice prayer and then awards. America lives regardless of who resides in the White House.

Posted by: DeusExMachina at November 13, 2012 08:34 PM (6RTwM)

My son's Scouts troop is hurting for volunteers. I don't know if the Boy Scouts have a long future. But we've sure had fun.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (9G+G5)

386 CJ -

Happy Keep the Cold Winter Away Lighting Ceremony and Increased Electric Bill Drinking Party to you ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (gh+mp)

387 Jesse Waters on the O'Reilly Factor confirming what we know. He interviewed Obozo supporters on the Upper West Side. His take, they are clueless. All they hear is Obamacare, abortion and gay marriage and they have no idea about what is really going on. They are zombies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2012 08:39 PM (A1D1d)

388 Maybe those 'thinkers' who want to strip citizenship, why didn't these genii do this for that suspected American terrorist that Obama killed with a drone strike strip his citizenship first, will allow Texas to become the new Botany Bay.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:39 PM (nByYy)

389 A perfect way for a Moron to celebrate/mourn turning 40.



SMOD 2016

Posted by: nickporter at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (waMLL)

Get off my lawn!

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:39 PM (VLG62)

390 368 DeusExmachina,

America lives even if we have to change her name and leave.

America is us.

I wish the libs would let go and either leave or let us leave.

They hate my nation and want to shit on her past and wreck her future.

If you hate the founders and the original documents why don't you sell 'em to me for 16 trillion in energy and let us go?

//things no governor is saying yet

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:39 PM (LRFds)

391 372 Just saw on the Weekly Standard via Drudge that a counter petition has been started to strip the citizenship and deport anyone who signed the petitions to secede from the US.

What fucking gall. I cannot tell you here what I would like to do to the hard core lefty Quislings who have infected our nation.

May whatever I am thinking happen one day soon, con gusto.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:35 PM (XkWWK)

--Wow, what ignorance. First and foremost, they need to read the First Amendment (hint, it has nothing to do with "Piss Christ"). Second, notice how militant and macho they get with law-abiding citizens, as contrasted with rolling over like dogs for militant Muslims and illegal immigrants?

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:39 PM (jKE+Z)

392 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf)


You mad bro?

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 08:40 PM (X6akg)

393 Penetrating Petraeus: The Rear Echelon

Posted by: anon at November 13, 2012 08:40 PM (r2PLg)

394 I am a natural fiscally conservative. If this is your idea of comedy entertainment, you really have lost the plot.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf)


Ah-hahahahahahahahaha!
Yes, it is what we think of as comedy. Your point?

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:40 PM (VLG62)

395

1. deport to where?

2. since when does the Left want to deport non-citizens?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:40 PM (ojsH9)

396 388 Anna Puma,

Logic, consistency, being able to count like the next door neighbor's 5 year old.....?

All beyond moonbats.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:40 PM (LRFds)

397 RkinR,

I can see a moron meet up in the future.

Posted by: sTevo at November 13, 2012 08:41 PM (OcVOw)

398 383 And you wonder why black people vote against you? And gays?

I came to this blog, hoping to experience something different than the media bias.

And you think this is funny?!


I am a natural fiscally conservative. If this is your idea of comedy entertainment, you really have lost the plot.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf)

--I'm positive you're concerned.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:41 PM (jKE+Z)

399 Gulp Friction

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 08:41 PM (6JMZR)

400 So Petraeus was ridin dirty. That's good. Isn't it?

Posted by: Not an Artist at November 13, 2012 08:41 PM (uRumV)

401 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf)


It's funnier than Bill Mahr, so there's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (QKKT0)

402 383 -

Natural as in your pubes match your skull fur?

That's so 20th century. Weirdo.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (BeSEI)

403 And you think this is funny?! I am a natural fiscally conservative. If this is your idea of comedy entertainment, you really have lost the plot.

I'm sorry I forced you to read this crap.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (O6q63)

404 And you think this is funny?! I am a natural fiscally conservative. If this is your idea of comedy entertainment, you really have lost the plot.

Wha?? Why all the monocle-dropping?

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (9G+G5)

405 If this is your idea of comedy entertainment, you really have lost the plot.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf)

Go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (kpCLl)

406 97 RkinR,

I can see a moron meet up in the future.

Sounds like the beginning of a plan, sTevo.

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (pxur/)

407 Is that Samwise the KM instead of Samwise the KY now?

Sven, the leaders of the progressive-socialist movement love seeing their tools being toolful.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (nByYy)

408 Man! That was mean, just plain mean! I had to sit here for several minutes deciding whether I was going to click the "continue" link, for fear that you might spoil the movie for me! LOL!! Mean!!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (DBH1h)

409

is KM hot dogs offended by the London Boys?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:43 PM (ojsH9)

410 383 KM,

We get that you don't like us, guess what we loved you well enough to tell your King to fuck off.

We get you'd rather have non anglic muslim aliens than ever dare let a Yankee come home.

Trust me, you guys missed a big opportunity twice.

I'm always happy my folks got kicked out, we took your king;s head and losty the republic there.

I'll try not to lose this one here.

Happy times upon you,
sven

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:43 PM (LRFds)

411 Go fuck yaself.


Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:42 PM (kpCLl)

Didn't Clint cover that particular invective earlier?

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:44 PM (VLG62)

412 Savoring Ryan's Privates

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 13, 2012 08:44 PM (EZl54)

413 Happy Keep the Cold Winter Away Lighting Ceremony and Increased Electric Bill Drinking Party to you ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (gh+mp)

Lighting? You mean they have to work, too? Geez

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 08:44 PM (9G+G5)

414

Kayem hot dogs have skin.


Do you like hot dogs that 'snap' when you bite them?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:45 PM (ojsH9)

415 Can't believe I haven't seen the obvious one.

All the Generals' Women.

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 13, 2012 08:45 PM (pxur/)

416 Positive? Well, yes, I AM positive that I am going right back out to the kitchen and whip up another manhattan and then another, positively!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 13, 2012 08:45 PM (DBH1h)

417 Or should we ask if KM likes gladiator movies. Or does KM have a drinking problem?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:45 PM (nByYy)

418 saw Skyfall yesterday in IMAX - loved it...wait, what? Not a real review thread?

Posted by: Frank G at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (cJqu0)

419 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf)


Care to make sense?


Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (8JpQH)

420 General P and the Women

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (O6q63)

421 And you wonder why black people vote against you? And gays?

KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf) ********** Could someone tell me what has KM all upset? The record cover?

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (opS9C)

422 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf)

Bitch much?

Posted by: esch at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (Qg1n0)

423 391

"372 Just saw on the Weekly Standard via Drudge that a counter petition
has been started to strip the citizenship and deport anyone who signed
the petitions to secede from the US."

In china they have a phony petition process as well. It stems from an ancient practice of peasants going to Peking to voice their unjust treatment from the local officials.

In China, the current regime, which would never ban this tradition, is making it impossible by arresting anyone on their version of the no-fly-list that is caught traveling toward the capitol.

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (zZJJp)

424 Not sure if you'd consider it "good," but here's what I'm doing. Last year I lead a project under contract to a ... largish company ... to write some software that simulates what happens to businesses under the Health Care Reform Act. It's very graphical and whizbang and has a math engine developed by a top-notch actuarial team. Well, my company cut a sweet deal and has licensed the IP back from the original purchaser, and now I find myself on the outside sales team for this product which we are taking to market. Since the election, our phone has been ringing constantly.

I feel kind of like an arms dealer. The gov't has essentially dropped an economic bomb in the middle of a crowded plaza, and we're walking around selling weapons to body armor to everyone still standing so they have a chance of survival. Taking advantage of the ambiguity and chaos caused by TFG. Blerg. While I would have rather things gone the other way, I will not refuse to cash the checks.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (aNr75)

425 421 Baldy,

I'd wager....

he considers it hate speech...

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (LRFds)

426 @384

I have seen suggestions of GITMO for the secessionists.

Didn't the left want GITMO closed?

I'm so confused.

Maybe its the Whiskey?

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 08:47 PM (0fxcV)

427 KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf) ********** Could someone tell me what has KM all upset?

fucker got sand in his vagina . . . not our fault

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 08:47 PM (kpCLl)

428 The left does not want us to leave. They want our property and ultimately our lives.

If you think I am exaggerating, just take a look back at the hit parade that has befallen us over the past 4 years and tell me it's not within the realm of possibility.

If they think they can get away with it, they will try it. And if it succeeds, they will try something even more egregious. All the way to the gulag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:47 PM (XkWWK)

429 421 And you wonder why black people vote against you? And gays?

KM at November 13, 2012 08:38 PM (8I6vf) ********** Could someone tell me what has KM all upset? The record cover?

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (opS9C)

--Next time we'll post a Pet Shop Boys album cover so the Blacks are not offended.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:47 PM (jKE+Z)

430 So who's forcing KM to stay here and observe all this hate filled bigotry!?? It's an outrage it is.

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 08:47 PM (/YJYi)

431 "Genital Penetrate-us"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:48 PM (XkWWK)

432 426 GW,

if they let us pack some bags and grant us air cover I'm game....

Cuba ran by free men would be a paradise.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:48 PM (LRFds)

433 that was funny.

I just made a beef stew. A yummy yummy beef stew that has no potatoes and is cooked in an entire bottle of red wine.

=)

yummy!

and easy, too.

Posted by: elizabethe at November 13, 2012 08:48 PM (ou/rY)

434 Gitmo would be a win. Great weather and great ocean front property. Concertina wire and minefields to keep Cuba out. And just across some water is the Dominican Republic to get some good rum. And Haiti for zombie practice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:48 PM (nByYy)

435 Could someone tell me what has KM all upset?

Don't know or care. It is quite entertaining watching the horde lob shit at him, though.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 08:49 PM (O6q63)

436 395




1. deport to where?



2. since when does the Left want to deport non-citizens?


Things escalate very quickly on the left. first it is suppression, then deportation, then next thing you know you are an enemy of the state and a Kulak

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at November 13, 2012 08:49 PM (zZJJp)

437 for KM:

A white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican guy jump off
a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss
for years to come.

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 13, 2012 08:49 PM (EZl54)

438 We're well into the 'dehumanization' phase.

I've been warning people about this shit for 20 frakkin' years.

Any morons in AK?

Posted by: esch at November 13, 2012 08:49 PM (Qg1n0)

439 Cram Her vs. Cram Her

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 08:49 PM (6JMZR)

440 428 JJ Sefton,

Look south and be ready, because friend you are not joking.

The EPA and Bambi Choom have spiked about a quadrillion in resource wealth for the near future.

Steal because they will use it when the industry is nationalized.

No mercy.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:49 PM (LRFds)

441 Why settle for Gitmo when you could probably have the whole island, considering how well-armed most of the posters here seem to be. I know I travel with fire power.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:50 PM (VLG62)

442 Hi Anna!

Also, I was inspired by the life improvement thread a couple of days ago to Get Serious About Exercise, so that's what I'm going to do now.

Don't tempt me to stay on here and waste my evening chatting with you all!

Posted by: elizabethe at November 13, 2012 08:50 PM (ou/rY)

443 David Petreaus is...

An Officer and a Genital Man.



Been done already??

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 08:50 PM (BeSEI)

444

Dishonarable Discharge

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:50 PM (ojsH9)

445 436 Posted by: endeavor to persevere at November 13, 2012 08:49 PM (zZJJp)


Exactly. See my post @428.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:50 PM (XkWWK)

446 Any morons in AK?


Posted by: esch at November 13, 2012 08:49 PM (Qg1n0)


You betcha.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:51 PM (VLG62)

447 438 esch,

if I could convince the wife I would be...

AK'll come with us when the time comes.

I'm thinking if we can get canada to make a confederation with a bill of rights we all win but the blue.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:51 PM (LRFds)

448

hahahahahaha

I'm crackin up ova here


Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:51 PM (ojsH9)

449 444

Dishonarable Discharge

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:50 PM (ojsH9)


EARLY THREAD WINNER OF THE WEEK!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:51 PM (XkWWK)

450 Anyone doing anything good?

....finally cold enough to make Dallas Jailhouse Chili...no beans, spicy....perfect for Thanksgiving

Posted by: TexCon at November 13, 2012 08:51 PM (jvg6T)

451 I feel kind of like an arms dealer.

I had a contract like that. I was doing workflows on behalf of "Section 8". Supposedly it was supposed to limit fraud and make Section 8 into an honest system.

I quit that contract (and moved house).

Don't feed the beast.

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (QTHTd)

452 Spy Hard


Oh wait, it's taken.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (jKE+Z)

453 Also, I was inspired by the life improvement thread a couple of days ago to Get Serious About Exercise, so that's what I'm going to do now.
---------
Good luck with it Elizabethe. I should get into better shape also. In case of zombies. And here I go back to writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (nByYy)

454 In theory there is no need for succession. The Tenth Amendment should be enough to hold off the federal takeover. It just has to be exercised aggressively, just like the federal government is aggressive with their enforcement. States needs to position themselves with an "Every Man for Himself" mentality, and in the end...the states that economically fail won't bring down the whole.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (uvNSk)

455 Finally gettin around to watchin The Walking Dead. 3 episodes in. Crossbow ftw.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (GEICT)

456 Maybe you should post pics of Obama in all his not-so-manly glory - riding a bike, licking an ice cream cone, watching martial arts...

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (opS9C)

457 Best Movie Review Ever.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (iASg4)

458 Dishonarable Discharge

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:50 PM (ojsH9)

--I think we have a winner.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (jKE+Z)

459 Dishonrable Discharge is good the sequal Nocturnal Emissions is not acted as well.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:53 PM (LRFds)

460 Winner, winner - big chicken dinner?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (nByYy)

461 He was a Warhorse ...

Taken, Biblically That Is ...

Serenity, Not in this Relationship ...

The Postman always Emails Twice - Once to You, Once to the FBI ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (gh+mp)

462 Finally gettin around to watchin The Walking Dead. 3 episodes in. Crossbow ftw.


You may not want to watch episode 4 around the Mrs.

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (/YJYi)

463 The Squirt Blocker

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (6JMZR)

464 458
Dishonarable Discharge



Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:50 PM (ojsH9)



--I think we have a winner.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:52 PM (jKE+Z)

Well, it is certainly disgusting enough for the situation.
Tell me, guys, what is it about the little head that leads you all into so damned much trouble? Women rarely have this disease IMO.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (VLG62)

465 You betcha.


Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:51 PM (VLG62)

I realize this is probably a stupid question.
Noticed there wasn't much for SW engineering work up there. Any reason why there couldn't be? Even as an independent consultant? It's my only professional level skill.

Posted by: esch at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (Qg1n0)

466 Top Brass Ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (XkWWK)

467 Actually, let me make this clear.

You idiots deserve Obama.
You idiots deserve your banks ruining your economy.
You idiots deserve to be impoverished.
You idiots deserve to be taxed into oblivion.

And I am not gay. Your neolithic attitude to morality, and yes I am calling you evil a$$hats, does not excuse why you got financial conservatism correct. But then again, I think you did not - you were SO fuggin easily co-opted by the Koch brothers, who laughed at your simplistic diversion from their crimes.

I argued against people using morality in politics. Now I see I am wrong. Republicans deserve to die. And so does the Koch brother bribed tea party.

Advice to you, and some one should have told Petraeus. Keep you dock in you pants.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (8I6vf)

468 Three Men In A Lady

Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (VSWPU)

469 to write some software that simulates what happens to businesses under the Health Care Reform Act.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at November 13, 2012 08:46 PM (aNr75)


And if you filmed the example videos in California, you'd have to make sure everyone used condoms.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (bxiXv)

470 463 TMI,

thanks cute as she is I need to find my brain bleach...

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (LRFds)

471 462 Finally gettin around to watchin The Walking Dead. 3 episodes in. Crossbow ftw.

-------

You may not want to watch episode 4 around the Mrs.
Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (/YJYi)




Duly noted. Rape or gore?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (GEICT)

472 Yes I do believe KM likes gladiator movies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (nByYy)

473 A friend of my daughter just posted this turkey pic to my FB page. If you don't have FB, you probably won't be able to see it....but if I had the patience, I'd do this! It's from Larry the Cable Guy's FB page.....


http://tinyurl.com/cxuyzjt



Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (X6akg)

474 The Battle of the Bulge (in my trou)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:56 PM (XkWWK)

475 Well, it is certainly disgusting enough for the situation.
Tell me, guys, what is it about the little head that leads you all into so damned much trouble?

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:54 PM (VLG62)


Fuck if I know.

Posted by: Henry VIII at November 13, 2012 08:56 PM (jKE+Z)

476 Hey, guys, next time when you take it to KM, use lube, will you? I don't think even the chicken would have come out of that in a good mood.


Oh, and KM? Get bent.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:56 PM (VLG62)

477 My dock in pants? But how will I berth my ship???

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:56 PM (GEICT)

478 Tami, I saw that picture. What looks like a turkey made of nothing but bacon! Epic Win!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:57 PM (nByYy)

479 She Wore a Yellow Ribbon... Of General Petreaus' Crotch Snot.


Probably too long to fit on a marquis.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 08:57 PM (BeSEI)

480 467 KM,

does the fact we fuck bother you and in fucking how are we the morality gestapo....?

I get so confused why it's almost like you don't have a fucking point beyond whinging....

Again one day get around to explaining to me why the post Tony Fucking blair fire the goddamned queen project you are still butthurt we fucking told you guys to sit on your goddamned crown.

I brook no lord nor king and fuck you.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 08:57 PM (LRFds)

481 Das Coot

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 08:57 PM (6JMZR)

482 Women rarely have this disease IMO.

Preach it, Sister!

Posted by: Susanne Barr at November 13, 2012 08:57 PM (O6q63)

483 Fuck if I know.

Posted by: Henry VIII at November 13, 2012 08:56 PM (jKE+Z)

Precisely.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 08:58 PM (VLG62)

484 Porn title.....Field Stripping

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:58 PM (GEICT)

485 478
Tami, I saw that picture. What looks like a turkey made of nothing but bacon! Epic Win!!


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:57 PM (nByYy)


I think it's a real turkey, wrapped completely in bacon! OMG....would that be great or what?

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 08:58 PM (X6akg)

486 Duly noted. Rape or gore?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (GEICT)


No rape, I'm just going to say gore and leave it at that. I don't want to give anything away, but its a brutal episode.

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 08:58 PM (/YJYi)

487

KM, do you like hot dogs?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (ojsH9)

488 Bob is my damn rep. I have sent him numerous emails and almost never get anything back.
Rand Paul is not even in my state, and I always get a response from his office. And it is always in context.
In fact I saw Bob at an event last night. I don't think he has a very good staff. Difference between senator and rep?

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 13, 2012 08:35 PM (pxur/)




Rand Paul is unique, then; most congressional offices, both Senate and House, will devote their responses only to their own constituents.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (w0yng)

489 Is it worth the trouble trying to explain anything to KM?

Your neolithic attitude to morality, and yes I am calling you evil a$$hats, does not excuse why you got financial conservatism correct.


--I don't even know what this means.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (jKE+Z)

490 Tami, that would be even more awesome. Turkey dripping with all that bacon goodness. Bet we could even get an Ewok away form the hobo-jerky with that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (nByYy)

491 481 Das Coot
Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 08:57 PM (6JMZR)


Okay, that one made me chuckle!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (XkWWK)

492 Whore Games?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (XkWWK)

493 Duly noted. Rape or gore?

How about...

Got anesthesia?

Posted by: esch at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (Qg1n0)

494 Republicans deserve to die. And so does the Koch brother bribed tea party.



LOL. But we're the evil ones.

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (/YJYi)

495 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (8I6vf)


Who you callin' neolithic, bitch? We're Bronze Age around here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2012 09:00 PM (QKKT0)

496 Yes I do believe KM likes gladiator movies.

I don't think KM is intelligent enough to know what a gladiator is ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 13, 2012 09:00 PM (gh+mp)

497 KM, do you like hot dogs?





Posted by: soothsayer at November 13, 2012 08:59 PM (ojsH9)

He can tell if they are kosher or not by sitting on them.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:00 PM (VLG62)

498 486 No rape, I'm just going to say gore and leave it at that. I don't want to give anything away, but its a brutal episode.

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 08:58 PM (/YJYi)




Now I have to go watch it. You folks place nice, at least spit on it for KM first.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 09:00 PM (GEICT)

499 My feeling is that this Kelley bitch is a spy. Her and hubby just happen to "relocate" to Tampa---right outside the gates of the Joint Special Operations Command? Riiiiiight! Brand new in town and hosting the top command on their front lawn?

The dropping of Broadwell's license in Rock Creek Park (famous espionage drop spot) is a diversion.

Posted by: Ronin at November 13, 2012 09:00 PM (AzwZn)

500 You see, this KM degenerate is exactly the kind of person I always talk about. The primary occupation of the political left for over two centuries is killing peasants, and this person has no fucking clue who the enemy is.

The mass of the support base for the left makes the Southside Art Center look like MIT.

The one and only thing they get right is that the Republicans are a shitstorm of idiocy. Not because of their values but because they would rather fight each other than the peasant-slaughtering left.

Kind of sad when "not actually being evil" is the only thing you have going for you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:00 PM (bxiXv)

501 Weapon of Ass Destruction

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 13, 2012 09:01 PM (EZl54)

502 467 Keep you dock in you pants.
Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (8I6vf)


"What's up, Cock?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:01 PM (XkWWK)

503 Actually, let me make this clear.

You're the only one impeding that task, Sparky.

Now, get lost. I have light this cigar with a $100 bill that the Koch brothers sent to me.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 09:01 PM (O6q63)

504 483 TCN,

indeed....

KM:

Let's see QE II, Vicky, and fuck yeah that's it......

how goddamned depressing is it you have had three maybe four royals in the last 400 years worth following?

and in trying to outgrow the royalty and catch up to where we've been since 1776 until 2008 arguably your best leader was tony blair recently?

England heal thyself.

Next time you get an olympics allowing the Jihadi jim allows it do something other than a nihilist blowjob of your Eutenastic NHS....


Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:01 PM (LRFds)

505 The Kraut + Mallet said the Republican Party is "coming back."

I threw my shoe at the T.V!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:02 PM (uvNSk)

506 If someone polled registered Republicans I'd be shocked if 10% of them knew anything about the Koch brothers.

Positive item: Tomorrow's Wednesday! Feels like tomorrow will be Tuesday.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 09:02 PM (w0yng)

507 Did you hear about the happy Roman?

He was Gladiator.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:02 PM (jKE+Z)

508 Something tells me KM has a subscription to Luap Nor's newsletter.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 09:02 PM (BeSEI)

509 Republicans deserve to die.

And the stalinist mask comes off.

And fuck you spellcheck, I will not capitalize that.

Posted by: esch at November 13, 2012 09:02 PM (Qg1n0)

510 As my dem boss reminded me this afternoon, Petraeus still can't hold a candle to John Edwards. And, dammit, he was right!

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:03 PM (kpCLl)

511 A Pair of Lips, How?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:03 PM (XkWWK)

512 the vagina syndrome

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:03 PM (nVqtU)

513 Merovign, yeah they are merely malevolent. Not evil at all...

Adriane, KM probably knows gladiators from watching on HBO Spartacus. But will fail to get the real joke since probably not seen Airplane! or the uncut version of Kirk Douglas in 'Spartacus.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:03 PM (nByYy)

514 489 Logprof,

He hates that we don;t cheer for insanity while wanting a cheaper tax bill....

no seriously that's it....it is granting that we somehow got money matters right but hates everything else about us.

What it does not get is we are closer to England's greatness than he is.

Must drive him nuts we're more English than England so far as power and balls goes.

Fuck you KM.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:03 PM (LRFds)

515 501 Weapon of Ass Destruction

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 13, 2012 09:01 PM (EZl54)

--Okay, that and Das Coot are both good.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:03 PM (jKE+Z)

516 KM thinks Ed Koch is one of the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:03 PM (XkWWK)

517 White Men Can't Hump.

Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 09:04 PM (VSWPU)

518 The Taco Phenomena!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:04 PM (uvNSk)

519 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:03 PM (XkWWK)

Damn, I was just deciding between now and how.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:04 PM (6JMZR)

520 KM thinks Ed Koch is one of the Koch Brothers.


Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:04 PM (kpCLl)

521 Whore-a, Whore-a, Whore-a.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:04 PM (XkWWK)

522 the hurt locker....

hey it fits..

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:04 PM (nVqtU)

523 "All right, who ist der Das Coot commander ja?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:05 PM (nByYy)

524 General Petraeus in Tanks for the Mammaries.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 13, 2012 09:05 PM (9ghZ6)

525 I Shat a Dream!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:05 PM (uvNSk)

526 the rear hunter

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:05 PM (nVqtU)

527 I still can't figure out what is so evil about the Koch Brothers--they haven't won any elections for anybody, so what's the big deal? It's not like they are Nazi collaborators who sold out their own people to be killed in concentration camps and then made money of their corpses or anything, or like they toyed with markets around the world causing untold suffering, or anything like that. Right?

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:05 PM (VLG62)

528 The fact you a$$Hats do not realize, give me one reason, beyond god, you oppose gay rights.

Now give me a reason that god opposes gay rights...And none of this, it is unnatural, homosexuality is rife min the animal kingdom - and with good reasons...

That the reasons does not apply, Evolution provides the answer. Oh, let me guess, you do not believe in evolution. I have never swore on the internet, but boy, you make me want to.

AS a near libertarian, who came from reasoned argument, you really are *()&^*^%&^$^.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (8I6vf)

529 Climb Mount kelley-the General P story.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (LRFds)

530 Not quite military, but "The White Stuff."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (XkWWK)

531 I AM SHARTACUS!

Posted by: KM's anal fissure at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (Qg1n0)

532 G*A*S*H

Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (VSWPU)

533 12 O'Clock. Hi!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (XkWWK)

534 the thin white line

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (nVqtU)

535 528 KM,

Gay rights?

Look I can make peace with whomever or in your case whatever you sleep with but i don't throw parades over it.

If you think we're gay haters here you're not just an idiot but illiterate.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (LRFds)

536 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (8I6vf)

Aren't you due back in the barrel, like, 7 minutes ago? Go on, you'll never find work again if you fuck this up.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (kpCLl)

537 I don't know if it's fun but it's distracting. I'm trying to figure out how many quilt blocks to cut for a demim quilt little infidel wants to make for her uncle. Math is not my strong point.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (OGJOF)

538 "G*A*S*H*" LMAO

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (nVqtU)

539 532 G*A*S*H
Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (VSWPU)


Oh fuck, that is excellent!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (XkWWK)

540 Private Bends 'em In

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (6JMZR)

541 Saving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (uvNSk)

542 The Spy Who Came in for the Cootch

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (jKE+Z)

543 Why do leftists get so mad now? They won. Shouldn't they be happy? Or is because their ideology is based on envy, which does not led to happiness, but to bitterness?

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (opS9C)

544 528 KM,

and I thought we were not supposed to be legislating morality or something or unlike your ass is that a one way street?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (LRFds)

545 The Desert Cox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (XkWWK)

546 Listen KM, its not our bloody fault that you are an illiterate twat who can not read what is on the door outside this thread. This is an abuse thread. Not one of your silly touchy feel-me Elmo threads where you can just flounce yourself. Now piss off you wanker.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (nByYy)

547 G*A*S*H

Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (VSWPU)


Okay, nobody's gonna top that one, not in my lifetime. {golf claps}

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (kpCLl)

548 Now give me a reason that god opposes gay rights...And none of this, it is unnatural, homosexuality is rife min the animal kingdom - and with good reasons... That the reasons does not apply, Evolution provides the answer. Oh, let me guess, you do not believe in evolution. I have never swore on the internet, but boy, you make me want to.

Thank you for stopping by. You are good for a few fucking laughs.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (O6q63)

549 Oh man, G*A*S*H is amazing.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (6JMZR)

550 Okay, KM, let me put you on some f'n knowledge here. We are not against gay rights. Gay folks have exactly the same rights as straight folks, without missing a single jot or tittle. They don't get more by putting their penises in other guys asses. M'kay? They get the same. And if I don't want to hear about them putting their penises in other guys asses, then I think I'm entitled to that. M'kay? Now pull that dick out of your ass and go home already. You won't end up butthurt if you quit buttsecks.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:09 PM (VLG62)

551 Tropic Thunder Muffin

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:09 PM (uvNSk)

552 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (8I6vf)


Nice to meet you, too.

Posted by: Mr. Strawman at November 13, 2012 09:09 PM (jKE+Z)

553 'old' mountain

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:09 PM (nVqtU)

554 That the reasons does not apply, Evolution provides the answer. Oh, let
me guess, you do not believe in evolution. I have never swore on the
internet, but boy, you make me want to.



AS a near libertarian, who came from reasoned argument, you really are *()^*^%^$^.



You really have no idea where you are do you? Talk about an incredibly ignorant fuck nugget.

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 09:09 PM (/YJYi)

555 -Pune-

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:09 PM (uvNSk)

556 527 I still can't figure out what is so evil about the Koch Brothers

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:05 PM (VLG62)


They are the Designated Enemy. No other reason is needed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:09 PM (bxiXv)

557 Actually, let me make this clear.

Clarity Fail.

Take a breath, honey, and try again. Think about what you want to say.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:09 PM (9G+G5)

558 The Question before the House: Why Texas secession at some point would be a good thing to be attempted--or at least useful to liberty.

For:
Because I would like to see what the precedent is going to be when a formerly sovereign Republic, with actual times of real independence, which could have remained seperate but chose to voluntary merge with a larger entity, and which could stand on its own two feet if it chose, objects to having its culture, demographics, and ability to use internal resources changed and ruled by those of whom the majority are not from that entity being dictated to.

For some reason, I think this a useful test case.

Posted by: T. at November 13, 2012 09:10 PM (WVAHc)

559 PLATOOOO

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:10 PM (nVqtU)

560 543 Baldy,

because we did not all commit suicide and we're not quitting just enraged.

That means we have real values that can;t be flipped.

That means they know our leadership is just shitting with their mouths when they say we'll quit.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:10 PM (LRFds)

561 ............ don't forget to tip your waitress ........ the veal.

Posted by: grease monkey at November 13, 2012 09:10 PM (VSWPU)

562 KM -

Here at aoshq, we welcome gays with Tourette Syndrome just like we welcome anyone else with Tourette Syndrome ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 13, 2012 09:10 PM (gh+mp)

563 Math is not my strong point.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2012 09:07 PM (OGJOF)

Just draw them on paper. Then count them. Very little math needed.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (VLG62)

564 I still can't figure out what is so evil about the Koch Brothers



They're homophobes like all you bigots..... wait, what?

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (/YJYi)

565 from rear to eternity

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (nVqtU)

566 Who is this KM guy?

And to L /L up further in the thread, tell your husband to buy bacon and Jameson.
It takes no effort to make and even my wife, who doesn't care for whiskey, loved the bacon version.

Posted by: CAC at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (hwjDW)

567 I think Paula Broadwell is a military intelligence agent sent to protect (keep an eye on) Patraeus from the clutches of a foreign intelligence operation involving the Kelley woman (who is Lebanese BTW).

Posted by: Ronin at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (AzwZn)

568 KM, Obama says he's for gay marriage. "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," is no more. You remind me of myself from 20 years ago. Hating us won't make your life better. I hope you find peace.

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (opS9C)

569 Boy, I hope when the police visit KM at home about all this angry, threatening death talk online, they find all those pictures he took of his neighbors' children playing in their yards.

Best if that sort of thing is dealt with before it gets too serious, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (bxiXv)

570 Inglorious Bastard Maker

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (uvNSk)

571 thirty seconds over patreus

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (nVqtU)

572 543 Why do leftists get so mad now? They won. Shouldn't they be happy? Or is because their ideology is based on envy, which does not led to happiness, but to bitterness?

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 09:08 PM (opS9C)

--In one sense envy is the worst sin, because it's the only one that can not even give any pleasure to the sinner.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (jKE+Z)

573 full metal peni

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (nVqtU)

574 Wooden Soldiers--They Call Me The Nutcracker--The Paula Broadwell Story

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (r2PLg)

575 Now the rush is on to discredit Broadwell and protect the Kelley woman.

Hence Broadwell's license being "found" at Rock Creek Park.

Broadwell's father is correct. Everything is not what it seems.

Posted by: Ronin at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (AzwZn)

576 Run Silent Run deep-The Dave P story

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (LRFds)

577 COLORADO SPRINGS - Interior Secretary Ken Salazar was caught on tape threatening to hit a Colorado Springs Gazette reporter who questioned him about a government program while Salazar was at a campaign event for President Obama.
"You know what, you can never do that. This is the Obama... you know what, if you do that again, I'm going to punch you out," Salazar is heard telling reporter Dave Philipps in an audio recording released by the Gazette Tuesday.

Threaten Salazar and see what happens.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (9ghZ6)

578 David Koch famously supports gay marriage.

Gaping ignorance strikes again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (bxiXv)

579 Loins for Lambs

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM (jKE+Z)

580 G*A*S*H - You sir win the internet.

Posted by: Witchfinder at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM (s/PhC)

581 Just draw them on paper. Then count them. Very little math needed.

Did that will have to finish in the am. I've had a few adult beverages. The blocks are differrent sizes.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM (OGJOF)

582 The Big Red & Pink One

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM (uvNSk)

583

Sergeant Pork


A Queer and Pleasant Stranger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM (XkWWK)

584 572 Logprof,

nice point....I need to reread Inferno....

now there's a story i wish would get the 300 treatment...
the Dante trilogy.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM (LRFds)

585 I agree that the GOP deserves to die, but I never said Republicans deserve it.

KM is taking this all personal-like. Seems that he would like to kill the actual people who vote Republican. Misguided as Republican voters are - they'd be better off doing their thing at the local level and subverting DC - they are the people who are actually making things work around this country.

KM, let go of your hate.

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM (QTHTd)

586 Olson, Cheney, and Koch all support gay marriage.

But homophobes.

Because shut up.

Posted by: CAC at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM (hwjDW)

587 Broadwell's father is correct. Everything is not what it seems.

Posted by: Ronin at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (AzwZn)

He may well be right, as far as it goes. But it seems like his daughter is a fuckin' ho-bag and I'm pretty sure that's never gonna change.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:14 PM (kpCLl)

588 The Hoover Institute: I Did It My Way

--Paula Broadwelll

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 09:14 PM (r2PLg)

589 Run Silent Run deep-The Dave P story" <---- lol

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:14 PM (nVqtU)

590 578 Mero,

well something gapes on KM....


oh damn...

the Gapes of Wrath

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:14 PM (LRFds)

591 Interior Secretary Ken Salazar was caught on tape threatening to hit a Colorado Springs Gazette reporter who questioned him about a government program

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (9ghZ6)


I don't see any behavior there that's out of the ordinary for a Democrat.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:14 PM (bxiXv)

592 576 Run Silent Run deep-The Dave P story
Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:12 PM (LRFds)


Close....

Cum Silent, Cum Deep.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:15 PM (XkWWK)

593
Did that will have to finish in the am. I've had a few adult beverages. The blocks are differrent sizes.

Adventures in Geometry?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:15 PM (lOmbq)

594 Yes, envy is a hunger of the worst sort. It seeks to fill a large hole in someone's soul by wanting to steal. Envy or Lilith, who is the true mother of the vampires?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:15 PM (nByYy)

595 They're homophobes like all you bigots..... wait, what?
Posted by: KM


"Romney opposes gay marriage, as do most Republicans, and when that was pointed out to Koch, he said “Well, I disagree with that.”"

Via Politico.

#FailBoatLeft

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2012 09:15 PM (SX6wc)

596 586 CAC,

I supported the repeal of DADT for years vocally under Bush....


but again do go on KM....


Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:15 PM (LRFds)

597 Making Rank--Pin It On Petraeus!


Paula-- A West Point Story!

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 09:15 PM (r2PLg)

598 Thanks CAC

Did any of you have anything good for dinner? My husband is complaining about our meals lacking "variety" -- whatever that means, he insists on using these big SAT words to confuse me.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (0PiQ4)

599 592 JJ sefton,

see team effort team....hooah

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (LRFds)

600 strips

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (nVqtU)

601 KM,

Why are you afraid of freedom? Why do you hate America?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (SX6wc)

602 The Enema Below

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (XkWWK)

603 The Iron Hair Triangle

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (uvNSk)

604 Clam Busters

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (6JMZR)

605 Did any of you have anything good for dinner? My husband is complaining about our meals lacking "variety" -- whatever that means, he insists on using these big SAT words to confuse me.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (0PiQ4)



What do you usually have for dinner?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (w0yng)

606 Watching Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda on Investigation Discovery. It's a great show--Kenda has an awesome deadpan sense of humor. I believe our own Moron Lawman Wyatt Earp said he's a pretty authentic guy.

Posted by: Palandine at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (g7D8V)

607 whore-games

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (nVqtU)

608 My husband is complaining about our meals lacking
"variety" -- whatever that means, he insists on using these big SAT
words to confuse me.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (0PiQ4)

Wait. You make him dinner and he complains???? Stouffers offers many varieties. I suggest that you stock up and make the man happy.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (kpCLl)

609 In honor of me...


STALAG 17 year olds

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (XkWWK)

610 Also simple is better cuz I'm dumb.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (0PiQ4)

611 Furburger Hill

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (uvNSk)

612 The Kochs are homophobes comment was a sock, just making the point that KM has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (/YJYi)

613 Bad Lieutenant : Paula Does Port Calls!

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (r2PLg)

614 casualties of the bedroom

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (nVqtU)

615 KM like both oysters and snails.

and I have to disagree with the diss on Nocturnal Emissions. Brian Dennehey was simply overpowering in both Nocturnal Emissions I, and Nocturnal Emissions II: The Morning After.

It's the prequel, Hand to Gland Combat, that sucked.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:17 PM (QupBk)

616 Adventures in Geometry?

Yep.


Interior Secretary Ken Salazar was caught on tape threatening to hit a Colorado Springs Gazette reporter who questioned him about a government program

And he used to be our Senator.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2012 09:18 PM (OGJOF)

617 One Petraeus Flew Over the Broadwell?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:18 PM (nByYy)

618 Because shut up.
Posted by: CAC at November 13, 2012 09:13 PM


Racist

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 09:18 PM (O6q63)

619 Furburger Hill"

lolol

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:18 PM (nVqtU)

620 577 USS Diversity,

Yeah?

No secret service around he'll get a goddamned cowboy hat enema.

Asshole neo luddite bastard.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:18 PM (LRFds)

621 30 Seconds Over Some Ho's Toes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:18 PM (XkWWK)

622
Did any of you have anything good for dinner? My husband is complaining about our meals lacking "variety" -- whatever that means, he insists on using these big SAT words to confuse me.
Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:16 PM (0PiQ4)

Do you live in the Southwest?
If so check out Fresh n Easy- they have a huge pile of different meals now that are ready to make, so easy even I can throw them together. Apricot-stuffed pork tenderloin, stuffed salmon, mixed brussell sprouts with bacon, etc. All easy, ready-to-cook, and dirt cheap.
Also they are non-union.

Posted by: CAC at November 13, 2012 09:19 PM (hwjDW)

623 615 Toby 928th,

Who could forget the spin off with Carl Weathers playing Charles Bronson in

Debt Swish*?

*co starring Reggie Love.....


Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:19 PM (LRFds)

624 Redhead Tail

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:19 PM (jKE+Z)

625 The Pentagon, The Pentathlon, and Pneumatics--Paula's Path to Petraeus!

Posted by: tasker at November 13, 2012 09:20 PM (r2PLg)

626 528 The fact you a$$Hats do not realize, give me one reason, beyond god, you oppose gay rights.

Now give me a reason that god opposes gay rights...And none of this, it is unnatural, homosexuality is rife min the animal kingdom - and with good reasons...

That the reasons does not apply, Evolution provides the answer. Oh, let me guess, you do not believe in evolution. I have never swore on the internet, but boy, you make me want to.

AS a near libertarian, who came from reasoned argument, you really are *()&^*^%&^$^.
Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (8I6vf)

You do realize that evolution is still a theory do you not? Do you know the difference?

Do you realize that many so called proofs of evolutionary theory are, in fact, dead ends?

Do you realize that there are inexplicable gaps in the evolutionary chain?

Do you realize that sCieNce can neither prove or disprove the existence of God?

Do you realize that creation and evolution are not counterintuitive and are taught concurrently?

Do you realize that your postings indicate a writing ability on, roughly, the 8th grade level?

Do you understand the difference between faith and belief?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 09:20 PM (IT9NV)

627 621 JJ sefton,

I didn't know Dick Morris' film got done....any good?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:20 PM (LRFds)

628 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM (8I6vf)



I'm a sick to death of hearing about 'gay rights'. You act like that will solve every fuckin' problem in this country.


Ok, they get to marry each other.....now fucking what?!



Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:20 PM (X6akg)

629 Heartbreak Itch



And with that, I am out of here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:20 PM (XkWWK)

630 "How to get Ahead in CENTCOM - The Jill Kelly Story"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:21 PM (nByYy)

631 Red Badge of Cummage

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:21 PM (jKE+Z)

632 L, just L, I've had success with this recipe. It's not too hard, either.

http://tinyurl.com/d2osgec

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 09:21 PM (w0yng)

633 Debt Swish*

Nice, oh yes.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:21 PM (QupBk)

634 I'm drawing again. Not much, just doodles/sketches of people I know, people I wish I knew and people who I will never know. I started a blog to collect them all.

http://dondrawsstuff.tumblr.com/

Posted by: Captain Whitebread getting all Adam Savage in your face at November 13, 2012 09:21 PM (5J54Q)

635 627 621 JJ sefton,

I didn't know Dick Morris' film got done....any good?
Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:20 PM (LRFds)


No comprende?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:21 PM (XkWWK)

636 David Petreaus in...


From Here To Eat 'Er Ninny

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (BeSEI)

637 And that is your argument, I am GAY!

Guess what. I am NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. This is an ethical and moral argument, which none of you care to explain. Because you cannot. I have no qualms, and have expressed my religious opinion here. YES I AM AN ATHEIST.

Now explain why homosexuality is wrong, without reference to god. Can you?

NO FRICKEN WAY.

No logic can provide that answer. Only unwarranted faith can....

PS, I can explain homosexuality in evolutionary terms.

I can also explain why socialism is wrong, care to challenge me on that? Oh wait, that confirms to your bias.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (8I6vf)

638 The fact you a$$Hats do not realize, give me one reason, beyond god, you oppose gay rights. Now give me a reason that god opposes gay rights...And none of this, it is unnatural, homosexuality is rife min the animal kingdom - and with good reasons... That the reasons does not apply, Evolution provides the answer. Oh, let me guess, you do not believe in evolution. I have never swore on the internet, but boy, you make me want to. AS a near libertarian, who came from reasoned argument, you really are *()^*^%^$^.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:06 PM

Dunno about the evolution stuff. I just want to know who's funnier... blacks or gays? Because, they're both hilarious.

Posted by: otho at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (yBF/9)

639 So basically KM was your average leftist twat?



This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (8JpQH)

640
Knicks 99, Magic 89. Oh, well...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (lOmbq)

641
Now explain why homosexuality is wrong, without reference to god. Can you?

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (8I6vf)



Because if male plumbing isn't going into female plumbing, we won't have a species?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (w0yng)

642 Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:10 PM (LRFds) ******** Yes, that makes sense.
_______________
Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:11 PM (jKE+Z) ********** It really is tragic. I firmly believe much of leftism is based on disappointment with one's parents (and probably undeserved too).

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (opS9C)

643 the red and the pink

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (nVqtU)

644 Here is one in the spirit of reciprocity: no mixing, measuring, or stirring. Assembly only.

Bacon wrapped pork chops

Slice red, yellow, and green peppers in strips. Onions in circles. Place on top of seasoned pork chops with S&P. Place half strips of bacon on top of veggie covered pork chops. Bake for about 40 minutes or until bacon is crisp at 375 degrees. I always get compliments on this.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (0PiQ4)

645 Ok, they get to marry each other.....now fucking what?!



The debt disappears, unemployment drops, we all start farting rainbows, and scientists discover the existence of unicorns. Duh.

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (/YJYi)

646 Paul Harvey knew us 47yrs, agi.

http://stg.do/9LDc.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (JKGfQ)

647 Is there an argument going on?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (6JMZR)

648 635 JJ sefton....

30 seconds over some ho's toes....

Dick is Toe Sucker from the clinton years...never mind.

if you have to explain joke joke not funny comrade.

*sobs*

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (LRFds)

649 sherman's arch

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (nVqtU)

650 We had the same back-and-forth arguments with trolls four years ago.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (sRus3)

651 The CAPS lend air of of sincerity to an otherwise mundane rant. Make a note, budding writer morons.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (QupBk)

652 I'm doing Kate Upton. In my mind. It's pretty good.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (dvRYt)

653 Dunno about the evolution stuff. I just want to know who's funnier... blacks or gays? Because, they're both hilarious.

Posted by: otho at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (yBF/9)

What have they done to my sweet Randy?

Posted by: Mr. Lahey at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (jKE+Z)

654
What KM types = well thought out argument.

What I see = blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (lOmbq)

655 Angry Beaver

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (uvNSk)

656 I can also explain why socialism is wrong, care to challenge me on that? Oh wait, that confirms to your bias.Posted by: KM

Your self-regard. Did you steal that too, commie?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (SX6wc)

657 Guess what. I am NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. This is an ethical and moral argument, which none of you care to explain. Because you cannot. I have no qualms, and have expressed my religious opinion here. YES I AM AN ATHEIST.

Guess what.

I DON'T CARE.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (O6q63)

658 Is there an argument going on?

Down the hall. This is Castigation.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (QupBk)

659 L, just L my husband complains that we never eat the same meal twice!


Posted by: Elizabethe at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (ou/rY)

660 Mega, no argument per se. More like an LAPD beat down.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM (nByYy)

661 schindler's jizz

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (nVqtU)

662 http://dondrawsstuff.tumblr.com/

Hey, those are pretty good, Whitebread!! Thanks for sharing!

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (kpCLl)

663 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 09:20 PM (IT9NV)


Um, no.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (sRus3)

664 647 Is there an argument going on?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (6JMZR)


--No, just a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (jKE+Z)

665 "Whora, Whora, Whora" is my favorite so far.

"30 Seconds Over Some Ho's Toes" is a reach that still makes me laugh.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (9G+G5)

666 648 *sobs*
Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (LRFds)

Awww... I'm sorry. I honestly didn't know that disgusting tidbit. Or I had blocked it out of my mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (XkWWK)

667 Bring on the gladiator movies KM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (nByYy)

668 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (8I6vf)



Ok, I have to admit, after your incoherent intro, I haven't paid much attention to you, but are you talking to yourself and raging against strawmen, or just an asshole?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (8JpQH)

669 665 "Whora, Whora, Whora" is my favorite so far.

"30 Seconds Over Some Ho's Toes" is a reach that still makes me laugh.
Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:25 PM (9G+G5)


Ooh. Two for Two (with you!)!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (XkWWK)

670 up periscope

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (nVqtU)

671 The debt disappears, unemployment drops, we all start farting rainbows, and scientists discover the existence of unicorns. Duh.


Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (/YJYi)

Oh, well then....carry on.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (X6akg)

672 I took the test and upgraded my ham radio license to Extra Class, cementing my title of "Mr. Introverted Nerdy White Dude 2012."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (Rs1uj)

673 642 Baldy,

They are not nice people and they are not brave.

Not that we're angels or at least I'm not.

I'm not into underclass status for whole groups of folk though.

We'll see I think we'll be fine they won't.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (LRFds)

674 CAC you had me at non union. You should have lead with that. Thanks!

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (0PiQ4)

675 are you talking to yourself and raging against strawmen, or just an asshole?

False choice. It could be both.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (QupBk)

676 I am NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

Now we're gettin' somewhere, lol! Right down close to the angry red meat of the problem here now.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (kpCLl)

677 snatch-22

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (nVqtU)

678 7 Days In May.




No, literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:27 PM (XkWWK)

679 666 JJ Sefton,'


congrats the post of power...

no trust me I wish I could....

the .38 to the temple in the '90s did not get it done sadly

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:27 PM (LRFds)

680 677 snatch-22
Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (nVqtU)


Yes! Up there with G*A*S*H

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:27 PM (XkWWK)

681 I am NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.



First off . . .

Posted by: Mike Piazza at November 13, 2012 09:27 PM (jKE+Z)

682 KM,

We don't talk about gay issues much around here, pro or con. Did you pre-write your rant and intend it for another blog?

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:27 PM (9G+G5)

683 Insty just posted that Steven Den Beste has had a stroke. Den Beste wrote some great stuff years ago before he chose, for whatever reason, to quit writing except for (kinda pervy) anime reviews. He wrote some brilliant stuff way back when, but I think his personality was such that he just couldn't bear the attention.

Looks like he survived, but is still in the hospital.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 13, 2012 09:27 PM (ZPrif)

684 I would have thought this thread would have died around comment 200 but give the morons a theme and they're good for 800.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:27 PM (QupBk)

685 The debt disappears, unemployment drops, we all start farting rainbows, and scientists discover the existence of unicorns. Duh.
Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 09:23 PM (/YJYi)



sCiEnCe!!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (IT9NV)

686 Just saw Flight. The crash was the high point.

Posted by: PJ at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (ZWaLo)

687 JJ, the Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (nByYy)

688 I'll explain, first God created a pole, then he created a hole. The end.

Posted by: spypeach at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (pwTow)

689 the men who stare at gonads

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (nVqtU)

690 The Longest Lay

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (jKE+Z)

691 None But the Shaved


(Nun Butt?)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (XkWWK)

692 The Thin Red Thong.

Dominatrix Now.

Justhead.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (sRus3)

693 657 Fluffy,

I care, and I am supposed to pray for his soul and safety.

I try.

Hey KY-M you ever ponder that you're gonna lose our motherland because you fucks couldn;t be bothered to believe in anything but the dole?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (LRFds)

694 KM profile. Between 20-23, thinks he knows everything, less actual experience than other people of the same age because he's pretty anti-social. Severe ego issues make it almost impossible for him to deal with being wrong about anything, probably cycles through a lot of nicknames online. Most of these will be similar, does not show much imagination.

Styles self as a "Libertarian" but spends all his time online going after "conservatives" because he doesn't have a solid grasp of what either one is. Probably would *like* to consider himself an anarchist, because they look like ninjas on TV, but has just barely enough basic understanding of the theory to realize that those are not, in fact, anarchists.

Has a deep and abiding hatred of religion for the same reason that many adolescent personalities reject authority - not because they disagree with the idea, but because they don't get to be the authority.

To some extent desires interactivity with people lacking in real life, but mostly just wants stimulation from a feeling of accomplishment. Having poor social and probably motor skills, early on he discovered that an easy way to have an effect on the world is to piss people off. Too much of a physical coward to do so in real life, anonymous "web warring" is an easy outlet.

Also, whatever you do, don't ask about missing pets in this neighborhood.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (bxiXv)

695 Jizz Pump Sally

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (uvNSk)

696 Ok, off the subject of gay marriage and on to something far more important:



Toby, can you explain to me why Darth Saban calls four passing plays inside the ten with the game on the line?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (8JpQH)

697 The Dirty (Broad) Does 'im

Starring Telly Savalas as the General's purple helmet.

Donald Sutherland as his conscience.

Lee Marvin as his wife.

And Jim Brown as the rapidly disintegrating story of how the General was blackmailed into silence by a silly affair.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (BeSEI)

698 which way to the front....and back?

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (nVqtU)

699 687 JJ, the Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas movie?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:28 PM (nByYy)



Yes. I was actually fantasizing that that might actually happen, but considering the mindset and now emasculation of our staff officers, I'd say that is not likely to happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (XkWWK)

700 Petraeus and Allen star in -
"Casualties of Whores"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:30 PM (nByYy)

701 Jill Kelly's Heroes

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:30 PM (XkWWK)

702 "Dominatrix now"

hahahahaha

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:30 PM (nVqtU)

703 No Cuntry for Old Men.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:30 PM (kpCLl)

704 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:22 PM (8I6vf)

You are serious, yes?

K, here comes some more f'n knowledge, asshat.

Marriage from a civil standpoint is to protect children, period. This is in the interest of the government because otherwise, we get the ghetto. Unrestricted crime, dead babies, the whole ugly thing. Marriage allows one spouse, presumably the pregnant one, the ability to have the time to procreate and raise children. Whether women take advantage of this is beside the point.


Nobody, not even your intelligent self, has shown that there is any reason for the government to protect gay men in the same way. Science has yet to demonstrate any benefit whatsoever from "gay marriage." So far, nobody has demonstrated any way for a gay man to procreate, outside of some serious histrionics.


So, is the government supposed to be in the business of making gay men feel better about their perverted life style? I didn't think so. Nobody here condemns them, but everybody here would prefer if we could talk about something beside putting penises into asses.


Now, go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:30 PM (VLG62)

705 what did you do in the bedroom daddy?

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (nVqtU)

706 Schindlers' Trist

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (uvNSk)

707 I know, but it is kinda fun.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (VLG62)

708 The Whore Lover

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (XkWWK)

709 Tapoon

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (9G+G5)

710 We don't talk about gay issues much around here, pro or con. Did you pre-write your rant and intend it for another blog?
Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:27 PM (9G+G5)


He's actually ranting against imaginary goblins in his head, but still hoping to get a rise out of us, because it works with Daddy.

And before you say I just wrote a long post about him, no, I cut and pasted that and changed the name.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (bxiXv)

711 683 Flatbush joe,

oh my God...

he was writing off and on over at HotAir.

He won;t want it but I will pray for him.

He has a hard row to hoe.

If you can spare one give it please?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (LRFds)

712 Sgt. Dildo

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (nVqtU)

713 Now, go lay down by your dish.


Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:30 PM (VLG62)

Nice, tcn, very very nice smackdown.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:31 PM (kpCLl)

714 Where Legals Bare

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:32 PM (XkWWK)

715
KM profile...

In other words, a typical Obama voter?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:32 PM (lOmbq)

716 Toby, can you explain to me why Darth Saban calls four passing plays inside the ten with the game on the line?

I was without speech. First and goal on the 6, with the best rushing OLine in college football and two hammers, to win the game and continue to a repeat NC and we get, four pass plays.

Still boggled by that.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:32 PM (QupBk)

717 659 elizabethe

Oh so your one of those wives, are you? The kind that make me look lazy? Actually, I do like cooking, but not lately. It's so damn exhausting. It's been nothing but election in our house since Paul Ryan was named VP. I'm mentally drained. The frozen food actually looks good to me.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:32 PM (0PiQ4)

718 Mchale's naval

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:32 PM (nVqtU)

719 KM is not a homosexual? Shit. I'm going to have to start looking into Glee episodes and go look up more Pet Shop Boys videos

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 13, 2012 09:32 PM (QTHTd)

720 I for one would like to thank KM for uniting the HQ against him. I hate the infighting.

Posted by: Elizabethe at November 13, 2012 09:32 PM (ou/rY)

721 Also, whatever you do, don't ask about missing pets in this neighborhood.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (bxiXv)


That was excellent!

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (X6akg)

722 *()^*^%^$^.


Has anyone deciphered these hieroglyphics yet?

It's not from an advanced civilization. The team at Derpa Derpa Derp is working on it though.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (IT9NV)

723 what price glory-hole?

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (nVqtU)

724 At 628.

1)Understand the difference between theory in the vernacular and scientific definitions.

2)Dead ends are good, it means we are closer to the truth. But it does not dispute evolution.

3)Oh the old argument, for every gap we fill, two more gaps appear....Except, genetic evidence is utterly conclusive and continuous in evolution. The fact you are not equipped to examine the evidence, does not mean it is not true.

4) Science cannot prove the absent not to exist, only things which actually exist.

5) only if you think the world is 4.5 billion years old. And that theist interference is unneeded.

6) Ad hominen attack. Bet your 8th grade logic cannot understand that, until you Google it.

7) Do you?

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (8I6vf)

725 Masterbater and Commander:
The Far Side of the Shame Cave

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (uvNSk)

726 KM is the irritating grit. Alas we will not get a digital pearl out of this.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (nByYy)

727 Toby, can you explain to me why Darth Saban calls four passing plays inside the ten with the game on the line?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (8JpQH)


I can't address that, but I would like to say that, despite the name, not an actual Sith.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (bxiXv)

728 I'd forgotten he occasionally wrote at HotAir. Did he have serious health problems before this?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (ZPrif)

729 Marriage from a civil standpoint is to protect children, period. This is in the interest of the government

I've never read that observation here before, or anywhere, unless I wrote it myself.

Good to know I'm no a lone voice.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (9G+G5)

730 I think I said "Sergeant Pork" already

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (XkWWK)

731 673 Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:26 PM (LRFds) ******** Thanks. I know what they are. I have few illusions (I have to be honest, still can be naive). I was a lib until several years ago. I won't say anymore right now.

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (opS9C)

732 don't go near the bath-water

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (nVqtU)

733 I thought that was funny, the London Boys thing, and looked them up Google. Do you know they both died in a car accident in Austria back in the 1990s. Yikes!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (BuSM8)

734 Ugh, I almost feel bad for Mindy Kaling. Her show's just not funny; it's pretty much just an ever so slightly more sophisticated version of "Cathy" with all the chick navel-gazing stuff.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (jKE+Z)

735 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:29 PM (bxiXv)
Ouch

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (O6q63)

736 The Hitchhiker's guide to the Sausage Wallet!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (uvNSk)

737
And Jim Brown as the rapidly disintegrating story of how the General was blackmailed into silence by a silly affair.

And Brian Dehenney as Western Europe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (lOmbq)

738 720 I for one would like to thank KM for uniting the HQ against him. I hate the infighting.

Posted by: Elizabethe at November 13, 2012 09:32 PM (ou/rY)


Wait.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (bxiXv)

739 KM is the irritating grit.

That's why Al Gore gave us scroll wheels.

And on that note, I downloaded the AoSHQ IgnoreUser plugin and I'll be damned if I can get it work. Has anyone actually used the thing?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (QupBk)

740 Vagina Hill

From Here to Infidelity

All Quiet on the Outlook Front

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (sRus3)

741 further and further and further up the creek

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (nVqtU)

742 Man you guys and the porn movie names. I guess we all know how to unleash male creativity. I'm going to actually read this thread from the beginning. The few I've read are hilarious.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (0PiQ4)

743 L, just L, this is a bit messy but easy:

http://tinyurl.com/ce5d9xo

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (w0yng)

744 L, just L, do you know about the "oven pot roast?" 2 layers of heavy duty aluminum foil. Get a boneless chuck roast (size of your choosing, but the leftovers are wonderful). Sprinkle it with an envelope of lipton's dry onion soup mix. Throw it in the middle of the foil. Spoon a can of Campbell's cream of mushroom (not that low-fat shit, either) over the top. Seal up the foil. Put it in a preheated 325 oven for, um, I forget but maybe a couple-three hours. Right before it's done, boil water and add wide egg noodles. Pot roast makes its own delicious gravy. Best and easiest home-cooked meal on the planet. Hardly anything to clean up.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (kpCLl)

745 Den Beste's last post was just - Sick Day. In the comments he left a comment saying he was in the hospital with a stroke, and typing on his brother's laptop with one hand because his left side no longer worked. His mind seemed intact, but obviously his motor control took some serious damage.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (ZPrif)

746 They Were Expandable

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:36 PM (XkWWK)

747 That was excellent!

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (X6akg)


And I posted it just to entertain you!

I certainly didn't post it for the paste-eater, who would ignore it anyway. That's part of the profile.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:36 PM (bxiXv)

748 a broad with two yanks

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:36 PM (nVqtU)

749 In Harem's Way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:36 PM (nByYy)

750 They Were Expandable" haha

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:36 PM (nVqtU)

751 Yankee's Doodle's Dandy

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (QupBk)

752 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (8I6vf)

Again, go fuck yaself. You will grow old waiting for someone else to do it, sparky!

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (kpCLl)

753 728 Fkatbush joe,

yes chronically he has respiratory issues.

When he was on he was as good as Krauthammer at least.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (LRFds)

754 And on that note, I downloaded the AoSHQ IgnoreUser
plugin and I'll be damned if I can get it work. Has anyone actually
used the thing?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (QupBk)


When I read someone's post on that I thought, wait a minute....isn't this what catpiss told us her MIT friends did for her?

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (X6akg)

755 Whoremonger

Posted by: Dave S. at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (UvR6d)

756 He's actually ranting against imaginary goblins in his head, but still hoping to get a rise out of us, because it works with Daddy.


Heh......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (IT9NV)

757 size U900

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (nVqtU)

758 Tombstone is an incredible film, just saying.

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (0fxcV)

759 Science cannot prove the absent not to exist, only things which actually exist.

Are you this boring in real life?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (6JMZR)

760 operation raincoat

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:38 PM (nVqtU)

761 Cumming Home

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:38 PM (XkWWK)

762 The Little Dickeater

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:38 PM (jKE+Z)

763 744
L, just L, do you know about the "oven pot roast?" 2 layers of heavy
duty aluminum foil. Get a boneless chuck roast (size of your choosing,
but the leftovers are wonderful). Sprinkle it with an envelope of
lipton's dry onion soup mix. Throw it in the middle of the foil. Spoon a
can of Campbell's cream of mushroom (not that low-fat shit, either)
over the top. Seal up the foil. Put it in a preheated 325 oven for, um, I
forget but maybe a couple-three hours. Right before it's done, boil
water and add wide egg noodles. Pot roast makes its own delicious gravy.
Best and easiest home-cooked meal on the planet. Hardly anything to
clean up.


Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (kpCLl)

I do something similar to that Peaches but I do it in the crockpot.....and I use the cream of mushroom soup with roasted garlic.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:38 PM (X6akg)

764 All Calm on the Western ?unt

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:38 PM (uvNSk)

765 Soon KM will be demanding that we limit ourselves to only those things about which we can agree, like science and shit.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (QupBk)

766 662 Hey, those are pretty good, Whitebread!! Thanks for sharing!

You're welcome! Years ago, as a teen, it was my goal to draw for one of the big comics publishers. Life happened, and I got into radio instead, which I also love. I don't pick up pen and pencil much anymore, and I need to change that.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread getting all Adam Savage in your face at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (5J54Q)

767 Expandable... very nice

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (6JMZR)

768 The Dear Stalker w/Paula Broadwell

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (nByYy)

769 im still laughing at 'das coot'

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (nVqtU)

770 758 Tombstone is an incredible film, just saying.
Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 09:37 PM (0fxcV)


A friend of mine is in it. Plays one of the Mexican banditos in Powers Booth's gang at the beginning.

Jewish kid from Brooklyn. That's show biz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (XkWWK)

771 Den Beste's last post was just - Sick Day. In the comments he left a comment saying he was in the hospital with a stroke,

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 13, 2012 09:35 PM (ZPrif)


Oh Shit. I hope it turned out better than he things, prayers, happy thoughts, warm fuzzies and lots of Imaginary Fan Service on the way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (bxiXv)

772 737

And Jim Brown as the rapidly disintegrating story of how the General was blackmailed into silence by a silly affair.

And Brian Dehenney as Western Europe.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:34 PM (lOmbq)
-------
But of course.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (BeSEI)

773 My precinct was number one in Allegheny County in turnout percentage.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Project ORCA was something to do on Election Day at November 13, 2012 09:40 PM (f+dGM)

774 Damn, Peaches, that sounds really yummy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:40 PM (lOmbq)

775 @765

I think we can all agree that KM is a Donkey Raping Shit Eater and an Uncle Fucker!!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 09:40 PM (0fxcV)

776 683 Insty just posted that Steven Den Beste has had a stroke.

Aw, man. USS Clueless was one of the first blogs I read regularly. I learned a lot there. I pray his recovery is speedy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread getting all Adam Savage in your face at November 13, 2012 09:40 PM (5J54Q)

777 765 Soon KM will be demanding that we limit ourselves to only those things about which we can agree, like science and shit.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (QupBk)

--Reminds me of when plain steel first introduced itself and claimed to "agree" with us on 3 out of 5 Big Issues.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:40 PM (jKE+Z)

778 737 backwards boy,

with a special CG cameo by John Candy's ghost as a snarky North American country that loves energy and hates bad economic ideas...

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:40 PM (LRFds)

779 The Dirty Fuzzin

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:41 PM (uvNSk)

780 Never Whack-off at a WAVE

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:41 PM (XkWWK)

781 castle deep

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:41 PM (nVqtU)

782 Jewish kid from Brooklyn. That's show biz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:39 PM (XkWWK)

--Eli Wallach was Jewish too, no?

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:41 PM (jKE+Z)

783 force-10 from the pentagon

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (nVqtU)

784 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:33 PM (8I6vf)


Hi. You know, a person can accept Evolution and not be a Liberal.

It is too bad your introduction here is so filled with strife.

I would love to talk to someone here about Evolution without having to argue.
It is a great and powerful theory and it is treated with contempt here by and large.

Tell me, what got you interested in the subject? Biology? Paleontology? Something else?


Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (sRus3)

785 704, at least you posted a reason, unlike the other lemmings. But let you consider this...

If you had many children when times were plentiful. Then times became bad (famine, disease ect).

Who would more likely keep care of your children? A family struggling to feed their own, or a gay sibling of the parent? IS that a good reason for evolution to make certain people gay? BTW, the more children you have, the more likely the youngest will be gay.

Oh, I forgot, you do not like mathematics.



Put simply, I agree with your fiscal conservatism, not your moralistic pomposity.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (8I6vf)

786 What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (X6akg)

787 --Reminds me of when plain steel first introduced itself and claimed to "agree" with us on 3 out of 5 Big Issues.

I sometimes wonder if he every got a job, or just did the cross-slash on himself to punish his mom, and then I remember that I really don't give a shit either way.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (QupBk)

788 782 Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:41 PM (jKE+Z)

Is the Pope German?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (XkWWK)

789 USS Clueless was one of the first blogs I read regularly.

I think this might be den Beste's second stroke, at least.

The mid-2000s switch from his well-thought-out blogposts to . . . anime . . . was abrupt. VERY abrupt.

I do hope he gets better.

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 13, 2012 09:43 PM (QTHTd)

790 759 Science cannot prove the absent not to exist, only things which actually exist.


Explain: Theoretical Physics.

We'll wait.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 09:43 PM (IT9NV)

791 The Gums of Nibbled Bone

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:43 PM (XkWWK)

792 Anything good?

Yes, my son just completed his first hour of online Driver's Ed. Six hours are required before he can test for his Learner's Permit. Then the real fun starts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2012 09:43 PM (BAS5M)

793 Whatever is going on with this gay argument revolving around km. the religious argument is based on the natural law argument which can be made in secular terms. Can be done.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (0PiQ4)

794 K1 and the Sequel K2 when the third film came out General P had a heart attack because 1 and 2 is 3

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (LRFds)

795 Twatacanal Diary

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (jKE+Z)

796 you know....if you just peruse the titles of military movies past and present, there are gems without any of our re-titles...

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (nVqtU)

797 Damn, Peaches, that sounds really yummy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:40 PM (lOmbq)

I have turned more guys on to that recipe. Mostly panicked ones who invited people over for dinner and then remembered they don't know how to make a meal! It's super yummy, I could eat it every day. Plus, if you're really careful with the tinfoil, you barely have to wash the pan!

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (kpCLl)

798 Count de Monet, get him a bumper car for first vehicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (nByYy)

799 Evolution is not a theory. Natural Selection is the theory.

Posted by: Project ORCA was something to do on Election Day at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (f+dGM)

800 Casa-skank-a

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (XkWWK)

801 I've been wondering about sassy....Does anyone know how their party went?

Posted by: concrete girl at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (y2Ojs)

802 I think we can all agree that KM is a Donkey Raping Shit Eater and an Uncle Fucker!!!!

This is untrue. The donkey was asking for it.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (O6q63)

803 Size U571

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (nVqtU)

804 What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?


Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (X6akg)
The stuffing, hands down. None of that cornbread crap, either. Regular bread stuffing with sausage. Nom nom nom nom nom.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (kpCLl)

805 Rourke's Gash?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (nByYy)

806 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
Did you just describe three fourths of us here?

Posted by: harleycowb at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (wSTfB)

807 Yes, my son just completed his first hour of online Driver's Ed.

Grand Theft Auto?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (QupBk)

808 Oooh, Peaches. That sounds yummy, just stole it. Thanks.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2012 09:46 PM (OGJOF)

809


I have gay friends and they don't show interest in gay marriage. Their relationships rarely last a year. It's straight people who are typically rabid about the subject, some sort of approval need apparently.


So, KM, being gay, is an exception to the rule.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2012 09:46 PM (1Y+hH)

810 Natural Selection is conveniently self-proving.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:46 PM (6JMZR)

811 Love is a highly-decorated thing.

Posted by: Bart at November 13, 2012 09:46 PM (he2LC)

812 The Great Escapade

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:46 PM (XkWWK)

813 796 you know....if you just peruse the titles of military movies past and present, there are gems without any of our re-titles...

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (nVqtU)

--It's hard to improve on Battle of the Bulge.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:46 PM (jKE+Z)

814 All Quiet on the Western Cunt

Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2012 09:46 PM (vjyZP)

815 The stuffing, hands down. None of that cornbread crap, either. Regular bread stuffing with sausage. Nom nom nom nom nom.


Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (kpCLl)

LOL! You're like me....no cornbread for me either. And I use sausage in my stuffing too!

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:46 PM (X6akg)

816 J.J. Sefton is prolific. You and your dirty mind

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:47 PM (0PiQ4)

817 oh i love the "born-gay" debate...the typical response from a believer being..

"i know a girl whos son put on a dress and you can tell hes gonna be gay!" (never a story about a little girl)

that same little boy must have lived in nearly EVERY neighborhood in the US.

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:47 PM (nVqtU)

818 CockSheaths & Dugouts of the CIA

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (uvNSk)

819
Plus, if you're really careful with the tinfoil, you barely have to wash the pan!

If it ever gets cold for any length of time down here, I'd like to try that in the crock pot, as suggested.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (lOmbq)

820 The only other side dish I even bother to eat is our traditional family carrots and turnips, which are very tasty (boil 'em up, mash 'em like potatoes, add butter and salt). Now that my mom's gone, I will probably never have it again.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (kpCLl)

821 Put simply, I agree with your fiscal conservatism, not your moralistic pomposity.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (8I6vf)

Sweetie, you haven't agreed with anyone or anything since your mom tried to potty train you.
Once again, go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (VLG62)

822 Das Booty Call

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (9G+G5)

823 I haven't read all 780 comments but has it been mentioned that Barry intends to make Samantha Powers UN Ambassador? This is the audacity of Obama. His second term will be the big FU to the US that D'Souza predicted.

Posted by: TD at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (GR8/A)

824 I WANT THE COOT!

YOU CANT HANDLE THE COOT!

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (nVqtU)

825 The Longest Dick

Posted by: puddleglum at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (GCTeZ)

826 Dr. Strangelove, or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Bang the Chick with those Crazy Eyes

Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (vjyZP)

827 807 -

Heh, we've had several version of the game where you crash cars for points/money... I can't remember the name of it now. My teenager though, has shown no interest so far in getting a driver's license for meat space. I don't think it's a coincidence.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2012 09:48 PM (BeSEI)

828 AT 759. Yep, if you call logic and science boring.

At 784, Love to, my interests extend far, but I am an astrophysicist at heart. But all science excites me.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (8I6vf)

829 How can Axelrod still have $ left over to pay these turds like KM? And why keep spiking the football with their trollish buffoonery?


I mean, his schpeal is straight out of the leftist playbook - accusatory nonsense, cloaked in the guise of "concern" and nearly incoherent. Tiresome.

Posted by: Reactionary at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (jfeoD)

830 So, KM, being gay, is an exception to the rule.

As it would be with any group that is 3% of the population.

Although if you watch enough TV you'd think they were half of the population.

The FAB-u-lous half.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (35GAf)

831 Evolution is not a theory. Natural Selection is the theory.
Posted by: Project ORCA was something to do on Election Day at November 13, 2012 09:44 PM (f+dGM)

Sort of. Evolution is a fact and a theory, too. Natural Selection is just one of the mechanisms by which evolution takes place.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (sRus3)

832 823 TD,

then King Putt will discover something D'souza doesn;t grasp quite fully.

America is in our heart not in our flag or address.

Twinkle sparkles.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (LRFds)

833 Nerlen Noel, we'd like our hairdo back.

Posted by: 1992 at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (9F2c1)

834 "I haven't read all 780 comments but"

--- oh please, scroll up...youll find the BEST titles for recent events...trust me.

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:50 PM (nVqtU)

835 816 J.J. Sefton is prolific. You and your dirty mind
Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:47 PM (0PiQ4)



I have a few good ones, but Dishonoroable Discharge, G*A*S*H and Das Coot are way above my pay grade.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:50 PM (XkWWK)

836 An Officer and a Bearded Clam

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:50 PM (uvNSk)

837 Empire of the Poon

Posted by: wooga at November 13, 2012 09:50 PM (vjyZP)

838 How can Axelrod still have $ left over to pay these turds like KM?

He's probably got a few goats left over from the gotv effort and what the hell else is he gonna do with 'em?

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:50 PM (kpCLl)

839 Mata Hari - needs no improvement.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (nByYy)

840 Pork Chop Thrill

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (XkWWK)

841 What have they done to my sweet Randy?

Posted by: Mr. Lahey at November 13, 2012 09:24 PM

LOL. "A man's got to eat..."

Posted by: otho at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (yBF/9)

842 I don't give a flying monkey dick what fuck heads like KM think

This is an abomination.

content warning: http://tinyurl.com/b2nzmwy

And this is repugnant.

content warning: http://tinyurl.com/32b7dt

And if you think your great grandmother was a monkey then that's good for you.

No go saw your head off, clown!

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (0fxcV)

843 The Gangbang Too Far

Posted by: puddleglum at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (GCTeZ)

844 The stuffing, hands down. None of that cornbread crap, either. Regular bread stuffing with sausage. Nom nom nom nom nom.


Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:45 PM (kpCLl)

My mom had put bacon drippings in the stuffing since the dawn of time. Never sausage, but the bacon really keeps it moist and tasty.
Plus, lots of sage, parsley, rosemary, and whatever other herbs are laying about.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (VLG62)

845 12 O'clock Thigh

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (XkWWK)

846 830 So, KM, being gay, is an exception to the rule.

As it would be with any group that is 3% of the population.

Although if you watch enough TV you'd think they were half of the population.

The FAB-u-lous half.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (35GAf)

--You notice on network TV that almost every gay man is in an exclusive, monogamous relationship and it's only straight men who are the horndogs? I love Mitchell and Cameron, but they're the exception.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (jKE+Z)

847 Night of the Genitals

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:51 PM (XkWWK)

848 Put simply, I agree with your fiscal conservatism, not your moralistic pomposity.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (8I6vf)

He said while clutching his pearls to his chest and wagging his finger.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (9G+G5)

849 "Explain: Theoretical Physics.

We'll wait."

hi did u call

mr speaker, i was just wondering what part of theoretical physics the honourable member thinks is meant to prove the existence of the unobservable?

perhaps the honourable member is unaware of the meaning of the term "theoretical"?

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (79EF9)

850 The Gangbang that needed a straight....

BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (LRFds)

851 Evolution is not a theory


Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Is there a reading problem here or is it a matter of stressful indoctrination?

I'll say it slowly....

derpa derpa derpa derp.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (IT9NV)

852
But all science excites me.

That's what Daddy called his?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (lOmbq)

853 Paths of Glory Hole

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (uvNSk)

854 marlon brando...rinsing his bald head and staring menacingly....

"ARE YOU AN ASS-ASS man?"

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (nVqtU)

855 He said while clutching his pearls to his chest and wagging his finger.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (9G+G5)

lol!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (kpCLl)

856 other prawn titles:
-

The Blue Throbbing Max
_

The Fighting C-Double Ds
_

Scent-Cor
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (RuUvx)

857 So that is what they meant by Blue Thunder...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:53 PM (nByYy)

858 AT 759. Yep, if you call logic and science boring.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... I'm sorry were you saying something?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:53 PM (6JMZR)

859 853 Paths of Glory Hole
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:52 PM (uvNSk)


WOW! I was trying to figure one for that and it is perfect! One of my faves, now! And 853!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2012 09:53 PM (XkWWK)

860 I don't think anyone is ever gonna top G*A*S*H . . . whose was that, anyway? It's teh awesome.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:54 PM (kpCLl)

861 790, Actually I agree on string theory. IF it makes no predictions, then it is worthless. But it may be true, but without evidence it is worthless speculation...

String theorists have responded, trying to come up with predictions...Too my shame, they have not.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:54 PM (8I6vf)

862 The Flicking 69th!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2012 09:54 PM (BAS5M)

863 Discharge Courageously Fired Under the Desk.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 13, 2012 09:54 PM (dvRYt)

864 At 784, Love to, my interests extend far, but I am an astrophysicist at heart. But all science excites me.
Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (8I6vf)

Cool. I am a chemist by trade and scientist at heart.

Astrophysics, eh? Interesting. What do you think our chances are of understanding Dark Matter and Dark Energy?

Oh, and back to Evolution. Do you have a book or two to recommend?

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 09:54 PM (sRus3)

865 The Dick Hunter

Posted by: puddleglum at November 13, 2012 09:54 PM (GCTeZ)

866 Is this the ONT?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2012 09:55 PM (/nqdo)

867 Jesus, I saw a long thread, and said "oh, I'll just start at 600 or so."

20 minutes later, I'm laughing my ass off and way behind (782 was last when I got here).

Y'all some funny motherfuckers. Plus, the new rimmy jay dude is fun as a chew toy.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 13, 2012 09:55 PM (JTnC2)

868 red lawn

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:55 PM (nVqtU)

869 SFGoth, seems that way. Or we are just practicing for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 09:55 PM (nByYy)

870 Sergeant Pork!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2012 09:55 PM (BAS5M)

871 Dustin Hoffman as mrs. P in Tootsie....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:55 PM (LRFds)

872 You girls trashing cornbread stuffing. I have a recipe that never fails to unleash a flood of compliments but it's a bitch to make. I always have to have my husband help me and I swear the whole time making it. It is the only side that never has leftovers because everyone takes seconds. Ifyou're up for serious work, I'll pass on the recipe.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:55 PM (0PiQ4)

873 --You notice on network TV that almost every gay man is in an exclusive, monogamous relationship and it's only straight men who are the horndogs? I love Mitchell and Cameron, but they're the exception.

I could not care less about homosexuality. Whatever floats you boat, I just wish they'd quit telling me they're "normal". If that's "normal" then the human race never would have got out of the starting gate.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 13, 2012 09:56 PM (35GAf)

874 860 I don't think anyone is ever gonna top G*A*S*H . . . whose was that, anyway? It's teh awesome.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:54 PM (kpCLl)

--I still like Dishonorable Discharge more, although I'm not sure if it's a parody of a real title.

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 09:56 PM (jKE+Z)

875 Living in the "Emerald Triangle" behind the redwood curtain as I do...which is chalk full of hippie rednecks, there is a lot of fun to be had.
Today I got to listen to a gaggle of them whine and wonder why no one is buying their weed right now. Business is really bad...
I couldn't stop laughing. I suggested that maybe it was because the economy is a disaster??
Nope...that's never happened before they said.
Uh huh...they are about to see a lot of things that have " never happened before"
Good grief! M-A-T-H....how does it work?

Posted by: Christmasghost at November 13, 2012 09:56 PM (CkK+I)

876 Dawn Poon Patrol!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2012 09:56 PM (BAS5M)

877 All's Quiet on my Middle eastern C*nt

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:56 PM (LRFds)

878
Is this the ONT?

Pre-ONT. Recipes, physics, and pr0n.

Or, as it's otherwise known, Tuesday night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 09:57 PM (lOmbq)

879 Actually I agree on string theory. IF it makes no predictions, then it
is worthless. But it may be true, but without evidence it is worthless
speculation...



String theorists have responded, trying to come up with predictions...Too my shame, they have not.


Caltech just called. They said you should go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 09:57 PM (kpCLl)

880 judas patreus- stained ass

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:57 PM (nVqtU)

881 873 Sean bannion,


at least nit unless we started out blind and had massive target identification issues for a LONG time.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 09:58 PM (LRFds)

882 red lawn

Oh damn, LOL I just woke someone up.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 09:58 PM (6JMZR)

883 Jonny Shot His Meat Gun

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 09:58 PM (uvNSk)

884 Not posting anymore. Will go read thread from the beginning. Really motivated by porn movie name suggestions.

Posted by: L, just L at November 13, 2012 09:58 PM (0PiQ4)

885 KM still stinking up the thread with his faux outrage and poor logic?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 09:58 PM (uD2fR)

886 jimi ray, I think KM wants to talk with you for a while.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 09:59 PM (O6q63)

887 885
KM still stinking up the thread with his faux outrage and poor logic?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 09:58 PM (uD2fR)

I tried to distract with favorite T-day dishes....

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:59 PM (X6akg)

888 886
jimi ray, I think KM wants to talk with you for a while.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 09:59 PM (O6q63)

Can we get 'em a room?

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 09:59 PM (VLG62)

889 be sure to check the arguments in between the movie titles....it actually gets funnier

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 09:59 PM (nVqtU)

890 The Dogs of Whore

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:00 PM (uvNSk)

891 Mad Maxipad

Posted by: harleycowb at November 13, 2012 10:00 PM (wSTfB)

892 886 Fluffy,

chances are....


Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 10:00 PM (LRFds)

893 Burn the Witch, should hire KM. Collect insurance on the store when they tries to follow instructions on how to make a hot sandwich. Not too many angstroms to be found in the salami.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 10:00 PM (nByYy)

894 And string theory is a bunch of bullshit!

(Don't tell my wife though.)

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 10:00 PM (0fxcV)

895 KM still stinking up the thread with his faux outrage and poor logic?

Yep. Back of the bus you christianist weirdos.

I don't know much about science, but I do know Tobias' Unified Pest Theory: All Trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 10:00 PM (QupBk)

896 judas patreus- screaming for ecstacy

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 10:01 PM (nVqtU)

897 Can we get 'em a room?

If only.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 10:01 PM (O6q63)

898 Beyond ThunderWhore

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 10:01 PM (nByYy)

899 I come back and nothing has changed. I'm betting the chicken is pretty happy right now, so good work there KM.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 10:01 PM (GEICT)

900 Apocalypse Mow-Mow

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:01 PM (uvNSk)

901 Retracted

Posted by: logprof at November 13, 2012 10:01 PM (jKE+Z)

902 String theory around these parts means you give 'em enough rope...

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 10:01 PM (VLG62)

903 String theory, how long can you make a can of Silly String last.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 10:02 PM (nByYy)

904 String theory around these parts means you give 'em enough rope...

Go on.

Posted by: David Carradine at November 13, 2012 10:02 PM (QupBk)

905 "Plus, the new rimmy jay dude is fun as a chew toy."

now, now, guy who i've never heard of before in my life...you know i told you until you learned to keep your teeth covered, i wasn't going to let you back on my dick.

why such a rush to put it back in your mouth?

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:02 PM (79EF9)

906 String theory around these parts means you give 'em enough rope...

Sometimes.

Posted by: David Carradine at November 13, 2012 10:02 PM (O6q63)

907 The Bum Diver

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:03 PM (uvNSk)

908 For what it's worth, Skyfall is amazing, though I felt weird enjoying a two hour plus film that points out its entire reason for existing in the last five minutes. But I've seen every Bond dozens of times, grew up on the series, swear by it and spank most people in the trivia of it, and it's terrific. Really worth your time if you're on the fence about it.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at November 13, 2012 10:03 PM (vge4w)

909 Fuck you summoned it!

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2012 10:03 PM (/YJYi)

910 In your face slow Carradine!

Posted by: David Carradine at November 13, 2012 10:03 PM (QupBk)

911 I saw it, but no spoilers from me. Naomie Harris as Eve Moneypenny has the sexiest body on the screen today! Don't argue with me! If you disagree, you're wrong. Period.
It is also an understated reminder that Fleming's M.'s "exaggerated faith in Scotsmen" is well-placed. After all, it was the Scots who invented the modern world. (Full-disclosure department: I am a big fan of David Hume and Adam Smith, and anyone who hasn't read "Life of Johnson" by Scots lawyer James Boswell, should.)
It is a good argument in favor of rifle marksmanship practice for all.
It is also a direct refutation of L'il Barry's dissing of bayonets. Jus' sayin', is all.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 13, 2012 10:03 PM (1V6Pv)

912 Not too many angstroms to be found in the salami.

My salami can power Benghazi for a year!

Posted by: GEN David Petraeus. USA (Ret.) at November 13, 2012 10:03 PM (35GAf)

913 The Dambusters... in this version best not to ask what dam is being busted.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (nByYy)

914 why such a rush to put it back in your mouth?

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:02 PM (79EF9)

sorry, I thought it was a toothpick.

Anyone have floss?

Posted by: Guy jimi ray never heard of before at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (kpCLl)

915 Oh, by the way, none of you, except one, who castigate me, have supplied reasons, just ad hominem attacks. And the one person who did argue with any reason, I supplied a reasoned argument too.

DO you really think with your argumentative skills, you can take back the white house? Here is a conspiracy for you, did Mitt take central power over GOTV, because you would alienate voters? That the FUGG up with ORCA, was deliberate, to stop you enthusing people to vote against the republican party, because most people are thoughtful? See how untruths can spread?

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (8I6vf)

916 The Great Panty Raid

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (uvNSk)

917 908 sans-sherrif

yeah good flick just never mind.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (LRFds)

918 KM, many folks here oppose gay marriage for religious reasons, 'tis true.

I am not opposed to it, but am concerned about the way gay marriage has been being pushed on the general population and the effort to say it is not a change in the definition of marriage.

On the first item, I am fine with folks approving gay marriage by vote, but not okay with accusations of bigotry at those opposed. On the second item, it is clear to me that the old definition of marriage excluded gays. If gays can get married, the definition changes. The definition of marriage is not just a matter of entries in a lexicon, but is central to the structure of society.

I urge care in thinking those against gay marriage are motivated by only the basest things.

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (sRus3)

919 three dings

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 10:05 PM (nVqtU)

920 915 KM,

Thanks for the update.

Flush

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 10:05 PM (LRFds)

921 I argued against people using morality in politics.
Now I see I am wrong. Republicans deserve to die. And so does the Koch
brother bribed tea party.



Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 08:55 PM (8I6vf)



Umm..dipshit, if you're going to play the Gerg "I'm one of you", you've got to try to make it last more than 2 posts. Now go get your shinebox

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2012 10:05 PM (A1D1d)

922 Petraeus, Kelly, and Broadwell in The Three Amigos!
Lets do the Mexican hat dance chicas!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 10:05 PM (nByYy)

923 I've seen the brain scans of homos and hetros and there is an area that is smaller in homos. Is what they are claiming is that their abnormal brain is causing abnormal behavior but they are refusing to aknowledge that it is abnormal in order to justify their behavior?
I think I just confused myself.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 13, 2012 10:06 PM (wSTfB)

924 So what do you think Horde? Do we have enough material? Where does this idiot rank amongst trolls?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 10:06 PM (GEICT)

925 now, now, guy who i've never heard of before in my life

Slow down, Sport. He's been around these parts longer than you and has certainly slung less bullshit.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 10:06 PM (O6q63)

926 786--- "What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?"

I always make creamed onions with a buttery, crispy topping on them. I use those itty-bitty pearl onions that cost a fortune and are a real pain to peel. But they're goooooood.

That sausage idea for dressing you all are talking about sounds yummy. What do you do? Saute it first then add it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2012 10:07 PM (C8mVl)

927 Oh, by the way, none of you, except one, who
castigate me, have supplied reasons, just ad hominem attacks. And the
one person who did argue with any reason, I supplied a reasoned
argument too.



Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (8I6vf)




Because you're not worth the effort to argue with just insult. You're a fuckwit. Now go get your shinebox

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2012 10:07 PM (A1D1d)

928 sorry KM, i dont buy it that a libtard speaking about the koch bros. and how republicans deserve to die could ever find this blog...quit playing and join the fracas already man, ya aint foolin me.

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 10:07 PM (nVqtU)

929 Wings over the Punaani

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:07 PM (uvNSk)

930 924 BC1981,

Hard to tell....do we count the known pros?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 10:07 PM (LRFds)

931 Where does this idiot rank amongst trolls?

KM or JR? We have a plethora of trolls, El Guapo.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 13, 2012 10:07 PM (QupBk)

932 Into the barrel with me. I know the way.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 13, 2012 10:07 PM (JTnC2)

933 Kahn Noonian Singh's favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Revenge, served cold.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 10:08 PM (nByYy)

934 slidway

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 10:08 PM (nVqtU)

935 . Is what they are claiming is that their abnormal brain is causing abnormal behavior but they are refusing to aknowledge that it is abnormal in order to justify their behavior? I think I just confused myself.

Then yooooo might be a homo!

Posted by: Gay Jeff Foxworthy at November 13, 2012 10:08 PM (ON7fB)

936 *Hands DC in Towson cheap wine in a paper cup*

So, L just L, what's this cornbread stuffing recipe from hell?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 10:09 PM (w0yng)

937 That sausage idea for dressing you all are talking about sounds yummy. What do you do? Saute it first then add it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2012 10:07 PM (C8mVl)

Yes, that's what I do.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 10:09 PM (X6akg)

938 someone has to round up these titles for posterity...or something...they cannot be lost!

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 13, 2012 10:09 PM (nVqtU)

939
So what do you think Horde? Do we have enough material? Where does this idiot rank amongst trolls?

Certainly not up to Average Joe standards, low though that bar may be. I'd prefer to let it continue to embarass itself, you know, for a more accurate assessment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (lOmbq)

940 Have we hit 1,900 words yet?

Posted by: harleycowb at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (wSTfB)

941 "jimi ray, I think KM wants to talk with you for a while."

yeah, anyone who invokes string theory as The Great Way Forward after its legacy of 50 years of wasted manpower is pretty much as scientifically ignorant as those wilfully endorsing the underwear-gnome model of creation:

1) god says "poof"
2) ????
3) EVERYTHING!

i have just about as little patience for fake rationalists invoking theories they couldn't begin to understand as corroborating "proof" of their visceral materialism as i do for anti-rationalists daemonising theories they couldn't begin to understand as some sort of coordinated scientific attack on christendom's long-established, immutable truths. ~.~

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (79EF9)

942 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (8I6vf)

No KM, you walked in here swinging your epeen and picked a fight against an argument that no one was making. Then proclaimed that we were all being illogical.

So, unless you can wrap your timy little mind around your rather obvious error, you can piss right off.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (uD2fR)

943 I always make creamed onions with a buttery, crispy topping on them. I
use those itty-bitty pearl onions that cost a fortune and are a real
pain to peel. But they're goooooood.



That sausage idea for dressing you all are talking about sounds yummy. What do you do? Saute it first then add it?

Mmmmm, your creamed onions sound divine! The sausage, yes, get the bulk breakfast sausage and fry it up in a pan, crumbling it all up small with a fork, then drain and add to the bread/sage/onion/celery dressing. At least, that's how it was done in my well-fed family.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (kpCLl)

944 Lmao. Sven, your choice. Toby, jr is a known quantity and is bottom of the barrel. But km, well he at least had some fire to him at first. I almost think someone else has taken over the handle. He went from incoherent spewing to almost readable.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (GEICT)

945 All this thread needs is Cedarford.

What's that magic call again? "Beat more Jews! Beat more Jews! Beat more Jews!"

Posted by: boulder hobo at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (QTHTd)

946 Did the ONT go Galt?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (x8wJs)

947 I argued against people using morality in politics.


Good call. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at November 13, 2012 10:11 PM (vbh31)

948 Oh, pathetic troll is so pathetic.

All laws has a moral basis, science is a tool.

The door is to you left, please close it on the way out.

Posted by: dantealiegri at November 13, 2012 10:11 PM (mHU03)

949 937 --- Great! I think I'll try that this year. It sounds yummy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2012 10:11 PM (C8mVl)

950 Just fine, thanks. Reading "Running Blind", a Reacher novel. So far so good. Ready for some retribution. You?

Posted by: howie feltersnatch at November 13, 2012 10:12 PM (LCZ3l)

951 *chug*

Thanks lurk, if you drink it fast, it almost tastes like real booze. Does the job though. Now, wheres the beer.

*buuurp*

Found it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 13, 2012 10:12 PM (JTnC2)

952 i have just about as little patience for fake rationalists invoking theories they couldn't begin to understand as corroborating "proof" of their visceral materialism as i do for anti-rationalists daemonising theories they couldn't begin to understand as some sort of coordinated scientific attack on christendom's long-established, immutable truths. ~.~

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (79EF9)



Do I need a dictionary or a thesaurus?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 10:12 PM (w0yng)

953 Certainly not up to Average Joe standards, low though that bar may be. I'd prefer to let it continue to embarass itself, you know, for a more accurate assessment

I would just like to say as a troll busting first-responder and member of Troll and Ladder Company 2, that I appreciate his generally correct grammar.

Posted by: Sean Bannion. at November 13, 2012 10:12 PM (ON7fB)

954 Stop watching Hollywood movies!

Posted by: Leigh at November 13, 2012 10:12 PM (caeI9)

955 Do I need a dictionary or a thesaurus?


Spellcheck to start....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 10:13 PM (GEICT)

956 Oh, great, now we have Tool One and Tool Two.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 10:13 PM (kpCLl)

957 What a card! Loved that haircut short story. The blindness of America today - CNNs editorial that the Petraeus adultery doesn't really matter, the Susan Rice BS thing doesn't really matter, the 99% support for D's in all those areas of Philadelphia doesn't matter, the illegality of illegal immigration doesn't matter.

You see guys, we're just too focused on the irrelevant stuff. We have to be more focused on the consequences, not the nature of the acts (such as bribing voters with more of other people's money).

Shared Values My Ass (SHAVAMA). The new branch of the Republican party that's willing to call a spade a spade and recognize that we do not share values with our blue state neighbors (who look down upon us and hate us so viscerally).

Posted by: Pyrrho of Elis II: The Secret of the Ooze at November 13, 2012 10:13 PM (Kd6lF)

958 I'll feed it.
KM, see, what you're typing is not responded to because it is irrational and foolish at the best of times, if we're really drunk. In other times, it's nonsense. Not even amusing.

Since most people here are drunk by now, they're just telling you they're laughing at your posts. They are silly, and so they type silly insults at you - because you can't actually believe that stuff if you actually live in the real world.

So they're being nice to you just in case. I'm a teetotaler, though (don't get drunk - bit of vocabulary for your wordpower or vice versa), and I know you're filth. So I ain't bothering to insult you.

I hope that helps.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 13, 2012 10:14 PM (JVGuP)

959 What the hell is 'visceral materialism'?

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 10:14 PM (X6akg)

960 Do I need a dictionary or a thesaurus?

Compromise and get a pillow.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 13, 2012 10:14 PM (6JMZR)

961 Did the ONT go Galt?

Lebowski, more like.

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 10:14 PM (kpCLl)

962 786 What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 09:42 PM (X6akg) >>>>>>>>Southern Style Cornbread Stuffing!....Granny's recipe.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 13, 2012 10:14 PM (y2Ojs)

963 Oh, by the way, none of you, except one, who castigate me, have supplied reasons

Reasons for gay something or other? It's about homosexuality right? Is that still what people are talking about? You really want to talk about homosexuality? Why now?

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 10:14 PM (9G+G5)

964 959 What the hell is 'visceral materialism'?



Rule #1

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 10:15 PM (GEICT)

965 Rule #1

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 10:15 PM (GEICT)


Oh shit....I forgot. I withdraw the question.....just no.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 10:16 PM (X6akg)

966 Running Blind, Reach Her, wait is this another book about Petraeus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 13, 2012 10:16 PM (nByYy)

967 (SHAVAMA)

Shave yer own damed ass.

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2012 10:16 PM (O6q63)

968 Fight Nub

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:16 PM (uvNSk)

969 Titfuck, Titfuck, Titfuck

The Anal Dozen

30 Trannies Over Tokyo

Posted by: eman at November 13, 2012 10:16 PM (sRus3)

970 I'll be going pheasant and quail hunting on Saturday. That's something that doesn't suck.

Posted by: Bluedog803 at November 13, 2012 10:17 PM (yUS5D)

971 Batton down the Snatches

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:17 PM (uvNSk)

972 **This is a test of the ONT alert sytem**

There is no ONT, do not refresh AoS. If there was a real ONT, this message would be preceded by *beep,beep,beep*.

This is only a test.

**this ends the message from the ONT alert system. You may now resume your incoherent ramblings**

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 13, 2012 10:17 PM (JTnC2)

973 That reminds me of Aunt Marth's Eggs Portugul breakfast casserole. I make a 13x9 pan so there is some left for the next day. Great for Black Friday or Christmas morning.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2012 10:17 PM (OGJOF)

974 ONT!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 10:18 PM (kpCLl)

975 ONT up.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 10:18 PM (X6akg)

976 Btw folks, lemme clear something up, in case it wasn't clear before. I love my wife very much and I take my vows real damn seriously. The fact that I laugh and joke about boobs or post "risqué pics" has no bearing on my view of my relationship with Mrs 1981.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 13, 2012 10:18 PM (GEICT)

977 943 ---"The sausage, yes, get the bulk breakfast sausage and fry it up in a pan, crumbling it all up small with a fork, then drain and add to the bread/sage/onion/celery dressing. At least, that's how it was done in my well-fed family."
Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (kpCLl)

Got it!
Can't wait to try it!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2012 10:18 PM (C8mVl)

978 Best side dish is roasted brussel sprouts with a sprinkling of oilive oil and
a dusting of brown sugar.

Delish!!

Its hard to type right now!

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 13, 2012 10:18 PM (0fxcV)

979 B1981: It's the feeling of the bubblewrap as it cuts your fingers.

Posted by: dantealiegri at November 13, 2012 10:18 PM (mHU03)

980 *beep,beep,beep*

ONT

that is all.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 13, 2012 10:19 PM (JTnC2)

981 Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 10:04 PM (8I6vf)

You got dropped on your head when you were a kid....a lot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2012 10:19 PM (GsoHv)

982 The Desert Box

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:19 PM (uvNSk)

983 To Furpie and Back

A Twat Too Far

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2012 10:20 PM (BAS5M)

984 "On the first item, I am fine with folks approving gay marriage by vote, but not okay with accusations of bigotry at those opposed."

well, it's not so much accusations of bigotry levelled against the opposition to gay marriage...it's accusations of bigotry levelled against those individuals who oppose gay marriage and can't seem to prevent themselves from engaging in graphic, hateful gay-baiting at every opportunity that presents.

"On the second item, it is clear to me that the old definition of marriage excluded gays. If gays can get married, the definition changes. The definition of marriage is not just a matter of entries in a lexicon, but is central to the structure of society."

this argument puts you far to the left (in a statist sense) of many anti-marriage arguments by positing that the government has, in fact, a deep-seated interest in defining marriage.

seeing as "marriage" is clearly not restricted to only those unions that can produce couples -- otherwise the infertile/barren would not be allowed entry into a contract of marriage -- it's no far stretch to surmise that the simple act of entering into a monogamous relationship is in and of itself of social benefit. that is, there is a social benefit to be found in the extension of marriage benefits to those individuals who will be homosexual in any event, as it presumably confines their sexual behaviour to mutual spousal engagements.

as the party of personal responsibility, it seems a no-brainer that we should be allowing homosexuals who desire to take the ultimate vow of mutual responsibility. if two guys in love want to settle down, by all means, we should accommodate their desires. o.o

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:21 PM (79EF9)

985 Mmmmm, your creamed onions sound divine! The
sausage, yes, get the bulk breakfast sausage and fry it up in a pan,
crumbling it all up small with a fork, then drain and add to the
bread/sage/onion/celery dressing. At least, that's how it was done in my
well-fed family.


Posted by: Peaches at November 13, 2012 10:10 PM (kpCLl)
Love creamed onions - although hubby only wants them loaded down with peas, and I can't stand peas!
For sausage, I always use chorizo, which adds tons of nice spicy flavor to a, basically, bread dish.
But no matter what sides I serve, they all get smothered in gravy, which is the entire purpose of a Thanksgiving feast.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 13, 2012 10:22 PM (ylxKy)

986 "What the hell is 'visceral materialism'?"

are you that uneducated that you don't know what either of "visceral" or "materialism" mean?

what else am i supposed to say? "...Reflexive adherence to purely naturalistic explanations of the universal order?"

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:23 PM (79EF9)

987 Anybody else smoked a turkey? I did one last year. Mom brined it first, then I smoked it. Took absolutely forever, had to finish it in the oven to make sure it was safe, and the smoker took until 3pm the next day to cool down enough to store. Excellent results, though. The skin turned to jerky, and the meat was smoked through and still juicy from the brine.

Posted by: Cato the Elder at November 13, 2012 10:24 PM (xWiaq)

988 Trying to decide if I'm going to liquidate my 401k holdings from the jobs I've held since graduating college 12 years ago. I've had this job almost 2 years and can't touch this money while I'm still employed. I can get the other money and am seriously thinking about buying silver.

Any ideas from the horde?

Posted by: burnitup at November 13, 2012 10:24 PM (Q1Cx8)

989 Theoretical physics employs mathematical models and abstractions of physics to rationalize and explain phenomena. The absence of existence does not prove or disprove the state of existence (God). Only that it is not observable hence, not provable by mathematical model or abstraction.

I already tried to do this in grade school and it made my brain hurt.

Thanks a lot. Now my brain hurts again.

Done.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 13, 2012 10:24 PM (IT9NV)

990 "Do I need a dictionary or a thesaurus?"

...let's go with "eighth-grade education" for 100, alex.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:24 PM (79EF9)

991 959
What the hell is 'visceral materialism'?


Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2012 10:14 PM (X6akg)

It is knowing for certain that there is material in your viscera, i.e. shit in your guts.

Posted by: tcn at November 13, 2012 10:24 PM (VLG62)

992 Jimi Ray,
But to maintain the Union and not violate the 1st amendment rights of Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, and sundry (every major religion), it would be best for gay "marriage" to be given a new, unique an co-equal term.
Since - you know - it IS unique and new and intended to be co-equal.

There. Done. Time for dinner.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 13, 2012 10:25 PM (JVGuP)

993 944 BC1981,

Well if nothing else KM reminded me why I am glad England rejects us.

Heh

Posted by: sven10077 at November 13, 2012 10:25 PM (LRFds)

994 Why is Marriage important to Homosexuals?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:27 PM (uvNSk)

995 Walter,
It isn't. It is just an excuse for them to close churches and hurt Believers and possibly jail them

That's it. Just a way to attack.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 13, 2012 10:28 PM (JVGuP)

996 @995

Oh!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 10:29 PM (uvNSk)

997 "Theoretical physics employs mathematical models and abstractions of physics to rationalize and explain phenomena. The absence of existence does not prove or disprove the state of existence (God)."

what you seem to fail to grasp is that the predictive power of theoretical models does not entail their truth; the standard model's uncanny ability to produce repeatable results does not "prove" that there are exchanges in infinite fields manifesting as virtual particles that transmit force-information between other point-like disturbances in fields.

there is no "proof" that electrons exist.

in fact, theoretical models of revolutionary predictive power for their time are routinely superseded by better or more comprehensive models as the progression of technology and the accumulated body of knowledge allows.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:31 PM (79EF9)

998 seeing as "marriage" is clearly not restricted to only those unions that can produce couples -- otherwise the infertile/barren would not be allowed entry into a contract of marriage

Actually, that's a horrible argument for gay marriage. The state doesn't bar such couples from marriage because infertility is generally viewed as a physical, unpreventable shortcoming. I don't think you want to equate that to homosexuality.

The state has a vested interest in hetero marriage: If couples producing children don't vow to stay together and care for the offspring, the state will (and does,at great financial and societal expense.)

Hetero marriage benefits the couple and society. Homosexual marriage benefits the couple. Is that distinction enough to ban same sex marriage? Nah. The country is losing interest in marriage overall, let alone taking the time to wrestle with distinctions. It will happen, and the world won't end, but, as far as the state's interest is concerned, there is a distinction.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 10:35 PM (9G+G5)

999 "But to maintain the Union and not violate the 1st amendment rights of Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, and sundry (every major religion), it would be best for gay "marriage" to be given a new, unique an co-equal term.
Since - you know - it IS unique and new and intended to be co-equal."

i'd be perfectly amenable to such a compromise. unlike the whiny solipsists arguing that equal contracts under different names entails a "separate but equal" solution to the issue of gay unions, i don't care anything about the word.

all i care about it a one-size-fits-all contract into which my fiancé and i can enter and be afforded all the rights and legal protections of heterosexual marriages. i don't care what it's called.

seems to me like an...inauspicious...number of the marriage opponents on this website and others happen to think that the current model where i have to spend lots of money on lawyers to draft up a bunch of contracts that may or may not be recognised by state authorities in the event of my or my fiancé's death is already "enough".

i just want to sign a single damn certificate. i don't care if you call it "certain damnation".

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:35 PM (79EF9)

1000 Does anyone know if Biden is leaving the country on a trip too?

Posted by: Baldy at November 13, 2012 10:39 PM (opS9C)

1001 all i care about it a one-size-fits-all contract into which my fiancé and i can enter and be afforded all the rights and legal protections of heterosexual marriages. i don't care what it's called.

That's reasonable.

The only reason it's a political issue is that activists don't agree with you. They want the symbolic victory that comes with the word "marriage." The practical need is second to the politcal aim.

Posted by: CJ at November 13, 2012 10:40 PM (9G+G5)

1002 Bunk Her Bust Her

Posted by: Texas t at November 13, 2012 10:41 PM (WOIT0)

1003 Sex, Lies and Four Dead Americans

Posted by: Texas t at November 13, 2012 10:44 PM (WOIT0)

1004 "The state doesn't bar such couples from marriage because infertility is generally viewed as a physical, unpreventable shortcoming. I don't think you want to equate that to homosexuality."

seems pretty equatable to me, given that genetic predispositions toward homosexuality are often no more surmountable than infertility. in my case, i was "turned" gay by the only positive attention i have received in my 24 years of striving for external validation, but my fiancé is pretty adamant that he was "born this way". whatev.

"The state has a vested interest in hetero marriage: If couples producing children don't vow to stay together and care for the offspring"

like i said, marriages are not denied to those opposite-sex couples which cannot produce children due to whatever physical "shortcoming", nor is it denied to those couples past child-bearing age. clearly, then, the government recognition of marriage is *not* predicated on the sole essence of a stable environment for child-rearing.

"Hetero marriage benefits the couple and society. Homosexual marriage benefits the couple."

@.@

i know i tried to make the point that marriage provides benefits to society in the institution of monogamy, but it may have gotten lost. since most homosexuals are going to stay homosexual, society has a vested interest in the stability of their relationships in any case...children or no! stable relationships are generally psychologically beneficial, and healthy psychology is always good for productivity, and high productivity is good for the economy...plus, monogamous couplings greatly reduce the public health risk associated with the "hook-up" culture of multiple partners.

either way, that's not my argument for gay marriage! it was simply my response to the statist idea that governments have a vested interest in promoting the contract.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:47 PM (79EF9)

1005 At 958, So you are drunk, so people insult without reference to logic. Tell me at time an date, they are not drunk....Or point me to people who can post when they are not drunk.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 10:49 PM (8I6vf)

1006 At 784, Love to, my interests extend far, but I am an astrophysicist at heart. But all science excites me.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 09:49 PM (8I6vf)



Astrophysicist at heart and gloryhole whore by trade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2012 10:50 PM (A1D1d)

1007 "The only reason it's a political issue is that activists don't agree with you."

eh, i'm not so sure about that! to your point, i disapprove as much of the activists on the pro-marriage side as i do on the anti-marriage side, but there are certainly plenty of "activists", if you can call them that x.X, who seem to almost revel in the fact that gay couples have to jump through inordinate legal hoops in order to possibly be granted the same legal protections that the one-size-fits-all marriage contract protects.

there are people on both sides, it seems, that take pleasure in the schadenfreude of "sticking it to" their opponents in the debate x.X

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:51 PM (79EF9)

1008 T 997, electrons exist, based on their quantum spin properties and charge. Since they are considered infinitely small, does not negate their observable properties, and effect in nuclear bonding and beta radiation.

Posted by: KM at November 13, 2012 11:05 PM (8I6vf)

1009 990 "Do I need a dictionary or a thesaurus?"

...let's go with "eighth-grade education" for 100, alex.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 10:24 PM (79EF9)



Let's go with "Ever heard of sarcasm?" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 13, 2012 11:19 PM (w0yng)

1010
I am NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
Isn't this a line stolen from Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes?

Posted by: Vertov at November 13, 2012 11:31 PM (rRr9n)

1011 Last

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 13, 2012 11:44 PM (uvNSk)

1012 "electrons exist, based on their quantum spin properties and charge"

trust me, you are not equipped to discuss physics with me.

the electron is an abstraction in the standard model. it is an abstraction whose invocation provides startlingly accurate predictions and a model framework for understanding matter at the most fundamental level currently probed by experiment, but it is an abstraction nonetheless.

"Since they are considered infinitely small, does not negate their observable properties, and effect in nuclear bonding and beta radiation."

by invoking idiocy like "nuclear bonding", in which electrons play absolutely no part whatsoever and "beta radiation", it has become clear that you are simply reaching for buzz-word-labelled straws in a vain attempt to demonstrate your theoretical-physics bona-fides.

too bad i'm your huckleberry.

nuclear bonding has absolutely nothing to do with electrons; electrons, naturally, are not even part of any nuclear anything: nuclei are comprised of baryonic matter (which, in turn, are comprised of various combinations of quarks in the sm) and nuclear-force particles; viz, gluons.

the strong interaction is realised by the colour-changing exchange of virtual gluon pairs between the quark constituents of any baryon. the nuclear force, i.e., the residual force that holds nuclei together, is enacted by the exchange of mesons -- quark-antiquark-pair hadrons -- between baryons (with no colour change, since the mesons and hadrons are colourless).

in neither strong-force-mediated nuclear interaction does the electron play any part whatsoever.

while its true that electrons, or positrons, depending on the type of beta decay, are products of weak-interaction beta decay, the beta particle itself is simply something ejected with a corresponding antineutrino from the nucleus in the transition from one baryon type to another.

nevertheless, the sm with its particulate constituents like the electron is simply a model. there is some manifestation of matter-energy that behaves in largely predictable ways that we have denoted as "the electron"...which does absolutely nothing to alter the fact that the electron is just a convenient and sensible constituent of a theoretical model.

that is, we are not advanced enough to prove that our "electron" exists as a manifestly contradictory wave disturbance that takes on localised particulate properties when interacting with another wave disturbance more-or-less localised at the point of interaction.

my original point was that the experimental success of a theory does not prove the unerring accuracy of its underlying assumptions. in the late 1800's, we were all but certain that electromagnetic radiation was purely wavelike...and maxwell's equations are still incredibly useful in formulating predictions for the collective behaviour of electromagnetic signals' quanta.

also: what i meant when i said i hated fake-science types is that i hate fake-science types. sorry you didn't get that memo.

a decided atheism is just as scientifically irresponsible as a decided theism; with no evidence for either conjecture, faith is required to take a position on the matter either way.

and anyway, it's clear that anyone who believes that the electron has something to do with the nuclear interaction has no grounding in "astrophysics", e-claims aside.

"Let's go with "Ever heard of sarcasm?" for $1000, Alex."

most people use "sarcasm" to make it seems like they themselves can't figure out what a straightforward sentence means. plus, nobody ever says "$" in jeopardy. i learned that one before the eighth grade.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 13, 2012 11:49 PM (79EF9)

1013 Jimy ray. BETA RADIATION IS ELECTIONS EMITTED BY NEUTRONS, FORMING PROTONS. And that the nuclear binding force, determines that likelihood - ie half life from beta radiation!

Or do you want me to explain Bosons to the hicks on this site, and explain how they break down into neutrino's and electrons, and the boson is the carrier of the weak force.

Or shall we discuss the strong force. OR explain how charges, color or spin do not need to be whole numbers. OR color can be changed.

Seriously, get a grip, speak to your audience. And simplify for those who do not understand particle physics. DO you think that anyone here would understand the pressure gradient in stellar atmospheres? Not really, unless they had a sound bases in mathematics and ALL the laws of thermodynamics.

By the way, as long as it can be quantized, its a "particle"...(excluding the fact, that all particles exhibit wave like functions - ie a wavicle - besides, LEARN BASIC PHYSICS. Electrons exhibit particle behavior.....)

Posted by: KM at November 14, 2012 01:13 AM (8I6vf)

1014 It's like a "Yo mama so fat" astrophysicist rap off! Yo electron is so fat it sat on a nucleus and nucleus said, "Get diss proton offa me, you outta yo element!"

Posted by: Ja ja ja! at November 14, 2012 01:56 AM (JRU+g)

1015 5
My wife is chewing the ass off of one of her employees on a conference call. That is fun to listen to.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2012 07:13 PM

My husband loves to hear me chew out other people too. Have you noticed how kids are fascinated by other kids getting their asses handed to them? I am not sure what that is about psychological but I am sure both phenomena are connected. Maybe just the dam glad that's not me phenomena.

Posted by: Long Island at November 14, 2012 08:03 AM (hl8SI)

1016 My opinion: Eh.

It's all been done before. Sory.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 10:36 AM (YEG/L)

1017 >>>Have you noticed how kids are fascinated by other kids getting their asses handed to them? I am not sure what that is about psychological but I am sure both phenomena are connected. Maybe just the dam glad that's not me phenomena.
Posted by: Long Island

OMG. While the other is getting their ass chewed off, the other becomes the sweetest, most loving, most understanding 3 year old -evah! She even gives a little shrug and says: "kids, what are you going to do?"

Posted by: Walkers! at November 14, 2012 10:39 AM (YEG/L)

1018 Dang it, ace. I've been waiting all day to read this review - I finally take a break from working hard, click on the link, and BAM! London Boys.

I should have seen that coming, but I actually thought Skyfall would be the kind of movie you'd write up a big review for. That'll learn me good.

Posted by: OSUsux at November 14, 2012 02:11 PM (DFXmi)

1019 I finally saw it Wednesday night. Shit, this was the most depressing Bond film ever. No titties, no fun, no gadgets. Bardem is an Assange-like villain with a bunch of boring soliloquies. Craig didn't shave until his boss' secretary comes by his hotel room, and he still doesn't bang her. They did have some good banter at one point in the movie. Otherwise, no corny one liners. They destroy the Aston Martin and a Scottish castle. There's no gambling in the casino. The Bond girl who looks and acts like Eva Green is barely in the film. His real love interest is Judi Dench, a surrogate mother who dies in the end. So, there's some weird Oedipal shit going on with Bardem making it a threesome. He and Bond also flirt with one another and take turns shooting at the doomed Bond girl. WTF was going on here? Emo Bond and the villain are fighting over who gets to make out with mommy. The hero is old and busted and can't get it up. Fuck this. The only redeeming quality of this film was the cinematography. Sad trombone for the depressing Adele song and a title sequence much like Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 22, 2012 10:07 PM (i0vBR)






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