Saturday Afternoon Insta Story Free Association Word Jam

Here are the rules from the original Saturday Afternoon Experimental Insta-Story:

Anyone can add to the story. But you can only add three words at a time. Any meta comment or any other comment that is not part of the story must be set apart in square brackets. [Like this.]

Let's have this one be a mystery. In space. With phasers and big boobs. And a princess. A gold ring. A wolf. And a shrubbery. I'll start it off:

Once upon a...

Remember: Meta-talk [in brackets].

So, here we go: Once upon a . . .

Posted by: rdbrewer at 04:36 PM



Comments

1 time, in a...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:38 PM (piMMO)

2 time a stuttering

Posted by: Pastorius at November 10, 2012 04:38 PM (yhszT)

3 galaxy far away...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:38 PM (piMMO)

4 there lived a...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:38 PM (piMMO)

5 three heaving bosums

Posted by: Thunderb at November 10, 2012 04:38 PM (Dnbau)

6 a socialist asshole

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 10, 2012 04:39 PM (pxur/)

7 there was a

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 04:39 PM (fHUFz)

8 hot redheads...

Posted by: perdogg at November 10, 2012 04:39 PM (Ttf/I)

9 a strange and magical animal

Posted by: Yip at November 10, 2012 04:39 PM (Mrdk1)

10 who decreed that....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:39 PM (piMMO)

11 quivering with anticipation

Posted by: Thunderb at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (Dnbau)

12 was a princess...

Posted by: VikingonMaui at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (ojUk/)

13 midget with a

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (JWLqy)

14 a strange and magical animal

****

[that's five words!]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (piMMO)

15 This never works!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (mQFKF)

16 global thermonuclear war

Posted by: WOPR at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (TVtzh)

17 [this is already working as well as last time]

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (sC+qB)

18 [storylines withing storylines]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:40 PM (piMMO)

19 this animal had

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (JWLqy)

20 clusterfuck of a

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (ccXZP)

21 For all time

Posted by: Sobad at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (m0le6)

22 midget with a


****

mighty sword with...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (piMMO)

23 thread called a

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (Iyg03)

24 miserable headache and

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (JWLqy)

25 skittles were consumed as if they were potent pills of vitality

Posted by: Yip at November 10, 2012 04:41 PM (Mrdk1)

26 a nice shrubbery

Posted by: Non-conestant at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (toa9p)

27 set phasers to

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (ccXZP)

28 yeah, three words arent enough

need 6 or 7 for a good sentence fragment

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (8sCoq)

29 oops, didn't read rules

Posted by: Yip at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (Mrdk1)

30
skittles were consumed as if they were potent pills of vitality


*****

[cheater! that's 11 words!]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (piMMO)

31 Michelle's Fat Ass

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (mQFKF)

32 atomic powered nunchucks

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (BsGo+)

33 mighty sword with...

a peculiar smell

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (JWLqy)

34 When suddenly a!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (DoZD+)

35 smelled of bacon

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (BsGo+)

36 mighty sword with...



a peculiar smell

*****

It had been....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (piMMO)

37 now more flexibility

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (sC+qB)

38 [ I beclown myself ]

Posted by: Yip at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (Mrdk1)

39 wolf blitzer

Posted by: But I DON'T butter my hair at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (RsVYV)

40 [you can pretty much write any 3 or 4 words since the story jumps comments]


penis made of wood....

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (b+jI9)

41 impeachment. Impeachment! IMPEACHMENT!!!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (mQFKF)

42 spectacular and real

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (ccXZP)

43 When suddenly a!....

gap toothed gecko

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:43 PM (JWLqy)

44 obama got impeached

Posted by: thefritz at November 10, 2012 04:44 PM (pH+yu)

45 When suddenly a!....



gap toothed gecko


*****

Sold me insurance!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:44 PM (piMMO)

46 Sold me insurance!

and slapped me.....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:44 PM (JWLqy)

47 [my attention span is down to about three words right now]

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (ccXZP)

48 evil democrat demons

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (PHb2k)

49 Sold me insurance!


Volcano insurance, which...

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (b+jI9)

50
even a caveman

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (DoZD+)

51 one ugly kid

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (VMcEw)

52 miserable failure was

Posted by: Pastorius at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (yhszT)

53 [System Error: Yes or ok?]

Posted by: Your ORCA Team at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (FcR7P)

54 with a melon?

Posted by: Ricky the magic pixy at November 10, 2012 04:45 PM (TVtzh)

55 [set phasers to]

stun. The ninja

Posted by: Non-conestant at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (toa9p)

56 Woodchuck COULD chuck ...

Posted by: Sobad at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (m0le6)

57 As a result

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (VMcEw)

58 with a melon?

I reeled back

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (JWLqy)

59 Perfectly cromulent word

Posted by: West at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (M9Z1j)

60
with Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (PHb2k)

61 ok i'll play

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (8sCoq)

62 costarring Jeff Golblum

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (b+jI9)

63 tax on words

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (ccXZP)

64 like chubby girls

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:46 PM (VMcEw)

65 even a caveman

*****

knows basic math...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:47 PM (piMMO)

66 glistening throbbing engorged

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:47 PM (8sCoq)

67 who went balls-deep in...

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:47 PM (FcR7P)

68 revealed himself as

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:47 PM (mQFKF)

69 three ply shell

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:47 PM (8sCoq)

70 like chubby girls

but soon realized....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:47 PM (JWLqy)

71 glistening throbbing engorged


*****

[a separate storyline!]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:47 PM (piMMO)

72 and Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (sC+qB)

73
With four scandiboobs

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (PHb2k)

74 and, introducing Joe

Posted by: Non-conestant at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (toa9p)

75 bought a hybrid

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (DoZD+)

76 Pleistoce era fossil

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

77 who couldn't count

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (Iyg03)

78 it's got electrolytes

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

79

go to hell

in a handbasket

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna really.really bummed at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (9+ccr)

80 timestamps are for

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (FcR7P)

81 "MAN THE LIFEBOATS!"

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

82 who couldn't count


*****

the Republican votes....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (piMMO)

83 brought to life

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:48 PM (sC+qB)

84 sat eating skittles

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (VMcEw)

85 our halftime score,

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (8sCoq)

86 timestamps are for....

french maids in....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (JWLqy)

87 but what she really wanted was

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (FcR7P)

88 Valerie Jarrett in

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (jm/9g)

89
a three-pronged johnson

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (PHb2k)

90 twelve million fewer

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (8sCoq)

91 french maids in....


*****

stompy boots and...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (piMMO)

92 the SituationRoom

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (jm/9g)

93 choom bus king

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (VMcEw)

94 this tastes funny

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (8sCoq)

95 Dick Morris acumen

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 04:49 PM (1zsKV)

96 with a coathanger

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (jm/9g)

97 that spells M-O-O-N

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (ccXZP)

98 Red Leader, standing ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (sC+qB)

99 five star general

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (VMcEw)

100 "Oooh," she whispered

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (8sCoq)

101 Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (DoZD+)

102 stompy boots and..

kilts with a ......

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (JWLqy)

103 "I know, right?"

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (8sCoq)

104 five star general

*****


Just say 'No!'...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (piMMO)

105 That thing is

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (Iyg03)

106 three dollar whore

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (1zsKV)

107 boobs, big boobs

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (VMcEw)

108 stompy boots and..



kilts with a ......

****

black riding crop....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (piMMO)

109
Dick Morris semen

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:50 PM (PHb2k)

110 three days after

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (VMcEw)

111 in the butt

Posted by: Ivana Humpalot at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (mcWHD)

112 but if the pineapple will not fit, you must

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (FcR7P)

113 black riding crop....

suddenly a knock.....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (JWLqy)

114 As taxpayers yelled..

Posted by: community*stalwart at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (n35Vb)

115 wanted to impeach

Posted by: Barry's the beast at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (o6IIK)

116 [Jeez, we are soooo easy]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (piMMO)

117 Han shot first

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (ccXZP)

118 ooh that smell

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (8sCoq)

119 [nowhere near enough boobs in this story]

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (UTq/I)

120 her heaving bosom

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (UTq/I)

121 wandering the hinterlands

Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (bAGA/)

122 black riding crop....



suddenly a knock.....


*****

Tall, dark stranger

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (piMMO)

123 thats a forest

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (VMcEw)

124 "More nails, Ned."

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:51 PM (8sCoq)

125 While nursing glenlevit

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (1zsKV)

126 candygram for Mongo

Posted by: SMWIWTO at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (TVtzh)

127 Suddenly, boobs appeared.

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (8sCoq)

128
suddenly 43 boobs

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (PHb2k)

129 fuck me, obama!

Posted by: walkers! at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (YEG/L)

130 Tall, dark stranger

muscles rippling in....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (JWLqy)

131 [nowhere near enough boobs in this story]

Joe Biden stumbled

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (sC+qB)

132 "Crush your enemies."

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (8sCoq)

133 you call that

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:52 PM (VMcEw)

134 make it stop

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (8sCoq)

135 chimney he went

Posted by: Sobad at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (m0le6)

136 the dog eater

Posted by: Barky's butt at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (o6IIK)

137 Valerie Jarrett in.......

[quit trying to turn this into a horror story]

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (ccXZP)

138
Ace of Spades

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (PHb2k)

139 Oh my God

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (XuiJf)

140 raided the till

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (1zsKV)

141 let it burn

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (sC+qB)

142 needs more verbs

Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (bAGA/)

143 Im still reeling

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:53 PM (XuiJf)

144 More boobs arrived

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (8sCoq)

145 "It's a trap!"

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (8sCoq)

146
Reggie Love loved

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (PHb2k)

147 breathing became heavy

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (JWLqy)

148 Tall, dark stranger



muscles rippling in....


tight white tshirt

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (piMMO)

149 cant believe disgust

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (XuiJf)

150 when the green

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (Iyg03)

151 she put them

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (VMcEw)

152 a surfeit of boobs

Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2012 04:54 PM (bAGA/)

153 boobs bouncing everywhere

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (ccXZP)

154 just mix it

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (sC+qB)

155 tight white tshirt....

we began to....

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (JWLqy)

156 Petraeus and Broadwell

Posted by: Victoria at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (tV5ow)

157 need more alcohol

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (XuiJf)

158 [holy cow, this story sux...what's on tv?]

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (BeSEI)

159 on my shoulder

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (VMcEw)

160 with antifreeze and

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (sC+qB)

161 lifted the piano

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (8sCoq)

162
gross, broken glass

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (PHb2k)

163 "Yum," he said

Posted by: Burning empire at November 10, 2012 04:55 PM (o6IIK)

164 invigorated Sandra Fluke

Posted by: phreshone at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (MAhUT)

165 organic free-range boobs

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (ccXZP)

166 going to store

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (XuiJf)

167 [if continuing a line, copy the prior line of of text]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (piMMO)

168 free rubbers now

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (VMcEw)

169 under the desk

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (mQFKF)

170 be right back

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:56 PM (XuiJf)

171
Which reminds me

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (PHb2k)

172 going to store

with a dollar ninety-four

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (xKC/c)

173 "PUT DOWN THE—"

Posted by: Andrew S. at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (evPK/)

174 out of beer

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (VMcEw)

175 you want anything

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (XuiJf)

176 back arched slightly

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (8sCoq)

177 out of here

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (VMcEw)

178 getting sTevo beer

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (XuiJf)

179 tried to disengage

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 04:57 PM (Cnqmv)

180
Its a thibble

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (PHb2k)

181 Gimme three steps......

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (neKzn)

182 Have you ever...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (Cnqmv)

183 and then suddenly

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (BVkEs)

184 into re-education camps

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (Cnqmv)

185 an effective strategy

Posted by: West at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (M9Z1j)

186 Two lions humping

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:58 PM (0PiQ4)

187 Get your ass

Posted by: Quaid at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (TVtzh)

188 tips bartender generously

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (VMcEw)

189 [the] guys get shirts!

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (jm/9g)

190 tight white tshirt....

we began to....

search desperately for

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (JWLqy)

191 tight white tshirt....



we began to....


****

do the hokey-pokey

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (piMMO)

192 the telltale heart......

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (neKzn)

193 another drink, please

Posted by: Eat dog at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (o6IIK)

194 shaken, not stirred

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (sC+qB)

195 skynyrds in house

Posted by: poljunkie at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (XuiJf)

196 out of nowhere

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (VMcEw)

197
it was accubitus

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (PHb2k)

198 [holy shit, that actually fit]

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (sC+qB)

199 stopped the fracking

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (Cnqmv)

200 [this is going as well as the last time]

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (ccXZP)

201 Gimme free shit

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 04:59 PM (0PiQ4)

202 the telltale heart......

It seemed lost

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (JWLqy)

203 skynyrds in house


****

gimme three steps....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (piMMO)

204 More free shit

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (0PiQ4)

205 stop the madness

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (jm/9g)

206 And the sky....

is a hazy..........

shade of winter..........

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (neKzn)

207 Bond, James Bond...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (Cnqmv)

208 punched the camel

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (VMcEw)

209 Ate the pickle

Posted by: Dave S. at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (UvR6d)

210
when a zoppetto

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (PHb2k)

211 Drive them before

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (1Qpmy)

212 peasants ate cake

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (Cnqmv)

213 their women's lamentations!

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (1Qpmy)

214 cut the cheese

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (sC+qB)

215 Sex under desk

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (0PiQ4)

216 You should be

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (Cnqmv)

217 zipper nipped penis

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:01 PM (BAnPT)

218 thats an ophone

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (VMcEw)

219 Soothed by lips

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (BAnPT)

220 thread getting rank

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (piMMO)

221 meaning of "is"...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (Cnqmv)

222 embed all in...

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (neKzn)

223 said the chicken

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (DoZD+)

224 Lost my virginity

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (0PiQ4)

225 Jim Messina's hands...

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (b+jI9)

226 the general exclaimed

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:02 PM (BAnPT)

227 Guys get shirts



the women, don't

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (1Qpmy)

228 orgy on Endor

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (ccXZP)

229
Ambassador's stevens family protected Obama also. The MSM could not avoided his family demanding answers,
the Manchurian candidate protected all factions. Even Traitor Gen. Betrayus

Posted by: Jack J at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (neP+W)

230 sizzled enough for

Posted by: Bone at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (o6IIK)

231 golden ringed wolves

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (Cnqmv)

232 then she said

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (VMcEw)

233 "I hate you!"

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (0PiQ4)

234
fiddle-faddle, flim-flam, and flapdoodle,

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (PHb2k)

235 all over my

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (Iyg03)

236 dripping, yawning mess

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (BAnPT)

237 howled behind shrubbery

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (Cnqmv)

238 rented ladies' bike

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (sC+qB)

239 nice blue dress

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:03 PM (VMcEw)

240 Off with their heads!

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (0PiQ4)

241 Betty Davis eyes....

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (b+jI9)

242 ... a special guy

Posted by: Fox2! at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (1Qpmy)

243 tube of Brylcreem

Posted by: KMM (CT) at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (rvA5M)

244 What a bitch

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (0PiQ4)

245 your wifes not

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (VMcEw)

246 Wicket came squealing

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (BAnPT)

247 mom jeans wearing......

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (neKzn)

248 is still barrel-ized?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:04 PM (mkb9H)

249
fifteen floozies with feathered

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (PHb2k)

250 only real small

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (VMcEw)

251 of a hotdish

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (1k4dd)

252 Leia sighed contentedly

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (BAnPT)

253 racked the slide

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (Cnqmv)

254 wrote "Dear Penthouse"

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (ccXZP)

255 Grab a broom

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (neKzn)

256 handy cum rag

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (BAnPT)

257 dangerously pointy elbows

Posted by: neener at November 10, 2012 05:05 PM (MXe8V)

258 Beam me up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (Cnqmv)

259 fancy new vagina.....

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (b+jI9)

260 Another round of

Posted by: Stone at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (o6IIK)

261
And suddenly realized

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (PHb2k)

262 off time out

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (mkb9H)

263 Crank some Zeppelin

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (0PiQ4)

264 smelled like fish

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (BAnPT)

265 "Two Sheds" Jackson

Posted by: LexisTexas at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (Cn396)

266 Network Football, funds MSM Newrooms

Posted by: Jack J at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (neP+W)

267 tasted like ass

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:06 PM (BAnPT)

268 a stupid post...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (sRus3)

269 in a cooler

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (1k4dd)

270
Its all over

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (PHb2k)

271 Do me now

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (0PiQ4)

272 THEN IT DIED

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (NJEvi)

273 the entire fleet

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (sC+qB)

274
like he said

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (AW9md)

275 there was shrinkage!

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (sRus3)

276 smart golf shoes

Posted by: Dr. Pookie at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (o6IIK)

277 evidence was suppressed

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (Cnqmv)

278 Luke recoiled savagely

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:07 PM (BAnPT)

279 She's my sister!

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (BAnPT)

280
people were paid-off

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (PHb2k)

281 Drinks his piss

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (0PiQ4)

282 Kirk stroked Spock...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (sRus3)

283
panties were wadded

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (AW9md)

284 really, space gonorrhea?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (NJEvi)

285 fire the whammy

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (mkb9H)

286 That's my wife

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (Cnqmv)

287 across sore buttocks

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (I88Jc)

288 it was vomit

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (BAnPT)

289 from a jelly-jar

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (1k4dd)

290
plans were made

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:08 PM (PHb2k)

291 just like the

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (Vk6ZI)

292 I got mine

Posted by: Mooch at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (o6IIK)

293 IT'S A TRAP.

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (jucos)

294 penis made of chocolate......

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (b+jI9)

295 Hoover never dreamt

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (Cnqmv)

296 Spock's ears quivered

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (BAnPT)

297 made the sandwiches

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (mkb9H)

298 Barky's man Love

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (mQFKF)

299 Fled the country

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (0PiQ4)

300 of such corruption

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (Cnqmv)

301 sure they're real!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (NJEvi)

302
contents may be hot

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (AW9md)

303
Suddenly Ohuru blamed

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (PHb2k)

304 Obama fucking cheated

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:09 PM (BAnPT)

305 and doom forever

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (Vk6ZI)

306 blackmail usually works

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (Cnqmv)

307 I AM ELECTABLE

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (jucos)

308 sharp elbows smashed

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (rzTDZ)

309 Uhura flashed Sulu...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (sRus3)

310 entitlement bonanza

Posted by: Lunar at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (o6IIK)

311 a malevolent retard

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (X3lox)

312 Did not inhale

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (Cnqmv)

313
right thru his

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (PHb2k)

314 seizing the controls

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (I88Jc)

315 Valu-Rite Cocktail please

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (mkb9H)

316 "...not infected, but..."

Posted by: Andrew S. at November 10, 2012 05:10 PM (evPK/)

317 who, who, who

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (VMcEw)

318 Took some Viagra

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (0PiQ4)

319 Scotty reached around...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (sRus3)

320
kill this thread

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (AW9md)

321 Still dripping smegma

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (BAnPT)

322 nothing to see

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (Cnqmv)

323 she never saw

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (NzBQO)

324
seriously, it hurt

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (PHb2k)

325 dog eating savage

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (X3lox)

326 Want fake boobs

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (0PiQ4)

327 global warming caused

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (mQFKF)

328 veered severely leftward

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (Cnqmv)

329 in your mouth

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (BAnPT)

330 Oh dear Lord

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (NzBQO)

331 it's full of ...a-holes

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:11 PM (zxaA2)

332 nuking from orbit...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (sRus3)

333 I won, again

Posted by: Islamic dog at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (o6IIK)

334 [Is this how the koran was written?]

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (X3lox)

335 more lube Reggie

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (Cnqmv)

336 the wookie died

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (Vk6ZI)

337 under the throbbing

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (I88Jc)

338 squeaking flatulence cloud

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (BAnPT)

339
yes please, Captain

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (PHb2k)

340 more free money

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (mQFKF)

341 Let in mexicans

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (0PiQ4)

342 Wait! Not now!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:12 PM (NzBQO)

343 not my problem

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (zxaA2)

344 to the right

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (VMcEw)

345 Sulu dropped shields...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (sRus3)

346 pounding of the

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (Cnqmv)

347 Intergalactic Space Whore

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (TIIx5)

348 suit me up

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (sC+qB)

349 Me? I voted!

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (mkb9H)

350 More Mexicans please

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (0PiQ4)

351 meat loaf again

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (VMcEw)

352
Warp drive factor

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (PHb2k)

353 bound by desire

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (I88Jc)

354 more entitlements mofo

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:13 PM (Cnqmv)

355 damn fucking chicken

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (VMcEw)

356 In your faaaace!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (NzBQO)

357 Mudd sold Volts...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (sRus3)

358 Blame George Bush

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (mkb9H)

359 Gimme gimme gimme

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (0PiQ4)

360
dot com bust

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (PHb2k)

361 about your mouth...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (sRus3)

362 [wow, that worked out well, Hrothgar]

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (TIIx5)

363 I'll respect you...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (Cnqmv)

364 surely expulsion is

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (VMcEw)

365 the housing bubble

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (Vk6ZI)

366 when Mooch said:

Posted by: Moon Barrys at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (o6IIK)

367 mortgages got paid...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:14 PM (sRus3)

368 what voter fraud?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (mkb9H)

369 not the answer

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (VMcEw)

370 with her here

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (NzBQO)

371 scantily-clad android

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (sC+qB)

372 tickled by plush

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (I88Jc)

373 natural conservative constituents!!!

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (zxaA2)

374 Obama torturing kittens

Posted by: Pavel at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (WX9Lk)

375 O-phone bills come

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (VMcEw)

376
I am LOLing

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (PHb2k)

377 iceberg, full-speed!

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (FcR7P)

378 Patraeus got hummed...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (sRus3)

379 Government Motors designed

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (mQFKF)

380 Rich, white, Republicans

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:15 PM (mkb9H)

381 use Chloroform liberally

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (Cnqmv)

382 apes eating figs

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (UiwSv)

383 puts the lotion

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (sC+qB)

384 Ace's Prometheus review

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (fAVBA)

385 that boy needs

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (VMcEw)

386 All In good

Posted by: praecisio at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (SVZfy)

387 Somali butt pirates

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (mkb9H)

388 To the moon!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (NzBQO)

389 strapped to roof

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (Cnqmv)

390 time

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (Vk6ZI)

391 Decker went FOOM!....

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (sRus3)

392 atop galloping ponies

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:16 PM (I88Jc)

393
Other than that

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (PHb2k)

394 needs more lions

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (r2PLg)

395 due for some

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (FcR7P)

396 eggs over easy

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (VMcEw)

397 what birth certificate?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (mkb9H)

398 Welcome new Overlords

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (jucos)

399
caissons keep rolling

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (AW9md)

400 Phasers fired repeatedly

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (Cnqmv)

401 a-fapping we will

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (FcR7P)

402 Black helicopters circling

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (0PiQ4)

403 regarde le menu

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (sC+qB)

404 Hillary and Huma

Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2012 05:17 PM (jm/9g)

405 What happens if

Posted by: Slower than Joe at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (o6IIK)

406 it take off

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (VMcEw)

407 you'll never know

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (NzBQO)

408 Axelrod-Obama Trilogy

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (r2PLg)

409 ...cheap ass thread...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (piMMO)

410 need more beer

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (Cnqmv)

411 ...oooh, I hate that.

Posted by: Billy Crystal at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (bJbMX)

412 Einstein's theory of....

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (b+jI9)

413 on another planet

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (mQFKF)

414 lots more beer

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (Cnqmv)

415 Barry's impeached

Posted by: Slower than Joe at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (o6IIK)

416 Luke got cocky...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (sRus3)

417
marvelous methane miscreant

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (PHb2k)

418 Mars or bust!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (NzBQO)

419 starlight obscuring her

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (I88Jc)

420 drops of pudding

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (r2PLg)

421 the old boss

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (VMcEw)

422 [yeah, now too bored to even read the comments]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (piMMO)

423 Valu-Rite running low

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 05:18 PM (Cnqmv)

424 *squirt*, and then

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (FcR7P)

425 Han got pissed...

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (Uht19)

426 Shaken. Not. Stirred.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (mkb9H)

427 Crossed the Rubicon

Posted by: TinCan at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (pTUgQ)

428 do you feel

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (VMcEw)

429

..diddled my biographer..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (lDWQr)

430 jelly-filled pressure suits

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (rzTDZ)

431 LET IT BURN

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (BHM5V)

432 Jar Jar Binx

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (DoZD+)

433 Sherman in my

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (VMcEw)

434 The ultracrepidarian was

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (QzdcC)

435 never in doubt

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (NzBQO)

436 Stole the election.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (Uht19)

437 desk sex

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (r2PLg)

438 walking the dog

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (mkb9H)

439 It's raining men

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:19 PM (0PiQ4)

440
damn trekkie geeks

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (AW9md)

441 Spock splooged Chapel

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (sRus3)

442 general smegmability

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (zxaA2)

443
..screwed the pooch

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (lDWQr)

444 Hello, Washington?

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (FcR7P)

445 Harry Reid sodomized

Posted by: samsom at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (kKO1Y)

446 little black dress

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (VMcEw)

447 4 term President

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (mkb9H)

448
..humped my hand

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (lDWQr)

449 Most electable candidate.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (Uht19)

450
favorite funk hole

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (PHb2k)

451 wookies man wept

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (VMcEw)

452 Hooters buffalo wings

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (0PiQ4)

453
tall buxom midgets

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (0vN24)

454
..licked Paula's cooch

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:20 PM (lDWQr)

455 have more flexibility

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (zxaA2)

456 wrong exit strategy

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (r2PLg)

457 Spooky circled uselessly

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (sC+qB)

458 covered in peanut-butter.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (Uht19)

459 greg blew all

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (BHM5V)

460 O'Neil tapped Teal'c...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (sRus3)

461 starman sucked hard

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (I88Jc)

462 put it there

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (NzBQO)

463 wolf bit princess

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (mQFKF)

464
Make my day..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (lDWQr)

465 a parallel universe

Posted by: Valerie's lover at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (o6IIK)

466 whatsa flux capacitor?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (DoZD+)

467
then she exclaimed

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (PHb2k)

468 damn dirty apes!!

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:21 PM (zxaA2)

469 then the cheesewhiz

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (BHM5V)

470
bond, gay bond

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (AW9md)

471
..sucked Wookie's dick

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (lDWQr)

472 My hot rod

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (0PiQ4)

473 Jessssusssss, wipe your

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (VMcEw)

474 Billy Ray Cyrus

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (Uht19)

475 Barry took a

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (FcR7P)

476 Harry met Tommy...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (sRus3)

477 where yo dollah at?

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (zxaA2)

478 a flaming skull

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (BHM5V)

479 out the cockpit

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (I88Jc)

480 achy, breaky heart

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (sC+qB)

481 with rectum sauce

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (LQJlu)

482
Stop drop and roll..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (lDWQr)

483
on top of

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (PHb2k)

484 lowest common dominitrix

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (VMcEw)

485 of we go

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (NzBQO)

486 hell you say

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:22 PM (zxaA2)

487 Thar she blows

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (r2PLg)

488 I am a leaf

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (Uht19)

489
Large jumbo shrimp..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (lDWQr)

490 on the wind

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (Uht19)

491 3 of 4 dentists

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (fAVBA)

492 Checkmate, I think...

Posted by: Bishop to King 7 at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (TVtzh)

493 Obama inhaled deeply ...

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (QzdcC)

494 Tucker did it!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (DoZD+)

495
tommy was sally

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (AW9md)

496 mice and men

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (zxaA2)

497 not the face!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (GEICT)

498 and warts galore

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (LQJlu)

499
fill that cavity

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (PHb2k)

500 Sgt. York is reading my thoughts!

Meow meow meow meow

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (sC+qB)

501 Sandra Fluke fucked...

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (BHM5V)

502 Desecrated the remains.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (Uht19)

503
smoked a doob..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (lDWQr)

504 as Biden dialated.

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (QzdcC)

505 were enjoyed by all

Posted by: Radar at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (Z64pB)

506 the other whitemeat

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:23 PM (r2PLg)

507 fries with that

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (VMcEw)

508 I can't believe

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (NzBQO)

509 Et tu Petraeus?

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (YxaXw)

510 koo koo ka jew

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (zxaA2)

511 "rules," she panted

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (I88Jc)

512 Tora, Tora, Tora!

Posted by: dri at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (dHKAh)

513 Shep Smith gobbled...

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (BHM5V)

514 knelt before me

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (53riN)

515 on your back

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (LQJlu)

516 bacon was cheap...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (sRus3)

517
some of the

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (PHb2k)

518 Aim to misbehave

[rawr]

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (Uht19)

519 Et tu Petraeus?


*****

resigns in defiance

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (piMMO)

520 advances, some miraculous

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (sC+qB)

521 paul told ringo

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (zxaA2)

522 Her love pudding

Posted by: dri at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (dHKAh)

523 Like lemmings over

Posted by: Lemmie vote at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (o6IIK)

524 a fish sammich

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:24 PM (VMcEw)

525 meanwhile, licking slowly, ...

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (mQFKF)

526
Sandra Fluke fucked
all the king's men

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (0vN24)

527 starship named Jefferson

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (fAVBA)

528 The safe word is

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (0PiQ4)

529 Iam the walrus

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (r2PLg)

530 in yellow snow

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (LQJlu)

531 ...looked on helplessly

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (BHM5V)

532 So many wards voted 99% + Eleventy for Obama. Glad to know that voter fraud doesnt exist in this country.

People, the election was stolen, and nobody has the guts to call them on it.

They got away with murder in benghazi and during the election.

Oh well....burn in hell incoming.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (ovpNn)

533 You're all ours!!!!!!32111111

Posted by: Barack and Michelle at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (YxaXw)

534 without us? never!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (NzBQO)

535
something to behold.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (PHb2k)

536 You have teleportesis!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (DoZD+)

537

... ... ...

Posted by: the blank page at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (LpQbZ)

538 little pinky toe

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (VMcEw)

539 grenades would help

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (Uht19)

540 into sixth gear

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (sC+qB)

541 newly bleached asshole

Posted by: echo Meh! at November 10, 2012 05:25 PM (BHM5V)

542 All your base

Posted by: Berserker at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (FMbng)

543 named Deep Throat

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (r2PLg)

544 Pale, like shrimp

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (L7hol)

545 orange jump suit

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (VMcEw)

546 Awakening, she said...

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (zrpqj)

547 Out came the knives

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (0PiQ4)

548 532 sucks ass

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (Uht19)

549 Jersey boy hugs

Posted by: Quagmire at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (o6IIK)

550 burst out weeping

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (I88Jc)

551 can't be true

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (NzBQO)

552
the annual Chrismukkah

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (PHb2k)

553 Kill the Reds!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (DoZD+)

554 post made of fail...

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (b+jI9)

555
parking in rear

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (AW9md)

556 a doll's eyes

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:26 PM (sC+qB)

557
...throbbing pink clit

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (lDWQr)

558 on a mission

Posted by: the chicken at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (LQJlu)

559 and atomic bombs

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (VMcEw)

560

#@&!

)~$!

*^^!

Posted by: writer's block at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (LpQbZ)

561 Moochella "pegs" Barry...

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (QzdcC)

562 suck it monkey boy...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (zxaA2)

563 Kiss us Barack!

Posted by: Single white females at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (YxaXw)

564 screw my biographer

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (Uht19)

565 hole in Biden's

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (r2PLg)

566 ...and Lawrence Taylor

Posted by: Artie Lange at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (BHM5V)

567 nuke the bumble

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (VMcEw)

568 in delicious suprise

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (Vk6ZI)

569 dogs and cats

Posted by: Alternative universe at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (o6IIK)

570 The Fat Man

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:27 PM (r2PLg)

571 ... Memories of Rahm.

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (QzdcC)

572 Farts in mouth

Posted by: Perez Hilton at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (/YJYi)

573 No, I'll drive...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (zxaA2)

574 Watch me soar!

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (Uht19)

575 Hands behind your back

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (0PiQ4)

576 Barry also ate

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (YxaXw)

577 chick flick, then

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (VMcEw)

578
JJ's sore squeakhole...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (lDWQr)

579
the feisty feline

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (PHb2k)

580 Editor, please help!

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (zrpqj)

581
Time to go.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (DoZD+)

582 DWS spanked it

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (0vN24)

583 Darmok and Jalad

Posted by: Berserker at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (FMbng)

584 Before he stuck

Posted by: Reggie Full Of Love at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (/YJYi)

585 with jelly donuts

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (r2PLg)

586
real kungfoo grip

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (AW9md)

587 like floppy beacon

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (VMcEw)

588 he whispered that

Posted by: Love me some at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (o6IIK)

589 man you suck

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (zxaA2)

590 [these threads suck]

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (bJbMX)

591
Princess Liz Warren...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (lDWQr)

592 let's do this

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (NzBQO)

593 Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds.

Posted by: Sgt. York at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (Uht19)

594 along came Sandy

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (r2PLg)

595
Barry also ate
myneighbor's dog

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (0vN24)

596 Like Gangnam style

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (L7hol)

597 farted loudly and...

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (VLG62)

598 She goes down

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (0PiQ4)

599
loved Little WhiteDove

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (PHb2k)

600 some settlement may occur...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (zxaA2)

601 hugs fat boy

Posted by: Jug ears at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (o6IIK)

602
now exhale slowly

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (AW9md)

603 Batteries not included

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (BHM5V)

604
Ho hoppin' night...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (lDWQr)

605 stop using tracer

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (sC+qB)

606 peed all over.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (VLG62)

607

Alabama going down.

Posted by: big horn at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (LpQbZ)

608
She goes down
and recovers the

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 05:30 PM (0vN24)

609 in your stool...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (zxaA2)

610 Democrat fund raiser

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (r2PLg)

611 Without a doubt,

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (VLG62)

612 Sloppy seconds--Biden

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (QzdcC)

613
unconstitutional executive order

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (BHM5V)

614 [these threads suck]


****


[cheap, cheap, cheap]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (piMMO)

615 Heaving and gasping

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (JcN7j)

616 Kung fu panda

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (0PiQ4)

617 In the ear?

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (VLG62)

618
Orca Winfrey's dick...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (lDWQr)

619 useless fucking media

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (BHM5V)

620 wait for it

Posted by: purple lips at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (o6IIK)

621 Ask your doctor...about

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (zxaA2)

622 Issa's aide winked

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:31 PM (sC+qB)

623 Joe licked my

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (/YJYi)

624 She goes down
and recovers the
20 lb dumbell

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (YxaXw)

625 pulled the handle.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (VLG62)

626 Skittle shitting unicorn

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (kqqGm)

627
Hot Chevrolet Volt...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (lDWQr)

628 Did body shots

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (0PiQ4)

629 Cotton Candy Farts

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (L7hol)

630 Change that diaper!

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (VLG62)

631 giggle 'till dawn

Posted by: Dr. Biden at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (o6IIK)

632 Chris Matthew's monkey

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (r2PLg)

633
wash hands before

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:32 PM (AW9md)

634
Choked my chicken...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (lDWQr)

635 viagra in your

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (zxaA2)

636 She goes down
and recovers the
20 lb dumbell
and jams it

Posted by: FL-Chick at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (0vN24)

637 Only in Philly.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (VLG62)

638 Then jello shots

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (0PiQ4)

639 The economy plunged

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (JcN7j)

640 Rape the bureaucracy...

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (QzdcC)

641 Then shot up

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (0PiQ4)

642
Fuck the IRS...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:33 PM (lDWQr)

643 blew to pieces.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (VLG62)

644 breakfast of champion, and ass clowns

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (zxaA2)

645 a soft landing

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (sC+qB)

646 Grabbed my Glock

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (0PiQ4)

647 No fuck me!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (/YJYi)

648 Worse than Carter

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (iJTDW)

649 Paula's rabbit died

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (r2PLg)

650 Bammy, Biden, Jarrett

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (VLG62)

651 another yeast infection

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (BHM5V)

652 math is hard

Posted by: Economic ballyhoo at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (o6IIK)

653
301 sure they're real!!

************************
my pleasure cascades.

Posted by: Verity Kindle at November 10, 2012 05:34 PM (PuNoh)

654 brackets my ass

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:35 PM (zxaA2)

655

Bronco Bamma lies...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:35 PM (lDWQr)

656 shoved the corpse

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:35 PM (VLG62)

657 the Rhodesian bush

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:35 PM (sC+qB)

658 ChemJeff's ice-skating incident?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:35 PM (mkb9H)

659 .....fries with that?

Posted by: Psychology major at November 10, 2012 05:36 PM (ccXZP)

660 HarryReid, the pederast,

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:36 PM (QzdcC)

661 go for the field goal, biotch

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:36 PM (zxaA2)

662 Barry loves us

Posted by: Economic ballyhoo at November 10, 2012 05:36 PM (o6IIK)

663 Ground-up lips and assholes

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:36 PM (VLG62)

664
Just trust me..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:36 PM (lDWQr)

665
also none as

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:36 PM (AW9md)

666 pump you up

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (r2PLg)

667 George Zimmerman acquitted

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (0PiQ4)

668 over the blue

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (Iyg03)

669 It's hardly ideal.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (VLG62)

670
I won't cum...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (lDWQr)

671 hoarded tampons

Posted by: Ashley on Twitter at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (vbh31)

672 not like this

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (r2PLg)

673
I heart you...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (lDWQr)

674 the greatest EVAH

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (j7iSn)

675
i grow weary

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (AW9md)

676 herding the cats

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (Vk6ZI)

677 candy ass says what?

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (zxaA2)

678 Mom said no!

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (VLG62)

679 This freakin' guy

Jug earred frick

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (mkb9H)

680 murder, death, kill

Posted by: Demolition Man at November 10, 2012 05:37 PM (BHM5V)

681 he's dead, Jim

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (j7iSn)

682 Ace's ewok costume

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (r2PLg)

683 lay the smack down...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (zxaA2)

684
Hot to trot!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (lDWQr)

685 Joooos blamed again

Posted by: dri at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (dHKAh)

686
happy fucking trails

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (AW9md)

687 pants fell off

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (VLG62)

688 She's a lesbian!!!

Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (YMqWj)

689 on your candy ass...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (zxaA2)

690
McMuffin with fries...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:38 PM (lDWQr)

691 box of rocks

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (vbh31)

692 knees around ears

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (VLG62)

693 bag of hammers

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (vbh31)

694
Pull my finger..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (lDWQr)

695 red stiletto heels

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (VLG62)

696 Big fat meanie

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (YMqWj)

697 the biggest pantload

Posted by: Poopy caca at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (o6IIK)

698 Check the transcript Candy

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (0PiQ4)

699
Suck my schlong...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:39 PM (lDWQr)

700 drink, drank, drunk.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (mQFKF)

701 Meringued banana pudding

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (mkb9H)

702 passed out cold.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (VLG62)

703 checkers, not chess

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (sC+qB)

704 stupid Palin cunt!

Posted by: Liberal Who Just Can't Wait To Vote Republican! at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (9SwFX)

705 pneumatic honey trap

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (0yCoM)

706 box of rocks and bag of hammers

Posted by: The American Electorate at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (vbh31)

707
Hot bangin' chick...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (lDWQr)

708 from Harvard darling

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (r2PLg)

709 He said terror

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (BAnPT)

710 wuby wed wips

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (j7iSn)

711 Pass the joint

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (0PiQ4)

712 just fell out.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (VLG62)

713
not sponge worthy

Posted by: Elaine at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (BHM5V)

714
carpet is worn

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (AW9md)

715 joe crapped himself

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:40 PM (zxaA2)

716 Ace and AllahPundit

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:41 PM (r2PLg)

717 not our kind

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:41 PM (mkb9H)

718
Take it easy!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:41 PM (lDWQr)

719 Biden, Joe Biden

Posted by: Psychology major at November 10, 2012 05:41 PM (ccXZP)

720 that's racist talk

Posted by: PC at November 10, 2012 05:41 PM (o6IIK)

721 Hey, it's not

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:41 PM (VLG62)

722
Vote for life!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:41 PM (lDWQr)

723 Joe Biden said...

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:41 PM (mQFKF)

724 Blood bursts blissfully...

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (QzdcC)

725 I'm with stupid

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (mkb9H)

726 tampons for sale

Posted by: Kaylee on Twitter at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (vbh31)

727 Sittin' in a tree

Posted by: C'mon now at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (o6IIK)

728 turkey and headphones

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (VLG62)

729 Hold your water!

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (BAnPT)

730 Oh, it tingles!

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (AD6Iz)

731
Betty White's taco...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (lDWQr)

732 harsh the mellow

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (mkb9H)

733 use the bayonet

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (0yCoM)

734 Peggy Noonan said

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (r2PLg)

735 sixteen ounce soda

Posted by: Nanny Doomberg at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (BHM5V)

736 Tampons by mail.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:42 PM (BAnPT)

737 Jay-Z and Beyonce

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (0PiQ4)

738 Machines for sale

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (VLG62)

739 Honey Boo Boo

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (mkb9H)

740 Orca vs Oprahization.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (YMqWj)

741 [I thought these worked well together]

31 Michelle's Fat Ass
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (mQFKF)

32 atomic powered nunchucks
Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (BsGo+)

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, tablet edition at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (eQnzo)

742 Black market tampons

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (r2PLg)

743 Where's the trolls?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (ccXZP)

744 Bumbling buffoon bounces

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (QzdcC)

745 In my pants.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (AD6Iz)

746 SlowJoe and Barky

Posted by: The Two of us at November 10, 2012 05:43 PM (o6IIK)

747 Mail order brides

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (BAnPT)

748 Party alla time

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (VLG62)

749 She goes down
and recovers the
20 lb dumbell
and jams it
Back in Reggie's

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (YxaXw)

750 Karl Rove sucks

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (mkb9H)

751 happy whore, geraldo,

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (QzdcC)

752
Dole, McCain, Romney...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (lDWQr)

753 shock the monkey

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (0PiQ4)

754 In Las Vegas?

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (VLG62)

755 Rove cooked goose

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (BAnPT)

756 Fair and Balanced

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (mkb9H)

757 Luuuuuuucy! I'm home!

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at November 10, 2012 05:44 PM (HjPtV)

758 my koi died

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (r2PLg)

759 Dole, McCain, Romney

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (BAnPT)

760
M F'n M

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (lDWQr)

761 doesn't go there

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (VLG62)

762 [this would work better if posters were required to contribute three sentences, not three words. It might be even funnier if they had to pick up the nearest book within reach to get those three sentences.]

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (JcN7j)

763 in their dalliances

Posted by: They want you at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (o6IIK)

764 Nate Silver. Right?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (mkb9H)

765 Dole, McCain, Romney

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (BAnPT)

766 even if paid.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (VLG62)

767 my free healthcare

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (ccXZP)

768 While Kid Rock played

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:45 PM (0PiQ4)

769 release the Kraken

Posted by: Zeus at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (BHM5V)

770 sweaty donkey balls

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (VLG62)

771 Biden confused cockring

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (QzdcC)

772
Al Gork's balls...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (lDWQr)

773 See a pattern?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (BAnPT)

774 goose is cooked

Posted by: Dinner at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (o6IIK)

775 thin chocolate coating

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (VLG62)

776 E Pluribus Unam

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (mkb9H)

777 sandy burger's socks

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (r2PLg)

778 Bill Clinton's cigar

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (j7iSn)

779 following the lemmings

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:46 PM (Vk6ZI)

780 Moochelle's fat ass

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (mQFKF)

781 with your dick

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (BHM5V)

782 my duck quacks

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (AD6Iz)

783
Phony Global Baloney....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (lDWQr)

784 on his toenails

Posted by: Cackfinger at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (CCHli)

785 and blueberry filling

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (VLG62)

786 Inflate your tires

Posted by: foobert at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (YFAMg)

787 feets on ground

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (mkb9H)

788 Autoerotic asphyxiation...

**********

Was preferable too..

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (8EKcT)

789 and a smile.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (VLG62)

790 Anthony Weiner's endowment

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (r2PLg)

791
Monica Lewinsky's tongue...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:47 PM (lDWQr)

792 in the weeds

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (mkb9H)

793 yo, that's wack...

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (zxaA2)

794 burns my ass

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (AD6Iz)

795 Tickle me

Posted by: Federal feelings at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (o6IIK)

796
Bill Clinton's humidor...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (lDWQr)

797 Jesse Jr's Ninja

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (r2PLg)

798 amnesty for Messicans?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (mkb9H)

799 steals government cheese

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (AD6Iz)

800 Gets stains out

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (BAnPT)

801 jobs jobs jobs

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (0PiQ4)

802
Peggy Noonan's honesty...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (lDWQr)

803 change the rules

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:48 PM (BHM5V)

804 Lewinsky weiner yuk

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (Vk6ZI)

805 Guam tipped over

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (r2PLg)

806 penis, vagina, anus,

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (K7MxO)

807 early and often

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (BHM5V)

808 Lord of Algorithms

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (mkb9H)

809 going to shoot

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (VMcEw)

810 a maid screamed

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (sC+qB)

811
Andrea Olive Tarantula...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (lDWQr)

812 Jack Traficant's toupee

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (r2PLg)

813 pool at the

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (VMcEw)

814 your point is?

Posted by: sandman is now 9.5 at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (zxaA2)

815 Gastropod Chris Christie

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 05:49 PM (YMqWj)

816 pigs with lipstick

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (mkb9H)

817 watering hole up

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (VMcEw)

818
Martha McCallum's gams...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (lDWQr)

819 out the wazoo

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (0PiQ4)

820 Obama gay pr0n

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (BHM5V)

821 25 to life

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (j7iSn)

822 on the teleprompter

Posted by: Federal feelings at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (o6IIK)

823 Bleeding from rectum

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (K7MxO)

824 Valu-Rite Vodka

Posted by: Bildo at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (eToum)

825 Life without freedom....

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 05:50 PM (8EKcT)

826 [in]

Rep. Jefferson's refrigerator

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (r2PLg)

827 yonder, how about

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (VMcEw)

828
ABC!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (lDWQr)

829 needs new thread

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (mkb9H)

830 I won.

Posted by: by any means necessary at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (6kQsX)

831 Rammed my big

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (K7MxO)

832 or more cowbell

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (mkb9H)

833
Paris Hilton's vag...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (lDWQr)

834 me the money

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (VMcEw)

835 not my style.

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (VLG62)

836 Marion Barry's bong

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (r2PLg)

837 me your beads

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:51 PM (VMcEw)

838 a midnight dreary

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (SP4jC)

839 can I haz

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (Vk6ZI)

840 Rahm dropped trou

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (K7MxO)

841 Barry's got this

Posted by: Choom at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (o6IIK)

842 plush and fluffy

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (mkb9H)

843 playmate of the month

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (0PiQ4)

844 last call for

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (VMcEw)

845
my balls itch

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (BHM5V)

846 I ate it

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (K7MxO)

847 I am out

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (VMcEw)

848 bulls on parade

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:52 PM (mkb9H)

849 you're rich enough

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (j7iSn)

850 a social life

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (VMcEw)

851 Why Ohio. Why?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (mkb9H)

852
Aunt Freebie Zeutini..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (lDWQr)

853 my balls itch

[because you put them in]

the plastic Turlkey

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (r2PLg)

854 reboot universe

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (SP4jC)

855 Crush kill destroy

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (K7MxO)

856 New Black Panther

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (mkb9H)

857 why won't you

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:53 PM (VMcEw)

858 More. Cow. Bell.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (mkb9H)

859 did you baste...

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (r2PLg)

860 she was iceback

Posted by: robtr at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (rTgOf)

861
Professional liberal bullshitter...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (lDWQr)

862 Dr Ruth says

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (VMcEw)

863 while still turgid

Posted by: CMU VET at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (dPSpR)

864 shock jock

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (SP4jC)

865 zucchini are OK

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (VMcEw)

866 the plastic *Turkey*

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (r2PLg)

867 starve the beast

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:54 PM (BHM5V)

868
No fat chicks!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (lDWQr)

869 Wet dream

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (8EKcT)

870 just do it

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (VMcEw)

871
Save the Pussy!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (lDWQr)

872 inna gadda davida

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (rzTDZ)

873 she spread her

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (K7MxO)

874 space troll between

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (VMcEw)

875 Thom Jefferson said

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (mkb9H)

876 five narwhals were ...

Posted by: Sobad at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (m0le6)

877
fucking that chicken

Posted by: echo $MEH at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (BHM5V)

878 while running with

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:55 PM (r2PLg)

879 [Can we get a new thread?]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 05:56 PM (uvzjj)

880 the wrong trousers

Posted by: Obama lied, Americans died at November 10, 2012 05:56 PM (CTIW2)

881 Blow'bama

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 05:56 PM (8EKcT)

882 He's dead Jim.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 05:56 PM (6JMZR)

883 it tasted like

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:56 PM (r2PLg)

884 really, ba bye

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 05:56 PM (VMcEw)

885 ColOnel Mustard with

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:56 PM (K7MxO)

886 Happy Birthday Marines

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:56 PM (mkb9H)

887 [no, you'll have this thread, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT]

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 05:57 PM (Iyg03)

888 old tuna fish

Posted by: CMU VET at November 10, 2012 05:57 PM (dPSpR)

889 [she said]

It's too LONG!!!

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 05:57 PM (r2PLg)

890 Where's the overnight?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:57 PM (mkb9H)

891 Kimberly and Megyn

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 05:57 PM (6JMZR)

892 Smelled like poo

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:57 PM (K7MxO)

893 Romney +4 in new daily tracking poll.

Still a chance!

Posted by: Scott Rasmussen at November 10, 2012 05:57 PM (t7dIX)

894 an unladen swallow

Posted by: Bill H at November 10, 2012 05:58 PM (3sZO1)

895 [But I don't like it. ]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 05:58 PM (uvzjj)

896
Dirty wacko liberal...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:58 PM (lDWQr)

897 Ernest Borgnine's dentures

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 05:58 PM (fAVBA)

898 Highway to Hell

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:58 PM (mkb9H)

899 cigar smells funny...

Posted by: Bosco Hershey at November 10, 2012 05:58 PM (Aki9n)

900 pull my finger

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:58 PM (K7MxO)

901
Vote for me!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 05:58 PM (lDWQr)

902 Bastard Blow'bama blowhard

[Alliteration?]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 05:59 PM (8EKcT)

903 Nate Silver's stylist

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:59 PM (K7MxO)

904 where's that been?

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 05:59 PM (j7iSn)

905 join the band

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 05:59 PM (mkb9H)

906 In the backdoor

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 05:59 PM (K7MxO)

907 Save us, OpenBlogger.
You're our only hope.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2012 06:00 PM (b7KaW)

908 I want mine

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:00 PM (mkb9H)

909 It smells funny

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:00 PM (j7iSn)

910 Metatalk in brackets.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:00 PM (6JMZR)

911 Blood in stool

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:01 PM (K7MxO)

912 I Won Won.

Posted by: by any means necessary at November 10, 2012 06:01 PM (6kQsX)

913 ["910 Metatalk in brackets.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:00 PM (6JMZR) "

LOL. ]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:01 PM (uvzjj)

914 from Staten Island

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:01 PM (mkb9H)

915 test came back

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:01 PM (K7MxO)

916 Man Bear Pig

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:01 PM (mkb9H)

917 the one won

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:02 PM (j7iSn)

918 New York City

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:02 PM (mkb9H)

919 Picked a' peck a' penises

[A's don't count]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:02 PM (8EKcT)

920 Jew, mexican & morman

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:03 PM (K7MxO)

921 Lemmy has warts

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:03 PM (mkb9H)

922 the hamster said

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:03 PM (SP4jC)

923 back to you

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:03 PM (mkb9H)

924 you're gay because

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:03 PM (K7MxO)

925 Richard Gere stinks.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:04 PM (uvzjj)

926 meteoric doom showers

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:04 PM (I88Jc)

927 [guido]

but a'holes do

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:04 PM (SP4jC)

928 Covered in jizz

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:04 PM (K7MxO)

929 needs a drink

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:04 PM (mkb9H)

930 [not you personally guido]

this is senseless

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:05 PM (SP4jC)

931 feel the burn

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:05 PM (mkb9H)

932 Voted obama then

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:05 PM (K7MxO)

933 watched it burn

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:05 PM (uvzjj)

934 slaps tentacle monster

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:05 PM (I88Jc)

935 with Sandra Flukes

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (uvzjj)

936 1,000 monkeys typing

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (SP4jC)

937 Michelles big ass

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (K7MxO)

938 binders fulla women

Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillain-Billionaire-Layabout at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (27tUc)

939 release the hounds

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (mkb9H)

940 918New York City ...response was inadequate

Posted by: wheatie at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (ICEh3)

941 the Fisker burned

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (nkiQM)

942 watching it burn

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (uvzjj)

943 A NYT editorial

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:06 PM (j7iSn)

944 come on 1,000

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:07 PM (mkb9H)

945 and everyones coming

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:07 PM (K7MxO)

946 greased starships into

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:07 PM (I88Jc)

947 abortions per second

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:07 PM (uvzjj)

948 running on fumes

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:07 PM (mkb9H)

949 first crackhead President

[turns out crackhead is a word??!!!!!]

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:07 PM (SP4jC)

950 who ate dog

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:08 PM (uvzjj)

951 as Rufus tapped

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:08 PM (K7MxO)

952 phasers on stun

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:08 PM (mkb9H)

953 the ewok grabbed

Posted by: ES at November 10, 2012 06:08 PM (P7uaO)

954 stopped huffing today

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:08 PM (SP4jC)

955 ingly beautiful Kirks

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:08 PM (uvzjj)

956 huff some glue

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:08 PM (j7iSn)

957 Dog with Tobasco.

Posted by: Barky Obama at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (/YJYi)

958 took bad acid

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (K7MxO)

959 nine fifty eight

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (6JMZR)

960 missed by one

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (6JMZR)

961 cigarettes and chocolate [milk]

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (mkb9H)

962 it's too late

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (uvzjj)

963 it was a

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (SP4jC)

964 hurling the reanimated

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (I88Jc)

965 one more time

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (j7iSn)

966 broke the code

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (mkb9H)

967 the cankle abides

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 06:09 PM (0yCoM)

968 dildo at a

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (uvzjj)

969 three words at a time

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (6JMZR)

970 Nate Silver gobbled

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (SP4jC)

971 Jack hammered her

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (K7MxO)

972 maybe not

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (uvzjj)

973 SCoaMF, SCoaMF, SCoaMF.

Posted by: Comrade Gibsmedat at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (NIZHJ)

974 Blow'bama blowhard
Just suck my dick evil prick
You stole my freedom

[Oops... thought it was haiku night]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (8EKcT)

975 y'all are lemmings

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (6JMZR)

976 drove bangbus while

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:10 PM (K7MxO)

977 4 more years

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (uvzjj)

978 turnout of 100%

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (SP4jC)

979 Michelle's a beard

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (mkb9H)

980 then she awakened

Posted by: ES at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (P7uaO)

981 lemmings are cool

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (uvzjj)

982 Benghazi? Never heard

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (/YJYi)

983 poll wrong because

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (K7MxO)

984 stuffed the ballot

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (SP4jC)

985 stop refreshing page

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:11 PM (6JMZR)

986 purchased canned bacon

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (mkb9H)

987 and then, BLAMMO!

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (j7iSn)

988 if you want aids

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (uvzjj)

989 Michelle's beard dripped

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (SP4jC)

990 140% electorate spoken.

Posted by: Comrade Gibsmedat at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (NIZHJ)

991 counted my vote [iykwim]

Posted by: ES at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (P7uaO)

992 precious metals trade

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (mkb9H)

993 Colt45 and cheetos

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (K7MxO)

994 this is stupid

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:12 PM (SP4jC)

995 It went off

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (j7iSn)

996 [Never gonna] give you up

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (6JMZR)

997 [Never gonna] let you down

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (6JMZR)

998 40% Progress

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (uvzjj)

999 1000

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (uvzjj)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (uvzjj)

1001 but strangely addictive

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (SP4jC)

1002 bullets for gas

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (mkb9H)

1003 spent juices

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (I88Jc)

1004 Something went right.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (uvzjj)

1005 Petreus ate her

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:13 PM (K7MxO)

1006 Iceblink'd Fluck sashayed

Posted by: Phil at November 10, 2012 06:14 PM (QzdcC)

1007 Work 4 hobopelts.

Posted by: Comrade Gibsmedat at November 10, 2012 06:14 PM (NIZHJ)

1008 Is a dead

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:14 PM (K7MxO)

1009 dog because he

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:14 PM (uvzjj)

1010 Money for nothing

Posted by: Dire Straits at November 10, 2012 06:14 PM (/YJYi)

1011 Chicks for free

Posted by: Dire Straits at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (/YJYi)

1012 But they have dicks.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (uvzjj)

1013 easily cuts through

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (mkb9H)

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Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (6JMZR)

1015 syntax assignments needed

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (I88Jc)

1016 Biches 4 free.

Posted by: Butters at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (NIZHJ)

1017 rover dover and

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (SP4jC)

1018 two black guys

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (K7MxO)

1019 eating a dog

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:16 PM (uvzjj)

1020 Newthread we need

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:16 PM (pwTow)

1021 that wasn't me

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:16 PM (mkb9H)

1022 TMI; barrel now

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:16 PM (SP4jC)

1023 and sqeezed her

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:16 PM (K7MxO)

1024 in the barrel

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:16 PM (j7iSn)

1025 abortion into their butts

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:16 PM (uvzjj)

1026 no outside pasting!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:17 PM (SP4jC)

1027 when he finished ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 06:17 PM (VNFBf)

1028 with crispy sausages

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:17 PM (I88Jc)

1029 In the barrel!

Posted by: The Chicken at November 10, 2012 06:17 PM (/YJYi)

1030 smoke 'em if

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:17 PM (K7MxO)

1031 Barrel Time Traded

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:17 PM (mkb9H)

1032 Laded with poop

Posted by: D Byrd at November 10, 2012 06:17 PM (K7MxO)

1033 [Well, the plot could be a bit MORE contrived, actually.]

Posted by: sherlock at November 10, 2012 06:17 PM (f29LO)

1034 and skittles

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (SP4jC)

1035 And then Biden

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (uvzjj)

1036 Hey Peter man!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (YMqWj)

1037 Saturday. Afternoon. Experimental.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (mkb9H)

1038 I like barrel.....

Posted by: Mohammad at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (/YJYi)

1039 he wiped it ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (VNFBf)

1040 [1033

Never!]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (uvzjj)

1041 came from her

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (SP4jC)

1042 warping time-space

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (I88Jc)

1043 Where's teh pron?

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:18 PM (mkb9H)

1044 anomaly to bring

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:19 PM (uvzjj)

1045 punched Chimpy McBushiltlerburton

Posted by: Liberal Who Just Can't Wait To Vote Republican! at November 10, 2012 06:19 PM (9SwFX)

1046 on her heaving ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 06:19 PM (VNFBf)

1047 she dribbled as

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:19 PM (SP4jC)

1048 Freeloaders rule now

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:19 PM (8EKcT)

1049 Declaration of Independence

Posted by: powdered whig at November 10, 2012 06:19 PM (TVtzh)

1050 as rockets launched

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:20 PM (I88Jc)

1051 Government-supplied diaphragm

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:20 PM (uvzjj)

1052 as she licked ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 06:20 PM (VNFBf)

1053 ...snatch in F-L-A...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 06:20 PM (YMqWj)

1054 his throbbing hard

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:20 PM (SP4jC)

1055 his massive staff ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 06:20 PM (VNFBf)

1056 could be addictive

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:21 PM (mkb9H)

1057 Government paycheck and

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:21 PM (uvzjj)

1058 petition to secede

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:21 PM (SP4jC)

1059 mighty sword with... a peculiar smell
Posted by: kawfytawk at November 10, 2012 04:42 PM (JWLqy)


---------------------------------------------


drip, drip, drip

Posted by: Comrade Soona at November 10, 2012 06:21 PM (jn1Vy)

1060 romancing robots softly

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:21 PM (I88Jc)

1061 turned me on...

Posted by: Mohammad at November 10, 2012 06:21 PM (/YJYi)

1062 could be addictive

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:21 PM (j7iSn)

1063 permission to proceed

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:21 PM (SP4jC)

1064 doesn't cause abortions

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (uvzjj)

1065 They have phasers

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (8EKcT)

1066 How to proceed

Posted by: Mohammad at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (/YJYi)

1067 which make you gay

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (uvzjj)

1068 ejaculated all over...

Posted by: EC at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (doBIb)

1069 his juices flowed ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (VNFBf)

1070 is probably addicted

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (mkb9H)

1071 ...used to goats..... *shrugs*

Posted by: Mohammad at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (/YJYi)

1072 And three boobies

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (8EKcT)

1073 Presidente Choomster III

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (SP4jC)

1074 down the arugula

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (uvzjj)

1075 on beings of

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:22 PM (I88Jc)

1076 nothingness and Socialism

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (uvzjj)

1077 Green big boobies

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (8EKcT)

1078 ...wait, where am

Posted by: lost at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (d14HN)

1079 indictments not withstanding

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (mkb9H)

1080 choom wars begun

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (SP4jC)

1081 make it stop!

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (j7iSn)

1082 his narrow urethra

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (YMqWj)

1083 such a throbbing erection

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (uvzjj)

1084 he couldn't stop ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 06:23 PM (VNFBf)

1085 Grand Jury called

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (mkb9H)

1086 voting for Obama

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (uvzjj)

1087 Keep erections away!

Posted by: The Goat at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (/YJYi)

1088 stop don't stop

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (SP4jC)

1089 Obama would say

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (uvzjj)

1090 orange jumpsuits outfitted

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (X3lox)

1091 the wolf from ...

Posted by: California Jackalope at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (VNFBf)

1092 On planet dingo..

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (8EKcT)

1093 citing intergalactic justice

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (I88Jc)

1094 Special Prosecutor named

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:24 PM (mkb9H)

1095 1060 comments, shit!

Posted by: Comrade Soona at November 10, 2012 06:25 PM (jn1Vy)

1096 where abortions are free

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:25 PM (uvzjj)

1097 jizz dripped off

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:25 PM (SP4jC)

1098 the sadist, rdbrewer

Posted by: slatz at November 10, 2012 06:25 PM (fAVBA)

1099 Dumb-ass party crashers

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 06:25 PM (BAnPT)

1100 Boobies are attacking

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:25 PM (8EKcT)

1101 the Executive Order

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:25 PM (uvzjj)

1102 no Word pasting

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 06:26 PM (BAnPT)

1103 black helicopters sighted

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:26 PM (mkb9H)

1104 now we're just

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:26 PM (SP4jC)

1105 fig newton pixies

Posted by: wyntre at November 10, 2012 06:26 PM (MrQiL)

1106 the nonexistent border

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 06:26 PM (X3lox)

1107 eating delicious sperm whales

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:26 PM (uvzjj)

1108 Theater Commander recalled

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:26 PM (mkb9H)

1109 overcome with disappointment

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 06:26 PM (YMqWj)

1110 being silly. whut?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (SP4jC)

1111 Now boob'tards firing

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (8EKcT)

1112 jumped the shark

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (mkb9H)

1113 Repub MFM soundbites

Posted by: Comrade Soona at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (jn1Vy)

1114 and the Government hiring

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (uvzjj)

1115 eliminated tax deductions

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (mkb9H)

1116 splitting atoms with

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (0yCoM)

1117 We've given up

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (SP4jC)

1118 Nobel savages bark

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 06:27 PM (X3lox)

1119 one being coherent

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:28 PM (uvzjj)

1120 thousands without power

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:28 PM (mkb9H)

1121 Sperm whales exploding!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:28 PM (8EKcT)

1122 on bended knee

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:28 PM (I88Jc)

1123 making any sense.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:28 PM (SP4jC)

1124 And then Obama

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:28 PM (uvzjj)

1125 mongol hordes revolt

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:28 PM (mkb9H)

1126 burn it down

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:29 PM (mkb9H)

1127 99 44/100ths pure

[sure it is]

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 10, 2012 06:29 PM (53riN)

1128 He bent over

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:29 PM (SP4jC)

1129 Hillaryto busy nobodycare

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:29 PM (pwTow)

1130 inaugurated the fuckbucket

Posted by: franksalterego at November 10, 2012 06:29 PM (9XykO)

1131 before aliens probed

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:29 PM (I88Jc)

1132 Penises banning boobs

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:29 PM (8EKcT)

1133 with his amazing

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:29 PM (uvzjj)

1134 Shit...jabbing boons!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:30 PM (8EKcT)

1135 to see if

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:30 PM (SP4jC)

1136 teleporting onto Sol

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:30 PM (I88Jc)

1137 and ate the fig newton pixies

Posted by: wyntre at November 10, 2012 06:30 PM (MrQiL)

1138 Boobs dammit!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:31 PM (8EKcT)

1139 there were moons

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:31 PM (SP4jC)

1140 this would be

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:31 PM (SP4jC)

1141 as buses past

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:31 PM (I88Jc)

1142 a good way

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:31 PM (SP4jC)

1143 Its mayhem! !!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:32 PM (8EKcT)

1144 to fool keyword

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:32 PM (SP4jC)

1145 to community organize

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:32 PM (uvzjj)

1146 tracking software

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:32 PM (SP4jC)

1147 timing, she leaped

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:32 PM (I88Jc)

1148 onto a cock

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:32 PM (uvzjj)

1149 Lost the ring!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:33 PM (8EKcT)

1150 3 ring circus

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:33 PM (SP4jC)

1151 In the shrubbery

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:33 PM (8EKcT)

1152 didn't need it

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 06:33 PM (VLG62)

Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at November 10, 2012 06:34 PM (CyPWX)

1154 who in hell

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 06:34 PM (VLG62)

1155 gibbering baboons raced

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:34 PM (SP4jC)

1156 I thought so!

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 06:34 PM (VLG62)

1157 and nobody knew

Posted by: tcn at November 10, 2012 06:34 PM (VLG62)

1158 defying gravity with

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:35 PM (I88Jc)

1159 it's a bunny

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:35 PM (SP4jC)

1160 dialectical materialism

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:35 PM (uvzjj)

1161 I can't hear

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:35 PM (SP4jC)

1162 the birds singing

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:36 PM (SP4jC)

1163 Boons killing wolves!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:36 PM (8EKcT)

1164 at night, mostly

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:36 PM (I88Jc)

1165 participatory number dropping

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:36 PM (SP4jC)

1166 or the gays buggering

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:36 PM (uvzjj)

1167 but not without

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (0yCoM)

1168 Big green boobs

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (8EKcT)

1169 [You already did a word association space mystery with boobies. This is redundant.]

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (dqNUA)

1170 guido is fixated

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (SP4jC)

1171 shift change differential

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (I88Jc)

1172 swinging from trees

Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (CyPWX)

1173 Beyond Zeta Reticuli

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (YMqWj)

1174 Phasers engaged!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (8EKcT)

1175 And then FenelonSpoke

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:37 PM (uvzjj)

1176 Uncle Omar crashes

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 06:38 PM (X3lox)

1177 fenelon's a pooh

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:38 PM (SP4jC)

1178 Die boobs die!!!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:38 PM (8EKcT)

1179 1175 very good!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (SP4jC)

1180 better than an eyore

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (uvzjj)

1181 with moons colliding

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (I88Jc)

1182 This is played.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (X6akg)

1183 Auntie Zetuni cashes

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (X3lox)

1184 another day in

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (UF8He)

1185 2000 or bust

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (pwTow)

1186 While Tami was

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (uvzjj)

1187 FenelonSpokes make noise

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:39 PM (SP4jC)

1188 New thread up.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (X6akg)

1189 George's cardboard box

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (X3lox)

1190 Obama had discovered that

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (uvzjj)

1191 Bust a move

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (SP4jC)

1192 Made ya look.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (X6akg)

1193 [Hey! I brought in wolves..lol.]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (8EKcT)

1194
eye bleach please

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (UF8He)

1195 there was a new thread?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:40 PM (uvzjj)

1196 coronal discharge, doc

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:41 PM (I88Jc)

1197 those who do

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:41 PM (SP4jC)

1198 But it was a lie

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:41 PM (uvzjj)

1199 Like everything he believed

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:41 PM (uvzjj)

1200 Carl shot Lori...

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 06:41 PM (sRus3)

1201 In the land

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:41 PM (UF8He)

1202 burnt by radiation

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:42 PM (I88Jc)

1203 Tami's a tease

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:42 PM (SP4jC)

1204 of the 140%

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:42 PM (uvzjj)

1205 of takers, fakers

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:42 PM (UF8He)

1206 ...jackhammered dried cum off...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 06:42 PM (XkWWK)

1207 Ellie Mae awoke

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:42 PM (SP4jC)

1208 Said Obama as he

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:42 PM (uvzjj)

1209 a time of

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:43 PM (UF8He)

1210 gently kissed Holder on the lips

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:43 PM (uvzjj)

1211 twas brillig and

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:43 PM (SP4jC)

1212 Before he proceeded to

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:43 PM (uvzjj)

1213 three words bitches

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:43 PM (SP4jC)

1214 "The Aristocrats, uh, Democrats!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 06:43 PM (XkWWK)

1215 rebellion when doer's

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:44 PM (UF8He)

1216 threesome, she desired

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:44 PM (I88Jc)

1217 [OMG! you guys are still here, talking to no one!]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 06:44 PM (piMMO)

1218 Ewok farts

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:44 PM (8EKcT)

1219 pass a decree stating that you can now use however many words you wanted to, and he could do that, because Racism.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:44 PM (uvzjj)

1220 refused doing and

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:44 PM (UF8He)

1221
Once upon a . . .
1time, in a...
465a parallel universe
[a...]
20clusterfuck of a
52miserable failure was
185an effective strategy
[for the]
449Most electable candidate.

Posted by: wheatie at November 10, 2012 06:44 PM (ICEh3)

1222 [If EVER a thread deserved to go OT, it's this one]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 06:44 PM (piMMO)

1223 [this loses the fun if you use enough words to make sense]

four words bad

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:45 PM (SP4jC)

1224 And then no one

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:45 PM (uvzjj)

1225 No one? Huh?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:45 PM (8EKcT)

1226 it all went

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:45 PM (UF8He)

1227 2 words good

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:45 PM (uvzjj)

1228 Hello? U there?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:45 PM (8EKcT)

1229 No replied he

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:46 PM (uvzjj)

1230 to anarchy in

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:46 PM (UF8He)

1231 shit we lost it. I blame j.j.sefton

once the dam has broke the flood doesn't stop.

See? I can use my words tooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:46 PM (SP4jC)

1232 Sarah Palin's uterus

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:46 PM (uvzjj)

1233 Down the crapper

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:46 PM (8EKcT)

1234 orwell's magnificent bastard

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:47 PM (I88Jc)

1235 Hey!

How 'bout that Tim Tebow?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 06:47 PM (piMMO)

1236 civil war 2

Posted by: morigu at November 10, 2012 06:47 PM (UF8He)

1237 cried when she read Jcw46's post

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:47 PM (uvzjj)

1238 the thread took

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:47 PM (SP4jC)

1239 2 > 1

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:47 PM (uvzjj)

1240 Nice Jcw46

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:47 PM (8EKcT)

1241 a magenta turn

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:48 PM (uvzjj)

1242 And I wept

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:48 PM (8EKcT)

1243 O. M. G.

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:48 PM (pwTow)

1244 [which one? let me mark it down and email sully with it]

her vagina was

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:48 PM (SP4jC)

1245 B. B. Q.?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:48 PM (uvzjj)

1246 let it burn.....

Posted by: EZnSF at November 10, 2012 06:48 PM (bvHbW)

1247 on the B.B.Q.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:49 PM (uvzjj)

1248 standing athwart swells

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:49 PM (I88Jc)

1249 Rules are dead

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:49 PM (8EKcT)

1250 Back in black

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:49 PM (pwTow)

1251 of love

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:49 PM (uvzjj)

1252 Hit the sack

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:50 PM (pwTow)

1253 Don't talk smack.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:50 PM (uvzjj)

1254 starship phoenix launches

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:50 PM (I88Jc)

1255 But do crack.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:50 PM (uvzjj)

1256 sodomized Karl Rove

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 06:50 PM (0PiQ4)

1257 Ass crack.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:50 PM (uvzjj)

1258 And then Hillary

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (uvzjj)

1259 Anybody else the the Patraeus sex tape?

Man, it was nasty.


Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (sRus3)

1260 Her vagina cried

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (8EKcT)

1261 glad to be

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (SP4jC)

1262 fuck stick

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (H3v1i)

1263 Ooh yeah yeah

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (pwTow)

1264 free at last

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (uvzjj)

1265 Real vagina tears

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:52 PM (8EKcT)

1266 galvanizing the crew

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:52 PM (I88Jc)

1267 Back, I'm back

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:52 PM (pwTow)

1268 she sobbed softly

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 06:52 PM (0PiQ4)

1269 ["1259 Anybody else the the Patraeus sex tape?

Man, it was nasty.


Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 06:51 PM (sRus3) "

Turns out that's what actually started the "riots."]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:52 PM (uvzjj)

1270 That Geraldo is some good guy, huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 06:52 PM (piMMO)

1271 play Cheap Trick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 06:53 PM (0PiQ4)

1272 Saboteurs, my Captain!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:53 PM (I88Jc)

1273 Said Holder while rubbing

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:53 PM (uvzjj)

1274 MLK's last words

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:53 PM (SP4jC)

1275 Someone stop me

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:53 PM (8EKcT)

1276 into his butt

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:54 PM (uvzjj)

1277 I'm begging ya

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:54 PM (8EKcT)

1278 down some rathole

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 06:54 PM (0PiQ4)

1279 avoid brown star

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:54 PM (I88Jc)

1280 the Magical Genie

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:54 PM (SP4jC)

1281 Kill me now

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:55 PM (8EKcT)

1282 came out of the closet

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:55 PM (uvzjj)

1283 avoid brown EYE

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:55 PM (SP4jC)

1284 eating space chicken

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:55 PM (I88Jc)

1285 Barry likes taint.

Posted by: Reggie wants Love at November 10, 2012 06:55 PM (/YJYi)

1286 Not the boobs!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:56 PM (8EKcT)

1287 but not space duck

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:56 PM (uvzjj)

1288 (What the fuck?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:56 PM (uvzjj)

1289 finger lickin' good

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 10, 2012 06:56 PM (mkb9H)

1290 help, I've fallen

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:56 PM (SP4jC)

1291 is sodomy

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:56 PM (uvzjj)

1292 [jimi ray would have a stroke if he tried to play this game]

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 06:56 PM (/YJYi)

1293 exploding from spacesuit

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:56 PM (I88Jc)

1294 Space hobos!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:57 PM (8EKcT)

1295 there to help you

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:57 PM (uvzjj)

1296 words say nothing

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 06:57 PM (FcR7P)

1297 No new thread

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:57 PM (SP4jC)

1298 This isn't real?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 06:57 PM (8EKcT)

1299 In touch myself

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:58 PM (pwTow)

1300 No Shakespeare yet

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:58 PM (SP4jC)

1301 Two words:

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 10, 2012 06:58 PM (FcR7P)

1302 and peeing in coke

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:58 PM (uvzjj)

1303 burrowed under colonies

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:58 PM (I88Jc)

1304 flaming douchrocket president

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 10, 2012 06:59 PM (H3v1i)

1305 I search myself

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:59 PM (pwTow)

1306 Caesar is dead

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 06:59 PM (I88Jc)

1307 will now rape

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:59 PM (uvzjj)

1308 I feel so

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 06:59 PM (SP4jC)

1309 I forget myself

Posted by: Spypeach at November 10, 2012 06:59 PM (pwTow)

1310 The blue dress

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 06:59 PM (rysS/)

1311 like getting an abortion

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 06:59 PM (uvzjj)

1312 was covered with

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:00 PM (rysS/)

1313 for the very first time

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:00 PM (uvzjj)

1314 This didn't work

Posted by: truthfairy at November 10, 2012 07:00 PM (ue2Nm)

1315 abbreviated. yet free

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:00 PM (SP4jC)

1316 his man seed.

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:00 PM (rysS/)

1317 hid the stains

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 07:00 PM (KCvsd)

1318 from a future

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:00 PM (uvzjj)

1319 [Its a fucking game?]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:00 PM (8EKcT)

1320 groping promiscuous aliens

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:01 PM (I88Jc)

1321 so she wept

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 07:01 PM (KCvsd)

1322 She said, "Bill!".

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:01 PM (rysS/)

1323 [You think this is some sort of game??? ]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:01 PM (uvzjj)

1324 virginity is overrated

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:01 PM (SP4jC)

1325 [Who's winning?]

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:01 PM (8EKcT)

1326 He said, "Michelle!"

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:01 PM (rysS/)

1327 ping ... ping ... ping

Posted by: ping at November 10, 2012 07:01 PM (QAWXP)

1328 "Yes, m'dear," replied the goat

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:02 PM (uvzjj)

1329 [I think Leftists won. ]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:02 PM (uvzjj)

1330 Barack said, "Sonofabitch".

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:02 PM (rysS/)

1331 Take that mittches

Posted by: Stupid ho at November 10, 2012 07:02 PM (pwTow)

1332 Game over man!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:02 PM (SP4jC)

1333 Hillary said, "Again?"

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:03 PM (rysS/)

1334 moaned she in ecstasy

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:03 PM (uvzjj)

1335 through Saturn's rings

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:03 PM (I88Jc)

1336 too many words

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:03 PM (SP4jC)

1337 are Racist and Sexist

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:03 PM (uvzjj)

1338 she redistributed her

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 07:03 PM (KCvsd)

1339 means you lose!!!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:04 PM (SP4jC)

1340 I need tampons.

Posted by: Stupid ho at November 10, 2012 07:04 PM (pwTow)

1341 abortions

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:04 PM (uvzjj)

1342 thighs around Elizabeth

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 07:04 PM (KCvsd)

1343 dictionaries mark deviants

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:04 PM (I88Jc)

1344 Let's have this one be a mystery. In space. With phasers and big boobs. And a princess. A gold ring. A wolf. And a shrubbery.

Monty Python and Princess Pandora Peaks visit the Death Star....... with a wolf .......who.... happens to be wearing a gold ring?

or the USS Enterprise? (NCC-1701....natch)

Ok, it's at this point I usually drop napalm.

Sorry.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 10, 2012 07:04 PM (H3v1i)

1345 with sweatervests

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:04 PM (uvzjj)

1346 Warrens cold heart

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 10, 2012 07:05 PM (KCvsd)

1347 To 2000 and

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:05 PM (SP4jC)

1348 Does Shep Smith seem to anyone else to be growing more conservative by the day?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)

1349 beyond!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:05 PM (SP4jC)

1350 ["1348 Does Shep Smith seem to anyone else to be growing more conservative by the day?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO) "

No. We're just all becoming more gay.]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:05 PM (uvzjj)

1351 gigantic kitten-overlords arrive

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:06 PM (I88Jc)

1352 My butt hurts

Posted by: GOP at November 10, 2012 07:06 PM (pwTow)

1353 Hellbitch named Val-Jar

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 07:06 PM (gslhL)

1354 to lolcat your ass

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:06 PM (uvzjj)

1355 Bullies bully

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:06 PM (SP4jC)

1356 ...gives rusty trombones...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:06 PM (XkWWK)

1357 Congress can tax

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:06 PM (Cnqmv)

1358 air you breathe

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (Cnqmv)

1359 tightened the lockbox

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (gslhL)

1360 Boehner's tears flowed...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (XkWWK)

1361 hold that thought

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (Cnqmv)

1362 woolly woollies

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (uvzjj)

1363 containing his nuts

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (gslhL)

1364 Once upon a time, in a stuttering galaxy far away, there lived a socialist asshole with three heaving bosoms. There was a hot redhead who--quivering with anticipation--decreed that global thermonuclear war with a princess midget was spectacular and real. A strange and magical animal with a mighty sword revealed himself as the dog eater. Skittles were consumed as if they were potent pills of vitality. A nice shrubbery set phasers to Michelle's fat ass.

“It’s got electrolytes!” Wolf Blitzer revealed. “Atomic powered nunchucks with a peculiar smell howled behind shrubbery when a zoppetto who went balls-deep in a three-pronged johnson sold me insurance.”

It had been volcano insurance, which one ugly kid with four scandiboobs sizzled enough for a special guy. Obama got impeached with a melon?

“Man the lifeboats!” the general exclaimed. “And Christina Hendricks!”

Glistening, throbbing, engorged, gap-toothed gecko Jim Messina’s hands smelled of bacon, like chubby girls. As a result, evil Democrat demons set phasers to stun. The ninja woodchuck could chuck the Republican votes embedded all in our halftime score.

Twelve million fewer French maids in the shade of winter ate the pickle all over my dripping, yawning mess. I reeled back with Brian Dennehy when suddenly a penis made of wood--now with more flexibility--bought a hybrid. Valerie Jarrett in stompy boots knows basic math but soon realized timestamps are for Betty Davis eyes.

“Oooh,” she whispered and slapped me. “I hate you. Lost my virginity with a coat hanger as taxpayers yelled three days after Dick Morris’s semen brought to life Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Your wife’s not even a caveman who couldn’t count! Okay, I’ll play.”

But what she really wanted was golden ringed wolves soothed by lips in a hand basket.

“I know, right?” the chicken said while nursing Glenlivet, boobs bouncing everywhere. “You should be Ace of Spades!”

“Go to hell! Get your ass an effective strategy that spells M-O-O-N, a three-dollar whore, kilts with a three-ply shell, boobs--big boobs--Petraeus, and Brodwell.”

Suddenly boobs appeared! Han shot first in the butt. Joe Biden stumbled out of nowhere, raided the till, and--introducing Joe--Dick Morriss’s acumen cut the cheese. We began to let it burn, and the sky stopped the fracking.

Then she said, “Gimmie free shit. More free shit Fuck me, Obama! Stop the madness,” her heaving bosom wandering the hinterlands into re-education camps. She put them--their women’s lamentations!--on my shoulder. Mom-jeans-wearing peasants ate cake; more boobs arrived. Suddenly a knock! Breathing became heavy! Back arched slightly, Bond--James Bond--punched the camel. It seemed lost. Reggie Love loved the Situation room when the green choom bus king lifted the piano.

“Yum,” he said. “I’m still reeling. This tastes funny. Crush your enemies!”

Organic, free-range boobs invigorated Sandra Fluke under the desk, muscles rippling with antifreeze and impeachment, impeachment, IMPEACHMENT!!! Going to store free rubbers now. Drive them before the women; don’t zipper nipped penis. Just say “No!” You call that gross, broken glass?

A separate storyline costarring Jeff Goldblum--miserable failure--was out of beer. What a bitch.

The End

Posted by: Llarry at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (GBHrM)

1365 just blame Whitey

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:08 PM (DXfAK)

1366 [Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney; speak for yourself sweet buns]

his gaydar pinged

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:08 PM (SP4jC)

1367 tanning booth failure

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:08 PM (Cnqmv)

1368 eternally disemboweling liberals...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:08 PM (XkWWK)

1369 1364 Posted by: Llarry at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (GBHrM)


EXCEEDED THREE WORDS!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:09 PM (XkWWK)

1370 "Don't touch my...

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 07:09 PM (gslhL)

1371 Boehner has no

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:09 PM (SP4jC)

1372 This thread sucks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:09 PM (XkWWK)

1373 ears," she said.

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 07:09 PM (gslhL)

1374 around Crab Nebula

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:09 PM (I88Jc)

1375 Where the white

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:09 PM (6JMZR)

1376 Lena Dunham's testicles...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:10 PM (XkWWK)

1377 the vaginas arrived

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 07:10 PM (gslhL)

1378 [1364] well played sir!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:10 PM (Cnqmv)

1379 to feast upon

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:10 PM (I88Jc)

1380 Nuts! General McAuliffe

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:10 PM (SP4jC)

1381 [I never speak for myself. ]

a baby seal

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:11 PM (uvzjj)

1382 cojones or spine

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:11 PM (Cnqmv)

1383 Once upon nevermind

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:11 PM (6JMZR)

1384 tiny pickles plated

Posted by: Squirrel! at November 10, 2012 07:11 PM (gslhL)

1385 Barney Frank's perineum....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:11 PM (XkWWK)

1386 Obama came

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:11 PM (uvzjj)

1387 hammer sliced with

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:11 PM (I88Jc)

1388 He voted present

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:11 PM (Cnqmv)

1389 He conqueered

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:12 PM (uvzjj)

1390 Suck My Dick

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 10, 2012 07:12 PM (wR+pz)

1391 no paper trail

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:12 PM (Cnqmv)

1392 Is how Obama rolls

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:12 PM (uvzjj)

1393 by nebulous accounts

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:12 PM (I88Jc)

1394 Obama stole the

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (Cnqmv)

1395 Clean The Dress

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (wR+pz)

1396 of nefarious deeds

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (uvzjj)

1397 Is Paris burning?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (XkWWK)

1398 ...of the 147%

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (6JMZR)

1399 And with 1364, I think we are done here.

Well done.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (piMMO)

1400 sating Mooch's needs

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (I88Jc)

1401 from Amazon Prime

Posted by: JEM at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (o+SC1)

1402 his win was

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (SP4jC)

1403 Electorate's hearts (and votes).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (uvzjj)

1404 Don't take Aspirin.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (wR+pz)

1405 Boned we are

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:14 PM (Cnqmv)

1406 NDH has something

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:14 PM (SP4jC)

1407 before hibernation

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:14 PM (I88Jc)

1408 ["1397 Is Paris burning?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:13 PM (XkWWK) "

Not before Washington.]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:14 PM (uvzjj)

1409 to say but

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:15 PM (SP4jC)

1410 Fuck my ass

Posted by: Barney at November 10, 2012 07:15 PM (wR+pz)

1411 By the balls

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:15 PM (Cnqmv)

1412 Sarah's tanning bed

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:15 PM (CPoFy)

1413 [(That's what Yodel tells me at least.)]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:15 PM (uvzjj)

1414 Whatever you want

Posted by: The GOP at November 10, 2012 07:15 PM (6JMZR)

1415 Swallow it bitch.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 10, 2012 07:15 PM (wR+pz)

1416 three words aren't

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:15 PM (SP4jC)

1417 progressive exploration, inward

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:16 PM (I88Jc)

1418 Overthrow the government

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 07:16 PM (YMqWj)

1419 Ice that down.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at November 10, 2012 07:16 PM (wR+pz)

1420 enough for them

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:16 PM (SP4jC)

1421 into the anus

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:16 PM (uvzjj)

1422 Forward or Forewarned?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:16 PM (Cnqmv)

1423 I slice like

Posted by: Aristomenes at November 10, 2012 07:16 PM (45WpZ)

1424 in like Flynn

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:16 PM (CPoFy)

1425 smile. they'll think

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (SP4jC)

1426 stardust mandated, regulated

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (I88Jc)

1427 his hands stroked

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (Cnqmv)

1428 you know something

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (SP4jC)

1429 I've had enough.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (wR+pz)

1430 Forward to the gulag.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (uvzjj)

1431 they don't.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (SP4jC)

1432 pussy riot jailed

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (CPoFy)

1433 This blogs sucks.

Posted by: The Ewok at November 10, 2012 07:17 PM (wR+pz)

1434 suck cock by choice

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:18 PM (uvzjj)

1435 purity of essence...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:18 PM (XkWWK)

1436 thrusting deep he

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:18 PM (Cnqmv)

1437 to cleave galaxies

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:18 PM (I88Jc)

1438 purity of pussy riot

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:18 PM (uvzjj)

1439 fuck for freedom

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:18 PM (SP4jC)

1440 WE THE PEOPLE!


(the left laughed)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:18 PM (XkWWK)

1441 Bama!

Posted by: SCSCRA at November 10, 2012 07:19 PM (9Jf3N)

1442 run by steam

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:19 PM (Cnqmv)

1443 Fucking the chicken

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:19 PM (SP4jC)

1444 to the gulag

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:19 PM (CPoFy)

1445 what I say

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:19 PM (Cnqmv)

1446 1434
suck cock by choice

That is four

Posted by: The Ewok at November 10, 2012 07:19 PM (wR+pz)

1447 into valleys deep

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:19 PM (I88Jc)

1448 all the time

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:19 PM (SP4jC)

1449 curious and curiouser

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:20 PM (Cnqmv)

1450 gets old

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:20 PM (SP4jC)

1451 My ass hurts.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 10, 2012 07:20 PM (wR+pz)

1452 Four.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:20 PM (uvzjj)

1453 Plus the chicken

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:20 PM (SP4jC)

1454 Shoes never worn

Posted by: The GOP at November 10, 2012 07:20 PM (6JMZR)

1455 Benghazi story disappears

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:20 PM (Cnqmv)

1456 drinking rocket fuel

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:21 PM (I88Jc)

1457 has to eat

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:21 PM (SP4jC)

1458 Is 5 orgasms.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:21 PM (uvzjj)

1459 Betrayus bangs biographer

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:21 PM (Cnqmv)

1460 I' am the governor!

Posted by: Pat McCrory at November 10, 2012 07:21 PM (wR+pz)

1461 Chicken would actually have been better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (uvzjj)

1462 thread-killing robot needed

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (FcR7P)

1463 High test please!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (Cnqmv)

1464 New comments thingy!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (6JMZR)

1465 When is the next moonless night?

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (sRus3)

1466 Heyhowareya, heyhowareya, heyhowareya

Posted by: Little White Dove at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (0yCoM)

1467 Fuck you all.

Posted by: Greg, Nate Silver's love child at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (wR+pz)

1468 Forward to 2000!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (uvzjj)

1469 rock smashes scissors

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (gh+mp)

1470 I pledge allegiance

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (CPoFy)

1471 Kirk penalized with

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (I88Jc)

1472 Well done, Hrothgar

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:22 PM (6JMZR)

1473 But 2012 is going to suck.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:23 PM (uvzjj)

1474 Freedoms vagina wept

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:23 PM (8EKcT)

1475 Content? What content?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 10, 2012 07:23 PM (FcR7P)

1476 One nation, indivisible

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:23 PM (6JMZR)

1477 for us

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:23 PM (uvzjj)

1478 I'll tell Vladimir

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:24 PM (CPoFy)

1479 Posted by: Llarry at November 10, 2012 07:07 PM (GBHrM)




EXCEEDED THREE WORDS!!!!


That was everybody else's three-word contributions up to a certain point. I just decided to put them all together to see if I could make a story.

With more verbs and prepositions, it would've been easier.

Posted by: Llarry at November 10, 2012 07:24 PM (GBHrM)

1480 Like 1500 MUMR's

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 07:24 PM (FcR7P)

1481 One New Soviet Union, divisible!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:24 PM (uvzjj)

1482 mimicking Asimov's sideburns

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:24 PM (I88Jc)

1483 2013, 2014 too

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:24 PM (SP4jC)

1484 1500 MUMRs would be awesome.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:25 PM (uvzjj)

1485 There's hope.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:25 PM (uvzjj)

1486 [on iPhone or iPad use find on page: "minx" to jump to bottom after posting a comment]

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:25 PM (6JMZR)

1487 Biden said, "BFD!"

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:25 PM (rysS/)

1488 crushing bionic dreams

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (I88Jc)

1489 America died.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (uvzjj)

1490 Then he expired.

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (rysS/)

1491 Blow'bama cums Marxism

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (8EKcT)

1492 But not before

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (rysS/)

1493 Who invited her?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (CPoFy)

1494 concept has failed

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (V4mSR)

1495 But not for profit!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (uvzjj)

1496 sticking a finger

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (rysS/)

1497 [if i wasn't so fucking lazy, i'd copy the thread and then see if anyone (like myself ahem) was telling a continuous story with each of their own three words. whew! I really, really needed to type more than 3 words]

Excess words bad

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:26 PM (SP4jC)

1498 Throughout the galaxy

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:27 PM (8EKcT)

1499 up his ass

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:27 PM (rysS/)

1500 shame on me

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:27 PM (SP4jC)

1501 with a grin.

Posted by: Dave G at November 10, 2012 07:27 PM (rysS/)

1502 Fewer words, comrades!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:27 PM (uvzjj)

1503 through comet's tail

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:27 PM (I88Jc)

1504 Todd ate Sarah

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:27 PM (CPoFy)

1505 We must ration! We must ration!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:27 PM (uvzjj)

1506
bonk bonk,

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (/wfB0)

1507 less than 500 to go

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (uvzjj)

1508 fewer*

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (uvzjj)

1509 Bristol gave birth

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (CPoFy)

1510 I'm working on it!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (uvzjj)

1511 blinking control panels

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (I88Jc)

1512 1500, 1500, 1500!!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (SP4jC)

1513 Why no abortion?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (uvzjj)

1514 The vagina cried

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (8EKcT)

1515 Cried the concerned.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:28 PM (uvzjj)

1516

scanning for lifeforms...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (/wfB0)

1517 John Conners lives!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (I88Jc)

1518 [on iPhone or iPad use find on page: "minx" to jump to bottom after posting a comment]


Huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (piMMO)

1519 No intelligent life here.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (uvzjj)

1520 if a woodchuck

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (SP4jC)

1521 Levi posed nude

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (CPoFy)

1522 We are the resistance!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (uvzjj)

1523 End of story

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (8EKcT)

1524 now with 33%

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:30 PM (SP4jC)

1525 is not yet here.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:30 PM (uvzjj)

1526
does not compute

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:30 PM (/wfB0)

1527 riding holographic hookers

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:30 PM (I88Jc)

1528 Ya know, I think it IS possible for Obama to moderate during his second term.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:30 PM (piMMO)

1529 Whose that bitch?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:30 PM (CPoFy)

1530 so many good

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:31 PM (SP4jC)

1531 And then he ROFLHAOd.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:31 PM (uvzjj)

1532 Putin riding bareback

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:31 PM (CPoFy)

1533 Forward, comrades, Forward. Forward to 2000.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:31 PM (uvzjj)

1534
ringers lactate

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:31 PM (/wfB0)

1535 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:29 PM (piMMO

Instead of scrolling through hundreds or thousands of comments, you can jump to the bottom of the page by using the search function.

]

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:31 PM (6JMZR)

1536 phrases are longer

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:31 PM (SP4jC)

1537 than three words

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:32 PM (SP4jC)

1538 Debbie Jism-perm Schultz...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:32 PM (XkWWK)

1539 soothing robots' nerves

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:32 PM (I88Jc)

1540 In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance.
Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:32 PM (uvzjj)

1541 new rules should

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:32 PM (SP4jC)

1542 It's not lupus.

Posted by: House, M.D. at November 10, 2012 07:33 PM (/wfB0)

1543 allow articles

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:33 PM (SP4jC)

1544 God is love

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:33 PM (CPoFy)

1545 puked Soylent Brown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:33 PM (XkWWK)

1546 St. Lucie elections board has now agreed that there is adequate cause to review early-vote count. The recount will take place starting at 0700 tomorrow and will involve ~ 30k ballots.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:33 PM (piMMO)

1547 Defense spending? Governor........

Posted by: Liawatha at November 10, 2012 07:33 PM (/YJYi)

1548 Screw your rules!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 07:33 PM (6JMZR)

1549 Agreed.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:33 PM (uvzjj)

1550 Everyone Got Bored.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 10, 2012 07:34 PM (JVGuP)

1551 android suffrage, opposed

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:34 PM (I88Jc)

1552 Humanist! Humanist! Humanist!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:34 PM (uvzjj)

1553 I. am Spartacus

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:34 PM (SP4jC)

1554 Patreus playing Gere

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:34 PM (CPoFy)

1555 Is there new thread?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:35 PM (uvzjj)

1556 I AM SPARTACUS.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:35 PM (uvzjj)

1557 L'etat? C'est moi...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:35 PM (XkWWK)

1558 Nativist! Nativist! Nativist!!

Posted by: Hector, looking up from his Mexican blow up doll at November 10, 2012 07:35 PM (/YJYi)

1559 to harvest unobtainium

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:35 PM (I88Jc)

1560 Broadwell as Winger

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:35 PM (CPoFy)

1561
"punk rock episode"

Posted by: Quincy, M.E. at November 10, 2012 07:35 PM (/wfB0)

1562 Are we the gerbil?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:35 PM (uvzjj)

1563 Veins bulging, she...

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 10, 2012 07:36 PM (JVGuP)

1564 Without rules: chaos

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:36 PM (SP4jC)

1565 ran screaming from

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 10, 2012 07:36 PM (i0App)

1566 tucked it back

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:36 PM (I88Jc)

1567 took her hat off

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:36 PM (uvzjj)

1568
In before trolls...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:36 PM (lDWQr)

1569 Who swallows ring?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:36 PM (CPoFy)

1570 Crawled under the.

Posted by: Paula Broadwell at November 10, 2012 07:36 PM (/YJYi)

1571 [1528] but not likely

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (Cnqmv)

1572 stared at Buster

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (JVGuP)

1573
High heel shoes....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (lDWQr)

1574 Schvartzah's the new black...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (XkWWK)

1575 rdbrewer: Sadist

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (SP4jC)

1576 Chaos is better than unoptimal Order.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (uvzjj)

1577 Really?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (piMMO)

1578
Crystal studded sybian....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:37 PM (lDWQr)

1579 fly jets, sir

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (Cnqmv)

1580 The galactic sphincter contracted

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (XkWWK)

1581
Law and order..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (lDWQr)

1582 Instead of scrolling through hundreds or thousands of comments, you can
jump to the bottom of the page by using the search function.


****

search function?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (piMMO)

1583 arousing the senses

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (I88Jc)

1584
jam rock sucks

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (/wfB0)

1585 beady little eyes

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (Cnqmv)

1586 like arugula

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (uvzjj)

1587 He's dead, Jim!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (XkWWK)

1588 up the butt

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (uvzjj)

1589 House hearts Wilson

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:38 PM (CPoFy)

1590
Big brown areola...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:39 PM (lDWQr)

1591
Life goes on.

Posted by: Corky at November 10, 2012 07:39 PM (/wfB0)

1592 This thread's tipping!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 10, 2012 07:39 PM (/YJYi)

1593 thousand yard stare

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:39 PM (Cnqmv)

1594 embedded sensors

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:39 PM (I88Jc)

1595
Lovely pink taco...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (lDWQr)

1596 unoptimal to whom?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (SP4jC)

1597 If only he

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (Cnqmv)

1598 Trey Gowdy 2016

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (baL2B)

1599
Hot diggity dog...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (lDWQr)

1600 beings kinkier than

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (I88Jc)

1601 [Despite the best efforts of some, including myself, to derail this thread, there has been a never-before-witnessed melding of the minds between the morons.

A determination to persevere.

If only we could join forces behind a candidate in such a way.]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (piMMO)

1602 What's pink taco?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (/YJYi)

1603 To whomever deems it so.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (uvzjj)

1604 Need new post

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 07:40 PM (EEbxC)

1605
lion meat panini

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:41 PM (/wfB0)

1606
Bitchin' mammygoogler hooter's...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:41 PM (lDWQr)

1607 the gerbil comment


[hahahahahhaaaaaaaq]

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:41 PM (CPoFy)

1608 500'. I'm myopic

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:41 PM (SP4jC)

1609 Hiilary's reset button

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:41 PM (r2PLg)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:41 PM (uvzjj)

1611
Two girls, one...


Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (/wfB0)

1612 Lemmywinks, heroic explorer

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (I88Jc)

1613 I keeeeel you!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (XkWWK)

1614 I shall return

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (Cnqmv)

1615 you'll get sand

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (Cnqmv)

1616 Alien green taco

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (8EKcT)

1617 An anti-muslim movie

Posted by: West at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (M9Z1j)

1618 Ohio deserved Lebron

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (EEbxC)

1619 Kirk has sex with

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:42 PM (uvzjj)

1620 Geraldo's Hamster Habitat

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (r2PLg)

1621 1605
lion meat panini
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:41 PM (/wfB0)


Made me laugh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (XkWWK)

1622 Yes big daddy!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (ieZ+e)

1623

Sandra's bearded clam...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (lDWQr)

1624 slapping Pichard's pate

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (I88Jc)

1625 1601: We DID!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (SP4jC)

1626 suckled Mikulski's goiter...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (XkWWK)

1627 is toxic

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (uvzjj)

1628

makes Gere nervous.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:43 PM (/wfB0)

1629 post birth abortion

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:44 PM (Cnqmv)

1630 they outmelded us

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:44 PM (SP4jC)

1631
Hairy Reed's honesty...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:44 PM (lDWQr)

1632 is optimal.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:44 PM (uvzjj)

1633 Michael Jackson's glove

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:44 PM (r2PLg)

1634 Oops.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:44 PM (uvzjj)

1635 wolves howled continuously

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:44 PM (Cnqmv)

1636 Afterbirth on toast...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:44 PM (XkWWK)

1637
puts the lotion

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (/wfB0)

1638 Boy bands r trash

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (CPoFy)

1639
Jon Carry's heroism...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (lDWQr)

1640 [Seriously. It wasn't an attempt to derail. There will be a recount of the early-votes in St. Lucie County]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (piMMO)

1641 is how we roast

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (uvzjj)

1642 crapped on Obama

Posted by: Ivana Humpalot at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (mcWHD)

1643 Obamaphones are free

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (Cnqmv)

1644 Ted Kennedy's snorkel

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (r2PLg)

1645
Bloomberg's nanny state...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:45 PM (lDWQr)

1646 who's with me?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (SP4jC)

1647 tossed Ace's salad

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (mcWHD)

1648 word is out

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (Cnqmv)

1649 is a terrible date

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (uvzjj)

1650 Sand in vagina

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (8EKcT)

1651

...macht frei.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (/wfB0)

1652 Sandy in vagina.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (uvzjj)

1653 NDH must assimilate

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (SP4jC)

1654 too much salt

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (Cnqmv)

1655 not enough sand

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:46 PM (uvzjj)

1656 with E.T.'s finger

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (I88Jc)

1657 Rubio in sombrero

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (CPoFy)

1658 to third base

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (Cnqmv)

1659 Oh, fuck obama!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, tablet edition at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (eQnzo)

1660 onour own we are

Posted by: yoda at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (pwTow)

1661 Universal's Rachel Corrie ride...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (XkWWK)

1662
Stuart Smalley's microcock...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (lDWQr)

1663 closed for alterations

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (Cnqmv)

1664 St. Lucie blows

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (8EKcT)

1665 under new management

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:47 PM (Cnqmv)

1666 Said Edward Said...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:48 PM (XkWWK)

1667 Chris Christie thong...

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 10, 2012 07:48 PM (/YJYi)

1668
coarse chopped brown

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:48 PM (/wfB0)

1669
Paul Wellstone's birthday...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:48 PM (lDWQr)

1670 We renounce "tourism"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:48 PM (XkWWK)

1671 Rachel Maddow's g-string

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:48 PM (r2PLg)

1672 Across time/ space

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:48 PM (8EKcT)

1673 Satan's barbed cock

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:48 PM (SP4jC)

1674 for Starfleet Academy

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (I88Jc)

1675 your own risk

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (Cnqmv)

1676
Kim Kardashion's muffin...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (lDWQr)

1677

that's my liiiife

Posted by: Neil Hamburger at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (/wfB0)

1678 Whose your daddy?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (CPoFy)

1679 ...refills cream donuts...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (XkWWK)

1680 Al Gore's chakra

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (r2PLg)

1681 is not enough

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (uvzjj)

1682 Helen Thomas nude *moans*

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at November 10, 2012 07:49 PM (/YJYi)

1683 That's awfully rude.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:50 PM (uvzjj)

1684 no there, there

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:50 PM (Cnqmv)

1685
Elena Kagan's cock...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:50 PM (lDWQr)

1686 sniffing Troi's uni-tard

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:50 PM (I88Jc)

1687
pleases the blowhole.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:50 PM (/wfB0)

1688 Better a sock.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:50 PM (uvzjj)

1689 Rosie O' Donnell's melting point

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:50 PM (r2PLg)

1690 Monica likes cigars.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at November 10, 2012 07:50 PM (/YJYi)

1691 Houma Ass-taste Abedin...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (XkWWK)

1692
S E Cupp's melons....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (lDWQr)

1693 other people's money

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (Cnqmv)

1694 chris christie; RINO?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (SP4jC)

1695 Michael Moore's garbage

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (r2PLg)

1696 Bush exploded levees

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (CPoFy)

1697 entered Prof. Smith

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (I88Jc)

1698 Hippopotamus.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (uvzjj)

1699 NDH must assimilate


****

Not a chance!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (piMMO)

1700 batteries not included...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:51 PM (XkWWK)

1701
Danny Thomas style

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (/wfB0)

1702 (but not a RINO.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (uvzjj)

1703 slurping on the

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (r2PLg)

1704 is vastly overrated

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (Cnqmv)

1705

The O'Ingraham Factor

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (lDWQr)

1706 or whale?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (SP4jC)

1707 in normal orbit

Posted by: Lucky Starr at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (QAWXP)

1708 No more BigGulps

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (CPoFy)

1709 Back on the rail!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:52 PM (uvzjj)

1710 Shep Smith's tears

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (r2PLg)

1711 spineless fat politician

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (Cnqmv)

1712 Naked aliens weep

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (8EKcT)

1713 God Help Us !!!!!!!

Posted by: Very grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (zkSgu)

1714 Piss-flaps like draperies...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (XkWWK)

1715 release the kraken?

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (pwTow)

1716 NDH; resistance futile

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (SP4jC)

1717
Chris Matthew's insanity...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (lDWQr)

1718 straight to my ears

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (uvzjj)

1719 into futuristic bathhouses

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:53 PM (I88Jc)

1720 massive hilarity.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (uvzjj)

1721 was bit by

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (r2PLg)

1722
TSA fuckups..

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (lDWQr)

1723

is it safe?

Posted by: Szell at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (/wfB0)

1724 obama + chistie = 10

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (SP4jC)

1725 Shut the door!:

Posted by: the lady, not the tyger at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (QAWXP)

1726 Paula Broadwell sucks........

Posted by: Gen. Patraeus at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (/YJYi)

1727 asked Sandra Fluke

Posted by: Ian S. at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (OevbG)

1728 there will be (more) louses.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (uvzjj)

1729 need Wise Latina

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (CPoFy)

1730 With phasers drawn

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (8EKcT)

1731 an unpleasant unguent...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (XkWWK)

1732 that's not my

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:54 PM (r2PLg)

1733 Bring your chair

Posted by: Erse at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (RJgcR)

1734
Napolitano's camel toe...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (lDWQr)

1735 chistie? joke fail ;(

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (SP4jC)

1736 melded minds to

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (I88Jc)

1737 Laura Bush's bush

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (CPoFy)

1738 To my lair.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (uvzjj)

1739
was caught porking

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (/wfB0)

1740 Better than tush.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (uvzjj)

1741 could swallow Sahara

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (SP4jC)

1742 Better than working.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (uvzjj)

1743 abused a watermelon...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:56 PM (XkWWK)

1744 impartial judges ruled

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:56 PM (Cnqmv)

1745
Free birth control...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:56 PM (lDWQr)

1746 gets Brazilian wax

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:56 PM (CPoFy)

1747 Nirvana!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:56 PM (uvzjj)

1748 TSA == Brown Shirts

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:56 PM (SP4jC)

1749 Relax.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:56 PM (uvzjj)

1750
pathetic this is

Posted by: yes yoda again at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (pwTow)

1751 from Universal Nobodies

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (I88Jc)

1752
is turning Japanese

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (/wfB0)

1753
Ridin' the lightin'...

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (lDWQr)

1754 ravaged her like

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (r2PLg)

1755 Brown Warts.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (uvzjj)

1756 1734
Napolitano's camel toe...
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 07:55 PM (lDWQr)


Resembled Michelangelo's "Pieta..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (XkWWK)

1757 Disenchanted peasants grumbled

Posted by: Very grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (zkSgu)

1758 impartial judges? NOT!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (SP4jC)

1759 Mike.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (uvzjj)

1760 I abuse KFC.

Posted by: Chris Christie at November 10, 2012 07:57 PM (/YJYi)

1761 While Obama fumbled.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (uvzjj)

1762 the land wisely

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (Cnqmv)

1763 Chris Christie's donuts

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (r2PLg)

1764 Reverend Wright worshipped...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (XkWWK)

1765 They target hearts

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (8EKcT)

1766 Impartial fudges.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (uvzjj)

1767 grasping dreams tenuously

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (I88Jc)

1768 your papers please

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (Cnqmv)

1769 stock the bunker

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (CPoFy)

1770

"...The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 07:58 PM (/wfB0)

1771 Try these.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (uvzjj)

1772 There is no spirit

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (8EKcT)

1773 I'm losing it

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (SP4jC)

1774 I'd rather be a Dunker!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (uvzjj)

1775 I hate joooos

Posted by: Reverand Wright at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (/YJYi)

1776 brown, get down

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (Cnqmv)

1777 cash for clunkers

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (CPoFy)

1778 Help me Please !!!!!

Posted by: The chicken at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (zkSgu)

1779 Congrats.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (uvzjj)

1780 Tea Party, MSM!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (I88Jc)

1781 new thread please

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (fHUFz)

1782 Do! No try.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 07:59 PM (SP4jC)

1783 Committed ritual bukkake...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (XkWWK)

1784 That's not news.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (uvzjj)

1785 Blow'bama destroyed it

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (8EKcT)

1786

it's a trap

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (/wfB0)

1787 worshipped Dear Leader

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (Cnqmv)

1788 Over the cliff.......

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (zkSgu)

1789 Downtown!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (uvzjj)

1790 and then suddenly...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (XkWWK)

1791 Please Release Me

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (SP4jC)

1792 steal GlennBeck's seeds

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:00 PM (CPoFy)

1793 millionaires AND billionaires

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (Cnqmv)

1794 [Committed ritual bukkake...]



Please go on....

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (/YJYi)

1795 bomber jacket rocks

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (0yCoM)

1796 Over the border

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (SP4jC)

1797 There are no needs.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (uvzjj)

1798 dear God make it stop

Posted by: sypeach at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (pwTow)

1799 using telekinesis

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (I88Jc)

1800 For fuck's sake!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (XkWWK)

1801 fair shot for

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (Cnqmv)

1802 Rahm's finger in

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 08:01 PM (r2PLg)

1803 while I pondered

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (SP4jC)

1804 Don't make me flop!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (uvzjj)

1805 Appreciates Llarry's effort [1364]

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (FcR7P)

1806 Who will survive?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (8EKcT)

1807





OT: (I hit 1700 and 1800 - FREAKY)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (XkWWK)

1808 Is that a snake?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (uvzjj)

1809 "Hang on, Sloopy!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (XkWWK)

1810
burrito, extra spicy

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (/wfB0)

1811 I shall strive.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (uvzjj)

1812 The death thread.

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:02 PM (8EKcT)

1813 weak and weary

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (SP4jC)

1814 Martin Bashir's pantyhose

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (r2PLg)

1815 Yes it is.

Posted by: John Holmes at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (/YJYi)

1816 There's plenty of dread.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (uvzjj)

1817 buy bunker stock

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (CPoFy)

1818 encircling its prey

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (I88Jc)

1819 But also leery!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (uvzjj)

1820
The 70's called,

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:03 PM (/wfB0)

1821 Not at all like a rose.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (uvzjj)

1822 ALBINO PYGMY LESBIANS

Posted by: Big Sis at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (/pOsC)

1823 Wingnut, please.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (uvzjj)

1824 Suck Michelle's cock

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (CPoFy)

1825 It's better than cock!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (uvzjj)

1826 over many a quaint

[yeah? four words. I know. So sue me]

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (SP4jC)

1827 from Barbarella's residue

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (I88Jc)

1828 Touré pranced heartily...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (XkWWK)

1829 Is it Tina Fey?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:04 PM (uvzjj)

1830 [Come on 2000]

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 08:05 PM (/YJYi)

1831

," spake Robert Loggia,

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:05 PM (/wfB0)

1832 Hildabeast's deafening silence

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 10, 2012 08:05 PM (53riN)

1833 Obama's little dick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:05 PM (CPoFy)

1834 Fucking thespians!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:05 PM (uvzjj)

1835 It's Pillsbury's Cock-Helper!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:05 PM (XkWWK)

1836 Thread die hard

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:05 PM (8EKcT)

1837 Toure sucks cock.

Posted by: Reggie Love says "Trust Me" at November 10, 2012 08:05 PM (/YJYi)

1838 174 to go

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:06 PM (SP4jC)

1839
fumigated the salon

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:06 PM (/wfB0)

1840 That's not quite stew!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:06 PM (uvzjj)

1841 just won't fit

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:06 PM (CPoFy)

1842 "...No more! Please!"

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 10, 2012 08:06 PM (JVGuP)

1843 I'm counting words

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:06 PM (SP4jC)

1844 And spoke fartily.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:06 PM (uvzjj)

1845 I need a new razor

Posted by: mrs. obama's bush at November 10, 2012 08:06 PM (pwTow)

1846 dreamt my android

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (I88Jc)

1847 painful rectal itch

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (YMqWj)

1848 instead of blessings

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (SP4jC)

1849 [Now, on to chapter two!]

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (Iyg03)

1850 This notice is to officially declare this contest ended and normal commenting to begin.
This being the last post ever on this blog, care must be taken to not cut and paste from Microsoft Word.
That is all.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (BAnPT)

1851 with David Gregory's

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (r2PLg)

1852 Then , Atlas shrugged.....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (zkSgu)

1853
that's not alfredo

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (/wfB0)

1854 Apes, figs, grottoes

Posted by: Star Student Barry Obama, Indonesian Prince at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (FcR7P)

1855 It just slips

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (CPoFy)

1856 Galt you Bama

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (8EKcT)

1857 Don't quit!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:07 PM (uvzjj)

1858 more FBI guys....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 08:08 PM (YMqWj)

1859 blasting exhaust ports

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:08 PM (I88Jc)

1860 Up your ass.

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:08 PM (8EKcT)

1861 Lord have mercy

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 10, 2012 08:08 PM (2rMmy)

1862 that toothpick prick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:08 PM (CPoFy)

1863
was pungeoned again

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:09 PM (/wfB0)

1864 scringe stone master

[bonus points to anyone knows where THAT line comes from]

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:09 PM (SP4jC)

1865 MeganFox is hot

Posted by: yeah I'm a girl so what at November 10, 2012 08:09 PM (pwTow)

1866 Chapter II

Embiggening.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:09 PM (FcR7P)

1867 I like her a lot.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:09 PM (uvzjj)

1868 Stinkfinger's Lorentzian manifold

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 08:09 PM (0yCoM)

1869
This Ace fellow

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (/wfB0)

1870 Doctor Who

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (BAnPT)

1871 1849 NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (SP4jC)

1872 biting wookie nipples

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (I88Jc)

1873 Does he bellow?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (uvzjj)

1874 Pelosi's mink whip...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (XkWWK)

1875 gots big ears

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (CPoFy)

1876 Making lots of ripples.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (uvzjj)

1877 Burn, it shall.

Posted by: Yoda at November 10, 2012 08:10 PM (FcR7P)

1878 Better than her slip.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (uvzjj)

1879
Welcome to the

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (/wfB0)

1880 hair in teeth

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (SP4jC)

1881 But what about tears?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (uvzjj)

1882 red cunt hairs...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (XkWWK)

1883 Pelosi's mink whip...

____________

tickled Barney Frank's....

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (r2PLg)

1884 IRS run wild

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (8EKcT)

1885 stickier than

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (FcR7P)

1886 straddling R2-D2 like

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (I88Jc)

1887 This might not end well.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (uvzjj)

1888 and big ego

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (CPoFy)

1889 let's hijack thread

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 08:11 PM (fHUFz)

1890
- FINI -

Posted by: Max Power at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (+wxCD)

1891 Hi Ho! Silver!

Posted by: Obama lied, Americans died at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (CTIW2)

1892 @2000: i'm OUT!

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (SP4jC)

1893 Chapter two : Screwed

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (zkSgu)

1894 Let's have fun instead.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (uvzjj)

1895 Like killer hedgehogs

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (8EKcT)

1896 "klaatu barada nikto"

Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillain-Billionaire-Layabout at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (k1vsl)

1897 Dumbshit says what?

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (FcR7P)

1898 bombed Pearl Bailey...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (XkWWK)

1899 but ittybitty dick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (CPoFy)

1900 Try not to pout.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:12 PM (uvzjj)

1901 1886 straddling R2-D2 like

_____________________

a MSNBC intern

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 08:13 PM (r2PLg)

1902 That's rather lewd.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:13 PM (uvzjj)

1903 Tastier than Hot Dogs.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:13 PM (uvzjj)

1904 noting Gort's bulge

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:13 PM (I88Jc)

1905
end well this will not

Posted by: yoda at November 10, 2012 08:13 PM (pwTow)

1906 [does each comment take only the storage needed or is there a formatted minimum? If so we're burning up server space]

Mmmmmm Server space

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:13 PM (SP4jC)

1907 Don't have a hat.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:14 PM (uvzjj)

1908 to flatter me.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 10, 2012 08:14 PM (FcR7P)

1909 ...though the mermaid...

[Man, this is turning out great! This could be the next Rome Sweet Rome!]

Posted by: Andrew S. at November 10, 2012 08:14 PM (9L8gm)

1910 4 words now

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:14 PM (8EKcT)

1911 I do that daily.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:14 PM (uvzjj)

1912 bored we are

Posted by: yoda at November 10, 2012 08:14 PM (pwTow)

1913 More details forthcoming

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 08:14 PM (zkSgu)

1914 Make sure you don't lick.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:14 PM (uvzjj)

1915 Horny we are...

Posted by: Sexy Yoda at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (/YJYi)

1916 Michelle's sexually frustrated

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (CPoFy)

1917 That's rather hot.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (uvzjj)

1918 "Quick! Into the

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (FcR7P)

1919
little green foosballs

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (/wfB0)

1920 Quo vadis?

Posted by: powdered whig at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (TVtzh)

1921 Nero in 2016

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (EEbxC)

1922 But what about lace?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (uvzjj)

1923 Fuck the3

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:15 PM (8EKcT)

1924 money we make

Posted by: blog at November 10, 2012 08:16 PM (pwTow)

1925 Watch this drive...

Posted by: Sir Shanksalot at November 10, 2012 08:16 PM (FcR7P)

1926 I miss spam

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:16 PM (SP4jC)

1927 don't eat babble-fish

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:16 PM (I88Jc)

1928 Charle's Johnson's bikeshorts

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 08:16 PM (r2PLg)

1929 Obama's castrated.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:16 PM (uvzjj)

1930 cuzza that limpdick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:16 PM (CPoFy)

1931
tastes kinda like

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:16 PM (/wfB0)

1932 Ouch, that's my

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:17 PM (FcR7P)

1933 the pipes

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:17 PM (SP4jC)

1934 Take! Take! Take!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:17 PM (uvzjj)

1935 i'm bored too

Posted by: chicken at November 10, 2012 08:17 PM (pwTow)

1936 Cheaters abound

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:17 PM (8EKcT)

1937 Hold my beer...

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 08:17 PM (Xbnfi)

1938 worming Chekov's mind

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:17 PM (I88Jc)

1939 What about Vietnam?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:17 PM (uvzjj)

1940 It's the best dish.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (uvzjj)

1941 Doctor says to

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (FcR7P)

1942
Matt Yglesias dry-humping

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (/wfB0)

1943 sleeps with fishes

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (XkWWK)

1944 the lacey wigs

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (SP4jC)

1945 words with friends

Posted by: this is stupid at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (pwTow)

1946 FUCK CHUCK!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (uvzjj)

1947 freaking space-whales!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (I88Jc)

1948 ... and whatch this!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (Xbnfi)

1949 Expand the words 4

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (8EKcT)

1950 the stompy boots

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (SP4jC)

1951 Obama shoves shit

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (CPoFy)

1952 dripped off my

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (FcR7P)

1953 hold my beer

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (SP4jC)

1954 Haven't seen them around.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:18 PM (uvzjj)

1955 Wipeout girls hot

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (I88Jc)

1956 will blog break?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (SP4jC)

1957 throttled double-Dutch transformation

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (0yCoM)

1958 Have no fear!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (uvzjj)

1959 waiting for action

Posted by: chicken at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (pwTow)

1960 what's the record?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (SP4jC)

1961 MUMR won't count

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (FcR7P)

1962 BIG surprise.

Release of report showing record food-stamp rolls delayed until after election

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (piMMO)

1963 Then thread will survive

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (8EKcT)

1964
Charlie Sheen and

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:19 PM (/wfB0)

1965 woman Ms. Lewinski...

Posted by: Bosco Hershey at November 10, 2012 08:20 PM (Aki9n)

1966 jUGGS, jUGGS, jUGGS...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:20 PM (XkWWK)

1967 Are we there?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:20 PM (SP4jC)

1968 dripped off my

______________

short and soft...

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 08:20 PM (r2PLg)

1969 And grow exponentially too

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:20 PM (8EKcT)

1970 ," she said, gulping.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:20 PM (FcR7P)

1971 Give us some more!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:20 PM (uvzjj)

1972 with his toothpickdick

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:20 PM (CPoFy)

1973 This is pathetic

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (X3lox)

1974 Thread? Tampon string...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (XkWWK)

1975 socket to me?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (SP4jC)

1976 constricting black holes

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (I88Jc)

1977
all over itself

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (/wfB0)

1978 where, exactly. Here?

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (FcR7P)

1979 but so appealing

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (SP4jC)

1980 O has tits

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (CPoFy)

1981 Queens still dark


Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (BAnPT)

1982 Don't make me dismount.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (uvzjj)

1983 For God's sake please!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (8EKcT)

1984 Obama goes golfing

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 08:21 PM (BAnPT)

1985 Prezy driz whizzle

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (SP4jC)

1986 Can we see

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (/YJYi)

1987 fisting German midgets...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (XkWWK)

1988 Starting to hallucinate

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (SP4jC)

1989 I'm watching it live!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (uvzjj)

1990 sucks Red Dwarf

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (I88Jc)

1991 Here we go .....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (zkSgu)

1992 Go.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (uvzjj)

1993 You lose.

Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (9F2c1)

1994 we're almost there

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (SP4jC)

1995 One more fucking word!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (8EKcT)

1996 chinese water torture

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (pwTow)

1997 the flag from

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (/YJYi)

1998 Deliverance at 2000

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (FcR7P)

1999 2000

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (SP4jC)

2000 ME!!!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:22 PM (uvzjj)

2001 YES YES YES

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (XkWWK)

2002 queen-to-king's level eight

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (0yCoM)

2003 here we go

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (pwTow)

2004 here, on Mars?

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (/YJYi)

2005 See?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (uvzjj)

2006 NOooooooooo

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (SP4jC)

2007 words fail YOU!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (I88Jc)

2008 hahahahahahha

Posted by: 2000 aint shit at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (pwTow)

2009
with a chainsaw

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (/wfB0)

2010 fisting German midgets...

_____________

walked into Shep's...

Posted by: tasker at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (r2PLg)

2011 It's been blown.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:23 PM (uvzjj)

2012 1700, 1800, 2001

(not bad!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:24 PM (XkWWK)

2013 FUCK OBAMA

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:24 PM (uvzjj)

2014 stretching dimensions of

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:24 PM (I88Jc)

2015 3000 will tip!

Posted by: Hank C. Johnson at November 10, 2012 08:24 PM (/YJYi)

2016 Milky white glutes

Posted by: Andrew sullivan at November 10, 2012 08:24 PM (mcWHD)

2017 elvis has left

Posted by: the building at November 10, 2012 08:24 PM (pwTow)

2018 learn that poem

Posted by: our gang at November 10, 2012 08:24 PM (TVtzh)

2019
And Influence People

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:25 PM (/wfB0)

2020 you will blow me

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:25 PM (SP4jC)

2021 Chapter III beginneth...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:25 PM (XkWWK)

2022 four words to 4000? who's with me?

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:25 PM (SP4jC)

2023 riding shiny Cyclons

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:25 PM (I88Jc)

2024
zipped the fly

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:26 PM (/wfB0)

2025
drink we must

Posted by: bored yoda at November 10, 2012 08:26 PM (pwTow)

2026 Save me please!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:26 PM (8EKcT)

2027 Chapter III: The Storm Approaches

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:26 PM (SP4jC)

2028 In God I trust.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:26 PM (uvzjj)

2029 four words to 4000? who's with me?


Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:25 PM (SP4jC)


Tip this motherfucker ovah!

Posted by: Hank C. Johnson Jr. at November 10, 2012 08:26 PM (/YJYi)

2030
sharted, and then

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:27 PM (/wfB0)

2031 Drink I will

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:27 PM (8EKcT)

2032 once upon a time

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 08:27 PM (pwTow)

2033
call it mayonnaise

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:28 PM (/wfB0)

2034 Obama didn't suck

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:28 PM (uvzjj)

2035 For my sanity

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:28 PM (8EKcT)

2036 [I've got to go hit my head against a wall]

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:28 PM (SP4jC)

2037 I am done...


no, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:28 PM (XkWWK)

2038 Two-thousand comment threads? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 10, 2012 08:28 PM (9F2c1)

2039 if we ignore it it will go away?

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 08:29 PM (pwTow)

2040 MEHR!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:29 PM (uvzjj)

2041 a monster groped

Posted by: Norcross at November 10, 2012 08:29 PM (THNke)

2042 and then eloped

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:29 PM (uvzjj)

2043 Back to three

*******
So Fuck me

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:29 PM (8EKcT)

2044 Oh dear God....someone, anyone put up a new thread!!!

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 08:30 PM (X6akg)

2045 Heehee.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:30 PM (uvzjj)

2046 catching Klingon sweat

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:30 PM (I88Jc)

2047 Three words: make this shit stop!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 10, 2012 08:30 PM (FcR7P)

2048 Alabama got beat

Posted by: Not an Artist at November 10, 2012 08:30 PM (uRumV)

2049 two times, gently

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:30 PM (/wfB0)

2050 I might go to bed.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:30 PM (uvzjj)

2051 Nice Rack Honey

Posted by: Not an Artist at November 10, 2012 08:31 PM (uRumV)

2052 laughing they are

Posted by: blog people at November 10, 2012 08:31 PM (pwTow)

2053 If MUMR sleeps ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 08:32 PM (gh+mp)

2054
said Tom, swiftly.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:32 PM (/wfB0)

2055 endure persevere pervert

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:32 PM (I88Jc)

2056 Later, all.

God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:32 PM (uvzjj)

2057 just got real

Posted by: shit at November 10, 2012 08:32 PM (pwTow)

2058 Integrative complexity fails

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 10, 2012 08:32 PM (Md8Uo)

2059 clowns ... with fangs!!!

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 08:32 PM (gh+mp)

2060 Fighting Irish score!

Posted by: Palandine at November 10, 2012 08:33 PM (g7D8V)

2061 my complexion failed...

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 08:33 PM (gh+mp)

2062 [Making liquor run]

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:33 PM (U3OzJ)

2063 differential equations, ditto ...

Posted by: Adriane at November 10, 2012 08:34 PM (gh+mp)

2064 Allah Pundit said...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:34 PM (/wfB0)

2065 Tommyknockers wearing knickerbockers

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:34 PM (I88Jc)

2066 midgets..everywhere, midgets

Posted by: kevin at November 10, 2012 08:34 PM (kNiw0)

2067 2047 fuckin hilarious

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:34 PM (8EKcT)

2068 It's been fun

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:35 PM (U3OzJ)

2069
Is this over?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 10, 2012 08:35 PM (Md8Uo)

2070 Faster, higher, stronger

Posted by: AD at November 10, 2012 08:36 PM (EEbxC)

2071
They're all allright

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:36 PM (/wfB0)

2072 ...said Zoidberg

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:36 PM (I88Jc)

2073 Am I done?

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:36 PM (U3OzJ)

2074 Let's get small

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 10, 2012 08:36 PM (Md8Uo)

2075 And boobs boobs

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:37 PM (8EKcT)

2076
boobbelts too, and

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:37 PM (/wfB0)

2077 Inky dinky parlez-vous

Posted by: our gang at November 10, 2012 08:37 PM (TVtzh)

2078 See ya later

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:37 PM (U3OzJ)

2079 to a tee

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:37 PM (I88Jc)

2080 Deadline for withdrawal?

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:38 PM (8EKcT)

2081 alligator tots n taters

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:38 PM (U3OzJ)

2082 Keeps on going .....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 08:39 PM (zkSgu)

2083
Biden frenching the

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 10, 2012 08:39 PM (/wfB0)

2084 Needs Iambic Pentameter

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 10, 2012 08:40 PM (kzejo)

2085 holy- still here?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 10, 2012 08:40 PM (DoZD+)

2086 it should rhyme

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 10, 2012 08:41 PM (kzejo)

2087 big giant titties

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 10, 2012 08:41 PM (Iyg03)

2088 WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER?

Posted by: The King at November 10, 2012 08:42 PM (TVtzh)

2089 Yabba dabba do

*******

I'm out too!

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:42 PM (8EKcT)

2090 Oh dear God....someone, anyone put up a new thread!!!


****


I appealed to the horde on twitter about 1000 comments ago!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 08:42 PM (piMMO)

2091 to ravage space

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:43 PM (I88Jc)

2092 Troll free thread

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 08:44 PM (6JMZR)

2093 onto vodka tonics

Posted by: L, just L at November 10, 2012 08:44 PM (U3OzJ)

2094 I use to start at the top....now I start at the bottom and read up. I think I may go to bed or hang on for 20 to see if there is any new material.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 10, 2012 08:45 PM (CiTOH)

2095 her singularity, driven

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 08:46 PM (0yCoM)

2096 Thousands of emails

Posted by: Long Island at November 10, 2012 08:46 PM (tNwd1)

2097 Its new morons

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:46 PM (8EKcT)

2098 Crazed with moronmania

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:47 PM (8EKcT)

2099 Lets go running

Posted by: Long Island at November 10, 2012 08:49 PM (tNwd1)

2100 And I'm one

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:49 PM (8EKcT)

2101 No scroll. Radio!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 08:49 PM (6JMZR)

2102 The WarCock Rises

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 08:49 PM (TLIC6)

2103 num num num

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:50 PM (XkWWK)

2104 Let's try story

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 08:50 PM (6JMZR)

2105 I will start

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 08:51 PM (6JMZR)

2106 And I'm done

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:51 PM (8EKcT)

2107 Aww, fuck it.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 10, 2012 08:51 PM (Gmp2Z)

2108 It was a...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 10, 2012 08:51 PM (6JMZR)

2109 destroyed Planet Mu-Nuvia..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:51 PM (XkWWK)

2110 Overnight Open Thread

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 10, 2012 08:51 PM (i0App)

2111 Jogging and adultery

Posted by: Long Island at November 10, 2012 08:52 PM (tNwd1)

2112
Papa Johns cutting hours on employees
http://t.co/WGcBsbL

Posted by: shit at November 10, 2012 08:52 PM (pwTow)

2113 Jug Eared Fuck

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 08:52 PM (TLIC6)

2114 Its been fun

Posted by: Guido at November 10, 2012 08:52 PM (8EKcT)

2115 needs Islamic pentameter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2012 08:53 PM (XkWWK)

2116 ...and America died.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 10, 2012 08:53 PM (Gmp2Z)

2117 pork for supper

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 08:53 PM (W5c4e)

2118
we have the power to stop this.
Hillary too busy to testify

Posted by: shit at November 10, 2012 08:53 PM (pwTow)

2119 pork for lunch

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 08:54 PM (W5c4e)

2120 off shitty sock

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 08:54 PM (pwTow)

2121 hitting rock bottom

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 08:55 PM (W5c4e)

2122 Pizza sales down?

Posted by: Long Island at November 10, 2012 08:55 PM (tNwd1)

2123 my apologies...rules

Posted by: Molly k. at November 10, 2012 08:55 PM (CiTOH)

2124 Charlton fookin Heston

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 08:56 PM (TLIC6)

2125 seriously, don't make me pull this car over.

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 08:56 PM (pwTow)

2126 You've got guns.

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 08:56 PM (W5c4e)

2127 "Fake," she confessed.

Posted by: Randall Hoven at November 10, 2012 08:56 PM (GZuBv)

2128 ....panting neoprene hatracks....

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 10, 2012 08:56 PM (b7h89)

2129 make wicked weaponry.

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 08:58 PM (W5c4e)

2130 RipDaddy shows [4s, 4h] for four fours

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 08:58 PM (TLIC6)

2131 ....narcissistic elevator monkey.

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 10, 2012 08:58 PM (b7h89)

2132 strangling urchins' hopes

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 08:59 PM (I88Jc)

2133 Can you dance

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 08:59 PM (W5c4e)

2134 What? Still? Insane.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 08:59 PM (SP4jC)

2135 Let's kill it.

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 09:00 PM (W5c4e)

2136 [Whose ideas was this?]

Posted by: Ronster at November 10, 2012 09:00 PM (nQMHQ)

2137 Praying for ONT !!!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 09:00 PM (zkSgu)

2138 rdbrewer must pay

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 09:00 PM (SP4jC)

2139 It's not helping.

Posted by: totallybored at November 10, 2012 09:00 PM (W5c4e)

2140 ONT !!!!! ONT !!!!!! PLEASE !!!!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 10, 2012 09:01 PM (zkSgu)

2141 IhopeNotredameloses. Doesthiscountastwowords?

Posted by: Molly k. at November 10, 2012 09:01 PM (CiTOH)

2142
....12 monkeys flingin'....

Posted by: punchinbobo at November 10, 2012 09:02 PM (OXFtg)

2143 succumb to bumptiousness

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 09:02 PM (I88Jc)

2144 by harvesting CoronalMassEjections

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 09:03 PM (0yCoM)

2145
gone on for

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 09:03 PM (qEts0)

2146 Miss Me Yet?

Posted by: Ripley .45 at November 10, 2012 09:03 PM (TLIC6)

2147 Call me Ishmael

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 09:04 PM (SP4jC)

2148 I want my............

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag]

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 10, 2012 09:05 PM (Gmp2Z)

2149 Moby's a dick

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 09:05 PM (SP4jC)

2150 Star Trek Space-whale?

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 09:05 PM (I88Jc)

2151 And a whale

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 09:05 PM (SP4jC)

2152 [Question: I've read Petraeus' letter to the CIA but is there an actual letter of resignation somewhere that I might have missed?]

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 09:06 PM (piMMO)

2153 2141 NO

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 09:06 PM (SP4jC)

2154 minimalism am hard

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 09:07 PM (SP4jC)

2155 This wearies me

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 09:08 PM (nkiQM)

2156 this thread has gone on for 4 1/2 hours. Please make it stop.

Posted by: spypeach at November 10, 2012 09:08 PM (pwTow)

2157 28 hours/week

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 09:10 PM (nkiQM)

2158 who care ndh? who the fuck or what the fuck can anybody do about it?

We've been served. big time. told to suck balls and pay up.

Now stop trying to wish that nov 6 didn't happen or that there's something any one here can do about it now.

I'm not interested anymore about the fuck wad in Office because we've been played like a fucking cello. by "our" side, by their side and by the powers that be.

best to exert some energy figuring out how to survive the coming years and have some amusement and distraction now and then.

this is what we're trying to do here.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 09:10 PM (SP4jC)

2159 Too wordy, Jcw46!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 09:11 PM (nkiQM)

2160 [Troll free thread]
Polls don't lie!!!

Posted by: greg at November 10, 2012 09:13 PM (nkiQM)

2161 wON"T there be an ONT ?

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 09:13 PM (fHUFz)

2162 ONanisTs, god sees!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 09:15 PM (I88Jc)

2163 miserable failure

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2012 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

2164 i want my

i want my

i want my ONT

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 09:15 PM (fHUFz)

2165 [Let me correct myself.]

Stuttering clusterfuck of

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2012 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

2166 a miserable failure.

Posted by: rickl at November 10, 2012 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

2167 Ignore that ONT!

Posted by: derit at November 10, 2012 09:17 PM (I88Jc)

2168 Funny for nothin'

moronettes for free

Posted by: seamrog at November 10, 2012 09:19 PM (fHUFz)

2169 ONT at last!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 09:21 PM (nkiQM)

2170 who care ndh? who the fuck or what the fuck can anybody do about it?

We've been served. big time. told to suck balls and pay up.

Now stop trying to wish that nov 6 didn't happen or that there's something any one here can do about it now.

I'm
not interested anymore about the fuck wad in Office because we've been
played like a fucking cello. by "our" side, by their side and by the
powers that be.

best to exert some energy figuring out how to survive the coming years and have some amusement and distraction now and then.

this is what we're trying to do here.


****

So? Would that be a 'No'?

And, while you're losing your shit remarking on something I never fucking said, perhaps you can take your head out of your own ass long enough to kiss my merry ass.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 09:21 PM (piMMO)

2171 NDH (in re the 3 word story thread)

I don't mind that you kept trying to jack the thread but you kept doing it with stuff that I really don't see the point in discussing today or any day.

If you take my tirade as a personal attack on you, I'm sorry. It wasn't meant to be so I'll be a man and apologize for what I said even though I didn't mean for it to be taken as a personal attack.

I did not however curse you as you have just done nor did I make any comments about you personally.

So maybe you've got some inner rage you ought to resolve too.

Let bygones be bygones. If that's not the case then that's YOUR problem.

Posted by: Jcw46 at November 10, 2012 10:08 PM (SP4jC)

2172 Please, end it.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 10:14 PM (nkiQM)

2173 Plop, plop, fizz...

Posted by: Annoying little twink at November 10, 2012 10:27 PM (/A1Rb)

2174 Total. Protonic. Reversal.

Posted by: Egon at November 10, 2012 10:38 PM (TVtzh)

2175 Holy shit Batman

Posted by: sTevo at November 10, 2012 10:40 PM (VMcEw)

2176 Hey, where'd everybody go?

Posted by: Amelia Earhart at November 10, 2012 10:58 PM (/A1Rb)

2177 What's this wire?

Posted by: G.I. Joe at November 10, 2012 11:37 PM (TVtzh)

2178 Give strong drink

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 11:42 PM (LCZ3l)

2179 unto him that

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 11:42 PM (LCZ3l)

2180 is ready to

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 11:42 PM (LCZ3l)

2181 perish, wine unto

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 11:42 PM (LCZ3l)

2182 those that be

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 11:43 PM (LCZ3l)

2183 of heavy hearts

Posted by: i like achors 2012 at November 10, 2012 11:43 PM (LCZ3l)

2184 2016 GOP nominee?

Posted by: CarolT at November 11, 2012 12:03 AM (z4WKX)

2185 [What the Fuck. I leave for only abt. 900 comments and come back to loathing and anger? Ok! Now we're getting somewhere. Ok.3 words.

Hijackers Dbags. Goodnight.

Posted by: Guido at November 11, 2012 12:30 AM (8EKcT)

2186 Taken red pill,

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at November 11, 2012 01:20 AM (3wuDa)

2187 cut blue wire.

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at November 11, 2012 01:21 AM (3wuDa)

2188
Bob Beckel exploded

Posted by: norrin radd at November 11, 2012 01:34 AM (KEWci)

2189
an Obama phone

Posted by: YFS at November 11, 2012 01:47 AM (zTBag)

2190 sound, that came

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 01:55 AM (DBH1h)

2191 first, like wood

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 01:56 AM (DBH1h)

2192 smoke, filtering into

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 01:56 AM (DBH1h)

2193 my brain.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 01:57 AM (DBH1h)

2194 I could still

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 01:58 AM (DBH1h)

2195 hear the stream

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 01:58 AM (DBH1h)

2196 rushing past the

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 01:59 AM (DBH1h)

2197 entrance to the

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 01:59 AM (DBH1h)

2198 cave where I

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:01 AM (DBH1h)

2199 had tried to

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:02 AM (DBH1h)

2200 hide from the

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:02 AM (DBH1h)

2201 marooone horde outside!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:05 AM (DBH1h)

2202 I hear them.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:06 AM (DBH1h)

2203 I hear them.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:07 AM (DBH1h)

2204 Their noses pressed

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:07 AM (DBH1h)

2205 to the ground

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:08 AM (DBH1h)

2206 like dogs sniffing

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:08 AM (DBH1h)

2207 extra crispy bacon!!

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:08 AM (DBH1h)

2208 The Commander had

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:09 AM (DBH1h)

2209 warned me not

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:10 AM (DBH1h)

2210 to bring the

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:10 AM (DBH1h)

2211 bacon with me.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:10 AM (DBH1h)

2212 Who's sorry now?

Posted by: and irresolute at November 11, 2012 02:11 AM (DBH1h)

2213 JudgeRoy has Guns.

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 11, 2012 02:46 AM (L2nsu)

2214 free choom cellphone

Posted by: Bush stole my teddybear at November 11, 2012 03:41 AM (Kflw4)

2215 Naughty Neko Maid

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 11, 2012 04:57 AM (B9up3)

2216 Expressed his glands

Posted by: sTevo at November 11, 2012 05:55 AM (VMcEw)

2217 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

Posted by: AcidPOP at November 11, 2012 06:21 AM (b+p88)

2218 Jones, Van Jones

Posted by: AcidPOP at November 11, 2012 06:22 AM (b+p88)

2219 Stern, Andy Stern

Posted by: AcidPOP at November 11, 2012 06:23 AM (b+p88)

2220 Rahm deadfish Rambo.

Posted by: AcidPOP at November 11, 2012 06:28 AM (b+p88)

2221 [Sorry, I'm generally nicer and less off-beat. You know where to find me. That was funny. Thanks]

Posted by: AcidPOP at November 11, 2012 07:09 AM (b+p88)

2222
Good night, Gracie.

Posted by: jhstuart at November 11, 2012 07:24 AM (56M1t)

2223 Gimmee free stuff

Posted by: OldTexasChic at November 11, 2012 07:35 AM (k2qj/)

2224 Moochelle's perfect shoulders

Posted by: OldTexasChic at November 11, 2012 07:36 AM (k2qj/)

2225 Fluke Obama Messina

Posted by: Mary at November 11, 2012 07:41 AM (Bf+ur)

2226 18 holes of golf

Posted by: michelekelly at November 11, 2012 08:29 AM (KD02z)

2227 Joe Biden

Posted by: Dave H at November 11, 2012 01:05 PM (k85z0)

2228 .....happily ever after.

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 11, 2012 07:00 PM (9x3Ia)






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