Laugh: Boston Globe Shocked To Learn That Elizabeth Warren Is A Slogan-Spouting Lightweight

A very odd and shaky performance.

She seems like she's stupid and empty.

The press discovers all sorts of crazy things days after an election.

Posted by: Ace at 02:27 PM



Comments

1 Tomahawk chop

Posted by: Mekan at November 09, 2012 02:29 PM (hm8tW)

2 Hi How Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya!

Posted by: Lizzie Jack Warren at November 09, 2012 02:29 PM (wwsoB)

3 There are certain people from the opposition you WANT in office.

Because their behavior will prove repellent.

Fauxcohantas is one. Alan Grayson is another.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 09, 2012 02:29 PM (ymG7s)

4 Seems?

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM (nUgg3)

5 Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: JDTAY at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM (a0nis)

6 Funny how you discover all this stuff 3 days AFTER the election.. isn't it?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM (f9c2L)

7 Liz Warren commenting on the fiscal cliff:


"GERONIMO ! ! ! ! !"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM (XkWWK)

8
She is an idiot. All devoted hardcore leftwingers like her are idiots. Coingrats MA .

Posted by: Fresh at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM (O7ksG)

9 good for you

Posted by: postal at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM (Kxz3Y)

10 Hi Ace,

You might be interested in this:
Demographics haven't killed the GOP -- yetlink in the URL

Posted by: Comrade J at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM (6kkPP)

11 Buy the ticket, take the ride. -- HST

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM (zucZS)

12 I propose to punish all those who benefitted unfairly

HOW?

Racist !!!

Posted by: Lizzie Jack Warren at November 09, 2012 02:31 PM (wwsoB)

13 7
Liz Warren commenting on the fiscal cliff:





"GERONIMO ! ! ! ! !"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:30 PM

Early thread winner!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2012 02:31 PM (wwsoB)

14 What's with that retarded posture?

http://tinyurl.com/b3d27mj

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2012 02:32 PM (QKKT0)

15 Like they care.

Unserious electorate elects unserious politicians.

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 09, 2012 02:32 PM (NuQ2+)

16 She could consist of some protoplasm and a spleen with a (D) next to it, and we'll endorse her.

Posted by: Boston Globe at November 09, 2012 02:32 PM (817Ah)

17 Hey, we just found out that she's not a real Indian!!!

Posted by: Boston Globe at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (wwsoB)

18 Rule 5: Ridicule is man's most potent weapon

If the GOP doesn't start mocking these people in public, we should give up now.

Obama set the standard.

BURN THEM (rhetorically )

Posted by: burned cut-loop at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (SX6wc)

19 I was just noting something.



I rarely get on Facebook, but I have the past couple of days in order to comment on the state of the country. <.< Such as it is (the country, I mean).



Anyhow, I posted a modified version of a poem I wrote for the Humpday Poetry Thread here on AOS about two years ago, after the 2010 midterms, expressing ridicule for how Congress hadn't passed a budget in two years.



It's still relevant today. >_> ....two years later....



Third world circus.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (X1PJ8)

20 Does THIS represent Harvard? Really?

Well, I guess the SCoaMF is enough of a stain that Warren can't make it any worse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (QKKT0)

21 That many soft-ball questions from the throne-sniffers at the BG and she still couldn't hit one?

Debby Stabenow (MI-Dumb) and Patty Murray (WA-Dumb) may have some competition for the dumbest Senator contest.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (nUgg3)

22 I swallowed my bile and voted for Brown, what's the rest of MA's excuse?

Moving to NH soon anyways, but it seems all for naught in the long run.

Posted by: Gaff at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (jPS2y)

23 What happens with her unlicensed practice of law now?

Posted by: wte9 at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (ZL7LA)

24 Linked on the Boston Globe page is an article defending her - oh, she's just tired!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (C4dFv)

25 What stage of grief is it when every time it gets worse I just laugh? I literally laughed out loud reading this. I don't care.

Let it burn is the new black.

Posted by: Mr pink at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (Zzyhu)

26 They wanted it, they got it. They had a decent liberal Republican. But as I predicted long ago, he was defeated because he did not catch them off guard this time.


I thought maybe the lying big chief wampum would give him a chance as everyone in the country, including Boston papers were ridiculing her.


But alas, a large portion of the MA voter are just plain STUPID.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (YdQQY)

27 13 Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2012 02:31 PM (wwsoB)


Thanks. Nice website you got!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:34 PM (XkWWK)

28 I just heard they're thinking about taxing blogs. That's good news for AllenG because we all know he doesn't have one.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2012 02:34 PM (BuSM8)

29 BTW, that woman could really use a couple of pillows in her jacket or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2012 02:34 PM (QKKT0)

30 FUCK.


I can’t stand to think about this.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 09, 2012 02:34 PM (w41GQ)

31 We know 8 million people voted for a judge in a state with a population of 3.7 million people. Almost all of the blue counties in Colorado were voting at 110-140% of population. Our electoral college will not work if we do not make it work. The electorate has had their vote stolen. We fix this, or our country will die. I know, strong words. Truer words cannot be spoken about our country in this day. We depend on our party leaders to do the right thing. We depend on these people to bring the issues to court, make the recounts happen. Get Mitt Romney in office! It's not over until the elector college, unless the RNC has given up.

Posted by: Mary Brem at November 09, 2012 02:34 PM (xPhDT)

32 Warren will make Kerry look competent and thoughtful.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 09, 2012 02:34 PM (zucZS)

33 15 Like they care.

Unserious electorate elects unserious politicians.

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 09, 2012 02:32 PM (NuQ2+)


3 words: Senator Ashley Judd

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:35 PM (XkWWK)

34
From now on, she's Senator Stupid though Senator Fauxchohauntus still has a nice ring to it.

Senator!!!! How much wampum is it going to cost the American taxpayer!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:35 PM (C4dFv)

35 Dances With Fools

Posted by: dogfish at November 09, 2012 02:35 PM (N2yhW)

36 "You have to ELECT me to find out what's INSIDE me!!!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2012 02:35 PM (wtvvX)

37 her cheek bones are not that high.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (Ho2rs)

38 25 Let it burn is the new black.
Posted by: Mr pink at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (Zzyhu)


Let it burn = LIB

I think it's the new SCOAMF

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (XkWWK)

39 Hey Lizzie, Ruth Buzzi called and she wants her hairstyle back

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (wwsoB)

40 Don't forget how lucky John Tierney(D) was. I was laughing when they painted Richard Tisei(R), the gay candidate who sponsored a transgender bathroom bill when he was a state senator, as an extremeconservative!!!

Posted by: Lynne at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (+Uv5V)

41 Mazola, corn goodness.

Posted by: The Free Shit Mafia at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (NIZHJ)

42 From now on, she's Senator Stupid though Senator Fauxchohauntus still has a nice ring to it.

*cough*

Posted by: Sen. Barbara Boxer at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (QKKT0)

43 I can easily say 'Senator Fauxchohauntus stands by and represents all Native Americans'.

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (vGVmk)

44 The last time MA had any rational voters it was a colony.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (YdQQY)

45 Also: not a fucking Indian.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (YSkOI)

46 Senator!!!! How much wampum is it going to cost the American taxpayer!

Posted by: Walkers!

Uhh, no. It'll be how much wampum can we squeeze out of the American taxpayer.

Posted by: dogfish at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (N2yhW)

47
It is known as the cradle and grave of American independence.

What is Massachussetts.

Correct for $16 Trillion.

Posted by: Jaws at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (4I3Uo)

48 >>>36 "You have to ELECT me to find out what's INSIDE me!!!" Posted by: Tex Lovera

Dude! Are you volunteering? Wear a condom.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (C4dFv)

49 only 20% of the Senate is women?? This is a travesty, there should be some kind of 50-50 rule!

Posted by: JDP at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (60GaT)

50 41 Mazola, corn goodness.
Posted by: The Free Shit Mafia at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (NIZHJ)


Ancient Chinese secret.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (XkWWK)

51 It's Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: The Free Shit Mafia at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (NIZHJ)

52 I wish there was a decent youtube clip of Chris Farley's 'What'd you do?!' moment.

Seems appropriate.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:38 PM (YSkOI)

53 Just passed a crying Italian along the side of the road?! Not sure why.

Posted by: dogfish at November 09, 2012 02:38 PM (N2yhW)

54 Maybe she deserved affirmative action boosts--for the terribly stoopid.

Posted by: eureka! at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (UL+ny)

55 Just passed a crying Italian along the side of the road?! Not sure why.


Posted by: dogfish at November 09, 2012 02:38 PM (N2yhW)

Think how many stupid voters think that was a real Indian.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (YdQQY)

56 53 Just passed a crying Italian along the side of the road?! Not sure why.
Posted by: dogfish at November 09, 2012 02:38 PM (N2yhW)


Iron Eyes Corleone?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (XkWWK)

57 They're putting up a sweat lodge for her on the lawn outside the Dirksen Senate Office Building.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (QKKT0)

58 GREAT NEWS!
Ann Coulter's toy boy leads in the NH GOP 2016 race.

Posted by: Gerry at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (T4SG9)

59 Now they know how we feel in CA whenever Boxer and Feinstein open their yaps.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (a0IVu)

60 >>Maybe she deserved affirmative action boobs.

FIFY

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (vGVmk)

61 It is known as the cradle and grave of American independence.

What is Massachussetts.

Correct for $16 Trillion.

Posted by: Jaws at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (4I3Uo)

Oh my gentle jesus!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (GQ8sn)

62 Suddenly, the news makes the news, peoples!

Many will soon be shocked to hear of Fast and Furious, Benghazigate, and this administration's deals with the devils aka axis of evil.

Market watch: stocks in ativan will soar!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (baL2B)

63 Whatever. I just hope she gets a new wardrobe. Not a very good example of a hip, cool,liberal vagina, IMO.

Posted by: joanne's down with operation LIB at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (VNFBf)

64 Such sad, impotent rage. Have fun going Galt or whatever.

Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (F1YLQ)

65 Oh, I would add that a forensic study of her donors would be interesting. Like the JEF, she disabled the protections for illegal foreign donations on her website.

Posted by: eureka! at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (UL+ny)

66 Just passed a crying Italian along the side of the road?!

You missed him, my son. But I got him with the gas can!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (evdj2)

67 Brilliant!

Posted by: Andy at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (5Rurq)

68 58 GREAT NEWS!
Ann Coulter's toy boy leads in the NH GOP 2016 race.
Posted by: Gerry at November 09, 2012 02:39 PM (T4SG9)


Meh. Krispy Kreme will pull an Arlen Specter and be Hillary's running mate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (XkWWK)

69 Next up on BREAKING MFM NEWS: Joe Biden is kind of a senile old dipshit, isn't he?

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (YSkOI)

70 @25: That's the stage that comes right before the "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!!!!" stage.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (wtvvX)

71 Dull elbowed scrunt

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (BuSM8)

72 Heh.
Surprise meter needle didn't even wiggle.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (0q2P7)

73 Don't call me Ma'am, call me Senator.

Posted by: Senator Boxer at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (8J5Ck)

74 Senator .. Endeavors to Persevere !!

Posted by: Lone Wolf Wattie at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (wwsoB)

75 Why don't you ask the governor what he thinks about federal defense spending? I think that's more his responsibility than mine.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 09, 2012 02:41 PM (/YJYi)

76
Ace: "The press discovers all sorts of crazy things days after an election."

Yeah, no shit.

Like the media blackout going on, with all the misery that people are going through in NY/NJ.

Tent cities, people freezing and waiting in lines in the cold at porta-potties.
Food rationing, etc.
They turned off the Wifi, and stopped letting people charge their phones...so that people couldn't take pictures or get the word out about what was going on!

Posted by: wheatie at November 09, 2012 02:41 PM (ICEh3)

77 @64

C'mon, like you don't remember 2004. We both get to grieve our own way.

Posted by: JDTAY at November 09, 2012 02:41 PM (a0nis)

78 I can't remember who coined this phrase, but it just keeps getting more true as time passes- "It's going to be the funniest end of acivilization EVER!!"

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 09, 2012 02:41 PM (boNGU)

79 >>>63 Whatever. I just hope she gets a new wardrobe. Not a very good example of a hip, cool,liberal vagina, IMO. Posted by: joanne's down with operation LIB

You mean leather with fringe and beads? How about feathers in her hair?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:41 PM (C4dFv)

80 I swallowed my bile and voted for Brown, what's the rest of MA's excuse?Moving to NH soon anyways, but it seems all for naught in the long run.
Posted by: Gaff at November 09, 2012 02:33 PM (jPS2y)


Good luck with that, moving to NH, I mean... They just elected several *women*, several Dems, including the governor...

Posted by: Lynne at November 09, 2012 02:42 PM (+Uv5V)

81 Wait...is Elizabeth Warren actually the first Native American elected to the US Senate?

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:42 PM (YSkOI)

82 FUCK MA.

They elected a murderer for 20 years, so this fake Cherokee is a step up.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 02:42 PM (wR+pz)

83 73 Don't call me Ma'am, call me Senator.
Posted by: Senator Boxer at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (8J5Ck)


At this point, being called Senator is on par with being called Madame (and I mean the Heidi Fleiss variety).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:42 PM (XkWWK)

84 Bwahahaha I love me some Obama. I've changed my mind. I take it all back. Tax everyone at 75%, we must all pay our fair share. No deductions for anyone. Free healthcare for all, AARP, should give it away, they are an evil greedy corporation. Fuck them.

Posted by: Mr pink at November 09, 2012 02:42 PM (Zzyhu)

Posted by: sp at November 09, 2012 02:42 PM (UK9cE)

86 81 Wait...is Elizabeth Warren actually the first Native American elected to the US Senate?

---

Not by a longshot.

Posted by: Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell (R-CO) at November 09, 2012 02:43 PM (e0xKF)

87 Senator Fauxchohauntus!!!! Will you be making mocassins for the poor Cherokee children?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:43 PM (C4dFv)

88 74 Senator .. Endeavors to Persevere !!

Posted by: Lone Wolf Wattie at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (wwsoB)


Lone, never try and sneak up on an empty chair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:43 PM (XkWWK)

89 41 Mazola, corn goodness.

Posted by: The Free Shit Mafia at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (NIZHJ)

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2012 02:43 PM (wtvvX)

90 Oops.....

Too little too fucking late, assholes.

You've successfully fucked this country into the ground.


CNN is FINALLY reporting on Benghazi, barely.


I HATE what we've become.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 09, 2012 02:43 PM (UK9cE)

91 @1414
What's with that retarded posture?


Me smoke bong with injuin relatives, sort of shaky on feet.

Posted by: Injuin Elizabeth at November 09, 2012 02:44 PM (wR+pz)

92 >>>86

I stand corrected. Couldn't remember if he was congressman or a senator.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:44 PM (YSkOI)

93 Her first bill will be to mandate seatbelts and backup lights on papooses.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:44 PM (C4dFv)

94 Wait...is Elizabeth Warren actually the first Native American elected to the US Senate?

No, that was Ben Nighthorse Campbell, Republican.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Nighthorse_Campbell


Posted by: Armando at November 09, 2012 02:44 PM (5iuEW)

95 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) All Dead Inside at November 09, 2012 02:44 PM (/eBe8)

96 89 41 Mazola, corn goodness.

Posted by: The Free Shit Mafia at November 09, 2012 02:36 PM (NIZHJ)

You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2012 02:43 PM (wtvvX)


Hey Mikey? He likes it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:44 PM (XkWWK)

97 Such sad, impotent rage. Have fun going Galt or whatever.

Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (F1YLQ)


You're pathetic. An assclown you supported reveals herself to in fact be an assclown and all you've got is to call us impotent for making fun of the assclown. Try to stick up for her deferring to a state governor on a question about federal defense spending, please.

Posted by: Adam at November 09, 2012 02:44 PM (/YJYi)

98 Good luck with that, moving to NH, I mean... They just elected several *women*, several Dems, including the governor...

Posted by: Lynne at November 09, 2012 02:42 PM

With all the Free Shit Army that moved into NH to avoid paying for the Free Shit of others in Boston, you'll soon see the "need" to raise taxes for the schools of the brats they dragged along.

Vermont was a solid conservative GOP state once too

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (wwsoB)

99 I have never said "fuck" so much as I have in this past week. It's liberating. So please excuse the truly filthy language I'm about to use in reference to Lizzy Warren.

Fuck you,Lizzy Moron. Fuck you in your wrinkled ass with a length of rusty pipe, you brainfucked bitch. Get your shriveled twat out of the fucking spotlight before someone tries to catch it with a bear trap, you worthless fucking whore.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (4df7R)

100
by my accounting, we still have

--1 House
--And half the United States of America (the good half, too)

This is something, as Ace would say.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (jUytm)

101 There are certain people from the opposition you WANT in office.

Because their behavior will prove repellent.

Fauxcohantas is one. Alan Grayson is another.



Posted by: torquewrench at November 09, 2012 02:29 PM (ymG7s)



They WERE in office. THEY GOT BACK IN!!!


Your logic is SERIOUSLY flawed. Wake up and PAY ATTENTION.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (UK9cE)

102 Posted by: Lone Wolf Wattie at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (wwsoB)

There actually was an Indian named Stand Watie who was a General in the Confederate army.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (YdQQY)

103 When the citizens of Mass. are stupid enough to elect Princess Pow Wow Chow, this is an appropriate place for the obituary of America:

Obituary:
On November 6, 2012 the once great nation of the United States of America, was found robbed, brutally raped, and murdered. She was known as the Lady who could always be trusted to provide aid in a time of need. With open arms she provided food for the needy, shelter for the homeless, businesses for the jobless, and happiness to those who chose to pursue it. She was the queen of honesty, trustworthy and dependable, beloved of people world-wide.


Her accused murderer is a well-known Muslim dictator posing as a Christian President. Even though she had been warned by her God fearing neighbors that he was an abomination and shouldn’t be trusted she ignored their warning. Thru lies and deceit he led her down a dark alley flooded on both sides. After starving her for four years, providing her only with food stamps and government jobs, he then began to brutally rape her.

Her left arm of New Jersey and New York was left to fester in the devastation and ruin of Hurricane Sandy, while her right arm of California which was broken in bankruptcy and corruption was bound behind her back.

Her abdomen was found filled with illegal aliens, terrorists, and drug dealers of multiple countries crawling through her intestines trying not to be exposed.

He cut out her heart, made up of the Military and Ambassadors of good will, with lies, deceit, and dishonesty. It was found burned, murdered, torn apart, and thrown at the feet of Russia and Iran.

He slowly choked the breath of entrepreneurship, small businesses, and jobs from her already dying body, with his socialism, taxes, and Obamacare.

Her hair, once beautiful locks of golden churches, that taught goodness, morality, and was filled with God fearing Christians, was found frayed and tattered. Pulled out by the roots in immorality, abominations, and pooled in the blood of aborted children surrounding her head.

With his forked tongue of lying, cheating, deceiving, murdering deceit, racial accusations, and class warfare he proceeded to divide her in half. Her end was viewed by all of his cheering brothers of the Muslim world.

R.I.P USA

Posted by: RushBabe at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (tQHzJ)

104 >>>64 Such sad, impotent rage. Have fun going Galt or whatever.

Enjoy your layoff and ramen noodles, twat-nugget.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (YSkOI)

105 Off topic but, my company is staging a veterans appreciation event downstairs. I wish I'd gone. They actually stood, my fellow employees and the military, and shared the Pledge of Allegiance. The sound carries up from the lobby through the glass walls of my office. Profound and compelling.

Posted by: Mazzuchelli at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (zAZNI)

106 Stop the presses!!

Claire McCaskill? Not so moderate after all.

Film at 11.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (TOk1P)

107 What's with that retarded posture?

http://tinyurl.com/b3d27mj


Looks a little like a ventriloquist's dummy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (XMaKL)

108 However vapid Senator-elect Warren is, she is not a pimple on the ass of the emptiness that was trust-fund-baby and secretary drowner Ted Kennedy. And if Lurch moves to the State department (God help us), she will be senior senator.

Posted by: huerfano at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (bAGA/)

109 I can't tell you how proud I am to be from massachusetts. We elect fake Indians, John Forbes Kerry, crooks like Tierney whose wife is a mafia money laundrer, another Kennedy ... wow obviously the list goes on and on but I'm too depressed to continue.
"disresptful" the Globe complained.
hahahahahaha - own it bitches - elections have consequences.

Posted by: tank at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (AT52Q)

110 78
I can't remember who coined this phrase, but it just keeps getting more
true as time passes- "It's going to be the funniest end of acivilization
EVER!!"

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 09, 2012 02:41 PM (boNGU)

I spent some time studying history in school. Got degrees in it. I remember reading about Rome and other places that melted down and thinking how it must have been something to go through such a nightmare.
A voice from the heavens should've bellowed out, "Look out the window, fucktard! YOU'RE LIVING THROUGH IT NOW!"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (BuSM8)

111 With all the Free Shit Army that moved into NH to avoid paying for the Free Shit of others in Boston, you'll soon see the "need" to raise taxes for the schools of the brats they dragged along.

God, don't remind me. I'm so pissed I could SCREAM.

I love NH, but if I could find a job in a red state, I would move in a heartbeat. I'm done.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (4df7R)

112 >>They turned off the Wifi, and stopped letting people charge their
phones...so that people couldn't take pictures or get the word out about
what was going on!
---

dailymail.co.uk is the only place to find pics on the web. I saw a link earlier but ditched it.

Posted by: sTevo at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (vGVmk)

113 44
The last time MA had any rational voters it was a colony.


Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 02:37 PM (YdQQY)

No Vic, actuality they were a fucking pain in the ass at the Constitution Convention. Only NY was stupider.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (wR+pz)

114 Hey. Maybe if you put Marco Rubio in a sombrero the Latinos will vote for you? Worth a shot, nothing else is working.

Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (F1YLQ)

115 @80

I know, I know. At least the company I work for is very conservative. Cold comfort though.

Posted by: Gaff at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (jPS2y)

116
They elected a murderer for 20 years...

Wrong.

40 years.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (jUytm)

117 @99: Well-said!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (wtvvX)

118 I spent some time studying history in school. Got degrees in it. I remember reading about Rome and other places that melted down and thinking how it must have been something to go through such a nightmare.
A voice from the heavens should've bellowed out, "Look out the window, fucktard! YOU'RE LIVING THROUGH IT NOW!"

---

We told you, bitches!

Posted by: Mayan prophets at November 09, 2012 02:47 PM (e0xKF)

119 I don't know about Old Iron Eyes, but I'm crying.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2012 02:47 PM (l3vZN)

120 STOP THE PRESSES: Joe Donnelly...may not be that pro-life after all.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:47 PM (YSkOI)

121 Revolution started in Massachusetts - L(et).I(t).B(urn). should too with Senator Fauxchohauntus' income as the first barrel to hit the fire...

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at November 09, 2012 02:47 PM (YLZSZ)

122
Three Cheers for Elizabeth Warren, Our First Blogger Senator

By: John Carney
Senior Editor, CNBC.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2012 02:47 PM (kdS6q)

123 The press discovers all sorts of crazy things days after an election.

I can't wait until they discover 10's of thousands of people STILL without electricity in NJ and NY. Shivering to death in frozen homes.

I was reading a couple articles from the NJ area the past couple days about men 70 plus in age who they have discovered. Dead. Naked dead. The mind is a terrible thing, apparently part of end-stage hypothermia you think you're hot as hell and get naked to cool off.

But, when the going gets tough, the tough get going, so it's off for Two-Term Obama, to Asia. Because FYNQ.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 09, 2012 02:47 PM (feFL6)

124 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (4df7R)



That's pretty mild.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:47 PM (XkWWK)

125 Press: Elizabeth what do you think about federal defense spending?

Elizabeth warren: Go Redskins.

Posted by: Mr pink at November 09, 2012 02:48 PM (Zzyhu)

126 Stone Cold Crazy.

Posted by: Pyro Pete at November 09, 2012 02:48 PM (mWijP)

127 Did she really say that 20% of the country are women!?
The mind boggles

Posted by: Mrsp at November 09, 2012 02:49 PM (tgRSU)

128 I was reading a couple articles from the NJ area the past couple days about men 70 plus in age who they have discovered. Dead. Naked dead. The mind is a terrible thing, apparently part of end-stage hypothermia you think you're hot as hell and get naked to cool off.

Yep. They're going to be finding a lot of naked corpses in the NY/NJ area in the coming months. And God save me, I can't be bothered to care.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:49 PM (4df7R)

129 MORE BREAKING NEWS: Gee, this Hurricane Sandy recovery is turning into a bit of a nightmare, isn't it?

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (YSkOI)

130 Did she really say that 20% of the country are women!? The mind boggles
Posted by: Mrsp at November 09, 2012 02:49 PM (tgRSU)


No wonder she loves China! They're simply bursting at the seams with women compared to us!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (4df7R)

131 Senor... Hand over all your cron-cheee Fritos Corn Cheeeps...


And your welfare, food stamps, in-state tuition, housing benefits...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (XkWWK)

132 Hail to the Redskins.
Hail victory
Braves on the warpath
Fight for ol DC!

Posted by: Mr pink at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (Zzyhu)

133 116


They elected a murderer for 20 years...



Wrong.



40 years.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (jUytm)

OK, I can't count. I went to public school.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (wR+pz)

134 No Vic, actuality they were a fucking pain in the ass at the Constitution Convention. Only NY was stupider.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (wR+pz)

They were no longer a colony at the Constitutional convention. Remember, a few years in between.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (YdQQY)

135 The Globe is funny. Democrats in MA are cheating thug morons with barely functional motor skills.

It just doesn't matter. Elizabeth Warren is a member of the Nobility. She always will be.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (MVGKx)

136 Wait...is Elizabeth Warren actually the first Native American elected to the US Senate? Not by a longshot.

Posted by: Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell (R-CO)




First female Native American Senator, I think. The GOPer talking heads should talk about more "diversity" and publicly commend MA on this accomplishment. Make it a serious joke. Also, Fox reporters should ask her, as the "First female Native American Senator", what her Native American constituents think of such and such bill. Every time.

Posted by: eureka! at November 09, 2012 02:51 PM (UL+ny)

137 I was reading a couple articles from the NJ area the past couple days
about men 70 plus in age who they have discovered. Dead. Naked dead.
The mind is a terrible thing, apparently part of end-stage hypothermia
you think you're hot as hell and get naked to cool off.



Well, it's a damn good thing Chris Christie spent all that time sucking Obama's dick to get help for the people in his state then, huh.


Frozen. Blood. On. Your. Hands.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 09, 2012 02:51 PM (UK9cE)

138 I love NH, but if I could find a job in a red state, I would move in a heartbeat. I'm done.

TX and Oklahoma are hiring. So are the Dakotas.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) All Dead Inside at November 09, 2012 02:51 PM (/eBe8)

139 129
MORE BREAKING NEWS: Gee, this Hurricane Sandy recovery is turning into a bit of a nightmare, isn't it?

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (YSkOI)

So what about Chocolate City? They doing OK? Then OK, nothing here to see.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 02:51 PM (wR+pz)

140 I'm so looking forward to the SNL parodies during Jugears McFuckstick's second term.

Not to mention the Redskin Senator.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2012 02:51 PM (wtvvX)

141 There's your single woman representative.

Oh, and Indians.

Posted by: Pyro Pete at November 09, 2012 02:51 PM (mWijP)

142 At least that crazy looking whats-her-name in Nevada didn't win (that I know off). Seriously, I almost died laughing the first time I saw her picture. Midol and plastic surgery just don't mix well, evidently.

Posted by: joanne's down with operation LIB at November 09, 2012 02:51 PM (VNFBf)

143 If they knew what the fuck they were doing in blue states, people would have made lists of who lived where, if they were leaving the state, or staying. At least you could find those who stayed and check to see if they were alive. You think fucking neighbors would do that for elderly people they knew. Guess not.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (C4dFv)

144 They elected a murderer for 20 years...



Wrong.



40 years.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 09, 2012 02:46 PM (jUytm)

OK, I can't count. I went to public school.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (wR+pz)


Ohhh...I get it now.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (HtUkt)

145 Among the Lakota Sioux tribes in the 1890's, there became a ritual known as "Ghost Dancing"

They were beaten and either on the reservations or on the run. They resorted to Ghost Dancing as a spiritual last hope that in doing so, the buffalo would return to the Plains and the white man would disappear

Let's not resort to that ourselves

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (wwsoB)

146 We're all injuns now.

Posted by: Newsweak at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (NIZHJ)

147
When Democrats win elections, they dig in their heels.

When Democrats lose elections, they dig in their heel even deeper.

When we lose elections...

Posted by: soothsayer at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (jUytm)

148 What the fuck, Mass is an ass, and they elect their own kind. Fuck them.

Posted by: maddogg at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (OlN4e)

149 She'll either be a help to the gravitas of that august body like Al Franken or an idiot.


Posted by: sven10077 at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (LRFds)

150 She isn't the first naive American Senator by a longshot.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (VndSC)

151 You know what might cheer me up - some post election Haiku
I can't recall seeing much haiku around here recently.
If I wasn't so drunk already I'd write one but as it is I am drunk. hiccup

Posted by: tank at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (AT52Q)

152 I saw a headline on election night that she is a contender for the 2016 Dem pres. nomination. That would be fun.

Posted by: TD, a maker not a taker at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (uxW8g)

153 They elected a murderer for 20 years... Wrong. 40 years.


What's with all the math around here?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2012 02:52 PM (xgpFu)

154 People who live in Massachusetts are fucking assholes, all of them.

This is a list of repugnant Massholes.

Lizzy Warren - Idiot and liar
John Kerry - Idiot and liar
Thomas Menino - Mumbling idiot and liar
Ted Kennedy - Murderer, Idiot, liar and destroyer of America
Barny Frank - Lisping, liar and destroyer of America




Posted by: General Woundwort at November 09, 2012 02:53 PM (06lNq)

155
TX and Oklahoma are hiring. So are the Dakotas.

---

Go with Texas. North Dakota may be booming but there is nowhere to live and it's too fucking cold.

One of the contractors I work with used to be on a site in Bismarck. The company put him up in a hotel the whole time he was there because the housing still hasn't caught up with the economic boom from fracking.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 09, 2012 02:53 PM (e0xKF)

156 140
I'm so looking forward to the SNL parodies during Jugears McFuckstick's second term.

You are NEVER going to see that. It RACIST , don't you know.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 02:53 PM (wR+pz)

157 STOP THE PRESSES: Joe Donnelly...may not be that pro-life after all.
Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:47 PM (YSkOI)

Also breaking...talking with a folsky accent doesn't mean you give a crap about Gun rights.

Thanks a lot Pence for throwing a tantrum instead of standing up for us, and thanks a lot Indiana voters for petty voting behavior.

Posted by: Nate at November 09, 2012 02:53 PM (i3OIF)

158 well, Colin Powell isn't going to like this...Mali anyone?
http://tinyurl.com/bplrh8x

Posted by: tofer732 at November 09, 2012 02:53 PM (2zM0P)

159 Hector's mama is servicing all the demons of hell as we speak. Just thought everybody needed to know.

Posted by: maddogg at November 09, 2012 02:54 PM (OlN4e)

160 If you turn off Fox News and close your eyes you can hear Obama laughing at you. Try it!

Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 02:54 PM (F1YLQ)

161 Blame it on the peyote.

Posted by: B at November 09, 2012 02:54 PM (11H3F)

162 So the new tax rates kick in on January 1st, correct? And full ObamaCare in March?

I just want to make sure I'm stocked up on popcorn for the start of the Starving Time.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 02:54 PM (evdj2)

163 Go with Texas. North Dakota may be booming but there is nowhere to live and it's too fucking cold.


I agree.

Also, if amnesty gets rammed through, then we'll need every Conservative vote we can get.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) All Dead Inside at November 09, 2012 02:54 PM (/eBe8)

164 Hey. Maybe if you put Marco Rubio in a sombrero the Latinos will vote for you? Worth a shot, nothing else is working.

Tick...tock...

Posted by: Fiscal Cliff at November 09, 2012 02:54 PM (5iuEW)

165

You really think fracking has a future in this country?

You really believe that Obama's EPA won't regulate that industry out of business?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 09, 2012 02:55 PM (jUytm)

166 "First female Native American Senator, I think. The GOPer talking heads should talk about more "diversity" and publicly commend MA on this accomplishment. Make it a serious joke. Also, Fox reporters should ask her, as the "First female Native American Senator", what her Native American constituents think of such and such bill. Every time."

Yes - this would be awesome. Every single interview should mention how she is AMERICAN'S FIRST NATIVE AMERICAN SENATOR.
I think I'll suggest one of my kids do their history project on that topic

Posted by: tank at November 09, 2012 02:55 PM (AT52Q)

167 Yes, Assachusetts certainly produces more than their share of shit.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2012 02:55 PM (wtvvX)

168 The reality shows on TV weren't enough for the masses so they decided to elect a Kardashian government.

Which one is Kim, and who's plowing her squeakhole?

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2012 02:55 PM (/ZZCn)

169 Ted Kennedy - Murderer, Idiot, liar and destroyer of America

And thankfully dead as a fucking doornail, currently roasting in Hell like a bratwurst on Satan's barbed cock.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:55 PM (4df7R)

170 Obama was crying after the election because he was so goddamn scared that he was going to be out of the spotlight and actually find something to do that he could not help but cry after he realized how fucking stupid the American electorate is.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 09, 2012 02:55 PM (UK9cE)

171 Breaking news...

Birth control doesn't cost $3000.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (TOk1P)

172 Anybody remember a chain store in the 50-70s that dealt with crafts? You could order mocassin kits and other craps. I don't know what else they sold. I can only remember mocassin kits. They had a weird name. They were at least in the midwest - don't know if national.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (C4dFv)

173 166

i would lol, and then lol some more at the inevitable MSDNC reaction

Posted by: JDP at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (60GaT)

174 Hey if all the Conservative Morons leave the Blue State shithole in the NE and far West they will add up and those shit stains will lose some more seats.


AND w will not get diluted by a bunch liberal assholes that want the same shit they ran away from.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (YdQQY)

175 They were no longer a colony at the Constitutional convention. Remember, a few years in between.


Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 02:50 PM (YdQQY)

Refresh my memory, when was MA not a pain in the ass? When they had the tea party, check. When they fired the first shot, check.After that? Nothing.
They fought the congress over every fucking thing. 300 years and Yankees are still fucking Yankees.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (wR+pz)

176 I don't tweet, but if it hasn't already been done, someone should start a #taxhollywood hashtag. Out of 'fairness' and all. Watch it explode. Fun stuff.

Posted by: wendy at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (uBVp6)

177 brother coyote
blue corn meal, blue, like turquoise
white buffalo weeps

Posted by: haiku 4 u at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (xgpFu)

178 re: "Does THIS represent Harvard? Really?"

Sort of.

She didn't graduate from Harvard. She just works there. They'd reject her as a student. Her daddy was a Loser, not a politician.

And it's too late for her kids to get in. But theirs will.

Posted by: oblig. at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (cePv8)

179 "Wait...is Elizabeth Warren actually the first Native American elected to the US Senate?"

Ahem.

The evidence for me is WAY better than that for Liawatha.

Posted by: WarrenMuhfugginHarding at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (LXKJo)

180 It's sad how murderers like Ted Kennedy and Laura Bush get away with their crimes. Where's the justice?

Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (F1YLQ)

181 Which one is Kim, and who's plowing her squeakhole?


Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2012 02:55 PM (/ZZCn)


Who isn't.

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2012 02:57 PM (X6akg)

182 >>This is a list of repugnant Massholes.

Lizzy Warren - Idiot and liar
John Kerry - Idiot and liar
Thomas Menino - Mumbling idiot and liar
Ted Kennedy - Murderer, Idiot, liar and destroyer of America
Barny Frank - Lisping, liar and destroyer of America

Posted by: General Woundwort
---

What am I, black?

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at November 09, 2012 02:57 PM (vGVmk)

183 This is a list of repugnant Massholes.Lizzy Warren - Idiot and liarJohn Kerry - Idiot and liarThomas Menino - Mumbling idiot and liarTed Kennedy - Murderer, Idiot, liar and destroyer of AmericaBarny Frank - Lisping, liar and destroyer of America
Ed Markey - Global warming advocate, idiot and liar.
Deval Patrick - Idiot and Liar
Jim McGovern - Fidel Castro's Idiot and Liar
William Keating - Idiot and liar
John Tierney - Idiot and liar with wife who is mafia money launderer
Mike Capuano - Idiot and Liar and Violence monger who wanted blood on the street.
Shit there's more but I'm trying to work on my haiku

Posted by: tank at November 09, 2012 02:57 PM (AT52Q)

184
Fuck the democrats and all those Obama loving nations around the world. Bring every single one of our boys and girls in the U.S. military home. Every f*cking one of them. Close down every U.S. base in a foreign country around the world. Every f*cking one of them.

No U.S. military person will ever have their ballot disappeared by the democrats again.

If our country is going to suffer under Obama then let the world f*cking burn as well. Not one of our boys or girls should die to save Japan from China or to save France from Russia. F*ck them.

Posted by: things to do list for the next republican election victory at November 09, 2012 02:57 PM (tPHZQ)

185 They had a weird name. They were at least in the midwest - don't know if national.

Tandy Leather? The company still exists, but I don't think they have retail stores anymore.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) All Dead Inside at November 09, 2012 02:57 PM (/eBe8)

186 damn, that second line should have been :

'blue corn meal eyes like turquoise'
I need an editor.

Posted by: haiku 4 u at November 09, 2012 02:57 PM (xgpFu)

187 NBC can now report, that Treyvon kid? Kind of a punk who got what was coming to him.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2012 02:57 PM (TOk1P)

188 http://politi.co/S5vKNN

STARTLING REVELATIONS! That might have been useful before Nov. 6th. (warning, Politico link)

Posted by: El Kabong at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (YSkOI)

189
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (4df7R)

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Thanks.

Posted by: joanne's down with operation LIB at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (VNFBf)

190 Oh God no, not haiku.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (XMaKL)

191 I assume our new hashed troll is The Dunce at a new McDonalds.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (evdj2)

192
Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (F1YLQ)


Oh fuck you, Timtruefast. You don't know shit, son.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (4df7R)

193 Does anyone have a link to the dead people of sandy pictures, I have a sudden urge to post them everywhere.

Posted by: Mr pink at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (Zzyhu)

194 #172: Tandy Leather? They're still around.

I love that she defers to Patrick on defense spending. Yeah, you've got a real winner here, Massholes.

Posted by: GroverMuhfugginCleveland at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (LXKJo)

195 172
Anybody remember a chain store in the 50-70s that dealt with crafts? You
could order mocassin kits and other craps. I don't know what else they
sold. I can only remember mocassin kits. They had a weird name. They
were at least in the midwest - don't know if national.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (C4dFv)

---------------------------------
TGY was the name of one chain.

Posted by: Not and Artist at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (uRumV)

196 177 brother coyote blue corn meal, blue, like turquoise white buffalo weeps

THANKS!

Posted by: tank at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (AT52Q)

197 People in MA make a big deal about spouting the statistic that "more than half of the registered voters in the state are 'un-enrolled'", as in, not registered with any party. The remainder are split roughly 3-1 Democrat. The inference is that "MA voters are 'independents'".

Bullshit, says I.

They can be registered whatever they want. You know what you call an "un-enrolled" voter who, given the choice between Moderate-to-Liberal GOP Sen. Scott Brown and Democrat never-been-elected-to-anything candidate Granny Lieawatha (she may only be 2% Indian, but she's 100% liberal, moonbat, Democrat hack), chooses the fake Indian over the RiNO?

A Democrat, that's what.

"Indepentent", my ass. If they can't remember the last Republican they voted for (and most of them can't), they're no more "independent" than am I.

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (V20sy)

198 I like to touch my dog is his special place.

Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 02:59 PM (/YJYi)

199
172Anybody remember a chain store in the 50-70s that dealt with crafts? You could order mocassin kits and other craps. I don't know what else they sold. I can only remember mocassin kits. They had a weird name. They were at least in the midwest - don't know if national.

-----------

Tandys?
They've been in business for about a 100 years....still around too.

Posted by: wheatie at November 09, 2012 02:59 PM (ICEh3)

200 Can't. Stop. Laughing. Thanks.
Posted by: joanne's down with operation LIB at November 09, 2012 02:58 PM (VNFBf)


I do what I can. We all need a giggle these days! ^__^

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:59 PM (4df7R)

201 Idea: Let's all claim to be Indians, get some federal Obama cash from his stash, and start our own reservation.

Posted by: L, just L at November 09, 2012 02:59 PM (0PiQ4)

202 Does anyone have a link to the dead people of sandy pictures, I have a sudden urge to post them everywhere.

I see them, but they don't show up in pictures.

Posted by: Haley Joel Osment at November 09, 2012 03:00 PM (feFL6)

203 Refresh my memory, when was MA not a pain in the ass? When they had the
tea party, check. When they fired the first shot, check.After that?
Nothing.



They (and all the rest) were still colonies at that point. They did not become a State until the article of confederation were drawn up and approved.


That occurred finally in 1781. MA ratified them 9th in 1778.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 03:00 PM (YdQQY)

204 Is anybody wielding the banhammer?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2012 03:01 PM (wtvvX)

205 >>>Yes - this would be awesome. Every single interview should mention how she is AMERICAN'S FIRST NATIVE AMERICAN SENATOR.
I think I'll suggest one of my kids do their history project on that topic
Posted by: tank


Great idea! I would invest in one of those kids books where you have the sticky paper. You can have a likeness of Senator Squaw Warren and various Indian outfits you can stick on her.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 03:01 PM (C4dFv)

206 Let's all claim to be Indians, get some federal Obama cash from his stash

I reclaimed my Lumbee heritage on the last census.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 03:01 PM (evdj2)

207 She is going to be one my moron senators.
I saw clips of press conference and wondered
If the electorate in MA is retarded?

I know retarded people that are smarter than
MA voters! Myself, friends and family are excluded
from that comment.

Posted by: CarolT at November 09, 2012 03:01 PM (vbbLP)

208 O/T

Have I talked to you about Herba Life?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 03:01 PM (wR+pz)

209 The dumb bitch is strong with this one.

Posted by: The Free Shit Mafia at November 09, 2012 03:01 PM (NIZHJ)

210
Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 02:56 PM (C4dFv)


IIRC Tandy had leather crafts (http://www.tandyleatherfactory.com/en-usd/home/home.aspx)

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2012 03:01 PM (Cnqmv)

211 How. Fiscal cliff is heap big trouble. Pale face speak with forked tongue, it's all Bush's fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2012 03:01 PM (1Jaio)

212 That occurred finally in 1781. MA ratified them 9th in 1778.



Using Ace's nonexistent time machine of course.



Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 09, 2012 03:02 PM (da5Wo)

213 >>>Tandys? They've been in business for about a 100 years....still around too. Posted by: wheatie

Yeah, I think so. Though I had a different name in my head.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 03:02 PM (C4dFv)

214 I await her first bill to restore the crab herds of the Great Plains.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 03:02 PM (evdj2)

215 Maybe we can open a casino?

Posted by: Sitsonhisass at November 09, 2012 03:03 PM (NIZHJ)

216 Maybe Senator Fauchohauntos could star in a Thanksgiving special.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 03:03 PM (C4dFv)

217 The earth once trembled under their chitinous feet.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 03:03 PM (evdj2)

218 I await her first bill to restore the crab herds of the Great Plains.


Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 03:02 PM (evdj2)




Thanks, I needed that very much!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2012 03:04 PM (Cnqmv)

219 It can now be released, exit polling data from the aftermath of the 9/11 Libyan "riots."

Never heard of that video: 78%
Heard of it but didn't care: 02%
I keeel you, infidel swine!: 20%

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2012 03:04 PM (TOk1P)

220 NEWS FLASH: On KFI, Patreus (sp) has resigned! Over an extramarital affair!!!!! Holeeee shit.

Posted by: joanne's down with operation LIB at November 09, 2012 03:04 PM (VNFBf)

221 Gen. Petraeus out due to affair. In other words, he's a Dem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2012 03:04 PM (UOM48)

222 General Petraus just resigned from CIA. Whoa.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 09, 2012 03:04 PM (baL2B)

223 Using Ace's nonexistent time machine of course.


???? Am I missing something?

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (YdQQY)

224 "I saw clips of press conference and wondered
If the electorate in MA is retarded? "

You're just starting to wonder that now?

Mmm-kay.

Posted by: WarrenMuhfugginHarding at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (LXKJo)

225 I kind of hate when ace drops, and then immediately disappears, a post.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) All Dead Inside at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (/eBe8)

226
Yep, it's Tandy's. Thanks everybody who remembered the name but me.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (C4dFv)

227
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 03:03 PM (evdj2)


And those luminous eyes, watching over the plains at night!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (Cnqmv)

228 Well, well, well....David Petraeus resigns.

Posted by: MPFS at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (iYbLN)

229 They (and all the rest) were still colonies at that
point. They did not become a State until the article of confederation
were drawn up and approved.


That occurred finally in 1781. MA ratified them 9th in 1778.


Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 03:00 PM (YdQQY)
You can be an ass as a colony. Actually they were NOT colonies, each state or in MA's instance a commonwealth, had their own legislature, governor and actually some issued currency.I don't think a state issuing bonds, currency, etc is a colony. Neither did they.I can assure VA did not think of themselves as a Colony, neither did SC or MA.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (wR+pz)

230 I wonder how much voter fraud went on in Mass to push this dunce over the top. No one cares at all it seems. Why is Allen West the only guy in the GOP with nerve? Maybe the crazies are right, make him the new speaker of the House.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (QxSug)

231 @197

Lets see

The governor is Democrat

The House of Representatives is over 80% Democrat.

The Senate is 90% Democrat.

A super majority of town councils and mayors are Democrat.

In other words and bunch of radical independents.

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 09, 2012 03:05 PM (06lNq)

232 That new thread just sploded.

Posted by: Sitsonhisass at November 09, 2012 03:06 PM (NIZHJ)

233 Gen. Petraeus out due to affair. In other words, he's a Dem.

Did we just found out why he didn't say anything about Benghazi?

Posted by: Armando at November 09, 2012 03:06 PM (5iuEW)

234 Petraeus: thanks for your service in dragging Barky across the finish line, dude.

Posted by: WarrenMuhfugginHarding at November 09, 2012 03:06 PM (LXKJo)

235 They want him to lie about Ben Ghazi and he is refusing. No other thing can be reasonable. Dems do not get fired for affairs and cheating, stealing, or anything else illegal.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2012 03:06 PM (YdQQY)

236 Boehner thread just disappeared.

Just like Boehner

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2012 03:06 PM (wwsoB)

237 The "Breaking: David Petraeus Resigns As CIA Head" one? Must be waiting for confirmation.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 03:06 PM (evdj2)

238 "I'll continue to consult the leader."

How many Americans have ever said that? It's a chilling sentence.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2012 03:06 PM (FcR7P)

239 Which one is Kim, and who's plowing her squeakhole?

Kim is every "traditional" American and the "who" is every Progressive POS in DC.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2012 03:07 PM (lOmbq)

240 Wasn't Tandy's and TGY the same?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 03:07 PM (C4dFv)

241 Gen. Petraeus out due to affair. In other words, he's a Dem.



Wait a minute. I thought that someone's private sex life was no one else's business?



Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 09, 2012 03:07 PM (da5Wo)

242 Yep, it's Tandy's. Thanks everybody who remembered the name but me

I only remember because they have a factory/corporate office on I-20 in Fort Worth. I pass it any time I go see my brother.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) All Dead Inside at November 09, 2012 03:07 PM (/eBe8)

243 "230 I wonder how much voter fraud went on in Mass to push this dunce over the top. No one cares at all it seems. Why is Allen West the only guy in the GOP with nerve? Maybe the crazies are right, make him the new speaker of the House."

Why not at this point? He at least fights them.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 09, 2012 03:08 PM (sv/s3)

244 I guess we know why Petraeus toed the company line on Libya.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 09, 2012 03:08 PM (evdj2)

245 the economic boom from fracking

We'll be ending *that* soon...

Posted by: Obama's EPA at November 09, 2012 03:08 PM (+Uv5V)

246 86
81 Wait...is Elizabeth Warren actually the first Native American elected to the US Senate?



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Not by a longshot.

Posted by: Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell (R-CO) at November 09, 2012 02:43 PM (e0xKF)

But is she the first Native American vagina elected to the US Senate?

Posted by: Flounder at November 09, 2012 03:08 PM (Kkt/i)

247 What happened with West? Did he finally win? I've been out of the loop.

Posted by: Havedash at November 09, 2012 03:09 PM (F0WNa)

248 BTW, Chrysler just happened to discover an airbag problem in 900,000 Jeep Cherokees for airbag problems

Massachussetts won't do the same with their Cherokee

Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2012 03:09 PM (wwsoB)

249 Gen. Petraeus out due to affair. In other words, he's a Dem.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2012 03:04 PM (UOM4


Even after giving O pre-election cover on the Benghazi video and thereby casting shame on dedicated members of our intelligence agency, he still couldn't get sufficient cover. Hmmm!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 09, 2012 03:09 PM (Cnqmv)

250 Resigns for "personal reasons." Admits affair. Letter of resignation being read on Fox.

Posted by: joanne's down with operation LIB at November 09, 2012 03:10 PM (VNFBf)

251 I reclaimed my Lumbee heritage on the last census.

Lumbee? Do we get to just make up names? Put me down for the Obama tribe- they could never refuse my request. (Except maybe my application to change the name to SCoaMF)

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2012 03:11 PM (FcR7P)

252 I live in MA & never once voted for Teddy K
He killed Mary Jo in 1969, that was almost 40
Years with him in office after that.

There are people that admired his swimming
Out of there, never minx that he left a woman
Drown in the car!

Posted by: CarolT at November 09, 2012 03:12 PM (vbbLP)

253 Adios, Petraeus. If the affair was with a boy we'll know that he was a true conservative patriot. If its a woman it proves he's a dirty Librul.

Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 03:12 PM (F1YLQ)

254 Press: What is a vagina?

Lizzy Warren: You want to take that one governor?

Posted by: Ronster at November 09, 2012 03:13 PM (nQMHQ)

255 I can't believe King David cheated on Holly. This is actually painful. I mean yeah, she's probably all change-of-life and all and he's got enough testosterone at his age to fuel a squad, but damn. My buddy at work was a sergeant of his in 3/187 back in '94 and worships the guy. He's REALLY going to take this bad.

Posted by: SGT Dan at November 09, 2012 03:14 PM (Gy7db)

256 You don't resign from the CIA over an affair -- unless the person you are boinking would cause you to lose your security clearance. It's either really going to blow up or there will be a cover up.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 03:16 PM (C4dFv)

257 Regarding "is this the best of Harvard?:".


We've had Harvard med school grads rotate for an elective with us . . . Bag o' hammers stupid and completely senseless as well.


I think Harvard 15 minutes are long over

Posted by: Just sayin' at November 09, 2012 03:21 PM (yAAr5)

258 Of course the MFM knew about Warren.
.
MFM delenda est.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at November 09, 2012 03:22 PM (DYWM0)

259 Another SCOAMF. Who would have ever guessed? Well, any old moron, I guess. But who else?

Posted by: someone out there at November 09, 2012 03:25 PM (PNi9V)

260 Oh and the kind of people who would lie about their ethnicity remind me of the kind of people who can't refer to their family pets without pointing out that it's a "rescue dog" from the rescue that they, you know, rescued and stuff.

Posted by: Just sayin' at November 09, 2012 03:25 PM (yAAr5)

261 She may be stupid and empty, but she's probably in there for life now.

I am so glad I got the heck out of the Commu-weath of MA.

Posted by: looking closely at November 09, 2012 03:31 PM (PwGfd)

262 Elizabeth Warren and those who elected her can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 09, 2012 03:33 PM (vg8iE)

263 Fuck you,Lizzy Moron. Fuck you in your wrinkled ass with a length of rusty pipe, you brainfucked bitch. Get your shriveled twat out of the fucking spotlight before someone tries to catch it with a bear trap, you worthless fucking whore.Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 09, 2012 02:45 PM (4df7R)

You know what bugs me about you? Too many filters. You really never just say what's on your mind.

Posted by: Heralder at November 09, 2012 03:34 PM (+xmn4)

264 >>>260 Oh and the kind of people who would lie about their ethnicity remind me of the kind of people who can't refer to their family pets without pointing out that it's a "rescue dog" from the rescue that they, you know, rescued and stuff. Posted by: Just sayin'

I don't mind that. I think people should be encouraged to obtain pets from shelters. They're the best! All my love puppies were from shelters or just dumped. Best dogs evah!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 09, 2012 03:35 PM (C4dFv)

265 Elizabeth Warren Is !Unexpectedly! A Slogan-Spouting Lightweight.

The word you are looking for is "Unexpectedly"
Like interest rates, inflation,deficit and unemployment #s.

Unexpectedly, It does not mean what they think it means

Posted by: Brian at November 09, 2012 03:49 PM (ZbkDv)

266 Better save those stories. Comes time for her re-election, the Boston Globe and every other MSM outlet will have forgotten it happened.

Posted by: Socratease at November 09, 2012 03:59 PM (iVBDH)

267 All the Massholes in mASSachusettsvoted with their Vaginas, whether they had one or not.

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at November 09, 2012 04:11 PM (FaBZO)

268 You've got to elect the Masshole to see what's in the Masshole.

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at November 09, 2012 04:13 PM (FaBZO)

269 My favorite line from the Globe: "She makes Brown look like Cicero."

Posted by: Victoria at November 09, 2012 04:13 PM (tV5ow)

270 just wait until she answers a question with a question like "How?"


Posted by: StrategicCPLUSMC at November 09, 2012 04:28 PM (6J+oK)

271 So are our last 2 dogs- but we don't expect a congressional medal of honor for it. It's the smarmy 'look at me' attitude that I'm talking about obviously- not the pet ownership

Posted by: Just sayin' at November 09, 2012 04:35 PM (ZkwWJ)

272 Can we give Massholechusetts to Canada? Please?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at November 09, 2012 04:48 PM (Mwakv)

273 This always amazed me too. All sorts of stuff comes out so they can say it really doen't matter. Well, not now it doesn't. It would have had I known about it.

Posted by: harleycowb at November 09, 2012 04:52 PM (wSTfB)

274
Not a problem. She won't speak again for 5.5 years.

As I keep saying - this was never about being right; it was about winning. The RNC couldn't find a winning strategy with both hands and a flashlight.

The high ground leads to Loserville.

One more Useful Idiot in the US Senate, shoring up Harry Reid's empire. She could have the intelligence of a mushroom, for all the DNC cares. She was the right candidate for the job. She brought home the win.


That
is
all
that
matters.

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 09, 2012 05:09 PM (4WC+3)

275 SO MA Elected Princess Shitting Bull. I think it's fair to say the MA electorate is retarded.

Posted by: kim at November 09, 2012 05:32 PM (JSebC)

276 97 Such sad, impotent rage. Have fun going Galt or whatever. Posted by: Timtruefast at November 09, 2012 02:40 PM (F1YLQ)You're pathetic. An assclown you supported reveals herself to in fact be an assclown and all you've got is to call us impotent for making fun of the assclown. Try to stick up for her deferring to a state governor on a question about federal defense spending, please.

That's too difficult, if not impossible. I'm surprised a commie lurker even tried to make a lame attempt to defend her.
Deferring to a Governor on a question about defense spending is major leauge weak. I'm a nobody, and even I could have made at least a semi-cogent response to that question. Of course, when you're a hyper-redistributionist academic who probably thinks all defense spending sucks and should be converted to social welfare spending, at least she has the smarts to hold her tongue in public. She at least recognizes she's not in the faculty lounge anymore.

Posted by: djm1992 at November 09, 2012 05:35 PM (1o4B5)

277
If onlythere had been a selection process, wherre Fauxcahontas could have been tested and questioned, so her ideas and positions could have been compared to someone else's.
I love it, she yurns to the governor to answer defense questions. My god, what an idiot Massholes have elected. No morals, no integrity, no experience other than the unlicensed legal consulting business she ran from her school office. No wonder she's considered the future of the Demo partei.

Posted by: Advo at November 09, 2012 05:53 PM (1+jq5)

278 Lizzie is like the Health Care law - you have to vote for her before you can find out what's in her.


Spooky.

Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2012 06:23 PM (yR6A1)

279 hmm . . . has anyone asked Liz what magazines and newspapers she reads ???

Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2012 06:25 PM (yR6A1)

280 Is Liz auditioning for "Idiocracy 2"?

So many questions. I'll go get a cup of coffee while she meets with staffers to develop a response.

Posted by: dissent555 at November 09, 2012 06:27 PM (yR6A1)

281 Ugh..... I hate that she might never be booted from office now.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 09, 2012 06:33 PM (KCvsd)

282 She took the podium, looking for all the world like a Yeti with Aids....

Posted by: Former Boston Globe Cub Reporter at November 09, 2012 07:23 PM (IoNBC)

283 I just read Steve Baldwin Yes, The Problem Was Romney and I feel better about everything. Read it if you have not yet. The second term will be a nightmare but it's darkest before the dawn and in two years we can get rid of the the dem senate.

Posted by: Davidlind at November 09, 2012 09:49 PM (J9mCu)

284 What the heck is up with that hairdo, makes her head look like a dickhead.

Posted by: Pakvi at November 10, 2012 04:04 PM (GsB/y)






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