Good News: The Very Aged Original Cast Of Star Wars Is Up To Collect a Rare Check For the Sequels

Harrison Ford is up for it.

Um, so are Mark Hammill and Carie Fisher, but of course they'd be.

Posted by: Ace at 12:21 AM

Comments

1 No.

Posted by: Old Fart at November 07, 2012 12:22 AM (w4RtJ)

2 More great news! Tonight is the best!

Posted by: Kronos at November 07, 2012 12:22 AM (6EFOB)

3 Truly we have returned to the Carter years - this time with double the length and double the fun.

Posted by: packsoldier at November 07, 2012 12:23 AM (LbfLY)

4 Yeah...I want to watch a bunch of senior citizens saving the galaxy.

Thanks for the distraction Ace.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 07, 2012 12:23 AM (JycCV)

5 I think Disney has a chance to make three of the best movies in the series.

Lucas didn't do himself any favors with the last three. *shudder*

Posted by: Concern Troll at November 07, 2012 12:47 AM (b1iOR)

6 Super-secret stealth thread?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 07, 2012 12:48 AM (/D8ux)

7 Hammill can't play Luke Skywalker again after playing Cocknocker in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

Of course, I'm posting this for the sake of typing Cocknocker.

Cocknocker Cocknocker Cocknocker.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 07, 2012 12:50 AM (q1qCt)

8 NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!

I was hoping for movies DECADES or EONS after ROTJ.. Eh, what ELSE could go wrong...

Wait.. I don't wanna know tonight...

Posted by: JarvisW in TEXAS at November 07, 2012 01:03 AM (E7Iyp)

9 Thank fucknig god. It'd better not suck. Onto the other thread.

Posted by: Hoarymarmot at November 07, 2012 01:09 AM (/LSG0)

10 Perfect summation of Obama's victory. Celebrities want their stuff as well.

Posted by: Ryan at November 07, 2012 01:14 AM (NC6RD)

11 I love Star Wars, and I grew up with Harrison Ford as the leading man actor of my generation, but at the same time I'd say fuck him.

Seriously, the guy has bitched and moaned about living under the shadow of Han Solo for years and rejected every association with it, but now the possibility of a Disney paycheck pops up he's all 'open' about it?

Posted by: Ring at November 07, 2012 01:17 AM (iWnmm)

12
jeezus, have you seen Mark Hamill lately? Not exactly someone a camera should be pointed at.

Recast all the roles!

Posted by: UndeadDillinger at November 07, 2012 01:17 AM (fPffX)

13 Soooo - do we get Pres. Obama as a new Jedi Knight? /snarc

Posted by: Mike L. at November 07, 2012 01:19 AM (Rh4Ng)

14 Hey! Let them do it! This country needs a new Red Letter Media Star Wars review.

Posted by: Cameron at November 07, 2012 01:21 AM (hwUXQ)

15 Bunch of liberals. Will be a liberal movie. Who cares.

Posted by: A. at November 07, 2012 01:28 AM (kjTzB)

16 Two fatties and a guy with boobs.

Posted by: redd at November 07, 2012 01:29 AM (C4dFv)

17 But thanks to the Secretary of Propaganda Step Cutter they will be fighting the conservative empire not the galactic empire.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at November 07, 2012 01:32 AM (Ea64Y)

18 Darth Vader and Stormtroopers visit Disney

http://youtu.be/xUbH1SEsqiE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 07, 2012 01:35 AM (SkUim)

19 Watching Obama's victory speech. And I'm reminded of the one good line from the prequels:

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

Posted by: DarrenODaly at November 07, 2012 02:03 AM (ILhUm)

20 I remember Ford making a joke years ago about appearing again, and being in an anti-gravity wheelchair.

Posted by: Tregonsee at November 07, 2012 02:14 AM (QnBmw)

21 Geriatric Wards.

Posted by: sTevo at November 07, 2012 02:34 AM (VMcEw)

22 Time to dust off the Star Trek-sequel template!

Posted by: anonymous irishman at November 07, 2012 06:46 AM (DJgfL)

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