MNF Post

Saints and Eagles.

I do the stupid shit. It's right in my wheelhouse.

saints-cheerleaders-16 (400x341).jpg

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:38 PM



Comments

1 Elbows! Jesssss!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 08:39 PM (QupBk)

2 Praise the lord, power has been restored!

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 05, 2012 08:39 PM (0fxcV)

3 This looks familiar. I never forget boobs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2012 08:39 PM (BuSM8)

4 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (9XBK2)

5 Wow, the Stones dig up "Undercover of the Night" for tonight's game?

Lame.

Posted by: logprof at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (jKE+Z)

6 Saints be praised!

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (FcR7P)

7 Dave in Texas, are you recycling pictures now??

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (4nG/u)

8 cheerleader rerun.

Posted by: buzzion at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (mDFCM)

9 Not to hijack a football thread, but ... did anyone else have trouble getting on the Project Orca conference call at 8:30? I'm getting a busy signal.

Posted by: BethinPA at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (LWdPB)

10 3 blondes,bah,it should be one of each.Blonde,brunette and a ginger.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (9XBK2)

11 Whoa. Keith Richards looks like he was found in an archaeological dig. Yikes.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 05, 2012 08:40 PM (vbh31)

12 After that dimwit swimsuit model's tweets this AM I'm not sure I can ever look at breasts again.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2012 08:41 PM (e+14U)

13 'Murica!

Posted by: Andy at November 05, 2012 08:41 PM (OZPoa)

14 DAMN!!!! Momma said I'd turn to stone if I looked at stuff like that. I can feel it starting to happen right now.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 05, 2012 08:42 PM (wSTfB)

15 @11 - he's looked like that since 1974.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2012 08:42 PM (e+14U)

16 She should be a Saints cheerleader
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/saints-fan1.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:42 PM (4nG/u)

17 cheerleader rerun.

I'm sure you have a point, which you'll get to in a minute...

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 08:42 PM (FcR7P)

18 I vote for these boobs today, and against the incumbent boobs tomorrow.

Posted by: Travis at November 05, 2012 08:42 PM (9WkMB)

19
I remember that sharp ass nose
popped a hole in the blowup bed in my trailer

fml

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 05, 2012 08:43 PM (azBZB)

20 Bah, she's no French Maid cheerleader.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 08:44 PM (r4wIV)

21 12
After that dimwit swimsuit model's tweets this AM I'm not sure I can ever look at breasts again.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2012 08:41 PM (e+14U)

BURN HIM!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2012 08:44 PM (BuSM8)

22 Mmmm. Boobehs.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Whistling right through your troposphere. at November 05, 2012 08:44 PM (Gk3SS)

23 BethinPA............

I was just on the ORCA call..........they had the pollster and national campaign director on. Basically to let us know the internal polling and how important our efforts will be for the national campaign to focus its effort.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 05, 2012 08:45 PM (W3UHW)

24 Anyone listening to Levin?

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 08:45 PM (1hNQS)

25
MNF is gonna interview Romney and Captain Asshat?! More scotch...NOW!!!

I cannot wait to pull thelever on the ballot machine tomorrow.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at November 05, 2012 08:45 PM (ztCj0)

26 This may be your best work DiT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 08:45 PM (GEICT)

27 Don;t follow American football at all, but are Ben Graham and Sav Rocca still playing over there?

Posted by: AussieMarcus at November 05, 2012 08:45 PM (8Spmv)

28 But I've already seen this one.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:45 PM (aSf5o)

29 Check my link for the Saints fan

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:46 PM (4nG/u)

30 Goodnight everyone on my monitor. Tomorrow. Let's get this done.

Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 05, 2012 08:46 PM (P6QsQ)

31 Sweater puppehs. Me likey.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 05, 2012 08:46 PM (SCTXH)

32 Oh well. At least you can't really see how pointy their elbows are.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:46 PM (aSf5o)

33 Night mama winger, sweet dreams of Paul Ran slam dunking Obama into the dumpster.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:46 PM (4nG/u)

34 You know in the conscious part of my brain, and in my spirit, I know tomorrow will be our finest hour and Romney and Ryan will win.

My subconscious must not have received the memo, because I've had the worst tension in my neck and shoulders the past two days. Downing Norco like a cut-rate Dr. House.

Oh well, one more day, then the victory.

Posted by: Palandine at November 05, 2012 08:47 PM (g7D8V)

35 16
She should be a Saints cheerleader
http://coedmagazine....


Nice. The elusive under-boob. Far rarer than the side boob, and only the most elite boobs can "hold up" to such scrutiny.

Posted by: wooga at November 05, 2012 08:47 PM (vjyZP)

36 Allah on a pogo stick Anna!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 08:47 PM (GEICT)

37 27 I believe so.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 08:47 PM (9XBK2)

38
"I was just on the ORCA call..........they had the pollster and national campaign director on. Basically to let us know the internal polling and how important our efforts will be for the national campaign to focus its effort."

OK, thanks for the update. I tried every phone I could find (multiple cell phones, home phones, etc.). Could not get through!

Posted by: BethinPA at November 05, 2012 08:47 PM (LWdPB)

39 Week nine and a Monday night game is being played for pride. That's kinda sad.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 05, 2012 08:47 PM (GZitp)

40 29

Can't you just draw it in ASCII?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:47 PM (aSf5o)

41 BethinPA

I haven't been able to get on either. I get a busy signal or if it connects, I am told there is no townhall conference call for that number.

Posted by: smc1225 at November 05, 2012 08:48 PM (Kw6aj)

42 I think the Morons approve...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:49 PM (4nG/u)

43 Nah, the stupid shit crown goes to Monty tonight for his "look at me, I'm so conflicted but you should thank me for doing the right thing" post.

Ann Althouse stopped by to say, "and you all thought I was a preening drama whore."

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 05, 2012 08:49 PM (imtbm)

44 Good night mama winger.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 08:49 PM (1hNQS)

45 Oh shit. General colon pussface on Mon Night football bamster ad.

Posted by: Ronster at November 05, 2012 08:49 PM (BvzwK)

46
"I haven't been able to get on either. I get a busy signal or if it connects, I am told there is no townhall conference call for that number."
Ditto for me. So nervous. Really wanted to get on the call just for the "moral support" value of it.

Posted by: BethinPA at November 05, 2012 08:49 PM (LWdPB)

47 42

Mehr ASCII, Frau.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:50 PM (aSf5o)

48 what, did they take to cloning cheerleaders now? Those ladies are all similar looking. Right down to their airbags.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 05, 2012 08:50 PM (RZ8pf)

49 Frau, vas ist? Nein!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:50 PM (4nG/u)

50 Yah, I couldn't get through to ORCA either.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 05, 2012 08:50 PM (SCTXH)

51 42 I think the Morons approve...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:49 PM (4nG/u)



Skinny, slutty, trashy with wickedly sharp elbows. You may cause the Great Enpuddening a night early.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 08:51 PM (GEICT)

52 It's creeping me out that I can recognize that this photo has been used before. I think it's because the cheerleader who is front and center looks a lot like one of my neices.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 05, 2012 08:51 PM (Mxt9o)

53
GINGER WITH TITTEHS ALERT!

http://tinyurl.com/6jhfgpz

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 08:51 PM (ovpNn)

54 49

Fraeulein? Jungfrau? Was soll es sein, Frau?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:51 PM (aSf5o)

55 BethinPA and smc..........

With 34,000 of us, it may have overwhelmed the system. I signed on at about 6:20, so that may be how I got on.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 05, 2012 08:51 PM (W3UHW)

56 Speaking of gay jazz flute, this.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 05, 2012 08:52 PM (Qxdfp)

57 This is a very welcome post after that pontificating pompous so-and-so's waste of space post earlier.

Posted by: Sassy at November 05, 2012 08:52 PM (detCI)

58 BCochran, thanks. I think...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:52 PM (4nG/u)

59 53
GINGER WITH TITTEHS ALERT!

http://tinyurl.com/6jhfgpz
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 08:51 PM (ovpNn)



I'm not clicking that....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 08:52 PM (GEICT)

60 It's a trap!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:53 PM (4nG/u)

61 I watch MNF for the men on the field. So does my boyfriend,

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 05, 2012 08:53 PM (ypzqs)

62 58 BCochran, thanks. I think...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:52 PM (4nG/u)



No, no, thank you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 08:53 PM (GEICT)

63 60

Nein.


Oder?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:53 PM (aSf5o)

64
The sweet sweet smell of a new thread. Very nice. Thanks DiT!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at November 05, 2012 08:53 PM (+Md9P)

65 Mmm . . . elbows!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 05, 2012 08:53 PM (Agn5J)

66 17 cheerleader rerun.
I'm sure you have a point, which you'll
get to in a minute...
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012
08:42 PM (FcR7P)

yes I want new hot cheerleaders. are you going to say you have a problem with my efforts to get an additional cheerleader pic put up?

Posted by: buzzion at November 05, 2012 08:54 PM (EaJIR)

67 Chris Berman at halftime offers insightful, penetrating questions to the candidates:

"Governor Romney -- should Jerry Jones opt to trade Tony Romo? C'mon, man!"

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 08:54 PM (sTS/8)

68 Standing here at the hangar waiting for Ryan

Posted by: H Badger at November 05, 2012 08:55 PM (Emi7D)

69 I really have no urge to go see Daniel Craig in 'Skyfall.' Especially when one of the 'key' action scenes is a steal from Drake and the game Uncharted.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:55 PM (4nG/u)

70 I have a couple classic Cowboy's games from the 70's on DVD (yeah, I know, save the jokes). But it's amazing how much camera time the cheerleaders received in those games...and the announcers' comments were far from PC for today's audience...."Man, she can eat crackers in my bed anytime!" "That's one fine filly there!"

Posted by: Icedog at November 05, 2012 08:55 PM (PTS+l)

71 For those working for Project ORCA, anyone else having trouble logging into the software? Is it not accessible until tomorrow morning or am I the only one having trouble?

Posted by: Paula at November 05, 2012 08:56 PM (IJNpz)

72 69

Dark hair. It's the only way to go through life.



(Without being a fag.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:56 PM (aSf5o)

73 >>> 51 You may cause the Great Enpuddening a night early.

November 6, 2012: The Night of The Great Enpuddening

Likey.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 08:56 PM (sTS/8)

74 The one thing the XFL got right is that between plays... they showed cheerleaders. I mean, which would you rather see, a replay and guys milling around on the field aimlessly, or cheerleaders?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 08:57 PM (r4wIV)

75 So I heard that Berman's doing a halftime handy with TFG... Boo. Hiss.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 05, 2012 08:57 PM (mkb9H)

76 Yeah Dave, you're imminently qualified.

But I LIKE that about you.

Got a former Marine buddy working security on the sidelines tonight.

He's the big, dumb-lookin' redhead in a polo shirt sucking his gut in.

Posted by: Scoop at November 05, 2012 08:57 PM (AzwZn)

77 Course if they gave them more screen time they'd have to pay the girls more than minimum wage....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 08:57 PM (r4wIV)

78 >>> 69 I really have no urge to go see Daniel Craig in 'Skyfall.'

Daniel Craig is NOT James Bond.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 08:58 PM (sTS/8)

79 9..... Me 2... Did not get on. :-(

Posted by: fu52 at November 05, 2012 08:58 PM (NYXC6)

80 Chris Berman at halftime offers insightful, penetrating questions to the candidates:

"President Obama, did Michael Vick actually send you the Omaha Steaks holiday canine gift pack last Christmas?"

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 05, 2012 08:58 PM (vbh31)

81 I am getting hail...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:58 PM (4nG/u)

82 48 what, did they take to cloning cheerleaders now? Those ladies are all similar looking. Right down to their airbags.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 05, 2012 08:50 PM (RZ8pf)



TRIPLETS!!!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 05, 2012 08:58 PM (4Mv1T)

83 69
I really have no urge to go see Daniel Craig in 'Skyfall.' Especially
when one of the 'key' action scenes is a steal from Drake and the game
Uncharted.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 08:55 PM (4nG/u)

I was dissappointed it was the most un bond bond film of them all. No gadgets nothing. Frankly, while it techinicall was a good movie i fuckin hated it.I loved Casino Royal and thought the second one he did was ok - atleast it hate nice locations gadgets and action set pieces.This one....not so much.

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (ovpNn)

84 77 Course if they gave them more screen time they'd have to pay the girls more than minimum wage....


hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (GEICT)

85 Some Under-Assistant East Coast Production Man pushed the wrong button at the end of his segment, and the ORCA call went dead before the stirring conclusion, when Someone Really Important was supposed to address the troops. Fuck supposed high technology. Sri Lanka is going to kick our ass. Computers, hooey.

Posted by: comatus at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (qaVK+)

86 the 1 in the forefront could kill someone with that nose

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (ck76k)

87 I was able to get on the call, but I am freaking out about logging into the ORCA software. Can't get in, tech # is not available.

Posted by: Paula at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (IJNpz)

88 Daniel Craig is NOT James Bond.

No, not at all. He was entertaining enough in Casino Royale and people were wiling to forgive the non-Bondiness of that film on the theory that he was a Bond in training, becoming the guy we know. The later films proved it wasn't that, its that they just don't know how to make a Bond movie any more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (r4wIV)

89 Are they really triplets or are you funbagging with me?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (RZ8pf)

90 81

Und?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (aSf5o)

91 Oh yuck....I'm getting a JEF ad for Chris Murphy was is running against Linda McMahon.


MNF is gonna suck tonight.

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 08:59 PM (X6akg)

92 All who are slamming monty. Did you stop to think for one minute that maybe, just maybe, that post might convince a few lurkers who were going to vote libertarian or sit this one out to go ahead and vote RR?
No, of course you didn't. Thinking past level one is harder than just popping off without thinking.
You want to bitch about that post some more, how 'bout taking it back to that post or save it for the ONT._

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 05, 2012 09:00 PM (QbKVX)

93 Everybody here love you DIT! Because you're genuine. You don't sit and pontificate.

Posted by: Sassy at November 05, 2012 09:00 PM (detCI)

94 10 3 blondes,bah,it should be one of each.Blonde,brunette and a ginger.
---
When did redheads become gingers? I received no notification. i was most certainly not consulted.

Ginger Grant was not a ginger. She was a redhead.

i don't recognize my country anymore.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:00 PM (kzejo)

95 45Oh shit. General colon pussface on Mon Night football bamster ad.Colon...ha ! Just one morepolitician whose mouth I would'ntpiss in if his teeth were on fire.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at November 05, 2012 09:00 PM (WQhht)

96 86 the 1 in the forefront could kill someone with that nose



What nose?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:00 PM (GEICT)

97 Paula,
I just tried from my pc and it says it cannot connect. When I tried to connect from my blackberry.......it said I had to have the radio on?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 05, 2012 09:00 PM (W3UHW)

98 I'm trying to convince the bride to participate in de-enpuddinating me tomorrow. That would be a strong finish...

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 05, 2012 09:01 PM (SCTXH)

99 LOL obama has "YOU KNOW I TELL THE TRUTH" as part of his stump speech.

ahahahahaha

Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 05, 2012 09:01 PM (ovpNn)

100 Im sick of hearing this "we wont know to wed morning shit" wtf is this 1912?

Posted by: Ringo at November 05, 2012 09:02 PM (dQ/Oc)

101
I am going to start collecting terms that irritate me, like "at the end of the day."
I find "wheelhouse" to be just as annoying as the olde "low hanging fruit" statement from my idiot boss in days of yore.

#IAmInAVeryBadMoodGetOffMyLawn

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 09:02 PM (baL2B)

102 I'm trying to convince the bride to participate in de-enpuddinating me tomorrow. That would be a strong finish...

Tell me of your homeworld, Usul

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 09:02 PM (r4wIV)

103 92 All who are slamming monty. Did you stop to think for one minute that maybe, just maybe, that post might convince a few lurkers who were going to vote libertarian or sit this one out to go ahead and vote RR?
No, of course you didn't. Thinking past level one is harder than just popping off without thinking.
You want to bitch about that post some more, how 'bout taking it back to that post or save it for the ONT._
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 05, 2012 09:00 PM (QbKVX)



Or we could all STFU, go vote tomorrow and throw thsonofabitch right the fuck out of the People's House while swilling booze and dipping our bits in pudding.

I vote we go that route. Do I have a second?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:02 PM (GEICT)

104 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA
First political ad on MNF: Colin Powell talking about Obamas economic prowess

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:03 PM (ck76k)

105 Totally off topic but I cant wait for the ONT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

Great line from Bob Hope, especially for tomorrow!

Posted by: Leigh at November 05, 2012 09:03 PM (E3/vB)

106 Im sick of hearing this "we wont know to wed morning

The Ace election HQ will know, but the press won't really. And local races usually take a day to totally solidify.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 09:03 PM (r4wIV)

107 63
60





Nein.







Oder?



Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 08:53 PM (aSf5o)


"Heute Nacht oder nie, sollst du mir sagen, nur das Eine: Ob du mich liebst..." (go to Youtube, search for "wfj3YE_gKxI")

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:03 PM (48wze)

108 103

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:03 PM (aSf5o)

109 OT, from the radio: A mother in Australia is on trial for killing her daughter with acid. The family said they had to, because she looked at a boy. The mother had had second thoughts, apparently, because the girl said she'd never do it again, "but by then the acid was already mixed".

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 09:04 PM (FcR7P)

110 107

Ich liebe dich. Aber wer bist du?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:04 PM (aSf5o)

111 101
I am going to start collecting terms that irritate me, like "at the end of the day."
I find "wheelhouse" to be just as annoying as the olde "low hanging fruit" statement from my idiot boss in days of yore.

#IAmInAVeryBadMoodGetOffMyLawn

May I also add the ubiquitous "If you look at ...."

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at November 05, 2012 09:05 PM (p4U6S)

112 94 Yes and have you seen how tiny RingDings are now?

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 09:05 PM (9XBK2)

113
Why is Faux and freinds setting up for a GOP loss and blaming Sandy?
STFU already, thats it, News fucking black out until tomorrow.

Posted by: Ringo at November 05, 2012 09:05 PM (dQ/Oc)

114 All who are slamming monty. Did you stop to think for one minute that maybe, just maybe, that post might convince a few lurkers who were going to vote libertarian or sit this one out to go ahead and vote RR?

Its possible, and that's why I didn't give him any grief. I agree with most of what he says on Romney, I voted for the guy because 4 more years of Obama means we're through as a grand experiment on democracy. It means businesses start shutting down like dominos falling over and the world's economy crashes.

But President Romney doesn't save us all. He just gives us a chance, a glimmer of hope.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 09:05 PM (r4wIV)

115 No sugar for an 'ette?

Posted by: sinmi at November 05, 2012 09:05 PM (WLoOJ)

116 Tomorrow we ride!!!!

Posted by: mare at November 05, 2012 09:05 PM (A98Xu)

117 >>> 88 The later films proved it wasn't that, its that they just don't know how to make a Bond movie any more.

Sadly, the radical stunts and action and shit that were signatures have become eclipsed over the years by all the other action films of similar genre. So that stuff is just passe anymore.

Also, they've succumbed to the PC dominance of our times. Call me a stodgy old misogynist armed with withering Male Gaze, but I cannot accept "M" as a woman. Sorry.

I stopped watching new Bond films during the Pierce Brosnan Era, when they decided to have 007 NOT drive a British car and opted for a BMW. Sacrilege, I tells ya.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:05 PM (sTS/8)

118 39 Week nine and a Monday night game is being played for pride. That's kinda sad.
---
Yeah, like my Eagles have any pride...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:05 PM (kzejo)

119 109 Eh,they must be Lutheran or something.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 09:06 PM (9XBK2)

120
D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA
@jpodhoretz I think biggest miscalculation with pollsters is idea that Romney up w/ Indies b/c reps changed, as opposed to Ds going indie

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:06 PM (ck76k)

121 101

[quote]I am going to start collecting terms that irritate me, like "at the end of the day." I find "wheelhouse" to be just as annoying as the olde "low hanging fruit" statement from my idiot boss in days of yore.



#IAmInAVeryBadMoodGetOffMyLawn



Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 05, 2012 09:02 PM (baL2B)[/quote]

Would you put "down-ticket races" on that list? Even though I have used the phrase, I don't like it at all. To me, it sounds cheap -- "down-market", if you will.

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:06 PM (48wze)

122 Tell me of your homeworld, Usul

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 09:06 PM (QupBk)

123 Rudy lighting JEF up on Hannity.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 05, 2012 09:07 PM (avGs3)

124 71

I could not get in to the call, nor do I have the software....

Posted by: fu52 at November 05, 2012 09:07 PM (NYXC6)

125 I find "wheelhouse" to be just as annoying as the olde "low hanging fruit" statement from my idiot boss in days of yore.

Because you're not thinking outside the box. It's a new paradigm out there.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 09:07 PM (QupBk)

126 With 34,000 of us, it may have overwhelmed the system. I signed on at about 6:20, so that may be how I got on.
---
Is the a legit estimate of how many orcs there are? Wonder what % of the polling places we're covering

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:07 PM (kzejo)

127 89 Are they really triplets or are you funbagging with me?

Just hoping?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 05, 2012 09:08 PM (4Mv1T)

128 I'm not a big fan of a female M either. Stupid PC choice. I did like Pierce Brosnan though (until the last crapfest movie).

I'm just waiting for the first stories in January coming out about the massive crippling food inflation that is killing poor families and minorities, especially single moms. Look the bags are smaller, look the cost is higher! Yeah, jackass its been that way 4 years now, where were you?

To its credit the NYT did run a couple pieces on how packaging is getting smaller.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 09:08 PM (r4wIV)

129 >>> Heute Nacht oder nie, sollst du mir sagen, nur das Eine: Ob du mich liebst.

Why can't ya'll speak United States, fer cryin' out loud?

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:08 PM (sTS/8)

130 I find "wheelhouse" to be just as annoying as the olde "low hanging fruit" statement from my idiot boss in days of yore.

Because you're not thinking outside the box. It's a new paradigm out there.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 09:07 PM (QupBk)

your boss may be an idiot and misuse or overuse the phrases but they are useful.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

131 I called Harry Reid's office tonight and left a message.

Told him that if he retains control of the Senate, and refuses to work with Mitt Romney, not only would I start a riot but I would also assassinate his white ass.

I identified myself as "BlackPower3" on Twitter to avoid Secret Service scrutiny.

Posted by: Scoop at November 05, 2012 09:08 PM (AzwZn)

132 125 I find "wheelhouse" to be just as annoying as the olde "low hanging fruit" statement from my idiot boss in days of yore.

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Because you're not thinking outside the box. It's a new paradigm out there.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 09:07 PM (QupBk)



You've just got to take it one game at a time and make sure you're properly executing your assignments.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:09 PM (GEICT)

133 I like "wheelhouse" because its a good baseball term but its probably been used to death by middle management types.

Excuse me, utilized to death. How I hate that word. I hate it as much as "healthful." That's a mouthful of stupid.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 09:09 PM (r4wIV)

134 Hells yes I posted em before.

I likes them.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 05, 2012 09:09 PM (pUqSw)

135 ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi

One of my favorites: the truth of the matter is.........

Posted by: Ronster at November 05, 2012 09:10 PM (BvzwK)

136 129

That's actually some of the most beautiful German I've ever read. Try to translate it, and it loses most of its charm.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:10 PM (aSf5o)

137 Not to hijack a football thread, but ... did anyone else have trouble
getting on the Project Orca conference call at 8:30? I'm getting a busy
signal.


Over a month ago I made the first of three requests to help out there. On two of the requests, my response was from Dan Centinello, Romney's Deputy Campaign Director (yes, I have the email).

His last response (10/31):

Hi ********,

Sorry for the delay. Your patience is grately appreciated. Unfortunately, there are over 30,000 volunteers on the orca project, and our office is very small. It is no exaggeration to say that we are working around the clock, running on minimal sleep to get the election day task force off the ground by November 6th. We will be giving you a call soon. Please bear with us.

Thanks,

dc


Still no response. This does not bode well. I guess I head down to the County GOP HQ and see what I can do tomorrow.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 05, 2012 09:10 PM (kqqGm)

138 103....second

Posted by: fu52 at November 05, 2012 09:10 PM (NYXC6)

139 110
107



Ich liebe dich. Aber wer bist du?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:04 PM (aSf5o)

Eine einfache schwachsinnige Irre, wie alle die

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Mädchen hier! :-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:10 PM (48wze)

140 Daniel Craig is NOT James Bond.

Neither am I.

Posted by: 0013 Almost twice as good as James Bond at November 05, 2012 09:11 PM (p4U6S)

141 Mary! Barrel!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:11 PM (GEICT)

142 See, I told you I was a Moronette. grumblegrumblecurseyouMicrosoftgrumblegrumble

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:11 PM (48wze)

143 Ha, pick 6 for Vick

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 05, 2012 09:11 PM (9ghZ6)

144 141
Mary! Barrel!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:11 PM (GEICT)


Yes, sir. Reporting for duty...

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:11 PM (48wze)

145 143
Ha, pick 6 for Vick

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 05, 2012 09:11 PM (9ghZ6)


98 yard interception return!

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:11 PM (X6akg)

146 If you're complaining about this picture being a repeat, then you're chock full o' the ghey.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 05, 2012 09:12 PM (ZQ3OQ)

147 "did anyone else have trouble getting on the Project Orca conference call at 8:30? I'm getting a busy signal."

You didn't miss anything critical, it was how important the GOTV operation is. The polls are tight and GOTV is what will win the election.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2012 09:12 PM (dX4hn)

148 139

Du bist ein Maedchen. Ich bin ein Junge. Was sollen wir tun?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:12 PM (aSf5o)

149 @134: And for which I am grateful!

There is something about a nice blond with long hair, nice boobs, in a low-cut black velvet (or velvet-appearing facsimile)outfit....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2012 09:13 PM (j+44v)

150 Hunh. Two pro-Akin robocalls in the past hour--one from Rand Paul (!). Guess he's using his pittance of a war chest that way. I'm voting for the dolt, so I just hang up on 'em anyway.

Posted by: Palandine at November 05, 2012 09:13 PM (g7D8V)

151 I heard a new phrase, ironically at the meat counter are whole foods, yesterday. Some guy from Maine was commenting on what a good deal he was getting on sirloin and said "wow that is a great deal, it is like a sore dick - you can't beat it."

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

152 Because you're not thinking outside the box.

I remember that one always getting tossed out there in business meetings when nobody had a f'n clue what to do next. "Okay, we need to start thinking outside the box here, people". It almost always elicited glazed eyes and blank stares. Heh.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 05, 2012 09:13 PM (vbh31)

153 144

Zurueck, meine Liebe. Komm zurueck.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:13 PM (aSf5o)

154 102 I'm trying to convince the bride to participate in de-enpuddinating me tomorrow. That would be a strong finish... Tell me of your homeworld, Usul
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That's one giggle i'll never be able to explain to the wife. Take too long and i'd just get slapped at the end

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (kzejo)

155 Mary! Barrel!

Or, in this case, Faß!

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (FcR7P)

156 I'm getting all my election news at the AOSHQ tomorrow.Here with friends.Fuck Fox News and the rest.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (9XBK2)

157 Oh shit. General colon pussface on Mon Night football bamster ad.

Posted by: Ronster at November 05, 2012 08:49 PM (BvzwK)
It never ceases to Amaze me why anyone gives a shit what this guy thinks. He's not an objective statesman. He's a political whore who milked the system- the "acceptable" black officer to the white establishment - to get where he got. In the end, race trumps all

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (HqXYa)

158 Poitn of order. I tried to add an asterisk before and after a comment *for emphasis* and I got all kinds of sweet little messages that said I need to change my post lest I be labled a spammer. What 'up?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (4Mv1T)

159 156

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (aSf5o)

160 You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (ZQ3OQ)

161 Hey yankeefifth, did you sell water for, umm, stuff?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 05, 2012 09:15 PM (SCTXH)

162 For the "Hope To Never Hear Again" List:

"Trying to re-invent the wheel."

Stop saying that shit.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:15 PM (sTS/8)

163 158 Poitn of order. I tried to add an asterisk before and after a comment *for emphasis* and I got all kinds of sweet little messages that said I need to change my post lest I be labled a spammer. What 'up?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (4Mv1T)



Pixy. Nuff said.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:16 PM (GEICT)

164 131- please don't shit on the floor.. concern-troll shit really is hard to clean..

Posted by: catman at November 05, 2012 09:16 PM (YKUmW)

165 Out, damn sock puppet.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 05, 2012 09:16 PM (kqqGm)

166 Florida voters remember to vote NO to retain Justice of the Supreme Court Lewis, Pariente and Quince.

Posted by: lions at November 05, 2012 09:17 PM (MTPLw)

167 I guess I head down to the County GOP HQ and see what I can do tomorrow.

For those who are able to, that is a great suggestion.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 05, 2012 09:17 PM (vbh31)

168 Oh fuck.. my SIL is never gonna speak to me again. I just went off on one of her lib FB friends. Stupid fucking jerk.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 09:17 PM (1hNQS)

169 157 One of the few good things about Mars Attacks! is the shit head General played by Paul Winfield,who is pretty obviously based on Powell.Oh yeah,he dies.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2012 09:17 PM (9XBK2)

170
I rarely come around here except on special occasions but those cheerleaders look familiar.

Even their faces....

Posted by: State;ess_Infidel at November 05, 2012 09:18 PM (AC0lD)

171 First political ad on MNF: Colin Powell talking about Obamas economic prowess

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Saw it. And he touted Obama's foreign policy bonafides, too. After the commercial, Mr. Black said, "he really believes that?" Colin Powell is a douchetastic douche of a miserable traitor.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2012 09:18 PM (lTVJy)

172 166 Florida voters remember to vote NO to retain Justice of the Supreme Court Lewis, Pariente and Quince.
Posted by: lions at November 05, 2012 09:17 PM (MTPLw)



Give us some backup?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:18 PM (GEICT)

173 When did redheads become gingers? I received no notification. i was most certainly not consulted.

Ginger Grant was not a ginger. She was a redhead.

i don't recognize my country anymore.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:00 PM (kzejo)


Yep. The "ginger" crap is a Eurotrash thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 05, 2012 09:18 PM (X3lox)

174
Florida?

Florida?

I've heard of that place. Didn't Elian Gonzalez once live there?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 05, 2012 09:18 PM (Md8Uo)

175 171

He was doomed from an early age. Colon Power.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:19 PM (aSf5o)

176 Colin Powell is all about the economicness!!

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:19 PM (sTS/8)

177 I'm still not aware of any nose in that picture. I think the gravity well on those boobs has something to do with it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2012 09:19 PM (BuSM8)

178 buzzsaw.....

In the initial phone training they said they expected mayber 14-15k and got 34k.

DaveinFL......have you tried logging into the website that came with the packet?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 05, 2012 09:19 PM (W3UHW)

179 173

Was?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:19 PM (aSf5o)

180 177 I'm still not aware of any nose in that picture. I think the gravity well on those boobs has something to do with it.



There's no way you can look at that and not wanna stick your face between them.


Or is that just me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:20 PM (GEICT)

181 I'm getting all my election news at the AOSHQ tomorrow.Here with friends.Fuck Fox News and the rest.

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I've been on blackout all day....on purpose. But holy hell, is Hannity wringing his hands too?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2012 09:20 PM (lTVJy)

182 136
129



That's actually some of the most beautiful German I've ever read. Try to translate it, and it loses most of its charm.



Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:10 PM (aSf5o)

It really is lovely, isn't it? One of my other favorites is "Dein ist mein ganzes Herz, / Wo du nicht bist, kann ich nicht sein. / So, wie die Blume welkt, / wenn sie nicht küsst der Sonnenschein!...

[Punahou Death Stare, don't blame me -- I didn't write the lyrics! This one means, "My whole heart is yours / where you are not, I cannot exist / Just as the flower wilts / When not kissed by the sunshine..."]

On Youtube, look for "RJ1ZibzHFl8" to see Placido Domingo singing it. Start the video at about 24 seconds in, unless you want your eardrums sandblasted by applause. :-) His accent sounds pretty good to me for a non-native speaker of German, but then I'm not a native speaker either.

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:20 PM (48wze)

183 >>> 173 Yep. The "ginger" crap is a Eurotrash thing.

Here they're called "firecrotch."

Posted by: 1980's American High School Guy at November 05, 2012 09:21 PM (sTS/8)

184 First political ad on MNF: Colin Powell talking about Obamas economic prowess

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so what , first one in second half is colin powell blowing biden and obama.

besides, powell is a racist , everyone knows it is true

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

185 I've seen an American Crossroads ad twice tonight....in Connecticut. Huh.

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (X6akg)

186 Yep. The "ginger" crap is a Eurotrash thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 05, 2012 09:18 PM (X3lox)
As a man who worships at the altar of the redhead, I agree ginger is crap

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (HqXYa)

187 Westminster - just found out from Dan Centinello that the site and phone # aren't live yet. They won't be live until later tonight. Whew.

Posted by: Paula at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (IJNpz)

188 I've been on blackout all day....on purpose. But holy hell, is Hannity wringing his hands too?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2012 09:20 PM (lTVJy)

hannity is a sumboron

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

189 I hope the news all day is that Obama has "a slight lead".

If you were an unmotivated or reluctant Obama supporter, this might be all you need to rationalize staying at home.

Posted by: Icedog at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (PTS+l)

190 182

Wunderschoen!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (aSf5o)

191 There's no way you can look at that and not wanna stick your face between them.

Or is that just me?


Yea, but then you can't see 'em anymore.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (4Mv1T)

192 Okay...here's the deal. mr. creeper is sitting outside having a smoke when a guy comes up the sidewalk toward the porch, carrying a flashlight and clipboard. mr. creeper stands up and the guy spots him and says, "Is this 1302?" "Yes, it is." Guy says, "We have 1302 as not existing." mr. c says, "What are you doing?" "I'm working on a list." mr. c says, "Really? A list of what?" "I'm with the Obama campaign." mr. creeper say, "Gee, I don't have my gun with me." Guy says, "Yeah, I see the sign." mr. creeper asks him again what he's doing and the guy says, "I'll take you off the list." Then he walked away.

It's after 8:00 and we have two Rep signs in our yard. Does this seem plausible to you morons?

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (p4APm)

193 OK, the Michael Jordan commercial was funny.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (ZQ3OQ)

194 Oh fuck.. my SIL is never gonna speak to me again. I just went off on one of her lib FB friends. Stupid fucking jerk

you and me both man, I am sick and stressed and just getting myself into FB trouble left and right tonite . . . oh wells

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (J6kXj)

195 First time I ever heard the term "ginger" was on Southpark.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:22 PM (GEICT)

196 Redheads became gingers about the same time it became cool among the hipster set to wear an Arsenal, ManU, or Real Madrid scarf. It's a recently imported Brit thing.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 05, 2012 09:23 PM (ZPrif)

197 Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2012 09:20 PM (lTVJy)

Hannity is a TARD !

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:23 PM (ck76k)

198 155
Mary! Barrel!





Or, in this case, Faß!



Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2012 09:14 PM (FcR7P)


Jawohl, mein Kommandant!

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:23 PM (48wze)

199 What dumb cracker came up with Profits-to-Earnings ratios anyways? Corporate speak - Bah!

Posted by: The Choomster In-Chief at November 05, 2012 09:23 PM (BAS5M)

200 178 buzzsaw..... In the initial phone training they said they expected mayber 14-15k and got 34k. ----
I got shifted to another polling place. Hopefully because someone else from my precinct had also signed up.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:23 PM (kzejo)

201 Paula!

Thank you........I too was getting nervous!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 05, 2012 09:23 PM (W3UHW)

202 Well I got about fifteen minutes of hail plummeting down. Then took pictures of the pea to marble sized hail that landed on the Shelby. And spent another ten minutes calming the cats down. So here I am. So ein peck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:23 PM (4nG/u)

203 Although this doesn't sound quite right:

"wenn sie nicht küsst der Sonnenschein!"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:24 PM (aSf5o)

204 creeper they're sign stealers.

all the RR signs in my dev have been stolen repeatedly.

what's weird is they leave the tom smith and other R rep signs? I mean that still means "Republicans R Here" now doesn't it? I guess that's why people think PA is stronger for Smith than Romney? the creeps don't steal other race signs

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 05, 2012 09:24 PM (J6kXj)

205
I'm watching aCriminal Minds marathon, trying to avoid the news.
I'm already sick to my stomach, don't want to make it worse.

Posted by: spypeach at November 05, 2012 09:24 PM (pwTow)

206 P.S. We're in Podunk, Iowa.

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2012 09:24 PM (p4APm)

207 >>> 193 OK, the Michael Jordan commercial was funny.

Yeah, ESPN has some douchebag on-air talent, but they also have them some great advertising. Whoever does the ESPN commercials is really clever.

Posted by: 1980's American High School Guy at November 05, 2012 09:24 PM (sTS/8)

208 P.S. We're in Podunk, Iowa.
Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2012 09:24 PM (p4APm)

I have been there

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

209 Man. is McCoy good

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 09:25 PM (HqXYa)

210 Yea, but then you can't see 'em anymore.

That's ok you feel silky warm softness and smell that dab of perfume she put there.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 09:25 PM (r4wIV)

211 202 Well I got about fifteen minutes of hail plummeting down. Then took pictures of the pea to marble sized hail that landed on the Shelby. And spent another ten minutes calming the cats down. So here I am. So ein peck.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:23 PM (4nG/u)



The what?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:25 PM (GEICT)

212 Eagles at the Saint's 5. Time for a turnover.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 05, 2012 09:26 PM (ZQ3OQ)

213
Since I got home at 7 pm this evening (it's now 9:20 pm), I have literally seen over 40 political adds in commercial breaks. There was one commercial break when Isaw 5 in row.

If some political campaigner was smart, the would try to connect 3 or 4 adds to make them a story with a continuing message. Because the sameness of them all is stupefying.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 05, 2012 09:26 PM (Md8Uo)

214 Sock-Be-Gone

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:26 PM (sTS/8)

215 CNN has a story up...by Robert Gibbs, on what an asshole McCain is for calling the SCOAMF out. I commented...thusly:



What's shameful to me, as a veteran, is the deaths of those men,
which my government still can't explain. Yeah...I guess that does point
directly at President Obama. If I were still active duty, I would think
twice about putting my life at risk for a man that can't be bothered to
do the bare minimum to back me up.

I hear he had a great time in Vegas, though.

My comment is awaiting moderation. I'm pretty sure it will be waiting for a very long time.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 05, 2012 09:26 PM (L7hol)

216 I hate the Eagles. Ok, I hate Vick. Mainly watching in hopes of witnessing a career ending knee injury.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 05, 2012 09:26 PM (ZPrif)

217 186 Yep. The "ginger" crap is a Eurotrash thing. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 05, 2012 09:18 PM (X3lox) As a man who worships at the altar of the redhead, I agree ginger is crap
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Amy Pond can be a ginger while playing football on the pitch. Then it's foreign and interesting.

But let's not let some alien foreign nation corrupt our lovely English language with these difficult to pronounce so-called 'words'

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:26 PM (kzejo)

218 126 With 34,000 of us, it may have overwhelmed the system. I signed on at about 6:20, so that may be how I got on.
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Is the a legit estimate of how many orcs there are? Wonder what % of the polling places we're coveringPosted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:07 PM (kzejo)----ORCA was brought up today on Bret Baier's show.

Posted by: tacos and cookies at November 05, 2012 09:26 PM (y2Ojs)

219 Hannity is a TARD !

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I only mentioned him because he's usually the one you can count on to be the rah-rah cheerleader no matter what. I wouldn't call him a tard. He's just conservatism on training wheels.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2012 09:27 PM (lTVJy)

220
ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi

Some of my (not) favorites:
Sorry for the delay. Your patience is grately appreciated.
Please press 1 for English.
Gamechanger.
Synergy.

Posted by: Semi-New Moron. at November 05, 2012 09:27 PM (mkb9H)

221 Don't think he was stealing signs. He wouldn't have needed to come up the walk to get ours. mr. creeper wondered if he were making up a list of people who need rides but I've done a fair amount of work for Dems in that past and never heard of that.

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2012 09:27 PM (p4APm)

222 198

Nein, Liebe. Tu das nicht! Zerbrech mein Herz nicht.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:27 PM (aSf5o)

223 BCochran, did that Saints fan affect your eyesight?

Yes my Shelby. Forgot to put it under carport. So was in driveway. And well it was hail city before I got out there. So snapped pictures with hail. In morning will see if I got any dings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:27 PM (4nG/u)

224 45
Oh shit. General colon pussface on Mon Night football bamster ad.

Posted by: Ronster at November 05, 2012 08:49 PM (BvzwK)
Fuck Colonoscopy Powell, he can kiss my ass!

See what I did there?? lol

Posted by: Four Finger Woo at November 05, 2012 09:27 PM (Oi60j)

225 He's just conservatism on training wheels.

Yeah you start with him, go on to Glen Beck, then Limbaugh, and finally you're ready for first source materials like Road to Serfdom and the writings of DeTocqueville.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 09:28 PM (r4wIV)

226 My wife signed up for ORCA but never received credentials. She was still called for the conference call tonight.

I sent a tweet to @mittromney about problems getting logged in. I know people are monitoring the account, so hopefully something will happen.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2012 09:28 PM (dX4hn)

227 FWIW,

FL registration totals as of yesterday:

http://registration.elections.myflorida.com/CheckVoterStatus

Voter Registration as of:
11/4/2012
---------------------------------
Republican: 4,257,293
(~35%)
Democrat: 4,804,490
(~40%)
Other: 2,925,010 (~24%)

---------------------------------
Total: 11,986,793




Posted by: @PurpAv at November 05, 2012 09:29 PM (yuqkH)

228 @spypeach

Ha!! If you're watching Criminal Minds to calm down, you're in trouble. Some of those are downright creepy.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 05, 2012 09:29 PM (avGs3)

229 Westminster - just found out from Dan Centinello that the site and phone
# aren't live yet. They won't be live until later tonight. Whew.


Please tell Centinello he owes me a call here in San Diego.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 05, 2012 09:29 PM (kqqGm)

230 202

Macht nichts. Zwei ist besser als einz.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:29 PM (aSf5o)

231 Now I have to ask why is Hannity wringing his hands

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 05, 2012 09:29 PM (9ghZ6)

232 The orca call was over subscribed.

Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2012 09:29 PM (UjSt7)

233 Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2012 09:27 PM (lTVJy)

No he is as I call him Hedgehog Hannity ! Hedgehogs do 1 thing well, Dig Hannity does 1 thing well Talks & Talks & Talks & repeats himself

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:30 PM (ck76k)

234 223 BCochran, did that Saints fan affect your eyesight?

Yes my Shelby. Forgot to put it under carport. So was in driveway. And well it was hail city before I got out there. So snapped pictures with hail. In morning will see if I got any dings.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:27 PM (4nG/u)



Well, the fan didn't affect my sight, but I've been told that what the fan caused will make me go blind.

Oh man. What year? I would cry if something like that happened to me. My fam has a bit of a car problem.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:30 PM (GEICT)

235 wife and daughter in state college PA, say they are inundated with Romney ads

Posted by: Avi at November 05, 2012 09:30 PM (40anC)

236 I hate the Eagles. Ok, I hate Vick. Mainly watching in hopes of witnessing a career ending knee injury.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 05, 2012 09:26 PM (ZPrif)
Don't worry, after this effort you'll never see him again. The Eagles have imploded. They'll blow it up in the offseason, and Andy Reid will be the next coach in San Diego, where he's just built a house

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 09:30 PM (HqXYa)

237 210 Yea, but then you can't see 'em anymore. That's ok you feel silky warm softness and smell that dab of perfume she put there.
---
Or smell residual splooge from the entire defensive line...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 09:30 PM (kzejo)

238 connect 3 or 4 adds to make them a story with a continuing message.

Its an old idea -- Burma Shave signs...

...you're right it is kinda surprising nobody has figure that out.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 05, 2012 09:31 PM (yuqkH)

239 I am not sure exactly how it works but it seems as if once a day someone loads an idea into hannity and he babbles about it all day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

240 Black Orchid. I really have been quite reasonable with most people, providing links, good thoughtful arguments. But this fucking douche said something like "I care about the elderly and children that don't have insurance etc. Maybe someday you will learn and understand". OMG!! I went off on the little fucker. I'm 58 years old you little prick. Don't fucking patronize me!!! My two gay kids have a better understanding of the world than you, you fucking douchnozzle!! I think my SIL is gonna be sending me an email.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 09:31 PM (1hNQS)

241 Now I have to ask why is Hannity wringing his hands
--------------------------------------

He's masturbated within the last 6 months and knows he has to confess to his priest.

It's a Catholic thing.

Posted by: Scoop at November 05, 2012 09:31 PM (AzwZn)

242 No he is as I call him Hedgehog Hannity ! Hedgehogs do 1 thing well, Dig
Hannity does 1 thing well Talks Talks Talks repeats
himself


-----

"They say Republicans want dirty air and dirty water and want to throw Grandma over a cliff." Repeat over and over, every show.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2012 09:31 PM (lTVJy)

243 Good Lord! Thighs and breasts. Only in America! Not Obama's America, but the REAL America, beeyotches.

Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2012 09:32 PM (vm7ot)

244 Well I would be upset at the damage if it happened. 2008 GT500 with Carrol Shelby's autograph on the dash.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:32 PM (4nG/u)

245 Posted by: USS Diversity at November 05, 2012 09:29 PM (9ghZ6)

Ratings & that is what the Memo from R/R told him to do. Make sure people don't get complacent.

The TARD has had on Barrone, Rove & Morris all predicting 300= Votes

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:32 PM (ck76k)

246 We're in Podunk, Iowa.
Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2012 09:24 PM (p4APm


Keokuk?

Posted by: Ronster at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (BvzwK)

247 To be fair, Rove is predicting 285.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (dX4hn)

248 No he is as I call him Hedgehog Hannity ! Hedgehogs
do 1 thing well, Dig Hannity does 1 thing well Talks Talks
Talks repeats himself

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:30 PM (ck76k)

"Hang on...""Hang on...""Hang on..."
Hannity in a nutshell

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (BuSM8)

249
Purple Avenger @ 227
Yes, but how many of them are lost in traffic with one turn signal on?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (Md8Uo)

250 yeah I don't like how he repeats the Dem talking points at all either Lady in Black (Hannity does)

he is trying to sound like Limbaugh when he does it but it just doesn't work. he's so lame.

I wouldn't give him a second thought. he's one where its like "damn, why are you on my side??!!"

sorry! he's just sort of dim

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (J6kXj)

251 172
When you vote no to retain them, the Gov. along with a panel will appoint three more. In 2010 these three Justices removed Amendment 9 Health Care Freedom Act. "If passed, the measure would have registered Floridians’ symbolic protest against the health insurance mandates of the federal Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (“Obamacare”), and prevented the Florida Legislature from implementing statewide versions of such mandates"

Posted by: lions at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (MTPLw)

252 244 Well I would be upset at the damage if it happened. 2008 GT500 with Carrol Shelby's autograph on the dash.



Niiiiiice. Color scheme?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (GEICT)

253 Gingers and redheads are not the same thing. Gingers look a little freakish...redheads are sexy!

Ginger = Carrot Top

Redhead = Rita Hayworth, Christina Hendricks,Wilma Flinstone, etc

Posted by: Icedog at November 05, 2012 09:34 PM (PTS+l)

254 >>> 245 The TARD has had on Barrone, Rove Morris all predicting 300= Votes

Yeah, I think I'll take Michael Barone's analyses over any of Boilerplate Hannity's an time.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:34 PM (sTS/8)

255 203
Although this doesn't sound quite right:





"wenn sie nicht küsst der Sonnenschein!"



Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:24 PM (aSf5o)

Well, I can explain that, if I can find my linguist hat... (gropes around inside dark barrel) Ah, here it is. The key to untangling that very Teutonic sentence is to remember that "sie" in German means both "she" (nominative) and "her" (accusative), and to look at the article in front of the word "Sonnenschein". If it were "den Sonnenschein", then it would be "when/if she (the flower) does not kiss the sunshine.) But the nominative article "der" tells us that "der Sonnenschein" is the subject of the clause, so it means "when/if the sunshine does not kiss her". I put it in the passive voice to try to keep closer to the word order in the original.

"Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of the Atlantic with his verb in his mouth." -- Mark Twain, The Awful German Language

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:34 PM (48wze)

256 I love how everytime I refrsh this page it flashes back to the lovely picture at the top. It's just CAPITAL.

Posted by: tobacco road at November 05, 2012 09:34 PM (4Mv1T)

257 Just saw this on Drudge...Russian attack sub off the East coast.
I guess The next thing out of Bill Maher's mouth will be " If you vote for Romney,the Russians know where you live..."

Posted by: Christmasghost at November 05, 2012 09:34 PM (CkK+I)

258 Death to this oft-heard phrase:

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed..."

For values of "recently" on a decade scale.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2012 09:34 PM (BAS5M)

259 Pat Boone won't stop calling my house. Yes, that Pat Boone from Love Letters in the Sand.

Clint Eastwood's call was cool - Pat Boone, not so much. Especially when he won't stop calling!

Posted by: Paula at November 05, 2012 09:35 PM (IJNpz)

260 BethinPA...
I could not dial in either. I never got the app link or anything else sent to me but the training link. Guess I'm SOL tomorrow. I did attend the other calls.

Posted by: Hill Billy at November 05, 2012 09:35 PM (6Lobp)

261 I wasn't aware Hannity did analysis. It's more just reading talking points off of a teleprompter and interrupting people.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2012 09:35 PM (BuSM8)

262 Mr Taylor, have you read Liberty & Tyranny and/or Ameritopia? I'm not nearly as well read as a lot of you but I thought Levin did a great job on those.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 05, 2012 09:35 PM (HEWhR)

263 TD NO.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 09:35 PM (QupBk)

264 >>>Gingers and redheads are not the same thing. Gingers look a little freakish...redheads are sexy!



Ginger = Carrot Top



Redhead = Rita Hayworth, Christina Hendricks,Wilma Flinstone, etc<<<

*pop, pop, pop* goes the popcorn.

Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2012 09:35 PM (vm7ot)

265 Hannity is just Limbaugh with 20-30 fewer IQ points. I'm glad he's on our team, but he shouldn't be on the field.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (ZPrif)

266 Touchdown Saints.

Thank you, Chris Ivory.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (sTS/8)

267 wife and daughter in state college PA, say they are inundated with Romney ads

Posted by: Avi at November 05, 2012 09:30 PM (40anC)
I attended the Romney rally in Bucks county PA yesterday. It was cold as a bitch, with a howling wind. I mean cold. as. a. bitch. There were a declared 35K in attendance, and the Secret Service said they turned away 10K more. I've never seen this level of enthusiasm before. Romney will win PA

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (HqXYa)

268 Clint Eastwood's call was cool - Pat Boone, not so much. Especially when he won't stop calling!



Posted by: Paula at November 05, 2012 09:35 PM (IJNpz)

New hashtag: #StalkedByPatBoone

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (48wze)

269 Is this the most dog-centic MNF ever?

Obama ate one.
Romney put one on his car.
Vick murdered them.

Posted by: Andrew sullivan at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (mcWHD)

270
253Gingers and redheads are not the same thing. Gingers look a little freakish...redheads are sexy!
Ginger = Carrot Top
Redhead = Rita Hayworth, Christina Hendricks,Wilma Flinstone, etc
Jill St. John.

Posted by: tobacco road at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (4Mv1T)

271 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (dX4hn)

But didn't he say could be over 300 or was I hallucinating ?

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (ck76k)

272 Keokuk?

Posted by: Ronster at November 05, 2012 09:33 PM (BvzwK*************LOL. No, a little river town sixty miles upstream.It just makes no sense that an Obama campaign worker would walk up to the door of a house with a Romney/Ryan sign in the yard.Paranoia strikes deep.

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (p4APm)

273 1) Have to get up at 4:15.
2) Usually like to watch the first people vote in Dixville Notch.

I expect that I'll miss that second item tonight...

Posted by: Palandine at November 05, 2012 09:36 PM (g7D8V)

274 BCochran, the colors Ford and Shelby won the Le Mans in. Blue with white racing stripes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (4nG/u)

275

Off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (GEICT)

276 Thanks Evilpens.I try not to get sucked into the worrying.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (9ghZ6)

277 To be fair, Rove is predicting 285.
-----------------------------------------

That'll get the job done, but will still leave me unsatisfied.

Posted by: Karl Rove's Mistress at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (AzwZn)

278 259 Paula- I got both of those too. I listened to all of Eastwood, hung up after Boone's first sentence.

Posted by: Jim in (Alexandria) Virginia at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (lCBm/)

279 Just saw this on Drudge...Russian attack sub off the East coast.

----

I saw that earlier too. 200 miles off the coast. It probably has nothing to do with be totally unafraid of Barry the Weak.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (lTVJy)

280 Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:34 PM (48wze)

I was told there would be no linguistic analyses on this blog.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (BuSM8)

281 did hannity even graduate high school? he always sounds barely literate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

282
Oh crap. Too much booze, with a keyboard chaser.
Italics alert. And twice in one night.

Posted by: tobacco road at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (4Mv1T)

283 That warms my heart Ombudsman.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (1hNQS)

284 274 BCochran, the colors Ford and Shelby won the Le Mans in. Blue with white racing stripes.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (4nG/u)



Beautiful. Classic. Love that scheme.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (GEICT)

285 255

"wenn der Sonnenschein sie nicht küsst!" would be the standard word order.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (aSf5o)

286 Hannity is just Limbaugh with 50 fewer IQ points. I'm glad he's on our team, but he shouldn't be on the field.

FIFY

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (ck76k)

287 Whothehell turned the italics on?

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (p4APm)

288 now getting in the barrel ....

Tobacco Road


Tobacco Road to the Barrel, please.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (BAS5M)

289

Let Me Take A Dump On You

posted by: Monty

Posted by: soothsayer vindictus at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (2wF1H)

290
Mitt Romney (Mitt Romney!) robocalled my wife tonight, calling her by her given name, and mentioning our town. It was saved on the answering machine. It was really kind of cool (to me).
But it sorta freaked her out. Now she may not vote.

She is kinda high strung like that.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (Md8Uo)

291 Its an old idea -- Burma Shave signs...



...you're right it is kinda surprising nobody has figure that out.




Posted by: @PurpAv at November 05, 2012 09:31 PM (yuqkH)

Vote for Romney
Vote for RyanOr next AprilYou'll be cryin'Election 2012

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (48wze)

292 Hannity is just Limbaugh with 50 fewer IQ points. I'm glad he's on our team, but he shouldn't be on the field.

FIFY
Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:38 PM (ck76k)

it is one of those "I would rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in" things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

293 Posted by: USS Diversity at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (9ghZ6)

NP !! BREATHE IN ......... BREATHE OUT !!!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (ck76k)

294 Yo, Y5! You survived the storm, I see.

Posted by: fluffy, tipsy orcist at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (5ggkP)

295 I'm pretty sure Hannity actually went to college.

Good that people listen to him, but he's definitely a bench warmer, ideology-wise.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (sTS/8)

296 Yo, Y5! You survived the storm, I see.
Posted by: fluffy, tipsy orcist at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (5ggkP)

FLUFFY!

I did indeed! Surprisingly, I found I could hold my breath for five days, until the water receded.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

297 also as Andrea Bitchell NBC News said to Madcow disease If Pa. is in play his presidency is over & Bubba has 4 stops in Pa. today Bammy & Co. know it is in play

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (ck76k)

298 Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (Md8Uo)


Martini, candlelight, massage oil, jittery wife. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (48wze)

299 Redhead = Rita Hayworth, Christina Hendricks,Wilma Flinstone, etc





Posted by: Icedog at November 05, 2012 09:34 PM (PTS+l)
You bastard! Now I'll miss the second half, BUNK

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (HqXYa)

300 BCochran, there are 17 blue 08 GT500s without the racing stripes. Some people are sneaky.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (4nG/u)

301 Hannity has heart.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (J4gw3)

302 Mitt Romney (Mitt Romney!) robocalled my wife
tonight, calling her by her given name, and mentioning our town. It was
saved on the answering machine. It was really kind of cool (to me).

But it sorta freaked her out. Now she may not vote.


She is kinda high strung like that.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (Md8Uo)
Well, slap her outta it and get her to the voting booth.


Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (X6akg)

303 I'm pretty sure Hannity actually went to college.

Good that people listen to him, but he's definitely a bench warmer, ideology-wise.
Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM

university of tijuana school of broadcasting ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

304 Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:39 PM (sTS/

Yeah !! so did Kerry & Bammy

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (ck76k)

305 Ombudsman, I was there, too! Wasn't it great? Although I'm surprised none of my limbs fell off from the cold. I was there at 2 PM and the line to get in was already long.

Speaking of which, I've posted my pics from yesterday's rally to the AoSHQ yahoogroup:

http://tinyurl.com/bdwd26x

Be forewarned, the photos are of poor quality. Let's just say I won't be quitting my day job. I have an awesome video of Mitt's bus arriving, but I don't know where to post it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (6zgse)

306 Yes, a ship that goes under the water. Ivan again has more of them than we do.
A couple of them are newer, too. And those big boats you can land airplanes on? Turns out we have one less than we used to. Darnedest things happen.

Hey, maybe it's TFG's escape plan, in case John has a long moustache.

Posted by: comatus at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (qaVK+)

307 Salaam

In celebration of Imam Obama's certain reelection tomorrow, we have decreed that the New Orleans American football team have its heretic name stricken. It is henceforth to be known as the New Orleans Martyrs, PBUT.

Please to remove the boobeh picture on this infidel thread. The cheer team burqas will be available prior to next week's game.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque voted for Romney/Ryan on Nov 1 at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (eQnzo)

308 Redhead = Rita Hayworth, Christina Hendricks,Wilma Flinstone, etc

Mmmmmm -- Wilma Flintstone.... YUM.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (sTS/8)

309 Found another song to add to my playlist for tomorrow:

Landslide. Fleetwood Mac.

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (gjIQF)

310 Posted by: runninrebel at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (J4gw3)

Good he is the scarecrow, Now If I Only had a Brain

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (ck76k)

311 @302: Why would that make her not vote? Did he threaten her vagina by name or something?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2012 09:43 PM (OevbG)

312 Well, slap her outta it and get her to the voting booth.


Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:41 PM (X6akg)

yeah what she said, even if you have to go all sean connery, it is the country at stake man.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

313
Mary in LA @ 298

I've got no vermouth!! Dang.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 05, 2012 09:43 PM (Md8Uo)

314 I was told there would be no linguistic analyses on this blog.




Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2012 09:37 PM (BuSM


Sorry about that!

From what I can see through the bunghole, the line outside the barrel is getting long and a bit restive, so I'd better sign out anyway, at least for a little while. :-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:43 PM (48wze)

315 Because thinking outside the box ALWAYS earns praise for courageous confrontation of the status quo. /

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 05, 2012 09:43 PM (/Sv8k)

316 Err, should've been 290 rather.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2012 09:43 PM (OevbG)

317 308

Yabba dabba do.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:44 PM (aSf5o)

318 Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (gjIQF)

Seek & Destroy -Mettalica

KISS -War Machine

Ac/DC For those about to Rock , We Salute you

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:44 PM (ck76k)

319 Hey, Y5....good to see you! Glad you're back amongst the internetted. I just got back last night.

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:44 PM (X6akg)

320 There were also people watching from the street. And people kept streaming in during the event.

I, an African who likes being toasty, braved the cold for Mitt, along with tens of thousands of others. That must mean something.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 05, 2012 09:44 PM (6zgse)

321 Hannity isn't a bad guy. But in his position he's now the 2nd or 3rd most prominent right-wing pundit in the country. He's got the #2 show on FoxNews (after O'Reilly) and the #2 show in talk radio (after Rush).

Obviously what he's doing is finding an audience. I just wish he was smarter and edgier. The Left doesn't even bother attacking and trying to discredit Hannity. They just ignore him - which is a good sign of how ineffective he is.

He's got to be one rich motherfucker by now though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 05, 2012 09:45 PM (ZPrif)

322 Damn! Sock fail...

Salaam

In celebration of Imam Obama's certain reelection tomorrow, we have decreed that the New Orleans American football team have its heretic name stricken. It is henceforth to be known as the New Orleans Martyrs, PBUT.

Please to remove the boobeh picture on this infidel thread. The cheer team burqas will be available prior to next week's game.

Posted by: Barry's Imam Czar and the whole gang down at Mo's House of Child Brides and Beating Devices at November 05, 2012 09:45 PM (eQnzo)

323 Hey, maybe it's TFG's escape plan, in case John has a long moustache.
Posted by: comatus at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (qaVK+)

I am not sure how he is getting there but I hear he has a deal doing gay for pay in moscow

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

324 314

Tschuess.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:45 PM (aSf5o)

325 USS Enterprise is heading back from final deployment this weekend.

New Red Dawn movie end of the month, seriously will pass. No Russians, Afghanis, or Cubans; no nyet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:46 PM (4nG/u)

326 >>> 318 "Wake Up Dead" -- Megadeth (For the Dems)

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:46 PM (sTS/8)

327 *climbing into the barrel* **which is difficult** ...considering my height... girth... age... IQ...etc.

I understand that I am allowed last words. It was the internetz, or more specifically, that damned product of William Gates. Internet Explorer.

It is my last testament to profess that Chrome works better for this blog, as I discovered here recently, but the booze is now in control of my key boardnbgosdjmnsaoo.#%&*()....

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 05, 2012 09:46 PM (4Mv1T)

328 lmao tami!! I love ya girl!!

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 09:46 PM (1hNQS)

329 I've got no vermouth!! Dang.



Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at November 05, 2012 09:43 PM (Md8Uo)

Well, fix her a gamp;t, or if you don't have tonic, mix gin with a splash of whatever you have on hand (7-up? Ketchup? Hibiscus tea?) and tell her it's your special invention, just for her. Then light up that candle and get massaging. :-)

Okay, really gotta sign off... plus the creosote smell is making me sneeze, which could be awkward...

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:47 PM (48wze)

330 Hey, Y5....good to see you! Glad you're back amongst the internetted. I just got back last night.
Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:44 PM (X6akg)

you are north of me?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

331 New phrase I guess, "Back among the internetted'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:47 PM (4nG/u)

332 It does chique... it means he's gonna win baby!!

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 09:47 PM (1hNQS)

333 you are north of me?



Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

SW CT....

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:47 PM (X6akg)

334 I just got back last night.
Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:44 PM (X6akg)

are you and yours safe and sound?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

335 @279....oh I'm not afraid of wee little Barry, it's his friend Vlad I'm worried about. You know, the one he sent that special " I'll have more fexibility after the election" message to..
And Barry would be the most surprised.

Posted by: Christmasghost at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (CkK+I)

336
Obviously what he's doing is finding an audience. I just wish he was smarter and edgier. The Left doesn't even bother attacking and trying to discredit Hannity. They just ignore him - which is a good sign of how ineffective he is.

======
Not everyone"gets" witty and edgy. Sometimes just pounding the message appeals to people who aren't....I don't know, cool like that?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (9ghZ6)

337 325

Auf Deutsch, meine andere Liebe. Auf Deutsch.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (aSf5o)

338 Anybody else think that cheerleader looks like Sweet Dee?

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (Zd/NW)

339 328
lmao tami!! I love ya girl!!

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 09:46 PM (1hNQS)

And I'd love to read what you're posting on FB!!! I bet it's a hoot! You go, girl....shake up social media!

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (X6akg)

340 I have an awesome video of Mitt's bus arriving, but I don't know where to post it.


Photobucket is pretty easy to use, I've found.


Did I tell you about my pal Dummer the Moose?

Posted by: fluffy, tipsy orcist at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (5ggkP)

341 http://tinyurl.com/36ocgwr

Seek & Destroy

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (ck76k)

342 SW CT....
Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:47 PM (X6akg)

I am always surprised how much of a beating connecticut takes. I have a lot of friends there and it seems they are always off line.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

343 324
314





Tschuess.



Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:45 PM (aSf5o)


Bis später, Lieber! Lass mich nicht zu lang in diesem Fass?

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 05, 2012 09:49 PM (48wze)

344 >Mmmmmm -- Wilma Flintstone.... YUM.


Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (sTS/

there is a lot of Wilma Flinstone pr0n out there

Posted by: User at November 05, 2012 09:49 PM (8sCoq)

345 are you and yours safe and sound?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

Yes....it was getting a tad chilly here but everything came back on last night.
And you?

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:49 PM (X6akg)

346 300 BCochran, there are 17 blue 08 GT500s without the racing stripes. Some people are sneaky.


Who opts for no stripes on a Shelby?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:49 PM (GEICT)

347 Ombudsman, I was there, too! Wasn't it great? Although I'm surprised
none of my limbs fell off from the cold. I was there at 2 PM and the
line to get in was already long.

I was there at 1, but it became obvious that I wouldn't survive dressed as I was, so we went to a local WalMart to get gloves, hats, sweatshirts, etc. I wore a sweatshirt over a sweater, capped by a hoodied-parka, with a thinsulate hat and gloves. I was still cold.

The fact that 35K came out in the freezing cold to stand 6 hrs to see Mitt tells you something about our motivation

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 09:49 PM (HqXYa)

348
Stephanie Cutter @stefcutter
Best of luck! #grasping “@Timodc: .@stefcutter concedes PA is tight youtu.be/qC1VxqkZ8EY”

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:50 PM (ck76k)

349 Oh God Tami.. I was pretty rough on the guy but I don't really give a shit. Just hope my SIL won't be eternally mad at me.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 09:50 PM (1hNQS)

350 Yes....it was getting a tad chilly here but everything came back on last night.
And you?
Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:49 PM (X6akg)

everything is fine. electricty and water are back but heat is off until the steam system is repaired.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

351 I am always surprised how much of a beating
connecticut takes. I have a lot of friends there and it seems they are
always off line.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 09:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

This was a least my 5th time since moving here. It's getting really old. Just hope power doesn't go out again this week from the new storm.

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:51 PM (X6akg)

352 Is Ace responsible for the fake/parody Nate Silver Twitter page? -@fivethirtynate

It reeks of Ace.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 05, 2012 09:52 PM (avGs3)

353 What a nice set of pom poms that cheer......oh screw it, she got a nice frigging rack

Posted by: Berserker at November 05, 2012 09:52 PM (FMbng)

354 Levin's stuff is good intermediate level, he writes pretty well. Eventually you'll want to read stuff like Locke though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 09:52 PM (r4wIV)

355 Flatbush Joe at November 05, 2012 09:45 PM (ZPrif)
I couldn't have said it better.

Posted by: Ronster at November 05, 2012 09:52 PM (BvzwK)

356 http://tinyurl.com/7ngnob


War Machine

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:52 PM (ck76k)

357 Football players wearing stick-on eyeblack indoors- wtf

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 05, 2012 09:53 PM (8sCoq)

358 Levin's stuff is good intermediate level, he writes pretty well. Eventually you'll want to read stuff like Locke though.

Love Mark Levin

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:53 PM (ck76k)

359 349
Oh God Tami.. I was pretty rough on the guy but I don't really give a shit. Just hope my SIL won't be eternally mad at me.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 09:50 PM (1hNQS)

Meh....you have any other SIL's? They're pretty easy to come by....I have a bunch....I could loan you one.

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 09:53 PM (X6akg)

360 He'd better win jewells. If not;
I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 05, 2012 09:53 PM (K4AdI)

361 I don't want to look at or listen to teh JEF at halftime but I suppose I have to, for the news value

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 05, 2012 09:54 PM (8sCoq)

362 Mmmmmm -- Wilma Flintstone.... YUM.


Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 05, 2012 09:42 PM (sTS/
Wilma is HOT. But so is Betty. Obvious solution- hot Hanna-Barbera lesbian action.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 09:55 PM (HqXYa)

363 As I said the sneaky folk. Without the racing stripes and if you dont look close, it then looks like a 6 cylinder in markings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:55 PM (4nG/u)

364 343

Ich werde dich retten. (Oder raechen.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 09:56 PM (aSf5o)

365 Crap. We're not going to sleep a wink tonight. Flagged down a passing cop car. Cop says Dems have been working the town the past few nights but not this late. Still can't figure out why a Dem worker would ignore a Romney sign in the yard. mr. creeper wonders if the "list" is one of vacant lots...handy for a few extra votes.

Wish I were drunk like the rest of you.

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2012 09:56 PM (p4APm)

366 So Horde, I need your opinions and ideas. Vid clips for FB tomorrow. So far I'm thinking whichever Buffer does "It's time!" for first thing in the morning and then a couple Braveheart clips, "Freedom!" and "the speech". Any other suggestions?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2012 09:57 PM (GEICT)

367 Well Tami and Yankeefifth, talked to parents tonight about our relatives in NJ. One aunt is doing fine, never lost power. My uncle has dropped off the net it seems. He told them he had no power but had a generator. They tried to call him Sunday and got no answer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:57 PM (4nG/u)

368 http://tinyurl.com/3egapqp

AC/DC

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:57 PM (ck76k)

369 Nudey up

Posted by: Evilpens at November 05, 2012 09:58 PM (ck76k)

370 Another TD for NO.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 05, 2012 09:58 PM (QupBk)

371 Locke, yup. I'll get there. I've read the founders "borrowed" from him a lot. Burke too?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 05, 2012 09:58 PM (3R0Zs)

372
I was in Texas in 1980. Almost as soon as thepolls closed at 700 CST, the networks all called it for Reagan, andJimmy Carter conceded. Allnight, the news got better and better. Republicans were winning races no one ever thought they would- an (R) governor in Arkansas, an (R) Senator in New York.
I want tomorrow to be like that. I want Minesota, Michigan, New Jersey and Oregon paintedred. I want to see Bambi cry, live, on national TV. I want to watch Chrissy Matthews melt down.
But I'll settle fora 272-266 win.

Posted by: Jim in (Alexandria) Virginia at November 05, 2012 09:59 PM (lCBm/)

373 Mark Levin is one smart guy concerning the Constitution.

Posted by: Ronster at November 05, 2012 09:59 PM (BvzwK)

374 >then a couple Braveheart clips, "Freedom!" and "the speech". Any other suggestions?

Squirrel-a-pult

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 05, 2012 09:59 PM (8sCoq)

375 Hannity's good at counting on his fingers and saying, "In other words..." He drives me nuts.

Hey, NEPA got a visit from Jon Voight and America's Mayor today. I wish I had known, I'd have headed to Scranton. Pics at link in my name.

Posted by: Paula at November 05, 2012 10:00 PM (IJNpz)

376 Watching all of the staff coming in to the rally...all have big smiles and loose. good crowd everyone having a good time waiting

Posted by: H Badger at November 05, 2012 10:01 PM (+WJ/0)

377 Well Tami and Yankeefifth, talked to parents tonight about our relatives in NJ. One aunt is doing fine, never lost power. My uncle has dropped off the net it seems. He told them he had no power but had a generator. They tried to call him Sunday and got no answer.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 05, 2012 09:57 PM (4nG/u)

you have relatives in all the disaster areas.

I guess the good news for your uncle is christie is willing to do WHATEVER it takes to get in obamas good graces.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 05, 2012 10:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

378 377

Not really, but we can talk about this in a few days.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 05, 2012 10:02 PM (aSf5o)

379 I've seen that rack before. Now I wish that I had REALLY seen that rack.

Posted by: Barry S at November 05, 2012 10:02 PM (00mU5)

380
Who opts for no stripes on a Shelby?


That's just blasphemy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 05, 2012 10:03 PM (r4wIV)

381 Tami.. actually I have 5 SIL's and this one really is my least favorite but she is still family.
teej.. I told hubby we are moving to CO in the mountains somewhere and stock up on guns and shit if Bambi wins. But I'm feeling pretty good right now. Still.. tonight will be the first time in my life I will literally go on my knees and pray to God for a Romney victory.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at November 05, 2012 10:03 PM (1hNQS)

382 Oh God Tami.. I was pretty rough on the guy but I don't really give a shit. Just hope my SIL won't be eternally mad at me.



I have to say, you ladies have a level of empathy that we Troglodyte men don't understand. Years ago, my brother and his wife were watching a sad movie (Terms of Endearment?), and my SIL was sobbing. My brother looked at her quizzically and says, "what the fuck are you crying for?" He slept on the couch for a week

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 05, 2012 10:03 PM (HqXYa)

383 Elbows? Check out the collar bones. Too robust.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2012 10:07 PM (eHIJJ)

384 Yup, if your eyes have ever welled up over any movie besides Old Yeller when you were a kid, turn in the man card.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 05, 2012 10:07 PM (6Zy+s)

385 MUTE!

Posted by: Tami at November 05, 2012 10:08 PM (X6akg)

386 Obama is not only tone deaf, but stupid as hell.

Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2012 10:09 PM (vm7ot)

387 Did Berman really say it's hard to repeat in politics? Is he really that stupid?

Ok, I know he's that stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2012 10:11 PM (TMB3S)

388 KU only up 12 on Washburn. And that's how the game ends. The Ichabods will make their presence known in Div II.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 05, 2012 10:12 PM (cWpCn)

389 Neck and shoulders ache. Eyes tired. Lots of computer time today looking for work.
I'll be in line tomorrow waiting for the doors to open.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 05, 2012 10:16 PM (M7Cfv)

390 384 Yup, if your eyes have ever welled up over any movie besides Old Yeller when you were a kid, turn in the man card.

----
Brian's Song?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 05, 2012 10:22 PM (kzejo)

391 Those elbows are nicely rounded. Oh, wait...those aren't elbows.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at November 05, 2012 10:25 PM (TQtmI)






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