Steve Wonder's Obamapalooza Jamfest in Swing State Ohio Attracts... Less Than 200 People
That's like 15 Sandra Fluke parking lot sextravaganzas.
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Posted by: InsertCleverNameHere at November 03, 2012 07:13 PM (SS8WM)
Posted by: Brian at November 03, 2012 07:13 PM (cynHT)
Posted by: pep at November 03, 2012 07:14 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: InsertCleverNameHere at November 03, 2012 07:14 PM (SS8WM)
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:14 PM (J8jzK)
Posted by: Popcorn at November 03, 2012 07:14 PM (uIpSF)
Posted by: JDTAY at November 03, 2012 07:14 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:15 PM (J8jzK)
Posted by: Dan K. at November 03, 2012 07:15 PM (c32CV)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 03, 2012 07:16 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: AlexC at November 03, 2012 07:16 PM (HU5P/)
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 07:16 PM (SKX2R)
I typed a comment in the Romney rally thread last night that even Stevie Wonder himself couldn't draw a crowd that size, but then I deleted it because I second guessed myself.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:16 PM (piMMO)
My apologies to blind people.
:wq!
Posted by: InsertCleverNameHere at November 03, 2012 07:16 PM (SS8WM)
/d'oh
Posted by: AlexC at November 03, 2012 07:16 PM (HU5P/)
I guess his sales haven't been so great lately.
Posted by: Jack at November 03, 2012 07:17 PM (wUFaM)
Posted by: Doug at November 03, 2012 07:17 PM (GSfWX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 03, 2012 07:17 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 03, 2012 07:18 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 03, 2012 07:18 PM (a0nis)
For real?
Posted by: Judd at November 03, 2012 07:18 PM (8a51O)
Posted by: sTevo at November 03, 2012 07:19 PM (VMcEw)
Ann Romney at the CO rally looked almost bored. I'm sure she is. How many times can she listen to Mitt give the same speech and be welcomed like a conquering hero? Sucks to be her.
On that topic, how the hell did Fox get away with showing the full 20 minutes of Romney's speech? That can't be legal. Not that I'm complaining.
Posted by: pep at November 03, 2012 07:19 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 07:19 PM (mKMj1)
Clever.
Road testing new browser with A of S HQ comments.
Posted by: tobacco road at November 03, 2012 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)
for those asking, Obama crowd counts today: 4k in mentor OH; 20k in Milwaukee; 5k in dubuque IA.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:20 PM (piMMO)
At least Stevie didn't have to see how few people showed up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 07:20 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: tobacco road at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (4Mv1T)
!LANDSLIDE!
:wq!
Posted by: InsertCleverNameHere at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (SS8WM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (pFqpP)
Posted by: Andy at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (OZPoa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (QKKT0)
Seriously though, does anyone have any information on the types of crowds Bush and Kerry were getting in 2004
Or Clinton and Dole in 1996
Just for the sake of curiosity and perhaps tempering irrational enthusiasm a bit.
Posted by: Naes at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (r4dYV)
Posted by: occam at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (DZ6Dd)
When a dozen old people freeze to death on Staten Island tonight they will ignore that too.
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (BAnPT)
****
I ditched I.E. for Firefox a long time ago, but I'm having issues with it as well. I tried Chrome a while back and didn't like it.
Perhaps it's time I tried it again.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:22 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: FEMA at November 03, 2012 07:23 PM (lDWQr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 07:23 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 03, 2012 07:23 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 03, 2012 07:24 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell, Taco Lover at November 03, 2012 07:24 PM (lDWQr)
Posted by: Naes at November 03, 2012 07:24 PM (r4dYV)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 03, 2012 07:24 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: The Stevie Wonder and Sandra Fluke Duo at November 03, 2012 07:25 PM (WbGW2)
Not a mention in the Lame Stream Media
When a dozen old people freeze to death on Staten Island tonight they will ignore that too.
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept.
That makes me feel pretty sick. I hope, first, that no one freezes to death, and second, that if someone does, that it is reported as the outrage it is!
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 07:25 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:25 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:26 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: November Seventh at November 03, 2012 07:26 PM (rzTDZ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:26 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Scoop at November 03, 2012 07:26 PM (gC30A)
In Iowa, Romney is running 3 pts better in early vote than Bush did in 2004 when he took the state.
Retweeted by NumbersMuncher
Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 07:26 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 03, 2012 07:27 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 03, 2012 07:27 PM (8hBZi)
Posted by: occam at November 03, 2012 07:21 PM (DZ6Dd)
Troll with a hash that has never appeared before.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 07:28 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: California red at November 03, 2012 07:28 PM (DXTKe)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:28 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 07:28 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at November 03, 2012 07:28 PM (rWGH+)
cycled through Firefox, then Chrome a few years ago, and then back to IE due to some issues on specific sites.
The comments section here just works better with Chrome apparently, although Firefox may be fine too. Haven't tried yet. With Chrome, I hit "enter" once, and it leaves a space, like it's supposed to. Nothing all that special but IE just makes a mess of it.
Posted by: tobacco road at November 03, 2012 07:28 PM (4Mv1T)
Someday all our dreams will come to be
When birth control and sunglasses are free
Maybe not in time for you and me
Posted by: The Stevie Wonder and Sandra Fluke Duo at November 03, 2012 07:28 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:29 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:29 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 03, 2012 07:29 PM (8cOY0)
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 07:29 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:30 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 03, 2012 07:30 PM (a0nis)
ed TFG.
Posted by: rd at November 03, 2012 07:30 PM (nnDuY)
You?Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 07:16 PM (SKX2R)
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Not that I'm complaining, but how did you convert from a total concern troll to the above prediction in about 24 hours?
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 07:30 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:30 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:31 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (r4wIV)
Wonderful, enthusiastic, uplifting tweets over there.
https://twitter.com/kirstiealley
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Hepcat at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (frbyY)
Shuttle ready and waiting to take voters to the polling place.
Even if this is legal, I cannot believe this is how our Founders imagined our elections to be held.
Posted by: Scoop at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (gC30A)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: PJ at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (DQHjw)
Posted by: tobacco road at November 03, 2012 07:28 PM (4Mv1T)
IE works fine for the most part if you run in compatibility mode. Just best to hit enter twice to put a gap between your paragraphs. There is of course the occasional disappearing space, because I go back and make corrections but its really not that bad.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 07:32 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:33 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Brian at November 03, 2012 07:33 PM (cynHT)
Although the Helen Thomas-fu was too strong for me. I couldn't avoid that this week.
Burn in hell, whoever did that. But vote for Romney first.
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:33 PM (J8jzK)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:33 PM (hqkJ+)
In any case, it burns me because, while the basic facts are correct, the interpretations laid upon the facts - to make Romney's election into some sort of theocratic apocalypse - is just nuts. It's also offensive.
I may find Mormonism to be actively silly, but I have never found Mormons to be other than good neighbors and patriotic citizens. Trying to turn people against Mormons is simply and egregiously offensive.
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 07:34 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:34 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:34 PM (hqkJ+)
For example, ace's tweet on Michigan yesterday. There are 5 million reg voters, abt 1.87 GOP voters floor min based on 2010 results with abt 1.3mil DNC floor. To get to 2.5m votes for the state, Romney only needs to GOTV enough R's and I's for about 700K extra voters of the remaining 1.9M who didn't bother vote in 2010.
But with I's breaking for R by 2 to 1, that's not a tall order. Of course, in 2008, of the non-hard R floor, abt 2.8M votered for Obama, so there's either a big swing or no swing in DNC punch right now to overcome the 1.87M hardcore gop voters
Posted by: joeindc44 is still above water level at November 03, 2012 07:34 PM (Z3ckx)
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 07:34 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:34 PM (aSf5o)
"More people are saying they are going to vote for Obama than will actually vote for him. Just watch. This will be consistent on Tuesday"
http://goo.gl/jKlIW
I just the question is, by how much?
Polls show a national-vote tie and an Obama EV-vote lead.
So by how much is Stranahan right?
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 07:35 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:35 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 03, 2012 07:35 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:35 PM (hqkJ+)
Google Chrome has Ad Block too & I used to use Firefox exclusively Crashed too much & they wouldn't let the App people keep up with hew releases of Firefox
Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (ck76k)
From what I've read nobody took the shuttle though. They didn't come to vote, they came to jam with Stevie.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:36 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:37 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 03, 2012 07:35 PM
It's the new "Two Words or Less Per Flame"
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 03, 2012 07:37 PM (BAnPT)
I have no qualifications to argue with Barone's prediction of 315 EV for Romney. If anybody knows, its Barone.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 07:37 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 03, 2012 07:37 PM (IlZPo)
I JUST HAD TO EAT MY FILIPINO OIL BOY! OH THE FUCKING HUMANITY! ISN'T ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION OUT THERE!
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at November 03, 2012 07:37 PM (BuSM8)
I totally agree with this, Dianna, and I'll add that I've also found Mormons -- many Mormons! -- to be great lovers.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 07:37 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 07:37 PM (GULKT)
I know, huh? I was just reading the comments trying to figure it out, then I said, fuck it, peaches, have a beer.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 07:38 PM (kpCLl)
Okay, one of those is true.
In other news, Breitbart says that FEMA didn't have "meaningful" amounts of water to give out.
Blog dot FEMA dot gov says they gave 300,000 liters to the states on Tuesday.
For the sake of the people in NY, NJ, etc., I hope FEMA is right and Breitbart.com is wrong. Can't look into it any more because my family is expecting me to get off the computer and be with them. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 03, 2012 07:38 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:38 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: TLGM at November 03, 2012 07:38 PM (appbn)
Posted by: zombie Helen Keller at November 03, 2012 07:38 PM (UW6NX)
Posted by: Scoop
Um. I really hesitate to tell you about some of the things done to get people to the polls and to convince them to vote a certain way.
Anecdotally, the day that Edgar Allen Poe died, he was carted from precinct to precinct in Baltimore, and given wine each time he voted. This was not all that unusual.
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 07:38 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 07:38 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:38 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 03, 2012 07:39 PM (mHqsj)
This + CNN's article on how the Tea Party backlash is just like the anti-Reconstruction backlash + Andrew Sullivan's recent talking points = a lot of "OMG Confederacy" lefty freakouts lately
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 07:39 PM (8HhF2)
Mormons to be other than good neighbors and patriotic citizens. Trying
to turn people against Mormons is simply and egregiously offensive.
What else do they have?
Gender against gender.
Class against class.
Race against race.
They are demagogues.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 07:39 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 07:39 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:40 PM (r2PLg)
It's the new "Two Words or Less Per Flame"
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 03, 2012 07:37 PM (BAnPT)
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I predicted a while back that soon all written communication would be just strings of letters that would be read as entire pages of textby the initiated.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 07:40 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 07:40 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:40 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Scoop at November 03, 2012 07:40 PM (gC30A)
Posted by: Confederate at November 03, 2012 07:40 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:41 PM (aSf5o)
Barone did say he was "going out on a limb" though. I don't really doubt his point about certain affluent areas trending more Republican but I dunno if his prediction was just a general hunch based on that
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 07:41 PM (8HhF2)
15 minutes?
Half hour?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:42 PM (piMMO)
Never saw Marlee Matlin and Helen Keller go at it, eh?
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 07:42 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:42 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: This is your captain speaking at November 03, 2012 07:42 PM (WZitZ)
Obama losing on Tuesday will be very cathartic for the Democrat party.
They will bitch and moan about the loss, but in the end the liberals
will feel better. They've been holding in a very odoriferous fart for
four years, and after it's released, they'll stink up the place for a
period of time, and then return to extolling the virtues of socialism
and Marxism.
The excuse will be the same as every other failed
regime's excuse. The wrong person was in charge and if we had only
elected someone more left wing and better schooled in Marxist
principles, and willing to stick their ideology up America's collective
ass by force it would have succeeded.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 03, 2012 07:42 PM (lDWQr)
http://twitpic.com/ba3asu
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 07:42 PM (DGIjM)
they estimate abt 25k calls just here today
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (y0sZC)
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee pays for it at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (+CgIp)
130 What was the new timeout penalty for folks using only comment numbers to respond?15 minutes?Half hour?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:42 PM (piMMO)
I vote for one year for those that do it often and typically only write comments that are less than 10 words in length.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept.
At least it makes it easy to scroll over.
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (mKMj1)
Mama AJ, 300,000 isn't all that much. Better than 0, yes.
But the rule-of-thumb is 3L per person per day. Millions without power -> x3L -> xWeek -> lots.
FEMA preparing for -just- NYC should have something like 210 million liters of water. Per week.
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (MzQOZ)
This radio silence of the blogs on the Saturday before election day is making me nervous. I don't know why, but it is.
Posted by: Judd at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (8a51O)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (1Y+hH)
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I actually think she might have been trying not to faint.
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:44 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Mark Halperin at November 03, 2012 07:44 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:44 PM (aSf5o)
communication would be just strings of letters that would be read as
entire pages of textby the initiated.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 07:40 PM
They'll have nothing on the Usenet Meow Flame War of 1996
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 03, 2012 07:44 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Ring at November 03, 2012 07:45 PM (iWnmm)
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:45 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: In before the troll at November 03, 2012 07:45 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:45 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:45 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:46 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Intrade at November 03, 2012 07:46 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:46 PM (aSf5o)
they estimate abt 25k calls just here today
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at November 03, 2012 07:43 PM (y0sZC)
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Go! chemjeff Go!!!
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:46 PM (r2PLg)
Story @ Drudge.
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I think the Romney Justice Dept. just got their first investigation.
Posted by: Scoop at November 03, 2012 07:46 PM (gC30A)
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 07:46 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:47 PM (aSf5o)
Blog dot FEMA dot gov says they gave 300,000 liters to the states on Tuesday.
****
that's not a lot of water.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Helen at November 03, 2012 07:47 PM (93bH6)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:47 PM (hqkJ+)
158 MUMR is like the reverse jimmah rae
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 07:46 PM (8HhF2)
I was thinking the exact same thing. And yet he is just as annoying as that arrogant little dickbag.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 07:47 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:47 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:45 PM (r2PLg)___ ___ ___ ___ ____ ____ ___ ___ _ _ _ __ _ _And it just gets worse as the hours drag on. She's quite a lady, and we'll be so proud of her as FIRST LADY.What a relief that will be, on top of everything else.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 07:48 PM (1Y+hH)
Barrone is so Cautious & Conservative in his predictions if you asked him what time it was right now he would answer 7:47 In 2 Hours
Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 07:48 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:48 PM (aSf5o)
Don't worry. There's still a chance. There's always hope, even when the days are darkest.
All is not lost yet; Romney may still win this thing.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 07:48 PM (SKX2R)
On the bright bright side. He's prolly gonna lose and there will be an all new Moonshiner series beginning soon..
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:48 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at November 03, 2012 07:48 PM (y0sZC)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 07:48 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 07:49 PM (kpCLl)
many times can she listen to Mitt give the same speech and be welcomed
like a conquering hero? Sucks to be her.
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I actually think she might have been trying not to faint.
***
I saw a clip of her on the plane earlier and wondered to myself hw long she can keep up. Bless her heart. She is such a loving, supportive, classy woman.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:49 PM (aSf5o)
Landslide is in the air. Take a big whiff.
Posted by: Helen at November 03, 2012 07:47 PM (93bH6)
____________________
Well--the FIeld Poll which has only called 4 races wrong since 1948--
shows Obama at +15%--in California.
Obama won Cali last time by +24%
That decrease of about 9% in Cali votes--could cost Obama about--
minus 1 million popular votes.
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:49 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (kpCLl)
She has MS and that is super fatiguing, stress does not help it--and she might have been having balance problems.
Posted by: tasker
Thank you for mentioning Ann Romney's MS - I couldn't figure out a way to point to it without being rude.
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (mKMj1)
How many people need water? 300,000 quarts isn't very much, when you think about it.
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)
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I really wish they would give her a chair at those things.
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (aSf5o)
Hello AoSHQ gang.
I'm a newbie here. Just found it yesterday via Liberty News Network - Tea Party Wire, where they said "Ace wins the internet" regarding coverage of the preposed NYC Marathon.
Mrs. New and I felt instantly in love. Like-minded folks and all...
and lol catz, puppehs, and boobehs! Lurked into the "overnight open"... and stayed up too late...
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 07:51 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Sexecutioner at November 03, 2012 07:51 PM (H3nrz)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:51 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 03, 2012 07:51 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:52 PM (hqkJ+)
You guys are slipping.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2012 07:52 PM (H3nrz)
Posted by: Palandine at November 03, 2012 07:52 PM (g7D8V)
She has MS and that is super fatiguing, stress does not help it--and she might have been having balance problems.
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:45 PM (r2PLg)
Please pray for her.I pray for her, Mitt, Paul and Janna daily. Three more days!
She walked a 5K in Orlando for breast cancer after speaking all over Florida. It was also cold last night. They have to all be exhausted.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 07:52 PM (baL2B)
Dear heart, I do hope you're current on your vaccinations!
Welcome!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 03, 2012 07:52 PM (2rMmy)
Thank you for mentioning Ann Romney's MS - I couldn't figure out a way to point to it without being rude.
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (mKMj1)
________________
Well I luckily only had an inner ear problem--but for awhile they thought it was MS.
Not fun--at all.
I cannot tell you how disorienting a balance problem is.
I probably only have an idea of 1% of what she has fought.
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:52 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:52 PM (aSf5o)
It's not like anyone could have predicted some humungous storm was going
to hit the NE. It's not like we even stock this 'water' everyone's
talking about. Hell, the shelf life of bottled water is like what? Two,
maybe three days? It's not like you can just open some magic tap
somewhere in Mitt Romney's "Magic Land", and just fill tankers of water
for literally pennies per ton. This is the real world, and with our
budget cut to the very bone with barely a 300% increase in funding since
our dear, and loved leader, President Barack Obama first took office,
it's not surprising at all that as stretched so thin as we are that some temporary emergency shortages don't crop up from time to time.
Hell...if you cheap bastards hadn't stiffed us on those spiffy (yet
toxic) Katrina Trailers, I'm confident the ever vigilant offices of
FEMA, and it's tens of thousands of dedicated employees, would at this
very point in time have already decided on the seating arrangements for
our first Emergency meeting on the Predicted Impacts of Hurricane Sandy
on our Short Term Catering, and Entertainment Expenditure Request, and Report, (FY 2013), or EMOTPIOHSOOSTCAEERAR, for short.
Signed,
Postulated Temporary Probational Acting Director Pro Tem
Ms. Julliane Frizzard Gilman-Byon-Guerre'
Posted by: FEMA at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (L7hol)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (aSf5o)
Oh, and Obama won on points.
Posted by: SamtheUNwise at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (arczc)
minx.cc/ ?post=297201
minx.cc/ ?post=297245
minx.cc/ ?post=297213
There are a zillion more, but it would require an archeologist with a very strong stomach to find them all.
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: LRBnSC at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (Qp3K5)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBR3a_YNfYo
Posted by: GWAR at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (H3nrz)
Posted by: barbarausa at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (WWeoI)
She has MS and that is super fatiguing, stress does not help it--and she might have been having balance problems.
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:45 PM (r2PLg)
Please pray for her.I pray for her, Mitt, Paul and Janna daily. Three more days!
She walked a 5K in Orlando for breast cancer after speaking all over Florida. It was also cold last night. They have to all be exhausted.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi
Will do. I forgot about the MS. She's a trooper.
Posted by: cheetah at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (zXhtZ)
She walked a 5K in Orlando for breast cancer after speaking all over Florida. It was also cold last night. They have to all be exhausted.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 07:52 PM (baL2B)
_______________
Yep--will do.
That's actually a good idea...
I am lucky as hell to not even have the inner ear problem anymore.
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 07:54 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 07:54 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Jack at November 03, 2012 07:54 PM (wUFaM)
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (mkb9H)
Welcome.
And don't worry, the initiation ritual for new Morons doesn't leave unsightly physical scars. We can't be held liable for psychological scarring, however.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2012 07:55 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:55 PM (aSf5o)
Don't suck dick. Say something goddamn amusing. Anyone can say pretty much anything, unless you attract the attention of Ace's ban hammer.
Posted by: Jack at November 03, 2012 07:55 PM (wUFaM)
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:56 PM (J8jzK)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 07:51 PM (1Y+hH)
Its not like its worth looking up anyways. Its typically some stupid one word comment that isn't providing anything to the discussion in anyway. So you know, rude and annoying. Just wait until the stupid shit goes off on one of his responding to all comments with the exact same phrase over and over again modes.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 07:56 PM (GULKT)
BTW, there was a link a while back from a conservative site that talked about early voting and the polls. Anyone have that site or other sites that talk about it?
Posted by: MrX at November 03, 2012 07:56 PM (PxmNZ)
Posted by: Mrs Compton at November 03, 2012 07:56 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:56 PM (aSf5o)
Frankly, as someone who suffers from chronic illness, I'm astounded at how well she's been holding up all this time.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 07:57 PM (r4wIV)
The pudding stains, however, will wash right out.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2012 07:57 PM (H3nrz)
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2012 07:57 PM (FcR7P)
186 191 Thanks. Val-U-Rite Bourbon water. No pudding...yet.
I literally L'd O L reading the comments, and feel pretty informed about chemjeff's love life, saw a lot of NDH, MUMR,and Afrique. Mrs. NR and I love the usernames.
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 07:58 PM (mkb9H)
Oh, and Lou Holtz can eat a dick.
ROLL TIDE!
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 07:58 PM (J8jzK)
Welcome Mr New Moron-
The over night open thread is a lot more fun than the daytime, daytime threads tend to attract trolls and dipshits.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 03, 2012 07:59 PM (wb/qi)
Posted by: Rabi Aaron Forskin at November 03, 2012 07:59 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2012 07:59 PM (PHb2k)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 07:59 PM (aSf5o)
Ann, Mitt, Paul and his wife all have to be exhausted, but they don't look it.
I used to like Stevie Wonder, too bad he believed TFG.
Posted by: CarolT at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (z4WKX)
They have to get there first. Tune in to ABC tonight.
Posted by: Kansas State at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (ZOf1l)
Silent Hill Revelations or whatever the fuck its called.
WHAT THE F!
did they just decide to shoot a bunch of crap over one weekend and then add some special effects and in the editting room try to make a movei out of it?
THIS IS A FUCKING DISGRACE!
How does shit this bad get made....how do you convince people to fund this crap...how can you go through the process and call yourself a professional film maker and not see what a disaster you are making day by day.
How can you take something with potential to be good and turn out something THIS CRAPTACULARLY CRAPTASTIC!
How can you fail this fucking hard?
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: isthisannoying?isthisannoying?isthisannoying? at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (hqkJ+)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2012 07:57 PM (H3nrz)
It ain't the pudding stains we gotta worry about, garrett.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (2rMmy)
215 200?! Come on, it's Stevie Wonder. This Obama Touch is really bad juju.
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2012 07:57 PM (FcR7P)
Shows how offputting he is doesn't it. I doubt even many liberals want to go to a "concert" where they're going to have to put up with a lot of political crap.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 07:57 PM (r4wIV)
___________________
I'm sorry to hear that Christopher.
Some of us don't realize how lucky we are.
Yep--she is tough, and I think it makes her extra compassionate .
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (mkb9H)
If you made it through an ONT, you'll do just fine.
I do feel compelled to remind you about Rules for Morons Number One: If you don't know what something is, don't ask. If you don't know what something is, do not try to figure it out. Most importantly, if you don't know what something is, for the love of all that's unholy, do not look it up!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:01 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 08:01 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: Jack at November 03, 2012 08:02 PM (wUFaM)
As far as sub-literate, incomprehensible pieces of garbage are
concerned, 'Silent Hill: Revelation 3D' is one of the year's best.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:02 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 07:56 PM (GULKT)
You mean like this: Cheek. Cheek. No other Cheek. Cheek
Cheek. No other cheek. Cheek. Cheek
Posted by: Ronster at November 03, 2012 08:02 PM (BvzwK)
Posted by: Keifer Sutherland back when he was a vampire at November 03, 2012 08:03 PM (J8jzK)
Most importantly, if you don't know what something is, for the love of all that's unholy, do not look it up!
Google is NOT your friend during ONT.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 03, 2012 08:03 PM (wb/qi)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:03 PM (aSf5o)
224 Well...in other total fail news....Silent Hill Revelations or whatever the fuck its called.WHAT THE F!did they just decide to shoot a bunch of crap over one weekend and then add some special effects and in the editting room try to make a movei out of it?THIS IS A FUCKING DISGRACE!How does shit this bad get made....how do you convince people to fund this crap...how can you go through the process and call yourself a professional film maker and not see what a disaster you are making day by day.How can you take something with potential to be good and turn out something THIS CRAPTACULARLY CRAPTASTIC!How can you fail this fucking hard?
That looked like it had "shit" written all over it from when I first saw commercials for it. The only true shocker: It wasn't directed by Uwe Bolle
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:03 PM (GULKT)
186 191 Thanks. Val-U-Rite Bourbon water. No pudding...yet.
I literally L'd O L reading the comments, and feel pretty informed about chemjeff's love life, saw a lot of NDH, MUMR,and Afrique. Mrs. NR and I love the usernames.
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 07:58 PM (mkb9H)
________________
Welcome New Moron and don't be afraid of--
"The Day Walkers"...heh.
Catch you all later--I have to go distract myself with anything besides the election.
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 08:03 PM (r2PLg)
Krauthammer and Kristol are right, as usual, and Krauthammer and Kristol agree with me, as usual.
Krauthammer's point -- Sandy helped Obama a lot and stymied, somewhat reversed Romney's momentum.
Kristol's point -- Obama should have attacked on Benghazi; it could have been the tie breaker.
Both believe the race is about tied.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:03 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: TLGM at November 03, 2012 08:03 PM (appbn)
Tax writeoffs.
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 07:50 PM (mkb9H)
One more thing, please, please, please do not use just the comment numbers when responding to comments. It's incredibly annoying, particularly when the Banhammer comes down and the comments get renumbered.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:04 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Double Wide
Ignore away if they irritate you but they had better show up on Wednesday for the accounting.
Yes, an accounting will be had and it will be painful for them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:05 PM (jo069)
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 07:53 PM (MzQOZ
I said "Fuck it" and quit last year. Headed off to the South Pacific and went on a eight month bender. Anyone know where my feet are?
.
I need to shave.....
Posted by: Eminent Archaeologist formerly at AOSHQ at November 03, 2012 08:05 PM (Ggq5g)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:05 PM (aSf5o)
About the same number of Potemkins, too.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 08:05 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:05 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Kansas State at November 03, 2012 08:00 PM (ZOf1l)
---------------
I agree. Prolly K-state and Bama in the national championship game. K-state is for reals, but prolly won't be able to stay up with Bama.
Oh, and Brent Musberger sucks donkey cock......just sayin.
Posted by: Not an Artist at November 03, 2012 08:05 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:06 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Corky Romano at November 03, 2012 08:06 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 08:06 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:06 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:06 PM (mkb9H)
250 Oh, funsies, a newbie! Welcome, New Moron. Can I offer you a can of cheap swill? Somebody might have cookies later and, of course, Tuesday is pudding day.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:06 PM (kpCLl)
And don't forget to watch out for sharp elbows.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:06 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 08:07 PM (J8jzK)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 08:08 PM (BfZ1r)
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:08 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 08:08 PM (4dUmU)
Plus, the fucking Secret Service had closed the main road to the trailhead so I had to go all the way around the other side of town to get to it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2012 08:08 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (J8jzK)
What are you talking about?
I've been making both points for days (and on Benghazi, weeks).
They believe the race is basically tied, but Kristol at least (not in the video, in another article on his site) gives advantage Romney.
I do also.
I've said I predict a narrow Romney win, with a larger Romney win or a narrow (but not a large) Obama win possible.
Since I don't know whos's going to win the election, I can hardly have "confidence" about it.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (SKX2R)
But I have had my moments.
Posted by: Jack at November 03, 2012 08:02 PM (wUFaM)
Nah, you're not a dick.
This is a dick!
Posted by: Hawk Thunderschlong AOSHQ porn star at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (Ggq5g)
Btw, can we go ahead and bring down the BanHammer on MUMR?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anthony Keidis at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (H3nrz)
whose main mission in life is to clog up threads with mindless nattering
Precisely. If anyone is going to do that, it's going to be me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2012 08:10 PM (H3nrz)
SC is climbing up O's back as you write, so don't speak too soon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:10 PM (jo069)
Posted by: Mandingo at November 03, 2012 08:10 PM (pUOpM)
Posted by: Peaches aka LLCoolPeaches at November 03, 2012 08:10 PM (kpCLl)
258 Mrs. New and I don't understand "socks". What does it mean?
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:08 PM (mkb9H)
Short for "sockpuppet." Changing your name to something else usually for a joke.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:10 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: George Washington (sock) at November 03, 2012 08:10 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 03, 2012 08:11 PM (YjDyJ)
M'Lady
Might I ask how the preparatory cam-whoring is going?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:11 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Not an Artist at November 03, 2012 08:05 PM (uRumV)
Oh, he tried.......
Posted by: Zombie Walter Payton at November 03, 2012 08:11 PM (Ggq5g)
Obama's coming to the Jiffy Lube arena (no joke--used to be Nissan
Pavilion) in Bristow VA outside DC, with Dave Matthews Band--they've
been hawking tickets around here for days.
Actually, the official full name is "Jiffy Lube LIVE!"
Which makes you wonder if Obama's bringing Reggie.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 08:11 PM (OevbG)
Short for sock puppet. It's changing your name for fun and profit, but mainly fun.
Nothing like a 1 year old's bday party where the kid's parents were kind enough to serve up the booze...and you can't partake.
Here. I made this vodka tonic but you sound like you need it more.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:12 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:12 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 03, 2012 08:12 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:08 PM (mkb9H)
Let me explain about socks.....
Posted by: Flea at November 03, 2012 08:12 PM (TIIx5)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX-GJ46kiCo
Stevie Ray played it best.
Posted by: huerfano at November 03, 2012 08:12 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 08:12 PM (J8jzK)
Posted by: JDP
Yes. Which is exactly a point Krauthammer made in the video I linked to above.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:12 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:13 PM (aSf5o)
He now lives in the San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles.
I guess, unless it was handed to him on a silver platter he just wasn't interested in working for it.
I guess being Stevie Wonder should have been enough to effectively run a city.
Hey Stevie, what have you done for the 'hood?
Your 'people' are suffering.
Posted by: dej at November 03, 2012 08:13 PM (0gb+u)
Michael Barone called it for Romney, and he's my bell cow. the guy knows
more about the 435 districts than I know about my own. I'm still
nervous, but Barone makes me feel better
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 03, 2012 08:09 PM (HqXYa)
---------------------
Well said and I agree fully. Plus Rove is still saying we'll take Ohio and there's some very encouraging news out of Penn today (leaning Romney). If we do take Penn, and we should know early, then we don't need Ohio.
Posted by: Not an Artist at November 03, 2012 08:13 PM (uRumV)
I think he should have walked and chewed gum, but it's too late now.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:13 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:11 PM (GEICT)
It's going well! I need to practice writing VICTORY in whipped cream next.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Mandingo at November 03, 2012 08:10 PM (pUOpM)
Reading a lot of evidence to that conclusion. We'll see....
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at November 03, 2012 08:14 PM (Ggq5g)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:14 PM (aSf5o)
Don't think I need to if my boys stay unbeaten.
Hey Kansas State, you're kinda late to the party pal. Where ya been all year?
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 08:14 PM (HEWhR)
He was so well loved and such a great guy and really deserved to show us what he could do. Reagan was a baby-eating senile old fart who wanted nothing more than to put his boney old finger on the shiny red button of nuclear annihilation.
And then a funny thing happened on the way to the polls.
And while everybody bitched and moaned about Reagan, nobody ever really talked about how much the missed Carter - or really mentioned him at all.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 03, 2012 08:15 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:15 PM (aSf5o)
Thanks. They had "adult juice boxes". I don't know what it was, but they were neon green in ziplock bags with straws and people were inhaling them.
The wife had a ton of blood work done this morning, they tok 14 vials of blood, including a glucose test. Left her feeling like shit and I figured it would be a dick move to drink and then make her drive home.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:15 PM (GEICT)
numbers when responding to comments. It's incredibly annoying,
particularly when the Banhammer comes down and the comments get
renumbered.
--
Your request has been made numerous times to that poster, so his decision to continue doing it is deliberate and selfish. I just scroll right on by. If he doesn't care to make himself easily understood, why should I?
Posted by: Mayday at November 03, 2012 08:15 PM (F3s39)
I do feel compelled to remind you about Rules for Morons Number One:
If you don't know what something is, don't ask. If you don't know what
something is, do not try to figure it out. Most importantly, if you
don't know what something is, for the love of all that's unholy, do not
look it up!
****
This is very sound advice.
Yet, still, the Urban Dictionary is your friend.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:15 PM (piMMO)
I may have to cover the TV in saran-wrap--I plan on going full-on Gallagher style with my pudding cups on Tuesday night.
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 08:16 PM (J8jzK)
Posted by: perdogg at November 03, 2012 08:16 PM (uRqp0)
1) No death threats or other illegal evil crap.
2) PC rules relaxed, but for the love of everything holy don't be slinging the race/sex epithets pejoratively.
Pretty much anything that starts off "All women..." or "All -race here-..." needs to be a pretty dispassionate line.
Like: "All women should be trained in using the longbow while knee deep in pudding, because the crossbow is for Yankee pussies."
Wait, no, don't let the cat step on sen.....
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 08:16 PM (MzQOZ)
saying we'll take Ohio and there's some very encouraging news out of
Penn today (leaning Romney). If we do take Penn, and we should know
early, then we don't need Ohio.
Posted by: Not an Artist at November 03, 2012 08:13 PM (uRumV)
I'm a Pennsylvanian and I tried to get tickets to a Romney rally tomorrow - and couldn't. Very encouraging.
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 03, 2012 08:16 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:16 PM (aSf5o)
It was actually 50 poeple, not 200. And they were supposed to bus people
to the voting booth and bring them back. The bus left the event
completely empty. No one voted.
Posted by: MrX at November 03, 2012 07:56 PM (PxmNZ)
Where was this? If it was the Stevie Wonder thing I will crack up laughing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (baL2B)
blood, including a glucose test. Left her feeling like shit and I
figured it would be a dick move to drink and then make her drive home.
I see why she agrees to let you live through the nights.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (Gk3SS)
Both live in a bubble with the extent of their knowledge being limited to what they read and hear from their media and political cronies out of Washington. I doubt those two have read a comment section of a blog or internet news site in their lifes, it would be beneath them. To trust them to give you the feel of the electorates mood, is akin to asking Hillary about the conditions and mood of the people in Libya.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: Corky Romano at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (BuSM8)
D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA
Wow. MN could go Romney? Again, no early voting. Up 1 in GOP poll. Rove put $2M in their. Dem's responded ow.ly/1PlA48
Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (ck76k)
#243:
One more thing, please, please, please do not use just the comment
numbers when responding to comments. It's incredibly annoying,
particularly when the Banhammer comes down and the comments get
renumbered.
Shit...I didn't realize comment numbers were changed. Apologies to everyone, especially numbers 113, 57, 16, 209, 38, 152, and 222.
(Huh...really, I didn't know referring to the comment # caused problems....to me, it was the easiest way to find a previous post. I'll go with that long-handle shit on the bottom from now on).
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (L7hol)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:13 PM (Gk3SS)
*passes out from lack of oxygen to brain*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (GEICT)
I predicted a 50-48 Romney win (as my best guess, with a larger win or a narrow loss to Obama both quite possible). That's a narrow margin. And that doesn't take into effect rounding. Plus the electoral map favors Obama more in a very tight race.
So no, I didn't make a confident bold prediction Romney has it in the bag. I was mocking such over-the-top certitude yesterday.
I think he's got the edge. I think he'd have had more of the edge had he brought up Benghazi more (Kristol's position). I also, agreeing with Krauthammer (and having made the point before he did), see that Sandy helped Obama. A lot.
I was confident in a Romney win over a week ago. That's lessened since then. Still hopeful.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 03, 2012 08:18 PM (s/PhC)
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:08 PM (mkb9H)
hmmm... I dont know how I would explain it.
Posted by: That guy who doesnt know how to explain anything at November 03, 2012 08:18 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:18 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:18 PM (mkb9H)
This is NDH, but i you look below, it says this is Whatever!. but it's not! It's really me..... NDH.
The old dead horse.
Whatever! Is the sock.
Posted by: Whatever! at November 03, 2012 08:18 PM (piMMO)
I saw a Volvo today with an "Obama 2012" bumpersticker.
Even the Obama campaign is smart enough not tomention that idiot Biden.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 03, 2012 08:19 PM (wb/qi)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:19 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Corky Romano
Cue Python's Twit of the Year clip.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:19 PM (jo069)
Here. I made this vodka tonic but you sound like you need it more.
Thanks. They had "adult juice boxes". I don't know what it was, but
they were neon green in ziplock bags with straws and people were
inhaling them.
The wife had a ton of blood work done this morning, they tok 14
vials of blood, including a glucose test. Left her feeling like shit and
I figured it would be a dick move to drink and then make her drive
home.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:15 PM (GEICT)
Hope she's OK - sounds like no fun....
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:19 PM (JwW4z)
"Michael Barone called it for Romney..."
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ __ ___ __ ___
___ _ ___ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Barone, truly the gold standard. If he doesn't know, NOBODY knows.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 08:19 PM (1Y+hH)
***
MOM!
he's touching me again!
Posted by: Whatever! at November 03, 2012 08:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 03, 2012 08:20 PM (OevbG)
Dead voters have a much harder time showing up at campaign rallies.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 08:20 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:17 PM (Gk3SS)
Despite being, and I quote, "a horny idiot", I do have a few redeeming qualities.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:20 PM (piMMO)
This carting and voting and wine... was it before or after Poe died?
Posted by: That Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 08:20 PM (lBpVP)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:20 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 03, 2012 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:21 PM (DGIjM)
*****
That's the way I feel. Dude knows the electorate.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: joanne counting down the minutes at November 03, 2012 08:21 PM (VNFBf)
numbers when responding to comments. It's incredibly annoying,
particularly when the Banhammer comes down and the comments get
renumbered.
I'll tack on: don't be one of those...people...who posts 'first' if they think they are going to be the first comment.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 08:21 PM (uhAkr)
She showed me a FL example ballot and there are about 10 presidential candidates on it. I think TX only had 3 or 4.
Posted by: Mayday at November 03, 2012 08:21 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
The upper-class twits at least take themselves out at the end.
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 08:21 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:21 PM (aSf5o)
Like a proper human being (and POTUS) Romney will jettison that RR logo never to be seen again. We'll have to deal with the presidential seal, like in the olden days.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 03, 2012 08:21 PM (Qxdfp)
Hey! I never got the new-to-Ace pamphlet!
Or a welcome to the neighborhood basket!
All I got was this broken banana slicer, and that came later.
Posted by: That Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 08:22 PM (lBpVP)
Posted by: SamtheUNwise at November 03, 2012 08:22 PM (arczc)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (kpCLl)
Thanks for the explanations. Don't mean to be tiresome. I'll catch
on...just came late to the party. I wish I had known you were here for
the last four years. Here's to new beginnings -- especially starting
11/7.
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:18 PM (mkb9H)
I have "dropped in" here on and off over the last couple of years, but not real regularly until the last couple of weeks - thank goodness this place is here! Helps keep me sane during this INSANE time... And I'm still trying to figure out some of the acronyms and things...
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: SamtheUNwise at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (arczc)
Not me. Ronaldus Maximus made my life considerably easier.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (Ggq5g)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (GULKT)
I saw a Volvo today with an "Obama 2012" bumpersticker.
Even the Obama campaign is smart enough not tomention that idiot Biden.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 03, 2012 08:19 PM (wb/qi)
If they were that smart they would not mention obama either.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Dianna
I'm just a boy with a dream ...
/DMiller
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (jo069)
Thanks. She's been having some nagging issues. Never a "huge" deal, but annoying and unexplained. She finally got a doc willing to listen to what she was saying. They think it's an under active thyroid, there's a fam history of it, but they're doing labs on everything under the sun to be certain.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Up with people at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (vj51i)
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (s/PhC)
Posted by: That Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 08:22 PM (lBpVP)
Ace has been looking all over for that. Now give it back!!
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:24 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: SamtheUNwise at November 03, 2012 08:24 PM (arczc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:24 PM (aSf5o)
Maybe not, but I have, and I'll tell you the general mood on this blog was overconfident (above what the GOP actually performed) in '06, '08, and '10.
I was very overconfident myself in '06, having bought into AJ Strata's "analysis". That was a bitter, bitter election, and made me reduce my estimation of the GOP's performance in each of the next two elections.
Nonetheless, I believed at the last moment that McCain could pull it out in '08 and thought his last-minute push into PA meant something real. We lost way more than I thought we would (I knew we were behind at least).
During that election, so many people were going on about Eeyorism, especially to Allahpundit and Ace, that Ace literally had to LIE to his readership to lessen the pressure and keep them engaged in the election, plus reading the blog. After the election, he wrote a post admitting he didn't have confidence in McCain to win and was basically bullshitting for morale purposes. Except he did, in fact, use the word "lie".
In 2010, I thought the truth was somewhere between Morris's 100 seat pickup and the 60 we actually got. So even THEN I was overoptimistic
Still called an Eeyore tons.
So, my question for myself and you is, did I finally strike the right balance and shave enough of my optimism to get a realistic estimate? Narrow Romney win?
Or am I overoptimistic again and Krauthammer's dejected demeanor in that video I linked to above is what I should be feeling?
Find out in 3 days.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:24 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: Rich at November 03, 2012 08:25 PM (arczc)
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 03, 2012 08:25 PM (s/PhC)
Posted by: dej at November 03, 2012 08:13 PM
He was on Pierced Morgoon a few weeks back -- my guess is that someone sat him down and talked him out of that.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 03, 2012 08:25 PM (rzTDZ)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 03, 2012 08:25 PM (/csw8)
I also have a 14 inch penis.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:24 PM (ovpNn)
Careful where you put that thing.
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2012 08:25 PM (HtUkt)
Romney draws 4,000 in West Allis yesterday.
.
Sorry twink, we know better.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at November 03, 2012 08:25 PM (Ggq5g)
Posted by: That Mindful Guy
An excellent question. It's believed that he was probably comatose before dark, and the last couple votes? Who knows?
There's probably a Poe scholar here who can tell us everything relevant, where as all I know is what I've read in a few essays.
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 08:25 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:25 PM (aSf5o)
All New Morons also need to be fully versed on the merits of longbows versus crossbows.
You will need to be able to defend your choice against a horde of drunken debaters/morons.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 03, 2012 08:26 PM (wb/qi)
What you should be feeling is a backhand upside the head, you boring, annoying scrunt.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:26 PM (kpCLl)
Of course, there is no Ball Sack, Minnesota.......I just wanted to work Ball Sack into the conversation.
Posted by: Sex Pervert David Axelrod at November 03, 2012 08:26 PM (+iqDb)
Long, long ago there was a newspaper idiot whose name escapes me that spent time making up false accounts and commenting on his own damn articles. "Written by a God of English" type over-the-top crap. He got caught and his excuse was "Well, everyone uses sock-puppets like this!" Or something.
So: generic term for lying about identity beyond the normal "I picked an alias and I'm sticking with it."
People -here- pretend to be, say "Joe Biden" saying things like "FOUR MORE DAYS!" or whatever. Because there's no actual -account- here, easy to put a fake name in. SO check the name if you're all like WTFBBQ?.
But the five characters at the very end (MzQOZ in my case) are a hash (think: code) version of the IP address of my computer. No one (but Ace FBI) can figure out your real IP. But it's a signal of who is a pretending to be a random idiot with their hair on fire today.
Pretty easy to identify -new- posters that way. Note that some people get new IPs from their ISP on a regular basis, and others have different hashes at different times of the day.
And the majority of the true, complete trolls use proxies and are always different random hashes. (The others are actually submissives that apparently have no upper-limit on their pain tolerance.)
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 08:26 PM (MzQOZ)
Remember when that cocksucker Obama had a special "President - Elect" logo/shield/emblem? What an asshole.
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (s/PhC)"I do remember that. It was without a doubt the biggest dickhead move in the history of the post-election/pre-inauguration lull EVAH.
Maybe he'll be conciliatory and have an "Office of the President Unelected" emblem? Instead of "Hail to the Chief", they can play the "sad trombone" whenever he walks into a room.
Posted by: BS Inc. at November 03, 2012 08:26 PM (P2Ufm)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (aSf5o)
The post from yesterday, when I knew this was the real deal, in reference to found water, and the weight calculations thereof,for flushing toilets, was;
"... I was told there would not be any math."!
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (mkb9H)
All New Morons also need to be fully versed on the merits of longbows versus crossbows.
You will need to be able to defend your choice against a horde of drunken debaters/morons.
CROSSBOWS!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (uhAkr)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (4dUmU)
Posted by: cheshirecat at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (6bNif)
not real regularly until the last couple of weeks - thank goodness this
place is here! Helps keep me sane during this INSANE time... And I'm
still trying to figure out some of the acronyms and things...
****
NTTAWWT
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
tack on IYKWIM
and you have If You Know What I Mean
further tack on AITYD
and you have And I Think You Do
NTTAWWTIYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (piMMO)
I have a sneaking suspicion that part a of that may be contributing to part b.
Heavens to Betsy, my mouse is acting up again. Sheesh, drop the thing like six or seven times a day for several months and it gets fussy. Stupid thing.
I do believe I shall start the kpop early tonight - have some Orange Caramel who are too cute for words. http://youtu.be/0Z9R57maGvc
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (Gk3SS)
You will need to be able to defend your choice against a horde of drunken debaters/morons.
***
Pollock!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:28 PM (piMMO)
Find out in 3 days.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee
Ah, poor baby. Go get your binkie and make it better.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:28 PM (jo069)
Don't get me wrong, I didn't (bitch), but I live in CA, and even though we voted for him twice (that's 2x for the trolls) nobody ever fessed up to voting that way.
I graduated right as he was in put in office - and that was a terrible recession. I struggled months to get a job. But by the time he was out of office I had a business. It was about that time that my wife, a flaming liberal saw what good liberal policies can do for a small business owner and home owner. Needless to say, she's firmly conservative now - embarrassingly so.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 03, 2012 08:28 PM (Qxdfp)
I kept asking who he was and how he got my number and he kept avoiding answering and asking me what credit cards i had so that he could verify me for my dream vacation.
Finally i said, look i am not interested in a dream vacation. The only dream i have is replacing Barack Obama in three days.
He then called me a jerk and hung up.
hahahahaha
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:28 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:29 PM (GEICT)
"Mitt Romney Campaigns in Colorado: Live at 8:25pm (ET) on C-SPAN"
http://cs.pn/UsnVCm
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (YjDyJ)
-----------------
Mitt and Ann taking the stage right now.
Posted by: Not an Artist at November 03, 2012 08:29 PM (uRumV)
MORE DAYS!" or whatever. Because there's no actual -account- here, easy
to put a fake name in. SO check the name if you're all like WTFBBQ?.
****
POMEGRANATES!
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 03, 2012 08:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:29 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: joanne counting down the minutes at November 03, 2012 08:29 PM (VNFBf)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:29 PM (aSf5o)
Look again at the polls the week before Mitt Romney was elected Gov. of Mass in 2002. I wrote this up a while ago, link in my nic.
Posted by: TD, one of the proud 53% at November 03, 2012 08:29 PM (+uFux)
Hope she's OK - sounds like no fun....
Thanks. She's been having some nagging issues. Never a "huge" deal,
but annoying and unexplained. She finally got a doc willing to listen to
what she was saying. They think it's an under active thyroid, there's a
fam history of it, but they're doing labs on everything under the sun
to be certain.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (GEICT)
Aha! I have that problem myself - and my mom did, too. In fact, mom was diagnosed in her teens, back in the early 1940s before they could do blood tests for it... Hypothyroidism can make you feel REALLY lousy and do other crummy things, but one little pill a day can really help. Hope that's all it is and she starts feeling better!
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (kpCLl)
And, Clutch, I'm with you. I have always hated that creepy O and his creepy campaign posters. They look like posters of communist dictators.
Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (b4W5O)
Yes, join us on the dark side
Oh, and....tits.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (/csw8)
Posted by: Rich at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (arczc)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (OevbG)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2012 08:31 PM (z4Cjb)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:31 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 03, 2012 08:31 PM (y2Ojs)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:26 PM (kpCLl)
Stop being overly polite.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 08:31 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:31 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 08:31 PM (b4W5O)
--------------
I have a sneaking suspicion that part a of that may be contributing to part b.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:31 PM (GEICT)
Remember when that cocksucker Obama had a special "President - Elect" logo/shield/emblem? What an asshole.
I gotta admit, (as a graphic designer) Obama has hired more of us than any other private sector worker. How many fucking logos has that half-wit done?
You could probably make a coffee table book of all that crap.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (Qxdfp)
Browsing with Firefox + Developing with Eclipse = 8 daily hours of making shallow cuts in my arm without realizing it. #firstWorldProblems
Posted by: VJay at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (q5NFp)
****
Fire station counts from Jake Tapper:
for those asking, Obama crowd counts today: 4k in mentor OH; 20k in Milwaukee; 5k in dubuque IA.
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk, in two days at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (uhAkr)
The only argument for crossbows is Daryl Dixon. Now, I admit, that is a pretty damn good argument, but since the Presumptive Vice-President Elect is a longbow man, that's good enough for me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (Gk3SS)
was saying. They think it's an under active thyroid, there's a fam
history of it, but they're doing labs on everything under the sun to be
certain.
Posted by: BCochran1981
Ooooh, I empathize! My thyroid sort of gave up on me about (I think?) a year and a bit ago. I felt like crap, and (despite working harder than ever) started gaining weight. About three months ago, my doctor put me on a thyroid supplement, and I feel so much better, it's scary. It's just amazing how hard it can be to get doctors to listen!
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (DGIjM)
...and I've settled on homemade creme brulee as the pudding for "the girls."
Posted by: Palandine at November 03, 2012 08:33 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Rich at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (arczc)
I think you mean the Pac-12 (??)
And that is not true if they are playing Colorado.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 08:33 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Ronster at November 03, 2012 08:33 PM (BvzwK)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 03, 2012 08:33 PM (y2Ojs)
David Gregory: Does the president have someone in mind?
Axelrod: Yes, Mike Hunt.
Gregory: Mike Hunt.
Axelrod: Yes, say it fast three times.
Gregory: MikeHunt, MikeHunt, MikeHunt.
Axelrod: Heeheehee!
Posted by: Sex Pervert David Axelrod at November 03, 2012 08:33 PM (aZrqG)
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:33 PM (P6QsQ)
is less stable and works poorer, its like they're putting stupider and
more incompetent people in charge every few weeks to see how long people
put up with it.
****
The Peter Principle?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:33 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 03, 2012 08:34 PM (Nfpnr)
You could always switch to the trebuchet. Other than being named by the damn French, they rock pretty well.
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 08:34 PM (MzQOZ)
I despise the man. I despised him in 2008 and I despise him now. It's the main reason I'm emotionally engaged in this.
However, my emotions does not equal the sum total of reality, so I actually use my brain, not just my personal preferences, to try and figure out what's going on in the electorate.
Unpopular in partisan circles, I know.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:34 PM (SKX2R)
he also tell you that Katy Perry gave a concert at that event?
****
Nah. He's just responding to requests for the numbers.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:34 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:34 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 03, 2012 08:35 PM (s/PhC)
And, a recurve...duh!
SEC football (don't have a particular dog in "this" fight), the bourbon, a fire, and ya'll....
Life is good!
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:35 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:23 PM (JwW4z)___ ___ ___ _ ___ _ __
___ __ ___ _ _ _ _ _ _NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 08:35 PM (1Y+hH)
creepy campaign posters. They look like posters of communist dictators.
He takes a page right from the fascist/socialist/communist
The "O" is a swastika for the new millennium.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 03, 2012 08:35 PM (Qxdfp)
Mitt starts knocking on the door.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:35 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:33 PM (P6QsQ)
Hell, I might even go to an Obama event if Katy Perry was there. I don't know her music at all but she's pretty hot. Lousy taste in guys but if she let me motorboat her boobies, yeah, I'd go.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 03, 2012 08:35 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 03, 2012 08:36 PM (OevbG)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:36 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 03, 2012 08:36 PM (rzTDZ)
was saying. They think it's an under active thyroid, there's a fam
history of it, but they're doing labs on everything under the sun to be
certain.
If it is, it's fairly easily treatable. I say this as someone who has a thyroid condition severe enough that I've nearly died from it a few times.
In very deep news, I really love the hair cut on the girl just over Presumptive President Elect Romney's left shoulder. Mind your ankles in the puddle of my deepness.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:36 PM (Gk3SS)
http://bit.ly/Ryx8LR
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:36 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 08:30 PM (/csw
You ask, I deliver.
http://tinyurl.com/cmqsagr
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (GEICT)
So by how much is Stranahan right?"
Polls show a national vote tie - if the turnout is D+5.
Yes, I have math to back that up.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: perdogg at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (uRqp0)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (GULKT)
Yes, unlike us poor benighted fools.
Have you met Jimi Ray. You guys would really hit it off.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (jo069)
http://www.obamaposterproject.com/
lulz.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:32 PM (kpCLl)___ ___ ___ _ ___ ___ _ _ _ _
___ __ _ ____ __ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ Thinking about Ann Romney as First Lady makes me VERY happy and I know she will make most of America proud.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: simpleton at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (za3QZ)
Holy farking Cthulhu. Did I really? What's the penance that's one step up from going into the Barrel for cutting and pasting formatted text. (Hey New Moron, don't do it!)
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: Othered at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (EuW9O)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (aSf5o)
One week of polling means about zilch.
Can you at least get an anecdote of someone deciding for Obama because of Sandy?
F that noise.
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (fCMdQ)
Posted by: T.Hunter at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (EZl54)
Have you met Jimi Ray. You guys would really hit it off.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:37 PM (jo069)
heh!
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Rich at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (arczc)
Dude. It might be a weekend night but still tag NSFW stuff please.
Now to go back to staring.
Sweep the leg, Mitt! Sweep the leg!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012
People, please, the internet is your friend, just search on "acronym finder" and all will be revealed.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:39 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:39 PM (aSf5o)
in Milwaukee today. Scroll through and tell me if this looks like 20,000
people to you.
If it were 20k people, they'd have lots of long wide-angle shots to show the crowd. Not using telephotos to crop in on the few people up-close.
lulz.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 03, 2012 08:39 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:39 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 08:39 PM (b4W5O)
As for the crossbow/longbow....I still believe in the crossbow, but sometimes you just have to evaluate who's on your team.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:39 PM (GEICT)
You can only cut and paste reliably here by using MS Word.
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 03, 2012 08:40 PM (tOkJB)
You could always switch to the trebuchet. Other than being named by the damn French, they rock pretty well.
Al at November 03, 2012 08:34 PM (MzQOZ)
Trebuchet is a word that just rolls off the tongue
Posted by: GT 5.0 loads his trebuchet at November 03, 2012 08:40 PM (wb/qi)
@dgjackson WOW! Over 17,000 people in Englewood Colorado! #RomneyRyan2012 pic.twitter.com/RGCfPQKQ
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 03, 2012 08:40 PM (YjDyJ)
Just to be clear, the "newspaper idiot" you were talking about is almost certainly Glenn. I don't know of any barrel punishment for doing so, although it's funnier if you refer to him while socking "Rick Ellisburg" or whatever his alias was.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 03, 2012 08:40 PM (OevbG)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 08:41 PM (OevbG)
in Milwaukee today. Scroll through and tell me if this looks like 20,000
people to you.
http://bit.ly/Ryx8LR
****
No it doesn't and Perry looks like a can of Pepsi.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:41 PM (piMMO)
NTTAWWT
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
tack on IYKWIM
and you have If You Know What I Mean
further tack on AITYD
and you have And I Think You Do
NTTAWWTIYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:27 PM (piMMO)
Thanks NDH!
456
And I'm still trying to figure out some of the acronyms and things...
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012
People, please, the internet is your friend, just search on "acronym finder" and all will be revealed.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:39 PM (kpCLl)
True - I was thinking about some of the "inside AoSHQ" ones in particular, like TFG and JEF - a bit harder to find on your standard acronym sites, but most have now been revealed!
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (JwW4z)
Fingers crossed for a speedy resolution of Mrs. B's troubles. Still, 14 vials of blood? That is a little creepy right there. And, my own personal theory of medical shit (and my doc usually agrees) is, let's try the pill for what we think it is and if it works, then we will know without all that blood and costly lab work. But, that's just me.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Macaroon at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (bw8pg)
That's what the stiletto is for.
In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (MzQOZ)
Why all the sharp questions, not all of which have been asked by major media figures, did I place on rightscoop the other day?
What's the master plan with this?
To slag the President on his weakest points as a "cover" so I can piss off some Ace of Spades commenters by predicting a narrow (therefore, GOTV!) rather than blowout Romney victory?
THAT is your theory?
http://goo.gl/x4Hq9
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (Gk3SS)
My bad. I mean, he said tits and I said I deliver. Figured it would be obv. But again, my bad.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (aSf5o)
Looks like MUMR left for a tampon change.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
That's an insult to menstruating women (after the third day) everywhere!
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 08:43 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Ed Anger
Ignore this gremlin advocate.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:43 PM (jo069)
Okay, people, been gone a few hours sodidn't see get to see Mitt in CO. Is Ryan with him? If not, where ishe? Who's with Mittand what was the crowd like and are they going to another rally this evening?
Jake Tapper said Bama had 20K in Milwaukee today. Damn stupid silly college coeds, I suppose and black sheeple. It's a sad day when approx. 95% of a demographic group will vote for a guy that has unemployment 15% in their ranks. It IS about color for them. Idiots.
Posted by: gayle at November 03, 2012 08:43 PM (wgmUB)
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 03, 2012 08:40 PM
--------
It's a TARP!
Posted by: Dyslexic Meme Guy at November 03, 2012 08:43 PM (hPlLv)
WOW! Over 17,000 people in Englewood Colorado! #RomneyRyan2012 pic.twitter.com/RGCfPQKQ
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:43 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:43 PM (P6QsQ)
FOAD - fuck off and die
BIRM - but i repeat myself
IIRC - if i remember correctly
JEF - jug-eared fuck
TFG - that fuckin' guy (refers to the soon-to-be-former despoiler of some prime real estate on Penn Ave in DC)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:43 PM (kpCLl)
Axelrod: I'll prob. change my name and go somewhere quiet.
Gregory: What would you change your name to?
Axelrod: Kinky Analfister.
Gregory: You're a sick puppy.
Axelrod: All my life.
Posted by: Sex Pervert David Axelrod at November 03, 2012 08:43 PM (N2svL)
That's a plus, not a minus
Posted by: The Q at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (w4fEE)
Peaches - not to be to familiar, but how was the hungover shower this AM?
I waslurking in onthat ON thread.
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (aSf5o)
Fingers
crossed for a speedy resolution of Mrs. B's troubles. Still, 14 vials
of blood? That is a little creepy right there. And, my own personal
theory of medical shit (and my doc usually agrees) is, let's try the
pill for what we think it is and if it works, then we will know without
all that blood and costly lab work. But, that's just me.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:42 PM (kpCLl)
That can work for a lot of things, but it's a bit risky for thyroid issues... beentheredonethat
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (JwW4z)
OBAMA IS NOT GONNA WIN OIHO!
And OBAMA IS DEFINITELY NOT GONNA WIN OHIO!
Mar(x)ist is a push polling BS organization and are even more craptacular than PPP.
Chillax We Got This. Romney is not only going to Win Ohio, he is gonna win New Hampshire and Iowa along with Virgina North Carolina and Florida and Colorado. He may very well win Wisconsin and Pennsylvania as well.
SANDY DID NOT HELP OBAMA! Dont buy the Media Misinformation BS.
The mother fucker flew in for a photo op and flew off to campaign thats it.
People are not that stupid in this country. Relax, get out and vote and then go get other people to vote too.
We have this and there is no reason for you to shit your eeyore diapers over the Main Stream Medias last ditch desperate efforts to rescue Mr Revenge Voter. He is DONE!
Now if you want to Eeyore and poop your shorts for the next three days do it, but, why dont you instead make a nice sign and go hang out at a street corner waving it in support of Romney and see how many people Honk and wave at you.
I am telling you this mother fucker is DONE like an overcooked steak on a BBQ grill.
ITS OVER FOR OBAMA!
Wait till you see the crowd at Shady Brooks Farms in Pennsylvania on Sunday. I have a feeling its going to be MASSIVE!
If you need to buck your spirits up watch this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8_rp1zCUE
If grandma and grampa can climb a mountain for this man you better fucking believe this country is going to make him president!
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: T.Hunter at November 03, 2012 08:38 PM (EZl54)"
I wonder if Samwise is palin steele, yet again pretending to be a conservative.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (uhAkr)
particular, like TFG and JEF - a bit harder to find on your standard
acronym sites, but most have now been revealed!
****
SCOAMF
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (piMMO)
1) A major network calls it for Romney
2) SCOAMT concedes
3) The President-Elect gives his victory speech
4) Rachel Maddow cries
5) Chris Matthews drinks himself to death
6) Paul Ryan takes his shirt off
Posted by: Palandine at November 03, 2012 08:45 PM (g7D8V)
I don't think the whole building holds 20,000 people. Who do these people think they're kidding?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2012 08:45 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:45 PM (aSf5o)
WOW #romneyryan2012 #tcot http://instagr.am/p/Rln1kiscse/
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:45 PM (DGIjM)
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As noted above, it was in conjunction with a Katy Perry concert, and pictures posted do not appear to show 20k people. The article about the event notes that a good number of the attendees were below voting age and were there for the concert.
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:45 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:46 PM (DGIjM)
I don't think the whole building holds 20,000 people. Who do these people think they're kidding?
****
union firemen?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:46 PM (jo069)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:46 PM (aSf5o)
True - I was thinking about some of the "inside AoSHQ" ones in
particular, like TFG and JEF - a bit harder to find on your standard
acronym sites, but most have now been revealed!
****
SCOAMF
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (piMMO)
Now THAT is a particularly satisfying one...speaking of which, where is Steevy?
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:47 PM (JwW4z)
The article says the Obama event was held on the third floor of the
Exhibit Hall at the Delta Center downtown. I don't believe the 3rd floor
Exhibit Hall holds 20,000 people.
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:39 PM (P6QsQ)
well...if you count the dead voters, you can fit a lot more in! They take up a lot less space
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:47 PM (ovpNn)
I waslurking in onthat ON thread.
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (mkb9H)
I was totally NOT hungover a bit!! But, I've been kinda working on increasing my tolerance and all I drink is lite beer and I usually pour the 5th one of the day down the sink.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:47 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2012 08:45 PM (GZitp)
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The media has gotten used to just throwing numbers out there and relying on the fact that most people won't bother to verify.
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:47 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 03, 2012 08:47 PM (xSegX)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 08:47 PM (4dUmU)
Posted by: Peregrin Took at November 03, 2012 08:48 PM (nZvGM)
2) SCOAMT concedes
3) The President-Elect gives his victory speech
4) Rachel Maddow cries
5) Chris Matthews drinks himself to death
6) Paul Ryan takes his shirt off
Number 6 please!!
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 08:48 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:48 PM (aSf5o)
"I don't believe the 3rd floor Exhibit Hall holds 20,000 people."
I don't think the whole building holds 20,000 people. Who do these people think they're kidding?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2012 08:45 PM (GZitp)
WHo?
1) Low information Democrats who are desperate for something anything to hang on to their Unicorn farts dreams.2) Eeyore poopin in their pants conservatives who jump at their own shadows and are so scared that if a butterfly farts Obama is susddenly going to surge in the polls and be elected president for life.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:48 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 08:44 PM (uhAkr)
Ask him what comic book character he thinks Obama is like.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:48 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 08:48 PM (dX4hn)
Yeah, obscene amount of blood. They took 8 initially. Then 2 every hour during 3 hour glucose tolerance test. The problem is, while the thyroid is most likely, the symptoms cover a shitload of potential issues. Better to test for it all at once than have to keep going back.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 08:49 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:49 PM (aSf5o)
Have you signed up with ORCA?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:46 PM (jo069)
I give up.
What is ORCA?
Posted by: YIKES! at November 03, 2012 08:49 PM (1PE/J)
The female electorate demands it.
Posted by: Palandine at November 03, 2012 08:49 PM (g7D8V)
I miss Spurwing.
lacewigslacewigslacewigs
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:50 PM (Gk3SS)
synchronized pudding dipping moment, or are we supposed to act every
time something awesome happens?
1) A major network calls it for Romney
2) SCOAMT concedes
3) The President-Elect gives his victory speech
4) Rachel Maddow cries
5) Chris Matthews drinks himself to death
6) Paul Ryan takes his shirt off
Posted by: Palandine
Don't those things come in 4 packs? 5, 6 ain't gonna happen, so...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:50 PM (jo069)
Now get down off your cross and stop reading polls that are essentially meaningless noise.
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at November 03, 2012 08:50 PM (fCMdQ)
Posted by: LoveChildofMaxineWatersandJesseJacksonJr at November 03, 2012 08:51 PM (dVpO9)
Posted by: Early Cuyler at November 03, 2012 08:51 PM (1QFtp)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:51 PM (aSf5o)
If that's the case, then the O-Katy rally had about 5k, max.
Posted by: The Q at November 03, 2012 08:51 PM (w4fEE)
"Ask him what comic book character he thinks Obama is like.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 08:48 PM (GULKT)"
Samwise, which Avenger is Obama most like?
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 08:51 PM (uhAkr)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Ann Romney intros her husband at an amphitheater in Englewood, CO. Crowd of 17,000: pic.twitter.com/3IyOGLfm
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:52 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 08:52 PM (b4W5O)
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 08:52 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Hey Girl, it's Paul Ryan at November 03, 2012 08:52 PM (w4fEE)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:52 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:52 PM (aSf5o)
Some people saying that the Romney rally that had 30k was actually between 15-18k.
If that's the case, then the O-Katy rally had about 5k, max.
Posted by: The Q at November 03, 2012 08:51 PM (w4fEE)
WHo are these SOME PEOPLE and how many obama bumper stickers did they have on their cars?
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 08:53 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 08:53 PM (JwW4z)
Looks to be about 4-5K .....to a free Katy Perry concert.
Hell, I could get that many to my toenail clippings exhibit if I put her on the undercard.
Posted by: Icedog at November 03, 2012 08:53 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 03, 2012 08:53 PM (zrpqj)
Anyway, some Florida tuition money was going to pay this creep 20K or something per speech, and I called everyone, ranting and demanding a conservative come to balance his circus act. I am sure there is still a file on me at UF, as I especially got under their skin. The chancellor of universities in Florida's office called me. I was on a roll. Gov. Bush's office had to soothe me. Anyway, the college kids would attend and, yeah, promise to vote for Kerry. Guess what? They slept in and/or forgot. All of Michael's money wasted on them while they got wasted after getting free underwear and dried soup. He was even registering them to vote. There were stealth GOP kids on campuses across Florida. At FSU, my favorite of all, Republicans showed up in masses on campus on election day, wearing Bush/Cheney buttons. My sons had told me that the kids were smarter than to fall for Moore (they were mortified by me, naturally, Honey Badger Mom). I just hated that he was even in the state, he is so repulsive.
I am thinking it is more cool, thanks to Ryan and the fact that 50% of college grads can't find jobs, to be GOP this year on campus. But for those who are faking being Obamabots, they may vote GOP in the booth or just not bother. At the Romney/Ryan rally we hooked up with some of one of my son's friends, smart software consultants. There was a guy there who is a Dem they were working on. They said he claims to be for Barky but they think he will vote (R) in private. We'll see. There were a lot of high school and college kids there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 08:53 PM (baL2B)
Try it yourself sometime.
Posted by: navybrat at November 03, 2012 08:53 PM (cAlrv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:50 PM (jo069)
Plus that tingle in leg becomes a sudden pain in his left arm.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (1PE/J)
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (P6QsQ)
Doom, I tell you. Doom.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Ronster at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (BvzwK)
ugh
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (iYNTB)
Tapper is just regurgitating info passed to him. IIRC he said his source was police and fire covering the events.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: YIKES!
Sigh...
You know some might take that as an afFRONT to what this site is here to accomplish. Perhaps you turn the PAGE and reflect upon what it means to be a member in good standing of the RIGHT. Some might boil it down to three COLUMNs or principles. I like to think FIRST principles are important and should be studied. Feel free to LINK to my comments.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (jo069)
Posted by: joncelli at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (CWlPF)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:55 PM (aSf5o)
One of the Twitter twits was a guy from The Nation who frequently appears on Sgt. Schultz's Rage-ahol-fest.
I forget who the other one was, but they cited Secret Service.
30k seems reasonable to me.
Posted by: The Q at November 03, 2012 08:55 PM (w4fEE)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:55 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Drunk in East Mesa at November 03, 2012 08:55 PM (rnLTY)
You do realize there's nothing that actually says that's ORCA, right?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:55 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:56 PM (P6QsQ)
If Romney packed that and had thousands in addition not able to make it inside the structure . . . wow
Posted by: The Q at November 03, 2012 08:56 PM (w4fEE)
Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 03, 2012 08:56 PM (b4W5O)
Hi, Peaches. Ace can have it! Too small for my bananas anyway.
I mean, uh... um... yeah.
Posted by: That Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 08:56 PM (lBpVP)
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 08:56 PM (SKX2R)
They had no interest.
Posted by: H Badger at November 03, 2012 08:56 PM (IMuzr)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at November 03, 2012 08:56 PM (iYNTB)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:57 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 03, 2012 08:57 PM (zrpqj)
Posted by: T.Hunter at November 03, 2012 08:57 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 03, 2012 08:57 PM (pUqSw)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 03, 2012 08:57 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 03, 2012 08:57 PM (KCvsd)
the fact that he laid down the drum tracks and vocal track at the same
time, with no tonal reference whatsoever.
Also, Katy Perry's fun bags were right in front of him the whole time.
Still *not* distracted.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 08:57 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 08:58 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 03, 2012 08:58 PM (YjDyJ)
But it ain't 20 grand in Milwaukee... No effin' way.
Methinks the press is lying to me or something.
Posted by: Double Wide at November 03, 2012 08:58 PM (J8jzK)
--------------
The articles coming out of Milwaukee say sources are the Democrats themselves, Tom Barrett at the helm.
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:58 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 08:58 PM (aSf5o)
Spiced cider. Everywhere.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 08:58 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dante at November 03, 2012 08:58 PM (NWLVJ)
I think Mitt handled Benghazi appropriately. He could not be seen trying to capitalize on the death of 4 Americans. I do think he thought the media, even with their bias, could not ignore the story. Yes, he may have been naive on that. Besides he did bring it up twice and look at what happened. Also, no campaign is perfect. If BO had better prepared for the first debate . . . If BO had given a better speech at his convention . . .
Why I think Mitt wins: If BO is ahead in the polls why is there no talk of the Dems taking the House? Heck, the word is Reps maintain their current majority or add to it slightly. Why is it a given that the Reps will gain Senate seats? Obama voters are going to vote for Dems, right? There's no movement or enthusiasm down ticket in the Democrat ranks.
Posted by: gary at November 03, 2012 08:58 PM (aUnng)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 08:59 PM (BfZ1r)
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 08:47 PM (P6QsQ)
They know how many tickets are obtained. They are all bar-coded with your name.In fact, TSA told us at the Daytona Rally there were 14,000. Media reported 10K. I say 10K as who knows? There were a lot of peoples vs 20 union thugs protesting that we mocked. Good times.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 08:59 PM (baL2B)
If you've been paying attention, you do.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:59 PM (jo069)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 03, 2012 08:59 PM (AZGON)
How many showed up just to see Katy Perry's bazooms?
Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 09:00 PM (7OHl8)
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at November 03, 2012 09:00 PM (fCMdQ)
HA! Great answer. I thought my question was facetious, figuring he died later that night from the wine and exposure, or sumpin. They did things right in those days. Nowadays, the dead don't even show up, they just vote.
Posted by: That Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 09:00 PM (lBpVP)
Posted by: The Q at November 03, 2012 09:00 PM (w4fEE)
Man, what a bigot. Doesn't he know he ought to be a citizen of the world?
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 03, 2012 09:00 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 09:00 PM (4dUmU)
You have Wreck-It Ralph proclaiming, "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" which reminds me of Obama.
And Fix-It Felix comes in to say, "I can fix it!" which reminds me of Romney.
Posted by: TLGM at November 03, 2012 09:01 PM (appbn)
Next time you listen to Stevie Wonder's "Superstition", just appreciate
the fact that he laid down the drum tracks and vocal track at the same
time, with no tonal reference whatsoever. The keyboard tracks came
later.
Try it yourself sometime.
Posted by: navybrat
It's certainly admirable (and nearly impossible for normal human beings), but I still like Stevie Ray Vaughn's version. Mostly because I've been Stevie Ray's adoring fan since I was about 14.
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 09:01 PM (mKMj1)
Fox News' website and online video staff are fucking incompetent. Have been for a decade.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 09:01 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: YIKES! at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (1PE/J)
We're losing him!lol
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM (aSf5o)
583 I saw Wreck-It Ralph yesterday (awesome movie... you should see it! Especially if you love retro arcade games) and it occurs to me that the two main characters are great analogues for our two Presidential candidates. You have Wreck-It Ralph proclaiming, "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" which reminds me of Obama. And Fix-It Felix comes in to say, "I can fix it!" which reminds me of Romney.
Posted by: TLGM at November 03, 2012 09:01 PM (appbn)
The movie website actually has a flash game of that arcade game for you to play.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM (GULKT)
If Obama loses we may in fact witness Rachel Maddow immolate herself on
live television as part of a suicidal triangle between herself, Chris
Matthews, and special guest Andrew Sullivan.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 03, 2012 08:57 PM (KCvsd)
You know what I want to see?
Rachel Maddow dousing her bush (which i am willing to bet is not pruned cause you know she is one of those au natural womyn) in kerosene then jumping on chris mathews head and straddling his face and lighting a match.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 09:01 PM (mKMj1)
Ditto
Posted by: USA at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM (RIg+t)
I figure local police and fire (a) don't have experience at counting crowds (b) are biased towards overestimation for safety reasons and (c) are happy to overestimate so that their little burgh looks more important than it really is.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM (xSegX)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 08:59 PM (BfZ1r)
"Seating for 9450" (Wiki).
It will hold almost twice that much if you cram people into the empty part between the stage and the seats, and let them hang out in the "hallways", too.
It's arguable, because the "seats" are big benches.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 09:03 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:59 PM (jo069)
Believe me, I have been paying attention to the ORCA or die comments from people who don't feel obliged to take a half a second to note that ORCA is the codename for the Romney GOTV.
(I do hope you realize I'm mocking other people, not you)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)
@ gary
You're implicitly referring to reasonable people.
We're not talking about those.
We're talking about those low-info semi-retard voters making up their mind at the last second.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 09:04 PM (SKX2R)
Ace, please put that split screen of Maddow and Chrissy frowning somewhere on sidebar. I love it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 09:04 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:04 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Mindful Guy not caught up on ze plot at November 03, 2012 09:04 PM (lBpVP)
Never apologize for the boobehs young man
Posted by: Shit Ward Cleaver Said. Vol. 1 at November 03, 2012 09:05 PM (GDYHh)
Just follow the Libya plan for the election.
"A few local reports out of Ohio claim Mitt Romney received the most votes there, but administration sources tell us that the President won the state handily. As a result, his electors will represent Ohio at the Electoral College in January, pending an investigation by the CIA and FBI to conclude sometime after Obama is sworn in for his second term."
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 09:05 PM (WbGW2)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 09:05 PM (aSf5o)
Posted by: ConcernTrollapalooza at November 03, 2012 09:05 PM (NKWFJ)
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:04 PM (ovpNn)
Last public event of the night.
Posted by: USA at November 03, 2012 09:05 PM (RIg+t)
navybrat - I heard "Lowdown", byBilly "Boz" Scaggs on Sirius last weekend, and did a little retrospective. I never particularly liked Toto, but those Porcaro bros. were pretty damn tight. Jeff P's drums are pretty sweet.. He has a couple utube vids demonstrating.
And I forgot that Jeff "Skunk" Baxter played with Boz before the Doobie Bros. He brought Michael McDonald with him (for better, or worse). And now, because his neighbor worked on the sidewinder project,"Skunk" is working with defense contractors and has a gig on the Missle Defense Congressional Advisory Board. Who'dathunk?
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 09:05 PM (mkb9H)
If you are under 25 years of age, Stevie Wonder hasn't had a hit in your lifetime.
I Just Called To Say I Love You? Or was there one after that?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 09:06 PM (OevbG)
Yeah, I was thinking of the PNC place in NJ, which seats about 10k but can hold almost an additional 10k up on the lawn and crammed in the aisles if necessary.
Posted by: The Q at November 03, 2012 09:06 PM (w4fEE)
No, it does not.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 09:06 PM (7OHl8)
597 Surrre. New guy asks about socks and gets answers. Even the long-form history of the term sockpuppet. New guy gets the rulebook. But since I missed the start of the pudding thing, and I learned the hard way not to violate the rule about if you don't know something, I keep waiting for New to get the major update. And I keep waiting. It just keeps sounding nastier and nastier when you don't know. Or maybe even if you do.
Posted by: Mindful Guy not caught up on ze plot at November 03, 2012 09:04 PM (lBpVP)
Ask Nora O'Donnell about the pudding thing.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:06 PM (GULKT)
Rachel Maddow dousing her bush (which i am willing to bet is not pruned cause you know she is one of those au natural womyn) in kerosene then jumping on chris mathews head and straddling his face and lighting a match.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM
Classy.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 09:06 PM (SKX2R)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:06 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 03, 2012 09:07 PM (aSf5o)
I could see Obama sycophants doing it.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2012 09:07 PM (GZitp)
Milwaukee.
Wisconsin.
Fire Dept.
Union.
Extreme butthurt over Walker.
2 month Madistoned freak show.
Just connecting the dots.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at November 03, 2012 09:07 PM (Ggq5g)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 08:59 PM (jo069)
Believe me, I have been paying attention to the ORCA or die comments from people who don't feel obliged to take a half a second to note that ORCA is the codename for the Romney GOTV.
(I do hope you realize I'm mocking other people, not you)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)
GOTV or STFU!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 09:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ConcernTrollapalooza at November 03, 2012 09:07 PM (NKWFJ)
"Isn't She Wonderful" I think. I hated that song, lousy one to go out on.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:07 PM (r4wIV)
Tapper is just regurgitating info passed to him. IIRC he said his source was police and fire covering the events.
I
figure local police and fire (a) don't have experience at counting
crowds (b) are biased towards overestimation for safety reasons and (c)
are happy to overestimate so that their little burgh looks more
important than it really is.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM (xSegX)
In the days of more honest or rather less dishonest and agenda driven Journalism, back say 35 years ago...Joke Trapper would be considered a pussy ass lightweight that occasional asked a question to sound provacative with little to now follow up not for the answer but so people would say oh look Joke Trapper asked a question.The fact that this pussy ass obama water carrier who occasionally asks a question is now considered a bastion of honesty of the media etablishment is not only a joke, its a vile and disgusting perversion of reality.You might as well say That really was Joan Rivers Body in that Go Daddy Ad.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:08 PM (ovpNn)
This election they will do anything.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 03, 2012 09:08 PM (WbGW2)
Now I have another masturbatory fantasy besides the standard hot-and-cold-running-gingers.
Thank you.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:08 PM (GDYHh)
The tl;dr version is: Buy pudding. Dip something sexual into it. It started off as Ace promising to dip his balls in pudding if Scott Brown won "The Kennedy Seat". Search for my posts in this and the last thread - I tracked down some of the relevant URLs.
It has morphed over time as something the morons try to egg the moronettes into doing and submit pics, because, of course, without pictures it didn't happen.
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:08 PM (MzQOZ)
Rachel Maddow
dousing her bush (which i am willing to bet is not pruned cause you know
she is one of those au natural womyn) in kerosene then jumping on chris
mathews head and straddling his face and lighting a match.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:02 PM (ovpNn)
________
Maddow has disco bush? I'm listenin'....
Posted by: Disco Stu at November 03, 2012 09:09 PM (J8jzK)
Surrre. New guy asks about socks and gets answers. Even the long-form
history of the term sockpuppet. New guy gets the rulebook. But since I
missed the start of the pudding thing, and I learned the hard way not to
violate the rule about if you don't know something, I keep waiting for
New to get the major update. And I keep waiting. It just keeps sounding
nastier and nastier when you don't know. Or maybe even if you do.
Posted by: Mindful Guy not caught up on ze plot at November 03, 2012 09:04 PM (lBpVP)
Ok Ok...the pudding thing as far as i understand it is a reference to 2 girls one cup.
Satisfied?
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:09 PM (ovpNn)
Go on.
But since I missed the start of the pudding thing, and I learned the
hard way not to violate the rule about if you don't know something, I
keep waiting for New to get the major update. And I keep waiting. It
just keeps sounding nastier and nastier when you don't know. Or maybe
even if you do.
The Great Empuddening involves celebrating a victory by taking a pudding cup and dipping either boybits or above the waist ladyparts as relevant.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:10 PM (Gk3SS)
Springstunk had to sue his first "manager" cause he signed a contract on a hood of a car...
Stevie Wonder is the same way, great musician but I wouldn't let him pick my president...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:11 PM (Nysf5)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:11 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 03, 2012 09:11 PM (9+ccr)
I told him that he is the reporter, not me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 09:11 PM (dX4hn)
No passion like a convert! Mrs was raised Chicago Dem in Daley's heyday (the real one, not sonny boy). Nowadays, I fear her monitor screen will warp from her cursing at the daily atrocities of the insane left. It's a little scary.
Posted by: That happily married Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (lBpVP)
from people who don't feel obliged to take a half a second to note that
ORCA is the codename for the Romney GOTV.
I had been wondering why some Morons were all in a tizzy about Orca Winfrey, actually. Literally nobody I've seen post the acronym ORCA in the past week has bothered to explain it until just now.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (OevbG)
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
tack on IYKWIM
and you have If You Know What I Mean
further tack on AITYD
and you have And I Think You Do
NTTAWWTIYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 08:27
sheesh isn't it really easier just to type the phrase than try to remember all those acronyms?
Posted by: cheetah at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (zXhtZ)
Please don't forget the Cochran/Bannion corollary....
Shave first.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (GDYHh)
Elections aren't won or lost by this extremely small contingent of dipshits. The idea that a hurricane that didn't directly affect anyone of voting relevance is going to convince Honey Boo-Boo to get off her ass and vote for high gas prices and crushing unemployment at the 11th hour doesn't hold water with me.
Posted by: VJay at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (q5NFp)
Posted by: Hill Billy at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (6Lobp)
Uh oh. Barack has the Katy Perry fan base vote. There is no more
deeply committed, ideologically driven and electorally crucial
demographic.
Doom, I tell you. Doom.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 03, 2012 08:54 PM (AZGON)
Ok I will be the one to say it.The dumb bitch was married to Russel Brandt.I wouldnt trust her judgement when it comes to men.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:13 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: DAve at November 03, 2012 09:13 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: cheetah at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (zXhtZ)
FOAD SCOAMF
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at November 03, 2012 09:13 PM (fCMdQ)
BTW, how many people can fit into Red Rocks in CO?
If Romney packed that and had thousands in addition not able to make it inside the structure . . . wow
Posted by: The Q at November 03, 2012 08:56 PM (w4fEE)
the counted and 25 thousand tickets were distributed for the red rock event.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:14 PM (ovpNn)
I told him that he is the reporter, not me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 09:11 PM (dX4hn)
Tapper's a whiny little bitch - he doesn't report - he distributes what he is fed by BitchBama
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:14 PM (Nysf5)
Let me get this right, the Milwaukee Fire Dept. just turned a blind eye to about a hundred safety and fire code violations and are bragging about it?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2012 09:14 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: MSDNC at November 03, 2012 09:14 PM (8HhF2)
He told me it was the event Director.
I think we can call this one bullshit. Obama had a free Katy Perry concert and got about 7,000 to attend.
Romney got 17,000 in the cold outside to show up, and it was just to see him.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 09:14 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Well done! I call that very well shot!
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 09:14 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:15 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 09:15 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: DAve at November 03, 2012 09:15 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Samwise Gangbang at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (/YJYi)
I hate commie unions as much as the next moron, but that actually helps the unions if true.
Can anyone verify?
Have to go to work but I'll check back in the AM.
Posted by: ontherocks at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:08 PM (MzQOZ)
Oh, you didn't get the pics???
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (9+ccr)
I know, right?
I mean, Elmo's loaded!
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:15 PM (MzQOZ)
Maybe she didn't want to marry someone who walks around with another person's arm up his ass...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (Nysf5)
Socks/sockpuppets - usually done to make a joke or mock a troll. Pick a name and comment with it for humor or to make a point.
The Sock can have its 'memes' too such as the Charlie Gibson "never heard of it" one from an idiotic comment he made a while back.
Integrity kick - There's a series of Paul Anka rant posts in the greatest hits sidebar, where he goes off on this hilarious tirade chewing out his band for not having integrity.
Ewok references - The Ace himself has a slight resemblence to and refers to himself as an Ewok
Hobos - hunting hobos and chugging Valu-Rite Vodka is a common callback here as well, basically a way of talking about a wasted and stupd life people joke about having
Moron - and moron-ette, often just 'ron and 'ette. Refers self-deprecatingly to the commenters here.
Breitbart and not reading posts - Andrew Breitbart, before he died, would come to this blog and he said he loved the comments, then joked that he didn't read the posts. At least, I think he was joking
Long movie reviews - Ace goes into very great depth analyzing films and I love the posts but people giggle about how long they are.
Pudding - Ace came up with the idea of being so very happy with the Democratic Party not winning the Massachusetts seat vacated by Ted Kennedy, he was going to dip his furry beanbags in pudding if Brown won. He was at the Brown celebration, handing out pudding cups. now its pretty much dipping anything.
Johnny Coldcuts - a theme Ace used to do back a while ago where he had a picture of a sandwich with eyes that was for some reason hilarious and put foul mouthed captions under it.
The Flaming Skull - when some major story comes out, Ace doesn't have a drudge alarm, he has a skull, on fire. Sometimes its altered, such as a feather to represent Elizabeth the fake Cherokee Warren or a hair helmet for news about Blagojevich.
There are a lot more
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:17 PM (r4wIV)
--------
Please don't forget the Cochran/Bannion corollary....
Shave first.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (GDYHh)
lmao
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 09:17 PM (GEICT)
NEVADA: Washoe County is a key bellwether last few election cycles (for the state). GOP +173 at this point in 2004. GOP +589 today. Wow.
Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 09:17 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:18 PM (EprWA)
Posted by: DAve at November 03, 2012 09:19 PM (XDC0v)
Max capacity of the Delta center is 9800. @robfit @jaketapper
Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 09:19 PM (ck76k)
I apologize for my "newbyness", but at least it seems to have served a purpose.
Itappearsobvious that there should be an AoSHQhandbook...if only for the acronyms. And sheesh...Alabama 7-LSU 3. JICYWTK.
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 09:19 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (9+ccr)
If they could vote with a "Facebook" like button, we'd be stuck with Bumbles forever...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:19 PM (Nysf5)
A few Ace standards:
<snip>
There are a lot more
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:17 PM (r4wIV)
Thanks, Christopher! Now, since I outed myself as a relative newb, can you explain "eleventy" - that's one of 'em that I haven't figured out.
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:20 PM (JwW4z)
And Obama with Stevie Wonder gets barely 200. So let us parse this. Remove Obama and musician from both sides of the equation.
(Obama + musician) / 200 = (Obama + musician + boobs) / 20000
becomes
1 / 200 = boobs / 20000
hence
20000 / 200 = boobs
therefore
100 = boobs
We conclude that Katy Perry's boobs are a perfect 100.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama committed treason at November 03, 2012 09:20 PM (AZGON)
***
YEs. He is one of the celebrity-journalists.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 09:20 PM (piMMO)
Just saw him on C-SPan, most of it anyway. Thanks to the poster above who told us the time. I still don't know is some other pol was with him, though. I guess from what I heard from the OH rally last night, all those stars like Rubio and the others "fanned out" to go to rallies elsewhere.
Checked out Huckabee on Fox and he had Rob Portman on. Portman said what he did the other day, that "it's close" but he does believe they will win. I get the feeling (since I was unfamiliar with the Senator before he became Mitt's closest bud on the campaign) that he's an upbeat kind of guy, soft but firm voice, knowledgeable, and personable so maybe it's just his personality that is influencing me, but I sure got the impression he wasn't acting, that he thinks this is ours as long as we get out the vote.
To the poster who told us what Campaign Carl Cameron said was the mood on Mitt's plane. Great. I'd heard that Romney is forever playing jokes on people on the plane and that he does the best Ben Stein.
Posted by: gayle at November 03, 2012 09:20 PM (wgmUB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:18 PM (EprWA)
When isn't the Horde?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 09:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 03, 2012 09:21 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 03, 2012 09:21 PM (6zgse)
You up for some pudding wrestling?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:21 PM (GDYHh)
I prefer her quirky little sister Zooey Deschanel anyway.
Other Ace themes:
Cake Girl - a fairly recent one: http://tinyurl.com/d2msuwn
Adorable girl holding a cake for a lucky bastard I hate guy named Ryan.
Christina Hendricks - The actress with huge... tracts of land. Beloved of many 'rons.
Things Jefferson Never Said (various volumes) - this came up when the left swore up and down Thomas Jefferson said "dissent is the greatest form of patriotism" or some other variant, back when dissent was good and Obama wasn't president. People had a lot of fun with this making up fake quotes by Jefferson in various volumes of books.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:21 PM (r4wIV)
Hah! Got you that time you stinking phone. Try to change Lockett to Pocketful on me will ya.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 09:21 PM (/tk/V)
relative newb, can you explain "eleventy" - that's one of 'em that I
haven't figured out.
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:20 PM (JwW4z)"
It comes from a Celebrity Jeopardy SNL skit where somebody wagers "eleventy billion dollars."
It's generally used for a stupid, unrealistic number.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 09:22 PM (uhAkr)
This was spotted in the Egyptian International Airport this morning!
http://twitpic.com/ba1moq
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at November 03, 2012 09:22 PM (DGIjM)
In case anyone cares, I've posted my Ryan rally pics to the AosHQ yahoogroups site."
Did you finally get in?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2012 09:22 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: USA at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (RIg+t)
It comes from a mistaken often made by typing lots of !!!s. If you slip off the shift key, it becomes a 1, so you get something like "I love cake!!!11!!1!!!!" and the 11 in there just devolved into "eleventy!" to represent this goofy effect.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:18 PM (EprWA)
That's what happens when you do NOT wash properly people! A Hobo bath is not a bath!
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (Nysf5)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:20 PM (JwW4z)
That's not AoSHQ specific. Its because of people typing a bunch of exclamation points but missing the shift sometimes so you get !!!11!!1!!!!1111!1! in comments. And so some say "eleventy" as an exclamation point. You've now been pwned.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (GULKT)
I'm not bitterly, blindly jealous that you got to go. Just. Kinda.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: T.Hunter at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 03, 2012 09:25 PM (6zgse)
"Thanks, Christopher! Now, since I outed myself as a
relative newb, can you explain "eleventy" - that's one of 'em that I
haven't figured out.
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:20 PM (JwW4z)"
It comes from a Celebrity Jeopardy SNL skit where somebody wagers "eleventy billion dollars."
It's generally used for a stupid, unrealistic number.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 09:22 PM (uhAkr)
Aha! I bet it was one of those with fake Sean Connery.... Thanks!
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:25 PM (JwW4z)
It's generally used for a stupid, unrealistic number.
****
I thought it came from when folks get so excited they screw up he exclamation marks, i.e.,
No way !!!11!1!!!!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 09:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (piMMO)
That's a Democrat's wet dream. Make voting as easy and painless as possible, and then channel their media/"cool people" monopoly into convincing the young/stupid/and-or tribal that they're going to be outcasts if they don't do what everyone else is doing.
I'm going to be relieved and hopeful after Romney wins, but at some point someone has to step up to the plate and break the ratchet. Close the borders, pass strict voter ID laws in every state, and, ideally, move voting stations to the centers of active volcanoes. Voting should be hard.
Posted by: VJay at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (q5NFp)
Charles Johnson - and various variant spellings. Just mocking him for doing a total 180 on his various positions and claiming integrity.
Ron Paul - usually referred to as Luap Nor and other things to avoid stating the word and summoning Paulites (like saying Beetlejuice too often).
It comes from a Celebrity Jeopardy SNL skit where somebody wagers "eleventy billion dollars."
That sounds reasonable too, probably more true than my !1! one.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (r4wIV)
"This is important!!!!!111111eleventy!"
It is a funny.
Posted by: Looking Glass at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (g3wOT)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (4dUmU)
Bzzzzzzt. Wrong. It's Stuff Jefferson Said (Vol. [ whatever ] ) and wasn't it Spurwing who insisted that Jefferson said whatever it was annnnd off the Horde went.
Oh and Spurwing is Spurwing Plover, former frequent troll and inhabitant of his own very special world.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (Gk3SS)
It comes from a mistaken often made by typing lots of !!!s. If
you slip off the shift key, it becomes a 1, so you get something like "I
love cake!!!11!!1!!!!" and the 11 in there just devolved into
"eleventy!" to represent this goofy effect.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (r4wIV)
675
That's not AoSHQ specific. Its because of people typing a bunch of
exclamation points but missing the shift sometimes so you get
!!!11!!1!!!!1111!1! in comments. And so some say "eleventy" as an
exclamation point. You've now been pwned.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (GULKT)
Wow - looks like "eleventy" gets around.... thanks to all!
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (rzTDZ)
680 It comes from a Celebrity Jeopardy SNL skit where somebody wagers "eleventy billion dollars."It's generally used for a stupid, unrealistic number.****I thought it came from when folks get so excited they screw up he exclamation marks, i.e.,No way !!!11!1!!!!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 09:25 PM (piMMO)
That's what it represents. Though the SNL skit is the likely source for the word.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (EprWA)
Ohio/Pennsylvania those nice folks knocking on your door reminding you to vote are members of the Mighty Texas Task Force here on on dime
Posted by: Evilpens at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Dianna at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (mKMj1)
It is, however, unquantifiably embiggenated.
http://tinyurl.com/ayc6fna
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (Qxe/p)
We almost speak in code. You forgot the hand signal for when we are all hauled off to the FEMA camps. It is secret. So secret that no one knows.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Pic for ya,
http://tinyurl.com/aw5bg6t
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:27 PM (Nysf5)
I read the Cleveland Plain Dealer article on the Stevie Wonder thing. Obama's campaign evidently didn't tweet out to their followers the notice that Wonder was performing at 10:00 am until 9:30. I don't know if that's true or not--it's what they said. The article went on to say that almost all those there said they'd already voted but busses were waiting for those who hadn't.
Blacks are going to turn out, that's for sure. They might not reach the turn out of 4 years ago, but they'll be a hefty voting block. I am hoping Hispanics will not. I am hoping there are enough Reagan Dems to add to huge conservative and GOP turn out, but damn, think of all the brainwashing of generations of Americans in our public schools.
Makes you wonder if people really want to work.
Now, to contradict myself totally (because I am nervous, one minute confident, the next minute trying to curb my confidence and tap it down torelatively optimistic: I am wondering if that hiddenvideo that was supposed to destroy Romney (the 47% thing) didn't awaken a sleeping giant, a silent majority who said, "Damn, that's what I think."
Posted by: gayle at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (wgmUB)
I don't care if obama drew 20,000 with a free concert with katy perry. Those people aren't gonna vote
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (9+ccr)
Lets hope not, most of them are only 14 years old.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (4dUmU)
It's a good thing you are a stunningly beautiful genius or I might be tempted to think unkind things.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (Gk3SS)
No way !!!11!1!!!!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 09:25 PM (piMMO)
dang, that's what I always thought, too . . . I don't think buzz would just make shit up, though
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (mkb9H)
"For this is what it means to be a king: to be first in every desperate attack and last in every desperate retreat" #Narnia
Doesn't fit the POTUS
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (Nysf5)
Just come here often. You miss a day here and you are 3 memes behind before you know it.
And never, ever miss a debate, election night, or State of the Union address live log here. They are epic.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (GDYHh)
However, since you spoke up
Stompy Boots - generally referring to Alexthechick (who really is a wench) and her thigh-high high heel leather boots of stomping +5. Well they might not be exactly like that but that's how I envision them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:29 PM (r4wIV)
What is the significance of teh pudding? And do I really want to know what I'm supposed to dip into it while I watch the MSNBC breakdown on Tuesday?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 03, 2012 09:29 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: mpfs at November 03, 2012 09:29 PM (Mkhiu)
687 Things Jefferson Never Said (various volumes)Bzzzzzzt. Wrong. It's Stuff Jefferson Said (Vol. [ whatever ] ) and wasn't it Spurwing who insisted that Jefferson said whatever it was annnnd off the Horde went.Oh and Spurwing is Spurwing Plover, former frequent troll and inhabitant of his own very special world.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (Gk3SS)
I thought the actual source for that was John Kerry claiming a quote by Thomas Jefferson, and it was complete bullshit.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:30 PM (GULKT)
They had custom designed amplifiers "That go to eleven, see. Because eleven is more than ten!"
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:30 PM (MzQOZ)
I told a commenter the other night that I hoped her husband would fuck a
few hookers because she was such a prude. But if you say anything bad
about Rachel Maddow, I'll respond with "classy" in a sarcastic manner.
Posted by: Samwise Gangbang at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (/YJYi)
Oh good.FOr a minute there you had me convinced that you wouldn't rubber neck Rachel Maddow's flaming bush mating with Chris Mathews Comb-Over as they both burned to a crisp on cable TV. Ofcourse the real pay off is who would win the coin flip to piss on them to put the flames out.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:30 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:30 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:30 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 09:30 PM (kpCLl)
Thanks
Had no clue. Scanning and commenting in-between cooking. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 09:31 PM (jo069)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 03, 2012 09:31 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: perdogg at November 03, 2012 09:31 PM (Ttf/I)
I don't know if that'll help or make you more confused, but it's funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 09:31 PM (OevbG)
642 I wouldnt trust her judgement when it comes to men.
I know, right?
I mean, Elmo's loaded!
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:15 PM (MzQOZ)
Maybe she didn't want to marry someone who walks around with another person's arm up his ass...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (Nysf5)
But she wants us to vote for someone who walks around with Valerie Jarret's arm up his ass?
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:31 PM (ovpNn)
Never heard of them, or of an Ace, either.
Better leave this to the cables
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 03, 2012 09:31 PM (w4fEE)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:32 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 09:32 PM (jo069)
Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 09:32 PM (7OHl8)
Posted by: mpfs at November 03, 2012 09:29 PM (Mkhiu)
No, and please be quiet. Dad is trying to find the exit for Disneyland. Play "Cows" with your sister and I'll give you a Twinkie...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:32 PM (Nysf5)
Posted by: RickS at November 03, 2012 09:32 PM (HC2rE)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:25 PM (JwW4z)
Just come here often. You miss a day here and you are 3 memes behind before you know it.
And never, ever miss a debate, election night, or State of the Union address live log here. They are epic.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (GDYHh)
I don't think I would have made it through the debates without this place... I KNOW my television wouldn't have survived!
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (4dUmU)
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: Jaydee at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (E5DLT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (r4wIV)
New can tune in tomorrow and figure it out for himself . . . I am sitting here thinking, if there were ever a Saturday night that should have an early ONT, this is it, right here. They've been so late, of late, I am afraid I might develop a nervous tic.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (kpCLl)
Did you get sleep yet?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (GDYHh)
Posted by: Brian at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (YGh2b)
Posted by: Minuteman at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (mq/gG)
You may have a calming manatee.
Well they might not be exactly like that but that's how I envision them.
These are stompyboots prime - http://bit.ly/LafDy5
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (Gk3SS)
.......and then there are the Dixie Chicks, who had to be told by Dan Freakin' Rather that their Record Co. was robbing them blind.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 03, 2012 09:34 PM (avGs3)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 09:34 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 03, 2012 09:34 PM (xSegX)
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 03, 2012 09:35 PM (BAnPT)
731 Lace Wings refers to bizarre spam ads that showed up on EVERY thread about 2 days after they were posted. They advertised lace wigs. I am not even sure what the heck those are.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:33 PM (r4wIV)
More specifically Remy lace wigs.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:35 PM (GULKT)
People eventually started socking the lace wigs, which led to the legendary Machines For Sale.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 09:35 PM (OevbG)
"Mr. President...your check just bounced." ...said Judge Jeanine Piro, just now.
Wow.
She just blasted him, and Hillary, in her opening statements of her show.
It...was...righteous.
She was talking about Benghazi.
Her show started late, because Fox showed Romney speaking live, and made Huckabee's show run late.
I thinkJudge Jeanine's showwill be replayed, in a couple of hours.
Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 09:36 PM (ICEh3)
AOSHQ, with the FAQ unread...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 09:36 PM (4dUmU)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 03, 2012 09:36 PM (JKNDp)
really want to know what I'm supposed to dip into it while I watch the
MSNBC breakdown on Tuesday?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
Part of a series:
Dan Collins gets roped in
http://powip.com/2010/01/the-elaborate-aoshq-pudding-hoax/
Accept the Pudding, Norah O'donnel
http://minx.cc/?post=297201
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 09:36 PM (jo069)
I fell asleep about 730 tis morning for a few hours. Finally hit the wall and dropped.
Posted by: mpfs at November 03, 2012 09:36 PM (Mkhiu)
Quite honestly, I wish I was in a solid red state. In Wisconsin, we've had non-stop political fireworks since Scott Walker took office. It's exhausting.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 09:36 PM (7OHl8)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 03, 2012 09:37 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Truman North, 327-211 at November 03, 2012 09:37 PM (tcviL)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 03, 2012 09:37 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:37 PM (EprWA)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 09:35 PM (OevbG)
Machines for sale just isn't as good without the ability to post red text though.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:37 PM (GULKT)
Nope: http://tinyurl.com/d8oop78
Almost as scathing as the Las Vegas article.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 09:37 PM (Qxe/p)
volumes)Bzzzzzzt. Wrong. It's Stuff Jefferson Said (Vol. [ whatever ] )
and wasn't it Spurwing who insisted that Jefferson said whatever it was
annnnd off the Horde went.Oh and Spurwing is Spurwing Plover, former
frequent troll and inhabitant of his own very special world.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at November 03, 2012 09:26 PM (Gk3SS)
I thought the actual source for that was John Kerry claiming a quote by Thomas Jefferson, and it was complete bullshit.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:30 PM (GULKT)
Thomas Jefferson was a complete and total cocksucker.
Posted by: Stuff John Adams Said at November 03, 2012 09:38 PM (1PE/J)
Well I wasn't far off then.
Another AOS Idiom: the comments system and pixy. Basically the coder for this blog goes by the name Pixy and does brilliant work but people complain about it every time something breaks in the comment sections just to bust her, uh, wings.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:38 PM (r4wIV)
Not good. How's mom?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:38 PM (GDYHh)
Posted by: Phoenix7 at November 03, 2012 09:38 PM (XLKSU)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 09:38 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 09:38 PM (uhAkr)
Lace Wings refers to bizarre spam ads that showed up on EVERY thread about 2 days after they were posted.
I recall their being posted on the ONT in among the other posts. They were quite a fixture there for a while.
My absolute favorite spambot was Machines For Sale. It engendered some epic socked comments.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 03, 2012 09:39 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 03, 2012 09:39 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 09:39 PM (4dUmU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:39 PM (EprWA)
-------
Great start for a newbie reference card. SCOAMF/T will live in infamy, too. Thanks for the info on Johnny Coldcuts. I've been coming here over 5 years now....nearly every, single day....multiple times a day (dayum, I obviously need a life), and I didn't know what that one meant.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2012 09:39 PM (lTVJy)
Mom is stable and doing a little better on stronger pain meds.
How was the walk with the cutiepie?
Posted by: mpfs at November 03, 2012 09:40 PM (Mkhiu)
Very special world indeed. He used to do drive-bys at Cold Fury when I blogged there.
Very, very, strange man.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:40 PM (GDYHh)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at November 03, 2012 09:40 PM (Nysf5)
Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 09:40 PM (7OHl8)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Tami still in the dark... at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (o3js7)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (rzTDZ)
http://tinyurl.com/cqxmblh
Posted by: Texas Ranger at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (IvvrO)
In solid red states, the ads are just as relentless, they just happen to be down-ticket races.
"Dogcatcher Brad Barkley likes to maul puppies, put them in blenders, and make them into a frothy shake. Elect Sue Sunshine for Dogcatcher. She loves puppies, and won't put them in a blender."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (BeSEI)
Gorgeous day. Good time. And, thank you again for your donation. It meant a lot.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (GDYHh)
-Scathing review deleted-
But the key new-user info is that you can make various styled text with -square- brackets and the first letter of the relevant word.
bold
italics
underline
Leaving off the "/b" (or wahatever) in the closing bracket: BAD.
Luckily, you don't have to feel -too- bad about it. Ace will sometimes leave off key bits in the post itself.
Making everything flaming red, blinking centered, and otherwise particularly-designed-to-cause epilepsy.
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 09:38 PM
Just shut the hell up and leave me alone (sobbing)
The SCOAMF started in on me again today!!
Posted by: The Chicken at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (BAnPT)
Cap'n Whitebread - Three bottles of Valu-Rite PGA on my shopping list. I am familiar with the address.
Chris Taylor - thanks for the info. I'm making my own handbook for reference.
Peaches - I'm glad if I was of any help.
Eleventy!11!!11
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 09:42 PM (mkb9H)
Keep calm and Snyder on.
K-State up 31-17 right now. Potts football to go though.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 09:42 PM (K4AdI)
heh, snoopy dance!
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 09:42 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2012 09:35 PM (OevbG)
Come to AOS for the smart military blog,
Stay for the self aware spam.
p.s. The guys get shirts! (My former lurking spans internet epochs)
Posted by: T.Hunter at November 03, 2012 09:42 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2012 09:43 PM (4dUmU)
I thought the Newsday (NY) thing was a joke.
Nope: http://tinyurl.com/d8oop78
Almost as scathing as the Las Vegas article.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 03, 2012 09:37 PM (Qxe/p)
I read the first few comments after the endorsement - hysterical!! There are some seriously pissed-off little liberals over there...
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:43 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:39 PM (EprWA)
&&&&&&&&&
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 09:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 09:43 PM (jo069)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2012 09:43 PM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Machines For Sale at November 03, 2012 09:43 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (lTVJy)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (bjnlT)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 03, 2012 09:16 PM (9+ccr)
Lets hope not, most of them are only 14 years old.
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:28 PM (ovpNn)
---------------
Gateway Pundit has a story up about a man in North Carolina who claims he has already voted for Obama 4 times and plans on voting again for him on Election Day. He posted it on Facebook. When contacted to verify he said it was true - he did and he's proud.
Posted by: mama winger votes for love at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: mpfs at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (UW6NX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (dX4hn)
Hash - does not refer to the drug. If you look at the signature line of everyone you can see that at the end is a series of characters in parentheses such as mine:
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:38 PM (r4wIV)
That is a unique identifier tied to your IP address, which lets people know who you are and even remember you. Anna Puma for example keeps getting sexy hash tags.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 09:45 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: select user teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 09:45 PM (K4AdI)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 09:45 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:45 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: mpfs at November 03, 2012 09:44 PM (Mkhiu)"
It's been known to cause amnesia.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2012 09:45 PM (uhAkr)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:45 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: cheetah at November 03, 2012 09:12 PM (zXhtZ)
FOAD SCOAMF
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM!
ok so there are some phrases that do need an acronym...
Posted by: cheetah at November 03, 2012 09:46 PM (zXhtZ)
759And let's not forget the spam that wanted to sell everybody pipe fittings. Many people unfamiliar with the terminology were confused by the buttweld fittings.
----------
Ha! I was just about to post that 'I miss the buttwelded pipe fittings, buzzion.
Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 09:46 PM (ICEh3)
Posted by: Machines For Sale at November 03, 2012 09:43 PM (jucos)"
ts;dr
Posted by: derit at November 03, 2012 09:47 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 03, 2012 09:47 PM (UW6NX)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 03, 2012 09:47 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 09:47 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 03, 2012 09:47 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2012 09:48 PM (dX4hn)
So yes 'in the barrel' means punishment. Don't get stuck in the barrel.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:48 PM (EprWA)
If you post a link the comment system only allows a certain length, so use tinyurl or a similar system to collapse it down.
If you're using Firefox, there's a tinyurl addon you can get to right click and build on on the fly to any page or image.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:48 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Tami still in the dark... at November 03, 2012 09:41 PM (o3js7)
Tami!
So glad to hear from you.
No power yet? Hope you and yours are managing to stay warm!
Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 09:48 PM (ICEh3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 03, 2012 09:48 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: mpfs at November 03, 2012 09:49 PM (Mkhiu)
High heels, Luap Nor, lace wigs, Valu-Rite, ButtWelds,Gerg/greg....and pudding!
I think I maybe (just maybe) catching on.
I am very entertained myself, and having fun with this new game -- either way. Thanks- you mutts!
Posted by: New Moron at November 03, 2012 09:49 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 09:49 PM (EprWA)
I still miss hyperlinks and italics. Is it cheaper for Ace this way?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 03, 2012 09:49 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 09:49 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 09:50 PM (r4wIV)
Ah, thanks, Al. I did see and follow the link. Just didn't realize that was the origin.
It's not asking if you say you don't know but you're not asking, right? :/
Posted by: That happily married Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 09:51 PM (lBpVP)
Posted by: select user teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 09:51 PM (JCIjD)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at November 03, 2012 09:51 PM (9+ccr)
I've been very busy selling off my Apple stock for the express purpose of inviting Kate Upton to Vegas for the weekend. I think it will cost me about 300K for the weekend, and it will be worth every penny.
I plan on taking a few photos of her tits, and will post the details after the date. I've ordered No-Doz and a vial of Viagra for special effects. I plan on making it a boner weekend. Don't laugh morons, I still get it up and make Little Abe work for daddy.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 03, 2012 09:51 PM (lDWQr)
Not a newbie myself, but still wondering over the exact origin.
It is the quote about proper care and feeding of a teenage daughter?
Posted by: Al at November 03, 2012 09:51 PM (MzQOZ)
Wait, what? Now I'm confused. What to believe? What to believe? 8O
2G1C: I tried one day but never could find the original of that, only the ten thousand parodies and commentaries. I quit looking kinda quickly.
Posted by: That happily married Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 09:54 PM (lBpVP)
http://tinyurl.com/cxbdawv
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 09:54 PM (GqdRv)
Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 09:32 PM (7OHl
---------->>>>
The site used to be attacked by spamware; the spam was trying to get you to buy lace wigs, etc. When "lace wigs" showed up, you knew the thread was officially dead.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 03, 2012 09:54 PM (nYHk7)
Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 09:32 PM (7OHl
Look at any post posted over a few years ago. Check the comments. Check out the type of spam we got.
Lace wigs etc etc etc
Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at November 03, 2012 09:55 PM (fCMdQ)
Posted by: Gov. Christie at November 03, 2012 09:56 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 03, 2012 09:57 PM (JKNDp)
Perfect way to transition to me. And my legendary suck skills.
Posted by: Erg at November 03, 2012 09:58 PM (dramD)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 03, 2012 09:58 PM (sRsX7)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 09:58 PM (GqdRv)
reference to 2 girls one cup. Satisfied? -jeremiah
Wait, what? Now I'm confused. What to believe? What to believe? 8O
2G1C: I tried one day but never could find the original of that,
only the ten thousand parodies and commentaries. I quit looking kinda
quickly.
Posted by: That happily married Mindful Guy at November 03, 2012 09:54 PM (lBpVP)
Here.
This pretty much will tell you all you need to know if you watch the video.
BUT I WARN YOU
THIS IS NSFWONCE SEEN IT CANNOT BE UNSEENYOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT CHOCOLATE ICECREAM AGAINIF YOU CLICK THIS LINK YOU WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDHOOD
but if you choose not to heed these warnings, and i know that you won't, here is the link
http://tinyurl.com/awkocbx
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 09:58 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: jeremiah GOD Bless America with a Mitt Romney Presidency wright at November 03, 2012 10:00 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Gov. Christie at November 03, 2012 10:00 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: select user teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 10:02 PM (JCIjD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 10:02 PM (EprWA)
Great Heavens! Bookmark this thread! More Ace Guidebook packed into one place than I've seen spread across many an ONT.
Even though there's so much more to know.
Like, about the Mystery Santa shopping list,
besides the banana slicer,
and the assless chaps,
I know I'm forgetting a few things...
Posted by: That Mindful Guy is stunned at November 03, 2012 10:03 PM (lBpVP)
Quite honestly, I wish I was in a solid red state. In Wisconsin, we've had non-stop political fireworks since Scott Walker took office. It's exhausting.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 03, 2012 09:36 PM (7OHl
Try living in a state that is so blue that candidates never bother to visit plus we have none of the advantages of being a red state.
Posted by: cheetah at November 03, 2012 10:03 PM (zXhtZ)
No power yet? Hope you and yours are managing to stay warm!
Hi wheat! No, no power yet. I'm sitting on a heating pad to stay warm. This is beyond tedious.
I did manage to get some Christmas shopping done today ....so I got that going for me.
Posted by: Tami still in the dark... at November 03, 2012 10:04 PM (o3js7)
paul ryans wife, is cute like a little sister.
i don't have a little sister but ,,,
Posted by: willow at November 03, 2012 10:05 PM (hX8cq)
Hope you did not get caught in the crossfire of the Great Bridgeport Pelt the Utility Workers battle today.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 10:05 PM (EprWA)
"The 'in the barrel' phrase harkens back to Canadian lumberjacks apparently. In the remoteness of the Canadian forests at a camp full of male lumberjacks. Then take a barrel that has a hole about waist height off the ground. And tell the new lumberjack that his day in the barrel will come about real soon."
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This In the barrel thing intrigues me. I like pickles. Do I back up to it or say ahhhh?
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 03, 2012 10:05 PM (JKNDp)
Dianna at November 03, 2012 09:01 PM (mKMj1)
Mostly because
I've been Stevie Ray's adoring fan since I was about 14.
The man was amazing. Top of his game, Montreux, 1985-ish.
http://tinyurl.com/bzoz5r6
(Youtube link)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 03, 2012 10:06 PM (L7hol)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 03, 2012 10:07 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Tami still in the dark... at November 03, 2012 10:08 PM (o3js7)
Posted by: select user teej says go K-State at November 03, 2012 10:09 PM (RYVE/)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 03, 2012 10:09 PM (HNwOT)
Posted by: Tami still in the dark... at November 03, 2012 10:13 PM (o3js7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 10:18 PM (EprWA)
So, on election night, is there going to be one synchronized pudding
dipping moment, or are we supposed to act every time something awesome
happens?
1) A major network calls it for Romney
2) SCOAMT concedes
3) The President-Elect gives his victory speech
4) Rachel Maddow cries
5) Chris Matthews drinks himself to death
6) Paul Ryan takes his shirt off
I don't think we'll ever see #2. Don't ask me why, just a 'feeling'.
Posted by: rabidfox at November 03, 2012 10:20 PM (xSbHD)
Posted by: Tami still in the dark... at November 03, 2012 10:25 PM (o3js7)
Boy. What a dilemma! I've avoided it so far...
The 'in the barrel' phrase harkens back to Canadian lumberjacks apparently. -Anna
Ummm.. the extended version I heard as a kid involved sailors...
I will not reload the page.
I will not go looking for the overnight thread.
I will spend some time with the Mrs now.
I will also go vote Tuesday with great relish, with jalapenos, first in line at the polling place if I can, no matter that my vote is just one more in the tsunami of Romney votes that will be our totally not battleground state's! It's a Romney Tsunamni!
Say g'nite, Gracies. Don't get here much lately. Glad to've been here for this one.
Posted by: That Mindful Guy is checking out for the night at November 03, 2012 10:33 PM (lBpVP)
and wasn't it Spurwing who insisted that Jefferson said whatever it was
Credit Dave in Texas for "Stuff Jefferson Said." He had a troll going for a while with it, too.
Posted by: Scobface at November 03, 2012 10:45 PM (IoNBC)
Far as Im concerned, the concern trolls don't exist. And I almost never sockpuppet, since there so many here who have it down to a science.
Posted by: sandman will resist at November 03, 2012 10:57 PM (zxaA2)
With the latest Rasmussen tracking poll just out showing a tie, swinging the RCP average a little further in Obama's direction, and supporting my overall thesis that he regained the last-minute momentum with retards because of Sandy coverage (and thrice cursed Chris Christie who stepped all over Romney's closing argument of bipartisanship with a HUG, for fuck sakes!), and seeing the great Krauthammer dejectedly make my point about how lucky Obama is and how much Sandy helped him today on Fox alongside Kristol, I now half to adjust my prediction to:
Narrow Obama victory (at least in electoral votes).
And it sucks. It really does.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 04, 2012 12:53 AM (SKX2R)
http://goo.gl/fNpW
IF we win this, it's going to be based on turnout. Because Obama has the last-minute momentum, a point I've been making for a week (prior to which I was gloating to my Democrat friends, something which I've had to stop doing).
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 04, 2012 01:00 AM (SKX2R)
Posted by: test at November 04, 2012 01:07 AM (QzKg8)
You've been outed. Leave.
Posted by: MrX at November 04, 2012 04:50 AM (PxmNZ)
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