Obama Throws Democratic Congressmen Under The Bus; Urges Voters To Vote For Anyone -- Republican, Democrat, or Independent -- So Long as They Vote Against "Gridlock"

He's perceived, I guess this means, as partisan, and so he's running from that. He doesn't feel safe if he agitates for Democratic Congressmen. He has to pretend to be "bipartisan."

Vote for Me. In downballot races, vote for people who will work with me. Even if they're Republicans.

Just vote for me.

Just vote for me.

JUST VOTE FOR MEEEEEEEE!!!

“I’ve said I will work with anybody of any party to move this country forward,” President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 this morning in Hilliard, Ohio. “If you want to break the gridlock in Congress, you’ll vote for leaders who feel the same way whether they’re Democrat, Republican or independent.”

Congressional Democrats? Pshah, who needs them.

Just vote for me, babies.

Of course, this may be because a Democratic House is looking like a lost cause. And Republicans might even gain seats.

How can Republicans gain seats in the House but lose the national election?

Democratic Congressmen's Mouths

What, you guys thought you were getting a free pass? No way, babies. Obama's got something for you, too. Coming from the loins, babies.

Posted by: Ace at 06:21 PM



Comments

1 Mwahaha

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 02, 2012 06:22 PM (60GaT)

2 Desperation. I got it.

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 02, 2012 06:23 PM (bAGA/)

3 Ace, are you on speed today?

Posted by: Swanny at November 02, 2012 06:23 PM (XzlBE)

4 Not so fast, Lee Harvey.

We remember Obamacare. Not a single Republican vote.

Suck it, bitch.

Posted by: Barry Bloomberg at November 02, 2012 06:23 PM (BuSM8)

5 The Loin King

Posted by: ChampionCapua at November 02, 2012 06:23 PM (KZi9D)

6 Sock Off!

Posted by: Sock Off at November 02, 2012 06:23 PM (BuSM8)

7 Dear lord he's been reduced to begging.


Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Teams Up With Mitt Romney's Hair to Defeat SCOAMF at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (+AV7H)

8

This really is worth a thread of its own to the libertarians.

http://tinyurl.com/9wnohzz

EXCELLENT: Bill Whittle makes a compelling argument against a protest vote or not vote at all

Posted by: 4 days at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (LpQbZ)

9 Power loins!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (BuSM8)

10 2800 eh? Pretty soon he'll be playing to Fluke size crowds.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (JJ+PT)

11 I read "White Whale Speaks" in sidebar and I swear, I thought at first it was a clip of Christie. No, it's an actual white whale!

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (lTVJy)

12 Oh, and on that note of "bipartisanship" - Voting is totally the best form of revenge.

Posted by: kdj017 at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (AnH3I)

13 I dunno, Ace.

Did you run this past Shamwise Gummy?

It may not be helpful to 'our' side.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2012 06:24 PM (jo069)

14 Ace, put down the meth.

Posted by: Adam at November 02, 2012 06:25 PM (/YJYi)

15 We are winning Presidency, House and Senate. Romney 300+ EVs and with that number, there is no way he doesn't drag a majority Senate across the finish line with him.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at November 02, 2012 06:25 PM (GrtrJ)

16 Good lord Barry only got 2800 drones to show up?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2012 06:25 PM (BuSM8)

17 I'd like to see your record on working with Republicans, Mr. Obama.
I'm sure you have a record of that somewhere, right?


Like the time you invited Paul Ryan to your little snarkfest?

Posted by: mama winger voted double for Paul Ryan at November 02, 2012 06:25 PM (P6QsQ)

18 Charlie: I knew that guy was full of shit! I knew it!
Dennis: What guy?
Charlie: That lawyer guy, okay. He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction.
Mac: You want him to bang you?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 02, 2012 06:25 PM (ZPrif)

19 Gird Obama's loins.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2012 06:25 PM (lTVJy)

20 We have Gird-lock!

Now, its coming from his testes! Hide your children! Lock up your daughters!

Posted by: USA at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (RIg+t)

21 The big difference between here and '94 is, you've got me.

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (bAGA/)

22 Obama's loins are goooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Reggie 'Finger-Lickin' Love at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (F6KtL)

23 So now Obama sounds more like:

1. A begging, upside-down Sully from Commando.

2. A groveling Robert Loggia on his knees in Scarface.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (gA69l)

24 I wonder if Bob Beckel ever told Mondale to speak from his loins?

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (T57vh)

25 Are we going to see Wicket on a "Faces of Meth" billboard?

Posted by: wooga at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (vjyZP)

26 President Obama told a crowd of 2,800

His appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (QupBk)

27 Freefall has begun.

Posted by: USA at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (RIg+t)

28 If I knew better, I'd say this guy kind of likes to talk about himself.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (jo069)

29 Memememememememememeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...



Oh no sorry Barack, that's just the fat lady warming up.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (GrtrJ)

30 The key point of this post?

"President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 this morning in Hilliard, Ohio"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (dX4hn)

31 Allah on a pogo stick! Ease up on the meth Ace.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (n5+zr)

32 Congress is in another 'goin-lock.'

Posted by: NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (F6KtL)

33 KEEP OBAMA IN PRESIDENT!

ROMNEY? HE SUCK!

Posted by: Obama's Base at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (Z7toi)

34 Speaking of Paul Ryan, I learned that the Democratic Congressional Committee gave a sum total of ZERO money to his opponent in his Congressional race. The actual quote was something like "How do you run against Paul Ryan? He's larger than life."

Posted by: mama winger voted double for Paul Ryan at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (P6QsQ)

35 The man who would be King.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2012 06:28 PM (JJ+PT)

36 Dee: If I had to write an article about you, it would say that you're very negative. The headline might be "Most Negative Man in the World Calls Other People White Trash to Make Himself Not Feel So Faggy."

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 02, 2012 06:28 PM (ZPrif)

37 Leather-clad Mitt Romney to the economic wasteland of America:

"You wanna get out of here? You talk to me."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2012 06:29 PM (gA69l)

38 wow, this will move the dial, so to speak.Obama, the great communicator, although, you just can't seem to be moved to actually listen to him or understand what he's telling you.

But teachers, damn you. teachers! That's all we need.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at November 02, 2012 06:29 PM (QxSug)

39 Politically, I see no problem with this. Dumbass Boo Boos are against gridlock even more than they're against Republicans. It's not like has has to save any political capital.

But for fucks sake he's a fucking snake in the grass.

Posted by: Truman North at November 02, 2012 06:29 PM (I2LwF)

40 Finish him. Knee on the neck. FINISH. HIM.

Posted by: Sheeple at November 02, 2012 06:29 PM (lIh1y)

41 As long as it's his way.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2012 06:29 PM (rlFQ+)

42 Will somebody do me a favor and point out this comment to one of the cobloggers?

Cobloggers? Can you put this in the sidebar or post a short message for me?

We have been planning a NY/NJ moron meetup for Saturday evening in Hoboken. needless to say, it is cancelled, but this is--literally--the first time I have had access to the internet since the storm.

Please spread this around to as many NY/NJ morons who may be on-line, and tell them that the meet will be rescheduled, but not until everyone is safe and able to get around.

Thanks.

CBD

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 02, 2012 06:29 PM (HtroF)

43 The wheels on the (eco)bus go round and round...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:30 PM (aSf5o)

44 No bravado, but I feel very optimistic...perchance just shy of cocky, about this election cycle. My spidey sense is doing the 'good' tingle...you remember that feeling don't you?

I watched Mitt's closing notes too, so that helped.

Posted by: CitizenEgg at November 02, 2012 06:30 PM (G0Q4Y)

45 “If you want to break the gridlock in Congress, you’ll vote for leaders who feel the same way

That's good advice, Barry; I plan to do just that. As you've said, you can't change Washington from the inside. Lord knows you've tried...

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 06:30 PM (FcR7P)

46 NOOO!!! We can't win the Senate. We are going to get 394 electoral votes but the Senate, no 'THE' Senate is too big a hill for us to climb!! We may just lose the house too! /s

Posted by: NWConservative at November 02, 2012 06:31 PM (M1gmo)

47 Holy f---ing desperation, man.

It actually might help him because it makes him look bipartisan (as did Christie's love-in), but sh-t, the downticket Democrats can't be too impressed.

Coattails Obama does not have.

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 02, 2012 06:31 PM (SKX2R)

48 21 The big difference between here and '94 is, you've got me. Posted by: Barry Obama at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (bAGA/)

Actually, that IS the difference, and I like it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 06:31 PM (fEEBt)

49 CBD, take care of yourself and be safe.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at November 02, 2012 06:31 PM (GrtrJ)

50 Democrats: The party where the President disavows the legislators and legislators disavow the President.

Republicans: Every e-mail I get and everyone (except, somewhat understandably, Scott Brown) emphasizes "The Republican Team".

Either they're a hell of a lot more sophisticated than we are or they're losing.

Posted by: Fritz (but not Fritz) at November 02, 2012 06:31 PM (U0t2o)

51 The key point of this post?

"President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 this morning in Hilliard, Ohio"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 06:27 PM (dX4hn)

He who controls Hilliard, OH, controls the NATION!

Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2012 06:31 PM (z1N6a)

52 Axelrod, "Vote for Obama! He will grow on you. Like a fungus."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2012 06:32 PM (94rak)

53 This really is worth a thread of its own to the libertarians.

http://minx.cc/?post=334513

Posted by: *cough* at November 02, 2012 06:32 PM (QupBk)

54 It's now official -- every Democrat for himself.

Posted by: USA at November 02, 2012 06:32 PM (RIg+t)

55 Ace picked the wrong day to not stop taking amphetamines. Jeebus!

Posted by: jakeman at November 02, 2012 06:32 PM (96M6e)

56 “I’ve said I will work with anybody of any party to move this country forward,” President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 this morning in Hilliard, Ohio.


Wow. That's a giant flip flop you've got there Obama.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:32 PM (aSf5o)

57
Gimme some more loins! Gimme!

Posted by: Libtard at November 02, 2012 06:32 PM (F6KtL)

58 Oh I am loving watching these Romney ads in PA. Sorry Ohio I'm sure you're sick of them, but we were a little neglected up until now.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at November 02, 2012 06:33 PM (b4W5O)

59 Gimme some more loins! Gimme!

Sandy? Is that you?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 06:33 PM (fEEBt)

60

Loins = Ass.

So Axelrod said that Barky is talking out of his ass.

We knew that already.
But I guess that Axelrod doesn't really understand what the word 'Loins' refers to.

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 06:33 PM (ICEh3)

61 "President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 this morning in Hilliard, Ohio"


Geez, it's spelled O-I-H-O, dumbass.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at November 02, 2012 06:33 PM (zbbwn)

62 47

No, not really. He's had 4 years to look bi-partisan. That was a Biblical fail.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2012 06:33 PM (lTVJy)

63 I love the smell of fear and desperation.


It smells like.....VICTORY.



http://tinyurl.com/cb8mceu



Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 02, 2012 06:34 PM (wR+pz)

64 HANDS OFF MY LOINS!!!!

Posted by: Males for Pro-Choice of Loins! at November 02, 2012 06:34 PM (F6KtL)

65 56
“I’ve said I will work with anybody of any party to move this country
forward,” President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 this morning in
Hilliard, Ohio.





Wow. That's a giant flip flop you've got there Obama.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:32 PM (aSf5o)

Shut up. I won.
Back of the bus. I'm in the driver seat now bitch.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 02, 2012 06:34 PM (M1gmo)

66 Somebody better throw a condom on that loin. Better safe than sorry.

Posted by: USA at November 02, 2012 06:34 PM (RIg+t)

67 And behold, he worketh with anyone who speaketh from his loins.

Posted by: Moses at November 02, 2012 06:34 PM (2ArJQ)

68 2800 people?

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (+H/dq)

69 “I’ve said I will work with anybody of any party to move this country
forward,” President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 this morning in
Hilliard, Ohio. “If you want to break the gridlock in Congress, you’ll
vote for leaders who feel the same way whether they’re Democrat,
Republican or independent.”


hahahaa as He has done the last 4 years?

Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (hX8cq)

70I’m a very nice guy,” Obama said on Friday. “People will tell you. I really am. … [But I] got a lot of fight left in me. I don’t get tired. I don’t grow weary.”

Malignant narcissism, he haz it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (jo069)

71 Gird-lock!

Posted by: USA at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (RIg+t)

72 Obama is so confident that's he going to rush to campaign in GOP hotspots like Oregon and California later this weekend....

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (QxSug)

73 “I’ve said I will work with anybody of any party to move this country forward,” President Obama

We hear you, brother! You've done a great job.

Posted by: The Muslim Brotherhood at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (FcR7P)

74 Whassup, Barry?

Posted by: nemesis at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (QupBk)

75 Any Congresscritters actually campaigning WITH Obama, on the same stage with him, wanting to identify with him?

Posted by: mama winger voted double for Paul Ryan at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (P6QsQ)

76 President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 His appeal is becoming more selective.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 02, 2012 06:26 PM (QupBk)


-----------------------------------------


Don't forget "intimate". Loin power!

Posted by: Soona at November 02, 2012 06:35 PM (Bk8vR)

77 Obama, (I Won)
yeah I've tried really hard to work with the other side in good faith.


Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 06:36 PM (hX8cq)

78 65

We've noticed.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:36 PM (aSf5o)

79
Mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest of them all?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 02, 2012 06:36 PM (lDWQr)

80 I'm wondering when we pusblish our "Hey 45%" memos do we put them on white cards or do we write them on our hand?

Posted by: California Red at November 02, 2012 06:36 PM (Ho3p+)

81 Nimrod.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2012 06:36 PM (JJ+PT)

82 Shut up. I won. Back of the bus. I'm in the driver seat now bitch.Posted by: Barack Obama at November 02, 2012 06:34 PM (M1gmo)

Then again.....my definition of "winning" includes marrying Michelle. So, ummmm, yeah. Grain. Salt. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 02, 2012 06:36 PM (fEEBt)

83 There's a gridlock bill pending?

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2012 06:36 PM (rlFQ+)

84 NOPE! Obama lost us when he screwed us in the ass. Figuratively, not literally. Although I think some of our members would like that.

Posted by: Binders full of men at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (F6KtL)

85 No, seriously, outside of Bernie Sanders, is any congress critter even daring his or her luck by being seen on the same stage as SCOAMF.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (OWjjx)

86 He likes to party? Does he pay cash money up front?

Posted by: Dominican Republic Hookers at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (feFL6)

87 “I’ve said I will work with anybody of any party to move this country forward,” President Obama

You've said lots of stuff.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (FcR7P)

88 The polls may show a close race but the SCOAMT continues to sound like man who thinks he is losing. I have never heard of another president saying such a thing.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (YjDyJ)

89 And not too long ago, his supporters were "fainting" during his speeches.

Now, he has to beg. Like a dog. A delicious dog.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (gA69l)

90 Evening all. No, I don't have electricity back, but I am on Duty on the Sub Base up here in Groton and the minute I stepped into the BOQ, they played Colors and the power went off. I am cursed. But I guess G-D thought better about screwing with a Nuclear Sub Base and within 15 minutes the power came back on. Just kidding G-D.

As for obama he never had any friends so why anyone should expect loyalty from him is beyond me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (y0ZQq)

91 I am writing my 45% message on my middle finger.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (OWjjx)

92 Obama's got something for you, too. Coming from the loins, babies.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (6zgse)

93 So does Obama suffer from loin-lock?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (94rak)

94 Obama,
they are 'your enemies'

Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (hX8cq)

95 Senator Inhofe--Dept of Energy


Oh ya, baby!

Posted by: tasker at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (r2PLg)

96 The Obama team must have their messages mixed up then. I think it was just yesterday that Valerie Jarrett said "when we win this election, we'll show them. It's payback time."

Posted by: mama winger voted double for Paul Ryan at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (P6QsQ)

97 Me loins be girded. Off to a fundraiser for our state assemblyman, knocking on doors tomorrow.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (PH+2B)

98 79

I'll handle this one: Karl Marx.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (aSf5o)

99 I beg you! Don't make me retire to Hawaii with that woman!

Posted by: Baraka Obama at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (FcR7P)

100 90 Evening all. No, I don't have electricity back, but I am on Duty on the Sub Base up here in Groton and the minute I stepped into the BOQ, they played Colors and the power went off. I am cursed. But I guess G-D thought better about screwing with a Nuclear Sub Base and within 15 minutes the power came back on. Just kidding G-D.

As for obama he never had any friends so why anyone should expect loyalty from him is beyond me.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (y0ZQq)

_____________

Woah! Finally.

Geez.

Posted by: tasker at November 02, 2012 06:39 PM (r2PLg)

101 Look! He's running against his own coattails!!

Posted by: Tip O'kneel at November 02, 2012 06:39 PM (2ArJQ)

102 Damn that obstructionist bastard Mitch McConnell.

P.S. can't work with that Romney guy

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 02, 2012 06:39 PM (60GaT)

103 And when Obama says he will work with anyone, what he means is, I will deal with anyone who agrees with me.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 02, 2012 06:39 PM (OWjjx)

104 So does Obama suffer from loin-lock?

I am assuming that us nothing like missile lock.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 06:39 PM (fEEBt)

105
If I cannot destroy the country, I can at least destroy the democrat party!

Posted by: Baracky the malignant at November 02, 2012 06:39 PM (zLp5I)

106 Death count for Sandy reaches 110. Sad.

Posted by: toby928© at November 02, 2012 06:39 PM (QupBk)

107 80
I'm wondering when we pusblish our "Hey 45%" memos do we put them on white cards or do we write them on our hand?


Posted by: California Red at November 02, 2012 06:36 PM (Ho3p+)

I'm writing mine on my fully erect and throbbing cock!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2012 06:40 PM (BuSM8)

108 I am writing my 45% message on my middle finger.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 02, 2012 06:38 PM (OWjjx)

Mine's going on my proudly erect dick, which I will photograph with my balls firmly ensconced in a bowl of pudding. I'm going with chocolate, just so I'm not perceived as racist.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at November 02, 2012 06:40 PM (GRvW4)

109 Chris "Tingles" Matthews was campaigning hard for TFG at the end of his show. He needs to check his calendar, though--he said Booooosh was the one with 10% unemployment...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 02, 2012 06:40 PM (1zwZo)

110 A crowd of 2,800.........hell, there are some Wal Marts that get a bigger crowd on the kick off of Black Friday shopping.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 02, 2012 06:41 PM (OWjjx)

111 95 Senator Inhofe--Dept of Energy

No. Better. MUCH better.

EPA

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 06:41 PM (fEEBt)

112 Obama to the democratic congressmen who had his back for four years: Sorry if you have to take a bullet for me. But don't worry. It's. For. Me. !!!!!!!!

Posted by: USA at November 02, 2012 06:41 PM (RIg+t)

113 111 95 Senator Inhofe--Dept of Energy

No. Better. MUCH better.

EPA
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 06:41 PM (fEEBt)

___________

LOL!

Posted by: tasker at November 02, 2012 06:41 PM (r2PLg)

114 I'll bet this new strategy is news to Bill Clinton. He can just bury this douche this weekend if he feels like it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 06:42 PM (FcR7P)

115 Here's a strange one....I took the XBox Live Presidential poll. I was expecting some lopsided Obama number given the demographics of the Xbox community (for the record, I'm 40-something). Turns out Romney leads 48-46. Don't know if that means anything but what the hell, it's as valid as any other poll at this point.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 02, 2012 06:42 PM (YmPwQ)

116 2800. FOUR days before the election.

Watch how many will be at the Romney rally later.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 02, 2012 06:42 PM (imtbm)

117 Somebody better throw a condom on that loin.

As I told an overflowing crowd of six today, the Republicans are
not serious about reproductive issues. Then I heard the toilet flush
and I repeated the same anecdote to an overflowing crowd of five.

Posted by: Sundra Flake at November 02, 2012 06:42 PM (feFL6)

118 106
Death count for Sandy reaches 110. Sad.


Posted by: toby928© at November 02, 2012 06:39 PM (QupBk)

You are not counting all the Yuppie woman that will kill themselves tonight because they have trained for a year to run the NYC and now have NOTHING.Sad. Expect the upper West Side to be on total suicide watch.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 02, 2012 06:42 PM (wR+pz)

119 Obama to the democratic congressmen who had his back
for four years: Sorry if you have to take a bullet for me. But don't
worry. It's. For. Me. !!!!!!!!

Posted by: USA at November 02, 2012 06:41 PM (RIg+t)

Well he's consistent...he's leaving his political foot soldiers in the lurch in the swing states just like he left the Seals and Diplomats in Benghazi.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2012 06:42 PM (z1N6a)

120 114

But Obama has just come out in favor of loins!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:43 PM (aSf5o)

121
Remember Congress! Now you've got MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I can take you from a majority to a laughing stock.

Posted by: Baracky the malignant at November 02, 2012 06:43 PM (zLp5I)

122 Greendale Patch (suburban Milwaukee) estimates 7,000 at Romney Wisconsin rally today, with thousands more turned away because of full capacity.



http://bit.ly/Yy6694

Posted by: mama winger voted double for Paul Ryan at November 02, 2012 06:43 PM (P6QsQ)

123 Gird your teeth and grit your loins.

Posted by: Ronster at November 02, 2012 06:44 PM (BvzwK)

124 There are Single A level baseball teams that draw 2,800........on the last day of the season.......and the home team is in last place.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 02, 2012 06:44 PM (OWjjx)

125 Those Romney crowds? Astroturfing I say. Just like that Tea Part...y...

*starts sobbing quietly*

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 02, 2012 06:45 PM (60GaT)

126 122
Greendale Patch (suburban Milwaukee) estimates 7,000 at Romney Wisconsin
rally today, with thousands more turned away because of full capacity.



http://bit.ly/Yy6694


Posted by: mama winger voted double for Paul Ryan at November 02, 2012 06:43 PM (P6QsQ)

Yeah, seriously. We need to get a stadium and pack it with people. Out Obama, Obama. Stop turning people away!

Posted by: NWConservative at November 02, 2012 06:45 PM (M1gmo)

127 I gave up my cushy Congressional career for this guy?

Posted by: Blue Dog Democrat at November 02, 2012 06:45 PM (zLp5I)

128 2,800.......Obama is less popular than a Starland Vocal Band reunion tour at the Maryland State Fair.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 02, 2012 06:45 PM (OWjjx)

129 122

Yes. But Obama's electorate is more elite. (Sure, why not.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:46 PM (aSf5o)

130 What do you mean, "request denied"?! They're organized, they've announced their intentions, and they've circled a day on the calendar. Who's side are you on? ...No, we're not calling from Benghazi, why do you ask?

Posted by: Democratic Congressmen at November 02, 2012 06:46 PM (FcR7P)

131
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2012 06:37 PM (y0ZQq)

Glad you're okay, Ngu.
Good to hear from you!

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 06:46 PM (ICEh3)

132 I showed my bipartisan spirit when I kissed Chris Christie on the beach in New Jersey. "How could you kiss that fat pig?" Michelle said. "Besides, it's 'bipartisan,' not 'bisexual'." I told her I kissed him because he's a nice guy and a Republican who speaks well of me and understands how great I am. Besides, I'm going to rebuild his amusement park. Reggie didn't like it, but he's not really part of my life anymore, you know? I mean, he got his reward.

Posted by: The Loinspeaker at November 02, 2012 06:46 PM (2ArJQ)

133 @109

God, that isn't even the first time the old drunk has said it either.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 02, 2012 06:46 PM (avGs3)

134 It's always more fun when we're winning.

And it's really fun when we're way out in front in the fourth quarter.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 02, 2012 06:46 PM (HcEdR)

135 Obama is less popular than a Starland Vocal Band reunion tour at the Maryland State Fair.

My career in flight!
Afternoon delight!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 02, 2012 06:47 PM (fEEBt)

136 The JEFs favorite beer ... loin-brau

Posted by: ET at November 02, 2012 06:47 PM (s72/N)

137 Mein Gott. What a day. What the hell will tomorrow's threads look like? The Sunday shows?

Not that he will notice it, but if Barry eats a pink slip, there might be a lot of libtards who will think of him like Lenin thought of Trotsky.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 02, 2012 06:47 PM (f6hd5)

138 Where is Hilliard you might ask? Well, glad you asked. It's not out in the sticks by itself, oh no. Much worse: It's a suburb of Columbus. Population 797,343.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 02, 2012 06:48 PM (imtbm)

139 Nevergiveup!

whew i was worried .
glad to see you are ok, hope family is well.

Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 06:48 PM (hX8cq)

140 Glad you're okay, Ngu.
Good to hear from you!
Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 06:46 PM (ICEh3)


No power at my house or my office. Sucks. I hope at least my office comes back on this weekend while i am away and I can work Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2012 06:48 PM (y0ZQq)

141 From my friend Jack Wheeler:

Are you as sick as I am of hearing the CorruptMedia scream that Romney has to carry Ohio or else he'll lose? They always parrot the same reason - that no Republican has ever won the presidency if he didn't carry Ohio. Why don't they ask the obvious obverse - is there a state that no Democrat has ever won the presidency without carrying?

Let's find out. Examine this compendium of presidential election maps from 1789 to 2008. The Democrat Party was founded by Andrew Jackson and Martin van Buren in 1828. It turns out that no Democrat has ever won the presidency without carrying at least two Southern states. See for yourself. http://scoamf.us/3j

There is not one lonely mention of this in all the thousands of CorruptMedia stories about the 2012 election. It's all "Romney has to carry Ohio!! Romney has to carry Ohio!!" 24/7. The fact is that Zero will not carry one single southern state, much less two. Not one, from Virginia to Texas, from Missouri to Florida.

Posted by: Up with people at November 02, 2012 06:48 PM (kzFo5)

142 Where is Hilliard you might ask? Well, glad you
asked. It's not out in the sticks by itself, oh no. Much worse: It's a
suburb of Columbus. Population 797,343.



Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 02, 2012 06:48 PM (imtbm)
Right near Ohio State University, too.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2012 06:49 PM (z1N6a)

143 whew i was worried .
glad to see you are ok, hope family is well.
Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 06:48 PM (hX8cq)


Thanks. Yeah they are getting by.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2012 06:49 PM (y0ZQq)

144 Columbus isn't much of a college town anymore.

Posted by: toby928© at November 02, 2012 06:49 PM (QupBk)

145 When politicians say they hate "gridlock", they usually mean they hate checks and balances.

Posted by: sandy burger at November 02, 2012 06:49 PM (oHWN4)

146 & Again shorter Version "PLEASE VOTE FOR ME CHEWBACCA IS GOING TO KILL ME IF I LOSE"

Posted by: Evilpens at November 02, 2012 06:50 PM (ck76k)

147 I refuse to think about any man's loins.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 02, 2012 06:50 PM (Lom3Z)

148 2,800...........so, Obama basically spoke to every male that has had sex with Sandra Fluke........recently

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 02, 2012 06:50 PM (OWjjx)

149
I can change, I can be Bi-partisan! And Bi-sexual too!
.

Posted by: I am Barack Obama, please believe MEEEEEEEEEEE at November 02, 2012 06:50 PM (zLp5I)

150 145

Yep.


(Also: Checks and balances? Never heard of them.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:50 PM (aSf5o)

151 Did my civic duty today and voted for Romney. I found myself becoming enraged with Obama supporters while I waited. I pay more income tax in a month than the average O-bot does in a year (maybe even 5 O-bots, how do welfare taxes work again?) and they have the balls to demand that I pay MORE? F*ck you, pal. F*ck you and your Obama phone you keep texting your drug dealer on.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 02, 2012 06:51 PM (1zwZo)

152 What's he going to do next, make an ad where he is holding a gun to a spaniel's head and say "Vote for me or I kill this dog?"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 02, 2012 06:51 PM (f6hd5)

153 147 I refuse to think about any man's loins.

Hey!! Me too.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton. at November 02, 2012 06:51 PM (fEEBt)

154 Do you think someone will cry on the news shows if Romney blows it out of the park?

I've seen some of them that LOOKED like they wanted to cry, but I want to see full out weeping and moaning.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2012 06:51 PM (BuSM8)

155 PUPPET SHOW



and Barack. Obama

Posted by: Cicero at November 02, 2012 06:51 PM (Puqto)

156 148
2,800...........so, Obama basically spoke to every male that has had sex with Sandra Fluke........recently this semester.



FIFY.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 02, 2012 06:51 PM (wR+pz)

157 The "ewwww!" factor in this President is . . . just, ewww!

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at November 02, 2012 06:52 PM (DC9d6)

158 I am actually having fun this election. Our opponents keep shooting themselves in the feet. It's a slow-motion implosion.

Posted by: backhoe at November 02, 2012 06:52 PM (ULH4o)

159 Hey, you Democrat pols. What will it take for you cretins to see Barry will literally sacrifice you to stay in office. This includes things like dead ambassadors.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 02, 2012 06:52 PM (f6hd5)

160 2,800 to see Barry. 28,000 to see Mitt.

We win.

Posted by: TD, one of the proud 53% at November 02, 2012 06:52 PM (DQMcq)

161 I've seen some of them that LOOKED like they wanted to cry, but I want to see full out weeping and moaning.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2012 06:51 PM (BuSM

Drinking game: Every time you hear the word "racist" on MSNBC on Tuesday night.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at November 02, 2012 06:52 PM (GRvW4)

162
No power at my house or my office. Sucks. I hope at least my office comes back on this weekend while i am away and I can work Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2012 06:48 PM (y0ZQq)

----------

Hope you didn't get any damage at your house.
The reports coming out look really bad in some areas.

Keep your sidearm handy, Ngu...things could start getting really ugly fora while.

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 06:53 PM (ICEh3)

163 158

And Axelrod just shot Obama in the loins. Just because he felt like it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 02, 2012 06:53 PM (aSf5o)

164 On Tuesday we are going to Chik Fil-A some loins.

Posted by: mama winger voted double for Paul Ryan at November 02, 2012 06:54 PM (P6QsQ)

165 Chris Matthews will be so drunk on Tuesday. I'm betting he hurls before the night is over. On Maddow.

Posted by: toby928© at November 02, 2012 06:54 PM (QupBk)

166 Drinking game: Every time you hear the word "racist" on MSNBC on Tuesday night.

Please, someone set the TiVo to record Matthews' epic melt-down. I want to run that on a loop for a month straight.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 02, 2012 06:54 PM (fEEBt)

167 I once voted against a man just to watch him cry.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 02, 2012 06:54 PM (f6hd5)

168 Orwell, you're nit doing it to see one man cry--you're doing it to see a sh*tload of men cry!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 02, 2012 06:56 PM (1zwZo)

169 Hope you didn't get any damage at your house.
The reports coming out look really bad in some areas.

Keep your sidearm handy, Ngu...things could start getting really ugly fora while.
Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 06:53 PM (ICEh3)

No damage at my house but a tree fell on my neighbors house, but he's a liberal tree hugger so I guess there is some symmetry there? The lack of gas for the cars is getting a tad ugly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2012 06:56 PM (y0ZQq)

170 ...and the population of the Columbus metropolitan area?

1.8 million.

He would have a bigger crowd if he goes to the Ohio State game tomorrow and shouts at all the tailgaters.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 06:56 PM (FcR7P)

171
Barack,

We the dead, salute you!

Posted by: Sean, Glen, Ty and Chris with Brian at November 02, 2012 06:57 PM (zLp5I)

172 Everyone loves me--I'm the Loin King!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 02, 2012 06:57 PM (nkiQM)

173
124 - Actually, you overestimate Barry's appeal. The average attendance at a Single A game this year was 2,944.

Barry did outperform the Batavia Muckdogs (short season A ball) by over 200%. That'll be my lead tomorrow in the Times.

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 02, 2012 06:57 PM (JbbCZ)

174 You wanna know the latest leftie outrage?

Romney hasn't spoken to the press in 22 days.

The supporters of the guy that gave, what, five presses with questions in four years are now concerned with that?

That's called "being a loser that supports a loser" ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 02, 2012 06:57 PM (imtbm)

175 The best argument I've heard for why the 2012 electorate is not going to look like the 2008 electorate is NOBODY is saying the Democrats are going to take back the House. No one is even saying it's going to be close.

If it was truly looking like a D+6 election, House races across the country would be picking up on that.

Nope, it's going to look like 2010, probably even better since we have a competent RNC chairman instead of Michael Steele.

Posted by: McAdams at November 02, 2012 06:57 PM (plgt6)

176 voted today in San Antonio. Pretty good sized line for 3:00 and everyone talking about flushing our idiotic mayor's dumbass "for the children" incentive. Didn't see a single UN observer dammit, guess they took us seriously we we said "git", incidentally,daugher voted for the first time-straight ticket republican and son will be doing the same in Ft Hood on Tues, but then they are both military and not lazy ass little bitches

Posted by: concealed carrie at November 02, 2012 06:57 PM (dE+KV)

177 >>> 155
PUPPET SHOW
and Barack Obama


Internetz winnah.

Posted by: Punahou Death Stare at November 02, 2012 06:57 PM (sTS/8)

178

47Holy f---ing
desperation, man.



It actually might help him because it makes him look bipartisan (as did
Christie's love-in), but sh-t, the downticket Democrats can't be too impressed.



Coattails Obama does not have.

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee

What do they expect. Not one of the down ballot dems would show their face in public next to Obama. Except Menendez who apparently is a cheap date.

Posted by: TFG at November 02, 2012 07:01 PM (Rrc6j)

179 off TF sock

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 02, 2012 07:02 PM (Rrc6j)

180
Anyone know how many turned out for Romney in Etna Ohio today. It's was right on I -70, outskirts of Columbus, east side. Hilliard's more west side, near campus and Obama could only get 2800? lol
Seriously,if someone knows, let meknow. It was only 1/2 hour away for me and hell I got down sick,so couldn't go. But haven't been able to find out what it was like.

Posted by: armymom at November 02, 2012 07:04 PM (ahrb1)

181

45“If you want
to break the gridlock in Congress, you’ll vote for leaders who feel the same
way



That's good advice, Barry; I plan to do just that. As you've said, you can't
change Washington from the inside. Lord knows you've tried...

Posted by: t-bird

Strangely, you can change Reggie and Kal
from the inside.

Posted by: Shitbird the Loinhearted at November 02, 2012 07:04 PM (Rrc6j)

182 Well, you've got your roasted loin, Cajun spiced loin, stuffed loin, barbecued loin, boneless loin, bone-in loin, grilled loin, glazed loin, herb-rubbed loin, braised loin.

Posted by: Bubba Axelrod at November 02, 2012 07:05 PM (96M6e)

183 152
What's he going to do next, make an ad where he is holding a gun to a spaniel's head and say "Vote for me or I kill this dog?"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 02, 2012 06:51 PM (f6hd5)


Close. It's: "Vote for me or I kill and eat this dog."

Or maybe: "Vote for me or I'll send this dog to a muslim country and abandon it when the dog-hating locals get rambunctious."

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 07:13 PM (kaalw)

184 "Well, you've got your roasted loin, Cajun spiced loin, stuffed loin,
barbecued loin, boneless loin, bone-in loin, grilled loin, glazed loin,
herb-rubbed loin, braised loin".


thank's man............. but I'll just have the chicken salad sammich...................................on toast

Posted by: sock of ages at November 02, 2012 07:21 PM (dvLAs)

185 TFG's two accomplishments:

Killing bin Laden with his bare hands;
KILLING THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.

Posted by: PJ at November 02, 2012 07:46 PM (DQHjw)

186 Look I'm skeptical of a GOP Senate, but there's absolutely no way the Democrats had a single shot at ever winning the House. Ever. That's just a ridiculous pipe dream. They'll lose seats in the house.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 02, 2012 08:04 PM (r4wIV)

187 Loins? Obama is the Octopresident!

Posted by: Freddie Sykes at November 02, 2012 08:18 PM (BUOCV)

188 You expected anything else from President Narcissus?

Not me. Dr. Sanity pegged him long ago, back in 2008.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Channeling Gen. Honore at November 02, 2012 08:26 PM (gmoEG)

189 It is every man for himself.

You heard that Dems - he just abandoned you. Make of that what you will. Consider your House and Senate leadership in view of that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Channeling Gen. Honore at November 02, 2012 08:38 PM (gmoEG)

190 Anecdote: My liberal friends have not talked about politicsin a week or two...They WERE very optimistic, now silent... Halloween, weather and eyewear talk though.

Posted by: Baldy at November 02, 2012 08:53 PM (Ak69M)

191 Do you know why moochelle is always on top when she and barky have sex? Barky can only fuck up.

Sorry for the recycled Carter joke but I'm doing my part to save the planet.

Posted by: the blob at November 02, 2012 09:25 PM (DwD1q)

192 Ah, the sweet smell of statist flop sweat.

Somebody could make a fair amount of money making an ObamaBus to tour the Monster Truck Circuit next year.

Posted by: TmjUtah at November 02, 2012 10:07 PM (Ou+FT)

193 Break the gridlock in congress; I pray for gridlock in congress.

Posted by: Steve D at November 02, 2012 11:01 PM (AjGlP)

194 Sir Barky really believes he is a leader. Let him know on Nov. 7th.

I don't think I have ever seen such a delusional person, as he has not met with Congress probably since the State of the Union address, even the Dems state he is distant and cold. He truly lives in an alternate universe in the wilderness of his mind.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at November 02, 2012 11:40 PM (baL2B)

195 My liberal friends have not talked about politicsin a week or two...They WERE very optimistic, now silent... Halloween, weather and eyewear talk though.

I've noticed the same thing. Suddenly they're dead silent about it, other than disgruntled grunts and moans. They just have dropped it.

They kow what's coming. That's why I don't even mind the trolls. Let them go wild, its their last moments before crushing misery and defeat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:07 AM (r4wIV)

196 Oh, bipartisan NOW is he?

Posted by: RebeccaH at November 03, 2012 08:37 AM (JAQT9)

197 " “I’ve said I will work with anybody of any party to move this country
forward,” President Obama told a crowd of 2,800 this morning in
Hilliard, Ohio."

Well here's a shovel ready statement if ever there was one.

Posted by: dissent555 at November 03, 2012 09:54 AM (yR6A1)

198 I missed this yesterday, glad to see that TFG is killing the democrat party along with his own chances for reelection! It makes my leg tingle.

Posted by: CarolT at November 03, 2012 09:50 PM (z4WKX)

199 The Democratic deffinition of "bipartisanship": Unconditional surrender.

Posted by: burt at November 05, 2012 02:56 PM (8kEad)






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