Overnight Open Thread (2 Nov 2012)

Oh this is nice. Why Was There No October Surprise? Because Every Freakin' Day For The Last Four Years Has Been An October Surprise!

But in Barack Obama’s case, the situation is reversed: Everything he’s ever done is scandalous. The reason there was no October Surprise for Obama is that we’re all scandaled out. Anyone’s who been paying attention since 2008 has literally been in paralytic shock every single day. We spent October 2012 exactly as we’ve spent every month of the last four years: Our jaws on the floor, aghast, stupefied, unable to breathe. Almost every single thing Obama has done since he’s been in the national spotlight could have been and should have been a career-ending October Surprise. But the mainstream media, as we all know, has devoted itself to protecting him.

Not a day has gone by since Obama took office when I didn’t learn of some fresh outrage and say Oh. My. God. But we’ve been traumatized so often that over time the scandals have all blurred together and fused into a single red-hot thought: Please let this nightmare end.


Do go to the link. There is a mighty long list to peruse through.

Hurricane Sandy & Climate Change

Mayor "Nanny" Bloomberg should just close his yap and focus on taking care of people that have been devastated by Hurricane Sandy and stop wasting time discussing "climate change". Hurricanes And Human Choice: Connecting Energy Policy And Disasters Makes Little Scientific Sense. Well duh!

But to call Sandy a harbinger of a "new normal," in which unprecedented weather events cause unprecedented destruction, would be wrong. This historic storm should remind us that planet Earth is a dangerous place, where extreme events are commonplace and disasters are to be expected. In the proper context, Sandy is less an example of how bad things can get than a reminder that they could be much worse.

To put things into even starker perspective, consider that from August 1954 through August 1955, the East Coast saw three different storms make landfall—Carol, Hazel and Diane—that in 2012 each would have caused about twice as much damage as Sandy.

While it's hardly mentioned in the media, the U.S. is currently in an extended and intense hurricane "drought." The last Category 3 or stronger storm to make landfall was Wilma in 2005. The more than seven years since then is the longest such span in over a century.

Star Wars

Star Wars Universe Dream Park now closer to reality? Hmmmm. It would seem that Disney and Lucas had an agreement where Lucas couldn't build one if Disney had a theme park in that country. That no longer matters. I sense that Ace will be moving to the Ewok village in the not too distant future.

Of course, now that it is known there are more movies coming down the pike, immediate speculation has begun on the next trilogy. Is this mysterious Disney sci-fi movie 1952 really the next Star Wars movie? Oh crap, Lindelhof is involved.

My theory is that 1952 is a codename for Star Wars episode 7, 8, and 9. Just as Blue Harvest was used as a working title to throw the media off when Return of the Jedi was in production.

Battleship

Hey SCOAMF, Battleship Does Matter.

the matter is that the old "Battleship" board game -- not the more recent movie flop that was somehow based on it -- offers exactly the right metaphor to describe strategic affairs in the information age. "Battleship" does so by capturing the distilled essence of naval operations today: the hider/finder dynamic.

In its own abstract way, "Battleship" forces players to concentrate deeply on the business of "finding." Given his great confidence in aircraft carriers and submarines, President Obama should take careful note that the board game includes them, too, with the carrier being the game's largest and most vulnerable ship -- just as it is in the real world today, as the array of smart, high-speed weapons that have emerged in recent years pose mortal threats to these behemoths. The most valuable vessel in "Battleship" -- that is, the one that is hardest to find and hit -- is also the smallest combatant.

A-10 Warthog

Turn up the the volume. A little AC/DC and some A-10 action. Hmmm, hmmmm.

Schlong News

It is stories like this that remind you that you shouldn't mess with what you're given. In Turkey, a Woman Requests Legal Injunction For A Penis.

A transsexual living in Mersin who underwent surgery to become a woman has requested a change in regulations so that she can return to being a man by having a penis reattached to her body.

D.K., a 34-year-old originally from the eastern province of Van who describes herself as a believing Muslim, asked the Directorate of Religious Affairs whether it was religiously permissible to receive a penis transplant from a cadaver, but religious officials said it was impermissible unless the penis originally belonged to the transplant recipient.

Or this one: Britain's Youngest Sex Change Patient Wants To Reverse It. Hope they kept the little guy on ice. Or hope that Apple is working on the iDick.

Caffeine

Don't let Mayor Nanny hear about this. Supposedly too much caffeine is being blamed in the death of a 14 year old girl So Just How Much Caffeine Would It Take To Kill You?

The answer is hard to pin down, in part because it happens so rarely, but it’s clearly a hell of a lot. In an email, Jack James, the editor-in-chief of the Journal of Caffeine Research, says that overdose for adults requires roughly 10 grams of caffeine. (People typically ingest just 1 to 2 mg/kg of caffeine per beverage.) A 2005 Forensic Science International article on two fatal caffeine overdoses in New Mexico pegs the figure closer to about 5 grams--an amount that would still require drinking more than 6 gallons of McDonald’s coffee. Whereas a normal cup of coffee might bring the concentration of caffeine in your plasma to 2.5 to 7 mg/L, the two people who died in New Mexico--a woman who might’ve used caffeine to cut intravenous drugs, and a man whose family said he ingested a bottle of sleeping pills--both had concentrations 100 times higher. (A web application called “Death By Caffeine” uses a benchmark around 6 grams per hundred pounds of body weight to estimate death, but it’s “for entertainment purposes only.”)

So if a true caffeine overdose is so rare, why has caffeine--perhaps the most widely used drug in North America--been blamed for contributing to a handful of deaths over the years? Perhaps because it almost always works in concert with other far more nefarious factors such as alcohol or heart conditions. Indeed, the suit filed in California points out that Fournier suffered from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. According to the autopsy report, the cause of death was a cardiac arrhythmia that the caffeine brought on. But the arrhythmia was also complicated by “mitral valve regurgitation in the setting of Ehrlers-Danlos syndrome,” which affects collagen synthesis and thus multiple body systems, including the cardiovascular system.

The Great American History Puzzle

Give it a try you smart alec morons. The Great American History Puzzle. Where's Watson when I need him?

Doggeh Video

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What tranny? I didn't see no tranny.


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Comments

1 OH HI!

Posted by: Lonely Virgin College Freshman at November 02, 2012 10:48 PM (ovpNn)

2 I AM NOT THE ONE!

Posted by: Lonely Virgin College Freshman at November 02, 2012 10:48 PM (ovpNn)

3 BARACK OBAMA! WELCOME TO YOUR RETIREMENT!

Posted by: Lonely Virgin College Freshman at November 02, 2012 10:48 PM (ovpNn)

4 OMG I RULE THIS THREAD!

Posted by: Lonely Virgin College Freshman at November 02, 2012 10:48 PM (ovpNn)

5 Yo soy primero?

Posted by: Journolist at November 02, 2012 10:48 PM (LyIKl)

6 Her we go.

Posted by: Project ORCA at November 02, 2012 10:49 PM (nw0Vt)

7 Damn sock

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 10:49 PM (ovpNn)

8 THE SOCKPUPPET STOLE MY FIRSTIE!!!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 10:50 PM (ovpNn)

9 Meh! ninth

Posted by: Boomer Redneque voted for Romney/Ryan on Nov 1 at November 02, 2012 10:50 PM (eQnzo)

10 Um guys....that Jessica Rabbit is a transvestite with breast implants!

Hold off on the wanking!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 10:51 PM (ovpNn)

11 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 02, 2012 10:51 PM (JMmQ9)

12 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 10:51 PM (kaalw)

13 What's everybody drinkin'?

Posted by: Project ORCA at November 02, 2012 10:52 PM (nw0Vt)

14 It's about damned time.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 10:52 PM (UMSGx)

15 It is jeremiah??? Ah shit.

Posted by: CDR M at November 02, 2012 10:53 PM (dKV5k)

16 I did my orca training but then nothing happened. Will there be a new email with details on getting the app or did I delete an important email by accident?

Posted by: Tony at November 02, 2012 10:53 PM (1vHjc)

17 A 2005 Forensic Science International article on two fatal caffeine overdoses in New Mexico pegs the figure closer to about 5 grams--an amount that would still require drinking more than 6 gallons of McDonald’s coffee.

Have you seen the size of some of the mugs they are selling now a days???

Posted by: Too Much Coffee Man at November 02, 2012 10:53 PM (sZTYJ)

18 13
What's everybody drinkin'?

Posted by: Project ORCA at November 02, 2012 10:52 PM (nw0Vt)

Well...CDR has been drinking something apparently from the tranny pic he posted.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 10:53 PM (ovpNn)

19 OMG, huge crowd of 30,000 greets teh ONT. Bless you, CDR M. You know you are my secret fave cob, right? It's true . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 10:53 PM (kpCLl)

20 What's everybody drinkin'?

Tonight, nuthin.

Tuesday night, the sweet, sweet tears of liberals.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 02, 2012 10:54 PM (xKC/c)

21 What's everybody drinkin'?

same ol' cheap swill . . . want one? I gots a bunch

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 10:54 PM (kpCLl)

22 Jessica Rabbit? She married a rabbit. There's something SERIOUSLY WRONG with that woman.

And hi, hello, how are you?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at November 02, 2012 10:54 PM (Md8Uo)

23 Uh-oh, Jeremiah found the supply of meth.

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 02, 2012 10:55 PM (4QAQg)

24 A female former A-10 pilot running for Congress was on Greta a few minutes ago. She sounded like a moron.

Posted by: Adam at November 02, 2012 10:55 PM (/YJYi)

25 13 What's everybody drinkin'?


heavily

Posted by: Roy at November 02, 2012 10:55 PM (tiOTz)

26 How about some Susquehanna love ? The most accurate PA pollster says Mitt has retained his 4-pt lead:

http://tinyurl.com/ceult7s

Posted by: TD, one of the proud 53% at November 02, 2012 10:55 PM (+uFux)

27 13
What's everybody drinkin'?

Posted by: Project ORCA at November 02, 2012 10:52 PM (nw0Vt)

Rock Star - MORE caffeine for all!

Posted by: George W Beagle at November 02, 2012 10:55 PM (JwW4z)

28 Helllllo nurse.


Okay, darlinghearts, bedtime for me. Remember to pace the drinking, we all want to be sober enough to enjoy when Chrissy's head goes all Scanners.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at November 02, 2012 10:55 PM (Gk3SS)

29 13What's everybody drinkin'?Posted by: Project ORCA at November 02, 2012 10:52 PM (nw0Vt)Miller Lite and I know there is a dude that was giving them away on the last thread, soooo............here I am.

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 10:56 PM (7DtgX)

30 What's everybody drinkin'?
Posted by: Project ORCA at November 02, 2012 10:52 PM


Val-U-Rite vodka with a splash of "top shelf" Arrow Peppermint Schnapps...BIRM

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 02, 2012 10:56 PM (JMmQ9)

31 so Romney is 4:1 odds to win PA, very tempting to put some money down on Mitt

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at November 02, 2012 10:56 PM (srIqv)

32
Didn't hit the link yet, but whoever wrote the two paragraphs about the daily horror of4 years of Obama hasachieved a Vulcan mind meld with my brain.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 02, 2012 10:57 PM (1Y+hH)

33 Well shit. Gonna have to fix that.

Posted by: CDR M at November 02, 2012 10:57 PM (dKV5k)

34 Finally a picture of AtC.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 10:57 PM (dX4hn)

35 What's with the Manbearpig at the end?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 10:57 PM (GEICT)

36 Hi all!
drinking Miller Lite tonite
mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 10:58 PM (d/5qf)

37 Oh, just kill me now, I forgot to get lottery tickets today . . . there goes my fuckin' retirement.

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 10:58 PM (kpCLl)

38 15
It is jeremiah??? Ah shit.

Posted by: CDR M at November 02, 2012 10:53 PM (dKV5k)

Oh yes. She got a penis and she tapes it back with duct tape.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 10:58 PM (ovpNn)

39 I will really hate it if i stroke out from stress a couple of hours prior to Romney winning.

Posted by: willow at November 02, 2012 10:58 PM (hX8cq)

40 AtC, you're going to bed already?
But I haven't finished admiring your.... previous picture

Posted by: Dick Morris at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (d/5qf)

41 28 Helllllo nurse.


Okay, darlinghearts, bedtime for me. Remember to pace the drinking, we all want to be sober enough to enjoy when Chrissy's head goes all Scanners.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at November 02, 2012 10:55 PM (Gk3SS)



Leaving???

*sad face*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (GEICT)

42 I can make it. I can make it. I can make it.

Posted by: joncelli at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (CWlPF)

43 of course the jawline and adams apple shoudl also give it away...not to mention the chest size and the lack of side breast

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (ovpNn)

44 @LSchweikart

BREAKING: Susquehanna Polling has Romney up FOUR in PA! Booo--Yamaha!

Posted by: Spike at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (I4NNt)

45 Greetings fellow Morons. After a day on Greyhound, I am back where I live. My cat is still alive, a point which she insists on reminding me is only just, and which gives her rights to control my every motion.

Here in TN, early voting I believe is over. But no matter, I have a (loaned) car, so I can press the R lever on Tuesday.

Sort of encouraged by news...but, being a natural depressive, I am reminded by 2008. In that year, we had

Rev. Wright
Bill Ayers
"Bitter clingers"
Pick of Biden as VP
Joe the Plumber

After each of these, the right-o-sphere was all "this is it, Obama is toast."

But, in a shocking twist ending...he wasn't toast at all.

Yes, since that time, we've had Obama's actual performance, which only the brain-dead, I mean, Democrats, could endorse. So there's that.

There's also talk about blacks deserting Obama, to which I say, No. Blacks will vote the way the Revs Jesse and Al have shaped them to vote. (Woe betide any who awake from Jesse and Al's spells, but that's a different rant.)

Being a natural depressive, I await the results of Tuesday with dread. Because that's how I roll. I am slightly encouraged by the fact that I will be able to vote here in TN on Tues. But I want more ammo.

Also, I am pretty drunk. So yeah there's that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (i0App)

46 Oh yes. She got a penis and she tapes it back with duct tape.

Probably a good thing, it would make a funny bump in the dress and totally spoil the illusion.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (xKC/c)

47 Miller Lite and I know there is a dude that was giving them away on the last thread, soooo............here I am.

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 10:56 PM (7DtgX)


That dude is me

how ya doin'?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:00 PM (d/5qf)

48 Why is Diane Feinstein running ads, when I have never ever seen one before in 30+ years in the land of the tiny-brained? Either she has so much money it's leaking out of her pores or the one-trick-pony is getting everybody nervous. I feel evil and good right now . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 11:00 PM (kpCLl)

49 Before they closed Myrtle Beach AF base, it was the main base for the A-10's. After the first gulf war they all came back painted in the light gray. They would fly up and down 100 miles of SC beaches and every fucking body on the beach would stand up and wave at them. It must have been a great hi for them to watch it. Usually they would tip their wings as they went by.

Dumbest thing ever to stop production. I think their are less than 50 in service. The democrats are slowly disarming us.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 02, 2012 11:00 PM (wR+pz)

50 Okay, darlinghearts, bedtime for me. Remember to pace the drinking,

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at November 02, 2012 10:55 PM

OK. Rapid pace it is.

Posted by: otho at November 02, 2012 11:00 PM (yBF/9)

51 Too much coffee

http://youtu.be/rdP4IMjyUCw

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 02, 2012 11:00 PM (WbGW2)

52 33
Well shit. Gonna have to fix that.


Posted by: CDR M at November 02, 2012 10:57 PM (dKV5k)

Nah leave it. Its hilarious.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 11:00 PM (ovpNn)

53 Fixed. Now I need a drink. Damn it.

Posted by: CDR M at November 02, 2012 11:00 PM (dKV5k)

54 Put the tranny back. Michelle may need some makeup tips!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 11:01 PM (ovpNn)

55 @fivethirtyeight 1 min
Obama has an 82.66543% chance of winning the Electoral College in tonight's forecast.

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at November 02, 2012 11:01 PM (srIqv)

56 >>She got a penis and she tapes it back with duct tape.

I couldn't afford all that tape.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:01 PM (UMSGx)

57 Cute Puppeh!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:01 PM (dX4hn)

58 Great timing on the tank hit at about 2:47.

How's visibility for the pilot when he's firing that gun? It looks like his canopy get enveloped in smoke.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 11:01 PM (FcR7P)

59 Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 10:53 PM (kpCLl)


Aw shucks, thanks Peaches. Glad to hear all is well with you.

Posted by: CDR M at November 02, 2012 11:02 PM (dKV5k)

60 Also, I am pretty drunk. So yeah there's that.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (i0App)
cripes, BC . . . glad to hear you are back in a safe and welcoming place . . . don't fuck with the cat, we don't own them, they own us, did yours not come with a manual?
{{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 11:03 PM (kpCLl)

61
Drinking bourbon, neat.
Gotta go to work tomorrow. Or, as I should say in this economy, I get lucky enough to go to work tomorrow.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 02, 2012 11:03 PM (wb/qi)

62 Nice going!

I jacked it twice before I read the comments.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 02, 2012 11:04 PM (JDIKC)

63 I have a file on my computer called "the daily outrage" in which I chronicled the first weeks of the Obama presidency. It became a monster. So large and unwieldy. I quit after just a few weeks.

Posted by: Bart at November 02, 2012 11:04 PM (he2LC)

64 Holy fucking shit that dog can speak Japanese! That's the whole load right there man, literally!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at November 02, 2012 11:04 PM (/YJYi)

65 To the A-10 video.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 02, 2012 11:04 PM (JDIKC)

66 Britain's youngest sex change wannabe, wants to change back.
Weird that the article refers to the male receiving hormone therapy, but hasn't has his penis removed as a woman.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 02, 2012 11:04 PM (lxc0s)

67 What tranny? I didn't see no tranny.

But you've left a gap in the blog. Is that picture of Diane Lane laying around somewhere?

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 11:04 PM (FcR7P)

68 My little baby (1 just came up and said all her fb friends are saying Obama is gonna win. She had tears in her eyes. I had to show her some work that has been done on this site and I think she will sleep fine. I hope I'm right. This is the same kid that chewed my ass for lying to her about Santa and the Tooth Fairy.

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:04 PM (7DtgX)

69 Christie has ordered Odd-Even gas rationing

To a disco soundtrack while dressed in a leisure suit?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 02, 2012 11:05 PM (wwsoB)

70
There is a female ex-A10 Warthog pilot...running for congress in Arizona.

She's an R, running for Gabby Giffords seat.
I saw her on Greta tonight.
Hope she wins!

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:05 PM (ICEh3)

71 Okay, I prefer the cute puppeh. Well chosen.

Posted by: joncelli at November 02, 2012 11:05 PM (CWlPF)

72 I disavow everything in this thread.

And to reiterate:

Peaches needs to give the mother to be a carton of cigarettes as a gift at that bridal shower tomorrow morning. Nothing celebrates the arrival of a new life as well as Marlboro.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 02, 2012 11:06 PM (BuSM8)

73 EoJ, you can always look up Camille Crimson to feel better.

Posted by: CDR M at November 02, 2012 11:06 PM (dKV5k)

74 Luh loh.

Posted by: japanese scooby doo at November 02, 2012 11:06 PM (nkiQM)

75 Not only can't I paste and reply but now an 8 is a smiley face??? Chem Jeff I need a ML

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:06 PM (7DtgX)

76 Code Red and Canadian whiskey

Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:06 PM (23hV8)

77 >>>To the A-10 video.

Yeah, sure.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 02, 2012 11:06 PM (Iyg03)

78 A-10 is the baddest plane ever.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:07 PM (dX4hn)

79 Do go to the link. There is a mighty long list to peruse through.

It's a good list but not even close to complete. Barky has committed so many more offenses, crimes, and treasonous actions that it would take pages and pages to list them all. It would have been nice if we had a GOP Congress that could have put a stop to any of this ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2012 11:07 PM (X3lox)

80 @70

She was on Hannity tonight.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 02, 2012 11:08 PM (wR+pz)

81 Peaches! How do you think DF is doing? Refusing to deign to debate has to be fucking her? I hope. But it's CA.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 02, 2012 11:08 PM (cQmXn)

82 man, watching that A-10 video just makes me so proud of those guys.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:08 PM (d/5qf)

83 screwdriver(s)

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 02, 2012 11:08 PM (J6kXj)

84 According to Wikipedia (heh) caffeine has an LD50 of 192 mg/kg

So a dose of 6.9671788 grams has a a good chance of killing an 80lb person.

So maybe 34 cups of coffee or just over 2 gallons all at once.

Posted by: David C. at November 02, 2012 11:08 PM (ZtMso)

85 what? I have a cold!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 02, 2012 11:08 PM (J6kXj)

86 Glen Livet and water. Ran into an old friend at dinner who said Obummer would win. It was all I could do not to hit him in the face.

Posted by: Fort Worth Lawyer at November 02, 2012 11:09 PM (nf45G)

87 Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:06 PM (7DtgX)

*hands Molly K a cold Miller Lite*

say, where you at anyway?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:09 PM (d/5qf)

88 Drinking Valu Rite here... but steaks and the good stuff on Tue

Posted by: zeera at November 02, 2012 11:09 PM (6JlRh)

89 "I hope I'm right. This is the same kid that chewed my ass for lying to her about Santa and the Tooth Fairy."

You are right, don't worry. Romney has 275 locked down now. Just looking to add to the total now so he can claim a mandate.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:09 PM (dX4hn)

90 78
A-10 is the baddest plane ever.


Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:07 PM (dX4hn)

What am I chopped liver?

Posted by: Buff the B-52 at November 02, 2012 11:10 PM (wR+pz)

91 Ran into an old friend at dinner who said Obummer would win. It was all I could do not to hit him in the face.

We can do it together on Tuesday.

Posted by: Reality at November 02, 2012 11:10 PM (FcR7P)

92 Tony it depends on which state your in

Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2012 11:10 PM (EBBBm)

93 17
A 2005 Forensic Science International article on two fatal caffeine
overdoses in New Mexico pegs the figure closer to about 5 grams--an
amount that would still require drinking more than 6 gallons of
McDonald’s coffee.



Have you seen the size of some of the mugs they are selling now a days???

Posted by: Too Much Coffee Man at November 02, 2012 10:53 PM (sZTYJ)


It better not be more than 16 ounces!!!

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at November 02, 2012 11:10 PM (kaalw)

94 Good *ow* evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2012 11:10 PM (LUnTP)

95 A transsexual living in Mersin who underwent surgery to become a woman has requested a change in regulations so that she can return to being a man by having a penis reattached to her body.

The dick should be reattached to the sicko's forehead.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2012 11:10 PM (X3lox)

96 Peaches! How do you think DF is doing? Refusing to deign to debate has to be fucking her? I hope. But it's CA.

Just like the lord and master's bff Maxine, they will continue to elect her to several terms after she has gone carbon-neutral. It is what it is, ain't no upside to worryin' about it. The fact that people are filling out complete ballots and refraining from a vote for prez is good enuf for me.

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 11:10 PM (kpCLl)

97 A while back there was an article by some doctor at John Hopkins who talked about how he came to oppose gender reassignment surgery. I wish I could find it nowadays.

Gender Identity Disorder is a mental disorder and should be treated with medication and therapy, not by mutilation of a healthy human body in the name of diversity.

Posted by: Alex at November 02, 2012 11:11 PM (HwgHt)

98 What am I chopped liver?


Posted by: Buff the B-52 at November 02, 2012 11:10 PM (wR+pz)

Yup. Check out my guns.

Posted by: USS Missouri at November 02, 2012 11:11 PM (dKV5k)

99 #91 Reality Are you in Fort Worth?

Posted by: Fort Worth Lawyer at November 02, 2012 11:11 PM (nf45G)

100 Going to bed now but I can be contacted via the aoshq yahoo group if you want to meet up at the Romney Rally on Sunday. I may be registered there as african chick.

Posted by: Chique d'afrique at November 02, 2012 11:11 PM (6zgse)

101 there are a couple of guys at work who I think might get close to the LD50 occasionally based on their coffee intake

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:11 PM (d/5qf)

102 68

Molly k, you're lucky. I'm on total radio silence with my whole family, even my daughter, until this shit is over.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 02, 2012 11:11 PM (cQmXn)

103
78
A-10 is the baddest plane ever
Think so?

Posted by: Enola Gay at November 02, 2012 11:11 PM (wb/qi)

104 "What am I chopped liver?"

*cough*

Yeah, pretty much.

Posted by: B2 at November 02, 2012 11:12 PM (dX4hn)

105 According to a USAF website as of Sept of 2012 the A-10's
in service break down as Active force, 187; Reserve, 49; ANG, 107= 343 aircraft

I know in the upcoming budget cuts they want to cut 5 squadrons of A-10's

I miss the 926th TFG based at NAS New Orleans. They zoomed over my head quietly at work on a daily basis. They were moved/deactivated in 2005 round of BRAC.

Posted by: helofixer at November 02, 2012 11:12 PM (22qai)

106 hola Roberto
I did some squats today, just as you recommended

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:12 PM (d/5qf)

107 2 Gal of water could kill an 80lbs person

Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2012 11:12 PM (EBBBm)

108 Oh, and Maker's Mark, neat, with a bottle of Mexican Coke.

Posted by: Alex at November 02, 2012 11:12 PM (HwgHt)

109 You are right, don't worry. Romney has 275 locked down now. Just looking to add to the total now so he can claim a mandate.

Funny, Obama's always looking for a "mandate" too.

Posted by: Reggie "love machine" Love at November 02, 2012 11:12 PM (xKC/c)

110 Thanks for the beer chemjeff!!
Damn I wish there was a KC meet up scheduled Tuesday night.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 02, 2012 11:13 PM (+jNI+)

111
Oh, here's where everyone went. Posted on the previous dead thread:
Apropos of nothing, but I talked to my sister in Washington state a couple of weeks ago. She leans hard left, but told me that she's not voting for the SCOAMF. Get this, though. She knows she's throwing her vote away, but she's going to vote for whoever the fuck is running for the green party.

Her major disillusionment with Barky Ofuckhead is his use of drones to fight terrorists. The one thing he's done halfway competently. Wow.

I told her the important thing is she's not voting for TFG.

Posted by: Marmo at November 02, 2012 11:13 PM (pcgW1)

112 Reality Are you in Fort Worth?

I'm especially in Fort Worth!

Posted by: Reality at November 02, 2012 11:13 PM (FcR7P)

113 I was at "Tarzhay" gettin' a couple of odds and ends (ya know, crap) and picked up on an impulse a bag of Starbucks Thanksgiving Brew.

S'alright.

Given the price I think I overpaid.

Not gonna be running out of coffee anytime soon at least.

And now with that added jolt of caffeine I'm on friggin' pins and needles about Tuesday.

I should go run it off, right?

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2012 11:13 PM (LUnTP)

114 >>Maker's Mark, neat, with a bottle of Mexican Coke.

Not a thing wrong with that recipe.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:13 PM (UMSGx)

115 I know in the upcoming budget cuts they want to cut 5 squadrons of A-10's

how many are in a squadron?

and would that mean actually getting rid of the planes?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:13 PM (d/5qf)

116 2 Gal of water could kill an 80lbs person
Yeah, with a frozen bucket dropped on their head!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2012 11:13 PM (nkiQM)

117 I don't see any of you shooters flying over the target for 24 hours.

Pussies.

Posted by: Global Hawk at November 02, 2012 11:13 PM (dX4hn)

118
80@70

She was on Hannity tonight.

---------

She was on Hannity too? ...I saw her on Greta.

Seems like a cool lady.
It would be great to have her in Congress -- an ex-Warthog pilot.

I looked up her website:

http:/ /mcsallyforcongress.com/

Martha McSally.

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:14 PM (ICEh3)

119 *hands Molly K a cold Miller Lite*

say, where you at anyway?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:09 PM (d/5qf)Thank you for the libation...I am 2 states north of you I think. Although a bit to the west...I am in a state that will go red regardless if anyone goes out to vote!

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:14 PM (7DtgX)

120 Alright Horde, trying a new drink tonight. Equal parts tequila and Kahlua over ice. This.....could go poorly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:14 PM (GEICT)

121 I did some squats today, just as you recommended
Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:12 PM (d/5qf)

Awesome!

They're really the best, aren't they? I mean, sure, you feel all wobbly at the end but by golly you get RESULTS!

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2012 11:15 PM (LUnTP)

122 Not a thing wrong with that recipe.

Nope, not a damn thing.

Posted by: Alex at November 02, 2012 11:15 PM (HwgHt)

123 114 What's the coke for

Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2012 11:15 PM (EBBBm)

124 Someone is always quick to roll out the Reggie sock.

*tips hat*

Well played.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:15 PM (dX4hn)

125 Get a bucket bc

Posted by: phoenixgirl, ROMNEY/RYAN2012 at November 02, 2012 11:15 PM (rwjvo)

126 No cough syrup, BCochran1981?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2012 11:15 PM (nkiQM)

127 37 Oh, just kill me now, I forgot to get lottery tickets today . . . there goes my fuckin' retirement.
Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 10:58 PM (kpCLl)


***************

I bought 'em for you yesterday.

You didn't win.

You owe me $10

Posted by: Boomer Redneque voted for Romney/Ryan on Nov 1 at November 02, 2012 11:15 PM (eQnzo)

128 So my Tuesday night is going to be spent with a homemade pizza topped with sausage, pepperoni, and ham; a bottle of bourbon and a couple of real Cokes, at least two cigars, and homemade chocolate pudding and homemade caramel sauce with sliced apples.

I call it my "Fuck You, Michelle" meal.

Posted by: Alex at November 02, 2012 11:17 PM (HwgHt)

129 So, AtC and Chique d'Afrique are in bed, already?
brb...

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:17 PM (UMSGx)

130 "Why Was There No October Surprise? Because Every Freakin' Day For The Last Four Years Has Been An October Surprise!"

Wait, wasn't that incomprehensible binder crap the October surprise?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2012 11:17 PM (jLiVY)

131 Evening MM's, My wife and I just got in from the Romney/Ryan rally in West Chester Ohio. My estimate was more like 40-50k were there. In addition to Mitt, Ryan and their wifes there was a bevey of Republican all stars. Here's a partial list. Rubio, Scott Walker, John McCain, John Kasich, John Boehner, Rob Portman, Giulliani, The governors of Virginia and New Hampshire, Rick Santorum, Bush's Treasurey Sec. (Forgor her name) The Democrat from Alabama that introduced Obama in 08 and now regrets it, Josh Mandel, Bobby Jindal and a few more. Never been to anything like this in my life. My wife and I were behind Mitt in the Blue t-shirted section that was supposed to look like a flag. We're gonna win this thing.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:17 PM (JKNDp)

132
Major faux paw with the tranny pic, CDR. Dood, don't ask, don't tell.

One of these days I've got to work out how to do videos. For years, I've been wanting to do a Warthog vid set to Pantera's "Mouth For War", and that shark's mouth on the nose with the 30mm cannon sticking out of it sure does fit the bill.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2012 11:17 PM (Rhie+)

133
Maker's Mark, neat, with a bottle of Mexican Coke.
OK, running out right now to get me some of that,

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 02, 2012 11:17 PM (wb/qi)

134 Restore Our Future and American Crossroads is advertising in Washington State???

I am seeing advertisements in the Seattle market now running against Obama???

WTF is going on? We can't be seriously contested here by the Romney guys are we? Are we that close here????!

Posted by: NWConservative at November 02, 2012 11:18 PM (M1gmo)

135 so am I to understand that in,a game of spot the tranny you want to compete against cdr m?

Posted by: buzzion at November 02, 2012 11:18 PM (1q+yi)

136 What's the coke for

I like it to complement the bourbon.

Posted by: Alex at November 02, 2012 11:18 PM (HwgHt)

137 The 47% was the October surprise. But because they fucked up in Libya so bad, they had to play it early.

When they only had Big Bird after the first debate, I knew they had nothing else.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (dX4hn)

138 'Mayor "Nanny" Bloomberg should just close his yap and focus on taking care of people that have been devastated by Hurricane Sandy and stop wasting time discussing "climate change". '

Then he can get back to his real role of limiting how much soda pop people drink.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (jLiVY)

139 68
My little baby (1
just came up and said all her fb friends are saying Obama is gonna win.
She had tears in her eyes. I had to show her some work that has been
done on this site and I think she will sleep fine. I hope I'm right.
This is the same kid that chewed my ass for lying to her about Santa and
the Tooth Fairy.

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:04 PM (7DtgX)


She should be telling all her fb buddies that think it's in the bag that they should go out and party all day instead of voting.

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (kaalw)

140 so am I to understand that in,a game of spot the tranny you want to compete against cdr m?

Never go in against a Naval Officer in a game of "Spot the Tranny". Never.

Posted by: Alex at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (HwgHt)

141 "Oh, here's where everyone went. Posted on the previous dead thread:Apropos of nothing, but I talked to my sister in Washington state a couple of weeks ago. She leans hard left, but told me that she's not voting for the SCOAMF. Get this, though. She knows she's throwing her vote away, but she's going to vote for whoever the fuck is running for the green party. Her major disillusionment with Barky Ofuckhead is his use of drones to fight terrorists. The one thing he's done halfway competently. Wow. I told her the important thing is she's not voting for TFG.
Posted by: Marmo "


Holy sh*t. Sounds like my brother. Went green party because obama and co. aren't far enough left. He really thinks the MSM is right wing.
Our mother escaped Cuba as Castro came to power. Yet he has said if they started puting Republicans in camps he would personally turn us in.
I won't say what my response was to him.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (23hV8)

142 Schlong, it's been good to know ya...

Posted by: Give it back! at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (Q2wni)

143 usually 10-12 aircraft in a squadron.

They usually distribute the aircraft to other squadrons or take the aircraft to the Boneyard in Arizona. There they are scavenged for parts and waste away in the desert. Do an Image search for the Boneyard in Arizona..enough to make this wrench bender cry.

Posted by: helofixer at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (22qai)

144 oops (peels 'em and chucks it at the hamper).

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (kaalw)

145 Ok, here goes nothin.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:20 PM (GEICT)

146 Barry faces the press corpse shitfaced after losing on Tuesday. Total meltdown.

Posted by: November Suprise at November 02, 2012 11:20 PM (wIgpo)

147 "I am seeing advertisements in the Seattle market now running against Obama???"

Ok, that is beyond my wildest dream. Unreal. I have Oregon as my giant surprise for election night.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:21 PM (dX4hn)

148 Ohio Dan , you really should correct that to a bevy of republican all stars and john mccain

Posted by: buzzion at November 02, 2012 11:21 PM (1q+yi)

149 120 Alright Horde, trying a new drink tonight. Equal parts tequila and Kahlua over ice. This.....could go poorly.
:::::

What, are you out of Amaretto and grape soda?

That's gross, man.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 02, 2012 11:21 PM (JDIKC)

150 Re: climate change. Anonymous sources are saying that there are signs permafrost is returning in patches in Minnesota's northern Koochiching County. What they're not saying is whether the affected area is large enough to augment the snowmobile industry. (Probably negotiating options as we speak.)

Posted by: Thorvald at November 02, 2012 11:21 PM (1V6Pv)

151 Born a male called Brad, Ms Cooper began dressing as a girl aged 12, and at 15-years-old begged doctors to help her become a woman.

But she has failed to find happiness as a female, even admitting to dabbling in prostitution in an attempt to counteract the loneliness she felt.


I wonder if this thing was hooking in the Dominican Republic ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2012 11:22 PM (X3lox)

152
Ok, that is beyond my wildest dream. Unreal. I have Oregon as my giant surprise for election night.


Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:21 PM (dX4hn)

Yeah I know!!! My state, COMPETITIVE!!!!!
WTF IS GOING ON???

Posted by: NWConservative at November 02, 2012 11:22 PM (M1gmo)

153 I think the A-10 bears a striking similarity in lines with the Serenity. . .

Thoughts?

Posted by: David C. at November 02, 2012 11:22 PM (ZtMso)

154 #141 Hard Right

Isn't it amazing how people can see teh SCOAMF as too right-wing? My jaw literally drops.

Posted by: Marmo at November 02, 2012 11:23 PM (pcgW1)

155 Does anyone know whether Hannity is solely responsible for the cancellation of the NYM?

Posted by: Thorvald at November 02, 2012 11:23 PM (1V6Pv)

156 Is Messina a tranny or a hermaphrodite? Or what othergays call an Auntie? I can never decide. It's very puzzling.

Posted by: inquiring minds wish to know at November 02, 2012 11:23 PM (Q2wni)

157
Ohio Dan , you really should correct that to a bevy of republican all stars and john mccain
I forgot to mention I hade a couple Smithwick's after freezing my ass off for 5 1/2 hours. Does that rate me a pass for typo's and misspellings?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:23 PM (JKNDp)

158 Fucking. Bad. Plan.


Abort.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:24 PM (GEICT)

159 For you Conservatives in MN, COME TO AZ. Leave the far left vermin to their icy fate.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:24 PM (23hV8)

160
Had not hade, damnit!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:24 PM (JKNDp)

161 Thing is, there is no good reason to put up ads in Seattle, other than trying to win there. You don't get bleed into another state, and they don't get to vote in B.C.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (dX4hn)

162
Since I'm a bit slow on the uptake and can't qoute and reply to you thank you Dave and the other person earlier that reassured me on the result. I feel very optimistic as well.. This election has me behaving,. praying and hoping like I never have before. I have a young daughter who I have mentioned before that has her whole being placed on this election. I am scared to think what this will do to her should it not go the way need it to go

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (7DtgX)

163 http:/ /mcsallyforcongress.com/

Martha McSally.


Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:14 PM (ICEh3)


I even donated way back when....and have been getting emails ever since.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (kaalw)

164 We thought CDR gave us Jessica Rabbit

what we got instead was Cross Dressing Rabbit with Boobehs

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (ovpNn)

165
Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (23hV

I am so sorry your relatives are so moonbatty

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (d/5qf)

166 I was going to comment the Japanese dog reminded me alot of Obama because it could beg, walk backwards, crawl and bow but then the cute Japanese chick had it do "ashamed" and the likeness disappeared.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (nkiQM)

167 NWConservative! Really!?! I don't watch local news, or listen, if I can avoid it. That is very heartening,

Posted by: Kalneva at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (cQmXn)

168 Smithwick's?

what is that, hard cider?

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (J6kXj)

169 DAVE IN FL,

Whats your EV Total Prediction?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (ovpNn)

170 Bloomberg claimed that the marathon would have brought money in for the city. How much money? A few hundred million? I doubt even that. The midget stalin could give that to the city out of the piggy bank in his bedroom. The piece of shit is worth upwards of $20 billion. The guy makes more than a billion dollars every year, more like a couple of billion ... and he can't reach into his pocket and yank out a few months of his profits to help New York City out, but has to disrupt operations to run a marathon to claim that 'it will bring money in for New York'.

The Midget Stalin needs a nice long ride in a Brazen Fisker.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (X3lox)

171 Just got done reading some polls and Susquehanna published a new one today. There are the group that published the Romney +4 in Pennsylvania poll two weeks ago, that poll even had a +6 D skew. The poll from today has Romney still up by 4. The idea that a Romney could very possibly win Pennsylvania just blows my mind, this is a harbinger of a landslide.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (T57vh)

172 131
Evening MM's, My wife and I just got in from the Romney/Ryan rally in
West Chester Ohio. My estimate was more like 40-50k were there. In
addition to Mitt, Ryan and their wifes there was a bevey of Republican
all stars. Here's a partial list. Rubio, Scott Walker, John McCain, John
Kasich, John Boehner, Rob Portman, Giulliani, The governors of Virginia
and New Hampshire, Rick Santorum, Bush's Treasurey Sec. (Forgor her
name) The Democrat from Alabama that introduced Obama in 08 and now
regrets it, Josh Mandel, Bobby Jindal and a few more. Never been to
anything like this in my life. My wife and I were behind Mitt in the
Blue t-shirted section that was supposed to look like a flag. We're
gonna win this thing.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:17 PM (JKNDp)

Ooh, I am so jealous! What a great experience... Pics?

Posted by: George W Beagle at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (JwW4z)

173 #158 BCochran1981

In the spirit of scientific investigation, I may have to try to reproduce your results someday. That sounded kind of good. Maybe Kahlua and vodka?

Posted by: Marmo at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (pcgW1)

174 hi cthulhu, how are the tentacles tonite

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (d/5qf)

175 Is Messina a tranny or a hermaphrodite?


There is no way Jim Messina doesn't have a closet or crawl space filled withlittle shoes and OshKosh B'gosh.
Zero. Chance.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (UMSGx)

176 Schlong, it's been good to know ya...
Posted by: Give it back! at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (Q2wni)

heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (DU15A)

177 Isn't it amazing how people can see teh SCOAMF as too right-wing? My jaw literally drops.

The progs hate him almost as much as we do. Have since 1/20/09. This is dippably wonderful. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (kpCLl)

178 I had to laugh when Britain's 'youngest sex-change patient' told the Sunday Mirror: ‘The hormones have made me feel up and down. One minute I feel moody and the next minute I feel really happy.’

Hey, Twinkles, what do you think we go through every f'ing month?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (53riN)

179 >>>154 #141 Hard Right

Isn't it amazing how people can see teh SCOAMF as too right-wing? My jaw literally drops.



These people generally believe one of two things. Thing one is, they believe all authoritarianism is right-wing. Thing two is that they believe anything other than authoritarianism is right-wing.

Sometimes, they believe these two things simultaneously.

Posted by: Truman North, 327-211 at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (I2LwF)

180 @154Some of the pacifist left consider O a warmonger and civil liberties violator because of his drones and kill list. Read Greenwald and his commenters for a sampling of that particular mind-set. At least they have consistency in theirprinciples, unlike the obot kos kids.

Posted by: Mama Cassanova at November 02, 2012 11:27 PM (Q2wni)

181 "I am seeing advertisements in the Seattle market now running against Obama???"

Same here in Illinois. At least 20 anti-Obama ads tonight, in prime time.

Posted by: HenryVlosesAgincourt at November 02, 2012 11:27 PM (LXKJo)

182 Evening Morons!!!

For your listening pleasure- Aaron Neville "A Change is Gonna Come"

Seems apropos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eg2R70Hw20

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 02, 2012 11:27 PM (ND7TC)

183
Cinnamon Schnaaps on the Rocks

------I spent last election day watching back to back Kill Bill's...I did not watch the returns....I guess I needed me some Pai Mei.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 02, 2012 11:27 PM (y2Ojs)

184 173 #158 BCochran1981

In the spirit of scientific investigation, I may have to try to reproduce your results someday. That sounded kind of good. Maybe Kahlua and vodka?
Posted by: Marmo at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (pcgW1)



Don't. Just...don't.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:28 PM (GEICT)

185

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:14 PM (7DtgX)

Molly K, so you are in North Dakota then? come down here where it's warmer

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:28 PM (d/5qf)

186 on halloween I did pumpkin liqueur (2/3) and whipped cream vodka for a very girly pumpkintini (sprinkle cinnamon on top)

was pretty yum but OW! too much sugar with my alcohol and UGH

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 02, 2012 11:28 PM (J6kXj)

187 Cool, OhioDan !

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:28 PM (DU15A)

188
Tequila and Kahlua...mixed together?

Ew. Sounds like a total waste of two perfectly good alcoholic substances.

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:28 PM (ICEh3)

189 The gif is effing with reloads

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:28 PM (piMMO)

190 >>Molly K, so you are in North Dakota then?

If you need someone to kill your pheasant, just say the word.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:29 PM (UMSGx)

191 Hi Truman North, got a question for you
So I've been following Cook's Political website and they have RI-01 as "toss-up"
is that for reals? Could the Republicans actually win a seat in fuckin' Rhode Island?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:29 PM (d/5qf)

192 Any talk of election eve moron meet-ups anywhere?

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at November 02, 2012 11:29 PM (e4gFq)

193 From over at Drudge.

Down goes Medina!

Down goes Mecca!

http://tinyurl.com/bjhzorp

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:29 PM (piMMO)

194 >>>37 Oh, just kill me now, I forgot to get lottery tickets today . . . there goes my fuckin' retirement.
Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 10:58 PM (kpCLl)

Peaches!!

If it makes you feel any better, your chances of winning are virtually identical.

Posted by: Truman North, 327-211 at November 02, 2012 11:29 PM (I2LwF)

195 Re: Continual October Surprises/High Crimes & Misdemeanors, over at WND, Tom Tancredo says Benghazi is impeachable. Even treasonable. I'm convince (but I was already).
Btw, if you haven't read that editorial from Las Vegas, you should, and send it to every Dem.-Commie you can reach, along with a demoralizing note and a link to an assisted-suicide site. http://preview.tinyurl.com/auskrag

Posted by: Thorvald at November 02, 2012 11:29 PM (1V6Pv)

196 Our long National League nightmare is over.

Posted by: Craig Poe, Houston Astros fan at November 02, 2012 11:30 PM (BVkEs)

197 Same here in Illinois. At least 20 anti-Obama ads tonight, in prime time.

Trying to demoralize the Election Day, uh, "work force"? I like it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 11:30 PM (FcR7P)

198 Hi friends, I'm late to the party, we have a wedding in the family tomorrow so we've be doing some pre-wedding partying. I did manage to catch the Romney speech tonight, thought it was great. Also, I just saw this on my facebook, I'm sure you guys have already seen it, but just in case...
Rasmussen Reports does a better job at characterizing the race, so let's see how their latest polls stack up.
Swing states:
Michigan: Obama +7 Pennsylvania: Obama +5 Nevada: Obama +2 Wisconsin: Tie Ohio: Tie Iowa: Romney +1 Florida: Romney +2 New Hampshire: Romney +2 Virginia: Romney +2 Colorado: Romney +3 North Carolina: Romney +6 Romney 267, Obama 243 with Wisconsin and Ohio as a tie.
From Rasmussen Reports:
Voters in Ohio trust Romney more by six points - 50% to 44% - when it comes to handling the economy and by five - 50% to 45% - in the area of job creation. The challenger also has a three-point edge on energy policy, while the president has a two-point trust advantage in the areas of national security and housing policy
3 more days

Posted by: spypeach at November 02, 2012 11:30 PM (pwTow)

199 Smithwicks (pronounced smidiks) is an awesome red irish ale from the makers of Guinness. and it will rock your face.

Posted by: helofixer at November 02, 2012 11:30 PM (22qai)

200 What makes a man like Barack, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?

A man like Barack got a great empty hole right through the middle of him. He can never lie enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.

What does he need?

Revenge.

For what?

Bein' born.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2012 11:31 PM (ccXZP)

201 There is no way Jim Messina doesn't have a closet or crawl space filled withlittle shoes and OshKosh B'gosh. ::::::

:::golf clap::::

Well struck!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 02, 2012 11:32 PM (JDIKC)

202 "#141 Hard RightIsn't it amazing how people can see teh SCOAMF as too right-wing? My jaw literally drops.
Posted by: Marmo "

It takes a certain kind of crazy to say something like that.
Our Grandmother was an alcoholic and mentally ill. He takes after her in spades. Her car broke down once and she actually told the mechanic, "it can't be broken, I have places to go!!!". When the same thing happened to him, he said the same thing!! It was mind blowing.


Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:32 PM (23hV8)

203 Question for the Horde re. flag ettiquette: I bought what I thought was new-old stock, heavy cotton American flag. It turned out to be a Stars 'n Stripes themed banner. It's 20-inches by 8-feet long. Has white stars on a blue field at one end, and the rest is two wide red stripes and one white stripe between. The question for you is, what's the right thing to do with such a thing? Is it proper to display it? I've never seen anything like it, it's almost like a parody of the flag except it's so well made from good materials.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 02, 2012 11:32 PM (jmj+i)

204
131
Evening MM's, My wife and I just got in from the Romney/Ryan rally in
West Chester Ohio. My estimate was more like 40-50k were there. ...


Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:17 PM (JKNDp)

----------

Love it. Thanks, Ohio Dan.
Watched it on Cspan...and they didn't really show how big the crowd was.
Cspan nazis.

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:32 PM (ICEh3)

205 154
#141 Hard Right

Isn't it amazing how people can see teh SCOAMF as too right-wing? My jaw literally drops.

Posted by: Marmo at November 02, 2012 11:23 PM (pcgW1)


I suspect that they may be thinking that the National Socialists in Germany and the Fascists in Italy were right-wing....'cause that's the sort of claptrap public schools promulgate. And, certainly, with the Forward! slogan and gazing off into the distance iconography, there's a lot of resemblance there.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 11:32 PM (kaalw)

206 http://tinyurl.com/bjhzorp

wow, Niedermeyer, could it be the Saudis are going to help us right the ship? wow!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 11:33 PM (kpCLl)

207 Molly K, so you are in North Dakota then? come down here where it's warmer
Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:28 PM (d/5qf)Well let's see how this election plays out. Should it go against my favor keep your couch warm while I work on my fake passport out of this country. In return I will buy all the ML you can handle!

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:33 PM (7DtgX)

208 Revenge Voting vs Love of Country Voting

Gee, tough choice....

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 02, 2012 11:33 PM (BVkEs)

209 What makes a man like Barack, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?A man like Barack got a great empty hole right through the middle of him. He can never lie enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.What does he need?Revenge.For what?Bein' born.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2012 11:31 PM (ccXZP)

Tombstone

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:34 PM (DU15A)

210 @199 You may pronounce Smithwicks as "smidiks", but you may call me MFWIC ("M-F-What's-In-Charge").

Posted by: Thorvald at November 02, 2012 11:34 PM (1V6Pv)

211
Smithwick's, pronounced Smiddicks, is a smooth dark beer put out by Guinness. They taste nothing alike. I am not a Guinness fan.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:34 PM (JKNDp)

212 @200 "Some men just want to watch the world burn."

Posted by: Thorvald at November 02, 2012 11:34 PM (1V6Pv)

213 Lyndon routs Waubunsee 44-0 in the first round of the state playoffs.
Just saw a clip and a guy I played baseball/worked with a few years back were in it. Thankfully it was a long shot so you couldn't see my face. The black Gadsden ball cap always looks good though. Not even my face can ruin that baby.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 02, 2012 11:34 PM (K4AdI)

214 Cockburns (pronounced coburns) is a lovely port. But, it's more fun to call it cockburn.

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 11:35 PM (kpCLl)

215 >>I am not a Guinness fan.

Sally.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:35 PM (UMSGx)

216
90>> Molly K, so you are in North Dakota then?

If you need someone to kill your pheasant, just say the word.



Oh I could hook you up......

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:35 PM (7DtgX)

217 @161 Dave in Fla that's my thought too.

If they have mucho money to burn, one would think they would burn it in places that have a chance of flipping but aren't generally seen as likely based on past trends (i.e. Minnesota, Michigan, etc.). Or use it to sure up the vote in places like FL, VA, etc., just in case.

But WA? Hmm... Are there any close down-ticket races that could account for it, NWConservative?

Posted by: VAgirl at November 02, 2012 11:35 PM (U9x6W)

218 I won't say what my response was to him.
---------
I'm guessing it would be the same if he were my brother.

What up, morons?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 02, 2012 11:36 PM (5J54Q)

219 wow, Niedermeyer, could it be the Saudis are going to help us right the ship? wow!!!


***

Did you see the rationale for why Muslims are bombin the shit out of Egypt in revenge?

It doesn't fit the narrative.

I can't help but picture them sitting around, head tilted like a pup, wondering just WTF it all means.



Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:36 PM (piMMO)

220 161
Thing is, there is no good reason to put up ads in Seattle, other than
trying to win there. You don't get bleed into another state, and they
don't get to vote in B.C.


Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (dX4hn)

I know, there is ABSOLUTELY no reason to do that here. No bleed over into other markets. We have been close before and maybe the HIGHLY competitive governor's race here may be making the top of the ticket more competitive.

Posted by: NWConservative at November 02, 2012 11:36 PM (M1gmo)

221 Did you see the rationale for why Muslims are bombin the shit out of Egypt in revenge?

It doesn't fit the narrative.

I can't help but picture them sitting around, head tilted like a pup, wondering just WTF it all means.


***

are NOT bombing the shit out of Egypt

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:37 PM (piMMO)

222 >>Oh I could hook you up......

I usually hunt in and around Hettinger when I am over your way.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:37 PM (UMSGx)

223 dang/

Even BOR is over Geraldo!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:37 PM (piMMO)

224 "154 #141 Hard Right Isn't it amazing how people can see teh SCOAMF as too right-wing? My jaw literally drops. These people generally believe one of two things. Thing one is, they believe all authoritarianism is right-wing. Thing two is that they believe anything other than authoritarianism is right-wing. Sometimes, they believe these two things simultaneously.
Posted by: Truman North"

He LOVES Matthews and Maddow. He also enjoys Frankin, Moore, and Chomsky.
Despite being dangerously close to being a Communist, he thinks HE and his kind are patriots while us GOP'ers are traitors! And yes, he thinks nazis were of the right wing.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:37 PM (23hV8)

225 New post: Obama's 2nd Term: "Afflict the Comfortable"

Robert Reich, Pres. Clinton’s economic “Mini-me,” recently summarized a stark choice between a 2nd Obama term, and a Romney term:
https://twitter.com/RBReich/statuses/263079815962316800

So, what will it be America? Romney, or this:
http://tinyurl.com/aufatye

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 02, 2012 11:38 PM (sZTYJ)

226 In the comments of the article about the star wars theme park:
"you can have lunch at the Admirable Snackbar: it's a wrap."

Posted by: California red at November 02, 2012 11:38 PM (DXTKe)

227 Nice to see Jerry Rivera blaming Ambassador Stevens for being in Benghazi in the first place. What an asshole.

Posted by: Paula at November 02, 2012 11:38 PM (IJNpz)

228 188

Tequila and Kahlua...mixed together?

Ew. Sounds like a total waste of two perfectly good alcoholic substances.


Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:28 PM (ICEh3)

Reminds me of a really bad experience in college with gin and ginger ale - ran out of tonic, so whadya gonna do? Got sicker than a dog on that combination....

Posted by: George W Beagle at November 02, 2012 11:38 PM (JwW4z)

229
Also Kid Rock did a good job lighting up the crowd prior to the POLs showed up. He sang All Summer Long and a number of other good songs. We didn't take pics as we were behind the speakers and I figured the newsies would get better pics anyway.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:38 PM (JKNDp)

230 212 @200 "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
Posted by: Thorvald at November 02, 2012 11:34 PM (1V6Pv)



http://tinyurl.com/cttvznv

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:39 PM (GEICT)

231 "Maybe Kahlua and vodka?"

*sighs*

Kahlua and Amarula

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:39 PM (dX4hn)

232 174
hi cthulhu, how are the tentacles tonite


Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (d/5qf)


A bit agitated. The Waiting, y'know. How goes with you? Any more news on your Romulan friend?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 11:39 PM (kaalw)

233 90>> Molly K, so you are in North Dakota then?If you need someone to kill your pheasant, just say the word.Oh I could hook you up......
Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:35 PM (7DtgX)

Good pheasant hunting in ND ?

I was in SD last year ( mobridge )and the sharptails were like ants !! Lot's of ditch chickens too. Deer hunting was awesome. The only drawback the cold and the WIND !

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:40 PM (DU15A)

234 167
NWConservative! Really!?! I don't watch local news, or listen, if I can avoid it. That is very heartening,

Posted by: Kalneva at November 02, 2012 11:25 PM (cQmXn)

I KNOW!! I haven't watched regular television in over seven months, but I was at my mother in law's house and they were watching the local channels and they were playing one right after the other attacking the SCOAMF. IT WAS AWESOME!!!

Posted by: NWConservative at November 02, 2012 11:40 PM (M1gmo)

235
I'm making a revenge vote against Obama because I love my country.

UV vodka and Black and Blueberry Sobe water.

Posted by: Marmo at November 02, 2012 11:40 PM (pcgW1)

236 ColanFlow Powell on my TV, just helpin' a brother out...
Affirmative Action should be up for referendum this year.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:40 PM (UMSGx)

237 Drew in MO @171

I mentioned Susquehanna in the last thread and was wondering about it. Are they reliable for the state of PA? Anyone know?

If they are and this is correct, I absolutely cannot wait to see Matthews' reaction on Tuesday night.

Posted by: VAgirl at November 02, 2012 11:41 PM (U9x6W)

238 those transsexual stories are sad reminders that some people just can't be different enough from the rest of us...until the realise that taking steps to alienate themselves from social values carries the unfortunate side effect of alienation from society @.@

never understood transsexuals, anyway...if you're homosexual, you presumably are attracted to folks of your own gender; if heterosexual, of the opposite. who likes transsexuals? maybe some people have strange fetishes that they like to indulge every so often, but i don't think anyone would ever want a transsexual for a permanent relationship.

also, sad that something borderline tragic had to happen before britain came to the realisation that 17-year-olds aren't really emotionally capable of making life-changing decisions like sex-change surgery, but hopefully a case like this one on the record will be enough to reverse the existing policy. though, i hate to break it to that guy, but he's fat, ugly, and has terrible skin...i don't think he has any hope of being a "trendy" gay man, and maybe his problems are more a study in self-delusion than anything else...

sigh. it's folks like this, who use sexual orientation as a venue to distinguish themselves from the normal, that make the rest of us who just happened to fall in love with someone look so bad. :/

Posted by: jimi ray at November 02, 2012 11:41 PM (79EF9)

239 Even BOR is over Geraldo!


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:37 PM



Jerry was being an even bigger asshat than usual.

Posted by: huerfano at November 02, 2012 11:41 PM (bAGA/)

240 Saudis?Mooselims? Egypt?
Okay, I missed a story somewhere along the line.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 02, 2012 11:41 PM (PNi9V)

241 Would someone please explain to me how cutting off a guy's dick is supposed to make him a woman? In my experience, most of these idiots become a parody of a woman, or what they think is a woman, and they are just as clueless about that as your average dude who kept his dick on. There really is more to it than hormones and surgery. The pictures of the guy who wanted to be a woman but now wants to be a man again? Not looking like he understands being a woman at all. Just a dude in a poorly fitting dress.

Posted by: tcn at November 02, 2012 11:41 PM (VLG62)

242
@205 Those Obama posters certainly had a whiff of Big Brother/Dear Leader to them. I don't recall any other president having posters made of himself and their being hung on dorm walls and in shop windows. Iconography plays a big part in totalitarianism.

Are there any Romney posters of his face with some pablum slogan being hung on walls anywhere? Didn't think so.

That whole personality cult thing with O was creepy as hell. The chanting, the fainting--it was dare I say it, Hitlerian.

Posted by: Mama Cassanova at November 02, 2012 11:41 PM (Q2wni)

243 The Dakotas are a little piece of heaven for the plains hunter.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:42 PM (UMSGx)

244 Nice to see Jerry Rivera blaming Ambassador Stevens for being in Benghazi in the first place. What an asshole.


***

"I'm a war correspondent! I'm a war correspondent!"

Hey, Jerry. Give out any coordinates lately?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:42 PM (piMMO)

245 Jerry was being an even bigger asshat than usual.


That's even possible?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:42 PM (GEICT)

246 "#141 Hard RightIsn't it amazing how people can see teh SCOAMF as too right-wing? My jaw literally drops. Posted by: Marmo at November 02, 2012 11:23 PM (pcgW1) I suspect that they may be thinking that the National Socialists in Germany and the Fascists in Italy were right-wing....'cause that's the sort of claptrap public schools promulgate. And, certainly, with the Forward! slogan and gazing off into the distance iconography, there's a lot of resemblance there.
Posted by: cthulhu"

You nailed the answer, but not the reason. He thinks nazis were of the right.
That is because the left is driven by narcissism. If he were to admit the left were cousins of his ideology he would have to analyze what he beleives. The left feels they are superior to those that disagree with them in every way. They have a major, inhuman need to feel good about themselves. If they admitted they were similar to nazis, they would not be the good guys, they would not be our intellectual superiors, and they certainly would not be our moral superiors.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:42 PM (23hV8)

247 222>> Oh I could hook you up......

I usually hunt in and around Hettinger when I am over your way.Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:37 PM (UMSGx)Someone got the states wrong....I'm in the southern Dakotas but I also have family with lots of ranch land in the North Dakota's right about where you hunt.

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:42 PM (7DtgX)

248 Maybe the campaign now has so much money to burn they are going up in every market where they think they can help a down ticket race. WA GOV is on the list as a highly coveted win by the RNC.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:42 PM (dX4hn)

249 right, tcn

It's just about humans wanting to have control over Nature.

so many of our current ills are related to this particular folly . . .

I learned long ago there are MANY many things that are just out of my control; it seems now that people don't get that at all.

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 02, 2012 11:43 PM (J6kXj)

250 I went pheasant hunting outside of Wishek, ND once. It was a lot of fun and then we had pheasant and cream gravy. nom nom nom nom nom . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2012 11:43 PM (kpCLl)

251 I am thinking the media is warming up their, "America is an evil place full of racists!" memo for Nov 7th. I do love seeing people on the left say things like, "Your racist if you don't vote for Obama based on his skin color!" Is there a less self aware group of people anywhere on the planet?

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 02, 2012 11:43 PM (T57vh)

252 Damn near all the speakers were jumping the JEF's ass for Bengazi. McCain did it best. I am no McCain fan but stood in honor of his service in Vietnam. He had one good line. He said after losing to Obama he slept that night like a baby. Sleep two hours and wake up crying. Sleep two hours and wake up crying.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:43 PM (JKNDp)

253 I also have family with lots of ranch land in the North Dakota's right about where you hunt.

How you doin'?

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:43 PM (UMSGx)

254 Maybe Al Capone had another vault.

Posted by: huerfano at November 02, 2012 11:43 PM (bAGA/)

255 Giulliani tore him a new asshole on Bengazi.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2012 11:44 PM (JKNDp)

256 Ok, attempt #2 at fixing a drink is atleast drinkable. Although, apparently I just didn't give a fuck in college. Cause this doesn't match my memory for taste.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:44 PM (GEICT)

257 "I mentioned Susquehanna in the last thread and was wondering about it. Are they reliable for the state of PA? Anyone know?"

Yes, they are a for hire firm, but they have a good reputation. They do the Florida polling for one of the Tampa papers.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (dX4hn)

258 I am thinking the media is warming up their, "America is an evil place full of racists!" memo for Nov 7th.

you aint' just whistling Dixie! Check out Slate right about now (link in sig)

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (J6kXj)

259
A bit agitated. The Waiting, y'know. How goes with you? Any more news on your Romulan friend?


Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 11:39 PM (kaalw)

okay, here's the thing.
I had a "date" with my Romanian friend. it went well, we had a good time. only hugging, that is okay though.
but then I ran into this other professor, who quite frankly is hotter, and she mentioned "Yeah, we should do something at some point." and I was kinda turned on, frankly.
but I know she is just being a tease. I don't think she is sincerely interested, or even willing to give me nookie.
so which reminds me. what is the proper stage at which to begin hand-holding or something beyond hugging? I am not sure.
sorry if this is too MiM-related material. if so I will cease and desist.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (d/5qf)

260 45
Greetings fellow Morons. After a day on Greyhound, I am back where I
live. My cat is still alive, a point which she insists on reminding me
is only just, and which gives her rights to control my every motion.

Here in TN, early voting I believe is over. But no matter, I have a (loaned) car, so I can press the R lever on Tuesday.

Sort of encouraged by news...but, being a natural depressive, I am reminded by 2008. In that year, we had

Rev. Wright
Bill Ayers
"Bitter clingers"
Pick of Biden as VP
Joe the Plumber

After each of these, the right-o-sphere was all "this is it, Obama is toast."

But, in a shocking twist ending...he wasn't toast at all.

Yes,
since that time, we've had Obama's actual performance, which only the
brain-dead, I mean, Democrats, could endorse. So there's that.

There's
also talk about blacks deserting Obama, to which I say, No. Blacks will
vote the way the Revs Jesse and Al have shaped them to vote. (Woe
betide any who awake from Jesse and Al's spells, but that's a different
rant.)

Being a natural depressive, I await the results of Tuesday
with dread. Because that's how I roll. I am slightly encouraged by the
fact that I will be able to vote here in TN on Tues. But I want more
ammo.

Also, I am pretty drunk. So yeah there's that.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2012 10:59 PM (i0App)

Well, there is a big difference between 2008 and 2012 is that we don't have a financial meltdown happening 45 days before the election. Remember, McCain had led in every poll up until September 15th, 2008, the day Lehmen Brothers collapsed, and the markets tanked. At that point, people were terrified, and this young guy talking about hope came along, and people bought that bullshit. Now, he can't sell anything other than fear, and the only thing people fear is four more years of him.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (Zd/NW)

261 Geraldo is embarrassing, like the photos the left has of him.

Bank on it, Capone.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (BVkEs)

262 Oh, and that pug? The second coming of Mike Fetters. I'm waiting for the curve ball.

Posted by: tcn at November 02, 2012 11:46 PM (VLG62)

263 He said after losing to Obama he slept that night like a baby. Sleep two
hours and wake up crying. Sleep two hours and wake up crying.

///
No breastfeeding, eh?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 02, 2012 11:46 PM (KW1gu)

264 never understood transsexuals, anyway...if you're homosexual, you
presumably are attracted to folks of your own gender; if heterosexual,
of the opposite. who likes transsexuals? maybe some people have
strange fetishes that they like to indulge every so often, but i don't
think anyone would ever want a transsexual for a permanent relationship.


***

I watched ( no mocking) an HBO series episode about kinky pron and they featured a transsexual named Vanity. Not drag-queen material, but passes for a very pretty girl. Then you learn she has a dick.

She is just as confused as everyone else as to how an otherwise straight man can be perfectly fine with a dick as long as there are tits nearby.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:46 PM (piMMO)

265 Good pheasant hunting in ND ?

I was in SD last year ( mobridge )and the sharptails were like ants !! Lot's of ditch chickens too. Deer hunting was awesome. The only drawback the cold and the WIND !Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:40 PM (DU15A)Yes, Yes and well Yes. I have kicked my own ass over and over for living in this god forsaken country but then I think about it. It's a red state, people are friendly, jobs galore, no state income tax, no hurricanes, republican govenor, right to work state, cheap housing, god's country, great place to raise children, I could go on and on,....

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:47 PM (7DtgX)

266 Looks like you guys have gone right from denial to bargaining, skipping anger entirely.

Posted by: spawn of nooge at November 02, 2012 11:47 PM (piC0U)

267
What's with the Manbearpig at the end?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 10:57 PM (GEICT)


See!!1! I told you I was super-cereal! ManBearPig is real!!1!~`!!elventy!!1!

Posted by: AlGore at November 02, 2012 11:47 PM (sZTYJ)

268 60 Peaches -- no, my cat did not come with a manual.

"No...no, that's just what they'd expect!"

She's a great cat, honestly, OUCH, no a WONDROUS cat, OW damn it I'm spelling what YOU SAID, kitty...

She's going to be 12 soon.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2012 11:48 PM (i0App)

269 The Blacksmith: Smithwicks and Guiness, mixed 50/50 in a tall glass.

*thirsty. so thirsty*

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 02, 2012 11:48 PM (4QAQg)

270
257

I posted up above about the new Susquehanna poll out today that has Romney still up by 4 in Pennsylvania. Their previous poll that had him up by 4 was + 6 D, no idea of the partisan break down in the newest one.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 02, 2012 11:48 PM (T57vh)

271 She is just as confused as everyone else as to how an otherwise straight man can be perfectly fine with a dick as long as there are tits nearby.

Ace taught us this years ago.You're not officially gay until the 8th dick. At least I think he said 8.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:48 PM (UMSGx)

272 I noticed that lefties are starting up the articles about how the "GOP coalition" will break apart after the election.

Sure sign they are preparing for a loss.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:48 PM (dX4hn)

273 yeah I think all of the upper midwest has pretty good pheasant hunting, when I was in Nebraska I would hear that they have good pheasant seasons

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:48 PM (d/5qf)

274 Jerry was being an even bigger asshat than usual.





That's even possible?


****

Surprisingly, yes.

He had Eric Boling ready to punch him this morning and he's been on the defense tour ever since.

Really a fucking twat.

(Can I say that here?)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:49 PM (piMMO)

275 Ok, attempt #2 at fixing a drink is atleast drinkable. Although, apparently I just didn't give a fuck in college. Cause this doesn't match my memory for taste.

****

Welcome to Tuesday Night!

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2012 11:49 PM (prnik)

276 Ace taught us this years ago.You're not officially gay until the 8th dick. At least I think he said 8.


***

I've been here since about 2003 and I swear this is the first I've heard of it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (piMMO)

277 Peaches! How do you think DF is doing? Refusing to deign to debate has to be fucking her? I hope. But it's CA.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 02, 2012 11:08 PM (cQmXn)


The Democrats plan is for Feinstein to win reelection, and then resign so that Gov. Moonbeam can appoint Gavin Newsom (the Lt. Gov. and former San Fransisco mayor), to her place, to hold for decade upon decade.

Posted by: The Political Hat (Refugee fromthe Fools-Golden State) at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (sZTYJ)

278 okay, here's the thing.I had a "date" with my Romanian friend. it went well, we had a good time. only hugging, that is okay though.but then I ran into this other professor, who quite frankly is hotter, and she mentioned "Yeah, we should do something at some point." and I was kinda turned on, frankly.but I know she is just being a tease. I don't think she is sincerely interested, or even willing to give me nookie.so which reminds me. what is the proper stage at which to begin hand-holding or something beyond hugging? I am not sure.sorry if this is too MiM-related material. if so I will cease and desist.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM

Jeez, CJ. You're a chemist. You got skills. Surely you can cook up something effective and untraceable?

Posted by: otho at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (yBF/9)

279 253I also have family with lots of ranch land in the North Dakota's right about where you hunt.

How you doin'?Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:43 PM (UMSGx)Just dandy! All these years I have thought the way to a man's heart was good cooking and plastic surgery. Had I know family land was the way to do I could have saved a lot of time and money....

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (7DtgX)

280 NDH you must have blocked it out

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (J6kXj)

281 well, enough for me, heading to bed. Night everyone.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (dX4hn)

282 274 Jerry was being an even bigger asshat than usual.





That's even possible?


****

Surprisingly, yes.

He had Eric Boling ready to punch him this morning and he's been on the defense tour ever since.

Really a fucking twat.

(Can I say that here?)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:49 PM (piMMO)



Yes, yes you can. Wow. What did that idiot do?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (GEICT)

283 Really a fucking twat.

(Can I say that here?)


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:49 PM (piMMO)

----
Stop being nice......

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (BVkEs)

284 Anyone talking about the 45 year old pervert at Evergreen College marching around the girl's locker room with his junk hanging out? It appears the College and the coach apologized for kicking his sorry ass out. He's, you know, transgendered. Right. He's more like a pervert with a fetish for little girls. At the very least, he is an exhibitionist. Makes me want to vomit, how we coddle the perverts these days.

Posted by: tcn at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (VLG62)

285 This year is a banner year for ditch parrots across the Northern Plains. Grouse and Hun numbers seem to be really high, also.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (UMSGx)

286 okay, here's the thing.
I had a "date" with my Romanian friend. it went well, we had a good time. only hugging, that is okay though.
but
then I ran into this other professor, who quite frankly is hotter, and
she mentioned "Yeah, we should do something at some point." and I was
kinda turned on, frankly.
but I know she is just being a tease. I don't think she is sincerely interested, or even willing to give me nookie.
so which reminds me. what is the proper stage at which to begin hand-holding or something beyond hugging? I am not sure.
sorry if this is too MiM-related material. if so I will cease and desist.


Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (d/5qf)


That is a heckuva question. I had one gf in college who came back from the shower (down the hall) to her dorm room where I was waiting -- and threw her towel at me.
It was all she had been wearing previously.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 11:51 PM (kaalw)

287
242....That whole personality cult thing with O was creepy as hell. The chanting, the fainting--it was dare I say it, Hitlerian.

Posted by: Mama Cassanova at November 02, 2012 11:41 PM (Q2wni)

---------------

Oh hell yes it's Hitlerian.
Complete with that creepy O-logo of his.

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:51 PM (ICEh3)

288 Now Ima fix me a drink... see whats in the cabinet

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:51 PM (DU15A)

289
You take your pecker off,
You put your pecker on,
You take your pecker off,
Then you shake it all around.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 02, 2012 11:51 PM (Q2wni)

290 Night DiF!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:51 PM (GEICT)

291 Hey B+rry! SURPRISE!

Posted by: Sandy at November 02, 2012 11:51 PM (QX1B1)

292 I'm pretty sure that was Ace's bit.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:52 PM (UMSGx)

293 Good night Dave in Florida. Thanks for what you do!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 02, 2012 11:53 PM (ND7TC)

294 All these years I have thought the way to a man's heart was good cooking and plastic surgery. Had I know family land was the way to do I could have saved a lot of time and money..

No, no, no, you've done it exactly right...Miss Trifecta!

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2012 11:53 PM (FcR7P)

295 Yes, yes you can. Wow. What did that idiot do?


***

Right out of the gate he started in with Charles Woods referring to TFG as a murderer. Then, when Boling went after him, his defense was "Hey! I love Charles Woods! I kissed him on live t.v.!"

I really did think Boling was going to get out of his chair.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (piMMO)

296 If calling Gerry Rivera a twat is wrong than I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: Adam being melodramatic at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (/YJYi)

297
so which reminds me. what is the proper stage at which to begin hand-holding or something beyond hugging? I am not sure.
sorry if this is too MiM-related material. if so I will cease and desist.


Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (d/5qf)


2Miller Lite's. Unless she is over 320 then I would go with a 12 pack

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (7DtgX)

298 Jeez, CJ. You're a chemist. You got skills. Surely you can cook up something effective and untraceable?



Posted by: otho at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (yBF/9)

eh I'm not a very good cook

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (d/5qf)

299 "sorry if this is too MiM-related material. if so I will cease and desist."

hell no!

not that i can offer any advice...i'm marrying my first date, ha-ha...but i can totally relate to needing advice from more socially-able peers on the best way to proceed in a relnship!

you're *totally* allowed to ask, and i know there are plenty of nice girls that post here who will be happy to offer a peek into the impenetrable female psyche xD

Posted by: jimi ray at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (79EF9)

300 2Miller Lite's. Unless she is over 320 then I would go with a 12 pack

Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (7DtgX)

that is LOL worthy

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:55 PM (d/5qf)

301 #272 And the TEA partiers are just a bunch of hate-mongering racists that are on their way out.

The left can't stand that conservatives can unite on principles and that their bonds can endure.

Posted by: Marmo at November 02, 2012 11:55 PM (pcgW1)

302 175
Is Messina a tranny or a hermaphrodite?





There is no way Jim Messina doesn't have a closet or crawl space filled withlittle shoes and OshKosh B'gosh.

Zero. Chance.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:26 PM (UMSGx)

You owe me a new laptop.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 02, 2012 11:55 PM (Zd/NW)

303 With Obama's personality cult gone after this election it will be nice to finally get religion out of politics.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 02, 2012 11:55 PM (T57vh)

304 Moonbeam can appoint Gavin Newsom (the Lt. Gov. and former San Fransisco mayor), to her place, to hold for decade upon decade.

Wasnt KimberlyGilfoyle (sp) married to that perv? (Newsome I mean)

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2012 11:55 PM (prnik)

305 All men love big tracts of land, Ms. Molly.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2012 11:55 PM (UMSGx)

306 You take your pecker off,You put your pecker on,You take your pecker off,Then you shake it all around.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 02, 2012 11:51 PM (Q2wni)

OK... laughed out loud on that one

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:55 PM (DU15A)

307 298
Jeez, CJ. You're a chemist. You got skills. Surely you can cook up something effective and untraceable?






Posted by: otho at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (yBF/9)
eh I'm not a very good cook


Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (d/5qf)

More of an analytical chemist, then? You could swab her for pheromones....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 11:56 PM (kaalw)

308 @ Dave in Fla and Drew in MO

Thanks! I still cannot bring myself to trust PA to actually go red, but I am more optimistic than usual.

Dave, you still thinking Allen wins the Senate seat in VA? I believe Romney takes VA, but it's that stupid Senate race that has me worried. For some foolish reason, many Virginians still like Kaine, ala Warner before him, even though he was an inept buffoon. The thought of 6 years of Senator Eyebrow... UGH.

Posted by: VAgirl at November 02, 2012 11:56 PM (U9x6W)

309 EHLERS-DANLOS is not the problem neither is caffeine, the girl had an underlying problem, I have Ehlers-Danlos and I imbibe caffeine all the time mostly to offset the alcohol, works fine for me.

Posted by: Catseye at November 02, 2012 11:56 PM (c7wu3)

310 ok....I ended up with Vanilla Stoli and AW root beer. Ghetto, but it will work.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:57 PM (DU15A)

311 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:42 PM (dX4hn)


McKenna's gonna win. He's heads and shoulders above Inslee, although King Co. always manages to find lost votes in trunks, etc. I still think he'll win, though.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 02, 2012 11:57 PM (cQmXn)

312 Chemjeff, I think you just hit her over the head with your club and drag her by the hair into your cave. I think that's how it goes.


Or, you could buy her flowers, take her to dinner, escort her home after a few stiff drinks and then offer to ravish her on the living room couch, if you get that far.

Posted by: tcn at November 02, 2012 11:57 PM (VLG62)

313 310
ok....I ended up with Vanilla Stoli and AW root beer. Ghetto, but it will work.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:57 PM (DU15A)

that actually sounds kinda interestingmaybe a little bit of creme de menthe to go with it?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (d/5qf)

314 Detachable Penis ca. 1992 by King Missle

Posted by: helofixer at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (22qai)

315
259....but then I ran into this other professor, who quite frankly is hotter, and she mentioned "Yeah, we should do something at some point." and I was kinda turned on, frankly.but I know she is just being a tease.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (d/5qf)

----------

Did the 'other professor' see you with the Romanian girl?
If so...then it could be that you have now become more attractive in her eyes.

You would've been 'validated', by being out with a good looking female.
Some women are like that.

Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (ICEh3)

316 272
I noticed that lefties are starting up the articles about how the "GOP coalition" will break apart after the election.

Sure sign they are preparing for a loss.


Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2012 11:48 PM (dX4hn)

Funny how the left was crowing about their coalition was going to dominate the next 50 years after the 2008 election.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (Zd/NW)

317 eh I'm not a very good cook

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM

That's why god gave us rohypnol.

Posted by: otho at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (yBF/9)

318 295 Right out of the gate he started in with Charles Woods referring to TFG as a murderer. Then, when Boling went after him, his defense was "Hey! I love Charles Woods! I kissed him on live t.v.!"

I really did think Boling was going to get out of his chair.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (piMMO)



I really really need TFG to be ousted on Tues. I don't think I can take anymore of him and his nu nuts sycophantic cult followers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (GEICT)

319 Or, you could buy her flowers, take her to dinner,
escort her home after a few stiff drinks and then offer to ravish her on
the living room couch, if you get that far.


Posted by: tcn at November 02, 2012 11:57 PM (VLG62)

that sounds like a pretty good plan actually

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (d/5qf)

320 I can't decide if I should read the ONT or get ready for the deer opener tomorrow morning. Maybe I'll do both. I don't want Bambi, I want Bambi's mom or dad. Long-legged rats have cost me a pretty penny this year eating my $7 a bushel corn. Especially since we have herds of them running around.

Posted by: Assassin6 at November 02, 2012 11:59 PM (FfukH)

321 That's why god gave us rohypnol.



Posted by: otho at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (yBF/9)

like I said, I'm not a very good cook, IYKWIM

Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:59 PM (d/5qf)

322 Per twitter. Herridge tells Huckabee she has docs that show Stevens was in Libya to run guns to Syria.

Posted by: Honey Badger free @robit from twitter prison. at November 02, 2012 11:59 PM (oA9Uy)

323
If R is elected, the anti-war movement will revive. Of course they will have lost all credibility since they were basically dormant during O's reign.

O's so dumb he forgot to triangulate and move to the center and instead went full-bore lefty, forgetting that only 20% of the country self-identifies as liberal.

Of course the media protected him but then the media doesn't seem to realize how much they themselves are despised and distrusted.

Posted by: Mama Cassanova at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (Q2wni)

324 Okay, true story, I was explaining to my six year old son that it wasn't very polite to use the term "weenie" when referring to his pee-pee. I said he could always use the word "penis" since that was the real name of that particular portion of his anatomy. He started laughing hysterically, and told me that was the silliest word he had ever heard. So, I guess he will be sticking with "pee-pee." Huh.

Posted by: tcn at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (VLG62)

325 259....but then I ran into this other professor, who quite frankly is hotter, and she mentioned "Yeah, we should do something at some point." and I was kinda turned on, frankly.but I know she is just being a tease. Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:45 PM (d/5qf) ---------- Did the 'other professor' see you with the Romanian girl? If so...then it could be that you have now become more attractive in her eyes. You would've been 'validated', by being out with a good looking female. Some women are like that.
Posted by: wheatie at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (ICEh3)

This is true ^ . Be careful of the vampire

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (DU15A)

326
@294 and 305....Gosh I love this place, you both made laugh. And now mister 305 I suppose you are gonna tell me they love it better combined and aerated too.....

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (7DtgX)

327 "...the matter is that the old "Battleship" board game -- not the more recent movie flop that was somehow based on it..."

I liked that movie. It was fun.

Posted by: Daybrother at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (+paCV)

328 308
@ Dave in Fla and Drew in MO

Thanks! I still cannot bring myself to trust PA to actually go red, but I am more optimistic than usual.

Dave,
you still thinking Allen wins the Senate seat in VA? I believe Romney
takes VA, but it's that stupid Senate race that has me worried. For some
foolish reason, many Virginians still like Kaine, ala Warner before
him, even though he was an inept buffoon. The thought of 6 years of
Senator Eyebrow... UGH.


Posted by: VAgirl at November 02, 2012 11:56 PM (U9x6W)

Allen will win. Always rely on the Roanoke College poll in Virginia. It is the gold standard of Virginia election polling. Back when I was working in VA politics, that was the poll that everyone reacted to and paid attention to.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 12:01 AM (Zd/NW)

329 I work with a transgendered person. Gald I don't have to deal with that.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 12:01 AM (23hV8)

330 Land is a good way to attract men. We men folk like to plow the fields.

Posted by: Marmo at November 03, 2012 12:01 AM (pcgW1)

331 Did the 'other professor' see you with the Romanian girl?
If so...then it could be that you have now become more attractive in her eyes.

You would've been 'validated', by being out with a good looking female.
Some women are like that.


no, each hasn't seen me with the other. at least not to my knowledge.

I like the hawt professor but it also complicates things that I know she is going to be much more liberal than the Romanian professor. I don't know if the Romanian professor is liberal, but she isn't likely to be moonbatty as she has spoken critically of "the previous regime" in Romania which is good news. the hawt professor, well, I think it is very unlikely that she would vote for a Republican.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:01 AM (d/5qf)

332 319 Or, you could buy her flowers, take her to dinner, escort her home after a few stiff drinks and then offer to ravish her on the living room couch, if you get that far.Posted by: tcn at November 02, 2012 11:57 PM (VLG62)that sounds like a pretty good plan actually
Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:58 PM (d/5qf)

******

Or you could get a friend to pass her a note in study hall, saying, "Chem Jeff likes you."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:01 AM (ND7TC)

333 "She is just as confused as everyone else as to how an otherwise straight man can be perfectly fine with a dick as long as there are tits nearby."

@.@

you know, that reminds me of a guy in manhattan who worked for a big bank. he was one of those types who always runs his mouth about "faggots" and just generally takes the gay-hating to an obscene level.

he ended up getting in a lot of trouble for sending emails to transsexual hookers on craigslist...from his official bank address. @.@ or maybe they weren't hookers, and just transsexuals looking for casual hook-up sex, but still.

always the ones who talk loudest about how much they hate those fags. ~.~

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 12:01 AM (79EF9)

334 can't decide if I should read the ONT or get ready for the deer opener tomorrow morning. Maybe I'll do both. I don't want Bambi, I want Bambi's mom or dad. Long-legged rats have cost me a pretty penny this year eating my $7 a bushel corn. Especially since we have herds of them running around.
Posted by: Assassin6 at November 02, 2012 11:59 PM (FfukH)

eat em back..with gravy

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:01 AM (DU15A)

335 Yes. I have kicked my own ass over and over for living in this god forsaken country but then I think about it.

Molly, you stop that crazy talk right now. You ever have doubts, you come and stay in El Lay for a week, you will go home and kiss that Dakota dirt. I mean it, you can stay with me, long as you don't require any fancy beer or vittles.

Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (kpCLl)

336 >>I can't decide if I should read the ONT or get ready for the deer opener tomorrow morning.


You can do both.
When the sun rises on my ass, tomorrow, I'll be laid up in a hay stack waiting on some Elk.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (x4F+m)

337 217
@161 Dave in Fla that's my thought too.

If they have mucho money
to burn, one would think they would burn it in places that have a chance
of flipping but aren't generally seen as likely based on past trends
(i.e. Minnesota, Michigan, etc.). Or use it to sure up the vote in
places like FL, VA, etc., just in case.

But WA? Hmm... Are there any close down-ticket races that could account for it, NWConservative?


Posted by: VAgirl at November 02, 2012 11:35 PM (U9x6W)

We have a competitive race up north between John Koster (R) and Suzanne Delbene (D). The district is 50/50 so toss up favoring Koster, almost won in 2010. Down south we have Jaime Herrera (R-inc) is running against Danny Heck (D) who will probably lose. Seat won in 2010. Norm Dicks is retiring with a Dem likely to replace. No other seats are competitive. We may end up with a 5-5 split.
The governor's race is competitive as are several of the other administrative positions. Inslee and Mckenna are outraising all previous competition with Mckenna coming ahead in fundraising.
We usually get D+3% here in Washington State compared to the primary. The primary had Inslee winning with 47% of the vote (with several dems splitting the remaining dem vote). I expected him to win in November with 52-54% of the vote. With Mitt Romney's PACs throwing money into Washington and the gay marriage on the ballot, Republican turnout will be at an all time high.

Posted by: NWConservative at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (M1gmo)

338 So, I guess he will be sticking with "pee-pee." Huh.


Posted by: tcn at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (VLG62)

trust me, 6-year-old boys have a very weird sense of what constitutes "serious"

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (d/5qf)

339 @322 Honey Badger free @robit from twitter prison--

So essentially, Fast and Furious, part deux. That's what many suspected for quite awhile now, isn't it?

If all this is coming out now, I can only imagine what is leaked after Tuesday, one way or the other.

Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (U9x6W)

340 326
@294 and 305....Gosh I love this place, you both made laugh. And now mister 305 I suppose you are gonna tell me they love it better combined and aerated too.....

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (7DtgX)



I'm not even sure what that means, but I'm pretty sure I like it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (GEICT)

341 At least I think he said 8.
Was his mouth full? (Or your ears?)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2012 12:03 AM (nkiQM)

342 thanks Seamus for your suggestion

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:03 AM (d/5qf)

343 307298
Jeez, CJ. You're a chemist. You got skills. Surely you can cook up something effective and untraceable?






Posted by: otho at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (yBF/9)
eh I'm not a very good cook


Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (d/5qf)

More of an analytical chemist, then? You could swab her for pheromones....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2012 11:56 PM (kaalw)..........................This is why I don't drink often or stay up past ten most nights. I have the giggles now

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:04 AM (7DtgX)

344 I'm drinking red wine and eating a tangerine, fresh from my tree.

Anyone need lemons? I have about 500 extra ones. I wish the tangerine tree did so well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 03, 2012 12:04 AM (ccXZP)

345 trust me, 6-year-old boys have a very weird sense of what constitutes "serious"


Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (d/5qf)

His current favorite super-hero is Larry-Boy, the flying cucumber with toilet plungers for ears from Veggie Tales. So, I guess silly is in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: tcn at November 03, 2012 12:04 AM (VLG62)

346 CJ, if the prospect is a conservative gal, or a, ahem, other type of gal, gives bearing to the advice I have to offer.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 03, 2012 12:04 AM (cQmXn)

347 "Equal parts tequila and Kahlua over ice."

We used to mix tequila, Kahlua, and milk. Called it a Dirty Motherfucker.

Posted by: HenryVlosesAgincourt at November 03, 2012 12:05 AM (LXKJo)

348 343 This is why I don't drink often or stay up past ten most nights. I have the giggles now

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:04 AM (7DtgX)



She's drunk and giggly. You single Ron's better get to work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 12:05 AM (GEICT)

349
325...This is true ^ . Be careful of the vampire

Yeah, sometimes that's the case.
Then sometimes it's just a case of the woman not having much confidence in their own judgement about guys.

They seea guy they know,out with another female...one that is nice looking...and they suddenly start looking at the guy in a whole new way.

Some guys do this too.

Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 12:06 AM (ICEh3)

350

Posted by: Kalneva at November 03, 2012 12:04 AM (cQmXn)

well I don't know if Romanian professor is liberal or not, but I don't think she is likely to be completely libtard moonbatty, since she actually understands communism and knows that it is bad. the hawt professor, I am not so confident about that.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:06 AM (d/5qf)

351 This is the most complete video

http://tinyurl.com/bg4p7kq


Imagine this being the first thing I heard this morning.

Then, the following segment was announced and about illegal aliens receiving in-state tuition and you hear Geraldo make an ass of himself off camera with the guffawing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 12:06 AM (piMMO)

352 If all this is coming out now, I can only imagine what is leaked after Tuesday, one way or the other.

Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (U9x6W)


There's only one way on Tuesday. If that doesn't come to be, a chill is going to descend on this nation that will put the last ice age to shame. If a sweeping mandate in the 2010 elections wasn't enough to give the GOP Congress a semblance of backbone, then a deadly end to Tuesday will be ... you know, deadly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (X3lox)

353 Evening, morons.

Can somebody explain what's going on with Intrade? I don't believe for a minute that the big zero is more likely to win, but he has remained in the lead over there.

Posted by: not the mama at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (kzCIn)

354 Holy sh*t. Sounds like my brother. Went green party because obama and co. aren't far enough left.

I won't say what my response was to him.
Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (23hV

I hope it was whole-hearted approval. Always tell leftists to waste their vote - er, vote their conscience.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (rzSn3)

355 323

If R is elected, the anti-war movement will revive. Of course they
will have lost all credibility since they were basically dormant during
O's reign.

O's so dumb he forgot to triangulate and move to the
center and instead went full-bore lefty, forgetting that only 20% of the
country self-identifies as liberal.

Of course the media
protected him but then the media doesn't seem to realize how much they
themselves are despised and distrusted.

Posted by: Mama Cassanova at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (Q2wni)

The media will fall in love with the anti war types again. It is like the Comic Relief shows that started up during the Reagan administration to help the homeless. They stopped during the Clinton administration when homelessness was solved only to have to start back up when Bush II became President. Even though more people are still losing their homes, there is no mention of the homeless. When Mitt becomes President, I expect HBO to start Comic Relief back up.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (Zd/NW)

356 Molly, you stop that crazy talk right now. You ever have doubts, you come and stay in El Lay for a week, you will go home and kiss that Dakota dirt. I mean it, you can stay with me, long as you don't require any fancy beer or vittles.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2012 12:02 AM (kpCLl)..............................................................Beer in a can and bacon is really all I need! No offense to your state but that is one of a handful of states I have never been nor have any desire to go. I have been overseas twice with another booked. I know I should give my money here but I just can't do it.

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (7DtgX)

357 161 - Dave in Fla

I'm not try to concern here, but WA is not a play for Romney. As a Washington refugee, the only thing that makes sense to me is that they are trying to drag McKenna (down a couple in a competitive gubernatorial race) across the finish line.

Anecdotally, my OR-inhabiting sister (voted for TFG last time and is voting for Romney this year) reports that GOP enthusiasm is impressive, at least for Oregon, but that what is more noticeable is a complete lack of enthusiasm for the president.

Oregon would be a good revenge for Indiana, in my book.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (fXInK)

358 175
Is Messina a tranny or a hermaphrodite?


I believe individuals like Messina are known as "Shims" (She + Him)

Posted by: The Political Hat (Refugee fromthe Fools-Golden State) at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (sZTYJ)

359 I'm drinking red wine and eating a tangerine, fresh from my tree.Anyone need lemons? I have about 500 extra ones. I wish the tangerine tree did so well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 03, 2012 12:04 AM (ccXZP)

When life gives you lemons...fuck it, hey, free lemons !

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (DU15A)

360 Jeez, CJ. You're a chemist. You got skills. Surely you can cook up something effective and untraceable?



Posted by: otho at November 02, 2012 11:50 PM (yBF/9)
eh I'm not a very good cook
Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:54 PM (d/5qf)


just a bunch of chemical reactions...

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 12:08 AM (rzSn3)

361 @328 MrCaniac--

Thank you. I love politics and follow it closely, but I'm more familiar with national polling operations than state ones. So I did not know that about Roanoke College. That makes me feel better.

I LOATHE Governor Eyebrow. He raised our taxes, his grand solution to budget shortfalls was to close rest areas, he spent 2+ years first begging Obama to let him be his VP pick then running around doing the DNC's dirty work, etc. etc.

Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:08 AM (U9x6W)

362 I have been overseas twice with another booked. I know I should give my money here but I just can't do it.

well, Missouri is kinda like a foreign country, ya know

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:08 AM (d/5qf)

363 175 Is Messina a tranny or a hermaphrodite? I believe individuals like Messina are known as "Shims" (She + Him)
Posted by: The Political Hat (Refugee fromthe Fools-Golden State) at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (sZTYJ)

pat

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:08 AM (DU15A)

364 Happy birthday to Cougar!

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 03, 2012 12:09 AM (4QAQg)

365 The thing about that Drudge defecation video -- it's actually a *very* compelling testimony about the Katrina levels of fuckedupness that are happening right now, that we are mostly not hearing about, and which the media is certainly not dramatizing or moralizing about in the way they did Katrina.

Anywho, it's a very good video - bombshell material - and everyone should watch it and spread it around.

If Bush was to be judged by on-the-ground misery from Katrina, then let Barry be judged by that standard as well. And just in time for the election.

Posted by: shoeless hunter at November 03, 2012 12:09 AM (9196u)

366 McCain was the worst R candidate since...well...even Bob Dole had that "whatever" appeal. "Bob Dole: Whatever" Hey, it worked for me!

But McCain? Ever?

"Should I vote for the big government liberal who will increase spending and increase taxes and say that the Gov't should take charge of every aspect our lives? Or should I vote for Obama?"

At least now the folks with a few firing synapses can see that the (D)'s are against everything, and they can flex their vote elsewhere.

And honestly...I am surrounded by D's voting D. But it seems so...rote. Despite the blaring of Current-TV following. (Yeah, I closed the door and read Kindle.)

Still more beers to go.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2012 12:09 AM (i0App)

367 DC, happy birthday to Cougar
may you get some birthday nookie

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:09 AM (d/5qf)

368 337- Former WA-3 here, voted Herrera in 2010. B)

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at November 03, 2012 12:09 AM (fXInK)

369 363 175 Is Messina a tranny or a hermaphrodite? I believe individuals like Messina are known as "Shims" (She + Him)

Posted by: The Political Hat (Refugee fromthe Fools-Golden State) at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (sZTYJ)

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pat

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:08 AM (DU15A)



Maddow

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 12:10 AM (GEICT)

370 From Dennis Miller caller. He has proof positive Romney is going to win……He just saw a Prius with a Romney bumper stickerwired

Posted by: wired at November 03, 2012 12:10 AM (a/C1+)

371 ps - there's no defecating in the video whatsoever. just an interview

Posted by: shoeless hunter at November 03, 2012 12:10 AM (9196u)

372 Three drunken Irishmen were reading tombstones in a cemetery late one night. Sean says, "This guy was 87 when he died. Thomas, from Kilkenny."

Patrick says, "Hey, this guy was 94 when he died. Michael from County Donegal."

Seamus says, "Looks like this guy was 162 when he died."

"Yeah, what's his name?"

"Miles...from Dublin!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:10 AM (ND7TC)

373
327 "...the matter is that the old "Battleship" board game -- not the more recent movie flop that was somehow based on it..."


I liked that movie. It was fun.

Posted by: Daybrother at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (+paCV)


Me too, Daybrother.
I loved 'Battleship'! ....Lots of great scenes in it.
It was a lot offun.
I will probably watch it again and again.

Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 12:10 AM (ICEh3)

374 well, Missouri is kinda like a foreign country, ya know
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:08 AM (d/5qf)..................................I'll keep that in mind when I retire, I've always wanted to go south!

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:11 AM (7DtgX)

375 Some conservative organization needs to come up with an award that rivals the Pulitzer Prize. Ace?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 03, 2012 12:11 AM (BVkEs)

376 CJ, better stick with the Romanian in that case. Nonetheless, in the case of a nice con girl, you want to open doors, pick up check, compliment her on her whatever, and in the case of a libtard, just do the opposite, since you will be regarded as a sexist asshole either which way.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 03, 2012 12:11 AM (cQmXn)

377

New poll results: Obama +4 in dead Americans begging for help. (Poll conducted pre-Sandy)

Posted by: RokShox at November 03, 2012 12:11 AM (8MMMw)

378 Actually, messina is your garden variety pedophile.
He has penis, but it's very small. Hence his desire for children.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 12:12 AM (23hV8)

379 @337 NWConservative--

I hope it does pull them over the finish line. Isn't your state the one with the female governor who is a total liberal loon and dressed as Dora the Explorer for Halloween years ago? Or is that an ex-governor or gov. of a nearby state?

I remember a friend from another website who loved to mock said governor for that outfit. It's funny the things we randomly remember 4 years later! LOL!

Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:12 AM (U9x6W)

380 374 I've always wanted to go south!

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:11 AM (7DtgX)



That's encouraged around here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 12:12 AM (GEICT)

381 191 Hi Truman North, got a question for you
So I've been following Cook's Political website and they have RI-01 as "toss-up"
is that for reals? Could the Republicans actually win a seat in fuckin' Rhode Island?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 02, 2012 11:29 PM (d/5qf)


Jesus, sorry for the long delay. I was away from the comp, dammit.

The freshman incumbent democrat, David Cicilene, was previously the mayor of providence. He left the city in financial ruin, but was able to cover it up and lie about it until after the election.

The challenger, Brendan Doherty, is the well-respected retired head of the state police. Yes, he has a chance to win. All the deep pockets in the GOP have given, and Cicilene is at about 20% approval.

But it's still Rhode Island, so Cicilene is up by single digits based on party ID alone.

We shall see...

Posted by: Truman North, 327-211 at November 03, 2012 12:13 AM (I2LwF)

382 I'm not try to concern here, but WA is not a
play for Romney. As a Washington refugee, the only thing that makes
sense to me is that they are trying to drag McKenna (down a couple in a
competitive gubernatorial race) across the finish line.

Anecdotally,
my OR-inhabiting sister (voted for TFG last time and is voting for
Romney this year) reports that GOP enthusiasm is impressive, at least
for Oregon, but that what is more noticeable is a complete lack of
enthusiasm for the president.

Oregon would be a good revenge for Indiana, in my book.


Posted by: WAGOPinTX at November 03, 2012 12:07 AM (fXInK)

I will be surprised if Mckenna wins, but I just looked at the Elway poll recently released and he was ahead of Inslee by 2%. But I am worried that it will be his ceiling...
We can come close and even win here in Washington and Mitt is just the guy to do it here. Not scary like Bush or McCain and is looked upon as a moderate here. The trick in Washington is to not stir up the hornets nest of King County. You keep the dems suppressed here, then you win statewide. If the Republicans have a national rout against the Democrats, we may pull several candidates across the finish line this time.

Cantwell will win though here, I see no indication otherwise.

Posted by: NWConservative at November 03, 2012 12:13 AM (M1gmo)

383 Damn. Just rewatched it and I'm fuming again.

That sonofabitch! relaying the story. authoritatively yet incorrectly, and as if he did the fucking investigative work himself.

Jen Griffin and Catherine Herridge need to catch him in a dark alley.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 12:13 AM (piMMO)

384 "Can somebody explain what's going on with Intrade?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_economics

:3

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 12:13 AM (79EF9)

385 "Me too, Daybrother. I loved 'Battleship'! ....Lots of great scenes in it. It was a lot offun. I will probably watch it again and again.
Posted by: wheatie "


Granted it had some plot holes, but I wasn't expecting Shakespear. It was entrtaining at least.
BTW, it did make money and wasn't a flop. It simply wasn't the blockbuster they had expected it to be.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 12:14 AM (23hV8)

386 So DC, you are sober, at work, and it is your cougar's birthday? G-d hates you my friend.

Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2012 12:14 AM (/YJYi)

387 CJ, better stick with the Romanian in that case. Nonetheless, in the case of a nice con girl, you want to open doors, pick up check, compliment her on her whatever, and in the case of a libtard, just do the opposite, since you will be regarded as a sexist asshole either which way.
Posted by: Kalneva at November 03, 2012 12:11 AM (cQmXn)

And goulash ?

chemjeff, did we get a description of the Rom yet ? Accent ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:15 AM (DU15A)

388
It's interesting, what creative creatures we humans are, coming up with so many synonyms for sexual organs.


Penis, pecker, phallus, peter, putz all start with P. Just an idle observation.

Dick and cock end on hard consonants.

I wonder if the slang terms used depend on various regions of the country. Pecker sounds Southern, putz is Yiddish, peter sounds Mid-western...

Dick and cock sound British and probably extend back to Old English.

Posted by: Mama Cassanova at November 03, 2012 12:16 AM (Q2wni)

389 Maybe Barry meant to say "Posting is the best revenge."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at November 03, 2012 12:17 AM (AZGON)

390 did we get a description of the Rom yet ? Accent ?
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:15 AM (DU15A)

*****

Oddly enough,the Romanian girlseems to have a Bulgarian accent, go figure...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:17 AM (ND7TC)

391 304
Moonbeam can appoint Gavin Newsom (the Lt. Gov. and former San Fransisco mayor), to her place, to hold for decade upon decade.



Wasnt KimberlyGilfoyle (sp) married to that perv? (Newsome I mean)

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2012 11:55 PM (prnik)
Yes, she was - hard to believe, isn't it? And he was having an affair with the wife of his campaign manager while married to her....

Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 12:18 AM (JwW4z)

392 Oh God, Comedy Central will be doing the daily show and colbert live on election night. I wonder if how well stewart will be able to hide his contempt for the results.

Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 12:18 AM (GULKT)

393 chemjeff, did we get a description of the Rom yet ? Accent ?

oh yes, she has a Transylvanian accent. it is kinda sexy, actually.

I do think I need to pursue her more.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:18 AM (d/5qf)

394 379
@337 NWConservative--

I hope it does pull them over the finish
line. Isn't your state the one with the female governor who is a total
liberal loon and dressed as Dora the Explorer for Halloween years ago?
Or is that an ex-governor or gov. of a nearby state?

I remember a
friend from another website who loved to mock said governor for that
outfit. It's funny the things we randomly remember 4 years later! LOL!


Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:12 AM (U9x6W)

Yeah that's our governor, Christine Gregoire, who stole the election from Dino Rossi in 2004 and proceeded to make us just like California. Unfortunately for the Democrats, we have a lot of small government libertarians and Republicans up here. We don't have an income tax, and vote it down usually in the margins of 60-80%. We have a lot of reflexive Democrat votes here (usually older/Cali voters). We seem to be the opposite here in that the younger voters are more Republican than the older ones are. Matter of time until we turn back to competitive (unless illegal immigration takes us first, we let them vote here, don't let anyone tell you otherwise).

Posted by: NWConservative at November 03, 2012 12:19 AM (M1gmo)

395 "Actually, messina is your garden variety pedophile."

oh that's so mean ha-ha...but omgz i get the same impression @.@

how did someone who looks like *that* end up with a position that is ever on television? you know they sit around thinking about how to keep him out of any actual shots or footage...

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 12:19 AM (79EF9)

396 well I don't know if Romanian professor is liberal or not, but I don't think she is likely to be completely libtard moonbatty, since she actually understands communism and knows that it is bad. the hawt professor, I am not so confident about that.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:06 AM

Just keep going and take it slow with the romanian. Tell the hawt professor you want to bone her. Can you play bass, or do you have a leather jacket?

Posted by: otho at November 03, 2012 12:19 AM (yBF/9)

397 All these emoticons.

Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 12:20 AM (8HhF2)

398 393 chemjeff, did we get a description of the Rom yet ? Accent ?

oh yes, she has a Transylvanian accent. it is kinda sexy, actually.

I do think I need to pursue her more.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:18 AM (d/5qf)



The pic in my head is of a tall slender woman with long black hair....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 12:20 AM (GEICT)

399 chemjeff, did we get a description of the Rom yet ? Accent ?oh yes, she has a Transylvanian accent. it is kinda sexy, actually.I do think I need to pursue her more.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:18 AM (d/5qf)

I dig the accents...get after it man. NOW.

Or go without, you choose.... don't forget the wooden stake for backup.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:21 AM (DU15A)

400
@369 MSNBC likes to hire androgynes. Maddow, Hayes...

I read a post somewhere once that described Maddow as Mary Lou Retton on steroids.

Posted by: Mama Cassanova at November 03, 2012 12:21 AM (Q2wni)

401 Does she vant to suck your blut?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2012 12:21 AM (nkiQM)

402 No means No, O.

Posted by: America at November 03, 2012 12:21 AM (BVkEs)

403 Moonbeam can appoint Gavin Newsom (the Lt. Gov. and former San Fransisco mayor), to her place, to hold for decade upon decade.


Did anyone read VDH's essay on why people stay there? I get it, I guess. But holy shit! If I lived there, and had the resources to get out, I would!

Posted by: Kalneva at November 03, 2012 12:22 AM (cQmXn)

404 Or go without, you choose.... don't forget the wooden stake for backup.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:21 AM (DU15A)

Unless its a night school, I'm sure he's seen her in the sunlight.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 12:22 AM (rzSn3)

405
385 "Me too, Daybrother. I loved 'Battleship'! ....Lots of great scenes in it. It was a lot offun. I will probably watch it again and again. Posted by: wheatie " Granted it had some plot holes, but I wasn't expecting Shakespear. It was entrtaining at least. BTW, it did make money and wasn't a flop. It simply wasn't the blockbuster they had expected it to be.
Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 12:14 AM (23hV


Are you certain it did make money? Do they include promotion of the film in the "cost." I mean usually they only talk about the cost of producing the movie. I wonder if they include the advertising. And if that makes some films that technically make money are actually still in the hole.

Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 12:22 AM (GULKT)

406 386 So DC, you are sober, at work, and it is your cougar's birthday? G-d hates you my friend.
Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2012 12:14 AM (/YJYi)


Yep, Him and my boss, both. 4 more hours here, then an hour-plus drive home. And, I have to "just swing by the office real quick" on my way home. At 0500. On a fucking Saturday. Yes, there will be booze for breakfast when I finally get home.

*primal scream*

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 03, 2012 12:22 AM (4QAQg)

407 Anyone see the photos of President Fonzarelli wearing his cute oversized leather AF1 bomber jacket today?

If it didn't have his name embroidered on it, I would have sworn he was wearing the one he gave Chris Christie.

Posted by: Seddledown at November 03, 2012 12:23 AM (OkEgS)

408 She's Romanian? Bet she's good at pole vaulting. Aren't they all gymnasts???

Posted by: Yes, I'm very PC at November 03, 2012 12:23 AM (Q2wni)

409 324
Okay, true story, I was explaining to my six year old son that it wasn't
very polite to use the term "weenie" when referring to his pee-pee. I
said he could always use the word "penis" since that was the real name
of that particular portion of his anatomy. He started laughing
hysterically, and told me that was the silliest word he had ever heard.
So, I guess he will be sticking with "pee-pee." Huh.


Posted by: tcn at November 03, 2012 12:00 AM (VLG62)

========
My immigrant mother would speak of a man's "peanut", and I thought it was her cutesy way of saying "penis" without feeling vulgar. Until the conversation that revealed that she really thought that was the actual term in English for said body part.She made me peanut butter sandwiches as a kid -- what the hell did she think she was feeding me?


Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 12:23 AM (SUlmX)

410 I read a post somewhere once that described Maddow as Mary Lou Retton on steroids high-dose testosterone.
Posted by: Mama Cassanova at November 03, 2012 12:21 AM (Q2wni)

****

FIFY

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:23 AM (ND7TC)

411 oh yes, she has a Transylvanian accent. it is kinda sexy, actually.

I do think I need to pursue her more.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:18 AM (d/5qf)


The pic in my head is of a tall slender woman with long black hair....Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 12:20 AM (GEICT).........I am seeing that as well but my mind went further. Should he pass third base is there room enough in her coffin after sundown? This seems to me a situation that needs some forethought

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:24 AM (7DtgX)

412 Are you certain it did make money? Do they include promotion of the film in the "cost." I mean usually they only talk about the cost of producing the movie. I wonder if they include the advertising. And if that makes some films that technically make money are actually still in the hole.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 12:22 AM (GULKT)

Money losers don't lose much money because it is embarrassing. Money winners don't make money because the studios don't want to pay percentages.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2012 12:24 AM (rzSn3)

413 Fuckin A!

How many hours till the skinny and his wife leaves the WH?


Can't wait

Posted by: jake in ID at November 03, 2012 12:25 AM (2CiZb)

414 She made me peanut butter sandwiches as a kid -- what the hell did she think she was feeding me?
Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 12:23 AM (SUlmX)


*****

Now that there is funny!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:26 AM (ND7TC)

415 She made me peanut butter sandwiches as a kid -- what the hell did she think she was feeding me?
Head cheese?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2012 12:26 AM (nkiQM)

416 Night, young 'uns! Be well, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite!

Posted by: Kalneva at November 03, 2012 12:26 AM (cQmXn)

417 Good pheasant hunting in ND ?

I was in SD last year ( mobridge )and the sharptails were like ants !! Lot's of ditch chickens too. Deer hunting was awesome. The only drawback the cold and the WIND !Posted by: The Jackhole at November 02, 2012 11:40 PM (DU15A)Yes, Yes and well Yes. I have kicked my own ass over and over for living in this god forsaken country but then I think about it. It's a red state, people are friendly, jobs galore, no state income tax, no hurricanes, republican govenor, right to work state, cheap housing, god's country, great place to raise children, I could go on and on,....
Posted by: Molly k at November 02, 2012 11:47 PM (7DtgX)


we always used to say the harsh winters kept the riff raff out

Posted by: Thunderb at November 03, 2012 12:27 AM (Dnbau)

418 Moonbeam can appoint Gavin Newsom (the Lt. Gov. and former San Fransisco mayor), to her place, to hold for decade upon decade. Did anyone read VDH's essay on why people stay there? I get it, I guess. But holy shit! If I lived there, and had the resources to get out, I would!
Posted by: Kalneva at November 03, 2012 12:22 AM (cQmXn)

I am a staunch conservative born ina small town in southern Cal. Once you get out of the bigcities it's very nice. Tons of open country.Plus I am sitting on the couch in my shorts with the sliding glass door open. My county votes Republican. We could use about 30 million less people and 60% less idiots.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:28 AM (DU15A)

419 I am seeing that as well but my mind went further



You fit in well around here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 12:28 AM (GEICT)

420 OT- Here's my idea of hurricane preparation- live at 5,000 feet above sea level! Works for me.

Some "scientist" was on O'Reilly's show the other night bewailing an 8" rise in the average level of the ocean over some decades. Mrs. Muldoon and I have been laughing at that for 36 straight hours now.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:28 AM (ND7TC)

421 382 I will be surprised if Mckenna wins, but I just
looked at the Elway poll recently released and he was ahead of Inslee by
2%. But I am worried that it will be his ceiling...
We can come
close and even win here in Washington and Mitt is just the guy to do it
here. Not scary like Bush or McCain and is looked upon as a moderate
here. The trick in Washington is to not stir up the hornets nest of King
County. You keep the dems suppressed here, then you win statewide. If
the Republicans have a national rout against the Democrats, we may pull
several candidates across the finish line this time.

Cantwell will win though here, I see no indication otherwise.


Posted by: NWConservative at November 03, 2012 12:13 AM (M1gmo)
* * *I agree that we can win given the right circumstances (2004...grumble), but then I feel a little queasy when there's ads for Mitt in King County. Ideally you'd want to filter your ads through Portland (Vancouver) and Spokane and leave the Seattle market alone for a statewide race, wouldn't you?Maybe this is focused more on Koster, Herrera, and any other competitive west-side races in the suburbs?Agreed on being stuck with Cantwell...I was really hoping we'd knock off Murray in '10. Oh well.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at November 03, 2012 12:29 AM (fXInK)

422 Anybody seen the movie Seraphim Falls with Pierce Brosnan and Liam Neeson?

Worth watching?

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 03, 2012 12:29 AM (4QAQg)

423
388
It's interesting, what creative creatures we humans are, coming up with so many synonyms for sexual organs.


Penis, pecker, phallus, peter, putz all start with P. Just an idle observation.

Dick and cock end on hard consonants.

I wonder if the slang terms used depend on various regions of the country. Pecker sounds Southern, putz is Yiddish, peter sounds Mid-western...

Dick and cock sound British and probably extend back to Old English.

---------

I think a lot of that goes back to ancient Roman words...such as Priapus and Priapeia.
As far as the "p" words for penis.

Dick and Cock probably have some roots in Nordic languages.

Cunny, on the other hand seems to have roots in a lot of ancient languages.
Cunny, quim, coo, cooch.
Kunta is an ancient Norse word...for pussy.

Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 12:29 AM (ICEh3)

424 lol you all are terrific

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:29 AM (d/5qf)

425 john cusack, doing a Rush movie.
Scenes one two and three, blowhard, drug addict, and racist, sexist. End movie.
Thats my guess.
True Rush Limbaugh, started out as a dj, not rich. started to talk on the radio, and people responded.People Love him because they finallyhad a voice. not someone who told them what to think, but who thought like them.
Like the msm tries so hard over the years to put out there.
Rush Limbaugh is the reason we have talk radio. And the reason the msm hates him so much, is because he has kickedtheir ass so much over the years.
Bet this movie wins sad ass awards from Hollywood. I don't care.
Over hollywood.

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 03, 2012 12:30 AM (2Nzn8)

426 caught this on NRO -- read "Mesopotamia" by Rudyard Kipling

it is chilling how accurate a description it is

Posted by: Kevin at November 03, 2012 12:30 AM (F2bKl)

427 Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Happy Friday Good People,
Happy Friday to You!

Prayers for the good folks wiped out by Sandy and somehow less important than global warming to their so called betters ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at November 03, 2012 12:31 AM (/OhbZ)

428 lol you all are terrific
That's what she said, chemjeff.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2012 12:31 AM (nkiQM)

429 chemjeff- Good luck. I'm gonna see if Mrs. Muldoon will try a Transylvanian accent tonight (IYKWIMetc.) Probably will come out more like Count Chocula, but a fella can hope, eh?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:31 AM (ND7TC)

430 Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 03, 2012 12:22 AM (4QAQg)



Hang in there buddy. It'll just taste better when you finally get to it. Both the likker and her!

Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2012 12:32 AM (/YJYi)

431
From the Weekly Standard:

Joe Biden revealed his vacation plans to a Miami radio station earlier today:
"You need to take a vacation!" the host told the vice president of the United States.
"Well, I'm going to take a vacation about three days after this election is over," Biden revealed. "That's what they told me."

Posted by: Hehehe at November 03, 2012 12:32 AM (Q2wni)

432
@49
BillyBob-I used to see them (A-10's)doing touch and goes behind my parents house in NMB, SC. back in the 70's before I became one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. I still see them now when I play golf up near Baltimore (they are stationed out of Glenn Martin Airport, MDANG) and I can always pick them up by there distinctive whine of their jet engines.

Posted by: tuntavernderelict at November 03, 2012 12:33 AM (pfrAP)

433 This mix of 50% vodka and 50% root beer does the job..especially on an empty gut

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:34 AM (DU15A)

434
Posted by: Truman North, 327-211 at November 03, 2012 12:13 AM (I2LwF)

it would be awesome if an R won in RIseems to me that it would be a harbinger of things to come

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:34 AM (d/5qf)

435 cj... WTF its the weekend ? Take her to see Argo or something.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:36 AM (DU15A)

436 419 I am seeing that as well but my mind went further



You fit in well around here.Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 12:28 AM (GEICT)....................HA! Thanks. This is a great to place to be however I don't think thats probably a resume enhancer

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:36 AM (7DtgX)

437 "Some "scientist" was on O'Reilly's show the other night bewailing an 8" rise in the average level of the ocean over some decades. Mrs. Muldoon and I have been laughing at that for 36 straight hours now."

lol, well, maybe it doesn't seem like a lot, but when you take into account that 8" is over some 350M square kilometers, that really is a lot of water!

but no, like y'all, i'm not concerned about rising sea levels, myself -- to hear that a foot or so every 30 years can be catastrophic to coastal infrastructure seems to gloss over the generally conceded fact that nobody knows what coastal infrastructure is going to look like in 100 years...

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 12:37 AM (79EF9)

438 TD,

It looks like the "new" Suquehanna PA poll is just the old poll (10-1. The margin for Romney-Obama (49-45), and Smith-Casey (48-46) are both EXACTLY the same. The odds of that being the case seem slight to me,

Posted by: BILL M at November 03, 2012 12:37 AM (B5XJH)

439 "...50% vodka and 50% root beer does the job..especially on an empty gut "

Add some Bailey's to that for a wonderful revisiting when it comes back up.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 03, 2012 12:37 AM (BAnPT)

440 I've had good vibes about this election for almost a year, but when I heard the juxtaposition by Romney about "Don't vote for revenge, vote for love of country!" I truly felt that this is over. What a stark difference. (But don't forget to vote if you haven't already).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:38 AM (ND7TC)

441
Reading that list over at Zombie...of Barky's various outrages...wore me out.
I remembered them.
Remembered them all.
Seems like there is even some that Zombie mayhaveleft out.
[it's the first link in the thread]

But reading down the list...
Damn.
We simply must get rid of this ongoing nightmare...four more years of this misery is too horrible to contemplate.

Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 12:38 AM (ICEh3)

442 Watch out now, y'all. Axe sez that Obama's speech is now coming from his loins.


From HIS LOINS!!

Posted by: dissent555 at November 03, 2012 12:38 AM (yR6A1)

443 I am so completely over giving Chris Christie the benefit of the doubt. Major dbag moves all around today.

Did anyone see his most recent tweet? It was 3 hours ago, and it was a picture of him on the phone with the President. This has to be on purpose now. This has gone from a governor doing what's best for his state to a man that is sticking the knife in and twisting it.

On top of that, did you see how Christie wants to basically commit insurance fraud? Forget contracts, forget honoring agreements. Sandy is a hurricane when he wants to get his state FEMA relief, but it's not a hurricane when he is trying to get his citizens out of paying their insurance deductible.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 03, 2012 12:39 AM (guSVk)

444 435
cj... WTF its the weekend ? Take her to see Argo or something.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:36 AM (DU15A)

Is Argo good?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:40 AM (d/5qf)

445 442 Watch out now, y'all. Axe sez that Obama's speech is now coming from his loins.From HIS LOINS!!
Posted by: dissent555 at November 03, 2012 12:38 AM (yR6A1)

*****

Heh- yeah, I mis-read that at first. Thought it said LIONS! Figured it was a Coliseum reference...the same lions that ate all the profits!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:42 AM (ND7TC)

446 Is Argo good?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:40 AM (d/5qf)


Yes its good Dammit! God I hat Ben Affleck he gets everything good. YEARGH!

Posted by: Leopold 'Butters' Stotch at November 03, 2012 12:43 AM (GULKT)

447 Is Argo good?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:40 AM (d/5qf)

Hell, beats me...(evil laugh)

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:43 AM (DU15A)

448 Figured it was a Coliseum reference...the same lions that ate all the profits!

Or the Christians!

Posted by: Barry Soetero, who loves the sounds of Muslim prayers in the evening at November 03, 2012 12:43 AM (d/5qf)

449
Hang in there buddy. It'll just taste better when you finally get to it. Both the likker and her!
Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2012 12:32 AM (/YJYi)

Very true.

Wish I had that advice before I went all Zog Destroy Now on this job site.

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 03, 2012 12:43 AM (4QAQg)

450 we always used to say the harsh winters kept the riff raff outPosted by: Thunderb at November 03, 2012 12:27 AM (Dnbau)...........................So true. Like anywhere we have our dregs but for the most part it's still a pretty simple people and way of life. I honestly don't even have house keys to my house so I never lock it.There are very fewplacesin this state that I wouldn't keep my car running and run inand do an errend. Most the times I leave my purse in the car while doing so. We do have a few sections that are reservations and most likely wouldn't pull that there but other than that it's a very safe place to be.

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:44 AM (7DtgX)

451 Molly what temps can I expect Nov 20-30 ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:44 AM (DU15A)

452 I haven't seen Argo but to me a movie seems like a good venue to move from hugging to hand holding.

Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2012 12:44 AM (/YJYi)

453 361
@328 MrCaniac--

Thank you. I love politics and follow it closely,
but I'm more familiar with national polling operations than state ones.
So I did not know that about Roanoke College. That makes me feel
better.

I LOATHE Governor Eyebrow. He raised our taxes, his grand
solution to budget shortfalls was to close rest areas, he spent 2+
years first begging Obama to let him be his VP pick then running around
doing the DNC's dirty work, etc. etc.


Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:08 AM (U9x6W)

I know all those c+cksuckers from back when I was working, and they are the dumbest fucking lot I have ever met. Everyone of them tries to come off as a moderate to slight conservative, but behind closed doors they are fucking commies. I always had a way to tell if a Dem was really conservative or were just playing that way. If their wife was a conservative, they were conservative. If the wife was a moonbat liberal, they were moonbat liberals. It was 99.99% accurate.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 12:45 AM (Zd/NW)

454 Okay chemjeff- I'll give you some serious advice, based on my own personal experience. Have you tried pitching woo?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:45 AM (ND7TC)

455 @394 NWConservative--

I remember that now! That's awful. I also remember my friend and I trading lib governor horror stories 4 years ago. Here we were stuck with Warner from 01-05 and then Kaine from 05-09. Eight stinking years before we got an actual grown up back in charge (McDonnell).

WA is all mail-in ballot, isn't it? That would drive me nuts! From the time I was a toddler, my parents took me with them to their polling locale to show me how important it was to vote. The in-person experience is a big deal for me because of that, I suppose.

Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:45 AM (U9x6W)

456 "People Love him because they finallyhad a voice. not someone who told them what to think, but who thought like them."

i like talk radio well enough, and i think rush has done a lot of good for the conservative movement over the years.

gotta say, tho, he lost *all* credibility with me when i found out he had been doctor shopping for heroin pills (essentially), when one of his most vehement regular diatribes at the time revolved around zero-tolerance drug policy and how all drug abusers ought to be locked up. in retrospect, it's pretty similar to pastors who warn about the encroaching malignancy of reprobate homosexuality while hiring gay hookers to smoke meth with and be drilled by on the weekends.

hypocrisy looks worse on the right than the left to me...maybe just because it's so destructive to the credibility of a movement that its standard-bearers don't walk their talks, and i don't really care if liberal leaders destroy their own credibility. in fact, i quite enjoy that part :3

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 12:46 AM (79EF9)

457 cj--I heard it's good

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:46 AM (DU15A)

458 Hmm, Argo isn't playing where I'm at.

But I do note that they are playing the Adam Sandler film "Hotel Transylvania".

Maybe I'll skip that one with her.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:46 AM (d/5qf)

459 Pugs are among my least favorite dogs.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 03, 2012 12:47 AM (HonRE)

460 Mayor Bloomberg decreed that anyone caught drinking a 16 oz soda will be shot on site.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 03, 2012 12:47 AM (BVkEs)

461 454
Okay chemjeff- I'll give you some serious advice, based on my own personal experience. Have you tried pitching woo?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:45 AM (ND7TC)

what is pitching woo?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:48 AM (d/5qf)

462 My conservative brother liked Argo alot too despite Affleck.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2012 12:48 AM (nkiQM)

463 Pugs are among my least favorite dogs.
Posted by: runninrebel at November 03, 2012 12:47 AM (HonRE)

Anything below 30 lbs isn't a dog

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:48 AM (DU15A)

464 Google it! And then get off my lawn!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:48 AM (ND7TC)

465 451Molly what temps can I expect Nov 20-30 ?Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:44 AM (DU15A).........................Hard to say..............if anything like last winter (and they are predicting that) then I would say 40's. We are expected to bein the 50's through midNovember. That's crazy for us but I remember going toVegas last March and being about 15 degrees warmer here than there. It was wonderful. Are you driving in or flying in?

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:49 AM (7DtgX)

466 Actually, pitching woo is what my grandfather did to my grandmother (when her parents weren't looking).

Either that or a new Chinese professional ballplayer signed by the Yankees.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:50 AM (ND7TC)

467
443...On top of that, did you see how Christie wants to basically commit insurance fraud? Forget contracts, forget honoring agreements. Sandy is a hurricane when he wants to get his state FEMA relief, but it's not a hurricane when he is trying to get his citizens out of paying their insurance deductible.

---------

Eh? ...No, hadn't heard about that.

I dunno why Christie is playing footsie with Captain Clusterfuck.
Maybe he got threatened with something?
Like withholding funds for NJ?
Or maybe...Christie is thinking ahead to reelection.

But the National Weather Service fucked over the NY/NJ area...by downgrading Sandy to a "Subtropical Cyclone", right before it made landfall.
The NWS didn't issue Hurricane Warnings.
Even though it was still, of course, a hurricane-strength storm.

The NWS did that, because the core temperature of Sandy went below their precious little parameters for what constitutes a 'hurricane'.
Yeah.

Rick Reichmuth, Fox's weather guy...was really pissed off about it.
He ranted about this about three or four times, the night the storm was hitting the coast.

Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 12:50 AM (ICEh3)

468 Pugs are among my least favorite dogs.

Two words: barbecue sauce

Posted by: Baraka O at November 03, 2012 12:51 AM (FcR7P)

469 Regarding Ben Affleck, he may be a douche in real life but he did a mean impression of olberscrunt on SNL. You can find it on Hulu if you're interested, it's pretty funny.

Posted by: Adam at November 03, 2012 12:51 AM (/YJYi)

470 Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:49 AM (7DtgX)

Driving from Cali... last year it was 0 when I was there and 50 the week after I left. We are hunting on the standing rock res.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:52 AM (DU15A)

471 ookay so apparently "pitching woo" means everything from courting to flirting.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:52 AM (d/5qf)

472 Mayor Bloomberg decreed that any limo entering NYC must have at three whores in them.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 03, 2012 12:52 AM (BVkEs)

473 Planet Earth = 4.85 Billion years
Modern Human = 100,000 thousand years
Stuff that Man could that could has done to damage it = 150 years.
Proven as fact = 1 storm.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at November 03, 2012 12:52 AM (Ea64Y)

474 Mayor Bloomberg decreed that any limo entering NYC must have at three whores in them.

How many politicians per Fisker?

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2012 12:53 AM (FcR7P)

475 Argo. A film about Americans rescuing people from a hellhole
country...hmm...might make a Romanian shudder about her own old bad
regime of the time, and snuggle against an American hero of her own?

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 12:53 AM (SUlmX)

476 well whatevs.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:53 AM (d/5qf)

477 On top of that, did you see how Christie wants to basically commit
insurance fraud? Forget contracts, forget honoring agreements. Sandy is a
hurricane when he wants to get his state FEMA relief, but it's not a
hurricane when he is trying to get his citizens out of paying their
insurance deductible.


***

What?!

Are you serious?

Hurricane deductibles suck, but it's built into the insurance. Without it, the insurance itself would be much more expensive. Would they rather pay up front?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 12:53 AM (piMMO)

478 And I would have won the marathon, if it weren't for those pesky Americans.

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at November 03, 2012 12:54 AM (BVkEs)

479 @453 MrCaniac--

I can imagine. The sad thing is many of the clueless wonders surrounding me actually buy it. They actually fall for it and elect these clowns. It's like tonight-- I heard the biggest joke of a radio ad for Cantor's opponent, with this dumb sounding guy using an exaggerated Southern drawl yammering on about how the Dem isn't really a Dem, but a Republican and how conservative he is. Yeah. Sure.

Your method of ID-ing them makes sense too. I would assume there are few exceptions to that rule in the politician world. For myself, in little ol' VAgirl world, the mere thought of dating, let alone marrying, a lib makes my head hurt. I have enough aggravation in life without adding that type of problem to the pile.

Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:54 AM (U9x6W)

480 471 ookay so apparently "pitching woo" means everything from courting to flirting.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:52 AM (d/5qf)

*****

And I don't think it is related to "flinging poo".

(You'll have to excuse me, I'm just being silly after several stiff drinks!)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:54 AM (ND7TC)

481 I dunno why Christie is playing footsie with Captain Clusterfuck. Or maybe...Christie is thinking ahead to reelection.
Posted by: wheatie


Definitely reelection. Threatening Christie seems like a bad play even for Bronco.

NJ's a blue state what will vote for the SCoaMF. Fat Man probably thinks that Romney's ahead so no danger for him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 12:54 AM (jo069)

482 cj...I am picturing Velma from Scooby Doo. Black glasses ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:55 AM (DU15A)

483 And I don't think it is related to "flinging poo".



(You'll have to excuse me, I'm just being silly after several stiff drinks!)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 12:54 AM (ND7TC)

oh I've had several beers myself, I understand, you prick

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:56 AM (d/5qf)

484 482
cj...I am picturing Velma from Scooby Doo. Black glasses ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:55 AM (DU15A)

that's a pretty close representation actually

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:56 AM (d/5qf)

485 "Is Argo good?"

my fiancé said he didn't enjoy it that much, and he's usually a sucker for historical military-intelligence dramas and high-suspense caper-type films.

course, he also mentioned something about his shoulder feeling way too light for a day at the movies with no-one to lean on it (AWWWWWWWWWW♥ xP), so maybe he was just trying to build up Sex Points for his visit later this month.

he has to trade in a lot of Sex Points now that we're engaged! it's not as cheap as it used to be. ~.~

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 12:57 AM (79EF9)

486 >>>>We are hunting on the standing rock res.

Oh man. You really are going to threaten my birds. You ever go East river?

Posted by: runninrebel at November 03, 2012 12:57 AM (HonRE)

487 Chris Christie ruined his chance of ever being president; as a Republican.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 03, 2012 12:57 AM (BVkEs)

488 You'll have to excuse me, I'm just being silly after several stiff drinks!)
I thought it was pitching wool ??
We don't smoke marijuana in Musckogee

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 12:58 AM (DU15A)

489 @ 443 Tickled Pink--

I never liked nor trusted Christie. I mean, I was thrilled he won in 2009. He can be entertaining at times, and he has done well with some things. But I still never trusted the man.

His behavior this week has only mildly surprised me. Personally, I think he is looking to his own 2013 reelection bid, and/or hedging his bets for a cushy appointment from Obama if Romney loses. Outside theory-- he is acting the way he is solely BECAUSE it is bothering people, and he likes annoying folks. Which is dumb, but would also not surprise me.

Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:59 AM (U9x6W)

490 470Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:49 AM (7DtgX)

Driving from Cali... last year it was 0 when I was there and 50 the week after I left. We are hunting on the standing rock res.Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:52 AM (DU15A)Ahhh....you are well west and north of me. I suppose you could run into anything up there!!!

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 12:59 AM (7DtgX)

491 487
Chris Christie ruined his chance of ever being president; as a Republican.


Posted by: Craig Poe at November 03, 2012 12:57 AM (BVkEs)

that is fine, he would never have won the R nomination anyway, especially when we have people waiting in the wings like Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio and Scott Walker anyway

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:59 AM (d/5qf)

492 482 cj...I am picturing Velma from Scooby Doo. Black glasses ? Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:55 AM (DU15A)that's a pretty close representation actually
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:56 AM (d/5qf)
NICE !

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 12:59 AM (DU15A)

493 Pitching Wu?

WU pitch YU into pigpen!!

Posted by: Wu at November 03, 2012 12:59 AM (2c1Cq)

494 "ookay so apparently "pitching woo" means everything from courting to flirting."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYY2FQHFwE

Let Merle explain it to you. Heh.

Posted by: HenryVlosesAgincourt at November 03, 2012 01:00 AM (LXKJo)

495 yup, Velma with a Transylvanian accent

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 01:00 AM (d/5qf)

496 @488- No, pitching wool is what they do in Wyoming when they are looking for a date!

**ducks in case any Wyomingoids are present**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 01:00 AM (ND7TC)

497 Geraldo tweeted that anyone who accused the POTUS of murder owes him an apology.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:00 AM (piMMO)

498 Million Muppet March is tomorrow.

@MillionPuppets needs some abuse.

Posted by: fluffy at November 03, 2012 01:00 AM (z9HTb)

499 cj...I am picturing Velma from Scooby Doo. Black glasses ? Posted by: The Jackhole at November 03, 2012 12:55 AM (DU15A)that's a pretty close representation actually

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:56 AM

CJ, get her into a van. Tell her you want to show her your "mystery machine".

Posted by: otho at November 03, 2012 01:01 AM (yBF/9)

500 you know, I bet there's a Scooby Doo Porn Parody out there.
just sayin'.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2012 01:01 AM (FFv6j)

501 467

The thing was, Christie was all ticked off when it was downgraded, because he thought it would affect the relief funding he would get from the government, and was constantly referring to it as a hurricane, and saying that even though it was not a hurricane, it really was.

But, NOW, he has stated that it was NOT a hurricane; it was a storm. The thing is..most insurance companies have gone from hurricane deductibles to "Named Storm" coverage, so usually anything that has been a hurricane or is a tropical storm or hurricane, really runs the gamut.

Plus, if your damage comes from flooding, and you don't have flood insurance, that's pretty much game over.

477

Yeah, go check out twitchy.....it will only raise rates and deductibles for everyone in the long run.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 03, 2012 01:02 AM (guSVk)

502 497 Geraldo tweeted that anyone who accused the POTUS of murder owes him an apology.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:00 AM (piMMO)



That retard can go screw himself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:02 AM (GEICT)

503 >>>>We are hunting on the standing rock res.Oh man. You really are going to threaten my birds. You ever go East river?
Posted by: runninrebel at November 03, 2012 12:57 AM (HonRE)

We barely touch the birds...It's all about deer until the tags are filled. Maybe a couple for the pot. Those sharptails are good eating. We camped a couple days and threw some in a dutch oven with some apples and an onion and beerand I was impressed. Could have been the scotch

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:02 AM (DU15A)

504 Was Velma the one with the turtleneck?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 01:02 AM (ND7TC)

505 CJ, get her into a van. Tell her you want to show her your "mystery machine".



Posted by: otho at November 03, 2012 01:01 AM (yBF/9)


oh man, I would love to show her my 'mystery machine', over and over again

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 01:02 AM (d/5qf)

506 Chris Christie ruined his chance of ever being president; as a Republican.


***

Christie was never going to get the R nomination. He is fine...for NJ... but his tactics and demeanor is NOT presidential and would not sell in less in-your-face parts of the country.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:02 AM (piMMO)

507 495yup, Velma with a Transylvanian accent
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 01:00 AM (d/5qf)1.333 Miller Lites then. Geesh you could have told me that earlier.

Posted by: Molly k at November 03, 2012 01:03 AM (7DtgX)

508 That retard can go screw himself.


*****

Did you watch the vid?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:03 AM (piMMO)

509
I am so completely over giving Chris Christie the benefit of the doubt. Major dbag moves all around today.

Did anyone see his most recent tweet? It was 3 hours ago, and it was a picture of him on the phone with the President. This has to be on purpose now. This has gone from a governor doing what's best for his state to a man that is sticking the knife in and twisting it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink




Tubby the Rhino knows there's no way his plaque encrusted ticker lasts out the 8 years of a Romney Presidency, let alone a Ryan follow-up administration.

He's hoping Mitt goes down and he can try in 4.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 03, 2012 01:03 AM (kdS6q)

510 "@MillionPuppets needs some abuse."

https://twitter.com/Power2thePuppet

"OWS Puppet Guild unfortunately will not be attending tomorrow's @MillionPuppets March, as we are dedicating our time instead to #SandyAid"

No doubt they're going to do some informative shows explaining how to share a litterbox with your cat.

Posted by: HenryVlosesAgincourt at November 03, 2012 01:04 AM (LXKJo)

511 479
@453 MrCaniac--

I can imagine. The sad thing is many of the
clueless wonders surrounding me actually buy it. They actually fall for
it and elect these clowns. It's like tonight-- I heard the biggest joke
of a radio ad for Cantor's opponent, with this dumb sounding guy using
an exaggerated Southern drawl yammering on about how the Dem isn't
really a Dem, but a Republican and how conservative he is. Yeah. Sure.

Your
method of ID-ing them makes sense too. I would assume there are few
exceptions to that rule in the politician world. For myself, in little
ol' VAgirl world, the mere thought of dating, let alone marrying, a lib
makes my head hurt. I have enough aggravation in life without adding
that type of problem to the pile.


Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:54 AM (U9x6W)

Out here in the western part of the Commonwealth, the local Dems radio ads always have some kind of bluegrass music playing with the Dem candidate talking about how he is some kind of "Old Timey Democrat". It is the Dave "Mudcat" Saunder's campaign, and that is who is running Cantor's opponent's campaign. He ran Edwards 08 campaign and likes to package his candidates as being southern and conservative. He keeps failing, but the Dems think he has some kind of winning strategy.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 01:04 AM (Zd/NW)

512 Fuck Gerry Rivers, that cocksuckerstill owes me two hours for thatAl Capone's vault shit. Plus he is a pussy maggot of a person.

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:05 AM (DU15A)

513 508 Did you watch the vid?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:03 AM (piMMO)



No, it would ruin what the drinks have done.


Wait, you said he tweeted that???

Pardon me for a moment. *runs to twitter*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:05 AM (GEICT)

514 There are now so many friggin emails flying around about CAC duty on election night that I don't know how anyone keeps up with them.

If something doesn't apply to all, then don't send to all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:06 AM (piMMO)

515 Fuck Gerry Rivers, that cocksuckerstill owes me two hours for thatAl Capone's vault shit. Plus he is a pussy maggot of a person.


***

What? 1986?

Yeah. Still burns.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:06 AM (piMMO)

516 Was Velma the one with the turtleneck?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 01:02 AM (ND7TC)

Yeah... and the puppies hiding in there ! I am referring to the movie that came out a couple years ago.

Ok.. I need to back of the vodka and rootbeer

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:07 AM (DU15A)

517 504Was Velma the one with the turtleneck?------Didn't they always make Velma hang with Shaggy and Scoopy?...She was smart but Daphne was the pretty redhead thay got to hang with the blond guy right?

Posted by: concrete girl at November 03, 2012 01:08 AM (y2Ojs)

518 467

I dunno why Christie is playing footsie with Captain Clusterfuck.
Maybe he got threatened with something?
Like withholding funds for NJ?

====

Well, I do remember seeing a comment just before Sandy's landfall that every applicable state was pre-approved for their disaster relief status except for NJ, and there was wondering whether TFG was going to pull a Tennessee NoSeeUm on Christie for having the audacity to be an R and speaking at the convention. I wouldn't put it past the vindictive rat-sucker, maybe Christie didn't either and thought it best to Lie Back and Think Of Jersey.

Christie will do what he thinks will help New Jersey. Some of his ideas along those lines happen to fall under the Republican tent, but that doesn't make him red to the core. I like Christie myself, but I'm heartily glad he resisted any VP temptations -- he's good where he is, but I think ONLY for where he is, and should never go national.

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 01:08 AM (SUlmX)

519 What? 1986?Yeah. Still burns.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:06 AM (piMMO)

Yeah I was in high school and my dad conned me into watching that shit. We still laugh about it today. He hates that bastard too.

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:08 AM (DU15A)

520 514
There are now so many friggin emails flying around about CAC duty on
election night that I don't know how anyone keeps up with them.

If something doesn't apply to all, then don't send to all.


is this on the Yahoo group?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 01:08 AM (d/5qf)

521 489
@ 443 Tickled Pink--

I never liked nor trusted Christie. I mean,
I was thrilled he won in 2009. He can be entertaining at times, and he
has done well with some things. But I still never trusted the man.

His
behavior this week has only mildly surprised me. Personally, I think he
is looking to his own 2013 reelection bid, and/or hedging his bets for a
cushy appointment from Obama if Romney loses. Outside theory-- he is
acting the way he is solely BECAUSE it is bothering people, and he likes
annoying folks. Which is dumb, but would also not surprise me.


Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 12:59 AM (U9x6W)

He is one year away from running for re-election. Rule number 1 for politicians is to protect your re-election campaign. All other rules are just "See Rule #1".

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 01:09 AM (Zd/NW)

522 I just don't get the fixation on Christie. Big fig he got friendly with the President who showed up to look at storm damage. And? What was he supposed to do, kick Barack in the yams and push him in the Atlantic?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:09 AM (r4wIV)

523 Sometimes i wonder if jimi ray is some kinda joke account

Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 01:10 AM (8HhF2)

524 Love how Drudge has a headline about the exploitation of the mentally ill for votes and under it a headline about Biden taking a vacation.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 03, 2012 01:10 AM (JRU+g)

525 Man, the AoSHQ has the bestest imaginary friends a moron could want! I'm outta here- don't trash the place.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 03, 2012 01:10 AM (ND7TC)

526 Wow. This ONT got real big.

In "honor" of the Red Dawn re-make let me hold up my hand and yell "SCOOOOO-AMF!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Channeling Gen. Honore at November 03, 2012 01:10 AM (gmoEG)

527 "I dunno why Christie is playing footsie with Captain Clusterfuck."

i think he's just putting the people of his state above petty political differences. he got some heat -- presumably by the same people who think political discourse belongs in the gutter -- for saying he "doesn't give a damn about presidential politics" with people in his state desperately needing relief, and i honestly think that's the proper answer for a governor of a state that has just been hit by a huge storm.

we all saw christie at the rnc! maybe he didn't do enough to shine romney's shoes, but he sure did a lot to point out all the sh*t on obama's! christie is on our side, and he's proven that again and again...he's just not going to go out of his way to irk the head of the executive branch...probably the single person who can do the most to help his state get the resources it needs.

i agree with the posters here saying it doesn't have anything to do with presidential ambitions...i think christie knows that 1) his frank new jersey bellicosity isn't much for socons, and 2) he's honestly not in good enough shape to be president.

remember when we had the "presidential fitness challenge"? i think, and i believe many americans think, that it's important for the president to be an example to the citizenry. after billjeff and barack, i know that notion is a tough sell, but hay.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 01:11 AM (79EF9)

528 Apparently, in the aforementioned Scooby Doo Porn, Velma does a little hanging with Daphne. Nttawwt.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2012 01:11 AM (FFv6j)

529 Was Velma the one with the turtleneck?------Didn't they always make Velma hang with Shaggy and Scoopy?...She was smart but Daphne was the pretty redhead thay got to hang with the blond guy right?

Posted by: concrete girl at November 03, 2012 01:08 AM

Velma was the slut. Daphne was the one that took it up the poopchute with that cravat wearing pervert.

Posted by: otho at November 03, 2012 01:12 AM (yBF/9)

530 is this on the Yahoo group?

***

I'm receiving the emails directly to my inbox.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:12 AM (piMMO)

531 If you missed it earlier, turn to Greta. She goes off abut Benghazi.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:12 AM (piMMO)

532
I dunno why Christie is playing footsie with Captain Clusterfuck.
Maybe he got threatened with something?

Posted by: wheatie






Chin-ups?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 03, 2012 01:13 AM (kdS6q)

533 Apparently, in the aforementioned Scooby Doo Porn, Velma does a little hanging with Daphne. Nttawwt.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2012 01:11 AM (FFv6j)

Whoa... I was talking about the PG movie... now I am intrigued

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:13 AM (DU15A)

534 That A-10 vid is the shit CDR. Love that plane. The sound of the GAU-8 is like some Viking or Rohan war horn.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 03, 2012 01:13 AM (JRU+g)

535 I wish I could make a film or miniseries out of Clancy's Red Storm Rising it would be such a kick ass show. Just the A10s terrifying the Soviet forces alone would be great but its a terrific story from start to finish.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:14 AM (r4wIV)

536 "And? What was he supposed to do, kick Barack in the yams and push him in the Atlantic?"

some people just can't stand when politics doesn't involve bitter blood feuding, i guess. @.@

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 01:14 AM (79EF9)

537 @511 MrCaniac --

The fact that they are using a John Edwards guy explains oh so much. I hope they keep using him and we keep winning, in that case.

I never hear ads like that here, mercifully. I was listening to WRVA in the car tonight and heard it. Of course, I would give my right arm to be in Cantor's district right about now. I was redistricted from the 1st this year into the 3rd district (Scott). That was what I was afraid would happen, and sure enough...

Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 01:14 AM (U9x6W)

538 212
@200 "Some men just want to watch the world burn."

******

"Some would rather rule in Hell, than serve in Heaven."

Posted by: Alexander Pope at November 03, 2012 01:14 AM (2c1Cq)

539 gotta say, tho, he lost *all* credibility with me when i found out he had been doctor shopping for heroin pills
Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 12:46 AM (7

Hi, you love you some long diatribes! You are smarter then me, why do you keep taking me on.
You have twelve degrees, you are married to an officer of high stature, and I have told you on more then one occasion I am just a dumb hick.

But my vote will count on election day. I do live in NV. And you seem to know a bunch about this state also, damn have you lived everywhere?

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 03, 2012 01:14 AM (2Nzn8)

540 If you missed it earlier, turn to Greta. She goes off abut Benghazi.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:12 AM (piMMO)

Watching it now. She is a lawyer and can make a good argument without sounding petty or nasty

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:15 AM (DU15A)

541 On Scooby Doo, doesn't Fred look like Jim Messina? And with that windowless van driving around with a bunch of teenagers makes me believe that those Scooby snacks were just some rophenol laced biscuits.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 01:15 AM (Zd/NW)

542 Biden shoud have taken a vacation four years ago.

Posted by: Grape Ape at November 03, 2012 01:15 AM (tPAOM)

543 He is one year away from running for re-election. Rule number 1 for politicians is to protect your re-election campaign. All other rules are just "See Rule #1".

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 01:09 AM (Zd/NW)


Sucking up to Barky isn't going to help Christie in his re-election. The turd is doing this for other reasons. Very stupid reasons.

And, if Barky wins, he's just going to punish Christie anyway, because that's how the Indonesian is. Of course, if Barky wins, none of this shit will matter in the least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:16 AM (X3lox)

544 What was he supposed to do, kick Barack in the yams and push him in the Atlantic?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:09 AM (r4wIV)

Might have lost his reelection bid next year, but I would drive up there and give that fat bastard a hug if he did.

Oh well, on Tuesday we all get to throw a figurative yam-kick at that fucking guy.

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 03, 2012 01:16 AM (4QAQg)

545 Watching it now. She is a lawyer and can make a good argument without sounding petty or nasty


****

I don't think he cares!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:16 AM (piMMO)

546 okay I sent a tweet to cac, let's see what happens

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 01:17 AM (d/5qf)

547 Sunita and Akihiko "walked" in space today. They left us down here, bumping into the bricks. No justice. None.

Posted by: and irresolute at November 03, 2012 01:17 AM (DBH1h)

548 Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:17 AM (GEICT)

549 Jimi, his exact words were that he didn't give a darn about the Election.

i know his state is in dire straits right now, BUT he should care about the election, for the good of the future of our country, for the future economy that will affect all Americans, including New Jerseyans.

In 6 months, the people in Jersey will be returning to a sense of normalcy. If President Obama is re-elected, the consequences will be far worse, and people in every state across the country will be suffering.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 03, 2012 01:17 AM (guSVk)

550 Hi Im Gergles and I'm here to harsh your mellow as revenge for my worthless life. Then I'll skullscrew my life sized Obama cardboard cutout.

Posted by: Gergles at November 03, 2012 01:17 AM (JRU+g)

551 okay I sent a tweet to cac, let's see what happens


***

Thanks. I don't mind how many emails they send as long as they are relevant and, after asking earlier this evening if they applied to me, and not getting an answer, it got annoying.

Are you on the team too?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:18 AM (piMMO)

552 Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:17 AM (GEICT)


That the flying chair was off by a few millimeters.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:18 AM (X3lox)

553 Ialmost liked Christie, BUT, he is a gun grabber and I wouldn't want to take him fishing. The bass boat might sink.. and my lunch ??
He has a "butt in the front"

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:19 AM (DU15A)

554 Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of?


***

The 'stache!!


BTW, am I at the correct tweet address for you?

It looks like you tweet porn stars all day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:20 AM (piMMO)

555 Have any of you wacky kids read IowaHawk's Scooby-Doo adventure as told by Hunter S. Thompson?


Sorry, too lazy to dig out the link.

Posted by: fluffy at November 03, 2012 01:20 AM (z9HTb)

556
That the flying chair was off by a few millimeters.


***

HA!

Good one!

I would love for EOJ to do an open letter to Geraldo post.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:21 AM (piMMO)

557 Red Storm Rising. One of the best fiction books I've ever read. Have to re-read at least once a year. I love what-if type books, and that one beats em all.

Currently reading the first of the New World series by John O'brein. Not really liking it. Tries too hard, and you can see the self-satisfied smirk on the authors face as you read it.

James Cook & DJ Molles series both crush it in the zombie apocalypse category.

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 03, 2012 01:21 AM (4QAQg)

558 522
I just don't get the fixation on Christie. Big fig he got friendly with
the President who showed up to look at storm damage. And? What was he
supposed to do, kick Barack in the yams and push him in the Atlantic?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:09 AM (r4wIV)

That I would pay to see him do.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 01:21 AM (Zd/NW)

559 Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of? Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:17 AM (GEICT) That the flying chair was off by a few millimeters.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:18 AM (X3lox)


There was a coal mining accident a couple years ago and they were drilling to try to rescue them.
When that dipshit said " the miners are alive " ! And they were really dead. Asshole.

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:22 AM (DU15A)

560 Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of?


_____________________

Bette Midler appeared on HLN's "Joy Behar Show" Tuesday night and took questions from Facebook fans. Asked about her infamous affair with Fox News host Geraldo Rivera, Midler said that sex with the 'stache was anything but divine.

When reminded that Geraldo had written about having sex with her in his autobiography, Midler cringed.

"I wouldn't write about having sex with Geraldo. Ew!" she told Behar. "I had sex with Geraldo but I don't think I would write about it. It was nothing to write home about!"

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:22 AM (r2PLg)

561 Listened to Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" again tonight. I know he did a ton of overdubs to make it work but damnation those drums sound amazing. Its nearly exactly the sound of a hot Harley idling and that's one of the last songs Eddie ever actually played his guitar worth a damn on. Yeah the song is basically silly but the music is just amazing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:23 AM (r4wIV)

562 Are you on the team too?

apparently not, I haven't gotten any emails

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 01:23 AM (d/5qf)

563 554
It looks like you tweet porn stars all day.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:20 AM (piMMO)




Uhhhhh.....what? @Brentcochran1

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:24 AM (GEICT)

564 okay, going to bed
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 01:24 AM (d/5qf)

565 And Christopher Taylor, I was giving Mr Christie the benefit of the doubt at first.

However, before Obama even arrived, Christie went on not one, not two, but nearly every news show on nearly every network and gushed about Obama's leadership. Not the simple, "I'm pleased with the federal response" No, dear leader is extraordinary, outstanding, wonderful to work with.

Then, as recently as 3 or so hours ago, he has to post a photo with the caption, "On the phone with President Obama" Was that really necessary? Why is he keeping it in everyone's minds?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 03, 2012 01:24 AM (guSVk)

566 In his book "Exposing Myself," Geraldo Rivera revealed his affairs with hundreds and hundreds of women including Bette Midler, Liza Minnelli,

http://www.post-gazette.com/

*hurl*

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:24 AM (r2PLg)

567
548Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of?

That he got knocked down like a little girl, by a two-foot wave.

Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 01:25 AM (ICEh3)

568 Christie was just doing his job as a governor. His job was to help his state, get aid, and make sure he helped his people as much as possible. That's why he said he didn't care about the election: he cared about his storm-ravaged state and people in awful circumstances. Yeah, maybe a little short sighted but that's his job. I thought he did the right thing, even if it may somehow have hurt Romney's shot at election - I don't see as it even remotely did, but even if it had.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:25 AM (r4wIV)

569 apparently not, I haven't gotten any emails


****

Did you sign up?

I just counted. There have been 17 emails since 1000 pm, and, from what I can tell, not one of them applies to what I am doing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:26 AM (piMMO)

570 okay, going to bedgood night all
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 01:24 AM (d/5qf)

So ? you callin the Rom or what ?

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:26 AM (DU15A)

571 Bloomberg reached a new level of Suck today.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 03, 2012 01:26 AM (6/bOE)

572 548
Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:17 AM (GEICT)

I try to avoid his show on FNC on the weekends, but when I have seen it, it's full of bad production issues - cuts to commercials in the middle of a sentence, Jerry castigating his staff on air, videos not cued up, and then there's "brother Craig" - I figure it's either his production crew hates him and does whatever they can to sabotage the show, or they are all as incompetent as Jerry...

Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 01:26 AM (JwW4z)

573 jimiray, tell me where you can find the best philly cheesesteak in nv, and you win. Dont try to look it up.

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 03, 2012 01:26 AM (2Nzn8)

574 • Jagger and dancer Rudolf Nureyev playfully trapping Geraldo Rivera in the middle of a sexual sandwich at a party; Rivera claims that this was Mick’s serious attempt to seduce him

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:26 AM (r2PLg)

575 I just counted. There have been 17 emails since 1000 pm, and, from what I can tell, not one of them applies to what I am doing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:26 AM (piMMO)

sounds like my job

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:27 AM (DU15A)

576 Then, as recently as 3 or so hours ago, he has to post a photo with the caption, "On the phone with President Obama" Was that really necessary? Why is he keeping it in everyone's minds?

My guess (and that's all its worth)? He's playing for his public: I'm doing every thing I can to help you and buttering up this egotistical jackass is the best way. Plus it probably plays really well with his voters.

I dunno, maybe he's a jerk who should be attacked, but I just figure he's trying to help his people.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:27 AM (r4wIV)

577 In his book "Exposing Myself," Geraldo Rivera revealed his affairs with hundreds and hundreds of women including Bette Midler, Liza Minnelli,

http://www.post-gazette.com/

*hurl*

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:24 AM (r2PLg)


That's okay. Gerry made such a big deal about having slept with 2500 dumbshit, desperate women for his book release and Wilt Chamberlain came out with his own book not a week later that said he slept with 10,000 women and Gerry's little book was never to be heard of again.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:27 AM (X3lox)

578 Christie was just doing his job as a governor. His job was to help his
state, get aid, and make sure he helped his people as much as possible.
That's why he said he didn't care about the election: he cared about
his storm-ravaged state and people in awful circumstances. Yeah, maybe a
little short sighted but that's his job. I thought he did the
right thing, even if it may somehow have hurt Romney's shot at election -
I don't see as it even remotely did, but even if it had.


***

My issue with Christie isn't that he did whatever he had t do to get help for his people, but more general in nature.

I don't like his bullying behavior or his big mouth. I mean, I do like them, but they have no place in national politics.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:27 AM (piMMO)

579 522

I just don't get the fixation on Christie. Big fig he got friendly with

the President who showed up to look at storm damage. And? What was he

supposed to do, kick Barack in the yams and push him in the Atlantic?


I agree with you, but I can't stop smiling warmly at the image.

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 01:28 AM (SUlmX)

580 You guys on the team--don't forget to report what the local news is saying.

In 2004 local Las Vegas media called Nevada hours before the national media--and they were on the news wondering what the hell was wrong with the MSM

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:29 AM (r2PLg)

581 548Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of? That he got knocked down like a little girl, by a two-foot wave.
Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 01:25 AM (ICEh3)
HA ...forgot about that one. What a little bitch.

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:29 AM (DU15A)

582
There are now so many friggin emails flying around about CAC duty on election night that I don't know how anyone keeps up with them.
If something doesn't apply to all, then don't send to all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse





There's a setting under "Edit Membership" to limit or turn off email notification. If you turn off email, you can still just pop in an read the group directly.

Might cut down on the noise.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 03, 2012 01:29 AM (kdS6q)

583 Bloomberg reached a new level of Suck today.


Wanna go for a jog?

Posted by: Mikey B. at November 03, 2012 01:30 AM (z9HTb)

584 You guys on the team--don't forget to report what the local news is saying.



In 2004 local Las Vegas media called Nevada hours before the national media--and they were on the news wondering what the hell was wrong with the MSM

***

Will do!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:30 AM (piMMO)

585
I don't like his bullying behavior or his big mouth. I mean, I do like them, but they have no place in national politics.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:27 AM (piMMO)

===========
Forget it, Jake, it's Englishtown.

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 01:30 AM (SUlmX)

586 That's okay. Gerry made such a big deal about having slept with 2500 dumbshit, desperate women for his book release and Wilt Chamberlain came out with his own book not a week later that said he slept with 10,000 women and Gerry's little book was never to be heard of again.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:27 AM (X3lox)

__________________

Well Bette Midler and Liza Minnelli----that's just bad taste --isn't it?

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:30 AM (r2PLg)

587 Will do!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:30 AM (piMMO)

___________

Florida baby--we are going to be counting on you!

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:30 AM (r2PLg)

588 Greta's interview with Martha McSally (AF pilot running for Congress) is on again in a minute or so.

Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (JwW4z)

589 There's a setting under "Edit Membership" to limit or turn off email
notification. If you turn off email, you can still just pop in an read
the group directly.

Might cut down on the noise.


****

thanks!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (piMMO)

590 Christie was just doing his job as a governor. His job was to help his state, get aid, and make sure he helped his people as much as possible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:25 AM (r4wIV)


No, he really wasn't. And anyone with a brain knows that just sucking up to Barky doesn't get you jackshit. With Barky it's purely pay-to-play. Flattery goes nowhere with the Indonesian and good faith is not something that barky engages in. If money came from Barky to NJ you can bet your ass it will be turned off right after the election, no matter what.

It's not like any of this is a secret. We've seen how the Indonesian operates for over 4 years, now. I really can't believe that there are still Americans who don't understand this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (X3lox)

591 "548Ok, so I've mocked Jerry for giving away troops position and Capone's Vault. What else can we think of? That he got knocked down like a little girl, by a two-foot wave. Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 01:25 AM (ICEh3) HA ...forgot about that one. What a little bitch.
Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway "

Bette Midler claimed he raped her.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (23hV8)

592 580 You guys on the team--don't forget to report what the local news is saying. In 2004 local Las Vegas media called Nevada hours before the national media--and they were on the news wondering what the hell was wrong with the MSM
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:29 AM (r2PLg)

Well in 2010 the republicans took every office but hairy read, and we all know how that turned out!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (2Nzn8)

593 You know the reporter that most warms my heart and makes me feel happy and grinning inside? Peter Arnett. That traitorous backstabbing evil son of a bitch got his. He's totally out of the business as far as I can tell. Utterly destroyed, discredited, humiliated, and purged from the business. He was such a worthless turd that even the legacy media pinched him off and flushed. That just makes me grin. It can happen. If only it could happen to Olbermann and Amanpour.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (r4wIV)

594 That's okay. Gerry made such a big deal about having slept with 2500 dumbshit, desperate women for his book release and Wilt Chamberlain came out with his own book not a week later that said he slept with 10,000 women and Gerry's little book was never to be heard of again. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:27 AM (X3lox) __________________ Well Bette Midler and Liza Minnelli----that's just bad taste --isn't it?
Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:30 AM (r2PLg)

Beat me too it. I think I would keep that shit to myself. I need to write fox a letter about that asshole.

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:32 AM (DU15A)

595 Catch you guys later---off to bed, but might take awhile to fall asleep because I just grossed myself out researching Geraldo's sex life.

puke--gag

*cough*

Posted by: tasker at November 03, 2012 01:32 AM (r2PLg)

596 Well, Chris Taylor, in 2 years, when the millions of people in his state are unemployed, underemployed, on food stamps, desperate for work...we'll see if he did his job for his state.

A state is more than one section of people, you know.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 03, 2012 01:33 AM (guSVk)

597 Liza Minella has slept with 500,000 men and she rated Geraldoat 499,994
btw - those other 6 guys were dead.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 03, 2012 01:33 AM (6/bOE)

598 New email from Obama just came in:

Subject: Republicans for Obama

Friend --



In the past week, President Obama received two powerful endorsements
from leaders who aren't exactly partisan Democrats: Colin Powell and
Michael Bloomberg.



Take a look at them, and forward along:


Thanks, Colin and Bloomberg. You fucks! Chane your fucking registrations.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:33 AM (piMMO)

599 Why is Christie, the Governor of a state in the NE hit by a hurricane as winter is setting in just before a presidential election, playing nice with that president running for re-election?

God - I can't guess. Can I ask General Honore this, please?

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Channeling Gen. Honore at November 03, 2012 01:34 AM (gmoEG)

600 Tweets to Jerry so far:


"@GeraldoRivera Hey, I think that Obama is complicit in those deaths. Btw, given away any coordinates lately?"

"@GeraldoRivera Tell you what, you and O can have my apology, if you can find it. It's in Capone's vault."

"@GeraldoRivera Hey if I owe an apology to Obama, do you owe one to those coal miner's families? How about Bette Midler?"



Juvenile? Sure. But kinda fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:34 AM (GEICT)

601 Night all. God Bless

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 03, 2012 01:34 AM (2Nzn8)

602 537
@511 MrCaniac --

The fact that they are using a John Edwards guy
explains oh so much. I hope they keep using him and we keep winning, in
that case.

I never hear ads like that here, mercifully. I was
listening to WRVA in the car tonight and heard it. Of course, I would
give my right arm to be in Cantor's district right about now. I was
redistricted from the 1st this year into the 3rd district (Scott). That
was what I was afraid would happen, and sure enough...


Posted by: VAgirl at November 03, 2012 01:14 AM (U9x6W)

Saunders thinks that this year he is setting up Cantor for defeat in 14. He really thinks that he is tearing him down for the rematch. He did that out here, and the guy lost by a larger margin the 2nd time. He is a folksy guy, and sounds good on the interview shows, but he is more about his self promotion than promoting his candidate.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 01:34 AM (Zd/NW)

603 You know the reporter that most warms my heart and makes me feel happy and grinning inside? Peter Arnett. That traitorous backstabbing evil son of a bitch got his. He's totally out of the business as far as I can tell. Utterly destroyed, discredited, humiliated, and purged from the business. He was such a worthless turd that even the legacy media pinched him off and flushed. That just makes me grin. It can happen. If only it could happen to Olbermann and Amanpour.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (r4wIV)

Olbermann ?

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:34 AM (DU15A)

604 They aren't partisan Democrats? Well I guess technically they are registered Republican, but did anyone on earth think those two choads wouldn't endorse Obama? And is there anyone alive who cares about their opinions? Mister has-been who hangs out with Farrakhan and Mister ban the Big Gulp?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:35 AM (r4wIV)

605 Thanks, Colin and Bloomberg. You fucks! Chane your fucking registrations.


Already did, Sweetie.


That drink isn't 20oz, is it?

Posted by: Mike 'No Labels' Bloomberg at November 03, 2012 01:35 AM (z9HTb)

606 >>Bette Midler claimed he raped her.

Her screams said 'no', but her eyes...her eyes were saying yes.

Posted by: Geraldo's Womb Broom at November 03, 2012 01:35 AM (FFv6j)

607 Give me a few drinks and I would have hit Midler back in the day. Now? Not even with a gun to my head.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 01:36 AM (23hV8)

608
Florida baby--we are going to be counting on you!


****

Florida is going to Romney. Nothing to see here!

Too bad I got the Congressional races in districts 1-14 to watch because I will be fixated on the POTUS numbers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:36 AM (piMMO)

609 Oh wait - I was channeling, but I got a lot of static - something like "...on't...et...pid..." and then I lost it.

Can someone translate, please?

(sarc)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Channeling Gen. Honore at November 03, 2012 01:36 AM (gmoEG)

610 A stale Krispy Creme doughnut and a warm Mountain Dew would get you laid in Staten Island tonight.
It's come to that..

Posted by: TexasJew at November 03, 2012 01:36 AM (6/bOE)

611 Juvenile? Sure. But kinda fun.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:34 AM (GEICT)

Good work

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:37 AM (DU15A)

612 "You are smarter then me, why do you keep taking me on.
You have twelve degrees, you are married to an officer of high stature, and I have told you on more then one occasion I am just a dumb hick. "

why do you have to make EVERY @!$%! THING into a fight? nobody is "taking you on"...except maybe in some delusional, self-centric fantasia where you've cast yourself in the role of Most Important Issue On Everyone's Minds At All Times.

i was offering my opinion on rush limbaugh and how much of a blow he did to grass-roots conservatism with the indefensible hypocrisy. for the record, i didn't even notice you had posted the comment...that's how little this is about you, regardless of where the limelight in your brain is focussed.

why don't you get over me and stop trying to make everything fit into your narrative of Supreme Crusader For Conservative Purity? you seriously can't seem to let a day pass without making some comment directing attacking me as a person (as opposed to anything i say)...and yet you actually have little enough shame to bellow about "me taking you on".

oo~ookay. whatever you say.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 01:37 AM (79EF9)

613
....Wilt Chamberlain came out with his own book not a week later that said he slept with 10,000 women

This would require being able to count to 10,000.
I don't think Chamberlain can do that.

Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 01:38 AM (ICEh3)

614
"@GeraldoRivera Hey, I think that Obama is complicit in those deaths. Btw, given away any coordinates lately?"



"@GeraldoRivera Tell you what, you and O can have my apology, if you can find it. It's in Capone's vault."



"@GeraldoRivera Hey if I owe an apology to Obama, do you owe one to those coal miner's families? How about Bette Midler?"



***

I also sent one earlier about giving out coordinates.

Now I need to go retweet you!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:38 AM (piMMO)

615 NDH, ok, that's weird. Twitter handle is same as here. Pic kinda looks like me. Not me though. Like I said @brentcochran1

I'm following you, so you can find me that way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:38 AM (GEICT)

616 "Bette Midler claimed he raped her. Her screams said 'no', but her eyes...her eyes were saying yes.
Posted by: Geraldo's Womb Broom"

I'd really like to do Michelle Malkin. So feisty...

Posted by: Geraldo's Hair at November 03, 2012 01:38 AM (23hV8)

617 Juvenile? Sure. But kinda fun.


Ask him if he has gotten a wedgie from Michelle Malkin lately.

Posted by: @fluffyaoshq at November 03, 2012 01:39 AM (z9HTb)

618 590
Christie was just doing his job as a governor. His job was to help
his state, get aid, and make sure he helped his people as much as
possible.



Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:25 AM (r4wIV)



No, he really wasn't. And anyone with a brain knows that just
sucking up to Barky doesn't get you jackshit. With Barky it's purely
pay-to-play. Flattery goes nowhere with the Indonesian and good faith
is not something that barky engages in. If money came from Barky to NJ
you can bet your ass it will be turned off right after the election, no
matter what. (...)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (X3lox)

=======
But of course the spigot will turn off after the election. That means one week after Sandy hit.
After the crucial first days that rescue people from devastation and death.After Christie can get enough of a footing on the situation that state resources can take it from there.Christie knows TGF is a shitweasel. But Jersyites learn how cope with shitweasels (since so many of them belong to the species).

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 01:40 AM (SUlmX)

619 http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/aircraft/a-10-unit.htm

Not sure how up to date this list of A-10s and units are. No mention of Afghanistan after all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 01:40 AM (94rak)

620 I also don't understand why Christie was so repulsed by the idea of meeting with Romney to survey the damage as well. I mean.....as the potential POTUS, Romney will have just as much, if not more authority in executing relief fund distribution as Obama will.

Shouldn't the guy who MAY be POTUS be on the ground observing, should he be in office when the aid checks need to be cut.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 03, 2012 01:40 AM (guSVk)

621 BCochran, you following NDH across the Internetz?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 01:41 AM (94rak)

622 561
Listened to Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" again tonight. I know he did a
ton of overdubs to make it work but damnation those drums sound
amazing. Its nearly exactly the sound of a hot Harley idling and that's
one of the last songs Eddie ever actually played his guitar worth a
damn on. Yeah the song is basically silly but the music is just
amazing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:23 AM (r4wIV)

That was also before Eddie discovered meth. I'm not sure if Alex got hooked on it, but damn, I heard "You Really Got Me" on the radio last night, and Anthony's bass playing was/is really underrated.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 01:41 AM (Zd/NW)

623
Geraldo, how is your chairface ? Your nose looks like it is still swollen, or is there a potato stuck to your face ?

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:41 AM (DU15A)

624 BC, check it out.

Would you supply your home and parents' (?) addresses on twitter?

https://twitter.com/bcochran1981

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:41 AM (piMMO)

625 Nerves will be touched tonight, if #612 is any indication.

And where nerves are touched, there is always...love! (and lots of alcohol!)

Le Growwll.

*ahem*

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Channeling Pepe Le Pew at November 03, 2012 01:41 AM (gmoEG)

626 "A stale Krispy Creme doughnut and a warm Mountain Dew would get you laid in Staten Island tonight. It's come to that..
Posted by: TexasJew "


(Grabs his chilled Code Red and some donuts, and takes off for Staten Island.)

Seriously, may those people find comfort and support somehow.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 01:41 AM (23hV8)

627
Juvenile? Sure. But kinda fun.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:34 AM (GEICT)


Good work

----------

Yeah, nice work.

Posted by: wheatie at November 03, 2012 01:42 AM (ICEh3)

628 I also don't understand why Christie was so repulsed by the idea of meeting with Romney to survey the damage as well.

I dunno, maybe he figures Romney will do the right thing anyway, but Obama has to be courted to get him to take action.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:42 AM (r4wIV)

629 NDH, ok, that's weird. Twitter handle is same as here. Pic kinda looks like me. Not me though. Like I said @brentcochran1



I'm following you, so you can find me that way.


****

Already followed you and retweeted your Geraldo funnies.

I LOL everytime I read the one about the apology being in Capone's vault.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:43 AM (piMMO)

630 Subject: Republicans for Obama

Friend --

In the past week, President Obama received two powerful endorsements from leaders who aren't exactly partisan Democrats: Colin Powell and Michael Bloomberg.


LOL. Powell and Bloomberg are among the people most hated by Republicans. Close enough for Barky, I guess.

Powell is a stale affirmative action joke, already, and Bloomberg is just a midget Stalin the left loves.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:44 AM (X3lox)

631 Have their been any machines for sale lately ?

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:45 AM (DU15A)

632 That was also before Eddie discovered meth.

I always figured Valerie just snipped off his dangly bits, didn't know drugs were involved.

Anthony's bass playing was/is really underrated.

Without his voice doing harmony behind David Lee Roth the songs wouldn't be nearly as good either. They were a tight, tight band that put out some of the best good time rock and roll ever.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:45 AM (r4wIV)

633 604
They aren't partisan Democrats? Well I guess technically they are
registered Republican, but did anyone on earth think those two choads
wouldn't endorse Obama? And is there anyone alive who cares about their
opinions? Mister has-been who hangs out with Farrakhan and Mister ban
the Big Gulp?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:35 AM (r4wIV)

Bloomberg is a Dem who switched to R in 2001 to run for Mayor then switched to Independent once elected. It was the only way he would have won following Guiliani in NYC was to run as a Republican. Plus he self funded, and that played into the equation for the GOP to support him. But he did what shitheels do, he stabbed the GOP in the back and has done so since switching.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 01:46 AM (Zd/NW)

634 Geraldo, a legend in his own mind.
I'm beting he whacks off to his own reflection.

Posted by: The Golf Ball That Struck Nidermeyer's Horse at November 03, 2012 01:47 AM (23hV8)

635 620
I also don't understand why Christie was so repulsed by the idea of
meeting with Romney to survey the damage as well. I mean.....as the
potential POTUS, Romney will have just as much, if not more authority in
executing relief fund distribution as Obama will.



Shouldn't the guy who MAY be POTUS be on the ground observing, should he be in office when the aid checks need to be cut.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 03, 2012 01:40 AM (guSVk)



=========
Um, no.
Romney doesn't have an official position in this, yet. Even if elected, he won't have one 'til late January. Things should damn well enough be in a different state then that any scouting is essentially useless.All you have is yet another photo op, that look like a sad and pathetic echo of an already sad and pathetic pose at Presidentin'.

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 01:47 AM (SUlmX)

636 Wtf????? I gotta take care of some shit NDH. I think someone was trying to be funny along time ago. It doesn't look like the account has been used in awhile.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:48 AM (GEICT)

637 631 Have their been any machines for sale lately ?

Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 01:45 AM (DU15A)


How about a hay baler?

Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2012 01:48 AM (HtUkt)

638 Hello, morons. I'm sitting here at almost 2am enjoying a Oskar Blue's Dale's Pale Ale.

Now ... savor the liberal butthurt on Facebook. Mwahahahaha! We're so gonna win!

I
just read today, Romney said on the first day in office he'd let
companies dig for oil on federal land (um, can he just do that?) he'd
loosen restrictions on coal mining and he'd stop jobs from leaving the
US. to go to China (and I think his corps actually outsourced to China,
weird)

So all I'm saying...is that he's gonna have one hell of a busy
day and IF he's elected and WHEN those things don't happen the first day
I hope his opponent brings up those broken promises. You know like how
Obama said he would turn the economy around in 3 years, but didn't blah
blah.

All I'm saying is that every candidate thinks they are going to
CHANGE washington, guess what. Washington is slow, you aren't going to
do anything your first day except set you your email signature.

Posted by: Warden at November 03, 2012 01:49 AM (0DlnM)

639 "jimiray, tell me where you can find the best philly cheesesteak in nv, and you win. Dont try to look it up."

lol, are you kidding me?

i don't know anything about nevada, and i've never claimed to know anything about nevada. i just said that, having visited a boy friend stationed at nellis AFB a couple of times, it wasn't hard for me to see how nevada, which used to be reliably red, turned so blue so fast. the deliberate prostration to the fallen gods of glamour that the city of las vegas represents just never gave off a conservative vibe to me.

i'm sorry that an admitted outsider's perspective bothers you so much...but maybe you should try to prevent yourself from getting so worked up over an outsider's offhand observation about the values of las vegas.

between the cheese-stakes, the bellowing combativeness, and the stress of your imaginary one-woman crusade on the internet, a woman of your age can't possibly be doing her cardiovascular system any favours.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 01:50 AM (79EF9)

640 After the crucial first days that rescue people from devastation and death.After Christie can get enough of a footing on the situation that state resources can take it from there.

Federal money doesn't work like that. It's promised, first, then possibly appropriated, and then takes a long time to funnel down. By the time the election's over the federal money would not have even started coming in, really.

Christie knows TGF is a shitweasel. But Jersyites learn how cope with shitweasels (since so many of them belong to the species).

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 01:40 AM (SUlmX)


What have the feds done for Jersey? What has Christie gotten out of his deal with the devil? 5 mile long gas lines and fistfights at the stations? That's some help.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 01:51 AM (X3lox)

641 " @GeraldoRivera Serious question. Do you honestly thi....LOOK OUT! CHAIR!!!!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:52 AM (GEICT)

642 "Have their been any machines for sale lately ?
Posted by: The Jackhole who loves Ventura Highway "


Just the dildo jackhammer and turnip twaddler. Interested? Quite a bargain.

Posted by: farright at November 03, 2012 01:54 AM (23hV8)

643 RE: Still need help getting fired up for Tuesday? This should help. (tmi3rd)

---
The reason Rocky was scaling that mountain at the end of the montage is because there was one last address belonging to a cabin up at the summit that he needed to do a literature drop on.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 03, 2012 01:56 AM (zrpqj)

644 You guys on the team--don't forget to report what the local news is saying.



In 2004 local Las Vegas media called Nevada hours before the national media--and they were on the news wondering what the hell was wrong with the MSM

***

Will do!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 01:30 AM (piMMO)


I will likely have over a dozen twitter streams on following this in addition to local news on the TV and local talk/news radio streaming on the internet.

Also, could anyone suggest a good twitter program that allows you to have multiple accounts going at a time?

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 03, 2012 01:57 AM (sZTYJ)

645 641
" @GeraldoRivera Serious question. Do you honestly thi....LOOK OUT! CHAIR!!!!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:52 AM (GEICT)

OMG that's hysterical... I'm following you now, too - there's a beagle in there somewhere....

Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 01:59 AM (JwW4z)

646 I think TweetDeck does something like that TPH

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:59 AM (GEICT)

647 "I also don't understand why Christie was so repulsed by the idea of meeting with Romney to survey the damage as well."

i heard that from some right-wing-lunatic site called news hounds...that christie was praising obama and dissing romney or something. when i read the transcript, it looked more like christie was trying to avoid playing into the reporter's anti-romney "gotcha".

the question was something like "you've been stumping for romney...is he going to pay you back by coming to new jersey?"

christie replied "i dunno and i'm not here to engage in your petty presidential politics". to ME, and i have no trouble admitting that i get these things wrong pretty often, it seemed like christie new romney wouldn't come to new jersey because they're nothing he could really do there as just a candidate, and was trying to brush off the "gotcha".

but again, sometimes i give these politicians too much benefit of my doubt.

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 02:00 AM (79EF9)

648
What have the feds done for Jersey? What has Christie gotten out of
his deal with the devil? 5 mile long gas lines and fistfights at the
stations? That's some help.


===========

Is blue, pre-sold NY getting much better than that? All you get from the shitweasel is shit, but consistency and texture thereof can be of material importance to your ability to endure it.

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 02:00 AM (SUlmX)

649 i heard that from some right-wing-lunatic site called news hounds...that christie was praising obama and dissing romney or something. when i read the transcript, it looked more like christie was trying to avoid playing into the reporter's anti-romney "gotcha".

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 02:00 AM (79EF9)


Learn how to read, numbnuts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 02:01 AM (X3lox)

650 Well in 2010 the republicans took every office but hairy read, and we all know how that turned out!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 03, 2012 01:31 AM (2Nzn


Actually, of the six statewide partisan offices, all the incumbents won (both R and D). The only seat without an incumbent was the Governor's race because the pants-around-his-ankles Gov. Gibbons got bounced in the primaries. Both Sandoval and Lt. Gov. Krolicki won big time and even won Clark County (and thus every single county in the state). The incumbent Dem Treas. and Controller won, but by less than 50% of the vote.

The Dem Sec. of State and A.G. both won by about the same margin as Sandoval and Krolicki. They are all, aside from Sandoval, termed out in '14. The Dem Sec. of State and A.G., assuming they don't agree to run for a different statewide office in '14, are likely to both run for Governor, creating a huge Dem primary fight for who gets to get squashed by Sandoval. One of them might try to grab the Lt. Gov. spot in case Sandoval goes for Reid's seat in '16 (the big name that has already announced is Wayne Allen Root who was the LP's VEEP candidate in '08 and recently switched to GOP).

It also means that those two Democrats will both try to go for Reid's seat in '16.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 03, 2012 02:04 AM (sZTYJ)

651 I think TweetDeck does something like that TPH

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 01:59 AM (GEICT)


Thanks, I'll check it out.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 03, 2012 02:05 AM (sZTYJ)

652 Seriously, for anyone who missed Geraldo on FandF this morning, you have to see it to believe it.

http://tinyurl.com/bg4p7kq

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:06 AM (piMMO)

653 Lotta novel-writing in this thread

Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 02:07 AM (8HhF2)

654 Is blue, pre-sold NY getting much better than that? All you get from the shitweasel is shit, but consistency and texture thereof can be of material importance to your ability to endure it.

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 02:00 AM (SUlmX)


But that's the point, now, isn't it. You don't bother sucking up to someone who can't or won't help you, no matter what.

And, as I wrote earlier, Barky is purely a pay-to-play scumbag. He doesn't give a rat's ass about flattery. He wants to see money, favors, and power before he'll give out anything from his personal stash of the Executive branch. Christie is, evidently, too fucking dumb to know this - even though he's already had years to observe it.

But, like I asked, I have yet to hear of anything the feds have actually done for Jersey.

You know, if Jersey would just waive that insane anti-gouging law they would have enough gas for everyone immediately. But ... no. Can't do that. Better to be sending away non-union volunteers so that overtime union scum can fuck things up, in addition to aiding the most dangerous enemy and threat America has ever faced a week before our, possibly, last election. great stuff ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 02:07 AM (X3lox)

655 NDH, twitter issue should be resolved shortly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 02:08 AM (GEICT)

656 NDH, twitter issue should be resolved shortly.


****

It's not my issue!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:09 AM (piMMO)

657 Learn how to read, numbnuts.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Careful amigo. She's likely to breakout her dissertation on reading skills in 17th Century Bulgaria and learn you but good.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 02:10 AM (jo069)

658 Dude!

it looks like the twitter address is gone now.

Admit it!

It was you!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:11 AM (piMMO)

659 What am I chopped liver?

No but my targets usually are by the time I'm finished!

Posted by: AC-130 at November 03, 2012 02:11 AM (AWwDY)

660 I severely and routinely abuse caffeine. Three 2L diet Dews/day or 8-10 Monster Zeros, etc.

When I'm jacked to the max, my BP is in the normal range and heartbeat elevated maybe 5bpm.

The only thing that scares me is low carb RockStars. If I pound three of them in a row something odd happens with my heartbeat. That doesn't happen with the Monster Zeros or diet Dew.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:11 AM (IbzMi)

661 I severely and routinely abuse caffeine. Three 2L diet Dews/day or 8-10 Monster Zeros, etc.


***

Bejeezus PA!

Why?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:13 AM (piMMO)

662 656 NDH, twitter issue should be resolved shortly.


****

It's not my issue!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:09 AM (piMMO)



Oh, believe me, I know who's issue it is. I was anti twitter for a while. Didn't get it, didn't care, thought it was dumb. So a certain numbnuts decided to have some fun. And then, displaying their genius and understanding, they apparently didn't realize the info that was being put out there.

Paraphrasing Ace, humor, how does it work?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 02:13 AM (GEICT)

663
Careful amigo. She's likely to breakout her dissertation on reading skills in 17th Century Bulgaria and learn you but good.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2012 02:10 AM (jo069)


Heh. Then I will have done everyone a service as it will take jimi jimi hours to compose it all in cyrillic letters.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 02:14 AM (X3lox)

664 Yes the midnight oil burns as we scribble quickly upon our digital writing desks the next greatest best selling novel. Or so we think.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 02:14 AM (94rak)

665
660 diet dew is a crime against humanity imho
just power up the new Samsung lappy
my god what a screen!!!
will break its gaming cherry with old school....doom3

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2012 02:14 AM (niVah)

666 658 Dude!

it looks like the twitter address is gone now.

Admit it!

It was you!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:11 AM (piMMO)



Already gone? Good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 02:14 AM (GEICT)

667 What time is it?



It's Howdy-Doody Time!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 03, 2012 02:14 AM (kaalw)

668 Well, got my Makers Mark, life is good.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 03, 2012 02:14 AM (wb/qi)

669 ....or not.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 03, 2012 02:14 AM (kaalw)

670
and the doom #
sweet...although a omen considering the game i'm loading

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2012 02:15 AM (niVah)

671
whoa
a post disappeared
I got robbed!!!! fucking republicans

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2012 02:15 AM (niVah)

672 671
whoa
a post disappeared
I got robbed!!!! fucking republicans
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2012 02:15 AM (niVah)



Sorry, that post was needed for a marathon thread coming up on Sunday.

Posted by: Bloomy at November 03, 2012 02:17 AM (GEICT)

673 Is Argo good?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 03, 2012 12:40 AM (d/5qf)


It sucks.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khomeini at November 03, 2012 02:17 AM (sZTYJ)

674 >>Bette Midler claimed he raped her.

Just NOW after all these years, the lyrics to "The Rose" make sense.

Posted by: Seddledown at November 03, 2012 02:17 AM (OkEgS)

675 Goodnight dear peoples.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:19 AM (piMMO)

676 Night, NDH.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 02:20 AM (X3lox)

677 Bejeezus PA! Why?

It works. I've also found that when I'm cranked, my ability to juggle a myriad of complex details and their interactions increases.

I suspect there some interaction where the caffeine is synergistically boosting my INTJ and Aspy characteristics. The shit really gets me locked into "the zone"...until the crash...and then I got nothing left and go zombie for 18 hours.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:20 AM (IbzMi)

678
ugggh
seriously need to swap out the hard drive to a couple ssd's
its got two 5400rpm 500gb now
slower than a sober biden

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2012 02:21 AM (niVah)

679 Night NDH!

Posted by: Bloomy at November 03, 2012 02:21 AM (GEICT)

680 Night NDH

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 02:23 AM (94rak)

681 diet dew is a crime against humanity imho

I can't do sugar. Been almost 20 years on lo/no carb stuff now. Don't miss the sugar at all.

Put the diet Dew in the freezer and let it get cold enough to where its a slushie and its the nectar of the gods.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:23 AM (IbzMi)

682 Off retard sock

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 02:23 AM (GEICT)

683 Random question: what the hell is Craig Kilborn doing these days?

Posted by: Texas Ranger at November 03, 2012 02:23 AM (IvvrO)

684 Paul Begala... asshole

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 02:24 AM (DU15A)

685 Better two slo joe biden drives than two drunk joe biden drives, who knows how many physical media errors you would have then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 02:24 AM (94rak)

686 Paul Begala... asshole

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 02:24 AM (DU15A)


He's still pissed about having been turned into a chick for Primary Colors.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 02:25 AM (X3lox)

687 Solaris blows goats, that is all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2012 02:25 AM (xKC/c)

688 You know, if Jersey would just waive that insane anti-gouging law they would have enough gas for everyone immediately.

-- My husband's been in contact with the kinfolk there, and had cause to remind him why he decamped 3000 miles to the west. Even !! California !! isn't as bad as the tangle Jersey's made by their "do-gooding."

But that's the point, now, isn't it. You don't bother sucking up to someone who can't or won't help you, no matter what.

-- I think we have different scales here. Bad and floundering as Jersey is right now, seemingly uncared for, I can imagine much, much worse. And Christie could've wooed TFG not so much for help, but to not actively screw help up. Paying to NOT be interfered with is not unknown in the lands of made men.

Posted by: sistrum at November 03, 2012 02:26 AM (SUlmX)

689 I suspect there some interaction where the caffeine is synergistically
boosting my INTJ and Aspy characteristics. The shit really gets me
locked into "the zone"...until the crash...and then I got nothing left
and go zombie for 18 hours.


****

One last comment.

I'm an INTP and if I drank that much caffeine my focus would be for shit. As it is, I already over-analyze and over-categorize everything.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:26 AM (piMMO)

690 652 Seriously, for anyone who missed Geraldo on FandF this morning, you have to see it to believe it.

http://tinyurl.com/bg4p7kq

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 03, 2012 02:06


I do loathe that pos Whorealdo.

Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2012 02:27 AM (HtUkt)

691 683 Random question: what the hell is Craig Kilborn doing these days?



According to Wiki, not a damn thing. Nothing really since the bit part in Old School.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 02:27 AM (GEICT)

692 ""What have the feds done for Jersey? What has Christie gotten out of

his deal with the devil? 5 mile long gas lines and fistfights at the

stations? That's some help.""


Well, from my front row view of this mess, the feds aren't doing shit. Christie more than anything is why its not as bad as it could have been in certain parts of the state.It could have been way worse, and people see that. He didn't need obama other than some fed money, and he could have taken it out of obama's ass like the left did with bush during katrina.

Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 02:27 AM (FMbng)

693
681 hmmm, tried a md slurpie before, it was the delish
685 heh
so the beast goes 'well, play the video'
those old timers here know which one
"shit mom, you were hot, what happened?"
"we got jokes, huh little girl..how's this..take your ass to bed"

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2012 02:28 AM (niVah)

694 "Holy sh*t. Sounds like my brother. Went green party because obama and co. aren't far enough left. I won't say what my response was to him. Posted by: Hard Right at November 02, 2012 11:19 PM (23hV I hope it was whole-hearted approval. Always tell leftists to waste their vote - er, vote their conscience.
Posted by: Oldcat "

I will gladly support such a thing.
Really, I left out how he has threatened to murder my parents and me on two different occassions. That is what I responded to.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 02:28 AM (23hV8)

695 681

Put the diet Dew in the freezer and let it get cold enough to where its a slushie and its the nectar of the gods.


Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:23 AM (IbzMi)

Yummy - that's what I do with my Rock Star Zeros (just one a day, though - gotta be at least a little bit careful...).

Posted by: George W Beagle at November 03, 2012 02:31 AM (JwW4z)

696 Keep the 5400rpm drives and mirror them against the SSD's as a backup.

If they're both on the same channel, put them on different channels so the drivers/motherboard can issue requests to both simultaneously.

Ive build machine with 3 SCSI host adapters where each drive had its own adapter. It made quite a difference.

In a memory constrained system that's doing a lot of paging, it helps to keep the page file on a dedicated spindle and tweak the minimum file system allocation size to at least 4k (or more) to reduce book keeping overhead. I often setup a swap partition with 64k allocation granularity. Defaults for general use partitions are often 512 bytes which creates a lot of book keeping/index overhead.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:32 AM (IbzMi)

697 696


That's totally what I was thinking too............

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 02:34 AM (GEICT)

698 Alright people, I gotta go. On my day off I gotta get up bright and early to watch the ankle biters while the wife goes for some blood work. See ya on the flip side.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 03, 2012 02:35 AM (GEICT)

699 Well, from my front row view of this mess,

Sorry to hear that. Keep safe.

the feds aren't doing shit. Christie more than anything is why its not as bad as it could have been in certain parts of the state.It could have been way worse, and people see that. He didn't need obama other than some fed money, and he could have taken it out of obama's ass like the left did with bush during katrina.

Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 02:27 AM (FMbng)


Yep. I have a feeling that something personal happened with Christie and someone from the Romney camp. This could not have all come out of nowhere, as Christie knew he wasn't doing anything productive for anyone.

After seeing what's going on there, I would think that Christie's general penchant for gun restrictions won't go over very well in Jersey in the future. Tying himself to Barky puts another anchor on him in that respect ... though, who knows?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 02:35 AM (X3lox)

700 203 Question for the Horde re. flag ettiquette: I bought what I thought was new-old stock, heavy cotton American flag. It turned out to be a Stars 'n Stripes themed banner. It's 20-inches by 8-feet long. Has white stars on a blue field at one end, and the rest is two wide red stripes and one white stripe between. The question for you is, what's the right thing to do with such a thing? Is it proper to display it? I've never seen anything like it, it's almost like a parody of the flag except it's so well made from good materials.

Since nobody else answered, I'll take a swing at it. What you have there is one genuine Confederate States of America flag, more commonly known as the "stars and bars". It's much easier to make the "heritage not hate" argument with that flag than with the more familiar Battle Flag, but based upon your question I'm thinking that it may not be what you want at all.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 03, 2012 02:36 AM (aH+zP)

701
696 doing that
also, I have to mirror the drives to my external hd just so I can format the ssd's

the new lappy has a 400nit screen which i'll put up against my old alienware's rbg anyday
plus I can crank it up to 120hz which makes the brightness and deepness of colors amazing

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2012 02:36 AM (niVah)

702 632

"I always figured Valerie just snipped off his dangly bits, didn't know drugs were involved."


"Without his voice doing harmony behind David Lee Roth the songs
wouldn't be nearly as good either. They were a tight, tight band that
put out some of the best good time rock and roll ever."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:45 AM (r4wIV)



No, from the stories I heard, Eddie is/was a major league dick with a
major league drug problem. The only thing that got snipped off was part
of his mouth and tongue.


They put on some great live shows back in the late 70's early 80's. Anthony was the glue that held that shit together because Roth would go off the reservation to do his schtick, Eddie would get caught up in trying to be "rock god", and Alex just thought he was the legend that Eddie was. But Anthony, man did he just keep it tight. Pretty sad what Alex and Eddie did to him so that they could just keep more of the revenues that the band was generating.

I guess


Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2012 01:45 AM (r4wIV)

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 03, 2012 02:38 AM (Zd/NW)

703 Erin Burnett touching on Benghazi on CNN. It's something at least.Too little too late though.

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 02:39 AM (DU15A)

704 Drunk and tired. I'm out. Fingers crossed for RR.

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2012 02:41 AM (DU15A)

705 I'm an INTP and if I drank that much caffeine my focus would be for
shit. As it is, I already over-analyze and over-categorize everything.


I work at controlling my INTJ/Aspy tendencies like that, so I can turn it on/off as a situation requires. There was a 10 year period between about 1997 and 2007 when I was pretty out of control and didn't even know what was the cause.

When you recognize it and turn it to your advantage, you can do some amazingly complex work very quickly and virtually error free. Just gotta know when you're spinning off into the weeds and reign it in.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:41 AM (IbzMi)

706 All 5 original members of Blue Oyster Cult are playing together Monday night in mid-town Manhattan.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2012 02:43 AM (KW1gu)

707 the new lappy

Laptops are problematic for any serious I/O hotrodding. They are what they are.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:43 AM (IbzMi)

708 BOC, Manhatten, will they play Nannyzilla?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 02:44 AM (94rak)

709 what the shit is going on in here?

Posted by: Ball of Hate at November 03, 2012 02:47 AM (AREf/)

710 what the shit is going on in here?

Stuff.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2012 02:50 AM (xKC/c)

711 Lots of stuff. And explosions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 02:52 AM (94rak)

712 Heh, there was a Bouchard on my college wrestling team...his brother was one of the BOC Bouchards.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:52 AM (IbzMi)

713 maybe if it was "splosions" I would be impressed
but I sure do like me some stuff!

Posted by: Ball of Hate at November 03, 2012 02:53 AM (AREf/)

714 Gotta do some worky type stuff. See y'all around.

Posted by: DC in Towson: sober, at work and full of hate at November 03, 2012 02:54 AM (4QAQg)

715 712
Heh, there was a Bouchard on my college wrestling team...his brother was one of the BOC Bouchards.


Posted by: @PurpAv

LOL, you might want to think about that again.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2012 02:54 AM (KW1gu)

716 I seriously can't believe how many die hard President Romney supporters there are out there that are still worried about this election.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at November 03, 2012 02:54 AM (AREf/)

717 "what the shit is going on in here?
Posted by: Ball of Hate "

Well, we have normal shit.Abnormal shit. Strange shit. Kinky shit. Bizarre shit. And seriously f*cked up shit.
Take your pick.

Posted by: Hard Right at November 03, 2012 02:54 AM (23hV8)

718 716
I seriously can't believe how many die hard President Romney supporters
there are out there that are still worried about this election.


Posted by: Ball of Hate

Why?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2012 02:55 AM (KW1gu)

719 Yep. I have a feeling that something personal
happened with Christie and someone from the Romney camp. This could not
have all come out of nowhere, as Christie knew he wasn't doing anything
productive for anyone.



After seeing what's going on there, I would think that Christie's
general penchant for gun restrictions won't go over very well in Jersey
in the future. Tying himself to Barky puts another anchor on him in
that respect ... though, who knows?


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 03, 2012 02:35 AM


Well we didn't have power, all we had was a radio, so we "heard" about obama's visit and a few soundbites of christie.

My take is this. Christie has to run for reelection. He is going to play this with that in mind. The bottom line is christie made a lot of smart moves in the lead up to the storm. People see him trying his ass off and he's doing pretty good. The power is coming back pretty quick because he already had power companies from other states ready to roll. Btw, a crew from Michigan has been working my area and they are kicking ass. We see bloomberg totally fucking up over there in NYC. Staten island is in deep..deep shit, really bad, as bad as the jersey shore. Christie is handling things better. The attitude on the ground seems the feds aren't doing shit, obama's visit had no impact, and most didn't see it anyway because there was no power, and christie probably won reelection. Nobody is talking about obama.

Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 02:56 AM (FMbng)

720 Not saying we shouldn't be pushing folks to go vote, but for Pete's sake, the only thing that could bring TFG any lower would be an endorsement form sandusky.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at November 03, 2012 02:56 AM (AREf/)

721
shit
the beast remembered du hast
looks like a weekend of german industrial metal

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 03, 2012 02:56 AM (niVah)

722 This is interesting...the Saudis are erasing a lot of Islamic landmarks and building new shit on top of them.

http://tinyurl.com/bjhzorp

"In Mecca, the house of one of Mohammed’s wives has been demolished to
make space for public lavatories. His birthplace may disappear, too, as
part of King Abdullah’s scheme to complement the skyscrapers and
shopping malls with a Grand Mosque fashioned from the same materials as a
multi-storey car park in Wolverhampton."

I wonder if the king is trying a little bit of under the radar reform of Islam? The king is no fool. He knows all this islamist shit is a major threat to the royal family...even if some of the thousands of dopy princes don't.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 02:57 AM (IbzMi)

723 "christie probably won reelection"

Seriously, Christie could move to New York and become mayor as soon as he gains residency.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2012 02:58 AM (KW1gu)

724 I'm thinking part of why Christie did this is very simple. If he had said Obama is worthless or poked him in the eye, then everything this week would have been "Republican governor plays politics while people in state are worried about flooded homes"

Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 02:59 AM (GULKT)

725 Christie fucked up. He praised the Useless One while his douche bag union hacks (not teachers) tried to co-opt some out of town guys. And it took him way too long to fix that shit.
I generally like Christie, not being anywhere near Jersey, but he is getting too politiciany for me.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at November 03, 2012 03:00 AM (AREf/)

726 Dang Walter Russel Mead in his post on 'New York's Incredible Shrinking Mayor' almost stole my analogy. Comparing Bloomberg's attempt to have the marathon run to what if Nagin had a Mardi Gras parade while people were still trapped in the Superdome.

http://tinyurl.com/b9wbabp

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 03:01 AM (94rak)

727 SHIT! I never even thought of that angle buzzion. You may be onto something there. Just like the President Romney camp getting Trump to shut his fat, fucking mouth.

Posted by: Ball of Hate at November 03, 2012 03:02 AM (AREf/)

728 The trip with Christie ate up a campaign day for the President. Plus it leaves the image of Obama treating NYC and NJ as mere photo-ops while people are still struggling and FEMA is not really even on the ground. Bad optics.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 03:05 AM (94rak)

729 I'm thinking part of why Christie did this is very
simple. If he had said Obama is worthless or poked him in the eye, then
everything this week would have been "Republican governor plays politics while people in state are worried about flooded homes"


Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2012 02:59 AM



Exactly what I meant by having to run for reelection. They would have hung that around his neck when the time came.

Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 03:05 AM (FMbng)

730 Christie is in a bad place -- he's got over a month and a half worth of bad shit to deal with before President Romney can order anything to be unfucked.

He probably sucked a little O-dick and took one for the team so NJ wouldn't be stiff-armed by Obama. Win or lose, Obama doesn't give a shit if NJ voters turned against him after the election for fucking it up, but he could have made that next month and a half hell for Christie.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 03:09 AM (IbzMi)

731 Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2012 02:54 AM (KW1gu)

Goth, didn't I see on an earlier thread that you were flying to NY to see BOC play next Monday/Tuesday?

I like the group, hell I've seen em 5 different times, but I ain't flying nowhere just to see a band. But have fun.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 03, 2012 03:09 AM (ccXZP)

732 I got a Secret Treaties CD somewhere. Its pretty good.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 03:12 AM (IbzMi)

733 The trip with Christie ate up a campaign day for the
President. Plus it leaves the image of Obama treating NYC and NJ as
mere photo-ops while people are still struggling and FEMA is not really
even on the ground. Bad optics.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2012 03:05 AM


Bingo. We know it was a photo op. The feds aren't doing shit. Its christie and some local leaders taking the reigns. There is another angle here too. Romney hung some of his campaign on being able to work across the isle. Romney is known to be a success. Christie has the same attitude, and he is getting stuff done, and he is endorsing romney. Obama is a fuckup, bloomberg is handling this like a fuckup, and he endorsed obama the fuckup.

yeah optics do matter.

Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 03:14 AM (FMbng)

734 OK, this is weird. Why is "@numberscruncher" on twitter (great poll analysis guy) now a TV-loving lady from Alberta Canada?

What a weird twitter mix-up. How did that happen? Did he lose his twitter handle or what?

Posted by: lael at November 03, 2012 03:15 AM (ZnY8c)

735 Obama's election night theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH5JrT8WfH4

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 03:15 AM (IbzMi)

736 Never mind, I mixed up "numberscruncher" and "numbersmuncher".

I should get some sleep.

Posted by: lael at November 03, 2012 03:16 AM (ZnY8c)

737 Can somebody explain what's going on with Intrade?

Committed libtards
+
Soros rigging


Posted by: DaveA at November 03, 2012 03:32 AM (MOWP1)

738 I like the group, hell I've seen em 5 different times, but I ain't flying nowhere just to see a band. But have fun.


Posted by: GnuBreed

LOL, 5. Add a 6 to that; not 11. Same show

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2012 03:34 AM (KW1gu)

739 about Bloombrain not being a "partisan Democrat" in that campaign email...what does he agree with Repubs on?

Just cuz he's not a (full-fledged) lefty moonbat on economics or somesuch, don't make him a conservative

Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 03:41 AM (8HhF2)

740 or a "moderate" even (which today just seems like anyone who will endorse the CW, no matter what it is)

Posted by: JDP at November 03, 2012 03:42 AM (8HhF2)

741 I'm a moderate. And I'm voting for Obama. Cuz climate change yo. I've got $20 billion and I feel guilty.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at November 03, 2012 03:50 AM (/YJYi)

742 Good evening again.

Ate well tonight, bought me some fucking wonderful 500 thread count sheets, and despite having five yards of iodoform packing strip stuffed into my inner thigh I still managed to get in almost three miles tonight.

GawdDAMN but I feel good right now.

Posted by: Robert should probably also mention the glass of pinot grigio in his hand at November 03, 2012 03:56 AM (LUnTP)

743 Is dead thread dead?

Ah well.

Anyway, just finished watching Universal's Frankenstein which I recorded Wednesday night.

S'alright.

Just wondering what on my DVR I should watch next.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2012 03:58 AM (LUnTP)

744 738 >> LOL, 5. Add a 6 to that; not 11. Same show

Daayum. Takes a knee. You win.

I have the old original album The Guitars That Destroyed The World, containing the tune Buck's Boogie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjJ-rw76oVw (this is off of the Cult Classic album, couldn't find TGTDTW upload)

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 03, 2012 04:00 AM (ccXZP)

745 I don't think Christie has anything against Romney, he was campaigning for Mitt a few days before the storm. Christie knew that he couldn't turn down Obama's offer to visit for several reasons.

Any benefit that Obama got from the photo-op has quickly evaporated. He's now been reduced to giving petulant speeches about revenge in front of dwindling crowds. The pollsters' latest attempt to gin up "momentum" for Obama was simply laughable, the "concern" from some on our side absurd. The media can't embargo this story, it's right in their backyard, not in Benghazi or the Mexican border.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 03, 2012 04:03 AM (yJYwC)

746 In these days of "unprecedented," and "unpredictable" bullshit, allow me to postulate an absurd notion. A longshot. A "completely unpredictable outcome" for this coming Wednesday.

We have some millions of people in NYC who voted for Barack Obama 4 years ago. How they are going to vote this year is anybody's guess, if they happen to be without power, water, waste disposal, gasoline, etc. If you live on Staten Island, for example, voting is the last thing on your mind.

These people are already angry. They are angry today.

Now, if by some chance - remote though it may be - Mitt Romney wins the election on Tuesday night, and these people wake up and hear that their messiah has lost - and they didn't get to vote?

This is unpredictable, of course, but there's an outside chance that these already very cranky people are going to boil over.

I've just gotten power back. I took what seemed like a seven hour shower, and as soon as I could get my hands on some real food I cooked a feast (it was risotto, actually). I *cannot imagine* what it's like in the high rises, without working toilets, no way to get back up to your house (other than a 50 flight climb). I cannot imagine what it's like to see your house with six feet of water in it.

If Obama loses - and I pray fervently to God that he does - is there any chance that Mayor Big Gulp, Governors No Gas (both of them), and the National Guard (which, amazingly, is not deployed) are ready for what might happen?

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 03, 2012 04:06 AM (2ZGS7)

747 Posted by: RobM1981 at November 03, 2012 04:06 AM (2ZGS7)

Worst case scenario? We have to send in Snake Plissken...

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 03, 2012 04:10 AM (sZTYJ)

748 a little bit of under the radar reform of Islam?
Wahabis are the problem not the solution.
They like to destroy old stuff calling it idolatry.

Posted by: DaveA at November 03, 2012 04:14 AM (MOWP1)

749 732 I got a Secret Treaties CD somewhere. Its pretty good.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 03, 2012 03:12 AM (IbzMi)



Heh....I had that 8-Track in HS. Loved the ME-262 on the cover. I need to replace it on CD.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at November 03, 2012 04:15 AM (itxHu)

750 A little Blue Öyster Cult mood music:

"This Ain't the Summer of Love"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jjoiYoV5r8

Great anti-Hippie vibe there...

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at November 03, 2012 04:19 AM (sZTYJ)

751 Hey Kids,


anyone home?

Posted by: jc at November 03, 2012 04:21 AM (ufJKx)

752 If things up there don't start improving by election day, any riots that occur won't be because Obama lost.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 03, 2012 04:25 AM (yJYwC)

753 Good evening, all. I have an e-friend who lives in Millington, NJ, which judging from Google Maps is about 15 miles inland from Staten Island. I can't raise him by e-mail, and I can't find any specific information regarding conditions on the ground there.

Do any of you have knowledge of how that area fared?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 03, 2012 04:30 AM (IlZPo)

754 752
If things up there don't start improving by election day, any riots that occur won't be because Obama lost.


Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 03, 2012 04:25 AM (yJYwC)

===
If Obummer doesn't lose, I'M going to riot. I am not sure how exactly cuz I haven't been to training yet. But dammit, some hopeless futile and insane gesture will have to be done and I am just the moron to do it.

Posted by: jc at November 03, 2012 04:37 AM (ufJKx)

755 "I work at controlling my INTJ/Aspy tendencies like that, so I can turn it on/off as a situation requires."

ha-ha! now how did i know that you were a borderline-asperger's INTJ?

next thing you're gonna be telling me you have extended hypomanic episodes xD

gmta. or at least similar ones @.@

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 04:37 AM (79EF9)

756 "You know, if Jersey would just waive that insane anti-gouging law they would have enough gas for everyone immediately. But ... no. Can't do that."

you know, even for someone with a fair knowledge of markets and finance, i never actually bothered to think about why the anti-gouging laws were so exacerbatory of gas shortages. i don't like price controls, but i never really put two and two together, and kind of went with the path-of-least-resistance response: "meh, people who are trying to make money off of folks in a crisis should be prevented from doing so".

finally been seeing some good copy on why the anti-gouging laws are nothing more than legislative demagoguery that benefit no-one besides the guy who gets to the pump early with six empty gasoline drums and the faux-populist politicians who can burn their price-gouging straw men on the pyres of their own re-election boilers.

nice to be reminded of that here, too! repetition is great for committing new knowledge to memory.

thanks :3

Posted by: jimi ray at November 03, 2012 04:48 AM (79EF9)

757
Good evening, all. I have an e-friend who lives in Millington, NJ, which
judging from Google Maps is about 15 miles inland from Staten Island. I
can't raise him by e-mail, and I can't find any specific information
regarding conditions on the ground there.

Do any of you have knowledge of how that area fared?


Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 03, 2012 04:30


He's a bit farther than 15 miles. The millington I know of is north jersey. I haven't heard anything about that area flood wise, so chances are at worst he probably just lost power, and probably some trees. We didn't get internet until some hours after getting power back, because comcast was down, so your friend not having email doesn't surprise me. He isn't all that far from westfield, and they lost 1000 trees up there, so chances are he don't have power yet. Its probably a mess.

Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 04:50 AM (FMbng)

758 Bers,


How are you and yours? I saw you lost power, is everything else OK?

Posted by: jc at November 03, 2012 05:02 AM (ufJKx)

759 If you ever get a chance to see 'A Lonely Place to Die' on Netflix, do so. It's the best movie I've seen in the Scottish climbers discover Serbian war criminal's daughter kidnapped in a hole in the middle of nowhere during Druid Festival week genre.

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee the 3rd at November 03, 2012 05:10 AM (SKX2R)

760 I just looked at recent state polls...are we kidding ourselves? Obama is up in all the swing states...have I been in the cocoon too much.

Damn. Depressed.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 03, 2012 05:21 AM (M0eKr)

761 760
I just looked at recent state polls...are we kidding ourselves? Obama
is up in all the swing states...have I been in the cocoon too much.



Damn. Depressed.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 03, 2012 05:21 AM (M0eKr)

===
right. cuz no one actually knows that they are unemployed. they also don't actually notice what it takes to fill their car or pay for groceries. media BS only works so far. 1980 is here again.

Posted by: jc at November 03, 2012 05:28 AM (ufJKx)

762 "right. cuz no one actually knows that they are unemployed. they also don't actually notice what it takes to fill their car or pay for groceries. media BS only works so far. 1980 is here again."

I hate to say this, but I suspect that many unemployed people will actually vote for Obama. Many of the unemployed, unlike in 1980, feel like they will never find a job. Thus they are rich targets for being bought. "Romney might take away my food stamps." Many unemployed are older, and on SSI and have given up. They may think they need the government to keep handing out stuff to them. And some probably believe that a government job would be really awesome (who doesn't like a sinecure) and Obama is the guy who promises those. I think a lot of voters are just heads in the sand.

But God, I hope you are right.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 03, 2012 05:39 AM (M0eKr)

763 How are you and yours? I saw you lost power, is everything else OK?


Posted by: jc at November 03, 2012 05:02 AM


yeah we lost some trees. I had no power for 3-4 days. The generator saved my ass. We didn't get much rain, probably not even an inch, so the sump pit was bone dry. In my area it was wind damage knocking over trees left and right that were taking out power lines, and a shitload of transformers blowing up. I made it through OK, but alot of stores don't have perishables yet, and gas is getting scarce. Still better off than the people by the shore. The shore areas were just about wiped off the map.

Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 05:40 AM (FMbng)

764 I also hate, HATE, the idea that Obama will be able to skate for 4 more years and blame the GOP Congress.

WTF is up with the electorate when they put the GOP in
Congress, and then re-elect the Dem who blames Congress?

I also hate the idea that we will get sequestration. Obama can just let it happen, blame Congress, get his tax increases and get the military cut, and then we will go into recession and he will keep being allowed to point to Congress.

Mitt, if elected, will have so much to do, but I wish we could start working on some of the structural issues that benefit the Dems...school vouchers, move tax day to one week before voting day, stuff like that.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 03, 2012 05:44 AM (M0eKr)

765 I was thinking last minute thoughts about the election. I don't think anyone outside of Romney's immediate family was juiced about his candidacy a year ago: now everyone in the GOP and a lot of independents are also. But still, it's more anti-Obama than pro-Mitt. Picking Ryan helped. But it led me to this: I would say that although Romney is probably a better person and a better campaigner than John Kerry, the level of love for each in their respective candidacies and respective parties is probably about analogous: the key was, we hate Obama and they hated Bush. Actually, I think they hated Bush alot more personally than present-day conservatives hate Obama, I truly believe it's his policies, not the man, which drive the animus. But to whatever you attribute, lefties hated Bush a lot more, but they couldn't get it done.

The war just didn't drive people like the economy, for one thing, because the war doesn't really directly affect anyone but military families. Secondly, I just don't think there are enough liberals in the country to drive an election, but there are, or were in 2004, enough conservatives.

This was obama's wrong-headed conceit. He thought he could do it from the left, independents be damned, and he 's getting a wake up call.

Finally, this weekend, I believe. Romney will win, and it won't be close. He'll win 3-4 of the blue states no one thought he would win, and he'll win Ohio as well, beyond recountable levels.

If Romney doesn't deliver, the GOP will take a beating in '14, and Pelosi might get her gavel back. But for a bright shining moment, there will be a smile on the face of every righteous man, woman and child in the country.

And obama will face the terrible terrible fate of the one-term president: no matter what you did before, and no matter what you will ever do after, your life will have been deemed a failure, and to flame out so spectacularly in 4 years will be particularly painful.

But we'll have to hear his bitterness for year to come. And Bill Clinton's gleeful laughter

Posted by: docweasel at November 03, 2012 05:52 AM (h0KX8)

766 Posted by: Berserker at November 03, 2012 05:40 AM (FMbng)

===

glad to hear you are OK. maybe you can figger out some sort of Idaho Transfer and use Obummer voters to power your cars.

Posted by: jc at November 03, 2012 05:52 AM (ufJKx)

767 "If Romney doesn't deliver, the GOP will take a beating in '14, and Pelosi might get her gavel back."

No, I think if Obama wins, it will be because Americans like the gridlock, and like the set-up as is.

If the bamster wins back the House it would be this year and it will not happen.

This is my one silver lining - if the electorate does elect Obama, I think its not because they like him or think he is competent, but that they fear total GOP control and want gridlock.

Posted by: Sexypig at November 03, 2012 06:05 AM (M0eKr)

768 "And obama will face the terrible terrible fate of the one-term president: no matter what you did before, and no matter what you will ever do after, your life will have been deemed a failure, and to flame out so spectacularly in 4 years will be particularly painful."

So many people will be sucking his cock and telling him its the dumb voters fault, or racism that he will still be a puffed up prick. Expect him to criticize Romney from day one...

Posted by: Sexypig at November 03, 2012 06:06 AM (M0eKr)

769 Man are youconservatives ever the low 1/4 of the IQ scale. Shame on you for undermining America.

Posted by: republicans are gullible at November 03, 2012 06:33 AM (TBczq)

770 Respectfully disagree about the silver lining, Sexypig. Obama gives not a shit about gridlock. He can't sign EOs fast enough. Wiped out welfare reform with no Congressional help whatsoever.

Mitt is drawing support thankfully, but we are royally fucked if Obama gets elected again, and I think more people will be motivated by that than anything else.

Posted by: Texas Ranger at November 03, 2012 06:37 AM (IvvrO)

771
After Romney kicks the shit out of TFG on Tuesday, I am going to dedicate a portion of my life to disenfranchising the left without committing any prosecutable crimes.

We tried it their way. It didn't work. They need to STFU from now on.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 03, 2012 06:46 AM (ogdab)

772
766 Posted by: jc at November 03, 2012 05:52 AM (ufJKx)- _____________Oh that is weird... I just watched the ending of "Idaho Transfer" on YT the other day. Never heard about it before Thurs...

Posted by: Baldy at November 03, 2012 06:47 AM (Ak69M)

773 I don't know if anyone mentioned this earlier, but if SCOAMF's "revenge vote" remark seemed inappropriate for Tuesday's election, I think that it's because it's a coded message for Wednesday.

This POS knows that he's lost and this is the surest sign yet.

And if there was any doubt whether this communist fraud was going to go out with grace, there's a preview.

Posted by: ontherocks at November 03, 2012 06:51 AM (aZ6ew)

774 I'm hoping the Romney landslide materializes.....I'd settle for any kind of win,,,,but I really wanna beat these fools like a yard dog.

Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2012 06:59 AM (HtUkt)

775 Why am I on the ONT at 7 AM? Some stupid bitch at my cubicle farm has been bringing the plague to work every day for the last 2 weeks, gagging up a lung, and now we all have it. Apparently there are only a couple of us that think it's wrong that she has been spreading Captain Trips daily. I live in a Dilbert cartoon.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 03, 2012 07:00 AM (9ghZ6)

776 Just love a considerate co-worker.

Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2012 07:06 AM (HtUkt)

777
, I truly believe it's his policies, not the man, which drive the animus.
======

No, I have an unhealthy level of hate for that jugeared piece of Marxist shit and hisugly bitch wife. I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 03, 2012 07:14 AM (9ghZ6)

778 http://is.gd/4Ngyhz

Cute little puppy's mean sister.

Posted by: sTevo at November 03, 2012 08:24 AM (VMcEw)

779 I love the A-10. Seeing one of those coming at ya must cause spontaneous evacuation of the bowels. I am thinking it must be fun to fly, even without squeezing a few hundred shells out of the Gau-8. With the two vertical stabilisers it must snap around very smartly and that wing looks like it was stripped off of a B-25, so it must just love to fly. I'd give big dinero for even five minutes in the seat. I wonder if any are going surplus?

Posted by: TrueNorthist at November 03, 2012 09:24 AM (3Aixx)






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