Biden: Transgendered Discrimination is "The Civil Rights Issue of Our Time"
Update: Biden Vows "I'm Going To Give You The Whole Load Today"

Okay.

Some additional Biden Cringe Factor here: Biden said he called on the questioner (the mother of a transgendered beauty pageant winner) because her beautiful eyes caught his attention.

Does anyone in the media worry that the currently-serving Vice President isn't mentally all there? We had a National Panic about this when Sarah Palin was running for the post. Not a week goes by that Joe Biden doesn't have a senior moment, but apparently it's now okay that the Vice President might be ever so slightly mentally checked out.

Oh My: Biden vows "I'm going to give you the whole load today."

Is anyone else scared to death about this mental incompetent actually becoming president? And representing us in foreign affairs?

Posted by: Ace at 01:12 PM



Comments

1 I know it's on the top of my list!

Posted by: i am mad as hell and i am not going to take it anymore at October 31, 2012 01:12 PM (cgxNI)

2 First! Ha!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 01:13 PM (da5Wo)

3 Someday Chaz Bono will ride in the front of the bus.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:13 PM (QKKT0)

4 DAMMIT

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 01:13 PM (da5Wo)

5 "ever so slightly checked out"?

Ace is in a generous mood.

Posted by: Dante at October 31, 2012 01:13 PM (NWLVJ)

6 I'd definitely be worried if I was an 'ette and Biden just said my eyes caught his attention.

"Please don't go Ed Gein on me!!!"

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 01:14 PM (GQ8sn)

7 I'd say it's the right of future generations not to be burdened wit unsustainable debt so that today's Democrats (and some complicit Republicans) can live high on the hog.

Posted by: BS Inc. at October 31, 2012 01:14 PM (P2Ufm)

8 Having a dick is a basic human right. I mean, if you want one.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:14 PM (QKKT0)

9 A heartbeat away....

Posted by: i am mad as hell and i am not going to take it anymore at October 31, 2012 01:14 PM (cgxNI)

10
Some additional Biden Cringe Factor here: Biden said he called on the questioner (the mother of a transgendered beauty pageant winner) because her beautiful eyes caught his attention.


Okay, CREEPY. I don't want my VP looking deeply into the eyes of his audience. Simple eye contact is fine. But commenting on someone's "pretty eyes" is just... EWW. Like a bad cut scene from Deliverance/

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:14 PM (4df7R)

11 DAMMIT

It's alright. Here, have a consolation prize.

*tosses a can of Neet*

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 01:15 PM (GQ8sn)

12 On the other hand, if you want a cooter, you should have one of those too. You just can't have both.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:15 PM (QKKT0)

13

Sorry Plugs, I'm going with Condi on this.

Condi: Education 'Is Civil Rights Issue of Our Day'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6cArsWfjew

Posted by: 6 days at October 31, 2012 01:15 PM (LpQbZ)

14 So I guess the whole "we were born that way" is out the window for transgenders?

Posted by: AmishDude at October 31, 2012 01:15 PM (T0NGe)

15 (the mother of a transgendered beauty pageant winner)

Is he going to give her the whole load? (pronoun intentionally ambiguous)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (ZKzrr)

16 Unfortunately, I think a lot of my Dem friends would probably just nod along with this.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (HJsDx)

17 "Plant discrimination is the civil rights issue of our time"

Posted by: Future, Even Stupider, Dem VP, speaking to his houseplants at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (P2Ufm)

18 DAMMIT
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 01:13 PM (da5Wo)


Next time, BC. Keep refreshing the main page and then POUNCE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (4df7R)

19 Joe has a lot of interesting thoughts. Too bad he can't keep them to himself.

Posted by: Barry Obama's diary at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (bAGA/)

20

Vice President might be ever so slightly mentally checked out.

slightly?

he's gone

Posted by: 6 days at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (LpQbZ)

21 She had a pretty mouth too. I think I'm going to give her the whole load IYKWIMAITYD!!!!!!

Posted by: Joesf Biden at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (/YJYi)

22 Are you saying that the mother of the transgendered beauty contest winner DIDN'T have beautiful eyes?!! Misogynist!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (XSFXq)

23 Wait.... so Michelle WAS REGGIE?! It all makes sense now!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (KCvsd)

24 But why worry about Biden? Obama's a level-headed competent manager.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 31, 2012 01:16 PM (T0NGe)

25
Further Biden: It's a civil rights issue alright, as long as the pervert (I mean transgender) ain't obese.

Posted by: meh at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (W2qJe)

26 Actually, the cringiest part was when he asked her, "did your daughter always have balls the size of cue balls?" That's kind of his go-to compliment now.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (+lsX1)

27 If you want your penis, you can have your penis.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (T0NGe)

28 This issue highlights society's need for Big and Tall stores specializing in women's clothing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (QKKT0)

29
Senility. Its what's for dinner.


Speaking of screw ups:

Revisions to the way payroll data firm ADP counts private sector job creation have resulted in a sharp drop in the September employment count.

ADP's new calculations put the monthly job creation at just 88,2000, down from the 162,000 the firm originally reported earlier this month.


So HALF of what was previously reported. We are being had. Good and hard.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (PHb2k)

30 Lopadickoffame or Addadicktome. Choices

Posted by: Not an Artist at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (uRumV)

31 I love it when Slow Joe speaks.

He just drove another 100,000K votes into the R column. Somewhere in America John and Suzy Public are saying, "What. The. Fuck??"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (sbV1u)

32 Was it the same person who he was going to give his "whole load" to?



Posted by: BuckIV at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (gedHR)

33
On the other hand, if you want a cooter, you should have one of those too. You just can't have both.


Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:15 PM



Hermaphrodites demand equal genitalia!

Posted by: Yes, We Can! at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (bAGA/)

34
Someday Chaz Bono will ride in the front of the bus.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:13 PM (QKKT0)


And not the back of the limousine.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 31, 2012 01:18 PM (zLp5I)

35 It sickens me how far society has fallen. I even consider myself to be socially liberal, but how disgusting is it that not only is our Vice President saying this but you're a homophobe bigot to even attack him on such a silly issue.

Posted by: McAdams at October 31, 2012 01:18 PM (2FqGG)

36
12 On the other hand, if you want a cooter, you should have one of those too. You just can't have both.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:15 PM (QKKT0)


Unless you're into that weirdo Jap porn where the girls have both kinds of plumbing. It's weird as hell, but that's just how the slant-eyes like it, God love 'em.

Posted by: Joe Biden, a big smile with no brain behind it at October 31, 2012 01:18 PM (4df7R)

37 i'm sorry but i will not take transgendered people seriously......denounce me all you want....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy Halloween ROMNEY/RYAN2012 at October 31, 2012 01:18 PM (Ho2rs)

38 Someone should ask old plugs what exactly a "civil right" is.

Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2012 01:19 PM (YdQQY)

39 Screw gay marriage, it's all about the transgenders now. I guess if you want to get married you can get your parts fixed so they match up.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 31, 2012 01:19 PM (a0nis)

40 Remember, it's fine for Democrats to treat women like sex objects. It's because reasons, or well reason, I suppose, is why.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:19 PM (VtjlW)

41 Was it the same person who he was going to give his "whole load" to?

I never, ever, EVER want to hear about Joe Biden's "load." Just... No.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:19 PM (4df7R)

42 See, I would have guessed that the attempts to strangle the First Amendment would count pretty high in the list of top civil rights issues.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2012 01:19 PM (F0K0r)

43 busting at the seams over here !

Posted by: Big Tent at October 31, 2012 01:20 PM (EZl54)

44
This is my first official pick for cabinet member.

Joe has that gravitas

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 31, 2012 01:20 PM (zLp5I)

45 i'm sorry but i will not take transgendered people seriously......denounce me all you want....Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy Halloween ROMNEY/RYAN2012 at October 31, 2012 01:18 PM (Ho2rs)

Honey, we can't even take ourselves seriously.

Why do you think we wear all these crazy outfits?

Posted by: RuPaul's Fish Sticks at October 31, 2012 01:20 PM (sbV1u)

46 Personally, I love boobs. I just wouldn't want them stuck on me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:20 PM (QKKT0)

47 But Romneys gafffffeeeesss

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 31, 2012 01:20 PM (9+ccr)

48 Just signed up for ORCA.
It's a little hard to find - search ORCA Romney.


Gave Ace of Spades credit when asked where I heard of the program...

I'm giving this elect Romney effot my whole load.

Posted by: LASue at October 31, 2012 01:21 PM (gjIQF)

49 The "assassination insurance" angle was always there with Biden, but I recall something else. When the National Journal ranked the partisan leanings of congressmen, Obama had the most left-leaning voting record out of anyone.

Biden's voting record was the second-most left-leaning. That had to have meant something.

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at October 31, 2012 01:21 PM (ThM2Q)

50 It's one thing to ignore the crazy uncle at a Thanksgiving gathering.

It's another to ignore the crazy uncle wienie wagging down by the school yard.

Biden's almost at the wienie wagging stage.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 31, 2012 01:21 PM (hqI/K)

51
Someday Chaz Bono will ride in the front of the bus.


Which implies that the back wheels of the bus will clear the ground.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 31, 2012 01:21 PM (U+DUu)

52 Screw gay marriage, it's all about the transgenders now. I guess if you want to get married you can get your parts fixed so they match up.
Posted by: JDTAY at October 31, 2012 01:19 PM (a0nis)


Next will be polygamous relationships. Then comes the mainstreaming of pederasty.

It's already begun.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (4df7R)

53 Okay, it's not a good sign when there's an update to a Biden post that says Oh My. The only thing worse would be Oh My Stars and Garters.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (VtjlW)

54 I'm very socially liberal. Very pro-LBGTG. I'm happy that same sex marriage is being introduced (happy, that is, when it's legislated, not adjudicated). But at what point do we say, "Enough. We're not wasting any more of the national discourse on a group that makes up less than five percent of population?"

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (Od5/V)

55 TThis presumes JJoe was ever checked in.

pplus, there is the thought of BBiden asking someone:

hhas your son always had breasts the size of cantaloupes on his chest?

Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (NpnTE)

56 Transgenders deserve my whole load, too.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (wAQA5)

57 "35
It sickens me how far society has fallen. I even consider myself to be
socially liberal, but how disgusting is it that not only is our Vice
President saying this but you're a homophobe bigot to even attack him on
such a silly issue.


Posted by: McAdams at October 31, 2012 01:18 PM (2FqGG)"Let me preface this by saying I love science and technology, but on some level, it's to blame. It's made life so easy, relatively speaking, that the most idiotic drivel is taken seriously by a good part of the population, which then makes the push to make that drivel acceptable its mission in life.Take away technology and that would all go away in a day.But, short of a technological solution, like a chip that can be implanted in someone so that when they say something stupid, they experience actual pain, I don't see how you can have advanced technology without also having advanced stupidity.

Posted by: BS Inc. at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (P2Ufm)

58 How is this any different from any other day, Joe?

Posted by: jakeman at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (96M6e)

59
Transgendered Discrimination is "The Civil Rights Issue of Our Time"



Hey, what about us?

Posted by: Hermaphrodite Liberation Front at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (U+DUu)

60 You didn't build those breasts, someone else did that.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (T0NGe)

61 ok funny story....my brother is sfpd....there was a parked car very early morning all fogged up...a couple was getting busy....he taps on the window...gets them to get out of the car.....asks the male whats going on....male says nothin' i'm just with my "wife" brother looks at the "wife" says to the male......you know that's a dude.....male replies....."s'not her fault she growed a dick".....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy Halloween ROMNEY/RYAN2012 at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (Ho2rs)

62 Keep your chin up. Here comes the whole load.

Posted by: JOe BIden at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (fl24/)

63 But at what point do we say, "Enough. We're not wasting any more of the national discourse on a group that makes up less than five percent of population?"


From what I know of the gay Left, never.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (VtjlW)

64 I guess it would be o.k. if Biden represented us in foreign affairs as it was in affairs between two transgendered foreigners.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (XSFXq)

65 Can't be much of a load at his age.

What a pervert.

Posted by: mpfs, Boo at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (iYbLN)

66 Let's face it. We're all jealous. Wouldn't you like to be able to say whatever is on your mind and get away with it? All the time?

Posted by: i am mad as hell and i am not going to take it anymore at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (cgxNI)

67 The only thing worse would be Oh My Stars and Garters.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (VtjlW)

I really like Garters.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (kc2b9)

68

I Am Andrew Breitbart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4Ld8tJdfVMc

ht legal insurrection

long live Breitbart

I get choked up every time I see Andrew? Every time.

Posted by: 6 days at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (LpQbZ)

69
37 i'm sorry but i will not take transgendered people seriously......denounce me all you want....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy Halloween ROMNEY/RYAN2012 at October 31, 2012 01:18 PM (Ho2rs)


You mean I'm not really a woman!? I'm just a man with a mutilated penis!

Posted by: Mrs. Garrison at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (GULKT)

70 I'm willing to bet they make up even less than 5 percent.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (uW4J6)

71 "born this way": "The civil rights issue of our time"

"unborn": meh.

- Slow Joe

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (XrGnJ)

72 Hey, what about us?

Posted by: Hermaphrodite Liberation Front at October 31, 2012 01:22 PM (U+DUu)

Splitters!

Posted by: Peoples' Front for Hermaphrodite Liberation at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (QKKT0)

73 OT/ But I just read the ADP has lowered the jobs claimed in Sep. from 162,000 to 88,0000

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (9+ccr)

74 He's a blurter.

The civil rights issue. Talk about first world problems. That's what, a percent of a percent of a percent of the population? If even that.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (KXm42)

75 “We can’t have our sex changes and eat as much as we want and keep our homes paid for at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That’s not leadership. That’s not going to happen.”

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (BAnPT)

76
Don't you just love the thing I do with my hands when I said, "I'm gonna give you the whole load?"

That is what a career as a politician and early onset Alzheimers teaches you.
...But mostly early onset Alzheimers.

Posted by: Joey Bye-Bye Biden at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (zLp5I)

77 Let's face it. We're all jealous. Wouldn't you like to be able to say whatever is on your mind and get away with it? All the time?
Posted by: i am mad as hell and i am not going to take it anymore at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (cgxNI)

I do, every fucking day.

Posted by: Drunk Homeless guy at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (kc2b9)

78 I ready for your whole load, big boys!

Posted by: Helen Thomas's Crotch at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (DnLl2)

79 Well that might explain why Biden was feeling up the leg of this poor police officer then.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2012/10/creepy-biden.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (HiC8z)

80 Is anyone else scared to death about this mental incompetent actually becoming president? And representing us in foreign affairs?

I'm afraid of him attending state funerals and doing the nonsense job of presiding over the Senate.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (T0NGe)

81
OK, I'm off to hike in and hang a chair off a cliff above the local highway. Back later with a dispatch from the front.


Hehehehehe....

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (1Y+hH)

82 I'm not afraid of him representing us in foreign affairs. He's had lots of them!

Posted by: Lilith at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (DrC22)

83
Joe Biden is our first transretard vice president.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (jUytm)

84
You know, in a way, I'm relieved that the Communists are drawing beadon the "transgendered" for their next bullshit issue.

I was afraid that they were going to try to mainstream pederasty next. They will do so in time, of course, but with luck I'll be dead by the time they succeed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (U+DUu)

85 >>I'm willing to bet they make up even less than 5 percent.

Trans-gendered?
.5% would be a longshot.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (fl24/)

86 Drudge reporting Ohio voting problems as votes cast for Romney coming up Obama. Well, isn't that special.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (lTVJy)

87 I love whole loads!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (B/VB5)

88 Is anyone else scared to death about this mental incompetent actually becoming president? And representing us in foreign affairs?

Foreign affairs? Ace, I don't want Ole Joe representing me at a county fair in a REALLY TINY county in the 57th state.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:25 PM (4df7R)

89 Hey that would be unprecedented, now wouldn't it? If Biden became President we would have followed the first (?) Black President with the first Retarded President! Awesome.

Posted by: maddogg at October 31, 2012 01:26 PM (OlN4e)

90 FORWARD!

Towards the future. Not the past. Up, not down. And be always twirling, twirling toward freedom.

Posted by: entropy at October 31, 2012 01:26 PM (TULs6)

91 DaveinFL: We polled California for the last two days. I thought you'd like to know.

That is all.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at October 31, 2012 01:26 PM (dcoFe)

92 Splitters!

Posted by: Peoples' Front for Hermaphrodite Liberation at October 31, 2012 01:24 PM (QKKT0)
Revisionists!

Posted by: Front for Liberation of Hermaphrodites at October 31, 2012 01:26 PM (U+DUu)

93
Can't be much of a load at his age.

What a pervert.
Posted by: mpfs, Boo at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (iYbLN)

I thought he was referring to his diaper?

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (zLp5I)

94 I really like Garters.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM (kc2b9)
--
Did I miss the garter pics, too?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (F0K0r)

95 From what I know of the gay Left, never.
--------------

They could scream all they want and no one outside of NY and SF would care if they didn't have the rest of the left enabling them.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (GLCZn)

96 Transfats are a civil right issue.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (uW4J6)

97 So transgendered rights are THE issue now? OK cool, I guess that means we can scrap affirmative action.

Posted by: Dante at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (NWLVJ)

98 In the entire United States, there are no laws discriminating against, or even mentioning, transgendered people.

Transgendereds make up, even by the most generous estimates, at most 1/10th of 1% of the population.

Transgendereds act the way they do and dress they way they do out of choice.

The only ways in which they "suffer" are the raised eyebrows and sideways glances they get from hicks visiting NY and SF. Which of course is exactly what they want anyway - trying to draw attention to themselves.

Ah, but those raised eyebrows indicate disrespect, which makes me depressed, and IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE.

Gang members, frat boys and meth-heads beating up trannies on the street at midnight is about as significant a social problem as drunk drivers speeding through a school zone. Not nice, but it's already against the law, so all you can do is try to enforce the rules.

Hey Joe, show me the "Trannies Only" drinking fountains in Alabama and maybe you'd have a point.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (+cx5n)

99 The other day Joe said something about 'point trillion dollars' -- and I have no clue as to what that number is.

I know a lot of people in an assisted living facility. I know the clues and the symptoms when it's time for them to move to the 'life guidance' wing. It's time for the Democrats to stop pretending. It's only a matter of days before Joe strolls out the front door of the house naked.

Joe's gotta go.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (feFL6)

100 So HALF of what was previously reported. We are being had. Good and hard.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2012 01:17 PM (PHb2k)



The reason they have been pushing HARD for the early voting.

disgusting

Posted by: 6 days at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (LpQbZ)

101 The civil rights issue.


He forgot to include "literally."

"Literally THE civil rights issue of our time."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (4df7R)

102
I am dead.

I want you all to think of me as a dead person from now on.

I am the first transcorporeal person. And I demand rights. No, not rites. Rights.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (jUytm)

103 Is anyone else scared to death about this mental incompetent actually
becoming president? And representing us in foreign affairs?


He could potentially get us into a war by saying something.

"Oh hey, Habib! Gosh, I can't tell you how many Habib's I know down at my local 7-Eleven! Yeah, they don't have any negro dialect at all! God love those cue-balls on them!!!"

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 01:28 PM (GQ8sn)

104 Please tell me his business isn't pornography related.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at October 31, 2012 01:28 PM (+inic)

105 I'll amend my comment at 86. It was one lady reporting an issue with her machine. It's supposedly fixed now. Still worries me. If this had been an old person, would they have noticed the problem? Somehow, I think this won't be an isolated incident.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 31, 2012 01:28 PM (lTVJy)

106 Maybe Slow Joe is trying out for a gig in Steel Panther for after the election:

"IIIIIIIII'm gonna giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive youuuuuuuuuuuuu...THE. WHOLE.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD, yeah!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 31, 2012 01:28 PM (RRbuy)

107 We support Joe Biten and his war on transgenders. We have a large diverse population here and they contribute grately to are cultural diversity. Once again President Obama and Biten are ahead in caring for the Americon Peeples and the equall rites for all

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,VT at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (48wze)

108 Once up in Maine, I had a garage sale and this obviously male shopper pulled up in a dress and hose...the works...Picture Helen Thomas. He was looking through my dresses and asked in a male voice which quickly went high pitched how much it was....I could barely contain my laughter.

A few weeks later I was at the post office and lo and behold the post office worker was HIM!! As a man....he looked at me panic stricken....I played along.....that was a strange day

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (JWLqy)

109 Trans-gendered?
.5% would be a longshot.
-------------------

I was referring to the entire Lesbian/Gay/Bi*/TG group.

*Obviously, not including the good, two-hot-chicks kind of bi.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (GLCZn)

110 "96 Transfats are a civil right issue.
Posted by: Dr. Varno "

PLEASE use the proper terminology: Around here, they prefer to be called "Transfatties."

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (+cx5n)

111 I am the first transcorporeal person. And I demand rights. No, not rites. Rights.Posted by: soothsayer at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (jUytm)

Bravo.

::: golf clap ::::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (sbV1u)

112 I'll amend my comment at 86. It was one lady reporting an issue with her
machine. It's supposedly fixed now. Still worries me. If this had been
an old person, would they have noticed the problem? Somehow, I think
this won't be an isolated incident.


Why is it that every one of these stories has the vote coming out for democrats and not the other way?

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (GQ8sn)

113 left women,

Stop treating me like i'm a sex object!

respect me!

respect me!

My vagina!

No, Look at my vagina!

You don't care about my vagina's needs!


pigs.


Posted by: willow at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (hX8cq)

114 In a sane and rational world, Slow Joe's mortifying stupidity alone would have doomed his boss' re-election chances long, long ago.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 31, 2012 01:30 PM (vbh31)

115 I wanna see who hires Biden to give speeches once voters kick his empty suit to the curb next week.

Or maybe Ayers will ghost write a book for him like he did for Barky.


Posted by: Boots at October 31, 2012 01:30 PM (neKzn)

116
Gang members, frat boys and meth-heads beating up trannies on the street at midnight is about as significant a social problem as drunk drivers speeding through a school zone.



Look at it as a performance review. If trannies are really good, no one knows. But if they get their asses kicked, it's because they're not that good, and people realize that they're trannies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 31, 2012 01:30 PM (U+DUu)

117 JOE BIDEN'S RAPE SPERM ALL OVER MY FACE!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke Professional 30 year old college student and lazy slut with a gay boyfriend at October 31, 2012 01:30 PM (ovpNn)

118 This isn't civilization; this is a freak show


Posted by: Manny in Mannheim at October 31, 2012 01:30 PM (Dll6b)

119 Well, you have to admit, she is rather mannish.

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 31, 2012 01:30 PM (uW4J6)

120 "Is anyone else scared to death about this mental incompetent actually becoming president? And representing us in foreign affairs?"

Since the VP is basicly the Presidenty funeral secretary he already kinda does. But dont worry, he is really good when it comes to decorum in suchdelicate, sensiblesituations. Right, Mr. Woods?

Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 31, 2012 01:30 PM (fhBpK)

121
Taxes?

The dead don't pay taxes.

Posted by: soothsayer, a transcorporeal at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (jUytm)

122

#86

Not the first time this has happened for early voters. Here's another example:

http://tinyurl.com/99quryf

Posted by: 6 days at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (LpQbZ)

123
I am the first transcorporeal person. And I demand rights. No, not rites. Rights.Posted by: soothsayer at October 31, 2012 01:27 PM (jUytm)


Quit yer bitchin'. You can already vote - Democrat, at least.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (U+DUu)

124 It sickens me how far society has fallen. I even consider myself to be socially liberal, but how disgusting is it that not only is our Vice President saying this but you're a homophobe bigot to even attack him on such a silly issue.

Reminds me of this:

tinyurl.com/6mme7f

Posted by: entropy at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (TULs6)

125 You didn't build those breasts, someone else did that.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 31, 2012 01:23 PM
-------------------------------
Like, duh.

Posted by: San Fernando Valley at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (ay6+/)

126 Affirmative action president and mentally handicapped VP.
Yeah we're doing just fine.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (wAQA5)

127 120
"Is anyone else scared to death about this mental incompetent actually
becoming president? And representing us in foreign affairs?"



Since the VP is basicly the Presidenty funeral secretary he already
kinda does. But dont worry, he is really good when it comes to decorum
in suchdelicate, sensiblesituations. Right, Mr. Woods?

Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 31, 2012 01:30 PM (fhBpK)

Why do you think his secret service code name is "Assassination Insurance"?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke Professional 30 year old college student and lazy slut with a gay boyfriend at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (ovpNn)

128 They say that the issue with the voting machines is pressing on the screen incorrectly.

Ever been to a store checkout and the little screen just won't take your input by finger or stylus? Or when you press one selection, it actually brings up a different choice?

Like that. It's going to depend on the user not being complacent about the verification screen.

Still it's bothersome that they're allowing machines like that to be used.

Good old fashioned keys are the best. better yet pencil and paper and a photocopy.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (hqI/K)

129
No, I am not robbing your bank, sir.

The dead can't steal.

Posted by: soothsayer, a transcorporeal at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (jUytm)

130 Oh my.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 31, 2012 01:31 PM (piMMO)

131 It is not even hyperbole to say that Mr. Biden is brain damaged. It's only a matter of time until the filterless cerebrum of his gets us into a war. The 2 surgeries he had on his brain weakened an already poor filter which most of us have before opening our yaps.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (71LDo)

132 And the Feminization of the Nation continues unabated...

Used to be Women wanted equal rights.... OK.... makes sense...

Then women wanted to be the SAME as Men, but thats biologicaly impossible... soooo....

We'll make Men act like women.... no fighting... no anger... and we'll celebrate when they 'get in touch with their feelings' (ie girly side).

But that wasn't enough.... then it was Gays.... we're all supposed to like and act like Gays....

And now? They want to turn us INTO women????

And people (mostly women) wonder why there is now a Men Going Their Own Way Movement...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (lZBBB)

133 Aw fuck, not another diaper explosion!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Depends Changer at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (jKE+Z)

134 I don't understand why men dressing like women is such a big deal. It's nobodies business if a man wants to feel, well, pretty, soft and special, The feeling of silk stockings caressing your legs and............Nevermind.

Posted by: Drunk Homeless guy at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (kc2b9)

135 SOCK OFF...OFF NOW

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (ovpNn)

136 You can't have babies, where are you going to put them? You haven't got a uterus!

Posted by: entropy at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (TULs6)

137 A few weeks later I was at the post office and lo and behold the post office worker was HIM!! As a man....he looked at me panic stricken....I played along.....that was a strange day
Posted by: kawfytawk at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (JWLqy)
--
I couldn't have pulled that off. I would have asked him how well that sleek red number fit.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (F0K0r)

138 Somehow, I think this won't be an isolated incident.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 31, 2012 01:28 PM (lTVJy)
===


it's not, it has happened in NC, and I'm sure more places...

Posted by: 6 days at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (LpQbZ)

139 "The first person I call is Jon Corzine".

"Mitt Romney is going to cut taxes by 500 trillion dollars".

That's our vp alright.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2012 01:33 PM (ccXZP)

140
That's just Dad!

...and me in about another ten years too.

Posted by: Beau Biden at October 31, 2012 01:33 PM (zLp5I)

141 Drop the Bomb!!!! Exterminate them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Col Walter E. Kurtz, USA (Ret) at October 31, 2012 01:33 PM (48wze)

142 kawfytawk at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (JWLqy)

Should have asked him how the dresses fit.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 31, 2012 01:33 PM (hqI/K)

143 This particular "civil rights" issue is so overstated it's not even funny. Physical/emotional threats are exceptionally overstated - I met one person who was mortally offended by the fact that a store clerk didn't automatically classify him/her as female. Most of the rest of the transgender population are in perpetual-victim mode, similar to feminists.

And quite frankly, I'd take financial reform over fully government-paid surgery etc. anyway. I am no victim; I refuse to become one. Mr. Biden has no idea what he's saying here - as usual.

Posted by: Zoe M. at October 31, 2012 01:33 PM (51MYV)

144 134
I don't understand why men dressing like women is such a big deal. It's
nobodies business if a man wants to feel, well, pretty, soft and
special, The feeling of silk stockings caressing your legs
and............Nevermind.

Posted by: Drunk Homeless guy at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (kc2b9)


You had me until "Nevermind"

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 31, 2012 01:34 PM (ovpNn)

145 sometimes we just hve to accept we live in crazytown anywhere, u.s.a.

Posted by: willow at October 31, 2012 01:35 PM (hX8cq)

146 137, 142

I should have....but I felt sorry for him....his eyes were darting around....it was really busy ...long lines (christmas rush).

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 31, 2012 01:35 PM (JWLqy)

147 This is one of those nit picky things that drives me nuts. Transgendered =/= transvestite. I hate to be little Miss Pedant (go with the lie) but a person who is transgendered is someone who is claiming that they have the wrong bits of plumbing down there. A transvestite is a person who dresses in clothing traditionally worn by the opposite sex. Someone can be a transvestite without being transgender. Of course, there's also the distinctions of drag queens v. transvestites v. cross dressers but I've said too much.

What is really amusing is the generational difference in the queer community about the use of the term tranny. Those under say late 20's or so consider it deeply offensive to the transgendered community. Those of use who are older than that consider it a really lazy way of saying drag queen. I've had some arguments with people and about ten minutes in realized we were talking about two way different things.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:35 PM (VtjlW)

148 Posted by: Drunk Homeless guy at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (kc2b9)

I must get out of this place.... before my mind.... snaps.... and.....

Posted by: Dr. VonScott at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (lZBBB)

149 Ace, my only disagreement?

Your saying Biden "might be ever so slightly mentally checked out."

He's really mentally deficient. I sometimes feel badly about joking on him because I think his previous aneurysm did some real damage.

REAL. DAMAGE.

Posted by: mare at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (A98Xu)

150 I can remember when Joe and I used to dump our whole load in our senate offices. He was just a pup then, but I held my own!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (DrC22)

151 This olde man is a scurvy knave and I scoff at his dreams and mewlings.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (uW4J6)

152 kawfytawk at October 31, 2012 01:29 PM (JWLqy)

How did you keep a straight face? Yeah it would have been tempting to ask if the guy found everything all right. Then wait to see if a falsetto or a Freudian slip gets uttered.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (HiC8z)

153 Biden's whole load? Shit not enough to even clean my face.

Posted by: Columbian Hooker at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (wR+pz)

154 He's right, this is serious stuff.

Posted by: The Gergler's Confused Hole at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (yFJUJ)

155 Kind of gives a whole new meaning to "Forward!"

Posted by: Cricket at October 31, 2012 01:37 PM (DrC22)

156 What do Chaz Bono and Paul Krugman have in common , civil rights issues....Never let an opportunity pass to victimize some minority at the expense of the majority....

Posted by: Clemenza at October 31, 2012 01:37 PM (afx6B)

157 134
I don't understand why men dressing like women is such a big deal. It's
nobodies business if a man wants to feel, well, pretty, soft and
special, The feeling of silk stockings caressing your legs
and............Nevermind.

Posted by: Drunk Homeless guy at October 31, 2012 01:32 PM (kc2b9)

It was just surreal....I mean we lived surrounded by he-man. lobsterman.....guess I know what they wear under their slickers

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 31, 2012 01:37 PM (JWLqy)

158 Posted by: Dr. VonScott at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (lZBBB)

And 3 Free Internetz to anyone who can pick up on that reference.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2012 01:37 PM (lZBBB)

159 So does Drunk Homeless Guy like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:38 PM (HiC8z)

160 Thats quite a coincidence. I was just saying the same thing to Carrie Underwoods stink puddle last night. I love good dreams.

Posted by: Obi Wan Cannoli at October 31, 2012 01:38 PM (f95vc)

161 This will only hurt for a little while..

I'll only stick the head of it in..

I promise that I'll never try to c*m in your mouth...

Posted by: David Allen Coe at October 31, 2012 01:38 PM (MAhUT)

162 It puts the lotion on its skin and then I'll give you the whole load!

(What?)

Posted by: Joe Biden, Whose IQ is Higher than Yours at October 31, 2012 01:38 PM (CWlPF)

163 At least Joey Chains didn't say 'Hot, milky loads'...

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 31, 2012 01:38 PM (QB3JR)

164 Whole load? Been there, done that.

Posted by: The Sink Emperor and Monica's Blue Dress at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (cTjRR)

165 As they say in the business? Either he spends to much time around male porn stars or dump truck drivers.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (7Nq2G)

166 I'm going to give you the whole load today - right in your big, beautiful eyes!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (DrWcr)

167 I only want teh JEF impeached IF he loses next Tuesday. Because if he wins, and is THEN impeached, we get Joey Choo-Choo as POTUS.
And on that note, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (wCvqL)

168 How did you keep a straight face? Yeah it would have been tempting to ask if the guy found everything all right. Then wait to see if a falsetto or a Freudian slip gets uttered.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (HiC8z)

I'm pretty sure I was just as surprised as he was....if he could've slipped under the counter he would have...he looked like a trapped rat.

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (JWLqy)

169 You cannot go to a Starbucks or Apple Store unless you have a slight lisp

Posted by: Joe Biten at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (BAnPT)

170 So, I guess pederasts don't have any fucking rights now?

Thanks Joe, asshole.

Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (wR+pz)

171 >>>And 3 Free Internetz to anyone who can pick up on that reference.... LOL


Just what exactly are you implying?

Posted by: Brad at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (uW4J6)

172
Just a small correction, I am the Original Miss Trans New England 2009, it was my own dear Mom who spoke to the Vice President. And as the aforementioned Miss Trans New England, I would like to thank Vice President Biden for his words in support of Transgender Civil Rights! Also, for his apparently excellent taste in singling my Mom, Linda Carragher Bourne out from the crowd! Slainte Mr. Vice President! Trans Rights Now!

Posted by: Lorelei Erisis


"Lorelei" has an online portfolio: http://tinyurl.com/bw8ap7g

Looks like Dee Snyder.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (kdS6q)

173 Biden's a left-winger and, not coincidentally, dumb as a post, but I have yet to see any evidence that he's any less left-wing or any less dumb than BHO. BHO just isn't as verbose.

Posted by: DenverGregg at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (5tPx9)

174 That unfortunate event that occured in your mouth?....Joey Walnuts warned you!

Posted by: Obi Wan Cannoli at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (f95vc)

175 Damn it--we are still missing a lot of the East Coast morons aren't we...

Posted by: tasker at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (r2PLg)

176 Jesus Joe, not in my eye.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (kc2b9)

177 147 your hashtag raises intriguing questions, not that there's anything wrong with it

Posted by: the Butcher at October 31, 2012 01:40 PM (8g9qq)

178 Really ?Does the Obama campaignthink that Choo Choo is an asset ?

They should send him to campaign in California

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 31, 2012 01:40 PM (nTgAI)

179 Joey, pleasecall me!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 31, 2012 01:40 PM (DrWcr)

180 It's alright. Here, have a consolation prize.

*tosses a can of Neet*


Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 01:15 PM (GQ8sn)


Nair or GTFO.

Btw, the HQ has descended sharply today. I mean, this is further out there than most of the ONT's. Not that I'm complaining. Funny as all hell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 01:40 PM (da5Wo)

181 Of course, there's also the distinctions of drag queens v. transvestites v. cross dressers but I've said too much.

Go on.

Posted by: Dr. Frank-N-Furter at October 31, 2012 01:40 PM (sbV1u)

182 As a psychiatrist, it is my belief that Biden has disease of the frontal lobes of his cerebral cortex. Normally, the frontal lobes exert an inhibitory effect on behavior and speech. Those with diseased lobes are disinhibited and impulsive.

Biden has clearly demonstrated increasing frequency of verbal "gaffes" and behavioral oddities which are aberrant, e.g., his debate behavior, and his comments to Ty Wood's father about the size of his deceased son's testicles. And on and on.

I'm convinced this man is medically incapable of being president.

Posted by: Nomadic100 at October 31, 2012 01:40 PM (Hw2dc)

183 That thought does indeed scare me to death. That said, I'd much prefer Biden toObama.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (VLifP)

184 Sorry but transfats are a bigger civil rights issue than this load from ol' stumblefuck...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

185 Posted by: Dr. VonScott at October 31, 2012 01:36 PM (lZBBB)



And 3 Free Internetz to anyone who can pick up on that reference.... LOL


And just what are you implying?

Posted by: Brad at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (4WhSY)

186 I just had a mental flash of Biden saying this stuff in a silk shirt unbuttoned halfway down wearing a huge gold medallion.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (KXm42)

187 Buffalo in the Hizzle! (Follow the Hepcat!)

Posted by: Obi Wan Cannoli at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (f95vc)

188 Go on.
Posted by: Dr. Frank-N-Furter at October 31, 2012 01:40 PM (sbV1u)

First you jump to the left................

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (kc2b9)

189 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the Republicans want to have a War On Wanna Be Women. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. She could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, " I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Mommy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. I just fell into her arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes. She had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my daughters voice helped me to get through.

Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (feFL6)

190
I get the whole load every day. And it is not that much.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (zLp5I)

191 He's really mentally deficient. I sometimes feel badly about joking on him because I think his previous aneurysm did some real damage.

_____________

Hasn't Biden had two aneurysms?

Posted by: tasker at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (r2PLg)

192 Hey, when you've got balls the size of cue balls, the pocket pool is just totally amazing!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (DrWcr)

193 What is really amusing is the generational difference in the queer community about the use of the term tranny.
------------------

Wait, so now I can't talk about my car's transmission?

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (CyP2Z)

194 eleven, and waving a cigar?

Posted by: willow at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (hX8cq)

195 I'll never understand why this silly bullshit pandering doesn't completely alienate a sizable majority of voting Americans.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (vbh31)

196
Obama suspends campaigning, my ass.

I see that Newsbusters noticed the same thing I did.

Obama used his stupid campaign slogan Twice while issuing official statements about hurricane relief efforts.

#1: "We are going to continue to push as hard as we can to make sure that power is up throughout the region and obviously this is mostly a local responsibility and the private utilities are going to have to lean forward."

#2: We can't have a situation where that lasts for days on end. And so my instructions to the federal agency has been do not figure out why we can't do something. I want you to figure out how we do something. I want you to cut through red tape, cut through bureaucracy. There is no excuse for inaction at this point. I want every agency to lean forward and to make sure we are getting the resources where they need -- where they're need as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Soothsayer, a transmitter at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (jUytm)

197 169 You cannot go to a Starbucks or Apple Store unless you have a slight lisp
Posted by: Joe Biten at October 31, 2012 01:39 PM (BAnPT)

LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (kc2b9)

198 I see Biden has taken to gargling with bourbon.

Posted by: pat at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (vY2MW)

199 First you jump to the left................
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (kc2b9)

And then a step to the riii-ii-iii-ii-ight!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (DrWcr)

200 Hold on there Joe. It's Barry's load I'm after.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (wAQA5)

201 The fact that at least 45% of Americans will vote to reelect VP Corky McShortbus is all the evidence I need to conclude that this country is fucked.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (KSjsb)

202 ... eerrr... so a tranny goes into Mineke's with a tranny problem, who gets the wrench?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:43 PM (HiC8z)

203 Unless you're into that weirdo Jap porn where the girls have both
kinds of plumbing. It's weird as hell, but that's just how the
slant-eyes like it, God love 'em.


The word you're looking for, Joe, is "intersex" (which is the new, hip term instead of "hermaphrodite"). Roughly 1 in 300 Americans are born that way, and (last I heard) the default treatment is to transgender them all female very early.

Which means that (if the intersex do divide into male/female) roughly half of them are transgendered wrong.

This has been today's PSA. Carry on making fun of Slo Joe.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2012 01:43 PM (4+LTj)

204 ... eerrr... so a tranny goes into Mineke's with a tranny problem, who gets the wrench?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:43 PM (HiC8z)

The tranny, of course.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:43 PM (DrWcr)

205 So, no democrats or liberals are thoroughly embarrassed by this walking boob? How is that possible?

I've been told I have high expectations for politicians but shouldn't the left be laughing too?

Posted by: mare at October 31, 2012 01:43 PM (A98Xu)

206 And then a step to the riii-ii-iii-ii-ight!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (DrWcr)

I love that stupid FKN movie.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:43 PM (kc2b9)

207 True story:

A couple years ago I was in a trendy supermarket in the SF Bay Area, and I saw a woman in a full burka shopping. Not a half-assed burka -- the real deal, all-black, head to floor, and only a tiny mesh opening over the eyes. I did note unconsciously that she was a rather tall woman. She was even shopping with her normal-looking six-year-old daughter.

And then when we happened to pass by each other near the bok choy section, she spoke to her daughter -- in a gruff deep male voice! Then I saw the thick-wristed hairy forearm reaching out to grab the shopping cart, and I had my first Austin Powers moment -- "It's a MAN!"

I swear, ONLY around SF would you not only have a tranny going shopping with his daughter in full drag, but have his chosen "feminine attire" be a freakin' BURKA.

So many layers of wrong.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (+cx5n)

208 Yet somewhere in the back of his misfiring brain, the delusional dolt still thinks he could be a contender for President in 2016.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (SY2Kh)

209 This Week's Democrat Message for America:

"Lean forward and take the whole load."

Got it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (iAUf+)

210 @109 - I saw last week that Gallup did a poll and they said that LGBT make up about 3.2% of the population.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

211 First you jump to the left................
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (kc2b9)

And then a step to the riii-ii-iii-ii-ight!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (DrWcr)



Put your hands on your hips...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (4df7R)

212 The future is ours so let's plan it...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 31, 2012 01:45 PM (uW4J6)

213 "And put your hands on your hips"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:45 PM (HiC8z)

214 So many layers of wrong.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (+cx5n)


Unless he had a bomb strapped to his body, which is what they do.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:45 PM (kc2b9)

215 Has anyone mentioned what happens if the electoral college is tied? Imagine President Romney and Vice President Biden for the next 4 years!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2012 01:45 PM (vk1zz)

216 Obama suspends campaigning, my ass. I see that Newsbusters noticed the same thing I did. Obama used his stupid campaign slogan Twice while issuing official statements about hurricane relief efforts. #1: "We are going to continue to push as hard as we can to make sure that power is up throughout the region and obviously this is mostly a local responsibility and the private utilities are going to have to lean forward." #2: We can't have a situation where that lasts for days on end. And so my instructions to the federal agency has been do not figure out why we can't do something. I want you to figure out how we do something. I want you to cut through red tape, cut through bureaucracy. There is no excuse for inaction at this point. I want every agency to lean forward and to make sure we are getting the resources where they need -- where they're need as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Soothsayer, a transmitter at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (jUytm)

Isn't lean forward just a nice way of saying bend over ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 31, 2012 01:45 PM (nTgAI)

217 #196 Obama is going to be in New Jersey for 3 hours today. If you don't thinkthat's a campaign swing, come back tonight and I'll tell you how glowing the reports are on Philly TV. He's getting a million dollars worth of free advertising tonight and tomorrow in the crucial Philly suburbs.

Posted by: rockmom at October 31, 2012 01:45 PM (qE3AR)

218 Joe always enjoyed Movie and a Shower Night at the Wilmington YMCA

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 31, 2012 01:45 PM (BAnPT)

219 eleven, and waving a cigar?

And winking. Wait...I think he already does that.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (KXm42)

220 Stoaty has a very good article about how the AP and various universities comprised this survey that guarantees that we are all racists. For example:

“Irish, Italians, Jews, and other minorities overcame prejudice and worked their way up. Blacks should do the same without special favors.”

If you agree with that, you’re scored as a racist.


http://goo.gl/ajYVW

Posted by: Redd at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (Lom3Z)

221 Btw, the HQ has descended sharply today.


And I didn't do it! I told you I was a good girl.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (VtjlW)

222 VP Corky McShortbus is all the evidence I need to conclude that this country is fucked.Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (KSjsb)

I saw Chris Burke at a concert about 2 weeks ago. (He's Corky from "Life Goes On.")

He was smarter and funnier than Joe Biden.

This should frighten us all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (sbV1u)

223 What scares me most is the crowd of imbeciles grinning and clapping as Biden spews incoherent nonsense. WTF is wrong with these people?

Posted by: JPS at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (4vxZU)

224
Obama really likes to wave his little plastic sword around, too.

"No red tape," demands Obama!

Hey, asshole, You Are the Red Tape.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (jUytm)

225 In a just world the existence of Joe Biden would shame and humiliate those people who said Sarah Palin was not worthy of the job so much they hid under rocks and were never heard from again.

But there is little justice in this fallen world.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (r4wIV)

226 Lean Forward! BOHICA!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (HiC8z)

227 Bring your knees in tiiii-iii-iiight!

I'm going to have The Time Warp stuck in my head now for the rest of the day. Arrrrgh!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (v+QvA)

228 First you jump to the left................ Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:41 PM (kc2b9) And then a step to the riii-ii-iii-ii-ight! Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:42 PM (DrWcr) Put your hands on your hips...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (4df7R)

And bring your knees in tii-i-ight!

Posted by: rockmom at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (NYnoe)

229 So many layers of wrong.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (+cx5n)

It's a Zombie sighting! Christ, it's like seeing Bigfoot!

Posted by: joncelli at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (CWlPF)

230 Hmm..... and Susan Sarandon played Janet.... who ended up REALLY liking alternate lifestyles...

And is now a HUGE Obama supporter....

Sometimes.... life is just too weird...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (lZBBB)

231
BTW, the vital statistics on the T-Miss in question:

Lorelei Erisis

Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 185 lbs
Cup: A
Shoe: 12.5

So, basically she's Jethrine Clampett


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (kdS6q)

232 Vice President Bukkake.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (iAUf+)

233 And I didn't do it! I told you I was a good girl.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (VtjlW)

Keep your innocence Mistress, we'll handle it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (kc2b9)

234 I love that stupid FKN movie.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:43 PM (kc2b9)


That used to be a friday night ritual for us back in the day....complete with our bag of rice, TP, spray bottles...etc

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (JWLqy)

235 215 Has anyone mentioned what happens if the electoral college is tied? Imagine President Romney and Vice President Biden for the next 4 years!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 31, 2012 01:45 PM (vk1zz)

_________________

How does that go down?

The House votes for the President and the Senate votes for the VP?

I guess they are confined to the candidates that were nominated?

Why not VP Reid?


oy.

Posted by: tasker at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (r2PLg)

236 And I didn't do it! I told you I was a good girl. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (VtjlW)

You are? Show us the Catholic schoolgirl uniform and we'll believe you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (sbV1u)

237 And then when we happened to pass by each other near the bok choy
section, she spoke to her daughter -- in a gruff deep male voice! Then I
saw the thick-wristed hairy forearm reaching out to grab the shopping
cart, and I had my first Austin Powers moment -- "It's a MAN!"


Hell, that was probably the missing 9/11 jihadi pilot of urban legend. Heh.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 31, 2012 01:48 PM (vbh31)

238 Let's Do The Time Warp Again...

...could be the Obama/Biden 2012 theme song! They wish it was 2008.

Posted by: rockmom at October 31, 2012 01:48 PM (NYnoe)

239 I saw last week that Gallup did a poll and they said that LGBT make up about 3.2% of the population.

This is actually pretty consistent.

The only weird numbers show up in the CDC, where the number of women having sex with other women has been climbing since Lawrence -- yet they don't claim to be lesbians in the other polls.

I don't know what this means. My operating theory is that women are too crazy for other women to live with for long periods, and they end up with straight men because we're sane.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2012 01:48 PM (4+LTj)

240 Let's do the time warp again.....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 31, 2012 01:48 PM (9+ccr)

241
I'll never understand why this silly bullshit pandering doesn't completely alienate a sizable majority of voting Americans.Posted by: Soap MacTavish


One would think so but we've been acculturated to the Left's non-standards for decades. So whatever crazy-ass shit they come up with just gets ignored as so much background noise.

Of course once this 'civil rights' issue turns into lawsuits against employers for not hiring Ms. Man for a job, then, maybe, people will push back.

"Discrimination!! The Boy Scouts wouldn't let me be a Scout Mistress!! "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2012 01:48 PM (TB4sJ)

242 So, basically she's Jethrine Clampett


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (kdS6q)

LMFAO< oh shit, you owe me a keyboard.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:48 PM (kc2b9)

243 ...But it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive 'em insa-aaa-aaa-aaane...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:49 PM (4df7R)

244 > As they say in the business? Either he spends to much time around male porn stars or dump truck drivers.

He said "my business."

Did you also notice, though, how he exhibited a tic right when he said it?

I've been saying it a while. I'm not the only person saying it. We have a Vice President with neurological damage of some kind.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 31, 2012 01:49 PM (DnLl2)

245
Lean forward, comrades!

Posted by: soothsayerski at October 31, 2012 01:49 PM (jUytm)

246 ...But it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive 'em insa-aaa-aaa-aaane...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:49 PM (4df7R)

Let's do the Time Warp agaiiiiiiiin!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:49 PM (v+QvA)

247 Yet somewhere in the back of his misfiring brain, the delusional dolt still thinks he could be a contender for President in 2016.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 31, 2012 01:44 PM (SY2Kh)
--
At the speed his brain is decaying, he probably won't even be around in 2016.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2012 01:49 PM (F0K0r)

248 My operating theory is that women are too crazy for other women to live with for long periods, and they end up with straight men because we're sane. Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2012 01:48 PM (4+LTj)

Annnnnnd this is how I snagged Mrs. Bannion. Word.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 31, 2012 01:49 PM (sbV1u)

249 207 >> I swear, ONLY around SF would you not only have a tranny going shopping
with his daughter in full drag, but have his chosen "feminine attire" be
a freakin' BURKA.

zombie, may you live in interesting times.

I feel sad for the daughter however.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (ccXZP)

250 This is Alexthechick being 'good'

http://tinyurl.com/bqppy4h

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (HiC8z)

251 And I didn't do it! I told you I was a good girl.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:46 PM (VtjlW)


No you didn't and no, you aren't. That's why we love you. Btw, a girl I know from church and school posted a pic of her in her Halloween costume. Seriously slutty Hermione. Absolutely ridiculous. My jaw actually dropped. As soon as I figure out how to get it from Facebook to here while keeping her name private, I'll post it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (da5Wo)

252 WTF is wrong with these people?

They're every bit as dysfunctional as he is.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (vbh31)

253 231
BTW, the vital statistics on the T-Miss in question:

Lorelei Erisis

Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 185 lbs
Cup: A
Shoe: 12.5

So, basically she's Jethrine Clampett


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2012 01:47 PM (kdS6q)


Lawd have mercy

Posted by: BignJames at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (rlFQ+)

254 I swear, ONLY around SF would you not only have a tranny going shopping
with his daughter in full drag, but have his chosen "feminine attire" be
a freakin' BURKA.



So many layers of wrong.


I'm usually pretty good at deducing why the left does and say what they do, though I often find it looney. It's not that hard after a lifetime of being exposed to what passes for liberal thought.

For that story, I got nothin'. He needed a disguise for some reason? But even then- a man dressed in a burka would just draw attention.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (SY2Kh)

255 Master.... the Monster has escaped....

Posted by: Riff Raff.... at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (lZBBB)

256 Coming from the party that actively encouraged voter fraud, that's rich.

I guess some civil rights are more important than others.

BTW: My mission to eat as many of the Reese's Peanut Butter cups before the wife can give them out tonight is going deliciously.

In a bit of sad news, several of the neighbors have put up JEF signs. Ones who'd put them up last time, I wasn't sure if they were going to this time. The one across the street may find an empty chair next to it soon.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (imtbm)

257 Joey Biden: I'm gonna give you the whole load today. That's what I tell the tranny hookers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (1Jaio)

258 I'm going to have The Time Warp stuck in my head now for the rest of the day. Arrrrgh!

It could be worse.

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears,
It's a world of hope and a world of fears ...

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (4+LTj)

259 Is Chris Christie campaigning with Joe today as well?

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (GvYeG)

260 I don't know what this means. My operating theory is that women are too
crazy for other women to live with for long periods, and they end up
with straight men because we're sane.


I think it's a trash issue -- as in who takes the trash to the curb. I've heard that's like the #1 relationship issue with women/women.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (feFL6)

261 This is Alexthechick being 'good' Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (HiC8z)

This too works for me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (sbV1u)

262 If Biden were a Republican, he'd be long gone and safely ensconced in the rest home.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (Y0jT/)

263 OK, I'm off to hike in and hang a chair off a cliff above the local highway. Back later with a dispatch from the front.



I saw my first empty chair in my neighborhood driving home from my game last night. Almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (dVJLS)

264 It's a world of laughter, a world of tears,It's a world of hope and a world of fears ...
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (4+LTj)


You are a complete bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (v+QvA)

265
would an undecided transgendered voter be the ultimate in confused?

Posted by: kj at October 31, 2012 01:52 PM (AW9md)

266 After R/R win, Why do I have the feeling that Joe's family will announce his retirement from public in June 2013.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 31, 2012 01:52 PM (zLp5I)

267 I think it's a trash issue -- as in who takes the trash to the curb. I've heard that's like the #1 relationship issue with women/women.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (feFL6)

Oh, how hard can that be. Wear the strap on, take the trash.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 31, 2012 01:52 PM (kc2b9)

268 We need a new thread. The only tits being discussed here are a tranny's A cups.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 31, 2012 01:52 PM (QB3JR)

269 Fucker stole my line.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 31, 2012 01:52 PM (wAQA5)

270 As for the guy in the burka, anyone check the wanted posters?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:52 PM (HiC8z)

271 After R/R win, Why do I have the feeling that Joe's family will announce his retirement from public in June 2013.
Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 31, 2012 01:52 PM (zLp5I)

So he can spend more time with his neurologist, er, family, no doubt.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2012 01:53 PM (v+QvA)

272 We need a new thread. The only tits being discussed here are a tranny's A cups. Posted by: Countrysquire at October 31, 2012 01:52 PM (QB3JR)

BC can fix that in a hurry.

We want Leanne! We want Leanne! We want Leanne!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 31, 2012 01:53 PM (sbV1u)

273 BCochran1981 pulled a Biden in the second comment of this thread.

Posted by: Marmo at October 31, 2012 01:53 PM (QW+AD)

274
noodles, comrades

Posted by: soothsayerski at October 31, 2012 01:54 PM (jUytm)

275 I saw a Firefighters for Romney sticker. Made me feel better about certain parts of the public sector.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2012 01:54 PM (KXm42)

276 I think it's a trash issue -- as in who takes the trash to the curb.
I've heard that's like the #1 relationship issue with women/women.


Wow. Who'd have thought that the PUA's BS about women being hyperagamous could be something as simple as: "strong enough to take out the trash."

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2012 01:54 PM (4+LTj)

277 "It's a Zombie sighting! Christ, it's like seeing Bigfoot!
Posted by: joncelli "

Really? So it's my size-14 high-heel pumps that give me away? All that Adam's Apple surgery for nothing.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2012 01:54 PM (+cx5n)

278 Syphillus did the same thing to Capone's brain. I thought the treatment had improved.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2012 01:54 PM (F0K0r)

279 As soon as I figure out how to get it from Facebook to here while keeping her name private, I'll post it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (da5Wo)



I knew there was a reason I will let you sleep indoors.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:55 PM (VtjlW)

280 It's a world of laughter, a world of tears,It's a world of hope and a world of fears ...
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (4+LTj)


Hey, you know, you take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both and there you have the facts of life.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Binder Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 31, 2012 01:55 PM (4df7R)

281
"...they end up with straight men because we're sane."

Yeah. We're sane until we live under the same roof with an estrogen-impaired Vagi-American for a decade or so.

After that, not so much.

Posted by: Jaws at October 31, 2012 01:55 PM (4I3Uo)

282 With Biden a certain line I have been saving needs to be uttered. Still might use it in a story.

'He has two brain cells and they are charged long distance to talk to each other.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:55 PM (HiC8z)

283 Just finished having lunch with Chief Justice Roberts.

Posted by: Gov. Chris Christie at October 31, 2012 01:55 PM (vbh31)

284 I'm okay.

Posted by: A Lumberjack at October 31, 2012 01:55 PM (48wze)

285 Barry only ran with Biden because he was the top pick of a very small lists of Dems he was demonstrably smarter than

Posted by: ketos at October 31, 2012 01:56 PM (VK4bK)

286 278 Syphillus did the same thing to Capone's brain. I thought the treatment had improved.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2012 01:54 PM (F0K0r)

Still mercury injections?

Posted by: BignJames at October 31, 2012 01:56 PM (rlFQ+)

287 283 Did he taste good?

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 31, 2012 01:56 PM (GvYeG)

288 Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

Posted by: Garth at October 31, 2012 01:56 PM (uW4J6)

289 Remember #2 on Sandra Fluke's list of objectives - after free birth control - was free gender reassignment surgeries for all! So when Biden said that he was giving her the full load he probably meant he's on his way to get dismembered!

Posted by: Steven W. at October 31, 2012 01:56 PM (uqJO9)

290 Some of those folks in the background of the picture look like they are a bit worried with what may happen when Sheriff Joe gives the "whole load". Maybe move out from behind a bit...

Posted by: sherlock at October 31, 2012 01:57 PM (2DD2m)

291 284
I'm okay.


Posted by: A Lumberjack at October 31, 2012 01:55 PM (48wze)

Spam!

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2012 01:57 PM (KXm42)

292 This is Alexthechick being 'good'

http://tinyurl.com/bqppy4h
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:50 PM (HiC8z)



I deserve a flamethrower. I would use it responsibly. For certain values of responsible.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at October 31, 2012 01:57 PM (VtjlW)

293 Joe Biden. Foreign policy gravitas.

Posted by: Marmo at October 31, 2012 01:57 PM (QW+AD)

294 I'm okay.Posted by: A Lumberjack at October 31, 2012 01:55 PM (48wze)

I sleep all night and I work all day.

Posted by: Lumberjack Jr. at October 31, 2012 01:58 PM (sbV1u)

295 I don't know what this means. My operating theory is that women are too crazy for other women to live with for long periods, and they end up with straight men because we're sane.
Threesomes. With the sexual revolution, birth control,and the loosening of morals you end up with more and more women willing to fool around with eachother, especially when a guy is involved somewhere. Additionally, feminism in the past 30 years has increasingly pushed lesbianism along with distrust of men.
My theory is that men are either gay or straight, while women are more likely to be bisexual. As a survival mechanism it allows for multiple women to share the same man and raise his children while reducing conflict.

Posted by: Alex at October 31, 2012 01:58 PM (3x3F6)

296 It's a world of laughter, a world of tears,It's a world of hope and a world of fears ... Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2012 01:51 PM (4+LTj) Hey, you know, you take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both and there you have the facts of life.


Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't you take it You're gonna make it after all You're gonna make it after all

Posted by: kj at October 31, 2012 01:58 PM (AW9md)

297 Anyone watch The League?

Biden: *takes off glasses* Call me The Transporter
Ruxin: *takes off glasses* Or The Transgender
Biden: I'd like to offer my services to all of you. If anyone has a load that's needs to be transported, I'm your man.
Kevin: Whoa, how many loads can you transport at one time?
Biden: As many as humanly possible.
Jenny: You take the whole load? All at once?
Biden: That's right. I take the load, hold it inside me, and don't let it out.
Danielle: Wow, like big loads?
Biden: I love big loads.
Jenny: Wow.
Ruxin: You take a lady's load?
Biden: I'll take a lady's load. But I prefer a mans load.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2012 01:58 PM (GeD0A)

298 And before I forget since we are talking movies on this thread.

Cinemark/Tinseltown will be showing on the big screen Mel Brooks 'Young Frankenstein' tonight!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 01:59 PM (HiC8z)

299 End game finances (from link at Drudge)
Adding in the cash from other presidential campaign committees, the mismatch still was stark: $156 million forMitt Romneyand hisGOP allies to $94 million for President Obama and his allies. State Republican parties also had 50 percent more cash than their Democratic counterparts, according to an analysis by The Washington Times

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 31, 2012 01:59 PM (GvYeG)

300 As soon as I figure out how to get it from Facebook to here while keeping her name private, I'll post it.

Crop into Microsoft Paint?

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 01:59 PM (GQ8sn)

301 68 mil of the 156 is RNC money ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 31, 2012 02:00 PM (GvYeG)

302 My theory is that men are either gay or straight, while women are more likely to be bisexual. As a survival mechanism it allows for multiple women to share the same man and raise his children while reducing conflict. Posted by: Alex at October 31, 2012 01:58 PM (3x3F6)

There's a evolutionary biology theory that tracks somewhat along those lines.

Female sexuality is more fluid than male sexuality. Makes sense I suppose.

Posted by: Lumberjack Jr. at October 31, 2012 02:00 PM (sbV1u)

303 zombies here. Shit, it's like the same old gang from you-know-where. Wonder how Ace lured her? Probably his standard courtship; little song, a little dance, then handkerchief, ether, and duct tape.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 31, 2012 02:01 PM (feFL6)

304 Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't
you take it You're gonna make it after all You're gonna make it after
all



Come and knock on my door...

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 02:01 PM (GQ8sn)

305
THE BALLS ON THESE WOMEN

Posted by: Slow Joe at October 31, 2012 02:01 PM (uW4J6)

306 As soon as I figure out how to get it from Facebook to here while keeping her name private, I'll post it.
-------------
Save picture to your computer and post to AllenG's blog, I hear he has one. Then link the blog to here.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 02:01 PM (HiC8z)

307 304 Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't
you take it You're gonna make it after all You're gonna make it after
all


Come and knock on my door...
Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 02:01 PM (GQ8sn)


Stop it! Stop it now! Please!

Posted by: BignJames at October 31, 2012 02:03 PM (rlFQ+)

308 282 - Perfect summation of Biden.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2012 02:03 PM (Y0jT/)

309 I'm a little bit country...

Posted by: Marie at October 31, 2012 02:03 PM (uW4J6)

310 Come and knock on my door...

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 02:01 PM (GQ8sn)





Stop it! Stop it now! Please!

Posted by: BignJames at October 31, 2012 02:03 PM (rlFQ+)


We've been waiting for you...

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 02:04 PM (GQ8sn)

311 Schlemiel!
Schlmozzle!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 31, 2012 02:06 PM (ZKzrr)

312 Muskrat, muskrat, candlelight, doin' the town and doin' it right...

Posted by: That Toni chick and the weird dude in the sailor suit at October 31, 2012 02:06 PM (VndSC)

313 Alright Rons and Ettes, I'm posting the pic to Flickr shortly and it will only stay up a short time. Link posted in just a minute...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 02:07 PM (da5Wo)

314 >>As soon as I figure out how to get it from Facebook to here while keeping her name private, I'll post it.
Hmm. Even if you remove her face or whole head, her body would still end up floating around the internet forever. Not sure she'd appreciate that, even if she put the pic on FB.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2012 02:08 PM (SUKHu)

315 Alright Rons and Ettes, I'm posting the pic to Flickr shortly and it
will only stay up a short time. Link posted in just a minute...


*refreshes*

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 02:08 PM (GQ8sn)

316 More Joe Biden caught on tape:

http://tinyurl.com/a5rkuvz

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 31, 2012 02:09 PM (piMMO)

317 Here it be..... http://tinyurl.com/bs5fsz4


The redhead on the left is the girl I know.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 02:09 PM (da5Wo)

318 The redhead on the left is the girl I know.

There's entirely too much boobage in that pic.

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)

319 What is *too much* boobage ? Does not compute.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 31, 2012 02:11 PM (VSWPU)

320 There's entirely too much boobage in that pic.



...said no one ever.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 02:12 PM (da5Wo)

321 I don't know how you're going to look at that girl the same BCochran. Lord...

And her friend isn't too shabby either.

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 02:12 PM (GQ8sn)

322 317 Here it be..... http://tinyurl.com/bs5fsz4


The redhead on the left is the girl I know.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 02:09 PM (da5Wo)

How well do you know her?

Posted by: BignJames at October 31, 2012 02:13 PM (rlFQ+)

323 How well do you know her?



Her dad was actually my English teacher in 11th grade. She's joined in a few pick up basketball games. Well enough to speak and be friendly, but not buddies or anything.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 02:15 PM (da5Wo)

324 If any Morons and Moronettes are bored and/or irritated with The Won, or irritated for other reasons, please join me here to fight for truth in Benghazi:


http://tinyurl.com/cwbd7gz

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 31, 2012 02:15 PM (baL2B)

325 Wow BCochran. And you are complaining? Bet the morons will next ask if she is single and what her email address is.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 02:15 PM (HiC8z)

326 Her dad was actually my English teacher in 11th grade. She's joined in a
few pick up basketball games. Well enough to speak and be friendly, but
not buddies or anything.


BREASTUS GIGANTICUS!!!!

Posted by: EC at October 31, 2012 02:16 PM (GQ8sn)

327 So...you don't know her...in the Biblical sense....

Posted by: BignJames at October 31, 2012 02:21 PM (rlFQ+)

328 It's like his brain is trying to tell his mouth that whatever currently coming out is probably not good, and yet, there's just not enough power there to stop it.

Posted by: Skags at October 31, 2012 02:21 PM (ahsqI)

329 Is anyone else scared to death about this mental incompetent actually
becoming president? And representing us in foreign affairs?

I have been saying for the past four years that the reason Obama picked Biden was to give pause to the crackpots considering offing Obama (you know they're out there. They are always out there). If they got rid of him, Biden would be the Prez, and that fact alone should be enough to keep Obama safe.

Posted by: Picky at October 31, 2012 02:25 PM (9nFDD)

330
325
Wow BCochran. And you are complaining? Bet the morons will next ask if she is single and what her email address is.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 31, 2012 02:15 PM (HiC8z)

Who's complaining? Not this guy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 31, 2012 02:27 PM (da5Wo)

331 Not sure what you morons are complaining about. We've been taking the whole load from Dems for years, we don't spit either!

Posted by: The Entire MFM at October 31, 2012 02:27 PM (X7wAM)

332 Ooooh, sounds like someone has a 3rd chakra release scheduled. Can I get in on that action, good "masseuses" are so difficult to find.

Posted by: Al Gore at October 31, 2012 02:29 PM (rVkqa)

333 I'm bringing your full load, Joe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI2FXZ_fluofeature=youtu.bet=5m40s

Posted by: Karen Lewis at October 31, 2012 02:30 PM (DnLl2)

334 Wait! I'm not finished.

Posted by: Vice President Pants Load at October 31, 2012 02:30 PM (vm7ot)

335 people who dress us in womens clothes are the new civil rights.

mmmmmkay yeah go with that genius. haha


Even hardcore democrats, in unguarded moments have made jokes and expressed their horror at disgusting drag queens.

Keep pushing the issue idiot.. it'll blow up in your faces

Posted by: The Teller of Hard Facts at October 31, 2012 02:33 PM (FtGpn)

336 Wait. You mean there are days when Joe doesn't give a load?

Posted by: kansas at October 31, 2012 02:45 PM (mka2b)

337 332 - I thought it was the Second Chakra (although it seems the number varies depending on whether you count from the top of the spine or the base?).

Two things

1) I never want to hear about Joe Biden's load. Ever. Again.

2) Insofar as "normalising" paedophilia is concerned, I feel sorry for the people who find themselves erotically attracted to little kids but who keep their hands to themselves. They need to be able to talk about it so they can get help if they're tempted to act, without being punished for crimes they haven't committed. I can understand that.

The ones who actually act on it, though? NAMBLA, and the Sanduskys and Polanskis of the world? They can burn in Hell. Actually, I have to take my hat off to NAMBLA on one point - they're honest enough to admit what they want without dressing it up as "art".

There is nothing LESS important, on a national level, than "transgender" issues. Seriously. If the country goes under because Obambi gets another four years, these people will be so marginalised it isn't funny.

Posted by: perturbed at October 31, 2012 03:09 PM (u6Ueb)

338

15(the mother of a transgendered beauty
pageant winner)



Is he going to give her the whole load? (pronoun intentionally ambiguous)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™

I understand the official transcript of the speech says "I'm going
to give you the holeload today" .
It may or may not have been a typo.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 31, 2012 03:16 PM (VLifP)

339 The sad thing is, if Biden became President no one would notice the drop in IQ.

Posted by: burt at October 31, 2012 03:37 PM (8kEad)

340 It puts the load on the shim.

Posted by: General Zod at October 31, 2012 04:15 PM (2+bRt)

341 "Does anyone in the media worry that the currently-serving Vice President isn't mentally all there?"

There's no "there" there to begin with.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at October 31, 2012 05:22 PM (EhYdw)

342 #329 Picky, dittos.

I wager there's a worldwide contract/fatwa to preserve Obysmal so long as Plugs in next in line. ha ha ha ha

Posted by: chuck in st paul at October 31, 2012 05:25 PM (EhYdw)

343 I had no idea that dear Uncle Joe was in THAT business.


Which leaves me with no explanation at all as to why Democrats are not keen on supporting small business. Just sayin'.

Posted by: dissent555 at October 31, 2012 11:17 PM (yR6A1)

344 Ahh. So the whole "gon' put y'all back in chains" thing was intended for the SM audience, huh?

Crazy Joe.

Posted by: dissent555 at October 31, 2012 11:22 PM (yR6A1)

345 This is an indignant late thread rant about whatever it was I am meant to be offended by as a bona-fide transgender woman! How could you say such things?!?! I mean, statements like the ones I would be responding to angrily here if I took any of this seriously in any way shape or form, should be outlawed! Banned!!! Taken out for dinner and a movie then back home to listen to some Burt Bacharach records even!!!!!!

I will not stand for this sort of malingering! I am deeply offended and/or pleased by your negative comments or culinarily saucy suggestions!

Damn the torpedos! Now where did I put my testosterone blocker?

Slainte!
Lorelei Erisis (Yes, the actually referenced Pageant Queen.)


Posted by: Lorelei Erisis at November 01, 2012 11:16 PM (aOAHt)

346 Oh, one more thing.

Hey #337!!

You're going to go straight for the paedophilia comparison??? Serisously!?!?!!?! I don't even get any hate speech filled foreplay first?

I mean c'mon, you could start slow with the whole, "Bathroom Menace" thing. Or even sprinkle in a, "they're all psychologically damaged", before you lay down the "But save the children from the scary perverts!!!!" hand.

I am impressed their was no mention of goat f--king though. Nice restraint there.

Posted by: Lorelei Erisis at November 01, 2012 11:24 PM (aOAHt)






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