Chris Matthews: You Know Who Would Have Been a Rock-Star Senator? Me
In an article for the November Philadelphia Style magazine, a cocky Chris Matthews wistfully recounted a considered 2010 run for Senate, bragging at how incredible he would have been: "I'm not dreaming here. I would be one of the stars of the Democratic Party—there aren’t that many." The liberal MSNBC anchor flirted with, but ultimately decided against, running in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary. Perhaps wondering what might have been, he lamented, "I know this: If I had run and won and beaten [Senator Pat] Toomey, I would be one of the Democrats people talk about today."He also compares himself favorably with Barack Obama, noting that Obama doesn't have the street-smarts and instincts of... well, of a Chris Matthews. That's not a direct quote, but that's what Matthews is getting at. He'd use his People Smarts to help bail out his wannabe husband Obama. See, Obama has the Book Smarts, but Matthews could have saved him by adding his own People Smarts. You guys know what a "Mary Sue" is, right? If you don't, a "Mary Sue" is a character inserted into fanfic who is a thinly disguised version of the amateur author; the Mary Sue usually saves the hero. It's thus a wish fulfillment fantasy. The author wants to be important in the life of her imaginary hero, so she writes a silly story where she saves Bella, or Edward, or Jacob, or Spock. Or whoever. What Matthews just described is a Mary Sue fantasy. He's just constructed a fanfic in which a character much like Chris Matthews, who is in fact also named Chris Matthews, bails Obama out of his troubles using his Street Smarts and Irish blarney in an alternate universe America of 2010-2012. He is deranged.
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Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 23, 2012 07:32 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: dogfish at October 23, 2012 07:32 PM (N2yhW)
Posted by: An Observation at October 23, 2012 07:33 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Popcorn at October 23, 2012 07:33 PM (uIpSF)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 23, 2012 07:33 PM (ndlFj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 23, 2012 07:33 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 23, 2012 07:33 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 23, 2012 07:33 PM (ndlFj)
yeah but it' snot a barrier to service in the Senate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2012 07:33 PM (oSFWF)
Posted by: MJ at October 23, 2012 07:34 PM (TR60b)
Posted by: DarrenODaly at October 23, 2012 07:34 PM (ILhUm)
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2012 07:34 PM (X6akg)
Trust me Chrissy. We DO talk about you today. At about the same dirision level.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2012 07:34 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Jim Scrummy at October 23, 2012 07:34 PM (y12hg)
Nah, Matthews in the Senate is nothing new, just the other end of Nero's horse, more or less.
Posted by: Popcorn at October 23, 2012 07:33 PM (uIpSF)
Caligula is the emperor with horse Senator
Posted by: Oldcat at October 23, 2012 07:34 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2012 07:35 PM (PA6ZT)
Posted by: Gmac at October 23, 2012 07:36 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: toby928© at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: jakeman at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Gmac at October 23, 2012 07:36 PM (IanLz)
He is holding up better than Stephen Tyler
Posted by: Oldcat at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Walter Mitty at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (3SvjA)
verbose
bellicose
morose
comotose
Chrissy is currently between stages one and two
Posted by: Thunderb at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (oSFWF)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 23, 2012 07:38 PM (h9WhI)
Does anyone remember the senator in 2004 at the RNC convention who wanted to challenge Chrissy to a duel? I can't remember his name, but that was must see TV too.
Posted by: CarolT at October 23, 2012 07:39 PM (z4WKX)
>>"I'm not dreaming here. I would be one of the stars of the Democratic Party—there aren’t that many."
Seek help.
Posted by: Mama AJ, Binderette at October 23, 2012 07:39 PM (SUKHu)
Credentials, people.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where there's smoke, there's choom at October 23, 2012 07:39 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Chrissy Mathews at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (CfGGV)
Posted by: Stuart Smalley at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (XIsD/)
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (6o4Fb)
"He is holding up better than Stephen Tyler"
Posted by: Oldcat
He has better makeup techs, Tyler probably doesn't give a damn.
Posted by: Gmac at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (kAYdl)
Posted by: joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: wth at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (wAQA5)
You think he faps to Obama in a fox costume?
Yeah, me too.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: jakeman at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2012 07:40 PM (q177U)
-- I'm not sure he's wrong there ... Which is quite sad for the party of Andrew Jackson.
Posted by: gm at October 23, 2012 07:41 PM (/kBoL)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 23, 2012 07:41 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: logprof at October 23, 2012 07:41 PM (jKE+Z)
It would be delightful.
Posted by: Al at October 23, 2012 07:41 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: JoJo Biden at October 23, 2012 07:41 PM (CfGGV)
Posted by: meh at October 23, 2012 07:41 PM (W2qJe)
Chrissy no doubt loved it...when Barky mentioned him in his jokes last week at that white-tie dinner.
What struck me, is that it didn't even seem to matter that it was an open admission of Mathew's blatant bias.
So now, Chrissy is going from idolizing Barky...to thinking that he could be as big of a 'star' as Barky is?
Well, he's got the ego for it.
Posted by: wheatie at October 23, 2012 07:41 PM (ipkPX)
_____________________
Actually I have to agree with Matthews here.
Al Franken.
I rest my case.
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 07:41 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (auPSv)
wanted to challenge Chrissy to a duel? I can't remember his name, but
that was must see TV too.
That was Zell Miller, (D)-GA.
Posted by: TH at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (AprKJ)
Well isn't this special.
>>""I don't have any memory of what she is referring to," Romney would later declare, "although I certainly can't say it could not have been me." It became the patterned Romney response to other conflicted moments in his life (the bullying of a classmate in prep school was a similar incident). Mormon feminists came up with a term for Romney's calculated lack of memory: "Romnesia."
http://tinyurl.com/d5v9con
I guess we know where that stupid term came from and that Obama is up to his ass in this hit from Allred.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (TMB3S)
'Hello, Barack'....
Posted by: Chrith Methuthe at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (FcLSx)
Posted by: jakeman at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: rockmom at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (qe2/V)
Posted by: CarolT at October 23, 2012 07:39 PM (z4WKX)
Zell Miller?
Posted by: Thunderb at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (8g9qq)
Posted by: El Kabong at October 23, 2012 07:42 PM (HAsYI)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 23, 2012 07:43 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: HtP at October 23, 2012 07:43 PM (jx2j9)
I think it's when you start adding Xanax and Ambien into the mix that it really starts to get problematic.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 23, 2012 07:43 PM (Qxdfp)
Sometimes I have own Mary Sue fantasies. Seriously.
Sometimes I daydream where, through my own innovative ideas and determination, I save the GOP and the Tea Party from nany state liberlism and deliver widespread victories at the polls.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2012 07:43 PM (zrpqj)
got elected to the Senate, he probably would be a star in the
Democratic Party as perverted and shit for brains they are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2012 07:37 PM (oSFWF)
Nah, they'd shove him right to the back of the short bus. Without his TV show, he's nothing. Idiocy and loudness aren't hard to find in the Dem party.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 23, 2012 07:43 PM (z1N6a)
He's one of those lucky few who grew up to be exactly what he wanted to be. Just, in his case, that isn't a good thing.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 23, 2012 07:43 PM (Jdtsu)
"Don't say another word, my beautiful black stallion..."
Next week : Michelle runs off with Jeremiah Wright.... and We Finally Get Married !
- Twisted Chrissie's Tortured Wish Diary
Posted by: C. Matthews at October 23, 2012 07:43 PM (EZl54)
What Matthews just described is a Mary Sue fantasy. He's just
constructed a fanfic in which a character much like Chris Matthews, who
is in fact also named Chris Matthews, bails Obama out of his troubles
using his Street Smarts and Irish blarney in an alternate universe
America of 2010-2012.
He is deranged.
"You CAN change Washington from the inside, you just need MEEEE!"
Devastating, Ace. Holy shit. Several large drums of Awesome were burned to produce this pithy encapsulation.
Posted by: lauraw at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Jim Scrummy at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (y12hg)
Well if we are comparing ourselves to obama, then hell, I could have been a great president.
Flat tax, serious spending cuts on bs like pbs, etc, and the educ dept and on and on. I would have been grrrrrrrrrrreat!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (PHb2k)
That party has hundreds of members in Congress who, like Matthews, see themselves as big fish in a small pool.
Matthews would be a tiny tingle-berry in that cesspool
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Jim Scrummy at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (y12hg)
What did Stein say about Miami Vice now?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 23, 2012 07:45 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Mama AJ, Binderette at October 23, 2012 07:45 PM (SUKHu)
You already are. You and pretty much everyone else in the Media.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 23, 2012 07:45 PM (lddO4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, stealing time on B'Gal's computer at October 23, 2012 07:45 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: jakeman at October 23, 2012 07:45 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Old Glazier at October 23, 2012 07:45 PM (YGHl3)
Look, if you've ever been around Chris, you'd realize that were talking about a man CLEARLY not playing with a full deck.
I was on his show, and let me tell you, underneath his desk, there must be ten fifteen completely empty bottles of the cheapest scotch you've ever seen. I like scotch a lot, it's a good drink, but he takes it too far. Too far. In fact, it's a pity, it's low and ridiculous. A man should not be representing himself in that manner.
He drinks because he has a mouth, that's about it. Has nothing in the world to do with his being Irish, or whatever the hell he is.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Don Trump at October 23, 2012 07:46 PM (ApGOC)
Posted by: George Costanza at October 23, 2012 07:46 PM (PA6ZT)
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 23, 2012 07:46 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: HtP at October 23, 2012 07:46 PM (jx2j9)
Yep. You'd be more famous than Stalin.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 23, 2012 07:46 PM (lddO4)
It was supposed to be a puff piece but it ends up being unintentionally devastating and paints Matthews as an insecure blowhard who's always been something of a politician jock-sniffer.
Posted by: Mætenloch at October 23, 2012 07:46 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where there's smoke, there's choom at October 23, 2012 07:47 PM (AZGON)
I'm going to rock back and forth in semi-fetal position for a bit.
Posted by: fluffy at October 23, 2012 07:47 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at October 23, 2012 07:47 PM (/YJYi)
You already are, Chris. Those people pointing and laughing aren't just in your DT hallucinations.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 23, 2012 07:47 PM (nZvGM)
Flat tax, serious spending cuts on bs like pbs, etc, and the educ dept and on and on. I would have been grrrrrrrrrrreat!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (PHb2k)
My plan is to send people with paintball guns into every office in the government. Anyone they can tag, gets fired.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (z1N6a)
I am reminded of a story in Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love" as told by Lazarus Long. I paraphrase because I can't remember precisely, but the gist is this.
I met this little, tiny lizard who claimed that he was part T-Rex on his mother's side. I did not have the heart to contradict him. There are those people who truly have nothing but their dreams for themselves and what they could have been. It costs me nothing to indulge their fantasy. But it sure is sad.
Somewhere in the honest part of whatever soul his has left, Chris Matthews knows that he could have become so much better than he has. The christian in me cries a little.
The asshole in me laughs.
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (pxur/)
O/T (you're welcome):
My mom lives outside of ABQ and said that when she saw an Obama campaign sign the other day, it actually startled her. As in, she hadn't seen any until then...
Posted by: Mama AJ, Binderette at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (SUKHu)
Maybe Barky was married *before* he was married to Michelle?
I just read that Mail article...
The tweet that started all this...from Douglas Kass, friend of Trump...doesn't mention Michelle.
It just says:
"...he has unearthed divorce papers between the Prez and his wife."
No mention of Michelle.
People have just 'assumed' that that is who he was referring to.
Posted by: wheatie at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (ipkPX)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 23, 2012 07:44 PM (0CiTm)
I don't think there is shitier more assholy piece of shit than Chris Matthews, but by all means make a suggestion.
Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: jakeman at October 23, 2012 07:45 PM (96M6e)
Sorry, sorry...a poor choice of phrase...
Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: El Kabong at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (HAsYI)
Posted by: eureka! at October 23, 2012 07:48 PM (cTjRR)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 07:49 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: A. at October 23, 2012 07:49 PM (9K72i)
Posted by: A. at October 23, 2012 07:50 PM (9K72i)
Posted by: flicka47 at October 23, 2012 07:50 PM (uZ7vL)
Posted by: Paladin at October 23, 2012 07:51 PM (HuzS0)
And I'd rather read that, than anything Matthews has to say.
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 23, 2012 07:51 PM (QTHTd)
Usually under the sheets.
After reading those, I couldn't sleep without posting a red shirt outside my cabin door.
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at October 23, 2012 07:51 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 23, 2012 07:51 PM (lddO4)
Senator Christopher Matthews
The Distinguished Senator Chris Matthews
Sen. Christopher Matthews
Sen. Chris Matthews (D-PA)
Senate Majority Leader Chris Matthews
Senator C. Matthews
Matthews Obama, Private Investigations Inc.
The Distinguished Gentleman from Pennsylvania, Sen. Chris Matthews
Posted by: Chris Matthews Pee-Chee Scribblings at October 23, 2012 07:52 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: eoin at October 23, 2012 07:52 PM (165P0)
Posted by: MythicalMeganBanger at October 23, 2012 07:53 PM (lIh1y)
Posted by: Haz at October 23, 2012 07:53 PM (Ky8vU)
Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at October 23, 2012 07:53 PM (sGtiM)
Brothers do that for brothers, you know?
Posted by: Truman North at October 23, 2012 07:53 PM (OpEhC)
Well Barky did wear his stupid muzzie ring on the wedding finger for a long time before he married Mooch.
Or maybe its an Oedipus Rex thing with his mama.
At this point, I just want him leaving on a helicopter Jan. 20th.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2012 07:53 PM (PHb2k)
Prize-winning idea in Physics or Medicine he was sure would have been in him if he hadn't sacrificed himself to pursuing the common good instead....
Posted by: A. at October 23, 2012 07:53 PM (9K72i)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 23, 2012 07:54 PM (lddO4)
yes why don't you run?
Posted by: willow at October 23, 2012 07:54 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: slug at October 23, 2012 07:54 PM (vVv3V)
Posted by: Chrith Methtooth at October 23, 2012 07:54 PM (FcLSx)
Posted by: willow at October 23, 2012 07:55 PM (hX8cq)
One of these is not like the others--
Oh gawd Ace writes fan fic.
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 07:55 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: A. at October 23, 2012 07:55 PM (9K72i)
Posted by: Occupies at October 23, 2012 07:55 PM (Y//vu)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 23, 2012 07:55 PM (lddO4)
Posted by: willow at October 23, 2012 07:56 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Sho Nuff at October 23, 2012 07:56 PM (jo0fs)
Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at October 23, 2012 07:56 PM (/YJYi)
Once upon a dark and stormy night, I finally got the Open Blogger password and courageously started slashing dead blogs from the blog roll at Ace of Spades.
I then began working on the Great Ampersand Restoration.
To Be Continued...
Posted by: Mama AJ, Author at October 23, 2012 07:56 PM (SUKHu)
Anyone point out the inherent racism of a big fat white guy coming to the rescue of the poor black man?
It's like Avatar, but without the subtlety.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 23, 2012 07:57 PM (HAsYI)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2012 07:57 PM (BuSM8)
Let's make a deal, Chris. Tails, I win, heads, I win. Deal?
Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2012 07:57 PM (vm7ot)
Well done. Collect your internet at the checkout window
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 23, 2012 07:58 PM (QTHTd)
He figured he would have been a bronze medal contender at the least...
Posted by: A. at October 23, 2012 07:58 PM (9K72i)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 23, 2012 07:58 PM (lddO4)
Every once in a while I accidentally click on the blog roll and I usually get something like their last post was november 22, 2007.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2012 07:59 PM (PHb2k)
Posted by: slug at October 23, 2012 07:59 PM (vVv3V)
I won't even bother watching him if Mitt wins because it will just be all about racism...and drooling.
Posted by: jjshaka at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (uX1kX)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: willow at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: navycopjoe has an iphone5 and you don't at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (xsTuT)
fanfic titles cribbed from Ace's hard drive
The Empire Strikes Back Tenderly
Full Moon Over Endor
Tender Is The Jedi Knight
The Battle Of Ewok Bush
Jar Jar And The Tender Vittles
A Love Larger Than The Emperor
Anakin And The Tender Lesson
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (AZGON)
And it's slipping away. Matthews is the face of a movement dying.
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 23, 2012 08:01 PM (ZtwUX)
Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at October 23, 2012 08:01 PM (JVCVF)
Posted by: eoin at October 23, 2012 07:52
Aww. No one's taking your bait.
Frowny face for the concerned.Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2012 08:01 PM (DKxu1)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 23, 2012 08:01 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: El Kabong at October 23, 2012 08:01 PM (HAsYI)
Full Moon Over Endor
Tender Is The Jedi Knight
The Battle Of Ewok Bush
Jar Jar And The Tender Vittles
A Love Larger Than The Emperor
Anakin And The Tender Lesson
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (AZGON)
The Lion, The Witch, and Rubio's Trashcan
Posted by: logprof at October 23, 2012 08:02 PM (jKE+Z)
Chapter Two Outline:
Ace is trapped by a rough backup script running at 8:12am Eastern. I throw myself into the hamster cage to save him...
Posted by: Mama AJ, Author at October 23, 2012 08:02 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2012 08:02 PM (M/TDA)
Speaking of fandom / fanfics, here's EL James: "you can't just hijack something someone else owns".
No, srsly: http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1288676.html
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 23, 2012 08:02 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 23, 2012 08:03 PM (piMMO)
fanfic titles cribbed from Ace's hard drive
The Empire Strikes Back Tenderly
Full Moon Over Endor
Tender Is The Jedi Knight
The Battle Of Ewok Bush
Jar Jar And The Tender Vittles
A Love Larger Than The Emperor
Anakin And The Tender Lesson
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (AZGON)
____________________
omg--I'm choking--
AIR!
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:03 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 23, 2012 08:03 PM (piMMO)
No, srsly: http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1288676.html
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 23, 2012 08:02 PM (QTHTd)
--Who is EL James?
Posted by: logprof at October 23, 2012 08:03 PM (jKE+Z)
Fifty Shades of Tender
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2012 08:04 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:04 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 23, 2012 08:05 PM (tYaDf)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 23, 2012 08:05 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:05 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Nventor at October 23, 2012 08:06 PM (+yL85)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:06 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2012 08:06 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2012 08:06 PM (zrpqj)
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 23, 2012 08:06 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: BuddyPC at October 23, 2012 08:07 PM (jfUIE)
Posted by: California Red at October 23, 2012 08:07 PM (DXTKe)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 23, 2012 08:08 PM (lddO4)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:08 PM (r2PLg)
Matthews would be hopeless in the senate. No one would tolerate his screaming yelling, bullying, schtick there. They would just have the capital police drag him away.
Posted by: Redd at October 23, 2012 08:09 PM (RoEtU)
Posted by: George Costanza at October 23, 2012 08:09 PM (PA6ZT)
Posted by: wooga at October 23, 2012 08:09 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Thorvald at October 23, 2012 08:09 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 23, 2012 08:06 PM (QTHTd)
--Ah, rings a bell: Children of Men?
Posted by: logprof at October 23, 2012 08:10 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: willow at October 23, 2012 08:10 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2012 08:10 PM (6o4Fb)
Is he? That would be, oh, what's the word I am looking for?
Oh, yes.
Deranged.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 23, 2012 08:10 PM (aXADB)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:08 PM (r2PLg)
Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2012 08:10 PM (zrpqj)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 23, 2012 08:10 PM (i0vBR)
Tropic of Capricorn One
Endor Forrest Gump
Tenderbirds Are Go
Star Trek: The Sext Generation
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:10 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Lauren at October 23, 2012 08:11 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at October 23, 2012 08:11 PM (cKZal)
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2012 08:11 PM (M/TDA)
From a sad, disheveled, foreign, dope smoking, cockholster to a sad, desperate, foreign dope smoking cockholster at the speed of queef.
Posted by: Portnoy at October 23, 2012 08:11 PM (A5Abh)
"I know this: If I had run and won and beaten [Senator Pat] Toomey, I would be one of the Democrats people talk about today."
Chris, we talk about Jimmy Carter.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 23, 2012 08:11 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 23, 2012 08:11 PM (pxur/)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2012 08:12 PM (PA6ZT)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 23, 2012 08:12 PM (WItBr)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 23, 2012 08:12 PM (lddO4)
I suspect the medicated percentage of those in the media is higher than the population at large, BTW.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 23, 2012 08:13 PM (vouc9)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:13 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:13 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2012 08:13 PM (DKxu1)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:14 PM (BAnPT)
Speed of queef????
Then there must be a "queef constant."
And I don't even want to think about what that might be.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 23, 2012 08:14 PM (aXADB)
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2012 08:14 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 08:14 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: spidly at October 23, 2012 08:14 PM (HZymj)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:14 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: SamIam at October 23, 2012 08:14 PM (VDpzM)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:15 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 23, 2012 08:15 PM (pxur/)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 23, 2012 08:15 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:15 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Dubbs at October 23, 2012 08:15 PM (zrpqj)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:15 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:15 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2012 08:15 PM (PA6ZT)
Who did love Obama like a son
with a special tingle
by a complete dingle
Now they're expecting another son.
Posted by: Al at October 23, 2012 08:16 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:16 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: kawfytawk at October 23, 2012 08:16 PM (JWLqy)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 23, 2012 08:16 PM (pxur/)
"The Dark Knight Rises"? I'm getting a tingle.
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2012 08:16 PM (M/TDA)
No, srsly: http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1288676.html
Oh that is priceless.
If you don't know why, it's because 50 Shade of Grey started out as a Twilight fanfic. Speaking of Mary Sues, Twilight is pretty much the ultimate Mary Sue since the entire thing is based on a dream that Stephanie Meyer had.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 23, 2012 08:17 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:17 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 23, 2012 08:18 PM (eHIJJ)
We need to put some of the fiercest fighters in -State- and the intelligence services.
Posted by: Al at October 23, 2012 08:18 PM (aOAEM)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:19 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2012 08:19 PM (PA6ZT)
Dare I say, the Presiduncey?
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 23, 2012 08:19 PM (khZbv)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:19 PM (Vh0f5)
He certainly should be eligible for some sort of award.
Posted by: dr kill at October 23, 2012 08:19 PM (ufLRj)
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2012 08:19 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:20 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:20 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:21 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:21 PM (Vh0f5)
Tingle bells, Tingle Bells
It's time to rise like a flag pole.
TIng-a-ling
Feel me ting
I've got obam-a in my butt hole.
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 23, 2012 08:21 PM (pxur/)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:21 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: CarolT at October 23, 2012 08:22 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:22 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 23, 2012 08:22 PM (piMMO)
I drink like a fish, won't compromise my ethics unless it benefits my off shore accounts, would have been happy to tutor some of those young Senate Pages and know how to use my left side to it's advantage in pictures.
Posted by: mare at October 23, 2012 08:23 PM (A98Xu)
Whorehouse Harkonnen
The Man in the Grey Flannel Stillsuit
The Bongwater of Life
God-Emperor of Poon
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:23 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:23 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:24 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:24 PM (Vh0f5)
"Gay Men"
Too obvious, yea, maybe.
Obama plays the dad, who joins in.
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 23, 2012 08:24 PM (pxur/)
That's one of the things that's fucking wrong with this world today: Everyone feels that everyone and everything is there to serve them.
Dane monkeys, dance!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 23, 2012 08:24 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: dissent555 at October 23, 2012 08:25 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:25 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:25 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 23, 2012 08:25 PM (THZLX)
And I don't even want to think about what that might be.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 23, 2012 08:14 PM (aXADB)
Pretty sure, in Bald Fat Fuck Sullivan's case, there's corn or peanuts involved.
Posted by: Portnoy at October 23, 2012 08:25 PM (A5Abh)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:25 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:25 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 23, 2012 08:26 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Beto at October 23, 2012 08:26 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 23, 2012 08:26 PM (THZLX)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2012 08:26 PM (PA6ZT)
Otherwise known as "elementary particles."
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:26 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Dr. jukin OBGYN at October 23, 2012 08:27 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:27 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 23, 2012 08:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2012 08:27 PM (PA6ZT)
Posted by: Adam at October 23, 2012 08:27 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 23, 2012 08:27 PM (THZLX)
It's been so long since Chris Marthews was on my screen for longer than a millisecond that I have forgotten what he said to piss me up one side and down the other.
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 23, 2012 08:28 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:28 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:26 PM (AZGON)
That would be "alimentary particles"
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:28 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 23, 2012 08:28 PM (THZLX)
Posted by: theUmp at October 23, 2012 08:29 PM (dvLAs)
Posted by: Memememe at October 23, 2012 08:29 PM (VhQTe)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:29 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:29 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 23, 2012 08:30 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:30 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:30 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: tasker at October 23, 2012 08:31 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: T. Hunter at October 23, 2012 08:32 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:32 PM (Vh0f5)
Can I, without outing anyone, relate what happened to a friend of a friend of a friend today?
This friend's friend's friend was examining a patient who is a TSA agent. Only time he has ever seen Gohnarrea, chlamydia, syphilis and yeast at the same time. He told her she needed to do a better job screening.
Eeeww.
Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 23, 2012 08:32 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2012 08:32 PM (PA6ZT)
Posted by: T. Hunter at October 23, 2012 08:33 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2012 08:33 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 08:33 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2012 08:34 PM (rPA5/)
Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2012 08:34 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:34 PM (Vh0f5)
Just got this mass panic e-mail from an ex-girlfriend. I think SCOAMF knows he's going to lose Ohio. Anyway it sounds like a crock of shit but the Dems are desperate and what they lose at the polls they will try and steal in the courts:
Dear Friend,
If this year's presidential election comes down to the electoral votes in Ohio, the deciding votes could be cast on electronic voting machines manufactured by a company - Hart Intercivic - with deep financial ties to the Romney family.
Hart Intercivic is majority owned by H.I.G. Capital which controls two of the five seats on the Hart Intercivic board. An investment fund with deep ties to the Romney family and the Mitt Romney for president campaign, H.I.G. Capital was founded by Tony Tamer, a major bundler for the Romney campaign, and it is one of the largest partners of Solamere Capital, an investment fund founded by Tagg Romney and Spencer Zwick, Mitt Romney's chief fundraiser from the 2008 presidential campaign. This makes the Romney family part owner of the voting machine company, through it's interest in H.I.G. Capital.
A 2007 study conducted by Ohio's Secretary of State showed that Hart Intercivic's touch screen voting machines could be easily corrupted.
I just signed a petition telling the Department of Justice to not let Republicans steal the election in Ohio with Romney-owned voting machines. Click on the link below to find out more and sign the petition.
http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/romney_ohio/?r_by=49254-3341427-_tX461x&rc=paste1
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2012 08:34 PM (+tqYo)
So, still going with 47% and Romnesia today... #Uhh
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 08:34 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Gmac"
Think "Spinal Tap".
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2012 08:34 PM (P7Eiq)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2012 08:34 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 23, 2012 08:35 PM (THZLX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 23, 2012 08:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 23, 2012 08:24 PM (piMMO)
Whoa!! You might want to step back, look 'pon rosy yesteryear ...The Danes shall not dance...nay!!! Not for a tuppence of piss.
Posted by: Hamlet Bitch!! at October 23, 2012 08:36 PM (A5Abh)
Only time he has ever seen Gohnarrea, chlamydia, syphilis and yeast at the same time
----
And generally a poor attitude toward the female of the species?
Posted by: Gunny Highway at October 23, 2012 08:36 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:36 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: soothsayer at October 23, 2012 08:37 PM (80Qb8)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 23, 2012 08:37 PM (BJVEF)
WHOA: RT @rcmahoney: HUGE crowd for @MittRomney at Red Rocks in #Colorado. twitpic.com/b6umfu #COPolitics #enthusiasm
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 08:38 PM (ck76k)
If this year's presidential election comes down to the electoral votes in Ohio, the deciding votes could be cast on electronic voting machines manufactured by a company - Hart Intercivic - with deep financial ties to the Romney family.
+++
COOL!
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 23, 2012 08:38 PM (0CiTm)
Hanks lives in a $26 million Pacific Palisades mansion. He could sell that house...........move into a still-very-nice $1 million home, and then use the $25 million in profits to send poor children to college! You know, the "Hanks grant" instead of the Pell grant.
But no, that's what greedy-ass, guilt-ridden Hollywood liberals call"giving until it hurts too much to take seriously".
So Hanks latches on to a distributist like Obama to assuage his guilt. You see, Hanks REALLY wants to help...........so the very BEST thing he can do is support a guy who will FORCE all Americans to help.......without taking too much of a bite out of Hanks' sweet cherry pie.
Fuck you Tom Hanks.
Posted by: Holla Fa Yo Dolla at October 23, 2012 08:38 PM (AzwZn)
Slightly traumatized. Searching around imdb for movies to spoof and what
shows up in a search? A Japanese film titled Groper Train: The Search
for the Black Pearl.
Uh. Huh. Just completely showed up all random like. Uh. Huh.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 23, 2012 08:39 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Hepcat at October 23, 2012 08:39 PM (frbyY)
The Lying Game
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 23, 2012 08:40 PM (khZbv)
for the Black Pearl.
Gloria Allred will reveal Romney directed it.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows George Lucas will ruin your life at October 23, 2012 08:40 PM (AZGON)
You know, I wanted to tell my ex, "Diane, Ohio is the least of Obama's problems. He's going to Lose CO, NH, VA, NC, FL and probably WI and MI. So Ohio won't matter even if he did steal it."
Heh!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2012 08:41 PM (+tqYo)
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
WHOA: RT @rcmahoney: HUGE crowd for @MittRomney at Red Rocks in #Colorado. twitpic.com/b6umfu #COPolitics #enthusiasm
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 08:38 PM (ck76k)
Jeebus....look at the crowd!
http://tinyurl.com/9bo9xhf
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2012 08:41 PM (X6akg)
for the Black Pearl.
Crap. Not available on NetFlix.
Posted by: toby928© at October 23, 2012 08:42 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 08:43 PM (ck76k)
Sorry, Chris, but "Laugh At" and "Talk About" are not the same thing.
Posted by: RoadRunner at October 23, 2012 08:43 PM (7k6lh)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:44 PM (Vh0f5)
This is just... pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 23, 2012 08:45 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2012 08:45 PM (zrpqj)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:45 PM (Vh0f5)
Clearly just a clone tool photoshopped fabrication. Unlike those authentic papers my crack commando staff recovered from the underground Masonic lair in Crawford, Texas. It was touch and go for a while, but disguised as jihadi cowpunchers we infiltrated the harsh Texan Kush and made journalism history.
I'm Dan Rather.
Courage.
Posted by: Dan Rather at October 23, 2012 08:46 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2012 08:46 PM (DKxu1)
@TwitchyTeam: Update: Police say La. woman who claimed KKK hate crime attack set herself on fire
http://tinyurl.com/93w4fac
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2012 08:46 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 23, 2012 08:47 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: T. Hunter at October 23, 2012 08:47 PM (EZl54)
If this year's presidential election comes down to the electoral votes in Ohio, the deciding votes could be cast on electronic voting machines manufactured by a company - Hart Intercivic - with deep financial ties to the Romney family.
Again with this voting machine horseshit? How retarded are these people? Even if Romney owned every goddamned machine, do they think he'd be writing code to massage the results? Jesus, they're stupid.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 23, 2012 08:47 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:47 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 23, 2012 08:39 PM (Gk3SS)
How did I KNOW you would be the first to comment?
295 A Japanese film titled Groper Train: The Search
for the Black Pearl.
Crap. Not available on NetFlix.
Posted by: toby928© at October 23, 2012 08:42 PM (QupBk)
Not gonna lie, that's the first thing I did too.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 23, 2012 08:47 PM (GEICT)
I don't think the swarm of drones over there is making any friends. Those people live in basically constant terror that they'll get a hellfire up the tailpipe. They don't know what's going on, they don't get the memo. Its just they hear that motor buzzing around then one day that guy Ahsim from down the street explodes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 23, 2012 08:48 PM (r4wIV)
--
They can have him.
No need to wait until 1/20/13, he'll be free 2 weeks from about...this exact moment.
Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2012 08:48 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 08:48 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: I denounce myself at October 23, 2012 08:48 PM (N5aMf)
Posted by: ontherocks at October 23, 2012 08:49 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 23, 2012 08:49 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Tami
Yeah, we're wise to that play now.
Skepticism: Is there anything it can't do?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2012 08:49 PM (DKxu1)
He does. Ask Mary Mapes. This is more solid than a cinder block in a San Antonio jail.
I'm Dan Rather.
Courage.
Posted by: Dan Rather at October 23, 2012 08:49 PM (AZGON)
When was the last valid "hate" crime you've heard of? I mean, really, when was the last one? When that dude was dragged behind a truck in Texas?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 23, 2012 08:49 PM (r4wIV)
--
Can you imagine how dialed up the crazy is going to be in about 12 more days?
Posted by: Mayday at October 23, 2012 08:49 PM (F3s39)
Here's a clue, commie retards. If owning a voting machine company gave you an "in" to massaging results, don't you think that that worthless cocksucker George Soros would pony up to buy a company?
Of course he would, comrades. People this stupid should vote on Wednesdays.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 23, 2012 08:50 PM (U+DUu)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 23, 2012 08:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 23, 2012 08:51 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: C. Matthews at October 23, 2012 08:52 PM (EZl54)
Honestly? No. Every time I think I've got a measure of how loopy they are, they surprise me. You can't parody these guys. They're beyond the event horizon of satire.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 23, 2012 08:52 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 23, 2012 08:49 PM (r4wIV)
I think it was the leftists who beat the crap out of a guy who had a Romney sign in his yard in Wisconsin a few days ago.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 23, 2012 08:53 PM (bxiXv)
Yeah but that doesn't fit their definition. Its not a valid hate crime if it A) happens to a white guy and B) happens to a Republican/Christian/conservative.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 23, 2012 08:54 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2012 08:57 PM (i0App)
My new AR arrives Thursday.
Can't think of better timing.
Posted by: RWC at October 23, 2012 08:58 PM (t+Sdx)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 23, 2012 08:58 PM (WItBr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 23, 2012 08:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 23, 2012 09:02 PM (r4wIV)
The best will be the recrimination when the size and origination of this historic and massive national fraud is denuded.
......not by The Donald btw
Posted by: ontherocks at October 23, 2012 09:04 PM (aZ6ew)
Chrissie should have stuck to pink elephants...
Posted by: TexasJew at October 23, 2012 09:05 PM (6/bOE)
Posted by: toby928© at October 23, 2012 08:42 PM (QupBk)
Not gonna lie, that's the first thing I did too.
I actually went to IMDB to see the year and was surprised it wasn't a quick parody of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
And I'd bet it still makes more sense than 1/2 of Takashi Miike's films.
Posted by: Bete stays up at October 23, 2012 09:05 PM (8kIXE)
Yes but considering the implosion of the SCOAMF the entertainment value will be marvelous. The skewering of troll things will make Vlad the Impaler envious.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 23, 2012 09:09 PM (WItBr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2012 09:09 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Icedog at October 23, 2012 09:10 PM (PTS+l)
Posted by: Sarahw at October 23, 2012 09:11 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 23, 2012 08:35 PM (GEICT)
How else do you get a pussy print? The pussy print is the key to solving the murder.
Umm, yeah. WTF!
Posted by: RWC at October 23, 2012 09:16 PM (t+Sdx)
And furnish it with Greg
Grow apple Gregs and honey Gregs
And snow white turtle Gregs
I'd like to teach the world to Greg
In perfect Gregony
I'd like to hold it in my Gregs
And keep it Gregany
I'd like to see the world for Greg
All standing Greg in Greg
And hear them echo through the Gregs
For Gregs throughout the Greg
It's not the real Greg, Greg is
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 23, 2012 09:17 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at October 23, 2012 09:19 PM (5pMyq)
Posted by: Tocquevillian at October 23, 2012 09:43 PM (iuY0Y)
By Mark Hosenball
WASHINGTON | Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:11pm EDT"
http://tinyurl.com/94jf3gj
Posted by: What do you do all day if you don't watch tv, anne? at October 23, 2012 09:49 PM (oZfic)
In NC we call this, "Mid aged UNC psychosis".
Delusions of grandeur and heavy consumption of alcohol leading to a fat fucking idiot.
There are thousands of them down here. Wandering the streets of Chapel Hill looking at 20 year old coeds, that are mostly ghey, and hitting on them.
They think they are still 19 at the DKE house. Sad.
The only cure? An ass beating by a biker bouncer at the titty bar they will wind up in.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 23, 2012 09:52 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Tocquevillian at October 23, 2012 09:53 PM (iuY0Y)
Posted by: perdogg at October 23, 2012 09:53 PM (Ttf/I)
results, don't you think that that worthless cocksucker George Soros
would pony up to buy a company?
Already happened...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequoia_Voting_Systems
Hugo Chavez's slippery fingers are pulling the strings at Sequoia...as recently as 2008.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 23, 2012 10:05 PM (vJ6vx)
Posted by: jjshaka at October 23, 2012 08:00 PM (uX1kX)
That's exactly what I've been saying for the past few years. Matthews was OK during Bush's first term but then he got malaria in 2002 or so and went off the rails a few years later. Mental illness can actually be caused by malaria so I don't think it's that far-fetched of a theory.
Posted by: Slappy at October 23, 2012 10:07 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Greg at October 23, 2012 10:10 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: bverwey at October 23, 2012 10:15 PM (mk4DZ)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 23, 2012 10:17 PM (vJ6vx)
Chris Matthews legacy as a talking head - drool bibs and the bad crazy.
Chris Matthews legacy as a Senator - pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 23, 2012 10:19 PM (vJ6vx)
Zell Miller, and he would have won.
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 23, 2012 10:30 PM (uZWQk)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 23, 2012 10:31 PM (uZWQk)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 23, 2012 10:33 PM (uZWQk)
Posted by: Corona at October 23, 2012 10:39 PM (fh2Y7)
Posted by: Greg at October 23, 2012 10:43 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Dr. jukin OBGYN at October 23, 2012 10:50 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Bret at October 23, 2012 10:56 PM (ZcRQQ)
Posted by: Edward Cropper at October 23, 2012 11:00 PM (Lt3vg)
Posted by: disa at October 24, 2012 12:01 AM (Zfbfs)
A Mary Sue doesn't have to be a version of the author. It can also be his/her favorite character idea, often a revision of someone else's character with a couple of new features added to provide the illusion of uniqueness. They invade another popular characters space, are portrayed as being friends with them, and then they outperform and gradually begin to parasitically supplant the popular character as though the author wants you to start out liking his character because they hang out with this character you like and then transfer your affection over to the new bullshit character. Usually this happens in fan fiction, but sadly not always.
Examples: My detective (who looked like a 19th century Hunter S. Thompson and sounds like Walter Matthau) is a little bit smarter than Sherlock Holmes and helps Holmes solve a case he can't crack...because he's THAT awsome.
And his son becomes an old Friend of Nero Wolf's in the 40's who shows up after Archie quits and moves on to find work on his own for a while. And he solves mysteries that leave Nero Wolfe stumped and he is a better cook than Fritz. Because he is so cool and great. Like his dad who looks like Hunter S. Thompson but sounds like Walter Matthau and who hung out with Shelock Holmes and helped him.
My superhero can save Batman from some thing that Batman couldn't possibly beat. And he hangs out with Batman. But he's way cooler than batman in some ways.
Dr. Who just got through with a horrible Mary Sue character played by middle aged Alex Kingston (formerly on ER) that just ruined the show like some invasive species always showing up and mugging and just getting in the damned way. She ended up being a horribly over exposed nuisance because the writer is a nut. It's called Dr. Who not #@#$ing River Song.
I think there was a licensed series of TOS Star trek novels in the early 80's about a female junior ensign who started hanging out with the Star Trek bridge crew and solving all their problems because she was so smart and cool and tough.
Anyway a Mary Sue can be when a writer ruins something to promote some new crappy character that isn't all that new, doesn't fit in well, and who can't seem to fart or make mistakes and so becomes the center of everything while the reader/viewer squirms and hopes the new character just disappears so things can go back to normal.
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AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)