College Football Thread

Saturday!

Alabama (1) vs. Missouri, 3:30pm
South Carolina (3) COCKS vs. LSU (9), 8pm
Florida (4) and Vanderbilt, 6pm
West Virginia (5) vs. Texas Tech, 3:30pm
Kansas St. (6) and Iowa St., noon
Notre Dame (7) vs. Standford (17), 3:30pm
Ohio State ( vs. Indiana, 8pm
Oregon St. (10) and BYU, 3:30pm

and

OU (13) vs. Texas (15) at noon

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Good luck, Sooners

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Posted by: Dave In Texas at 11:35 AM



Comments

1 WVU is undefeated against Texas....



Posted by: William Eaton at October 13, 2012 11:39 AM (rwioF)

2 Hook 'Em, Horns!

Posted by: Beth in Texas at October 13, 2012 11:40 AM (IBbvY)

3 The pointiness....it taunts me!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 13, 2012 11:41 AM (Gt8ei)

4 Missouri is probably having culture shock as all those people from Alabama have descended on Columbia.

Welcome to the SEC...

Posted by: HH at October 13, 2012 11:41 AM (v+ExF)

5 The "fag" joke. So simple and pure.

Posted by: nip at October 13, 2012 11:41 AM (11Tdq)

6 Sign behind Gameday crew in front of Hesburgh: "SEC, this is what a library looks like." *chortle*

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at October 13, 2012 11:42 AM (hyP1j)

7 #19 Bulldogs vs Vols...Grind {On} Off

#HailState! My cowbell is getting warmed up...

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 13, 2012 11:42 AM (+r4NB)

8 Is that a young Margaret Cho?

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2012 11:42 AM (H6g+a)

9 WVU also has never lost to Texas Tech or TCU or Baylor...either...



Posted by: William Eaton at October 13, 2012 11:43 AM (rwioF)

10 Going for maximum elbows I see..

Nailed It!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at October 13, 2012 11:43 AM (A5Abh)

11 Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at October 13, 2012 11:42 AM (hyP1j)

Vandy should go up there and kick their asses.

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 13, 2012 11:43 AM (+r4NB)

12 DiT
LOL

Posted by: R. Joe misses summer, can't wait for November at October 13, 2012 11:44 AM (PD2ad)

13 Also, "Go To Hell Ole Miss!

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 13, 2012 11:45 AM (+r4NB)

14 BOOMER!

Posted by: Dumn Aggee at October 13, 2012 11:46 AM (PzK8y)

15 Outsourcing elbows to China now?

Posted by: King Barry at October 13, 2012 11:47 AM (wwsoB)

16 Football or 'Atlas Shrugged'? Beer and chips, or Dagney? Tough choice. Maybe I can do both.

Posted by: EROWMER at October 13, 2012 11:48 AM (kxlCQ)

17 Isn't this kind of like letting Roman Polanski adopt kids?

Michael Vick acknowledges he's a dog owner

http://tinyurl.com/8o38sc2

Posted by: King Barry at October 13, 2012 11:48 AM (wwsoB)

18
finally...

a movie thread

thanksyou

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 13, 2012 11:49 AM (jUytm)

19 A plethora of elbows.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 13, 2012 11:49 AM (vbh31)

20 Judging from college and pro cheerleaders;

Do the cheerleaders get a new set of boobehs at graduation?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2012 11:50 AM (wwsoB)

21 LET'S GO MOUNTAINEERS

Posted by: Geno4Heisman at October 13, 2012 11:50 AM (UZ0YM)

22 Do the cheerleaders get a new set of boobehs at graduation?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2012 11:50 AM (wwsoB)

Nah, the wealthy forty something fuck buddies pay cash up front.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 13, 2012 11:51 AM (kc2b9)

23 Air Force takes on Wyoming tonite.

Army at home against Kent St. (70's history thought bubble) right now.

Navy whipped Central Michigan last night.

VMI at Charleston Southern.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2012 11:53 AM (PHb2k)

24 Finally, visible elbows in the cheerleader pics.

Posted by: rickl at October 13, 2012 11:59 AM (sdi6R)

25 A set of sharp elbows has been the downfall of many a man.

Beware.

Posted by: eman at October 13, 2012 11:59 AM (+XD7n)

26 Some of my best kids went to OU.

Posted by: Coach Sandusky at October 13, 2012 12:01 PM (wR+pz)

27
Good God! What is this the "all elbow edition"?

And I don't see a femlae there that's less than a "two bagger"---as in you put a bag over her head so you don't have to look at her--and a bag over your head so no one will recognize the dude that's doing her.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 13, 2012 12:02 PM (oe1aw)

28 Conservatives have waged a war on elbows.

Posted by: The DNC at October 13, 2012 12:02 PM (vbh31)

29 BOOMER SOONER!

Posted by: gumchewer at October 13, 2012 12:02 PM (Ir6QR)

30 One more comment on the Biden/Ryan Smackdown. James Tarranto has some pretty good snark:

Dr. Strangelaugh
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Iranian Bomb.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 13, 2012 12:02 PM (p3wg3)

31 Conservatives hate elbows, woman have elbows; Conservatives hate woman.

Posted by: nip at October 13, 2012 12:04 PM (11Tdq)

32 Chickens got LSU in Baton Rouge tonight and Fla.@ the swamp next wk.....rough 2 wks.

Posted by: BignJames at October 13, 2012 12:05 PM (HtUkt)

33 Plurals are not my strong suit.

Posted by: nip at October 13, 2012 12:05 PM (11Tdq)

34 You'd be surprised what a skank can do with her elbows.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 13, 2012 12:06 PM (vbh31)

35 Yeah! Cheerleaders - print big enough to read and K-State @ Iowa St. ready to start.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:06 PM (QbKVX)

36 @33 Plurals are not my strong suit.

Just add "s".....womans......see?

Posted by: BignJames at October 13, 2012 12:07 PM (HtUkt)

37 Bubba has asked me to shower with him.

What do you think? Good idea or not?

Posted by: Coach Sandusky at October 13, 2012 12:07 PM (wR+pz)

38 I hate dirty elbows.

Also, Illinois Nazis

Posted by: nip at October 13, 2012 12:08 PM (11Tdq)

39 The WaPo is whining--

WAAAAAAA!!!!

_______________


Romney tries to bury Obama in ads

Republican nominee Mitt Romney and his allies are banking heavily on a high-risk, high-reward media strategy in the final weeks of the campaign, hoping that burying President Obama in ads will give them a crucial edge on Election Day.

Ad purchases in the presidential race doubled or in some cases tripled last week in swing states such as Colorado, Florida, Iowa and Virginia, tracking data show. The surge is being driven by Romney and well-funded allies, who decided against running more ads earlier in the campaign in favor of a big bang at the end.

_____________________________

LOL!

FINISH HIM!!!

Posted by: tasker at October 13, 2012 12:08 PM (r2PLg)

40 36-in front of me the whole time.

Posted by: nip at October 13, 2012 12:09 PM (11Tdq)

41 The "fag" joke. So simple and pure.
Posted by: nip at October 13, 2012 11:41 AM (11Tdq)



And, so laugh out loud funny.

How can you not laugh.

ahahaha

Posted by: click -> laugh at October 13, 2012 12:09 PM (LpQbZ)

42 The OU chick needs to lose a couple of pounds. Go Hogs!

Posted by: Mr Bigglesworth at October 13, 2012 12:13 PM (i2roR)

43 Elbows. They are sharp, yes?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2012 12:14 PM (Rhie+)

44 My husband wants to go to IKEA.
Seriously.
I told him, won't happen tomorrow on NFL day, so it has to be today.

I hate shopping. I hate IKEA.

Will leave you with this link, which was from Bing this morning, but really sweet: the US Navy and a song. Watch the images -- they are nostalgic.

http://tinyurl.com/928flhd

Posted by: click -> laugh at October 13, 2012 12:14 PM (LpQbZ)

45 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2012 12:16 PM (6o4Fb)

46
Is that a young Margaret Cho?

----

And speaking of unfunny women comedians:

[Sandra] Fluke watches her old speeches like game tape, studying her
gestures and delivery. She practices her sound bites on Twitter,
sharpening arguments down to 140 characters.
Fluke has also learned to tell "slut" jokes. Given the rest of her material, audiences could use a laugh.
"Contrary to some recent rumors," she told a crowd in this
beat-down beach town, where she is endorsing Patrick Murphy, a local
Democrat, for Congress, "I don't actually support just any guy who comes
up to me."

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 13, 2012 12:16 PM (p3wg3)

47
@39
No mention of Obama's unprecedented in human history negative ad blitz in the swing states over the last few months? I cannot turn on the TV, look at my phone, or navigate to a website without seeing at least two Obama ads. Geico, Allstate,and Progressive must be cowering in fear from the Obama Ad Machine.

Obama must have spent 100,000,000 on ads in Florida alone.

Posted by: Beagle at October 13, 2012 12:19 PM (sOtz/)

48 Oooof. Look at that belly on the one on the left. Her hair and face make her look like the cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 13, 2012 12:20 PM (jucos)

49 Counterfeit Carbon Credits....dat's right...get some today....

Under the E.P.A. program, initiated in 2009, a producer who makes diesel fuel from vegetable oils and animal fats receives renewable energy credits for every gallon manufactured. The producer can then resell the credits to refiners, who pay millions of dollars for them under a government mandate to support a minimum level of production. The credits can also be resold, a commonplace activity in the arena of corporate compliance with federal environmental rules. The problem is that at least three companies were selling bogus credits without producing any biodiesel at all, the E.P.A. has said in announcements over the last year. . . .The credits are easier to counterfeit than hundred-dollar bills. Known as “renewable identification numbers,” or RINs, the 38-digit credits have no physical form and are traded electronically. Exxon Mobil, Marathon and Sunoco are among the many big companies that have bought bogus credits.

Posted by: BignJames at October 13, 2012 12:22 PM (HtUkt)

50 Maybe OU should skip kicking extra points for now...

Posted by: HH at October 13, 2012 12:25 PM (v+ExF)

51 Holy Shit!

Posted by: gumchewer at October 13, 2012 12:26 PM (Ir6QR)

52 Still haven't seen a cheerleader this year on the same planet, let alone in the same league with cake girl.
Not Dave's fault I'm sure. I think the really fine ones find better things to do.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:26 PM (HEWhR)

53 14 BOOMER!
Posted by: Dumn Aggee at October 13, 2012 11:46 AM (PzK8y)


**************

You rang?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque loves those pointy elbows at October 13, 2012 12:26 PM (eQnzo)

54 Well, that's about embarrassing. Would be worse if we weren't up.

Posted by: gumchewer at October 13, 2012 12:26 PM (Ir6QR)

55 I thought Hogs fans were supposed to be all accepting when it came to cheerleader bodies this year?

Posted by: gumchewer at October 13, 2012 12:27 PM (Ir6QR)

56
Oklahoma kicks extra points like Obama debates.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2012 12:28 PM (PHb2k)

57 Good God! The foreheads on these cheerleaders are absolutely frightening.

Posted by: Fritz at October 13, 2012 12:28 PM (vm7ot)

58 I'm pullover for OU today. We already got them.
We want the big 12.
Then we want bama.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:29 PM (HEWhR)

59 Pullover. Heh. Pulling.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:30 PM (HEWhR)

60 Then we want bama.

Careful what you wish for.

Posted by: BignJames at October 13, 2012 12:31 PM (HtUkt)

61 I wan't to go off topic for a minute man...... WHAT GOOD WOULD AN INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING DO FOR ME? I WAS THERE MAN! I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON!

Posted by: Smirkin' Joey B. at October 13, 2012 12:33 PM (jucos)

62 I know they're tough. Taking no one[/n] lightly.
But if you want the national title you gotta beat a great team.
Sometimes more than one. Every game we have left is tough.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:35 PM (M7Cfv)

63 Bama is beatable this year, just not by K-State.

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 13, 2012 12:36 PM (+r4NB)

64 uh-oh. It bolded everything. Was only supposed yo be 'no one's. Hope I didn't break something.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:38 PM (M7Cfv)

65 Whew! I see what I did.
Well country, a lot of OU folks thought the same thing.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:40 PM (M7Cfv)

66 Texas plays defense like Obama debates.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2012 12:41 PM (PHb2k)

67 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVjSqvkRh4


Julian Lloyd Webber and the Oklahoma Sooner's football squad.

Posted by: Classics at October 13, 2012 12:41 PM (0It32)

68 Hook 'Em!

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2012 12:44 PM (gjIQF)

69 Dear Auburn Fans,

Can you please tell us again about Chizik being a great coach who would have won whether he had Cam Newton or not?

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 13, 2012 12:46 PM (+r4NB)

70 Teej - looking forward to playing you guys next week in Morgantown. Hopefully both are undefeated and Game Day comes to WVU.

Posted by: Geno4Heisman at October 13, 2012 12:48 PM (UZ0YM)

71 Me too Genome on all counts. We can not afford to get behind you guys early like we've been doing all year.
What did you put up against Baylor? 138?

Oh, and Collin Klein for the Heisman.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:52 PM (6Zy+s)

72 off sock.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 13, 2012 12:53 PM (gfPwZ)

73 Phuking phone. Sorry Geno. Now it's saved.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 12:54 PM (6Zy+s)

74 The UN World Health Organization has cited the state of Oklahoma as being the epicenter of 58.7% of all STDs in the continental US, as well as 79.4% of all sexual assaults on livestock. You do the math, as long as you didn't go to the University of Oklahoma. OU is not accredited for math, humanities, engineering, or business. They do offer a certificate in animal husbandry but it is taken pass/fail.

Posted by: HERBERT HILL at October 13, 2012 01:04 PM (4qoec)

75 Watch out! UT is gonna come from behind

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esq. Attorney for the Butt Chuggin' White Boys at October 13, 2012 01:06 PM (Qi0Dn)

76 Heh. Gotta love the Red River rivalry.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 13, 2012 01:09 PM (QbKVX)

77 to win the game.

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esq. Attorney for the Butt Chuggin' White Boys at October 13, 2012 01:10 PM (Qi0Dn)

78 So if the sooners are fags, what does that make the team getting destroyed by them?

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 13, 2012 01:14 PM (GULKT)

79 "to win the game."

The way it's going they will probably have to score 50pts...

Posted by: HH at October 13, 2012 01:15 PM (v+ExF)

80 Teej - we can score points, but our dbacks are embarrassing most of the time. If they continue to suck and Geno has an off day, you guys may blast us. If we can't win the Big 12, I hope it's K State. Anybody but OU or UT!

Posted by: Geno4Heisman at October 13, 2012 01:21 PM (UZ0YM)

81 So if the sooners are fags, what does that make the team getting destroyed by them?
I guess we know who will play the girl.

Posted by: gumchewer at October 13, 2012 01:21 PM (Ir6QR)

82 Hard to believe that there is such a difference between at 13 and 15. Or is that the 2 points Texas got?

Posted by: drstanly1 at October 13, 2012 01:24 PM (1mneR)

83 Like the three on the right.
The one on the left does look like a young Margret Cho before her sugar daddy dumped her and she discovered cheeseburgers, booze and drugs.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2012 01:25 PM (RXQ2T)

84 @78

Probably from the PAC-12

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2012 01:26 PM (RXQ2T)

85 I do love my Zoomies but I love the USN.

Posted by: mpfs at October 13, 2012 01:27 PM (Mkhiu)

86 That didn't come out right......

Posted by: mpfs at October 13, 2012 01:28 PM (Mkhiu)

87 @59

I don't think so. They look cute and make a great place to post reminder notes.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2012 01:30 PM (RXQ2T)

88 Check that last comment. It was a response to 57.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 13, 2012 01:31 PM (RXQ2T)

89 Let me be perfectly clear, squirting cheap wine up one's ass does not necessarily mean you are homosexual. It does mean, however, that you're a UT fan.

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esq. Attorney for the Butt Chuggin' White Boys at October 13, 2012 01:32 PM (Qi0Dn)

90
Looks like, despite the fact they prefr the company of men, that they still play better than Texas.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Trippy at October 13, 2012 01:34 PM (SBULa)

91 @89

Or just enjoy a good time before a round of golf.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at October 13, 2012 01:36 PM (RXQ2T)

92

Go Cocks! War Eagle!

Roll Damn Tide, Roll!

Great SEC football on tap today.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at October 13, 2012 01:51 PM (QupBk)

93 I tell ya it's a conspiracy.

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esq. Attorney for the Butt Chuggin' White Boys at October 13, 2012 01:51 PM (Qi0Dn)

94 Auburn / Ole Miss knotted up at 17 each at the half.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at October 13, 2012 01:53 PM (QupBk)

95
Longwhornes are catching what the Sooners are pitching.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at October 13, 2012 01:54 PM (eHwT1)

96 BOOMER! Bitchez!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 13, 2012 01:57 PM (GRvW4)

97 Oklahoma's first string is in the locker room having their way with the Texas cheerleaders, and the second string is still kicking Texas' ass.

Posted by: OldSailor88 at October 13, 2012 02:02 PM (sooP4)

98 Ow!!! Duke up 20-17 @ half @ VaTech......were up 20-0 1qtr.

Posted by: BignJames at October 13, 2012 02:15 PM (HtUkt)

99 OU is not accredited for math, humanities, engineering, or business.
They do offer a certificate in animal husbandry but it is taken
pass/fail. Posted by: HERBERT HILL at October 13, 2012 01:04 PM (4qoec)

Nope, you are thinking of Oklahoma State, Herbert, they have the veterinary medicine school. OU has the most National Merit Scholars of any public university.

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at October 13, 2012 02:15 PM (kXoT0)

100 Badgers are ramming the ball down Purdue's throat. Doesn't seem like an important game to most of the country but this game may well decide what team plays in the Big Ten title game since Ohio State and Penn State can't play in it.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 13, 2012 02:20 PM (GZitp)

101 How about those Soonahs!

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 13, 2012 02:30 PM (Iyg03)

102 Iowa State is making it a game in the forth with K-State.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 13, 2012 02:41 PM (GZitp)

103 Badgers have over 350 yards rushing against the Boilermakers with ten minutes yet to play. Brutal.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 13, 2012 02:44 PM (GZitp)

104 Young Margaret Cho or not, "meaty" (seriously?)or not, hair extensions and all, I'd hit it like a [your favorite expression], and again on Sunday, before giving a second look to any of the three on the right. Guess I'm the only one?

Posted by: Apparently the odd man out at October 13, 2012 02:47 PM (YxaXw)

105 There is only one "d" in "Stanford".

Posted by: Iowa Jim at October 13, 2012 02:56 PM (N+9a4)

106 Texas should have no problem scoring 41 points in the final 11 minutes. That's only 3.7 points per minute.



Posted by: Call me Ishmael at October 13, 2012 03:27 PM (p4U6S)

107 Poor wittle ash-ey broke his wrist trying to mount the comeback.

Better luck next coach, UTerus

Posted by: Veritas at October 13, 2012 03:35 PM (Cn4KJ)

108 I almost expected that 2nd string QB for Texas to get crippled after that last timeout. It would have pretty much summed up that game for Texas.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at October 13, 2012 04:04 PM (eHwT1)

109 Well, they're stopping the Mizzou-Alabama game right now due to lightning. And KU hasen't even started in Lawrence because of same. Here in KC it's rain, thunder and lightning off and on for hours. And possible severe weather later this evening...

Posted by: HH at October 13, 2012 04:47 PM (v+ExF)

110 We need a wet cheerleader contest.

Those wet Mizzou cheerleaders.......

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2012 04:49 PM (fsLdt)

111 60 burger on the Bevos. Bam.

Posted by: eleven at October 13, 2012 04:50 PM (fsLdt)

112 Damn Dave, I think you pissed off the Sooners.

Bad jou jou

Posted by: kinlaw at October 13, 2012 06:11 PM (uLTng)

113 Here's to Texas... Suckin. my. dick.

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at October 13, 2012 06:27 PM (a0o+l)

114 Guns up!!!

Posted by: Mephistefales at October 14, 2012 05:10 AM (/m5vK)






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