Liberal Panic: Romney Wants To Ban Tampons As An Ungodly Intrusion Into The Female Genitals

Oh, someone wrote on the internet that Romney wanted to ban tampons?

Hm, that sounds plausible. Let me post that around to six hundred places before asking if that's actually true or not.

Because that's what smart, on-the-ball people do!

Posted by: Ace at 09:55 PM



Comments

1 Desperation and stupidity make for a bad marriage.

Posted by: Bete stays up at October 10, 2012 09:56 PM (8kIXE)

2 intellectualz

Posted by: JParker at October 10, 2012 09:57 PM (60GaT)

3 Banning tampons. Sure, sounds plausible to me.

Posted by: any Kos Kiddy at October 10, 2012 09:57 PM (mjR67)

4 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 10, 2012 09:57 PM (6o4Fb)

5 This is really going to carry Obumbles over the finish line.

Oh wait, these people are idiots so he already has their votes.

Posted by: RWC at October 10, 2012 09:57 PM (t+Sdx)

6 These are the smartest people in the room.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 10, 2012 09:58 PM (zLp5I)

7 That's okay, I've been stockpiling tampons. Inside me.

Posted by: Sandy Fluck at October 10, 2012 09:58 PM (3ziXJ)

8 Romney just wants to do away with generic tampons. He's in the pocket of Big Tampax.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2012 09:58 PM (X3lox)

9 Mitt Romney turned me into a Newt!

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 10, 2012 09:58 PM (RLZvP)

10 Wait, does this mean if he wins, we have a mandate to ban tampons?

Posted by: AD at October 10, 2012 09:58 PM (MNKco)

11 I find it humorous that the supposedly "green" left ignores the fact that these things fill up landfills and that BC pills cause terrible water pollution.

Posted by: steevy at October 10, 2012 09:58 PM (6o4Fb)

12 Anyone watching Modern Family?

I wonder if this episode was shot before Sofia Vergara had her "wardrobe malfunction"?

Posted by: logprof at October 10, 2012 09:59 PM (V/U0X)

13 Just think, Intellectuals like these will be running YOUR healthcare decisions under Obamacare.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 10, 2012 09:59 PM (zLp5I)

14 So what's the big deal?

Posted by: Todd Akin at October 10, 2012 09:59 PM (0A4Wb)

15 Well, you wanted Romney to keep the race interesting. This is a start.

Posted by: AD at October 10, 2012 09:59 PM (MNKco)

16 Romney said he wants to ban Tampa, not tampons

Posted by: zobmie Roger Ebert at October 10, 2012 10:00 PM (Dll6b)

17 +10 retard strength

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 10, 2012 10:00 PM (SKKlx)

18 Some idiot actually believes that tampons are used to "stop the
menstrual flow." Menopause can stop it, but tampons can only
hope to contain it.

Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2012 10:00 PM (mjR67)

19 But remember, *we're* the gullible, knuckle-dragging idiots.

Posted by: logprof at October 10, 2012 10:00 PM (V/U0X)

20 I got nuthin.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is climbing out of the crawlspace at October 10, 2012 10:00 PM (GRvW4)

21 Next rumor, Romney is going to make everyone go to church on Sunday!!!!!

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 10, 2012 10:01 PM (zLp5I)

22 What's really sad about this is people think the president has the power to ban tampons.

Posted by: schizoid at October 10, 2012 10:01 PM (54QU8)

23 Is this some all time--new low?

Have they finally hit bottom so to speak?

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:01 PM (r2PLg)

24 A ban on tampons soaked in Vodka.

Diane Sawyer hardest hit.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 10, 2012 10:01 PM (GeJs5)

25 Good lord. These Tampaxers should be euthanized, or at the very least sterilized.

Wait... I think I just got nominated for the IPAB.

Posted by: Gem at October 10, 2012 10:02 PM (zw+pb)

26 Would this fall under the category of "blood libel" ?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 10, 2012 10:02 PM (wwsoB)

27 Libs will believe anything that makes a Republican look bad. Anything at all. But we're the gullible and easily-led ones.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 10, 2012 10:02 PM (RLZvP)

28 18 Some idiot actually believes that tampons are used to "stop the
menstrual flow." Menopause can stop it, but tampons can only
hope to contain it.
Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2012 10:00 PM (mjR67)

______________

So is it like M.A.D. or the Maginot Line?

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:02 PM (r2PLg)

29 23 Is this some all time--new low?

Have they finally hit bottom so to speak?

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:01 PM (r2PLg)


Oh, no, this one is just "on your radar."

*Something* stupid comes up just about every day.

I used to think those "social network fail" funny pictures were all fakes, but the more I see, the less skeptical I am.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (bxiXv)

30 I remember seeing this comic who was like, "That has to be the worst thing, if your girlfriend dies from Toxic Shock Syndrome. Not only are you devastated, but she died from . . a tampon. People ask you what happened and what do you say?!?!? 'I don't know, it exploded or something!??!'"

yeah probably not that funny the way I tell it

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (J6kXj)

31 Well Barry is attacking farms with (tabled for now) dust regulations and getting away with shutting down power plants with BS EPA regs.

So if one was stupid enough to believe that mormons have a thing about tampons it would not be big leap to think they could have the FDA manufacture evidence that they are dangerous.

Except that the MFM would whip up outrage if any R candidate was exceeding constitutional bounds. I like Romney and Ryan but I'd vote for them even if I hated them to at least get the effing media scrutiny.

That would be my argument for anyone that says "all politicians are bad" --well even conceding that "do you want a bad politician that the the media protects or one that the media attacks?"

Posted by: PaleRider at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (dkExz)

32 Blood in, blood out.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (VSWPU)

33 Have they finally hit bottom so to speak?

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:01 PM (r2PLg)


Heh.

No. Turning us into the American Socialist Superstate was really hitting bottom. This tampon-mania is a dead cat bounce from there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (X3lox)

34 There are MUCH better options for these women than some tampon...

Posted by: Vlad Dracula at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (sZTYJ)

35 Industrial strength stupid.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (qrVdG)

36 Oh noes, Romney is going to ban batteries!!!! Because they can be used in vibrators!!!!

Posted by: leftist feminist idiot at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (zLp5I)

37 Well, sure. Everyone knows vaginal tampons are yesterday's news.

Anal tampons are the future!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 10, 2012 10:04 PM (BuSM8)

38 No, no, no, he wants to ban tarpons.

Besides, everyone knows that Mormons hate tarpons.

Posted by: Phinn at October 10, 2012 10:04 PM (oFH2D)

39 I read that Mitt makes Ann use rolled up fifty dollar bills - is that true?

Posted by: Uncledave at October 10, 2012 10:04 PM (2qaTT)

40 Well were going to need Something to stop the bloodletting on Nov 6.

Posted by: BitterClingy&Buried at October 10, 2012 10:04 PM (QQcJv)

41 Almost four more weeks of this sh*t. They're just getting warmed up


Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 10, 2012 10:04 PM (Dll6b)

42 I think P.M.S. is M.A.D., tasker.

Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2012 10:04 PM (mjR67)

43 I'm not sure if it is intended to be, but it's possible the rumor got.legs as a bash on Mormons. Mormon teenagers typically don't use tampons, at least all the ones I knew.

So obviously Mitt The Mormon wants to ban them, right libs?

Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (wsGWu)

44 A little mood music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-Ya8pP6BM

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (sZTYJ)

45 Ban is a strong word.

You can still have tampons, they just have to be recycled.

Posted by: eman at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (+XD7n)

46 #31: Hey, good point, PaleRider!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (RLZvP)

47 Only women bleed.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (VSWPU)

48 Heh.

No. Turning us into the American Socialist Superstate was really hitting bottom. This tampon-mania is a dead cat bounce from there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2012 10:03 PM (X3lox)

________________

I commend your word choice of--
"cat".

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (r2PLg)

49 There Will Be Stupid.

Posted by: DangŠ at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (R18D0)

50 If, heaven forbid, I met someone who actually believed this, I'd say, "Mitt has a wife and 4 daughters in law. Don't you think that if he actually believed this at least one of them would have smacked some sense into him by now?"

(I say 4 DILs because I think one kid isn't married.)

And these people get to vote.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 10, 2012 10:06 PM (4ramR)

51 He said he wants to ban Tarzan. Banning tampons would be silly...


Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 10, 2012 10:06 PM (Dll6b)

52 47 Only women bleed.
Posted by: grease monkey at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (VSWPU)

____________

Gawd. I. REALLY.hate.that.fucking.song.

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:06 PM (r2PLg)

53 Well the way the Tampon Bay Buccaneers are playing, at least suspend them.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 10, 2012 10:07 PM (0CiTm)

54 This is just like when Bush banned dildoes.

Posted by: another leftist feminist idiot at October 10, 2012 10:07 PM (zLp5I)

55 Hey ladies, there's always cigars!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 10, 2012 10:07 PM (sYCCV)

56 You know, I keep hearing how the Dems have no choice but to get nastier and dirtier in order to stop the Mitt-train. How this election will be a new low in American politics.


This is the best they can do? Really? This isn't nasty, or dirty. This is retarded.

Keep it up shit-for-brains. This'll win it for ya!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is climbing out of the crawlspace at October 10, 2012 10:07 PM (GRvW4)

57 Toilet paper is the stool, er, tool of the devil.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 10, 2012 10:07 PM (BVkEs)

58 Chiclets. A no-no in a Romney administration.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2012 10:07 PM (kNqmp)

59 Gawd. I. REALLY.hate.that.fucking.song.

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:06 PM (r2PLg)
Yeah, me too... Hopefully Romney will ban that song too.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 10, 2012 10:07 PM (VSWPU)

60 If it's wrong to be turned on by chick menstruating on your face, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Lorien1973 at October 10, 2012 10:08 PM (mcWHD)

61 Maybe magic panties solve this better than tampons so the ban s OK.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 10, 2012 10:08 PM (GeJs5)

62 I commend your word choice of--
"cat".

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (r2PLg)


So to speak

Actually, it was the A.S.S. I was concentrating on, but a little serendipity never hurts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2012 10:08 PM (X3lox)

63 Holy crap! I just saw Dianne Sawyer at the Rite-Aide with a shopping cart full of tampons and vodka!!! What's up with that?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 10, 2012 10:08 PM (Qr3hQ)

64 Cotton in pill bottles is of the devil.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2012 10:08 PM (kNqmp)

65 Vaginas. Pee pee squirter. Penis garage. Baby door.

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: DangŠ at October 10, 2012 10:08 PM (R18D0)

66 I was all like "Nobody could possibly be so stupid as to believe that," and then I was all like "Obama compared Elmo to OJ Simpson's slow-speed police chase."

Hmmm.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 10, 2012 10:08 PM (bxiXv)

67 *Red wings* for everyone then.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 10, 2012 10:08 PM (VSWPU)

68 If you like your tampons, you can keep your tampons

Posted by: Barky Choom at October 10, 2012 10:09 PM (he2LC)

69 Dijon mustard. You're not going to be able to just smear that everywhere in a Romney administration.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2012 10:09 PM (kNqmp)

70 Oh noes, not only will they make us all barefoot in the kitchen, but we will bleed on the floors too!!!

Posted by: another leftist feminist idiot at October 10, 2012 10:09 PM (zLp5I)

71 Tampons are only for butt chugging.

Posted by: Lorien1973 at October 10, 2012 10:09 PM (mcWHD)

72 They can have my tampon when they pry it from my cold, dead...er, that's not quite fitting, actually.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 10, 2012 10:09 PM (BuSM8)

73 What's really sad about this is people think the president has the power to ban tampons.


Yeah, well I used to think this way until it happened to me. Now it isn;t so funny.

Posted by: Incandescent light bulb at October 10, 2012 10:09 PM (8kIXE)

74 Do the religious theocracy laws of that creepy cult church Willard Romney joined allow for women's hygiene and health?

It's bad enough he opposes women's reproductive policies that will affect the services of the Brattleboro Women's Free Clinic and other progressive organizations!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (jWvfJ)

75 Use me instead.

Posted by: Prince Charles at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (mjR67)

76 @63 - She's making Tiki Torches for the back patio.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (qrVdG)

77 Makes perfect sense if you think about it. I mean, if you have magic underwear, you don't really need tampons, right?

Posted by: Observer at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (/sohm)

78 If this is what they're puting out, then WE ARE FUCKING THEM UP.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (GEICT)

79 Damme your eyes, Mr. Romeny! Now I shall have to hope to be incarnated as a yeast-infextion suppository, or similar.

Posted by: Prince Charles at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (zw+pb)

80 Dildos are dildon'ts.

Even if they're made out of cotton.


Posted by: DangŠ at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (R18D0)

81 All tampons should be made from one cotton fiber. One fiber per. It's the environment we're saving, you troglodytes!

Posted by: Cheryl Crow at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (X3lox)

82
Is it just me or is there a strong correllation between using social media to excess and a distinct lack of brain cells? Present company excepted of course....

Leftists that use twitter will say whatever pops into their heads.... this scares me....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (hiding under the stairs) at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (HZCkA)

83 Blessed St. Peter on a pogo stick! You've got to sh***ing me. This is all they've got?

Posted by: Tuna at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (M/TDA)

84 @75 man, that's digging deep for an oldie.

Posted by: Lorien1973 at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (mcWHD)

85 55.. thread winner.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (UljOc)

86 I don't even know what to say anymore. It's a sad statement when many people believe such ridiculous accusations.

Posted by: Adam at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (/YJYi)

87 I think it is way beyond time to cull the herd!

Posted by: Infidel at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (9tjlm)

88 Is there an equivalent to birthers or truthers for this?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (wwsoB)

89 Use me instead.


Posted by: Prince Charles>>
Douche just rinses it away Charly.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (GeJs5)

90 If Bush didn't ban that shit, nobody will.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (0CiTm)

91 75 Use me instead.
Posted by: Prince Charles at October 10, 2012 10:10 PM (mjR67)

_____________

LMAO--gawd that was such a disgusting phone call--mostly because I couldn't tell Camilla fromCharles....

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:12 PM (r2PLg)

92 Mitt merely asks they be inserted and removed by your Priest or Minister.

Imams can use tongs.

Posted by: eman at October 10, 2012 10:12 PM (+XD7n)

93 Truly sad that these people are that dumb they actually believe this shit. I didn't think people could get any dumber.. proven wrong yet again.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 10, 2012 10:12 PM (UljOc)

94 68
Lolololol

Posted by: Tuna at October 10, 2012 10:12 PM (M/TDA)

95 No way he would ban tampons. At most, he would tax their sale and manufacture prohibitively while subsidizing the development of alternative absorbents.

Posted by: Dante at October 10, 2012 10:13 PM (c17z0)

96 85 55.. thread winner.
Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM (UljOc)

______________

Check Prince Charles...by a nose.

Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:13 PM (r2PLg)

97 Rasmussen poll:

Tampons 65%
Rolled up newspaper 27%
Caulk 8%

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 10, 2012 10:13 PM (BuSM8)

98 86
I don't even know what to say anymore. It's a sad statement when many people believe such ridiculous accusations.

Posted by: Adam at October 10, 2012 10:11 PM

I won't spike the guy's hit count by 50 percent by looking, but I'll bet there's a certain ponytailed washed up cheetohs addict who is going to blog this hoax

Posted by: kbdabear at October 10, 2012 10:13 PM (wwsoB)

99 Ok, I give up.

We really need to thin the fucking herd. Bring on SMOD.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2012 10:13 PM (bCaR9)

100 "Obama compared Elmo to OJ Simpson's slow-speed police chase."



Hmmm.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith



That's what I thought I heard. Shit. Is Obama a master of 18 year old comedy bits or what? What.

Fucking dork.

Posted by: DangŠ at October 10, 2012 10:13 PM (R18D0)

101 Caramba.
What senor Clinton said.
Thees could be good for beezness.

Posted by: Mac Anudo at October 10, 2012 10:14 PM (sYCCV)

102 45 Ban is a strong word.

You can still have tampons, they just have to be recycled.

Posted by: eman at October 10, 2012 10:05 PM (+XD7n)




We're not banning them, just requiring that they be more efficient. They must be able to soak up a liter of blood without swelling beyond 1"" dia X 3"" length.

Posted by: schizoid at October 10, 2012 10:14 PM (54QU8)

103 Put the tampon down and raise your hands s-l-o-w-l-y.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2012 10:14 PM (ccXZP)

104
Is there an equivalent to birthers or truthers for this?



Posted by: kbdabear


Bloody fools.


Posted by: DangŠ at October 10, 2012 10:15 PM (R18D0)

105 It's not a tampon, it's a watch.

Posted by: Walken at October 10, 2012 10:15 PM (+XD7n)

106 What's really sad about this is people think the president has the power to ban tampons.

Seriously. Mitt only said that he wanted all tampons to be bought through a federal tampon exchange that each state will set up. And all tampons will have to meet the new federal tampon standards, for the children!, so that no tampon purchaser is left with a tampon that doesn't cover her every need. Cadillac tampons for everyone. Well ... paid for by everyone, at least. Same thing to a leftist.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2012 10:15 PM (X3lox)

107 A chick in every room.

Posted by: Romney at October 10, 2012 10:15 PM (BVkEs)

108 LMAO--gawd that was such a disgusting phone call--mostly because I couldn't tell Camilla from Charles....
Posted by: tasker at October 10, 2012 10:12 PM (r2PLg)
_____________________

I still can't tell them apart. Especially in photographs.

Posted by: Observer at October 10, 2012 10:15 PM (/sohm)

109 We're not banning them, just requiring that they be more efficient. They
must be able to soak up a liter of blood without swelling beyond 1""
dia X 3"" length.>>

And be made from Switch-grass.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 10, 2012 10:16 PM (GeJs5)

110 I still can't tell them apart. Especially in photographs.

Posted by: Observer at October 10, 2012 10:15 PM (/sohm)

And I can't tell either one of them from the polo ponies.

Posted by: tcn at October 10, 2012 10:16 PM (VLG62)

111 I read those twitchy samples

If these cretin have jobs, imagine having to work with them

Posted by: kbdabear at October 10, 2012 10:16 PM (wwsoB)

112 ...hope to contain.

ha

Posted by: nip at October 10, 2012 10:17 PM (JuUFd)

113 This tampon was given to me by your father.

Posted by: Walken at October 10, 2012 10:17 PM (+XD7n)

114 Second thought, I don't need roller skates to keep up with you. I'll just stay here. You run along.

Posted by: DangŠ at October 10, 2012 10:17 PM (R18D0)

115 "Remember tampons?"

Posted by: the gyrocopter pilot at October 10, 2012 10:18 PM (R18D0)

116 This tampon was given to me by your father.

Posted by: Walken at October 10, 2012 10:17 PM (+XD7n)

I lol'd. Well done.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is climbing out of the crawlspace at October 10, 2012 10:18 PM (GRvW4)

117 There is a KISS theme song in there somewhere.

Posted by: sTevo's Obama Phone at October 10, 2012 10:18 PM (MlkzH)

118 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRh83BXvOE
Something 'Tarded This Way Comes

Come and check your email box, as chain-letters go round!
With lulzy memes and lefty themes (and maybe, true, some clowns).
The greatest bullshit of them all, a marvel to behold:
The GOP will ban my pad, and tampax and Midol

Something 'Tarded This Way Comes
-something from the 'net
Something Tarded That Way Went
-seems legit, I bet
Something 'Tarded This Way Comes
-from a hobo I just met
Something Tarded That Way Went
-I'll forward it to Brett



Posted by: boulder hobo at October 10, 2012 10:18 PM (QTHTd)

119 "He didn't say ban tampons, he said ban asbestos in tampons." Let the wheels grind...

I can almost guarantee I will run into at least one person before the election who believes crap like this, and I don't want to just blurt out "you are the dumbest motherfucker I have met all year."

Maybe "He only wants to ban tampons in sport fishing." (re the Tarpon variant above)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 10, 2012 10:19 PM (bxiXv)

120 81
"One Sheet" Cheryl probably rinses hers and reuses.

Posted by: Tuna at October 10, 2012 10:19 PM (M/TDA)

121 And I can't tell either one of them from the polo ponies.
Posted by: tcn at October 10, 2012 10:16 PM (VLG62)
________________

The ponies are cuter.

Posted by: Observer at October 10, 2012 10:19 PM (/sohm)

122 Someone just stepped on the tampon thread.

Posted by: DangŠ at October 10, 2012 10:19 PM (R18D0)

123 I once helped my cousin land a four and a half foot tampon near the Outer Banks.

Posted by: Plugged and Bidened at October 10, 2012 10:19 PM (z6KMg)

124 I think if I actually do get this *gem* in a social situation, I'll just look right at them, say nothing for about ten seconds, then look to the host/someone else and say something in a stage whisper like "I think your house is haunted."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 10, 2012 10:22 PM (bxiXv)

125 Elmo was last seen heading south in a white tampon.


Posted by: Barky Choom at October 10, 2012 10:23 PM (he2LC)

126 I once helped my cousin land a four and a half foot tampon near the Outer Banks.
_________________

That was mine. It washed out when I caught a wave while sunbathing on the beach near Nags Head.

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at October 10, 2012 10:23 PM (/sohm)

127 Tasty.
And absorbent too.

Posted by: Necco Wafers at October 10, 2012 10:23 PM (sYCCV)

128 If you like your tampons, you'll be able to keep your tampons.

Posted by: Barky Chooooooom at October 10, 2012 10:24 PM (HZCkA)

129 Has anyone corn-sidered the ecological benefits of employing dried cobs for this task?

Plus we could use another subsidy.

Posted by: Big Corn at October 10, 2012 10:25 PM (sYCCV)

130
Damn. Someone posted the same damn thing.

*damn morons*

Posted by: Barky Chooooooom at October 10, 2012 10:26 PM (HZCkA)

131 I thought it was ban "capons"- damn mutant ass chickens.

Posted by: jjshaka at October 10, 2012 10:27 PM (xEGCA)

132 I used to laugh at the freaky rumors that would run rampant through ignorant third world countries. Still funny when it happens to ignorant third world level liberals. To bad they can vote.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 10, 2012 10:36 PM (SzAZ7)

133 Lol. Well, looks like this seals it for Obama. Expect Obama to surge ahead in the polls by tomorrow afternoon. Lol.

Posted by: Gerg with a tampon jammed up my ass at October 10, 2012 10:38 PM (yJYwC)

134 BTW, both the USSR and the Russian Federation had/have shortages of women's hygiene products so ironically enough the only place with a de facto ban on tampons caused by the state are the Leftist/socialist nations the Left wants to emulate.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2012 10:53 PM (vDl/w)

135 Now they get around to it!!!

Posted by: buster hymen at October 10, 2012 10:57 PM (vDl/w)

136 Does that mean that we can't go swimming, horseback riding, and play tennis?

Posted by: exhelodrvr at October 10, 2012 11:00 PM (BPPzm)

137 Hey y'all, am I the only woman who finds this sort of posting ugly?

Posted by: Ann Outhouse at October 10, 2012 11:06 PM (ufLRj)

138 Some people are obviously too stupid to tell when someone is pulling their strings

Posted by: Swannie at October 10, 2012 11:11 PM (nhxSQ)

139 Good God they're so fucking stupid. Can I shoot them now?

Okay, how about now?

Posted by: Corona at October 10, 2012 11:15 PM (fh2Y7)

140 Usually it's the Left accusing the Right of being too square to have a sense of humor; at least we understood this wassatire!They're acting like they don't understand satire, butSNL is satire and Leftist, so what's so hard?

On another note, even if they truly believed Romney was capable of such stupidity, they think he's a liar so why would they think he'd announce such a politically stupid stance?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 10, 2012 11:21 PM (KL49F)

141 Romney would not acknowledge my wife, I bet.

Posted by: Prince Charles at October 10, 2012 11:29 PM (6UuaG)

142 WHen I heard this I was toxic shocked.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 10, 2012 11:30 PM (6UuaG)

143 Seems a lotta bitches want to sit on Mitt Romney's face.

Posted by: ccoffer at October 10, 2012 11:31 PM (Nh3QJ)

144 NO TAMPAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 10, 2012 11:32 PM (6UuaG)

145 They can have my tampon when they take it from my cold dead hoo-hoo

Posted by: Brenda Vacaro at October 10, 2012 11:34 PM (6UuaG)

146 Are people really that stupid?

And dear God, they vote.

Posted by: tired at October 10, 2012 11:48 PM (cHc31)

147 I'm still not sure whether the (all too real) tampon tax (taxes on class I and class II medical devices is wnt back into the health care bill. Obamacare will at least add this tax to manufacturers selling tampons.

Posted by: Sarahw at October 11, 2012 12:08 AM (LYwCh)

148 And they (think) they know they're smarter than conservatives, tired.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2012 12:09 AM (vDl/w)

149 If only there was a device that absorbed Leftist stupid juice.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 11, 2012 12:18 AM (Zc+kn)

150
Yes, they are really that stupid. My neigbor thinks he will ban abortion once president, another idiot told her so! I explained our form of government, but she still likes Obama and thinks he just needs more time.

Posted by: Africanus at October 11, 2012 12:54 AM (hpTUZ)

151 Brakabama will outlaw live births of certain types of children.

I got a phone call from a friend who said so.

Posted by: ccoffer at October 11, 2012 02:25 AM (Nh3QJ)

152
Um... not that it is anyone's business, but Mormons do use tampons... from whatever agewe want. And I find this a very bizzare turn of events... is there a basis in the wider culture that would make sense of something like this?
Is this some hygenic insult? I don't get it.
This is must be a sickness!!!!
Is this going to happen for the nexteight years? Could every one just assume it isn't true... I mean what ever the next bizarre rumour is... okay... it's not true. That's the new rule.

Posted by: petunia at October 11, 2012 02:42 AM (DAcBA)

153 Wymmin!

Yeah, you. In case you haven't noticed neither of the Dreaded Republican candidate's wives are fools.
Both of them are confident, competent women in their own rights... if Mitt or Paul were fools or thugs? Sexists or racists or some other "ism" you despise? They would have tossed them out the door long ago...

You had better pay attention to this stuff.

Posted by: backhoe at October 11, 2012 04:30 AM (ULH4o)

154 O.K. Obama wants to ban toilet tissue. He'd rather people wipe themselves with their hands only.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2012 05:07 AM (0nogT)

155
Just wait, all you lib XX chromosome carriers, for when your favorite Third World cause - the zealots of the Religion of Peas - bring their enlightened ways to your town.

Genital mutilations, coming right up!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 11, 2012 07:02 AM (d2QQ4)

156
150
I explained our form of government, but she still likes Obama and thinks he just needs more time.
Posted by: Africanus at October 11, 2012 12:54 AM (hpTUZ)


Barky serving a sentence of ten to twenty in Leavenworth strikes me as being the kind of time he needs...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 11, 2012 07:06 AM (MVGKx)

157 If tampons are outlawed, only outlaws will have tampons.

Posted by: Libra at October 11, 2012 08:06 AM (kd8U8)

158 Hey, the Twits are just going with the flow.

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at October 11, 2012 10:35 AM (mMtFx)

159 Reading those twitter posts, all that comes to mind is how repugnant our culture has become.



Crude and disgusting to the limit. These children have been brought up with no sense of propriety or moral boundaries, and have been failed utterly by education and parent alike, and so they come up with idiotic ramblings such as those noted on that Twitchy article.



Infuriating. Entire chunks of a generation lost to Leftist infiltration and destruction.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 11, 2012 11:43 AM (OscuN)

160 I only heard this from Romney supporters saying Obama supporters say this, but Don't Romney people do the same thing? For Example the so called "Obamaphone" is a lifeline phone deal established by Ronald Reagan it gives phones at a DISCOUNT not free, and the cell phone aspect of it started under George W. Bush, not Obama

Posted by: Brian at November 07, 2012 09:55 PM (6MH5E)






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