***EXCLUSIVE INTERNAL POLLING***

Must credit Jack M./AoSHQ Decision Desk.

CAC and Ace may be slacking off, but I have my own sources, and I've got some incredible leaked info on some serious internal polling. It's a detailed breakdown, so I'm putting it after the jump. You'll never look at the race the same way after seeing this.

Yep. Serious internal polling going on all over the place. It's pretty obvious, really.

To be honest, I have nothing. I was just bored, and figured I'd throw something up to pass the time before the Overnight Open Thread. You're welcome.

Posted by: Jack M. at 07:42 PM



Comments

1 Really? I need this?

I got the agita...

Posted by: Kensington at October 09, 2012 07:43 PM (Z7toi)

2 Ohhhhh yeahhhhh. Those are my kind of guys right there.

Posted by: Gerg at October 09, 2012 07:45 PM (V6aL5)

3 Honey, after what I did in the last thread I'm happy to look at the race this way.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 07:45 PM (4ramR)

4 Because we're all about content on this blog.

Posted by: rickl at October 09, 2012 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

5

All we need now is Russ in Winterset's thoughts on last week's debate..

Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (vzLhi)

6 Here's the Massachusetts version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOyvYUZv7HI

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (QTHTd)

7 hmmmm

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (Ho2rs)

8 Not seeing it. Is it the London Boys?

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (O6q63)

9 Damn, I wish Alan was up for some internal polling.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (6TB1Z)

10 Haha

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 09, 2012 07:47 PM (iL9Kk)

11 How bad did Romney beat Obama in the first debate?

Here, a photo illustration: http://bit.ly/RuJOAY

Posted by: RushBabe, Kratos Liberation Front at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (tQHzJ)

12 If Romney wins the election, I'll have to cut back mainly to external polling.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (QKKT0)

13 Jack M is the type of guy who would own a cat...

a cat named Paprika.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (ZgBZU)

14 8
Not seeing it. Is it the London Boys?

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (O6q63)

Yes.....after today, and I never thought I 'd say this, I'm ready for no content.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (X6akg)

15 We already knew that.

Posted by: HtP at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (jx2j9)

16 I've had enough polling for now. Obama needs to go back to the chicken.

Posted by: Big Bird at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (8/bPb)

17 The video post was there, then gone


Strange day...

Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (Dll6b)

18

Still stalking Julie Banderas, Jack?

Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 07:49 PM (NLH1M)

19
Like y'all don't appreciate that "new thread smell."

You should be thanking me, really. I considered using Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Jack M. at October 09, 2012 07:49 PM (ZXOR3)

20 Could have been worse . Could have been one of his epics .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (lo/S5)

21 Damn, I wish Alan was up for some internal polling.

He's doing an indepth study with his intern at this very moment.

Posted by: Alex at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (HwgHt)

22 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.Even he knew this was a trap.

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (6o4Fb)

23 Do you like those automated polls?

Posted by: The Sybian Mfg. Co. at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (QKKT0)

24

flame on, as the human torch says

Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (BUcLz)

25 Damn, I wish Alan was up for some internal polling.

I am, but Stacey Dash won't return my calls.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (O6q63)

26 I considered using Helen Thomas.

-

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (QTHTd)

27 I've driven through Ohio a bunch of times over the last ten years. They don't seem like imbeciles, so why are they falling for Obama again?

How could anyone want four more years of this?

Posted by: Kensington at October 09, 2012 07:51 PM (Z7toi)

28 I think I know who Greg/Toldyaso/Etc/Etc... is.

Will Pitt from DU.

Evidence - http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/

I also troll the Freepers, a lot. They are being very quiet, and subdued, about Romney pulling ahead. VERY quiet. WHY do you think that is?

Evidence -http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,79206.0.html

WilliamPitt (51,839 posts)

I'm apparently a terrible, awful person.

I've posted the latest battleground-state and national polls - almost all of which auger poorly for the president at the moment.

I've posted my own opinions about his debate performance last Wednesday, his bewildering failure to jump on Romney for lying like two thousand rugs during that debate, and the fact that he gifted the media their much-desired chance to unspool the "Romney's back" narrative.

And for that, I'm being told to calm down, stop wetting my pants, stop being a troll, and that I'm only posting this stuff in order to be able to say "Toldya so," which is my personal favorite.
[b/]


Just a hunch.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 07:51 PM (N69xW)

29 Still stalking Julie Banderas, Jack?





Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 07:49 PM (NLH1M)

No, it wasn't Julie, was it? I thought it was Patty Ann Browne?

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 07:51 PM (X6akg)

30
Soothsayer, the only FOXy that ever won my heart was the one and only Suzanne Sena.
Who, by the way, is from Michigan which I hear is a beautiful state with great people who really, really, really would benefit from electing native son Mitt Romney.
(See...I can be topical.)

Posted by: Jack M. at October 09, 2012 07:51 PM (ZXOR3)

31 I love random exit polling.

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at October 09, 2012 07:51 PM (vjyZP)

32 I went over to Kos. Take a look at this paragraph from a front page post by kos himself, talking about why Romney is losing:

"So they're losing, and one of the reasons they are losing is that the nation got too much severe conservatism. But now, since he (metaphorically) punched President Barack Obama in the debates, conservatives will be more likely to let Romney wield his Etch-a-Sketch and move left."


WTF is this indecipherable nonsense?

Compare and contrast this level of writing and analysis with Ace.

Posted by: Mayday at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (F3s39)

33 Is that Samuel L. Jackson starring in another Obama ad?

Posted by: Thanks, I'll be here all day at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (F6KtL)

34 Use me! Use me!

Aaaaaaaah!!!!

*squirt*

Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (Z7toi)

35
Now, you listen to me! I want polling reopened right now. Get
those pollsters back in here! Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (QKKT0)

36 Shit

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (N69xW)

37 I used to have the hots for Stacey Dash. Beauty AND brains.

UGH! Fap-a-licious...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (+tqYo)

38 Small mercy of that picture...is that both guys have got their hands where we can see them.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 07:53 PM (l5RhJ)

39 When did Obama have that gap in his teeth fixed?

Posted by: Hepcat at October 09, 2012 07:53 PM (frbyY)

40 There had better be some Stacey Dash goodness in the ONT.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 09, 2012 07:53 PM (iL9Kk)

41 32 Posted by: Mayday at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (F3s39)


A chimp on LSD pounding on an Underwood would make more sense.

They are losing it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (+tqYo)

42 So... this means that Obama is behind Romney, right?

Posted by: wooga at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (vjyZP)

43

I had a thing for Laurie Dhue.

And by thing I mean an erect penis.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (HtU5U)

44 I need some Affirmative Action right now by any means necissary.

I blame that old honkey Mr. Hooper...

Posted by: Franklin Roosevelt at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (sZTYJ)

45 When did Obama have that gap in his teeth fixed?

When did Biden have hair?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (QKKT0)

46 "I also troll the Freepers, a lot. They are being very quiet, and
subdued, about Romney pulling ahead. VERY quiet. WHY do you think that
is?"



From what I've seen, you don't troll Free Rep. "a lot". You're taken out pretty quickly if you're a troll.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (X6akg)

47 Speaking of Fox News babes, I'll never forget the first time I saw Laurie Dhue. It was during the 2000 election debacle.

She'd come on in the late morning with those sensational legs, strong like bull, and those anime eyes and those lips that could have kept you afloat on the sea.

She was amazing.

Posted by: Kensington at October 09, 2012 07:55 PM (Z7toi)

48 I had a thing for Laurie Dhue.

Mmmm. Laurie Dhue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 07:55 PM (QKKT0)

49 32 I went over to Kos. Take a look at this paragraph from a front page post by kos himself, talking about why Romney is losing:

"So they're losing, and one of the reasons they are losing is that the nation got too much severe conservatism. But now, since he (metaphorically) punched President Barack Obama in the debates, conservatives will be more likely to let Romney wield his Etch-a-Sketch and move left."


WTF is this indecipherable nonsense?

Compare and contrast this level of writing and analysis with Ace.
Posted by: Mayday at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (F3s39)


dAilYKoOk is even worse when it can be deciphered.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 07:55 PM (N69xW)

50 I would totally poll PAB!

Posted by: VW Zao at October 09, 2012 07:55 PM (vWZa0)

51 The real reason Sesame Street is distancing themselves from Obama?

He sold them some skunk choom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZ4f_Pnk7M

Posted by: The Plitical Hat at October 09, 2012 07:56 PM (sZTYJ)

52 But now, since he
(metaphorically) punched President Barack Obama in the debates,
conservatives will be more likely to let Romney wield his Etch-a-Sketch
and move left."


If you've ever been punched in the debates, you know just how painful it can be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 07:56 PM (QKKT0)

53 East End boys and West End girls.

Yum.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 09, 2012 07:57 PM (V/U0X)

54 I think I know who Greg/Toldyaso/Etc/Etc... is. Will Pitt from DU. Evidence - http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/

Meh. He and I will both be drinking Election Night. I won't be crying in my beer.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 07:57 PM (O6q63)

55 That looks like D+ over 9000 to me.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 07:57 PM (mukPq)

56 Laurie Dhue could have killed James Bond with those legs...

Posted by: Kensington at October 09, 2012 07:57 PM (Z7toi)

57
Catherine Herrige has been doing exceptional reporting on the Obama Libya screw up that got four people killed. Now, as it turns out, the security detail was removed in order to normalize relations with Libya. How boneheaded is that? A country fresh out of a war and still splintered in to warring tribal fractions and full of radical Islamic influence, and they decide to normalize relations by reducing security?

Damn. Four people murdered because of a totally idiotic decision. Who ever made it should be eviscerated.

Posted by: HtP at October 09, 2012 07:58 PM (jx2j9)

58 Any Seattle area morons planning on seeing A.S.2 or Hating Breitbart?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 09, 2012 07:58 PM (C2//T)

59 46 "I also troll the Freepers, a lot. They are being very quiet, and
subdued, about Romney pulling ahead. VERY quiet. WHY do you think that
is?"

From what I've seen, you don't troll Free Rep. "a lot". You're taken out pretty quickly if you're a troll.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (X6akg)


They do. (D)Ullards use "freepers" as a generic term for Conservatives, in general.

They're not very bright.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 07:58 PM (N69xW)

60 Pet Shop Boys quotes are a low blow, V/U0X.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2YF05iX2w

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 09, 2012 07:59 PM (QTHTd)

61 I troll for polls all day now since Michelle had me locked out of the White House.

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 09, 2012 07:59 PM (5PkZK)

62 I sense a Hall and Oates video coming on deck.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 07:59 PM (mukPq)

63 ARE WE EVER GOING TO GET A DAMN SOCK PUPPET COUNT FOR THE PAST 10 DAYS!


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!


STOP SLACKING AND GIVE ME SATISFACTION!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at October 09, 2012 07:59 PM (ovpNn)

64 "So they're losing, and one of the reasons they are losing is that the
nation got too much severe conservatism. But now, since he
(metaphorically) punched President Barack Obama in the debates,
conservatives will be more likely to let Romney wield his Etch-a-Sketch
and move left."


WTF is this indecipherable nonsense?

=========

'Tater tots!

Posted by: Larry the Cable Guy at October 09, 2012 08:00 PM (lTVJy)

65 You fucking dick.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 08:00 PM (GRvW4)

66 They do. (D)Ullards use "freepers" as a generic term for Conservatives, in general.



They're not very bright.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 07:58 PM (N69xW)


Oh, ok. Have you showered since you got back from DU?

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 08:00 PM (X6akg)

67 Guess what I am hiding!

Posted by: Red Hot Chilli Pepper Sock Puppet at October 09, 2012 08:00 PM (ovpNn)

68 Oh this thread is about internal polling. I haven't been polled internally for days now.

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 09, 2012 08:01 PM (5PkZK)

69 You'd think one of the 'ettes would at least bitch about elbows ...... or mascilinity .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 09, 2012 08:01 PM (lo/S5)

70 As an Opinion Professional, I can tell you that London Boy #1 is in the lead.

Posted by: lurker_above at October 09, 2012 08:01 PM (erHaq)

71 From what I've seen, you don't troll Free Rep. "a lot". You're taken out pretty quickly if you're a troll.

He's confusing the term "troll' with "lurk". "I troll freepers" = "I lurk on various conservative sites"

Posted by: wooga at October 09, 2012 08:01 PM (vjyZP)

72 They do. (D)Ullards use "freepers" as a generic term for Conservatives, in general.

We are all the same. Reminds me of the Iowahawk "Heart of Redness", or whatever it was.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 08:01 PM (O6q63)

73 Does it have to be said?
Does it have to be said now?
Does it have to be said by me?

Three strikes, you're out.

You could have done so much better than that, but you didn't even try.

Posted by: AoS blog rules that should be at October 09, 2012 08:01 PM (wUFaM)

74 "Internal" "polling." Sounds like something Sandra Fluke needs at taxpayer expense.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 08:02 PM (mukPq)

75 Ken Gardner @kesgardner 41m
Mitt: "I don't believe CNN gets government funding but somehow you manage to stay on the air...." BOOM.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 08:02 PM (ck76k)

76 STOP SLACKING AND GIVE ME SATISFACTION!

I can't get no satisfaction.

Posted by: Zombie Keith Richards, not inflating my sock puppet count at all at October 09, 2012 08:02 PM (vjyZP)

77 As a general rule, y'all should realize that there isn't much difference between "pundit" and "pound it"...especially if you watch MSNBC.

Posted by: Jack M. at October 09, 2012 08:03 PM (ZXOR3)

78 Inside sources have confirmend that Reggie Love and Obama are going to dress up as the London Boys for this year's Halloween Bash.

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2012 08:03 PM (8SCP8)

79 My eyes! They bleed profusely!

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Reporting for Duty at Romney HQ at October 09, 2012 08:03 PM (4hfU2)

80 JJ Sefton is right, the Kos site really must be written by monkeys with keyboards. On crack.

Here's another front page post titled "The Blue Dogs face extinction, their GOP mentors weep." It begins with "Happy news" then shows a quote talking about the loss of blue dog democrat seats.

Halfway down the front page, there's another kos authored post "The fundamentals of the race are still in our favor."

I am not making these things up. Only halfway down the front page and I'm dying laughing at the level of delusions over there. Pure comedy gold.

Posted by: Mayday at October 09, 2012 08:03 PM (F3s39)

81 I've been to the Freep lately too. They were never a hotbed for Romney support, and even now are more ABO than pro-Mitt. From what I can gather, they don't trust the polls (and the MFM) either way.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 09, 2012 08:03 PM (yJYwC)

82 Catherine Herrige has been ....




Excellent cheekbones! I'm a sucker for great bone structure!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 08:03 PM (GRvW4)

83 I continue my penance from the previous thread (and yes, gentlemen, it's OK to look):

http://tinyurl.com/9luelpt

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 08:04 PM (4ramR)

84 JackM, you magnificent bastard...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 08:04 PM (lOmbq)

85 Why watch the Miss America pageant when you see better EVERY day on Fox News? Having said that, Laurie Dhue IS missed.

Posted by: redgrains at October 09, 2012 08:04 PM (ePnYH)

86 In the Socialist Utopia of the future, everyone will be "encouraged" to own an Authentic Commemorative Obama Internal Poll (or pay a small tax).


Roberts gives it three thumbs up (and a wink).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 08:05 PM (boomF)

87 Remember the days when Dems supposedly wanted people to "be centrists" and not be radical? And then they let their own blue dogs die off and wet after Scott Brown. Yeah, fun times.

Posted by: Blue hendog at October 09, 2012 08:05 PM (UW6NX)

88 Mitt's Body Man
‏@dgjackson

Over 12,000 people here in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio to welcome the Gov, @GovChristie and @robportman #RomneyRyan2012

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 08:06 PM (X6akg)

89 The flap over Big Bird has Bert and Ernie losing their cool. They recently appeared in less than professional makeup on set.

http://bit.ly/VMr3hG

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 08:06 PM (mukPq)

90 I stopped watching midget porn for this??? Now I have Crisco all over my keyboard... and upon seeing the album cover, another substance I'd rather not self-identify.

Posted by: Peetey S. Dee at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (O/lVw)

91 Laurie Dhue IS missed.



Posted by: redgrains

What happened to her? Did one of the morons become a one man fan club and collectibles group?

Posted by: CSI Elsmere at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (UW6NX)

92 "So they're losing, and one of the reasons they are losing is that the
nation got too much severe conservatism. But now, since he
(metaphorically) punched President Barack Obama in the debates,
conservatives will be more likely to let Romney wield his Etch-a-Sketch
and move left."


Bush was a super conservative tough guy, and scared people away from the Republicans. Romney does not need to be a super conservative anymore, since he has sated the Republicans appetite by being a tough guy in the debate.

Posted by: Kos Translator at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (vjyZP)

93 From Twitter: Politico is reporting that Obama "flubbed and stammered over more lines than usual" at his campaign stop at the University of Ohio today.

He's falling apart rapidly.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (yJYwC)

94 83 I continue my penance from the previous thread (and yes, gentlemen, it's OK to look):

http://tinyurl.com/9luelpt

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 08:04 PM (4ramR)

That's not where the hamster goes.

Posted by: Kal Penn at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (V/U0X)

95 @78 We sing duets while touring Chicago bath houses.

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (5PkZK)

96 @GarrettNBCNews





Crowd at Romney rally chanting: "Four More Weeks"

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (X6akg)

97 Um, whatever happened to Laurie Dhue?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 08:08 PM (lOmbq)

98 Just watched the Bad Lip Reading video on the debate.

'It's party time, chumps'

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 09, 2012 08:08 PM (iL9Kk)

99 Over 12,000 people in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio rally for Romney.

Cuyahoga County went 3 - 1 Obama last election.

It might not be time to panic just yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 08:09 PM (TMB3S)

100 96

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 08:09 PM (boomF)

101 Just a hunch.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC


Hmm, it seems, rather, that guy is trolling Democrat Underground, the DU.

He's our version of Gerg.

I mean, read his masthead, "A FUnnie look at the loony residents of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing Blogosphere in general"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2012 08:09 PM (e7w2X)

102 Posted by: Kos Translator at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (vjyZP)

Thanks. I'd come to the conclusion they use a substitution code, and they're actually posting Mein Kampf over there.

Posted by: Mayday at October 09, 2012 08:09 PM (F3s39)

103 82
Catherine Herrige has been ....Excellent cheekbones! I'm a sucker for great bone structure!


Normally I'd agree, but she's got just a few too many bulging neck tendons for my taste. She needs to eat a sandwich.

Posted by: pep at October 09, 2012 08:10 PM (6TB1Z)

104 ESPN is showing the KHL, and the commentary is horrible. If there was an Obama campaign event on TV at the moment, I'd watch that instead.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 08:11 PM (4ramR)

105
Did one of the morons become a one man fan club and collectibles group?

...and was there a restraining order involved? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 08:11 PM (lOmbq)

106 "Stammered" should be "stumbled" in that last post. Same difference, either the prompter went out again or it's lost it's talismanic power.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 09, 2012 08:12 PM (yJYwC)

107 Laurie Dhue IS missed.Posted by: redgrainsWhat happened to her? Did one of the morons become a one man fan club and collectibles group?
Posted by: CSI Elsmere at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (UW6NX)

She was hittin the booze too heavy... living the moron lifestyle... she is teh hawt

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 08:12 PM (nTgAI)

108 Did one of the morons become a one man fan club and collectibles group?

...and was there a restraining order involved? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 08:11 PM (lOmbq)


What?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is climbing out of the crawlspace at October 09, 2012 08:12 PM (GRvW4)

109 My early xmas wish: that Obama loses his famous "cool" aplomb at an event, preferably a debate, and just lets one little telltale line drop... Something like "I don't have to stand here and listen to this." Or "You think you can talk to me like that? Do you?"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 08:12 PM (mukPq)

110 Inside sources have confirmend that Reggie Love and Obama are going to dress up as the London Boys for this year's Halloween Bash.


I heard they are going as the Pet Shop Boys

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 08:12 PM (ck76k)

111 Normally I'd agree, but she's got just a few too many bulging neck tendons for my taste. She needs to eat a sandwich.


Posted by: pep at October 09, 2012 08:10 PM (6TB1Z)

About six years ago she donated part of her liver to save her son's life.
Don't know if that has anything to do with her weight or not.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 08:12 PM (X6akg)

112
She needs to eat a sandwich.

Surviving cancer will do that to you. IIRC, one of her kids is a survivor too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 08:13 PM (lOmbq)

113 About six years ago she donated part of her liver to save her son's life.
Don't know if that has anything to do with her weight or not.

Yep she came to the University Of Pittsburgh Medical Center

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 08:14 PM (ck76k)

114 @109 So you are saying you want to see Obama blow it?

Yes!

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 09, 2012 08:14 PM (5PkZK)

115 Check out the crowd.

http://tinyurl.com/927rdrx

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 08:15 PM (TMB3S)

116 Pic from the Romney rally in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio.....


http://tinyurl.com/9r543v6

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 08:15 PM (X6akg)

117
What?

That's always a possibility, especially where the Horde is concerned.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 08:16 PM (lOmbq)

118 @111 and 112

Okay, now I feel like a real jerk. Although I did think it was the other reporter, whose name escapes me, who had breast cancer. Regardless, that'll teach me to be a smart ass.



Nah, probably not.

Posted by: pep at October 09, 2012 08:18 PM (6TB1Z)

119 118

You think she reads this blog?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 08:19 PM (boomF)

120 118: Like AB, Catherine Herridge only reads the comments.

Posted by: Jack M. at October 09, 2012 08:21 PM (ZXOR3)

121 Okay, now I feel like a real jerk. Although I did think it was the other reporter, whose name escapes me, who had breast cancer. Regardless, that'll teach me to be a smart ass.



Nah, probably not.

Jennifer Griffin Had Breast Cancer, Kathryn Herridge son had a defective Liver

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 08:21 PM (ck76k)

122 120



(Poor AB.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 08:23 PM (boomF)

123 Okay, now I feel like a real jerk. Although I did think it was the other reporter, whose name escapes me, who had breast cancer. Regardless, that'll teach me to be a smart ass. Nah, probably not. Jennifer Griffin Had Breast Cancer, Kathryn Herridge son had a defective

No, Katherine Herridge had a baby that had a defective liver and she gave it half of hers IIRC

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 08:24 PM (nTgAI)

124 OK... fail on my part I read your post wrong. you got it

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 08:25 PM (nTgAI)

125 No, Katherine Herridge had a baby that had a defective liver and she gave it half of hers IIRC

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 08:24 PM (nTgAI)

--Damn, I hope I don't have a baby who needs half my liver. He'd be SOL.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 08:28 PM (V/U0X)

126 Stop being bullies. I am calling my mom.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 08:29 PM (wR+pz)

127 126

This was mostly a Greg-free thread. Good job.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 08:30 PM (boomF)

128 I am calling my mom.
She's used up her one phone call.

Posted by: Al at October 09, 2012 08:31 PM (aOAEM)

129 "115 Check out the crowd.

http://tinyurl.com/927rdrx"

Is that a big crowd for Romney? Looks like maybe 10,000, which isn't bad, but nothing exciting.

Obama drawing 30,000 in Madison looks just a little more impressive.

It's interesting that the CNN Ohio poll (and NH poll) pretty much put an end to the celebrating here and on other conservative blogs. And what happens if Ras has Obama ahead tomorrow?

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 08:49 PM (wKkyv)

130 Internal *poling*, I think you meant to say.

Posted by: km at October 09, 2012 08:56 PM (0A4Wb)

131 Greg you are a nimrod. Obama has to visit a college campus to get a crowd. Classes are cancelled and students are "strongly" encouraged to attend. 12,000 on a rainy day in Ohio is a big damn deal for Romney. By the way, that CNN poll you are braying about has 20% of "conservatives" voting for Obama and has a 22% advantage with women over Romney. I don't think so. I just hope to God that you show up here on election night.

Posted by: MT at October 09, 2012 09:02 PM (A6Bqs)

132 "By the way, that CNN poll you are braying about has 20% of "conservatives" voting for Obama and has a 22% advantage with women over Romney. I don't think so"

Neither do I, to be honest. But it was fascinating to see the collective conservative blog groan when that poll hit.

I won't be convinced that romney has a real chance until major pollsters (ras, nbc/marist, mason dixon, etc) show Romney leading in enough battleground states to win the necessary electoral votes.

We're do for an ABC/Wash Post and CBS/NYT poll soon. Let's see what they say.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 09:15 PM (wKkyv)

133 We're do

Posted by: lurker_above at October 09, 2012 09:27 PM (erHaq)

134 We're do for an ABC/Wash Post and CBS/NYT poll soon. Let's see what they say.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 09:15 PM (wKkyv)



Why don't you hold your breath till they come out. Wanker.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2012 09:28 PM (eww6X)

135 Why don't you hold your breath till they come out. Wanker.

I'm pretty sure he's tried doing both at the same time. With luck he'll succeed at it

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 09, 2012 09:29 PM (QTHTd)






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