Reuters/Ipsos Tracker: TIED

Obama can't get a break anywhere, not even Reuters, which has been more stubborn in showing movement.

Romney now leads on the economic question, and, as a 7-day tracker, could see even more improvement.

In New Hampshire? Obama's commanding 15 point lead has collapsed there to, to just 6 points.

That should be it for polls today, the ewok has been drugged, so...

Posted by: CAC at 05:40 PM



Comments

1 The CAC is back, and its wack!

Posted by: DeusExMachina at October 09, 2012 05:41 PM (6RTwM)

2 Last! (So far)

Posted by: Grover's at October 09, 2012 05:42 PM (Kh0Kx)

3 Pushing Ace down like a fat kid on the playground.

Nobody puts CAC in a corner.

Posted by: toby928© at October 09, 2012 05:42 PM (QupBk)

4 Blog Wars: The CAC Strikes Back

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 05:43 PM (QKKT0)

5 Did anyone else see the AP published picture of Romney bending over and the little girl's look of amazement?

How pathetic.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 09, 2012 05:43 PM (UK9cE)

6 As Colorado goes, so goes the nation...

Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 09, 2012 05:43 PM (Dll6b)

7 Zing!

And the greatest shitstorm of our time continues....

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 05:44 PM (a4CUi)

8 The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.

Posted by: Dean Vernon CAC at October 09, 2012 05:44 PM (QKKT0)

9
Who's yo' daddy, bitchez?

Posted by: Mitt "CAC" Romney at October 09, 2012 05:45 PM (ggRof)

10 Don't underestimate the guy who plays with plaid maps.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:45 PM (4ramR)

11 Ace talking to the principal right now about the bullying from CAC.

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2012 05:45 PM (JI+T4)

12
thundahdome bitchez

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 09, 2012 05:45 PM (wYUsI)

13 Hey Comrades, why didn't you guys give us the memo we were all changing over to reasonable models? Now we just look stupid.

Posted by: CNN to mfm at October 09, 2012 05:46 PM (PHb2k)

14 I've come here to chew bubble gum and stomp posts, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Posted by: Rowdy Roddy CAC at October 09, 2012 05:46 PM (QKKT0)

15 Obama has a six point lead in Nude Hampster? Are you dickin' me?

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 05:46 PM (O6q63)

16 Posted by Ace at 05:20 PM Comments

Posted by CAC at 05:40 PM Comments


Ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 09, 2012 05:46 PM (SY2Kh)

17 Obama is taking Ohio. If Intrade would accept Cheetos and Fanta as payment, I'd bet on it.

Posted by: I Can't Believe It's A Gergle at October 09, 2012 05:47 PM (V/U0X)

18
Did anyone else see the AP published picture of Romney bending over and the little girl's look of amazement?

When Obama was here, he told us that all candidates had to have giant black dildos sticking out of their asses. I was surprised when Mitt didn't have one.

Posted by: Little AP Girl at October 09, 2012 05:48 PM (ggRof)

19
And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just once chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never TAKE OUR....BLOGS!!

Posted by: William 'CAC' Wallace at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (F6KtL)

20 Beatdown.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (/1U3u)

21 I used to be a concern troll. Now I'm just a troll.

Posted by: Gregmcmuffin at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (V/U0X)

22 New ace post up.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)

23 One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (wYUsI)

24 New ace post up.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)


I call shenanigans.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 05:50 PM (GRvW4)

25 Romney down 6 in NH and it's good news.

Only in the world of the Romney campaign.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (wKkyv)

26 eastvalleyphx, have you tried to make Nanaimo Bars yet?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (4ramR)

27 5 Did anyone else see the AP published picture of Romney bending over and the little girl's look of amazement?
How pathetic.



Nope....sorry, I haven't seen it.
What was 'pathetic' about it?

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (l5RhJ)

28 All is well. ALL IS WELLLLL!!!

Posted by: Gergus Minimus at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (QKKT0)

29 Times are tough. My mom still collects Axelrod's checks and I have to be paid in snack foods and cock gobbling.

Posted by: Gregorio Fellatio at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (V/U0X)

30 Ace is releasing his inner chakra by now.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (UK9cE)

31 I just watched on of those "fair and balanced" debates on FoxB. Th Demonrat lied his ass off and nobody called him on it.


I hate those fake debates.

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (YdQQY)

32 New ace post up.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)

You got me. Shame on me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (oSFWF)

33 Poor Gerg. I actually, almost, kinda, sorta, in just the smallest way, feel bad for ya.


Tell Axel's Rod to take it easy on the anus tonight. You deserve it.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (GRvW4)

34
Romney down 6 in NH and it's good news.

Only in the world of the Romney campaign.


YEAH! IGNORE EVERY OTHER POLL AND INFORMATION! LOOK AT THE CNN POLL! OBAMA'S WINNING!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Greg-Resident in Troll who has a small dick at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (F6KtL)

35 CAC, be sure to make a thread for Romney's CNN interview.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 05:53 PM (a0nis)

36 25 Romney down 6 in NH and it's good news.

Only in the world of the Romney campaign.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (wKkyv)

--If the playoffs started today, the Arizona Cardinals would be in, too.

Do? You? Understand?

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 05:53 PM (V/U0X)

37 What is best in life?

"To crush the ewok, see it driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of it's squeakhole."

Posted by: 'CAC" Conan at October 09, 2012 05:54 PM (ccXZP)

38 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (4ramR)

I haven't but the link you sent is bookmarked. Maybe I'll give it a whirl this very weekend, if I can get my left hand off of the Stacey Dash pics and my right hand off my cock-n-balls.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 05:54 PM (GRvW4)

39 get 'em greggy

Posted by: Axelpod at October 09, 2012 05:54 PM (60GaT)

40 Yes I am a douche.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:54 PM (GvYeG)

41 Did anyone else see the AP published picture of Romney bending over and the little girl's look of amazement?
How pathetic.
----------------------------------------------------
Yes. It looked like that little girl was giving Mittens a prostate exam. Awful.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (jucos)

42 Romney down 6 in NH and it's good news.

Only in this poll. When New Hampshire puts 4 votes in the Romney column, maybe they will calibrate their methodology. Maybe.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (O6q63)

43 Think Michelle is going to be the next Senator from Hawaii (or whichever state has a vacancy)?

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (FcR7P)

44 Click the link Wheatie.

If I was the parent of that child I'd be livid.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (pLTLS)

45 I suck cock by choice.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (GvYeG)

46 My mom still wipes my ass.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (GvYeG)

47 http://pjmedia.com/michaelledeen/2012/10/09/it-looks-like-carter-all-over-again/

Back then (carter), the symbol of a failed president was a big rabbit. Now, it’s a big bird.

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (84pE9)

48 Odds are Michelle Obama will never wear yellow again.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (BVkEs)

49 43 Think Michelle is going to be the next Senator from Hawaii (or whichever state has a vacancy)?

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (FcR7P)

--I would love to see the Demotards hoisted on their own racialist petard by having Moochelle run against a native Hawaiian or Asian in the primaries (and the general).

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (V/U0X)

50 Leftists are so vile they're mot than willing to use innocent children. Sick, sick shit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (pLTLS)

51 Think Michelle is going to be the next Senator from Hawaii (or whichever state has a vacancy)?
Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (FcR7P)


G-D forbid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2012 05:57 PM (oSFWF)

52 38 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (4ramR)

I haven't but the link you sent is bookmarked. Maybe I'll give it a whirl this very weekend, if I can get my left hand off of the Stacey Dash pics and my right hand off my cock-n-balls.
______________________

Since I'm a lady, I'll say this in a very ladylike fashion: Once you try them you'll regret not having your priorities straight ;-)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:57 PM (4ramR)

53 Yes. It looked like that little girl was giving Mittens a prostate exam. Awful.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (jucos)


Hmm. Mitt should just be thankful he wasn't eating a corndog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 05:58 PM (QKKT0)

54 {to Stacy Dash}
Bitch, this is my corner.

Posted by: Giada de Laurentiis at October 09, 2012 05:58 PM (6TB1Z)

55 Oh god, CNN is gloating about increasing atheism in the US.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 05:59 PM (a0nis)

56 51 Think Michelle is going to be the next Senator from Hawaii (or whichever state has a vacancy)?
______________________

Nope. Although HI will have a vacancy whenever Inouye calls it quits, being a senator requires, you know, work.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:59 PM (4ramR)

57 Get to Romney already.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 05:59 PM (a0nis)

58 Ace is releasing his inner chakra by now.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (UK9cE)


Or passed out doing blow off a gutter in a hookers ass.

Yes, I meant to type that.

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (svCWn)

59 Since I'm a lady, I'll say this in a very ladylike
fashion: Once you try them you'll regret not having your priorities
straight ;-)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:57 PM (4ramR)


Point taken, ma'am. Let me take this opportunity to apologize for all past and future crudity. No offense ever meant, of course ... unless I actually mean to offend.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (GRvW4)

60 {to Giada}
I was here before you. GTFO

Posted by: Rachel Ray at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (84pE9)

61 It's the economy, motherfuckers.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (boomF)

62 being a senator requires, you know, work.

Oh?

Posted by: John F'in Kerry at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (O6q63)

63 WTF?

Save the rage for, you know, actual rage-worthy shit.

That pic is fucking funny. Looks like he just busted a gasser.

Geez.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (a4CUi)

64 The only polls I like have nekid women swinging on them.
By the way, has a strip club ever experienced inflation? I mean like 50 years ago did they put quarters in the front of a dancers g-string?

Posted by: polynikes at October 09, 2012 06:01 PM (m2CN7)

65 {to Stacy Dash}
Bitch, this is my corner.

Posted by: Giada de Laurentiis at October 09, 2012 05:58 PM (6TB1Z)


Naked pudding fight! GO!

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:01 PM (svCWn)

66 IOWAHAWK: “Right now Paul Ryan is playing around with budget simulations. Right now Joe Biden is playing around with Thomas the Tank Engine.”

Posted by: Huggy Bear at October 09, 2012 06:01 PM (e8kgV)

67 Yesterday's polls don't matter.

Neither do tomorrow's.

Or today's, unless it's one I like.

Posted by: Gerg the existential troll at October 09, 2012 06:01 PM (aHR5E)

68 Save the rage for, you know, actual rage-worthy shit.



That pic is fucking funny. Looks like he just busted a gasser.


Yeah. The MSM is a laugh riot.

Posted by: Bibi "Sieg Heil" Netanyahu at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (QKKT0)

69 I live in NH. No way TFG wins NH. No way.

Posted by: JBS at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (lZE/o)

70 62 being a senator requires, you know, work.

Oh?

Posted by: John F'in Kerry at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (O6q63)
_______________________

Alas, you can't phone it in every day. Sometimes you do have to show up, although you do have designated Senators-only elevators if you want to avoid the riff-raff.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (4ramR)

71 I mean like 50 years ago did they put quarters in the front of a dancers g-string?
---
Nope. Stood those quarter on edge, and the ladies would pick them up. Without using their hands.

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (84pE9)

72 My polls........

my......polls.........

*sniff*

Mom, can I have more Cheetos..?

Posted by: Lord gErG gErG at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (N69xW)

73 By the way, has a strip club ever experienced inflation? I mean like 50
years ago did they put quarters in the front of a dancers g-string?


Not in the g-string.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (QKKT0)

74 Just a reminder, the House Oversight hearing start tomorrow on the clusterfuck in Benghazi.

Feces is about to become actual.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (TMB3S)

75 I do not know the fascination for Giada. Her face creeps me the 'f' out.

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (84pE9)

76 {to Giada}
I was here before you. GTFO
Posted by: Rachel Ray at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (84pE9)
-----------------------------------------------------------
I will dismiss both ah Ya'll with a derisive laugh. Now where is my macaroni and cheese?!?

Posted by: Paula Deen at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (jucos)

77 @59 Since I post here I have a high tolerance level :-)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:04 PM (4ramR)

78 #74. Death by a thousand paper cuts.

Posted by: traumakitty at October 09, 2012 06:04 PM (c/Glr)

79 74

I wonder how much coverage it will get.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:04 PM (boomF)

80 Yeah. The MSM is a laugh riot.

Posted by: Bibi "Sieg Heil" Netanyahu at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (QKKT0)



So you've got a cob up your ass. So noted.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:05 PM (a4CUi)

81 Romney on CNN saying he has Israel's back.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 06:05 PM (a0nis)

82 I do not know the fascination for Giada. Her face creeps me the 'f' out.


Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (84pE9)


She has a face????

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 06:06 PM (GRvW4)

83 OT:

My new blog Post:

Transvestites Against Crossdressing?

"The Unviersity of Shimane, Hamada, in Japan, where Political Correctness is blissfully rare, has had to cancel its annual “Crossdressing Contest” due to the complaints of… Transvestites."

http://politicalhat.com/?p=139

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 09, 2012 06:06 PM (sZTYJ)

84 O/T, but is the chicken missing?

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2012 06:06 PM (5H6zj)

85 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2012 06:07 PM (6o4Fb)

86 I see I missed about 27 crazed, frenetic, frenzied, crack-induced polling posts today.

I take it they are good news. Were any of them plaid?

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:07 PM (P6QsQ)

87 It will get a lot of coverage. Thursday night is the VP debate and its hosted by Martha Raddatz, ABC's chief foreign correspondent. She's been doing lots of reporting on Libya.

I'm betting Slow Joe will get asked about the "discrepancies" between the WH spin and the facts on the ground.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 06:07 PM (TMB3S)

88 85

And the electorate is finally catching on.



(Or more willing to speak its mind.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:08 PM (boomF)

89 I do not know the fascination for Giada. Her face creeps me the 'f' out.

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (84pE9)


That's debatable (I think she's on the hot side) but she's got a hell of an opportunity for some sweet motorboating!

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:09 PM (svCWn)

90 Oh man, I almost feel sorry for Biden if he has to defend JEF and Shrillary's mess . . . vs Paul Ryan!

that is unfair

If I were him, I'd just jump ship, right there on national TV. wouldn't that be sweet?!?! "You know what, I'm embarrassed by what this administration did. I have no excuses for it. They make me sick. I'm outtie - good luck Paul."

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 09, 2012 06:09 PM (J6kXj)

91 being a senator requires, you know, work.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:59 PM (4ramR)


lulz

Posted by: Baraka at October 09, 2012 06:09 PM (V/U0X)

92 Romney explaining his tax plan pretty well on CNN.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (a0nis)

93 87

Yeah, but stuff that happens in Congress usually doesn't get covered.


Nor does stuff which is bad for Obama and Leftists.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (boomF)

94
Giada has a malady known as noassatall. It's as flat as Joe Biden's forehead.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (lDWQr)

95 IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:05 PM (a4CUi

The photo was followed by an unflattering article about Romney. The press has writtenprotocol on the publication of photos and this would violate those protocols. By let the dems have another laugh without being called on it. No big deal.

Posted by: polynikes at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (m2CN7)

96 81 Romney on CNN saying he has Israel's back.

So does that mean Barry has their Dick ?

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (ck76k)

97 84
O/T, but is the chicken missing?

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2012 06:06 PM (5H6zj)


I asked that yesterday but no one answered.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 06:11 PM (X6akg)

98 Sheesh, either NBC's "take the ad off the air" was meaningless or the Obama campaign doesn't care but the ad with Andrea Mitchell is still on the air; just saw it while flipping between Judge Judy and the ballgame.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:12 PM (4ramR)

99 96
81 Romney on CNN saying he has Israel's back.



So does that mean Barry has their Dick ?

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (ck76k)

Glad you are watching. I can't do it.. No cnn, or msnbc

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 09, 2012 06:13 PM (9+ccr)

100 Why did Greg cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.

Posted by: Gran at October 09, 2012 06:13 PM (CPX+P)

101 Larry Kudlow @larry_kudlow 4h
All @BarackObama has done since getting slammed in debate is defend #BigBird and call @MittRomney a liar over taxes. Pathetic. #tcot

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:13 PM (ck76k)

102 95

Protocols? Ethics? Morals? JurnoLists have never heard of them.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:14 PM (boomF)

103 101 Larry Kudlow @larry_kudlow 4h
All @BarackObama has done since getting slammed in debate is defend #BigBird and call @MittRomney a liar over taxes. Pathetic. #tcot

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:13 PM (ck76k)


--What is tcot?

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:14 PM (V/U0X)

104
Ace does needsome well-deservedsleep. At one point he referred to Obama as "adequate". Sheesh!

Posted by: Optimizer at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (As94z)

105 What is tcot? Twitter hashtag & No Idea

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (ck76k)

106 logprof, #tcot = top conservatives on twitter

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (4ramR)

107 Well I just saw the big bird ad. Please God and all that is holy make them run that ad in every battleground state. Make the campaign all about saving big bird. Please?

Posted by: Adam at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (V6aL5)

108 What is tcot?

--------------

I think it means top conservatives on twitter, or something similar. If you use that hashtag, it links to other conservative posts.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (P6QsQ)

109 --What is tcot?

Top Conservatives On Twatface

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (QKKT0)

110 What is tcot? Posted by: logprof

Top conservatives on twitter

Not sure who they are or how they were picked but there you are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (e7w2X)

111 I asked that yesterday but no one answered.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 06:11 PM
----
I guess with all the good polling, it was bound to happen...

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2012 06:16 PM (5H6zj)

112 #tcot = Top Conservatives on Twitter

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2012 06:16 PM (EjV86)

113
Let's get the facts correct. I never screwed Kermit.

Posted by: Miss Piggy at October 09, 2012 06:16 PM (lDWQr)

114 PA and MI are as winnable as NH according to the RCP average? Wow. Go, Mitt!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 09, 2012 06:16 PM (i0vBR)

115 Posted by: polynikes at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (m2CN7)




If you choose to die on that hill, knock yourself out. There is plenty of real outrage to had on 24 hour cycle, but go ape-shit over an "unflattering" article with a ridiculous pic that anyone with a sense of humor would find smirkworthy, rather than rage-worthy.

Sorry. Wasted ire. I'll keep my powder dry for actual threats and save that petty garbage for others. Have fun!

Oh. That's right. You guys don't know what that is.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (a4CUi)

116 I would not mind being #tcosd

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (84pE9)

117 Have fun!



Oh. That's right. You guys don't know what that is.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (a4CUi)

--------------

Says who?

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (P6QsQ)

118 44 Click the link Wheatie. If I was the parent of that child I'd be livid.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (pLTLS)

----------

Thanks, lacey.
Yep...if I were that little girl's mom, I would be pissed and raising hell.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 06:18 PM (l5RhJ)

119 I love the smell of an ewok free blog. Smells like....


http://tinyurl.com/2y72ur

VICTORY

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 09, 2012 06:18 PM (wR+pz)

120 Interview over. Pretty solid.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 06:18 PM (a0nis)

121 Hey guys. My finger smells like bacon.

Posted by: Kermit Frog at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (84pE9)

122 Yup, a U.S. Embassy and its personnel were blotted off the map, but yes let's have a conversation about felt puppets on TV.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (V/U0X)

123

Wayne Root, a top oddsmaker, has Romney winning the election in a LandSlide. http://tinyurl.com/8dq4a9f

We now have a race, and Romney is in the lead.

Posted by: DoverPro at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (wN82N)

124 Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (P6QsQ)


Wasn't talking atcha, mama w.

Just the sticks-in-the-mud on this thread.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (a4CUi)

125
Big Bird is the only one who licked me, and he's the only one with a wart on his ass.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (lDWQr)

126 124

Well, that sounds like fun...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:20 PM (boomF)

127 120
Interview over. Pretty solid.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 06:18 PM (a0nis)

Yeah it was. Now let's see Obama go on Hannity.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 09, 2012 06:20 PM (BVkEs)

128 Tut tut, looks like rain.

Posted by: Greg's Mouth at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (3ziXJ)

129 "If I were him, I'd just jump ship, right there on national TV."

Biden is a fucking joke, and he's lucky Obama was so afraid Hillary would murder him in his sleep that he even got the job. This fucktard thinks he has a shot at 2016 and this is his chance to shine. I'm stockpiling popcorn, pudding, chocolate cake and barrels of whiskey for this soul-crushing defeat.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (i0vBR)

130 >>>I never screwed Kermit.

Those smoke hams tell a different story, bitch.

Posted by: Katie Perry's tits at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (vm7ot)

131 Yeah, 124. You sound like a barrel of laughs too.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (a4CUi)

132 Yeah it was. Now let's see Obama go on Hannity.


Posted by: Craig Poe at October 09, 2012 06:20 PM (BVkEs)

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (9+ccr)

133 This is no longer funny i.e. the CAC thingy. It's racist as hell!

Posted by: The Real Toure - All rights reserved at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (4eNxd)

134 *126

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:22 PM (a4CUi)

135 Yeah it was. Now let's see Obama go on Hannity.
---
Well, he graduated from the View to Nickelodeon. He'll make it to Hannity one day.

Posted by: Kermit Frog at October 09, 2012 06:22 PM (84pE9)

136 131

I do what I can. It's pretty ugly out there.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:22 PM (boomF)

137 54
{to Stacy Dash}
Bitch, this is my corner.


Mmmmmmmmm. Jello wrasslin' match!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:22 PM (d0Dmj)

138
So an outfit that had Obama up 15(!) last time has him only up 6, with half of the poll taken before the debate?

Yeah, sure, this is zooperdooper news for Obama isn't it....

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 09, 2012 06:23 PM (EwxYH)

139 Practical Sesame Street question:

Where did Big Bird take his shits?

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:23 PM (V/U0X)

140 Yup, a U.S. Embassy and its personnel were blotted off the map, but yes let's have a conversation about felt puppets on TV.

It's obvious you're unconcerned about Lady Parts issues.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 06:24 PM (QKKT0)

141 Brett Baer:

"Up next...the Small Ball Politics of Big Bird"

Hmm...now where have I seen that term 'Small Ball' used today?

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 06:24 PM (l5RhJ)

142 the polls should be good news (they are...) but i'm still so nervous. we have a Senator to elect in Virginia too! george Allen

Posted by: kelley in virginia at October 09, 2012 06:25 PM (HNwOT)

143 Tut tut, looks like rain.

---------



okay that made me chuckle


Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:25 PM (P6QsQ)

144 139
Practical Sesame Street question:
Where did Big Bird take his shits?


Since he was the biggest, any where he wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:26 PM (d0Dmj)

145 CAC's treating this blog like Obama at a debate.

Posted by: Post-Debate Memes, Inc. at October 09, 2012 06:26 PM (eHIJJ)

146 >> It's pretty ugly out there.



Precisely why aimed shots are important. Wasting ammunition: poorly chosen. Make them count and don't get distracted.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:27 PM (a4CUi)

147 >>>Where did Big Bird take his shits?

At the Electric Company.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at October 09, 2012 06:27 PM (vm7ot)

148 Where did Big Bird take his shits?

Everybody Poops

Posted by: zombie Joe Raposo at October 09, 2012 06:27 PM (O6q63)

149 Big Bird is a puppet of a rich corporation, and with billions in revenue, is easily part of the one percent.

I say he fries.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:27 PM (P6QsQ)

150 145

Or perhaps like "Sweetie" treated Obama after the debate.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:28 PM (boomF)

151 Since he was the biggest, any where he wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:26 PM (d0Dmj)


And the dirty secret is he makes the black man clean it up.

Posted by: Gordon at October 09, 2012 06:28 PM (V/U0X)

152
Big Bird is a liberal puppet. He's also an asshole.

Posted by: Uncle Walter at October 09, 2012 06:28 PM (lDWQr)

153 146

Freedom is also sort of important.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:28 PM (boomF)

154 This will knock off the CNN O+3 poll from RealClear and give Romney a bigger RCP Avg lead.

Posted by: nhwingnut at October 09, 2012 06:29 PM (DhgCF)

155 */ OT:

If we're going to fund shit like PBS then any show on that network that turns a profit should have it's budget in the next FY reduced by that amount. If the show pays for itself and continues to remain on PBS and turn a profit those profits should be used to fund less profitable (i.e. money holes) on the network. If the network actually pays for itself it any profits should be placed in a fund to pay for the network in years that it does not turn a profit. At that point it should never be allowed to receive taxpayer dollars again.

Of course, they would never reach that point because Democrats only hire statisticians, economists, and actuaries who practice the science of climate (i.e. bullshit).
*/

Posted by: Pudding Up 12 Basis Points Today On News That at October 09, 2012 06:29 PM (3ziXJ)

156 Cookie Monster!

Posted by: Ike Brovlofski at October 09, 2012 06:29 PM (V/U0X)

157 Right now Paul Ryan is filling his head with facts and figures. Right now Joe Biden is filling his depends.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 09, 2012 06:29 PM (L7hol)

158 We're in the money (Mr. Hat) we're in the money (Mr. Hat)

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (60GaT)

159 This makes 11 poll threads today.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (6vioi)

160 Go on all you want: It's string cheese day!

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (V/U0X)

161 This makes 11 poll threads today.
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (6vioi)


And everyone always said you suck at Math?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (oSFWF)

162 Any corporation raking in millions on Tickle Me Elmo dolls doesn't need my tax money.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (P6QsQ)

163 139 Practical Sesame Street question:

Where did Big Bird take his shits?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Related Sesame Street question:

Why is Oscar a Grouch?

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (3ziXJ)

164 155

Profits are evil.


Unless you're Romney, in which case the question can sometimes be "Why so few profits, retard?" (apparently).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (boomF)

165 Big Bird is a puppet of a rich corporation, and with billions in revenue, is easily part of the one percent.I say he fries.

No, that will just make him chewy. Stuffed and oven-roasted.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (O6q63)

166 Precisely why aimed shots are important. Wasting ammunition: poorly chosen. Make them count and don't get distracted.

Hey, how 'bout not presuming to tell everyone else what they should be posting about?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (QKKT0)

167 161
This makes 11 poll threads today.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (6vioi)





And everyone always said you suck at Math?


Burn the math witch!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (d0Dmj)

168 Why is Oscar a Grouch?

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (3ziXJ)

--Because he lives in a trash can.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (V/U0X)

169 In the sidebar....."Bad Lip Reading: The Debate"

That video is hilarious.
I thought those 'bad lip reading' vids were done by liberals...because they usually make conservative people look bad.

But that one makes Mitt look great...and makes Barky look like a doofus.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (l5RhJ)

170 162 Any corporation raking in millions on Tickle Me Elmo dolls doesn't need my tax money.
Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (P6QsQ)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's what I'm saying! Their profits should be used to support the network as long as we're going to fund it.

Posted by: Pudding Shares at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (3ziXJ)

171 Blitzed: "How do you ensure those weapons (to Syrian rebels) won't get into the hands of terrorists and al qaeda?"


Romney: "By ensuring the current Department of Justice has nothing to do with that operation, Wolf."

Damn. Missed a hanging curve-ball.

Stupid 30 minute feed delay....

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (a4CUi)

172 Buttchugging douchenozzles, like gerg, hardest hit.

Posted by: VW Zao at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (vWZa0)

173 --Because he lives in a trash can.
Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (V/U0X)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That Big Bird takes his shits in.

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:33 PM (3ziXJ)

174 Could someone provide a link to the Romney-kid picture? Merci.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:33 PM (4ramR)

175 173

If the poop does not fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (boomF)

176 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks about the Ryan-Biden debate yet, gentlemen. Biden does have a secret weapon: rambling, incoherent stupidity.

I'm serious: have you ever had an argument with a drunk person? You can make all the logical points you want, but the drunk ignores them and keeps blathering on. That's what Biden will do: he'll fire off a fractal cluster-bomb of lies, errors, twisted facts, and outright bullshit that Ryan's going to find it impossible to address it all.

I'm not joking about this. I hope the R&R campaign team is preparing Ryan to stay on message and not get distracted by the crazy old drunk man going apeshit.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (ctdR6)

177 121
Hey guys. My finger smells like bacon.


Posted by: Kermit Frog at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (84pE9
Oh, no this not halal.

Posted by: Mohamed the goat fucker at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (wR+pz)

178 It`s been 45 years.

Would someone please tell those fucking kids how to get to Sesame Street already?

Posted by: logprof (Duplicate of FB post) at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (V/U0X)

179 177
121

Hey guys. My finger smells like bacon.


Posted by: Kermit Frog at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (84pE9
Oh, no this not halal.


Not even kosher.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:35 PM (d0Dmj)

180 Unless you're Romney, in which case the question can sometimes be "Why so few profits, retard?" (apparently).
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (boomF)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Precisely. Romney pulled out his popcorn shrimp and Obama showed him the king lobster.

Posted by: SullyV& at October 09, 2012 06:35 PM (3ziXJ)

181 Could someone provide a link to the Romney-kid picture? Merci.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:33 PM (4ramR)

Fox News has it up at their site.

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2012 06:35 PM (YdQQY)

182 175 I lold

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:36 PM (3ziXJ)

183 180

It was a reference to an article in the objective WaPo.

(And I have no idea what you're saying.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:36 PM (boomF)

184 Best. Sesame Street. Moment. Ever.

http://tinyurl.com/9h34mjb

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 06:36 PM (TMB3S)

185 182

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:37 PM (boomF)

186 Oh my.

Thanks, Vic. Continued good wishes for you and Mrs. Vic (I'm fond of Vics because my dad is a Vic).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:37 PM (4ramR)

187 Just FYI, I'm an old-school Stalinist from the '50s

Posted by: Big Bird at October 09, 2012 06:37 PM (60GaT)

188 168
Why is Oscar a Grouch?



Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (3ziXJ)



--Because he lives in a trash can.


Hey, MFer, that's not it. He never gets any hugs.

Posted by: SEIU Trash Workers at October 09, 2012 06:38 PM (wR+pz)

189 176 I'm not joking about this. I hope the R&R campaign team is preparing Ryan to stay on message and not get distracted by the crazy old drunk man going apeshit.
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (ctdR6)
````````````````````
Yeah my dad is afraid Ryan might end up looking like a snippy bitch. It's about the only way it can go wrong. I have to imagine that they've coached the Hell out of him on this though. I hope he's training with the guy who trained Romney.

Posted by: Amirite at October 09, 2012 06:38 PM (3ziXJ)

190 Wow, I didn't know that Big Bird was getting this much:

Over $1,000,000 in Stimulus Funds.
Over $450,000,000 this year in public funds.

This was just reported by Shanon Bream on Fox.

The Barky Campaign says that it will "consider" taking down the Big Bird Ads....but that it things it is an important issue that voters are interested in.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 06:38 PM (l5RhJ)

191 young female called conducting poll. her last question: would you be willing for NBC to call you to further discuss your views? hahaha. I said "yes, but they won't"

Posted by: kelley in virginia at October 09, 2012 06:39 PM (HNwOT)

192 46
My mom still wipes my ass.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (GvYeG)

Son, taking the stuck butt plug out of your ass is not exactly wiping.

Posted by: Greg's mom at October 09, 2012 06:39 PM (wR+pz)

193 I've seen Joe Biden on a couple of occasions making coherent sense. One was a speech, I believe it was last Memorial Day, where he gave a truly good and patriotic speech. There have been other occasions to through the years where he's pulled it together and been sensible. It's possible he could do it again. I am not under-estimating him, and I hope the Romney campaign isn't either. This may not be the cake walk some are expecting.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:39 PM (P6QsQ)

194 188 168
Why is Oscar a Grouch?

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (3ziXJ)

--Because he lives in a trash can.

Hey, MFer, that's not it. He never gets any hugs.



Reuters/Ipsos Tracker: TIED

Obama can't get a break anywhere, not even Reuters, which has been more stubborn in showing movement.

Romney now leads on the economic question, and, as a 7-day tracker, could see even more improvement.

In New Hampshire? Obama's commanding 15 point lead has collapsed there to, to just 6 points.

That should be it for polls today, the ewok has been drugged, so...

Posted by: CAC at 05:40 PM



Comments

1 The CAC is back, and its wack!

Posted by: DeusExMachina at October 09, 2012 05:41 PM (6RTwM)
2 Last! (So far)

Posted by: Grover's at October 09, 2012 05:42 PM (Kh0Kx)
3 Pushing Ace down like a fat kid on the playground.

Nobody puts CAC in a corner.

Posted by: toby928© at October 09, 2012 05:42 PM (QupBk)
4 Blog Wars: The CAC Strikes Back

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 05:43 PM (QKKT0)
5 Did anyone else see the AP published picture of Romney bending over and the little girl's look of amazement?

How pathetic.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 09, 2012 05:43 PM (UK9cE)
6 As Colorado goes, so goes the nation...

Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 09, 2012 05:43 PM (Dll6b)
7 Zing!

And the greatest shitstorm of our time continues....

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 05:44 PM (a4CUi)
8 The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.

Posted by: Dean Vernon CAC at October 09, 2012 05:44 PM (QKKT0)
9
Who's yo' daddy, bitchez?

Posted by: Mitt "CAC" Romney at October 09, 2012 05:45 PM (ggRof)
10 Don't underestimate the guy who plays with plaid maps.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:45 PM (4ramR)
11 Ace talking to the principal right now about the bullying from CAC.

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2012 05:45 PM (JI+T4)
12
thundahdome bitchez

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 09, 2012 05:45 PM (wYUsI)
13 Hey Comrades, why didn't you guys give us the memo we were all changing over to reasonable models? Now we just look stupid.

Posted by: CNN to mfm at October 09, 2012 05:46 PM (PHb2k)
14 I've come here to chew bubble gum and stomp posts, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Posted by: Rowdy Roddy CAC at October 09, 2012 05:46 PM (QKKT0)
15 Obama has a six point lead in Nude Hampster? Are you dickin' me?

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 05:46 PM (O6q63)
16 Posted by Ace at 05:20 PM Comments

Posted by CAC at 05:40 PM Comments

Ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 09, 2012 05:46 PM (SY2Kh)
17 Obama is taking Ohio. If Intrade would accept Cheetos and Fanta as payment, I'd bet on it.

Posted by: I Can't Believe It's A Gergle at October 09, 2012 05:47 PM (V/U0X)
18
Did anyone else see the AP published picture of Romney bending over and the little girl's look of amazement?

When Obama was here, he told us that all candidates had to have giant black dildos sticking out of their asses. I was surprised when Mitt didn't have one.

Posted by: Little AP Girl at October 09, 2012 05:48 PM (ggRof)
19
And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just once chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never TAKE OUR....BLOGS!!

Posted by: William 'CAC' Wallace at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (F6KtL)
20 Beatdown.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (/1U3u)
21 I used to be a concern troll. Now I'm just a troll.

Posted by: Gregmcmuffin at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (V/U0X)
22 New ace post up.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)
23 One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (wYUsI)
24 New ace post up.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)


I call shenanigans.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 05:50 PM (GRvW4)
25 Romney down 6 in NH and it's good news.

Only in the world of the Romney campaign.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (wKkyv)
26 eastvalleyphx, have you tried to make Nanaimo Bars yet?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (4ramR)
27 5 Did anyone else see the AP published picture of Romney bending over and the little girl's look of amazement?
How pathetic.


Nope....sorry, I haven't seen it.
What was 'pathetic' about it?

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (l5RhJ)
28 All is well. ALL IS WELLLLL!!!

Posted by: Gergus Minimus at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (QKKT0)
29 Times are tough. My mom still collects Axelrod's checks and I have to be paid in snack foods and cock gobbling.

Posted by: Gregorio Fellatio at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (V/U0X)
30 Ace is releasing his inner chakra by now.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (UK9cE)
31 I just watched on of those "fair and balanced" debates on FoxB. Th Demonrat lied his ass off and nobody called him on it.


I hate those fake debates.

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (YdQQY)
32 New ace post up.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)

You got me. Shame on me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (oSFWF)
33 Poor Gerg. I actually, almost, kinda, sorta, in just the smallest way, feel bad for ya.


Tell Axel's Rod to take it easy on the anus tonight. You deserve it.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (GRvW4)
34
Romney down 6 in NH and it's good news.

Only in the world of the Romney campaign.


YEAH! IGNORE EVERY OTHER POLL AND INFORMATION! LOOK AT THE CNN POLL! OBAMA'S WINNING!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Greg-Resident in Troll who has a small dick at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (F6KtL)
35 CAC, be sure to make a thread for Romney's CNN interview.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 05:53 PM (a0nis)
36 25 Romney down 6 in NH and it's good news.

Only in the world of the Romney campaign.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (wKkyv)

--If the playoffs started today, the Arizona Cardinals would be in, too.

Do? You? Understand?

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 05:53 PM (V/U0X)
37 What is best in life?

"To crush the ewok, see it driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of it's squeakhole."

Posted by: 'CAC" Conan at October 09, 2012 05:54 PM (ccXZP)
38 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (4ramR)

I haven't but the link you sent is bookmarked. Maybe I'll give it a whirl this very weekend, if I can get my left hand off of the Stacey Dash pics and my right hand off my cock-n-balls.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 05:54 PM (GRvW4)
39 get 'em greggy

Posted by: Axelpod at October 09, 2012 05:54 PM (60GaT)
40 Yes I am a douche.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:54 PM (GvYeG)
41 Did anyone else see the AP published picture of Romney bending over and the little girl's look of amazement?
How pathetic.
----------------------------------------------------
Yes. It looked like that little girl was giving Mittens a prostate exam. Awful.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (jucos)
42 Romney down 6 in NH and it's good news.

Only in this poll. When New Hampshire puts 4 votes in the Romney column, maybe they will calibrate their methodology. Maybe.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (O6q63)
43 Think Michelle is going to be the next Senator from Hawaii (or whichever state has a vacancy)?

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (FcR7P)
44 Click the link Wheatie.

If I was the parent of that child I'd be livid.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (pLTLS)
45 I suck cock by choice.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (GvYeG)
46 My mom still wipes my ass.

Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (GvYeG)
47 http://pjmedia.com/michaelledeen/2012/10/09/it-looks-like-carter-all-over-again/

Back then (carter), the symbol of a failed president was a big rabbit. Now, it’s a big bird.

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (84pE9)
48 Odds are Michelle Obama will never wear yellow again.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (BVkEs)
49 43 Think Michelle is going to be the next Senator from Hawaii (or whichever state has a vacancy)?

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (FcR7P)

--I would love to see the Demotards hoisted on their own racialist petard by having Moochelle run against a native Hawaiian or Asian in the primaries (and the general).

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (V/U0X)
50 Leftists are so vile they're mot than willing to use innocent children. Sick, sick shit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2012 05:56 PM (pLTLS)
51 Think Michelle is going to be the next Senator from Hawaii (or whichever state has a vacancy)?
Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (FcR7P)


G-D forbid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2012 05:57 PM (oSFWF)
52 38 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:51 PM (4ramR)

I haven't but the link you sent is bookmarked. Maybe I'll give it a whirl this very weekend, if I can get my left hand off of the Stacey Dash pics and my right hand off my cock-n-balls.
______________________

Since I'm a lady, I'll say this in a very ladylike fashion: Once you try them you'll regret not having your priorities straight ;-)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:57 PM (4ramR)
53 Yes. It looked like that little girl was giving Mittens a prostate exam. Awful.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (jucos)

Hmm. Mitt should just be thankful he wasn't eating a corndog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 05:58 PM (QKKT0)
54 {to Stacy Dash}
Bitch, this is my corner.

Posted by: Giada de Laurentiis at October 09, 2012 05:58 PM (6TB1Z)
55 Oh god, CNN is gloating about increasing atheism in the US.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 05:59 PM (a0nis)
56 51 Think Michelle is going to be the next Senator from Hawaii (or whichever state has a vacancy)?
______________________

Nope. Although HI will have a vacancy whenever Inouye calls it quits, being a senator requires, you know, work.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:59 PM (4ramR)
57 Get to Romney already.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 05:59 PM (a0nis)
58 Ace is releasing his inner chakra by now.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 09, 2012 05:52 PM (UK9cE)


Or passed out doing blow off a gutter in a hookers ass.

Yes, I meant to type that.

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (svCWn)
59 Since I'm a lady, I'll say this in a very ladylike
fashion: Once you try them you'll regret not having your priorities
straight ;-)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:57 PM (4ramR)


Point taken, ma'am. Let me take this opportunity to apologize for all past and future crudity. No offense ever meant, of course ... unless I actually mean to offend.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (GRvW4)
60 {to Giada}
I was here before you. GTFO

Posted by: Rachel Ray at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (84pE9)
61 It's the economy, motherfuckers.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (boomF)
62 being a senator requires, you know, work.

Oh?

Posted by: John F'in Kerry at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (O6q63)
63 WTF?

Save the rage for, you know, actual rage-worthy shit.

That pic is fucking funny. Looks like he just busted a gasser.

Geez.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (a4CUi)
64 The only polls I like have nekid women swinging on them.
By the way, has a strip club ever experienced inflation? I mean like 50 years ago did they put quarters in the front of a dancers g-string?

Posted by: polynikes at October 09, 2012 06:01 PM (m2CN7)
65 {to Stacy Dash}
Bitch, this is my corner.

Posted by: Giada de Laurentiis at October 09, 2012 05:58 PM (6TB1Z)


Naked pudding fight! GO!

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:01 PM (svCWn)
66 IOWAHAWK: “Right now Paul Ryan is playing around with budget simulations. Right now Joe Biden is playing around with Thomas the Tank Engine.”

Posted by: Huggy Bear at October 09, 2012 06:01 PM (e8kgV)
67 Yesterday's polls don't matter.

Neither do tomorrow's.

Or today's, unless it's one I like.

Posted by: Gerg the existential troll at October 09, 2012 06:01 PM (aHR5E)
68 Save the rage for, you know, actual rage-worthy shit.



That pic is fucking funny. Looks like he just busted a gasser.


Yeah. The MSM is a laugh riot.

Posted by: Bibi "Sieg Heil" Netanyahu at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (QKKT0)
69 I live in NH. No way TFG wins NH. No way.

Posted by: JBS at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (lZE/o)
70 62 being a senator requires, you know, work.

Oh?

Posted by: John F'in Kerry at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (O6q63)
_______________________

Alas, you can't phone it in every day. Sometimes you do have to show up, although you do have designated Senators-only elevators if you want to avoid the riff-raff.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (4ramR)
71 I mean like 50 years ago did they put quarters in the front of a dancers g-string?
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Nope. Stood those quarter on edge, and the ladies would pick them up. Without using their hands.

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (84pE9)
72 My polls........

my......polls.........

*sniff*

Mom, can I have more Cheetos..?

Posted by: Lord gErG gErG at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (N69xW)
73 By the way, has a strip club ever experienced inflation? I mean like 50
years ago did they put quarters in the front of a dancers g-string?

Not in the g-string.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (QKKT0)
74 Just a reminder, the House Oversight hearing start tomorrow on the clusterfuck in Benghazi.

Feces is about to become actual.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (TMB3S)
75 I do not know the fascination for Giada. Her face creeps me the 'f' out.

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (84pE9)
76 {to Giada}
I was here before you. GTFO
Posted by: Rachel Ray at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (84pE9)
-----------------------------------------------------------
I will dismiss both ah Ya'll with a derisive laugh. Now where is my macaroni and cheese?!?

Posted by: Paula Deen at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (jucos)
77 @59 Since I post here I have a high tolerance level :-)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:04 PM (4ramR)
78 #74. Death by a thousand paper cuts.

Posted by: traumakitty at October 09, 2012 06:04 PM (c/Glr)
79 74

I wonder how much coverage it will get.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:04 PM (boomF)
80 Yeah. The MSM is a laugh riot.

Posted by: Bibi "Sieg Heil" Netanyahu at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (QKKT0)



So you've got a cob up your ass. So noted.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:05 PM (a4CUi)
81 Romney on CNN saying he has Israel's back.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 06:05 PM (a0nis)
82 I do not know the fascination for Giada. Her face creeps me the 'f' out.


Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (84pE9)


She has a face????

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 06:06 PM (GRvW4)
83 OT:

My new blog Post:

Transvestites Against Crossdressing?

"The Unviersity of Shimane, Hamada, in Japan, where Political Correctness is blissfully rare, has had to cancel its annual “Crossdressing Contest” due to the complaints of… Transvestites."

http://politicalhat.com/?p=139

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 09, 2012 06:06 PM (sZTYJ)
84 O/T, but is the chicken missing?

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2012 06:06 PM (5H6zj)
85 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2012 06:07 PM (6o4Fb)
86 I see I missed about 27 crazed, frenetic, frenzied, crack-induced polling posts today.

I take it they are good news. Were any of them plaid?

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:07 PM (P6QsQ)
87 It will get a lot of coverage. Thursday night is the VP debate and its hosted by Martha Raddatz, ABC's chief foreign correspondent. She's been doing lots of reporting on Libya.

I'm betting Slow Joe will get asked about the "discrepancies" between the WH spin and the facts on the ground.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 06:07 PM (TMB3S)
88 85

And the electorate is finally catching on.



(Or more willing to speak its mind.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:08 PM (boomF)
89 I do not know the fascination for Giada. Her face creeps me the 'f' out.

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:03 PM (84pE9)


That's debatable (I think she's on the hot side) but she's got a hell of an opportunity for some sweet motorboating!

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:09 PM (svCWn)
90 Oh man, I almost feel sorry for Biden if he has to defend JEF and Shrillary's mess . . . vs Paul Ryan!

that is unfair

If I were him, I'd just jump ship, right there on national TV. wouldn't that be sweet?!?! "You know what, I'm embarrassed by what this administration did. I have no excuses for it. They make me sick. I'm outtie - good luck Paul."

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 09, 2012 06:09 PM (J6kXj)
91 being a senator requires, you know, work.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 05:59 PM (4ramR)


lulz

Posted by: Baraka at October 09, 2012 06:09 PM (V/U0X)
92 Romney explaining his tax plan pretty well on CNN.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (a0nis)
93 87

Yeah, but stuff that happens in Congress usually doesn't get covered.


Nor does stuff which is bad for Obama and Leftists.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (boomF)
94
Giada has a malady known as noassatall. It's as flat as Joe Biden's forehead.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (lDWQr)
95 IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:05 PM (a4CUi

The photo was followed by an unflattering article about Romney. The press has writtenprotocol on the publication of photos and this would violate those protocols. By let the dems have another laugh without being called on it. No big deal.

Posted by: polynikes at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (m2CN7)
96 81 Romney on CNN saying he has Israel's back.

So does that mean Barry has their Dick ?

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (ck76k)
97 84
O/T, but is the chicken missing?

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2012 06:06 PM (5H6zj)


I asked that yesterday but no one answered.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 06:11 PM (X6akg)
98 Sheesh, either NBC's "take the ad off the air" was meaningless or the Obama campaign doesn't care but the ad with Andrea Mitchell is still on the air; just saw it while flipping between Judge Judy and the ballgame.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:12 PM (4ramR)
99 96
81 Romney on CNN saying he has Israel's back.



So does that mean Barry has their Dick ?

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (ck76k)

Glad you are watching. I can't do it.. No cnn, or msnbc

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 09, 2012 06:13 PM (9+ccr)
100 Why did Greg cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.

Posted by: Gran at October 09, 2012 06:13 PM (CPX+P)
101 Larry Kudlow @larry_kudlow 4h
All @BarackObama has done since getting slammed in debate is defend #BigBird and call @MittRomney a liar over taxes. Pathetic. #tcot

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:13 PM (ck76k)
102 95

Protocols? Ethics? Morals? JurnoLists have never heard of them.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:14 PM (boomF)
103 101 Larry Kudlow @larry_kudlow 4h
All @BarackObama has done since getting slammed in debate is defend #BigBird and call @MittRomney a liar over taxes. Pathetic. #tcot

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:13 PM (ck76k)


--What is tcot?

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:14 PM (V/U0X)
104
Ace does needsome well-deservedsleep. At one point he referred to Obama as "adequate". Sheesh!

Posted by: Optimizer at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (As94z)
105 What is tcot? Twitter hashtag & No Idea

Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (ck76k)
106 logprof, #tcot = top conservatives on twitter

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (4ramR)
107 Well I just saw the big bird ad. Please God and all that is holy make them run that ad in every battleground state. Make the campaign all about saving big bird. Please?

Posted by: Adam at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (V6aL5)
108 What is tcot?

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I think it means top conservatives on twitter, or something similar. If you use that hashtag, it links to other conservative posts.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (P6QsQ)
109 --What is tcot?

Top Conservatives On Twatface

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (QKKT0)
110 What is tcot? Posted by: logprof

Top conservatives on twitter

Not sure who they are or how they were picked but there you are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2012 06:15 PM (e7w2X)
111 I asked that yesterday but no one answered.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 06:11 PM
----
I guess with all the good polling, it was bound to happen...

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2012 06:16 PM (5H6zj)
112 #tcot = Top Conservatives on Twitter

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2012 06:16 PM (EjV86)
113
Let's get the facts correct. I never screwed Kermit.

Posted by: Miss Piggy at October 09, 2012 06:16 PM (lDWQr)
114 PA and MI are as winnable as NH according to the RCP average? Wow. Go, Mitt!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 09, 2012 06:16 PM (i0vBR)
115 Posted by: polynikes at October 09, 2012 06:10 PM (m2CN7)




If you choose to die on that hill, knock yourself out. There is plenty of real outrage to had on 24 hour cycle, but go ape-shit over an "unflattering" article with a ridiculous pic that anyone with a sense of humor would find smirkworthy, rather than rage-worthy.

Sorry. Wasted ire. I'll keep my powder dry for actual threats and save that petty garbage for others. Have fun!

Oh. That's right. You guys don't know what that is.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (a4CUi)
116 I would not mind being #tcosd

Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (84pE9)
117 Have fun!



Oh. That's right. You guys don't know what that is.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (a4CUi)

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Says who?

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (P6QsQ)
118 44 Click the link Wheatie. If I was the parent of that child I'd be livid.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 09, 2012 05:55 PM (pLTLS)

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Thanks, lacey.
Yep...if I were that little girl's mom, I would be pissed and raising hell.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 06:18 PM (l5RhJ)
119 I love the smell of an ewok free blog. Smells like....


http://tinyurl.com/2y72ur

VICTORY

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 09, 2012 06:18 PM (wR+pz)
120 Interview over. Pretty solid.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 06:18 PM (a0nis)
121 Hey guys. My finger smells like bacon.

Posted by: Kermit Frog at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (84pE9)
122 Yup, a U.S. Embassy and its personnel were blotted off the map, but yes let's have a conversation about felt puppets on TV.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (V/U0X)
123

Wayne Root, a top oddsmaker, has Romney winning the election in a LandSlide. http://tinyurl.com/8dq4a9f

We now have a race, and Romney is in the lead.

Posted by: DoverPro at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (wN82N)
124 Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:17 PM (P6QsQ)


Wasn't talking atcha, mama w.

Just the sticks-in-the-mud on this thread.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (a4CUi)
125
Big Bird is the only one who licked me, and he's the only one with a wart on his ass.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (lDWQr)
126 124

Well, that sounds like fun...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:20 PM (boomF)
127 120
Interview over. Pretty solid.

Posted by: JDTAY at October 09, 2012 06:18 PM (a0nis)

Yeah it was. Now let's see Obama go on Hannity.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 09, 2012 06:20 PM (BVkEs)
128 Tut tut, looks like rain.

Posted by: Greg's Mouth at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (3ziXJ)
129 "If I were him, I'd just jump ship, right there on national TV."

Biden is a fucking joke, and he's lucky Obama was so afraid Hillary would murder him in his sleep that he even got the job. This fucktard thinks he has a shot at 2016 and this is his chance to shine. I'm stockpiling popcorn, pudding, chocolate cake and barrels of whiskey for this soul-crushing defeat.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (i0vBR)
130 >>>I never screwed Kermit.

Those smoke hams tell a different story, bitch.

Posted by: Katie Perry's tits at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (vm7ot)
131 Yeah, 124. You sound like a barrel of laughs too.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (a4CUi)
132 Yeah it was. Now let's see Obama go on Hannity.


Posted by: Craig Poe at October 09, 2012 06:20 PM (BVkEs)

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (9+ccr)
133 This is no longer funny i.e. the CAC thingy. It's racist as hell!

Posted by: The Real Toure - All rights reserved at October 09, 2012 06:21 PM (4eNxd)
134 *126

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:22 PM (a4CUi)
135 Yeah it was. Now let's see Obama go on Hannity.
---
Well, he graduated from the View to Nickelodeon. He'll make it to Hannity one day.

Posted by: Kermit Frog at October 09, 2012 06:22 PM (84pE9)
136 131

I do what I can. It's pretty ugly out there.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:22 PM (boomF)
137 54
{to Stacy Dash}
Bitch, this is my corner.


Mmmmmmmmm. Jello wrasslin' match!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:22 PM (d0Dmj)
138
So an outfit that had Obama up 15(!) last time has him only up 6, with half of the poll taken before the debate?

Yeah, sure, this is zooperdooper news for Obama isn't it....

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 09, 2012 06:23 PM (EwxYH)
139 Practical Sesame Street question:

Where did Big Bird take his shits?

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:23 PM (V/U0X)
140 Yup, a U.S. Embassy and its personnel were blotted off the map, but yes let's have a conversation about felt puppets on TV.

It's obvious you're unconcerned about Lady Parts issues.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 06:24 PM (QKKT0)
141 Brett Baer:

"Up next...the Small Ball Politics of Big Bird"

Hmm...now where have I seen that term 'Small Ball' used today?

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 06:24 PM (l5RhJ)
142 the polls should be good news (they are...) but i'm still so nervous. we have a Senator to elect in Virginia too! george Allen

Posted by: kelley in virginia at October 09, 2012 06:25 PM (HNwOT)
143 Tut tut, looks like rain.

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okay that made me chuckle


Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:25 PM (P6QsQ)
144 139
Practical Sesame Street question:
Where did Big Bird take his shits?


Since he was the biggest, any where he wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:26 PM (d0Dmj)
145 CAC's treating this blog like Obama at a debate.

Posted by: Post-Debate Memes, Inc. at October 09, 2012 06:26 PM (eHIJJ)
146 >> It's pretty ugly out there.



Precisely why aimed shots are important. Wasting ammunition: poorly chosen. Make them count and don't get distracted.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:27 PM (a4CUi)
147 >>>Where did Big Bird take his shits?

At the Electric Company.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at October 09, 2012 06:27 PM (vm7ot)
148 Where did Big Bird take his shits?

Everybody Poops

Posted by: zombie Joe Raposo at October 09, 2012 06:27 PM (O6q63)
149 Big Bird is a puppet of a rich corporation, and with billions in revenue, is easily part of the one percent.

I say he fries.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:27 PM (P6QsQ)
150 145

Or perhaps like "Sweetie" treated Obama after the debate.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:28 PM (boomF)
151 Since he was the biggest, any where he wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:26 PM (d0Dmj)


And the dirty secret is he makes the black man clean it up.

Posted by: Gordon at October 09, 2012 06:28 PM (V/U0X)
152
Big Bird is a liberal puppet. He's also an asshole.

Posted by: Uncle Walter at October 09, 2012 06:28 PM (lDWQr)
153 146

Freedom is also sort of important.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:28 PM (boomF)
154 This will knock off the CNN O+3 poll from RealClear and give Romney a bigger RCP Avg lead.

Posted by: nhwingnut at October 09, 2012 06:29 PM (DhgCF)
155 */ OT:

If we're going to fund shit like PBS then any show on that network that turns a profit should have it's budget in the next FY reduced by that amount. If the show pays for itself and continues to remain on PBS and turn a profit those profits should be used to fund less profitable (i.e. money holes) on the network. If the network actually pays for itself it any profits should be placed in a fund to pay for the network in years that it does not turn a profit. At that point it should never be allowed to receive taxpayer dollars again.

Of course, they would never reach that point because Democrats only hire statisticians, economists, and actuaries who practice the science of climate (i.e. bullshit).
*/

Posted by: Pudding Up 12 Basis Points Today On News That at October 09, 2012 06:29 PM (3ziXJ)
156 Cookie Monster!

Posted by: Ike Brovlofski at October 09, 2012 06:29 PM (V/U0X)
157 Right now Paul Ryan is filling his head with facts and figures. Right now Joe Biden is filling his depends.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 09, 2012 06:29 PM (L7hol)
158 We're in the money (Mr. Hat) we're in the money (Mr. Hat)

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (60GaT)
159 This makes 11 poll threads today.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (6vioi)
160 Go on all you want: It's string cheese day!

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (V/U0X)
161 This makes 11 poll threads today.
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (6vioi)


And everyone always said you suck at Math?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (oSFWF)
162 Any corporation raking in millions on Tickle Me Elmo dolls doesn't need my tax money.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (P6QsQ)
163 139 Practical Sesame Street question:

Where did Big Bird take his shits?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Related Sesame Street question:

Why is Oscar a Grouch?

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (3ziXJ)
164 155

Profits are evil.


Unless you're Romney, in which case the question can sometimes be "Why so few profits, retard?" (apparently).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (boomF)
165 Big Bird is a puppet of a rich corporation, and with billions in revenue, is easily part of the one percent.I say he fries.

No, that will just make him chewy. Stuffed and oven-roasted.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (O6q63)
166 Precisely why aimed shots are important. Wasting ammunition: poorly chosen. Make them count and don't get distracted.

Hey, how 'bout not presuming to tell everyone else what they should be posting about?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (QKKT0)
167 161
This makes 11 poll threads today.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 09, 2012 06:30 PM (6vioi)





And everyone always said you suck at Math?


Burn the math witch!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (d0Dmj)
168 Why is Oscar a Grouch?

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (3ziXJ)

--Because he lives in a trash can.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (V/U0X)
169 In the sidebar....."Bad Lip Reading: The Debate"

That video is hilarious.
I thought those 'bad lip reading' vids were done by liberals...because they usually make conservative people look bad.

But that one makes Mitt look great...and makes Barky look like a doofus.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (l5RhJ)
170 162 Any corporation raking in millions on Tickle Me Elmo dolls doesn't need my tax money.
Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (P6QsQ)
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That's what I'm saying! Their profits should be used to support the network as long as we're going to fund it.

Posted by: Pudding Shares at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (3ziXJ)
171 Blitzed: "How do you ensure those weapons (to Syrian rebels) won't get into the hands of terrorists and al qaeda?"


Romney: "By ensuring the current Department of Justice has nothing to do with that operation, Wolf."

Damn. Missed a hanging curve-ball.

Stupid 30 minute feed delay....

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (a4CUi)
172 Buttchugging douchenozzles, like gerg, hardest hit.

Posted by: VW Zao at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (vWZa0)
173 --Because he lives in a trash can.
Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:32 PM (V/U0X)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That Big Bird takes his shits in.

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:33 PM (3ziXJ)
174 Could someone provide a link to the Romney-kid picture? Merci.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:33 PM (4ramR)
175 173

If the poop does not fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (boomF)
176 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks about the Ryan-Biden debate yet, gentlemen. Biden does have a secret weapon: rambling, incoherent stupidity.

I'm serious: have you ever had an argument with a drunk person? You can make all the logical points you want, but the drunk ignores them and keeps blathering on. That's what Biden will do: he'll fire off a fractal cluster-bomb of lies, errors, twisted facts, and outright bullshit that Ryan's going to find it impossible to address it all.

I'm not joking about this. I hope the R&R campaign team is preparing Ryan to stay on message and not get distracted by the crazy old drunk man going apeshit.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (ctdR6)
177 121
Hey guys. My finger smells like bacon.


Posted by: Kermit Frog at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (84pE9
Oh, no this not halal.

Posted by: Mohamed the goat fucker at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (wR+pz)
178 It`s been 45 years.

Would someone please tell those fucking kids how to get to Sesame Street already?

Posted by: logprof (Duplicate of FB post) at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (V/U0X)
179 177
121

Hey guys. My finger smells like bacon.


Posted by: Kermit Frog at October 09, 2012 06:19 PM (84pE9
Oh, no this not halal.


Not even kosher.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:35 PM (d0Dmj)
180 Unless you're Romney, in which case the question can sometimes be "Why so few profits, retard?" (apparently).
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (boomF)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Precisely. Romney pulled out his popcorn shrimp and Obama showed him the king lobster.

Posted by: SullyV& at October 09, 2012 06:35 PM (3ziXJ)
181 Could someone provide a link to the Romney-kid picture? Merci.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:33 PM (4ramR)

Fox News has it up at their site.

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2012 06:35 PM (YdQQY)
182 175 I lold

Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:36 PM (3ziXJ)
183 180

It was a reference to an article in the objective WaPo.

(And I have no idea what you're saying.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:36 PM (boomF)
184 Best. Sesame Street. Moment. Ever.

http://tinyurl.com/9h34mjb

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 06:36 PM (TMB3S)
185 182

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:37 PM (boomF)
186 Oh my.

Thanks, Vic. Continued good wishes for you and Mrs. Vic (I'm fond of Vics because my dad is a Vic).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:37 PM (4ramR)
187 Just FYI, I'm an old-school Stalinist from the '50s

Posted by: Big Bird at October 09, 2012 06:37 PM (60GaT)
188 168
Why is Oscar a Grouch?



Posted by: Sesame Street Prophet at October 09, 2012 06:31 PM (3ziXJ)



--Because he lives in a trash can.


Hey, MFer, that's not it. He never gets any hugs.

Posted by: SEIU Trash Workers at October 09, 2012 06:38 PM (wR+pz)



Take solace in the fact you're loved by pretty much every little boy under the age of 7.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:39 PM (4ramR)

195 I got Ryan to crack under pressure!!! He couldn't deal with my totally nonpartisan line of questioning about how his tax cut was going to help teh criminal youth!

Posted by: Objective Michigan Reporter at October 09, 2012 06:39 PM (60GaT)

196 I'm the lamest Sesame Street character ever.

Posted by: Barkley at October 09, 2012 06:39 PM (V/U0X)

197 190

Big Bird is one of Obama's biggest donors.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:40 PM (boomF)

198 190

Big Bird. Everything Solyndra ever wanted to be.

Posted by: Amirite at October 09, 2012 06:40 PM (3ziXJ)

199 And I wish to apologize for whatever stupidity I just engaged in to cause the above.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:40 PM (4ramR)

200 Train wreck on aisle 194

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:40 PM (a4CUi)

201 A six year old who lives in an alley... And all Obama can think to do is put him on television.

I bet mitt would ask the temple to take him in and give him a home.

Posted by: Truman North at October 09, 2012 06:41 PM (Ke2R2)

202 The Barky Campaign says that it will "consider" taking down the Big Bird
Ads....but that it things it is an important issue that voters are
interested in.

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It doesn't matter what they think when it comes to licensed trademarked and copyrighted characters. You can't use them without permission, which the campaign does not have. The copyright holders have asked them to remove their licensed character. As lawyers, they should know a cease and desist when they see one.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:41 PM (P6QsQ)

203 Interesting.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:41 PM (boomF)

204 194

You ARE the thread o.o

Posted by: Amirite at October 09, 2012 06:41 PM (3ziXJ)

205 The train wreck was me, and I will flog myself for the rest of the day.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:41 PM (4ramR)

206 *Hangs head in utter shame*

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:42 PM (4ramR)

207 We sure have been popular lately.

Posted by: Someone from Warsaw at October 09, 2012 06:42 PM (6v/Tu)

208 206 *Hangs head in utter shame*

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:42 PM (4ramR)

--Aren't you a Newfie?

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 06:42 PM (V/U0X)

209 How did you do that? I would like to try that sometime on a Raykon thread, just to mess with his head.


Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:43 PM (P6QsQ)

210 yeah what happened to comment 94?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 09, 2012 06:43 PM (uLTng)

211 205
The train wreck was me, and I will flog myself for the rest of the day.


Call me, I come over and help.

Posted by: Barney at October 09, 2012 06:43 PM (wR+pz)

212 logprof, I'm not but I wish I had screech at the moment.

Seriously, sorry.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:43 PM (4ramR)

213 206 Lurk moar

Posted by: Amirite at October 09, 2012 06:43 PM (3ziXJ)

214 zzz

Posted by: Gerry at October 09, 2012 06:43 PM (wTbSs)

215 That's it Obama, keep fucking that Big Bird.

Posted by: the chicken at October 09, 2012 06:44 PM (8/bPb)

216 206

Errare humanum est.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:44 PM (boomF)

217 It doesn't matter what they think when it comes to licensed trademarked
and copyrighted characters. You can't use them without permission, which
the campaign does not have.


I AM THE LAW!

Posted by: Obama Campaign Manager Dredd at October 09, 2012 06:44 PM (QTHTd)

218
also on debate night: Steelers at Titans

Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 06:44 PM (xhzWP)

219 Why did no one tell me the NLCS game was on?

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:44 PM (P6QsQ)

220 215
That's it Obama, keep fucking that Big Bird.


Posted by: the chicken at October 09, 2012 06:44 PM (8/bPb)

I've had enough, you're next.

Posted by: Big Bird at October 09, 2012 06:44 PM (wR+pz)

221 213

Not cool.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:45 PM (boomF)

222 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:39 PM (4ramR)

In the barrel, and don't come out until someone asks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2012 06:45 PM (e7w2X)

223 I don't like train wrecks. :^(

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 09, 2012 06:45 PM (QTHTd)

224 I lurk, therefore I am

Come out of the barrel.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:46 PM (boomF)

225 Train wreck on aisle 194

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:40 PM (a4CUi)


Know what's nice about being a computer retard?


I'll never be guilty of that.

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:46 PM (svCWn)

226 Lurker Train Wreck Guy -

Just buy everyone a beer and we're cool.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 06:46 PM (P6QsQ)

227 Hey Comrades, why didn't you guys give us the memo we were all changing over to reasonable models? Now we just look stupid.


Posted by: CNN to mfm

You don't need us for that.

Posted by: mfm at October 09, 2012 06:46 PM (UW6NX)

228 So you're telling me Big Bird is a fat 40+ year old man who has never had a known love interest male or female, takes in half a billion a year from the government, and hangs out with pre-pubescent children in dirty old alleys in the poor neighborhood?

Shouldn't he have a Ferris Wheel in his mansion by now?

Posted by: Amirite at October 09, 2012 06:46 PM (3ziXJ)

229 It is as though the thread is developing a clone. Abort, abort.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 09, 2012 06:47 PM (gZH3s)

230 226

I do believe she might be penis challenged.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:47 PM (boomF)

231 209

Copy & paste the whole damn thread. Crtl + A.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2012 06:47 PM (d0Dmj)

232 I mean like 50 years ago did they put quarters in the front of a dancers g-string?
---
Nope. Stood those quarter on edge, and the ladies would pick them up. Without using their hands.
Posted by: CUS at October 09, 2012 06:02 PM (84pE9)---- ---- ---- --- ---- --- - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - --- -- - - --I was impressed by the ones that could shoot ping pong balls at high velocity...

Posted by: Meremortal, ducking at October 09, 2012 06:47 PM (1Y+hH)

233 hehe

C'mon, I lurk therefore!

It's not a problem. Dust off, back in the game!

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:47 PM (a4CUi)

234 So you're telling me Big Bird is a fat 40+ year old man who has never
had a known love interest male or female, takes in half a billion a year
from the government, and hangs out with pre-pubescent children in dirty
old alleys in the poor neighborhood?


Also, the large yellow flightless is independently wealthy from his primary income

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 09, 2012 06:48 PM (QTHTd)

235 *Hands over all the beer and 3-buck-Chuck in the vicinity*

Once again, sorry. I promise to behave.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:49 PM (4ramR)

236 The Obama campaign fell right into Romney's Big Bird trap. Mitt is an evil genius.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 09, 2012 06:49 PM (BVkEs)

237 235

Oh, (don't) behave!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:49 PM (boomF)

238 225

Know what's nice about having a sense of humor?

Er, sorry. That might be an awkward question.....

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:49 PM (a4CUi)

239 It's the economy, motherfuckers.Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:00 PM (boomF)STAY ON TOPIC, ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Topic Police at October 09, 2012 06:50 PM (1Y+hH)

240 Ido: How the heck did you DO that?

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2012 06:50 PM (ctdR6)

241 Not cool.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:45 PM (boomF)

Oh JP I like the disasters, keeps it interesting. Nobody should have to lurk in places where geniuses like Greg are willing to post. Otherwise I'd never be able to post.

Posted by: Amirite at October 09, 2012 06:50 PM (3ziXJ)

242 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks about the Ryan-Biden debate yet, gentlemen. Biden does have a secret weapon: rambling, incoherent stupidity. I'm serious: have you ever had an argument with a drunk person? You can make all the logical points you want, but the drunk ignores them and keeps blathering on. That's what Biden will do: he'll fire off a fractal cluster-bomb of lies, errors, twisted facts, and outright bullshit that Ryan's going to find it impossible to address it all. I'm not joking about this. I hope the RR campaign team is preparing Ryan to stay on message and not get distracted by the crazy old drunk man going apeshit.
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 09, 2012 06:34 PM (ctdR6)

This ^^

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 06:50 PM (nTgAI)

243 Seriously, sorry

Don't sweat it. We're Morons.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 06:51 PM (O6q63)

244 239

I was on topic, genius.


Learn to read.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:51 PM (boomF)

245 @240, Seriously, I have no clue. I thought I copied a couple and got everything. And I do feel bad, so thanks to everyone who is telling me to cheer up.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:51 PM (4ramR)

246 245

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:52 PM (boomF)

247 Seriously, I have no clue. I thought I copied a
couple and got everything. And I do feel bad, so thanks to everyone who
is telling me to cheer up.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:51 PM (4ramR)

If that's the worst thing to happen to you today, it's been a good day.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 06:52 PM (GRvW4)

248 @240, Seriously, I have no clue. I thought I copied a couple and got everything. And I do feel bad, so thanks to everyone who is telling me to cheer up.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:51 PM (4ramR)

Yeah and fucking Pixy is asleep at the wheel., way to go Pixy

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 06:52 PM (nTgAI)

249 202....It doesn't matter what they think when it comes to licensed trademarked and copyrighted characters. You can't use them without permission, which the campaign does not have. The copyright holders have asked them to remove their licensed character. As lawyers, they should know a cease and desist when they see one.
----------

Yup.
They should know that.
But as we've seen before....Barky doesn't think the laws apply to him.

They are using the popularity of a Sesame Street character...to smear a political opponent.

Mitt never said that he wants to 'get rid of Big Bird' or 'get rid of PBS'.
Just to cut their funding.
They can survive without it now.

When PBS was started...it needed public funding to be able to exist.
It was also supposed to be non-partisan.
Neither of those things are true anymore.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 06:52 PM (l5RhJ)

250 240 lol it was epic. Almost on par with refreshing the main page and seeing everything bold, italicized, and underlined, allllll the way down.

Posted by: Amirite at October 09, 2012 06:53 PM (3ziXJ)

251 Okay time to work. Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: Amirite at October 09, 2012 06:53 PM (3ziXJ)

252 251

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:54 PM (boomF)

253 And here I thought i was early to the tard fight...

Posted by: D. Hopper at October 09, 2012 06:55 PM (AVfT8)

254 Know what's nice about having a sense of humor?

Er, sorry. That might be an awkward question.....


Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:49 PM (a4CUi)



That wasn't meant as a rip, I'm seriously the type of stumblefuck that would bring the whole place down without even trying.

Sorry if my language sounded a bit harsh.

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:56 PM (svCWn)

255 Almost on par with refreshing the main page and seeing everything bold, italicized, and underlined, allllll the way down.

In other words, it's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 06:57 PM (O6q63)

256 That was awesome!

The first-ever meta-thread.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 09, 2012 06:57 PM (aHR5E)

257 This is interesting from the Daily Caller:
Unhappy with President Barack Obama‘s support of same-sex marriage, a group of African-American faith leaders have announced a campaign aimed at stripping 25 percent of the black vote that went to Obama in 2008 (95 percent).
The newly formed nonprofit group, God Said, will begin targeting voters in Ohio, Virginia, North Carolina, Wisconsin and Florida with television and radio advertising, as well as a grassroots campaign to encourage people to consider the gospel when they enter the voting booth.

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 06:57 PM (nTgAI)

258 254

It sounded fine to me.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:57 PM (boomF)

259 240

Flashbacks from heavy drug use, i've been told.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:57 PM (a4CUi)

260 @FreeBeacon
World News Tonight reports there was 'no protest' outside Benghazi consulate.


Look out below!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2012 06:57 PM (e7w2X)

261

And then......it was like the entire thread passed before my eyes.

Posted by: Meremortal sees the light at October 09, 2012 06:57 PM (1Y+hH)

262 257

I'll believe it when I see it (in the exit polls).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 06:58 PM (boomF)

263 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:51 PM (4ramR)

Wow, you really screwed that up. What kind of a moron are you?*


*Just like the rest of us. I have done that at least once in the last few months.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 09, 2012 06:58 PM (2b4yb)

264 Sorry if my language sounded a bit harsh.

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 06:56 PM (svCWn)



That is my m.o., lol!

We're all good here.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 06:59 PM (a4CUi)

265 The newly formed nonprofit group, God Said, will begin targeting voters in Ohio, Virginia, North Carolina, Wisconsin and Florida with television and radio advertising, as well as a grassroots campaign to encourage people to consider the gospel when they enter the voting booth.

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 06:57 PM (nTgAI)

--Considering most of those ministers proclaimed 0bama the Second Coming, it's gonna be hard undoing their own bedshitting.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 07:00 PM (V/U0X)

266 World News Tonight reports there was 'no protest' outside Benghazi consulate.

---------

You mean ABC News? Said that out loud?

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:00 PM (P6QsQ)

267

By the way, never start copying text from right to left. That's what can lead to copying the entire thread. I've done it but caught it before posting....

Posted by: Meremortal, advising at October 09, 2012 07:01 PM (1Y+hH)

268 265

To be fair (to them), Obama is Black (Just like Jesus!!!1)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:01 PM (boomF)

269 Once again, sorry. I promise to behave.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:49 PM (4ramR)


No need for that.
In a short while, I'll have broken your hash down to an e-mail IP address and will simply send a $3 donation in your name to Obama's campaign for a chance to win dinner with Mooch.

Posted by: jwb7605 at October 09, 2012 07:01 PM (Qxe/p)

270 Yes, Gerg. This is the administration that you worship. An administration that fabricated an easily exposed lie to cover up manslaughter as foreign policy.

That's the best they could do.

The US has never seen a more dangerously incompetent administration, and thankfully it won't see it after Jan 21, 2013.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2012 07:01 PM (e7w2X)

271 @269 Can I have a dinner of onion rings and fries?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 07:02 PM (4ramR)

272 270

Manslaughter isn't just foreign policy. It's also domestic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:03 PM (boomF)

273 Isn't Martha Radditz, the moderator for the VP debate, the foreign correspondent for ABC News? This could get interesting .

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:03 PM (P6QsQ)

274
@249

Sounds like Romney has another ready-made zinger, if Obama is foolish enough to bring Big Bird into it.

He can ask the President why his campaign is breaking the law, using Big Bird without permission.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 09, 2012 07:03 PM (As94z)

275 I Lurk, that was funny as hell. Don't worry about it. Anybody who's posted here even semi-regularly has broken the comments. Hell, it happens so often that AllenG has developed a standard penalty. Lol. Shake it off, throw back a shot and jump back in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 09, 2012 07:04 PM (GEICT)

276
This is only my prediction and its probably going to turn out like most of my other predictions - right, but I believe that whenthe dems launched theirtotally genius "he's a big fat liar" strategy, they spent their arsenal. All they have left is the petty ante stuff. They will be stumbling and fumbling from here to the election trying to find something that will stick to Romney and nothing will. Game over.

Sorry Greg.

Posted by: HtP at October 09, 2012 07:04 PM (jx2j9)

277 Any newbie moronettes who copy and paste an entire blog must show boobies as penance...it's the law.

Posted by: Havedash at October 09, 2012 07:04 PM (ToMJU)

278 Join the club, Big Bird.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 09, 2012 07:05 PM (1Y+hH)

279 Some Yale poly scistudents made the Big Bird Obama video.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:05 PM (1gZhP)

280 Any newbie moronettes who copy and paste an entire blog must show boobies as penance...it's the law.

Posted by: Havedash at October 09, 2012 07:04 PM (ToMJU)

And I'm no lawyer, but that sounds about right.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:05 PM (GRvW4)

281 Giada has a face? Facinating.

Posted by: HtP at October 09, 2012 07:05 PM (jx2j9)

282 From Twitchy...

"Will.i.am plays Sesame Street theme to introduce Obama’s OSU appearance"

At Ohio State today...the Sesame Street theme was played as intro music for Barky.
The crowd seemed confused.

Link to Twitchy in my sig.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 07:05 PM (l5RhJ)

283
"Any newbie moronettes who copy and paste an entire blog must show boobies as penance...it's the law."
Cool. I like big ta ta's

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:06 PM (1gZhP)

284 277 Any newbie moronettes who copy and paste an entire blog must show boobies as penance...it's the law.

Posted by: Havedash at October 09, 2012 07:04 PM (ToMJU)



SECONDED

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 09, 2012 07:06 PM (GEICT)

285 274

Yeah, but that would just make him sound "evil," like an Angry White Male with money and corporations and cancer and stuff. It would be yet another gaffe, and then the Media would no longer be able to do its job, yet again...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:06 PM (boomF)

286 Hmmm, this is the second time I've had to re-enter my nic and email address in the little box thingys. Up until today my phone has always had it saved.

Posted by: teej at October 09, 2012 07:06 PM (/tk/V)

287 For those who wanted PBS cut off from the public purse, now that they are actively advertising for Obama it's completely doable.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 09, 2012 07:07 PM (BAnPT)

288 My Democrat buddy posted a picture elmo being taken away in cuffs by Romney.They must be nervous if they are getting this desperate or he is just being childish.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:07 PM (1gZhP)

289
I see SCOAMT has resorted to his infamous traveling comedy routine. I'm pretty sure that this should work out perfectly so soon after the four were murdered in Libya.
Not funny.

Posted by: HtP at October 09, 2012 07:08 PM (jx2j9)

290
I'd postthe latest kindgirls vid, but it's beyond NSFW.

Maybe on ONT, after the kiddies and trollsgo to bed.

Posted by: Meremortal, holding the line on decency at October 09, 2012 07:08 PM (1Y+hH)

291 They must be nervous if they are getting this desperate or he is just being childish.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:07 PM (1gZhP)


Yes.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:08 PM (GRvW4)

292 I find it interesting that Obama is apparently willing to borrow money from China to keep funding Big Bird (which has morphed into a commercial success), but was not willing to borrow money from China to provide security for American citizens serving in a DoS site in a hostile islamist/jihadi area!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at October 09, 2012 07:09 PM (Cnqmv)

293 288

Like I said in 285.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:09 PM (boomF)

294 Posted by: Meremortal, holding the line on decency at October 09, 2012 07:08 PM (1Y+hH)


What's kindgirls, precious? What's kindgirls?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:09 PM (GRvW4)

295 284 277 Any newbie moronettes who copy and paste an entire blog must show boobies as penance...it's the law.

Posted by: Havedash at October 09, 2012 07:04 PM (ToMJU)


http://tinyurl.com/8vwnqsy


And I did it right this time!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 07:10 PM (4ramR)

296 290
I'd postthe latest kindgirls vid, but it's beyond NSFW.

Maybe on ONT, after the kiddies and trollsgo to bed.
Posted by: Meremortal, holding the line on decency at October 09, 2012 07:08 PM (1Y+hH)



I don't know what that is, so you better post it tonight.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 09, 2012 07:10 PM (GEICT)

297 And I did it right this time!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 07:10 PM (4ramR)

Back in the barrel!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:10 PM (GRvW4)

298 292

But haven't you heard? Islam is a Religion of Peace. How Ignorant are you?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:11 PM (boomF)

299 My EYES!!

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 07:11 PM (a4CUi)

300 Shit, thirty years. I think my ass is going to be mighty sore for the first month, before someone kills me.

God willing.

Posted by: Coach Sandusky at October 09, 2012 07:11 PM (wR+pz)

301 Testing

Posted by: teej at October 09, 2012 07:11 PM (/tk/V)

302 297

More boobs, fewer barrels.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:11 PM (boomF)

303

FLASH: Big Bird being burned in effigy in Libya.

This will not stand.


Drone strike imminent.

Posted by: Sec Def Panetta at October 09, 2012 07:12 PM (1Y+hH)

304 That was just uncalled for. Your fine of boobies is hereby increased to full nudity. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 09, 2012 07:12 PM (GEICT)

305
Using a popular Children's Show...to promote putting our children in Debt...
Just seems...wrong.
Especially wrong.
Evil, even.

And that's what Barky is doing.
Using Sesame Street...to promote putting our children in Debt.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 07:12 PM (l5RhJ)

306 Okay, I think I figured it out. Cookies thingy.

Posted by: teej at October 09, 2012 07:14 PM (/tk/V)

307 CATO fiscal report card out.

‏@CatoInstitute
4 Governors Got an "A" on Cato's Fiscal Report Card: @FLGovScott @govsambrownback @GovernorCorbett @Governor_LePage | http://j.mp/WM79BA

Skimming it, they rated Herbert (UT) a D. I think that's crazy.

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2012 07:14 PM (5H6zj)

308 What's kindgirls, precious? What's kindgirls?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:09 PM (GRvW4)
I don't know what that is, so you better post it tonight. Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 09, 2012 07:10 PM (GEICT)Kindgirls will not disappoint.Patience, gashhoppers

Posted by: Sec Def Panetta at October 09, 2012 07:14 PM (1Y+hH)

309 COOOOOKIES?

Posted by: some gay monster puppet at October 09, 2012 07:14 PM (GRvW4)

310 304

What did she actually link to?

(Obviously not her own boobies...)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:15 PM (boomF)

311 Mohammad plucked a nine year old girl. ((rim shot))

How do you like me now, Obama?

Posted by: Big Bird at October 09, 2012 07:15 PM (BVkEs)

312 Sesame street.


Memba dis?

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/bert.asp

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 09, 2012 07:15 PM (a4CUi)

313 Cookies thingy.

Someone say 'Cookie'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhtXkIBTVRg

Posted by: Cookie Monster at October 09, 2012 07:15 PM (O6q63)

314 300 Shit, thirty years. I think my ass is going to be mighty sore for the first month, before someone kills me.

God willing.

Posted by: Coach Sandusky at October 09, 2012 07:11 PM (wR+pz)

Do the words "Father Geoghan" mean anything to you?

Posted by: Bubba in Cell Block 4 at October 09, 2012 07:16 PM (V/U0X)

315 190 Wow, I didn't know that Big Bird was getting this much:

Over $1,000,000 in Stimulus Funds.
Over $450,000,000 this year in public funds.

This was just reported by Shanon Bream on Fox.

The Barky Campaign says that it will "consider" taking down the Big Bird Ads....but that it thinks it is an important issue that voters are interested in.

Posted by: wheatie


TFG just embraced the Tar Baby- wait until the public sees those figures.

I denounce my... oh, Hell, you know the drill:

RAAACIST!

Posted by: backhoe at October 09, 2012 07:17 PM (ULH4o)

316 Posted by: some gay monster puppet

Cookie not gay. Cookie just stylish.

Posted by: Cookie Monster at October 09, 2012 07:17 PM (O6q63)

317 Campaigning on Sesame Street seems more pathetic than evil to me. That's why I really hope they run with that big bird ad.

Posted by: Adam at October 09, 2012 07:17 PM (V6aL5)

318
PBS sucks

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:17 PM (1gZhP)

319 Funny, The Muppet Show was not that different in format from Sesame Street, and it did just fine as a for-profit enterprise.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 07:17 PM (V/U0X)

320 310 304

What did she actually link to?

(Obviously not her own boobies...)



Charlie Rangel passed out on the beach

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 09, 2012 07:18 PM (GEICT)

321 The Muppet Show was not that different in format from Sesame Street, and it did just fine as a for-profit enterprise.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 07:17 PM (V/U0X)


Fuckin Henson. Goddamned 1%er.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:18 PM (GRvW4)

322 PBS is socialist propaganda.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:19 PM (1gZhP)

323 Moochele is kinda shaped like Big Bird, this may explain Barky's facination

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 07:19 PM (nTgAI)

324 I caught that Big Bird ad on Morning Joe, even Joe was ridiculing it, Mika just cringing telling him to stop. I can't believe they're really doubling down with this childish bullshit. It's really finally over. This is gonna be a boring four weeks, Romney better throw a pie or something at the next debate.

Posted by: mugiwara at October 09, 2012 07:19 PM (XT2y5)

325 318

Pretty much anything with the word "public" in it sucks.



(Unless it has a "re" before it. )

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:19 PM (boomF)

326 Funny, The Muppet Show was not that different in format from Sesame Street, and it did just fine as a for-profit enterprise.

Yeah, but some judge forbade Hilton from going near Sesame Street.

Posted by: Statler at October 09, 2012 07:19 PM (O6q63)

327 If my tax dollars are going to fund some gay puppet show I want a tote bag.

Where's my frigging tote bag PBS?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 07:20 PM (TMB3S)

328 I am so sick of hearing obama ended the war in Iraq and killed bin laden. i hope Romney takes him out at he knees at the next debate over those lies.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2012 07:20 PM (oSFWF)

329 320

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:20 PM (boomF)

330 You can't use them without permission, which the campaign does not have.

The executive branch is going to come down hard on them, like Obama at a debate.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2012 07:20 PM (FcR7P)

331 324 I caught that Big Bird ad on Morning Joe, even Joe was ridiculing it, Mika just cringing telling him to stop. I can't believe they're really doubling down with this childish bullshit. It's really finally over. This is gonna be a boring four weeks, Romney better throw a pie or something at the next debate.

Posted by: mugiwara at October 09, 2012 07:19 PM (XT2y5)

--No, I want a curbstomping landslide. When your opponent is self-immolating, step away and look in awe. Nothing "boring" about it.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 07:20 PM (V/U0X)

332
Yid does it again:
Awesome must see video inspired by Breitbart.

http://tinyurl.com/9jfmnxt

Posted by: HtP at October 09, 2012 07:21 PM (jx2j9)

333 AP: State Department official says there was never a link between that video and the Benghazi attack and when questioned why the Obama administration made that claim, said that you'd have to ask them - that this was never their conclusion.



http://apne.ws/WOk6KW

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:21 PM (P6QsQ)

334 Being Liberal adminstratorshave been banned from facebook for putting out hate speech and copyright issues. They are blaming paid conservativetrolls. Why do liberals always blame other people?

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:21 PM (1gZhP)

335 322

Yes, but at least they're honest about it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:21 PM (boomF)

336 Over $1,000,000 in Stimulus Funds.

===================


That create 1 1/2 jobs. Nice gig.


Shannon Brean is coming up on Lou Dobbs, I think to give the report again on his show.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 07:21 PM (X6akg)

337 327
If my tax dollars are going to fund some gay puppet show I want a tote bag.


Everybody's got AIDS!

Posted by: wooga at October 09, 2012 07:21 PM (vjyZP)

338 Do the words "Father Geoghan" mean anything to you?

Posted by: Bubba in Cell Block 4 at October 09, 2012 07:16 PM (V/U0X)

Yeah, you take ONE shower. Shit happens.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at October 09, 2012 07:22 PM (wR+pz)

339 Bazinga!

Posted by: doctor sheldon cooper channeling CAC at October 09, 2012 07:22 PM (vDl/w)

340 @194- I gotta know I lurk, how long did it take to type all that?

Posted by: teej at October 09, 2012 07:22 PM (M7Cfv)

341 328

Obama killed bin Laden?


I've never heard that before.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:22 PM (boomF)

342 315...TFG just embraced the Tar Baby- wait until the public sees those figures. I denounce my... oh, Hell, you know the drill: RAAACIST!

Yeah, backhoe.
Barky is actually doing harm to Sesame Street...and to PBS...by using them.
Most people don't realize how much they're getting in public funds.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 07:22 PM (l5RhJ)

343 @340 The speed-typing class came in handy.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 07:23 PM (4ramR)

344 333

Imagine that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:23 PM (boomF)

345 Take solace in the fact you're loved by pretty much every little boy under the age of 7.





Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 06:39 PM (4ramR)

Total Recall Fail

Posted by: Ahnold at October 09, 2012 07:23 PM (ovpNn)

346 --No, I want a curbstomping landslide. When your opponent is self-immolating, step away and look in awe up and throw a fucking can of gasoline on him. Nothing "boring" about it.


FIFY

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 09, 2012 07:24 PM (GEICT)

347 My bad, she's reporting on Obama's illegal donations.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 07:24 PM (X6akg)

348 >>AP: State Department official says there was never a link between that video and the Benghazi attack and when questioned why the Obama administration made that claim, said that you'd have to ask them - that this was never their conclusion.

Yep. This is too big to sweep under the carpet. Hillary is distancing herself from the Light Worker.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 07:24 PM (TMB3S)

349 @338

Yeah and that broom hurt like hell.


http://tinyurl.com/ycbxcl7

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at October 09, 2012 07:24 PM (wR+pz)

350 347

Obama would never do anything illegal, would he?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:25 PM (boomF)

351 Please don't juxtapose "Hillary" and "carpet" like that.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 09, 2012 07:25 PM (5MoP7)

352 > the ewok has been drugged

anyone wonder what a shaved ewok looks like? We need a volunteer with access to a key, and a razor!

Posted by: quark at October 09, 2012 07:25 PM (fNb7h)

353 I see that Mitt is in Cuyahoga Falls.
In 1759, a 12-year-old girl was captured in Pennsylvania by Delaware Indians and reportedly brought to a cave in present-day Gorge Metro Park (in Cuyahoga Falls), where she lived as a child of Chief Netawatwees.Mary Campbell, for whom the cave is named, unwittingly became the first white child in what was then the wild frontier of the Western Reserve. Mary later settled with the tribe in a village along the banks of the Cuyahoga River, not far from the cave. She was released in 1764 after a treaty ended the French and Indian War.Thousands of years before Mary's adventures, the Gorge was cut when glacial debris blocked the former route of the Cuyahoga River (near present-day downtown Akron) and caused the river to find a new course. Today, the rushing water flows over a shale riverbed, between ledges made of Sharon conglomerate sandstone. Oak, blackgum, tulip and yellow birch trees are common in the woods that cover the valley walls.Thought you might like to know what vibrations reverb where he will be speaking tonight ....

Posted by: and irresolute at October 09, 2012 07:25 PM (JvklE)

354 333
AP: State Department official says there was never a link between that
video and the Benghazi attack and when questioned why the Obama
administration made that claim, said that you'd have to ask them - that
this was never their conclusion.



http://apne.ws/WOk6KW


====================

I guess they missed their boss repeating it over and over and over again!!!



Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 07:25 PM (X6akg)

355 Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 09, 2012 07:24 PM (GEICT)

--Even better.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 07:25 PM (V/U0X)

356 "I am so sick of hearing obama ended the war in Iraq and killed bin laden. i hope Romney takes him out at he knees at the next debate over those lies. " Yup, a democrat was telling me that Romney killed Big Bird and Obama Killed Bin Laden. The media sucks.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:26 PM (1gZhP)

357
It's not the money, it's where the money comes from.


"Profits" are icky.

Tax money is clean!

So are donations! I mean, that's almost pure pr....
......


Never mind.

Posted by: PBS Staff at October 09, 2012 07:26 PM (1Y+hH)

358 "anyone wonder what a shaved ewok looks like?"


Danny DeVito?

Posted by: ErikW at October 09, 2012 07:27 PM (svCWn)

359 356

The Media: Pee, BS.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:27 PM (boomF)

360 Riley/Langevin debate in Rhode Island.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:28 PM (1gZhP)

361 The first-ever meta-thread.

You must be really, really new here. Welcome!
We're just luck we've lost permission for RED and BLINK. Really, really lucky.

(Moronic open tag following snark fixed by trollbusters.)

Posted by: Al at October 09, 2012 07:28 PM (aOAEM)

362 anyone wonder what a shaved ewok looks like?

I do!

Posted by: David Frum's Mirror at October 09, 2012 07:28 PM (vjyZP)

363 "The Media: Pee, BS." Yup, the media is literallypee pee

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:28 PM (1gZhP)

364 "Daddy, why does Romney want to kill Big Bird?".

"So we can have barbeque tomorrow, sweetie".

"Yippee!"

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 09, 2012 07:29 PM (BVkEs)

365 363

Don't forget the BS. It's a big fucking deal!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:30 PM (boomF)

366 AP: State Department official says there was never a link between that video and the Benghazi attack and when questioned why the Obama administration made that claim, said that you'd have to ask them - that this was never their conclusion.http://apne.ws/WOk6KW
Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:21 PM (P6QsQ

Interesting, sounds like BIG news !

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 07:30 PM (nTgAI)

367 358
Ya! a bald, mean, short, fat guy.

Posted by: quark at October 09, 2012 07:31 PM (fNb7h)

368 "Don't forget the BS. It's a big fucking deal! " Yup

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:31 PM (1gZhP)

369 366

Sounds like the sort of news that should be reported, but might not be. For some reason...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:31 PM (boomF)

370 Big Bird? Yeah, I fucked him.

What??

Posted by: Dice Man at October 09, 2012 07:32 PM (O6q63)

371 It's Tuesday!
That means NCIS with Cote De Pablo as Ziva David.
NCIS LA with the babe field agent whose name I don't know, and don't care. Body by Fisher. You morons who can say "get off my lawn" and knew cars will get that reference.
And finally Las Vegas with Carrie Ann Moss. Aging like a fine wine.

Posted by: teej at October 09, 2012 07:33 PM (PNi9V)

372 He must point out the bottom line revenue, the tax return stuff, of the big bird biz! Then, he needs to pivot and take on the absolutely communist programming that we fund. Big Bird, and the backlash, has opened a door into the real problem with PB-antiamerica-S.
Next up, Mitt Attacks the U.N.! Film at 11!!

Posted by: and irresolute at October 09, 2012 07:33 PM (JvklE)

373 Remember the Simpson's PBS pledge drive spoof.

Big Bird was a thug, if I recall.

Was Betty White in that episode?

Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 07:33 PM (BUcLz)

374
















American Crossroads ad on Benghazi attacks:





http://bit.ly/RdMkLp

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:34 PM (P6QsQ)

375 @371 Daniela Ruah.

Posted by: Al at October 09, 2012 07:35 PM (aOAEM)

376 Sierra Nevada and Corona liberal beers according to Huff Poop

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:35 PM (1gZhP)

377 Was Betty White in that episode?
Elmo knows where you live.

Posted by: Elmo at October 09, 2012 07:35 PM (O6q63)

378 That ad is raw brutal.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:36 PM (P6QsQ)

379 OH MY EYES!


I just made the mistake of typing Andrew Sullivan Nude in google search thinking i would get some hilarious photoshops.

The mother fucker has nude picks up on the web!

I am traumatized and may very well need therapy.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 09, 2012 07:36 PM (ovpNn)

380 I strongly suggest not Googling "shaved ewok" either.

Posted by: doctor sheldon cooper channeling CAC at October 09, 2012 07:38 PM (vDl/w)

381 Thanks Al. Now some would say she's not really pretty. But I reject that.

Posted by: teej at October 09, 2012 07:38 PM (PNi9V)

382 317 Campaigning on Sesame Street seems more pathetic than evil to me. That's why I really hope they run with that big bird ad.

Maybe it's just me...but when I see grownups using children's characters to spread lies, it seems like that crosses the line over to...evil.

They should at least be forced to put up a warning...
Or a disclaimer, like the Drug Companies have to do.

"Warning. Sesame Street is being charged to your future earnings, kids. But keep watching our socialist propaganda, and you will never miss the freedoms that you won't have when you're paying for this."

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 07:38 PM (l5RhJ)

383 I am traumatized and may very well need therapy.

Hug me.

Posted by: Weepy the Trash Man at October 09, 2012 07:38 PM (O6q63)

384 We would like to thank President Obama for calling so much extra attention to the public funding of our multimillion dollar profit making operation. We would be even more appreciative if he would simply shut the fuck up already.

Posted by: PBS Spokesthingy Big Bird at October 09, 2012 07:38 PM (8/bPb)

385 379

Andrew Sullivan is the sort of man you don't want to see even fully clothed...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:39 PM (boomF)

386 382

But everyone loves Socialism!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:40 PM (boomF)

387 384 We would like to thank President Obama for calling so much extra attention to the public funding of our multimillion dollar profit making operation. We would be even more appreciative if he would simply shut the fuck up already.



As would we.

Posted by: The American People at October 09, 2012 07:41 PM (GEICT)

388 American Crossroads ad on Benghazi attacks:





http://bit.ly/RdMkLp

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:34 PM (P6QsQ)

--Woulda been better with Beck edited out of it.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 07:41 PM (V/U0X)

389 This from Rasmussen:

Forty-six percent (46%) of these Swing State voters are now “certain” they will vote for Romney and will not change their minds. Forty percent (40%) are certain they will vote for the president

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 07:41 PM (nTgAI)

390 *Pokes head back out*

Is it just me, or does the Cincy pitcher Homer Bailey belong in It's a Wonderful Life?

Bunneh picture below as part of my penance (and yes, it is a picture of a bunneh):

http://tinyurl.com/8k95dty

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 07:42 PM (4ramR)

391 BTW, has anyone seen lou's a girl around lately? I think she's the one who owes me a couple of interwebz beers for the K-State vs OU game.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 09, 2012 07:42 PM (/tk/V)

392 388

Beck's ok. Too bad he's an Unperson now.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:43 PM (boomF)

393
Coors and miller conservative and Natural Light moderate says Huff Poop.
Leinenkugel=most conservative beer they said
Busweiser=leans liberal.
Corona=Most liberal
Guinness=liberal
Heinekin-liberal
Sam Adams=Solid conservative
Molson=liberal/canadian
Rolling Rock=Conservative
Labatt Blue=Conservative
Fosters=Slightly Conservative (RINO)
Dos Equis=Slightly Liberal (DINO)
Any Hard Cider-Very Liberal
Stella Artois-Liberal
Any microbrew-very liberal/Prog.
Blue Moon=conservative

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:43 PM (1gZhP)

394 You know that Jim Henson died, right?

He got a flu and ignored the symptoms. Woke up dead.


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 09, 2012 07:43 PM (he2LC)

395 Jack Walsh quit his position at Fortune...as a contributor.

Fortune is a liberal outfit.
I bet they asked for his resignation today...after what he said about Barky "making up numbers" for the bogus Unemployment figures.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 07:43 PM (l5RhJ)

396 Sierra Nevada and Corona liberal beers according to Huff Poop

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:35 PM (1gZhP)


Then fuck HuffPo up the ass sideways with a rusty chainsaw. I dig me some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale ... Huffpo can send a few libs to my house to argue the point.
Bring bodybags bitches!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:44 PM (GRvW4)

397 390 *Pokes head back out* Is it just me, or does the Cincy pitcher Homer Bailey belong in It's a Wonderful Life? Bunneh picture below as part of my penance (and yes, it is a picture of a bunneh): http://tinyurl.com/8k95dty
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 07:42 PM (4ramR)


I think you're going to fit in just fine here. You seem to have the stuff that great moronettes are made of! But just remember, we DO take our boobies seriously 'round here.

Posted by: Havedash at October 09, 2012 07:45 PM (ToMJU)

398 395

Obama wouldn't just make stuff up, would he?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:45 PM (boomF)

399 Busweiser=leans liberal.


Again. Bullshit.

Bud is THE American beer. Hell, the King of Beers.


Ain't no homo in Bud.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (GRvW4)

400 I heard Ryan has conducted debate prep against a brick wall, a door jam, Turret syndrome man, bowl of jello, piece of toast and a tire iron...he should be good to go...

Posted by: rukiddingme? at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (MbeEN)

401
"Then fuck HuffPo up the ass sideways with a rusty chainsaw. I dig me some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale ... Huffpo can send a few libs to my house to argue the point.
Bring bodybags bitches!"
haha. I am going to avoid the cider.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:47 PM (1gZhP)

402 "Ain't no homo in Bud." Remember this is huff poo

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:47 PM (1gZhP)

403 Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:44 PM (GRvW4)

Sierra Nevada Tumbler-I don't care about its political proclivities, it is a great beer!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (Cnqmv)

404 And Budweiser leans liberal? Bwahahaha!
Tall necks iced down for a while is my beer. Screw "fashionable."

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (erYRT)

405 402

That's the worst kind of poop.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:48 PM (boomF)

406 397....Bunneh picture below as part of my penance (and yes, it is a picture of a bunneh):
http://tinyurl.com/8k95dty


Cuteness.
My dog loves broccoli...and bunnehs.
In that order, too.
He's not fast enough to catch bunnehs, tho.

Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 07:49 PM (l5RhJ)

407 Leinenkugel=most conservative beer they said


----------

Well there ya go.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (P6QsQ)

408 I don't drink Budweiser. I've always made my own beer (and am very, very good at it) plus, when I was a kid the neighbor lady said it tasted like cock .....

Posted by: Beto at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (BAnPT)

409 I prefer the traditional Jack Daniels or Jim beam.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (1gZhP)

410 407

It had to be the one with the hardcore German name...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:51 PM (boomF)

411 "when I was a kid the neighbor lady said it tasted like cock ....."haha. Never tasted cock but makes sense

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:51 PM (1gZhP)

412 Leiny's is the devil's piss.

Posted by: Obama Campaign Spokesperson at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (8/bPb)

413 What do the morons like to drink?

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (1gZhP)

414 My dog loves broccoli...and bunnehs.

In that order, too.




Posted by: wheatie at October 09, 2012 07:49 PM

Our Lab was like that...she's gone now. We miss her sweetness every day

Posted by: Beto at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (BAnPT)

415 So, what is Yuengling?

And don't say Chinese Commie.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (he2LC)

416 I grew up on Bud. That's just what you drank. Didn't switch over to the SNPA til a few years ago.

Hell, if I'm in a place that doesn't have my precious, I'll have a Bud and tell all the dudes drinking light or micro what fags they are.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (GRvW4)

417 Manslaughter isn't just foreign policy. It's also domestic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:03 PM (boomF)


You can't spell "manslaughter" without "laughter"!

Posted by: "Laughing Joe" Biden at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (sZTYJ)

418 @413 Infamous 'ette here: wine and bourbon/whiskey/rye.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 07:53 PM (4ramR)

419 Friends wife is a democrat..she drinks skinnygirl cocktails.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:53 PM (1gZhP)

420 417

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:53 PM (boomF)

421 Yuengling is a PA staple. Like scrapple.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:53 PM (GRvW4)

422 418

Infamy is the best kind of fame.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (boomF)

423 "I grew up on Bud. That's just what you drank. Didn't switch over to the SNPA til a few years ago." I think that Bud was purchased by Stella Artois/Heinekin a few years ago. This make explain the move to the left.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (1gZhP)

424 I'm drinking Revelstoke (Canadian spiced whiskey, 90 proof) right now.

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 07:55 PM (V/U0X)

425
415 So, what is Yuengling?And don't say Chinese Commie.
Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 09, 2012 07:52 PM (he2LC)


Beer out of Pennsylvania. If Kratos weren't banned I think he'd mention it being an ok beer that has greatly benefited from its change in marketing strategy.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 09, 2012 07:55 PM (GULKT)

426 "Infamous 'ette here: wine and bourbon/whiskey/rye." Great stuff. Going to pick me up a bottle of boutrbon tonight. Coke Cola and Bourbon=capitalism.

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:55 PM (1gZhP)

427 This make explain the move to the left.


Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:54 PM (1gZhP)


Yeah, when that faggot Belgian company bought Anheuser-Busch. Don't care. Bud IS the American beer.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:56 PM (GRvW4)

428 Not a comparison I would be able to make Beto.
I know compared to 99.99% of you folks I fell off a turnip truck, not false humility, but I didn't just fall off last night.

Oh, and why only 99.99%?
Does the name gerg ring a bell?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 09, 2012 07:56 PM (RYVE/)

429 Leinenkugel=most conservative beer they said----------Well there ya go.
Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 09, 2012 07:50 PM (P6QsQ)

I just had this recently in California, some lemon flavored kind , was pretty good on a hot day

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 07:57 PM (nTgAI)

430 ~Getting the shakes..alcohol withdrawals

Posted by: ConservativeCrank at October 09, 2012 07:57 PM (1gZhP)

431 I just had this recently in California, some lemon flavored kind , was pretty good on a hot day

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 07:57 PM (nTgAI)


Probably their Shandy. Not bad. In the pool. When it's 115.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 09, 2012 07:59 PM (GRvW4)






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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat