MNF

Texans. Jets. Pain train comin, my Jets afficianados. That's Spanish.

I would have given you 30 points, and still won a Whataburger with cheese and jalapenos.

Oldie but goodie, for the Jets fans.

jets-hot-cheerleader.jpg

Hope I didn't screw up the tag. And by "hope I didn't screw up the tag" I mean "she makes me feel funny in the swimsuit area."

Let freedom ring.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:33 PM



Comments

1 AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

Posted by: Howard Dean at October 08, 2012 07:40 PM (FcR7P)

2 Jersey cheerleaders? That's what I call a sure thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 08:34 PM (GEICT)

3 Pointy elbows that bend the wrong way!!!

Posted by: ewwwww at October 08, 2012 08:35 PM (PIu/i)

4 At least its not Boomer Esiason in drag.

Posted by: wooga at October 08, 2012 08:36 PM (vjyZP)

5 Suggested Drinking Game for tonight. Everytime Gruden says Tebow, you take a shot.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 08, 2012 08:36 PM (GULKT)

6 All that hair... Could get caught under my knee IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 08, 2012 08:37 PM (GNaYV)

7 What's with the busted link near the top in the sidebar?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 08, 2012 08:37 PM (8JpQH)

8 Couldn't we have a Texans cheerleader???

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 08:37 PM (KgRgY)

9 She can do strange things with her elbows. NTTIAWWT

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 08, 2012 08:37 PM (ccXZP)

10 She gets great volume in her hair. I'd love to know her secret.

Posted by: John Edwards at October 08, 2012 08:38 PM (QKKT0)

11 Tebow Time by 10:30 EST.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 08:38 PM (0CiTm)

12 Jets cheerleaders

http://tinyurl.com/8rsk8z8



candid holidays, snaps, ay? Candid? Candid?

say no more

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 08:38 PM (8sCoq)

13 7
What's with the busted link near the top in the sidebar?


Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 08, 2012 08:37 PM (8JpQH)


Heeeeey.....what happened to the chicken? Did I miss an announcement!?

Posted by: Tami at October 08, 2012 08:38 PM (X6akg)

14 I'm torn between tonight being a debacle or a catastrophe for the jets?

Posted by: General Woundwort at October 08, 2012 08:39 PM (DWgdc)

15 OT: Whoever photoshopped DWS for her upcoming Vogue spread (sorry I said spread and DWS in the same sentence) should win the Nobel prize in science. Seriously.

Posted by: Cheri at October 08, 2012 08:39 PM (EAgmr)

16 8 Couldn't we have a Texans cheerleader???



We can't get a blog with proper formatting and you're asking for specific cheerleaders?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 08:39 PM (GEICT)

17 Houston 114, NY 3

Just sayin

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 08:39 PM (uLTng)

18 Bear Down....

Oops, thats later on, sorry, gotta go back to having David Axelrod 'splain to me how that Mittens guy is the lyingest liar since they invented lies.

Axelrod, the sainted humanitarian, who knows a lie when he says one

Posted by: dodging bullets in Chicago at October 08, 2012 08:39 PM (befMf)

19 Please, Please start Tebow! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: assclownspotter at October 08, 2012 08:40 PM (GjNfi)

20 Axe is my buddy, giggle.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 08, 2012 08:40 PM (uLTng)

21 We can't get a blog with proper formatting and you're asking for specific cheerleaders?

I have my priorities straight.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 08:40 PM (KgRgY)

22 Pink and green do not go together

Posted by: General Woundwort at October 08, 2012 08:40 PM (DWgdc)

23 so far, the jets have held Houston scoreless

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 08:41 PM (8sCoq)

24 Tebow will play tonight, but prolly won't start.

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 08:41 PM (uLTng)

25 I'm gonna pass on watching tonight. I'm not a fan of either team, but ordinarily that fact alone would not keep me from watching. It's just that my opponent has Arian Foster and no good fantasy-wise can result tonight. Why torture myself?

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 08:41 PM (V/U0X)

26 Suggested Drinking Game for tonight. Everytime Gruden says Tebow, you take a shot.

Man, can you imagine if they were playing the Ravens?

"Tebow" "Ray Lewis" "Tebow" "Ray Lewis"...

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 08, 2012 08:41 PM (vbh31)

27 I would share my Nilla wafers with her.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 08, 2012 08:41 PM (Gk3SS)

28 I think she's got water in her ear.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2012 08:41 PM (Ij06X)

29 Texan haters chew on this:

All eight ESPN "experts" take the Texans over the Jets. Trent Dilfer calls it a "no-brainer."

Jon Gruden: "J.J. Watt has been unstoppable." He agrees with Wade Phillips that Watt is a Hall of Fame caliber player.

Go Texans!

Posted by: USA at October 08, 2012 08:41 PM (RIg+t)

30 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 08:42 PM (6o4Fb)

31 I'd touchdown on that landing strip so hard, you could spot Tim Tebow three interceptions and the Jets would still win.

Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2012 08:42 PM (vm7ot)

32 Man I LOVE how Houston is starting.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 08:43 PM (KgRgY)

33 @27

with who Alex?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 08:43 PM (uLTng)

34 Check out this hot chick
http://tinyurl.com/8b4clwt

Posted by: Spypeach at October 08, 2012 08:43 PM (pwTow)

35 ah never mind, the cheerleader

no, i am not gay

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 08:43 PM (uLTng)

36 What's with the busted link near the top in the sidebar?

Blogging like Obama in a debate!

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2012 08:43 PM (FcR7P)

37 bad linkage , like Obama in a debate

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 08:44 PM (uLTng)

38 21 We can't get a blog with proper formatting and you're asking for specific cheerleaders?



No doubt. But I think the odds of getting either are about the same.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 08:44 PM (GEICT)

39 Screw football. The O's are on.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 08, 2012 08:44 PM (jucos)

40 @39

Screw baseball, with all due respect to your birds.

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 08:45 PM (uLTng)

41 Arian Foster is a vegan??

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 08:45 PM (6o4Fb)

42 Gonna be a long night for the Jets.

Posted by: Tami at October 08, 2012 08:46 PM (X6akg)

43 Jet D sucks. Put in Tebow.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 08:46 PM (0CiTm)

44 SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Posted by: USA at October 08, 2012 08:46 PM (RIg+t)

45 34 Check out this hot chick

http://tinyurl.com/8b4clwt

Posted by: Spypeach at October 08, 2012 08:43 PM (pwTow)



Those are some sharp elbows.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 08:46 PM (GEICT)

46 31 I'd touchdown on that landing strip so hard, you could spot Tim Tebow three interceptions and the Jets would still win.

Here's the problem with that...since she's from New York, the morning after you'd have to listen to that grating voice, "Hey Fritz, youse gonna get me a bagel and a schmear orwhaddyagonnado? 'Cause if you not gonna take care a me, you can fuggedaboutit."

It would be at that point that I'd jump from the nearest bridge.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 08:46 PM (KgRgY)

47 Obama Fire Sale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uVb-jnCqd4&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: before the action at October 08, 2012 08:47 PM (LpQbZ)

48 This is the 666th M.N.F. game...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 08, 2012 08:47 PM (COr7y)

49 Jet win 3 zip in overtime.

Posted by: eman at October 08, 2012 08:47 PM (Wp4rQ)

50 But I think the odds of getting either are about the same.

At least with the blog formatting, we were given false hope.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 08, 2012 08:47 PM (vbh31)

51 The rout is on

Posted by: General Woundwort at October 08, 2012 08:47 PM (DWgdc)

52 Screw baseball, with all due respect to your birds.
Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 08:45 PM (uLTng)
-----------------------------------------------------
I have to watch. We are rich in baseball talent here in the Balt./DC region this year. It has been WAY too long since we have been able to compete. I am more Nationals than O's

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 08, 2012 08:48 PM (jucos)

53 #BullsOnParade

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at October 08, 2012 08:48 PM (srIqv)

54 41 Arian Foster is a vegan??

Yup, and a student of quantum physics too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 08:48 PM (KgRgY)

55 80+ yards. 8 plays. That is awesome!

Posted by: USA at October 08, 2012 08:49 PM (RIg+t)

56 Opponents: 41
Jets: obama

Posted by: Truman North at October 08, 2012 08:49 PM (I2LwF)

57 Yes, I noticed the ole' jock strap getting a bit snug my own self.

Posted by: HtP at October 08, 2012 08:49 PM (jx2j9)

58 Here's the problem with that...since she's from New York, the morning after you'd have to listen to that grating voice, "Hey Fritz, youse gonna get me a bagel and a schmear orwhaddyagonnado? 'Cause if you not gonna take care a me, you can fuggedaboutit."

It would be at that point that I'd jump from the nearest bridge.



Which is why you don't bring her to your place and you leave while she's asleep.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 08:50 PM (GEICT)

59 The Jets play 'football' like Obama at a debate.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 08, 2012 08:50 PM (jucos)

60 Pointy antecubitals? How the hell did that happen?

That cleavage? Looks like a plumber's butt. Not sure why, but it does.

Call me if you get those arms put on the right way, otherwise, skedaddle.

Posted by: Dang© - wearing an old timey hat and driving a PT Cruiser, like an ass hole at October 08, 2012 08:50 PM (R18D0)

61 Mark Sanchez sucks but at least he has scored some fine tail.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 08:51 PM (6o4Fb)

62 Which is why you don't bring her to your place and you leave while she's asleep.

Couldn't I just use chloroform when I was done?

C'mon, it's The Moron Way.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 08:52 PM (KgRgY)

63
34 Check out this hot chick
(S)


http://tinyurl.com/8b4clwt



Posted by: Spypeach at October 08,

Thanks , I needed that ...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 08, 2012 08:52 PM (COr7y)

64 The pink is even worse on the officials.They look like Village People.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 08:52 PM (6o4Fb)

65 Jets fans booing on second play of the game. Good sign.....

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 08:52 PM (BVkEs)

66 Pay attention, this will be a lesson in futility.

Posted by: Adam at October 08, 2012 08:52 PM (/YJYi)

67 Jets' fans already booing. Second play of first possession

Posted by: USA at October 08, 2012 08:52 PM (RIg+t)

68 Jet fans wake up booing.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 08:53 PM (6o4Fb)

69 Hyperextensive elbows. That's just gross.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 08, 2012 08:53 PM (nZvGM)

70 41 Arian Foster is a vegan??

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 08:45 PM (6o4Fb)

--Yup. So is Tony Gonzalez.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 08:54 PM (V/U0X)

71 Is it me or is every guy under 30 on every commercial either a hipster douche or a raging beta?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 08:54 PM (0CiTm)

72 i think we are all aware of cancer....

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 08, 2012 08:54 PM (Ho2rs)

73 Using Nate Silver's model, Texans 3490, Jets -38

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 08, 2012 08:54 PM (dX4hn)

74 Arian Foster has a vagina? Whaaaa!!!!

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 08:55 PM (BVkEs)

75 Couldn't I just use chloroform when I was done?

C'mon, it's The Moron Way.



That'll work. But the sneaking out nets you extra difficulty points.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 08:55 PM (GEICT)

76 71 Is it me or is every guy under 30 on every commercial either a hipster douche or a raging beta?

No, you're correct.

I am also trying to understand how black folks are 12% of the population but are in 80% of the commercials.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 08:56 PM (KgRgY)

77 68 Jet fans wake up booing.
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 08:53 PM (6o4Fb)
=======


heh

Posted by: before the action at October 08, 2012 08:57 PM (LpQbZ)

78 >>>Here's the problem with that...since she's from New York, the morning
after you'd have to listen to that grating voice, "Hey Fritz, youse
gonna get me a bagel and a schmear orwhaddyagonnado? 'Cause if you not
gonna take care a me, you can fuggedaboutit."



It would be at that point that I'd jump from the nearest bridge.


Alternatively, I'd say, (as I rip a disgustingly rude fart), "Get the fuck out, and forget you ever knew me, bitch."

Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2012 08:57 PM (vm7ot)

79 Every commercial features an Asian woman or girl. If they speak, hey speak English in a uniform American accent.

Posted by: Truman North at October 08, 2012 08:57 PM (eh2Ql)

80 I am also trying to understand how black folks are 12% of the population but are in 80% of the commercials.


And 90% of pop culture

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 08:58 PM (GEICT)

81 47 Obama Fire Sale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uVb-jnCqd4&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: before the action at October 08, 2012 08:47 PM (LpQbZ)

--That there is some funny shit.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 08:58 PM (V/U0X)

82
Cheerleader: Uncanny resemblance of LauraW.

Do you have a rear shot, DiT? The hump would leave no doubt.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 08, 2012 08:58 PM (bcNec)

83 Cheri, an Oscar for special effects.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 08, 2012 08:58 PM (c8YhH)

84 I am also trying to understand how black folks are 12% of the population but are in 80% of the commercials.

I denounce myself.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 08:56 PM (KgRgY)
------------------------------------------------
They are about 80% of NFL players too. We need some equal opportunity moving forward. I am sure there are some chinese dudes and women that would like to play in the NFL

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 08, 2012 08:58 PM (jucos)

85 OK, I have tonight's MNF drinking game.

the phrase is:


'and the Jets go 3 and out.'

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 08:58 PM (8sCoq)

86 how black folks are 12% of the population but are in 80% of the commercials.


Pffft. Pikers.

Posted by: Gheys in TV sitcoms at October 08, 2012 08:59 PM (vbh31)

87 Fuck MNF. It runs to 1:30 AM on the East Coast and I'm not gonna stay up to watch it.

I'll be on the couch watching some true crime, forensic, or ER stuff until I pass out within the hour.

MNF has been dead to me from almost the time it was introduced. Let the assholes in CA watch it during their dinner time and maybe I'll start watching it again.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 08, 2012 09:00 PM (tOkJB)

88 9
She can do strange things with her elbows. NTTIAWWT


Posted by: GnuBreed at October 08, 2012 08:37 PM

I'm betting that she could throw a football better than Dirty Sanchez

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:00 PM (wwsoB)

89 We have the Jets as holding a 97.3% likelihood of winning this game. Tim Tebow has a 63.4% chance of being caught sneaking in a cigarette at halftime.

Posted by: Nate Sliver's Model at October 08, 2012 09:00 PM (UvR6d)

90 Ooooh, Broncos v. Chargers next MNF

Yawn.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:00 PM (KgRgY)

91 Tebow!

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at October 08, 2012 09:01 PM (srIqv)

92 Teeeeebooow! And the receiver drops it.

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:01 PM (QupBk)

93 Fuck MNF. It runs to 1:30 AM on the East Coast and I'm not gonna stay up to watch it.


==========


Um....wut? 1:30AM? I'm on the east coast and I've never stayed up until 1:30 watching MNF.

Posted by: Tami at October 08, 2012 09:01 PM (X6akg)

94 That chick has some big assed triceps.....and if her arms weren't pointed straight down....the elbows...I see pointy....

I was also just wondering what she was sitting on to make her look that way...

Just askin'

Posted by: Portnoy at October 08, 2012 09:01 PM (A5Abh)

95 Nice pass by Sanchez. It's really hard to catch those when they're in your hands.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:01 PM (KgRgY)

96 And they bring in Tebow for one play and he's back out.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 08, 2012 09:02 PM (GULKT)

97 'and the Jets go 3 and out.'


Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 08:58 PM

And the play by play online will read;

Greene 2 yard run
Sanchez incomplete pass to the right
Sanchez incomplete pass to the middle
Malone punt

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:02 PM (wwsoB)

98 We see the odds of Rex Ryan being seen swearing on camera as increasingly unlikely. Currently we see a 5.8% chance of this happening.

Posted by: Nate Silver's model at October 08, 2012 09:02 PM (UvR6d)

99 Boy that pass by Tebow was on the money.

And Sanchez not.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 08, 2012 09:02 PM (PHb2k)

100 Its Ggonna get ugly tonight

Posted by: General Woundwort at October 08, 2012 09:03 PM (DWgdc)

101 Tebow's throw was perfect. Sanchez' throw was garbage.

Posted by: USA at October 08, 2012 09:03 PM (RIg+t)

102 How do you get Sanchez across the goal line?

Tell him it's the border

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at October 08, 2012 09:03 PM (wwsoB)

103 Texans are gonna wanna rest Foster in this cushy game. I hope.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:03 PM (V/U0X)

104 Truck Monkey, I forgot to add: Gratz to your Orioles for a great season, no matter how the playoffs come out.

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 09:04 PM (uLTng)

105 Interesting how she can spin her head around to her back like that...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 08, 2012 09:04 PM (e7w2X)

106 102 How do you get Sanchez across the goal line?

Tell him it's the border

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at October 08, 2012 09:03 PM (wwsoB)

--No, you tell him some high school pussy is in the end zone.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:04 PM (V/U0X)

107 TV, even MNF, is insidious. Where did I see there are more fag characters on TV now than ever? Here?
I try to make sure I DO stuff more than I watch stuff.
Like the Gunny... http://preview.tinyurl.com/8fkdbtl

Posted by: Thorvald at October 08, 2012 09:04 PM (1V6Pv)

108 Texans are gonna wanna rest Foster in this cushy game. I hope.

Hope not. I was kinda hoping for a Bellichick style 62-0 beatdown.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:04 PM (KgRgY)

109 My leg doesn't bend like that!

Posted by: Nate Silver's model at October 08, 2012 09:04 PM (RIg+t)

110 Back to back Tebow then Sanchez passes like that are gonna cause a little talk in NY.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 08, 2012 09:05 PM (PHb2k)

111 Obama ate a dog. And that dog was the Jets.

Posted by: Truman North at October 08, 2012 09:05 PM (eh2Ql)

112 Hold on.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 09:06 PM (0CiTm)

113
A Tebow tease.

ooo interception...

Posted by: before the action at October 08, 2012 09:06 PM (LpQbZ)

114 107 TV, even MNF, is insidious. Where did I see there are more fag characters on TV now than ever? Here?
I try to make sure I DO stuff more than I watch stuff.
Like the Gunny... http://preview.tinyurl.com/8fkdbtl

Posted by: Thorvald at October 08, 2012 09:04 PM (1V6Pv)

--TV has it inverted: every gay male character is in a committed, monogamous relationship, while every heterosexual male sleeps with a different girl each week (see the TV Trope "Everyone Has Sex").

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:06 PM (V/U0X)

115 Big pick. Let's see if Tebow gets some more action.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:06 PM (HethX)

116 I got your Whataburger right here, Texas boy.

Cromartie with the pick.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:06 PM (TMB3S)

117 102 Cross the line much?


Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 09:07 PM (BVkEs)

118 Shitty pass. That was all on Schaub.

Posted by: USA at October 08, 2012 09:07 PM (RIg+t)

119 Can't wait to hear Jay Mohr tomorrow break this game down since he's a Jets fan.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:07 PM (V/U0X)

120 Let me find out the jets have some spunk left in them

Posted by: General Woundwort at October 08, 2012 09:07 PM (DWgdc)

121 The Finnish line, that is. ;

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 09:08 PM (BVkEs)

122 Let me find out the jets have some spunk left in them

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 08, 2012 09:08 PM (HethX)

123 I have to confess, I love the Manning commercials....especially Payton's. He cracks me up.

Posted by: Tami at October 08, 2012 09:08 PM (X6akg)

124 71
Is it me or is every guy under 30 on every commercial either a hipster douche or a raging beta?


You are correct, sir.

Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at October 08, 2012 09:08 PM (vjyZP)

125 108 Texans are gonna wanna rest Foster in this cushy game. I hope.

Hope not. I was kinda hoping for a Bellichick style 62-0 beatdown.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:04 PM (KgRgY)

--You don;t play any fantasy games, do you?

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:09 PM (V/U0X)

126 bring in Tebow
get Sanchez motivated

Posted by: games at October 08, 2012 09:09 PM (LpQbZ)

127 ESPN and other sports analysts were ranting about the KC crowd cheering Matt Cassel's injury, and how crude and uncivil the fans have gotten.

Booing that was boorish, but spare me the sanctimory. ESPN promotes the thug attitude with their glorification of Ray Lewis and Michael Vick, while Christians like Tebow are "divisive" and a menace to society

They make money off the cheapening of our culture and then don't like the results? They're like Shep Smith fapping to car chases until one goes wrong, then blames society for rubbernecking.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:09 PM (wwsoB)

128
Let me find out the jets have some spunk left in them

The cheerleaders have more.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 09:09 PM (0CiTm)

129 That wasn't pass interference. Fuckin replacement refs suck.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 09:09 PM (BVkEs)

130 There is a commercial for dish soap where the husband and wife are arguing whether you have to soak the tray before you put it in the dishwasher.

A third character, apparently representing the compan that makes the dish soap, tells the couple that you do not have to soak first.

My son says to me, "Dad, that commercial is wrong. They made the man smarter than the woman! That never happens in commercials!"

Which is absolutely true.

Posted by: Truman North at October 08, 2012 09:09 PM (eh2Ql)

131 Well looks like the Jets are gonna score. A Field Goal.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 08, 2012 09:10 PM (GULKT)

132 TriciaNC ‏@TriciaNC1
RT @USAHipster: Fox News just announced State Dept briefed WH the day after Amb. Stevens was murdered as a TERRORIST ATTACK!! #p2 #tcot

Posted by: Evilpens at October 08, 2012 09:10 PM (ck76k)

133 nice

Posted by: games at October 08, 2012 09:10 PM (LpQbZ)

134 Boo + yeah!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:10 PM (TMB3S)

135 What's going on here?

Posted by: Adam at October 08, 2012 09:10 PM (/YJYi)

136 hell of a catch!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 08, 2012 09:10 PM (HethX)

137 TD NYJ

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 09:11 PM (8sCoq)

138 almost another receiver drop, but nice

Posted by: games at October 08, 2012 09:11 PM (LpQbZ)

139 TD Jets.

Every time Chucky says Jets Offense, I hear Dead Offense.

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:11 PM (QupBk)

140 127 ESPN and other sports analysts were ranting about the KC crowd cheering Matt Cassel's injury, and how crude and uncivil the fans have gotten.

Booing that was boorish, but spare me the sanctimory. ESPN promotes the thug attitude with their glorification of Ray Lewis and Michael Vick, while Christians like Tebow are "divisive" and a menace to society

They make money off the cheapening of our culture and then don't like the results? They're like Shep Smith fapping to car chases until one goes wrong, then blames society for rubbernecking.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:09 PM (wwsoB)

--kbd, it was bullshit.

The Chiefs fans were cheering because Cassel in fact got a first down on the play when he was injured. They saw that long before they could tell he was injured. I can understand why Winston was upset, since he could see what happened to his teammate before any of the fans could, but 24 hours after the fact and talking heads are still piling on the fans over nothing.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:11 PM (V/U0X)

141 @127

kbdabear: bless you

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (uLTng)

142 61
Mark Sanchez sucks but at least he has scored some fine tail.


Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 08:51 PM

He's on his way to becoming the next Rex Grossman, Kyle Boller, Chad Henne, or Kyle Orton.

Underwear models and Hollywood starlets don't return the phone calls of those guys

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (wwsoB)

143 Mmmmmm...Whataburger...

Posted by: antisocialist at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (j/nZn)

144 Jets didn't score that....

Posted by: Barky McFucknut at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (BVkEs)

145
My son says to me, "Dad, that commercial is wrong. They made the man smarter than the woman! That never happens in commercials!"

=====

Sharp young man. Another meme I point out continuously to my friends. Once you notice it, it never fails.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (0CiTm)

146 I like it when they have to catch it twice. I can just imagine the split second of panic they feel before they re-grab the ball.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (HethX)

147 Just think if Joe Biden was a ref at this game.

Biden, "Touchdown Celtics!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (c8YhH)

148 Is it wrong for me to want Chuckie to have a massive stroke?

Ok, then I'll be wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (TMB3S)

149 You bastards had better STAY ON TOPIC!

Posted by: Mirror Ignoramus From Hell at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (1Y+hH)

150 Link in nick about the Chiefs fans.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (V/U0X)

151 Sock off

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (HethX)

152 Dang. She's treating her elbows like Obama at a debate.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 08, 2012 09:13 PM (eHIJJ)

153 By kbdabear - ESPN promotes...

^^^ Thank you ^^^

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 08, 2012 09:13 PM (M7Cfv)

154 @148 jackstraw: that is a-okay

Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 09:14 PM (uLTng)

155
Um....wut? 1:30AM? I'm on the east coast and I've never stayed up until 1:30 watching MNF.

Posted by: Tami at October 08, 2012 09:01 PM (X6akg)


They used to start it at 10:00 EST, which is why I stopped watching it years ago. The games can still drag on until way after midnight so I say fuck it. Why watch a game you will inevitably pass out watching before halfway through the fourth quarter?

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 08, 2012 09:14 PM (tOkJB)

156 OT Here we go again:

Terrorist groups in the Gaza Strip fired some 55 rockets and mortar shells at southern Israel early Monday morning. The shells landed in communities in the Eshkol Regional Council. There were no reports of injuries, although two buildings were lightly damaged and several goats were killed due to an explosion in an animal corner.

WZ link in sig.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 08, 2012 09:14 PM (ccXZP)

157 Foster!

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:14 PM (QupBk)

158 commentators so biased

Posted by: games at October 08, 2012 09:15 PM (LpQbZ)

159 Foster! Niiiiice

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:15 PM (KgRgY)

160 151 Sock off
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (HethX)

-----

I was trying to decipher what innuendo was in there.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 08, 2012 09:15 PM (UvR6d)

161 Jeff Cumberland?

Never heard of him.

(No, it's not a stale Charlie Gibson sock. I really haven't heard of Jeff Cumberland.)

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:15 PM (V/U0X)

162 He's on his way to becoming the next Rex Grossman, Kyle Boller, Chad Henne, or Kyle Orton.Underwear models and Hollywood starlets don't return the phone calls of those guys
Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (wwsoB)


Maybe he can join Leinart in doing funny commercials. Oh wait he didn't win a Heisman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F778IKIe9eg

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 08, 2012 09:15 PM (GULKT)

163 Terrorist groups in the Gaza Strip fired some 55 rockets and mortar shells at southern Israel early Monday morning. The shells landed in communities in the Eshkol Regional Council. There were no reports of injuries, although two buildings were lightly damaged and several goats were killed due to an explosion in an animal corner.

WZ link in sig.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 08, 2012 09:14 PM (ccXZP)

Posted by: O'goatherder at October 08, 2012 09:15 PM (LpQbZ)

164 (No, it's not a stale Charlie Gibson sock. I really haven't heard of Jeff Cumberland.)

He's a rookie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:16 PM (KgRgY)

165 Sandra Fluke: "I can just imagine the split second of panic they feel before they re-grab the ball."

Panic? Anticipation's more like it.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 08, 2012 09:16 PM (eHIJJ)

166 Mistake above; it was Jamaal Charles who got the first down, not Cassel, but that's not the point anyway. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:16 PM (V/U0X)

167 Terrorist groups in the Gaza Strip fired some 55 rockets and mortar shells at southern Israel early Monday morning. The shells landed in communities in the Eshkol Regional Council. There were no reports of injuries, although two buildings were lightly damaged and several goats were killed due to an explosion in an animal corner.

WZ link in sig.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 08, 2012 09:14 PM (ccXZP)
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just another bump in the road

Posted by: O'goatherder at October 08, 2012 09:16 PM (LpQbZ)

168 The Chiefs fans were cheering because Cassel in fact
got a first down on the play when he was injured. They saw that long
before they could tell he was injured. I can understand why Winston was
upset, since he could see what happened to his teammate before any of
the fans could, but 24 hours after the fact and talking heads are still
piling on the fans over nothing.





Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:11 PM

Again, the talking heads promote the thugs and vilify or ignore the good citizens. Tebow isn't another Steve Young as a QB, but because he's outspoken in his Christian beliefs he's to be demonized. Meanwhile Ray Lewis is a "role model" and Michael Vick has been "rehabilitated" even though he admits to lying about his regrets.

They promote the thugs and the attitude, then get pissy when the fans don't behave like spectators at a polo match

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:16 PM (wwsoB)

169 >Um....wut? 1:30AM? I'm on the east coast and I've never stayed up until 1:30 watching MNF.


this is why MDT is great for watching football. Sunday games start at 11am. College games come on at 10am.

MNF over before 10.

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 09:17 PM (8sCoq)

170 We are less than 2 minutes from tying a quarter.

The suspense is killing me.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:17 PM (TMB3S)

171
He's on his way to becoming the next Rex Grossman, Kyle Boller, Chad Henne, or Kyle Orton.

Underwear models and Hollywood starlets don't return the phone calls of those guys

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (wwsoB)

--He could go the Jesse Palmer route and be on The Bachelor.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:17 PM (V/U0X)

172 I've been to MNF at Foxboro a few times. Leave the house at 4 PM, lucky to be home by 1:00 AM. It's exhausting.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:18 PM (HethX)

173 When I did a reserve hitch on the west coast it was great--MNF came on at 6. Sunday games--in the bar at 9 AM!

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 09:18 PM (0CiTm)

174 The League hates violence and frowns upon its excessivness.

Posted by: National Sarcastaball League at October 08, 2012 09:19 PM (eHIJJ)

175 Schaub is throwing some unwise passes.



Heh. Spell check keeps trying to substitute Staubach for Schaub.

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:19 PM (QupBk)

176
He's a rookie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:16 PM (KgRgY)

--Yup, the Jets' receiver corpse is as injury-depleted as Arizona's running backs. Cumberland was probably not expecting this much action so soon.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:19 PM (V/U0X)

177
That's SHIA Muslims, followers of the Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon Him, and the Holy Koran.

I'll thank you to show a little respect.

Posted by: President Prayer Rug at October 08, 2012 09:20 PM (1Y+hH)

178 toby928©: "Spell check keeps trying to substitute Staubach for Schaub."

Who wouldn't?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 08, 2012 09:21 PM (eHIJJ)

179 I'll thank you to show a little respect.

Sure. Be happy to.

::: spit :::

You're welcome.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:21 PM (KgRgY)

180 The Jets would give up big rushing yardage not only to Arian Foster, they'd give up yardage to Jodie Foster

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at October 08, 2012 09:21 PM (wwsoB)

181 >>I've been to MNF at Foxboro a few times. Leave the house at 4 PM, lucky to be home by 1:00 AM. It's exhausting.

Pfft. I used to have season tickets when it was Sullivan Stadium. There was more violence in the stadium than on the field. I considered it a success just to get home.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:21 PM (TMB3S)

182 They promote the thugs and the attitude, then get pissy when the fans don't behave like spectators at a polo match

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:16 PM (wwsoB)

--Good points, but you can't blame it all on the culture. Eagles fans, for example, were assholes long before ESPN existed.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:21 PM (V/U0X)

183 There's a football game on?

Posted by: mpfs at October 08, 2012 09:22 PM (Mkhiu)

184

Brooks Reed, Clay Matthews wannabe.

Posted by: Four last names at October 08, 2012 09:22 PM (LpQbZ)

185 logprof: "Eagles fans, for example, were assholes long before ESPN existed."

Eagles fans were assholes long before they were Eagles fans.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 08, 2012 09:23 PM (eHIJJ)

186 There's a football game on?

Only with the premium package.

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:23 PM (QupBk)

187 Teeeeboow!

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:24 PM (QupBk)

188 Pfft. I used to have season tickets when it was Sullivan Stadium. There was more violence in the stadium than on the field. I considered it a success just to get home.

And the toilets.....who could forget the toilets in Sullivan Stadium.

It's not true the the Army's Natick Lab studied them to learn chemical and biological warfare defense.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 09:24 PM (KgRgY)

189 Tony, uh, I mean Mark; prove to me that you love me. Mark, prove it to me!

Posted by: Eva Longoria at October 08, 2012 09:25 PM (vm7ot)

190 Schaub could just hand off to his backs and they can run to the outside where the Jets glacial linebackers will never catch them

Every team in the league knows you can run on the Jets outside the box. But Rex has some sort of loyal bromance with Pace, Scott, and Thomas and won't admit that they're old, slow, and useless.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:25 PM (wwsoB)

191 There's a football game on?
Posted by: mpfs at October 08, 2012 09:22 PM (Mkhiu)-_ -- -_-_ -- _-_ ------ - ;;;; ;;; ; ; ; , ,, , , , , , , . . . . . . .. . . . . . . ...It qualifiesat the moment, but that could change...

Posted by: Meremortal, trending Romney at October 08, 2012 09:25 PM (1Y+hH)

192 Sanchez is playing for his professional life, and losing.

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:26 PM (QupBk)

193 I was ejected, along with my brother, at a GB vs. Pats Monday nighter back in the late Nineties. My credentials are intact.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:26 PM (HethX)

194 And the fake punt is wasted.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 08, 2012 09:26 PM (GULKT)

195 Tony, uh, I mean Mark; prove to me that you love me. Mark, prove it to me!

Newsletter?

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at October 08, 2012 09:26 PM (vbh31)

196 193 I was ejected, along with my brother, at a GB vs. Pats Monday nighter back in the late Nineties. My credentials are intact.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:26 PM (HethX)

--Was this after they met in the Super Bowl?

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:26 PM (V/U0X)

197 sanchez looks defeated

Posted by: Four last names at October 08, 2012 09:27 PM (LpQbZ)

198 The toilets were fucking gross at the old place.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:27 PM (HethX)

199 The Texans, they have so many white guys on their defense. And it's a Texas team. So there has got to be some racial overtones there. Maybe even, codewords?

Posted by: Ms Toure Neblett at October 08, 2012 09:28 PM (/YJYi)

200 Posted by: Eva Longoria at October 08, 2012 09:25 PM (vm7ot)


--The fact that you are in it is one of the reservations I have about watching For Greater Glory. I hope it's a small part.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:28 PM (V/U0X)

201 The toilets were fucking gross at the old place.[/]

I've never seen a toilet that bleach and a flame thrower couldn't fix.

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:28 PM (QupBk)

202
I was ejected, along with my brother, at a GB vs. Pats Monday nighter back in the late Nineties. My credentials are intact.
====
for......?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 09:28 PM (0CiTm)

203 crap.

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:28 PM (QupBk)

204 Have any of the morons noticed to the nod to Obama at the facebook .com log in page? Most of you who have FB accounts are probably automatically logged in. Well, log out, go to the log in page and observe...the empty chair!

Posted by: JDW at October 08, 2012 09:28 PM (11KLF)

205 Anna @ 83....yep, you're right. What is so sad is that people know what she really looks like and she thinks that she looks like her Vogue pictures. But then again lies, delusionand illusion are her trade.

Posted by: Cheri at October 08, 2012 09:28 PM (EAgmr)

206 o/t

this is super creepy

http://tinyurl.com/8dy5sak

School allows OFA to register students but not Romney campaign


They get into school by lying about being with the elections office, then spew Obama propaganda.

They register the kids for Democrat Party.

just wow

Posted by: while on break at October 08, 2012 09:29 PM (LpQbZ)

207 199 The Texans, they have so many white guys on their defense. And it's a Texas team. So there has got to be some racial overtones there. Maybe even, codewords?

Posted by: Ms Toure Neblett at October 08, 2012 09:28 PM (/YJYi)

--I know, and people keep calling J.J. Watt a beast, an animal. How racist can you get?

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:29 PM (V/U0X)

208 >>Sanchez is playing for his professional life, and losing.

Leave Mark alone!!!

Seriously, the Jets have redefined the term "skill position".

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:29 PM (TMB3S)

209
I guarantee a Jets win. And....I....I don't care what's going on on the field....I, I want to kiss you.

"Back to you, Ed!"

Posted by: Joe Effing Namath at October 08, 2012 09:29 PM (1Y+hH)

210 123
I have to confess, I love the Manning commercials....especially Payton's. He cracks me up.


Posted by: Tami at October 08, 2012 09:08 PM

Hey Peyton, know what Florence Henderson and Eli Manning can do that you can't?

Beat a Brady

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at October 08, 2012 09:30 PM (wwsoB)

211 Jets receivers blow.

Posted by: Y-not at October 08, 2012 09:30 PM (5H6zj)

212 Houston floats right through the NY Defense

Posted by: while on break at October 08, 2012 09:32 PM (LpQbZ)

213 Yes, yes it was. Just looked it up. It was the October after the SB in the January of 1997.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:32 PM (HethX)

214 Foster glides across the field, beautiful to watch

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at October 08, 2012 09:32 PM (srIqv)

215
Jets receivers blow.

Posted by: Y-not


Right there on the field in front of God and everyone?

Posted by: mpfs at October 08, 2012 09:32 PM (Mkhiu)

216 and, yea, jets receivers blow

Posted by: while on break at October 08, 2012 09:32 PM (LpQbZ)

217 Foster glides across the field, beautiful to watch
Posted by: Jose/ningrim at October 08, 2012 09:32 PM (srIqv)

!

Posted by: while on break at October 08, 2012 09:33 PM (LpQbZ)

218 197
sanchez looks defeated

Posted by: Four last names at October 08, 2012 09:27 PM

Sanchez always has that look when it gets tough out there. That's why Tebow will be replacing him by Halloween.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:33 PM (wwsoB)

219 Mark Sanchez is awful. If he was a black guy he would have been gone last year. I also don't understand all this Tebow clamor. If Tebow were a black boy he never would have been drafted.

Posted by: MNF Conversations with Toure at October 08, 2012 09:34 PM (/YJYi)

220 I still want to know about the "Presidential Priorities".

*cough*

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:34 PM (QupBk)

221 >>Jets receivers blow.

These guys blow. But these aren't the Jets receivers.

Both starting wideouts and the TE are injured.

I think it's just about to get real ugly.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:34 PM (TMB3S)

222 Sanchez is a white Hispanic. It's just a matter of time before he kills someone.
/s

Posted by: Y-not at October 08, 2012 09:34 PM (5H6zj)

223 Sanchez is playing for his professional life, and losing.

But he's more 'authentic' by not studying the playbook.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2012 09:35 PM (FcR7P)

224 Good grief. The wife insisted on watching a recorded episode of Glee. Guest starring SJP. Gaaaarrrrr...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 09:35 PM (GEICT)

225 >>Both starting wideouts and the TE are injured.

Yeah, I know. But these guys really do stink.

Posted by: Y-not at October 08, 2012 09:35 PM (5H6zj)

226

Given this performace, how bad could I look in there?

Posted by: Timmy "Arms" Tebow at October 08, 2012 09:35 PM (1Y+hH)

227 USS Diversity

Fighting. Some dickweed in the row in front of us (drunk GB fan ) shoved me backwards when he jumped up ontothe bleacher seat in front of me. My brother, a cop, took exception and pushed him back. Next thing I know we're swinging like mad. Security breaks it up, walk me to some downstairs area, then let me walk out to the parking lot, no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:35 PM (HethX)

228 But he's more 'authentic' by not studying the playbook.

---

That reminds me. Did you guys see the story about what Obama did in Vegas before the debate? Hung out with reporters OTR drinking.

Posted by: Y-not at October 08, 2012 09:36 PM (5H6zj)

229 214
Foster glides across the field, beautiful to watch

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at October 08, 2012 09:32 PM

Don't tell me that my linebackers couldn't catch Betty White, these guys are my bestest buddies and I'll die for them!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at October 08, 2012 09:36 PM (wwsoB)

230 224
Good grief. The wife insisted on watching a recorded episode of Glee. Guest starring SJP. Gaaaarrrrr...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 09:35 PM (GEICT)


I'm no lawyer, but that might constitute grounds.

Posted by: Tami at October 08, 2012 09:37 PM (X6akg)

231 Apparently Obama also hung out drinking with reporters after the DNC while he was in FL.

I love how this is reported as if it's not a conflict of interest on the reporters' parts.

Posted by: Y-not at October 08, 2012 09:37 PM (5H6zj)

232 >>Yeah, I know. But these guys really do stink.

No argument from me. Where is Don Maynard when you need him?

I don't want to hear this "Oh I'm 70 years old" shit. Suck it up buttercup and get out there!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:38 PM (TMB3S)

233 Good grief. The wife insisted on watching a recorded episode of Glee. Guest starring SJP. Gaaaarrrrr...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 09:35 PM (GEICT)
====


goto TV#2

Posted by: while on break at October 08, 2012 09:38 PM (LpQbZ)

234 >There's a football game on?

Not while there's a Yankee game on, there isn't.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2012 09:39 PM (pxqZ+)

235 That reminds me. Did you guys see the story about what Obama did in Vegas before the debate? Hung out with reporters OTR drinking. Posted by: Y-not at October 08, 2012 09:36 PM (5H6zj)___ ___ _ __ _ _ _ _ ____ ____ __ _ _____ ____ __ ___ I was ironing Ann'sclothes and doing the boys laundry.

Posted by: Mitt the Marauder at October 08, 2012 09:39 PM (1Y+hH)

236 I will watch baseball until there is no more baseball to watch. Then I will switch over to football when the World Series is over, by default, and wallow in my sadness until Spring Training.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 08, 2012 09:39 PM (P6QsQ)

237 Apparently Obama also hung out drinking with reporters after the DNC while he was in FL.

Imagine the staggering number of questions that were not asked.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2012 09:39 PM (FcR7P)

238 >>>Good grief. The wife insisted on watching a recorded episode of Glee. Guest starring SJP. Gaaaarrrrr...


That's uncalled for. Them's fightin' woids! I'd go to the bar to drown my sorrows and contemplate the future of my relationship. Sssseriously.

Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2012 09:40 PM (vm7ot)

239 How is the NFL promoting the safety of partying with Ray Lewis?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 09:40 PM (0CiTm)

240
233Good grief. The wife insisted on watching a recorded episode of Glee. Guest starring SJP. Gaaaarrrrr...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 09:35 PM (GEICT)





You pop a feed-bucket of oats for the show?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 08, 2012 09:40 PM (2yJbu)

241 These guys blow. But these aren't the Jets receivers.



Both starting wideouts and the TE are injured.



I think it's just about to get real ugly.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:34 PM

Dustin Keller has sat out a hammy since August. This is his walk year so I think he's decided to sit it out and not get hurt. Losing Holmes hurt, he's the only starting quality wideout they have, which is why they put up with his prima donna act. Steven Hill was dropping everything but his paycheck

Tom Brady almost never has a prime outside WR to throw to, yet he gets it done.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at October 08, 2012 09:40 PM (wwsoB)

242 2 fakes?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 09:40 PM (BVkEs)

243 Here's the link to the story:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mhastings/where-barack-obama-lost-the-debate

Nauseating.

Posted by: Y-not at October 08, 2012 09:40 PM (5H6zj)

244 Tebow is one of the most overrated white guys since Christopher Columbus. But you know who the must overrated black guy evah is? TFG

Posted by: Marc lemont hill at October 08, 2012 09:41 PM (3J5R5)

245 224 >> Good grief. The wife insisted on watching a recorded episode of Glee. Guest starring SJP. Gaaaarrrrr...

BC, did you at least bargain with her for a steak and a BJ in return?

After the TV is off, of course. No sense in ruining your digestion too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 08, 2012 09:41 PM (ccXZP)

246 goto TV#2


I don't really care about the game. And tv number 2 is old and small.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 09:42 PM (GEICT)

247 Good grief. The wife insisted on watching a recorded episode of Glee. Guest starring SJP. Gaaaarrrrr...

"Sounds good, honey! I'll be here when you get back."

Why, yes, I am single. What gave it away?

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2012 09:42 PM (FcR7P)

248
Tebow is one of the most overrated white guys since Christopher Columbus.


How can that be? Everbody says he sucks, and they've said it for a long time.

Posted by: Meremortal, likes the trend at October 08, 2012 09:43 PM (1Y+hH)

249 >>Steven Hill was dropping everything but his paycheck


Actually, Hill had 2 TDs game one.

And Brady has had a bunch of prima donnas, Ocho Cinco being the latest.

He's had a ton more talent to play with and his first 3 three years consistent mainly of him handing off but yea, he's a stud and Sanchez is something less.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:43 PM (TMB3S)

250 But you know who the must overrated black guy evah is?

Maya Angelou?

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2012 09:44 PM (pxqZ+)

251 Tom Brady does have Wes Welker to throw to. Sorry Jets fans.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 08, 2012 09:44 PM (erYRT)

252 But you know who the must overrated black guy evah is?

Maya Angelou?


Hah! I was supposed to read that guy in high school.

Posted by: JaMarcus Russell at October 08, 2012 09:45 PM (FcR7P)

253 Second most overrated black guy? Bill Clinton

Posted by: Marc lemont hill at October 08, 2012 09:45 PM (3J5R5)

254 245 BC, did you at least bargain with her for a steak and a BJ in return?

After the TV is off, of course. No sense in ruining your digestion too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 08, 2012 09:41 PM (ccXZP)



The wife is currently terminating all advances from me. So no, no steak, no bj.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 09:45 PM (GEICT)

255 I remember watching a Jets game the last year they were at Shea (get off my lawn)

Someone was fighting about 5 rows up, and there's a guy whose arm is going up and down like a sewing machine needle. I figure the guy on the receiving end of that wasn't looking too good right now.

Then you have Veterans Stadium in Philly. Nicknamed The Vet which was appropriate because it was full of sick animals.

The Vet had a police station and courtroom in the stadium to speed up booking procedures.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:45 PM (wwsoB)

256 Hill is tremendously talented but he wasalways been a dropper in college and that will continue in the NFL.You'll get the occasional huge play out of him when he holds on to one.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 09:45 PM (6o4Fb)

257 Ace an hour ago on Twitter.

5ive3irty8ight ‏@AceofSpadesHQ
My model foresees an 81.89% chance that Mitt Romney will be a homeless bum by October 20th, wearing nothing but scraps and dog urine.


wtf, hehe

Posted by: while on break at October 08, 2012 09:46 PM (LpQbZ)

258
Fighting. Some dickweed in the row in front of us (drunk GB fan ) shoved me backwards when he jumped up ontothe bleacher seat in front of me. My brother, a cop, took exception and pushed him back. Next thing I know we're swinging like mad. Security breaks it up, walk me to some downstairs area, then let me walk out to the parking lot, no harm, no foul.
---

All right! Get a few shots in and no penalty except the boot. Not bad. Beat the traffic.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 09:48 PM (0CiTm)

259 You know why I hate Tebow. Because he went to Florida and took the starting job away from a black quarterback named Chris Leak. Do any of you remember hearing the Florida fans crying for Tebow while Leak was playing. Now I don't want to say it was racism but it made me uncomfortable. And Florida is in the south.

Posted by: Steven A Smith at October 08, 2012 09:49 PM (/YJYi)

260 251
Tom Brady does have Wes Welker to throw to. Sorry Jets fans.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 08, 2012 09:44 PM

Welker lives in the slot position and 3/4 of his catches are quick slants past a linebacker. There were more than a few games last year where Brady threw everything to Welker, Gronk, and Hernandez and maybe a pass or two to the wideouts

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:49 PM (wwsoB)

261 147 Just think if Joe Biden was a ref at this game.

Biden, "Touchdown Celtics!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 08, 2012 09:12 PM (c8YhH)


***********

No, it would be, "Home run! Celtics!"

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 08, 2012 09:50 PM (eQnzo)

262 256
Hill is tremendously talented but he wasalways been a dropper in college
and that will continue in the NFL.You'll get the occasional huge play
out of him when he holds on to one.


Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 09:45 PM

Braylon Edwards was that way, so was T.O., and so is Dez Bryant.

Still doesn't excuse the fact that Sanchez couldn't read a coverage even if the opposing secondary gave him hand signals

Posted by: kbdabear at October 08, 2012 09:51 PM (wwsoB)

263 Yeah, it wasn't bad. Got to see the first half, and like you said, beat the traffic out.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 08, 2012 09:52 PM (HethX)

264 >>Tom Brady does have Wes Welker to throw to. Sorry Jets fans.

He's also had guys like Moss, Deion Branch, Gronkowski and the list goes on and on. He also has the luxury of throwing from the upright and locked position.

But he has gotten it done. And he and his lovely wife live 3 blocks from me. You see him walking around the neighborhood from time to time and he's a nice guy.

What a douchebag.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:52 PM (TMB3S)

265 Yeah, I know he's not an outside guy kbdabear but he's a tough go to guy who gets it done. He and Jordy can play for me any day.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 08, 2012 09:53 PM (erYRT)

266 Rasmussen polling says the Jets will win tonight!

Posted by: gerg at October 08, 2012 09:53 PM (wwsoB)

267 Rasmussen polling says the Jets will win tonight!

The sample is dumbass+8 though.

Posted by: toby928© at October 08, 2012 09:56 PM (QupBk)

268 Wow, look at all these stats they're posting about J.J. Watt, sizing him up like a slave at market.

This is just too racist for me to bear.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:57 PM (V/U0X)

269 266
Rasmussen polling says the Jets will win tonight!


Yeah, but what does Rasputin say?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 09:58 PM (BVkEs)

270 Wow, a Lex Hilliard sighting.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 09:59 PM (V/U0X)

271 miracle

Posted by: Meremortal, like the trend at October 08, 2012 10:00 PM (1Y+hH)

272
The Jets are a bump in the road.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 10:01 PM (0CiTm)

273 It's too bad the radio signal and the TV feed aren't in sync; I'd rather listen to the radio guys than Gruden (Tirico is not too bad).

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 10:03 PM (V/U0X)

274 Sanchez pick at the 5

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 08, 2012 10:06 PM (0CiTm)

275 Three letters baby !! J E T S let's go Jets

Posted by: uncle joe at October 08, 2012 10:07 PM (3J5R5)

276 meh

jets going to get stomped again

Posted by: games at October 08, 2012 10:08 PM (LpQbZ)

277 logprof, if the radio's behind are you watching on a DVR or TiVo that you could sync up with the radio?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 08, 2012 10:12 PM (4ramR)

278 277 logprof, if the radio's behind are you watching on a DVR or TiVo that you could sync up with the radio?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 08, 2012 10:12 PM (4ramR)

--Nah, I just have cable, no DVR. the TV is a little slower than the radio by a split second. If it were the other way around it would not be so annoying.

Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 10:17 PM (V/U0X)

279 Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 09:52 PM (TMB3S)

You live off of Comm Ave?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 08, 2012 10:27 PM (gjMzs)

280 Texans special teams are not very special.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 08, 2012 10:28 PM (ZETiK)

281 I'm in Texas now and I'm wondering, does Karl's Jr. serve Hardees breakfast?

Posted by: teh dave at October 08, 2012 10:39 PM (229HF)

282 Hmmm...I take that back. Texans special teams flat out suck.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 08, 2012 10:43 PM (ZETiK)

283 Coming for you Whataburger boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 10:43 PM (TMB3S)

284 >>You live off of Comm Ave?

Beacon.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 10:44 PM (TMB3S)

285 ThX jets

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 10:46 PM (BVkEs)

286 teh dave If you mean does Carl's make fresh biscuits by hand, yes they do. Or at least they do at the Carl's Jr's in California.

Posted by: Yermo at October 08, 2012 11:01 PM (E3/4A)

287 Thank you, Yermo, this is good news, indeed. Now if only Texas had college football.

Posted by: teh dave at October 08, 2012 11:07 PM (229HF)

288 Happy to help. Those biscuits are outstanding.

Posted by: Yermo at October 08, 2012 11:24 PM (E3/4A)

289 Turn out the lights the party is over. Texans win and Mark Sanchez really blows.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 09, 2012 12:10 AM (ZETiK)

290 The fucking Jets suck...

Posted by: Freeman McNeil at October 09, 2012 05:46 AM (gIEdm)






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