Re-Post: It's Over
Well, not really. Last time I posted this it was... erm, premature.
It still is premature. Still, we should have some fun. I'm not in politics for the policy, or the Constitution, or the prosperity. I'm in it, chiefly, for the gloating. So: I think the election is over. I think it is so over we need a new Latin tense to describe how over it is, the Past Pluperfect Noncontinuing Historical Past Tense. So, what the hell are we going to do for a month? That's where Romney and Ryan are going to have to step the hell up. To make this entertaining, and not just a snoozer of a blowout, they're going to have to deliberately make some bad choices. They're going to have to fight to keep this close, to keep it interesting. They're going to have to schedule some gaffes. I was spitballing last night about some of the things they could do for us. You might have your own ideas. * Mitt Romney should start wearing a top hat, spats, and a monocle. * Paul Ryan should announce his marital status is now "Swingle." * Mitt Romney can reveal he subscribes to Poop Magazine. And in fact doesn't just subscribe, but invested Bain Capital funds in it. Bain Capital funds that otherwise would have gone towards Not Murdering People With Cancer. * When citizens present their babies for Paul Ryan to kiss, he should say, "Sorry, lady, but I don't kiss garbage." * Both candidates should pick a swing state we absolutely need and then begin insulting residents of that state for no good reason. Mitt Romney can start things off by referring to residents of Florida as "Floritards." Paul Ryan can walk into Ohio rallies and say, "What the crap smells so bad? Oh, right: dirty filthy Ohio dirt-mongrels." * Mitt Romney should start using the word "choad" casually, in tv interviews. He should also say "sext" whenever he means "email," "text," "call," or "tell." As in: "I'll be sexting the public my plan for tax reform later." * Mitt Romney should begin referring to Ann Romney as "My publicly-acknowledged sister-wife." * Paul Ryan should arrange for himself to be photographed leaving an American Legion bathroom, with the American flag stuck to the bottom of his shoe. * Whenever Ann and Mitt Romney appear in joint interviews, Ann should flinch at Mitt's slightest movement, and then whisper frantically to the interviewer: "Sometimes he gets so very angry with me." * Paul Ryan should make frequent, cryptic references to "my side-piece in Madison." * Mitt Romney should start saying things like "Joe Biden makes me so angry I want to punch him right in the wife." * Whenever Paul Ryan doesn't like the premise of a reporter's question, he should sharply say "Zionist lies!!!," with sibilants a-crackin'. * If asked about his Mormonism, and tensions with the evangelical community, Mitt Romney should get a cigar and start doing the Edward G. Robinson voice: "So where's your Messiah now, ay? See? Yeah. See? Yeaaahh." * Mitt Romney should appear on Letterman, riding Rafalca. On the stage will be a makeshift, poorly-ventilated smithy where poor children are forced to make golden horseshoes for Rafalca. When the children, singed and sooty, are finished with their difficult, dangerous task, Mitt Romney should pay them in chicken bones and old, misprinted issues of Poop Magazine.Comments
Posted by: Othered at October 08, 2012 05:05 PM (EuW9O)
Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at October 08, 2012 05:05 PM (GBXon)
Posted by: i am mad as hell and i am not going to take it anymore at October 08, 2012 05:05 PM (cgxNI)
Posted by: @ParisParamus at October 08, 2012 05:05 PM (hRji9)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 08, 2012 05:05 PM (6LvlL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:06 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 08, 2012 05:06 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Greg in his mom's basement at October 08, 2012 05:07 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:07 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 08, 2012 05:07 PM (J6kXj)
The only thing missing was Mitt Romney saying he wanted to bitch-slap Joy Behar.
How's that for a war on Women?
Posted by: marcus at October 08, 2012 05:07 PM (GGCsk)
Does this mean we'll have the inevitable "Oh shit Obamas gonna win by 10 points" post tomorrow like last time?
Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 08, 2012 05:07 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Dick Nixon at October 08, 2012 05:08 PM (VrVBw)
Posted by: e e cummings at October 08, 2012 05:08 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Cid at October 08, 2012 05:08 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: soothsayer at October 08, 2012 05:08 PM (k+YdJ)
Posted by: fluffy at October 08, 2012 05:08 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:09 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 08, 2012 05:09 PM (U08Mg)
Posted by: amireet at October 08, 2012 05:09 PM (3ziXJ)
Posted by: Bill Belichick at October 08, 2012 05:09 PM (6LvlL)
"Chains--they gonna put you all back in CHAINS!!!"
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:09 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:09 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Greg in his mom's basement at October 08, 2012 05:09 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Dblwmy at October 08, 2012 05:10 PM (BvTwT)
Posted by: Greg's Mouth at October 08, 2012 05:10 PM (3ziXJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 05:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 08, 2012 05:10 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: JDTAY at October 08, 2012 05:10 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:10 PM (r2PLg)
The downside of which would be...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at October 08, 2012 05:10 PM (GBXon)
It still is premature. Still, we should have some fun.
That's what can happen when you're master of your domain for too long.
I think the election is over. I think it is so over we need a new Latin tense to describe how over it is, the Past Pluperfect Noncontinuing Historical Past Tense.
It has had been over, already, long before it had had had ever even had been started.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 08, 2012 05:10 PM (X3lox)
No, seriously, I'm open to that.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:11 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: mbruce at October 08, 2012 05:11 PM (Fr8N6)
How about this for a reason that Obumbles sucked ass at the debate.
His internal polls show him 7-8 points behind.
And have, since April of this year.
Posted by: Courtesy Flush at October 08, 2012 05:11 PM (tkbF8)
Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 08, 2012 05:11 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 08, 2012 05:11 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:11 PM (V/U0X)
Romney should get in front go a bunch of whiteys and yell--
"What about YOUR DOLLAR!!!?"
No no no.
"Chains? Hell yeah we got them, pay some taxes"
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 08, 2012 05:11 PM (wR+pz)
Remember what happened like the very next day almost after he did this the last time?
gawd.
What the hell--
Smoke 'em while you got 'em!!!
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:12 PM (r2PLg)
Millions of voters, alive and dead, would just shrug and say, "Who doesn't?"
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 08, 2012 05:12 PM (/kI1Q)
That said, have got to applaud the President's work in California. Gas going up by 60 cents in a weekend qualifies as a promise kept! Necessarily skyrocketing our asses with no inflation!
Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2012 05:12 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 08, 2012 05:12 PM (imtbm)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 08, 2012 05:06 PM (ck76k)
She has great eyes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 08, 2012 05:12 PM (X3lox)
Latin for - it is so over, one needs a time machine to see the end.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 08, 2012 05:12 PM (qx7YW)
Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 08, 2012 05:12 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (LLtW1)
Still, pretty fuckin funny, hooah?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (wJX79)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (0nt6p)
Well, considering the side we're on, that's like deciding to be a Cub's fan so you can buy all that World Series paraphanalia the team makes every year ...
...or perhaps you were waiting for the part where you get to say "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" as the Commissars whip us on the production line...
Posted by: Y. at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (PIYjT)
Posted by: Chris "tingle legs" Mathews at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (wR+pz)
The Associated Press
Posted : Monday Oct 8, 2012 8:44:22 EDT
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — The crew of the Coast Guard Cutter Resolute has offloaded nearly 3,000 pounds of cocaine and 1,300 pounds of marijuana in St. Petersburg.
The drugs were seized during an operation last month and were unloaded Saturday. They are valued at $36 million.
The Tampa Tribune reported that the cocaine was seized when Coast Guard officials detained a group of suspected drug smugglers in international waters off the coast of Honduras. While onboard, Coast Guard crew members discovered 53 bales covered in a white powdery substance that later tested positive for cocaine.
The marijuana came from a separate incident and was confiscated from a different boat near Nicaraguan waters.
We party tonight!
Posted by: Coasties at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (j1gX1)
tense to describe how over it is, the Past Pluperfect Noncontinuing
Historical Past Tense."
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I know this post is for fun and all but don't say things like that there.....makes me twitch.
Posted by: Tami at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (LCRYB)
This is bullshit.
Everyone knows Obama is just holding back till the "October Surprise"
Posted by: Chris "tingle legs" Mathews at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (wR+pz)
The surprise might be on him..
Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Mmmmm I'm Lovin it at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (F6KtL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 08, 2012 05:06 PM (ck76k)
She has great eyes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 08, 2012 05:12 PM (X3lox)
I'll let you know when I make it that high.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mitt "Drago" Romney at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Chris "tingle legs" Mathews at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (wR+pz)
--I hope the "7.8%" was the October Surprise and they've already spooged.
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Penfold at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (1PeEC)
But I don't think he should feel any pressure.
Posted by: HtP at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (jx2j9)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (wI8go)
Posted by: mallfly at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (bJm7W)
Romney now has an RCP post-debate poll lead of 1.3 points... #ButItsOver and #DebatesDontMatter and #Skittles
Posted by: Evilpens at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Ashley Biden at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (j1gX1)
"I needed more security! Where were you? Oooooh."
Posted by: Vladimir Douchevsky at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (eZ05x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:15 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Cid at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (e8kgV)
Grazie tanto!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (PHb2k)
Posted by: Mmmmm I'm Lovin it at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (F6KtL)
Posted by: Socratease at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (iVBDH)
It's the between parts I'm not certain.
Does she have a neck? If she does, it's all upside.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: CheshireLion at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (zNDIM)
Posted by: HtP at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (jx2j9)
I don't think the subsequent debates will have much of an impact. In terms of substance, after talking with my wife(who is completely non-political) who watched last week's debate, she was sort of confused by the back and forth of the policy specifics, but was taken aback by the leadership that Romney exuded. Obama on the other hand came across as a degenerate slacker. Proverbial feckless beta male.
That sort of thing is hard to overcome. You can't fake leadership, especially when the contrast is so stark between Romney and Obama right next to each other.
Posted by: Kramer at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (lHTEq)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (dkExz)
Last time I got excited like this Chief Justice made me puke at work. So yeah.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (JsCdW)
Posted by: cajun carrot at October 08, 2012 05:17 PM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Redd at October 08, 2012 05:17 PM (guxHP)
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (V/U0X)
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Naaa...that ain't it--remember this is a crowd that just makes it up.
Hell they had the Senate Majority leader lying for how many weeks that Romney was a felonious tax evader.
So they will quite literally say anything and risk the credibility of their highest office holders and the United States to take Romney out.
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:17 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: mare at October 08, 2012 05:17 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: PR at October 08, 2012 05:17 PM (KHo8t)
Posted by: Bobby Bowden at October 08, 2012 05:17 PM (V/U0X)
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — The crew of the Coast Guard Cutter Resolute has offloaded nearly 3,000 pounds of cocaine and 1,300 pounds of marijuana in St. Petersburg.
Florida?!?!?! I know I had 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC on the shipping address!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 08, 2012 05:18 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 05:18 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: mallfly at October 08, 2012 05:18 PM (bJm7W)
I'm also sick of the meme that Romney is a bully. Put on your big girl pants, Obama!
Posted by: Redd at October 08, 2012 05:18 PM (guxHP)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 08, 2012 05:16 PM (dkExz)
--No worries: Romeny not only has a monocle and spats, but also coattails.
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:18 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 08, 2012 05:14 PM (feFL6)
________________________
He should show up with Vick and say they are starting a Dog Club...
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: fluffy at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (z9HTb)
We could start a new meme...the Mewling Quim Media.
I've already been trying.
Personally, I think that calling them the 'Main Stream Media'...is too complementary.
And I'm never sure what people mean when they use....'MFM'.
So, I would like to see a new one....the MQM....which more accurately describes the way that theliberal douchebags comport themselves.
Posted by: wheatie at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (l5RhJ)
Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (vm7ot)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (QupBk)
So, I can order another truckload of pudding?
Speaking of, SIL#1 dropped off a big stack of pudding coupons when he was here this past weekend. I'll be well supplied for the Nov. 6 dippening. In front of the TV, with MSNBC watching that crew commit seppuku live and in living, loving color.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (lOmbq)
Back in Scranton, we used to call that "hangin' brain."
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (SwjAj)
Posted by: Redd at October 08, 2012 05:17 PM (guxHP)
Not even obama is that stupid, but IF, that ever came about, Now your talking revolution
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (j1gX1)
senate races have been moving in our favor since the debate.
If Romney wins the WH it is very likely we will win the Senate.
Posted by: ace at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 08, 2012 05:19 PM (+lsX1)
It's the between parts I'm not certain.
Does she have a neck? If she does, it's all upside.
http://tinyurl.com/9k8vcmf
This Pic Clear it up?
Posted by: Evilpens at October 08, 2012 05:20 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 08, 2012 05:20 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:20 PM (QKKT0)
* Mitt begins the next debate by showing off a padded glove, and announcing that he felt so bad about the last time he pimp-slapped Obama at a debate, he would be wearing a pillow on his hand for this one.
* Paul Ryan announces that Jason Biggs is correct about his wife's bleached a-hole, and that yes, it's more gloriously-pale than an albino Klan hood.
* Mitt refers to Netanyahu as "that hook-nosed hymie who hates my boy A-jad."
* In an interview about the Romney family, Mitt casually mentions that his five sons make him so proud that he feels no guilt for ignoring his other wives and children "back at the ranch" in Utah.
* John Sununu pulls a Glock on Chris Matthews and asks him if his leg will still tingle after he busts one in Matthews' kneecap.
* The Romney campaign films a shot-for-shot remake of "Taken" starring Mitt as Liam Neeson's character, but it's the family dog who gets taken by the Obama family, and instead of sex slavery, the Obamas simply want to eat him.
* Three words: Michelle. Obama. Sextape.
* ^ With Hillary.
* ^^ And Mitt. And it's called "The Governor's Staff."
Posted by: Flyover Country at October 08, 2012 05:20 PM (m7Lxh)
Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 08, 2012 05:20 PM (FYkK7)
---
Fuck you.
Posted by: Zombie Walter Payton at October 08, 2012 05:21 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: Cheri at October 08, 2012 05:21 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 05:21 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 05:21 PM (8sCoq)
Lighten up Francis...
Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 08, 2012 05:22 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 05:22 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2012 05:22 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: mare at October 08, 2012 05:22 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Othered at October 08, 2012 05:22 PM (EuW9O)
Posted by: black mamba at October 08, 2012 05:22 PM (tSxym)
Obama' s next sign of desperation is when he can't stop talking about his long-time love for Cinc Reds.
Posted by: soothsayer at October 08, 2012 05:22 PM (Fely/)
Posted by: Caunotaurius at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (SHvfC)
freaking fingers.
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (m2CN7)
Romney should start referring to the date as "The year 2012, or as my People refer to it, Year 1 of the New Era!"
Posted by: GalosGann at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (T3KlW)
BREAKING!
BREAKING!
SECRET VIDEO SURFACES OF OBAMA'S NEW DIGS THAT IS BEING PURCHASED FOR HIM BY RICH FEMALE DONNER!
THIS IF GOING TO SHOCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE 99%
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoPnC_sVs0k
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
PEOPLE NEED TO ASK WHERE IS OUR FAIR SHARE?
THIS IS NOT THE REDISTRIBUTION YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!
Posted by: OCCUPY WALLSTEET? FUCK THAT Y'ALL OCCUPY WALL STREET, IMA GO TO HAWAII at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Soona at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (wwXXR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (lOmbq)
One? Just one?
Posted by: mare at October 08, 2012 05:22 PM (A98Xu)
Sure, Lets talk about the NY Jets. Oh my G-D just kill me
Posted by: Jets Fan at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (j1gX1)
My eyes, my eyes!
Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (9+ccr)
And now, by firmly closing our eyes, we'll be able to see who the major players are...
Posted by: Eric Holder at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (FcR7P)
Romney should get in front of a bunch of African Americans and yell--
Funny that you should mention that, cause that Pew poll shows 92% support for TFG from the monolithic black vote
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 08, 2012 05:24 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Vladimir Douchevsky at October 08, 2012 05:24 PM (eZ05x)
Posted by: joey biden at October 08, 2012 05:24 PM (vDl/w)
Posted by: SH at October 08, 2012 05:24 PM (gmeXX)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vWEc5jaPA
Posted by: OCCUPY WALLSTEET? FUCK THAT Y'ALL OCCUPY WALL STREET, IMA GO TO HAWAII at October 08, 2012 05:25 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Typical Leftist Pollster at October 08, 2012 05:25 PM (ndlFj)
Posted by: i am mad as hell and i am not going to take it anymore at October 08, 2012 05:25 PM (cgxNI)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 08, 2012 05:25 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at October 08, 2012 05:25 PM (4136b)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (j1gX1)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (uLTng)
Is it a buzzkill to caution against declaring victory a month early?
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: BHO after the debate at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (m2CN7)
Two fricking points.
In polls that skewed heavily Democrat.
Two dad-blamed points.
And Ace freaked the shit out.
One unfiltered night of Romney and he gets five, count 'em, five points.
Remember that: The best the JEF could do, even with puttin' on some of that old time gospel of Clinton, is get two.
Keep that in mind when the polls come out in two weeks showing the JEF "surging." Even after he loses the debate.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (imtbm)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Bruce at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (JI+T4)
Alright. I am seriously tempted to call Vegas and put serious money on their chance of winning tonight. I mean it is the 666th Monday Night Football game and they got Tebow on the bench.
I love it when God f*cks with us. Especially if I can make a few serious bucks in the process.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 05:26 PM (8sCoq)
You do most of this is just what we call a parody? It was not meant to be serious
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (j1gX1)
Posted by: mare at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Jets Fan at October 08, 2012 05:23 PM (j1gX1)
Let's also talk about the NY Mets. Friends who are Mets fans (yeah, there are a few) are keeping the mental health hotlines busy.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (SQf/I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2012 05:28 PM (0nogT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:28 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: fluffy at October 08, 2012 05:28 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 08, 2012 05:28 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 08, 2012 05:24 PM (R8hU
____________________
You know I'm sure this makes me the racist but I think the last time a result of 92% of any population voting for one candidate it was Stalin reported by Stlin Media Is US (SR)
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:28 PM (r2PLg)
were born and raised in an era of unparallelled prosperity. They have
no concept of what happens when shit goes sideways and a society
collapses. They take everything we have today for granted."
Hey, PurpAv, how old are you?
Posted by: Sukie Tawdry at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (MPtFW)
Alright. I am seriously tempted to call Vegas and put serious money on their chance of winning tonight. I mean it is the 666th Monday Night Football game and they got Tebow on the bench.
I love it when God f*cks with us. Especially if I can make a few serious bucks in the process.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (feFL6)
--I need them to hold Arian Foster to 16 fantasy points at most to avoid going 0-3 this week. All I need is a miracle.
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: spongeworthy at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (r5w1L)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (0nogT)
Posted by: joey biden at October 08, 2012 05:24 PM
I think this one is going to be closer than we all think. Even though Ryan has him outmatched in terms of facts and ideas, Biden is a seasoned debater and is a master BSer.
Posted by: Kramer at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (lHTEq)
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: SH at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (j1gX1)
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You do get that this is a satire post, right, Jones in CO?
Posted by: mare at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (A98Xu)
I had several concussions in high school
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Soona at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (wwXXR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (lOmbq)
No. I want to see such a blowout that the democrat party ceases to exist.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (0nogT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (kFnmp)
I think Ace is just saying what the libs said when the polls were going their way. They told us it was over, go home, better luck in 2016. So now we have positive polls so we can do the same. Lighten up, we know it's gonna be a hard fight...
Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:27 PM (QKKT0)
_______________________
He should show up with a hundred hankies and ask Obama--
"How do you like the altitude, buddy?"
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 08, 2012 05:29 PM (8sCoq)
I hear smoking dope cures that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (j1gX1)
This would BE over if we voted today.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 08, 2012 05:31 PM (qigku)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at October 08, 2012 05:31 PM (4136b)
Posted by: SH at October 08, 2012 05:31 PM (gmeXX)
170
Next debate, Romney shows up in black face.
And sings "Mammy"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (kFnmp)
___________________
Oh shizzle LOL!
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:31 PM (r2PLg)
And sings "Mammy"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:30 PM (kFnmp)
Personally I like the camptown races better
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (j1gX1)
/relurks
Posted by: Mongerel at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (YqWfw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (m2CN7)
I wuz waiting for the preference cascade, and I guess I missed it.
Ryan should start wearing a propeller beanie, and Mitt, well, he needs to show up for the debate in blackface.
Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (PH+2B)
Posted by: Max Power at October 08, 2012 05:32 PM (+wxCD)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 05:33 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at October 08, 2012 05:33 PM (4136b)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:33 PM (AZGON)
I'm still baffled as to why we are worried about retaking the Senate. If
we can't even do that, then we are in real trouble. We should be going
for 54-55. If Romney wins, we will likely get there. Say, maybe we can
even get one in MO.
Posted by: SH at October 08, 2012 05:24 PM (gmeXX)
---If Romney wins and Reid remains, the American people will have Romney's back. We'll bulldoze the Searchlight Sissy.
Posted by: Craig Poe at October 08, 2012 05:33 PM (BVkEs)
Ryan has him outmatched in terms of facts and ideas, Biden is a seasoned
debater and is a master BSer.
=============
Which is why Mitt already loaned him his handkerchief.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 08, 2012 05:33 PM (imtbm)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 08, 2012 05:33 PM (+lsX1)
tense to describe how over it is, the Past Pluperfect Noncontinuing
Historical Past Tense.""
As long as you squeeze Biggus Marxus Dickus in there somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: DizzyMissL at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (8S+r3)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (f9c2L)
"He stunk up that place like a Chi-Chi's bathroom."
Heh.
They're talking about the prolonged panic mode that Barky and his MQM are in.
Posted by: wheatie at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (l5RhJ)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (QupBk)
Unless Team Obama thought this was the townhall-style debate the Debate Commission was talking about… Hm, they are doing a bunch of huddling this week, perhaps to adjust preparation given this new information. Too bad, because the president had an absolutely whiz-bang answer on why candy corn is his favorite Halloween treat.
Posted by: PeeWee Herman at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (e8kgV)
The war is NOTover;there will bebattles ahead.
Let's not get complacent.
Posted by: LASue at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (pWeX5)
How does a fuckwit with a reported 10million dollar net worth afford a 36 million dollar home.
Posted by: OCCUPY WALLSTEET? FUCK THAT Y'ALL OCCUPY WALL STREET, IMA GO TO HAWAII at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (ovpNn)
* Mitt Romney should start wearing a top hat, spats, and a monocle.
Thanks for making me smile.
Well played, Mr. Peanut.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (y2Ojs)
Personally I like the camptown races better
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012
The camptown ladies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H2W1lK7P-I
Posted by: Cleavon Sings at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (rlba9)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 05:33 PM (TMB3S)
_____________________
Aaaah!!
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:35 PM (r2PLg)
---If Romney wins and Reid remains, the American people will have Romney's back. We'll bulldoze the Searchlight Sissy.
I'm not sure R/R wins and somehow the Dems retain the senate is plausible.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 08, 2012 05:35 PM (R8hU8)
Ryan has him outmatched in terms of facts and ideas, Biden is a seasoned
debater and is a master BSer.
Keep in mind that the expectations for Biden are really low. If he manages not to soil himself onstage, it'll be a victory for him.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 08, 2012 05:35 PM (4+LTj)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 08, 2012 05:35 PM (LLtW1)
Posted by: RUReading this at October 08, 2012 05:35 PM (N0v6e)
Posted by: Big Mama Robinson, The Woman that birthed Moochelle at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (QKKT0)
I think this one is going to be closer than we all think. Even though Ryan has him outmatched in terms of facts and ideas, Biden is a seasoned debater and is a master BSer. Posted by: Kramer
Ryan is great at calling Bsers out. Remember the video of him and Debbie Douchebag.....eye-rolling and everything. Biden's losing it and will make his usual unbelievable statements. He has pretty much always gotten away with it but with the state our country is in - I don't think a lot of people are in the mood to listen to Joe being Joe.
Posted by: Cheri at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: scottst at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (3A5I3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (m2CN7)
During pre-debate handshake, Romney asks Obama to pull his finger.
Romney writes on eye-lids, a la co-ed in Raiders of the Lost Ark, "eat" and "me."
Posted by: angler at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (SwjAj)
Posted by: Truman North at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (eh2Ql)
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012
The camptown ladies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H2W1lK7P-I
Posted by: Cleavon Sings at October 08, 2012 05:34 PM (rlba9)
Ladies, races? All the same to me. A movie classic it was
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM (j1gX1)
/I denounce myself.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:37 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 08, 2012 05:37 PM (feFL6)
Mitt should put a dog in a kennel and strap it to the top of the campain bus.
Posted by: RUReading this at October 08, 2012 05:35 PM (N0v6e)
Nah, he shoudl just strap a guy in an obama mask to the roof of his bus...no kennel needed.
Posted by: BO Obama: DON'T EAT ME BRO! at October 08, 2012 05:37 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: wheatie at October 08, 2012 05:37 PM (l5RhJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 08, 2012 05:38 PM (LLtW1)
impersonator and do the swivel-hipped finger thing at the end of every
answer.
Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2012 05:38 PM (vm7ot)
Stop it!
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:38 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:38 PM (AZGON)
http://tinyurl.com/choomsquad
or just choomsquad on tinyurl.
Posted by: scottst at October 08, 2012 05:38 PM (3A5I3)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at October 08, 2012 05:38 PM (4136b)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 08, 2012 05:39 PM (lOmbq)
The war is NOTover;there will bebattles ahead.
Let's not get complacent.
Posted by: LASue
Bingo. "Don't get cocky... kids."
Posted by: backhoe at October 08, 2012 05:39 PM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:39 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: YIKES! at October 08, 2012 05:39 PM (6v/Tu)
screaming 'hey you short Greek, this is how you drive a fucking tank!!'
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Posted by: fluffy at October 08, 2012 05:39 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2012 05:39 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2012 05:40 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: Up with people! A man. at October 08, 2012 05:40 PM (kzFo5)
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:40 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: tasker at October 08, 2012 05:40 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: backhoe at October 08, 2012 05:39 PM (ULH4o)
WIN FIRST! Gloat After.
Posted by: BO Obama: DON'T EAT ME BRO! at October 08, 2012 05:40 PM (ovpNn)
1. The bar is so low for Biden that they had to use a shovel to put it in place. Simply not shitting himself on stage will be seen as a win.
2. Biden will come out intese to overcompensate for Obama's meekness. People will associate this with strength. He may or may not be wearing a wifebeater.
3. Ryan is flummoxed by the idocy of Biden's statements. Its hard to debate someone who is literally, I mean litterally butchering the facts and the english language likeChristoper Columbuson a band of indigenious people.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 08, 2012 05:41 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at October 08, 2012 05:41 PM (iMxCf)
maybe romney and ryan can come out and do a jack benny and rochester rountine and their next joint appearence
Posted by: kj at October 08, 2012 05:41 PM (9g/ZD)
Posted by: BO Obama: DON'T EAT ME BRO! at October 08, 2012 05:41 PM (ovpNn)
Coast Guard offloads $36 mil. in cocaine, pot
The Associated Press
Posted : Monday Oct 8, 2012 8:44:22 EDT
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — The crew of the Coast Guard Cutter Resolute
has offloaded nearly 3,000 pounds of cocaine and 1,300 pounds of
marijuana in St. Petersburg.
The drugs were seized during an operation last month and were unloaded Saturday. They are valued at $36 million.
The Tampa Tribune reported that the cocaine was seized when Coast
Guard officials detained a group of suspected drug smugglers in
international waters off the coast of Honduras. While onboard, Coast
Guard crew members discovered 53 bales covered in a white powdery
substance that later tested positive for cocaine.
The marijuana came from a separate incident and was confiscated from a different boat near Nicaraguan waters.
We party tonight!
Posted by: Coasties at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (j1gX1)
I thought this was for Putin's birthday bash until I reread it and saw the "Fla."
Posted by: cthulhu at October 08, 2012 05:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: ExurbanKevin at October 08, 2012 05:41 PM (AQY+L)
Posted by: Soona at October 08, 2012 05:41 PM (wwXXR)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:41 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 08, 2012 05:42 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 08, 2012 05:43 PM (vDl/w)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:43 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: wth at October 08, 2012 05:43 PM (wAQA5)
The Tampa Tribune reported that the cocaine was seized when Coast
Guard officials detained a group of suspected drug smugglers in
international waters off the coast of Honduras. While onboard, Coast
Guard crew members discovered 53 bales covered in a white powdery
substance that later tested positive for cocaine.
Posted by: Coasties at October 08, 2012 05:13 PM (j1gX1)
Well...Time to rethink the Financing on that Hawaii 36 million dollar estate Barry!
Maybe an FHA loan?
Posted by: Tony Rezko is sitting in jail so Obama can be President at October 08, 2012 05:43 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2012 05:44 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: Things Mitt Can Say To Throw The Election at October 08, 2012 05:44 PM (aKgJG)
Posted by: Tony Rezko is sitting in jail so Obama can be President at October 08, 2012 05:44 PM (ovpNn)
He's a wild man, I tell you. Led Zeppelin took lessons.
Posted by: troyriser at October 08, 2012 05:44 PM (vtiE6)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 08, 2012 05:44 PM (f9c2L)
Ryan is great at calling Bsers out. Remember the video of him and Debbie Douchebag.....eye-rolling and everything. Biden's losing it and will make his usual unbelievable statements. He has pretty much always gotten away with it but with the state our country is in - I don't think a lot of people are in the mood to listen to Joe being Joe.
Posted by: Cheri at October 08, 2012 05:36 PM
Absolutely, but what on paper should be a blowout of epic proportions, will end up being a 60-40 style victory for Ryan. Solid, but not overwhelming. But you're right, Ryan is the best antidote for someone like Joe Biden. Who is a better off-the-cuff speaker than Obama, no Uhhs, Umms, etc. Instead he goes into off into complete jargon gibberish, but since he's so sure of himself, and confident, a number of uninformed people believe him. Hopefully Ryan will be calling him out on this.
Posted by: Kramer at October 08, 2012 05:45 PM (lHTEq)
Posted by: logprof at October 08, 2012 05:45 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: Meremortal, trend is friend at October 08, 2012 05:45 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: newguy at October 08, 2012 05:45 PM (kduZC)
Mitt should offer B.O. a job standing on his lawn holding a lantern.
OMG.
Freaking hysterical.
Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2012 05:46 PM (z63Tr)
This could end up badly.
Mentioning the n word, the kkk and blackface might be kind of dumb.
Posted by: Word of Caution from jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 08, 2012 05:46 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Cheri at October 08, 2012 05:46 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: kj at October 08, 2012 05:47 PM (9g/ZD)
___
One of the UK papers posted pics of Romney post debate. Was he firing up a stogie and celebrating with his manz? No, he was making peanut butter and honey sandwiches with his granddaughter.
Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2012 05:47 PM (jm/9g)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 08, 2012 05:48 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Bruce at October 08, 2012 05:48 PM (JI+T4)
Because of the hard left. How many times have we seen ideas and memes that sprouted on the far left make their way into the Obama administration and campaign?
Because his staff is full of fuckwits who read Kos, FDL and DU like they are gospel.
And their big push right now is that Romney lied, lied, lied in the debate and the only reason Romney won was because the JEF didn't call him on the lies.
And they are insisting that the JEF will win the next debate for all he has to do is call Romney out on the lies.
And you watch--that is what the JEF will do.
And it will be a blood bath that makes the opening scene of Blade look like a light sprinkle.
Because the didn't watch the GOP primary, they don't know that all the lies and flip-flops they think they'll kill Romney with were swung about like dead cats during a full moon and not a one landed anywhere near Romney.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 08, 2012 05:48 PM (imtbm)
---
Hey now. Better be careful or jimi ray's going to post 75 paragraphs on how racist you are.
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 08, 2012 05:48 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:48 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: YIKES! at October 08, 2012 05:48 PM (6v/Tu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2012 05:49 PM (0nogT)
Posted by: Word of Caution from jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 08, 2012 05:46 PM (ovpNn)
In today's White House "tribute" to Chris Columbus, obama just had to throw in how the evil white europeans almost wiped out the red man. That's like going to to someone's birthday party and taking a huge crap on the carpet and not even saying your sorry!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2012 05:49 PM (j1gX1)
Posted by: kj at October 08, 2012 05:49 PM (9g/ZD)
***
Ooooh, is it snack time already?
Posted by: Plugz Biden at October 08, 2012 05:49 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: oh yeah at October 08, 2012 05:50 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 08, 2012 05:50 PM (AL+Ku)
Posted by: Things Mitt Can Do To Throw The Election at October 08, 2012 05:50 PM (aKgJG)
Posted by: Sinalco at October 08, 2012 05:50 PM (F1lOF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2012 05:50 PM (Agn5J)
What the fuck?
I wuz waiting for the preference cascade, and I guess I missed it.
Things move quick around these parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2012 05:51 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Ombudsman at October 08, 2012 05:51 PM (eOufH)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:52 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 08, 2012 05:52 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:53 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jean at October 08, 2012 05:53 PM (qjHIb)
Posted by: YIKES! at October 08, 2012 05:53 PM (6v/Tu)
Posted by: Ombudsman at October 08, 2012 05:53 PM (eOufH)
Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2012 05:54 PM (wcjj2)
Posted by: Things Mitt Can Do To Throw The Election at October 08, 2012 05:54 PM (aKgJG)
Posted by: Alex at October 08, 2012 05:54 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: GatorGirl at October 08, 2012 05:56 PM (Oe0Tl)
Posted by: kj at October 08, 2012 05:56 PM (9g/ZD)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:56 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Barack OMorrissey at October 08, 2012 05:56 PM (V/U0X)
And yes, actually spell "LOL" out loud.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 08, 2012 05:56 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2012 05:57 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: GatorGirl at October 08, 2012 05:56 PM (Oe0Tl)
"Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help"
Posted by: Ombudsman at October 08, 2012 05:57 PM (eOufH)
Posted by: Things Mitt Can Say To Throw The Election at October 08, 2012 05:58 PM (aKgJG)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 06:00 PM (AZGON)
up twenty minutes late, mounts the podium holding a pair of men's boxers
and whispers "...commando..."
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 06:00 PM (AZGON)
Would those be temple undies?
Posted by: Ombudsman at October 08, 2012 06:02 PM (eOufH)
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2012 06:03 PM (6o4Fb)
Then in the debate he should ask him How those CHik Fil A nuggets were.
The next day the campaign releases the secret video via mother jones.
Posted by: Word of Caution from jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 08, 2012 06:03 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 08, 2012 06:03 PM (SY2Kh)
"As a resident of Michigan, we used to tell people where Ohio was. You head South until you smell it, and once you step in it, you know you're in it!"
Posted by: sgt bazz at October 08, 2012 06:03 PM (Zzm74)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 08, 2012 06:03 PM (CrJzY)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 08, 2012 06:03 PM (SY2Kh)
..... "you don't sweat much for a fat chick...."
Posted by: Ombudsman at October 08, 2012 06:05 PM (eOufH)
Hey Girl!
Right now I gotta get to Debating this old guy,
But I would much rather Bedating you.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright is chocking his roosted chicken at October 08, 2012 06:05 PM (ovpNn)
It's enjoying a cigarette.
----------
Heh.
Well I'm pretty sure that the chicken was there earlier....
And then...we get this thread which says: "It's Over"....and the chicken is gone.
I remember how Ace telegraphed us, about Ryan being picked...by putting up the Cake Girl...with "Ryan" on the cake.
Posted by: wheatie at October 08, 2012 06:07 PM (l5RhJ)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 08, 2012 06:10 PM (SY2Kh)
Guess I should stop inviting him over?
Posted by: Chris "tingle legs" Mathews at October 08, 2012 06:11 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: kj at October 08, 2012 06:14 PM (9g/ZD)
Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2012 06:15 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: PJ at October 08, 2012 06:27 PM (DQHjw)
Posted by: liontooth at October 08, 2012 06:28 PM (xk0Xg)
Posted by: shoeless hunter at October 08, 2012 06:33 PM (9196u)
Romney should promise to arrive at the inauguration ceremony dressed in
Call of Cthulhu cosplay, and when he swears his oath, he substitutes the
Bible with a copy of the Necronomicon.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 08, 2012 05:48 PM (AZGON)
I fail to see a problem with this.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 08, 2012 06:40 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 08, 2012 06:54 PM (SgVM9)
Ryan should mock Biden once with "Temba, his Arms Wide!" just in a random spot. Have him mutter something about Tenagra too.
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 08, 2012 07:00 PM (SgVM9)
* Mitt Romney should start wearing a top hat, spats, and a monocle. LOL
I'll add:
Mitt Romney should start wearing a top hat, spats, and a monocle. His only public comment from now until the election should be "Hope isn't a strategy. Being rich is."
Posted by: i like anchors 2012 at October 08, 2012 07:01 PM (LCZ3l)
Posted by: i like anchors 2012 at October 08, 2012 07:04 PM (LCZ3l)
Posted by: i like anchors 2012 at October 08, 2012 07:06 PM (LCZ3l)
Posted by: i like anchors 2012 at October 08, 2012 07:09 PM (LCZ3l)
Thursday night Ryan should step out from behind the
podium with his nutsack hanging out of his pants and shout, "Oh shit,
Joe check your seat, I just sat in gum!"
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head
Dude, seriously. That's the funniest thing I've read on this blog or anywhere on the Intertubes, ever. Got tears flowing down my cheek right now...
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at October 08, 2012 07:32 PM (zpqa2)
belt out some conversational Klingon - ending his stump speech with God
Bless The United States - kPLAH!.
Ryan should mock Biden once with "Temba, his Arms Wide!" just in a random spot. Have him mutter something about Tenagra too.
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 08, 2012 07:00 PM (SgVM9)
That should make LeVar Burton flip out for good.
Posted by: swimming rabbit at October 08, 2012 07:55 PM (6L4Ey)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 08, 2012 08:05 PM (X/+QT)
Posted by: Mung the Merciless at October 08, 2012 08:32 PM (t6UH3)
Posted by: otho at October 08, 2012 08:53 PM (yBF/9)
Mocking Dukakis in the tank had me LOL, literally!
Also, always nice to see e.e. cummings.
Posted by: jocon307 at October 08, 2012 08:59 PM (GLnQ1)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 08, 2012 05:52 PM (SY2Kh)
Yup, that would do it.
I own a Hi-point .45, btw. Wouldn't use it to infiltrate SMERSH headquarters, but it's a fun gun.
Posted by: troyriser at October 08, 2012 09:01 PM (ptcFO)
Latin tense to describe how over it is, the Past Pluperfect
Noncontinuing Historical Past Tense.
So, what the hell are we going to do for a month?
This
is what we do: We hammer daily the multiple scandals of The Won through
November 6th. Keep Fast and Furious, Benghazigate, Fundraisergate and
the lousy, stinking economy and debt in the faces of the American voter.
Watch the debates. Mock. Repeat.
Let us not count our chickens before they hatch or come home to roost, boys and girls.
[I
do have fleeting moments of wondering who I will take my wrath out on
after January 21, 2013 and President Romney is sworn in. My husband
hopes it is not him. I do intend to hold every GOP in Congress and in
the WH accountable and will not hesitate to rain down scorn, locusts and
frogs should they tick me off. We shall hold their feet to the fire]
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 08, 2012 09:07 PM (baL2B)
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Zogby
FoxNews Polls
Sabato/Crystal Ball
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)