Lawyer: My Client Has Been Unjustly Accused of "Butt-Chugging," and Further Is No Homo

You really need to watch the video.

So, first up. What is "butt-chugging"?

A person ingests alcohol from an orifice that is not the mouth, and thus alcohol is absorbed more quickly into the bloodstream. Basically, it’s like mainlining alcohol via the rectum.

Or, as this lawyer calls it, an "alcohol enema."

So, why is there a press conference? Because some fraternity brother was rushed to the hospital with a very high blood alcohol content, and the media claimed it was due to "butt-chugging."

Well-- this lawyer wants you to know his client finds butt-chugging "repulsive."

Now, the video is funny, but let's also remember that the media does not know what it's talking about and frequently lies for the purposes of a sensationalist headline. (The Florida face cannibal was not on "bath salts," for example. And George Zimmerman did not use a racial slur. And Duke Lacrosse. And on, and on, and on.)

I'm pretty willing to believe the media made this all up.

Still, this press conference comes off funny.

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Thanks to @rdbrewer4.

Posted by: Ace at 07:29 PM



Comments

1 'fess up, Morons.

Anyone ever do this?

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (O6q63)

2 Ever tried butt-chooming? It's a gas.

Posted by: Prezdent Choom at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (rlba9)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (q177U)

4 That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles, Esq. at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (QKKT0)

5 Honestly who hasnt done a little butt chugging iin college?

Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (pPAiF)

6 Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 03, 2012 07:31 PM (w2Gzf)

7 With enemas like this, who need friends?

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (rlba9)

8 Is this the debate video? Will the video cause embassy attacks?

Posted by: USA at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (RIg+t)

9 It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles, Esq. at October 03, 2012 07:32 PM (QKKT0)

10 Hey as# face gimme my bow tie back!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (W2qJe)

11 So, he's not ashamed of the .45 BAC he had...
but wants everyone to know, no-homo.

Yeah, winner right there.

Posted by: CAC at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (tf1Hj)

12 Goes well with cigar in the pussy!

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (w2Gzf)

13 Was President Obama Butt Chugging with Hillary when news of the Libya consulate attack came in?

Posted by: Beto at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (BAnPT)

14 Wow. This is way better than the debates.

SO! Who will be playing the Debate Drinking Game tonight? And who will be butt-chugging their shots?

Posted by: Book at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (CaeOR)

15 If you can't swig where you sh#t, then you must acquit!

Posted by: Johnnie Cochran at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (W2qJe)

16 hahah, I am destroying steevy today

Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (q177U)

17 I did not butt-chug that quart of malt liquor Olde English 800.

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (O6q63)

18 ! Wouldn't surprise me if this video caused an embassy bburning or two

Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (pPAiF)

19 Alcohol? In your ASS? Ewwww.

Posted by: Richard Gere at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (IoNBC)

20 Hello, all. I've been deathly ill for over a month now. Just in time to celebrate our son's return home from A-stan.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (UOM48)

21 Butt chugging? Sounds like something that involves Joe Biden.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (VrVBw)

22 Well-- this lawyer wants you to know his client finds butt-chugging "repulsive."

The lawyer must have meant butt-chugging butt-chugging.
Because it seems that his client didn't find simple butt-chugging all that repulsive.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (d0Dmj)

23 Butt chugging?
Taint cool.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (rlba9)

24 Filching? Anyone done it? Just asking.

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (JMt7S)

25 Completely OT:

A member of my wife's church recently passed away, and she left her food storage to the church. She was a canning genius, and always managed to put up more food than her, and her family could eat. They just distributed a lot of that to the congregation, and we're making chili now.....with tomatoes she canned 22 years ago. They look, smell, and taste just fine. I'm kind of amazed at this.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (L7hol)

26 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (6o4Fb)

27 O.M.G. How DO they all keep a straight face?!

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (X6akg)

28 well as far as i'm ocncerned.....the boy is a homo

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (Ho2rs)

29 Wtf new phone with some weird keyboard bbehavior did it again. Crap

Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (pPAiF)

30 23
Butt chugging? Taint cool.

Taint? Pretty cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (d0Dmj)

31 I dont' always drink from an a%S but when I do, I drink Dos XX.

Posted by: The most interesting man in the world at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (W2qJe)

32 Book - what's the game. I stocked up at the State Store today!

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (w2Gzf)

33 College girls have been using vodka-soaked tampons on game day for years. A friend told me about it.

Posted by: Chelsey at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (EuW9O)

34 Taint? Pretty cool.


Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (d0Dmj)

Evaporation will do that.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (rlba9)

35 with tomatoes she canned 22 years ago.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 03, 2012 07:35 PM (L7hol)


She didn't build that!!! There are a lot of smart canners out there!!!!

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (3jgI1)

36 Just b/c you use a cock to hold in the scotch you butt chugged, doesnn't make you a homo.n

Posted by: red at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (guxHP)

37 This gives new meaning to...."blow it out your ass".

And also...'blue flaming'.

Posted by: wheatie at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (l5RhJ)

38 Dude with a bow tie talking about butt-chugging. This is some sort of full body humor. I am having giggles in places I did not know could giggle.

Posted by: Flounder at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (Kkt/i)

39 Hey Jane! How was D'oh boy's visit....and what bug did you have?!

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (X6akg)

40 Not one of the frat guys giggles or even cracks a smile. It's really quite amazing.

Posted by: MostlyRight at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (ZG8Ti)

41 You let a few guys put a hose up your ass and suddenly everyone thinks you're a homo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (QKKT0)

42 You think Michelle would believe this?

I've gotta program my teleprompter...

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (MrM2k)

43 Welcome back Jane. Hope you and the boy are both well!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 03, 2012 07:37 PM (QKKT0)

44 ollege girls have been using vodka-soaked tampons on game day for years. A friend told me about it.


Posted by: Chelsey at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (EuW9O)

Gives a hole new meaning to the term box-wine.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (rlba9)

45 It ain't gay if there's no eye contact.

Posted by: Richard Gere at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (IoNBC)

46 Is there, like, a special repository behind the sphincter that stores liquid cheer, cause this is news to me.

My cup runneth over.

Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (vm7ot)

47 Going to Hawaii for Christmas taking 4 kids.

Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (pPAiF)

48 12
Goes well with cigar in the pussy!

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 03, 2012 07:33 PM (w2Gzf)

Now that's a party!

Posted by: Flounder at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (Kkt/i)

49 33 College girls have been using vodka-soaked tampons on game day for years. A friend told me about it.
Posted by: Chelsey at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (EuW9O)

Go on...

Posted by: sandra fluke at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (3jgI1)

50 ya, you know....the butt chugger

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:38 PM (Ho2rs)

51 Jane, did the doctor say you are well enough to use the intertubez?

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (O6q63)

52 Men of integrity, indeed! And alcohol enemas.

Posted by: Flounder at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (Kkt/i)

53 Is there, like, a special repository behind the sphincter that stores liquid cheer, cause this is news to me.

It's like a fairy tale wonderland in there.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (QKKT0)

54 Hey, Tami. It was "interesting" and we learned more about procuring fingerprints from dead Tolleebon than I ever hope to hear again. D'oh Boy finally slept through the night after about a week.

He was promoted to Corporal on Monday.

And he hates Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (UOM48)

55 Just asking, do they like drink it after it leaks out. Seems like a waste.

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (JMt7S)

56 He was promoted to Corporal on Monday.

And he hates Obama.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (UOM4

Big congrats to him!
We all do.

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (X6akg)

57 So, is Glenn Reynolds now teaching The Law of Butt Chugging?

Posted by: red at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (guxHP)

58 Just bragging and trying to figure out this kb

Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (pPAiF)

59 Ace,

This story is real. Completely. Not one of the proudest moments in UT history. The Pike council was at a restaurant we went to last week and that frat was ordered vacated. 40 kids got dumped out on their asses with a 10 days notice.

Idiots.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (a4CUi)

60 Squirell!!!

Posted by: MSM at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (wUFaM)

61 Am concerned about the title of this link plus the 22 year old canned tomatoes. This may result in previously mentioned part of anatomy revolting in spite of acidity of tomatoes. Happy trails!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky avoids botulism at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (baL2B)

62 *hic*

Posted by: the gerbil up richard gere's ass at October 03, 2012 07:40 PM (vDl/w)

63 20 Hello, all. I've been deathly ill for over a month now. Just in time to celebrate our son's return home from A-stan.

Sorry to hear you've been sick, Jane.
Did you get some mosquito bites?...That West Nile virus is like the flu, and lasts for a while.
Is your son still home?

Posted by: wheatie at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (l5RhJ)

64 Enough already with the David Axelrod stories.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (qwK3S)

65 You're gonna take this socialism up the ass and you'll damn well like it.

Because Fuck You I Won.

Posted by: Barack Obuttchugger at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (V/U0X)

66 Just asking, do they like drink it after it leaks out. Seems like a waste.

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 03, 2012 07:39 PM (JMt7S)

Patent Pending

Posted by: Bailey's Irish Cocoa at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (rlba9)

67 They probably found the tax seal during the admissions procedure.

Posted by: sTevo at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (VMcEw)

68 The guy on the left with the sunglasses looks like John Belushi in Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (X6akg)

69 These kids today.....

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 03, 2012 07:41 PM (w2Gzf)

70 Mitt Romney refused to deny that he had any involvement in this hazing incident.

Posted by: Chris Mathews at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (wUFaM)

71 Is everyone familiar with the concept in political science of "cleavage?" No, not the Angela Merkel kind.

Cleavage is an issue which potentially splits the support of one candidate. For instance, a cleavage issue for Scott Brown here in Massachusetts is that of a woman's right to choose to kill her children below a certain age.

There are some people who will not vote for someone who is against abortion; there are others who will not vote for someone who favors abortion.

So what do you know? One way to peel support from Scott Brown is to ask him, over and over, to define and defend his position on abortion. This will divide his support base, or cleave it.

And if he gives a muddled or contradictory answer, then his opponents, the BLM included, can target both parts of his base with the message, "Scott Brown doesn't agree with you."

This is why politicians continually talk around most issues instead of laying out what they believe. Every time they take a stand, part of their base will be cleaved from them.

This is also why the press will only ask really important questions of Republicans. They wish to force the cleavage in their base, while leaving the democratic base intact.

This is another aspect of the bias of the MFM that we haven't really discussed here before to my knowledge. It is particularly evident in debates, and I want you to watch for it tonight.

By the way, I am totally in favor of butt chugging.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone homey at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (I2LwF)

72 We should have a pre-debate thread, to get our cursing out of the way.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (QupBk)

73 Basically, it's like mainlining alcohol via the rectum.
No, it's not like mainlining, actually. Where the hell do these "reporters" learn to write?

Posted by: IG-88 at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (o+Oe8)

74 I saw on Instapundit that the alcohol tampons don't really work,so maybe this doesn't either.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (6o4Fb)

75 Typical ButtChugging Obama Supporter

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (ovpNn)

76 poor zander....the butt chugger

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:42 PM (Ho2rs)

77 @72. Ok I'm in.

Fuck me Barack.

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (JMt7S)

78 In the interest of national security, I'm suspending my campaign to address the epidemic of buttchugging.

Posted by: Barry Obama, Earle of Cornhole at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (IoNBC)

79 What about hash?

Posted by: jrcobbstr at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (E4S4M)

80
5Honestly who hasnt done a little butt chugging iin college?

I knew a guy in college (a future medic, no less)who reportedlyinjected alcohol IV (to save costs, presumably). I was inclined to believe it, because the same guy (progeny of two whackadoodle parents in SF) was constantly stoned on a variety of drugsand always on the lookout for a new thrill. I was amazed he survived college, to be honest. Seriously.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (U+DUu)

81 I am not a fudge packer, and my lawyer is here to tell you. Now believe it.

Posted by: sTevo at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (VMcEw)

82 36
Just b/c you use a cock to hold in the scotch you butt chugged, doesnn't make you a homo.n

Posted by: red at October 03, 2012 07:36 PM (guxHP)

Is that why it's called a cock tail?

Posted by: Flounder at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (Kkt/i)

83 Butt-chugging is tradition, but is it important?

Posted by: Chin puller at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (W2qJe)

84 What about hash?

Just a pinch between cheek and gum.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (QupBk)

85 Hey y'all, they been doinat butt-chuggin shit here at Wiscy for years! Honestly, now them Tennessee frat boys finally figgered out how what hole to use? They coulda just axed Perfesser Reynolds, that's the school where he tends bar. Bless their hearts.

Posted by: Ann Outhouse at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (ufLRj)

86 butt chugging boogie

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:43 PM (Ho2rs)

87 phi kappa alpha the butt chugging fraternity

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (Ho2rs)

88 I can see it now. Captain Morgan Suppositories! We'll run them in tandem with Secor Laxatives!

Posted by: don draper at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (vDl/w)

89 So I guess Priceline was able to pay Shatner after all?

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (6o4Fb)

90 So, frog-packing is out now?

Posted by: toasty at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (W2qJe)

91
!!

Posted by: Althouse at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (wUFaM)

92 So a kid died from that. WTF is wrong with humanity? That's just f'd up. What's wrong with pounding some beers and then pounding some poon like I did back in the day? I still do that (when the planets line up and the wife is in the mood). What the hells else do you need in life?

Posted by: Pipeholder at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (M1PV9)

93
I've never butt chugged, but on one occasion I was drunk and awoke with a condom sticking out of my ass. What's so funny?

Posted by: Shepard Smith at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (lDWQr)

94 I was relieved to hear that it wasn't the DKE's.

Posted by: Bush at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (wUFaM)

95 So, frog-packing is out now?

Do I dare google that?

I do not.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (QupBk)

96 WTF?? Seriously, what the F'in F? So consumption of alcohol the usual way isn't good enough anymore?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (cnS/d)

97 Hi Jane, hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (ccXZP)

98 Ace, dude, I thought you were going to be cool about this bro?

Posted by: A guy that got busted with Ace at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (W2qJe)

99 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga

CHOO-CHOOOOOOO!!!


Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Casey Jones Biden at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (V/U0X)

100 So consumption of alcohol the usual way isn't good enough anymore?

Testify!

Posted by: Hunch Punch at October 03, 2012 07:46 PM (QupBk)

101 Been there. Done that.

Enjoy what's left of the year.

Posted by: the maya at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (vDl/w)

102 So what happens if you butt-chug bath salts? Does it make you want to eat someone's ass off?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (cnS/d)

103 his hippa rights were violated alright!

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (Ho2rs)

104 Chugga chugga choom choom

Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (q177U)

105 First, the orange shirt with that tie and jacket. Second, the haircut. Third, squirting booze up your ass. Son, at the very least you're a metro sexual. You'll probably be full tilt homo before you're 30.

Your's to deal with.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (p4U6S)

106 Do you still chant "chug" when you butt chug?

Posted by: jonfezzik at October 03, 2012 07:47 PM (SfLv2)

107 Down in the buttocks
Down in the buttocks
Swillin' the booze down
They couldn't bring me 'round in the mornin'
So a bunch of my fraternity pals
They dropped me off at the hospital
Now I'm tryin' to live down the tale of my bacchanal
Down in the buttocks

Posted by: buzzsawmonkey at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (Ku5uj)

108 Hey Jane. You were missed. Congrats to baby 'doh. Hope you are healthy and strapped in for the stretch run.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (SZc+K)

109 I saw alcohol IVs hung on a patient in surgery. I asked the anesthesiologist about it and he said the patient was an alcoholic and they didn't want him going into withdrawal while in surgery.

Posted by: Redd at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (guxHP)

110
Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fraternities and enemas
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up

Proceed to party, proceed to emergency room

Posted by: sickinmass at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (bcNec)

111 In an ever-changing world....it's strangely comforting to see that Fraternity Boys are still exploring new ways to engage in drunken debauchery.

Posted by: wheatie at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (l5RhJ)

112 The term "Buttchugging" implies agency on not just the part of the butt in question but the anus and the rectum as well. And I highly doubt that either the rectum, the anus, or the entire lower intestine for that matter, would ever voluntarily submit to this exercise.

It's pretty clear to me that this isn't a simple instance of fraternity hazing but is instead an insidious form of auto-rape.

And, yes, in fact, it is very gay.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (N/1Dm)

113 JANE!!!
missed you girl!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:49 PM (Ho2rs)

114
How to piss off a liberal, technique #47:

Sidle up and say, "Gas was only$1.83 when Obama took office. Cheney must be thrilled over the current price!"

Posted by: Meremortal at October 03, 2012 07:49 PM (1Y+hH)

115 You only want to be the first one.

Posted by: mare at October 03, 2012 07:49 PM (A98Xu)

116 This reminds me of the Beavis and Butt-Head episode where they were forbidden to laugh in class. They would explode if they saw this story.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2012 07:49 PM (V/U0X)

117 My BIL has told me stories of pill popping suppository style. It does get into the bloodstream faster.

He's an anethetis and know a lot about drug ingestion. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (w2Gzf)

118 5>>> Honestly who hasnt done a little butt chugging in college?

Well, maybe Gay College.

Seriously, what is it about frat dudes and all the homo-erotic "initiation pranks" and such? I mean, it seems they're full of stories about, "Dude, when he passes out, let's take a picture of him with our dicks, like, next to his chin," or "If you want to get into our frat, you have to see who can fire the longest jizz trail," and shit like that. Sticking funnels in their asses just seems par for the course.

Posted by: Torch-Wielding Villager at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (sTS/8)

119 Hi Jane, good to see you

Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (cnS/d)

120 You know, one of the great things about alcohol in addition to the way it makes you feel is the taste. Seriously, beer, wine, these other libations taste damn good, in fact there are whole books on what you can mix them with to make tasty drinks, kinda like a recipe book, but for alcohol.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk, reminding everybody we are boned at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (PHb2k)

121 chem!!! how are you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (Ho2rs)

122 I wonder if the staff in the ER were told that he was butt chugging? If true, it would be important for them to know. And if they were told that, I'm sure they would have looked up his asshole and confirmed it.

Posted by: Redd at October 03, 2012 07:50 PM (guxHP)

123
I've never knowingly and willingly taken it up the ass, but on one occasion, I slipped and fell upon a very large and throbbing purple-veined cock. I didn't really enjoy it, but did scream like a bitch.

Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (lDWQr)

124 D'oh Boy was promoted to Corporal, by the way.

I was so sick while he was here. I feel totally fucked.

Anyhow, he's still funny as hell and can imitate literally anyone. So we're grateful that after a week, he finally was able to sleep through the night and be sort of himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (UOM48)

125 Hi Jane!!! ***waves frantically**** Good to see you back!

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (UljOc)

126 Whoa...check it out, Beavis! That dude got drunk through his butt!

He got pickled with his pooper...

Uhuhuhuhhuhhuh...

Posted by: Butthead at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (k4bdL)

127 If it comes down to a choice between butt-chuggin' and eye socket shots, I'm going blind, pal!

Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (vm7ot)

128 One time my dong got stuck in a Mickey's wide mouth bottle so I know what this guy's going through.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (gkSHY)

129 And here I've been all this time just drinking the stuff . . .

Posted by: Torch-Wielding Villager at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (sTS/8)

130 They totally should have axed me to defend them. This gives an entire new meaning to 'What What in the Butt'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Posted by: Samwell at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (ufLRj)

131 Hat tip to Jane.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (1Y+hH)

132 Jane my dear, I'm so happy to see you are back. Wish you felt better! Grats to dohboy for the promotion!

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone homey at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (iaUMX)

133 ... And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote articles and blogs, blogs that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was chugging, and I believe that time can come again!

Posted by: Hunch Punch at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (QupBk)

134 I like Ace of Spades Champagne, in magnum bottles. Classy and large. Oh, take the bottle out, put in, take out, put in.....

Posted by: Barky at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (cTjRR)

135 111
In an ever-changing world....it's strangely comforting to see that
Fraternity Boys are still exploring new ways to engage in drunken
debauchery.



Posted by: wheatie at October 03, 2012 07:48 PM (l5RhJ)

Yer Goddamned RIGHT!! But we ain't GAY!!

Posted by: Bluto at October 03, 2012 07:52 PM (A5Abh)

136 Hi phoenixgirl!

Jane, congrats to D'oh boy on the promotion!! Wow that is great

Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (cnS/d)

137 Only 11 days until THE WALKING DEAD!1!!!!1!!!!

Posted by: Redd at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (guxHP)

138 I've missed you guys, but been sick as hell.

Can't wait to tell you the hell on earth the Savannah airport TSA put our son through as he went back to Okinawa.

Un-fucking-believeable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (UOM48)

139 Also: there is a debate later, butt not on chugging

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone homey at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (iaUMX)

140 Sounds like it would hurt about as much as wiping your ass with an MEK soaked rag, but (no pun intended) the blackout would be cool, if not scary.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (kzFo5)

141 There was no butt - chugging @ Delta house! Double secret probation sure - but no butt - chugging!

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (wIgpo)

142 My client, Mr. Broughton, wishes to make it clear that butt-chugging does not lead directly to cum-guzzling. Not necessarily.

Posted by: Daniel McGehee, Esq. at October 03, 2012 07:53 PM (nZvGM)

143 I find it easier to insert the bottle after sitting in a warm bath house.

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 03, 2012 07:54 PM (JMt7S)

144
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a
few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame
the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is
guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in
general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire
American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're
not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of
America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: Chelsey at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (EuW9O)

145 Fuckin' Pikes. No surprise...

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (RRbuy)

146 126 Whoa...check it out, Beavis! That dude got drunk through his butt!

He got pickled with his pooper...

Uhuhuhuhhuhhuh...

Posted by: Butthead at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (k4bdL)

Check out my butt!

http://youtu.be/8RrWfNonLDQ

Posted by: Beavis at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (V/U0X)

147

First witnesses called for US Consulate Attack Benghazi.


The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee has written to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to call two witnesses for its October 10 hearings on what went wrong at the diplomatic post in Benghazi, Libya.

Per the committee, they are:
·
“Regional Security Officer Eric Nordstrom was stationed in Libya from September 2011 to June 2012. The Department of State provided Mr. Nordstrom to the Committee for a briefing, where he confirmed for the Committee the security incidents cited in the letter, and confirmed that the mission in Libya made security requests.
·

“Deputy Assistant Secretary for International Programs Charlene Lamb is an official in Washington is involved in reviewing security requests.”


Jake Tapper Political Punch ABC

Posted by: tasker at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (r2PLg)

148 Shaken not stirred

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (nTgAI)

149 I entered the frat house and approached the subject, who appeared to be unconscious. I smelled no odor of alcohol. One of the residents told me to sniff the subject's ass. I declined, stating that I don't swing that way.

Posted by: Officer Jerry Muldoon, Knoxville PD at October 03, 2012 07:55 PM (IoNBC)

150 On game day it's kind of fun to butt chug a brat and maybe just a pint or two of beer. You don't need to get crazy with it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (gkSHY)

151 I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED VINO FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!

Eeheeheeheehee...vino during the El Nino, all for my bunghole...Eeheeheeheehee...

Posted by: Beavis at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (k4bdL)

152 I miss the days when frat boys were content with beer pong and poontang

Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (cnS/d)

153 We have reached the pinnacle of civilization. It's all down hill from here.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (wSncD)

154 I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED VINO FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!Eeheeheeheehee...vino during the El Nino, all for my bunghole...Eeheeheeheehee...
Posted by: Beavis at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (k4bdL)

Ok, I laughed and I denounce myself !

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 03, 2012 07:56 PM (nTgAI)

155 Butt chugging may lead to snorkeling.

Posted by: Eric Massa at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (w84dK)

156 Breitbart is live blogging.
Ace?

Posted by: USA at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (RIg+t)

157 Isn't this kind of dangerous? A butt chugging thread leading up to the debate drinking game?

I have to work tomorrow!

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (w2Gzf)

158 My people are without bungholes!

Posted by: Cornholio at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (V/U0X)

159 Hey Jane,congrats to the boy!What happened you get the flu?

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (6o4Fb)

160 Sorry, but there is another definition of "butt chug" -- and that's where you lie on your back, an attractive woman straddles you naked, beer is poured down her back and trickles into your mouth. That's how the Hash House Harriers do it.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (dZ756)

161 You guys are killing me.

I'll tell you later how D'oh Boy made me nearly pee my pants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (UOM48)

162 There's nothing wrong with butt-chugging. I do it all the time.

Posted by: Barney Frank at October 03, 2012 07:58 PM (sZTYJ)

163 Homosexuals keep chugging my butt!

Posted by: Ironically impaired college boy at October 03, 2012 07:59 PM (6TB1Z)

164 Butt-chugging. Isn't that how Joy Behar was conceived?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 07:59 PM (UOM48)

165 Butt-chugging?


I thought it was cawed shwimping. Am I wong?

Posted by: Barney Fwank at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (V/U0X)

166 This gives a "hole" new meaning to "two fingers" of scotch

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (nTgAI)

167 160 Ass crack water fall,uh,beer fall I guess.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (6o4Fb)

168
Is ace doing a "Drudge juxtaposition" by putting a butt-chugging thread up right before the debate thread?

Timewill tell.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (1Y+hH)

169 I do not like rum in my bum.
I do not like it in my house
I do not like it with a mouse
I do not like rum in my bum

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (9Taqp)

170 If you are lactose intolerant, you can still enjoy Applebee's delicious fried mozzarella sticks through the butt chugging method. Totally bypasses the stomach. You'll want to let them cool down first and it's a lot easier if you have the hostess seat you at a corner booth with a lot of leg room.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 03, 2012 08:00 PM (gkSHY)

171 Mrs. D'Oh! Welcome back. Sorry to hear that you've been sick. And very excited to hear about your son. What's next for him?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (GEICT)

172 Where's YO buttchug?

Posted by: Obama the Bro at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (60GaT)

173 This comes in the day after we find the 'I' in TEAM.

Posted by: sTevo at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (VMcEw)

174 156
Breitbart is live blogging.

Ace?



Posted by: USA at October 03, 2012 07:57 PM (RIg+t)

I think Breitbart is live streaming.

ace said the yesterday that Coveritlive is now charging for their service.

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2012 08:01 PM (X6akg)

175 So a kid died from that. WTF is wrong with humanity? That's just f'd
up...


Posted by: Pipeholder at October 03, 2012 07:44 PM (M1PV9)

----------
It is indeed f[irewall]ed up, just as you say, but so far as I know, the kid didn't die, at least not this time. The article I read says he went to the hospital and was being treated.
(Unless there was an update? Gosh, I do hope the kid lives -- and swears by everything he holds dear that he'll never, never be that stupid again!)

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (9wOfB)

176 Love all the Frat Bags in the background....Love how they hired a drunk to represent them....

"All right guys...stand back and look sooper serious...and butch...manly..."

'Hi, I almost died from taking a beer bong up the old dusty trail. I just want to set the record straight...I'm not a homo'

Kick em' all outta there.....

Posted by: Portnoy at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (A5Abh)

177 I don't get it. Even in my college years, I was able to get more than drunk enough by partaking in the usual fashion. It must be a new thing to see how many different ways to consume alcohol. In the last couple of years I've read about " butt chugging," "vodka shots in the eye," and "nebulized alcohol inhaled through an asthma nebulizer".

Passing out is natures way of saying you've had enough, and these other methods get more into you before you can pass out. No wonder they get to lethal blood alcohol levels.

Posted by: someone at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (bqjJT)

178 BCochran, he plans to leave in a year. He's sick to death over the way the war in A-stan in being fought.

He loves the Marines, but he's totally discouraged by this administration and the way they are allowed to "fight."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (UOM48)

179 Jane D'oh, welcome back. The place is exactly like you left it.

And congrats to your young man.

Posted by: jakeman at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (96M6e)

180 Xander? Who names their kid Xander?


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (he2LC)

181 It is indeed f[irewall]ed up, just as you say, but
so far as I know, the kid didn't die, at least not this time. The
article I read says he went to the hospital and was being treated.
(Unless
there was an update? Gosh, I do hope the kid lives -- and swears by
everything he holds dear that he'll never, never be that stupid again!)


Posted by: Mary in LA at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (9wOfB)


Wait.....isn't the butt-chugger in question the kid to the lawyers left?
(I did not watch the entire thing.)

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (X6akg)

182 Wow. What a presser.

Posted by: eureka! at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (cTjRR)

183 He loves the Marines, but he's totally discouraged by this administration and the way they are allowed to "fight."

please tell him change is coming

Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2012 08:04 PM (cnS/d)

184 All dis butt chuggin' tells me da bullet hasn't been takin' out. Whey's yo dollah.

Holla back!

Posted by: Bizarro Barack at October 03, 2012 08:04 PM (9otrl)

185 I'm a nervous wreck. I don't think I can stand to watch the debate.

Seriously.

I may have to kill myself if Barry does well and Romney sucks.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (UOM48)

186 I saw something like this on a show called 1001 ways to die or something similar to that.

Posted by: Adam at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (/YJYi)

187 Oh, those delicious initiation rites. I remember them well.

Posted by: Dylan Thomas at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (wUFaM)

188 Say Butt Chugging one more time, I dare you! I double-dog dare you!

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at October 03, 2012 08:06 PM (AzwZn)

189 I'm still coughing up half a lung.

Ugh.

If Obama does well and Romney chokes, I want to die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 08:06 PM (UOM48)

190 I wish I could butt chug.

Posted by: Barkys left nut at October 03, 2012 08:06 PM (CZrbJ)

191 I hope we'll get to see a similarly disorganized bunch give a presser January 20.

Never mind, no way Baraka will bother with that after losing. I see a lot of F-You stuff (pardons, vandalism) happening instead like when Clinton left.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (V/U0X)

192 One time my dong got stuck in a Mickey's wide mouth bottle so I know what this guy's going through.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 03, 2012 07:51 PM (gkSHY)

HowYOU doin'?

Posted by: Obligatory Moronette Response at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (tQHzJ)

193 Jane D'oh, welcome back. The place is exactly like you left it.

And congrats to your young man.
Posted by: jakeman at October 03, 2012 08:03 PM (96M6e)

Actually, there are like twice as many concern trolls now. But yes, welcome back.

Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (q177U)

194 I normally like this sort of thing (the bizarre press conference), but I only chuckled once. Maybe it's the medication.

Anywho, since this thread took the turn that all good morons knew that it would, swing by the urban dictionary and take a gander at 'discount double check'.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (awhNz)

195 You'll want to let them cool down first and it's a lot easier if you have the hostess seat you at a corner booth with a lot of leg room

Or you can just bend over at the fry-a-lator.

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (O6q63)

196 180 Xander? Who names their kid Xander?

It's short for 'Alexander'....or a derivative of it.
Sometimes it's spelled with a 'Z'....as Zander.

Posted by: wheatie at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (l5RhJ)

197 This will only be funny until the EPA issues its butt chugging regs....then butt chugging moves off shore.

Posted by: redgrains at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (ePnYH)

198 That press conference is brutal. Just how much is that attorney making, 'cause big fella, I want some of that action.

Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2012 08:08 PM (vm7ot)

199 I'm a nervous wreck. I don't think I can stand to watch the debate.

Seriously.

I may have to kill myself if Barry does well and Romney sucks.
------
Its been predetermined that Romney "lost the debate". SCoaMF could come out and stutter incoherently and he'll be declared the winner. That said, he'll have to do it in real time, without his bloggers giving him the talking points.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 03, 2012 08:08 PM (kzFo5)

200 The worst part is recognizing some of the guys in the video from teaching at UT.

Posted by: Doc at October 03, 2012 08:08 PM (3HsdR)

201 I just want to reiterate...........my client has NEVER taken anything in the ass!

Posted by: I Can't Believe I Went To Law School For This at October 03, 2012 08:08 PM (AzwZn)

202 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 07:34 PM (UOM4

So glad to hear from you again, people were starting to get worried. Does posting mean you're on the mend?

Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (B34qS)

203 Oh yeah, great news for Jane's son! When I get better I'll raise a glass for him!

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (V/U0X)

204 I knew a girl who wanted me to butt-chug her, but, you know.

Blech.


Posted by: West at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (5pHWa)

205 I was relieved to hear that it wasn't the DKE's.

Posted by: Bush at October 03, 2012 07:45 PM (wUFaM)

----------
Not sure I should admit this, but in college I dated a Deke...

Oh, well, what the hell, I am a Moronette, after all! :-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 03, 2012 08:09 PM (9wOfB)

206 SCoaMF's hilarious record of talking "off teleprompter" should make tonight beer worthy. Matter of fact, its about time for a beer.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (kzFo5)

207 I am very please with the way Barack can butt chug around Congress.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (wUFaM)

208 Yay! Jane is back! And congrats to D'oh Boy on his promotion!

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 03, 2012 08:10 PM (9wOfB)

209
I won't watch it. I'll be here and I'll know how Romney does.

*fondles 7.62mmgood luck charm*

Posted by: Meremortal at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (1Y+hH)

210 178 BCochran, he plans to leave in a year. He's sick to death over the way the war in A-stan in being fought.

He loves the Marines, but he's totally discouraged by this administration and the way they are allowed to "fight."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 08:02 PM (UOM4



Totally understand. My BIL is Navy. He's in A-Stan now. Been there for about two weeks. Be back in March.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (GEICT)

211 Oh, those delicious initiation rites. I remember them well.


Posted by: Dylan Thomas at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM



We bought a new toilet from a plumbing supply house, steam cleaned it and bolted it to the floor. We filled the bowl with water and put Bananas covered in peanut butter in the water. A drop of Prank Shop Hydrogen Sulfide in the room topped it off. Pledges were led in blindfolded on their hands and knees and told to reach into the bowl, take out a turd and take a bite. Nobody ever did it without puking.

Posted by: Beto at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (BAnPT)

212 One time my dong got stuck in a Mickey's wide mouth bottle so I know what this guy's going through.

--------------------------------

Punch a needle through the cap did ya?

Posted by: Typical Moronette Response at October 03, 2012 08:11 PM (AzwZn)

213 186 I saw something like this on a show called 1001 ways to die or something similar to that.

I think I saw that too...
In an attempt to win some sort of 'blue flamer' contest...one guy put some alcohol up his butt.
And then lit it.

Posted by: wheatie at October 03, 2012 08:12 PM (l5RhJ)

214 Tonights FB fun, pointing out to some lib of the hilarity of SCoaMF's "we are the ones we've been waiting for" slogan. Pronouns - how do they work?

Posted by: Up with people! at October 03, 2012 08:12 PM (kzFo5)

215 My hope for tonight is that Mittens makes a snarky comment along the lines of "nobody had to ask me for my birth certificate" which causes O'bumbles to just go off in an incoherent rant

Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2012 08:12 PM (cnS/d)

216 swing by the urban dictionary and take a gander at 'discount double check'.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 03, 2012 08:07 PM (awhNz)


----------
Nope. Not gonna do that. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 03, 2012 08:12 PM (9wOfB)

217 Glad you are back Jane! Thought you were never going to come back. Also, thought you might have left because of something Truman North had said. Then I thought, Truman North would not have been satisfied until you we're satisified so knew that wasn't the reason you weren't here.

You can always tell a Marine corporal, just can't tell them much! Congrats to the Young D'oh!!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at October 03, 2012 08:13 PM (YYyqq)

218 Buzzsaw Monkey at 7:48, dude you is a Walter Becker fan. 11 Tracks Of Whack. Me, too.

Posted by: EROWMER at October 03, 2012 08:15 PM (kxlCQ)

219 Hey, I love Truman North! Where did that come from?

I just got really really sick about three days after the kid came home, which sucked ass.

He's been through shit you cannot imagine. He talked to us two days straight, and then stopped.

I'm having nightmares from the things he told us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (UOM48)

220 I may have to kill myself if Barry does well and Romney sucks.

Gah.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 08:05 PM (UOM4


----------

Don't you dare!!! In the first place, we all love you, and you don't want us to be sad, do you??? And in the second place, we need your tired, flu-ridden, decidedly-non-chugging butt* in the voting booth, bright 'n' surly on November 6!!!

*Though I hope you'll be feeling much, much better soon!

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (9wOfB)

221 I'm having nightmares from the things he told us.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2012 08:16 PM (UOM4


----------

{{{{hugs the entire D'oh family}}}}

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 03, 2012 08:18 PM (9wOfB)

222 219 Hey, I love Truman North! Where did that come from?

Truman is one of the best! Giggle every time I visit the board and see him posting. Reminds of when Truman uttered the now famous phrase: "I won't be satsified until the wife is not satisfied." Rarely post here so understand the confustion and certainly Truman never would have said anything to chase you or anyone else away.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at October 03, 2012 08:21 PM (YYyqq)

223
Time to start in on the wine and get ready for action. Going witha 2009Masciarelli.

And dinner is served, back later...

Posted by: Meremortal at October 03, 2012 08:24 PM (1Y+hH)

224 GO VOLS!!!!!



I have never been prouder of my Alma Mater.....

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 03, 2012 08:25 PM (YyVZT)

225 The Prophet said: "Allah has forbidden alcoholic drinks. Whoever this verse reaches while they still possess any of it, they are not to drink nor to sell.".
—Narrated Abi Said, Muslim



Butt chugging is not mentioned, so it's ok.

Posted by: Ask the Imam at October 03, 2012 08:29 PM (mnpQF)

226 Jane: Welcome back. A lot of folks here have been asking about you and your Son. We missed you. Be well soon.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 03, 2012 08:44 PM (dPSpR)

227 Do you remember the scene in Animal House where all the Deltas pretend to cough, but are actually saying "butt-chug"?

Posted by: albert at October 03, 2012 09:09 PM (kVA6I)

228 Tell you what, since you butt-chugged, just keep the bottle, ok?

Posted by: fb at October 03, 2012 09:51 PM (NXd0Q)






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