Study: Five Million People Were Killed By Global Warming in 2010

Global warming, like pollution and smoke due to indoor fires.

Indeed, 1.4 million deaths are caused by outdoor air pollution, which is almost entirely unrelated to global warming. This air pollution, of course, is still predominantly caused by fossil fuels, but only because that is what we mostly use for fuel in the world. So, while the report is technically correct in saying that these 1.4 million deaths are caused by "the present carbon-intensive economy," these deaths are in no way caused by climate change. Rebranding air pollution, mostly from particulate pollution, as "carbon" appears both disingenuous and designed to confuse. It was clearly intended to convey the message that these deaths were somehow relevant for the global warming debate.

Moreover, 3.1 million deaths in 2010 were due to indoor smoke, which in no way is caused by global warming and has little or nothing to do with fossil fuels. According to the World Health Organization, indoor air pollution is due to cooking and heating with biomass fuels (agricultural residues, dung, straw, wood) or coal products, and biomass, which is entirely unrelated to fossil fuels, constitutes more than 85 percent of the total. So, while the study lumps all these deaths together as resulting from the use of carbon-based fuels, it is only true in the most exaggerated meaning of that word, in that all biomass contains carbon.

The bottom line: When the study reports that 4.975 million people die in 2010 from the "combined climate-carbon crisis", the reality is that 4.575 million have not been caused by global warming.

And he's got a problem with the 0.4 million left over, too.

But this headline has gone out to all the liberal media today, including Businessweek. Global warming, it is claimed, will kill 100 million people by 2030.

Just nonsense and mummery, like the Prophets of Doom of old.

We seem to have become a Post-Enlightment culture. Mysticism and prophecy are all the rage again, as they once were.

Smoke Inhalation Counts As A Global Warming Death? Alex seizes upon this to suggest Susan Rice's next talking point:

bviously Ambassador Steven's death due to indoor smoke inhilation is more evidence that we must redouble our efforts to fight global climate change.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM



Comments

1 Serial Killer Planet Earf!

Posted by: wheatie at October 02, 2012 02:12 PM (l5RhJ)

2 Just report to the camps already, Ace. You're in serious need of re-education.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 02, 2012 02:12 PM (GRvW4)

3 Global Warming killed my father! And raped my mother!!!

Posted by: mugiwara at October 02, 2012 02:12 PM (Arhcd)

4 seriously,

indoor fire?

Did these people die in a Fire?

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:13 PM (Dnbau)

5 There used to be a highly advanced human population...back in 20,000 BC.

But Serial Killer Earth killed them.

Posted by: wheatie at October 02, 2012 02:13 PM (l5RhJ)

6 My ass itches sometimes, is that because of global warming?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2012 02:13 PM (oSFWF)

7
Good. Fuck em.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 02, 2012 02:13 PM (jUytm)

8 Global warming killed Nicole Simpson.

Posted by: The Juice at October 02, 2012 02:13 PM (0muQ0)

9 Al Gore is fat because he knows global warming is a scam. Also explains why his carbon footprint is bigger than most 3rd world countries and why he bought oceanfront property.

Posted by: MacGruber at October 02, 2012 02:14 PM (S+el1)

10 I think this is where they'll also tell me I'm anti science or some such crap if I don't swallow this whole.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 02, 2012 02:14 PM (tf9Ne)

11 3 Global Warming killed my father! And raped my mother!!!
Posted by: mugiwara at October 02, 2012 02:12 PM (Arhcd)

___________________________

Ya but I gave you a-

HUG with that you ungrateful bastard!!

Posted by: Global Warming--Like a Hug! at October 02, 2012 02:14 PM (r2PLg)

12 Oddly enough, Mars is seeing unexpectedly warm weather.

It’s probably the Mars Rover’s emissions.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 02, 2012 02:14 PM (QF8uk)

13 Even the air pollution numbers are made up bull shit. Anytime I see BS statistics like that I look at the article and see if they link to the data or how the data were obtained and the methodology.
'

When it gives neither I know it is just like newspaper polls, bullshit.

Posted by: Vic at October 02, 2012 02:15 PM (YdQQY)

14 Let's just go ahead and assume that those folks who died while cooking with dung aren't contributing much to society in general.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 02, 2012 02:15 PM (GRvW4)

15
I want to see a statistic that shows me how many people one SUV kills.

For my own personal gratification, of course.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 02, 2012 02:15 PM (jUytm)

16 Obama Campaign: 'Vote Like Your Lady Parts Depend On It'
"Because they kinda do."

Does that mean you gotta show your lady parts to vote?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2012 02:15 PM (oSFWF)

17 so these people cooked indoors, their homes caught fire and they died of smoke inhalation? Just as plausible right? Didn't the Ambassador allegedly die of smoke inhalation? So, it wasn't Islamofacists that killed him, it was carbon based fuels?

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:15 PM (Dnbau)

18 What are the Left upset about? Humans are just a virus killing Mother Gaia, right?

If they truly had the courage of their convictions they would be rooting for the dystopian fantasy of global warming...

That is, until they admit that a warmer earth means more humans.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2012 02:15 PM (vY2x+)

19 Obviously Ambassador Steven's death due to indoor smoke inhilation is more evidence that we must redouble our efforts to fight global climate change.

Posted by: Alex at October 02, 2012 02:15 PM (3x3F6)

20 Don't forget to hug your chimney sweeper

Posted by: Weepy the Trashman at October 02, 2012 02:16 PM (3SvjA)

21 >>>indoor fire?

I think they mean like a coal-burning stove in your house. When you add up things like actual fires plus asphyxiation deaths (always a danger with indoor fires) plus *premature deaths due to breathing smoky air all your life,* then they're saying that's x million deaths.

So yeah, they're reaching for whatever they can reach.

In any event, it's not "global warming." It's the poor heating their homes as they long have. And to the extent they die from such things prematurely, it's not something new that started in 1980.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2012 02:16 PM (LCRYB)

22 5 million people killed by global warming and other stuff... but mostly other stuff.

Posted by: Dante at October 02, 2012 02:16 PM (NWLVJ)

23 WORLDWIDE

Number of abortions per year: Approximately 42 Million

Number of abortions per day: Approximately 115,000

And the leftys are worried about 5 million people per year????
Why should we stop the economy based on 5 million people when they kill almost 10 times that many every year???

They need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
ANY QUESTIONS???????

Posted by: izoneguy at October 02, 2012 02:17 PM (oKH8p)

24
let me guess, all the earthquakes in 2010 were chalked up to 'global warming'

and all the lightning

and all the floods

Posted by: soothsayer at October 02, 2012 02:17 PM (jUytm)

25 The answer is obvious. The human race can only survive if we outlaw combustion of all types immediately.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 02, 2012 02:17 PM (QKKT0)

26 Was this study conducted by The Lancet?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 02, 2012 02:17 PM (0muQ0)

27 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 02, 2012 02:18 PM (8y9MW)

28
But this headline has gone out to all the liberal media today, including Businessweek. Global warming, it is claimed, will kill 100 million people by 2030.


Well good! Less competition in front of the death panels when they start rationing our health care choices. You'd think lefty asshats would WANT this.


We seem to have become a Post-Enlightment culture. Mysticism and prophecy are all the rage again, as they once were.



As I've stated previously, one more reason why I refer to so-called progressives as "regressives."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 02, 2012 02:18 PM (4df7R)

29 You liked that study, wait til the one comes out about how many people get killed by racism each year. Eleventy gijillion, by our conservative estimate. And by 'conservative estimate' we mean the number our university grant coordinator told us would maximize that sweet, sweet lefty foundation money.

Quit hating science, cons!

Posted by: Concerned Scientists, Inc. at October 02, 2012 02:18 PM (DLu2s)

30 Global Warming raped the horses and rode off on the womyn!!!!

Posted by: Penfold at October 02, 2012 02:18 PM (1PeEC)

31 so we should outlaw all fires, cause Gaia and stuff

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:18 PM (Dnbau)

32
We had a coal burning stove while I was growing up.

How the hell did I survive? Surely the clinkers alone should have killed me off.

Posted by: Lauren at October 02, 2012 02:18 PM (wsGWu)

33 Seriously, I would think that 5 million dead would be known as "a good start" to the enviro-loonies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 02, 2012 02:19 PM (QKKT0)

34 If you are using fire to warm yourself, it usually isn't because it's so very warm outside, right? Or are cold temps caused by global warming as well?

Global warming is like bacon -- there isn't anything it can't do!

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 02, 2012 02:19 PM (8kq7+)

35 What, even after Obama soothed Mother Gaia's brow?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 02, 2012 02:19 PM (POGCP)

36 Global Warming turned me into a newt!





I got better.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2012 02:19 PM (BAS5M)

37 5 million people? Peanuts, wait till get the bomb. Allah be praised!

Posted by: Iran at October 02, 2012 02:19 PM (oSFWF)

38 What the "study" does is clearly intentional deception: They push the Global Warming headline, but then the deaths they include are due, they say, to "our carbon-intensive" lifestyle. Thus, they're changing the terms of debate in for deceptive purposes; they hook people with "Global Warming," but then they greatly expand this to include any death which has some sort of attenuated carbon cause.

Since everything organic contains carbon, you can just add "murder" and "war" into this stat, if you like.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2012 02:19 PM (LCRYB)

39 Facepalm?

Posted by: Adam at October 02, 2012 02:19 PM (tG36f)

40 Mortality kills 50,000 people a day. We should enact legislation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 02, 2012 02:19 PM (QKKT0)

41 "We seem to have become a Post-Enlightment culture. Mysticism and prophecy are all the rage again, as they once were."

And you actually think the Enlightenment was a positive event? Figures.

The "Enlightenment was the greatest intellectual darkening in the history of the world. It's false promises, it's Satanic ideology are primarily responsible for our problems today.

People are not created equal, they do not have "inalienable rights", and are not "born free". That lie was the basis for other lies and disasters that followed.

Posted by: Reality Check at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (ELEDJ)

42 Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys.

Posted by: Montgomery Burns at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (XvHmy)

43 Global Waring is, and always has been, a scam to fraudulently squeeze money out of Western tax payers.

When I first heard of this before the first minute of research was done by me I looked at the proposed solution. You can always tell what the "real" problem is by the proposed solution. In this case it was more government control or more taxes or both. So I determined that the real problem was the US had too much industry and that the citizens in this country who paid taxes did not pay enough.


In other words Obama material. So now even though Congress said no to this BS Obama is implementing it through Pharaoh said anyway.


Every SOB who pushes this shit should be in jail.

Posted by: Vic at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (YdQQY)

44
Or are cold temps caused by global warming as well?

Yes. Definitely Yes. Remember the snow storms in DC last year? Climate change, baby!

Posted by: Lauren at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (wsGWu)

45 Thinning the herd.

Posted by: Mother Earth at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (bAGA/)

46 slow news day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (oSFWF)

47 these are probably primarily deaths in the third world, which enviro nazis would like us to emulate

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (Dnbau)

48 So what did everyone else die of in 2010?

Posted by: Penfold at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (1PeEC)

49 5 million people? Wait till I kick in

Posted by: obamacare at October 02, 2012 02:21 PM (oSFWF)

50 So what did everyone else die of in 2010?

AIDS.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 02, 2012 02:21 PM (POGCP)

51 They want population control? Fine, use global warming, fuckers.

Global warming can help fight global warming by using MURDER.

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2012 02:21 PM (q177U)

52 So:
How many people died in the non-Anglosphere last year? (I'll count India in there too.)

They're the fault of liberals.

Anti-colonialism, anti-imperialism, and the UN.
Quinn Excites Dismay.

Posted by: Al at October 02, 2012 02:21 PM (MzQOZ)

53 Everybody is over-looking carrots. Carrots are what we should be scared of. Did you know that everybody that ever ate carrots has died or will die. This carrot plague has to be stopped.

Posted by: polynikes at October 02, 2012 02:22 PM (m2CN7)

54
Since we have already trashed the thread topic:

Top Hezbollah operative Ali Hussein Nassif has reportley been killed, along with several other Hezbollah members, in clashes near Homs.

Hezbollah is Shia, like Obama. Watch for some recognition of this development by O, he has just taken a hit in his ladyparts.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 02, 2012 02:22 PM (1Y+hH)

55 Thelogic behind thesestatisticsis comical, e.g. "A child drowned because he swam in a lake that10,000 years ago was solid ice. If it weren't for global warming, he would've been able to walk on the ice tosafetyonce he realized he was drowning."

Posted by: Manolo at October 02, 2012 02:22 PM (kl3xJ)

56 ...but Certified Free Trade, Organic Chocolate rations are going up, citizen.
Rejoice!

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2012 02:22 PM (gplzV)

57 Cause of Death: Carbon Crisis

Posted by: 10,000 Dead Pompeiians at October 02, 2012 02:22 PM (QKKT0)

58 Twice as many were killed by witchcraft. So let's burn the witches. Preferably in an "outdoor" fire.

Posted by: Roy at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (VndSC)

59 Global Warming kills millions!!!!

Ice age just gives you an atomic wedgie.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (HiKk0)

60 If it wasn't for, you know, global warming I wouldn't like need, you know, all that Gatorade that Mitt Romney isn't, you know, giving me.

Posted by: Richard Hayes at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (DLu2s)

61 But generally, mysticism and prophecy have to make sense and be verifiable as true, or as not falsified by fact or more reliable sources. Otherwise, they get ditched as false mysticism and false prophecy, and people usually get a tad peeved at the false information purveyor.

This is not, alas, true of the global warmists and their fans.

Posted by: suburbanbanshee at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (cvXSV)

62 It's the poor heating their homes as they long have. And to the extent they die from such things prematurely, it's not something new that started in 1980.

__________________


Does anyone remember that story of Obama working in Chicago for the slum lord and getting him out of being sued for turning of the heat?

I think the slum lord got off with a small fine--he said he couldn't afford to turn on the heat--yet in the same time frame he made a $1,000 campaign contribution to Obama.

I think Mickey Kaus had the story IIRC

Posted by: Global Warming--Like a Hug! at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (r2PLg)

63 Study: Five Million People Were Killed By Global Warming in 2010

Had they lived, they would have intercepted Tony Romo

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (wwsoB)

64 Living causes death because everyone who is currently living will die.

Posted by: Vic at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (YdQQY)

65 This is the sort of story that doesn't pass what I would call my super-duper grade-school arithmetic/smell test. To wit:
1. There are roughly 7 billion people in the world.
2. The average world age expectancy is roughly 70.
3. That means, and again this is rough, that roughly 100 million people die in the world every year of something -- violence, car crashes, heart disease, cancer, old age, etc.
4. This story is telling us that something like 5% of world deaths are caused by global warming/carbon pollution.
I just don't buy it. That's obviously a grossly exaggerated statistic, and anyone with fifth grade math skills could see it in an instant.
And, of course, even if it were true, if we all of a sudden could or would decide to simply do away with using carbon fuels, you'd have to account for the millions who would die of starvation, war, societal breakdown, etc.
Utopians never understand that there are tradeoffs on the road to nirvana.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (qHCyt)

66 We blame the Ghostbusters

Posted by: The EPA at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (XvHmy)

67 Global Warming got nothing on me.

Posted by: Rachel Carson, burning in hell as we speak at October 02, 2012 02:23 PM (bAGA/)

68 these are probably primarily deaths in the third world, which enviro nazis would like us to emulate
Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:20 PM (Dnbau)


Let's just not talk about all the people in third world shitholes who die of malaria and other insect-borne diseases who would have survived if they had some fucking DDT. Because DDT is bad.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (4df7R)

69
Scott Brown should've said to that college senior last night: Let me ask you something: What are you going to do for your country?



Posted by: soothsayer at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (jUytm)

70 >>AIDS.

It got my dog, Old Blue.

Posted by: Gary at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (gplzV)

71 haven't read any comments.

you've seen this right? really, this needs its own post. these freaks need to be shamed and they should crawl back under their rocks

check out the guy in the green....onesie (yes....I typed onesie)

tiny.cc/vddklw


Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (pLTLS)

72
Between the racism dog whistle and the AGW dog whistle, why don't more liberal heads explode from the sheer cacophony of it all?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (vbh31)

73 One out of every one people will die.
So gimme my BAMA PHO!

Posted by: Roy at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (VndSC)

74 Top Hezbollah operative Ali Hussein Nassif has reportley been killed, along with several other Hezbollah members, in clashes near Homs.

Hezbollah is Shia, like Obama. Watch for some recognition of this development by O, he has just taken a hit in his ladyparts.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 02, 2012 02:22 PM (1Y+hH)

I'm almost rooting for Assad in this one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (oSFWF)

75 Yeah, I don't find the Steven's snark humorous in any regard...

Posted by: Exile at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (GGCsk)

76 Global warming caused my baldness

Posted by: Jason Alexander at October 02, 2012 02:25 PM (vjyZP)

77 You liked that study, wait til the one comes out about how many people get killed by racism each year.

Clearly Ambassador Stevens was a racist for getting himself killed in an effort to preventSCoaMF's reelection.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 02, 2012 02:25 PM (6BgmB)

78 Thelogic behind thesestatisticsis comical, e.g. "A child drowned because he swam in a lake that10,000 years ago was solid ice. If it weren't for global warming, he would've been able to walk on the ice tosafetyonce he realized he was drowning."
Posted by: Manolo at October 02, 2012 02:22 PM (kl3xJ)


YES! Exactly! Welcome to the fold, comrade!

Posted by: Environuts at October 02, 2012 02:25 PM (4df7R)

79 12 Oddly enough, Mars is seeing unexpectedly warm weather.

It's the Sun.
'Global warming' is real enough...it has happened periodically, throughout the history of our planet.

It happens to the other planets in our solar system too.

Solar activity...increases in volcanic activity...there are several factors that cause periods of 'global warming', here on earth.
All of which are far more powerful than whatever we puny humans are doing.

Posted by: wheatie at October 02, 2012 02:25 PM (l5RhJ)

80 Mitt Romney is a Mormon. A lot of Mormons are masons. Ergo, Romney is a mason. Also, mason's are satanists. Some say satinists are also reptillians that control the world. Others say reptillians are really demons. Ergo, Romney is a Mormon, mason, satanist reptillian as well as the spawn of the devil. Makes sense to me!

Posted by: Reality Derp at October 02, 2012 02:25 PM (tG36f)

81 poor turks would steal JP4 for their kerosine heaters in the winter, and would routinely blow themselves up.

Global warming bitches

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:25 PM (Dnbau)

82 We seem to have become a Post-Enlightment culture. Mysticism and prophecy are all the rage again, as they once were.


I wanna be the volcano pusher, not the pushee.


Related: http://youtu.be/n4cqujPMXLI


This is one of my all time favorite movie scenes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 02:26 PM (VtjlW)

83
It's Me Me Me Me.

What is government gonna do for me?

No, muthafucka, what are you gonna do for your country?

Posted by: Soothsayer F. Kennedy at October 02, 2012 02:26 PM (jUytm)

84 FIVE MILLIONS ECONOMIES KILLED BY SECOND HAND STUPIDITY

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 02, 2012 02:26 PM (hyB08)

85 I was promised that there would be no Math on this blog.


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012 and is Master of his domain at October 02, 2012 02:27 PM (he2LC)

86 How many people did the Medieval Warm Period murder?

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2012 02:27 PM (q177U)

87 Ummm, can these guys step it up a bit? 5M ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: The Looming Global Population Explosion at October 02, 2012 02:27 PM (MQLiy)

88 don't be an idiot. Global warming causes more winter weather, which means more people light fires to stay warm, and the smoke from the fires kills people.
Geez, learn to think like a scientisk on the government teat.

Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2012 02:27 PM (bJm7W)

89 86
How many people did the Medieval Warm Period murder?

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2012 02:27 PM (q177U)

Yeah and you saw what the ice age did to all those cute little animals...

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 02, 2012 02:27 PM (9+ccr)

90 Avenge me!

Posted by: Global Cooling at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (Ks4nX)

91 OT, but Barry and His Feds have by-passed that pesky congress and purchased the Thomson prison, as a (hopefully) final gift to the state of Illinoiz. $165 million into Guv Quinn's pocket. Durbin said the move was 'unusual, but not illegal.'

Posted by: Lizabth at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (JZBti)

92 Remember all the people that were going to be killed by second-hand tobacco smoke?

Where are they now?

What about all the people that were going to be killed by the hole in the ozone?

Where are they now?

It's the same with every fucking "study" with these people.

Seatbelt law, helmet laws, warning labels, drunk driving, speed limits, licenses, environmental laws, disability laws, discrimination laws--on and on, all this shit to get you used to the idea of the government telling you what to do and not a damned thing to do with increasing safety or freedom.

When the fuck do we get our freedom back since none of their "safety" has worked?

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (imtbm)

93 How about all the wildfires that decimate the west every year, many of which are exacerbated by thick forests and leaf/brush litter that enviroweenies WILL NOT allow you to clear because Gaia rape.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (4df7R)

94
And one of the questions was what is the US government gonna do for illegals?

EH?

And we just sit back and take it because we don't want to broke any PC rules.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (jUytm)

95 If you like your Global Warming, you can keep your Global Warming.

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (he2LC)

96 Can we get a thread on this "Vote Like Your Lady Parts Depend On It" thing Rush just mentioned? It sounds right up the HQ's alley, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (B/VB5)

97 Of course the global warming enthusiasts never mention that some of the worst atmosphere-related health problems are caused by ground-level ozone, which used to be kept in check by the CFCs they got banned (and which, being so heavy, had absolutely zero effect on upper-level ozone they were trying to "protect").

Although I have to admit that these scientifically ignorant morons make me even more sick than ozone does (after all, the ozone doesn't have the free will to intentionally cause asthma, free radicals, and premature aging).

Posted by: Norcross at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (4EA5K)

98 Meanwhile, on the stump today :::

“This is deadly earnest, man. This is deadly earnest,” the vice president said. “How they can justify, how they can justify raising taxes on the middle class that has been buried the last four years? How in lord's name can they justify raising their taxes with these tax cuts.”

Right and perhaps of importance here, he and his absentee boss have been in charge so to speak, whilst "the middle class has been buried that past four years".

A total fucking idiot!

Posted by: Cognitive Disconnect at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (4eNxd)

99 this is Monte Python Science--only not funny


Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (Dll6b)

100 20
Don't forget to hug your chimney sweeper


But not the nanny, because that would mean you were part of the evil 1%.

Posted by: Supercalifuckyou at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (vjyZP)

101 Study:

Being alive found to be 100% fatal.

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (q177U)

102 @Heminator Looks like the official Obama campaign tumblr erased the "lady parts" post. http://bit.ly/WeJb1w

@DLoesch Screencapped the Obama campaign's ladyparts tumblr. http://twitpic.com/b0gbz1

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (YjDyJ)

103 yeah, Monty

Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (Dll6b)

104 93 How about all the wildfires that decimate the west every year, many of which are exacerbated by thick forests and leaf/brush litter that enviroweenies WILL NOT allow you to clear because Gaia rape.

trees are carbon based

the trees burn

Global Warming bitches

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (Dnbau)

105
"Global warming, it is claimed, will kill 100 million people by 2030."

wait. that would make the left happy.

Posted by: Fresh at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (O7ksG)

106 Let's just go ahead and assume that those folks who died while cooking with dung aren't contributing much to society in general.

Many of them could cook with nice clean electricity or natural gas, but the fucking eco-fascists throw tantrums every time a Third World country wants to build a power plant or any country wants to get natural gas.

Let's just not talk about all the people in third world shitholes who
die of malaria and other insect-borne diseases who would have survived
if they had some fucking DDT. Because DDT is bad.


Not just DDT, but people are bad. Billions of people have to die so stupid rich white proggs can feel good about "saving teh planet" (for whom?). Poor brown people are easier to kill en masse than rich white progg people...

Posted by: Radish the Grouch at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (/kI1Q)

107 18 What are the Left upset about? Humans are just a virus killing Mother Gaia, right?

Right...you'd think they would be cheering about a thinning of the herd.

Posted by: wheatie at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (l5RhJ)

108 test

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (gplzV)

109
@DLoesch Screencapped the Obama campaign's ladyparts tumblr. http://twitpic.com/b0gbz1

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 02, 2012 02:29 PM (YjDyJ)

I saw it before it was scrubbed.

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (9+ccr)

110 @96, ..Obama For America has already scrubbed the lady parts post. It is no more(they wish!).

Posted by: Lizabth at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (JZBti)

111 OT

I wonder if phone statements are set to all 16 million Obama Phone users. Think of all the trees cut down to send out those statements.

Posted by: sTevo's Obama Phone at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (uIz80)

112 Read "Cool It" by Byorn Lomborg.

More lives are saved by Global Warming that are lost by it.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (he2LC)

113
How many people did the Medieval Warm Period murder?

Not a single person survived medieval times. You do the math.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (QKKT0)

114 oh, off topic but from the NY Times, via gateway pundit, who also mentioned the "lady parts" thing:

"With the surge of American troops over and the Taliban still a potent
threat, American generals and civilian officials acknowledge that they
have all but written off what was once one of the cornerstones of their
strategy to end the war here: battering the Taliban into a peace deal."

If Romney is smart he won't talk about this, either.

Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (bJm7W)

115 so how many people are alive because of fossil fuels? the entire northeast from what I can tell.

Posted by: PR at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (KHo8t)

116 huh, that's weird.
My last two puppehtposts didn't stick.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2012 02:31 PM (gplzV)

117 People are not created equal, they do not have "inalienable rights", and
are not "born free". That lie was the basis for other lies and
disasters that followed.


Dance, Nazi Troll, Dance.

And for someone who calls the Enlightenment "Satanic" you show a positively whelming understanding of Christianity.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 02, 2012 02:31 PM (8y9MW)

118 the "Flying Circus" aspect is self-explanatory


'post-Enlightenment' is a good read on this--complete with auto-de fe

Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at October 02, 2012 02:31 PM (Dll6b)

119 Can we get a thread on this "Vote Like Your Lady Parts Depend On It"
thing Rush just mentioned? It sounds right up the HQ's alley,
IYKWIMAITYD.


AtC's comment deserves front-page billing.

Posted by: Radish the Grouch at October 02, 2012 02:31 PM (/kI1Q)

120 AtC's comment deserves front-page billing.

Second.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 02, 2012 02:32 PM (8y9MW)

121 You know who wants to out kill global warming? A nuclear armed Imadinnerjacket.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 02, 2012 02:33 PM (tf9Ne)

122 AtC is the official spokes-moron on the lady parts issue

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:33 PM (Dnbau)

123
AtC's comment deserves front-page billing.

Thirded. May I sleep inside tonight, my Queen?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 02, 2012 02:33 PM (lOmbq)

124 How many people did the Medieval Warm Period murder?

New evidence suggests that the Crusades- which involved the invasion of peaceful Muslim lands and the indiscriminate murder of non-Christians- was largely motivated by climate change and the associated competition for resources.

Studies have suggested that the warming of the era has been attributed to deforestation and livestock domestication that began in earnest during the Medieval period.

There, you have your answer. Now excuse me while I check the mail for my big fat research grant check.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (SY2Kh)

125 This post needs more Dana Loesch.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (gplzV)

126 Entire population of Pompeii killed by global warming. I know because it was damn hot when they all died.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (hyB08)

127
I'm having trouble with the whole "Stevens died of smoke inhalation" story. Has anyone explained why, if Stevens died of smoke inhalation, he was bruised and bloodied?


At what point was he beaten--before, after, or during the fire?

Posted by: Average Jen at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (bGg6O)

128 1) Climate change has always existed.

2) All people ever born have always died.

3) Climate change kills everyone!

Posted by: Church of Environtologist at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (BrQrN)

129 Solar activity...increases in volcanic activity...there are several factors that cause periods of 'global warming', here on earth.
All of which are far more powerful than whatever we puny humans are doing.


THIS. Sometimes the stupidity of other people amazes me (I know -- trust me, I'm getting better). When I mention this to these idiots, I almost always get that blinking, glassy look of, "Okaaay... I don't really understand what you're talking about, so I'm not going to say anything. I'm pretty sure I'm right and you're wrong, but I don't have any facts to back that up so I'll just pretend I know what you're saying."

I mean, how often does someone have to make a movie about prehistorictimes with jungles where we now have temperate forests,. oceans where now there's desert, and great ice sheets where we now have arable land? Just how often do you have to point at a picture of a fucking Mastodon and say, "There's a reason a big, shaggy elephants didn't survive to the modern era." Just how often to you have to point out that the word "AGE" in "ICE AGE" means that it was a period of time with a beginning and an end and that it happened WITHOUT humans having anything to do with it?

I mean, WTF!

*deep, cleansing breaths*

*falls off soapbox*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (4df7R)

130 Yes, Francis, Mormonism came from Freemasonry. It is a verfiable fact. They think they're going to become independent Gods after life, an acute sign of a Satanic ideology that places Man above God.

They also think the Constitution is a divinely inspired document. Who wrote the Constitution? Freemasons.

Obviously it's carefully compartmentalized and only a handful at the top are given hints of the "truth". Romney is probably told something like "God has America on a mission to spread unlimited individual freedom". So he has to be a shill for homosexuality and other degeneracy.

Posted by: Reality Check at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (ELEDJ)

131 BTW, Antarctic sea ice has been increasing for decades...

http://t.co/c2eWA5jA

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 02, 2012 02:35 PM (XvHmy)

132 Can we get a thread on this "Vote Like Your Lady Parts Depend On It" thing Rush just mentioned? It sounds right up the HQ's alley, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2012 02:28 PM (B/VB5)


Check out alexthechick's excellent rant on that very topic in the previous thread. Epic.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 02, 2012 02:35 PM (4df7R)

133
OT
From Pat Dollard - Obama's
new massively effective campaign ad.

Posted by: HtP at October 02, 2012 02:36 PM (jx2j9)

134 "With the surge of American troops over and the Taliban still a potent threat, American generals and civilian officials acknowledge that they have all but written off what was once one of the cornerstones of their strategy to end the war here: battering the Taliban into a peace deal."If Romney is smart he won't talk about this, either.
Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2012 02:30 PM (bJm7W)


--------------------------------------------------


Unless he includes the word "nookler" in an explanation.

Posted by: Soona at October 02, 2012 02:36 PM (S0iwx)

135 Liberals can't understand causality.
It completely escapes them in addition to it being terribly inconvenient for their belief structure.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2012 02:37 PM (gplzV)

136 It is kinda sorta Global Warming related, because the environmental whacko's won't let poor Africans build coal burning power plants for electricity. Forcing them to burn dung for light and heat that ultimately kills them.

Posted by: liquidflorian at October 02, 2012 02:37 PM (Kx/oz)

137 People are not created equal, they do not have "inalienable rights", and are not "born free". They are born to serve the glorious Fuhrer!

Sieg!

Heil!

Posted by: Reality Dreck at October 02, 2012 02:37 PM (aHR5E)

138 Don't forget to hug your chimney sweeper
But not the nanny, because that would mean you were part of the evil 1%.




And don't you DARE hold your child's hand in public if you're a man, because that means you're an incestuous pedophile.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 02, 2012 02:37 PM (4df7R)

139
Crap! Try this.

http://tinyurl.com/9as8vhu

Posted by: HtP at October 02, 2012 02:37 PM (jx2j9)

140 I'm having trouble with the whole "Stevens died of smoke inhalation" story. Has anyone explained why, if Stevens died of smoke inhalation, he was bruised and bloodied?


At what point was he beaten--before, after, or during the fire?
Posted by: Average Jen at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (bGg6O)

they will never release the autopsy. They will claim it is out of respect for the family. The media will never ask or do a FOIA for it. We will never know. Cause if we did, the administration would have to do something about it

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:37 PM (Dnbau)

141 seems legit

Posted by: Truman North at October 02, 2012 02:37 PM (I2LwF)

142 So he has to be a shill for homosexuality and other degeneracy.
Posted by: Reality Check at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (ELEDJ)
That stupid shit was disproven last time you went on an inane rant you fuck face. I'm sorry Romney isn't out screaming "stone the fags". Maybe if that's what you want you should move to fucking Iran.

Posted by: Adam at October 02, 2012 02:38 PM (tG36f)

143 Global warming, it is claimed, will kill 100 million people by 2030.

Only 100 million? Slacker.

Posted by: Old Style Communists at October 02, 2012 02:38 PM (GFM2b)

144 We just blast a few more asteroids, that's all. Problem solved.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 02, 2012 02:38 PM (hyB08)

145 I used to be a threat to every child on the planet, but now I'm a big, fat nobody.

Posted by: Alar at October 02, 2012 02:39 PM (IoNBC)

146 Global Warming because tax...

Posted by: Cajun Carrot at October 02, 2012 02:39 PM (UZQM8)

147 "bviously Ambassador Steven's death due to indoor smoke inhilation is more evidence that we must redouble our efforts to fight global climate change"
That and lead poisoning.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 02, 2012 02:39 PM (wSTfB)

148 Why, oh why, does Gaia hatez us? More pointedly: What must we do to atone for our sins?

Posted by: jakeman at October 02, 2012 02:39 PM (96M6e)

149 This is what happens when you catch libs in a giant lie. They double down.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 02, 2012 02:39 PM (lWXSF)

150 Wait, I thought the world was overpopulated.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 02, 2012 02:40 PM (JxMoP)

151 I'm almost rooting for Assad in this one. Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2012 02:24 PM (oSFWFAssad is also Shia. Which is why O won't touch him. Iran is Shia too.Gaddafi? SunniTaliban killed by drones all the time: SunniSaddam followers killed by O: SunniBin Laden: SunniAl Zawahiri (where is he?): Shia

Posted by: Meremortal at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (1Y+hH)

152 I'm sorry Romney isn't out screaming "stone the fags". Maybe if that's what you want you should move to fucking Iran.

---

RC's beloved Fuhrer knew what to do with the gheys.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (aHR5E)

153 131
BTW, Antarctic sea ice has been increasing for decades...



http://t.co/c2eWA5jA

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 02, 2012 02:35 PM (XvHmy)

We like to focus on the one data point that agrees with our agenda...

Posted by: CAGW Zealot at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (xAtAj)

154
150 Wait, I thought the world was overpopulated.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 02, 2012 02:40 PM (JxMoP


Its not killing people fast enough for their tastes.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (GULKT)

155 219 Obama Website: ‘Vote Like Your Lady Parts Depend On It’


Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.


I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.


Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (Dnbau)

156 Freeze to death or start a fire?


I am going with the fire.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (wR+pz)

157 But this headline has gone out to all the liberal media today, including Businessweek. Global warming, it is claimed, will kill 100 million people by 2030.

**

WTF are they complaning about? I always thought the mass thinning of the population is what these freeak cultist wanted?

Posted by: dananjcon at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (eavT+)

158 131

But, but, but, it's for the penguins! Or sumpin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (GFM2b)

159 You can't hug a child with nuclear arms. But hugging and giving a frosty, cold Gatorade to every garbageman on earth might solve global warmingz.

Posted by: jakeman at October 02, 2012 02:41 PM (96M6e)

160 Check out alexthechick's excellent rant on that very topic in the previous thread. Epic.

Thanks for that tip. That was amazing!

Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2012 02:42 PM (B/VB5)

161 Posted by: Reality Check at October 02, 2012 02:34 PM (ELEDJ)

See? You just can't get this kind of stupid meets batshit insane anywhere else.

Where's my popcorn. Oh, there it is.

Dance, little troll. Dance.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 02, 2012 02:42 PM (8y9MW)

162 Freeeeeeemaaaaassssooonsss!

Posted by: RC at October 02, 2012 02:42 PM (wsGWu)

163 Matches? We don't need no steenkin' matches

Posted by: Terra-bul World B Free at October 02, 2012 02:42 PM (7fLDW)

164 Viruses have rights, too! Stop genocidal inoculations!!

Posted by: Whooping Cough at October 02, 2012 02:42 PM (IoNBC)

165
The answer is obvious. The human race can only survive if we outlaw combustion of all types immediately.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 02, 2012 02:17 PM (QKKT0)






Flag-burning will have a waiver, per SCOAMF executive order.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 02, 2012 02:42 PM (TIIx5)

166 CHICAGO - The federal government has agreed to buy the closed Thomson Correctional Center in western Illinois for $165 million after the sale was held up for three years, state leaders announced Tuesday.

Many Illinois leaders — including U.S. Sen. Dick Durbin and Gov. Pat Quinn who spoke to The Associated Press ahead of a news conference to announce the sale — supported the purchase because they said it would bring up to 1,100 jobs to Illinois. Federal officials have said it would help alleviate prison overcrowding.

"It means a prison that has been sitting here empty will be used again and create a lot of opportunity for working families in the areas," Durbin said.

The sale of the facility has been stalled for years. Most recently, Virginia Republican U.S. Rep. Frank Wolf, who heads a key House subcommittee overseeing the federal Bureau of Prisons, objected to the purchase because he believed terrorism suspects would be housed there. The Obama administration, which supports the sale, has vowed that won't happen and federal law now prohibits any transfers from Guantanamo Bay to Thomson.

Posted by: Al Capone at October 02, 2012 02:43 PM (e8kgV)

167 By the way, climate scientologists announced the other day that global warming will make fish shrink and caused the Mongol Hordes. I am not making up either of those items.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2012 02:43 PM (B/VB5)

168 Is porn made from carbon?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 02, 2012 02:43 PM (hRYs4)

169 Has it ever occurred to the blissfully unaware that annual deaths are annual?

Posted by: Fritz at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (vm7ot)

170 I keep hoping RC will bring up the secret spider-goat hybrids, but no luck so far.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (aHR5E)

171 Wait, I thought the world was overpopulated.

It is. But we want to choose who lives and dies, not leave it to chance.

Posted by: Liberals at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (lWXSF)

172 Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

golf clap

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (gplzV)

173 Stone the fags!

Posted by: Compartmentalized Homosexual Freemason Mormons! at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (BrQrN)

174 Obama For America has already scrubbed the lady parts post.

Captured on Twitchy by Michelle Malkin, known possesor of Lady Parts.

Posted by: fluffy, dick at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (3SvjA)

175 Well, you don't need an ID to breath. So there.

Posted by: Jordan, from CO, Carbon Monoxide at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (wR+pz)

176 Flag-burning will have a waiver, per SCOAMF executive order.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 02, 2012 02:42 PM (TIIx5)


I saw a funny bumper sticker yesterday. It read, "If you are gonna burn the flag, please roll yourself in it first"

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (Dnbau)

177 174
Obama For America has already scrubbed the lady parts post.


Captured on Twitchy by Michelle Malkin, known possesor of Lady Parts.

Posted by: fluffy, dick at October 02, 2012 02:44 PM (3SvjA)

And Drudge...

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 02, 2012 02:45 PM (9+ccr)

178 This is the most successful blog that runs on a framework built in 1964 I have ever encountered.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 02, 2012 02:45 PM (1Y+hH)

179 Spider-goats?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 02, 2012 02:45 PM (POGCP)

180 "That stupid shit was disproven last time you went on an inane rant you fuck face."

Can you even name a single occassion where Romney has stood up for any traditional values? I'm not talking about pro-forma campaign stuff.

When Obama came out and endorsed gay marriage, Romney gave one low-key speech against it and then gave up. That's his stance on traditional values.

Posted by: Reality Check at October 02, 2012 02:45 PM (ELEDJ)

181 Let's just not talk about all the people in third world shitholes who die of malaria and other insect-borne diseases who would have survived if they had some fucking DDT.

Reminds me. Got a neighbor who I hardly see. He's well into retirement. Met him out at the corner and I casually mentioned that West Nile Disease has finally reached our little corner of SE Pennsylvania and that people are starting to die in NJ. 'Great,' he said, 'we're now officially a third world shithole.'

He's talking about renouncing citizenship and moving out of the country. I think he's serious because he knows the minutia of all the shit that's required.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 02, 2012 02:45 PM (feFL6)

182 My neighbor's au pair was fucking their garbage man for a while.
Apparently she was a Patriot.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2012 02:45 PM (gplzV)

183 From January 1, 2012through today, 1430 EST, more than 31 million abortions have been performed worldwide...I guess they've been spared a really horrible death caused byglobal warming.

Posted by: Dagny T at October 02, 2012 02:46 PM (WCU94)

184 160
Check out alexthechick's excellent rant on that very topic in the previous thread. Epic.



Thanks for that tip. That was amazing!

Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2012 02:42 PM (B/VB5)
**I needed a cigarette after reading.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 02, 2012 02:46 PM (eavT+)

185 some of my puppehts are not showing up...is this a new thing?

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2012 02:46 PM (gplzV)

186
Polar bear farts cause global warming. Which kills the polar bears. Which stops them farting. Which cools the earth. Which allows the polar bears to thrive. Which makes them fart. Which warms the globe. Which kills the polar bears.


Damn, it's tough being a liberal.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 02, 2012 02:46 PM (U+DUu)

187 Is porn made from carbon?

There is evidence that the Solutrean culture was greatly admired by the Neanderthals for its rich diversity of erotic charcoal carvings. The Neanderthals had to content themselves with smutty stick figures made from twigs.

Posted by: Dr. Leakey at October 02, 2012 02:46 PM (QKKT0)

188 Global warming drove me out my own home this morning as my bacon started burning. I put some bacon on the stove, walked away to check my e-mail, and to my HORROR; global warming was filling my kitchen!

Posted by: Pyrocles at October 02, 2012 02:47 PM (cv5Iw)

189 Vice President Biden said Tuesday that the middle class has been “buried” for the last four years.


He really can't help himself can he?

Posted by: Cajun Carrot at October 02, 2012 02:47 PM (UZQM8)

190 ‘Vote Like Your Lady Parts Depend On It’

Don't worry, I always do...

Posted by: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb at October 02, 2012 02:47 PM (XvHmy)

191 "It means a prison that has been sitting here empty will be used again
and create a lot of opportunity for working families in the areas,"
Durbin said.



"Working families" is still code for "public employee unions", right?

Posted by: Radish the Grouch at October 02, 2012 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)

192
I just released a little global warming into my recliner.


Sniff it, lefties.

Posted by: JimboHoffa at October 02, 2012 02:47 PM (dAfqy)

193 Can you even name a single occassion where Romney has stood up for any traditional values? I'm not talking about pro-forma campaign stuff.

yes fuck face, when he said there should be open season on American Ambassadors and Embassies. That we should never apologize for being attacked.

Good enough for you, fuck face?

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 02, 2012 02:48 PM (Dnbau)

194
If anyone has some unscrubbed lady parts just laying around, can I have them?

Posted by: Ed Gein at October 02, 2012 02:48 PM (Ks4nX)

195 Global Warming gave me long balls!

Posted by: Larry David at October 02, 2012 02:48 PM (gplzV)

196 Vice President Biden said Tuesday that the middle class has been “buried” for the last four years.

He really can't help himself can he?

Posted by: Cajun Carrot at October 02, 2012 02:47 PM (UZQM


*Bangs shoe on desk*

Posted by: Nikita Khrushchev at October 02, 2012 02:48 PM (XvHmy)

197 Its freaky, these people are obsessed with vagina's and pussies.

*
(actual vagina's and Obama)


Posted by: dananjcon at October 02, 2012 02:48 PM (eavT+)

198 Spider-goats?

---

Yes, apparently they're a key element of the Illuminati/Bilderberger conspiracy that exists mainly in the fevered imagination of Alex Jones.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 02, 2012 02:49 PM (aHR5E)

199 I got a sunburn in July because of global warming and lived to tell about it.

Posted by: Suck It Grim Reaper! at October 02, 2012 02:49 PM (4TBK2)

200
"When Obama came out and endorsed gay marriage, Romney gave one low-key speech against it and then gave up. That's his stance on traditional values."

You said you are voting Romney. Nothing else you say matters.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 02, 2012 02:49 PM (1Y+hH)

201
Radish the Grouch at October 02, 2012 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)



I just cannot picture you in a trashcan.

Posted by: JimboHoffa at October 02, 2012 02:49 PM (dAfqy)

202 Coming out and making a speech the day after Obama decides to stop lying for political reasons is a low key kinda thing huh?

Posted by: Adam at October 02, 2012 02:49 PM (tG36f)

203
I used to be a threat to every child on the planet, but now I'm a big, fat nobody.

Imagine how I feel.

Posted by: Radon Gas at October 02, 2012 02:50 PM (lOmbq)

204 For those that may have missed it:


NOOOOOOOOOOD post....

Posted by: Cajun Carrot at October 02, 2012 02:51 PM (UZQM8)

205
"It means a prison that has been sitting here empty will be used again and create a lot of opportunity housing for working families "Democrats" in the areas," Durbin said.

FIFY.

Reminiscent of that TV show "COPS," or as my boys and I call it, "Meet the Democrats."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 02, 2012 02:51 PM (U+DUu)

206 Global Warmening killed my cold beer!

Posted by: Funemployment Easy Chair at October 02, 2012 02:51 PM (38ReL)

207 They probably had it coming

Posted by: Obama supporter making a fool of himself on youtube at October 02, 2012 02:51 PM (4eNxd)

208 New thread, in keeping with ace's afternoon thread dumps every 20 minutes or so.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 02, 2012 02:52 PM (wR+pz)

209 Antarctic Ice actually hit all-time records (in the satellite record) over this summer.

The part that's hilarious is the morons finishing that sentence "Just as the models predicted." (Some models predict polar amplification. Some predict polar cooling. None of them predict North Pole Amplification -and- South Pole cooling.)

Posted by: Al at October 02, 2012 02:53 PM (MzQOZ)

210 re 155: take out an occasional "not" and make a few similar reversals in meaning, and you could have a celebrated feminist drama (for one) with plenty o funding from the NEA.

Posted by: mallfly at October 02, 2012 02:53 PM (bJm7W)

211 This is the most successful blog that runs on a framework built in 1964 I have ever encountered.

Oddly, judging from yesterday’s outage, it was written on cherry.py, which is neither old nor crusty.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 02, 2012 02:53 PM (QF8uk)

212 I wanna be the volcano pusher, not the pushee.

Related: http://youtu.be/n4cqujPMXLI

This is one of my all time favorite movie scenes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 02:26 PM (VtjlW)



With you and volcanos.....I picture you as Taarna from the movie Heavy Metal.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at October 02, 2012 02:54 PM (HiKk0)

213 Don't worry - trees and shit won't grow through a mile of ice. I'm on it.

Posted by: The Next Ice Age at October 02, 2012 03:00 PM (MQLiy)

214 I just cannot picture you in a trashcan.



Scram, Smiley! *slams lid*

Posted by: Radish the Grouch at October 02, 2012 03:00 PM (/kI1Q)

215
Bjorn Lomborg's degrees are in political science. He's a douche.
Here is a link to Source Watch showing he's just a watermelon commie servant of Satan.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2cx9nq

Posted by: Invictus at October 02, 2012 03:02 PM (OQpzc)

216 This is what happens when you catch libs in a giant lie. They double down.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 02, 2012 02:39 PM (lWXSF)


What we don't realize is that the "scientists" who conducted this study and published the results are ACTUALLY working for the American energy fossil fuel lobby. This is all an elaborate scheme to undermine the work of environmentalists by making them look like silly frauds.

I know because Matt Damon told me so.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 02, 2012 03:02 PM (4df7R)

217 http://tinyurl.com/9pvcdzp


Biden: Middle Class 'Has Been Buried the Last Four Years' HAHAHAHAHAHA game over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at October 02, 2012 03:07 PM (ck76k)

218 Collateral damage.

Posted by: Crispian at October 02, 2012 03:10 PM (uBMtY)

219 http://tinyurl.com/32lvp25

Posted by: Crispian at October 02, 2012 03:10 PM (uBMtY)

220 Since -- of course -- we conservative types are to blame for global warming and all other bad things, can we at least get to choose the method of warming and pick the targets?

Orbital Laser Death Beams sound good. Here's looking at you, Berkeley!

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 02, 2012 03:10 PM (k4bdL)

221 Global Warming: And I would have killed 5 million more if it wasn't for you meddling kids

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 02, 2012 03:11 PM (1Jaio)

222
Did someone call me?

Posted by: Sideways pinepple at October 02, 2012 03:19 PM (bGg6O)

223 These people are beyond parody.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at October 02, 2012 03:21 PM (bf/PR)

224 I think my plans to bring back snake oil should work just fine on the plebes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2012 03:33 PM (PHb2k)

225 What AtC said.

Posted by: Flyovercountry at October 02, 2012 03:44 PM (F1qqu)

226 What alexthechick said.

Posted by: TD at October 02, 2012 04:19 PM (0jRRA)

227 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2012 04:29 PM (6o4Fb)

228 Global Warming causes Gaia to fart Radon Gas.

Posted by: Science! at October 02, 2012 05:12 PM (jo70i)

229 5 Million down, 6.5 Billion to go.

Posted by: Georgia Guidestones Population Goal at October 02, 2012 05:29 PM (jo70i)






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