Focus On The House: Vernon Parker In Arizona 9

House races have been getting short shrift this year and since I'm tired of "What About Your Gaffes?", I figured I might as well focus on some races that are either potential GOP pickups or seats we need to defend.

First up....Vernon Parker who is running in the newly created Arizona 9th Congressional District based around parts of Phoenix and nearby cities and suburbs.

Parker is a self made guy who was raised by his grandmother and then put himself through college and law school. On the issues he seems to have all the key boxes checked from the economy, abortion, Second Amendment and national security.

The GOP considers Parker such a rising star they tapped him to give last week's GOP response to Obama's weekly address.

Parker's opponent, former AZ state Senator Kyrsten Sinema, is probably one of the most radical leftwingers seeking election this year.

She's a former Ralph Nader spokesperson, Green Party official, pro-tax hike and self described "Prada Socialist" who opposed going into Afghanistan in 2001 but has been, um, evolving to a more center acceptable Democrat recently (remind you of anyone else you know? Say a guy from Chicago who now pretends to be President).

Take for example what Sinema thinks of stay at home moms.

"These women who act like staying at home, leeching off their husbands or boyfriends, and just cashing the checks is some sort of feminism because they're choosing to live that life. That's bullshit. I mean, what the fuck are we really talking about here?"

The funniest part is progressives seem to distrust her because of her apparent move to the more acceptable mainstream. So, either she's a hardcore lefty or a political hack. Either, she's not someone who should be in Congress.

This new district is considered a swing district so Parker is going to need help to get over the finish line here.

You can donate to his campaign here and if your in the Phoenix area contact the campaign about volunteer opportunities.

For more on Vernon Parker, follow him on Twitter or facebook.

Posted by: DrewM. at 10:31 AM



Comments

1 Don't bother with NY-21, Drew. It is lost. I can't figure these people out.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 01, 2012 10:34 AM (PH+2B)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 01, 2012 10:37 AM (8y9MW)

3 Wow. That Kyrsten Sinema is quite the detestable scrunt. Go Vernon!

Posted by: Pyrocles at October 01, 2012 10:38 AM (cv5Iw)

4 Sinema...Poster child for the Stupid Bitches demo.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 01, 2012 10:39 AM (Ec6wH)

5
"Prada socialist"

Ugh. Two words and I hate this scrunt with the force of the jets from a thousand quasars.

Posted by: Beagle at October 01, 2012 10:41 AM (sOtz/)

6 Sorry to go OT so early but.....


RNC compiles a list of Obama's broken promises:


http://tinyurl.com/8qml6ku



And American Crossroads new ad 'World':


http://tinyurl.com/9xqdmp6

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2012 10:42 AM (X6akg)

7 Green Party = Watermelon Commie, as opposed to radical activist commie like Obama

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2012 10:42 AM (YdQQY)

8 vernon is my guy....i've given him money....i'm giving him more....

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 01, 2012 10:43 AM (Ho2rs)

9 I don't know if anyone mentioned it before , but I sae John F'n Kerry on the news thisd morning. He was whining about Romney being a better debater than TFG, and TFG doesent have as much time to prepare for the debate because he is really busy because he has a full time job running the country.
Maybe TFG should try getting to work by 7am instead of 10 am .

Posted by: cicero skip at October 01, 2012 10:43 AM (3m9Uc)

10 i ♥ vernon

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 01, 2012 10:43 AM (Ho2rs)

11 Wow, Parker's wife is hot. So is his daughter.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 10:45 AM (wR+pz)

12 I can't find a map but this is part of Phoenix so it will be a Dem district and we have a damn Libertarian muddying the waters.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2012 10:46 AM (YdQQY)

13 Man, I donated a little to the guy and didn't get an email receipt yet. Anybody else who gave get one?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 01, 2012 10:47 AM (vbh31)

14 @6

Love the "I am just suppose to be eye candy" at the end of the ad. It is too long for a TV spot. Needs editing down to 60.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 10:48 AM (wR+pz)

15 My "conservative" SIL is back in AZ from Japan now. She was laid off from her teaching job at the Naval base there as the military is cutting back.

I had to check to see if she was in this district but she is not.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2012 10:49 AM (YdQQY)

16 @4

True dat. But you get a bonus, she is bi sexual too, so everyone can sleep with her.

My eyes God, my eyes, bring the bleach.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 10:51 AM (wR+pz)

17 vic they redrew the lines he's going to be my rep though...and i'm in a red area

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 01, 2012 10:51 AM (Ho2rs)

18 "These women who act like staying at home, leeching off their husbands or boyfriends, and just cashing the checks is some sort of feminism because they're choosing to live that life."

Translated: "Freedom to choose means that you do what I think is right. If you think differently then you're either a slave or a parasite."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 01, 2012 10:52 AM (JxMoP)

19 Wendy Long in New York looks great, too.

Posted by: LASue at October 01, 2012 10:52 AM (wAhNv)

20 Not a problem.


Vernon Parker can't lose.


Posted by: Parker Lewis at October 01, 2012 10:52 AM (54vf8)

21
Remember when being a stay at home Mom was not a bad thing?
Sigh......

Posted by: I'm Tired at October 01, 2012 10:53 AM (7QZ6R)

22 since I'm tired of "What About Your Gaffes?",


The What about the Girraaaaffffeees is on my short list of favorite comments of the year.


Wow, Parker's wife is hot. So is his daughter.


Not to be accused of having Asperger's or anything, but:

Go on.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 10:54 AM (VtjlW)

23 Just donated, and got an email receipt, Soap.

Pure evil on a stick vs a good guy. Couldn't resist throwing him some money.

Posted by: stace at October 01, 2012 10:54 AM (ugBjy)

24 True dat. But you get a bonus, she is bi sexual too, so everyone can sleep with her.


I'm sorry but I have to pick a few nits.

First, my team. She can get off it.

Second, being bi means you have a 100% chance of not having a date on Friday night.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 10:55 AM (VtjlW)

25
"leeching off their husbands" =
presumably raising children?
I'm going togo out on a limb and say that longtermone of the only things most people dothat matters in any way is raise children.
Obviously in her perfect world you'd drop the kids off at the government school-farm at age seven and stop by to see them periodically.

Posted by: Beagle at October 01, 2012 10:55 AM (sOtz/)

26 "These women who act like staying at home, leeching off their husbands or boyfriends, and just cashing the checks is some sort of feminism because they're choosing to live that life. That's bullshit. I mean, what the fuck are we really talking about here?"

Because being single with three children from three different sperm donors is where the true feminism can be found. Sitting 'round the house cash'n welfare checks and liv'n the easy life. Democrat props. Admirable.




Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2012 10:56 AM (h6XiD)

27 Cogent blog post. But the plea for Parker could have been summed up in five words: "He's running against the Democrat." Ironically enough, however, within the chattering classes, often that's not enough.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at October 01, 2012 10:57 AM (r2PLg)

28 Yeah, I found where they said it was a new district in Wiki, but they normally have a map and they didn't for this one.


SIL lives in Scottsdale now. Its hard to tell from what I found but it looks like she is in District 4.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2012 10:58 AM (YdQQY)

29 "These women who act like staying at home, leeching off their husbands or boyfriends, and just cashing the checks is some sort of feminism because they're choosing to live that life."

You know, when I was a kid my mom stayed home and she wasn't "leeching off her husband" and "just cashing the checks"- she was making sure that the salary my dad brought home went far enough to house, feed, and clothe our family and pay all of the bills. They used to call that "home economics".

I'm not surprised that it is a field of endeavor that is denigrated by people who are unable to believe that a government should live within its means.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 01, 2012 11:00 AM (RSqz2)

30 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PPP is out with a Poll that BAMA PHO is tied with Romney ! hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at October 01, 2012 11:00 AM (ck76k)

31 "leeching off their husbands" =presumably raising children? Posted by: Beagle at October 01, 2012 10:55 AM (sOtz/)

If progs like Sinema actually had the courage of their convictions, they'd commit suicide. In doing so, they would help Gaia heal from the "cancer" of humanity.

Why exactly, is it that they all want us to conform to their beliefs when they don't even believe their shit themselves?

....

Don't answer that. I already know the answer.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 01, 2012 11:00 AM (sbV1u)

32 Because being single with three children from three different sperm donors is where the true feminism can be found. Sitting 'round the house cash'n welfare checks and liv'n the easy life. Democrat props. Admirable.

No, that woman's just an unfortunate victim of conservative oppression. The true feminist would've had three abortions and then proudly worn a t-shirt proclaiming it.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 01, 2012 11:01 AM (JxMoP)

33 21
Remember when being a stay at home Mom was not a bad thing?
Sigh......
Posted by: I'm Tired at October 01, 2012 10:53 AM (7QZ6R)

It's only NOT a great thing among the Liberal Over-Class who would rather their children be raised by stranger and who "visit" Mommy & Dad when they have a space in their day planner...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:01 AM (136wp)

34 every bi guy I have known (2) eventually completely switches team to fully commit to gay

every bi woman I have met (2) was bi until she met a prog male to marry

is this typical or no?

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 11:01 AM (Dnbau)

35 vic they redrew the lines he's going to be my rep though...and i'm in a red area

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 01, 2012 10:51 AM (Ho2rs)


Cook PVI gives it D+0 meaning that it is almost even but leans Dem.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2012 11:02 AM (YdQQY)

36 34 every bi guy I have known (2) eventually completely switches team to fully commit to gay

every bi woman I have met (2) was bi until she met a prog male to marry

is this typical or no?
Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 11:01 AM (Dnbau)

Umm, why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 01, 2012 11:03 AM (136wp)

37 or me ?

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 01, 2012 11:04 AM (Vk2CC)

38 PPP is a democrat hack organization. I did one of their polls last week and it was so biased I almost started laughing. If you push the conservative choice, you are agreeing to kill babies.


Yes, it was that bad.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 11:05 AM (wR+pz)

39 Don't see how AZ-9 can be close at all. Know what I mean, Vern?

Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2012 11:05 AM (FcR7P)

40 Related.

The following are 10 Democrats Republicans would love to beat on Election Day.

Rep. Larry Kissell (N.C.)

Rep. John Barrow (Ga.)

Rep. Kathy Hochul (N.Y.)

Rep. John Tierney (Mass.)

Rep. Jim Matheson (Utah)

Rep. Mike McIntyre (N.C.)

Rep. David Cicilline (R.I.)

Rep. Mark Critz (Pa.)

Rep. Louise Slaughter (N.Y.)

Rep. Lois Capps (Calif.)


http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/
259339-the-10-house-democrats-republicans-would-love-to-beat

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 01, 2012 11:05 AM (5H6zj)

41 Follow the link in Drew's post and you can get to another link that maps the district. If you know metro Phoenix, you can readily see that the voting, as it does everywhere, breaks on demographics.

And Obama the uniter worsened this phenomena. Looks to me like Scottsdale is in AZ-4.

I'll have to look and see what the district is for Glendale, Peoria, the Sun Cities area, Surprise, Buckeye, etc. I'll bet that is a no-contest R, but I am going to look it up.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 01, 2012 11:06 AM (PH+2B)

42 Eyeliner sock off

Posted by: Y-not at October 01, 2012 11:06 AM (5H6zj)

43 Romney coattails will be critical

Posted by: Jean at October 01, 2012 11:07 AM (49lPc)

44 38 PPP is a democrat hack organization. I did one of their polls last week and it was so biased I almost started laughing. If you push the conservative choice, you are agreeing to kill babies.


Yes, it was that bad.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 11:05 AM (wR+pz)

No, if you push the conservative choice you're denying the right of women to cleanse their uterus of unwanted fetus material...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:07 AM (136wp)

45 Rep. Mark Critz (Pa.)
he is TOAST! he is My Rep.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 01, 2012 11:07 AM (ck76k)

46 Obviously in her perfect world you'd drop the kids off at the government
school-farm at age seven and stop by to see them periodically.


Well, you'd be able to look into the energy harvesting fields, anyway.

Posted by: Theo at October 01, 2012 11:08 AM (YXmuI)

47 Homeschooling the kids, leeching, whatever.

Either way, I'm racist for supporting the Republican in this race.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 01, 2012 11:08 AM (SUKHu)

48 Just donated, and got an email receipt, Soap.


Huh. Still haven't gotten one. Guess it's not a big deal, but it would be nice. Usually I get a "thanks" or something like that. Maybe I mis-keyed my email.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 01, 2012 11:09 AM (vbh31)

49 Would not be too surprised if Barry shits his pants in the Wednesday debate.

Posted by: eman at October 01, 2012 11:09 AM (Wp4rQ)

50 What's with all these planes catching fire midair?



BREAKING: http://CBSSports.com is reporting that #MLB Orioles team is safe after their plane caught fire midair to Tampa Bay.

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2012 11:09 AM (X6akg)

51 every bi guy I have known (2) eventually completely switches team to fully commit to gay

every bi woman I have met (2) was bi until she met a prog male to marry

is this typical or no?


Yes and no (how's that for a nice, definitive answer)

1. Bi guy to fully gay - that's pretty common, actually. A lot of guys tell themselves that no no no I'm really bi because they aren't ready to admit to themselves that they are gay. Thus it's a transitional thing from straight to bi to gay.

2. Bi girl to straight - that's also somewhat more common though if the woman is actually bi, simply marrying a guy doesn't mean she's suddenly not bi. It means she's in a committed relationship with a guy. Orientation does not necessarily change just because you're with a guy instead of a girl or vice versa. It means you are respecting your commitment to your partner and not catting around.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 11:09 AM (VtjlW)

52 Huh. Still haven't gotten one. Guess it's not a big
deal, but it would be nice. Usually I get a "thanks" or something like
that. Maybe I mis-keyed my email.


Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 01, 2012 11:09 AM (vbh31)


Check your spam folder.

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2012 11:10 AM (X6akg)

53 "Obviously in her perfect world you'd drop the kids off at the government school-farm at age seven and stop by to see them periodically."

Funny, they did the same thing in Sparta, and look where it got them in "300", they were made to look like Calvin Klein assclowns who went around dress in diapers and capes.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:10 AM (136wp)

54 Hey, OT: Did you know that Hugo Chavez claims that TFG would vote for him, if he could vote in Venezuela?

If we had a real media, this would receive some coverage. Instead, the best it's going to get is my blog (yep, up there now) and a short piece from Rueters.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 01, 2012 11:11 AM (8y9MW)

55 Just donated, and got an email receipt, Soap.


Huh. Still haven't gotten one. Guess it's not a big deal, but it would be nice. Usually I get a "thanks" or something like that. Maybe I mis-keyed my email.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 01, 2012 11:09 AM (vbh31)

check your spam folder

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 11:12 AM (Dnbau)

56 What's with all these planes catching fire midair?

Me hungry.

Posted by: Smoke Monster at October 01, 2012 11:13 AM (SY2Kh)

57 54 Hey, OT: Did you know that Hugo Chavez claims that TFG would vote for him, if he could vote in Venezuela?

If we had a real media, this would receive some coverage. Instead, the best it's going to get is my blog (yep, up there now) and a short piece from Rueters.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 01, 2012 11:11 AM (8y9MW)

We call that "Professional Courtesy" - you vote for me, I vote for you

Posted by: Yugo Chavez at October 01, 2012 11:13 AM (136wp)

58 Check your spam folder.

Yeah, I was hoping maybe it ended up there, but no go. Thanks.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 01, 2012 11:13 AM (vbh31)

59 What's with all these planes catching fire midair?

Chinese manufactured wiring harnesses?

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 01, 2012 11:15 AM (RSqz2)

60 Funny, they did the same thing in Sparta, and look
where it got them in "300", they were made to look like Calvin Klein
assclowns who went around dress in diapers and capes.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:10 AM (136wp)
Ohhh downt stawp!!!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 01, 2012 11:15 AM (xAtAj)

61 "What's with all these planes catching fire midair?"

Gremlins, doc...

Falling Hare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1xqrdtJs8w

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 01, 2012 11:15 AM (136wp)

62 Yeah, I was hoping maybe it ended up there, but no go. Thanks.


Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 01, 2012 11:13 AM (vbh31)


Was it a transaction that would have already hit your bank, i.e. Debit card? If so, check and see if it's actually been made through your bank.

Maybe it hasn't gone through yet or something is causing it not to register at the donation site and thus no receipt.

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2012 11:15 AM (X6akg)

63 Funny, they did the same thing in Sparta, and look where it got them in "300", they were made to look like Calvin Klein assclowns who went around dress in diapers and capes.

---

Except that Spartans were actually useful in a fight. No leftist ever was.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 01, 2012 11:16 AM (aHR5E)

64 Hey, OT: Did you know that Hugo Chavez claims that TFG would vote for him, if he could vote in Venezuela? If we had a real media, this would receive some coverage. Instead, the best it's going to get is my blog (yep, up there now) and a short piece from Rueters.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 01, 2012 11:11 AM (8y9MW)

That's the point I brought up in the other thread. Poll of our enemies has Obama up 99% to Romney 1% with a 1% margin of error.

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2012 11:16 AM (m2CN7)

65 BREAKING: http://CBSSports.com is reporting that #MLB Orioles team is safe after their plane caught fire midair to Tampa Bay.


I see the Yankee's voodoo is working.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 11:16 AM (VtjlW)

66 2. Bi girl to straight - that's also somewhat more common though if the woman is actually bi, simply marrying a guy doesn't mean she's suddenly not bi. It means she's in a committed relationship with a guy. Orientation does not necessarily change just because you're with a guy instead of a girl or vice versa. It means you are respecting your commitment to your partner and not catting around.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 11:09 AM (VtjlW)

makes sense. One of the bi woman I know was in lesbian relationships for years and liked really butch women. Then she married a really beat male, but only after several years of "poly-amorous" living, which meant she could sleep with anyone she wanted to of either sex as long as she used protection but he could not. She did not always use protection either. Anyhoo, she eventually married the beta guy and now jokes she is a "hasbian". I think her extra curriculars are done but I am not sure.

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 11:17 AM (Dnbau)

67
Name the one Democrat in a Senate race and one Democrat in a House race you want defeated in November.

I have to go with Elizabeth Warren and Jim Moran in VA.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 01, 2012 11:17 AM (eHNxr)

68 They used to call that "home economics".

I'm
not surprised that it is a field of endeavor that is denigrated by
people who are unable to believe that a government should live within
its means.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 01, 2012 11:00 AM (RSqz2)

Obama's Home Economics:The Fed housing check goes to the house.The Fed food stamps go towards food.The Fed welfare check goes to the liquor store.
ANY QUESTIONS WINGNUT?!?!?!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at October 01, 2012 11:19 AM (xAtAj)

69 Gee.....I can't imagine why they're doing this. Anyone?



@FreeBeacon





WH Announces ‘Expedited’ Federal Transit Grant for Ohio

http://tinyurl.com/9dj57b5

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2012 11:19 AM (X6akg)

70 Except that Spartans were actually useful in a fight. No leftist ever was.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 01, 2012 11:16 AM (aHR5E)

It's more like instead of getting trained to fight they all get trained in basket-weaving.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at October 01, 2012 11:19 AM (xAtAj)

71 Dear Vernon Parker,

Please tell us about your gaffes.

Sincerely,
MSM

Posted by: Uncle Milty at October 01, 2012 11:20 AM (sRsX7)

72

Last Friday an assailant shot pellets at Czech President Václav Klaus [center-right] seven times during
an official visit in Chrastava: video footage showed the president’s security team oblivious to any danger, failing to
react.

The assailant successfully departed the scene and was even able to
grant interviews to two TV stations before being arrested. The head of the
president’s security team has stepped down over the incident.

Left wing psychology has shifted from assassination-fantasy pie and glitter attacks to plastic BB gun assassination simulations.

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2012 11:20 AM (h6XiD)

73 63 Funny, they did the same thing in Sparta, and look where it got them in "300", they were made to look like Calvin Klein assclowns who went around dress in diapers and capes.

---

Except that Spartans were actually useful in a fight. No leftist ever was.
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 01, 2012 11:16 AM (aHR5E)

Σπαρτιάτες λάτρεις αγόρι


Posted by: Boeotians at October 01, 2012 11:21 AM (136wp)

74 Sounds like Matheson is gone as well. Bye bye.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 01, 2012 11:21 AM (GvYeG)

75 darn formatting ;/

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2012 11:21 AM (h6XiD)

76
"These women who act like staying at home, leeching off their husbands or boyfriends, and just cashing the checks is some sort of feminism because they're choosing to live that life. That's bullshit. I mean, what the fuck are we really talking about here?"<<<<<<

Second look at Krystyn Sinema?

• Solid porn star name.

• Kinda hot blonde, huge rack.

• Openly bisexual

This election isn't about left or right, my friends. It's about finding this woman's sex tape and sharing it with the internet.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:24 AM (8FQ6f)

77 I still have a photo from Obama and Chavez's first meeting saved on my hard drive. They're both sporting huge smiles and shaking hands like best friends. I think Obama would love to join the dictator club.

54
Hey, OT: Did you know that Hugo Chavez claims that TFG would vote for him, if he could vote in Venezuela?

If
we had a real media, this would receive some coverage. Instead, the
best it's going to get is my blog (yep, up there now) and a short piece
from Rueters.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 01, 2012 11:11 AM (8y9MW)

Posted by: Pyrocles at October 01, 2012 11:24 AM (cv5Iw)

78 been there,done that

Posted by: icarus at October 01, 2012 11:25 AM (7fLDW)

79 Maybe it hasn't gone through yet or something is causing it not to register at the donation site and thus no receipt.

It was a credit card. Maybe I need more patience.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 01, 2012 11:26 AM (vbh31)

80 76
"These women who act like staying at home, leeching off their husbands or boyfriends, and just cashing the checks is some sort of feminism because they're choosing to live that life. That's bullshit. I mean, what the fuck are we really talking about here?"

Second look at Krystyn Sinema?

• Solid porn star name.

• Kinda hot blonde, huge rack.

• Openly bisexual

This election isn't about left or right, my friends. It's about finding this woman's sex tape and sharing it with the internet.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:24 AM (8FQ6f)

I'd need her to release a sex video of girl-on-girl action before I jump.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:26 AM (136wp)

81 @40

Kissell in NC is toast. We redistricted his ass out. Bank on it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 11:26 AM (wR+pz)

82 Parker's wife is white. I thought that Romney was going to outlaw mixed marriages if he is elected.

Posted by: LIV at October 01, 2012 11:26 AM (2b4yb)

83 I have to go with Elizabeth Warren and Jim Moran in VA.

Pat Leahy and Maxine Waters. Yes, I know Leahy isn't running in '12. I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: pep at October 01, 2012 11:26 AM (YXmuI)

84 Dear Vernon,

Tell us why you didn't marry a Black woman.


CBC Racists.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 11:27 AM (wR+pz)

85 82 Parker's wife is white. I thought that Romney was going to outlaw mixed marriages if he is elected.
Posted by: LIV at October 01, 2012 11:26 AM (2b4yb)

Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:28 AM (136wp)

86
you can dream, but you need to pick someone running this year

Posted by: soothsayer at October 01, 2012 11:28 AM (uaJ2E)

87 Then she married a really beat male, but only after several years of "poly-amorous" living, which meant she could sleep with anyone she wanted to of either sex as long as she used protection but he could not.


That's not polyamory, that's being a thundercunt. It's not an open relationship if only one party gets to screw around.


This election isn't about left or right, my friends. It's about finding this woman's sex tape and sharing it with the internet.


Just in time for the end of No Porn Month! It's a sign.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 11:29 AM (VtjlW)

88 Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:28 AM (136wp)

Are you quoting Robert Byrd?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 01, 2012 11:29 AM (2b4yb)

89 GAY PORN TUBE article featuring Krystyn Sinema.
heh.

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2012 11:30 AM (h6XiD)

90 88 Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:28 AM (136wp)

Are you quoting Robert Byrd?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 01, 2012 11:29 AM (2b4yb)

"O Brother, Where Art Thou?" - Homer Stokes speech @ KKK Rally

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:30 AM (136wp)

91 Krystyn Sinema would have been laughed out of existence 50 years ago with her record. Even 25 years ago she would not have had a chance except in Berkley.


That shows you how bad things have got.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2012 11:31 AM (YdQQY)

92 Krystyn Sinema she has a big ass to go along with the rack.

Just saying, she shops in the chubby section at wal mart.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 11:31 AM (wR+pz)

93 92 Krystyn Sinema she has a big ass to go along with the rack.

Just saying, she shops in the chubby section at wal mart.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 11:31 AM (wR+pz)

It's too early in the morning for me to picture that - save it for later, save it for later...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:32 AM (136wp)

94 So I see Obama managed to strong arm some of the defense contractors not to send out lay off notices until after the election. Big surprise...

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 01, 2012 11:32 AM (9+ccr)

95
that's being a thundercunt<<<<<

Your unique profanity will be assimilated and added to our own.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:32 AM (RXQ4T)

96 That shows you how bad things have got.

Amen. A lot of Americans just love a freak. The freakier, the better.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at October 01, 2012 11:34 AM (vbh31)

97 Why are we focusing on House rances now? Senate's lost? Romney going down in flames?

What?

Take a look at the link Ben dropped in the middle of his list there. Pollsters reach 9% of the callers they try, and that doesn't even account for the millions (like me) who don't have landlines.

If you believe all is lost for Romney, it's because they want you to believe it. And you let them get under your skin.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2012 11:36 AM (TOk1P)

98 Are you quoting Robert Byrd?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 01, 2012 11:29 AM (2b4yb)

Robert Byrd was a lot worse,

“I will never submit to fight beneath that banner with a Negro by my side. Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."

“The Klan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia. It is necessary that the order be promoted immediately and in every state in the Union. Will you please inform me as to the possibilities of rebuilding the Klan realm of W. Va.”

- Robert Byrd

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:36 AM (136wp)

99
Krystyn Sinema she has a big ass to go along with the rack. <<<<<

That's why she needs to release the tape - so we can judge for ourselves.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:36 AM (RXQ4T)

100
Kyrsten Sinema is the nitwit who called for Sean Hannity to be arrested for illegally crossing the border in southern AZ. Hannity did a show a few years back at a 4ft. high barbed wire boarder fence in disrepair. He stepped over the fence to the south (Kyrsten,that's toward Mexico) and back again, to demonstrate the fallacy of the so called boarder fence.She saw this on TV and immediately call for his arrest. The stupidity of her overreaction was the fact that the boarder fence in located well within the US boundary. In fact it is 50 ft. north of the actual boarder.

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 01, 2012 11:38 AM (x+7qA)

101

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 01, 2012 11:36 AM (136wp)

Quoting Where O Brother, natch.
Great movie.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at October 01, 2012 11:38 AM (xAtAj)

102 Interesting link from Melissa Clouthier:

@MelissaTweets
Why are so many people acting like 2010 never happened? http://bit.ly/SujIkm MUST READ

Posted by: Y-not at October 01, 2012 11:38 AM (5H6zj)

103 Thundercunt. Isn't thatthe name of a new superhero?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 01, 2012 11:38 AM (lOmbq)

104 Isn't thatthe name of a new superhero?

If not, it probably should be.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 01, 2012 11:39 AM (8y9MW)

105 Why are we focusing on House rances now? Senate's lost? Romney going down in flames?

What?



Why not? House races are important as well and, as Drew noted, those races really aren't being discussed that much. I think there's an assumption by everyone that the Republicans will keep the House with maybe a few seats fluctuation either way. That may be true, it may not be true and I think it's good to be reminded that there's more at stake out there than Romney and Akin.


Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 11:40 AM (VtjlW)

106 i want it known that thundercunt and I are not relations

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 11:40 AM (Dnbau)

107 i want it known that thundercunt and I are not relations
Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 11:40 AM (Dnbau)

I went out with a girl nicknamed Thunder thighs once

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 01, 2012 11:42 AM (oSFWF)

108
So the racist left are going Vernon in their standard racist way.

Posted by: Fresh at October 01, 2012 11:43 AM (O7ksG)

109 Isn't thatthe name of a new superhero?

If not, it probably should be.



I don't want to think about what that costume would look like, other than no capes, of course.



i want it known that thundercunt and I are not relations


Heh. After I posted I realized I probably should have added a disclaimer that I wasn't implying any relation.




Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 11:43 AM (VtjlW)

110 40 ...The following are 10 Democrats Republicans would love to beat on Election Day.

I would've thought that Allen West would be on that list.
And Paul Ryan.

Posted by: wheatie at October 01, 2012 11:43 AM (l5RhJ)

111 106 Me thinks he doth protest to much. heh.

Posted by: wierd flunky at October 01, 2012 11:44 AM (tlhtD)

112 105 -

I don't trust Drew or his motives.

The reason the House doesn't get talked about is because it doesn't do the left any good to talk about it. Remember 2 years ago? Everyone on the right was fired up about how many seats would be gained.

You can fight for this seat or that one, and some people need help getting over the top, but it strikes me as defeatist (from Drew?? NO WAY!!!) to suddenly decide we have to salvage what we can from this election.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2012 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

113 Done with the headlines and newsdump thread. Looks like poll troll favorite, Romney losesbig has chimed in with a new name, AL; with a new hash--which got banned--and an old hash, also banned.

Some thought it was Hector, but it's Rlb.

Anyway, Troll Program Update, know you hash, know your troll. Tag, mock and release.
=========
Hector; Truth Teller; Inquiring Minds; Bubba
+IAze
CX71c
6Lik1
UP3wT
TvbdM

Romney losesbig; AL
c3oPV
hJEXQ
luJ3e
cLRoC
Lf/c1
l5Jl8 (also, Belial)
+c1oa
TA5tK
Jk+oU
Xa2if
oGyUC
Q2zWw

[AoS fan favorite, currently as “pray for peace”]
oZfic

Jimmy-Joe
okvIY

Andrew Breitbart (a nasty, vile POS)
bTzlP

Veritas (possibly sTevo)
9OgGE

Average Joe; ParisParamus; Renee
bN5ZU

Chai
ojOys

The Matrix (who really hates SoCons)
wKAiy

Jon
t1NLo

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 01, 2012 11:44 AM (imtbm)

114
Thundercunt. Isn't thatthe name of a new superhero?<<<<<

I think that was a cartoon. When Lion-O got excited, he would shout, "Thundercunt, Ho!" and then his sword would get three times bigger.

He was a grower, not a shower.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:45 AM (RXQ4T)

115 RoyalOil...you do great work.

Posted by: wheatie at October 01, 2012 11:46 AM (l5RhJ)

116 I've got a new post up asking "Why pundits think Obama is ahead".


Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 01, 2012 11:48 AM (eC7WC)

117 thanks royaloil

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 01, 2012 11:48 AM (Ho2rs)

118
I'm in Vernon Parker's district and yes, the way they drew the lines it probably is a competitive district. The district runs from Phoenix (mostly Dem) out here 25 miles into the east valley (mostly Rep). Damn, I had Jeff Flake as a Congressman for several elections, so an actual race is a surprise to me.

Posted by: 141Driver at October 01, 2012 11:48 AM (bRK91)

119
@RoyalOil,

You can add that Mirror-Universe dipshit to the list.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:48 AM (RXQ4T)

120 Those were thundercunt costumes Code Pink was protesting in a couple of weeks ago, IFRC.

Posted by: wierd flunky at October 01, 2012 11:48 AM (tlhtD)

121 115
RoyalOil...you do great work.

Yes you do! I caught one such troll who goes by gumbyandpokey at hot air and toldyaso here.

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 01, 2012 11:48 AM (9+ccr)

122 I don't trust Drew or his motives.


Hey, at least you're honest.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 11:49 AM (VtjlW)

123 *sigh*

This is tangential, but the Dem candidate reminded me of it. I'm depressed. I posted on FB last night "when did free birth control become the woman's issue of our age?", taking issue not with the birth control part but the free part, and now I'm in an argument with a good friend accusing me of being against women. This is a conservative Air Force officer currently serving in Basra (Maybe she's projecting the local attitude onto me?). I've told her several times that I don't care what people do sexually, I just think that they should take the responsibility of paying for their own birth control, yet I get told to "be honest, it just chaps your ass that there are women out there controlling their own sexuality". I've know her for decades! She knows that I don't feel or believe anything even close to what she's accusing me of. Now I'm rattled. Maybe this "war on women" BS is taking hold in the general population. Certainly she's the last person I would have expected that reaction from.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 01, 2012 11:50 AM (aH+zP)

124 116 -

You could revise that to be "why do pundits SAY they think Obama is ahead."

Both left and right are doing it, and I think they each have their own motives. Lefties are trying to carry his dead weight across the line, Righties think they need to fire up the enthusiasm furnace.

Just tell the truth, people. How about we try that for a change.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2012 11:50 AM (TOk1P)

125 Burt,

I really think you're misinterpreting the point of this post.

There's no harm in giving people who might be in safe Mitt states or very blue states some local races to focus on. Moreover, for those of us who don't have a lot of cash to spread around or who don't have a good statewide GOP organization to volunteer for, a Congressional race can be a good place to spend your time.

Posted by: Y-not at October 01, 2012 11:51 AM (5H6zj)

126
warren vs brown debate tonight


Posted by: soothsayer at October 01, 2012 11:51 AM (uff2W)

127 Wait, it's October. I thought pr0n-abstention month (for those observing) was over, no?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 01, 2012 11:51 AM (POGCP)

128
Thanks RO. Now we have a program for the trolls.

They all look and sound alike to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 01, 2012 11:51 AM (lOmbq)

129 I think that years from now...we'll learn that the Barky administration messed with the Census 2010 numbers...
To prevent losing even more electoral votes in states like New York and California.

They lie about everything else.
So why wouldn't they lie about the Census numbers too?

Posted by: wheatie at October 01, 2012 11:52 AM (l5RhJ)

130 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:45 AM (RXQ4T)


This could possibly be the greatest porn spoof of all time...

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 01, 2012 11:52 AM (UZQM8)

131 My queefs have reached speeds of over 250 mph and have taken out fortified buildings!

Posted by: Thundercunt at October 01, 2012 11:53 AM (6BQ1M)

132 Vernon is a solid conservative, the Democrats are REALLY nervous about him winning. It doesn't fit the narrative.

It's a tight district that Democrats drew thinking they could score a pickup.

Posted by: McAdams at October 01, 2012 11:53 AM (0kf1G)

133
127Wait, it's October. I thought pr0n-abstention month (for those observing) was over, no?<<<<<

I was in the control group.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:54 AM (RXQ4T)

134 ThunderCunt = Thunder from Down Under. Now I know the resr of the story.

Posted by: Confederate Scandi is cold and dry at October 01, 2012 11:54 AM (yvSVk)

135 Krystyn Sinema she has a big ass to go along with the rack.



Just saying, she shops in the chubby section at wal mart.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 01, 2012 11:31 AM (wR+pz)




But she's a "Prada Socialist." And you can't get Che T-shirts made of extra long staple Egyptian cotton at Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 01, 2012 11:54 AM (QKKT0)

136 I've told her several times that I don't care what people do sexually, I just think that they should take the responsibility of paying for their own birth control, yet I get told to "be honest, it just chaps your ass that there are women out there controlling their own sexuality". I've know her for decades! She knows that I don't feel or believe anything even close to what she's accusing me of. Now I'm rattled. Maybe this "war on women" BS is taking hold in the general population. Certainly she's the last person I would have expected that reaction from.


weird Dave don't take it personally. This is about whats going on in her head right now, not yours. I'll bet she will apologize and tell you she is going through some personal shit.

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 11:54 AM (Dnbau)

137
The Robot Devil
There were a whole bunch of jobs Spartans would not do. So we had these helots do them for us. Didn't work out.

Posted by: King Leonidis at October 01, 2012 11:55 AM (sOtz/)

138 125 -

You might be right, but I don't think Drew has earned the benefit of my doubt.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2012 11:55 AM (TOk1P)

139 Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2012 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

Agreed, particularly since simply retaining the House will do us no good at all. Scoamt has already made it abundantly clear that he will simply ignore anything from congress that doesn't go his way. We really *need* all three in order to have any chance at all to start repairs before the whole thing slides over the cliff from inertia.

Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 01, 2012 11:55 AM (ucTQD)

140
I think that years from now...we'll learn that the Barky administration messed with the Census 2010 numbers...

It'll take decades to uncover all the shit this administration has done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 01, 2012 11:55 AM (lOmbq)

141 vic

vernon is gaining name recognition down here...he was an unknown in my neck of phx but he is picking up steam...i'm confident the adult will take the seat...and the war on women candidate will be unemployed.....just sent him another donation....

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 01, 2012 11:56 AM (Ho2rs)

142 It'll take decades to uncover all the shit this administration has done.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 01, 2012 11:55 AM (lOmbq)


I say we lock him in jail until we finish the investigation.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 01, 2012 11:56 AM (UZQM8)

143 dear womyn

this election is not about your vagina

thank you

Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 01, 2012 11:57 AM (Ho2rs)

144 Got a poll call in NJ 3rd.
Runyan R. v. Adler D.
Runyan seems to have it in hand.

Pollsters were obviously in Adler's camp.

I had fun with them.

Posted by: trainer at October 01, 2012 11:58 AM (IVoJS)

145 Wait, it's October. I thought pr0n-abstention month (for those observing) was over, no?


I cannot help but notice that the counter is stuck (pun intended) on day 26 as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 11:59 AM (VtjlW)

146 @138
I get it.

But whatever HIS motivations, I think it's still helpful to point out Congressional races that would benefit from help.

My annoyance is that even if we get the Senate back, there as so many weak-willed squishes in there that we really need overwhelmingly conservative Congress to try to apply some pressure.

Posted by: Y-not at October 01, 2012 11:59 AM (5H6zj)

147 I've been kinda surprised that..."mewling quim"...hasn't caught on as a new insult here at the HQ.

That was what Loki called Scarlett Johansson in the Avengers.
Which was, btw, a high point in the movie for me...since she is such a mewling quim of a TFG supporter.

Posted by: wheatie at October 01, 2012 11:59 AM (l5RhJ)

148
I had fun with them.

Go on...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 01, 2012 11:59 AM (lOmbq)

149 Funny that thundercunt is an insult but thundercock would be a proud moniker. Women just can't catch a break.

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2012 11:59 AM (m2CN7)

150 Imagine the CBC meetings next year if Col. West is re-elected, and Mr. Parker wins and the young lady from Utah all win. Strange times we live in.

Posted by: wierd flunky at October 01, 2012 11:59 AM (tlhtD)

151 Good "sign"

@Chris_Moody
Just landed in South Florida. First political I-95 billboard: "Obama...Oy Vey!!" http://twitpic.com/b04zh8

Posted by: Y-not at October 01, 2012 12:00 PM (5H6zj)

152 As an Arizonan, I can assure you that she has NOT "evolved". Devolved would be a more accurate description. That quote doesn't begin to describe how leftwing she is. She is pretending to have evolved because she no longer has a guaranteed win thanks to redistricting. I'm sure they were convinced she could still win even with fewer demo-drones to mindlessly pick the D on the ballot.
We got hosed on redistricting. A while back we tried toturn the makeup of the people who drew the boundries less partisan. Thedems still founs a way togame the process. They got one of their people to pretend to be an "independant" which gave them a majority. So democrats got to re-draw the boundries. It's why we've had some Republican congressmen running against other Republican congressmen.

Posted by: Hard Right at October 01, 2012 12:00 PM (+aCe4)

153 Thundercunt needs an origin story.....One dark and stormy night, in the quiet dormitory halls of Smith College, a young woman pondered her immediatefuture. Having run through the whole month's supply of "D" batteries in a week, and having energy to burn, she set off for a walk, despite the stormy weather. After a walk of a mile or two, the Northampton night sky was suddenly laced with lightning striking far closer than Julia Vagge had everexperienced before, almost following her.She scurried to the nearest shelter, a small disused Church by the side of the road. She had just placed her hand on the large iron door pull when a bolt of lightning smashed into the small steeple atop the Church, sending a rippling wave of energy through the building and into young Miss Vagge, sending her flying, unconscious, to the sodden ground....(to be continued)

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2012 12:01 PM (HethX)

154 I'm dying over here. Jump back on the HQ and this is the thread I see. LMFAO people.


Second, being bi means you have a 100% chance of not having a date on Friday night.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 10:55 AM (VtjlW)

Wait, what? Not gonna lie, back when I was single, I would've loved to date a bi girl. Yes, for exactly the juvenile reasons you're thinking. Yes, I know that it wouldn't have happened. No, it would not have slowed me down one second.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 01, 2012 12:01 PM (da5Wo)

155 American Crossroads new ad 'World':

I must be one of those "this ad is not aimed at you people". IIRC Clinton wasted some missiles in an exercise W referred to as just hitting some camels in the butt.

Posted by: DaveA at October 01, 2012 12:02 PM (wcjj2)

156 I've been kinda surprised that..."mewling quim"...hasn't caught on as a new insult here at the HQ.


That. Is. Awesome. Not to mention really really profane. It's amazing what you can slip by the censors when you know they don't have any kind of decent education.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at October 01, 2012 12:02 PM (VtjlW)

157 EoJ, Sinema goes with the hot, pornstar style glasses too. Just sayin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 01, 2012 12:04 PM (da5Wo)

158
That. Is. Awesome. Not to mention really really profane. It's amazing what you can slip by the censors when you know they don't have any kind of decent education.

Something tells me that phrase won't be found in the Urban Dictionary. Care to enlighten a Moron as to its meaning?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 01, 2012 12:05 PM (lOmbq)

159 Would Mewling Quim be Thundercunt's sidekick?

Posted by: Armando at October 01, 2012 12:05 PM (6BQ1M)

160 I've been kinda surprised that..."mewling quim"...hasn't caught on as a new insult here at the HQ.

Heh, I just watched that this weekend. I'll admit I did a double-take when I heard that.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 01, 2012 12:06 PM (POGCP)

161 156...That. Is. Awesome. Not to mention really really profane. It's amazing what you can slip by the censors when you know they don't have any kind of decent education.

I know!
I was kind of amazed to hear it....had to turn on the closed captioning, and replay it...to see if I'd heard it right.

Posted by: wheatie at October 01, 2012 12:06 PM (l5RhJ)

162 It sounds rather Shakespearian.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 01, 2012 12:07 PM (lOmbq)

163 Thundercunt needs an origin story.....One dark and stormy night, in the quiet dormitory halls of Smith College, a young woman pondered her immediatefuture. Having run through the whole month's supply of "D" batteries in a week, and having energy to burn, she set off for a walk, despite the stormy weather. After a walk of a mile or two, the Northampton night sky was suddenly laced with lightning striking far closer than Julia Vagge had everexperienced before, almost following her.She scurried to the nearest shelter, a small disused Church by the side of the road. She had just placed her hand on the large iron door pull when a bolt of lightning smashed into the small steeple atop the Church, sending a rippling wave of energy through the building and into young Miss Vagge, sending her flying, unconscious, to the sodden ground....(to be continued)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2012 12:01 PM (HethX)


isn't that the script for the Lifetime original movie, "The Sandra Fluke Story"?

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 12:07 PM (Dnbau)

164
I would have liked to date 2 bi girls. Or more. At once.

Ah, well. Some dreams were meant to die.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 12:07 PM (RXQ4T)

165 guys always think they are going to get to be the cream in the bi girl cookie. Taint so.

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 12:09 PM (Dnbau)

166 Taint so.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 01, 2012 12:10 PM (POGCP)

167 158...Something tells me that phrase won't be found in the Urban Dictionary. Care to enlighten a Moron as to its meaning?

Mewling...is something that a whiny cat does.
Quim...is another word for female genitalia.

Posted by: wheatie at October 01, 2012 12:10 PM (l5RhJ)

168 Thundercunt....sounds like a Motorhead song.

Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2012 12:10 PM (FMbng)

169 25 I'm going togo out on a limb and say that long term one of the only things most people do that matters in any way is raise children.

----------

People aren't supposed to do things that matter. Such things might affect the environment.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 01, 2012 12:11 PM (FzhYM)

170 To conclude, ‘mewling quim’ means: ‘feebly whimpering vagina’ and/or ‘querulously crying female ejactulation’. Now Loki, that’s no way to talk to a lady is it?

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 12:12 PM (Dnbau)

171 guys always think they are going to get to be the cream in the bi girl cookie. Taint so.


Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 12:09 PM


Oh hell yeah it is, and it the most fucking fun a mortal man could have on this planet.

Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2012 12:12 PM (FMbng)

172 Beserker I don't argue the pros and cons of such an arrangement, just that it is hardly ever the arrangement

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 12:14 PM (Dnbau)

173 Mewling Quim is Thundercunt's arch-enemy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2012 12:16 PM (HethX)

174 Jen Rubin can be a mewling quim, what with her slobbering over Libya and cherry picking

Posted by: thunderb a conservative jew at October 01, 2012 12:16 PM (Dnbau)

175


My guess is that there are some movies with her working some magic.

They're out there.

Big girl, and nuts.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Bob McKenzie at October 01, 2012 12:23 PM (ApGOC)

176 "These women who act like staying at home, leeching off their husbands
or boyfriends
taxpayers, and just cashing the checks is some sort of feminism
because they're choosing to live that life. That's bullshit. I mean,
what the fuck are we really talking about here?"

FTFY


Posted by: Joe Mama at October 01, 2012 12:28 PM (rlba9)

177 He was a grower, not a shower.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2012 11:45 AM
---------------------------
Just don't talk to me when I'm just out of the pool.

Growers Unite!

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at October 01, 2012 12:36 PM (ay6+/)

178 I'm in PHX and have received 2 mailers against him, and negative ads are running against him nonstop.

Posted by: jakeman at October 01, 2012 12:37 PM (96M6e)

179 Actually, Mewling Quim is definitely better as a sidekick name. A bumbling sidekick, even.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2012 12:48 PM (HethX)

180 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2012 01:55 PM (6o4Fb)

181 I've been following the California Congressional races and I'll post my district by district assessments below. Like Arizona, our so-called bipartisan redistricting was stealthily and fraudulently infiltrated by the Dems. In an attempt to expand their #s from its current 34-19 split, they've had to cut the margins pretty slim and have already been ambushed in CA-31 as a result. I'll post my rundowns on the competitive districts below. The top four races to help at this point based on closeness and quality of candidate (on both sides) are as follows:
CA-7 http://www.danlungren.com/ Incumbent
CA-26 http://www.tonystrickland.com/ Challenger Incumbent district
CA-41 http://www.johntavaglioneforcongress.com/ Challenger New district
CA-52 http://bilbrayforcongress.com/ Incumbent

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 01:56 PM (lTmpG)

182 CA-7 Inc Lungren (R) *** http://www.danlungren.com/ vs Ami Bera (D) Lean Repub. RCP tossup One of 5 Cali districts labeled toss up by RCP, Lungren got 52.7% to Bera- 41% in the primary. Bera's got lots of $, is a big Obamacare lib, and has a slightly more Dem district than in 2010 when he came within about 5 pts. Nonetheless, I say Lungren whips him again. Lungren is not the fiscal hawk that his neighbor Tom McClintock is, but I've always liked him, even with his bad campaign for Governor vs the evil Gray Davis back in 2002. A fairly solid conservative vs a monied liberal Dem, he deserves all the support he can get.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 01:57 PM (lTmpG)

183 CA-9 Inc Jerry McInerney (D) vs Ch Ricky Gill (R) ** http://www.rickygill.com/letterfromricky.html Lean Dem. RCP tossup. Can this 24 year old son of Indian immigrants take out McInerney in this Stockton based Central Valley suburban bay area district? Maybe Stockton's bankruptcy will give them a jolt. Gill and one other Republican garnered 52.2% of the total vote in the primary so its definitely within reach. However,some Kos wannabes report that he's down in one of their polls and take issue with his real roll and responsibilities in the family business. He just graduated law school at 24 so I don't see that as a a real issue, other than the fact that Gill is pretty wet behind the ears. Also, he's reportedly got "moderate" views to go with his family's money, so I'm less excited about this guy than I was at first. Listed as a tossup elsewhere, I say McInerney wins.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 01:59 PM (lTmpG)

184 CA-10 Inc Jeff Denham (R) http://www.denhamforcongress.com/ 8** vs Ch Jose Hernandez (D) Lean Repub. Fortunately for Denham, Hernandez is Dem's B team candidate, or is that the CA-21 Hernandez? I get confused. Woops, this one is the astronaut, so Denham has a race. But, in primary, Denham garnered 49% of vote + 15% for independent Condit (son of Gary, remember him?).

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:01 PM (lTmpG)

185 CA-16 Inc Jim Costa (D) vs Ch Brian Whelan (R) ** http://whelanforcongress.com/ Likely Dem. Comparable to CA-3. The "bipartisann commish dips the district lines into urban Fresno to pick up just enough Dems to probably, probably seal this for the donks. Repubs picked up 47.7% in primary vs 52.3 for Dems.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:02 PM (lTmpG)

186 CA-21 Ch David Valadao (R) *** http://valadaoforcongress.com/ vs Ch John Hernandez (D) Lean Repub. Son of Azorean immigrants, young farmer Valadao should beat Hernandez, the Dems leftover mistake candidate with little funding in this otherwise Lean Dem district. Newcomer Valadao picked up 57% of primary vote. One little proviso- the fact is, the Inland California Latino Dems tend not to vote in the primaries or in off year elections, but do tend to come around in Presidential general elections which the KOS guy explains too. Of all the Dem constituencies, latinos are staying most loyal this year (by about 2 to 1) compared to 2008. The question will be turnout vs 2008, of which I'm skeptical. Kind of an ultratypical latinoDEM district, the population is 71% Hispanic, 49% Hispanic as measured by propensity to vote, or VAP, and with a 46 to 35 Dem registration edge. And yet this will probably go Repub in the fall for one of 2 GOP pickups that weren't supposed to happen along with CA-31 and hopefully 41.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:03 PM (lTmpG)

187 CA-24 Inc Lois Capps (D) vs Abel Maldonado * (R) Lean Dem. RCP tossup. No linky for Liberal turncoat Repub Maldonado here. In their effort to maximize Dem delegation, the commish actually did the right thing, shortening and smoothing and competivizing this snakelike central coast district formerly running from Malibu to Monterrey. Maldonado son of Robert, conservative Christopher Mitchum picked up 51.2% of vote in a fairly close race compared to 46.4 for Capps in the primary. The question is whether we RWers or Mitchum's voters can stomach uberRINO Maldonado causing the same mischief in the house as he did in Cali Senate as LG under Ahnuld. Capps is relatively harmless dim bulb of a Dem, so for me this is one of those strategic non-votes serving the needed purpose of whacking the RINO's peepee as a warning to others. Too bad, its a winnable district for a legitimately moderate Repub one of these years. Abel's family's got tax troubles too.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:05 PM (lTmpG)

188 CA-26 Ch Strickland (R) http://www.tonystrickland.com/ *** vs Ch Brownley (D) Lean Repub. Another district labeled tossup by RCP, I can't see us losing this one. Primary breakdown was 44.1% for Strickland, 37.8% for Brownlee and other Dems, and 18.3% for former liberal Repub now independent Parks. Strickland has represented most of the district in State Senate and has backing of Repub establishment like McCarthy. The KOS guy thinks Strickland is too socially conservative for the district, but in fact Brownlee is a liberal carpetbagger from Santa Monica. The thought of Brownlee sinking her claws into this swing district is too much to bear.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:06 PM (lTmpG)

189 CA-33 Inc Henry Waxman (D) vs Bill Bloomfield (I) A Libertarian Special for Rob Long http://bloomfieldforcongress.com/about-bill-bloomfield/the-district/ * Likely Dem. I was unaware of this one until looking a little closer at my old Congressman's new district and opposition. Waxman's representation has spread westwards across West L.A. like the plague from my days as a teenager when he was first elected representing Hollywood, the Wilshire district and my old Silverlake neighborhood . But now, ultralib Henry has moved himself into Bob Dornan's old haunts in the South Bay, to go with his more familiar liberal ghettos of Malibu, Santa Monica, Rob's Venice, etc. But the South Bay doesn't know him, and he has a Libertarian leaning registered independent with money and a great business background running against him this year. A longshot, yes, but oh would this be sweet!

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:07 PM (lTmpG)

190 CA-36 Inc Mary Bono Mack (R) ** http://www.marybono.com/ vs Raul Ruiz (D) Lean Repub. Likely Repub per RCP. The commish didn't have a choice other than to lop off heavily black hispanic Moreno Valley from California's most overpopulated district, making the rump somewhat more favorable for Repubs while helping to create a new, marginally Dem district in CA-41 (see below). Given that my Congresslady, Ms BonoMack won narrowly by 5 pts in 2010, you'd figure this borderline RINO would be in relatively good shape after beating the well funded openly gay Palm Springs Mayor Pougnet that year. Well, except that she's now running against Harvard educated, up from his bootstraps Dr. Raul Ruiz in the 35% or so hispanic district who's getting help from DCCC. There's a PPP poll showing him down 3 pts FWIT. Mary, as we know, made her way to the top the hard way. Girl must be a regular cougar between the sheets. See Bono, Sonny or Mack, Connie and the guy in between these two. So, she may be OK, having won the primary ballot with 58% of the vote, or she may not, if Ruiz his backers inspire enough hispanics to the polls in November. Mary voted for Cap n Trade some other RINO crap in this windmill infested desert, but she's no Maldonado. So she gets a linky and my vote come November. My stylus will be less than firm, however.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:08 PM (lTmpG)

191 Thank you Drew for highlighting this important race. It is barely scratching the surface as to how radical and out of step Kyrsten Sinema really is. Vernon Parker is a great guy and he will be a rising conservative star in the House. Go Vernon!

Posted by: azkag at October 01, 2012 02:11 PM (oUkN7)

192 CA-41 Ch John Tavaglione (R) ** http://www.johntavaglioneforcongress.com/ vs Ch Mark Takano (D) Toss up. Rated Lean Dem by RCP. Like CA-31 Another inland district designed to have just enough minorities to elect an hispanic Dem. Of course, leave it to the Dems, Takano is of Japanese descent, and openly gay. Still, he's naturally a member of BOTH the Asian-Pacific islander something something and the Assoc of Latino CC trustees, so there! More to the point, he's a teacher and a Community College Trustee AND the one true "progressive" per the KOS wannabe's report, who has a realistic chanceas a DEM challenger in California. I'd say Brownley is pretty progressive too but I guess KOS people have pretty high standards. Similar to AZ-9. As for Tavaglione, he's represented the Riverside part of the district as County Supervisor, has the endorsement of the main Riverside paper (no mean feat) and likes to "be open to compromise with the other side" so, ah, yeah. Still, a squish beats a prog in a district designed for a Dem and is probably a necessary evil in this case. Also I don't sense that Takano's as harmless as Capps while Tavaglione has yet to commit real treachery, unlike Maldonado. In the primary, Tavaglione fellow Rs beat the Takano led Dems by 54.5 to 45.5. Takano has an internal poll showing him up by 42-38, which is actually encouraging to me given the source.That said, the Dems should win here as the district is about +6 Dem registrationand everyone else I've read have this as likely or lean Dem. So this is my upset special-Tavaglione.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:14 PM (lTmpG)

193 CA-47 Ch Alan Lowenthal (D) vs Gary DeLong (R) *** http://www.garydelong.com/# *** Lean Dem. Again, this Long Beach/OC district is designed to have just enough DEMS, at least if your name is NOT Laura Richardson, which its not, by district design, it seems. Still, DeLong fellow Repubs pulled 50% of the primary vote, and the Long Beach councilman would appear to have the local connections savvy to pull an upset if things swing against the Dems this year.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:14 PM (lTmpG)

194 CA-52 Inc Brian Bilbray *** (R) http://bilbrayforcongress.com/ vs Scott Peters (D) Tossup. Ya gotta hand it it to the "bipartisan" commish. They created three, countem THREE potential Dem districts in San Diego County, where with any reasonably compact good government set of lines, there would be ONE. CA 51 snakes from Imperial Valley into the DEM portions of San Diego city and is all but lost, tho at least we'll be rid of the evil Bob Filner. With any luck this commie wackamole will get pounded righteously by the good citizens of San Diego in their upcoming mayoral contest. This is key for the prospects of pension reform in the city and state btw. As for Bilbray, he may be the most endangered Repub incumbent this year, not to mention a pro choice Tea Party supporter. Probably a good fit for his new gerrymandered coastal district. I say "may" because even tho he and his fellow Repubs failed to even clear 50% in the primary of his new district now packed with Issa Hunter's dirty Dem leftovers, there are a couple of caveats. 1) Peterson his primary opponent Lori Saldana ran neck neck and now hate each other, and 2) It appears Mr. Peterson wife may have had some interesting financial dealings involving her company while he's been on SD's council. So stay tuned lend him your support. He needs it and his opponent has been the ultimate crony living off the teet of his wife's state enabled brokerage, figuratively at least.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:19 PM (lTmpG)

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GOP shootout in November
CA-8 Ch Greg Imus (R) **** vs Ch Paul Cook (R) *** http://www.joinpaulcook.com/ The one Cali district which can naturally expect to accomodate 2 Repubs over 1 Dem in the Jungle primary. I expect Assemblyman Cook to handily beat Minuteman Imus. Which almost makes me a little sad. We need a few GOP wackadoodles in elected office if for no other reason than to make the regular Tea Party conservative types like me seem normal to our vile, corrupt media and political establishment. I say almost makes me sad because in fact, the GOP does need to at least rhetorically reach out to hispanics in this state and others, and I doubt Imus would help there. But, I'd take either of these over our previous earmarking Republican whore Lewis any day of the week.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:21 PM (lTmpG)

196 CA-31 Inc Gary Miller (R) http://www.garymillerforcongress.com/ vs Ch Bob Dutton (R) http://www.duttonforcongress.com/ This is too delicious for words. As part of the Dems evil scheme to surreptitiously gerrymander and pack the California delegation with their evil kind, they created not one, but two majority latino/Dem districts in San Bernardino county, swiping a good chunk of incumbent Joe Baca's constituents in the process. Surely, the sharp, ambitious hispanic mayor Pete Aguilar of suburban college town Redlands, would be one of two candidates to be in the final two in the very first "jungle" primary vote to ever be held in the state. And sure enough, Pete bested his fellow Dems handily with his nearest Dem challenger Justin Kim behind him by almost ten points. Meanwhile, on the Republican side, they stupidly ran two, fairly equally matched competitors against each other, each garnering some 25% or so of the total primary vote. Only problem for Mr. Aguilar was that if there's anything one of their aspiring pols love to do, its run for office. And bless his heart he had two other fellow Dems besides Mr Kim who wanted to keep him company. Now, had the largely latino Dem primary voters turned up like they were supposed to, this would likely not have been a problem. But, in the end, this whole math thing turned out to be a little too hard for them. IE, getting sufficient votes for 2nd place when splitting 50% of the vote 4 ways is not easy, leastwise when the 2 Repubs were splitting their 50% almost evenly. So, a perfectly drawn Dem seat is now a whadda they say, a stone cold lock for the Repubs. The only question now is which Repub? For we Repubs I'd normally take whoever's the most Neanderthal in this situation. Of course the Dems who manage to stick their stylus in the machine for one of the Rs may think differently. But in any case we now have one guy (Miller) who went from royally screwed out of a viable district near his OC home, to being a longshot carpetbagger with some campaign dollars, to now running against a fellow Republican (Dutton) who's been representing the area in the State Senate for the last eight years. For us, I don't know that there's that much to choose from Tea Party/RINO wise. I don't sense either of them is either of these categories. But Dutton's served the area, has tons of local supporters, and seems like he could actually hold off the designated Dem come 2014 and beyond with a little money raised as an incumbent. The KOS guy says Dutton is soliciting Dem support, which is actually OK by me in this case given the district. My guess is that the candidateless Dem voters may tend to vote for him this November to their later regret. For Miller, his experience in the House will serve as a negative for the district Dems come 2014. My endorsement FWIW, Dutton. Oh, and as a bonus, Baca is now facing his own Dem opponent in a district that's less than his ideal.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:21 PM (lTmpG)

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Hot DEM on DEM Action
As a legacy Ahnuld Abel's none too fertile minds, our State Dems will be faced with, lets see, seven, count em seven D vs D general elections for congress come November. Four of these could go either way or will involve more than one incumbent.
CA-15 Inc Pete Stark (D) vs Eric Swalwell (D) Stark's hippy infested east bay district has been sending his hating, socialist butt back to DC to prey on American citizens for I don't know how long. He got 42% of the vote vs 36% for Swalwell. My guess is that there are maybe 5 or 10%Repubs in the district. Idon't know nothin bout the indy Pareja who lost, but my guess is most of his backers will vote for Swalwell and rid us of this vermin. If nothing else, Swalwell's got a great porn name for the hippies to think about. I expect all five Hayward Repubs to vote him in. )

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:24 PM (lTmpG)

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CA-30 Inc Brad Sherman (D) vs Inc Howard Berman (D) From the heart of Porn Valley, Sherman garnered 42.5% to 32.4% of the jungle primary. Berman's been in Congress alongside his buddy H Waxman since I was but a pup and he and his baby brudder Michael were slaughtering Repubs with a flick of their maps. Unfortunately, and I mean that sincerely, I think Howard's about to go down to the slightly more smarmy and vile and liberal Brad Sherman. A 9/20 SurveyUSA poll has Sherman over Berman at 45-32%. Too bad, because Howard has actually been fairly solid on defense foreign policy matters as well as being a reliable Hollywood hack.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:24 PM (lTmpG)

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CA-35 Inc Joe Baca (D) vs Gloria Negrete McCleod (D) Baca -45% vs Negrete-McCleod 38% in primary. Truthfully, I don't know who's worse, just that they hate each other, which is good. Anytime Dem pols are raising $ to trash each other as opposed to say, opposing Prop 32 or other Repubs, thats a good thing, at least in these hard core, Democrat packed, urban districts. May even get one or two who solicit Republican votes and are worth engaging in and doing some actual, you know, legislation.
CA-44 Inc Maxine Waters (D) vs Bob Flores (D) Waters 64% vs Flores 36% in primary. I wasn't going to review this one, since Waters should win handily, but her days may be numbered in South L.A. given the black flight. It'll be interesting to check the numbers for the presumably more hispanic heavy general election vs the primary.
CA-45 Inc Janice Hahn (D) vs Inc Laura Richardson (D) Hahn 60% vs Richardson 40% in primary. In the game of musical chairs amongst the seemingly bottomless well of LA County Democrat women of color in Congress, Richardson will lose to the gangsta loving white chick. Couldn't happen to a nicer gal. I used to think there was no one more mean, vile corrupt in Congress than Maxine Waters, but I was wrong. Hope her abused former staffers get drunk as hell come election night.

Posted by: smokedaddy at October 01, 2012 02:25 PM (lTmpG)

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Parker should have won over Quayle in the last election, so I'm happy to see him running again this year.
Apparently, even the ABC15 hacks came to his defense against an untrue attack ad. Although I still don't understand why shutting down the Dep of Education would be a bad thing...

Posted by: soulpile at October 01, 2012 03:42 PM (Mk/IQ)

201 I dare little Miss Kyrsten with a y Sinema to say that shit to my face.

Posted by: halodoc at October 02, 2012 01:12 AM (Fun8n)






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