#Hacked! "Non-Partisan" DC Agency Posts Partisan Tweet Against Scott Brown;
Claims They Were #Hacked!

The DC Board of Elections and Ethics is responsible for, context clues inform me, elections and ethics in DC.

Their Twitter account posted a link to the liberal blog Talking Point Memo, getting all mad that Scott Brown dared to bring up Elizabeth Warren's non-existent Indian heritage.

They claim they were hacked.

Someone went to the trouble, you see, of hacking their account, and only posted a short tweet directing people to Talking Points Memo.

See, that's what hackers do. They invest hours to crack your password, then post brief political tweets linking people to liberal blogs.

"Somebody must have hacked into our account and posted that," Raper added. "Anybody who had worked here previously who had access to the Twitter account could have posted it or either someone posted it by accident."

The agency has since changed the account's password.

Yup. That's what I call Classic Hacker Behavior. Runninrebel agrees: "Whenever I commit a felony I like to do it for no real reason other than to share information of little importance. "

SD Tom adds:

The "hacker" didn't change their Twitter account password too after all that time and effort to crack the original password? So they were able to just jump onto their Twitter account and immediately change their password then? Really?

Like I said, a classic hack.

Thanks to Gabe.

Your Mouth

...may have been hacked by an Unknown User's penis. That's the best explanation I can provide, given the information available to me.

No, I'm not going to check my own penis. I have ruled my penis out as a suspect.

An impartial source has corroborated my penis' alibi. Who? None of your business, Ms. Noseypants.

Posted by: Ace at 06:14 PM



Comments

1 That's it I tried to tell you all that hacking is what happened to me and you didn't listen.... A. Weiner...

Posted by: the pink not panicking, but I hate the MSM,about one poll formerly known as the hobbit Donna at September 27, 2012 06:17 PM (9+ccr)

2 Don't worry, they like our penis in their mouth. It was by choice.

Posted by: Talking Points Memo at September 27, 2012 06:17 PM (/YJYi)

3 Where's the weenie waggler pic?

Posted by: Beto at September 27, 2012 06:17 PM (+I8Mq)

4 Sometimes my inner warm goo flows into your mouth.

Posted by: Butters at September 27, 2012 06:18 PM (mcWHD)

5 THE REAL QUESTION IS NOT WERETHEY WERE HACKED, BUT WHETHER OR NOT SCOTT BROWN HATES NATIVE AMERICANS!!! WELL, MR. BROWN????

Posted by: THE TROOF MEDIA!!! at September 27, 2012 06:18 PM (F6KtL)

6 I'd like to drink some Rumplemintz shooters from those chicks labia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:18 PM (+tqYo)

7 6 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:18 PM (+tqYo)


It's in the sidebar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:18 PM (+tqYo)

8 I hate this blog.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 27, 2012 06:19 PM (AZGON)

9 im in ur base spammin ur d00dz.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at September 27, 2012 06:19 PM (219RQ)

10 Those sneaky penis bastards!

Posted by: mpfs at September 27, 2012 06:19 PM (iYbLN)

11 Whenever I commit a felony I like to do it for no real reason other than to share information of little importance.

Posted by: runninrebel at September 27, 2012 06:19 PM (N/1Dm)

12 At least it wasn't a weiner pic.

Posted by: Tami at September 27, 2012 06:20 PM (X6akg)

13 My goodness. What next?

Posted by: Soona at September 27, 2012 06:20 PM (cCfZq)

14 MUST BE THE SAME HACKER WHO HACKED INTO REP WEINER'S ACCOUNT!!

Posted by: THE TROOF MEDIA!!! at September 27, 2012 06:21 PM (F6KtL)

15 At least we don't have to see Josh Marshall's penis.

I hope.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 27, 2012 06:21 PM (AZGON)

16
Alcohol is cold! Do you really want to freeze some poor girl's titties? Fags.

Posted by: Redd at September 27, 2012 06:22 PM (guxHP)

17 Gawd, they aren't even hiding their nasty tricks anymore.

At least the "rat fuckers" of the Watergate era had some good imaginations.

Posted by: mpfs at September 27, 2012 06:22 PM (iYbLN)

18 Carin' Raper? Theriously.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 27, 2012 06:22 PM (BVkEs)

19 J.J. it's " those chicks' " possessive.

Posted by: gramar nazi at September 27, 2012 06:22 PM (y53d1)

20 I once help up a bank in order to post a flyer for a pet adoption in the window.

Posted by: runninrebel at September 27, 2012 06:22 PM (N/1Dm)

21 His name is Raper?

Good gravy.

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2012 06:23 PM (V/U0X)

22 The "hacker" didn't change their Twitter account password too after all that time and effort to crack the original password? So they were able to just jump onto their Twitter account and immediately change their password then? Really?

Riiiiiight.

Oh what am I implying here anyway? The Barack Hussein Obama administration has been operating at the very pinnacle of transparency, rule-of-law, ethics, truth, honesty, honor, and integrity since Day One. They should not be doubted. I feel just so darned ashamed of myself now.

...

Posted by: SD Tom at September 27, 2012 06:23 PM (BkZ6Z)

23 Damn J.J. Brb.

Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2012 06:23 PM (/YJYi)

24 When will they learn that it's Bush's fault?

Posted by: rockhead at September 27, 2012 06:23 PM (jtTKf)

25 The same guy that got Weiner just hacked Raper? Rep. Sodomy better change his password asap.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 27, 2012 06:23 PM (+lsX1)

26 The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy strikes again.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:23 PM (nVOyV)

27 19 J.J. it's " those chicks' " possessive.
Posted by: gramar nazi at September 27, 2012 06:22 PM (y53d1)




I had keyboard failure, herr sturmbahngrammerfuhrer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:24 PM (+tqYo)

28 21 His name is Raper?

Good gravy.
Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2012 06:23 PM (V/U0X)


Was his first name Jack D.??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:25 PM (+tqYo)

29 27

You were probably hacked.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:25 PM (nVOyV)

30 I like the spokeswoman's first "explanation".

"We would not have put that up there," Board of Elections spokeswoman
Karen Raper said when informed of the Twitter post. "I don't know how it
got there."


I know these guys, these are good guys. They are guys who would out-non-partisan the most squishy non-partisan lot a'yous.

How'd it get there then? I dunno, aliens?

Hackers maybe?

Alien hackers with advanced computin' technology n'such?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2012 06:25 PM (tRL5E)

31 By Bush.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:26 PM (nVOyV)

32 19 J.J. it's " those chicks' " possessive.
Posted by: gramar nazi at September 27, 2012 06:22 PM (y53d1)


I also should have used the plural "Labium."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:26 PM (+tqYo)

33 Somehow you just know that by tomorrow this will be a major Romney gaffe.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 27, 2012 06:26 PM (GRvW4)

34 32

Nah. You had it right. Labia is the plural.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:27 PM (nVOyV)

35 Sounds legit.

Posted by: A Weiner at September 27, 2012 06:28 PM (XT2y5)

36 This one time I was hacked and ended up with 35 swingers in my apartment. True story.

Posted by: The Peasants at September 27, 2012 06:28 PM (dzCcw)

37 Yeah, someone using a password they'd previously been given and/or have now isn't being hacked.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at September 27, 2012 06:29 PM (Gk3SS)

38 34 32

Nah. You had it right. Labia is the plural.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:27 PM (nVOyV)


Oh yeah, labia is plural for labium. I have genital lysdexia

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:29 PM (+tqYo)

39 I hate to sound callous, but maybe Raper got what he deserved.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 27, 2012 06:29 PM (+lsX1)

40 This incident was clearly a result of a disgusting video on YouTube and not a reflection in any way upon the policies and management of the DC Board of Elections and Ethics.

Posted by: Susan Rice at September 27, 2012 06:29 PM (AZGON)

41 I really Care about being non-partisan.

That tweet over there. He's a lying bastard. I'm totally non-partisan.

Posted by: Care N. Raper at September 27, 2012 06:30 PM (tRL5E)

42 It's so obvious. Stuxnet. Jooos.

Duh.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 06:30 PM (TMB3S)

43 38

Well, if you're going to have any form of dyslexia and/or STD, that sounds like the best kind.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:30 PM (nVOyV)

44 The "hacker" didn't change their Twitter account password too after all that time and effort to crack the original password? So they were able to just jump onto their Twitter account and immediately change their password then? Really?

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

Posted by: Joshua Micah Marshall at September 27, 2012 06:30 PM (AZGON)

45 I LOVE getting hacked! I love it when a guy hacks the shit out of me! I gargle it for awhile, then jam it up my cooze so I can get a free abortion.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at September 27, 2012 06:31 PM (GRvW4)

46 ♫ I don't know how it got there,
but I'm wiping it from my chin ♫

Posted by: Goofy Future Wife From Previous Thread at September 27, 2012 06:31 PM (feFL6)

47 39

He's a chick.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:31 PM (nVOyV)

48
The guy who made the "Machhmuuud is the Greatest Dirtbag on the Planet" movie that SCOAMF says is responsible for muslims nutheads everywhere losing their minds, was just arrested for parole violation.

My bet is that this will not be widely reported by MFM.

Posted by: HtP at September 27, 2012 06:31 PM (jx2j9)

49 Hacking is racist.

Slaves were sHACKled to their berth in those nasty slave ships.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 27, 2012 06:31 PM (PH+2B)

50 I'm not the only one who wants the refs to blow a game winning call tonight right? (Let's presume that like Ebola took out most of the Ravens at halftime for the game to be close)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at September 27, 2012 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)

51 46


Music notes? yer notes

Posted by: wooga at September 27, 2012 06:33 PM (vjyZP)

52 Morons, pay attention to this. This is war. This is what we're up against, not only in blue states, but in every goddamned state. The people who count the votes and the people who watch the henhouse are literally our enemies.

This is why, even more important than giving money, it is vitally important that you give your time.

You give it to your local GOP organization. One hour, five hours, every week. Not just during election season, but every week for the rest of your life.

If you hang around long enough, they will start listening to you. You may even become The Man in the GOP locals.

Giving money means you are letting other people decide. And if you let other people decide, those people will continue to do exactly fuck-all about this goddamned shit and it will continue.

History is made by the people who are there making it. Be that person-- be there and make it.

Otherwise we're going to continue to get the government we have and we will deserve it.

To recap: the bureaucracy is an active participatory enemy. It will not change unless you change it. To change it or stop bitching.

Or continue bitching, but know who did it-- and more importantly, didn't do it.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone spatchcocker at September 27, 2012 06:33 PM (XBmL7)

53 It's time for recriminations. These public servants who abuse their power need to punished.

Because there seems to be two americas now, well, three.

1. those with power, even little pissants like helen helly thomas
2. those people who live off the tit, being bred from cradle to grave to vote for the party that gives them free phones.
3. everyone else.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 06:33 PM (QxSug)

54 Shit, now I can't get the tune of that last thread video song outta my head. Bitch!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 27, 2012 06:33 PM (GRvW4)

55 I'd like to see a slew of Hatch Act prosecutions. Cost enough public servants their jobs and their pensions and the others might learn their job isn't a perpetual campaign for higher taxes.

Posted by: PR at September 27, 2012 06:33 PM (KHo8t)

56 No, Alex, you're not.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2012 06:34 PM (tRL5E)

57 When my account is hacked, I thank the hacker. Stay thirsty, my friends.

Posted by: The most interesting penis in the world at September 27, 2012 06:34 PM (yor65)

58 27
19 J.J. it's " those chicks' " possessive.

Posted by: gramar nazi at September 27, 2012 06:22 PM (y53d1)

I had keyboard failure, herr sturmbahngrammerfuhrer.


Clearly the "gramar nazi" was a washout from the SS Spelling Academie.

Posted by: pep at September 27, 2012 06:34 PM (6TB1Z)

59 lolz, didn't these lefties learn anything from Anthony Weiner?

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 06:35 PM (QxSug)

60 FEDS ARREST MUZZIE FILM PRODUCER FOR PAROLE VIOLATION.


GULAG FOR YOU, BOY!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:36 PM (+tqYo)

61 @55 that's right, reprisals.

These civil servants need to be brought into line.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 06:36 PM (QxSug)

62


Hmm, a liberal staffer sitting there on the web all fuckin day got spontaneously hacked and that hacker then sent a liberal message?

We need a fact checker on this!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Buzz Miller The Shit at September 27, 2012 06:37 PM (tcSZb)

63 That damn video, first it riles up the Arab street and now it is making us think our our electoral institutions are infested with corruptDemocrat saboteurs, pardon the redundant words there at the end.

Posted by: sherlock at September 27, 2012 06:37 PM (JYBAr)

64 Breaking New Poll Out!!

Occupy Wallstreet voters weigh in:

Obama 99, Romney 1
D+47


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 27, 2012 06:38 PM (ovpNn)

65 I see. Sooo, they didn't learn a thing from Anthony "The Peen" Weiner, eh?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 27, 2012 06:38 PM (CA2NO)

66 and by hacked, I think they meant hacked off at all you wingnuts who fail to see how awesome socialism is.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 06:40 PM (QxSug)

67 Forget it wingnuts. I still have supporters out there. They liked seeing Weiner's weiner and they'd be happy to see more of it!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 27, 2012 06:40 PM (/YJYi)

68 When I pull my head out, everyone stops and takes notice.

Posted by: The most interesting penis in the world at September 27, 2012 06:41 PM (yor65)

69
@64
Heh, 1 vote among an OWS voter would be an outstanding result for Romney....

Posted by: AussieMarcus at September 27, 2012 06:41 PM (EwxYH)

70 Lot of hacking going these days. Why, just 3 days ago an NPR 'journalist' had her twitter account hacked too. For one post.

Link in my nic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2012 06:42 PM (ccXZP)

71 The DC Election Board needs to learn from the Microsoft Twitter incident. An employee thought they were logged in to one account, and were actually logged in to another. Almost certainly that's what happened here. What's going to hurt them is if they push this #Hacked thing too long.

Give 'em hell ace. I'm enjoying watching you tweak them on Twitter.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2012 06:42 PM (tRL5E)

72 68

So, which one of you is the real Anthony Weiner?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:43 PM (nVOyV)

73 My pee-pee has a first name,
it's T-O-N-E-Y

My pee-pee has a second name,
it's W-E-I-N-E-R

Oh, I love to tweet it every day,
and if you ask me why I'll say,

'Cuz Fuck you, that's why!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:43 PM (+tqYo)

74 Heh, 1 vote among an OWS voter would be an outstanding result for Romney....

Posted by: AussieMarcus at September 27, 2012 06:41 PM (EwxYH)

Romney is that Libertarian Party guy, right?

Posted by: That 1 dirty hippie at September 27, 2012 06:44 PM (XT2y5)

75 70

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy must be even vaster than previously suspected.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:44 PM (nVOyV)

76 I can see it being hacked. It would be like if someone took the risk of breaking into a nice house and just steals the Kitchen Aide toaster. That would make sense.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 27, 2012 06:45 PM (C2//T)

77 "Somebody must have hacked into our account and posted that," Raper added.

Raper? Somebody must have hacked into his birth hospital and posted that name.


"The future must not belong to people with hacked names like Raper." -- Barky of Dog-Eating infamy

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 27, 2012 06:45 PM (X3lox)

78
So Obama has basically conceded NC now has he?

Dropping ads and mounting a strategic retreat of ground forces, apparently...

Posted by: AussieMarcus at September 27, 2012 06:45 PM (EwxYH)

79 75 The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy must be even vaster than previously suspected.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:44 PM (nVOyV)

So huge that we put a Marxist in the Oval Office just to fuck with your head!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:45 PM (+tqYo)

80 I will call the authorities on their behalf. This must be investigated.

Posted by: Henry in Des Moines at September 27, 2012 06:46 PM (EuW9O)

81
Thinking of OWS' voting Romney reminds me of that Eddie Murphy skit of rednecks voting for Jesse Jackson as a drunk joke.

"Haw, haw, I voted for Jesse Jackson, ha ha ha!"

(next day)

"He fucking WON???"

Posted by: AussieMarcus at September 27, 2012 06:47 PM (EwxYH)

82 Early OT but someone needs to tell Ed and AP (and maybe even MKH herself) to stop using that picture ... MKH looks cross-eyed, and not just a little retarded.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 27, 2012 06:47 PM (GRvW4)

83 @RBPundit FYI... The Obama campaign (@TruthTeam2012) just called the #ObamaPhone lady a complete moron. Is that how they treat Obama voters? #tcot

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 27, 2012 06:48 PM (YjDyJ)

84 77

The name's Raper. Karen Raper.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:48 PM (nVOyV)

85 My MA bar exam results were hacked, too. I passed the bar and the test was written in Cherokee.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at September 27, 2012 06:48 PM (ccXZP)

86 The agency has since changed the account's password.

LOL. And they sent a goat out in the desert, too. And burned some anti-hacker incense.

It would be cool to get a look at Twatter's own logs - which I'm sure include the ip addresses all twats come from. Of course, then we'll find out that the super-hacker was ip spoofing, too, because it was such a complex stealth operation ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 27, 2012 06:48 PM (X3lox)

87 You can tell she never visits the site. No woman I know would let that picture stay up there this long.

Posted by: Henry in Des Moines at September 27, 2012 06:49 PM (EuW9O)

88 Not really off topic. Who is the bigger hack, Juan Williams or David Petraeus.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 27, 2012 06:49 PM (PH+2B)

89 When Katie Upton cries out in the night......well......

Posted by: The most interesting penis in the world at September 27, 2012 06:49 PM (yor65)

90 So Obama has basically conceded NC now has he?

---

No no no, Obama's going to win all the swing states by even bigger margins than '08. Jonboy and Gergy told me so.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 27, 2012 06:49 PM (aHR5E)

91 71
The DC Election Board needs to learn from the Microsoft Twitter
incident. An employee thought they were logged in to one account, and
were actually logged in to another. Almost certainly that's what
happened here. What's going to hurt them is if they push this #Hacked
thing too long.


I'd wager good money that this is what happened. They relaly should have fessed up and admitted that "Doofus over here thought he was logged into his personal twitter account when he sent that out".

Posted by: wooga at September 27, 2012 06:50 PM (vjyZP)

92 60 FEDS ARREST MUZZIE FILM PRODUCER FOR PAROLE VIOLATION.


GULAG FOR YOU, BOY!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:36 PM (+tqYo)
-----

What does that have to do with Romneys gaffes?

Posted by: RWC at September 27, 2012 06:50 PM (t+Sdx)

93 The name's Raper. Karen Raper.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:48 PM (nVOyV)


Yeah ... that name was definitely hacked. Before the dreaded hacker struck, the family had the respectable name of the Douchebags, an old French clan.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 27, 2012 06:51 PM (X3lox)

94 Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 27, 2012 06:49 PM (PH+2B)

Juan for 600 Alex.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 27, 2012 06:51 PM (GRvW4)

95 We were lucky the hacker posted something we agree with.

It could have been much worse.

Posted by: DC Board of Elections and Ethics at September 27, 2012 06:51 PM (AzwZn)

96 Jesus tap dancing Christ, Juan Williams is dumber than dog shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 06:51 PM (TMB3S)

97 It sounds legit.

Posted by: Brett Favre at September 27, 2012 06:52 PM (UW6NX)

98 You can tell she never visits the site. No woman I know would let that picture stay up there this long.

Posted by: Henry in Des Moines at September 27, 2012 06:49 PM (EuW9O)


She's cross-eyed. The pic looks great to her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 27, 2012 06:52 PM (X3lox)

99 I don't know what's more amazing, how stupid these people are or how stupid they think we are.

It's saddens me to share a country with people who can lie so shamelessly. My trust in anyone to the Left of Attilla the Hun is nil.

Posted by: BS Inc. at September 27, 2012 06:54 PM (P2Ufm)

100 Ok, SOMEwhat off-topic.

I've been over-excited today since I got my Obammy-phone with the EBT app, which lets me PayPal it directly to my crack dealer.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 27, 2012 06:54 PM (PH+2B)

101 From DC Code (2001 edition, naturally the link to the code at the DCBOEE is broken):

Title 1. Government Organization. (Refs & Annos)
Chapter 6. Merit Personnel System.
Subchapter XVIII. Employee Conduct. (Refs & Annos)
§ 1-618.01. Standards of conduct.

(a) Each employee of the District government must at all times maintain a high level of ethical
conduct in connection with the performance of official duties, and shall refrain from taking, ordering,
or participating in any official action which would adversely affect the confidence of the public in the
integrity of the District government.

(a-1) As a matter of public policy, each employee of the District is encouraged to report, pursuant to
subchapter XV-A of this chapter, any violation of a law or rule, or the misuse of government
resources, as soon as the employee becomes aware of the violation or misuse of resources

Posted by: Y-not at September 27, 2012 06:55 PM (5H6zj)

102 100

The oPhone.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:55 PM (nVOyV)

103 Now, even her, I'm getting adds from Amazon for the Hutzler banana slicer that was mentioned in the sidebar. If you haven't been there and read the reviews, you are cheating yourself. I couldn't help but add my own.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 06:55 PM (awhNz)

104 What does that have to do with Romneys gaffes?
Posted by: RWC at September 27, 2012 06:50 PM (t+Sdx)


Bain Capital funded the video!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:56 PM (+tqYo)

105 So Obama has basically conceded NC now has he?

Dropping ads



Oh please oh please oh please. If I have to keep see those stuttering clusterfucks of ads, I'm going to throw a boot through my tv. I love my tv.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at September 27, 2012 06:56 PM (Gk3SS)

106 The corruption of our opponents is simply unbelievable. In matters great and small, our opponents have become our enemies.

Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2012 06:56 PM (QupBk)

107 Any of you morons/ettes who are DC residents might file an official complaint.

Posted by: Y-not at September 27, 2012 06:56 PM (5H6zj)

108 We may or may not have been breached, so we changed the locks.

Posted by: The Libyan Embassy at September 27, 2012 06:56 PM (FcR7P)

109 84 77

The name's Raper. Karen Raper.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:48 PM (nVOyV)

So we're up against a bunch of Flukes and Rapers.

Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2012 06:57 PM (+tqYo)

110 So Karen Raper's just this gal, right? She puts her pants on one leg at a time, no showboating. But she knows the difference between naugahyde and vinyl. So one day, she gets up, straps on her six-iron, and goes out to work at the coal farm. But she gets there, and the fields are all empty. "What happened?" she asks... only all the jobs are gone, and they're just growing all this coal in China now.

And that's how your Twitter account gets hacked.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 27, 2012 06:57 PM (8Mgrk)

111 >>Music notes? ♫ yer notes

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Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 06:57 PM (0q2P7)

112 Not only were we #hacked, but we were #hacked #outofcontext!!

Posted by: DC Board of Derilections and Lack of Ethics at September 27, 2012 06:58 PM (X3lox)

113 Seems to me their security system worked.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at September 27, 2012 06:58 PM (AZGON)

114 No, seriously, electronic voting is the way to go!

Posted by: DC Board of Elections and Ethics at September 27, 2012 06:58 PM (FcR7P)

115 109


Flukes, Rapers, Weiners, ...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 06:58 PM (nVOyV)

116
Uh...why does a Govt Agency even have a Twitter account in the first place?

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 06:59 PM (l5RhJ)

117 You know, dat intranet cafe down da block open at 10:00am.

I TIRED of losin' 3 hours of gamblin' time by da time my alarm go off!

Runt Tel Dat!

Obama2012!

Posted by: Tarmaca Jetblue Johnson at September 27, 2012 07:00 PM (AzwZn)

118
How does one get appointed to the Board of Erections and Eh, Sex?

Posted by: Hectard at September 27, 2012 07:00 PM (FcR7P)

119 Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 06:57 PM (0q2P7)

☪☭

Posted by: DC Board of Derilections and Lack of Ethics at September 27, 2012 07:00 PM (X3lox)

120 116

All the cool agencies were doing it, so it seemed like a good idea...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:01 PM (nVOyV)

121 We were just #hacked again!! We love Amerikkka ... really.

Posted by: DC Board of Derilections and Lack of Ethics at September 27, 2012 07:01 PM (X3lox)

122 *Channeling Allen*

New post up at my blog that digs into the new Fox News poll. Bottom line, it has a better sample but is still Obama +5 in a D+3 poll.

However, before the trolls start trying to depress us with this one, keep in mind this poll is moving toward Romney within the poll itself. The last time this poll was Obama +8.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2012 07:01 PM (dX4hn)

123 ☭bama or ☪bama?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:01 PM (nVOyV)

124 Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 06:55 PM (awhNz)

Sorry to hear about the dishwasher explosion and your burning cat. Hutzler is committed to consumer safety and hereby offers to replace your banana slicer at no charge. Please specify whether you prefer a "left curving" or "right curving" model.

Posted by: The Hutzler Co. of Aames, Iowa at September 27, 2012 07:03 PM (QKKT0)

125 >>>☭bama or ☪bama

How about Ba☭ack ☪bama?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 07:04 PM (0q2P7)

126 Let's not forget JEPOS' approval rating, at 2010 levels.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 27, 2012 07:05 PM (0CiTm)

127 125

Excellent.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:05 PM (nVOyV)

128 !Bloodthirsty Tyrant Alert:

The guy Nakoula Nakoula who made that movie about MO on youtube was just arrested and is barred from using a computer or the internet. Man locked in jail and had rights taken away for using his freedom of speech.

IT BEGINS, FOLKS..

At this rate, in 4 years if this traitor is re-elected, we'll all be in camps. This must stop, NOW.

Posted by: The Teller of Hard Facts at September 27, 2012 07:05 PM (FtGpn)

129 A: May I recommend to you one of the finest Cabernet Sauvignons I've laid into my extensive box-wine cellar?

B: Do tell.

A: it's from South Africa. Want to know more.

B: How much have you had, Dude?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 27, 2012 07:06 PM (PH+2B)

130 Fox News Bret Baier Just Let Juan Williams get away with STATING Romney is using the Benghazi "Story" because he is falling behind in the Polls after Dave In FLa. chastised him for not staing the fakeness of the Polls & Blame Dave for "Not Paying attention"


although Krauthammer & Judge Napolitano Hammered the Hell out of The Halfrican Admin

Posted by: Evilpens at September 27, 2012 07:07 PM (ck76k)

131 128

Ba☭ack ☪bama.


Doing what he does best.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:07 PM (nVOyV)

132 Because I as a member of STRATFOR's site, I was hacked by Anonymous. Hackers had more in mind than directing me to a libtard website.

Posted by: freeus at September 27, 2012 07:07 PM (caDgg)

133 Dave in Fla first off Fox Polls have ALWAYS Sucked

Posted by: Evilpens at September 27, 2012 07:07 PM (ck76k)

134 Øbama

Posted by: wooga at September 27, 2012 07:08 PM (vjyZP)

135





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Posted by: Ostatni pocałunek at September 27, 2012 07:08 PM (38ReL)

136 ☭bama or ☪bama?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:01 PM (nVOyV)


Depends on how he's feeling. These days, he's mostly ☪bama. More opportunities for serious destruction to America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 27, 2012 07:09 PM (X3lox)

137 My parents liquor cabinet was hacked in 1968

Posted by: Beto at September 27, 2012 07:10 PM (BAnPT)

138 ....Posted by: The Hutzler Co. of Aames, Iowa

Wait, what?
The banana-slicer company is the same company that makes those sperm-collector robots too?

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 07:10 PM (l5RhJ)

139 130

Juan Williams confirms it: "People who are behind in the polls use "Stories.""


Something to remember. For the future.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:10 PM (nVOyV)

140 135 You forgot to turn off the dim switch

Posted by: Beto at September 27, 2012 07:11 PM (BAnPT)

141 Posted by: Ostatni pocałunek at September 27, 2012 07:08 PM (38ReL)


That will be 5 internetz and two days in the barrel.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at September 27, 2012 07:11 PM (Gk3SS)

142 It has gotten to the point that I cannot tolerate Juan Williams. Andrew Napolitano skewered the Obama admin over the Labian lies and good old Juan goes into "lie and protect" mode.

Do NOT count me among the eyeores. I am faithful and hopeful.

If , however, Obama wins, you really need to think about going "John Galt."


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012 and is Master of his domain at September 27, 2012 07:11 PM (he2LC)

143 That reminds me they finally updated the campaign ad tracker for-

Sept 17-23

total 31.8 million

__________________

2.1 million Las Vegas

2.2 million Denver

1.1 million Columbus

1.8 million Cleveland

891,400 Cincinnati

3.5 million Washington DC (VA vote)

563,890, Richmond Petersburg VA

1.1 million Charlotte NC

480,680 Raleigh NC

1.8 million Tampa, FL

1.7 million Orlando, FL

1.3 million Miami

1.2 million Boston, MA (for NH vote)

761,830, Milwaukee, WI

541,860, Davenport IA-IL

Posted by: Axelrod at September 27, 2012 07:11 PM (r2PLg)

144 why so mad, hacker?

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Ba☭ack ☪bama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 07:11 PM (QxSug)

145 I'm thinking that copypasta from a trig table formatted in COBOL would be nice to post.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 07:11 PM (AZGON)

146 >>>Posted by: Ostatni pocałunek at September 27, 2012 07:08 PM (38ReL)

dude....why?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 07:12 PM (0q2P7)

147 ugh--sock

Posted by: tasker at September 27, 2012 07:12 PM (r2PLg)

148 140

I think he tried to copy from Word.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:13 PM (nVOyV)

149 Obama ☠

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 27, 2012 07:13 PM (X3lox)

150 Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 06:57 PM (0q2P7)

Thanks to MikeTheMoose I can geek out posting ♠ comments!
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Posted by: jwb7605 at September 27, 2012 07:13 PM (Qxe/p)

151 148 Word

Posted by: Beto at September 27, 2012 07:14 PM (BAnPT)

152 151

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:16 PM (nVOyV)

153 I wonder if Twitter saves the IP that any particular tweet came from?

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 27, 2012 07:16 PM (MvGgj)

154 We just hire hackers before they do stuff like that. Sure, no Miata and Playboy for Twittercracking, but a Jetta and SI Swimsuit Edition isn't anything to sneeze at.

Posted by: Jukt Micronics at September 27, 2012 07:16 PM (eHIJJ)

155 Mass. to Appeal Murderer's Sex Reassignment: The Associated Press reports Massachusetts prison officials announced Wednesday the state will appeal U.S. District Judge Mark Wolf's decision to grant convicted murderer Michelle Kosilek's request for sex reassignment surgery. Koselik, named Robert when convicted of murdering his wife in 1990, has been receiving hormone treatment and lives in an all male prison, as a woman. Prison officials argue that allowing the surgery would put Koselik at risk for sexual assaults from other inmates. Many insurance companies consider the surgery elective; transgender inmates are typically treated with hormone treatments and psychotherapy. The state Department of Corrections argues denying the request would not violate Koselik's Eighth Amendment rights as Koselik is already receiving adequate treatment. The surgery would cost taxpayers up to $20,000.

[I'm amazed it cost only 20k to cut your dick off.]

Posted by: redd at September 27, 2012 07:17 PM (guxHP)

156 See, I told you this type of shit happens!

Posted by: Weiner's Weiner at September 27, 2012 07:17 PM (ECYvo)

157 I hate to say it but, the Braves game against the Marlins is looking more interesting than you.

Either stop drinking or drink more. You are in that middle area of incoherence.


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012 and is Master of his domain at September 27, 2012 07:17 PM (he2LC)

158 Where do I exchange some EBT credits for some of those BaXak OXama bumper stickers for my shopping cart?


Sorry, my oPhone don't do those special characters.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 27, 2012 07:18 PM (PH+2B)

159 test....¢Ü☺¢¾¢À¡Û☼

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 07:18 PM (l5RhJ)

160 Wait.... the explanation was

1. Hacked
2. someone who USED to work here
3. Accident....

Or in other words, he has no F'n idea and is not going to try to find out... because....

Shut up... thats why....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2012 07:18 PM (lZBBB)

161 Hacka Please.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 27, 2012 07:19 PM (0CiTm)

162 Did anyone just hear Shep Smith on tv? .. was he doing some Amos n Andy thing? about digging up Hoffa? he is such an weird guy/girl.

Posted by: osu at September 27, 2012 07:20 PM (VT7F1)

163 MBS @mbsider 9m
PPP (VA): Among Independents, Romney 50 Obama 31. #Mitt2012 #tcot

Posted by: Evilpens at September 27, 2012 07:20 PM (ck76k)

164 158

Some great memes were born in this thread.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:20 PM (nVOyV)

165 The surgery would cost taxpayers up to $20,000.


Inmates will do it for a carton of smokes

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 27, 2012 07:20 PM (MvGgj)

166 Did anyone just hear Shep Smith on tv? .. was he doing some Amos n Andy thing? about digging up Hoffa? he is such an weird guy/girl. Maybe finally admitting he's Butt Pirate

Posted by: Evilpens at September 27, 2012 07:20 PM (ck76k)

167 Hmm.

¢Ü☺¢¾¢À¡Û☼

That probably didn't work.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 07:21 PM (AZGON)

168 Well, yes it did. Interesting. Pixy is a shifty minx.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 07:22 PM (AZGON)

169 ☠Bama

Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2012 07:22 PM (QupBk)

170 It's a marvel this site doesn't collapse in on itself.

Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2012 07:22 PM (QupBk)

171 >>>Pixy is a shifty minx.

You could do a doctoral thesis on how to slip stuff by robopixy

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 07:23 PM (0q2P7)

172 ☭b☠m☠.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:23 PM (nVOyV)

173 Dave in Fla: I tried to leave a comment at your blog on the "I want to highlight something interesting" post but the "prove you're not a robot" thing rejected my entry 5 times. Here's what I tried to say: Interesting analysis. How do you figure that there will be 11
million more D votes this year than 2008, or did I mis-read that?
Thanks for all this work.

Posted by: TD at September 27, 2012 07:24 PM (DQMcq)

174 This is kind of like the time I had a snack / soda machine route and two of my stops were strip joint dressing rooms. I went in to the total nudity joint and there was a Protestant minister from a huge church in my neighborhood. A church that was forty miles away. The look on his face. He ran after me as I left and said his car had broken down and he went in to use the pay phone. The pay phones were outside.I could tell he was a hacking victim.

Posted by: Beto at September 27, 2012 07:24 PM (BAnPT)

175 For all of the wishful thinking in the mainstream press about President Obama’s positioning 40 days before this election, Obama’s approval rating looks remarkably similar to what it was on this date in 2010 — shortly before his party lost a historic 63 House seats and 6 Senate seats. On September 27, 2010 — exactly two years ago — Rasmussen Reports showed Obama’s net approval rating among likely voters to be minus-3 percentage points (with 48 percent approving and 51 percent disapproving). Among those who felt “strongly,” Obama’s net approval rating was minus-14 points (with 27 percent “strongly” approving and 41 percent “strongly” disapproving).

http://tinyurl.com/9ek4f8v (Weekly Standard)

It's a short article but it goes on to say that today's Ras Report has him at almost identical polling.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2012 07:25 PM (ccXZP)

176 163 MBS @mbsider 9m PPP (VA): Among Independents, Romney 50 Obama 31. #Mitt2012 #tcot

Nice.
And that is the ones who will admit it.
\
I think a lot of those "undecided" people will vote for Mitt too.
If they were going to vote for Barky...they wouldn't be afraid to admit it.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 07:25 PM (l5RhJ)

177 It's a marvel this site doesn't collapse in on itself.

It can if you go past a certain point called the "Event Whore Rising."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 07:26 PM (AZGON)

178 It is nice to know they don't change passwords to open accounts when employees leave.

I'm voting for the "employee posted this and accidentally got caught" explanation.

Basically the bureaucracy needs an enema.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 27, 2012 07:27 PM (bxiXv)

179 167....That probably didn't work.

No...sadly, it didn't.
The cute little characters that showed up for me in the posting box...changed to something else after I posted them.
No idea why.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 07:28 PM (l5RhJ)

180 Either gibberish or racism straight up:

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 07:28 PM (AZGON)

181 **176 163 MBS @mbsider 9m PPP (VA): Among Independents, Romney 50 Obama 31. #Mitt2012 #tcot

Nice.
And that is the ones who will admit it. **

That's why the D samples are so high, to cancel out the independents, not the republicans.

With the way it looks, it's R60, O 40 when you see how bad it is for Obama in the real, pay for your own phone, world

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Ba☭ mtcmtmail= at September 27, 2012 07:29 PM (QxSug)

182 176

I don't know. I think people who intend to vote for ☪bama should be ashamed to admit it. Fucking 47%ers.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:29 PM (nVOyV)

183 Sort of like the time the OSS sneaked into Hitler's house and rearranged the furniture. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Beto at September 27, 2012 07:29 PM (BAnPT)

184 that was odd

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Ba☭ack ☪bama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 07:29 PM (QxSug)

185 This is a tool, not a toy.

www.escapecodes.info

(Okay, it's a toy. Until pixy bans you.)

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 07:30 PM (AZGON)

186 It always come down to a penis in a mouth doesn't it?

Posted by: dogfish at September 27, 2012 07:31 PM (N2yhW)

187 186

So, a penis walks into a mouth

...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:32 PM (nVOyV)

188 >>slip past Pixy

Minx is designed for me!

Posted by: Certified Netscape 3.0 at September 27, 2012 07:33 PM (ECYvo)

189 187 And the bartender says to him " Leave those nuts outside."

Posted by: Beto at September 27, 2012 07:34 PM (BAnPT)

190 189

Excellent.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:34 PM (nVOyV)

191 So, a penis walks into a mouth

The bartender says, "Hey, we don't get many of you coming in here."

The penis says "Blame Sandra Fluke."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 07:34 PM (AZGON)

192

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 27, 2012 07:35 PM (MvGgj)

193 191

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:35 PM (nVOyV)

194 I didn't lieabout Libya ... I was hacked!

Posted by: UN Ambassador Rice at September 27, 2012 07:36 PM (wIgpo)

195 It's not what you think though.


Sandra Fluke has really made the penis mortality rate skyrocket.


Penises go in, and they never come out.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:36 PM (nVOyV)

196 At least not the same as they were before.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:37 PM (nVOyV)

197 For those who want some more upbeat poll news, a Suffolk U/NBC12 poll has Obama leading Romney in Virginia by just two points, 46-44 and the Kaine-Allen race deadlocked at 44.

Posted by: Not Dick Saslaw at September 27, 2012 07:38 PM (ECYvo)

198 Penises go in, and they never come out.

I always thought of Sandra Fluke as a "Dick Motel."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 07:39 PM (AZGON)

199 ....® © € ™Æ ð • ¾ Ø Å Ð ‡ Ç Ñ ƒø º

Most of the stuff in the 'omega' button still works for me.
None of the other buttons on that toolbarwork, though.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 07:39 PM (l5RhJ)

200 I think a lot of those "undecided" people will vote for Mitt too. If they were going to vote for Barky...they wouldn't be afraid to admit it.
Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 07:25 PM (l5RhJ)


I think I'm going to vote fooooorrrrrr...........okay, who are the candidates again?

Posted by: Undecided Voter at September 27, 2012 07:40 PM (0DpA6)

201 "Interesting analysis. How do you figure that there will be 11
million more D votes this year than 2008"

You misread that. I was giving Obama almost as many D voters as in 2008 as a going in assumption. Giving him credit for turning out his base, then going from there to postulate what the election would look with a typical turnout result.

I gave him 50m D votes, slightly less than the 51m D votes he got in 2008.

Sorry about the "prove you are human" thing, I hate those myself.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2012 07:40 PM (dX4hn)

202 200

Mitt and Romney.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:41 PM (nVOyV)

203 Dave in Fla ... just read your blog on the Fox polls et al. Excellent work.

One thing I would like to mention regarding Fox and others. They still show the incumbent under 50 % in late Sept. not a good thing for Obama.

Posted by: Obamalosesbig at September 27, 2012 07:42 PM (ZhNCB)

204 I've got some more good "hacking news that actually benefits our side...

I'm volunteering at our local GOP headquarters, doing what I can in Utah to help get out the vote in swing states. One of the guys running our office told us this week that a big leaked tape about Jim Matheson is going to drop; he made it sound like it is "Dean Scream" big, like Weiner tweet big, that it is totally going to sink Matheson's campaign once it drops.

Apparently there was a DNC thing in the state and Matheson was forced to compete with the lefty big boys here; normally he tries to sound as blah as can be so to not scare Utah republicans. Well on this tape, to prove he is a dem (or to let the mask slip finally) he goes no holds barred, in the tank Obamabot, hook line and sinker. All caught on tape. If true, this will be a huge deal, because last night in the debates with Mia he stressed that he is NOT Obama's lackey and that we was not for Obamacare.

I think Mia can win without a gift like this, but every bit helps. Matheson's gotten by for ten years on name recognition and likeability, and the generosity of republican voters. If he goes full Obamabot that is all toast; fingers crossed the rumors are true!

In addition, a bunch of Utahs in several counties got together last Saturday and did a big money bomb for Mia, raised 20K for her. Every little bit helps, and she has huge support all over the state.

And lastly, if you are wondering what the heck the RNC is doing, apparently they are giving our office and others in the state money to travel on weekends to Nevada, for a huge GOTV effort. All expenses including food and lodging paid for, and you go door to door to encourage people to vote for Romney/Ryan. Utahns and Mormons, going door to door proselytizing a positive message? Obama's GOTV in Nevada is toast. If you're in Utah and want to sign up contact a local office.


Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2012 07:43 PM (8wqqE)

205 Dave, yes I see that now. I definitely misread it. You make a very interesting point in that post that I haven't seen discussed anywhere else. *like*

Posted by: TD at September 27, 2012 07:44 PM (DQMcq)

206 Breaking News: the penis has been identified as Weiner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 27, 2012 07:44 PM (PHb2k)

207 So Karen Raper's just this gal, right? She puts her pants on one leg at a time, no showboating. But she knows the difference between naugahyde and vinyl. So one day, she gets up, straps on her six-iron, and goes out to work at the coal farm. But she gets there, and the fields are all empty. "What happened?" she asks... only all the jobs are gone, and they're just growing all this coal in China now. And that's how your Twitter account gets hacked.
Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 27, 2012 06:57 PM (8Mgrk)

Well done

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 27, 2012 07:44 PM (nTgAI)

208 MY ASS WAS HACKED BY OBAMA'S ECONOMIC REDISTRIBUTION RAPE SPERM!


Posted by: Typical American Entrapenuer's Wallet at September 27, 2012 07:45 PM (ovpNn)

209 ....test

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 07:45 PM (l5RhJ)

210 My Heritage was Hacked by that white woman with the blonde hair and china white skin!

Posted by: Pocahantas at September 27, 2012 07:46 PM (ovpNn)

211 Which one of you mother fucking brats ate my lobster?

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at September 27, 2012 07:46 PM (ovpNn)

212 OT Check Drudge. The Feds just arrested the movie maker that has Islamic Rage Boy all influster. It was for a "parole violation" And it seems ginned up as hell. Unbelievable. Well, actually with SCOAMF, not so much.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2012 07:47 PM (bXdYS)

213 206

Much whining ensued.

(Weiner should really be pronounced whiner.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:47 PM (nVOyV)

214 Vote Barack Obama for Islam!

Posted by: Typical Islamic Terrorist at September 27, 2012 07:47 PM (ovpNn)

215 I am fucked now. Well, I didn't really want to be president anyway.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 27, 2012 07:47 PM (ovpNn)

216 Sock Be Gone Spray

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 27, 2012 07:48 PM (ovpNn)

217 212

New post.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:48 PM (nVOyV)

218

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Fuck you Barky!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 27, 2012 07:49 PM (ovpNn)

219 (by Ace.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 27, 2012 07:49 PM (nVOyV)

220 "One thing I would like to mention regarding Fox and others. They still
show the incumbent under 50 % in late Sept. not a good thing for Obama."

Yes, I'll feel compelled to write something about being under 50% next week, if I can find a different view on it. Jay Cost and Dick Morris have covered both quite a few times.

One thing that gives me pause is that Bush was under 50% right up until the last 2 weeks in 2004, then the undecideds broke to him instead of Kerry.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2012 07:49 PM (dX4hn)

221 That DC tweet was just spray painting over Brown's racism.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 27, 2012 07:51 PM (5TH5k)

222 One thing i must point out, Romney is no Ready for Doodie Kerry.

One other thing I must point out....Barack Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable failure.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 27, 2012 07:51 PM (ovpNn)

223 One thing that gives me pause is that Bush was under 50% right up until the last 2 weeks in 2004, then the undecideds broke to him instead of Kerry..............................True, but the undecideds historically break for the challenger. With the econimic news, eroded civil liberties and smoking embassies, and gas prices etc. etc. that doesn't bode well for Barry. 2004 was an anomoly due to the WOT. This time around it's all about the economy. So they'll go for Romney.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2012 07:54 PM (bXdYS)

224 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2012 07:57 PM (6o4Fb)

225 New NBC/Wall St Journal/Marist polls show Obama with leads in Nevada, New Hampshire and North Carolina.

GAME OVER.

Posted by: Romneylosesbig at September 27, 2012 08:19 PM (HgJZ+)

226 Gerg, kindly go DIAF, mkay?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 27, 2012 08:26 PM (aHR5E)

227 New NBC/Wall St Journal/Marist polls show Obama with leads in Nevada, New Hampshire and North Carolina.



GAME OVER.



Trolls facing inevitable defeat at the ballot box, desperately post to dead threads to avoid rebuttal, move to next dead thread stinking of LOSER. Like a cockroach that runs at the sign of light.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 08:42 PM (0q2P7)

228 Really, greggie, what is your purpose here? Do you think you are demoralizing us? I can assure you, quite the opposite is true.

Posted by: Donna V. at September 27, 2012 08:47 PM (dcIHW)

229 I like to think that when I pull the lever for Romney I'll be symbolically punching Gerg in the sac.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 27, 2012 08:58 PM (aHR5E)

230 Thanks, Jackhole, it was my first Chris Matthews attempt! (and way to make me sound like a dick while sincerely thanking you)

I know this thread is dead, but i only saw your comment a couple of minutes ago...

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at September 27, 2012 09:19 PM (8Mgrk)

231 Usually someone admits that they goofed by posting a personal tweet they meant to post from a personal twitter account from their work twitter account.

This time, nobody admitted that.

Do we know the personal twitter accounts of these people? Find which one has tweets linking to TPM, and that's probably the guilty person.

For a government employee to lie about being hacked should be a federal offense, given the law enforcement resources necessary to confirm/deny the hack. Of course, Eric Holder won't investigate this.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at September 28, 2012 12:42 AM (SsuHB)

232 Anthony Weiner: showed his .dic


The DC Board of Elections and Ethics: showed their ass

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at September 28, 2012 04:30 AM (HNn1q)

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Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 28, 2012 03:38 PM (gsPPG)

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