Steven A. Smith: Criticizing A Black Quarterback's Performance And Sideline Comportment Is Racist

So. Cam Newton had a great rookie season last year and was over-praised, as many rookies with a great (rookie) season are. This year, he's not faring as well.

In a 36-7 loss to the Giants, a team captain chided him for "sulking" on the bench. Obviously, a team leader can't be doing that.

Note that the "Smith" here is also "Steve Smith," but he's not the same Steve A. Smith from the headline. The Smith who gets on Newton hear is a top-flight veteran receiver.

After Newton threw his third interception with 6:36 remaining in the game, backup quarterback Derek Anderson began warming up on the sideline. Anderson came in with about a minute left for the final series.

“I watched D.A. and Jimmy (Clausen), they don't play in 20-something games last year. And they get up and they observe and learn and get those mental reps,” Smith said. “I told him, 'You can get some mental reps or you can sit on that bench and sulk.'”

Smith, a team captain, said he used some “unchoice words” with Newton, who was criticized last year for putting a towel over his head and sitting on the bench at the end of losses.

This is the second time in as many seasons the Panthers' captains have talked to Newton about his demeanor. Offensive linemen Jordan Gross and Ryan Kalil took Newton aside last year and said he needed to bring more positive energy to the huddle.

For what it's worth, Steve Smith (the receiver) is black.

Now, Cam Newton has previously pouted and moped in the previous season, by his own admission. And by his own admission, he said he was a "bad teammate" last season and vowed to do better.

So Steve Smith (the receiver) was getting on him about backsliding on that promise.

So, a Charlotte newspaper ran this editorial cartoon about Newton:

Newton does a Superman pose when he scores, so this parodies that.

So, not really a story here, right? Same old same old: A talented, but callow, rookie is being a bad teammate, perhaps a little selfish, and not really a leader, and is having a sophomore slump, and the local media pounces.

As they always have. The media really only has two stories: YOU'RE FANTASTIC! and YOU'RE HORRIBLE! The middle possibilities -- "You are performing below expectations but not really all that badly" -- just doesn't sell papers, and never has. (Note they are using this non-selling headline with Obama, because the truth of it -- YOU'RE HORRIBLE! -- would crush his chances).

Now this isn't really a story at all. It's boring. I am bored by all I have written above. If you have a life, even a little bit, you are bored by it as well.

But some people find it very, very exciting indeed. ESPN (which is having a banner day) has an idiot named Steve A. Smith who thinks it's... racism.

Actually, he doesn't think it's racism. He's certain of it. He feels it in his bones. And he's angry at white people who attempt to "define" racism for African-Americans. See, only African-Americans can define racism, and they are (or at least one is) defining racism as a Hello Kitty t-shirt cartoon about a black quarterback who has previously been yelled at for mopery by his teammates and has just been taken to task about it by his veteran team-captain black all-time-all-star receiver.

It becomes racism the moment a White Person notices, especially in the South (which is 75% of Steven A. Smith's argument).

Steve Smith (the receiver) can notice that Newton is relapsing into his bad old sulky mopery ways, but you're not allowed to. Because agreeing with Steve Smith, who is black, would be racist, if you're White.

He's permitted to comment, you are not. He has that right based on skin color; your skin color, on the other hand, strips you of that right.

Who's the racist here, again?

Video below. Here's the link.

Punked: Steven A. Smith had a silly article written about him in The Onion -- parodying his insipid "Let's have an argument about everything" schtick -- and he got very angry about the various inaccuracies in the "reportage," not realizing The Onion is fake and so is every story in it.

He rebuts, forcefully, the allegation that he has a 9 year old son and soon will give him "The Argument" (not "The Talk," but "The Argument") about the birds and bees.

"It’s a big milestone in every father-son relationship to sit your child down and dispute his pathetic ideas about the birds and bees,” said Smith, fondly remembering his own father belligerently talking over him when he got the sex argument as a boy. “He’s at that age where he’s starting to hear some things about sex at school, so it’s important for me as a parent to corner him on his logical inconsistencies and force him to admit he doesn’t have the experience to know what the hell he’s talking about.”

So this was an article parodying this jackass' jackass belief in his power to argue every stupid thing that drifts into his cavernous skull, and what did Steven A. Smith do?

He argued about it.

Thanks to JackStraw.


Thanks to @PopinjayRose.

Posted by: Ace at 02:25 PM



Comments

1 Cam Newton. Overrated just like Vick was and is and if you say that you're a racist.

Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2012 02:28 PM (/YJYi)

2 First?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 02:28 PM (0q2P7)

3 Ace, you are so DISRESPECFUL! This is BLASPHEMY! I've showered with Cam Newton....

Posted by: Steven "Tebow Can't Throw" Naismith at September 27, 2012 02:28 PM (sOtz/)

4 Damn!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 02:28 PM (0q2P7)

5 I thought mopery was exposing yourself to a blind person.

Posted by: nitpicker at September 27, 2012 02:29 PM (mJ950)

6 That cartoon is hilarious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 27, 2012 02:29 PM (0muQ0)

7
Stephen A. Smith got punked by the Onion. Bad.

No fool like a race-baiting fool.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 27, 2012 02:30 PM (r5w1L)

8 So you have a black racists on ESPN calling a black receiver a racist for chiding on team mate on the sidelines.


That is the insanity that has been created by our racial laws and PC culture in this country.


Also why pro football sucks foot long wienies.

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 02:30 PM (YdQQY)

9 Seriously though, you're down 24 points in the 4th quarter with little time left and you score a touchdown and do your superman celebration? That's deserving of mockery regardless of your race.

Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2012 02:30 PM (/YJYi)

10 I forgot about the long history of racism involving taunting blacks with hello kitty shirts.

Sorry Steve.

Posted by: DarrenODaly at September 27, 2012 02:31 PM (wDAwT)

11 >>>Seriously though, you're down 24 points in the 4th quarter with little time left and you score a touchdown and do your superman celebration?

did he? I got that sense from the articles but they didn't state that explicitly and I couldn't find video.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2012 02:31 PM (LCRYB)

12 Punked: http://tinyurl.com/9hj25qn

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 27, 2012 02:31 PM (r5w1L)

13
the cartoon is of a Caucasian

are we such scaredy cats these days we can't even draw cartoons of Black people while mocking them??

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:31 PM (jUytm)

14 is the embedded video posting for you guys?

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2012 02:31 PM (LCRYB)

15 This Steve A. Smith character sounds pretty damn tedious.

Posted by: fluffy, tedious fucker at September 27, 2012 02:32 PM (3SvjA)

16 Steven A. Smith is likely the biggest dick on the planet.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2012 02:32 PM (o7GQh)

17 Steven A Smith can't consistently beat Ship Bayless, who has brain damage, in a debate. Enough said.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 27, 2012 02:32 PM (0muQ0)

18
I'm confused. The only thing racial I see is that the cartoon portrays Newton as white?
Huh? Did Chris Matthews draw that?

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at September 27, 2012 02:32 PM (YxaXw)

19 BTW, the Charlotte Observer is just another Democrat PR rag. They all are.

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 02:33 PM (YdQQY)

20 The media does hyperventilate over Newton for some reason. The way they went on and on a couple years ago was over the top. I'm sure he can take whatever comes after dealing with that.

War Eagle!

Posted by: Dave S. at September 27, 2012 02:33 PM (d4o2E)

21
I was a racist critic of Cam Newton before being a racist critic of Cam Newton was cool.

Now that it got all mainstream, I'm like "whatever."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, CEO - Dark Times Solutions, LLC at September 27, 2012 02:33 PM (+JIjV)

22
You can't draw black cartoons. Because then you'd have to draw blackish features, and that would be racist.

So, stay on the safe side and just draw a Caucasian cartoon.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:33 PM (jUytm)

23 I saw Newton's post-game interview and it was really disappointing. I hadn't really seen him speak before, but he's not RGIII, or Tim Tebow for that matter.

Here's hoping RGIII keeps a good head on his shoulders.

Posted by: Y-not at September 27, 2012 02:33 PM (5H6zj)

24 These guys need to give us a List...of "What is Racist" and what isn't.

It's getting too fucking complicated.
They need to publish...and official 'List', so we can know what is 'racist'.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 02:33 PM (l5RhJ)

25 I had forgotten how the slaves in the cotton fields wore Hello Kitty shirts.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2012 02:33 PM (o7GQh)

26 BTW, do we know what color the cartoonist was?

Posted by: Y-not at September 27, 2012 02:34 PM (5H6zj)

27 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:34 PM (8y9MW)

28 I didn't think Cam Newton was all that good last year, either.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:34 PM (8y9MW)

29 Did Chris Matthews draw that?

No, doesn't have jizz splattered all over it.

Posted by: fluffy at September 27, 2012 02:34 PM (3SvjA)

30 It's great how racism has disappeared from the American landscape since we elected our first post-racial president.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 27, 2012 02:34 PM (QKKT0)

31 >> mopery

He exposed himself to a blind person?

Must've been one of the replacement refs.

Posted by: Andy at September 27, 2012 02:34 PM (QMRMM)

32 Steven A. Smith is likely the biggest dick on the planet.


Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2012 02:32 PM (o7GQh)

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You, sir, WILL be hearing from my attorney.

Posted by: Keith Olberman at September 27, 2012 02:34 PM (C8hzL)

33 >>>Seriously though, you're down 24 points in the 4th quarter with little time left and you score a touchdown and do your superman celebration?

did he?

--

Yes, he did.

Posted by: Y-not at September 27, 2012 02:35 PM (5H6zj)

34 Yeah, what ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 27, 2012 02:35 PM (oSFWF)

35 Fuck, just when I was starting to respect Steven A. Smith, he goes full retard.

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2012 02:35 PM (V/U0X)

36 Overrated just like Vick

Dog gone, Vick is bringing the suck this year. I'd feel a lot better if the rookie phenom who won all the pre-season games was enriched with a higher melanin content in his skin, because then I couldn't be called a racist, because I think it's time for Vick to catch some splinters.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at September 27, 2012 02:35 PM (feFL6)

37 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this is so fucking dumb.

Posted by: Z Ryan at September 27, 2012 02:35 PM (U9NWP)

38 14 ...is the embedded video posting for you guys?

No, Ace...not inside the thread.
Out on the main page it is, though...but in here it won't play for me.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 02:35 PM (l5RhJ)

39 did he? I got that sense from the articles but they didn't state that explicitly and I couldn't find video.





Posted by: ace at September 27, 2012 02:31 PM (LCRYB)


Yeah, when the Panthers played the Giants last Thursday he rushed for a touchdown in the 4th quarter. The panthers were down big, I think over 20 points. Even the guys of the NFL network talked about how it was a dumb thing to do.

Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (/YJYi)

40 If some cracker says Obama's on the down-low with me, that's racism. If he actually is on the down-low with me, that's...nice.

Posted by: Reggie at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (DrC22)

41 Excellent post. But it could have been summarized in five words: Leftism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (pmsMR)

42
ESPN and douchebags like Smith have all but ruined sports for me. I really am just done with the whole fucking industry. May it all crash and burn.

Posted by: Jaws at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (4I3Uo)

43 This post is racist

Posted by: The Devil wears Pravda at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (Y5I9o)

44 Steven A. Smith's argument that it is racism in because it is in the South is wrong. Charlotte is 75% people who were not born here and MOSTLY people from northern states.

This doesn't even make sense to me - Steven A. is on Levin's show from time-to-time and he never speaks like this, nor has he struck me as someone to call 'racism' all the time.

Posted by: Pimp with a limp at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (3Uns6)

45 Remember the Aeseop's fable about the "Boy Who Cried Wolf"?

Well, that's how I fell about all these cries of "Racism"!

As far as I'm concerned, after the election of Barack Obama, America has nothing to prove, America has overcome racism and we need to move on to other problems.

Posted by: Boots at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (neKzn)

46 But did they all get their free telephone?

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (YdQQY)

47 That's a vile disgusting hateful cartoon, not worthy of first amendment protections and Roger Goodell condemns everyone involved with it.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (QxSug)

48 11 >>>Seriously though, you're down 24 points in the 4th quarter with little time left and you score a touchdown and do your superman celebration?

did he? I got that sense from the articles but they didn't state that explicitly and I couldn't find video.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2012 02:31 PM (LCRYB)

--Yes, he did. I have Newton on my Moron FFB team so I watched the game closely for his first TD.

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2012 02:37 PM (V/U0X)

49 Is this Steven A. Smith the same Steven A. Smith who does all the basketball talk on ESPN? Because that guy drives me NUTS. His cadence is annoying as hell.

I thought it was pretty silly at the start of the year for expectations to be so high for Cam Newton. He was bound to suffer a sophomore slump; it's almost a guarantee for players who had a phenomenal rookie season to have a much less impressive sophomore season, if for no other reason than the other teams in the league have had a year to gameplan for him. Newton's being a baby. He should have expected the growing pains and either trained extra hard to up his game in the off-season, OR he should be spending extra time in the tape room and on the practice field between games THIS year to improve from week to week. Stephen Smith (the receiver) is 100% right, and while he might drive me nuts sometimes, I respect him as a player.

For Stephen A. Smith (not the receiver) to try and call a simple statement of fact -- Cam's got to stop sulking and start working -- RACISM is flat out idiotic. What about the people calling for Mike "I killed dogs" Vick to be benched in Philly? Are they racist? Were the Titans racist when they dropped whatshisname, who went on to be a backup in Philly until they dropped him there, too? What about Miami, dropping Chad Johnson? Racist?

Stephen A. Smith is a buffoon. Sometimes he makes a good point, but most of the time he's just noise.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 27, 2012 02:37 PM (4df7R)

50 Good leaders understand that they can never falter in front of whom they lead. They have to put their personal feelings aside and project nothing but confidence in the team and their chances to be victorious. It's a good thing he's in a position where he can't do any real harm and not leading troops somewhere.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at September 27, 2012 02:37 PM (0q2P7)

51 Overrated just like Vick.

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Hey.. leave me be.......I dont have a dog in this fight.....

Posted by: Michael Vick at September 27, 2012 02:37 PM (C8hzL)

52 There has never been a QB in the history of QB'ing who, as a highly touted rookie, did not get blasted for not living up to the hype, one way or another.

It would be racist NOT to do it to a black QB.

Same with black Presidents, apparently.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2012 02:37 PM (TOk1P)

53 If we think the cartoon is funny, do we have to give up our phones?

Posted by: red sweater at September 27, 2012 02:37 PM (Xwgt3)

54 His entire argument is ridiculous:

We get to define racism because we're black? So that means we can never criticize anyone who is black because it might be racist.

Fine Steven A. If you want to play that game, never criticize a white person - we'll define it as racism.

Enough of the bullshit.

Posted by: Pimp with a limp at September 27, 2012 02:38 PM (x7g7t)

55
Racism? Sounds like we need affirmative action in the NFL. You know, to redress historical wrongs.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 27, 2012 02:38 PM (U+DUu)

56 Discussion of race in America seem pointless, non-minorities (whatever that means) are so worried about being called racist that they can't engage. But luckily, with time, the accusation is becoming background noise. However, if it's ever directed at a single person, who's disfavored by the regime and its lapdog media, it can still kill.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:38 PM (QxSug)

57 You don't get to define to what I take offense. I see racism in a bowl of Grape Nuts, but you don't get to question my judgement. Hmmm, did he watch the Mohammed video too?

Posted by: no good deed at September 27, 2012 02:38 PM (mjR67)

58 My point being, why do people agree with people like Smith?

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:38 PM (QxSug)

59
Ok, out of lurker mode...

I am so sick of Stephen A. Smith (an admitted Obama voter, who went on Mark Levin's show and apologized for said vote, but will with 99% certainty, vote for him again) and his racist talk. And ESPN is so pathetic because they do the same crap.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 02:39 PM (lAMRW)

60 These guys need to give us a List...of "What is Racist" and what isn't.



It's getting too fucking complicated.

They need to publish...and official 'List', so we can know what is 'racist'.


We have sent via e-mail you a PDF of the list you have requested.

Note: Please check your hard drive to verify you have the necessary disk space for the 8 terabyte file.

Posted by: Racial Advisory Committee at September 27, 2012 02:39 PM (SY2Kh)

61 I actually sat though five minutes of that bullshit--I hate myself!

Posted by: tasker at September 27, 2012 02:39 PM (r2PLg)

62 Was the writer describing Cam Newton or Barak Obama?

Posted by: Pimp with a limp at September 27, 2012 02:39 PM (x7g7t)

63 Mopery is nice. Felony mopery is even better, although nothing beats Kwame Kilpatrick being charged with Aggravated Haberdashery.

A classic: http://minx.cc/?post=258493

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 27, 2012 02:40 PM (QupBk)

64 This racism shit only persists because whites allow it to.

Fuck you Steven A Smith from this cracker.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 02:40 PM (TMB3S)

65 Here's hoping RGIII keeps a good head on his shoulders.

Posted by: Y-not at September 27, 2012 02:33 PM (5H6zj)

--He was a team player at Baylor. He has had his bachelor's for over a year now. Both his parents are in the the military. RGIII will be fine.

Posted by: logprof at September 27, 2012 02:40 PM (V/U0X)

66 Newton's my fantasy's team's QB - if I bench him for my white backup, is that racist? I'm understandably more concerned with appearing not racist then winning.

Posted by: Matt at September 27, 2012 02:40 PM (c4UpU)

67 Only good thing about ESPN is Hannah Storm and Sage Steele in a pudding-drenched wrestling match.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 27, 2012 02:40 PM (eavT+)

68 how about this, black man who sees racism all around him is actually racist against blacks.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:40 PM (QxSug)

69 Steven A. Smith, is, was, and will always be a clown.

He's got one schtick, angry black man.


Posted by: General Woundwort at September 27, 2012 02:40 PM (06lNq)

70 Steven A. Smith is a curious guy. He's a friend of Mark Levin and calls in from time to time.He came across as reasonable the one time I heard him on the show.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (YmPwQ)

71 Newton is out???? Newton is out?????

Posted by: confused ESPN guy at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (HLFzM)

72 Like wtf--does he ever get to a point?

the only thing I got out of it is--the description some guy wrote about Cam Newton makes him sound like the Chucky Schumer of quarterbacks!

(Wait..is that racist!?)

Posted by: tasker at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (r2PLg)

73
Goddamn. It's like they dug poor Trayvon up and flipped him over so they could shoot him on the other side.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, CEO - Dark Times Solutions, LLC at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (+JIjV)

74 I see racism in a bowl of Grape Nuts

I didn't hear a 'Boy' there, Boy.

Posted by: zombie Wizard Euell Gibbons at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (3SvjA)

75 Steve Smith doesn't want to live in a world that lets Tim Tebow live.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (QxSug)

76 Levin and Limbaugh are both jock-sniffers.

Posted by: Henry in Des Moines at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (EuW9O)

77 These people are idiots.

Part of the problem, of course, is that they have to talk about it all the time and, as Ace points out, it's really boring to talk about it all the time. Of course, they can't address that point, or their jobs (since ESPN is only about sports) would just go away.

As would their race-card.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (8y9MW)

78 Smith still isn't as bad as Rob Parker. Parker actually said Kevin Love would suck in the NBA because he was white. But dear God if anyone white criticizes a black athlete?

Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (/YJYi)

79 - if I bench him for my white backup, is that racist?

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Yes.

Benches are made of wood.

Wood comes from trees.

Blacks were hung from trees.

RAAAACIST!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 27, 2012 02:41 PM (C8hzL)

80 Let's not forget, too, that Cam Newton's rookie year was probably helped a lot by the lack of a proper off-season thanks to the lockout. Teams didn't have a chance to gel and prepare before teh season started, so they didn't have a chance to gameplan for him. As the season progressed, everyone was just so busy trying to keep up with themselves that they couldn't keep up with HIM, too. But after a year, with a proper offseason and plenty of offseason study, they've figured him out.

A good quarterback learns and gets better. If he's as good as everyone says he is, he will, too. Otherwise he'll be consigned to the ash heap of history along with every other player who came into the league with promise but never reached their full potential.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 27, 2012 02:42 PM (4df7R)

81 Steven A. Smith's argument that it is racism in because it is in the South is wrong. Charlotte is 75% people who were not born here and MOSTLY people from northern states.

Gawker's started trying to push that Boston is America's most racist city. I think you can figure out why...

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2012 02:42 PM (B/VB5)

82
This actually seems out of character for him. I can't believe he picked the Hello Kitty hill of institutional racism to die on. When he got to "you could be right, BUT" I knew he was in trouble. You seriously can't hold people responsible for the unforseen reaction to the racist subtext ofHello Kitty. That's a bridge way too far.

Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2012 02:42 PM (sOtz/)

83 If he were an actor people would accuse Stephen A. Smith of 'chewing the scenery'. In a long roundabout way he says that this cartoon could be construed as being racist but he's not saying that it is.

Posted by: CozMark at September 27, 2012 02:42 PM (WAHqd)

84
I want someone to ask Joke Biden what the Obama doctrine is.

Remember that nonsense 4 years ago from Chuckles Gibson?

I know Biden can't answer it because there is no "Obama doctrine" aside from lying and wealth redistribution.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:42 PM (jUytm)

85 Now this isn't really a story at all. It's boring. I am bored by all I have written above. If you have a life, even a little bit, you are bored by it as well.

___

All true, but it does give one a reason to procrastinate the work waiting on one's desk.

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2012 02:43 PM (jm/9g)

86 Cam Newton was awesome for my fantasy team last year, single handedly kept me alive while the rest of my team got injured. Unlike Vick, who is just killing me this year. Might explain why Newton is so highly regarded. Yeah, the Panthers may have been6-10, but how many fantasy team owners were singing his praises for rushing for 14 TDs as a QB?

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 27, 2012 02:43 PM (8J5Ck)

87 I'm reminded of this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BkIh1R5utY

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 27, 2012 02:43 PM (rlba9)

88 Black y'all, and I'm black y'all, and I'm blackity black and I'm BLACK y'all

Posted by: CB4 at September 27, 2012 02:43 PM (60GaT)

89
I'm so fucking glad he had a whole day to think about this topic to make sure he got everything sorted out and exactly, articulately, right.

Posted by: Z Ryan at September 27, 2012 02:43 PM (U9NWP)

90 it's less confusing if you call him Screamin' A. Smith

Posted by: PR at September 27, 2012 02:44 PM (KHo8t)

91 59
Ok, out of lurker mode...

I am so sick of Stephen A. Smith (an admitted Obama voter, who went on Mark Levin's show and apologized for said vote, but will with 99% certainty, vote for him again) and his racist talk. And ESPN is so pathetic because they do the same crap.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 02:39 PM (lAMRW)


_______________

You know what? It's all he's got.

(Cue scene from An Officer and A Gentleman)

Posted by: tasker at September 27, 2012 02:44 PM (r2PLg)

92 on Rush, "You Just Need Reeducation," lolz

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:44 PM (QxSug)

93 60....They need to publish...an official 'List', so we can know what is 'racist'.
We have sent via e-mail you a PDF of the list you have requested.Note: Please check your hard drive to verify you have the necessary disk space for the 8 terabyte file.

Posted by: Racial Advisory Committee at September 27, 2012 02:39 PM (SY2Kh)

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Thanks.
Reading through it now....

Woah. I had no idea that 'looking sideways'at a black person....was "Racist!"
And 'breathing in the same air'....is also racist?
Wow.
This is so helpful.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 02:45 PM (l5RhJ)

94
that's one of Rush's best parodies ever

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:45 PM (jUytm)

95 Stephen A Smith is a proud graduate of a 99% black college. He knows racism when he sees it. And even when he doesn't.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2012 02:45 PM (HethX)

96 The reason Cam is flailing this year can be summed up in one word : sorcery.

Posted by: Steven A Smith at September 27, 2012 02:46 PM (0muQ0)

97 You seriously can't hold people responsible for the unforseen reaction to the racist subtext ofHello Kitty. That's a bridge way too far.
Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2012 02:42 PM (sOtz/)


If you want to take it to the literal extreme, by deeming Hello Kitty racist, Steven A. Smith is being racist against the Japanese. You know Hello Kitty is one of their goodwill ambassadors? They love them some Hello Kitty in Nippon.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 27, 2012 02:46 PM (4df7R)

98 And 'breathing in the same air'....is also racist?

Just wait 'til you get later in the list. "breathing different air" is on there, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:46 PM (8y9MW)

99 Aside from the actual games, ESPN is unwatchable.

Posted by: boniface ballers at September 27, 2012 02:46 PM (l3RZ9)

100 There's too many fucking Steve Smith's in the fucking post!

Posted by: joncelli L. Jackson at September 27, 2012 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

101 @94, I know right?

it was dense with great mindthoughts.

Srsly needs to be Romney's new campaign song.

The dead ambassador just another bump in the road.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:47 PM (QxSug)

102 This isn't as bad as during the preseason, when Skip Bayless claimed that there would be a lot of pressure to take RGIII out if he was underperforming and replace him with Kirk Cousins because the Redskins have a predominantly white fan base (???) and would rally to have the white guy go in there and suceed. Thatmay have been the most asinine argument in the history of ESPN First Take (basically the Bayless and Stephen A. show), and that's saying a lot.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 27, 2012 02:47 PM (8J5Ck)

103 Wait, last night I found out Hello Kitty hates Jews, now it's racist, too? I'm gonna have to spend thousands buying new toys and clothes for my child. This is SO disappointing.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 27, 2012 02:47 PM (w3NxV)

104
Did Steven A. Smith get a free phone ... that is the burning issue?

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 27, 2012 02:48 PM (GvYeG)

105
I think Jim Smith and Steve Smith are the two most popular names in the US.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:48 PM (jUytm)

106 And 'breathing in the same air'....is also racist?Just wait 'til you get later in the list. "breathing different air" is on there, too.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:46 PM (8y9MW)


In fact, if you skip ahead a little more, you'll see that "breathing, period" is on there as well.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 27, 2012 02:48 PM (4df7R)

107 Will you just STFU?

We're dedicating a whole segment on PTI to kissing Obama's ass!

Posted by: Mike Wilbon at September 27, 2012 02:48 PM (V/U0X)

108 Didn't Steve Smith also used to play drums for Journey?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 02:49 PM (8J5St)

109 I occasionally say that might daughter is really good at knowing whose turn it is to do something, as long as its her turn.

Stephen A Smith is as accurate about racism as my 3 yr old daughter is about whose turn it is to do something.

As long as the answer is "it's racist" he's got a 100% chance of being correct. On the other hand, if it isn't really racist, he's got a 0% chance.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:49 PM (8y9MW)

110 You can find Steven A. Smith's calls to Mark Levin on youtube.

Posted by: Brisco_County at September 27, 2012 02:50 PM (XOy/e)

111 Can we convince Steve Smith to kick the shit out of Steven A. Smith? Please?

Posted by: Fritz at September 27, 2012 02:50 PM (vm7ot)

112

no, that was Steven Tyler, who also lost both his arms in a car accident

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:50 PM (jUytm)

113
@107
Will you just STFU?

We're dedicating a whole segment on PTI to kissing Obama's ass!Posted by: Mike Wilbon at September 27, 2012 02:48 PM (V/U0X)LOL! One of the biggest offenders!

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 02:50 PM (lAMRW)

114 I haven't put this to a rigorous test, but I have noticed that people with "Fast" names -- I think Ssssteve Ssssmith qualifies -- tend to actually be fast.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2012 02:50 PM (LCRYB)

115 Didn't Steve Smith also used to play drums for Journey?

Until he spontaneouly combusted, yes.

Posted by: fluffy Tufnel at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (3SvjA)

116 no that was Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (LCRYB)

117 45 Remember the Aeseop's fable about the "Boy Who Cried Wolf"? ---
But was it a BLACK wolf?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (kzejo)

118 *sigh* "might" = "my"

I'm not even going to pretend to know how that happened.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (8y9MW)

119 What about Steven Naismith?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (+Ji6N)

120 Skip Bayless claimed that there would be a lot of pressure to take RGIII out if he was underperforming and replace him with Kirk Cousins because the Redskins have a predominantly white fan base (???) and would rally to have the white guy go in there and suceed.

----

ROTFLMAO. Has he ever watched a game?

Posted by: Y-not at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (5H6zj)

121 Enough football talk, where's my Obama phone?

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (UZQM8)

122 Or families with missile nicknames, they're fast too. Although they fade quickly.

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (QxSug)

123 Robert Griffin III > Cam newton

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 27, 2012 02:51 PM (E2nc5)

124 I was so confused until I realized there were two Steve Smiths.

Posted by: LIGuy at September 27, 2012 02:52 PM (+usC4)

125 the cartoon is of a Caucasian



are we such scaredy cats these days we can't even draw cartoons of Black people while mocking them??





Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:31 PM (jUytm)


That was exactly my thought. Why draw a white player when Newton isn't?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2012 02:52 PM (1Jaio)

126
you're thinking of Mike Nesbit from The Monkees

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:52 PM (jUytm)

127 some help for ace:
http://tinyurl.com/c59lutr

Posted by: joeindc44 will vote Obama based on a D+20 internal poll at September 27, 2012 02:52 PM (QxSug)

128 Robert Griffin III > Cam newton

This. Oh, so this.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:52 PM (8y9MW)

129 Didn't Steve Smith also used to play drums for Journey?

---

Yep, but then he shaved his head and now he plays jazz fusion.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 27, 2012 02:52 PM (aHR5E)

130
Stephen A Smith ‏@stephenasmith

I've seen the tweets re my remarks on Cam. Let me be clear: I DON'T REGRET A DAMN THING I SAID. Meant every word of it. Every single word.





*drops the mike*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 27, 2012 02:52 PM (kdS6q)

131 Steven A. Smith is likely the biggest dick on the planet.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2012 02:32 PM (o7GQh)
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No contest.

Posted by: Peter North at September 27, 2012 02:53 PM (jucos)

132 119 What about Steven Naismith?

He was great in 'Planet of the Apes'.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 02:53 PM (l5RhJ)

133 Crazy Phone Lady thinks that Steven A. Smith is an ignorant douchebag.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at September 27, 2012 02:53 PM (VtjlW)

134 ESPN Smith really REALLY hates Tim Tebow

you shoulda heard the prick last year- every day it was 'aw HELL no he's not a quarterback'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2012 02:53 PM (8sCoq)

135 Uta Pippig, now there's a name that flies. Usain Bolt is just too on-the-nose.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2012 02:53 PM (HethX)

136 steve smith is also the name of the son on American Dad

Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2012 02:53 PM (I2LwF)

137
Why draw a white player when Newton isn't?

Because Cam Newton is...




...



the Prophet Mohammed!

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 02:54 PM (jUytm)

138 I went to middle school with a kid named Steve Smith. He was the most nondescript person I've ever known.

He was too plain even to be teased.

Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2012 02:54 PM (I2LwF)

139 Agent Smith's first name is Steve.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 02:54 PM (8J5St)

140 #108

Indeed. Now, what do you know about Greg Rollie and Ross Valerie?

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at September 27, 2012 02:54 PM (RRbuy)

141 Who?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2012 02:54 PM (CdCPN)

142 OT, but the best car advertisement ever? So much T&A, morons won't even notice the car.

http://tinyurl.com/d5b2f8f

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 02:55 PM (QB3JR)

143 That was exactly my thought. Why draw a white player when Newton isn't?

Well, the picture just says, "Panthers." So I suspect it's mocking the Panthers generally, but also spoofing on Scam Newton's posturing as the most obviously mock-worthy thing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:55 PM (8y9MW)

144 The team name "Knickerbockers" should be outlawed and stricken from the dictionary.

Posted by: Steven A Smith at September 27, 2012 02:55 PM (0muQ0)

145 I like watching the NFL. But I'm not a fan. All professional sports have become mirror images of Baraka's amerikka.

Posted by: Soona at September 27, 2012 02:55 PM (1/RDD)

146 Uta Pippig, the poop chick

Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2012 02:55 PM (I2LwF)

147 The reason Cam is being mocked is for doing his stupid superman celebration while his team was down 3 touchdowns. He did it to get the fans into the game but it looked ridiculous.

For those saying we're racist against Cam Newton they need to explain the phenomenon of Jay Cutler.

Posted by: soren at September 27, 2012 02:55 PM (qkvua)

148 some help for ace:

Ever seen ace and 50% photographed together?

Think about it!!

Posted by: fluffy at September 27, 2012 02:56 PM (3SvjA)

149 ESPN must have a lot of time to burn.. I couldn't sit thru that wholew stupid screed of his.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 27, 2012 02:56 PM (f9c2L)

150 Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 02:55 PM (QB3JR)

NSFW?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 02:56 PM (8y9MW)

151 Tim Tebow really isn't a quarterback. He's an H-back who occasionally gets a run-pass option.

Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2012 02:56 PM (I2LwF)

152 16 Steven A. Smith is likely the biggest dick on the planet.

No wait....according to the "Official List of What Is Racist", that is racist.
Because, you know...black guys supposedly have big dicks.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 02:56 PM (l5RhJ)

153 Slightly related, but the local sports radio had a guy from the Bills office on for a chat this morning. Being hyperventilating media pantswetters, the hosts had been jabbering all morning about how horrid the replacement refs were and how amazing it was going to be now that the "real" refs would be back. They then asked this guy from the Bills how happy he was now that all was well in the officiating world again. You could almost hear the crestfallen expression on their stupid fucking faces when Bills dude basically says he never gives two shits about the refs, and thinks about them, as he does about other things he can't control, for maybe a minute a day, tops.

I chortled.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 27, 2012 02:56 PM (+Ji6N)

154
2 Steve Smiths, 1 Cup

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 02:56 PM (8J5St)

155 I thought Steve Smith was the full name of "Erkel."

Posted by: tasker at September 27, 2012 02:57 PM (r2PLg)

156 OT, but the best car advertisement ever? So much TA, morons won't even notice the car.


That totally reminds me of that Dustin Hoffman (?) movie where he plays an ad exec that goes crazy. He writes an ad for Porsche or something that goes like "If you buy a Porsche, you'll get handjobs from hundreds of beautiful women."

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 27, 2012 02:57 PM (mcWHD)

157 It's PG13 at worst Allen. No actual nudity.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 02:57 PM (QB3JR)

158 When I die, I'll know I'm in hell if I'm forced to listen to a never-ending conversation between Skip Bayless and Steven A. Smith.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 27, 2012 02:58 PM (4df7R)

159 Is one of these the sameSteve Smithwho ran the McCain campaign into the ground?

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 27, 2012 02:58 PM (8J5Ck)

160 Hello Kitty's parent company built weapons during WWII. Weapons used against black soldiers.

Posted by: Steven A Smith at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (0muQ0)

161
I didn't read most of the post because I have a life, but I kind of hate when anyone refers to the South as a bastion of racism.

The South is the only part of the country that isn't totally segregated, and where black and white people actually do things together.

Posted by: MJ at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (TR60b)

162 Can one of you please explain this to me...honestly? I am a black femaleand I am really trying to figure out where the hell all this racism against blacks is coming from. It has got to be sooo exhausting being this sensitive and pissed off about criticism every damn day. I am pissed off...about the fact that a group of people are voting for a person just because he happens to share one-half of the same race with them..and not even that. The man doesn't give a damn what happens to anyone, other than his immediate family and they are nothing but a bunch of damn grifters. I am sooo sick and ashamed of what has become of blacks in the country. Sigh..

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (lAMRW)

163 Gawker's started trying to push that Boston is America's most racist city. I think you can figure out why...

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2012 02:42 PM (B/VB5)

Boston has always been one of the more racist towns in the country (especially the Garden) when it comes to sports

Posted by: The Dude at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (tw6Ar)

164 >OT, but the best car advertisement ever? So much TA, morons won't even notice the car.


that will never air in this country

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (8sCoq)

165 Steven A. Smith is a fucktard.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (ZPrif)

166 it's awesome, but will never run here

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2012 03:00 PM (8sCoq)

167 158
When I die, I'll know I'm in hell if I'm forced to listen to a
never-ending conversation between Skip Bayless and Steven A. Smith.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 27, 2012 02:58 PM (4df7R)

Dude, even I'm not that cruel.

Posted by: Lucifer at September 27, 2012 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

168 This would have been a good place to insert Ann Coulter.

Love her or hate her, she sure does make liberals lose their shit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2012 03:01 PM (piMMO)

169 Fucking ampersands. How do they work?

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 03:01 PM (QB3JR)

170 Aw man, you guys, I'm actually a Cam fan. He had a good week 2, one more good game and people will forget all about this.

Posted by: JDTAY at September 27, 2012 03:01 PM (a0nis)

171 Chick: The cries of racism are not intended for black people. They are intended to keep guilty white people on the plantation.

Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2012 03:01 PM (I2LwF)

172
ESPN Smith really REALLY hates Tim Tebow

you shoulda heard the prick last year- every day it was 'aw HELL no he's not a quarterback'


Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2012 02:53 PM (8sCoq)



Funny how the raw hatred directed at Tebow was based on his playing. (yeah right) But this, of course, is racism

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2012 03:02 PM (1Jaio)

173 Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (lAMRW)


****

Where the hell did you get that hashtag?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2012 03:02 PM (piMMO)

174 No, we'll never see the commercial here, it's from Amsterdam. But I knew the horde would love it.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 03:02 PM (QB3JR)

175 Steven A. Smith is a fair, balanced and insightful commentator.

Posted by: Nobody, Ever at September 27, 2012 03:02 PM (I2LwF)

176 OT, but the best car advertisement ever? So much TA, morons won't even notice the car.


You had me at T and A


I kind of like watching Skip and Steven A. Smith go at it because I'm convinced that one of them is going to stroke out on air. My money's on Smith.


Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at September 27, 2012 03:03 PM (VtjlW)

177 I haven't put this to a rigorous test, but I have noticed that people with "Fast" names -- I think Ssssteve Ssssmith qualifies -- tend to actually be fast.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2012 02:50 PM (LCRYB)
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I don't really know what you are trying to say but I am pretty sure it is racist.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 27, 2012 03:03 PM (jucos)

178
@173

Where the hell did you get that hashtag?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2012 03:02 PM (piMMO)

I just noticed it. LOL! Now if I can keep it...

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 03:03 PM (lAMRW)

179 Hmm.... then by this 'Commentators' definition, WE the White folks of America, can also DECIDE what is Racist, AGAINST US.

And Blacks, can't say a thing about it....

And I find, as a White Male, that this fool's Racist outrage, is RACIST in and of itself... becuase it says I can't do somthing, based upon the Color of MY Skin...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2012 03:03 PM (lZBBB)

180 >No, we'll never see the commercial here, it's from Amsterdam. But I knew the horde would love it.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 03:02 PM (QB3JR)


Oh, I bookmarked it for later

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 27, 2012 03:04 PM (8sCoq)

181
Obama turned me into a newt...

















with AIDS.

Posted by: The U.S. Economy at September 27, 2012 03:04 PM (jUytm)

182 I heard Obama is going to give an inspirational speech to Cam Newton and turn his season around.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 27, 2012 03:04 PM (8J5Ck)

183 OT, but the best car advertisement ever? So much TA, morons won't even notice the car.



http://tinyurl.com/d5b2f8f


I think I'll put from 0:24 to0:29 on a loop.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 27, 2012 03:04 PM (+Ji6N)

184 It's PG13 at worst Allen. No actual nudity.

Okay. It's just always better to check around here...

Aw man, you guys, I'm actually a Cam fan.

I'm sorry. But there's still time to change.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (8y9MW)

185 Remember when Steven A. Smith went to New Orleans after Katrina to do his FoxNews show? That was sumthin'.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (QB3JR)

186 This is why sportswriters/commentators are excruciatingly PC. You’re always one opinion away from losing your job via the modern McCarthyism of the “racist” label.

Howard Cosell was a vocal civil rights supporter, but one excited remark about a swift receiver (“That little monkey can run!”) put him in the crosshairs and forced him to grovel before the NAACP. (No one cared that he used the same line on white receivers.)

And isn’t Jake “Whiney Bad Attitude “Cutler white?

Posted by: CJ at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (9KqcB)

187 Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (lAMRW)
___
Last night I was listening to RedEye Radio, they had a guest on named Dr. Oliver McGee. He is an engineer who wrote a book about how he became a Republican in the age of Obama - Jumping the Aisle.
he's got a dynamic website, olivermcgee dot org

full of possibility and potential instead of resignation to the fact of staying on Uncle Sam's Plantation.

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (jm/9g)

188 Cam is fun to watch... throw interceptions....

People need to realize that both Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless say bullshit in order to generate ratings.

Posted by: soren at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (qkvua)

189 "Backslide" is now a racist term. "Backslide" is like "backwards". Kris Kross wore their clothes backwards. Kris Kross were black. Therefore, racism.

I cracked the code!

Posted by: Karusky at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (dO4L7)

190 I'd say Romo sucks, but I can't because I'm not George Lopez.

Posted by: PR at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (KHo8t)

191 "Ace, you are so DISRESPECFUL! This is BLASPHEMY! I've showered with Cam Newton...."

So did I...

Posted by: Jerry S. at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (3bycJ)

192 This is nothing more than an addendum to Steven A. Smith's rant about how black quarterbacks coming to the NFL are being forced to change their high school/college style of play (option and/or roll out) to the NFL style of play (pro set), instead of the team changing their offense to work around the quarterback's developed talent.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (kqqGm)

193
@187

Last night I was listening to RedEye Radio, they had a guest on named Dr. Oliver McGee. He is an engineer who wrote a book about how he became a Republican in the age of Obama - Jumping the Aisle.
he's got a dynamic website, olivermcgee dot org

full of possibility and potential instead of resignation to the fact of staying on Uncle Sam's Plantation.Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2012 03:05 PM (jm/9g) I heard the interview this morning when I went to the gym (4:30am). Maybe I need to be patient that some are getting it; just seems like the few are being crushed by the many.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (lAMRW)

194 I want my phucking phree phucking phone right phucking now!

Posted by: Samual Phucking Jackson at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (CZrbJ)

195 For a while, I couldn't tell Michael Jackson and Muammar Qadaffi apart. Does that make me racist?

Posted by: no good deed at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (mjR67)

196 Skip Bayless called Troy Aikman gay in his book and then never showed up at Valley Ranch again which is kind of faggy of him.

Posted by: PR at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (KHo8t)

197 Quick Philly point on Raaaaacism.

A friend went on some tear about Philly fans and their racism because Vick was the quarterback.

I pointed out that the Eagles had started a black quarterback in over 80% of the games going back ** 20 ** years to Randall Cunningham's first season. When Ron Jaworski was playing.

And that last year the Eagles had a black starting quarterback and a black back-up quarterback.

At which point I was told to shut up.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (RuUvx)

198 ZOMG outrage.

Posted by: Jon at September 27, 2012 03:09 PM (t1NLo)

199 Hello Kitty is Japanese. The Japanese are among the world's most racist people. Ergo, racist cartoon.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 27, 2012 03:10 PM (27N32)

200 “Ugh. My people live on this land long before paleface come from across
Big Water; we practice jurisprudence according to word of Great Spirit,
not recognize stains on big white leaf that Paleface call his ‘laws’.
Ugh.”

Posted by: Liz W at September 27, 2012 03:10 PM (e8kgV)

201 I had Newton on my F.F. chamoionship team last year but not this year... because he is black or something.

This year at QB, I have RG3 and Vick.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 27, 2012 03:11 PM (C2//T)

202 SCAM Newton didn't give me my free phone so fu(k him homefry!

Posted by: obama voter at September 27, 2012 03:11 PM (RGgMp)

203
Answered the 3rd poll so far today. Normally I wouldn't bother but I figure some enthusiasm helps this year.

Getting a bit bothersome though, day after day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 27, 2012 03:12 PM (l3vZN)

204 163 Gawker's started trying to push that Boston is America's most racist city. I think you can figure out why... Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2012 02:42 PM (B/VB5) Boston has always been one of the more racist towns in the country (especially the Garden) when it comes to sports
Posted by: The Dude at September 27, 2012 02:59 PM (tw6Ar)

The Bruins had the first black player in the NHL andCeltics players likeBill Russell, Dennis Johnson, Robert Parishwere revered and Paul Pierce is probably one of thefive most popular athletes in the city right now.

The Red Sox were the ones that really carried that reputation, they were the last MLB team to integrate.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 27, 2012 03:12 PM (8J5Ck)

205 ZOMG! I did it again! Muffin and gerbil in the bung hole! I just got out of the hospital this morning from the last time!

Posted by: Jon at September 27, 2012 03:13 PM (/YJYi)

206 Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (lAMRW)
___
Yes and with the current financial crises being endured by so many, it is tempting for people of any race to be seduced into a lifetime of dependency. That's why we really need a leader who knows how to get the wheels of our economy turning again.

(I liked how at the end McGee said he envisioned a future built on the pillars of Capital, Technology and Competition.)

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2012 03:13 PM (jm/9g)

207 Marcuse Lives.

Posted by: BuddyPC at September 27, 2012 03:13 PM (nXICX)

208 Whut?

Obama is now giving speeches about how he refuses to believe we are all so different: That we have more in common than the "pundits" would have us believe.

RUFKM?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2012 03:13 PM (piMMO)

209 I'm sure all talking heads on ESPN are sub-retarded.

There is certainly not that much to say about kid's games.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 27, 2012 03:13 PM (xAtAj)

210 Steve Smith wasn't fit to carry Aynsley Dunbar's drum tuning key.

Yeah, I think 'Look Into The Future' is the best Journey album evah! Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 27, 2012 03:15 PM (DLu2s)

211 Much as I appreciate the hat tip, ace, that was some other moron who sent you that Steven A. Smith follow up not me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 03:15 PM (TMB3S)

212 He should have just given him a hug.... or maybe some special sports drink?

Posted by: Butters at September 27, 2012 03:15 PM (lZBBB)

213 SCREAMIN A. Smith is a FUCKTARD! always has been always will be

Posted by: Evilpens at September 27, 2012 03:15 PM (ck76k)

214 Calling someone immature and pouty is racist? Hell, I've been saying that about Barry O for years, so I must be...republican.

Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2012 03:15 PM (bAGA/)

215 So, if pointing out that Scam Newton is a whiny little punk makes you a racist...

What does reminding everyone of the fact that Scam Newton got run out of the University of Florida for stealing a laptop, and then let his dear old Dad shake down the University of Auburn for $250,000 to get him to play there make me?

Posted by: Kansas Gman at September 27, 2012 03:15 PM (u4a/I)

216 Football. There's no crying in football! Wait wrong sport and wrong sex...

Posted by: the pink not panicking, but I hate the MSM,about one poll formerly known as the hobbit Donna at September 27, 2012 03:16 PM (9+ccr)

217
@206

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2012 03:13 PM (jm/9g)

I agree it was a good interview, although he did mention something about "high-speed rail". But I know he was talking about well into the future, but I am no fan of that. Still, he had some good ideas. I will have to check his website out.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 03:16 PM (lAMRW)

218 ZOMG! I was putting my flesh light behind my Obama poster that I cut the mouth out of and it ripped!

Posted by: Jon at September 27, 2012 03:17 PM (/YJYi)

219 201 I had Newton on my F.F. chamoionship team last year but not this year... because he is black or something. This year at QB, I have RG3 and Vick.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 27, 2012 03:11 PM (C2//T)

Same boat as me, Newton last year, Vick this year. I got the other rookie (Luck) ready to take over the top spot from Vick, clearly because of race.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 27, 2012 03:18 PM (8J5Ck)

220 Here's what he said:

You might be right, but…if you are not an African American, you don’t get to make that call on what we should and should not be sensitive to.

To quote the great Andrew B.: Fuck. You.

Men your age, who grew up after the Civil Rights movement and way after Jim Crow, no longer get to use that rhetorical crutch: 'I'm know I'm right because I'm black.' Take the training wheels off and pedal into civil discourse like a big boy.

Isn't accusing someone of racism today about as damaging to one's reputation and career as accusing someone as communism in the 1950s? And the target, if he is white, is not allowed to defend himself? Ain't gonna happen, son.

Posted by: CJ at September 27, 2012 03:18 PM (9KqcB)

221
Obama loves and respects us all people equally...

if you support him.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 03:18 PM (jUytm)

222 Wow! Thought this was a book or movie review at first!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at September 27, 2012 03:18 PM (izA2D)

223 This just in: Shep Smith credits Obama for the referees coming back.

Posted by: Nobody, Ever at September 27, 2012 03:18 PM (I2LwF)

224 198 Jon, you angry are a lot. Hit the gym for a bit. You are going to stroke out.

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 27, 2012 03:19 PM (GvYeG)

225 Democrats: Loving Abortion and Hating White People Since 1973!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 27, 2012 03:19 PM (ZPrif)

226
@215

Posted by: Kansas Gman at September 27, 2012 03:15 PM (u4a/I)

I am still pissed about that one, and I am a USC (Trojans not Gamecocks) fan and am living through the Reggie Bush crap. The NCAA is a joke!

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 03:19 PM (lAMRW)

227 Can one of you please explain this to me...honestly? I am a black
female and I am really trying to figure out where the hell all this
racism against blacks is coming from.


What was taught to me- and I imagine most kids who attended college in the last 20 years- can be summed up by the following:

1. All white people are by definition racist because their history of oppressing minorities.
2. Black people are incapable off racism, because they are the oppressed victims.
3. All problems within the black community are the result of racism.
4. Since racism is exclusively a white problem, only whites can solve the problems within the black community.

It's absurd, and these attitudes have (as intended) resulted in a semi-permanent black underclass. After all, why even try to get ahead in life? It's not your fault if you're not successful, it's the fault of white racism, and whites owe it you (obviously I don't mean you personally) to solve your problems for you with no effort or changes required by you.

The race hustlers and elites who need a government-dependent class of voters NEED racism (or more accurately the perception of racism) for the plan to work. So, they find it.

It's the same tactic that dictators have used for eons to distract their subjects- create an enemy (real or imagined), then blame said enemy for any and all problems. It remains effective because human nature is such that it's very attractive and easy to blame The Other rather than one's self.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 27, 2012 03:20 PM (SY2Kh)

228 208 Whut?Obama is now giving speeches about how he refuses to believe we are all so different: That we have more in common than the "pundits" would have us believe.RUFKM?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2012 03:13 PM (piMMO)

If he's trying to recreate his moment from the 2004 DNC, he must not feel very good about where he stands right now. That just reeks of desperation.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 27, 2012 03:20 PM (8J5Ck)

229 So Rush was right about Donovan McNabb, then?

Posted by: Firing the Hello Kitty Guy in The White House in November at September 27, 2012 03:20 PM (RRueh)

230 If he's trying to recreate his moment from the 2004 DNC, he must not
feel very good about where he stands right now. That just reeks of
desperation.


***

Why, yes. Yes it does.


tee hee

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2012 03:21 PM (piMMO)

231 64 This racism shit only persists because whites allow it to.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 02:40 PM (TMB3S)

When I pointed this out four years ago--in the context of Jesse Jackson's shakedowns of corporations and the fact that cable news continually pays JJ and Al Sharpton and has for years--I got accused of saying that it was the *fault* of white people that some blacks play the race card against them. (I referred to that notion as "rapist logic.")

If there's one good thing about the overplaying of the race-card, it's this: it has served to almost eradicate white-guilt. And that's good for everyone.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 27, 2012 03:21 PM (VSfsH)

232 Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (lAMRW)

Have faith, IBTC! Why, at the HQ alone we've got baldilocks and chique d'afrique, and I'm sure a fair few others of the black persuasion, who post regularly and know what's what. We've got Allen West and Tim Scott in Congress and Mia Love on her way there. We've got Clarence Thomas and Thomas Sowell. Conservative republicans are sitting pretty so far as bridging that racial divide (that's really only still a divide because the regressives have framed it as one for so very long).

Without the media gatekeepers filtering all the information that ALL races and ethnicities access these days, I think folks will be surprised how different the political landscape is going to look from a black perspective in ten or fifteen years. I honestly believe that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 27, 2012 03:22 PM (4df7R)

233 So Rush was right about Donovan McNabb, then?


****

He was always right about Donovan McNabb.

In other news, Jimmy the Greek still fucked dead.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 27, 2012 03:24 PM (piMMO)

234 This just in: Shep Smith credits Obama for the referees coming back. also for getting the Gerbil out of his rectum

Posted by: Evilpens at September 27, 2012 03:24 PM (ck76k)

235 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2012 03:25 PM (6o4Fb)

236 SCam Newton is like a little punk on the playground. He's a big man when he wins, and a sulky little nancy boy when he loses. al-Obama with a football.

Posted by: Havedash at September 27, 2012 03:25 PM (F0WNa)

237 Who is Cam New-in?

Posted by: bobbymike at September 27, 2012 03:25 PM (wJSZn)

238
@227

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 27, 2012 03:20 PM (SY2Kh)

Thank you. That about lines up with what I was taught while attending UCLA as a 30-something year old. I had so many arguments with the professors it was ridiculous. And mind you, this is a taxpayer funded university, so these professors are being paid to spit this garbage out.

I am always pointing out to be that blacks are the most racist group of people in the United States now. Naturally, that doesn't go over well.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at September 27, 2012 03:26 PM (lAMRW)

239 Much as I appreciate the hat tip, ace, that was some other moron who sent you that Steven A. Smith follow up not me.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 03:15 PM (TMB3S)


---------------------------------------------


And you waited until comment #211 to point this out?

Posted by: Soona at September 27, 2012 03:26 PM (cCfZq)

240 What a disappointment... I often like Stephen A Smith's comments on Fox.

Posted by: Baldy at September 27, 2012 03:28 PM (opS9C)

241 Newsflash: Panetta finally admits that the attack in Libya was clearly a terrorist attack.

Most transparent administration ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 03:28 PM (TMB3S)

242 If there's one good thing about the overplaying of the race-card, it's this: it has served to almost eradicate white-guilt. And that's good for everyone.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 27, 2012 03:21 PM (VSfsH)


---------------------------------------------------


I guess we'll find out Nov 6th, won't we?

Posted by: Soona at September 27, 2012 03:28 PM (cCfZq)

Posted by: CozMark at September 27, 2012 03:29 PM (gYPAF)

244 Glad you delurked, I Be That Chick. Happy to make your acquaintance.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at September 27, 2012 03:29 PM (i2Lsf)

245 >>And you waited until comment #211 to point this out?

I read ace's updates as thoroughly as he reads the comments. Every now and then one slips by.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 03:31 PM (TMB3S)

246 My working world is about as diverse (on the surface) as the diversity mavens could possibly want. What has been interesting to me, as an insider/outsider, is to observe the differences between what people say they believe, and how they behave.

I have the privelege of being around some very smart people, some of them female, some of them black, and some both. What I see is a significant degree of conservative behavior coming from the same people who spout the most stridently liberal words.

So I've learned not to talk politics. We simply discuss how we live, and are able to agree and get along quite well.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2012 03:32 PM (TOk1P)

247
It's the Limbaugh-McNabb thing all over again.
This time, they don't have Rush to pin the white devil horns on....but by golly, they'll find SOMEONE.
This shit's really getting old. These people aren't for ending racism. They're for perpetualizing it.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at September 27, 2012 03:33 PM (GazqK)

248 I had a roommate in college named Steve Smith. And a drinking buddy back home was a different Steve Smith. I'd guess >1% of the US population is named Steve Smith.

Posted by: Chris M at September 27, 2012 03:34 PM (b3vSq)

249 This thread needs pictures of cheerleaders with pointy elbows. Carolina Panther cheerleaders would be nice.

Posted by: random poster what posts at random at September 27, 2012 03:34 PM (/NCOu)

250 wheatie:

"These guys need to give us a List...of "What is Racist" and what isn't.

"It's getting too fucking complicated."

Despite the Racial Advisory Committee's eight terabyte file, I disagree. It's not complicated, viewed a certain way:

It depends on who says it, not on what's said.

Lefties, including white lefties, using explicitly racist epithets or caricature to describe black conservatives, or just any black public figure who in any way undermines a liberal? Not racist. You wanting President Obama not to be reelected? Racism doesn't come any clearer than that.

Posted by: JPS at September 27, 2012 03:34 PM (vvTVi)

251 You can use the reverse 'if Bush would have done this' test.
What if Tebow was black. You think theywould not be crying bloody murder if a black Tebow had led his team to a win in the playoffs and then traded to be a back up? Ninja please.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2012 03:38 PM (m2CN7)

252 If there's one good thing about the overplaying of the race-card, it's
this: it has served to almost eradicate white-guilt. And that's good for
everyone.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 27, 2012 03:21 PM (VSfsH)


I agree about the White Guilt thing needing to go, but overall this severe overplaying of the race card can only lead to more divisiveness.

Nobody (well, almost nobody) likes constantly being told they are racist no matter what they do or say. I'm already seeing a backlash amongst fellow whites, and I wish I could say didn't feel it in myself but I can't.

Likewise, there are others who eat it up, getting more and more angry about being victims of (often imaginary) racism.

If ever there was a time in human history where people were brought together by focusing not on what they share but instead on their differences and past slights, I can't think of it.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 27, 2012 03:40 PM (SY2Kh)

253 Oooh, Steven A. Smith is such a distinguished columnist. I'm sure this is the best thing ever written ever!

Posted by: a different randy marsh at September 27, 2012 03:49 PM (vDl/w)

254 I just want to say that I'm old enough to remember when Sears, Roebuck wanted to broaden their appeal to minorities by using black mannequins to showcase their jive clothes that nobody of any race would be caught dead in.

In their native state, these plaster dudes looked like the most harmless guys possible, all close-cropped hair in the Afro days, all smiling and good-natured looking, making those stiff mannequin gestures in good faith. Occasionally, one of the dressers in the merch. department would jazz one up by putting the same type of limp Dynel wig the ofay mannequins would wear atop his melon, adding a definitely bizarre twist to the avocado double-knit suit, brown shirt, and champagne foulard tie ensemble.

One of the brothers I worked with in the auto department, an Altgeld Gardens dweller known as 'Crazy George' (wonderful guy) would occasionally slap five with one of the bromaquins as we wandered over to the coffee shop for break. 'My MAN,' George would drawl, 'Who put yo' po' butt in those sad-ass threads????' Always good for a laugh from us and an outraged look from the Men Boys department bunch.

Barack Obama always reminded me of those affirmative-action Sears mannequins, only much less sincere.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 27, 2012 03:51 PM (DLu2s)

255 I'm that rare breed...a Jay Cutler fan. I love the fact he treats the media like crap.

Dude was KILLED for his demeanor on the sidelines, and he isn't even demonstrative like Cam. He just...sat alone after getting injured in a playoff game. His teammates stood up for him. But the media killed him. That's what they do.

By what standard can Cam not be criticized?

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at September 27, 2012 04:23 PM (626t3)

256
Because, you know...black guys supposedly have big dicks.
Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 02:56 PM (l5RhJ)


Definitely, not true.

Posted by: Toure Neblett at September 27, 2012 04:30 PM (ErFJV)

257 Steven A. Smith is a pompous asshole who has a hugely inflated impression of his own erudition.

In other words, the dumb fuck uses a thesaurus when he should just use his brain.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2012 04:33 PM (2b4yb)

258
"For a while, I couldn't tell Michael Jackson and Muammar Qadaffi apart."

--Probably harder now.And I denounce myself.

Posted by: Beagle at September 27, 2012 04:44 PM (sOtz/)

259 Quick Philly point on Raaaaacism.

A friend went on some tear about Philly fans and their racism because Vick was the quarterback.

I
pointed out that the Eagles had started a black quarterback in over 80%
of the games going back ** 20 ** years to Randall Cunningham's first
season. When Ron Jaworski was playing.

And that last year the Eagles had a black starting quarterback and a black back-up quarterback.

At which point I was told to shut up.
_


Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 27, 2012 03:08 PM (RuUvx)

Philly fans aren't racist. They boo everyone, even Santa Claus.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2012 04:45 PM (z1N6a)

260 So called 'professional sports' is a complete and pointless waste of time, effort, and obscene expense. If this country took all the money wasted on it since 1970 and spent it on the space program, we could have had In-N-Out's on Mars by 1985, and I could be living in my private asteroid cabin right now.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at September 27, 2012 05:19 PM (8grkz)

261 The Panther's suck and I will never get rid of my SIX club seats.


I am fucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 27, 2012 05:46 PM (wR+pz)

262 Scam Newton got paid in college. Ask his dad. ESPN is the hype mmonster....so overrated. They ruined MNF with there idiotic, overhyping broadcast panel.Watching Sunday night baseball is painful as well. Pretty much everything they cover now sucks.They over analyze the games to a point where its no fun anymore. Go to their website and look at all the worthless gibblethe concentrate on, i.e...a poll on who is going to win the Ryder cup, come on....give it a rest, just let them play and shut up! I remember after Katrina and NO Saints were playing the Atlanta Falcons on mnf. It was the first game in the super dome after the hurricane. They had Spkike Leein the booth and it was all about how evilhalliburtonbush hated black people. Or when Rush said that the media wanted McNabb to succeed.Or when Obama saved football by ending the ref strike. Racialism at ESPN? No way.

Posted by: gmannyc at September 27, 2012 07:54 PM (UqXRc)

263 I'm a big fan of Steven A Skip Bayless on First Take. Actually more Steven A than Skip of late. Seriously. Now, this morning I wanted to jump through the screen and slap him upside the head when he spouted the all too common trope amongmany blacks of denying my 1st amendment rights to comment onany asshackery of black quarterbacks or apparently blacks of any other profession. Now, on the particulars of this, just to be accurate fair, my only real beef with Steven A's comments was his statement that I, as a white man, CAN'T mock, belittle, or goof on on black people. He actually did not assert for a certainty that racism was at work in this instance, limiting himself to "being uncomfortable" with the cartoon as a black man. Fair enough. Truthfully, Steven A is generally plenty willing to call athletes of all colors to account, regardless of race or creed. Very refreshing, actually. But this one really griped my hide. In fairness to ESPN, there were two former players, one black the other multiracial, who called Steven on his BS.

Posted by: smokedaddy at September 27, 2012 10:16 PM (lTmpG)

264 Joe Ferguson of the Buffalo Bills was actually a great quarterback, he could have been among the top of all time, but he was a moper and a self-defeatist. He willed himself to failure.

Human beings are strange. There are many reasons for that. We can't sort them out, for others or for ourselves.

Posted by: Tonawanda at September 27, 2012 10:50 PM (l62NP)

265
In the beginning, we brought you Silky Pony: John Edwards

Today, we provide a home for Sulky Pony: Can Newtown

North Carolina - We Got Your Ponies... Right Here! { grabs crotch }

Posted by: Krebs V Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 28, 2012 05:19 AM (hrAg/)

266 I am not a racist. It's not my fault white people suck.

Posted by: Steven A. at September 28, 2012 06:02 PM (e3h/+)

267 Does anybody really care what Stephen A. has to say and particularly about Racism. I don't watch the man much but that's because every time I have flipped the channel and he's pontificating ,its usually about race. The guy is a total bore.


Posted by: gmike at September 28, 2012 07:39 PM (zKb8d)

268 Typical black whiny race baiter. If you're not black you don't get to decide what's racist?

How about this then? We'll decide that we don't have to listen to your nonsense when you start whining racism every time someone says anything about a black person.

Posted by: Marcus Porcius at September 28, 2012 08:40 PM (OL3Rn)

269 Hows about, since Hollywood can't make an original, they make a flick called "White Men Can't Rebound", nothing racist with that...

Posted by: terribleorv at September 29, 2012 10:08 AM (0aZLW)






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