Like, It's Now A Thing To Write Messages On Your Hands And Tweet A Picture For Obama

Bumped for a new gag at the end.

I noted this in updates to the previous post. But this is actually A Thing, so let's get to it.

Liberals are now writing their reasons for supporting Obama on their hands, and then taking a picture, and then sharing that picture with the world.

This seems charming when Natalie Portman does it...

...desperate and scary when former actor Jared Leto does it (and no, I don't know who he is either)...

...and looks like a full-fledged Amber Alert when Obama punk Jim Messina does it.

This is the part of the movie where Sandra Bullock, playing an FBI profiler, says, "He wants to be caught... He wants us to stop him."

Now, I've looted Twitchy, but I've left something behind: The parodies of this have begun.

Now, via @bdomenech, a Meme Generator for adding snarky headlines to the Jim Messina Cry for Help.

The only problem is: There's only one joke here with a couple of dozen variations. We are all thinking exactly the same thing, and what we're thinking is: One day we will find his cache of Clown Paintings.

Original Messina Photo...?

messinacandyether.jpg

P-shop by @slublog.

Posted by: Ace at 03:36 PM



Comments

1 OK. Even I have to admit...Messina belongs in chains.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2012 02:43 PM (xvtYZ)

2 Natalie Portman. Israeli, Jew, female.

A triple useful idiot.

Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2012 02:44 PM (+tqYo)

3 Below the picture, Messina is wearing clownshoes.

And written on his back is John Wayne Gacy's prison number.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:44 PM (GGCsk)

4 Who's gonna be first scratchting their nose with their middle finger and "SCOAMF"?

Posted by: 66chevelle at September 19, 2012 02:44 PM (QjSgY)

5 This sentimental dong-gobbling is not work safe.

Posted by: fb at September 19, 2012 02:45 PM (JVEmw)

6 Fuck (left)

Barack (right)

Posted by: Cicero at September 19, 2012 02:45 PM (QKKT0)

7 Messina looks like a fat, old lesbian.

Posted by: bigred at September 19, 2012 02:45 PM (mIcI8)

8 And how the fuck does a guy with an Italian sounding name have red hair.

Did Bozo boink his mom?

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:45 PM (GGCsk)

9 the jokes......they write themselves

Posted by: Vung Tau, with the Aussies at September 19, 2012 02:45 PM (Dll6b)

10 Holy gawd--his index fingers are way too short.

I think that's a genetic marker of some sort.

Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:46 PM (r2PLg)

11 <7
Messina looks like a fat, old lesbian.>

I cried.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:46 PM (GGCsk)

12 Did Bozo boink his mom?

Bozo. Heh heh.

Posted by: Howdy Doody at September 19, 2012 02:46 PM (QKKT0)

13 The missing boys are in the crawlspace.

Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2012 02:46 PM (bAGA/)

14 Messina is that girly-boy in 8th grade who was the last to get his pubes


even the girls picked on him, and he cried like a bitch when slapped

Posted by: Vung Tau, with the Aussies at September 19, 2012 02:46 PM (Dll6b)

15 Even his ring finger is longer than his...

oh gawd!

Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (r2PLg)

16 <Jim Messina Cry for Help.>

That's a dangerous cry to answer.

Better guard the squeakhole.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (GGCsk)

17 Actually, Natalie's picture is the most horrific. To be that ignorant about women's rights is unforgivable. To think that abortion is the only right that matters to women is deeply offensive.

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (kXoT0)

18 Love? A grown man (albeit with a ponytail) is voting for president out of love?

Posted by: CJ at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (9KqcB)

19 Wait. I thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in the world for writing stuff on her hand.

Posted by: CUS at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (84pE9)

20 "And how the fuck does a guy with an Italian sounding name have red hair.""Howdy Doody" does not sound Italian.

Posted by: 66chevelle at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (QjSgY)

21
here's my pic for Obama2012

right hand: Fuck

left hand: You

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (jUytm)

22 I am laughing through my tears. That is epic.

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (96M6e)

23 Butt Secks.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan for Obama at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (60GaT)

24 He Loves raping Jim Messina's child harem, maybe?

Posted by: entropy at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (TULs6)

25 Natalie Portman needs her rights.

What a tool.

Posted by: Cicero at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (QKKT0)

26 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (8y9MW)

27 15 Even his ring finger is longer than his...

oh gawd!
Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (r2PLg)


The finger has much more brown pigmentation than the rest of his... oh, wait...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (+tqYo)

28 hey Natalie do something important..like bearing your tits again in a movie ...

Posted by: Max Wedge at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (KJXYt)

29 When you've lost Portman!!! Well!! Game Over!

Posted by: General Woundwort at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (CeJw+)

30 ssina looks like a fat, old lesbian.>

________________


OMG he kind of looks like Janet Reno and Chucky.

Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (r2PLg)

31
Obama2012

right hand: Empty

left hand: Chair

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (jUytm)

32 I'd like to see Natalie with a hand-bra and have it say "nice rack".

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (VndSC)

33 Does Messina own a farm?

Because if he does, somewhere there is a pit in the ground holding captives and farm animals in danger.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (GGCsk)

34 IS this some sort of pledge of allegiance thing, only to a specific cause instead of a nation? Its all creepy. Did anybody write Obama on their hand, other than creepy Messina?

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (Dnbau)

35 Just be thankful that the picture of Messina is waist-up.

This spared us having to see that he's not wearing pants and has his junk tucked between his legs.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 19, 2012 02:49 PM (SY2Kh)

36 20 "And how the fuck does a guy with an Italian sounding name have red hair.""Howdy Doody" does not sound Italian.
Posted by: 66chevelle at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (QjSgY)


Sonny found him on the street. They took him in and then chained him to Luca Brasi's leg...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2012 02:49 PM (+tqYo)

37
Obama2012

right hand: Fail

left hand: Ure

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:49 PM (jUytm)

38 Jim Messina is just begging to be stuffed into a school locker...

Posted by: Affenhauer at September 19, 2012 02:49 PM (7QZ6R)

39 Actually, Jim Messina looks exactly like Cynthia Nixon's lesbian "husband/wife", Christine Marionni. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20599177,00.html

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at September 19, 2012 02:49 PM (kXoT0)

40
Who are the pasty white suburban tardasils that think this stuff is cool. This BEGS to be made fun of.

Posted by: MJ at September 19, 2012 02:49 PM (TR60b)

41 http://memegenerator.net/instance/27009198

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (4cRnj)

42 Full Fledged Amber Alert....

That shit's funny right there.

Posted by: Colt Seavers at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (UK9cE)

43 Well if Obama loses, they can start a website hosting pictures where they can apologize to the world by writing "I'm" "Sorry" on each hand.

Posted by: Pyrocles at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (cv5Iw)

44 What we really need to do is Moby the heck out of them. Instead of calling them stupid pricks, do things like draw a hammer and sickle on your hand and tweet, "For the Worker's Paradise."

Or maybe the crescent and star and tweet, "For Sharia."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (8y9MW)

45 I'm not wearing pants in that picture!

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (/YJYi)

46 20 "And how the fuck does a guy with an Italian sounding name have red hair.""Howdy Doody" does not sound Italian.
Posted by: 66chevelle at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (QjSgY)

Then he tugs on his nipples and imitates the girl crying in the pit...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (+tqYo)

47 If Obama did one of these, he'd have his hands down in front of his crotch, like he does for the National Anthem.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (VndSC)

48 Jared Leto will always get some slack from me. For one very personal reason:
my current girlfriend, upon first meeting me, thought I look a lot like him, and that's what initially sparked her interest in me (as Jared was a childhood celebrity crush of hers). Months later, we're still together and happy.
So I forgive you, and your awful choices, Jared.

Posted by: Vyceroy at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (6yHgW)

49 18 Love? A grown man (albeit with a ponytail) is voting for president out of love?
Posted by: CJ at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (9KqcB)

_______________

He's got his "Love hand" no one can ever take away his--

"love hand"!

Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (r2PLg)

50 What you don't know is Messina wrote that on his hand with the blood of captive children.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (GGCsk)

51 Messina ran the audio-visual club in high school for five years straight.

Posted by: Cicero at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (QKKT0)

52 This is their half-assed attempt to offset the MT Chair.

It is massive fail.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (YdQQY)

53 It puts the message on it's hand or it gets the hose again.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (QupBk)

54 zoltan? the fuck?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (3CiXB)

55 44 Or maybe the crescent and star and tweet, "For Sharia."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (8y9MW)

Cut off a finger to make it look authentic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2012 02:51 PM (+tqYo)

56
Obama2012

right hand: $4

left hand: gas

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:51 PM (jUytm)

57
Obama2012

left hand: 8%

right hand: Unemployment

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:51 PM (jUytm)

58 the children are in charge.

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 02:51 PM (TomZ9)

59 There are so many parodies that can be done of this that its almost unlimited.
Math
Obama (done on the back of a hand shooting the finger)
Not one of the 47%
Free Speech
Get a Job
No handouts

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2012 02:51 PM (m2CN7)

60 Four dollar gas? Mine is closer to 5 than 4.

Posted by: MSMs biggest secret. at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (84pE9)

61 Iwant to see Romney make one if these with "I Won" on his hands - on Nov 7th. Just to piss off 47% of America.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (VndSC)

62
Obama2012

left hand: Dead

right hand: Ambassadors

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (jUytm)

63 He's (left)

Black (right)

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson's Hands at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (QKKT0)

64 Messina's feft ass cheek: Honk.

Messina's right ass cheek" for Obama 2012

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (GGCsk)

65 Pic of a woman with her hair all mussed up, blouse torn, scrapes on her knees......

Have written on her forehead: "Taxes"


Get to it.

Posted by: Colt Seavers at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (UK9cE)

66 Instead of calling them stupid pricks, do things like draw a hammer and
sickle on your hand and tweet, "For the Worker's Paradise."

You'll have to put "I'm being sarcastic, you brain-dead piles of offal" on your other hand, or they'll think that's awesome.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (ZKzrr)

67 What are women's rights? Are they different than men's rights?


I would like the "right to be free" but the liberals do not want that.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (YdQQY)

68
Wait. I thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in the world for writing stuff on her hand.


Posted by: CUS at September 19, 2012 02:47 PM (84pE9)
She wrote information on the PALM of her hand. That is not cool. This is cool.

Posted by: leftard at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (bAGA/)

69 Under Obamacare, even under-aged basement-slaves will have health coverage!

They still cry all damned day though.

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (SY2Kh)

70 Signs you're in a cult:

Extreme obsessiveness regarding the group/leader resulting in the
exclusion of almost every
practical consideration.


Individual identity, the group, the leader and/or God as
distinct and separate categories of existence become increasingly
blurred. Instead, in the follower's mind these identities become
substantially and increasingly fused--as that person's involvement with
the group/leader continues and deepens.


Whenever the group/leader is criticized or questioned it is
characterized as "persecution".


Uncharacteristically stilted and seemingly programmed conversation
and mannerisms, cloning
of the group/leader in personal behavior.


Dependency upon the group/leader for problem solving, solutions,
and definitions without
meaningful reflective thought. A seeming inability to think
independently or analyze situations
without group/leader involvement.


Hyperactivity centered on the group/leader agenda, which seems to
supercede any personal
goals or individual interests.


A dramatic loss of spontaneity and sense of humor. (haha, so true!)



Increasing isolation from family and old friends unless they
demonstrate an interest in the
group/leader.


Anything the group/leader does can be justified no matter how harsh
or harmful.


Former followers are at best-considered negative or worse evil and
under bad influences.
They can not be trusted and personal contact is avoided.
and...
11. writing about dear leader on your hand.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (z63Tr)

71 Sarah Palin needs to parody this. Right now.
Seriously.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2012 02:52 PM (VndSC)

72 This tactic is RACIST because the writing shows up better on white people's skin.

Posted by: edj at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (+QKfp)

73 Ergie's hands:

Right hand: wife
Left hand: girl friend

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (DLu2s)

74 hey Natalie do something important..like bearing your tits again in a movie ...
Posted by: Max Wedge at September 19, 2012 02:48 PM (KJXYt)

I assume she bears her breasts all the time. I would hate to think what she does with them if she doesn't. Baring them, on the other hand...

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (H6rwq)

75 Obama 2012

Hand Jive

or

Hand Job?

Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (r2PLg)

76
Bread.

Milk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (d0Tfm)

77 Does Laura W ever stop being funny? If we got her some orthodontic work (and probably some other work), I think I'd be in love.

Posted by: red sweater at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (Xwgt3)

78 Obama 2012

Left hand - You

Right hand - Didn't build that

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (+tqYo)

79 Here's my contribution to the meme generator:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/8g2kmp8

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (96M6e)

80 [wow, formatting went all wonky in Firefox. Sorry.]

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (z63Tr)

81 What exactly are "Women's Rights?"

Posted by: General Woundwort at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (CeJw+)

82
He's got his "Love hand" no one can ever take away his--

"love hand"!
Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (r2PLg)

you know what he does with his love hand, don't you?

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (Dnbau)

83 I'm feeling kinda hippy dippy flower child myself.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/9q4hxev

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (Hx5uv)

84 Someone should change Natalie's to "30 million dead black babies".

Posted by: Adam at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (/YJYi)

85 Hey Jim. Invite me over to play in you Secret Pit Of Earthly Delights and I'll let you play in my Deep Dark Dungeon Of Private Pleasures.

Posted by: Harry 'Pederast' Ried at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (84pE9)

86 The conspiracy blogs will have a fun time with this. Looks like they have a new way to show their love for their leader.

Do they put their hands over their hearts when the flag is raised or the national anthem played or the Pledge of Allegiance recited?

Poor guy in the last pic doesn't know his left from his right. Aren't they still writing it on his shoes for him?

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (oZfic)

87 Wait is he wearing makeup?

Whadthefook?

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (GGCsk)

88 Messina only pawn

in game of life

Posted by: Cicero at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (QKKT0)

89 Wait a tic,
wasn't it an uproar when SP cribbed notes on the palm of her hand.
"Beware exploding hair-plugs"
but now these idiots are advertising nonsense on the backs of their hand. Oh well, with Obama there's no point in worrying about getting IVs in your hand. You'll be dead long before then.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2012 02:54 PM (nKOL2)

90 You'll have to put "I'm being sarcastic, you brain-dead piles of offal" on your other hand, or they'll think that's awesome.

That's the point, though. Of course they'll think it's awesome. And they'll retweet it all over the place. And it will begin to sink in to the general public consciousness that Obama = Democrat = Marxist.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 02:54 PM (8y9MW)

91
Obama2012

right hand: taxpayers

left hand: chains

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:54 PM (jUytm)

92
If Roe were overturned, the only "women's right" with much controversy,California would what? Yeah, so it's irrelevant to her even if you accept the argument.

Posted by: Beagle at September 19, 2012 02:54 PM (sOtz/)

93 (R) I am a masochistic
(L) fucking idiot

Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 19, 2012 02:55 PM (3EB+F)

94 Next: Messina's naked pic wearing only a lacy bra and hiding his junk between his legs.

Caption that.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:55 PM (GGCsk)

95 Natalie Portman has not aged well. What is she, 33 or something?

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone warrior (worrier?) at September 19, 2012 02:55 PM (I2LwF)

96 74...stupid auto correct...

Posted by: Max Wedge at September 19, 2012 02:55 PM (QRkPe)

97 the children ,flicks little folded triangle to obama's desk.
obama unfolds it, reads,"i luv u i do , do u luv me too!'
obama writes, " I do , I love u, moar " folds paper back into triangle flicks it to lettermans desk.

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 02:55 PM (TomZ9)

98 72 This tactic is RACIST because the writing shows up better on white people's skin.
Posted by: edj at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (+QKfp)


For black people just use white paint. Like when they had to give fake measles to Buckwheat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2012 02:55 PM (+tqYo)

99 82
He's got his "Love hand" no one can ever take away his--

"love hand"!
Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:50 PM (r2PLg)

you know what he does with his love hand, don't you?
Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (Dnbau)

_______________


Ya..he was the "inspiration" for my comment at #75.

Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 02:55 PM (r2PLg)

100 And call me when it becomes a thing for hot celebrities to write Obama messages on their naked breasts and tweet them. Not before.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone warrior (worrier?) at September 19, 2012 02:55 PM (I2LwF)

101 Women's rights............except for the unborn women, Catholic Women and women who own guns.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (OWjjx)

102 She wrote information on the PALM of her hand. That is not cool. This is cool.
---
Oh. I forgot. It is tough keeping all these different rules straight.

Posted by: CUS at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (84pE9)

103 Zombie Lenin just called, all I heard was laughing.

Posted by: Unclefacts, now with even more summoning power. at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (6IReR)

104 Woman's Rights.

So that entitled bitch thinks everyone needs to pay for abortions and contraception?

Natalie. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (UK9cE)

105
L Hand: Crushing
R Hand: Debt

For All

Posted by: MJ at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (TR60b)

106
Bong.

Doritos.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (d0Tfm)

107
Obama2012

right hand: Dog

left hand: Eater

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (jUytm)

108 A NAMBLA recruiting poster.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (CaPA1)

109 (L) Bitter
(R) Clinger

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (m2CN7)

110 Have a seat over there please....

http://___ur.com/dnzIv

Posted by: Engelwood at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (3/vNF)

111 You know.. I start thinking Obama's campaign is pretty smart when they hold off on releasing a tape made in May until September..

But, then they go do really creepy shit like this... a bunch of SCOAMFs.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (f9c2L)

112 This seems charming when Natalie Portman does it...





No, it just shows that she's a fucking idiot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (1Jaio)

113 Which one is sporting a tramp stamp?

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (uRFJj)

114 I remember when these assholes had conniption fits because Sarah Palin had something written on her hand at a speaking engagement. Hypocritical bastards.

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (ex1ST)

115 This seems charming when Natalie Portman does it...


I'm thinking no. It looks like she's pledging allegiance to women's rights.


Ahhh Jared Leto. I do adore him in all his complete and total batshit insanity. Lemme put it this way, I'm thinking that he didn't have to dig that deep to get into character for Mark David Chapman.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (VtjlW)

116 Natalie. Go fuck yourself.

I'll throw myself on that grenade. Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (8y9MW)

117 I hope they all used sharpies to write their messages.

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (oZfic)

118 100
And call me when it becomes a thing for hot celebrities to write Obama
messages on their naked breasts and tweet them. Not before.

----

OK, brb.

Posted by: Micheal Moore at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (3EB+F)

119 I'm gonna go anti-Godwin and note that even the Nazis did not write slogans on their own persons, at least not famously.

Posted by: logprof at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (V/U0X)

120
Obama2012

right hand: Food

left hand: Stamps

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (jUytm)

121
NP's hands after I got throught with her:

So

Sore

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (d0Tfm)

122 Jim Messina has a face for newspaper.
Seriously. He should let someone else get in front of the camera. As to the middle-school nature of this thing, it is cute when the cute do it, but other than Ms. Portman, most adults are not "cute" and should go with the adult fall-back of acting dignified.

I know, Democrat dignity is a self-refuting phrase and all...

Posted by: Mikey NTH deciding a fantasy power-trip would be scads of fun at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

123 Where's the sympathetic head tilt? They need the head tilt!!
Remember those apology sign photos a few years back?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (XDfSm)

124 109 (L) Bitter
(R) Clinger
Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (m2CN7)


(L) Tattoo of horseradish

(R) Tattoo of actor Jamie Farr

This is for illiterates and those in the OWS movement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (+tqYo)

125 Hi. My name is Jim and I will be the host for your endoscopy.

Right this way.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (GGCsk)

126
Doesn't 'Women's Rights' for all seem just a tad hyperbolic.

Do we all get free breast exams and estrogen pills?

Are the breast exams given by Messina? Is that what he's trying to say?

Posted by: MJ at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (TR60b)

127 SPQR

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (QupBk)

128 You're scaring the children Ace. And me too. That Messina dude looks like the rapist punk in one of the Dirty Harry movies.

Posted by: dogfish at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (N2yhW)

129 Someone ought to crouch behind an empty chair and pose their hands against it.

Posted by: Abe Froman at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (E55AK)

130 Natalie Portman is one of those dual citizenship thingies that I would not allow.


Any person who was born in Israel that supports Obama is insane.


Besides that, she can write off 50% of her audience now. She needs to ask other other Natalie about how that supporting liberal BS worked out for her.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (YdQQY)

131 Left hand: blasphemy
Right hand: laws

Obama 2012

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (v6YdM)

132 Strange, the only words I see written on their hands is " I'm a dumbass".

Posted by: dantesed at September 19, 2012 02:58 PM (+WvE4)

133 Left Hand: Inhale

Right Hand: Exhale

Posted by: What Was On Portman's Hand Before Women's Rights at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (OWjjx)

134 58
the children are in chargethe basement.

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 02:51 PM (TomZ9)

There. Much better.

Posted by: Jim "Candyman" Messina at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

135 Patience

Steel

cok

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan for Obama at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (60GaT)

136
Obama2012

left hand: Golf

right hand: Course

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (jUytm)

137 For this to work, they would have to prove that O'Bumbles actually has a heart. I'd bet that can't be done.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (71LDo)

138 Women's rights............except for the unborn women, Catholic Women and women who own guns.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2012 02:56 PM (OWjjx)

or muslim women'children.

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (TomZ9)

139 pray for cat-piss
right hand: gheyleft hand: pr0n

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (ggRof)

140 127 SPQR


Stop Pushing Queer Romans?

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (VndSC)

141
Dumb

Shit

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (d0Tfm)

142 Didn't these morons mock Sarah Palin for writing on her hand during the 2008 campaign?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (iAUf+)

143 Natalie used Portman even when she was a kid. Her real name is Natalie Hershlag Millipied.

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (oZfic)

144 Since they want to use Bill Clinton now to help Obama, its fair for somebody tophotoshop (L) That (R) Woman on a pic of Monica Lewinsky's hands.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (m2CN7)

145
*spits*

*resumes sharpening sabre*

Cap'm...I could carve somethin' real pretty on those hands.

Posted by: ...the pirate wench, wheatie... at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (Z7b/q)

146 Well played, Engelwood, well played.

(I imbedded my memegenerator in my nic for ease of use.)

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (96M6e)

147 This is the part where Sandra Bullocks pulls out a pistol and points it at whoever she's talking to because it makes her look tough.

Posted by: meat sandwich at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (xXhWA)

148 I warn you, if you go to the Jim Messina MemeGenerator site, do not be eating or drinking anything.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (sbV1u)

149 I'll throw myself on that grenade. Because I'm a giver.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (8y9MW)

As long as it's a hate fuck, I'll overlook it.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (UK9cE)

150
Right Hand - SCO
Left Hand - AMF

Posted by: Curtis, what got slapped at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (Nym5C)

151 Joey Biden's hand

Left hand: Right
Right hand: Left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (1Jaio)

152 This is the part where Sandra Bullocks whips out her cock.

Posted by: meat sandwich at September 19, 2012 03:00 PM (xXhWA)

153 Besides that, she can write off 50% of her audience now.

Please.

Like we watch her for anything she says, let alone what causes she supports.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 03:00 PM (8y9MW)

154 It's all overtly creepy and they don't even see it.

Posted by: Bosk, Pirate of Port Kar at September 19, 2012 03:00 PM (n2K+4)

155
How touching, sentimental suckers of cock and booger eaters!

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at September 19, 2012 03:00 PM (ndqJC)

156 Come on. They aren't real. They are pod people.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:00 PM (LyF0H)

157 143 Natalie used Portman even when she was a kid. Her real name is Natalie Hershlag Millipied.
Posted by: pray for peace

Isn't "Millipied" Yiddish for "get your f*cking shinebox"?

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2012 03:01 PM (VndSC)

158 Natalie used Portman even when she was a kid. Her real name is Natalie Hershlag Millipied.

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (oZfic)

But it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2012 03:01 PM (1Jaio)

159 New Pennsylvania poll coming out from PA GOP:

Obama 48%
Romney 47%

Pat Toomey enlisted as chief Romney surrogate on the redistribution stuff.

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................

Posted by: rockmom at September 19, 2012 03:01 PM (aBlZ1)

160 by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2012 02:59 PM (1Jaio)

You sir, have won the internets

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2012 03:01 PM (OWjjx)

161 Hey, Natalie, you Jewish phony, ask Obama where the capital of Israel is?

Collaborator.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2012 03:02 PM (iAUf+)

162 F and F IG report says Holder didn't know. BS

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:02 PM (Dnbau)

163 Bidens Hands:

Left
Rihgt

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 19, 2012 03:02 PM (+lsX1)

164
Morons hands:

Valurite

Pudding

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 03:02 PM (d0Tfm)

165 Free

Manicures

Posted by: kathleen at September 19, 2012 03:02 PM (sq0RX)

166 Let's be glad the meme isn't writing Obama's name on your ass.

Yet.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:02 PM (LyF0H)

167
"IS this some sort of pledge of allegiance thing, only to a specific
cause instead of a nation?"

We are working on it in Chicago!

Posted by: The Union Lady in a Moo Moo at September 19, 2012 03:02 PM (71LDo)

168
At least one of the three has a very sore squeaker from taking the high hard one for Obama.

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at September 19, 2012 03:02 PM (ndqJC)

169 Besides that, she can write off 50% of her audience now. She needs to
ask other other Natalie about how that supporting liberal BS worked out
for her.

Don't underestimate how lucrative the supermarket-opening circuit can be.

Posted by: PUPPET SHOW and The Dixie Chicks, at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (QKKT0)

170 RI

NO

Posted by: David Frum at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (60GaT)

171 Back of left hand: Duck
Knuckles of right:
Too
Late

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (nKOL2)

172 They really do not understand that this cult worship is creepy, do they?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (OWjjx)

173 To the meme generator. Fly monkey morons!

Posted by: Jimmy-Joe Gibson at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (1hLHC)

174 Left: Purity
Right: Essence

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (96M6e)

175 Clint Eastwood showed how to give a political endorsement without becoming a hack. These celebrities have no self-respect.

Posted by: LIGuy at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (+usC4)

176 Here's my entry:

http://memegenerator.net/instance/27009934

Posted by: © Sponge at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (UK9cE)

177 bank
rupt

Posted by: mallfly at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (bJm7W)

178
Dick

Punch

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (LyF0H)

179
Alex

Topia

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (d0Tfm)

180 natalie is 31

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 03:04 PM (oZfic)

181
Bourbon

Cast

Posted by: George Orwell, fan at September 19, 2012 03:04 PM (LyF0H)

182 I'd do my own mocking photo but being an ACTUAL grass roots photo I'd have to do it myself.

Writing on my right hand would just end up looking like I wrote obscenities or tried to draw a chicken.

Posted by: WheelmanForHire at September 19, 2012 03:04 PM (l8nIR)

183

dick hand / mouse hand

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2012 03:04 PM (q177U)

184
The left is going to have to do something about Twitter. It's just not working out too well for them.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2012 03:04 PM (x7CtF)

185 Left hand: $10T $12T $16T
Right hand: Debt

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2012 03:04 PM (vDl/w)

186
right NC
left over

Posted by: Honey Badger the Dense Rethuglican Nazi Bastard at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (GvYeG)

187 Jim Messina looks like he was born and raised in Innsmouth.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (J7sV0)

188 R-Free
L-Stuff

Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (3EB+F)

189 Honestly the hand thing is kind of creepy even when Portman does it. Its like people who lift their hands when singing a 'praise chorus' at Church. You don't do that in any other context or for any other reason. Its contrived, it is a deliberate, overt act for a show, not because of any genuine belief or ideal.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (r4wIV)

190 useful
idiot

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (Dnbau)

191
Free

Kratos

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Kratos Martyrs Brigade at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (BAS5M)

192 The actors look like they had their professionally done.

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (oZfic)

193 oooh, came out backwards, forgot about the number

I hope they let Biden do this himself.

Choo
choo

Posted by: mallfly at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (bJm7W)

194 FY NQ

Posted by: Bosk, Pirate of Port Kar at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (n2K+4)

195 Biden:

Hand
Other Hand

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (+lsX1)

196 presidential races should now be in the style of american idol, for the cool kids.

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (TomZ9)

197 RH: Dirty

LH: Sanchez

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 19, 2012 03:05 PM (NF2Bf)

198 190 Thunderb, uptwinkles for that one.

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (96M6e)

199
I have Obama's image tatted on my lower back with the caption "Love At First Bite"!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (ndqJC)

200
NH
Over

Posted by: Honey Badger the Dense Rethuglican Nazi Bastard at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (GvYeG)

201 did instapundit make a fellatio reference?


“Andrea Mitchell is totally looking to get the position of head cheerleader on the Obama squad!” Head, indeed.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (8sCoq)

202 Right: K-Y

Left: Jelly

Posted by: Jim "Candyman" Messina at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

203 >>193 I hope they let Biden do this himself.

Left Hand: Right
Right Hand: Left

Posted by: El Kabong at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (x7CtF)

204 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 03:03 PM (d0Tfm)


You may sleep inside.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (VtjlW)

205 Throat Wobbler Mangrove

Shouldn't that be Warbler?

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (nKOL2)

206 Creeper.

Posted by: DangerGirl at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (ETWo2)

207 and I don't know why anyone is fussing about Natalie Portman. She didn't look nearly so good when she was with 10,000 Maniacs.

Posted by: mallfly at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (bJm7W)

208 First you will blow me

Posted by: Bosk, Pirate of Port Kar at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (n2K+4)

209 Natalie Portman is just too flat to be taken seriously - as a woman.

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (4eNxd)

210 Jim Messina looks like the sort of guy who sells his house because "the crawl space is getting crowded".

Posted by: Mikey NTH deciding a fantasy power-trip would be scads of fun at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

211 I can remember back when the U.S. had more balls than the French.

Write whatever you want on your hand, just don't insult Mohammed.

Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (ZDsRL)

212 I just bet Messina does P90x. *Foxy*

Posted by: Mo the Girl at September 19, 2012 03:06 PM (vkrgH)

213
Rub

Tug

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (BAS5M)

214 Hot



Carl

Posted by: Adam at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (/YJYi)

215 This is the part where Sandra Bullocks bends over and takes that lobster tail like a tough girl.

Posted by: meat sandwich at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (xXhWA)

216 Relax. Obamacare won't mouth-rape your dog.

That's where Messinacare comes in.

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (SY2Kh)

217 How hard is it for someone to get a whole bunch of people who are unemployed and do the same thing with unemployed written on their hands? This is too easy to mock, it has got to happen!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (NzBQO)

218 The problem with Twitter and leftists is that it provides you with too easy an outlet for the first thing that springs to mind. If you have no filter of ethics, integrity, or logic, you're going to look pretty low and idiotic on there.

Twitter is the ultimate ego festival, filled with people certain everyone wants to know their most trivial thoughts on events within seconds of them happening.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (r4wIV)

219 Dumb

Ass

Posted by: dantesed at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (+WvE4)

220 Government

Property

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (Dnbau)

221 Love the hand over the heart component:

"I pledge allegiance, to Barack Obama, that I will remain, by choice, a f*cking imbecile."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (eHIJJ)

222 YES

NO

Posted by: Mongo at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (QKKT0)

223 Nathalie's other hand says "Woman's Lefts". It's how she remembers.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (SzAZ7)

224 212 yep def not a crossfitter ...

Posted by: Honey Badger the Dense Rethuglican Nazi Bastard at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (GvYeG)

225
anyone remember when Bush was in office the cool thing to do at war protests was to put tape over their mouths?

the same people are now in favor of anti-blasphemy laws

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (jUytm)

226 hands, alex her tea.

asks in a whisper, does the left creep you out as much as it does me?

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (TomZ9)

227 UN
CUT

Posted by: andi sullivan at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (vDl/w)

228 L) Will fuck

R) For food

Posted by: Soona at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (n/aLm)

229 Re

Distribute

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (96M6e)

230

187
Jim Messina looks like he was born and raised in Innsmouth.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk


you win 1 (one) internets.

lol'd, I did

Posted by: imp at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (UaxA0)

231 Left Hand: Drink

Right Hand: Kool Aid

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 19, 2012 03:08 PM (OWjjx)

232 Why don't they make vans with the heart-shaped windows anymore? Custom ain't cheap!

Posted by: J. Messina at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (V/U0X)

233 Hey, girl. I've got enough pubes for the both of us.




(all credit to Adam Carolla for that)

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (B/VB5)

234 Help

Me

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (Dnbau)

235
Dick With A Limp Dick.

Posted by: Empirate of Jeff at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (8W5lq)

236 Messina wants Obama to "Cave"?..."For Everyone"?...Uhmmm, Makes sense....I guess. "Resign" would have perhaps been a better word choice. Though maybe Messina is only referring to Afghanistan, the War on Terror and current events in the Middle East..perhaps negotiations with Russia-China-Iran?

Posted by: jeff talbut at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (V5auc)

237 LH: Obama

RH: SUCKS BALLS

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (8sCoq)

238 I still want to know what Messina means by "Obama Cave".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (X3lox)

239 Natalie Portman, another career ended under the Obama administration.

Posted by: SH at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (gmeXX)

240 Left hand: Fork
Right hand: Knife

Posted by: Dax at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (wUl8r)

241 These are all funny, but Thunderb, you are nailing this.

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (96M6e)

242 113
Which one is sporting a tramp stamp?


(D) - All of the above

Posted by: NC Ref at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (dVJLS)

243 81
What exactly are "Women's Rights?"


Posted by: General Woundwort at September 19, 2012 02:53 PM (CeJw+)
The OLD Women's Rights:
The right to NOT be propertyThe right to own propertyThe right to voteThe right to have a jobThe right to equal pay
The NEW Women's Rights:The right to not suffer consequences from sexual acts that result in sexual reproduction.

Posted by: WheelmanForHire at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (l8nIR)

244 113 Which one is sporting a tramp stamp?


Messina?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (GFM2b)

245 205 Throat Wobbler MangroveShouldn't that be Warbler?

---------

Only if you spell it "Luxury".

Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (xGZ+b)

246 Stockholm

Syndrome

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (Dnbau)

247 187
Jim Messina looks like he was born and raised in Innsmouth.

&...his parents were brother and sister

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (4eNxd)

248 JESUS

WIFE

Posted by: A Coptic Mummy at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (QKKT0)

249 Left Hand: Blow

Right hand: The Producer

Posted by: Things on Portman's Hand before Women's Rights. at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (OWjjx)

250 Get

Bread

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (eHIJJ)

251 L) Don't Know
R) Doing

Posted by: Obama Administration at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (g+iEL)

252 Yeah the comebacks write themselves, If someone on team right doesn't get on this to make it a complete mockery we deserve to lose.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (NzBQO)

253 The thing about this 'hand over the heart photo' thing is, it's so 6th grade


just really juvenile emo horseshit

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (8sCoq)

254 OT and creepy: Google streetview caught a picture of a kid out on a porch pointing a shotgun at the google car. That's crazy enough. But then a commenter on the orginal 'wacky streetview picture' article noted the the house is the same one where police found a dead baby hidden in a closet back in July... "Seems like an upstanding family."
(link in sig)

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (vjyZP)

255 I don't do



My own dances.

Posted by: Natalie Portman at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (/YJYi)

256 LH: Wipe
RH: Eat

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (SY2Kh)

257 Bush's / Fault

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (+lsX1)

258
Plausible

Deniability

Posted by: Eric Holder at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (BAS5M)

259 Group

Think

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (Dnbau)

260 left hand; craze
right hand; e

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (TomZ9)

261 Jim Messina looks like he was born and raised in Innsmouth.Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk

ICWYDT.

Posted by: Charles Dexter Ward at September 19, 2012 03:11 PM (3CiXB)

262 asks in a whisper, does the left creep you out as much as it does me?


*leans in close* They're spider clown creepy.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (VtjlW)

263
Thank you

My Queen

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (d0Tfm)

264 Right- Hope

Left- Full

The only question is how many would get it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (8y9MW)

265 Private Sector



Is fine

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (/YJYi)

266 GM

Solyndra

Fuck, I'm gonna need more hands than a Hindu god.

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (96M6e)

267 Only if you spell it "Luxury".
Isn't that from A Sale of Two Titties by Darles Chickens?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (vDl/w)

268 Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand?

Posted by: Rev. Harry Powell at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (dN5sa)

269 Help

Me
Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:09 PM (Dnbau)

LOL

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (q177U)

270 Left:CHOO

Right:CHOOS

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (r2PLg)

271 already taken (at least once that I saw, above) but for redundancy's sake-- two hands, two words, one of them (the 2nd) is YOU ....butt monkies...sheesh

Posted by: RaggedyMan at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (moAr0)

272 What



Debt?

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 19, 2012 03:12 PM (/YJYi)

273 left hand; american credit
right hand;destroyed

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (TomZ9)

274 Hope

Shit

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (96M6e)

275 HUGE

COCK

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (q177U)

276 Jazz

Hands

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (eHIJJ)

277 253 The thing about this 'hand over the heart photo' thing is, it's so 6th grade


just really juvenile emo horseshit

Or North Korea creepy.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (zoehZ)

278 Want some laughs? Ask Jakarta Jay Carnie where Natalie Portman was born.

All I can say about Portman and Black Swan is ... it's a real shame she doesn't practice method acting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (X3lox)

279 I really hope this becomes a thing.

Posted by: SH at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (gmeXX)

280 Vera

Baker

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (iAUf+)

281 Choom

Gang

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (q177U)

282 Jim Messina looks like he was born and raised in Innsmouth.

yeah he has a Deep One sort of vibe to him.

Women can kind of get away with the "writing a message on your hand" thing, its kind of cute. Its not persuasive, but its sort of cute. But guys? No, just no. Especially not if you look like the kind of guy that has a cellar full of tiny graves.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (r4wIV)

283 Free



Sex Changes

Posted by: Sandra Fluck is a Fluke at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (/YJYi)

284 Can we photoshop the shit out of Messina's pic and re-tweet it mercilessly?


like LH = whatta and RH = douchebag

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (8sCoq)

285 OT: Yahoo/Daily Beastreporting that power lines to Iranian bomb facilities have been blown up by ground forces; speculation that US Special Forces are responsible.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (H6rwq)

286
Reset

Button

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hilary Rodham Clinton at September 19, 2012 03:14 PM (BAS5M)

287 Isn't that from A Sale of Two Titties by Darles Chickens?

I'll take "Famous Titties" for $400, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 19, 2012 03:14 PM (B/VB5)

288 right hand; whirled
left hand; sleeze

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:14 PM (TomZ9)

289 ARAB

SPRING


What--no takers!?

Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 03:14 PM (r2PLg)

290 OT: Yahoo/Daily Beastreporting that power lines to Iranian bomb facilities have been blown up by ground forces; speculation that US Special Forces are responsible.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (H6rwq)


War

Comes

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:14 PM (Dnbau)

291
Posted by: Things on Portman's Hand before Women's Rights. at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (OWjjx)

No

Tits

Posted by: Empirate of Jeff at September 19, 2012 03:14 PM (8W5lq)

292 occupy these
please

Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2012 03:14 PM (h6XiD)

293 Ecce

Homo

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2012 03:14 PM (q177U)

294 The 'dead baby in closet' link (corresponding to my post #254) is in this sig

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (vjyZP)

295 Posted by: Bosk, Pirate of Port Kar

Nice Gor reference.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (QupBk)

296 Remember that young obama staffer who dropped dead in Chicago? What killed him?

Posted by: Redd at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (Z8Qnh)

297 REJECTED:

RECOVERY

SUMMER

Posted by: tasker at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (r2PLg)

298 One cock

At a time

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (1hLHC)

299 For leftist retards -

RH: Right
LH: Left

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (X3lox)

300
Jocko

Homo

Posted by: DEVO at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (BAS5M)

301 Yo

Adrian

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (96M6e)

302
Posted by: Things on Portman's Hand before Women's Rights. at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (OWjjx)

Flat

Ass

Posted by: Empirate of Jeff at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (8W5lq)

303
Hand

Other hand

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (d0Tfm)

304 random insipid nattering

Posted by: pray for piece at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (ggRof)

305 On Portman

Self

Hating

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (Dnbau)

306 Natalie Portman used to be really cute but she's not aging real well. In a few years she's going to look more like a Mob Wife than a sex symbol.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (r4wIV)

307 298
One cock



At a time

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (1hLHC)


Don't be fooled, not me!

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (/YJYi)

308 I'm

Out

Posted by: Master of My Domain at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (eHIJJ)

309 "YOUR DOOM ANTIDOTE: Ground Reports coming in from across country prove media lies about Obama’s chances of re-election"

http://tinyurl.com/98jmeys

I only link this cause he has a screenshot of hot air up there and I know you guys are huge huge fans of hot air.

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (oZfic)

310
Body

Man

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (BAS5M)

311 Beta male douche bags run the country. What can go wrong?

Posted by: Doc at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (VXtkW)

312 REJECTED:

DOIN'


FINE!

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 19, 2012 03:16 PM (FIDMq)

313 On Messina

I Touch

Myself

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (Dnbau)

314 285
OT: Yahoo/Daily Beastreporting that power lines to Iranian bomb
facilities have been blown up by ground forces; speculation that US
Special Forces are responsible.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (H6rwq)

Or SAS. Or Sayaret Matkal.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

315 I'm gonna go anti-Godwin and note that even the Nazis did not write slogans on their own persons, at least not famously.
Posted by: logprof at September 19, 2012 02:57 PM (V/U0X)

-----------------
I was just going to suggest Nazi salute, back to camera and "FORWARD." on hand. Good thing I didn't.

Posted by: 66chevelle at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (QjSgY)

316
Hope

Less

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (LyF0H)

317 285,
If so, expect the Won to claim he personally destroyed the power lines. Biden will be jumping up and waving in the background.

Posted by: Dax at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (wUl8r)

318 backwards, heh

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (TomZ9)

319
power lines??

so Yahoo thinks the US has invaded Iran (with 'secret' special forces, but don't tell anyone, wink-wink) and they destroyed power lines?

yeah, that makes sense

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (jUytm)

320 curious

don't do us any favors....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (Ho2rs)

321 On Leto

Burma

Shave

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (Dnbau)

322
Posted by: Things on Portman's Hand before Women's Rights. at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (OWjjx)

Unfappable.

Posted by: Empirate of Jeff at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (8W5lq)

323 Totally serious question here. Is there nothing that can be done to combat the media? When the media is outright campaigning and downright lying for Dem's, it's no longer far to the right. The media has a license to slander and we arepowerless to do anything meaningful about it? The free press was not intended to protect liars, was it?

Posted by: Havedash at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (BRhGr)

324
Messina's pic:

Barry

Davey

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (d0Tfm)

325 SM

OD

Posted by: Pirate Mama AJ at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (SUKHu)

326 Jim Messina

right: hiding hair
left: palms

Posted by: Long Island at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (kzp9t)

327 MOAR

MONEY

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (r2PLg)

328 Thetan


Free

Posted by: Tom Cruise at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (QKKT0)

329 Does Messina's resume state he was a stand-in for the Grinch?

They have the same creepy smile.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 03:18 PM (GGCsk)

330 289 Debka had a story about that, or something similar,up yesterday. Yeah, I know, grain of salt and all that.

Posted by: Honey Badger the Dense Rethuglican Nazi Bastard at September 19, 2012 03:18 PM (GvYeG)

331 OT: Yahoo/Daily Beastreporting that power lines to Iranian bomb

facilities have been blown up by ground forces; speculation that US

Special Forces are responsible.



Posted by: Grey Fox at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (H6rwq)




Super Commando Barry: I took out the facilities. I did it all by myself. Unless of course it offends Muslims, then Romney did it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2012 03:18 PM (1Jaio)

332 People who fake hate crimes against themselves tend to write on their bodies.

I think this desperate, weird thing has something in common with the desperate, weird practice of staging a fake hate crime.

The causative pathology is probably similar...

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at September 19, 2012 03:18 PM (wYHfX)

333 @319: The facility is out in the middle of nowhere, so destroying the power lines is actually a Big Effin Deal.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2012 03:18 PM (B/VB5)

334 Don't be




Afraid.

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:18 PM (/YJYi)

335 (L) "Death"
(R) "Panels"

Posted by: edj at September 19, 2012 03:19 PM (+QKfp)

336 I agree that this is pretty fucking creepy and cultish.

Somewhere, a Paultard is kicking himself for not thinking of it first.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 19, 2012 03:19 PM (SY2Kh)

337 Crash

Burn

Posted by: Hand Signs at September 19, 2012 03:19 PM (eHIJJ)

338 Can you help...

find my puppy?

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:19 PM (96M6e)

339 Can't the Zero campaign be cited for illegal use of retards? I mean seriously, these people should all be in Special Ed. and they are using them as tools. Exploitation of the menally disadvantaged I say!

Posted by: maddogg at September 19, 2012 03:19 PM (OlN4e)

340 CANDY

ASS

Posted by: Jim M. at September 19, 2012 03:19 PM (V/U0X)

341 this is not going to end well

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2012 03:19 PM (duqON)

342
Burnt

Embassies

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, rioting Christian at September 19, 2012 03:20 PM (d0Tfm)

343 Remember that young obama staffer who dropped dead in Chicago? What killed him?
Posted by: Redd at September 19, 2012 03:15 PM (Z8Qnh)

-------------------

You mean Alex Okrent, that young, openly gay staffer?

This is where Hillbuzz comes in handy.

Posted by: 66chevelle at September 19, 2012 03:20 PM (QjSgY)

344 R) Relive

L) High School

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 19, 2012 03:20 PM (mg08E)

345 >>Remember that young obama staffer who dropped dead in Chicago? What killed him?

Ink

Poison

Posted by: Pirate Mama AJ at September 19, 2012 03:20 PM (SUKHu)

346 It wouldn't surprise me in the least if a bunch of lefties commit suicide after Nov. 6.

Not.one.bit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2012 03:20 PM (3CiXB)

347
RH--Man's

LH--Country

Someone must have done it already but I have no time to check and I couldn't take the chance.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 19, 2012 03:20 PM (VLifP)

348 RON!

PAUL!

Posted by: LUAP NOR! at September 19, 2012 03:20 PM (NF2Bf)

349 Right: Fava beans

Left: Nice chianti

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

350 shaved

balls

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (q177U)

351 MY VAN

HAS CANDY!

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (FIDMq)

352 America is being run by full retards.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (Zs83Q)

353 I now declare this an Official Ace of Spades Poetry Form™: Hand Haiku.

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (96M6e)

354 FOR HIS

PLEASURE

Posted by: Kal Penn at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (V/U0X)

355 Thanks, Ace. I had my career as the joke writer for that pic all mapped out, and you had to tell everyone the truth!

Posted by: jwpaine at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (FUozQ)

356 Dead

Pool

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (eHIJJ)

357 14%



Popular Vote

Posted by: Ron Paul at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (/YJYi)

358 Knee

Pads

Posted by: dantesed at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (+WvE4)

359 The free press was not intended to protect liars, was it?

Posted by: Havedash at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (BRhGr)

They're allowed to lie. Freedom of speech includes freedom to lie. It was when they exposed national security information to our enemies or otherwise break such laws that they should have been prosecuted. Other than that, all we can do is treat them like the America-hating scum they are. And make sure they don't get any federal, state, or local dollars or other governmental gifts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (X3lox)

360 @319 If the power lines are cut, the centerfuges slow down quickly enough to damage them, unless there are backup generators on-site.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (H6rwq)

361 Lord. This stupidity is ready made for mockery. These idiots don't have a clue as to how fucking stupid and childish that shit is.

Posted by: maddogg at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (OlN4e)

362
LH: His

RH: Hers

Posted by: Jared Leto at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (NF2Bf)

363 This just reminds me of all the tilty-headed apologies in 2008. Yeah that really showed em! Its a winning tactic!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (r4wIV)

364 Conservatives aren't for women's rights? Or love?

Posted by: arminius at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (cDnhR)

365 PASS IT

TO KNOW IT

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (r2PLg)

366 The tools on the left who are still voting for tfg apparently haven't ever heard of the 1st or 4th amendments and are unaware that an act of war was committed against our country a few days ago.

They claim to be paying attention and are outraged over the 47% comment.

unbelievable.

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (53riN)

367 http://s9.postimage.org/6b8vxss4t/Knob.jpg

With the utmost respect.

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (Qva0e)

368 Hope 4 Change

Posted by: Bosk, Pirate of Port Kar at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (n2K+4)

369 MOAR

CONDOMS

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (V/U0X)

370 Oh gee, well if Natalie Portman is voting for Obama, I guess I should.

I mean, I can't think for myself or discern facts. So I might as well vote based on feelings that have no basis in reality and because some chick who appears in the movies says it's the right thing to do. You know because she's smart- right? And shes an ACTRESS. I mean- wow. What more proof do you need? I mean, who needs real information about policies and facts about the last four years. I mean- what does that matter?

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (GGCsk)

371 CLOWNS

ARE FRIENDLY

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (FIDMq)

372 creepy

Yani

Rocks


Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (h6XiD)

373 debt

bomb

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (TomZ9)

374 Super Commando Barry: I took out the facilities. I did it all by myself. Unless of course it offends Muslims, then Romney did it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2012 03:18 PM (1Jaio)

If they were taken out by drones he might be able to say that. He was just in Vegas.

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (oZfic)

375

Marcel

Marceau

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (QupBk)

376 You Lie!

Posted by: Bosk, Pirate of Port Kar at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (n2K+4)

377 Armand de BrignacBrut Gold, known as 'Ace of Spades'

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (uMfFZ)

378 364
Conservatives aren't for women's rights? Or love?

Posted by: arminius at September 19, 2012 03:22 PM (cDnhR)


They want to take away our right to vote!

Posted by: Kerry Washington at the DNC (I don't know who I am either) at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (/YJYi)

379 Totally serious question here. Is there nothing that can be done to combat the media?

We're doing it: mocking them, getting facts out in social media, reaching out through blogs, talking to friends and emailing, and not purchasing their product. They're dying, but even a dying animal can get some vicious bites in.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (r4wIV)

380
so you guys are figuring Iran had these crucial power lines exposed, like on telephone poles?

and they had no contingency in case of power loss such as a generator or three?

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (jUytm)

381 285, locals. Pros would have freq spiked the line to burn out everything plugged in

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (duqON)

382 Hit

Piece

Posted by: MFM and JournoLists, BIRM at September 19, 2012 03:23 PM (eHIJJ)

383 Fiscal

Cliff

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 03:24 PM (96M6e)

384 creepy

public

restroom

Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2012 03:24 PM (h6XiD)

385 BIG FUCKIN'

DEAL

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at September 19, 2012 03:24 PM (V/U0X)

386 TAX

ONE PERCENTERS!

Posted by: Natalie Portman at September 19, 2012 03:24 PM (r2PLg)

387 politicians

knee pads

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:24 PM (TomZ9)

388 Choom
Gang

Posted by: Bosk, Pirate of Port Kar at September 19, 2012 03:25 PM (n2K+4)

389 TAX FUNDED

VA-CA!!

Posted by: Michele Obama at September 19, 2012 03:25 PM (r2PLg)

390 They want to take away our right to vote!

The funny thing is, the only people I've ever heard seriously talk about taking away women's sufferage are... women.

It just frustrates me that people think that rights are in little special interest group-sized packets. That they aren't universal to humanity, but doled out differently to different groups based on their leftist-approved identity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 19, 2012 03:25 PM (r4wIV)

391 MAKE IT

A DOUBLE

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 19, 2012 03:26 PM (V/U0X)

392
so best case scenario, destroyed power lines is a major, yet temporary inconvenience for Iran?

And if all that is accurate, in return for Obama's genius plan is clearly an act of war on Iran.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:26 PM (jUytm)

393 Your mouth

Sorry

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 19, 2012 03:26 PM (SY2Kh)

394 Conservatives aren't for women's rights? Or love?

Well, that's what Liberals believe.

Of course, their idea of "women's rights" is for women to have 100% say in the fate of any progeny (including abortion through the 4th trimester) and to have as much promiscuous sex as they want without consequence.

And Conservatives aren't for that.

And their idea of "love" is everyone else being forced to celebrate your life choices- no matter how morally repugnant others my find them.

And Conservatives aren't for that, either.

So, in a way, they're right.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 03:26 PM (8y9MW)

395 The last thing to go with everyone is the subscription to the Sunday NY times. I've slowly been convincing friends that they can live without it and maybe have a cup of starbucks during the weekend instead.

I've convinced four people so far. Of course I use their own liberal guilt on them. I remind them that their getting that newspaper every weekend is not good for the environment when the same news is available for free online.

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 03:26 PM (oZfic)

396 Natalie Portman would be a great place to store live sperm. That is apparrently the extent of her utility.

Posted by: maddogg at September 19, 2012 03:26 PM (OlN4e)

397 speculation that US Special Forces are responsible.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 19, 2012 03:13 PM (H6rwq)


That fucking movie did it until focus group results are in.

Posted by: Jay Carne Assada at September 19, 2012 03:26 PM (QjSgY)

398 OPEN

BORDERS

Posted by: Obama at September 19, 2012 03:26 PM (+QKfp)

399 Jeezus! Is it me? Or does Jim Messina looks frighteningly like Jim Carroll (albeit after a couple dozen of canolis)?

Posted by: KRM at September 19, 2012 03:27 PM (+fXXA)

400 Whats scary is that they are putting their hand over their heart.... pledging to Obama....

Talk about a cult of personality...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2012 03:27 PM (lZBBB)

401 WHERE'S THE

PLAYGROUND?

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:27 PM (V/U0X)

402
Yub

Nub

Posted by: Wicket at September 19, 2012 03:27 PM (d0Tfm)

403 Portman you're a fucking yored zimri kapo .
you should return your oscar for pretending to have danced those sequences.

Posted by: Avi at September 19, 2012 03:27 PM (51xVX)

404 CUM

DUMPSTER

Posted by: N. Portman at September 19, 2012 03:28 PM (V/U0X)

405 TRIPLE



ENTRY


(Jim Messina)

Posted by: DangerGirl at September 19, 2012 03:28 PM (ETWo2)

406 dip

chts

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:28 PM (TomZ9)

407 359 The free press was not intended to protect liars, was it? Posted by: Havedash at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (BRhGr) They're allowed to lie. Freedom of speech includes freedom to lie. It was when they exposed national security information to our enemies or otherwise break such laws that they should have been prosecuted. Other than that, all we can do is treat them like the America-hating scum they are. And make sure they don't get any federal, state, or local dollars or other governmental gifts.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2012 03:21 PM (X3lox)


Yeah, it's sad. They have declared war on the right, but our candidates still have to go on their shows and expose themselves to their slings and arrows for the sake of trying to get their message out and to gain exposure to their audiences. I'd like to at least see our candidates go Gingrich on them at every opportunity instead of treating them as if they were a legitimate press.

Posted by: Havedash at September 19, 2012 03:28 PM (BRhGr)

408 It just frustrates me that people think that rights are in little special interest group-sized packets.

Much like the Devil's best trick being to convince people he didn't exist, Liberal's best trick was to make people believe Government gave them Rights.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 19, 2012 03:28 PM (8y9MW)

409 Jim Mesina looks like a female to male transgenedered person

Posted by: Avi at September 19, 2012 03:29 PM (51xVX)

410 400 Whats scary is that they are putting their hand over their heart.... pledging to Obama....

Talk about a cult of personality...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2012 03:27 PM (lZBBB)

It creeped out a lib/dem i know. He drew the conclusion of "heil you know who". I just politely listened.

Posted by: pray for peace at September 19, 2012 03:29 PM (oZfic)

411 "323 Totally serious question here. Is there nothing that can be done to combat the media? When the media is outright campaigning and downright lying for Dem's, it's no longer far to the right. The media has a license to slander and we arepowerless to do anything meaningful about it? The free press was not intended to protect liars, was it? Posted by: Havedash at September 19, 2012 03:17 PM (BRhGr)"

Yes it protects liars. My Chinese girlfriend told me she doesn't trust Chinese state run media because they lie, and American media tells the truth. I told her that is not the case, that many people say different things, it is up to the viewer to decide what truth is. Being too much work for her, she turned back to her CCTV ministry of truth.

About what we can do, if I had the money I would rent some highway billboards and just put a big picture of Obama on them. You know, like they do in totalitarian places like Syria. If we kept it on the down-low, nobody would know if it was serious or not, but it might make people question where this country was going.

Posted by: meat sandwich at September 19, 2012 03:29 PM (xXhWA)

412 useful

tools

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:29 PM (TomZ9)

413 CHEAP

SKATE

Posted by: Jay-Z at September 19, 2012 03:29 PM (V/U0X)

414 UNEMPLOYED!

Posted by: The 23 Million at September 19, 2012 03:29 PM (Qva0e)

415 TAX

CHEAT

Posted by: Tim Geithner at September 19, 2012 03:29 PM (V/U0X)

416 Let's play tummysticks!!

Posted by: Steff McKee at September 19, 2012 03:29 PM (JEajI)

417 SHOW ME

UR ANUS

Posted by: Janet N. at September 19, 2012 03:30 PM (V/U0X)

418 "Totally serious question here. Is there nothing that can be done to combat the media?"

Have you seen the ad revenue and subscriber/viewer curves for the MFM? Plummeting like a rock and steady but significant dropping, respectively. *backflips*

The media is being combated and they're losing. Some fast, some slow, but downward nonetheless. They are taking themselves out of the market and "we" are helping.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 19, 2012 03:30 PM (eHIJJ)

419 free speech. not a right
free abortion. a right

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:30 PM (TomZ9)

420
Fast

Furious

Posted by: Eric Holder at September 19, 2012 03:30 PM (d0Tfm)

421 30 SECONDS

OF FAME

Posted by: Jared Leto at September 19, 2012 03:30 PM (SY2Kh)

422
Stockholm



Syndrome

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:10 PM (Dnbau)





StockholmFinland

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (TIIx5)

423 IN JAIL!

Posted by: Bad movie guy at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (Qva0e)

424 sold


out

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (TomZ9)

425 It puts the Sharpie on its skin.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (dN5sa)

426
Re: Iran deal. I would lean more toward Israeli SF or Israeli trained Iranian operatives.

Posted by: Honey Badger the Dense Rethuglican Nazi Bastard at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (GvYeG)

427 BABY

KILLER

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (V/U0X)

428 380, stupid is ...

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (X6eYN)

429 WHERE THE FUCK DID THE CHICKEN GO?

Posted by: The US Constitution at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (Qva0e)

430 Confirmation that the only people who vote for Barry are permanently stuck in the mindset of a 13-year-old girl.

This actually works pretty well for Ms. Portman, who peaked at 12 in "The Professional".

Posted by: Karusky at September 19, 2012 03:32 PM (dKyuh)

431 Barry:

Man's
Country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2012 03:32 PM (1Jaio)

432 Winter

Comes

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2012 03:32 PM (lZBBB)

433
Tax

Spend

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 19, 2012 03:33 PM (+QKfp)

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2012 03:33 PM (YdQQY)

435 HAS ANYONE FOUND

MY CAREER?

Posted by: Jared Leto at September 19, 2012 03:33 PM (V/U0X)

436
Native

American

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 19, 2012 03:34 PM (+QKfp)

437 STILL DEAD

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at September 19, 2012 03:34 PM (Qva0e)

438 This is my

fisting hand.

Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2012 03:34 PM (KXm42)

439

Stuttering
Clusterfuck

of a Miserable
Tyrant

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:34 PM (4df7R)

440 411
About what we can do, if I had the money I would rent some highway billboards and just put a big picture of Obama on them. You know, like they do in totalitarian places like Syria. If we kept it on the down-low, nobody would know if it was serious or not, but it might make people question where this country was going.

I like that idea. Of course, I wouldn't like seeing him everywhere.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2012 03:34 PM (zoehZ)

441 READ

FIND

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at September 19, 2012 03:35 PM (V/U0X)

442 fiscal

insolvency

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:35 PM (TomZ9)

443 KNEEL BITCHES!

Posted by: Eric Holder at September 19, 2012 03:35 PM (Qva0e)

444 426 Re: Iran deal. I would lean more toward Israeli SF or Israeli trained Iranian operatives.
Posted by: Honey Badger the Dense Rethuglican Nazi Bastard at September 19, 2012 03:31 PM (GvYeG)


----------------------------------------------------


A lot of Iranians don't like their government/theocracy. Perhaps explosive materials supplied by the Israelis.

Posted by: Soona at September 19, 2012 03:35 PM (n/aLm)

445

Weimar

Republic

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (4df7R)

446
Death

Panels

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (4df7R)

447 418, is there anything the invisible Hand can't do

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (4jJCE)

448 THREESOME!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (Qva0e)

449 deficit


crisis

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (TomZ9)

450
Bailout

California

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (+QKfp)

451
(R) YOU DIDN'T
(L) BUILD THAT!

Posted by: runningrn at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (WGmy2)

452
$5.00

Gasoline

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (4df7R)

453 Molon

Labe

Posted by: Leonidas Americanus at September 19, 2012 03:36 PM (eHIJJ)

454 23 million+


unemployed

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:37 PM (TomZ9)

455 Have you seen the ad revenue and subscriber/viewer curves for the MFM?
Plummeting like a rock and steady but significant dropping,
respectively. *backflips*

I beginning to wonder if this is a good thing. I am not sure blogs etc are filling the void. Maybe Entrainment Tonight, Tabloids and Perez Hilton are filling void.

Posted by: Long Island at September 19, 2012 03:37 PM (kzp9t)

456
I
WON!!

Posted by: runningrn at September 19, 2012 03:37 PM (WGmy2)

457
I SWALLOWED

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 19, 2012 03:37 PM (Qva0e)

458 November

Sixth

Posted by: Soona at September 19, 2012 03:37 PM (n/aLm)

459
Yes 2 Jay-Z

No 2 Netanyahu

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:37 PM (4df7R)

460
IF YOU LOVE ME
PASS THIS BILL!

Posted by: runningrn at September 19, 2012 03:37 PM (WGmy2)

461 children

no future

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:38 PM (TomZ9)

462
OBAMA?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 19, 2012 03:38 PM (Qva0e)

463 Three

Words

Posted by: Joe Bidenopolous at September 19, 2012 03:38 PM (eHIJJ)

464
Ambassador
Dead

Campaign
in Vegas

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:38 PM (4df7R)

465
3 LETTER WORD
J-O-B-S!

Posted by: runningrn at September 19, 2012 03:38 PM (WGmy2)

466 Stand

Up

Posted by: Joe Bidenopolous at September 19, 2012 03:39 PM (eHIJJ)

467
DID I
DO THAT?

Posted by: PRECEDENT URKEL at September 19, 2012 03:39 PM (WGmy2)

468 stealing

hope

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:39 PM (TomZ9)

469
Bitter

Clinger

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:39 PM (4df7R)

470 Redistribute
This

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2012 03:39 PM (1Jaio)

471 OBAMA IS MY BITCH

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 19, 2012 03:39 PM (Qva0e)

472 Yet when Palin wrote on her hand she was a dunce.
F SCFOAMF

Posted by: SCFOAMF returns at September 19, 2012 03:39 PM (3oPjL)

473 left hand; party
other left hand ;hardy

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:40 PM (TomZ9)

474
Tough
Decision?

Vote
"Present."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:40 PM (4df7R)

475 Most people can't write worth a shit with their off hand.

Which means...

Somebody actually helped Messina!

Posted by: innominatus at September 19, 2012 03:40 PM (tq6K2)

476 NO, HE'S OUR BITCH!

Posted by: The Chinese at September 19, 2012 03:40 PM (Qva0e)

477 Jim Messina :
r: Soap on
l: a grope

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2012 03:40 PM (zyM0b)

478
ALLAH
AKBAR!

Posted by: HOLLYWOOD IDIOT at September 19, 2012 03:40 PM (WGmy2)

479
16

000,000,000,000

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:40 PM (LyF0H)

480 Does this have anything to do with that chicken being choked in the sidebar ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2012 03:41 PM (nTgAI)

481 NO, HE'S OUR BITCH!

Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at September 19, 2012 03:41 PM (Qva0e)

482
OBAMA'S

STASH!

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at September 19, 2012 03:41 PM (WGmy2)

483 Natalie Portman:
L: Shaft
R: Balls

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2012 03:41 PM (zyM0b)

484 Obama
Supports

Killing Newborns
in Closets

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:41 PM (4df7R)

485 I don't have the room on my little hands for "go to hell you jug-eared marxist terrorist supporting piece of commie shit".

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 19, 2012 03:41 PM (0CiTm)

486 MOAR

STIMULUS!!!

Posted by: Geithner at September 19, 2012 03:41 PM (r2PLg)

487 resign



please

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (TomZ9)

488 That Messina dude is one greasy looking motherfucker. I could picture him hanging around a tot lot in a rain coat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (jucos)

489 Pussy

Riot

Posted by: Soona at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (n/aLm)

490 Any Muslim :
L: Wipe
R: Shake

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (zyM0b)

491
derpy

hooves

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (LyF0H)

492 Right hand Harry
Left Hand. Reid

Posted by: Tmitsss at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (V4Pya)

493


So these nutcakes aren't religious at all?

This is creepier than the snake handler dudes, seriously!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Buzz Miller The Shit at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (tcSZb)

494 Debt

Clock

Posted by: Ads Writing Themselves at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (eHIJJ)

495
Why in the hell would putting your hand over your heart be linked to Obama? Wasn't that jingoistic/false patriotism when he was running for office?

Posted by: gulfkraken at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (WBfjO)

496
Watergate
Didn't

Have a
Body Count

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (4df7R)

497 Natalie Portman thinks women's rights are important?
Does she know that Obama pays female staffers much less than male staffers?

Posted by: gwelf at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (nyxv/)

498 >
I don't have the room on my little hands for "go to hell you jug-eared marxist terrorist supporting piece of commie shit".

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 19, 2012 03:41 PM (0CiTm)


pu' it on yow bum you cheeky bum-looker

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (8sCoq)

499

hand

out

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (LyF0H)

500 social

ist

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:42 PM (Dnbau)

501 low

IQ

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:43 PM (Dnbau)

502 no

paper

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:43 PM (Ho2rs)

503 BAIL

OUT

Posted by: GM at September 19, 2012 03:43 PM (r2PLg)

504 I don't have the room on my little hands for...

Two words...CATCHER'S MITT

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 19, 2012 03:43 PM (Qva0e)

505 Thanks. This deserves to be on top until the ONT.

Posted by: logprof at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (V/U0X)

506

adult

supervision

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (LyF0H)

507 Native
American


Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 19, 2012 03:34 PM

Honest
Injun!

Posted by: Enby at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (ptlfZ)

508 How do you know when you clown has gone bad ?

It looks like Jim Messina

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (nTgAI)

509 300 dead

mexicans

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (TomZ9)

510 fundamental

fairness

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (Ho2rs)

511 Broken

Teleprompter

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (ggRof)

512
right hand: Wee Wee-ed

left hand: Up

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (jUytm)

513 sharia

compliant

Posted by: Thunderb at September 19, 2012 03:44 PM (Dnbau)

514 Dead

Thread

Posted by: Soona at September 19, 2012 03:45 PM (n/aLm)

515 BUILT

THAT

Posted by: Arab Street at September 19, 2012 03:45 PM (r2PLg)

516
right hand: One

left hand: Term

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:45 PM (jUytm)

517
Veritas

Aequitas

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:45 PM (4df7R)

518 514 Dead

Thread
Posted by: Soona at September 19, 2012 03:45 PM (n/aLm)

__________


BUMPED

UP

or-

DEAD


AGAIN?

Posted by: Arab Street at September 19, 2012 03:45 PM (r2PLg)

519

One

Square

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at September 19, 2012 03:46 PM (TIIx5)

520 Right hand: Right
Left hand: Left

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 19, 2012 03:46 PM (Ec6wH)

521
and now for ours

Romney2012

left hand: Balls

right hand: Deep

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:46 PM (jUytm)

522
Publik
Skool

Educashon

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:46 PM (4df7R)

523 BOUGHT

PAID FOR

Posted by: G. Soros at September 19, 2012 03:46 PM (V/U0X)

524 pudding

dip

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:46 PM (Ho2rs)

525 commune

ist

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:46 PM (TomZ9)

526 BIGGER

n'

BADDER

Posted by: US Deficit at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (r2PLg)

527 Messina
looks like he is ready to yell put on the Lotion or she gets the hose again

Posted by: Evilpens at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (ck76k)

528 CHICKEN

CHOKER

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (nTgAI)

529 Where's

Curly?

Posted by: The Richard Lewis Resurgence at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (eHIJJ)

530 Right hand: Right
Left hand: Left


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 19, 2012 03:46 PM (Ec6wH)


More like

Right hand: Left
Left hand: Right

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (4df7R)

531
Romney2012

LH: Party's

RH: Over

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (jUytm)

532 totally

ghey

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (Ho2rs)

533 Amber Alert..ha ha

Posted by: concrete girl at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (y2Ojs)

534
My Body
My Choice!

Posted by: runningrn who hates Obamacare at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (WGmy2)

535 here's my crude Messina photoshop

http://tinypic.com/r/345d95e/6

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (8sCoq)

536

4

chan

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:47 PM (LyF0H)

537 Has anybody done left hand "FREE", right hand "SHIT" yet?

Posted by: Jaimo at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (9U1OG)

538 Got

Gum?

Posted by: David Letterman at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (eHIJJ)

539
November's

Coming!

Posted by: runningrn who hates Obamacare at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (WGmy2)

540 I'm not saying that Jared Leto looks like Charles Manson or anything, but when I first saw that pic I thought "Good for him, he got that swastika tattoo removed from his forehead. But I wonder if he still has "Hate" on his other hand?"

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (nZvGM)

541
MOM
JEANS

GIRL'S
BIKE

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (0CiTm)

542
Shit
Just

Got
Real

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (4df7R)

543 Let's see Paul Allen's business card.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (8J5Ck)

544
Media

Whores

Posted by: runningrn who hates Obamacare at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (WGmy2)

545 Allahu
Akhbar

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (ggRof)

546
Romney2012

LH: 1/20

RH: 2013

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (jUytm)

547

playing

stinkfinger

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (LyF0H)

548
LACE

WIGS

Posted by: runningrn who hates Obamacare at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (WGmy2)

549 Child

Catcher

Wow. Flashback toChitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (Hj9yW)

550 I'M

LEAVING

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (nTgAI)

551
Jay
Carney

is Baghdad
Bob

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (4df7R)

552 Can I write the reasons for not voting for Obama on my junk or ass-cheeks?

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (GGCsk)

553 R - MOM
L - JEANS

Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (3EB+F)

554 LACEWIGS
Posted by: runningrn who hates Obamacare at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (WGmy2)

MWHAHHAAAA !!!!

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (nTgAI)

555 543
Let's see Paul Allen's business card.

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (8J5Ck)


Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (/YJYi)

556
I hear them muzzies cuts the hands off'n a theef.

Seems fittin', it does.
A stumpy can't be doing no jerky-jerky mischief like these here be a doin'.

*spits*

*sharpens sabre*

Posted by: ...the pirate wench, wheatie... at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (Z7b/q)

557 >Can I write the reasons for not voting for Obama on my junk or ass-cheeks?


whichever's bigger

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (8sCoq)

558 LADIES

TEE

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (nTgAI)

559

Honey

Boo Boo

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (LyF0H)

560 BREAST

INSPECTORS

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (Ec6wH)

561
Fred Willard 2012

LH: Mary

RH: Palmer

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (jUytm)

562
NAMBLA

Rulez!

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (ggRof)

563
Not $16 Billion

$16 TRILLION

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (4df7R)

564 LACE

WIGS



Diet Pepsi. All over.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (VtjlW)

565 i got four of my friends together and we wrote..."obama snorted coke off the head of larry sinclair's dick"

Posted by: LtT26 at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (zJ28s)

566 Wow. Flashback toChitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (Hj9yW)

The scene where he puts the kids in his cage-cart? Scarred. For. Life.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (RD7QR)

567 PER

VERT

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (1hLHC)

568 oops didn't see 541

Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 19, 2012 03:50 PM (3EB+F)

569 $16

Trillion

That's for Obama since he can't seem to remember that numbers.

Posted by: Exile at September 19, 2012 03:51 PM (GGCsk)

570
Left hand: greasy turd

Right hand: Obama's balls

Posted by: Achmed the Terrorist at September 19, 2012 03:51 PM (ndqJC)

571
Obama
hates you.

He really
does.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:51 PM (4df7R)

572
RESIST
WE MUCH!

Posted by: Rev. Al at September 19, 2012 03:51 PM (WGmy2)

573
Honey

B

Boo

(sorry, my axelrod is too small to spell out "Boo")

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 19, 2012 03:51 PM (ggRof)

574 FAST

FURIOUS

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2012 03:51 PM (nTgAI)

575 bush's

fault

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:52 PM (Ho2rs)

576 MACHINES


FOR SALE

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2012 03:52 PM (B/VB5)

577 silver

dimes

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:52 PM (Ho2rs)

578 If you Bing search "Obama Tattoo", the first two autocomplete suggestions are:

"Obama Tattoo"
"Obama Tattoo Removal"

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 19, 2012 03:52 PM (Qva0e)

579 For Michelle:

HUGH

JASS

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 19, 2012 03:52 PM (nTgAI)

580 Sell Short

on GM Stock

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 19, 2012 03:52 PM (8J5Ck)

581
Economy bad?

Blame tsunami.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:52 PM (4df7R)

582 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:45 PM (4df7R)


And shepherds we shall be for Thee . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (VtjlW)

583

MoDo's idle clit!

Posted by: Conservative Rabble Rouser at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (ndqJC)

584
Economy bad?

Blame Greece.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (4df7R)

585
Wow. Flashback toChitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at September 19, 2012 03:49 PM (Hj9yW)

The scene where he puts the kids in his cage-cart? Scarred. For. Life.



Me too! I had nightmares for a long time after watching that. I was sure the child catcher was going to sneak into my room. I checked to make sure my windows were shut and locked each night. Just thinking about this now sends a shiver down my spine!

Posted by: runningrn at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (WGmy2)

586
$9.00/lb

Bacon

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (d0Tfm)

587 Mirror

Mirror

Posted by: SCoaMNarcissist at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (eHIJJ)

588
Moe & Larry 2012

LH: Richard

RH: Lewis

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (jUytm)

589

Economy bad?

Blame BOOOOSH.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (4df7R)

590 Anyone else notice that the pictures all look like the fanboiz and gurlz are saying the Pledge of Allegiance?

The same one that Obama refused to put his hand over his heart for?

Odd, that.....

(And unless those folks are left-handed, they all had to have someone else write that stuff on their hands in the first place)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (P6H+d)

591
REACH

AROUND!!!

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (WGmy2)

592 NEED
JOB

Posted by: On Your Knees at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (wbmaj)

593 One

Percent

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (8J5Ck)

594
FISTS OF

FURY!!!

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (WGmy2)

595
Obama2012

LH: President

RH: Bubbly

Posted by: soothsayer at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (jUytm)

596 purp

http://tinyurl.com/2evhjkz

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (Ho2rs)

597 This is what they would be saying if these had audio.

I pledge allegiance to my Obama and the Redistribution for which he stands, one nation, divisible, with liberty and justice for some

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (tf9Ne)

598
LICK


ME!!!

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 03:54 PM (WGmy2)

599 Dead
Thread

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (VndSC)

600
Redistribute conservatives stuff!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (ndqJC)

601
SHOVEL

READY

*spits*

Posted by: ...the pirate wench, wheatie... at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (Z7b/q)

602 I'M NOT


WEARING PANTS

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (jucos)

603
FULL


LEWINSKY!!

Posted by: MFM at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (WGmy2)

604 permanent

ink

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (Ho2rs)

605

HEAD

WINDS

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (QupBk)

606 Vegan in a Prius: "oops didn't see 541"

Read

Comments

Posted by: Breitbart at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (eHIJJ)

607 Who

Farted?

Posted by: Uncle Milty at September 19, 2012 03:55 PM (8J5Ck)

608
for all the talking heads and experts in the leftist media on November 6th:

RH: Un

LH: Expected

Posted by: soothsayer with a brief bout of wishcasting at September 19, 2012 03:56 PM (jUytm)

609
CHAMPAGNE

TOWER!!

Posted by: BEYONCE AND JAY-Z at September 19, 2012 03:56 PM (WGmy2)

610

CHEESE

DICK

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 19, 2012 03:56 PM (QupBk)

611
CAN HAZ
FREE SHIT?

Posted by: @PurpAv at September 19, 2012 03:56 PM (Qva0e)

612 vagina

care

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:56 PM (Ho2rs)

613 GOLDEN!



SHOWER!

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (/YJYi)

614 bend

over

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (Ho2rs)

615
Posts

Swapped?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (d0Tfm)

616 this is

a hold up

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (Ho2rs)

617 MORTGAGE

GAS

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (V/U0X)

618 And shepherds we shall be for Thee . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at September 19, 2012 03:53 PM (VtjlW)


... Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (4df7R)

619
STAND UP


CHUCK!!!!

Posted by: SHERIFF JOE at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (WGmy2)

620 world

war

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (TomZ9)

621 STOLEN


ELECTION


*it's coming, mark my words.*

Posted by: MFM at September 19, 2012 03:57 PM (jucos)

622 global

warming

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 03:58 PM (Ho2rs)

623
BOHICA

SUCKERS!

Posted by: PREZNIT OGABE at September 19, 2012 03:58 PM (WGmy2)

624
Upthrust
Chin

Like
Mussolini

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:58 PM (4df7R)

625 606
Vegan in a Prius: "oops didn't see 541"

Read

Comments

-----------

NO
TIME

Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 19, 2012 03:58 PM (3EB+F)

626
TONGUE


BATH!

Posted by: DAVID LETTERMAN at September 19, 2012 03:59 PM (WGmy2)

627
JAKE
ELWOOD

oops wrong Chicago comedy

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 19, 2012 03:59 PM (0CiTm)

628
Obama is

a Keynesian.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 19, 2012 03:59 PM (4df7R)

629 memes

suck

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know? at September 19, 2012 04:00 PM (Ho2rs)

630 (L) Corpse
(R) Man

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2012 04:01 PM (m2CN7)

631 POWER
BOTTOM

Posted by: Steff McKee at September 19, 2012 04:01 PM (JEajI)

632 MUSLIM

OUTREACH

Posted by: NASA at September 19, 2012 04:01 PM (SY2Kh)

633 Useful

Idiots

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 19, 2012 04:02 PM (eHIJJ)

634 IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 19, 2012 04:02 PM (659DL)

635 Lefthand: Fucking
Right Hand: Dumbasses

Posted by: naes at September 19, 2012 04:02 PM (0Q9ua)

636
My Jim Messina Meme Generator says:
IT LOVES OBAMA
OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

Posted by: MostlyRight at September 19, 2012 04:02 PM (ZG8Ti)

637
MUZLIM

OUTREACH

*spits*

Posted by: ...the pirate wench, wheatie... at September 19, 2012 04:02 PM (Z7b/q)

638 bitter

clinging

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 04:02 PM (TomZ9)

639
SPREAD
WEALTH

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 19, 2012 04:03 PM (0CiTm)

640 57

states

Posted by: willow at September 19, 2012 04:03 PM (TomZ9)

641
Going

Galt!

Posted by: runningrn at September 19, 2012 04:03 PM (WGmy2)

642 Left: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Right: Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Face it, you need a day off to keep from going blind by 40

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2012 04:03 PM (HJ9LB)

643
SMART


POWER!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2012 04:04 PM (WGmy2)

644

BEND

OVER

*spits*

Posted by: ...the pirate wench, wheatie... at September 19, 2012 04:04 PM (Z7b/q)

645
I AIN'T

NOWAYS TARR'ED

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2012 04:04 PM (WGmy2)

646 (L) Empty
(R) Chair

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2012 04:05 PM (m2CN7)

647 once again, Brit papers report, American papers hide

http://tinyurl.com/92gro8f

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 19, 2012 04:05 PM (8sCoq)

648 That guy gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at September 19, 2012 04:05 PM (kiqXG)

649
LET ME


BE CLEAR!!!

Posted by: BARKY OBOWMAO at September 19, 2012 04:05 PM (WGmy2)

650
SOME


SAY...

Posted by: BARKY OBOWMAO at September 19, 2012 04:05 PM (WGmy2)

651
I've got something written on my buttocks. Wanna see?

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 19, 2012 04:06 PM (YQHqe)

652 Wait a fucking second, I thought Natalie Portman was a pro-Israeli Jew who had lived there and publicly pledged she supported Israel? So why the fuck is that dumb bitch gobbling Obama's wang? Can't be a career move- she banked plenty on Thor and the Star Wars prequels.

Posted by: SGT Dan at September 19, 2012 04:06 PM (jCQ+I)

653

SPREAD

CHEEKS

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 19, 2012 04:06 PM (QupBk)

654 Guess where I wrote President

's last name.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at September 19, 2012 04:07 PM (Hj9yW)

655
Who's that guy with red lips and no eyebrows who looks like a eunuch?

Posted by: clean up that messina you made at September 19, 2012 04:08 PM (YQHqe)

656 DUCT TAPE
KY JELLY

Posted by: Redd at September 19, 2012 04:09 PM (Z8Qnh)

657
"once again, Brit papers report, American papers hide"




I saw that earlier, and I wondered how the DM was able to get a photo. (I understand no cameras or phones are allowed into Oblahblah fundraisers). Typical hypocritical limousine liberals with their champagne tastes and our beer bottle pockets! It's absolutely disgusting. And the MFM tries to paint Romney as this out of touch 1 percenter. Outrageous!

Posted by: BARKY OBOWMAO at September 19, 2012 04:10 PM (WGmy2)

658 My dog just made a messina on the carpet.

Posted by: talk back to the hand at September 19, 2012 04:10 PM (YQHqe)

659 would be better if you had a picture of MKH.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2012 04:10 PM (YdQQY)

660 Women's rights? Why not get right down to it?

Kill

Babies

Let's get some direct messaging here, Portman.

Posted by: Dr. Slotkin at September 19, 2012 04:10 PM (H/nPL)

661
Bite my crank, matey.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/cd4tr3d

(NSFW)

Posted by: Captain Pissgums and his Pervert Pirates at September 19, 2012 04:11 PM (tOkJB)

662 57

STATES

Posted by: Baraka Ocockknuckle at September 19, 2012 04:11 PM (V/U0X)

663 631 wins.

Posted by: Dr. Slotkin at September 19, 2012 04:13 PM (H/nPL)

664
Arrggh wench, I got something that'll clean your hands.

Posted by: horny pirate guy at September 19, 2012 04:13 PM (YQHqe)

665 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2012 04:14 PM (6o4Fb)

666
UM...

UH...

Posted by: Barky's hands at September 19, 2012 04:14 PM (YQHqe)

667
Wait wait wait, didn't they declare that Alaskan hayseed hick caribou barbie Sarah Palin as a loon for writing on her hand. I mean who does that???? That is like so 3rd grade, yet here they are.

Posted by: Africanus at September 19, 2012 04:19 PM (HIlCv)

668 548
LACE

WIGS
Posted by: runningrn who hates Obamacare at September 19, 2012 03:48 PM (WGmy2)

NIKE

SHOES

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 04:20 PM (96M6e)

669 634 IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.


Visit link
In my nic

Posted by: jakeman at September 19, 2012 04:21 PM (96M6e)

670 R) White
L) Guilt

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 19, 2012 04:22 PM (mg08E)

671 Can somebody out there Photoshop this:

The bloody handprint in Libya. And next to it, the written in blood by finger: "Locks on doors"

Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Mick McMick at September 19, 2012 04:32 PM (FHlAi)

672 Is there a serious counter to this effort?

right unemployed
Left 2 years

Posted by: long island at September 19, 2012 04:33 PM (kzp9t)

673 For Portman:

F*CKED

VADER

Posted by: Kevin in ArrrBQ at September 19, 2012 04:35 PM (C3KwS)

674 goodbye

horses

Posted by: d at September 19, 2012 04:38 PM (np9Ae)

675
Necessarily - skyrocket

Posted by: Saltydonnie at September 19, 2012 04:40 PM (v2B2W)

676 That Sarah Palin bitch was SO DUMB for writing on her hand!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 19, 2012 04:53 PM (i0vBR)

677 WIPE (left hand) SHAKE (right hand)

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2012 04:55 PM (i0vBR)

678 548 threadwinner

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 19, 2012 04:55 PM (i0vBR)

679 HOKEY

POKEY

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 19, 2012 05:01 PM (2rJxN)

680 I would hate to see where the gay rights wankers are writing their "messages"......LMFAO

Posted by: izoneguy at September 19, 2012 05:20 PM (oKH8p)

681 someone may have already mentioned it, but Breitbart has a photo of Obama with a pirate, today, for Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Someone there commented that he needed Jay Carney on his shoulder.

Posted by: barbarausa at September 19, 2012 05:23 PM (WWeoI)

682 Twitter is the ultimate ego festival, filled with people certain everyone wants to know their most trivial thoughts on events within seconds of them happening.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 19, 2012 03:07 PM (r4wIV)

Hey. Hey! HEY! I'm trying to work here!

Posted by: jwpaine at September 19, 2012 05:40 PM (FUozQ)

683 Why do the dems look for incredibly stupid stuff to do during an election to "show" their "deeply" "feely" beliefs?

Singing OBAMA.
Holding signs to the 48%
Idiotic youtube videos

Posted by: mare at September 19, 2012 05:56 PM (DsAD+)

684 Slave To

The State

Posted by: HeftyJo at September 19, 2012 06:13 PM (EN3UW)

685 You all are so meeean. Leave my sweet Jimmy-boy aloooone.

Posted by: The Commandeerer in Chief at September 19, 2012 06:39 PM (lBpVP)

686 You know, I wonder if we can get a picture of Ace with "Stop" on one hand, and "Fapping" on the other. Could be used as a public service announcement, just sayin'.....

Posted by: Pave Low John at September 19, 2012 06:56 PM (X4ieA)

687 Shave


Palms

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at September 19, 2012 08:35 PM (SzAZ7)

688 Jared Leto, IIRC was in Requim for a Dream. The greatest comedy ever.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2012 09:04 PM (oZzb6)

689 Alright so all you morons have been hearing about the Hand over Heart shit picture meme the dems have going.

Essentially
pledging their allegiance to Obama but writing some word on the hand's
back surface to obfuscate what they are actually doing.

Cause lets face it, no way are the pledging allegiance to the flag...if thats even allowed around them anymore.

So check out this pic I did just for you.

http://tinyurl.com/d5nmdaf

Feel
free to send this picture back to anyone who sends you a picture of
themselves pledging allegiance to the jug-eared fuck with their hand
over their heart.




Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at September 19, 2012 10:17 PM (ovpNn)

690 FEAR THE OBAMA ZOMBIES!

Posted by: Fred Rick at September 19, 2012 10:24 PM (nK99A)

691 Notice how you never see one of these famous women supporting men's rights? Do they think it's some kind of contrarian or courageous statement to be for your own rights? Just shows you how compassionate Obama's voters are. More in poverty now than at any time in recent history,85% of the people living on the street are men, 40% of those earning college degrees are men and the number is falling, but luckily we have courageous women like Natalie Portman to make sure women's rights aren't neglected among the myriad other men and women who also support it.

Advancement for women was so worth it. Look how much they give back....to advancement for women.

How much is this little liberal social experiment going to wind up costing us, I wonder? A recovery,perhaps?

Posted by: Phantom Stranger at September 20, 2012 12:32 AM (VLauU)

692 Soooo....it was *bad* and *laughable* when Sarah Palin did this, but *now* it's an Obama tactic? Riiiiiight.

Posted by: Ed Wallis at September 20, 2012 01:02 AM (+zx7z)

Posted by: Peekabu at September 20, 2012 01:28 AM (kLPDn)

694 @431-i got the tube-u bring the lube
c u at 2am-

Posted by: barry choomchoom soetoro at September 20, 2012 09:08 AM (SCEP2)






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