Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Needs You To Believe Her When She Says She Never Said Republicans Are Dangerous For Israel

She never said it.

She never said an Ambassador, Michael Oren, said what Republicans are doing is "dangerous" for Israel, by suggesting that country does not currently have -- due to the occupant of the Oval Office -- America's full support.

Michael Oren called her, essentially, a liar. He'd never said that, he swore.

The Debster went on Shep Smith to deny she'd ever said such a thing, making something up an and putting it in an ambassador's mouth. She claimed she'd been misquoted by a conservative newspaper (The Washington Times), something that didn't "surprise" her, because, you know, conservatives lie.

I didnt say he said that, Wasserman Schultz, a Florida congresswoman, later insisted to Fox News. She added that inasmuch as the Examiner is a conservative newspaper, it was not surprising they would deliberately misquote me.

Unfortunately for her, there's audio of her saying the thing she never said. The Washington Times -- that conservative newspaper that deliberately lies about things -- recorded her remarks.

Posted by: Ace at 02:48 PM



Comments

1 MY EYES!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2012 02:49 PM (UOM48)

2 She is a lying scrunt

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at September 05, 2012 02:49 PM (bzy/g)

3 Clearly the issue here is illegal wiretapping. I demand a full investigation!

Posted by: Debbie Downer at September 05, 2012 02:50 PM (wsGWu)

4 Personally, I am rooting for her. The longer she remains the Democratic spokesperson, the better.

Posted by: SH at September 05, 2012 02:50 PM (gmeXX)

5 Hey Megan McCardle is back!

Posted by: simpleton at September 05, 2012 02:51 PM (i3pKT)

6 I would not hit that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 05, 2012 02:51 PM (KjlbF)

7 She's our best asset next to Joe Biden.

Posted by: Roy at September 05, 2012 02:51 PM (VndSC)

8 You assholes wish you could wake up in bed next to me.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at September 05, 2012 02:51 PM (/YJYi)

9 I forget who here referred to her as "Debbie Wassermann Test," but I'd have to say that pretty much covers what I think of her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 05, 2012 02:52 PM (exvgC)

10 This SHOULD be news, but actions have no consequences for the left, so she'll just keep spewing her lies like they all do and getting paid for it by YOUR tax dollars.

Posted by: Sponge at September 05, 2012 02:52 PM (UK9cE)

11 I did not need to see her image Ace. I just had lunch.

Posted by: theCork at September 05, 2012 02:52 PM (hbAdE)

12 This is not the talking points robot you are looking for.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at September 05, 2012 02:52 PM (esW6B)

13 Do not worry Debbie, we will bury this part of the story.

Posted by: ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, NYT and all the other professional media at September 05, 2012 02:52 PM (9sUlj)

14 I already did, and never again. Bill, on the other hand...

Posted by: David Axelrod at September 05, 2012 02:52 PM (Nxs01)

15 You wonder how she sleeps at night after days and days full of lies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2012 02:52 PM (UOM48)

16
One warranty card for a Swedish made penis enlarger, fill out by you.
Thats not mine, that sort of thing isn't my bag baby.
One book titled Swedish Made Penis Enlargers, That sort of thing is my bag baby, written by you

Posted by: Up with people! at September 05, 2012 02:53 PM (kzFo5)

17 Since I wouldn't be caught dead watching Shemp, you should put up the video of her telling him she 'never said that' next to the audio of her saying exactly that.

Posted by: Tami at September 05, 2012 02:53 PM (X6akg)

18 I like my Israeli relations like I like my personal appearance. Hideous, stale with an offensive aftersmell.

Posted by: Wasserschultzinger at September 05, 2012 02:53 PM (zt7SE)

19 Then the mayonnaise in her hair burst into flames.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at September 05, 2012 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

20 Personally, I am rooting for her. The longer she remains the Democratic spokesperson, the better.Posted by: SH

I have to think that Obaka himself ordered the DNC to make her chair. He doesn't want anyone to upstage him, even if it required hiring imbeciles.

Speaking of insane assholes, no trolls today?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2012 02:53 PM (xrX4n)

21 8 You assholes wish you could wake up in bed next to me.


Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at September 05, 2012 02:51 PM (/YJYi)
**
When I need to have an arm amputated, I'll make sure I do that and wake up with it under you. Thanks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 05, 2012 02:53 PM (exvgC)

22 Shouldn't Shemp be down in Louisiana crying over the fact Obama isn't down there personally bailing water out of houses?

Ooops. Wrong president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2012 02:54 PM (UOM48)

23 She's the DNC chair?
It's empty.

Posted by: Roy at September 05, 2012 02:54 PM (VndSC)

24 My ears!

Posted by: LIGuy at September 05, 2012 02:54 PM (+usC4)

25 She is a lying scruntPosted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at September 05, 2012 02:49 PM (bzy/g)

This is not exactly news.

'Tis ever been so.

Fish gotta swim, lions gotta hunt, Dems gotta lie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 05, 2012 02:54 PM (sbV1u)

26 You assholes wish you could wake up in bed next to me.


Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at September 05, 2012 02:51 PM (/YJYi)


AAAAARRRGH!!!!!! MY MIND'S EYE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 05, 2012 02:54 PM (UK9cE)

27 Good lord. Of course she said it. Then she went on to babble incoherently and to know purpose.

That woman is an idiot in addition to being evil.

Posted by: Dianna at September 05, 2012 02:54 PM (mKMj1)

28 DW-S is lame in bed. Skanky as she was... she was better than my wife.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 05, 2012 02:55 PM (wIgpo)

29 Medusa herself

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 05, 2012 02:55 PM (nTgAI)

30 Remember, it is a lie and an abomination and a horror and terribly, terribly out of bounds to quote a Democrat accurately.


Must. Restrain. Urge. To. Flat. Iron. Hair.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD - pondering a Ryan Reprieve at September 05, 2012 02:55 PM (VtjlW)

31 There's a requirement that you give out free brain bleach whenever you put a picture of DWS up on a web page. You have broken the cardinal rule number one. What can we mete out as punishment?

Posted by: Got A Red Hot Poker Up My Ass at September 05, 2012 02:55 PM (t2z5E)

32 @20. I'm starting to wonder if you aren't correct. I should probably stop wondering. But it does seem like Obama doesn't want anyone upstaging him. Of course, Michelle has definitely upstaged him for this week, and I think Bill will too. Oh and the weather has also upstaged him.

Posted by: SH at September 05, 2012 02:56 PM (gmeXX)

33 Oh, the trolls are around. Except Gerg, the polling numbers aren't to his liking these days.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 05, 2012 02:56 PM (YmPwQ)

34 Bob Dole can't help with that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 05, 2012 02:56 PM (7zL3J)

35 Actually, #28, your wife has a wickedly good tongue.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at September 05, 2012 02:56 PM (AbmsP)

36 Did I forget to mention that in addition to our never faltering support for abortion that we also greatly support supporting abortion in Israel or of anyone who might be an Israeli?

Posted by: Debbie Does No One at September 05, 2012 02:57 PM (zt7SE)

37 Why did I type "know purpose"? I know I'm not feeling well and my head aches, but that was an odd typo.

Posted by: Dianna at September 05, 2012 02:57 PM (mKMj1)

38 Nope.

Posted by: Ike Turner at September 05, 2012 02:57 PM (dt38j)

39 Just go back to her getting shredded by Anderson (in the) Pooper of all people and you'll know exactly what you need to know about DWS.

"But you misquoted them and spun it to your advantage."

"That doesn't matter. People need to know that Republicans hate women and Romney is a Republican."

"But you misquoted...."

"That doesn't matter...."

Posted by: Sponge at September 05, 2012 02:57 PM (UK9cE)

40 She does not care. She does not care. Because the media will never call her on it. And if someone in the media does, she willc all them "conservative" and the rest of the media will understand that if they call her out on it, she will ostrachize them as well.

Our media sucks. The only thing different between our media and Pravda is our journolist do not have to stand in line to buy toilet paper..........yet.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 05, 2012 02:57 PM (OWjjx)

41 The funny thing about Ditzy While Speechifyin is that she actually has worse hair than Hillary. She also has not mastered the art of shampoo. I, often wonder when the Dim skanks are flashing their lack of hygiene and grooming, do they smell as bad as they look? Are they among that subset of women with skin that makes perfume and perfumed products smell like bug spray, really, really rank bug spray?

Posted by: Will Be Taking Applications and Assimilating The Love-slaves at September 05, 2012 02:57 PM (kXoT0)

42

Her hair is definitely picking up what's the frequency, Kenneth alien communication.

Posted by: obamaisntworking.com at September 05, 2012 02:57 PM (IPhbB)

43 I did not need to see her image Ace. I just had lunch.
Now you can have it again.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 05, 2012 02:58 PM (vDl/w)

44 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 05, 2012 02:58 PM (8y9MW)

45 Why didn't Romney talk about his last week?

Posted by: Reality Check at September 05, 2012 02:58 PM (/YJYi)

46 You assholes wish you could wake up in bed next to me.


Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at September 05, 2012 02:51

Only if you were playing the horse in the godfather movie.

Posted by: Berserker at September 05, 2012 02:58 PM (FMbng)

47 I've crossed over to that place where even hearing her or .. well any democrats voice makes me physically ill.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at September 05, 2012 02:58 PM (DGIjM)

48 Slightly O/T - here's the latest fcst for CLT on Thursday
"The chance for showers and storms should drop in the early evening as the forcing and moisture move off to the east...to the point where the forecast is dry east of the mountains from 03z Onward."
03z is 11pm EDT. It's going to be a clear starry night at the BoA, just wait.

Posted by: Roy at September 05, 2012 02:58 PM (VndSC)

49 OT: Eamon Javers
‏@EamonJavers





A #Romney spokesman tells me the campaign is aware of the claim that hackers stole his tax returns, and "authorities are investigating"

Posted by: Tami at September 05, 2012 02:58 PM (X6akg)

50
Wasaman Schultz was on with Anderson Cooper a few weeks ago and pretty much said "it doesn't matter" when Anderson caught her in a lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 05, 2012 02:59 PM (c9CQj)

51 You're lying, Ace.

It's the Washington EXAMINER, not the Washington Times.

Liar.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 05, 2012 02:59 PM (Z2wcK)

52 You assholes wish you could wake up in bed next to me.Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at September 05, 2012 02:51 PM (/YJYi)

Only because every morning when I wake up I feel the need to pass gas.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 05, 2012 02:59 PM (OWjjx)

53 I would analyze this but then I got high

Posted by: Polito-fact at September 05, 2012 02:59 PM (wk1gD)

54 Joe is Mr. Gaffe, she is Miz Gaffetastic

This is going to resonate in the Jewish quarter no matter how much Debbie twirls her blond dreadlocks. She is trying to give Obama some foreign policy cred by being a lying sack of Democrat. And Ambassador Oren, very conscious of how it would seem for his country to be meddling, has stomped all over Debbie and her delusions. Please keep stomping Ambassador.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 05, 2012 02:59 PM (Auafk)

55 Of course, Michelle has definitely upstaged him for
this week, and I think Bill will too. Oh and the weather has also
upstaged him.

Posted by: SH


Who knows what the Arkansas Kennedy will do? Michelle on the other hand didn't upstage him.

The most used word in her speech was OBAMA. Link to Soopermexican's wordcloud post in name.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2012 02:59 PM (xrX4n)

56 Well you gotta scare those Jews onto the plantation. They are wandering off as they see the old evil building up again in the Democrats. I'm serious, any Jew who remembers Germany should be terrified of what they see in the DNC these days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 02:59 PM (r4wIV)

57 I have to think that Obaka himself ordered the DNC to make her chair.

Doesn't the president just appoint his party's chair?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 05, 2012 03:00 PM (8y9MW)

58 Hey Debbie, how is doing your hair with a four horse blender working out for ya?

Posted by: mot57 at September 05, 2012 03:00 PM (HDQhx)

59 Why didn't Romney talk about his last week?

Because he wanted to piss you off. Not your type of person, you, specifically.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 05, 2012 03:00 PM (xKC/c)

60 Posted by: Reality Check at September 05, 2012 02:58 PM (/YJYi)

Umm.....cause it happened this week? Gee, your trolling sucks.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 05, 2012 03:00 PM (OWjjx)

61 Megyn Kelly just said there will be no balloon drop.

Can we hope for a condom drop?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2012 03:00 PM (UOM48)

62

I wish I had kept the video, but I remember her saying, she lies on purpose - the end justifies the means.

She really said this. It is her job.

Posted by: obamaisntworking.com at September 05, 2012 03:00 PM (IPhbB)

63 Are we ever not going to let these people off the hook? They call us liars every day with no evidence, and they outright lie again and again and we just let it slide. Obama just lied about what Romney's aide said about fact-checkers. We let it slide.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 05, 2012 03:01 PM (U519J)

64
the phrase "unwanted pregnancies" was uttered yesterday at the DNC

think about that for a moment

the mask is off

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 05, 2012 03:01 PM (c9CQj)

65 No pill we make can help you with that.

Posted by: Pfizer at September 05, 2012 03:01 PM (NF2Bf)

66 From my "under the bus" post earlier when I linked to this: "Because I love you morons, I did not include a photo of DWS or embed the video."

Ace, on the other hand ... not even an NSF-eyes.

Posted by: Andy at September 05, 2012 03:01 PM (5Rurq)

67
Can we hope for a condom drop?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2012 03:00 PM (UOM4

Would you like to see me go all Meg Ryan?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 05, 2012 03:01 PM (/YJYi)

68 Tape recorder? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at September 05, 2012 03:01 PM (Ks4nX)

69 Ace, for subjecting us to that image, I demand CakeGirl as a palate cleanser.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 05, 2012 03:02 PM (1hLHC)

70 Only if you were playing the horse in the godfather movie.

Shed make a great penanggalan in a D&D game.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 05, 2012 03:02 PM (QF8uk)

71 What is it with liberal women? Even when they go for the cryrogenicly frozen Judge Judy look, they still accessorize with an unlookable hippy-chick hair, complexion. Debby honey, it worked for Janis Joplin, but she had inner beauty. I'd recommend something else.

Posted by: gall at September 05, 2012 03:02 PM (Kxz3Y)

72 69
Ace, for subjecting us to that image, I demand CakeGirl as a palate cleanser.

THIS!

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 05, 2012 03:02 PM (KjlbF)

73 I didn't see it, but I am betting that Shep let her off the hook.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 05, 2012 03:03 PM (PH+2B)

74 8 You assholes wish you could wake up in bed next to me.
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at September 05, 2012 02:51 PM (/YJYi)
------------------------------------


I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Khartoum's Severed Head at September 05, 2012 03:03 PM (L5yyj)

75
unwanted pregnancy...

unwanted baby

we've come this far

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 05, 2012 03:03 PM (c9CQj)

76

I'm so glad I belong to the Government. ...It's a good master.

Posted by: Government Slave No. 812... at September 05, 2012 03:03 PM (5BAYg)

77
Democrats to women: You've come a long way, baby. Now get in these stirrups.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 05, 2012 03:03 PM (c9CQj)

78 I'm starting to wonder if you aren't correct. I should probably stop wondering. But it does seem like Obama doesn't want anyone upstaging him. Of course, Michelle has definitely upstaged him for this week, and I think Bill will too. Oh and the weather has also upstaged him.
Posted by: SH at September 05, 2012 02:56 PM (gmeXX)


---------------------------------------------


The SCOAMT wants it that way. Everyone you've mentioned have been given the under-the-bus mark of "it was their fault". Or they "misspoke". Listen to me. I am the One.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2012 03:03 PM (TWs/i)

79 Why didn't Romney talk about his last week?

Because it didn't come out of TheOne's mouth. Mitt's not running against DWS.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 05, 2012 03:04 PM (kqqGm)

80 Debbie Wasserman-Shultz is a despicable lying twit.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 05, 2012 03:04 PM (YjDyJ)

81 That woman could make a dildo go limp.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 05, 2012 03:04 PM (NF2Bf)

82 Only if you were playing the horse in the godfather movie.



Shed make a great penanggalan in a DD game.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 05, 2012 03:02 PM (QF8uk)

I hear a lot of gamers flipping through their Monster Manuals for that one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 05, 2012 03:04 PM (Auafk)

83 if Oblowme gets reelected Israel will cease to exist! Period end of story

Posted by: sonny spats at September 05, 2012 03:04 PM (Bm4aK)

84 It was just 2 weeks ago she was saying that misquoting "doesn't matter."

Posted by: FirstTimeCommenter at September 05, 2012 03:05 PM (hSwbK)

85 A #Romney spokesman tells me the campaign is aware
of the claim that hackers stole his tax returns, and "authorities are
investigating"



Posted by: Tami

The wonderful thing, were the returns to be published, is that we'd get a fine example of the fact that most reporters cannot even balance their own checkbooks. The ones who can are not, generally, on TV.

Posted by: Dianna at September 05, 2012 03:05 PM (mKMj1)

86 Umm.....cause it happened this week? Gee, your trolling sucks.

Posted by: Mallamutt,


(Pss, that's a sock in gag mode.)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2012 03:05 PM (xrX4n)

87 Because I'm a Caring Giver (unlike other people *cough*ace*cough*), here. Have some old school hotassery.


Sophia Loren - http://bit.ly/Q5qABe

Charlton Heston - http://bit.ly/R9vRvD


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD - pondering a Ryan Reprieve at September 05, 2012 03:05 PM (VtjlW)

88 it would be more notable to have proof when they haven't lied.
i'm surprised any of themare ever called on a lie.
why now?

Posted by: willow at September 05, 2012 03:05 PM (TomZ9)

89

I'm so glad I belong to the Government. ...It tells me what to do, so I don't have to figure it out for myself.

Posted by: Government Slave No. 812... at September 05, 2012 03:06 PM (5BAYg)

90 unwanted pregnancy...

unwanted baby

we've come this far

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 05, 2012 03:03 PM (c9CQj)


unwanted gender this is next

Posted by: obamaisntworking.com at September 05, 2012 03:06 PM (IPhbB)

91 (Pss, that's a sock in gag mode.)

Look, guys, you gotta make your faux socks more clear. Some of us started drinking at lunch.............

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 05, 2012 03:07 PM (OWjjx)

92 Ahhhhhh Sophia. Now this I would hit. I would hit this so hard that our coupling would produce a shower of Higgs Bosons.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 05, 2012 03:07 PM (KjlbF)

93 eman, et al

http://www.hlj.com/product/fre29393

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 05, 2012 03:07 PM (Auafk)

94 Some of us started drinking at lunch.............

While the rest merely continued?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 05, 2012 03:07 PM (8y9MW)

95 Jane D'oh: "You wonder how she sleeps at night after days and days full of lies."

Slotted next to Nancy Pelosi, upside down in a dark, dank cave.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 05, 2012 03:08 PM (eHIJJ)

96
are we gonna livebog Mumbles Menino?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 05, 2012 03:09 PM (c9CQj)

97 Jane D'oh: "You wonder how she sleeps at night after days and days full of lies."


On a bed of silver dimes?


I denounce myself.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD - pondering a Ryan Reprieve at September 05, 2012 03:09 PM (VtjlW)

98 It's one thing to appeal to foreign opinion about a US election ... which is bad enough and should have the offending piece of shit immediately tossed from the public arena. It's quite another, however, to lie about what the ambassador from one of our strongest allies said in order to put that ally in an untenable position in order to try and win an American election. What Dopey Wassername Shitz did is about as low as an American can go. Further, what she did is about as bad a blow to Jews as what the Indonesian Dog-Eating Retard is trying to do. The despicability level of the left is beyond measure. They are so depraved and warped that it really boggles the mind ... though not as much as the fact that our society has not sent these depraved lunatics packing. Not much of a vote of confidence for the future, I would say.

These leftists are nothing but enemies of civilization. And any synagogue that allows Dopey Wassername Shitz to even enter should be closed down. She is nothing but dangerous to Judaism and should not be allowed to pretend that she is part of the tribe, anymore. She is worse than the Wicked Son and needs to be left back in Egypt with the rest of the Jew-haters, as the Hagaddah states.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 05, 2012 03:09 PM (X3lox)

99 Elizabeth of Bathory would not touch Debbie. Neither would Count Orlock.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 05, 2012 03:09 PM (Auafk)

100 JEEBUS, ACE!! WARN US NEXT TIME!!! I hadn't taken my anti-convulsive meds yet today, and I just woke up under my desk in a pool of spittle....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 05, 2012 03:10 PM (wtvvX)

101 Not even with a whole jar of peanut butter. Nope.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at September 05, 2012 03:10 PM (Ks4nX)

102 Its interesting that the primary qualifications for being the DNC chair seem to be frothing lunacy combined with a total lack of concern about lying straight into the camera.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:10 PM (r4wIV)

103

I'm so glad I belong to the Government. ....It gives me a credit card, and will make the evil rich people pay it off.

Posted by: Government Slave No. 812... at September 05, 2012 03:11 PM (5BAYg)

104 Between Debbie and Nancy, can either one of them sneak up on a glass of water?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 05, 2012 03:11 PM (Auafk)

105 Sheppy is just obnoxious. What a fucking douche.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2012 03:11 PM (TWs/i)

106 While the rest merely continued?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 05, 2012 03:07 PM (8y9MW)


Rumor has it you have a blog....................

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 05, 2012 03:11 PM (OWjjx)

107 Debbie wouldn't have lied if the weather hadn't been so hot.

Posted by: Joe Bidenopolous at September 05, 2012 03:11 PM (eHIJJ)

108 Sheppy is just obnoxious. What a fucking douche.

It is just his time of the month.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 05, 2012 03:12 PM (OWjjx)

109 "Debby honey, it worked for Janis Joplin, but she had inner beauty."

Man, if she had beauty anywhere, Joplin hid it really well. I have never in my life understood the affection for that shrieking bag lady.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:12 PM (r4wIV)

110 Ace,

The paper isn't the Washington Times, it's the Washington Examiner - Moonie-Free Since 2010!

Posted by: CJ at September 05, 2012 03:13 PM (9KqcB)

111 @109: The only people who ever thought she was attractive were all pretty much stoned outta their minds...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 05, 2012 03:14 PM (wtvvX)

112 But remember, it's Republicans who are Filthy Lying Liars Who Tell Filthy Lies.

[ / msm ]

Posted by: docj at September 05, 2012 03:14 PM (A5uiv)

113 i'm still on the govt ownership of human is a good thing.

Dear Comrade , we do not allow those under 26 to be a total counted human, you may get an apt rental license no sooner than your 26th plus one month birth date.
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Posted by: willow at September 05, 2012 03:15 PM (TomZ9)

114 I'd hit that.
With thermonuclear weaponry.

Posted by: Mikey NTH considering between Fat Man and Little Boy. at September 05, 2012 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

115 You know, now that I think about it, it *has* been a while since I observed that:

The Democrats lie about everything.

Funny that, it's not like they slowed down. Maybe I was tired of saying it.

But it is an apt time to bring it back up.

Definitely need the footage peeps are mentioning of her admitting calumny, if that's extant.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 05, 2012 03:18 PM (bxiXv)

116 Man, if she had beauty anywhere, Joplin hid it really well. I have never in my life understood the affection for that shrieking bag lady.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:12 PM (r4wIV)


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I was of that generation and I could never understand that either. Same goes for the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Just could never understand the adulation.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2012 03:19 PM (TWs/i)

117 I do get the Rolling Stones, they've got a great body of blues and soul-driven work. And the Beatles were a heck of a pop band. Not anything more, mind you but a really good pop band.

I don't get the adulation and worship of the Beatles, but I do appreciate their talent.

But Janis Joplin always fit into the James Dean category for me: cool for the sake of being cool without any significant body of work to prove it. At least Sandy Koufax had ten years of pitching.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:21 PM (r4wIV)

118 I was of that generation and I could never
understand that either. Same goes for the Beatles and the Rolling
Stones. Just could never understand the adulation.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2012 03:19 PM (TWs/i)

Same here. I liked a few songs by each of them. But, never worshiped any rock and roller. For instance, Take Another Little Piece of My Heart, really gets me. I think it may be a "chick" thing.

Posted by: Will Be Taking Applications and Assimilating The Love-slaves at September 05, 2012 03:22 PM (kXoT0)

119 I'm starting to think many of these flacks are on mind-altering medication.

Remember how they denied ever using the phrase "War on Women" and that Republicans had invented it? Wasserman-Schultz was in the middle of that, too.

Maybe they honestly can't remember everything they say because of the meds.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 05, 2012 03:23 PM (dN5sa)

120 everyone bitches about Debbie the Shark but I need someone to make Mooch look attractive.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 05, 2012 03:24 PM (SzAZ7)

121 John Hawkins has a hilarious bit on his blog: Ted Kennedy is the only American politician with a confirmed kill in the War on Women.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:24 PM (r4wIV)

122 70

Sigh. Sad that I get that reference.
She'd make an even better Death Slaad.

Posted by: esch at September 05, 2012 03:27 PM (l5WBL)

123
Ace hits us with 5 posts in 2 hours.

Feast or famine.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 05, 2012 03:27 PM (c9CQj)

124 82 Only if you were playing the horse in the godfather movie.




Shed make a great penanggalan in a DD game.



Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 05, 2012 03:02 PM (QF8uk)

*
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Isn't that an Indonesian vampire -- a sort of flying stomach that flaps through the jungle at night to suck blood from people, or cows?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 05, 2012 03:28 PM (exvgC)

125 DSW strikes me more as a medusa, with that hair and frightening stare.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:28 PM (r4wIV)

126 Maybe they honestly can't remember everything they say because of the meds.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 05, 2012 03:23 PM (dN5sa)


It's more like they need it to be true to win, so it's "true," because the word truth has no meaning other than when the word helps them "win."

Organizations can have cultures, and part of the "modern liberal culture" is that it's okay to lie in service of The Cause.

They literally didn't understand why we were so upset that Clinton suborned perjury - used the power of his office to compel others to testify falsely - because, I mean, it's a lie, they do that all the time, right?

But even then, they couldn't just state why they were confused, they had to lie to cover up the real reason. So they said it was about sex, which they knew was a lie.

Clinton was disbarred for the offense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 05, 2012 03:29 PM (bxiXv)

127
109 "Debby honey, it worked for Janis Joplin, but she had inner beauty."


Man, if she had beauty anywhere, Joplin hid it really well. I have never in my life understood the affection for that shrieking bag lady.

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Whenever one of her so-called "songs" hits the radio, I switch the station. "My and Bobby McGee" is a neat song -- but she butchered it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 05, 2012 03:30 PM (exvgC)

128 Posted by: Countrysquire at September 05, 2012 03:02 PM (1hLHC)
I second that motion......

Posted by: Crowsting, who would stalk Cake Girl at September 05, 2012 03:31 PM (61BD9)

129 Also slightly ashamed that I know what a Penanggelan is... and a Slaad.

Though, compared to DWS, Slaadi have a sort of quiet dignity. So do Penanggelan, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 05, 2012 03:32 PM (bxiXv)

130 What cracks me up is that once President Obama was elected, well lying was suddenly not a big deal. Yeah, maybe it was a lie, but politicians do that, and you have to look at the big picture, and besides, Bush's lies got people killed.

Now all the sudden its of desperate importance that Republicans are liars, a total disqualification. Sure, maybe they aren't really lying but we're dealing with a deeper truth here...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:33 PM (r4wIV)

131 We Jews will always vote Democrat

Why?

Because we tend to think that it's only other Jews they hate

Otherwise known as the some Nazi stormtroopers had Jewish girlfriends approach

Posted by: Natalie and Scarlett at September 05, 2012 03:35 PM (H643i)

132 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2012 03:36 PM (6o4Fb)

133 @121: That was Iowahawk that tweeted that. Mentioned it in a previous thread.

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at September 05, 2012 03:37 PM (izA2D)

134 121 John Hawkins has a hilarious bit on his blog: Ted Kennedy is the only American politician with a confirmed kill in the War on Women.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

That is fucking brilliant.


Posted by: moki at September 05, 2012 03:38 PM (dZmFh)

135 That was Iowahawk that tweeted that. Mentioned it in a previous thread.

I wonder when, because Hawkins has had it up all day on his blog from very early on. Wonder who came up with it first, or if it was just concurrent?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:38 PM (r4wIV)

136 Who're you gonna believe? DWS or your damn lying ears?

Posted by: Kelgair at September 05, 2012 03:39 PM (85l4A)

137 @127: She butchered EVERYTHING that she caterwauled. Can't call that "singing". Not even on the same planet.

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at September 05, 2012 03:39 PM (izA2D)

138 132 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2012 03:36 PM (6o4Fb)


Good on ya, steevy!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 05, 2012 03:40 PM (bxiXv)

139 I wonder when, because Hawkins has had it up all day on his blog from very early on. Wonder who came up with it first, or if it was just concurrent?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:38 PM (r4wIV)


Well, I don't know about that, but I read it attributed to Iowahawk yesterday.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 05, 2012 03:40 PM (bxiXv)

140 You should warn us when you post of picture or video of that Gorgon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2012 03:45 PM (1Jaio)

141 I find it interesting how left supporters take talking points without really understanding the back story, the context, or hell, the facts.

In the interview of Dennis Miller by Jay Leno, Dennis asked Jay what he disliked about the Republicans and Mitt Romney, and Leno stumbled around and then came up with, and I quote, "the war on women." Yet he couldn't explain what this war was. Miller countered with the brilliant line that 30 year old professional student Sandra Fluke should be able to pay 10 bucks a month for her own birth control, but if not, he would give her the money so she would shut up (or words to that effect.)

But what is telling is that so many leftist supporters parrot the talking points without EVER LEARNING WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT. They can't argue their side effectively, they just resort to screaming, yelling and calling us liars. Even when it is ridiculously obvious that they are the liars. Or the uninformed. Such as DWS.

I weep for our country, that has 52% who fall for this crap.

Posted by: moki at September 05, 2012 03:46 PM (dZmFh)

142 Funny that I haven't seen this whopper showing up on any factcheck sites or the MSM.

Huge public lie regarding international affairs is pretty much a non-story I guess.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at September 05, 2012 03:51 PM (hlUJY)

143 I find it interesting how left supporters take talking points without really understanding the back story, the context, or hell, the facts.

It is interesting to me too, especially as this was the movement that said "question authority" yet they just believe what they're spoon fed without really question or hesitation. Really aren't they supposed to be the critical ones who doubt and are skeptical about power?

Apparently not any more. Obey. Believe. Do not question. Do not doubt. Repeat what you are told.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 05, 2012 03:53 PM (r4wIV)

144 OK as one of the token Ortho Yids with strong Israel ties on this blog,
Let me say DWS is a lying piece of shit.
Jews like her don't give a fuck about Israel, don't visit Israel , and don't send their kids there. They are more interested in abortion and would support Yasir Arafats bother for president were he a pro choicer.
DWS was never Jewishly involved until she ran for office and decided to play up her Jewishness for votes. She is a vile human being who almost certainly would have been on the Judenrat or would have condemned any Jew who protested FDRs inaction to the Holocaust.

Posted by: Avi at September 05, 2012 03:54 PM (Gx3Fe)

145
""DSW strikes me more as a medusa, with that hair and frightening stare.""


yeah, one look at her and your dick turns to stone.

Posted by: Berserker at September 05, 2012 03:56 PM (FMbng)

146 endless curse, blood runs cold

Evil stare, will turn your flesh to stone

Land of doom, world of sin

All subside, don't venture near

The island where she lives

Oh, she'll suck you in



Destroyer of life, Demon

Oh I'm ready to strike, Gorgon



Serpents bride, the end awaits

Human prey, no swords or armor

Shield you from your fate

Hey you, you can't escape

Wicked smile, full of lies

Head of snakes, approach her cave

But don't look in her eyes

Oh, her eyes



Sieze, appease, deceive, die



Medusa, she's staring at you

Medusa, with her eyes



Evil witch, cast her spell, seducing you

She'll take you to the very depths of hell

cannot move, no eyes to see, a statue now

For all eternity Medusa laughs at you

And you're her slave



Medusa, she's staring at you

Medusa, with her eyes

Medusa, oh she's cold

Posted by: Berserker at September 05, 2012 04:01 PM (FMbng)

147
145
""DSW strikes me more as a medusa, with that hair and frightening stare.""


yeah, one look at her and your dick turns to stone.

Mine would turn to jello. Different strokes for different folks.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 05, 2012 04:03 PM (VLifP)

148 Yeah, apologies to Anthrax btw.

Posted by: Berserker at September 05, 2012 04:03 PM (FMbng)

149 144OK as one of the token Ortho Yids with strong Israel ties on this blog,
Let me say DWS is a lying piece of shit.
Jews like her don't give a fuck about Israel, don't visit Israel , and don't send their kids there. They are more interested in abortion and would support Yasir Arafats bother for president were he a pro choicer.
DWS was never Jewishly involved until she ran for office and decided to play up her Jewishness for votes. She is a vile human being who almost certainly would have been on the Judenrat or would have condemned any Jew who protested FDRs inaction to the Holocaust.Posted by: Avi We'll put you in leaning Romney.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 05, 2012 04:05 PM (VLifP)

150 144 OK as one of the token Ortho Yids with strong Israel ties on this blog, Let me say DWS is a lying piece of shit. Jews like her don't give a fuck about Israel, don't visit Israel , and don't send their kids there. They are more interested in abortion and would support Yasir Arafats bother for president were he a pro choicer. DWS was never Jewishly involved until she ran for office and decided to play up her Jewishness for votes. She is a vile human being who almost certainly would have been on the Judenrat or would have condemned any Jew who protested FDRs inaction to the Holocaust.
Posted by: Avi at September 05, 2012 03:54 PM (Gx3Fe)
Except to have a demonstration at the Kotel for women's rights or some such shit.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at September 05, 2012 04:26 PM (oiJah)

151 Two words: Tikkun Olam
Which is utter bullshit anyway

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at September 05, 2012 04:27 PM (oiJah)

152 Between her and that lying scrunt caught on tape in a phone conference about Romney's cancer rays, its not been a good month for Democrap females' War on Truth.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at September 05, 2012 04:29 PM (UU0OF)

153 LDWS was never Jewishly involved until she ran for office and decided to play up her Jewishness for votes. She is a vile human being who almost certainly would have been on the Judenrat or would have condemned any Jew who protested FDRs inaction to the Holocaust.Posted by: Avi We'll put you in leaning Romney.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 05, 2012 04:05 PM (VLifP)


Good pick up

Posted by: Avi at September 05, 2012 04:29 PM (Gx3Fe)

154 Apparently not any more. Obey. Believe. Do not question. Do not doubt. Repeat what you are told.

***

Way ahead of you!

Posted by: erg, Gerg, and Clarence at September 05, 2012 05:04 PM (aHR5E)

155 So, why didn't Shep Smith confront her on it?

Wait, let me answer my own question: because Shep is a huge Lib-terd pusseh who would never have the journo-cojones to do even a fair job.

That's why.

Posted by: Paul A'Barge at September 05, 2012 05:12 PM (7JpOx)

156 Re: Kenedy kill

In my re-use I prefer.....

Concerning the War on Women,....Teddy Kennedy is the only American politician with a confirmed kill. That's much more call in radio ready.


Posted by: Jimbo at September 05, 2012 06:05 PM (076aK)

157 Brylcreem is back, baby!

Posted by: Scobface at September 05, 2012 06:39 PM (IoNBC)

158 Jewish people who vote for or otherwise support the Democrat party (as does, for example, that asshat extraordinaire Jon Stewart) don't really care about Israel, or they'd cut that bullshit out. In fact, that's true of pretty much everyone who votes for or otherwise supports the Democrat party (the party of, gasp, Jimmeh "Piss not Apartheid" Cad and Barack Hussein "My Brothers" Obama).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 05, 2012 06:59 PM (UuASu)

159 It's too bad she missed the anti-Jerusalem vote on the convention floor this afternoon...

She could have added her voice to the 'yes', or would it have been the 'nos'...?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 05, 2012 07:13 PM (1GunI)

160 Ace, it was the Washington Examiner, not the Washington Times.

Posted by: RE at September 06, 2012 04:03 AM (QTVh2)






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