Sneak Peak at Ann Romney's Speech: "My Husband Is An Alien Robot Who Eats The Poor To Fuel His Radioactive Heart!"

Finally, a breath of honesty and authenticity!

So here are the real snippets:

“Mitt's dad never graduated from college. Instead, he became a carpenter.

“He worked hard, and he became the head of a car company, and then the governor of Michigan.

“When Mitt and I met and fell in love, we were determined not to let anything stand in the way of our life together. …

“I read somewhere that Mitt and I have a ‘storybook marriage.’ Well, in the storybooks I read, there were never long, long, rainy winter afternoons in a house with five boys screaming at once. And those storybooks never seemed to have chapters called MS or Breast Cancer.

“A storybook marriage? No, not at all. What Mitt Romney and I have is a real marriage. …

“At every turn in his life, this man I met at a high school dance, has helped lift up others. He did it with the Olympics, when many wanted to give up. …

“This is the man America needs.

“This is the man who will wake up every day with the determination to solve the problems that others say can't be solved, to fix what others say is beyond repair. This is the man who will work harder than anyone so that we can work a little less hard."

You had me at "work a little less hard."

“I can't tell you what will happen over the next four years. But I can only stand here tonight, as a wife, a mother, a grandmother, an American, and make you this solemn commitment:

“This man will not fail.

“This man will not let us down.

“This man will lift up America!”

Then she's going to discuss Obama's birth certificate for twenty minutes.


"Note the chromatic aberrations here, and also, here."

Posted by: Ace at 06:53 PM



Comments

1 doesn't ring like "Romney Doesn't Care"....

of course you have to wonder if "Is this the best YOU CAN DO?"

is the right rebuttal to SCOAMF

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 06:55 PM (LRFds)

2 That close is damn funny Ace!!!

Posted by: rukiddingme? at August 28, 2012 06:56 PM (MbeEN)

3 I love her. Her picture on Drudge is lovely.

The anti-Mooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 06:56 PM (UOM48)

4 What birth certificate? It's mythical.

Posted by: 141Driver at August 28, 2012 06:57 PM (bRK91)

5 I think I'm really liking this Ann Romney woman.

Posted by: Icedog at August 28, 2012 06:57 PM (PTS+l)

6 ace, someone today was playing a montage of the MSM saying stuff about a split screen.

Would BO during anne's speech give some kind of emergency presser on the storm or something and they'd cut to the split screen?

Or would they cover her and his campaigning at the same time.

I don't remember the other party conducting business during the conventions I haven't been paying attention that long but aren't they usually courteous and let the other folks have the spotlight?

Posted by: cynder ella at August 28, 2012 06:57 PM (oZfic)

7 This is a man who can save Baskin-Robbins during breakfast then pin your head against the headboard for an hour. The dudes a monster.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 06:57 PM (fLk7W)

8 I think you mean "Sneak peek" ....

Posted by: StacyJ at August 28, 2012 06:57 PM (xU4qP)

9 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 28, 2012 06:57 PM (8y9MW)

10 ...but is she proud of her country yet?

Posted by: Icedog at August 28, 2012 06:57 PM (PTS+l)

11 OMG!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny & team armstrong at August 28, 2012 06:58 PM (Ho2rs)

12 I don't remember the other party conducting business
during the conventions I haven't been paying attention that long but
aren't they usually courteous and let the other folks have the
spotlight?

Posted by: cynder ella at August 28, 2012 06:57 PM (oZfic)

Courteous and Democrat are antonyms, curious.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2012 06:58 PM (z1N6a)

13 So how long does it take for MSNBC to attack her on the breast cancer or MS front? I say 5 minutes

Posted by: Ben at August 28, 2012 06:58 PM (XDHBy)

14 >>>I think you mean "Sneak peek" ....

what the hell is wrong with me?

sneek?

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 06:58 PM (fxHyG)

15 Words you'll never hear come out of her mouth: "For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud of my country."

And no boob belts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 06:59 PM (UOM48)

16
I for one would like to know more about her efforts to train unicorns for dressage.

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 28, 2012 06:59 PM (UuLBC)

17 cat piss

you are sooooooooo concerned.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny & team armstrong at August 28, 2012 07:00 PM (Ho2rs)

18 cynder ella, it's been a historical tradition in American politics for a party to suspend campaigning during the other party's convention, but with almost all American traditions customs, Obama said fuck that noise.

Posted by: Icedog at August 28, 2012 07:00 PM (PTS+l)

19 14 Ace,

C'mon ace fess up you've been hanging with Anderson Cooper haven't you?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:00 PM (LRFds)

20 War on Women hardest hit.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2012 07:00 PM (TMB3S)

21 Ann Romney looks damn good for 60-something, with no botox fillers orcheeks pulled back behind her ears.

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2012 07:01 PM (jm/9g)

22 "Mitt Romney didn't study in college, he murdered his way to valedictorian. And that dog on the roof? Yeah, I dared him."

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:01 PM (fLk7W)

23 Flashbacks to...

.. hearing M. Obama's speech in 2008 on the radio and the immediate reaction by E J Dionne was that we had just heard the first speech by another future President Obama. I'll never forget that ridiculous display of hero worship.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 28, 2012 07:01 PM (zrpqj)

24 @6
Courteous? Democrat?
Surely you jest...And yes, I called you ...Leslie Neilson....

Posted by: Bulldog in Kansas at August 28, 2012 07:01 PM (z1C58)

25 18 Icedog,

and I know he won't mind when we do the same....

and even if he does screw him that's why.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:02 PM (LRFds)

26 what the hell is wrong with me?

sneek?
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 06:58 PM (fxHyG)


I think that's commonwealthish. Little too much PBS as a kid?

I think it's mainly a misspelling, but I see it in commonwealthish more often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2012 07:02 PM (bxiXv)

27 Moocheles ugly fat ass hardest kicked.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at August 28, 2012 07:02 PM (oiJah)

28 My husband cannot achieve an erection without murdering someone beforehand.

We have sex six times a week.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:02 PM (fxHyG)

29 23 SC,

well "it worked" for 'em eh?

I am looking forward to destroying the press soon....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:02 PM (LRFds)

30 CAC post... here and then gone? Ah, well.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (8y9MW)

31
Actually, in that picture, she is mocking Barky's ROE for ICE agents guarding our borders:

"Then you take out both of your finger-based six-shooters and ka-powie! ka-powie! No more you!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (0AClR)

32 I wonder if she will mention his peanut butter problem?

Posted by: cynder ella at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (oZfic)

33 It will be nice to get a lady back in the WH again.

Of course "lady" is a conservative codeword for "white woman".

Posted by: Icedog at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (PTS+l)

34 I'm not sure how to handle this. are you certain she didn't spend precious moments telling the citiizens how lousy we are , and we can't be proud of the country , because , well it wouldn't be fair? or that we are mean?

Posted by: willow at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (TomZ9)

35 21 Ann Romney looks damn good for 60-something, with no botox fillers orcheeks pulled back behind her ears.
Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2012 07:01 PM (jm/9g)


Elegant and understated. Not like some noted fat ass that goes on teeny award shows looking like a hooker in the wrong place. (Yes, I denounce myself)

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (uVuwp)

36 Appearing and disappearing poats!

This is from earlier, but I just wanted to comment on it (from the TX poat).

99
See, this is why I need to be a judge. My ruling would consist of the following:





The Court has given due consideration to the arguments and briefs by
counsel. There is a long standing tradition, dating back to the
Mongols, if not before, whereby to the victor goes the spoils. The
Court directs that the Democrats put on their big girl panties and suck
it up buttercup. The same advise shall be handed down to the
Republicans at such time as the Republicans lose control of the
legislature. The Court further takes judicial notice that both parties
are whiny losers and the Court further highly recommends that all
counsel contemplate having someone other than their blind second cousins
dress them for court. Hereso ordered and decreed.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 28, 2012 05:07 PM (VtjlW)
I am a married straight woman, but AtC, I would like to marry you. Or at least have your stompy boot babies?

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (GrtrJ)

37 I think I just pissed off Michelle Malkin. Should I be worried?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (caAEA)

38 Damn...what a relief to look at versus the Wildebeest thing we have now...

Posted by: rukiddingme? at August 28, 2012 07:03 PM (MbeEN)

39 I'm hawt.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:04 PM (60GaT)

40 "When Mitt murders a neighbor, or the ice cream man, it's not personal, it's business, and business is good."

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:04 PM (fLk7W)

41
In the view of some cultures, Ann has given her husband 5 sons, while Michelle has given her husband 2 daughters. Which gift is better in those cultures?
Put another way, Michelle is not as good a wife as Ann.
Sometimes a broken clock is right.

Posted by: 141Driver at August 28, 2012 07:04 PM (bRK91)

42 She looks fantastic in white.

Is that racist?

Fuck it i don't care.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:05 PM (ovpNn)

43 A broken clock is right twice a day...by default only.

Posted by: Bulldog in Kansas at August 28, 2012 07:05 PM (z1C58)

44 i put cac's post in draft. We had two within five minutes. I'm holding it so I can post it in a bit and eat dinner.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:05 PM (fxHyG)

45 I hope Moochelle wears that black widow spider dress again...It made her fat ass look smaller.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:05 PM (ovpNn)

46 I grew up believing I lived in the greatest country in the world. I think the Romney's grew up believing that also. That's really all I need to know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (05RcU)

47 No frowny, angry face. Nice. What a contrast to the creature we have now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (UOM48)

48 37 Joffen,

you have a BSDM fanatasy involving psycho GOP harpies from Asia?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (LRFds)

49 Meh, she dresses up horses. Clearly she has nothing in common with real womenfolk like Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Dufuq Izthis at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (3tRAa)

50 "Mitt Romney loves two things: Turning around businesses, and killing hitchhikers."

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (fxHyG)

51 >>Should I be worried?

Be afwaid. Be vewy afwaid.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (usmsJ)

52 28
My husband cannot achieve an erection without murdering someone beforehand.


My husband is always hurrying to return some videotapes.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (vjyZP)

53
The Dems have been tossing out the old rules of "courteous deportment" for quite some time....

They didn't suspend campaigning for Kerry, during the RNC convention week in 2004.
They didn't do it in 2008 either.....but no one really noticed, because of the media firestorm over Sarah Palin.

Posted by: wheatie at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (5BAYg)

54
It is worth pointing out that not one of Ann's five sons look like Barky, if he had a son.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (0AClR)

55 i put cac's post in draft. We had two within five minutes. I'm holding it so I can post it in a bit and eat dinner.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:05 PM (fxHyG)

With a nice chianti and fava beans?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2012 07:07 PM (05RcU)

56 When Mitt Romney ass rapes a liberal, he does it for the children, and for the thrill of ass-raping someone.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:07 PM (fLk7W)

57 I'm holding it so I can post it in a bit and eat dinner.
-----
Terrifying.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 28, 2012 07:08 PM (caAEA)

58 Dick Cheney? pfffft.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:08 PM (6TB1Z)

59 "Note the chromatic aberrations here, and also, here."

___________

You'v got Naomi Wolf in your rumpus room--and you are trying to impress her--am I right?

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:08 PM (r2PLg)

60 And those storybooks never seemed to have chapters called MS or Breast Cancer.


But remember she's either a. exploiting it or b. is lying about having it or c. both a. and b.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 28, 2012 07:09 PM (Gk3SS)

61 But......her arms don't look like teh wrestlers!!1!!1!!

Posted by: MSM at August 28, 2012 07:09 PM (v1uZf)

62 >>I'm holding it

That's a paddlin'.

Posted by: Jasper at August 28, 2012 07:09 PM (usmsJ)

63 Then she's going to discuss Obama's birth certificate for twenty minutes.

You just made Poppin' Fresh's head explode, Ace.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 28, 2012 07:09 PM (wZI4b)

64 60 AtC,

as opposed to "I was a poor beggar on the mean streets of Suharto"......

"yeah"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:09 PM (LRFds)

65
13 So how long does it take for MSNBC to attack her on the breast cancer or MS front? I say 5 minutes

I put my money on the MSM attacking her on the cost of her dress.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 28, 2012 07:09 PM (TJ8HB)

66 She's a class act.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 28, 2012 07:10 PM (UljOc)

67 I cannot wait to see this speech tonight. It will be so uplifting to see a potential first lady who loves this country and it's citizens.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 28, 2012 07:10 PM (GrtrJ)

68 Funny, a 3yr old deaf kid using those same hand signals has to change his name...

Posted by: HH at August 28, 2012 07:10 PM (v+ExF)

69 Mitt tragically witnessed his mother chain-sawed to death in a shipping container. Despite that, he's completely normal. And he has a really impressive set of machine tools, saws, and plastic tarps.

Posted by: angler at August 28, 2012 07:10 PM (SwjAj)

70 Mitt likes to steal SS checks from mailboxes. It always brings a smile to his face when he thinks about the panic they must feel - A Romney

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 28, 2012 07:10 PM (BVkEs)

71 On our wedding night not only did Mitt "knock it out of the park" he raped the bride next door. And she thanked him for it later, as did her husband.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:10 PM (fLk7W)

72 Isn't it true Romney began his War on Women (tm) by giving his wife MS?

Posted by: Prissy Chrissy Mathews at August 28, 2012 07:10 PM (3tRAa)

73 Its, not it's. I'm my own grammar Nazi.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 28, 2012 07:11 PM (GrtrJ)

74 That's alright. The maps weren't plaid anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 28, 2012 07:11 PM (8y9MW)

75 Mitt's a normal American. He likes meat and potatoes.

And by meat I mean the flesh of single mothers.

By potatoes I really mean potatoes. He can put'em away. Doesn't gain an ounce either. Kinda scary.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:11 PM (Q/1Jp)

76 "This is the man who will work harder than anyone so that we can work a little less hard."
Direct rebuttal to Moochelle's infamous, "Barack will require you to work." - February 18, 2008

Posted by: the Butcher at August 28, 2012 07:11 PM (8g9qq)

77 49 Meh, she dresses up horses. Clearly she has nothing in common with real womenfolk like Sandra Fluke.
Posted by: Dufuq Izthis at August 28, 2012 07:06 PM (3tRAa)


Here, I'd like you to have this Class-A Thermal Detonator. As a gift.

It will stop beeping in a minute.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2012 07:11 PM (bxiXv)

78 "Here's something you probably don't know about Mitt -- he has a favorite brand of zip-tie."

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:11 PM (fxHyG)

79 What's the campaign song?

Posted by: jewells45 at August 28, 2012 07:11 PM (UljOc)

80 Malkin really is a psycho. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 28, 2012 07:11 PM (caAEA)

81 72 PCM,

My understanding from reading Genetics Manuals like Uncanny Xmen is that Mitt's power came with a learning curve....luckily he had a sexy efffete crippled Englishman to teach him control....

//Andrew Sullivan esq

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:12 PM (LRFds)

82
But will WE fail Mitt Romney? At the first sign of trouble half the Republicans go into duck and cover mode.

As Mel Gibson said in some movie:


Steeeadddyy....

Posted by: soothsayer at August 28, 2012 07:12 PM (xIzGn)

83 That's alright. The maps weren't plaid anyway.


We've been good! Ish! Sort of! If you squint! Over there! In that other dimension! We deserve plaid maps!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 28, 2012 07:12 PM (Gk3SS)

84 You guys have me in stitches. It must be time for a cool facts about Romney by Ann.

Posted by: Bosk at August 28, 2012 07:12 PM (n2K+4)

85
I remember saying to Mitt one day. "Mitt," I said, "if you can't put away that pathetic SCoaMF by the end of your first debate, then I'ma gonna do it!"

Posted by: Ann 'Mercy is for Chumps' Romney at August 28, 2012 07:12 PM (0AClR)

86 I didn't notice in the Ann Romney crib notes any mention of the seas falling, or of finally being proud of her country. Are you sure you aren't being spoofed?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 28, 2012 07:12 PM (/i3Yt)

87 Mitt's favorite movie is Schindler's List, but he hates the last 20 minutes.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:12 PM (fLk7W)

88 22 Did you know that if your roommate commits "suicide," you get all A's for the semester? Mitt did.

Posted by: no good deed at August 28, 2012 07:12 PM (mjR67)

89 Easy on the carbs , ace.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 28, 2012 07:13 PM (N/1Dm)

90 She looks like a woman. That's a big improvement over the status quo.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 07:13 PM (gsX77)

91 "Mitt opened a club called Latex in the late 80s."

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:13 PM (fxHyG)

92 Not sure I like the "so you can work less hard" part. Would have preferred so your hard work can be rewarded.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 28, 2012 07:13 PM (C2//T)

93 A little OT but pertinent.

Tonight we will hit 16,000,000,000,000 in debt.

Enjoy your share.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2012 07:13 PM (TMB3S)

94
"Here's something you probably don't know about Mitt -- he has a favorite brand of zip-tie."


To be fair, who doesn't?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (Gk3SS)

95 We've been good! Ish! Sort of! If you squint! Over there! In that other dimension! We deserve plaid maps!

I think CAC has been reading from that book, you know, the one that says:

"If you give the Horde a plaid map, they're going to want one in paisleys."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (8y9MW)

96 Note Ann doesn't tell us "Mitt will not allow you to go back to your lives as usual. Mitt will require you to work."

Hey, Mooch. Buh-bye.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (UOM48)

97
Horrific pic of storm damage at my house, where winds are gusting over 8 miles an hour:

http://tinyurl.com/9xmgvxr

(not horrific, not damage, link to Flickr)

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (SUKHu)

98 “This man will not fail.
“This man will not let us down.
“This man will lift up America!”


Mitt Romney must have the same pharmacist as Bob Dole.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (FcR7P)

99 WTF is Connie Mack waiting for? I think the Bill Nelson ads suck ass, but that doesn't mean they are depressing his numbers. He needs to get his ads up.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (dX4hn)

100 Oooppss.. looks like Boner's up.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (UljOc)

101 Mitt, I said, as he left to begin his campaign, come back with your shield...... or on it.

He knew what I was talking about.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (6TB1Z)

102 93: That will not go unnoticed.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (caAEA)

103

Ann Romney looks amazing.
Especially considering that she has....
- Given birth to, and raised 5 Boys.
- Has 18 Grandchildren.
- Survived Cancer.
- Been fighting MS.
While being in the public eye for decades.

I hope her speech goes off without a hitch.
And the 10 o'clock timeslot is perfect.....for reaching the maximum amount of viewers.
Which is a lot of pressure, if you think about it.

Posted by: wheatie at August 28, 2012 07:14 PM (5BAYg)

104 >>> Not sure I like the "so you can work less hard" part. Would have preferred so your hard work can be rewarded.

ehhh.. yeah I see where you're going but no one wants to hear "Mitt will make you work harder."

If you are being rewarded better you can choose between working harder for more or working less for the same.

Let's remember the Law of People: They are dumb and lazy.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (fxHyG)

105 Weeping Boner is on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (UOM48)

106 Wonder how many scotches he had before he took the stage?

Posted by: jewells45 at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (UljOc)

107 Ann should meet that bull-dyke girl of mine.

Posted by: Dickless Cheney at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (v4K0X)

108 John Boehner sounds like he likes highballs a heck of a lot.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (fxHyG)

109 And no boob belts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Hooray! Boob belts just need to d-i-e, die! We'll also go back to not having to see picture after picture of the first lady and what she's wearing. She's a white woman and a conservative. The pooperazzi won't care.

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (nxCC3)

110 >>>But I can only stand here tonight, as a wife, a mother, a grandmother, an American, and make you this solemn commitment:


BIRTHER DOG WHISTLE ALERT

Posted by: Max Power at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (q177U)

111 Mrs. Romney's speech should go a long way towards humanizing and dramatizing the stark differences in the characters of Mitt and the most unworthy man to inhabit the Office of The President, Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (DWgdc)

112 Oh gawd...I think Boehner almost got prime time stage fright for a minute there.

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:16 PM (r2PLg)

113 106 Jewell45,

18 or as we call it in Miami County Ohio 1/3d a kennedy

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:16 PM (LRFds)

114 doesn't help he's talking about bars.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:16 PM (fxHyG)

115 HA-HAH!

@jaketapper
"Going by crowd response, am not sensing that the president's Obamacare/"Romney-doesnt-care" line is going to survive this campaign swing, "

What's doubly-incompetent about this latest attempt at an Obama slogan is that it mentions the competition. You don't mention the competition in a marketing campaign. You're helping out their brand familiarity.

Then again, Obama said he is a better campaigner than his campaign manager.

SUCK IT, GERG!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2012 07:16 PM (Q/1Jp)

116 It dawned me this morning listening to the Romney boys, that if their dad is a successful president, we could be looking at the power succession the Kennedy's always dreamt about.

Posted by: Icedog at August 28, 2012 07:16 PM (PTS+l)

117 so that we can work a little less hard.

Who will rake Barack's bunkers? (Sit down, Kal)

Posted by: Mooch-elle at August 28, 2012 07:16 PM (FcR7P)

118 Did she read her speech from a teleprompter? Do we get to see her toned guns?

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (RuVpG)

119 108 John Boehner sounds like he likes highballs a heck of a lot.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (fxHyG)

________

Ya, shit. I had the same thought--then I felt better when he started saying-

BAR! BAR!!

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (r2PLg)

120 It's not that Mitt hates women, but try collecting their tears without a little persuasion sometime.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (fLk7W)

121
Do you remember that scene in the movie Twister when a cow came flying out of the storm at the vehicle? Well, Mitt would have run over that sucker... and laughed!

Posted by: Ann 'Mercy is for Chumps' Romney at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (0AClR)

122 Jeebus. Boner sounds like he's pounded back a few. Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (UOM48)

123 Which is a lot of pressure, if you think about it.

Strong men like strong women. She'll be fine.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (6TB1Z)

124 dude I must insist you stop talking about bars.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (fxHyG)

125 Boehner the Bouncer.

Ugh.

Posted by: angler at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (SwjAj)

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (6TB1Z)

127 108 Ace,

you would too if you had 1/3d the power and people expected you to beat back reid, Obama, the M$M, and the regulatory alphabet before 5pm every day

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (LRFds)

128 Obama ends speech with, "If we win Colorado, then we'll win Colorado...and finish what we started."

Fucking beautiful. What a god damned genius.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 28, 2012 07:17 PM (caAEA)

129

We gotta get Speaker Dean Martin off.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:18 PM (fxHyG)

130 Boner just needs a cig in his fingers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:18 PM (UOM48)

131 What the hell? Does the band have a drunk manning the cymbals or whatever the hell that was?

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:18 PM (r2PLg)

132 Can you get sloshed from--

Man Tan?

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:18 PM (r2PLg)

133 122 Jane D'Oh....

Ohio dinner a six pack and a Khan's hot dog with Mike-Sell's

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:18 PM (LRFds)

134 Chrissy Matthews must have met up with Boner and offered to buy. Crikey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:19 PM (UOM48)

135

The...."Mitt will work harder" theme, is a good one.

Compared to Barky....who has been Partying and playing Golf.

Posted by: wheatie at August 28, 2012 07:19 PM (5BAYg)

136 Crap he's sounding like Elmer Fudd in a suit.

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:19 PM (r2PLg)

137 129 Ace,

that would take an army of donut dollies

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:19 PM (LRFds)

138 What time does the Dean Martin Roast end, and the convention begin?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 28, 2012 07:19 PM (/i3Yt)

139 She will be attacked as a phoney if she wears an off-the-rack dress from Kohl's or Talbots or J. Crew. (Michelle has worn two of those three and was sold as "everywoman.")

If she wears a medium priced dress or higher, we will hear about the cost of the dress and how much help such a dress would give to the poor.

I hope she had one custom-made by a private seamstress. It will drive that Robin person on the Washington post fashion beat nuts.


Posted by: Miss Marple at August 28, 2012 07:19 PM (GoIUi)

140 Whew. Speaker Dean Martin.

Heh. Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:20 PM (UOM48)

141 I, for one, am so looking forward to the post-defeat uncencored Mooch tour through the MSM. The tell all books will be awesome and the public meltdowns and bitter diatribes will make me smile with smug satisfaction.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 28, 2012 07:20 PM (N/1Dm)

142 134 Jane D'Oh,

it is john being magnanimous and impairing himself to move at newsie speed

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:20 PM (LRFds)

143 I can't remember the last time I was asked if this smells like ether .

Posted by: Ann at August 28, 2012 07:20 PM (lo/S5)

144 96 Note Ann doesn't tell us "Mitt will not allow you to go back to your lives as usual. Mitt will require you to work."
Actually she'll say, "Mitt will not allow you to go back to your lives as usual. Mitt's policies will create a job you CANgo to, unlike the current administration"

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 28, 2012 07:20 PM (TJ8HB)

145 Ohio dinner a six pack and a Khan's hot dog with Mike-Sell's

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:18 PM (LRFds)


LOL!

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:20 PM (5jw/q)

146 well, at least he didn't say the second of November...

Posted by: jewells45 at August 28, 2012 07:20 PM (UljOc)

147 Phew--FOX got the hook out.

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (r2PLg)

148 It is enough for me that we get a first lady that doesn't always look like she wants to bite someone.

Posted by: Invictos at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (OQpzc)

149 We gotta get Speaker Dean Martin off.

Sophia Vergara declined, but I'm sure someone is available.

Posted by: no good deed at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (mjR67)

150 Boner - the guy at the bar you generally agree with philosophically but who talks too loud, walks out of the john with "raindrops" on his trousers (blaming it on the twitchy faucet), and tries to light his Bic with his cigarette.

Posted by: angler at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (SwjAj)

151 Bohner is slightly sloshed. But he is still a damn sight hotter than Harry Reid.

Which would you rather see in a speedo?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (ovpNn)

152 She seems nice but I've gotten used to sweating fat asses playing tug of war in the East Room, history aside. Plus, I dig good steaks and lobster and would not want to deny that to one who has been oppressed--one who also deserves long, expensive vacays on someone else's dime. GoBama and the FWOTUS!

Posted by: independent voter at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (1qHOu)

153 Michelle Obama:

"Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Gl8aMOpcg

Yea, I think I like Ann Romney's line a tad better.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (TMB3S)

154 Anyone listening to this Reverend Bill Owens on Lou Dobbs. He said that when Obama announced his support for gay marriage they immediately came out against it and asked for a meeting with Bambi. To this day they have not heard one word from him. He also said that when Bush came out with his faith based initiative, they asked for a meeting with him and got a response right away....and a meeting.



They are going on a speaking tour....they don't tell people who to vote for but......



He was slamming Bonnie Prince Barack.

Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (X6akg)

155 128 Joffen,

"I have a gift, and you've got me..."

//Barry Choom

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (LRFds)

156 You had me at Alien Robot Who Eats The Poor To Fuel His Radioactive Heart!

Posted by: R2FU at August 28, 2012 07:22 PM (mxnUd)

157 Is priebus drunk?

Posted by: dr. shatterhand at August 28, 2012 07:22 PM (kcKbE)

158 Reince sounds like he had a couple of lunchtime cocktails too.

I am loving it.

Its about time people had a little fun.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:22 PM (ovpNn)

159 Of course, as soon as I say that, Connie Mack has a commercial on.

I feel dumb

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 28, 2012 07:22 PM (dX4hn)

160 The...."Mitt will work harder" theme, is a good one.

Such a low standard, though. Getting a ball to the plate would do it. How about "American At Work".

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2012 07:22 PM (FcR7P)

161 It is enough for me that we get a first lady that doesn't always look like she wants to bite someone.

Posted by: Invictos at August 28, 2012 07:21 PM (OQpzc)


I'm still trying to figure out why God put her lips three inches above her teeth.

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:22 PM (5jw/q)

162 I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say we won't be seeing First Lady Ann jetting off to Spain or vacaying during Christmas in Hawaii or somewhere.

Can't wait for the tell-all books from Mooch's disgruntled staff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:22 PM (UOM48)

163 I don't begrudge a man a whiskey or nine.

But this is a blog, so I have to goof on people.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (fxHyG)

164 Which would you rather see in a speedo?

Stop that .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (lo/S5)

165 Black Liberation Theology? Mitt wrote that idea up as a lark in high school.

Right after he shaved the heads of a hundred hippies.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (ccXZP)

166 She is beautiful. Definitely First Lady material!

Posted by: Jmel at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (c+D8V)

167 >>You don't mention the competition in a marketing campaign. You're helping out their brand familiarity.

yeah, we know - Punch Up!

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (usmsJ)

168 150 Angler,

Alternatively the guy at the bar who will give you his last 50 bucks and not charge his company's expense account...

He's far from perfect but he is in a bad position a lot of the time numbers wise....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (LRFds)

169 I bore five children to Willard Mitt Romney the natural way, and I promise he didn't have to use Viagra. So, he is at least more exciting than Dole.

Posted by: Ann R. Money at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (i0vBR)

170 Is it Sinatra and Martin?


Posted by: DangerGirl at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (GrtrJ)

171 Posted by: runninrebel at August 28, 2012 07:20 PM (N/1Dm)

Hell yes!

Gotta be at least 10 books in that alone...

Posted by: HH at August 28, 2012 07:23 PM (v+ExF)

172 47: well in Meanchelle's defense someone talked her into marrying that JEPOS. When she is not in his presence she scowls less. But restoring some class to the WH would be icing on the cake of saving the nation from quick descent into a banana republic.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2012 07:24 PM (dkExz)

173 does the three-martini lunch fly in most industries anymore?

I'm thinking entertainment and politics, and maybe that's it?

Except if you are literally top dog and don't have to impress people anymore.

But I don't know. Anyone in business/industry want to share?

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:24 PM (fxHyG)

174 Naked in your bed at 3 AM when that call comes in...

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

or Reince Preibus?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:24 PM (ovpNn)

175 If elected, my husband will repeal Obamacare, balance the budget, and end poverty by murdering the poor in their sleep.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:24 PM (fLk7W)

176 Reince sounds like he had a couple of lunchtime cocktails too.

I am loving it.

Its about time people had a little fun.
---
Can't blame him, I'd be drinking if I was looking to inherit the worst economy in the history of ever.

Posted by: Confused liberal troll sock at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (6LvlL)

177 Yup Reince was hitting the same bottle Bohner was.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (ovpNn)

178 163 Ace,

No no prob boss....I'll give you the "Oh God he's at 1.5 Kennedy" warning John may wind up passing Obama's agenda by mistake in that case...

nah John if times were perfect would be a drunk golf-club samurai...

of course his last budget was *only* 190-250 billion in the red when he had a GOP boss so "there's that"...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (LRFds)

179 Do you realize that Obama has played almost 100 rounds of golf in the 3.5 years of his presidency.

He and his wife have vacationed more than any first couple has.

He has given fewer formal interviews and press conferences than any President.

Couple that with his never actually ever holding a real job in his life and you have a man who is simply a poseur in every sense of the word!

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (DWgdc)

180 I'm expecting an "I love you *sips beer* man!" any second.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (ay6+/)

181 Why does the image say "VAG" with Ann as the 'A'?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (X/+QT)

182 181 War on Wimmen?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (X/+QT)

183 So blacks don't work hard??? I'm onto you and your dog whistles Mrs. Romney.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (60GaT)

184 ...and I'm OK with that

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (ay6+/)

185 Rience Priebus: "You are black, and I am white

Life's an Eskimo Pie, let's.. take a bite!

That was groovy thinkin'

Lincoln, when you set them freeeeeee...


We all know

Cats are the same

Maine to Mexico.

Good. Bad.

Guys and chicks!"


John Boehner: "I am dark, and you are light."


Rience Priebus: "You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!

Side by side, you are my amigo,

Negro, let's not fiiiiiiiight!"

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (GrtrJ)

186 Michelle and Obama will divorce within 2 years.

Posted by: Max Power at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (q177U)

187 I say if you're going to drink before a speech, you get up there with a glass of whiskey and just have fun with it.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (fxHyG)

188 That's not alcoholism that's a stroke.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (fLk7W)

189 Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (X/+QT)
--
Shhh - its supposed to be subliminal

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (/i3Yt)

190 Uhh.. is CSPAN running this feed at 80% speed?

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (zrpqj)

191 I got some old chunks of plywood out in the garage that have been sitting in a corner for years...they work harder than Obama.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (wfriG)

192 Also "Reince" reads suspiciously like "Reich."

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (60GaT)

193 179
Do you realize that Obama has played almost 100 rounds of golf in the 3.5 years of his presidency.

He and his wife have vacationed more than any first couple has.

He has given fewer formal interviews and press conferences than any President.

Couple
that with his never actually ever holding a real job in his life and
you have a man who is simply a poseur in every sense of the word!


Posted by: General Woundwort at August 28, 2012 07:25 PM (DWgdc)

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ALMOST 100 ROUNDS OF GOLF!
That mother fucker passed the 100 mark over a month ago. Scoamf is working on 200 before he leaves office.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (ovpNn)

194 Is everyone drunk at the convention? Damn, here I am working away..without the benefit of a martini.

Posted by: IC at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (a0IVu)

195 174
Naked in your bed at 3 AM when that call comes in...
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
or Reince Preibus?


I stare hopelessly into the black abyss...........wishing only for oblivion

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (6TB1Z)

196 >>But I don't know. Anyone in business/industry want to share?

My small business's unofficial mission statement is "If you want to drink all day, you HAVE to start in the morning."

Posted by: angler at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (SwjAj)

197 So, the members of less than 13% of the population are pretending to be upset that the GOP doesn't have at least 50%+ of their delegates from their demographic.

They really, really, really believe there's still some credit on the Race Card. They are so insulated they don't know that no one but they care anymore.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (imtbm)

198
Y'all jus' wait! My exhortations next week for more sacrifice, more dieting and more taxes will blow this pasty-faced white hussy away like the levees of New Orleans during Hurricane Isaac! Um... wait...

Posted by: Scowlly McScolderson, FLOTUS at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (0AClR)

199
173...does the three-martini lunch fly in most industries anymore?

Ace,
No....it's really frowned upon.
It's a liability thing, more than a 'decorum' thing.

Posted by: wheatie at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (5BAYg)

200 My garden gnomes work harder than Obama. My plastic pink flamingos work harder than Obama.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (wfriG)

201 Ann served the press her homemade cookies on the flight to Tampa.

She said in her Fox interview that Mitt cooked when she was sick. They both love to shop at Costco and they both grocery shop.

He ironed his own shirt the morning of the Chris Wallace interview, and did a couple of loads of laundry the night before.

I doubt that Barry would have a clue how to operate an iron, let alone sort and do laundry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (UOM48)

202 But I don't know. Anyone in business/industry want to share?

If you can't slot a time to get hammered and do a deal at the same time , seek government employ .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (lo/S5)

203 Michelle and Obama will divorce within 2 years.


Nope. They'll pull a Clinton. They'll never be in the same state at the same time but they won't actually be divorced.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (Gk3SS)

204 Why come we don't have one of those live bloggy things going right now? Or are the Cobs saving that for the DNC convention?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 28, 2012 07:28 PM (L7hol)

205 I'd give fifty bucks to listen to Al Sharpton try to pronounce 'Reince Priebus.'

Posted by: nickless at August 28, 2012 07:28 PM (MMC8r)

206 Geez Reince made teleprompter reading look hard to do.

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:28 PM (r2PLg)

207 187 Ace,

No shit...seriously bang on you have the media shitting on you anyway...

go up there with your martini and oversized glass and sing a little....

"schtart spreading abusssseee he's in Iowa today...."

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:28 PM (LRFds)

208 186
Michelle and Obama will divorce within 2 years.

Posted by: Max Power at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (q177U)

I bet the Democrat party Divorces him first. HERE COMES HILLARY AND HER RAPE SPERM REPELLING CANKLES!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:28 PM (ovpNn)

209 203 Michelle and Obama will divorce within 2 years.


Nope. They'll pull a Clinton.

_____________

I don't think I want to see them--pull a Clinton.

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:28 PM (r2PLg)

210 Yes we are the middle-aged white party. But middle-aged white folks get stuff done yo. No offense to Chris Matthews and his posse.

Posted by: Mittens at August 28, 2012 07:28 PM (60GaT)

211
I say if you're going to drink before a speech, you get up there with a glass of whiskey and just have fun with it.





Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (fxHyG)
Nah. Bottle in a paper sack.Occasionally delivering your comments into the sack.

Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2012 07:29 PM (6LvlL)

212 Romney has a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.He drives that babyaround at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And whenhe's done suckin' down those grease ball burgers he wipes his mouth on the American flag and then tosses the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thingyou can do about it.

Posted by: Channeling Denis Leary at August 28, 2012 07:29 PM (PTS+l)

213 Mitt Romney wants to get all up in your personal shit.

He will help re-organize your garage!

get out of my garage, Romney

NCJ-hate to tell ya, the cubs are done and the pale hose are looking good!

Posted by: TheThinMan at August 28, 2012 07:29 PM (aTZSK)

214 The third speaker is going to be Bill Brasky.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 28, 2012 07:29 PM (EAk6R)

215 Shhh - its supposed to be subliminal


Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (/i3Yt)

Sorry. When I see VAG I have to scream it out! Once I saw a nip-slip at a bar, they had to shut it down faster than Joe Biden at a meth sampler. (I don't know what that means.)

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 28, 2012 07:29 PM (X/+QT)

216 They're a bunch of *hiccup* bumbling drunks!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Rotting Corpse at August 28, 2012 07:29 PM (/YJYi)

217 187
I say if you're going to drink before a speech, you get up there with a glass of whiskey and just have fun with it.





Yeah. And smoke.

I miss the Rat Pack.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:29 PM (UOM48)

218 The Fox live stream has the speeches at full speed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 28, 2012 07:30 PM (fLk7W)

219 something something Tasteless MS joke something.

Posted by: Daily Kos at August 28, 2012 07:30 PM (60GaT)

220 WTF is a Reince Priebus?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at August 28, 2012 07:30 PM (vbh31)

221 I say if you're going to drink before a speech, you get up there with a glass of whiskey and just have fun with it.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:26 PM (fxHyG)


Yes, a rocks glass of Maker's Mark held by the thumb, pinkie and ring and a Camel Light held by the middle and index.

The other hand in the pants pocket and wearing a loosened tie.

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:30 PM (5jw/q)

222 Is there a bourbon sampling exhibit at this convention staffed by booth babes garbed in latex?

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2012 07:30 PM (RuVpG)

223 The Obama States post by CAC is back up. Catch it now before it vanishes again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 07:31 PM (Z2fb7)

224 217 Jane D'oh,

exactly....slow jam the convention like the Boss....

"hey g'd evenin' holy God 16 trillion in debt hat's off and thanks for the budget Harry you're a doll.....

start spreaking the Newwwsssss"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:31 PM (LRFds)

225 Sheppy is in his element. And by element, I mean blowing storm.

Hoping he lashes himself to an overpass soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:31 PM (UOM48)

226 Wow...was he always that big?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 28, 2012 07:31 PM (L7hol)

227 aren't i so flamboyant and fulla razmatazz

Posted by: Shepard Smith is cool at August 28, 2012 07:31 PM (60GaT)

228 If elected my husband will make every effort to set America back on track again, restore our place in the world, and unleash a nano-tech virus that will create a new breed of flesh hungry mutants.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 28, 2012 07:31 PM (q177U)

229 223 AP,

it is so powerful it alters the space time continuum...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (LRFds)

230 Yes, a rocks glass of Maker's Mark held by the thumb, pinkie and ring and a Camel Light held by the middle and index.



The other hand in the pants pocket and wearing a loosened tie.



Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:30 PM (5jw/q)
--If you're at home.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (/i3Yt)

231 >>But I don't know. Anyone in business/industry want to share?


Fortune 500 company here. Don't even think about imbibing while on company time, and that includes dinners and nearly all other social functions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (0AClR)

232 173...does the three-martini lunch fly in most industries anymore?

Fly, yes, yessirree.

Posted by: Pilots Union Local #293 at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (6LvlL)

233 2008 America's Got Talent winner?

Who is that?

Oh my.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (imtbm)

234 WTF is a Reince Priebus?

Bond villain . As in , James Bond .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (lo/S5)

235 Shep Smith's already getting reports of "pre-cannibalism."

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (fxHyG)

236 We HAVE white caps on the lake. OK I-10 is still open, but those reckless truckers should pull into a truck stop.


I need a date.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (3ZjAP)

237 Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:30 PM (5jw/q)

Pssshhh, get outta here with the light stuff. Make it reds or unfiltered. Good call on the Maker's though. Nothing lighter than 90 proof.

Posted by: Adam at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (/YJYi)

238 Maybe Norm McDonald will close this thing out.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 28, 2012 07:33 PM (N/1Dm)

239 seems to be a split of authority on the three-martini lunch, with opinions varying between managers and alcoholics.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:33 PM (fxHyG)

240 Shep Smith has the inside scoop on the cannibals because he is related to them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 07:33 PM (Z2fb7)

241 Whoa...Chris Christie can really sing!

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 28, 2012 07:33 PM (EAk6R)

242 "pre-cannibalism."? We call that marinating in Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 28, 2012 07:33 PM (fLk7W)

243 Christie can sing.

Posted by: Dumbass at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (mxnUd)

244 OMG, I hope the medics are standing by.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (ay6+/)

245 How does this help my Vagina?

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (3ZjAP)

246 232 Pilots,

You beta youa life-a...

//Italian Ship Captain's local I69

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (LRFds)

247 Is FOX just sending Shep down there now for comedic reasons?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (GZitp)

248 Bond villain . As in , James Bond .

Hmmm. Must be post-Sean Connery/Roger Moore. Never heard of 'im.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (vbh31)

249 Hoping he lashes himself to an overpass soon.


Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (Gk3SS)

250 Holy shit I accidentally landed at CNN--I can't even begin to re-type the crap they were spewing.

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (r2PLg)

251 Did they stress test the stage if Christie and this guy happen to be on it at the same time?

Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2012 07:34 PM (X6akg)

252 Naked in your bed at 3 AM when that call comes in...

Debbie Wasserman Schultz or Reince Preibus?


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:24 PM (ovpNn)
<<shudder>> the Wet Chiuaua in the sack. Me: "Hey. baby, how about a little lovin for daddy?" (Yes, ladies, Ive got mad seduction skills). TWS: "AACK! did you know Romney is a felon-liar-dog-strapping-roofing-tax-evading-weird-underwearing-greedy cultist?!!!" Me: (channeling Jackson Browne) "looks like it's you and me tonight, Rosie.."

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 28, 2012 07:35 PM (zXLtf)

253 Well parents called from the Mississippi Gulf Coast, they are getting some rain and flooding. Telling me to not visit this weekend.

Darn you Isaac!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 07:35 PM (Z2fb7)

254 Sheppy will be reporting on mass rapes and murders any second now....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:35 PM (UOM48)

255 This is scary--I think I'm going to switch to Shep...

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:35 PM (r2PLg)

256 # 235

Shep Smith's already getting reports of "pre-cannibalism."

He's only basing that report on the crowd around him, marking his body with permanent markers, "Chuck", "Sirloin", "Ground", and a line around his head labeled "Tapioca Pudding".

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 28, 2012 07:35 PM (L7hol)

257 Costco? OK I shop there. The owner is a commie.


They should be at Sam's Club.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 28, 2012 07:36 PM (3ZjAP)

258 BRB--

Invading the uterii of America's Womyn

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 28, 2012 07:36 PM (MMC8r)

259 Posted by: Adam at August 28, 2012 07:32 PM (/YJYi)

True dat.

Also I'd have a small wind and brass ensemble playing Bobby Darrin's 'Beyond the Sea' everywhere I went.

All class, baby.

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (5jw/q)

260 >>seems to be a split of authority on the three-martini lunch, with opinions varying between managers and alcoholics.

Perhaps. But there is a difference between persuasive/binding authority and dicta.

Few deals are closed without a little "social lubrication."

Posted by: angler at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (SwjAj)

261 I'm thinking this guy and Chris Christie would make an unstoppable tag team.

Posted by: Vince McMahon at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (EAk6R)

262 SuperDome Death Toll:

~0 and holding....

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (MMC8r)

263 When I worked for a fortune 500 company, 5 drink dinners were a minimum, to be followed by a field study of technological advances at the nearest titty bar. All comped.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (RuVpG)

264 108
John Boehner sounds like he likes highballs a heck of a lot.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2012 07:15 PM (fxHyG)

So who doesn't besides Willard?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (3ZjAP)

265 Sheppy lucked out. He's not getting his ass blown away.....yet.

Isaac: SOON

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (UOM48)

266 Ann Romney's real pretense is that she is a wom...oh wait someone said that last time huh.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (60GaT)

267 Hey it's Cheap Trick without vocals! I LOVE Cheap Trick!

That's it. I'm voting for these guys.

Despite that last guy.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:38 PM (ay6+/)

268 Oh my Gawd they are eating bugs as Gawd is my witness President Bush you have to do something!

//Shempf

off camera: Shempf that's crawfish buddy they are enjoying the wind...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:38 PM (LRFds)

Posted by: not the mama at August 28, 2012 07:38 PM (96Kco)

270 Can we haz Hurrycain Zuul fur Sheppy andz Geraldo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 07:38 PM (Z2fb7)

271 "Then she's going to discuss Obama's birth certificate for twenty minutes."

Hey, that's pretty funny stuff, Ace. Why don't you consider trying to write for a living?
Am looking forward to Mrs. Romney's speech and want to see if Christie delivers a bombast of a talk worth a ball or two into the pudding.

Posted by: MoeRon at August 28, 2012 07:38 PM (yWDpP)

272 Hmmm. Must be post-Sean Connery/Roger Moore. Never heard of 'im.

I think it was John Lithgow that did the part ....... or maybe Anthony Hopkins ..... sometimes I lose track of these things .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 28, 2012 07:39 PM (lo/S5)

273 270 AP,

Anderson Cooper and Shempf will take turn with playing kite...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:39 PM (LRFds)

274 note to self: if I'm ever at an event that is being televised live.. do not dance

Posted by: not the mama at August 28, 2012 07:40 PM (96Kco)

275 This interracial marriage video clearly demonstrates the bigotry inherent in the Republican party. Good looking actors, though.

Posted by: Chris Matthews, voice of reason at August 28, 2012 07:40 PM (6LvlL)

276 Mia Love is going to be a star.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2012 07:40 PM (TMB3S)

277 Shep may be running into the infamous Katrina looter soon:

http://tinyurl.com/9r8t4xs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:40 PM (UOM48)

278 All hail the storm chasers. As others are heading to high ground, they go into the storm.

http://www.ustream.tv/hurricanetrack

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 07:40 PM (Z2fb7)

279 >>want to see if Christie delivers a bombast of a talk worth a ball or two into the pudding.

Are you kidding? That's mostly, of not all, of what he is. To me, he's like Newt; I may not agree with him but I love the shit out of how he says what he says. The RNC is banking on a two ball dip.

Posted by: angler at August 28, 2012 07:41 PM (SwjAj)

280 Also I'd have a small wind and brass ensemble playing Bobby Darrin's 'Beyond the Sea' everywhere I went.



All class, baby.

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:37 PM (5jw/q)
Classy song from a classy era. Something tells me that in Darin's way too short career, he never sang "let me do you in the ass", which I heard as some rap from a passing car the other day

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 28, 2012 07:41 PM (zXLtf)

281 I can't believe the Repukes are having a fuckin beach party in Florida whilemillions of helpless blacks in Lousiana are being murderedby a powerfulCategory Bush hurricane...

Fuckin racists

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 28, 2012 07:41 PM (PTS+l)

282 Mia Love looking good...

Posted by: Redd at August 28, 2012 07:42 PM (w062R)

283 (While trying to impale Shep) "The Farce is strong with this one!"

Posted by: Darth Bugger at August 28, 2012 07:42 PM (BAnPT)

284 "And those storybooks never seemed to have chapters called MS or Breast Cancer."

The Lifetime Channel "Stories for Kids" books do...

Posted by: A. at August 28, 2012 07:42 PM (eV0tB)

285 Maybe this will distract Chrissy Matthews....

http://youtu.be/rTS-3I17BGM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 07:42 PM (Z2fb7)

286 It all depends

I worked for a French/Canadian company located in Montreal and any pretext was used to wine and dine a client at any all times.

Multiple bottles of hundred dollar wine and liqueur flowed freely.

I've worked for American companies where alcohol was never really part of the whole wine and dine. It was more serious and formal.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 28, 2012 07:43 PM (DWgdc)

287 281 I can't believe the Repukes are having a fuckin beach party in Florida whilemillions of helpless blacks in Lousiana are being murderedby a powerfulCategory Bush hurricane...

Fuckin racists
Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 28, 2012 07:41 PM (PTS+l)

__________

I see you get your talking points from CNN.

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2012 07:43 PM (r2PLg)

288 Mia Love: Not Authentic

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 28, 2012 07:43 PM (MMC8r)

289 278 AP,


we used to call that a "wrong turn"...

ah you kids and your toys...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:43 PM (LRFds)

290
Back in the day when social lubricity was the norm, I was at a dinner of about 30 people - one-half us and one-half from our computer supplier - when our rep ordered up some "Combat Zone Cheesecake": two slices placed in a "V" with a generous portion of cherry sauce ladled onto the apex.

Drunken hilarity ensued. (We were in Boston, btw.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 28, 2012 07:43 PM (0AClR)

291 #273, heh! Kite in a thunderstorm we can hope.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 07:43 PM (Z2fb7)

292 Also Montreal has the best strip clubs in the world, bar none!

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 28, 2012 07:43 PM (DWgdc)

293 I hope Mia Love dies...how dare she speak of the "success" of her mother and father...they must have been total Uncle Toms and racial sell-outs.

Posted by: Ellen Barkin at August 28, 2012 07:43 PM (yWDpP)

294 "Mia Love is going to be a star."

I think so also.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 28, 2012 07:44 PM (GZitp)

295 Mia be kickin' some ass.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:44 PM (ay6+/)

296 Wow. Mia Love is on fire. She and Paul Ryan: new faces of the Republican party.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:44 PM (UOM48)

297 "Hey it's Cheap Trick without vocals! I LOVE Cheap Trick!"

According to Pat and Stu, some of the acts include Journey and Wyclef Jean.

Also, Kid Rock who must be smoking extra meth to kill the Hep C he had to have contracted from Pam.

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:44 PM (5jw/q)

298 Shep always requests to be sent on location to witness the hurricanes so he can be present in the eye of the storm. There just something about that prolaspsed hole in the sky that inspires him and enlivens his senses.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 28, 2012 07:44 PM (N/1Dm)

299 'so we can work a little less hard'

she is probably speaking of peoplethat now work for half the money , longr hours than they used to four years ago.
and i knowpeople that do .
you have no recourse in this economic environment, there are no 'other jobs'

Posted by: willow at August 28, 2012 07:45 PM (TomZ9)

300 292 GW,

and very friendly and enterprising horizontal refreshment contract representatives...

Little punk rock hooker with purple hair was aggressively offering her services when my wife and I honeymooned there...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:45 PM (LRFds)

301 Actually Sven they put their camera on a buoy. So no storm chasers in danger.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 07:45 PM (Z2fb7)

302 That's bullshit. Mia needed another 20 minutes.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:45 PM (ay6+/)

303 Jeanine Turner.

Take that, Barkin.

Posted by: nickless at August 28, 2012 07:45 PM (MMC8r)

304 I've been to Nawlins before. I know everything there is to know about the area. They couldn't have gotten through the last hurricane without me.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2012 07:46 PM (mjR67)

305 Is it just me or does the RNC crowd kinda suck?

Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2012 07:46 PM (X6akg)

306 214 - Bill Brasky is a sonofabitch!

Posted by: the Butcher at August 28, 2012 07:46 PM (8g9qq)

307 301 AP,

That's nice....on "kite" playing it involves jamming a stick in their nether regions with rope attached....it's a funnier visual....never mind

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:46 PM (LRFds)

308 Needed more Mia. Ms. Turner's kinda meh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:47 PM (UOM48)

309 When I was young and could still get it up without the aid of pharmaceuticals, I though Janine Turner was hot. Liked her better as a brunette.

Posted by: MoeRon at August 28, 2012 07:47 PM (yWDpP)

310 Jeanine Turner has a radio show?

Posted by: nickless at August 28, 2012 07:47 PM (MMC8r)

311 OK, I know this supposed to be about politics and all but Janine needs to lose the blonde hair. That girl is one sexy brunette.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:47 PM (ay6+/)

312 305 Tami,

I turned down an invite....

the whole storm thing, the floor fight the Ronulans and TP and SoCons seem to be in a race to start

mostly I just want to start ad bombing the shit out of the nation....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:48 PM (LRFds)

313 Jeanine Turner, I'd hit it, rather hit the 2000 brunette Jeanine Turner but this will do.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 28, 2012 07:48 PM (GZitp)

314 Blondes are ten-a-penny in Hollywood.

Posted by: nickless at August 28, 2012 07:48 PM (MMC8r)

315 305
Is it just me or does the RNC crowd kinda suck?


Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2012 07:46 PM (X6akg)

it's not just you

Posted by: not the mama at August 28, 2012 07:48 PM (96Kco)

316 "Is it just me or does the RNC crowd kinda suck?"

Only the last night is there ever any real excitement from the crowd. It's hard to be on for three nights running.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM (GZitp)

317 I'm still gobsmacked that some states (including mine) had delegates who were undecided. And the Paulbots......ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM (UOM48)

318 Definitely brunette Janine Turner over blonde. It washes her out.

Posted by: no good deed at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM (mjR67)

319 "Blondes are ten-a-penny in Hollywood"

Just check for penises first!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM (PTS+l)

320 I cast my vote for brunette Jeanine Turner. She looks good, but too much like a young Florence Henderson.

Posted by: not the mama at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM (96Kco)

321 Is it just me or does the RNC crowd kinda suck?




Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2012 07:46 PM (X6akg)


I think the good crowd is being kept in storage for Thursday.

Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM (6LvlL)

322 O/T but infuriating: Penn State bans Niel Diamond's song "Sweet Caroline", a timeout staple for decades at Beaver stadium (to which I can attest), because of the lyrics "''touching me, touching you"'.

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM (zXLtf)

323 I vote for brunette Janine as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:51 PM (UOM48)

324 Fellow 'rons and 'ronettes....
What time is Christie speaking? How about Mrs. Romney?

Posted by: MoeRon at August 28, 2012 07:51 PM (yWDpP)

325 been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 28, 2012 07:52 PM (fxHyG)

326 I doubt that Barry would have a clue how to operate an iron, let alone sort and do laundry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2012 07:27 PM (UOM4


Neither does Michelle. Do you really think that woman ever did any housework in her life? That's why she keeps Mom around

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 28, 2012 07:52 PM (uVuwp)

327 Whoever did the caption, thank you for the wonderful laugh.

Posted by: Tonawanda at August 28, 2012 07:52 PM (l62NP)

328 I cast my vote for brunette Jeanine Turner. She looks good, but too much like a young Florence Henderson.


Posted by: not the mama at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM
----------
Brunette, yes but now I'm having some old, just pre post pubescent funny feelings. Florence always made me feel funny...down there stuff.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:53 PM (ay6+/)

329 Brunette, yes but now I'm having some old, just pre
post pubescent funny feelings. Florence always made me feel
funny...down there stuff.


Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 28, 2012 07:53 PM (ay6+/)
Did she do Greg? Or was that an urban legend?

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 28, 2012 07:54 PM (zXLtf)

330 326 MaBell,

It's also why most of her belts are balanced and weighted to act as whips

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:54 PM (LRFds)

331 It's funny as hell flipping back and forth between CSPAN and MSNBC. They are doing their best to refute everything that the speakers are saying, they aren't even pretending to be non-partisan anymore.

But FOX is evil.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2012 07:55 PM (TMB3S)

332 Penn State bans Niel Diamond's song "Sweet Caroline", a timeout staple for decades at Beaver stadium (to which I can attest), because of the lyrics "''touching me, touching you"'.

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 28, 2012 07:50 PM (zXLtf)


Penn State denies that which is a lie piled on stupid.

I understand that they're trying to rehab their image but that's not the way to do it.

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 28, 2012 07:55 PM (5jw/q)

333 Where is this place "New Wallins" they keep talking about on the TV?

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 28, 2012 07:55 PM (uRumV)

334 Romney and Bush are probably two of the most personally decent men who've run for President in my lifetime. I sure hope things work out better for Romney.

Mitt doesn't believe that bullshit about "nation building", does he? Yah, let's "build a nation" out of goat fucking pedarasts who love the advantages of living in the 6th century...Who needs to be schooled by Edmund Burke?

Posted by: MoeRon at August 28, 2012 07:55 PM (yWDpP)

335 HOLY SHIT!

THEY GOT CHER!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 28, 2012 07:56 PM (ovpNn)

336 Sing "Melancholy Baby".

Sing "Melancholy Baby".

Sing "Melancholy Baby".

Sing "Melancholy Baby".

Sing "Melancholy Baby".

Sing "Melancholy Baby".


Yeeeah! sing the hell outta that bitch!

Posted by: The Whisky in Boehner's Stomach at August 28, 2012 07:56 PM (G9qZk)

337 331 JackStraw,

it has to do with IQ handicapping.....they know Bark is a special needs PotUS so they "help"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 07:56 PM (LRFds)

338 This Delaware woman is great.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 28, 2012 08:04 PM (GZitp)

339 338,

her voice left something to be desired, good content though....the Gatlin Borthers are nice

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 08:06 PM (LRFds)

340 If she's thinking about adopting, I am so, so, so available.

Posted by: the other coyote at August 28, 2012 08:08 PM (yK44T)

341
plus mit's wife has a better pick of clothes than moochellie does. Plus mit's wife is SO MUCH WAY BETTER LOOKING. Well, if ofuckus in the ass had married Trya Banks then Trya Banks would win in looks.
I know racest. If I was I would have some one to mow my lawn, fix up my back yard, clean my house,and do other chores around the housewith out having to pay them any money. racest no I am not, just getting tired of doing all this jobs in my OLD age and not have enough money to pay someone to do them for me like moochellie does.

Posted by: Heltau at August 28, 2012 08:14 PM (Tp2Qu)

342 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2012 08:41 PM (6o4Fb)

343 I know Romney doesn't want to run on his personality or his history but he really has a pretty astounding life that people need to know more about. I have my problems with his policies, I don't care for how he will say whatever someone wants to hear, and his almost machine-like precision in the campaign is kind of creepy, but the man as a human being is frankly amazing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2012 08:43 PM (r4wIV)

344 At my signal, unleash hell

Posted by: Maximus Decimus Romneyus at August 28, 2012 10:45 PM (AbmsP)

345 It's interesting that you're willing to make jokes about the birth certificate criticism, to the point of even using relevant phrases, but you are not willing to actually ever consider or discuss the specific evidence used in that criticism.

As though it doesn't matter what the evidence does or does not indicate to be true; what matters is what is politically useful and acceptable to you.

It is also interesting that the RNC is announcing only delegate votes for Romney. Votes were certainly cast for Paul and Santorum, but they are not being announced. As though they never existed. Same idea: only what is political useful.

You're worse than a Democrat, because you know the difference between right and wrong, but you refuse to act on it.

I live in Virginia and I am not voting for Romney. As long as Republicans think acting like Democrats is an acceptable path to power, they don't deserve that power.

Posted by: Rollory at August 29, 2012 12:05 AM (RoTMF)

346 "Alien Robot Who Eats The Poor To Fuel His Radioactive Heart" sounds like Cheney. He has gone through more hearts than the Aztecs at the height of their pillaging and human sacrificing.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 29, 2012 04:56 PM (i0vBR)






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