Obama's Appeal Isn't Shrinking, It's Becoming More Selective

Compare and contrast with this

Crowds Swell at Romney Rallies After Ryan Pick
MOORESVILLE, N.C.—The crowds at Romney rallies swelled to the thousands and grew more raucous in the wake of his vice presidential pick—and the running mates' Midwestern roots became a major theme.

Posted by: DrewM. at 05:33 PM

Comments

1 His amp goes to 11 though.

Posted by: toby928© at August 12, 2012 05:33 PM (QupBk)

2 hi

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (8MCmv)

3 And truthfully, Chicago isn't much of a college town.

Posted by: toby928© at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (QupBk)

4 It's my fault, I got the timing wrong. I got no timing. Will you do me a favor? Kick my ass. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick this ass for a man!

Posted by: Artie Fufkin, DNC at August 12, 2012 05:34 PM (219RQ)

5 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (6o4Fb)

6 So they can pack a room full of people who can throw $25K on a single meal but not for the equivalent of a slightly upscale restaurant. As in, where normal people might dine.

Hope this is an indicator that average Americans are wising up.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (kcfmt)

7 Shrinking to a selective group of mental midgets,perverts and leeches.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 05:36 PM (6o4Fb)

8 Hey, it's chi-town baby. Ever been here? Hell, I lived here and was scared to leave my mansion, I mean, quaint humble abode.

Posted by: Barry S at August 12, 2012 05:37 PM (/YJYi)

9 Its not safe to gather in groups around here

Posted by: Dodging bullets in Chicago at August 12, 2012 05:37 PM (WqcDi)

10 Only half full? Has the gang violence extended up the ladder to the big time crooks?

Posted by: Adam at August 12, 2012 05:38 PM (/YJYi)

11 B. Hussein Obama is a SCoaMF that stole $700 billion from Medicare.

That and being a hate-filled piece of shit makes it hard to raise money, even in Chitgaco.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 12, 2012 05:38 PM (QBQcg)

12 Meanwhile,a Legal Insurrection reader sent this in about the Romney-Ryan rally.

From reader Tim who is at the Romney-Ryan appearance in High Point, North Carolina:

Going into the doors. Holy moly I can’t believe the people.

One picture is the front of the line, one picture kinda the back, EXCEPT my camera can’t capture two and a half blocks of people.

Many are actually women (the shock).

Tim just emailed again:

I have never been to a rally, but the picture in my head did not include a line to get off the exit, a half mile walk to the line and then a multiple block line. Consider me heartened.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 05:38 PM (6o4Fb)

13 How much choom does $51 buy?

Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 05:39 PM (dAfqy)

14 Half full? That must be what they call "optimism".

Posted by: JDTAY at August 12, 2012 05:39 PM (a0nis)

15 doom to choom

Posted by: newrouter at August 12, 2012 05:41 PM (kfeRL)

16 See the pictures of the R&R appearance at Hot Air. Maybe Ebola can't get the crowds but at least he can fill the smaller venues, like Chuckie Cheese.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (Y/+Sm)

17 In other news, ANderson Coopers boyfreind cought on camera swapping spit with unknown male in central park ala Kristen Stewart. Will Anderson still go through with the wedding?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 12, 2012 05:44 PM (ovpNn)

18 Aren't you LISTENING TO ME! It's an ELECTORAL DEATH WISH!

*muttering* stupid serfs

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at August 12, 2012 05:45 PM (dX4hn)

19 Anderson Cooper Scandal
http://tinyurl.com/9nguyrv

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 12, 2012 05:45 PM (ovpNn)

20 I would love to hear the Ankaesque rants Obama's staffers probably endure after an event like this.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 12, 2012 05:45 PM (NoEzL)

21 Next Obama fundraiser to be held at a Little Caesar's offering Hot-N-Ready pizza to all the attendees.

Posted by: phoenixrisen at August 12, 2012 05:46 PM (JcgQg)

22 its only an electoral deathwish if more than half of the country is full of stupid gimme free shit now losers....in which case...you arent going to win anyway.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 12, 2012 05:46 PM (ovpNn)

23 All Obama has to do to fill the seats is offer free choom.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 12, 2012 05:47 PM (ovpNn)

24 Does $51 seem like an odd amount? I mean it's 1,062,840 Vietnamese Dong, but still.

Posted by: toby928© at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (QupBk)

25 Paul Ryan hates puppies and children. His hobbies include setting stuffed children's animals on fire outside of children's group homes and video taping their cries so he can masterbate to them later. His favorite food include canned cream corn stolen from food shelters and he drinks the tears of orphan children because he thinks it keeps him young.

In his spare time he likes getting together with his Wall Street buddies and burning down orphanages.

Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (UyGPr)

26 We're you there Jeremiah? Or are those dirty joooosss still keeping him from splitting a bowl with his mentor?

Posted by: Adam at August 12, 2012 05:49 PM (/YJYi)

27
Barack Hussein Obama in
HOPE SINKS

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 05:49 PM (8nxgz)

28 Is Obama becoming the "ironic" hipster choice for President?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (AUeaU)

29
Oh, yeah.

FIRST!!!!!1111!!111!
post.

Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (dAfqy)

30 Many are actually women (the shock).

Probably there under duress . . . we all know about the evil racist haters' war on wimmin

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (kpCLl)

31
>>I mean it's 1,062,840 Vietnamese Dong

That's not a lot of Dong. Really.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 12, 2012 05:51 PM (8nxgz)

32 Would YOU want to carry $51 in Chicago?

Posted by: major major major major at August 12, 2012 05:51 PM (kHS2h)

33 Dear MFM, what is a stuffed child's animal? Do I even want to know?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 12, 2012 05:52 PM (61onk)

34 Rich people are evil!!!!!!!!1!1!1 didn't you fools ever see American Psycho? Basically Mitt Romney's biography.

Posted by: Michael Moore (from my $10 mil house) at August 12, 2012 05:52 PM (/YJYi)

35 If every single republican requested a donation envelope from the obama campaign and then sent him a check for 2 cents, we could bankrupt his organization before the convention.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 12, 2012 05:52 PM (ovpNn)

36 $51?

Dude, that's less than an 1/8th of Sour Diesel!

Posted by: Indonesia Jones and the Temple of Choom at August 12, 2012 05:53 PM (KZi9D)

37
Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (UyGPr)

Can we hang out sometime? I'll buy. That was choice!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:53 PM (kpCLl)

38
Fitty won dolla?

Shit, dats three blunts yo.

Posted by: Obama-lama-ding-dong at August 12, 2012 05:53 PM (dAfqy)

39 #24 - Here we go. Another O/T penis thread.

Posted by: Soona at August 12, 2012 05:54 PM (W8a2r)

40 Preference cascade starting a little soon isn't it.

Posted by: Reformed Pinko at August 12, 2012 05:54 PM (JMt7S)

41 51 because the cockholster just celebrated his 51st birthday . . . and ego trumps all

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:55 PM (kpCLl)

42 Well, one good thing happened in Chicago today. The Reds won their third straight at Wrigley.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 05:56 PM (ZOf1l)

43
39
Did someone say penis?
Oh boy,oh boy!

Posted by: Flukey at August 12, 2012 05:57 PM (dAfqy)

44 Between the golf and the fundraising, does SCOAMF actually squeeze in any real work?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2012 05:57 PM (OWjjx)

45 51 was his locker number at Man'sCountry.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at August 12, 2012 05:58 PM (8nxgz)

46 Happy birthday

Posted by: Love Reggie at August 12, 2012 05:58 PM (JMt7S)

47 Between the golf and the fundraising, does SCOAMF actually squeeze in any real work?

Since his golf scores are cloaked in secrecy, one must assume that golf IS work for this natural athlete.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (kpCLl)

48 Maybe Biden could do some card tricks to electrify the crowd.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

49 For $51, I'd show just to heckle.

Posted by: Kristophr at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (0aV2C)

50 Did someone say penis

Insert your own Bawney Frank joke here.

Posted by: The Obligatory Bawney Frank Sock When Someone Mentions Penis at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (OWjjx)

51 Romney wears magic underwear. He can cause cancer with a single glance. He can leap over tall buildings and raise money faster than a speeding bullet. I'm thinking he was bitten by a radioactive vulture.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (Y/+Sm)

52 Advantage: Obama

Posted by: Your MFM Betters at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (L7hol)

53 Heh.....

"game on"....

we need to point out to everyone including random strangers that Romney will allow the XL pipeline and shale use of our own and that Obama's EPA wants 4 gallons to be the new minimum purchase and is killing inexpensive energy.

if we are not doing this it is on us if we don't win the low information voter

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (LRFds)

54 "Admission is only $51, but room is half full"

Should have agreed to go halvsies with a Plushie-and-Furries Con ... it would have looked better ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 12, 2012 06:00 PM (SMrkV)

55 I told them they needed to put Puppet Show on the bill

Posted by: The Q at August 12, 2012 06:00 PM (B/yDO)

56 49
For $51, I'd show just to heckle.

Posted by: Kristophr at August 12, 2012 05:59 PM (0aV2C)

OH HELL YES!We realy should start doing that. Start chanting liar liar everytime he starts speaking.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 12, 2012 06:00 PM (ovpNn)

57
This sock thing is fun.
Except for the one I had to peel off last nights nameless mans "unit".

Posted by: Flukey at August 12, 2012 06:01 PM (dAfqy)

58 What kind of swag does Obama hand out for a $51 donation? It won't cover an iPod full of his speeches.

Posted by: Cicero at August 12, 2012 06:04 PM (zMouK)

59 Please talk to your folks and senior citizens that you know. Get in their face. Tell them to remember Ogabe/Bite me in their wills.

Posted by: Bark Ogabe at August 12, 2012 06:04 PM (jucos)

60 Has barky managed to fill a room even once this year? The RNC needs to immediately start running split-screen ads with Romney/Ryan's packed events on one side and barky hectoring an empty room on the other. Just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:04 PM (kpCLl)

61 The only way Obama can wrap this thing up is if he drags Michelle out onto the campaign trail and cajoles her to speak at every engagement.

$$Winning$$

Posted by: Fritz at August 12, 2012 06:04 PM (RuVpG)

62 What kind of swag does Obama hand out for a $51 donation?

Don't ask . . .

Posted by: The Chicken at August 12, 2012 06:05 PM (kpCLl)

63 I next expect to see Sally Struthers voicing over pathetic pics of Barry looking pensive and hungry, saying 'You can help this poor unfortunate for only pennies a day, won't you please give?'

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 06:06 PM (MMC8r)

64 Yes, the preference cascade has started. I don't see it losing any steam either.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 06:06 PM (jucos)

65 yeahbut they're all white people...

/

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 12, 2012 06:07 PM (8MasJ)

66 I mean it's 1,062,840 Vietnamese Dong, but still.

Posted by: toby928© at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (QupBk)

Hewoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 12, 2012 06:08 PM (KaIAt)

67 I am standing at the rally at Waukesha, an easy
5k or MORE !

Posted by: Cheribebe at August 12, 2012 06:09 PM (uEJ/a)

68 >>>'You can help this poor unfortunate for only pennies a day, won't you please give?'

Here's $3, now blow me.

Posted by: Fritz at August 12, 2012 06:09 PM (RuVpG)

69 Meanwhile, over on the Fox cable network, a bunch of sour faced political experts were chatting about Romney and Ryan.

Their take was that he is in bad trouble in the Southwest and in Nevada, states which will probably never even played really, but they had to say this, also saying that he's done nothing, that's Romney, to shore up any kind of image with women or minorities since his nomination.

And then they all nod their heads in agreement that Ryan's addition to the ticket has done nothing to help this.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 12, 2012 06:10 PM (PH+2B)

70 Obama's pretty much middle class too. I mean, he economizes by eating dogs, his brother lives in a hut, his uncle is a drunken illegal alien and his aunt is, well, a drunken illegal alien.

Posted by: Cicero at August 12, 2012 06:10 PM (zMouK)

71 Romney/Ryan 2012: Chik-fil-A on election day.

Posted by: alf767 at August 12, 2012 06:10 PM (QT1Cl)

72 Where's CAC? I need some reassurance this confidence I'm feeling is not false hope.

Posted by: Reformd Pinko at August 12, 2012 06:10 PM (JMt7S)

73 Oh please, Br'er Obama, don't send Ms. Michelle out on the campaign trail.L

Posted by: Br'er Rabbit at August 12, 2012 06:10 PM (Y/+Sm)

74
What kind of swag does Obama hand out for a $51 donation?

Michelles used panties?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 06:11 PM (ZOf1l)

75 This calls for a Sarah Mclachlan song.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 12, 2012 06:11 PM (vHIjp)

76 Reminds me of the Palin rally I went to here in our berg. They estimated that 24K people showed up in a valley of 100K people. They had it in the college stadium and Hank, Jr. played and introduced her. First rally I ever went to.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 06:11 PM (qnvHI)

77 Hell I'd pay any of you guys $51 to do me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 12, 2012 06:11 PM (/YJYi)

78 Does $51 seem like an odd amount? I mean it's 1,062,840 Vietnamese Dong, but still.
You mean I can get 1,062,840 Vietnamese dongs for $51? (shudder) (drool) (passes out).

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (mV8sg)

79 24
Does $51 seem like an odd amount? I mean it's 1,062,840 Vietnamese Dong, but still.

Posted by: toby928© at August 12, 2012 05:48 PM (QupBk)

You had me at Dong.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (1grxW)

80 Re: 74. I don't they're Michelle's.

Posted by: Reformd Pinko at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (JMt7S)

81
Dammit, Anderson gets all the good ones.

Posted by: Miss Shep Smith at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (hvwLi)

82 Who can help me with this throbbing election?

Posted by: Paul Ryan says 'Hey Girl' at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (MMC8r)

83 74
What kind of swag does Obama hand out for a $51 donation?

Michelles used panties?

Dude....just, no.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (QBQcg)

84 Hey 82, I can.

Posted by: Love Reggie at August 12, 2012 06:13 PM (JMt7S)

85 69,

the pundits are in a bigger bubble than Kos....

trust me the concern trolls are scared.....

"that's a lie!" in the thread on Lowry.....

yeah trolls welcome to OUR world the last 9 cycles....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:14 PM (LRFds)

86
Who can help me with this throbbing election?

Posted by: Paul Ryan says 'Hey Girl' at August 12, 2012 06:12 PM (MMC8r)
I think I speak for the group when I say that the 'ettes will always be ready to help out in any way possible, Mr. Vice President.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:14 PM (kpCLl)

87 33
Dear MFM, what is a stuffed child's animal? Do I even want to know?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 12, 2012 05:52 PM (61onk)

You had me a "stuffed child".

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 06:15 PM (X/+QT)

88 peaches

oooooooooohhhhhh yeah!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at August 12, 2012 06:16 PM (Ho2rs)

89 Peaches, here here, where do I sign up?

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 06:17 PM (qnvHI)

90 You had me a "stuffed child".
Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 06:15 PM (X/+QT)

Is it wrong to want to keep trophies?

Posted by: The Searchlight Stalker at August 12, 2012 06:17 PM (mV8sg)

91
82
Has it been 4 hours?
Oh well, doesn't matter.

Posted by: Flukey at August 12, 2012 06:17 PM (dAfqy)

92 As a major new commentator on CNN, of course we have convered the selection of Paul Ryan as Mitt Romney's running mate. The all important immigrant Muslim vote, which I know all about, will be lost to the Republicans in this election, It think.

Meanwhile, over on the Fox cable network, a bunch of sour faced political experts were chatting about Romney and Ryan.

Their take was that he is in bad trouble in the Southwest and in Nevada, states which will probably never even played really, but they had to say this, also saying that he's done nothing, that's Romney, to shore up any kind of image with women or minorities since his nomination.

And then they all nod their heads in agreement that Ryan's addition to the ticket has done nothing to help this

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria, Star of CNN! at August 12, 2012 06:19 PM (sJTmU)

93 Can we have Trey Gowdy on teh campaign trail with Ryan?

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 06:20 PM (qnvHI)

94 I saw this when Romney came to Roanoke two and a half weeks before Obama. Romney's event was on a Tuesday afternoon at 1pm. On a very sunny day that the temperature was in the upper 90's. It was announced that he was coming late Sunday night, and he still drew 2500 people with little media coverage before, during and after.

17 days later Obama comes to Roanoke. Friday night at 7pm. Overcast day in the low 80's. Announced a week earlier that he was coming to town, how to get tickets, and the biggest media coverage this town has seen since the VA Tech shootings. He drew 2500 people.

The polish is off the turd.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 12, 2012 06:20 PM (1grxW)

95 Ryan's brother interviewed and in high school after the father died he would get up early to get the grandmother with alzeimer's ready for the day.
Choom gang vs combing an elderly granma's hair.

Posted by: madamex at August 12, 2012 06:20 PM (e9LVX)

96 I think I speak for the group when I say that the 'ettes will always be
ready to help out in any way possible, Mr. Vice President.
--
It's our patriotic duty, and we are willing to do our part. Sooooo willing.

Posted by: Mayday at August 12, 2012 06:21 PM (F3s39)

97 I absolutely adore Paul Ryan, he was my pick, but after driving in the car for 2 hours on a trip today and all I had to listen to on XM was people like Wasserman-Schultz overjoyed at the prospect of Ryan and his medicare budget being the thing everyone will be talking about, not that Obama is a SCOAMF.
Be honest, do we have a shot. I'm really nervous that Romney can put out a competent message and get through to the low info voters.
What does the horde think? I have to admit I actually felt hopeful today though, for the first time in 3 years.

Posted by: jaimo at August 12, 2012 06:21 PM (W/yIp)

98 95 Then he threw her off a cliff...you know, for practice.

Posted by: Reformed Pinko at August 12, 2012 06:22 PM (JMt7S)

99 95 Madamex,

and we cannot count on the media to "be fair" that type of thing resonates with people who have dealt with such duties in their life....

we, our caucus, have to be our media because the pro media is in an incestuous affair with power and for the leftmedia "this is OUR fella"....

well defend ours when you hear them being slagged.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:22 PM (LRFds)

100 Ryan's brother interviewed and in high school after the father died he would get up early to get the grandmother with alzeimer's ready for the day.
Choom gang vs combing an elderly granma's hair.

Posted by: madamex at August 12, 2012 06:20 PM (e9LVX)
-------------------------------------------------
You mean he didn't take her to the river bluff and try to hurtle her off a cliff?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 06:22 PM (jucos)

101 Hold me, Fareed. Just hold me.

Posted by: Andi Coop at August 12, 2012 06:22 PM (RuVpG)

102 Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 05:50 PM (kpCLl)

It's not duress.

In Romney's Amerikka, women do what they are told. Just like Black people, and Brown people.

It's called slavery.

Posted by: Clueless liberal fool at August 12, 2012 06:23 PM (2b4yb)

103 so, if the admission was $102, the room would have been 1/4 full ???

( new Democrat math )

Posted by: Vinnie in Vincennes at August 12, 2012 06:23 PM (Dll6b)

104 What's all this about the Polish coming off a turd? What were the Polish doing with a turd and why is it all coming off? This seems very scatological to me, being Polish and on a turd. Very strange.

Posted by: Emily Letilla, SNL Zombie at August 12, 2012 06:23 PM (sJTmU)

105 Newsweek : Paul Ryan, The Rich Man's Choice

Time: Romney taps Ryan for VP, Satan smiles and dubs them Gog and Magog

The New York Times: Paul Ryan is the Republican VP nominee. Here are his college transcripts, SAT scores, Birth Certificate, and transcripts of every single one of his speeches.

The Washington Post: Paul Ryan once rented a hotel room owned by a man who painted racist graphiti on the rental property of Rick Perry.

Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 06:23 PM (++kZl)

106 95 But he drove a weinermobile! My guy had a choom wagon!

Posted by: Under 30 hipster at August 12, 2012 06:23 PM (/YJYi)

107 The real test will be Florida, after all the blue haired old ladies learn that Ryan wants to steal their medicine and shove them off cliffs.

Posted by: Wooga at August 12, 2012 06:24 PM (I/rRa)

108 Cheez wiz. Watching the PGA Championship and one of the announcers asked another announcer who is Irish, "What are they drinking over there to produce these golfers"? Asking an Irishman what they are drinking, really? We all know the answer to that is "everything".

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 12, 2012 06:24 PM (1grxW)

109 Obama is becoming one of those washed up comics who's venue keeps shrinking. Pretty soon he will be with Daffy Duck in a dressing room with white tile getting ready for his routine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:24 PM (Pyl/0)

110 97 Jaimo,

DWS will NOT ever admit that they are fucking retarded, but REALITY screams it....

it is up to us to point out that contrary to what he promised the oceans are pretty much the same and the Earth is pretty much the same but by God he got ARRA and his loot and said if he did UE3 would be 5.5% right now....

it is 8.3% and that low only through gaming....

we ARE the media if we work at it.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:25 PM (LRFds)

111
Are the Rats seriously making the case that seniors would rather
have Obamacres theft of 700 Billion from medicare, and its Death Panels
for seniors rather than RR’s repeal and replace of the same
legislation that governs all aspects of or lives and has already
subjected the middle class to the largest tax increase in their
lifetimes.

The above even those hanging chad challenged in Flor a duh should be able to figure out!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 12, 2012 06:25 PM (nonzP)

112 so, have any of you other 'ettes notice that this all-Ryan-all-the-time thing has improved your fapping efficiency? I swear, it's like warp speed, even while keeping 2 hands on the keyboard. he's a magic man . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:25 PM (kpCLl)

113 so, if the admission was $102, the room would have been 1/4 full ???

( new Democrat math )

That's stupid. We would have tripled our money.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at August 12, 2012 06:25 PM (HtUdo)

114 Just saw two douches in the parking lot at the Kroger with their Obama 2012 stickers.

We've got the only RR sticker I've seen so far, and it just came in the mail yesterday, after we sent the campaign another donation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 06:25 PM (UOM48)

115 "Momma he's a magic man..."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:26 PM (Pyl/0)

116 107 Wooga,

and we show Ogabe dressed as computer Frenchman stealing 700 billion from granny we'll know who they believe.....

since the NAACP said that type of antic was "not racist" and all right?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:26 PM (LRFds)

117 110 DWS would recognize a retard as it would require an IQ much higher than hers. Rather they are just people with comparable intellect.

Posted by: Reformed Pinko at August 12, 2012 06:26 PM (JMt7S)

118 Would = wouldn't. Whose the retard now?

Posted by: Reformed Pinko at August 12, 2012 06:27 PM (JMt7S)

119 The Washington Post: Paul Ryan once rented a hotel
room owned by a man who painted racist graphiti on the rental property
of Rick Perry.

Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 06:23 PM (++kZl)

You are truly en fuego today, my friend. golf claps!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:27 PM (kpCLl)

120 I am so happy for my kid's future for the first time in a long time. I hope he can swing the hard working Latinos. Really what is not to like about him,.

Posted by: madamex at August 12, 2012 06:27 PM (e9LVX)

121 Leftards are employing reverse psychology because screaming like lunatics and calling everyone racist isn't working anymore.

Don't be fooled.

Posted by: ErikW at August 12, 2012 06:28 PM (cn1Pk)

122 104What's all this about the Polish coming off a turd? What were the Polish doing with a turd and why is it all coming off? This seems very scatological to me, being Polish and on a turd. Very strange.Posted by: Emily Letilla, SNL Zombie at August 12, 2012 06:23 PM (sJTmU)Have you ever tried to pick up a turd from the "clean" end?

Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 06:28 PM (dAfqy)

123 114 Jane D'Oh,

in Ohio and Indiana there are a LOT fewer O stickers than before and most of the '08 ones I see are looking pretty rough....

I know it seems wobbly but a lot of folks are intimidated by the thuggishness of his fans.....

we are a active duty family so we are not told but are encouraged not to be overtly partisan in that way but I will have a yard sign.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:28 PM (LRFds)

124 Has the Demorat National Convention been moved to a gay bar in Charlotte NC yet where Sandra Fluck and Barney will be givin the headers yet?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 12, 2012 06:28 PM (nonzP)

125 Hi, madamex!! How you doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:29 PM (kpCLl)

126 124 I'll be there.

Posted by: Love Reggie at August 12, 2012 06:29 PM (JMt7S)

127 I spent a good bit of late last week in Montgomery County and Washington DC. A lot of Suburu's and Volvo wagons with Obama 2012 bumper stickers on them. I refrained from ramming into them.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 12, 2012 06:29 PM (jucos)

128 I'm giving head at the DNC? I am so excited!!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 12, 2012 06:30 PM (/YJYi)

129 I hope we see a lot of stories like this because it will get under Obama's skin like nothing else. It's why he doesn't like Ryan so much--Ryan is younger, better looking, and all the things Obama pretends to be. There's no fixing that younger part, and Obama is used to being the arrogant whipper snapper.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 12, 2012 06:30 PM (qyQRd)

130 127 truck Monkey,

they are the BIGGEST pigs at the trough, they ask unashamedly "what recession"?

we may go communard full tilt left if we lose VA twice in a row....

wonder what the Founders from there would think?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:31 PM (LRFds)

131
God, I wish I'd heard about the Obama rally earlier. I could've made a fortune selling t-shirts:

"Obama? Been There, Done That, Cashed the Unemployment Check"

Posted by: stuiec at August 12, 2012 06:31 PM (U/A1G)

132 The Dems, and MSM Pundits are trying to paint the VP pick as horrible...

But most of us understand that Ryan is treating us as if we were adults... ie telling us the truth, not what we want to hear...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2012 06:32 PM (lZBBB)

133 129 He doesn't pretend to be. He is.

Posted by: Love Reggie at August 12, 2012 06:32 PM (JMt7S)

134 @Iowahawk
Don't be too hard on Obama,
lots of people fail at their first job!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 12, 2012 06:32 PM (nonzP)

135 My favorite sticker so far in the past few months has been a pic of Barry with the caption, "Does this ass make my car look fat?" One of them is on my husband's elderly aunt's Lexus, and there are a couple on cars in my community. They crack me up every time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 06:33 PM (UOM48)

136
Ryan was just picked yesterday. The convention has not happened yet. Did anybody really think the MFM would say "Wow, we loveR R". Of course not. Money is pouring in. Romney has been good to great so far. Smart. Give the momentum a little time to grow. I think it is there. Romney is not McCain and Ryan is not Palin. They are ready for the onslaught. I really do not think they will be caught off guard

Posted by: thunderb at August 12, 2012 06:33 PM (Dnbau)

137 Read somewhere recently that the Prez and co. are going back to CA to raise more money.

Geez, how much can he bleed those idiots?

Posted by: HH at August 12, 2012 06:33 PM (v+ExF)

138 Leave it to Iowahawk to get right to the point!

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 06:34 PM (qnvHI)

139 Standing in the checkout line I had a Ladies Home Journal with Mooch on the front glaring at me. "An intimate conversation with the president and first lady."

Gawd, I'll be glad when those two worthless grifters are back in Chicago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 06:34 PM (UOM48)

140 Back in the spring Obama held a fundraiser at University of Illinois at Chicago. I was milling around that afternoon while the line was forming during lunch time. An elderly woman at the end of the line asked if I was going to the Obama event. I said 'Nah, Obama sucks and so do you.'

Posted by: DeepBeam at August 12, 2012 06:35 PM (eKWTg)

141 the olympics was on in the background, wife said that nbc news started with Obastard talking about Romney Ryan, not actually quotes from the repubs. She couldn't change the channel fast enough.

I wonder what it is like to live in a country with actual independent news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2012 06:35 PM (QK3qp)

142 Hey -- Michelle isn't the one who wears the panties around the Obama household

Posted by: Barry Ooooooh at August 12, 2012 06:35 PM (itqij)

143 chuck todd is all "Ryan pick loses Florida". Its the silver lining they can find. that RR lose Florida

Posted by: thunderb at August 12, 2012 06:39 PM (Dnbau)

144 Word just in the Demo Rat National Convention has now been moved from the front room of the gay bar in Charlotte NC to the backroom with the one pool table and a fussball table.
Header Blarney Frank will have the leftside and Header Sandra Fluck will have the center leftside, with the right side reserved for any Senate Scum or Congress Critters up for re-election and bold enough to show up.
Git yer tickets early before they move this deal to the Boys rest room!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 12, 2012 06:39 PM (nonzP)

145 #142, we already covered that in the Morning thread.

Wrote something about Barry being in a little black thing while serving appetizers at George Soro's latest marriage to a young thing. He's 83 and she's 40.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:39 PM (Pyl/0)

146 Chuck Todd is an idiot.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 06:39 PM (qnvHI)

147 R and R - Recover and Reset

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:40 PM (Pyl/0)

148 There's no fixing that younger part, and Obama is used to being the arrogant whipper snapper.

Ryan doesn't have an arrogant bone in his body. That was the take of even the libtard douchenozzles on the morning shows today. They said, you can challenge him all you want and he will just cheerfully and politely explain to you why you are wrong. Barky looks like a dried up old piece of gubmint cheese next to this guy.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:40 PM (kpCLl)

149 Peaches,

Dried up piece of government cheese, Barry Obama, and Helen Thomas. All placed on display side by side. Spot the difference.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:42 PM (Pyl/0)

150 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:43 PM (QupBk)

151 More moss on Helen's north side . . . otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:43 PM (kpCLl)

152 Michelles used panties?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 12, 2012 06:11 PM (ZOf1l)

That's a lot of material for 51.00. Some pilot is going without a parachute.

Posted by: Bill H at August 12, 2012 06:43 PM (3sZO1)

153 Since the JEF is doing fundraisers at a pace greater than the last 5 prezzies combined, he's bound to be wearing out his welcome to some extent. Yes, I'm heartened by the enthusiastic response RR2 is getting so far but the attacks are coming.

OTaxCare is going to be a big part of the argument. I've been thinking about how to argue against it with friends and family.

I personally would benefit from OTaxCare. That cannot be your only criteria for whether you like a new law/bennie though, unless you are a full blown leech and thus unreachable.

Say a new law was passed that all people with a last name starting with 'M' will get a check from the government for $1 million. It was picked through a lottery. The other 95% or so of people with different first letter last names will have to pony up extra taxes to pay for this.

"Wait, that's not fair!" Sure it is. The government has picked winners and losers. Plus, this will help the economy because those million dollar recipients will go out and spend it, helping everyone. Or so their argument goes. Show them that 'fair' depends upon where you are standing.

Did I mention my last name starts with 'M'? Go figure on that. Yes, I would still be opposed to this law. OTaxCare does the exact same thing as this lottery idea. So does giving tax refunds to people that paid nothing in.

Redistribution sucks, even if you benefit from it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2012 06:43 PM (ccXZP)

154 Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:44 PM (QupBk)

155 I think the ticket has changed. Obama is dumping Biden is now:

Barack Obama / Puppet Show 2012

'Cause, who doesn't like a puppet show?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 06:44 PM (xSegX)

156 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:44 PM (QupBk)

157 155 AD,

SCOAMF/PLUGS eleventy

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 06:45 PM (LRFds)

158 okay, QupBk, you are en fuego today, too! keep 'em coming!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:46 PM (kpCLl)

159 There will be a direct correlation between Romney/Ryan margin of victory and the TV minutes given to Debbie Wassermann Shultz...ie the more she is on , the bigger the margin for Romney.
Someone must send DWS a finely made , Swiss precision alarm clock. If you are on the Romney team you never want DWS to oversleep and miss TV time.

Posted by: redgrains at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (TExGL)

160 The way Obama is flying the wings off Air Force One to attend all these fund raisers. Under the Romney Presidency, he will be forced to fly a 757.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (Pyl/0)

161 WSJ story? 10,000 turned away in High Point. NY Slime, Ryan is a risky choice.

Vote with you feet.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (3ZjAP)

162 Gnu, judging from Great Britain and Canada, in the end you won't benefit especially if you are higher cost, you will be expendable. Thats the insidious nature of "free govt stuff", it sounds good, but the effects are slavery, death and destruction.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (QK3qp)

163 A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:48 PM (QupBk)

164 Don't get me wrong, Peaches. I like Ryan and this was my favorite choice for Romney running mate. But what I mean is Ryan does not defer to his elders--the same way Obama never did. With Obama there was this sense that as soon as he arrived in the Senate he expected everyone to realize what a hot shot he was.

Ryan is always polite in his demeanor, but he's not a shrinking violet about challenging the old seniority system, either. That's why the clip about health care is so good: he stands up to Obama without any of the kow-towing so many showed right after Obama was elected. He says to Biden that even though the Prez won the election, they all still speak for the American people. (Recall that this was when Obama kept sticking it to McCain, remarking things like, "We're no longer campaigning, John. The election is over.")

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 12, 2012 06:48 PM (qyQRd)

165 Chuck, stand up. let everybody see you. Oh, he can't stand up. He's a fucking cripple, God love 'im.

Posted by: Good old Joe at August 12, 2012 06:49 PM (2ArJQ)

166 Anyone in the ET zone know when 60 minutes comes on?

I'm thinking the last time I watched was in the 80's sometime.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 06:49 PM (X6akg)

167 If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:49 PM (QupBk)

168 160
The way Obama is flying the wings off Air Force One to attend all these
fund raisers. Under the Romney Presidency, he will be forced to fly a
757.

You just know the crew can barely keep the damned thing clean between Barry's many trips, not to mention all the vacations with the various Chi-town pals and hangers on.

Ann's going to have a lot of redecorating to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 06:51 PM (UOM48)

169 > There will be a direct correlation between Romney/Ryan margin of victory
and the TV minutes given to Debbie Wassermann Shultz...ie the more she
is on , the bigger the margin for Romney.

I've wondered about that, too. But I'm assuming there must be a big voting demographic she tests well with.

I would hate for her to be my spokeswoman.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 12, 2012 06:51 PM (qyQRd)

170 No one is listening until you fart.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:51 PM (QupBk)

171 Except we gave Obama and his merry band of tax cheats a trillion and they are still around. And England used to fear the Norseman, obviously they had never met a rapacious tax man.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:51 PM (Pyl/0)

172 We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass . then things just get worse.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:52 PM (QupBk)

173 Debbie Wassermann Shultz...ie the more she is on , the bigger the margin for Romney.

Just in Debbie Wazzername Shultz parents off to prison for fraud , seven counts for mom, 10 months?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 12, 2012 06:53 PM (nonzP)

174 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night......

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:53 PM (QupBk)

175 Chuck, stand up. let everybody see you.

Oh, fuck me runnin' I had forgotten all about that . . . a pivotal moment for plugs and some of the funniest shit i have ever seen anywhere. Thank you, good old Joe, you just made my day!

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 06:53 PM (kpCLl)

176 I think the ticket has changed. Obama is dumping Biden is now:

Barack Obama / Puppet Show 2012

'Cause, who doesn't like a puppet show?
Posted by: AmishDude at August 12, 2012 06:44 PM (xSegX)

I almost read that as Puppy Show. Then I realized that the JEF would likely be caught off-message, saying something like "Just lemme eat my schnauzer".

Posted by: Bill H at August 12, 2012 06:54 PM (3sZO1)

177 Ooops Corruption NOT fraud, on tom Tancredos web site Aazzername parents are Curroptocrats who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 12, 2012 06:55 PM (nonzP)

178 Fifty-one bucks and the place was half full? That's sad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(a)

Posted by: Cricket at August 12, 2012 06:55 PM (2ArJQ)

179 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Posted by: What is the sound of one hand fapping? at August 12, 2012 06:55 PM (QupBk)

180 Luckily there are two VC-25Bs. But still all this jetting around has to be stressing out the 81st at Andrews trying to keep them flying. Plus all the cycles of take-off and landing which will require at some point a tear down of each airplane to search for any cracks plus replace worn out stuff. Plus the cost of fuel. And then there are the C-17s tasked to support the VC-25Bs, all of the support and maintenance.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:55 PM (Pyl/0)

181 60 Minutes (which I haven't watched in forever) comes on at 7:00 et. Husband is watching the end of the PGA tournament at Kiawah Island. He's played the Ocean Course a couple of times and said it's the toughest course he's ever played. Rory McIlroy is winning. And he's wearing a red shirt. Caption: "Hey Tiger, look at me in my Lucky Red Shirt. Bite me."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 06:56 PM (UOM48)

182 They should have featured Michelle. There must be some Wookies in Chicago.

Posted by: George Lukas at August 12, 2012 06:56 PM (2ArJQ)

183 The High Point event was free and we heard they gave away free BBQ sandwiches.

Obama's fundraiser was $51 more than the weekly EARNED income of most of his supporters. So like, give him a break.

Posted by: MSM Spin doctors at August 12, 2012 06:57 PM (3ZjAP)

184 Don't forget Peaches what else happens in Joe Biden's world. FDR gave his fireside chats on the television.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:57 PM (Pyl/0)

185 Michelle is in Ca. now fundraising for Barry. Hollywood today at Gwen Stefannis little Beverly Hills "hovel." Tomorrow on one of the late night talk shows. Does she ever see her kids?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (W2Z3C)

186 Don't forget, Joey B is a plagiarist and has claimed to a group of reporters that his IQ is higher than any of theirs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (UOM48)

187 I know some of you right-wing girls think Ryan is cute, but have you seen Joe Biden?

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (2ArJQ)

188 Ace or one of the cob-loggers needs to put up a thread "Fun Facts About Joe Biden."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 06:59 PM (UOM48)

189 @181

Your husband is right, the course is a bitch. I have a rule after a dozen balls, I quit. I think I when in on the seventh hole.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 06:59 PM (3ZjAP)

190 Jonah Goldberg's Tweet on Biden getting ready for the debate was a riot. He basically said "They just got in some new Speak and Spells"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 07:00 PM (Pyl/0)

191 Good on Rory! Suck it Tiger.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 07:00 PM (qnvHI)

192 @154

MFer I will use that, so true!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 07:00 PM (3ZjAP)

193 In case anyone else needs a palate cleanser, here's a link to the youtube of Biden's "stand up, Chuck" moment. As a public service, I will advise you to empty both your mouth and your bladder before cutting pasting this into your browser (why does pixy hate us????)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 07:00 PM (kpCLl)

194 Don't forget, Joey B is a plagiarist and has claimed to a group of reporters that his IQ is higher than any of theirs

Well, if that group of reporters was Brian Williams, Mika Brezhinski, Andrea Mitchell and Chuck Todd, then yea, point......Joey Pluggs.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2012 07:00 PM (OWjjx)

195
Paul Ryan's good looks are making My Pet, Chris Coons, jealous.

That, and the fact he has a headful of hair...

Posted by: Harry Reid, the Speedo Pedo at August 12, 2012 07:01 PM (5TFvk)

196 100 percent of those polled at Obama's fundraiser think he's awesome

Only half those polled at Romney's think he'll win.

These are scientific polls, wingnutz!

I'll bathe in your tears!

Posted by: trollyaso at August 12, 2012 07:01 PM (Y7XKa)

197 Speaking of places with high murder rates, I'm watching The Raid: Redemption. It will get you fired up for this election. The original takes place in Indonesia, but Hollywood is gonna remake it.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 12, 2012 07:02 PM (i330i)

198 I have very selective taste. President Obama appeals to it.

Posted by: Guy who drinks coffee from civet poop at August 12, 2012 07:02 PM (mjR67)

199 claimed to a group of reporters that his IQ is higher than any of theirs.

---

The scary thing is that Joe could be right. He could have been talking to Madcow, Special Ed, and Charlie Gibson.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 12, 2012 07:03 PM (Y/+Sm)

200 I always wanted to do a NCAA bracket style "Dumbest Person in Television": contest.........but was afraid all 64 entrants would tie for first.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2012 07:03 PM (OWjjx)

201 Speaking of places with high murder rates, I'm watching The Raid: Redemption.

I love that movie. Have you seen Merantau?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at August 12, 2012 07:04 PM (Gk3SS)

202 If Fareed gets the boot for plagiarism, then so too should Biden who is a serial plagiarist.

Here is Slate in 2008 taking Biden to the woodshed over his bad habit of stealing other peoples' writings.
http://tinyurl.com/6st3t3m

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 07:04 PM (Pyl/0)

203 The Puppy Show? Is that like 30 Minute Meals?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at August 12, 2012 07:04 PM (vDl/w)

204 Some people say that Harry Reid is getting buttfucked as I write this

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at August 12, 2012 07:05 PM (oiJah)

205 I offered to give free blow jobs, and nobody came!

Posted by: Sandra F at August 12, 2012 07:06 PM (2ArJQ)

206 Jeremy, "Some people say in his spare time the Stig pretends to be Harry Reid."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 07:06 PM (Pyl/0)

207 Mallamutt, did your twitter get hacked? I got two spam DM's from 'you'.

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 07:06 PM (X6akg)

208 199 WR,

no I am pretty sure plugz was right not that that is any great trick though....

look Plugsz may be an idiot but he has been protected from the deepest dangers of extinction level crises and health concerns known to man, has been paid millions and is one of a select group of individuals known as politicians who are allowed to gain from the combination of inside knowledge and the power to control outcomes.

The newsies eat Biden's bullshit for a living.....any questions?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:06 PM (LRFds)

209 Valerie? Do I have a 7:00 with Senator Reid?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at August 12, 2012 07:07 PM (vDl/w)

210 The place I work at demands 250 straight off the tee, at least. Otherwise your off into the tall shit.

It's also why I play hillbilly courses.

Posted by: ErikW at August 12, 2012 07:07 PM (cn1Pk)

211 The Atlantic: Paul Ryan drank the blood of Dick Cheney and thus gained a measure of his dark power.

MSNBC: Paul Ryan is Satan...if Satan was racist, mysogonistic, and rich as well as evil.

Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 07:07 PM (++kZl)

212 193 They told me if I voted for Palin there would be an idiot for VP. They were right.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (qnvHI)

213 Old saying - "All roads lead to Rome."

New saying - "All access to Barry leads to Valerie."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (Pyl/0)

214 185 ...Does she ever see her kids?

Of course she does.
What kind of question is that?

She sees them on the monitor from the camera feed in their cell.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (Qxdfp)

215 Gawd, I'll be glad when those two worthless grifters are back in Chicago.
--

I'll feel better if they leave the mainland (sorry Hawaii). Better yet maybe he'll want to travel the world.

It'll be interesting to see if the MFM drops this Zero like a hot potato once they don't have to cover for him anymore. They've got to be at least a teensy bit resentful about throwing away their credibility for such a loser.

Posted by: Mayday at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (F3s39)

216 When does Barry start accepting EBT cards for his "fundraisers"? He would probably have gotten a lot more today.

(Maybe the $51 is because he just turned 51?)

Posted by: PJ at August 12, 2012 07:09 PM (DQHjw)

217 Hair plugs are not what they appear to be. I mean, they are hair, right?

Posted by: Biden Agonistes at August 12, 2012 07:10 PM (2ArJQ)

218 My husband's late uncle built a nice place on Kiawah where we've spent beach vacations for years. He's passed and now a cousin owns it.

I love Kiawah and feel the need to go back and rent the place for a week.

All the courses there are great, but the Ocean Course is a beautiful bitch.

The Legend of Bagger Vance was filmed on Kiawah Island.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 07:11 PM (UOM48)

219 New 60 minutes thread up....

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2012 07:11 PM (X6akg)

220 Headline on the sidebar at Slate.

Michael Yglasias writes "How fast food is getting better, even at Taco Bell."

Someone has finally put Michael onto something he is good at.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 07:11 PM (Pyl/0)

221 NBC: Paul Ryan stole the Shankara Stones and enslaved a poor village in India to work in his mines.

CBS: Paul Ryan has a plan....to kill you.

ABC: Paul Ryan is the villain in the new James Bond film.

Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 07:12 PM (++kZl)

222 That heart Cheney got? Ryan's. He said, Dick, take mine, I don't need it anymore.

Posted by: Peaches at August 12, 2012 07:12 PM (kpCLl)

223 We were thinking about having Bill and Hillary over. She does the Monster Mash, right?

Posted by: The elegant Michelle at August 12, 2012 07:12 PM (2ArJQ)

224 Hair plugs are not what they appear to be. I mean, they are hair, right?

Totally.

Posted by: Joe "pubey head" Biden at August 12, 2012 07:13 PM (kpCLl)

225 Those images of Hillary getting funky... ugh I wonder if that was her attempt to tell the party please don't attach me to that loser Obama as a replacement for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 07:13 PM (Pyl/0)

226 Let me tell you, my fuckin' IQ is high. Never mind the way I talk, my fuckin' IQ is high.

Posted by: Joe of the fuckin' IQ at August 12, 2012 07:14 PM (2ArJQ)

227 204
Some people say that Harry Reid is ~~getting~~ buttfucking a kid as I write this

FIFY

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 07:14 PM (3ZjAP)

228 I think Andrea Mitchell is hot. Don't you?

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at August 12, 2012 07:15 PM (2ArJQ)

229 Barack's appeal isn't shrinking. But I can tell you what is. Damn that Reggie!

Posted by: Frustrated Black Girl at August 12, 2012 07:16 PM (2ArJQ)

230 Why don't they make the room half the size so its full? Or is that a stupid idea?

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2012 07:16 PM (o1e12)

231 @228

You old Jews don't fuck, so why would you care?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 07:17 PM (3ZjAP)

232
Romney HAD to pick Ryan because they were going to use Ryan to attack ALL our tickets’ candidates.

Romney has two very nice powerful arrows in his quiver and even empowers himself to use Romneycare in a positive way if needed.

1) You stole 700 billion dollars of paid in by Medicare withholding funds.

2) Let Paul Ryan explain that “I am not the President and Mitt will
have his own methods, but MY PLAN is not going to impact ANYONE over 54
years old and will phase out over a long time period the theft of your
wages for a syatem that is not sustainable and allow your grandkids and
kids the freedom to use the market and choice to bring costs down.”

3) if need be you have “wow gee Barack yes Romneycare is just like
your plan except I couldn’t hijack almost a trillion dollars from the
money the American worker has paid in their entire working life to fund
it.”

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:19 PM (LRFds)

233 Why don't they make the room half the size so its full? Or is that a stupid idea?

Seriously? Wouldn't it now only be 1/4 full?

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at August 12, 2012 07:19 PM (HtUdo)

234 I wonder if Biden will remind us how the French and Americans drove Hizbollah from Lebanon.

Posted by: fareed zachariah at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (Ca+zh)

235 hose images of Hillary getting funky... ugh I wonder if that was her
attempt to tell the party please don't attach me to that loser Obama as a
replacement for Joe Biden.
--

That thought went through my mind too when I saw it. That is not the image she'd be putting out there if she's planning on switching to VP in the next few weeks.

OTOH, it makes me a little nervous that Billy Jeff has such a prominent position at the D convention - what's in it for him, plus O's obvious growing desperation, make me wonder if they're planning a switcheroo. Hopefully the lefty thrill over Ryan is genuine and Barky doesn't think he needs a new VP.

Posted by: Mayday at August 12, 2012 07:23 PM (F3s39)

236 I didn't know that 60 Minutes was still on. WHY is it still on?

Posted by: rabidfox at August 12, 2012 07:26 PM (qeG+l)

237 I didn't mean the place was empty! I mean, it's still four hours to the start of the rally!

I did not speak against Dear Leader!

I am a loyal -- HELP! Big men are knocking down my door and

Posted by: JodiKantor at August 12, 2012 07:30 PM (DQHjw)

238 After Ryan announcement, AP poll shows Obama ahead in all 57 states by 113%.

Posted by: d_fitz at August 12, 2012 07:33 PM (bZWPt)

239 In short, this is why I think the polling is all crap this time around. For real. It just is not reflecting what's going on in the world. Either people are going to vote for Obama despite really just not liking the guy or they're lying to pollsters... or they pollsters are playing games with the numbers. Either way, the polls are just bogus.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 07:53 PM (r4wIV)

240 222. Cheney got Trayvons heart thats why Dick is such a badass and Dick/Trayvon should stay away from guns!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at August 12, 2012 08:09 PM (nonzP)

241 I'm guessing for $51, dinner wouldn't be included. Make sure you bring some Chick-fil-A!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:24 PM (3yCFy)

242 "Why don't they make the room half the size so its full? Or is that a stupid idea?"

With proper camera angles they made a high school gym look full when it was about a third full during the 2008 campaign; never showed the bulk of the gym being empty.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:09 PM (r4wIV)

243 ABC: Paul Ryan is the villain in the new James Bond film.
Posted by: The MFM at August 12, 2012 07:12 PM (++kZl)

CheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseFINGER...........

Posted by: Bill H at August 12, 2012 09:38 PM (3sZO1)

244 Joey Biden sent out an email tonight:

"Yesterday, Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan as his pick for vice president.

Now they've got their team, and we've got ours.

Hold on to your seats, folks, because these next 86 days are going to be like nothing we've ever seen.

Look, Barack and I know that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are going to spend more money than us in this election.

But we have 2.7 million donors who are fired up -- and ready for this fight.

So thanks for supporting our team. Now let's show the Romney-Ryan ticket what they're up against. Please make a donation of $25 or more to this grassroots campaign today: (link to donate)

Thanks,

Joe

"grassroots campaign"?????

Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 12, 2012 09:55 PM (oZfic)

245 168
"You just know the crew can barely keep the damned thing clean between Barry's many trips, not to mention all the vacations with the various Chi-town pals and hangers on.

Ann's going to have a lot of redecorating to do."

I doubt it. Here's predicting the Obamas will purloin everything that's not tied down, if only to outdo the Clintons. Michelle herself can fit a truckload just under her 'boob-belt'. It will reek of choom and farts... though.

Posted by: Biden's empty cranium - now with added lobotomization at August 12, 2012 09:58 PM (o6qLZ)

246 flotus got the better gig
ttp://tinyurl.com/8ce9pw5

Posted by: kevin durant fan at August 13, 2012 12:41 AM (oZfic)

247 You guys are a riot!

Posted by: sablegsd at August 13, 2012 06:03 PM (AKS75)

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