Obama: Let's Repeat The "Auto Industry Bailout Success" With Every Industry

And thus he announces his intent is in fact to create a corporatist/socialist partnership with every large employer in the US.

“I said, I believe in American workers, I believe in this American industry, and now the American auto industry has come roaring back,” he said. “Now I want to do the same thing with manufacturing jobs, not just in the auto industry, but in every industry.

“I don’t want those jobs taking root in places like China, I want those jobs taking root in places like Pueblo,” Obama told a crowd gathered for a campaign rally at the Palace of Agriculture at the Colorado State Fairgrounds here.

Politico has now "fixed" the story, because they claim they were "unclear" about Obama's intent, about his main thrust. Although they don't say so, they're attempting to now say Obama did not mean he wants to heavily invest government money in every industry -- even though his actual examples are about precisely that (subsidies for the wind farm industry, for example).

Another case where the Obama Palace Guard actually has a scoop but refuses to report it, or at least report it as such -- thus Drudge sweeps in and gets it right.

And Drudge does get it right, despite Politico's attempt to cover up yet another "I didn't say that" moment by Obama.

LET'S REPEAT AUTO BAILOUT 'WITH EVERY INDUSTRY'

All from Drudge.

Anyone notice a pattern continuing from 2008...? Obama continuously expresses his strong preference for European socialism -- "redistribute the wealth," "you didn't build that," let's do bailouts "with every industry" -- and the media is always Johnny-On-The-Spot to insist to you your ears did not just hear what they just heard.

At what point do we begin crediting the alleged super-genius and supposed master orator of our time with comprehending the words that come tumbling out of his corrupt mouth?

Is Obama a big boy? Does he wear his big boy pants? Then let him choose his own big boy words, and stop trying to tell us he meant something other than what he said.

Posted by: Ace at 05:47 PM



Comments

1
Is it ok to suggest there are Marxist overtones, or is that racism?

Posted by: Gerry Owen at August 09, 2012 05:49 PM (4ABat)

2 >>> "And thus he announces his intent is in fact to create a corporatist/socialist partnership with every large employer in the US."

The word you're searching for and not finding, Ace, is "fascistic".

Obama is a fascist, in the economic sense. This has been apparent for years.

Posted by: Random at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (o+dk2)

3 How 'bout no?

Posted by: chaz at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (sSNkG)

4 Subtitle to that picture and Drudge -

Obama wants to give everyone the finger.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (FVHPd)

5 So President SCOAMF - THE PRESIDENT OF THE NUITED STATES - just called for the nationalizing of the manufacturing base of the United States?

Am I reading this right?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: catmman at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (C8XlI)

6 He didn't build that facial expression.

Pudding!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (fxHyG)

7 He's Hugo Chavez, minus the charm and intellect.

Posted by: JWF at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (1l37M)

8 All your industry are belong to me.

Posted by: Pecos at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (2Gb0y)

9 The media needs dealt with.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (2d71t)

10 White guy behind JEF:"This guy is a SCOAMF..."

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (+/VIS)

11 I volunteer to head up the Federal "partnership" with the Daycare industry!

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (4I3Uo)

12 Pudding pops!

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 09, 2012 05:52 PM (0tkqC)

13 Pudding!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (fxHyG)

I'm late. First thing I thought of when I saw that.

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 09, 2012 05:53 PM (0tkqC)

14 More ad fodder. Easy to do 30 seconds on GM's failure/loss (with #s), gov't buying Volts and his "plan" to do it to the rest of American industry.

Posted by: eureka! at August 09, 2012 05:53 PM (1qHOu)

15 Bondholders watch your cornholes.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 09, 2012 05:53 PM (+lsX1)

16 Make no mistake about it. The auto industry fiasco was NOT a bailout. It was a defacto "nationalization". The government now owns GM and Chrysler in partnership with the unions.


He wants to do that with the entire country. Then we will no longer be a socialist nation, we will be a communist nation.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2012 05:54 PM (YdQQY)

17 Comrade Urkel

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 05:54 PM (UOM48)

18 Every time I hear "you didn't build that" I hear M.C. Hammer's "you can't touch this". I expect the result to be the same for both careers.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2012 05:54 PM (6TB1Z)

19 And watch your non-union pensions!

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2012 05:54 PM (6Cjut)

20 How does he intend to nationalize the manufacturing base when it is in China and Mexico?

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 05:55 PM (WkuV6)

21 Hitlwe, besides being a great dancer and an awesome painter, was a great teleprompter reader, too.

Posted by: Nauticalist at August 09, 2012 05:55 PM (pcnpf)

22 Uh... Mr. President? Did you know the New GM Design and Research facility is being built in CHINA!

Did you know the Camaro, the America Muscle Car... is being built in CANADA???

Did you know the new Dodge Dart... is a F'n FIAT?

Do you have ANY idea of what is really going on out here????

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 05:55 PM (lZBBB)

23 Because it worked so well in the Soviet Union

Posted by: Crooksareus at August 09, 2012 05:55 PM (j1gX1)

24 Hitler, not Hitlwe. God, I hate it when a typo spoils a good joke.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at August 09, 2012 05:56 PM (pcnpf)

25 Actually, this is the dictionary definition of fascism. No hyperbole, no spin, this is what economic fascism in line with Mussolini's Italy means.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone evangelist at August 09, 2012 05:56 PM (YbQvR)

26 Obama continuously expresses his strong preference for European socialism


We have been socialist in this country since the 30s. As defined by Marx, socialism is the intermediate step between capitalism and communism. A socialiwt government has lots of "social" programs, hence the name. We have lots of social programs.

What Obama wants now is government control or ownership of all industry.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2012 05:56 PM (YdQQY)

27 Working closely with Nazi..., uh, government officials can be very profitable.

Posted by: IG Farben at August 09, 2012 05:56 PM (bAGA/)

28 Uh.... Fascism was Corporatism according to Mussolini.... Can we call Obama a Fascist yet?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (lZBBB)

29 OK, not a good good joke, but a joke.

OK, not even a good joke.

Oh, shut up and give it a rest.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (pcnpf)

30 Ah....the flaming skull of doom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (UOM48)

31
With what fucking MONEY, Barry?!

Why don't you tell us all where the money is coming from for these "investments" is coming from, Mr. Helper?

Say it! SAAAY IT!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (VaBNh)

32 It's not socialism, it fascism.

Textbook definition of it. Nationalization of a country's industrial capacity in order to make it more efficient and operating for the betterment of the country as a whole, as defined and dictated by the leaders.

It's the 1930s wet dream over Italy, revisited.

Wow, I am just stunned that he is putting this stuff out there. A nice complement to "You didn't built that". His true colors are on full display.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (dX4hn)

33 Jeff Immelt - our US Jobs Tsar - announced that GM is closing it's medical imaging plant in Wisconsin and shipping it lock, stock and barrel to...

CHINA!

Except the jobs. Those will be lost forever!

SCOAMF is a fucking pestilence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (6BRJP)

34 Random:
>> Obama is a fascist, in the economic sense.

Yeah, I know, but unfortunately that word is toxic, and can't really be used. Saying something is fascist does not even mean fascist any more, it means "murderous Nazi" to most people.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 09, 2012 05:58 PM (UwqBE)

35 FORWARD!

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2012 05:58 PM (jm/9g)

36


Just remember:

Warren Buffett is the new Alfred Krupp


IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2012 05:58 PM (6BRJP)

37 Thanks, Dave in Fla.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone evangelist at August 09, 2012 05:58 PM (YbQvR)

38 I have to say he really hasn't hid what it is he intends to do.

It really is amazing that we are seeing the destruction of our country in real-time.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 09, 2012 05:59 PM (06lNq)

39 34 Random:
>> Obama is a fascist, in the economic sense.

Yeah, I know, but unfortunately that word is toxic, and can't really be used. Saying something is fascist does not even mean fascist any more, it means "murderous Nazi" to most people.
Posted by: sandy burger at August 09, 2012 05:58 PM (UwqBE)


Hey. Once you have one, it's a short road down to the other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2012 05:59 PM (6BRJP)

40 If we had an actual press corps:

"President Threatens to Nationalize More Industries"

Yeah, no way that dude's a Marxist. And by "no way" of course I mean "in every way."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 05:59 PM (bxiXv)

41 o/t from the sidebar - That Harry Reid is a pederast thing is really taking off. I haven't been this proud to be a moron since the Scott Brown / pudding cup night of 2010.

Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 09, 2012 05:59 PM (FEzSe)

42 Well? Who IS John Galt?

Posted by: Me.... soon.... at August 09, 2012 05:59 PM (lZBBB)

43 This is what 1938 Germany must have felt like.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone evangelist at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (YbQvR)

44 Under fascism the government doesn't own the industry, it controls it. They have been working on that with regulations for a while, but that is not what they are doing here.

Obama wants government ownership. He is a die-hard communist.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (YdQQY)

45 Anyone else notice the preezy sounded really tired, or like he was slurring his words a little?

Is he on medication or is he just falling apart emotionally, now that his first defeat in life is approaching?

Posted by: PJ at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (DQHjw)

46 Andrea Saul from the Romney campaign will be all over this with great response................wait

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (uRumV)

47 The difference between Reagan and Obama:

Obama says something controversial, his aides say he didn't mean that, and then Obama says he didn't mean that.

Reagan says something controversial, his aides say he didn't mean that, and then Reagan says hell yes I meant that.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (kqqGm)

48 Might as well include a link to CTD and guntrader in posts like this ...

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (WkuV6)

49 Yep, what would the odds be that all these supposed mistakes come from the same point of view?

Posted by: Dave S at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (Xfofp)

50 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (8y9MW)

51 Keep leaning forward, Barry.....a little more......just a tad more.......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:01 PM (UOM48)

52 Fascism is socialism, or a variant of it. Partial control of industry is a stepping-stone to complete control and ownership.

Which is a stepping stone to pissing your entire civilization down your leg.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:01 PM (bxiXv)

53 J.J. Sefton:
>> Hey. Once you have one, it's a short road down to the other.

Totally agree. We are charging full speed ahead down that Road to Serfdom.

But, politically, using the word "fascist" backfires, because, um... Godwin's Rule!

Posted by: sandy burger at August 09, 2012 06:01 PM (UwqBE)

54 If Team Romney can make an ad about this just like they did about "you didn't build that," then the recent kerfluffle with his foot-in-mouth spokes-idiot will pass and this will be another cunt-punch to Preezy Mom Jeans Mulligan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2012 06:01 PM (6BRJP)

55 And with that, before my cynicism gets too much for me... I'm out.

Maybe today is the day I'll take up drinking.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (8y9MW)

56 Heh, Truman,

I posted before reading. I think I was 4th to call it what it is.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (dX4hn)

57 Actually, he's not a Marxist. he's a Leninist. Marx sought to explain how capitalism evolves into communism (although he didn't use those words.). Lenin didn't enact an evolution, he enacted a revolution.

A revolution from the top, not one of the proletariat. That's what obamas doing.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone evangelist at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (YbQvR)

58 I feel like we're all in the Choom Wagon and Barry is driving us over a cliff....and he's bogarting the choom....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (UOM48)

59 43 This is what 1938 Germany must have felt like.
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone evangelist at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (YbQvR)


Just waiting for the burning synagogues...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (6BRJP)

60 The more obama talks, the more he buries himself. This statement is almost as stupid as you didn't build it yourself. I hope the GOP jumps ugly on this commie crap

Posted by: Crooksareus at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (j1gX1)

61 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2012 06:01 PM (6BRJP)

Hmmmm.... commercial with DELPHI worker? Talking about their lost Retirement?

Posted by: Me.... soon.... at August 09, 2012 06:03 PM (lZBBB)

62 44 and snazzier uniforms, we know BarryO isnt a fascist because his OFA and ACORN goons got lame uniforms.

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 06:03 PM (WkuV6)

63 Sock Off- crap always forget that part

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2012 06:03 PM (j1gX1)

64 Actually, this is the dictionary definition of fascism. No hyperbole, no spin, this is what economic fascism in line with Mussolini's Italy means.

You know what, guys? Forget I ever said anything. Have at it.

Posted by: Mike Godwin at August 09, 2012 06:03 PM (3SvjA)

65 Is that a flaming Hussein Obama skull?
Shouldn't it be ah, er, ah, darker?
Or is it just his white half that screws up and says what he means?
Anyone know if this was on telepromty or was Hussein winging it again?

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or SubMitt at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (nonzP)

66
August 09, 2012
Remarks by the President at a Campaign Event -- Pueblo, Colorado

So my plan will create a Veterans Job Corps, so we can put returning heroes back to work as cops and firefighters in communities that need them. And I want to take about half the money that we’re no longer spending on war, and let’s put people back to work -- do some nation-building right here at home. (Applause.) Let’s renew our roads and our runways and our wireless networks. And let’s work on our water infrastructure.




Sweet, the CCC is coming back. Lefty folksongs and hydroelectric dams for everyone!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (kdS6q)

67 And they say it's not a mental illness.

Seriously, dead serious, you do something, it doesn't work, you lie about how badly it worked and do more of it.

Do they do anything else but that, ever?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (bxiXv)

68 The other thing that the MFM is ignoring here is the outright lie he is harping on for the so-called "success". GM is still losing money hand over fist and will be bankrupt yet again in less than a year.


All the government did was hand them over to the unions which is what killed them to begin with. And then give them billions in tax payer dollars. They will be back at the trough for more money next year.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (YdQQY)

69 Politico: Obama campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki acknowledged Thursday that the campaign was no longer pleading ignorance about the story of a man who has appeared in both a super PAC ad and a campaign ad.

What a bowl of turds.

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2012 06:05 PM (6Cjut)

70 The skull needs big ol' jug ears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:05 PM (UOM48)

71 I want to tattoo this story on the forehead of every moron(bad kind) at reddit who claimed Obama is not a Socialist. They would point to the dictionary definition of socialism and say, "Obama doesn't propose to take ownership of all means of production and ownership of goods, therefore you don't know what you're talking about." Another fun one was "Dumb Americans say we can't have health care in this country because, 'hurr, durr, socialism'".

Obama is advocating the pure, dictionary exact, undiluted version of fascism, a sub-variant of socialism.

Bring out the india ink and the needles, redditers are getting an upgrade.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2012 06:05 PM (WhJf8)

72 Is Obama a big boy? Does he wear his big boy pants

He wears Mom Jeans and a bike helmet. Hell, he probably wears a helmet to masturbate.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 09, 2012 06:05 PM (OWjjx)

73 I like the union stooge in the background. Even he's not sure about this is such a great idea.

Posted by: AMartel at August 09, 2012 06:05 PM (1Bqk7)

74
The SCOAMT is an effing SCOAMT.

Posted by: Justamom at August 09, 2012 06:05 PM (Sptt8)

75 Let's start with the oil companies!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (bAGA/)

76 Bill Cosby needs to sue Obama for stealing his puddin' pop face.

PUDDIN' POP! *Oaammmffff*

Posted by: HeftyJo at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (Wv4lq)

77 Probably quibbling Vic, but the classic differentiation between Fascism and Communism is that Communism is global in scope, workers united to create a utopia. Countries become a quaint anachronism. Fascism stopped at the boarders and was very nationalistic.

I admit is is really splitting hairs in the grand scheme of things. The resultant destruction of individual liberty is the same.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (dX4hn)

78 (Obama) So my plan will create a Veterans Job Corps, so we can put returning heroes back to work as cops and firefighters in communities that need them.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (kdS6q)


Didn't we just have a big article about there being more firefighters and less fires than ever?

Seriously, I think we just have a majority of drooling retards trained to react to buzzwords.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (bxiXv)

79 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:07 PM (6o4Fb)

80 I wonder how much obama would have flushed down the crapper to keep those buggy whip factories afloat?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2012 06:07 PM (j1gX1)

81 3 points

1. He wears mom jeans

2. ford didn't take the money bozo, so why are they successful?

3. Immelt runs GE not GM. But this if real is a major butt f. For Wisconsin and the US. I wish we could get all radiologists to boycott GE, but the competition is Philips-Dutch, and Siemans- Deutche or Toshiba - Japanese.

Posted by: Avi at August 09, 2012 06:07 PM (eYiNi)

82 Hate to admit it, but the point goes to Obama. Example: The payphone business is in the shitter. I propose that the government hires people to stand on dark seedy corners with government provided cell phones.

Scene:

"HELP! I'm being chased by rapists! Call the police!"

"No habla."

"The payphone business is roaring back!"

Posted by: Welshorne Skroat III at August 09, 2012 06:07 PM (liDYL)

83 Can we call him a commie now?

Posted by: sifty at August 09, 2012 06:08 PM (p39GY)

84 Hey obama what about the 8 track factory?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2012 06:08 PM (j1gX1)

85 He really believes he can say what he wants and the media will make it so. I can't wait until Mitt flusters him at the debates.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 09, 2012 06:08 PM (Cvyuv)

86 It was the end of the road for 13 Colorado Chrysler dealerships.

Goal is to increase profitability

The manufacturers do not necessarily save money by decreasing dealer ranks but hope to increase profitability among remaining retailers, experts say.

It doesn't make much sense to Jackson.

"They terminated two of the top dealerships in the state," he said. "We don't want to see any go, but why would you terminate two of your top producers? You want to say it's a mistake, but it's right there in black and white."

Jay Cimino of Phil Long and John Medved of Medved AutoPlex, owners of the two most well-known Colorado Chrysler stores on the list, declined to comment.

Also on the list is Burt Dodge Chrysler Jeep in Parker. Jackson said Go Dodge Southwest in Littleton is also targeted, as are dealerships in Montrose, Durango, La Junta and Craig.

CADA is advising dealers to join a lawsuit being filed by an Ohio law firm on behalf of affected dealers.

"'I think it was heavily political inside of Chrysler on the dealers they wanted to keep and the ones they didn't," Jackson said.

It's true, experts said, this could have been used as an easy way to pick and choose dealers for any number of reasons despite sales."

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_12373999

Posted by: twoslaps at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (Cnupf)

87 Hey obama Betamax could use a few billion

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (j1gX1)

88 Jeff Immelt - our US Jobs Tsar - announced that GM is closing it's medical imaging plant in Wisconsin and shipping it lock, stock and barrel to... CHINA! Except the jobs. Those will be lost forever! SCOAMF is a fucking pestilence. Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That reminds me of the conference that SCOAMF Immelt were at when the subject of the "Stimulus" and "Shovel Ready Jobs" came up. Boy, they had a big laugh out of that didn't they?

Posted by: Cheri at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (G+Wff)

89 He didn't know Bill Ayers, but when they shared an office on Sangamon St on the west side of Chicago, Billy must have passed him love notes.

Posted by: Jeff at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (EBPRt)

90
Mr. Romney wants to reverse the Affordable Care Act -- Obamacare. Let me tell you something. Right now, 6.5 million young people can stay on their parent’s plan because of the health care law I passed. (Applause.) Millions of seniors are seeing lower prescription drug costs. (Applause.) We are going to make sure that if you’ve got a preexisting condition, you can now get health insurance. (Applause.)




Under Gov. Romney’s health care plan, they would have had all that! *giggle*

Posted by: Andrea Saul

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (kdS6q)

91 O/T, does it seem strange that the Sikh temple shooting in WI virtually disappeared from the news within a day?

There was 24/7 coverage of the Aurora movie theater crazy. It's even harder to understand since the WI shooter comes out of casting central for the left, an actual real nazi-loving racist white man. And a second mass shooting seems like it would be too hard to pass up for nonstop gun control BS. What gives?

Posted by: Mayday at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (F3s39)

92 "I want to uh hammer that woman like the machine John Henry who if I had a son he'd also uh look like and put her uh away wet...."

//Barack Obama


"What the President was trying to say was 'welcome to the United States Your Majesty we are so glad the Queen of England is here for the commemoration of the Argentinian Peace Accords...."

//Jay Carney

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:10 PM (LRFds)

93 Wow. The pooch post sure took a powder in a hurry.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2012 06:10 PM (OlN4e)

94 Polly Fact has preemptively issued FOUR Pinocchios on your lyin RAAAAAACETS ears

Posted by: GeneTheHappy at August 09, 2012 06:10 PM (0udxW)

95
Unions?

YES!

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (xo8O4)

96
The media needs dealt with.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (2d71t)


yup.....we need to nail EPA first but the list is long including DOE, tenure, and EPA

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (LRFds)

97 O/T, does it seem strange that the Sikh temple shooting in WI virtually disappeared from the news within a day?

There was 24/7 coverage of the Aurora movie theater crazy. It's even harder to understand since the WI shooter comes out of casting central for the left, an actual real nazi-loving racist white man. And a second mass shooting seems like it would be too hard to pass up for nonstop gun control BS. What gives?
Posted by: Mayday at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (F3s39)

Nope seems about right to me. Most Americans have about a 36 hour attention span, unless your talking about a liberal and then if they can railroad anyone named Zimmerman, well that's good for a month or so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (j1gX1)

98 So Barry wants to dispossess the creditors of every industry in American while taking a controlling interest with our borrowed money.

I guess he was off prompter again.

Posted by: toby928© prematurely powermad at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (evdj2)

99 It's like someone ate that dog!

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (6Cjut)

100
Anybody got a transcript of that speech? As delivered, not an advance press copy.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (d9tUw)

101 What gives?
Posted by: Mayday at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (F3s39)


Give it a few weeks, someone at Breitbart will find out what they know that they don't want us to know.

Maybe it's just that reporters are bigots.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (bxiXv)

102 The spirits of all dead socialist spoke to obama and said "Finally ! We have a seat in the White House !"

Posted by: runner at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (WR5xI)

103 Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (dX4hn)


No that is not splitting hairs, that is incorrect. The MFM has succeeded in changing the definition of Fascism, Socialism, and Communism.


Fascism was defined by Mussolini and it is really socialism with government control of industry. Socialism was defined by Marx as government redistribution of wealth to help the "poor" through various programs. He called it an intermediate step between capitalism and communism. Under communism the government own the industry and means of producing wealth.

The liberals in the MFM started changing all this in the 50s when communism got a bad name.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (YdQQY)

104 So, any good countries to migrate to that have liberty and capitalism in mind or is everywhere on the planet pretty much a fascist/socialist/communistic hellhole anymore?

Posted by: arcadehero at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (zt7SE)

105 Revenue fell to $37.6 billion from $39.4 billion a year before as the stronger U.S. dollar hurt results. Analysts had expected $38.58 billion.

Posted by: GM... the facts at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (lZBBB)

106
Who let the dog out?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (O40eT)

107 Anybody got a transcript of that speech? As delivered, not an advance press copy.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (d9tUw)


OBAMA: Umm, errr The Umm ahhh errr.... duh... errr ummm aaahhh...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (bxiXv)

108 And the Unionoids shall be saved.

Fuck the rest of you.

Posted by: nickless (Toby928 for TB!) at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (MMC8r)

109 "- In Colorado, Northglenn Dodge owner David Fitzgerald said he was 11 when he started mowing the lawn at his father's dealership on the same site where he operates today. He doesn't know yet how many of his roughly 100 employees he might lose as he switches to selling solely used cars now that Chrysler's told him he's among at least a dozen dealerships in the state that it will shed.

"This is devastating to me," said Fitzgerald, 49. "But I have to continue on. All these people are looking to me for leadership. I'll turn into a puddle when I go home tonight when no one can see.'"

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/2009222123_apchryslerdealersimpact.html

Posted by: twoslaps at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (Cnupf)

110 Boy, that Pelosi's tits are as big as her brain is small.

Posted by: maddogg at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (OlN4e)

111 Fucking Fox's Poll is even +9 Dems. We're fucked, the liberals controll the fucking media. All of it.

Posted by: robtr at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (MtwBb)

112 My gawd--

He's like -

The Reverse Thatcher.

Posted by: tasker at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (r2PLg)

113 Obama murdered his grandma, Madelyn Dunham.

Posted by: Thorvald at August 09, 2012 06:14 PM (1V6Pv)

114 This is more toward Italian style fascism which has socialist origins but is a modification.

Posted by: Michael J. Fox at August 09, 2012 06:14 PM (VDpzM)

115 the pooch post was a misfire. I meant it for the queue.

Posted by: ace at August 09, 2012 06:15 PM (fxHyG)

116 also, the purpose of Obamacare was to drive all other insurance out of buisness. And that is happening as we speak. When that happens all healthcare will be provided by government single payer insurance.


Guess what, when all the doctors work for the government then the healthcare industry has been nationalized as well.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2012 06:15 PM (YdQQY)

117 Not just no. HELL F*#$^%@$%#-ing NO!

Posted by: newton at August 09, 2012 06:15 PM (NtsQB)

118 GM shares have fallen 40% since it emerged from bankruptcy and began trading again in November 2010. The broader market is up almost 20% over the same period. He fixed the hell out them.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 09, 2012 06:15 PM (+lsX1)

119 Actually, that's not the same font used on the DRUDGE headline. (Just saying.)

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (zrpqj)

120
Mr. Romney believes in something called self-deportation, thinks Arizona is a model for immigration laws across the country.

AUDIENCE: Booo --

THE PRESIDENT: I think we did the right thing to say that a young person who comes to America -- is brought here, is raised here, is friends with our kids, is going to school with our kids, is American in every single way except for a piece of paper should have the chance to be a part of the American family. That was the right thing to do. (Applause.)




"I too, was once just a kid with a fake birth certificate -- and a dream."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (kdS6q)

121 So, any good countries to migrate to that have
liberty and capitalism in mind or is everywhere on the planet pretty
much a fascist/socialist/communistic hellhole anymore?


Posted by: arcadehero at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (zt7SE)


If we conservatives swarmed Canada we could fortify their current SOCIALISM LITE! style policies into America 2 in a generation.....Brazil is a pragmatic socialism but a wave migration could probably create a prosperity zone....We could go volunteer to destroy Mugabe on a filibuster expedition and simply pull an Israel and force out the locals allowing them to come back in as soon as they passed a background and ID check....None of these of course are ever likely to be needed....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (LRFds)

122 pshop horde request,

The Il Douche pose uniform and all, sticking up thru the roof of a clown carred Volt, with no wheels, on blocks, in an industrial wasteland.

Posted by: DaveA at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (DVJEd)

123
....Success?
The Auto Bailout was not a "success".
It was only a success for the UAW.....everyone else got screwed.
Including the taxpayers.

Posted by: wheatie at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (mtRB0)

124 I think he looks like Richard Pryor in that photo (before he burned himself up with the crack pipe).

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (kXoT0)

125 don't even think about horning in on my action with the Schticky, Obama!

Posted by: Vince Offer at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (8g9qq)

126
“guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal would be all about socializing...uh, ah... would be about basically taking over and the government running all of your companies.”

Posted by: Maxine Waters (D) at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (xo8O4)

127 Yeah, I know all that Vic and don't disagree. I think we got crossed up on the ownership bit. I agree with everything you just said. Especially that Fascism is a whistle-stop on the railroad to Communism.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (dX4hn)

128 Did he go off prompted again or were these prepared remarks?

Posted by: small town girl at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (q7YYY)

129 Obama isn't a commie, he more akin to a fascist. Corporatism is when the government "arrainges" unions and businesses for the benefit of the state, and thus to the peoples "benefit" since under fascism, everything comes from the state.

It's all the same transformative socialism, just the particulars of the implementation and the flavor of the particular Utopian dream varies...

This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (XvHmy)

130 Let us explain to you rubes what Ace is REALLY trying to say here...

Posted by: The Enemedia at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (Yhu4q)

131 MOAR!
TRAINS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (Z3bkC)

132 Fucking Fox's Poll is even +9 Dems. We're fucked, the liberals controll the fucking media. All of it.

Posted by: robtr at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (MtwBb)

Panic time is on a Wedensday in November...
not now.Shempf and megyn showed their dark side....work use word of mouth to remind folks of gas prices and his EPA wanting to wreck their cars' motor....We won in '10 and we'll win again i suspect unless we let then make us quit.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (LRFds)

133 not to be too dickish but squabbling over whether SCOAMF is a fascist, socialist, communist, marxist, crossdresserist, etc is purely an exercise in semantics.
Cant we all just agree this man is one of the more dangerous individuals to this nation in some time/ever and get moving?

Posted by: cfh13 at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (uURnG)

134 Yeah, the bailout worked out really well for a friend of ours whose decades-old family dealership was shutdown. Oh, and he was a Republican donor. Nothing to see there....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (UOM48)

135 Did TOTUS break down? Was he off prompter when he said this? If so, then I say RIP TOTUS.. and don't let the door hit ya...

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (UljOc)

136 Posted by: small town girl at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (q7YYY)

Video looks like he is OFF Prompter... ie... saying what he actualy thinks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (lZBBB)

137 Yep, GM and Facebook, two must have winners to have in a discerning person's portfolio! /sarc off

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (kXoT0)

138 Hey, where's the guy and his dog in the lake?

Posted by: comatus at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (qaVK+)

139 71
I want to tattoo this story on the forehead of every moron(bad kind) at
reddit who claimed Obama is not a Socialist. They would point to the
dictionary definition of socialism and say, "Obama doesn't propose to
take ownership of all means of production and ownership of goods,
therefore you don't know what you're talking about." Another fun one was
"Dumb Americans say we can't have health care in this country because,
'hurr, durr, socialism'".

**********************

You should send your tattoo guy over to Bill O'Reilly .

He's been giving his usual dismissive wave-of-the-hand to anyone saying the JEF is a socialist.

Lets see what he says tonight. Probably nothing.


Posted by: Jim Sonweed at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (41zfH)

140 Fascism IS socialism. It's just a variant, as is communism.

Nazi is, as all of you know well I'm sure, simply a shortened form of "National Socialism."

Posted by: filbert at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (smvTK)

141 Hezbollah MP Walid Sakariya told Lebanese television this week that the nuclear weapon Iran is allegedly developing is intended to annihilate Israel.

In a segment recorded and translated by MEMRI (the Middle East Media Research Institute), Sakariya, also a retired general, told his interviewer on Hezbollah’s al-Manar TV Tuesday that should Iran acquire a nuclear weapon it would serve Syrian as well as Iranian interests, namely the eradication of the Jewish state.

“This nuclear weapon is intended to create a balance of terror with Israel, to finish off the Zionist enterprise, and to end all Israeli aggression against the Arab nation,” Sakariya said.

Hey obama, ya gonna give them money and help also? Or just look the other way?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (j1gX1)

142 the pooch post was a misfire. I meant it for the queue.

No one puts Poochy in the corner!!

Posted by: Patrick Sweazy at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (3SvjA)

143 Is it racist to hate "Brown shirts"?

Posted by: Darth Randall hates Illinois Nazis at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (mV8sg)

144 115 - thought maybe Obama ate it

Posted by: the Butcher at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (8g9qq)

145 >>>>> At what point do we begin crediting the alleged super-genius and supposed master orator of our time with comprehending the words that come tumbling out of his corrupt mouth? <<<<<

The Media will begin this immediately after the election as soon as they identify their next socialist prez candidate and that candidate disagrees with Obastard.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 09, 2012 06:20 PM (QK3qp)

146 He looks like he's doing some weird dance. We should call it the Bailout Shuffle.

Posted by: LASue at August 09, 2012 06:20 PM (wAhNv)

147
And yet millions will still vote for him, and some people just think it's dumb and childish to put a Romney bumper sticker on your car.

And you know, Romney is a big RINO, whatever that is really supposed to mean. And he's the only alternative to Obama. So this is kinda like rocket science trying to figure out what we should do.

The future of the Republic is hanging by a thread. What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:20 PM (RFeQD)

148 110
Boy, that Pelosi's tits are as big as her brain is small.


And they have the same chemical composition.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2012 06:20 PM (6TB1Z)

149 Just keep telling yourself, "It's only a movie."

Posted by: Last White House on the Left at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (PcoXF)

150 Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (kXoT0)

and Solyndra! and Fisker!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (lZBBB)

151 I demand that all telegraph operators be returned to full employment and given pensions backed %100 percent by the tax payer. And those guys that go around the city sweeping up horse dung. Yeap, we gotta save them as well. And the companies that made those horns you stick in your ear to hear better. When, oh when, are we going to bail them out?!?

Posted by: HeftyJo at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (Wv4lq)

152
I think the transcript would be choice. I already noticed something from the 90 sec video. "wants those jobs to sprout up in Pueblo". Yeah. So long as he gets Colorado's Electoral Votes.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (d9tUw)

153 Either Obama's gone nuts or he's trying to lose

Posted by: weew at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (ElfHn)

154 Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (kXoT0)



and Solyndra! and Fisker!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (lZBBB)

Now, you are just teasing me since I have none of the four in my portfolio!

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (kXoT0)

155 @121 - Funny thing is I started my post asking about Brazil as I have lived there and my wife is from there. We also are going down in a month and I'm tempted to just stay. But it would take quite an effort to get them to turnaround. They already have a bunch of commie tripe built into their Constitution (guaranteeing the right to pretty much everything on a lib agenda) and their politicians are typical scum. Super violent in a lot of places and they actually have communist parties who broadly advertise their garbage to everyone and plenty of dopes soak it up. But perhaps if enough liberty-minded people showed up, you never know.

Posted by: arcadehero at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (zt7SE)

156 Under fascism the government doesn't own the industry, it controls it. They have been working on that with regulations for a while, but that is not what they are doing here. Obama wants government ownership. He is a die-hard communist.
Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (YdQQY)


----------------------------------------------


THIS! This is marxism (communism) thru and thru.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (oMjsq)

157 I just heard the top-of-the-hour radio broadcasts from two different networks. They lovingly quoted the President, let him have seconds of precious air time telling the people in Colorado (and thus, us) what an abysmal failure the Romney plan has been.

Seriously? Do they think this country is THAT stupid?

Don't answer that.

Oh, and once Obama's campaign ad (otherwise known as a newscast) ended, they mentioned Romney is doing some fundraisers today. A 2-3 second mention.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (2pG7H)

158 Did he go off prompted again or were these prepared remarks?

Posted by: small town girl


Are you suggesting the teleprompter should have bailed out Obama?


Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (Ky1+e)

159
Panic time is on a Wednesday in November... not now.
Posted by: sven10077




The election is Tuesday Nov 6th, so by the first Wednesday, the election will be over.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (kdS6q)

160
You don't all think a little thing like a free election is going to get in the SCOAMT's way when it comes to fundamentally transforming this nation, do you?

We conservatives are amateurs when it comes to getting out the vote. The SCOAMT is the effing Grand Pubah Community Organizer.

By hook or by crook. Chicago style.

Posted by: Justamom at August 09, 2012 06:23 PM (Sptt8)

161 2. ford didn't take the money bozo, so why are they successful?
Posted by: Avi


Ford and the others have been on the Federal teat for decades.

In the 2007 energy bill, the Feds gave billions of dollars in loans to US and Jpns mfrs for greeeeeeeeen energy bullshit. The program supposedly ended in 2011.

If you have ever wondered why the Big Three have been perpetual basket-cases it's because the Fed Gov has treated them and the unions like spoiled children for decades.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 09, 2012 06:23 PM (H4Rpo)

162 Is Obama a big boy? Does he wear his big boy pants? Then let him choose his own big boy words, and stop trying to tell us he meant something other than what he said.
---
he chooses beautiful words. But the peasents are not capable of partaking of the nuance. So it is left to us, the scribes, to translate the words of the prophet down into the gutteral jabber of the masses.
you may thank us now

Posted by: MSM at August 09, 2012 06:23 PM (SO2Q8)

163 hydroelectric dams for everyone!

Fat.Chance.

Posted by: The Sierra Club at August 09, 2012 06:23 PM (evdj2)

164 I want to give a shout-out to Chrysler and what Obama has done there. The first American company with an entire line of pimpmobiles! With Italian fair, too! Berlusconi etc etc! Well done.

Posted by: Cricket at August 09, 2012 06:23 PM (2ArJQ)

165
Aha! The transcript.

http://www.shallownation.com/2012/08/07/preside
nt-obama-colorado-state-fair-campaign-speech-
video-aug-9-2012-pueblo-colorado/

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (d9tUw)

166 2 things.
I can't stand idiots like the bobble head behind his right. She nods her head and then claps like a trained seal.

Is that Joe Soptic next to her? Sure likes like him, down to the shirt.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (6TB1Z)

167
And communism, strictly speaking (and not dickly) is when the Proletariat owns the means of production. Of course, the Proletariat has to delegate that power to some special, more equal members of society to run it just for a while, until we all get up to speed. That would be the Vanguard of the Proletariat, the Central Committee of the Communist Party. Chosen by the Party members. And then it all kinda goes downhill after that, because the reactionary kulaks don't quite want to go along, so they have to be disciplined, and then there are special camps for that,.......


I have watched Dr. Zhivago (the movie) a bunch of times, but the last time I watched it (about a year ago), it made me incredibly sad, because although movie was about the transition of Russia to the Soviet Union, this was the first time I watched that Ithought that it could happen here.

We. Are . So . Fucked.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (RFeQD)

168 To a tune by Martin Luther:

Fed'ral gov'ment uber alles
We will all bend down and then
When Obama
Gives it to us
We shall then be free from fear.

Fed'ral Gov'ment uber alles
Thank you sir, may we have some more?
Once was not enough
We're not worthy
To take your bounty up our willing rear.

Posted by: filbert at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (smvTK)

169 "Obama is advocating the pure, dictionary exact, undiluted version of fascism, a sub-variant of socialism."
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2012 06:05 PM (WhJf

Calling the President a fascist won't work because of the word's connotations: Mussolini, Franco, Pinochet...no. Calling him a 'corporatist' won't work either. Too obscure. Taking the time to explain the meaning of 'corporatism' takes power from the argument.

Only the word 'Socialist' will do. For one thing, it's true. It is, no doubt, how the President (privately, quietly) sees himself and accurately describes his ideology. I've advocated using the word against him since 2008. Meanwhile, prominent GOP politicians and conservative pundits have avoided it like the plague, worried its use might prove too inflammatory. Given that the Obama campaign has accused Romney of murder, I'd say we've alreadypassed the 'inflammatory' mark.

Socialism! New And Improved! Now Gulag-free!

Posted by: troyriser at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (vtiE6)

170 Politico can not be more spineless bootlickers with their "update" if they sat under the table blowing Obama while he read the communist manifesto

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (doZs5)

171 @170
If?

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2012 06:26 PM (6TB1Z)

172 He wants to take control over all large businesses. Just liek with GM, he'll give it over to "the workers" in some fashion while stiffing people who have a greater claim to the assets.

If Obama is reelected, it is only a matter of time before either some leftist state, or Obama via EO, declares that ALL board of directors include some of the workers. Thus you have Communism by stealth.

As for the "small businesses" the left likes to talk about, they love them just as long as they are quaint little places where they can hang out and feel all local and crap. The the left puts huge barriers to make sure that they stay small.

Thus you have the real power in the hands of "workers" and "enlightened owners" under the guiding hand of the state, with the promise of preventing any of those quaint small businesses from threatening their power.

This will not end well.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 09, 2012 06:27 PM (XvHmy)

173 "Socialism! New And Improved! Now Gulag-free!"


Wanna bet?

Posted by: filbert at August 09, 2012 06:27 PM (smvTK)

174 Yeah, but fuck Romney.
Because he is EXACTLY the same thing, in my mind.

Posted by: Purely Puritanical Purist who seeks Purity in the Party at August 09, 2012 06:27 PM (llc81)

175
Is Obama a big boy?

No. At least not where it counts.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at August 09, 2012 06:28 PM (xo8O4)

176 troyriser:
>> Only the word 'Socialist' will do.

I agree.

>> prominent GOP politicians and conservative pundits have avoided it like
the plague


Well, they have to be more careful. But morons like us can say it for them. It works, because it's true.

The distinctions between collectivist -isms aren't all that important, anyhow. In the end, the only real difference is the names of the bureaucracies which control us.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (UwqBE)

177 I just heard the top-of-the-hour radio broadcasts from two different networks. They lovingly quoted the President, let him have seconds of precious air time telling the people in Colorado (and thus, us) what an abysmal failure the Romney plan has been.

Seriously? Do they think this country is THAT stupid?

Don't answer that.

Oh, and once Obama's campaign ad (otherwise known as a newscast) ended, they mentioned Romney is doing some fundraisers today. A 2-3 second mention.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (2pG7H)

***********

I just moved to Cali--want me step you through the last local newscast I actually watched.

#1)Story about how the firefighters could not stop the spread of a fire--because they don't have enough money for a water truck.

#2) Intro a story about Romney by saying-

"polling shows Romney with the lowest favorables of any Presidential contender in history!!"

*Show clip of-Romney stating that the US doesn't want to end up like Greece of California..*

Quickly have anchor chastise Romney how that joke might work in Iowa but not in California.

Ya, forget about how they just rolled a story about how they can't afford water trucks for firefighters.

Posted by: tasker at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (r2PLg)

178 But it was a success. The unions got everything and I got a great place to launder illegal campaign contributions!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (vDl/w)

179 Damnit, it wasn't Martin Luther, it was Haydn--at least according to Wiki.

Posted by: filbert at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (smvTK)

180 Didn't read all the comments, but looking at the photo above it appears they're slapping a darker makeup on president ventriloquist dummy.

Seems that he's evolving from "the taupe dope" to the "burnt umber fumbler", or perhaps the "medium brown assclown".

Yeah yeah, I denounce myself and so forth.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (eNURf)

181 Funny. You guys don't have a single problem with tax breaks for big oil. Big wind? TEH SOCIAL.

Page is full of jokers. Good to come here for a laugh.

Posted by: Palooka at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (DMm6a)

182 @158
no, it's just that his hate shows thru when he goes off prompter. I like it. It helps us.

Posted by: small town girl at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (TKpwb)

183 But perhaps if enough liberty-minded people showed up, you never know.


Posted by: arcadehero at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (zt7SE)
worst case scenarios and not likely but still
When the US falls to EUtopia the UN will go overtly commie, when this happens the UN will not have the US as a hurdle, so wherever the right winds up we will be outlaws and shunned and persecuted for our belief in the right to determination of our own destiny....not being a jerk but "the new jews" useful in small does subject to pogroms to our hosts....it is why EUtopian socialists and the nazis were so invective laden calling us "the Jews' dupes...."It'll be bad wherever that said Brazil has several colonies of descendants from the '30s to '50s migration wave from the Fascist nations that were trying to escape....six of one a half dozen of the other....before we go all EMO remember:1) we have not lost it was a bad three day cycle for us2) Queen Elizabeth I and the Protestants went through far worse under Queen Mary and took back the nation after their "radicals" came back from afar3)all of the above is moot if we drag Mitt over the finish line....we damn near beat Jugears with a clown who quit the race twice with an economy on a death spiral....the baseline of REALITY favors us and I am not convinced the newsies can shovel shit and use "Operation Shiny Objects long enough to "keep HOPE" alive....."we'll see..."

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (LRFds)

184 On that O/T thing about the shooter I can tell you why no one cares anymore:

Because the shooter is dead. People can't exert their mental capacities on revenge so it gets thrown out the window. Now if it was like Aurora where the shooter would be in court today for his first hearing, then the media would be having orgasms to report whatever it is the douchebag does.

Posted by: arcadehero at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (zt7SE)

185 @175 - That sock is just wrong. I am still dry heaving.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (LnYXA)

186
He is what he is.
Raised from boyhood with Frank Davis tutoring him.

Mentored by Bill Ayers in Chicago.

A member of the New Party in Chicago.

20 years in Reverend Wright's Church.

And to say no one could see this coming? And by that, just parroting the mouth breathers in the Bullshit Media. Because there were plenty of people that could see this coming. A lot of them right here a AosHQ.

John McCain, not so much.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (RFeQD)

187 Was this clown SWIFTQOUTED again?!?

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2012 06:32 PM (Ky1+e)

188 Reader C.J. Burch:
>> The future of the Republic is hanging by a thread. What to do, what to do.

Naw. We've been worse off, and come back from the brink. We'll do it again.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 09, 2012 06:32 PM (UwqBE)

189 There are those who say that we should eliminate the most basic of regulations, and there are those who'd like our economy to be something like Mother Russia. I propose a middle path...but Mother Russia sounds cool to me

Posted by: Obama Dual Strawman Technique at August 09, 2012 06:33 PM (60GaT)

190
It's not a telepromter mistake.
He just forgot who his audience was.
Got all heated up and dazed into thinking he was in front of his favorite audience- his mirror!

Or, his commie mentors who would smile and beam at him every time little Barry recited their America-hating bilge back for them.

Oh, IMHO.

Posted by: Justamom at August 09, 2012 06:33 PM (Sptt8)

191
He's a Fascist, by definition.

Posted by: Fresh at August 09, 2012 06:33 PM (O7ksG)

192 That Obama is one clean, articulate Fascist/Communist.

Posted by: Bizarro Harry Reid at August 09, 2012 06:33 PM (XKEyC)

193 "Socialism! New And Improved! Now Gulag-free!"

Wanna bet?

Posted by: filbert at August 09, 2012 06:27 PM (smvTK)


Gulags are shovel-ready jobs! Good-bye unemployment!

Posted by: Barack Obama, the Supreme Soviet of (teh) One at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (XvHmy)

194 California is the future of this country.
And let me take you all one step further, if you don't slave yourself away to getting Romney elected:

We aren't going to win in 2016, even with a nice crop.
Obama gets reelected and the economy "recovers" to the new normal. Andrew Cuomo jumps aboard the fiscal responsibility train and adopts measures similar to Christie and Walker and is hailed a "hero" despite doing exactly what evil-satan-bastard Walker did. He gets his party's nomination and is a shoo-in to run against the Republicans who have to explain over and over that the "new normal" isn't good enough.

Don't let the thought enter your head of "well there's next year". That sort of logic and entrophic thinking is why Democrats have managed to advance on the map as much as they have. Republicans have a great opportunity to shift the dynamic in a massive patch of electoral votes but repeatedly ignore the trends to cultivate that.

There is no election for the conservative movement if we fail in 2012.
If we fail, come out and join me here in California. You can see what 2015 2016 2017 and beyond will look like.

Posted by: CAC at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (llc81)

195
You didn't build that.
and now this?
The dude is a fascist.

Posted by: Fresh at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (O7ksG)

196
This will not end well.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 09, 2012 06:27 PM (XvHmy)


There are a LOT of potential things that can happen....will nanny mcRictus run the house....will Bury's "mandate victory" be within the margin of fraud?Does he try to throw the frog in a boiling pot or just turn the simmer he started in '08 up?If say cali tries the flip all hell will break loose at once you'll see Constitutional Conventions in states and then we'll get to teach the libs about cost either money/food wise or the unthinkable way.....Think of the Patriots under George Washington....you just need to have a force not clean the stronger foes' clock.
I AM NOT CALLING FOR HOPING FOR OR INTONING VIOLENCE

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (LRFds)

197 Aha! The transcript.



Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (d9tUw)

Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we’re going to South
Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and
we’re going to California and Texas and New York … And we’re
going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then
we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeahrrghhh!!!

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (PcoXF)

198 177 -

I swear though, as infuriating as it is, I believe it means they know he's going to lose.

I'm going to assume there is going to be a lot of talk over the coming months how states like California are being penalized by being in the same country as places like Iowa.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (2pG7H)

199 let's not call him a fascist please. socialism needs to be an even dirtier word than it already is.

Posted by: JDP at August 09, 2012 06:35 PM (60GaT)

200 Hitlwe, besides being a great dancer and an awesome painter, was a great teleprompter reader, too.
Awe you mocking how I pwonounce "Hitlwe"?

Posted by: bawney fwank at August 09, 2012 06:35 PM (vDl/w)

201 Oh, I forgot. Barry thinks corporations ARE gulags . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 09, 2012 06:35 PM (smvTK)

202 Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:31
He is what he is.Raised from boyhood with Frank Davis tutoring touching him.FIFY

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (LnYXA)

203 There is no election for the conservative movement if we fail in 2012.

If we fail, come out and join me here in California. You can see what 2015 2016 2017 and beyond will look like.

Posted by: CAC at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (llc81)

CAC the founding of the Republic was initially supported by 15-25% of the citizens here.....don't lose faith, I agree this is the breakwater for conservatism and capitalism though.....we lose this one, we'll at best be what canada currently is and at worst well.....
his pundits do like them some china

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (LRFds)

204 235-303 Romney-Obama,
+4 in Senate to 50/50 (D hold w/VP Biden).

Posted by: CAC at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (llc81)

205 Lib NYC SIL just sent me an e-mail saying how happy she is that our boy's deployment is nearly over.

Then this gem: "I hope he gets out of the military!!!"

I replied, "Why? There are worse things than serving your country."

Waiting on a response.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (UOM48)

206 Hmmmm....my editing didn't work in 202.... But anyway, changed the "tutoring" to "touching" for a fix.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (LnYXA)

207 I swear though, as infuriating as it is, I believe it means they know he's going to lose.

*******

Man, I hope your instinct is correct.

Posted by: tasker at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (r2PLg)

208 "And let�s work on our water infrastructure. "


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (kdS6q)

This is code for taking control of all water.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (bDWdk)

209 Only the word 'Socialist' will do. For one thing, it's true. It is, no doubt, how the President (privately, quietly) sees himself and accurately describes his ideology. I've advocated using the word against him since 2008.Posted by: troyriser

Except he's not.

Go back and read that Sojourners interview someone posted here yesterday. Try to find one response in which he doesn't refer to himself.

"Falsani (interviewer): Do you believe in sin?

OBAMA: Yes.

Falsani: What is sin?

OBAMA: Being out of alignment with my values."

No. He exercises power for the point of exercising power.

It's all about him. The Socialism-Lite corporatism is only a vehicle for his ego.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (H4Rpo)

210 Fascism is heavily entrenched in many of the artworks and sculptures adorning many US Government offices, including the Seal of the Senate. If you see a bundle of sticks or rods wrapped together, those are the facses. May include an ax head or not. The symbol goes back to the Roman Senate.

Posted by: navybrat at August 09, 2012 06:38 PM (qpXfb)

211 You didn't buid that, and I fuuking fixed it.
-Choomer in Chief

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 06:39 PM (nTgAI)

212 Damnit, it wasn't Martin Luther, it was Haydn

Yeah, I was gonna say. Some Lose Scheisse, there.

You know, we had a guy who was an expert on Music Nazis Like.
Haven't heard from in a few days. Wonder what's up?

Posted by: comatus at August 09, 2012 06:39 PM (qaVK+)

213
I love all the internet tough guy talk about a revolution and people won't even put a Romney sticker on their bumper.

Yeah, right. There will be no "revolution". The few real tough guys will be hounded out of the country or arrested on some phony-baloney trumped up bullshit.

I have no illusions. I'm not a tough guy. I don't see us in the streets resisting. I'm not a kid and wouldn't last too long.

Like CAC said, this electionis really our last chance. Make the most of it.

Romney will surely disappoint us as a President. He will compromise and do a lot of "RINO" stuff that will make us all mad. But he might just keep the car from going over the cliff for a few more years.

And the horse might learn to sing. Who knows?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:39 PM (RFeQD)

214
So, I suppose this means Maxine Waters is running the oil companies after all.

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 09, 2012 06:40 PM (UuLBC)

215 Falsani: What is sin?

OBAMA: Being out of alignment with my values."


*****
wow.

Posted by: tasker at August 09, 2012 06:40 PM (r2PLg)

216 CAC:
>> Don't let the thought enter your head of "well there's next year".
That sort of logic and entrophic thinking is why Democrats have managed
to advance on the map as much as they have.


Yeah, I'll probably vote for Romney. But, to be blunt, I don't blame this problem on Democrats; stupid people always exist and always make the same mistakes. I blame it on corrupt Republicans, who pretended to know better, but didn't care enough to act on it.

This didn't just happen these last four years. It's been happening, constantly, for sixty years, and now we're reaching our credit limit.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 09, 2012 06:41 PM (UwqBE)

217 There's not much point to me working hard anymore. Obama will just give to lazy, no good piece of shit.

Posted by: Jack at August 09, 2012 06:41 PM (wUFaM)

218 I'm not as worried about the MFM as I was in 2008. I think many of the people who voted for the SCOAMT relied on their news and analysis and have found it all a lie.

More and more people are going to the innertubes (and conservative talk radio) for their information and national news. I think it's one of the reasons that the Chik-Fil-A counter movement was so successful. Also for the drubbing that the dems got in 2010.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2012 06:41 PM (oMjsq)

219 When I saw for the first time the commercial for the new Dart, I mis-read the graphic as saying DORT. I think my mis-read sums up the whole mess with Obama and Government Motors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 06:42 PM (FVHPd)

220 And the horse might learn to sing. Who knows?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:39 PM (RFeQD)


CJ the chips are down take your family and go someplace....start over.Don't go five alarm though.We are either ahead or dead....I have 400 million reasons to be confident....easiest thing in the world is punching a guy who is held down....Mitt will either fight or quit and if he quits ala McCain then we simply abndon the GOP and start over.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:43 PM (LRFds)

221 Falsani: What is sin?

OBAMA: Being out of alignment with my values."

***

Chick-Fil-A's values are not Chicago's values...

Nor are they Obama's evolved values.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at August 09, 2012 06:43 PM (UuLBC)

222 235-303 Romney-Obama,

+4 in Senate to 50/50 (D hold w/VP Biden).

Posted by: CAC at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (llc81)


Is this the real CAC and is this a real projection? The fffff...?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 09, 2012 06:43 PM (fWqsc)

223 FROWARD!

Posted by: JustMe at August 09, 2012 06:43 PM (0hDIC)

224
Maxine Waters is running the oil companies after all.

That sock has been successfully deployed at 126.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2012 06:44 PM (xo8O4)

225
Dart. DORT. Whatever.

It's a crappy little Fiat. With a Chrysler/Dodge badge on it.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:44 PM (RFeQD)

226 This is code for taking control of all water.
Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (bDWdk)


Dare I say... Agenda 21?

(strikes Dr. Evil pose)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:44 PM (bxiXv)

227 That sock has been successfully deployed at 126.

***

What? I'm supposed to read the comments?

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 09, 2012 06:45 PM (UuLBC)

228 Government co-ownership of industry? Punish non-union workers and private investors? Yank business licenses of those in politically "red" districts? Reward unions? Antipathy and hostility to Israel?

I sense a run on brown shirts in our future.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 09, 2012 06:45 PM (XKEyC)

229 Falsani: What is sin?

OBAMA: Being out of alignment with my values."


So he's sinning against himself when he sins?
Obama and Morgan Freeman need to have a BATTLE OF THE gODS!!!

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2012 06:46 PM (Ky1+e)

230 Well, seems like the unions got a good deal from the GM/Chrysler fiasco, so they would not be against this. That means we can look forward to the government takeover of:

-utility workers
-transportation
-construction
-information services

and of course:

-teachers
-all manufacturing
-all public sector jobs

Already under government control:

-universities
-press
-media
-auto industry

I'm thinking that the sheeple will totally be OK with this. Unfortunately.

Posted by: shibumi at August 09, 2012 06:47 PM (z63Tr)

231
What? I'm supposed to read the comments?

Better that than the posts.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2012 06:47 PM (xo8O4)

232 Dare I say... Agenda 21?


(strikes Dr. Evil pose)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Yes.

Posted by: Alex Jones at August 09, 2012 06:48 PM (z63Tr)

233 Falsani: What is sin?

OBAMA: Being out of alignment with my values."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (H4Rpo)


Expletives fail me.

I mean, it's stupid, arrogant, feckless and domineering all at once.

What was the interview called, "Portrait of a Narcissist?" Or maybe a power-mad control freak?

Could be both.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:48 PM (bxiXv)

234 He's a Fascist, by definition.
Posted by: Fresh at August 09, 2012 06:33 PM (O7ksG)


--------------------------------------------


Baraka is a tyrant. The ideas he's pushing are marxist.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2012 06:48 PM (oMjsq)

235 Better that than the posts.

***

There are posts?

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 09, 2012 06:48 PM (UuLBC)

236 Are idiots. Define fascism explicitly. Then air this quote. Done.People

Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2012 06:48 PM (wsGWu)

237
Mr. President, I believe at a certain point you've taken over enough industries.

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 09, 2012 06:49 PM (UuLBC)

238 Can somebody convince this bozo's drug dealer to give him a little extra in each bag?

Just enough to keep him mellow enough that he doesn't actually DO anything?

Keep him out on the golf course and off the campaign trail.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 09, 2012 06:50 PM (P6H+d)

239 Someone get this guy's foot off my neck.

Posted by: America at August 09, 2012 06:50 PM (2BHTg)

240 GM stock is in the toilet. The company still owes the government, i.e. the citizens, about 30 billion dollars.

Posted by: Hepcat at August 09, 2012 06:51 PM (frbyY)

241
Sven10077
I'm not going anywhere. My kids are almost grown, and I'd rather die on my doorstep than run away and try to "start over". It's now or never.

We're all pretty much doomed, whatever happens in November. I'm not depressed, just resigned to the fact that there is no one who is going to ride over the "political" hill and save us from ourselves. Sandy Berger is right - this is the result of decades of kicking the can down the road. There aren't too many hills left to die on.

When this guy, President Obama, can openly say what he just said and people just swoon over it, then I know we're done. I guess it was this bad in the 30's under FDR, but Obama is just so......incompetent! And yet the mouthbreathing bullshitters in the media just swan over him.

It's just....Orwellian.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:51 PM (RFeQD)

242 L O L

The new Fox News poll has Obama up 9 over poor hapless Mitt (49-40) and shows Obama winning Indpendents by 11 pts (same as CNN).

I TOLD YOU SO!

Clinton/Dole part 2!

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 06:52 PM (c3oPV)

243 It's just....Orwellian.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:51 PM (RFeQD)
I will not quit.
FDR was just as incompetent and we walked back from the edge.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:52 PM (LRFds)

244 Me? I think it's great. We can argue against socialism and they always argue "but we aren't socialist" while arguing socialist principles. It's time they're honest. And Obama wants to be honest. His handlers in and out of the media want him to shut up but he thinks he can win this way. It's time we had this fight.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2012 06:55 PM (T0NGe)

245 Soon, Joe.

Posted by: toby928© premature drunk with power at August 09, 2012 06:55 PM (QupBk)

246 Hey toldyaso.. Rasmussen has Romney over Obama 47/43....

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 09, 2012 06:57 PM (W2Z3C)

247 and to you crowing liberals.....
Obama is up at best assuming "registered voters" is suddenly the new "likely voters" if you guys beat your turnout from '08.

You have had to accuse him of murder, and spend your warchest down against a relatively supine opponent.

So go on ahead and count on me quitting in fear or angst.

The GOP shits bigger than you.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:57 PM (LRFds)

248 Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:51 PM (RFeQD)


--------------------------------------------


If the SCOAMT wins this Nov., we're done. It won't matter who we put in congress. This election is for everything "Americans" still hold as American. There's no compromise anymore. This is it.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2012 06:57 PM (oMjsq)

249 how about this for a bumper sticker?

--ROMNEY 2012--
Amateur Hour is Over

By the way, it's not "real socialism" unless is works, which they always think it will, the next time.

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 06:58 PM (bJm7W)

250 Did you know the Camaro, the America Muscle Car... is being built in CANADA???



Did you know the new Dodge Dart... is a F'n FIAT?



Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 05:55 PM

The Camaro was designed by the Aussies, it's the same chassis as the Holden Commodore. The engine and gearbox are the same through all of GM's worldwide subsidiaries, and many of the econobox engines come from Korea's Daewoo

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 06:58 PM (Y7XKa)

251 Me? I think it's great. We can argue against
socialism and they always argue "but we aren't socialist" while arguing
socialist principles. It's time they're honest. And Obama wants to be
honest. His handlers in and out of the media want him to shut up but he
thinks he can win this way. It's time we had this fight.


AmishDude
Yup if they want to have this fight bring it on.Bam is a malignant narcissist with delusions of adequacy. If Romney goes for the throat Barack will at a minimum express openly his desire to turn us into either Fwance or Germany....then I'll know what nation I live in win or lose.


Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM (LRFds)

252 "Hey toldyaso.. Rasmussen has Romney over Obama 47/43...."

Yeah, and as I said before, when one poll is completely different than the others, it's known as an outlier.

But if you want to believe that all the polls other than Rasmussen are wrong, go right ahead.

I'll be laughing at you fools on election night.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM (Xa2if)

253 But if you want to believe that all the polls other than Rasmussen are wrong, go right ahead.



I'll be laughing at you fools on election night.

Right now I'm not counting on any of the polls... The one that matters is in Nov. We'll see who's laughing then...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 09, 2012 07:01 PM (W2Z3C)

254 I TOLD YOU SO!



Clinton/Dole part 2!

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 06:52 PM

Hey gerg, didn't you tell us that Walker was toast too, according to your polls?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 07:01 PM (Y7XKa)

255 ...and they call ME retarded!!!!....Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (RdKJU)

256 This subsidized windmill outfit is a Danish concern - is that something?

Posted by: Joe at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (J3wQ1)

257 Hey toldyaso, why do you hate America so much?
Oh wait, you're a Dim.....so that explains it

Posted by: crowsting at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (61BD9)

258 toldyaso:
>> I'll be laughing at you fools on election night.

And yet, you'll still be the fool who voted for an economic and political system that fails miserably every single time. Hilarity!

Posted by: sandy burger at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (UwqBE)

259 I'll be laughing at you fools on election night.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM

Where were you on Wisconsin recall night, giving Ed Schultz a sympathy fuck?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (Y7XKa)

260 was this ON teleprompter?

Posted by: willow at August 09, 2012 07:03 PM (TomZ9)

261 HI GERG!!!!...HIIIIII!!!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at August 09, 2012 07:03 PM (RdKJU)

262
My gawd!Teh SCOAMF is writing Romney's campaign ads for him. If Romney doesn't jump on this, he's an idiot.

Saved the auto industry? He saved GM temporarily, but their stock is the lowest it's been in over a decade and they still owe us $26 billion. Ford didn't need help. Toyota in the U.S. didn't need help. Volkswagen in the U.S. didn't need help. Pontiac is gone. Saturn is gone.

Saved the f'ing auto industry? Hillarious!

Ok, now I'll go read the comments.

Posted by: Marmo at August 09, 2012 07:03 PM (pcgW1)

263 like a cheap whore....first it was Ed Schultz, then Reggie Love, then Bwarny Fwank......

Posted by: toldyaso_was_passed_along at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (61BD9)

264 Quoting Bill Cosby: "He didn't build that facial expression.



Pudding!"

New nickname!!! Preznit Pudding-Pops!

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (VJUQK)

265 Pumping government cash into large businesses ...

Don't Fatass Moore and his commie occupooper buddies call that .. Corporate Welfare?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (Y7XKa)

266 toldyaso, I'm slightly curious, do you own or have any dream to own your own business anytime in the future?

Posted by: willow at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (TomZ9)

267 "Yeah, right. There will be no "revolution". The few real tough guys will be hounded out of the country or arrested on some phony-baloney trumped up bullshit.I have no illusions. I'm not a tough guy. I don't see us in the streets resisting. I'm not a kid and wouldn't last too long..."
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:39 PM (RFeQD)

There won't be a revolution--the kind you mean--so long as elections are perceived as legitimate. In my view, civil unrest of the revolutionary kind can only take place if a significant segment of the voting public believes the fix is in and the electoral process is hopelessly compromised and corrupted. Personally, I think some national-level Democrats involved with the Obama campaign are going to attempt something desperate and stupid in various swing states this year and--because they're inept and delusional--will get caught doing it. If President Obama wins reelection because of Chicago Way tactics employed nationally, there could be trouble of the serious, constitutional kind. We'll see, I guess.

Posted by: troyriser at August 09, 2012 07:05 PM (vtiE6)

268 Did you know the Camaro, the America Muscle Car... is being built in CANADA??? Did you know the new Dodge Dart... is a F'n FIAT? Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 05:55 PMThe Camaro was designed by the Aussies, it's the same chassis as the Holden Commodore. The engine and gearbox are the same through all of GM's worldwide subsidiaries, and many of the econobox engines come from Korea's Daewoo
Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 06:58 PM (Y7XKa)
Yeah and I bought a Nissan Titan bulit in Missouri, because fook Ford for discontinuing the Ranger ! Pricks


Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (nTgAI)

269 GM has always been profitable.....
In other news, we've always been at war with Eastasia

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (61BD9)

270 240
GM stock is in the toilet. The company still owes the government, i.e. the citizens, about 30 billion dollars.

The media in the Detroit area has said that all the loans are paid off. So the sheeple here believe that because they want to believe that.

You are a blasphemer to say that GM did not pay their loans back!!! ELEVENTY!!!

Posted by: shibumi at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (z63Tr)

271 266
toldyaso, I'm slightly curious, do you own or have any dream to own your own business anytime in the future?

Posted by: willow at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM

I'm an independent contractor in working in the rest room hospitality business

Posted by: blowyaso at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (Y7XKa)

272 "Right now I'm not counting on any of the polls... The one that matters is in Nov."

Thank you for the loser's lament, always coming from the tanking campaign's supporters.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (wgkZv)

273 266 toldyaso, I'm slightly curious, do you own or have any dream to own your own business anytime in the future?
Posted by: willow at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (TomZ9)


Yeah, he thinks he'll be granted yours by the New Revolutionary Council for his loyalty.

Whereas in reality, it'll be the work camps or the wall, just like every other useful idiot.

Assuming anyone even notices him.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 07:07 PM (bxiXv)

274 Just checked in at Hot air and lo and behold some troll named gumbyandpokey said the exact same thing as toldyaso... What are the odds that 2 different trolls hijacked two different web sites with the exact same blather?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 09, 2012 07:07 PM (W2Z3C)

275 Quoting Dang: "So he's sinning against himself when he sins?
Obama and Morgan Freeman need to have a BATTLE OF THE gODS!!!"

The prez would win, because he's a real god and Freeman just pretends to be one in movies. ~ LSM

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 09, 2012 07:07 PM (VJUQK)

276 If you vote for me, I'll increase your choco rations to 25g from 30g!

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 09, 2012 07:09 PM (XvHmy)

277 Don't worry. When Romney's ahead, Gerg will hide.

Posted by: nickless (Toby928 for TB!) at August 09, 2012 07:09 PM (MMC8r)

278 Thank you for the loser's lament, always coming from the tanking campaign's supporters.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM

A little hint for you gerg .. when your campaign is throwing shit against the wall to see what sticks, your internals aren't giving you good news, and you're not winning

Tell all your hipster friends it's in the bag though, they'll figure it's cool to stay home on election day

Posted by: blowyaso at August 09, 2012 07:10 PM (Y7XKa)

279 Merovign, yeah , I don't know why they aren't concerned about what comes after the rich are wiped out. I imagine all dream they will have a piece of the pie.

unlikely unless family.
heck i would laugh at those types of drams for change, but we already know the end result for anyon that blinks an eyelid wrongly.

Posted by: willow at August 09, 2012 07:10 PM (TomZ9)

280 uh yeah. of course obama will repeat the bail outs when he gets reelected. AND HE WILL GET REELECTED BECAUSE ROMNEY ISN'T DOING ANNYYYYYYYYYTHINGGGGGG TO FIGHT BACK. WHEN WILL THE REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT BACK AND FIGHT BACK HARD! WHY ARE REPUBLICANS SUCH PUSSIES? WHY DO THEY LET THESE LIARS GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP? PLEASE TELL ME WHYYYYYYY? I ALREADY VOTED FOR JOHN MCAIN ONCE, I WASN'T HAPPY THE FIRST TIME, AND IT LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO BE EVEN MORE UNHAPPY THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mistress overdone at August 09, 2012 07:10 PM (2/oBD)

281 Yeah, and as I said before, when one poll is completely different than the others, it's known as an outlier.



But if you want to believe that all the polls other than Rasmussen are wrong, go right ahead.



I'll be laughing at you fools on election night.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM (Xa2if)

Hey sport how's speaker Pelosi been doing these last two years?You go ahead and believe the poll that still has to weigh harder than the turnout of even 2008 among RVs....I'll go with the guy who got 2010 right we'll see who wins....Though to be fair, I know you guys have probably woke up the zombies.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:10 PM (LRFds)

282 Media Matters explained this to me. All it means is that Lord President Hussein wants to give all aspects of the manufacturing industry money so that they don't fail and jobs don't go to China. You see, Lord President cares about me and my manufacturing job. ((hugs to Lord President))

WHY DO YOU HATE MY LORD PRESIDENT SO MUCH RIGHT WING HATE MACHINE???

Posted by: Typical Sheeple Democrat at August 09, 2012 07:11 PM (z63Tr)

283 crappy typist with a crappy keyboard.

sorry.

Posted by: willow at August 09, 2012 07:11 PM (TomZ9)

284 The only people who are surprised that Obama wants to socialize every industry in America are the 32% or so of morons in the undecided and squish Republicans who voted for him last time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:12 PM (r4wIV)

285
I'll be laughing at you fools on election night.


We're laughing at you right now.

Posted by: nickless (Toby928 for TB!) at August 09, 2012 07:12 PM (MMC8r)

286 274
Just checked in at Hot air and lo and behold some troll named
gumbyandpokey said the exact same thing as toldyaso... What are the odds
that 2 different trolls hijacked two different web sites with the exact
same blather?


Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 09, 2012 07:07 PM

I expect my trolls to stay with the script and to keep sucking

Posted by: David Brock, Media Matters at August 09, 2012 07:12 PM (Y7XKa)

287 Persistent little troll. But a troll just the same. The DNC really does need to up the IQ of the people they send out to discourage us. Come on, little troll. Show us some intelligence.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2012 07:17 PM (oMjsq)

288 Obama does realize he's saying he needs every American industry to go bankrupt, so that he can "save" each of them with illegal bankruptcy proceedings, right?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 07:17 PM (01XU4)

289 "I'll be laughing at you fools on election night."

And if you lose, will you show up here and admit you were wrong, or will you be in the bathtub making hesitation cuts?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:18 PM (r4wIV)

290 sorry.
Posted by: willow at August 09, 2012 07:11 PM (TomZ9)


That's okay.

We can just cuddle.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 07:18 PM (bxiXv)

291 "You go ahead and believe the poll that still has to weigh harder than the turnout of even 2008 among RVs....I'll go with the guy who got 2010 right we'll see who wins"

A little problem there...

Rasmussen butchered many Senate elections in 2010 and was near the bottom in accuracy.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 07:22 PM (t8tck)

292 near the bottom in accuracy.

Something you have a lot of experience with.


Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 07:24 PM (01XU4)

293 toldyaso is typical of the poor slobs you'd see out in the drizzle trying to give away the communist party weekly newspaper. Parrot hears, parrot repeats

how many polls showed the Dem winning before the election and losing the election? Plenty, I would say.

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 07:24 PM (bJm7W)

294 293
toldyaso is typical of the poor slobs you'd see out in the drizzle
trying to give away the communist party weekly newspaper. Parrot hears,
parrot repeats

And on numerous blog sites under different names...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 09, 2012 07:26 PM (W2Z3C)

295 anyway, if this hasn't been said already, for Obama and his ilk, the gov't and the unions taking over a major business (and wiping out the actual stockholders) is a success story.

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 07:26 PM (bJm7W)

296 This is bigger than "you didn't that..."

Posted by: javau at August 09, 2012 07:26 PM (j/7IL)

297 Sick of his excesses, Caligula's Praetorian Guards assassinated him, then proclaimed his uncle Claudius emperor. Will Politico and the others go the same with Zero, and prop up old Uncle Joe as our Dear Leader?

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 09, 2012 07:26 PM (PH+2B)

298 re 294: parrots do have wings, you know, ever if they're both left wings.

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 07:27 PM (bJm7W)

299 Heil Myself!

Posted by: Ogabe at August 09, 2012 07:27 PM (1c7hM)

300 "how many polls showed the Dem winning before the election and losing the election? Plenty, I would say."

Really?

Care to give any examples?

BTW, polling in Presidential elections is usually very accurate. The final Bush/Kerry polls pretty much nailed the outcome within a point or two.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 07:29 PM (++Ue+)

301 Are you going to believe us or your lying ears???!!!

Posted by: MFM at August 09, 2012 07:30 PM (0q2P7)

302 "The final Bush/Kerry polls pretty much nailed the outcome within a point or two."

And you think these are the final polls before the election, do you?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:31 PM (r4wIV)

303 I think the best indicator of how things are going is how desperate the left is to deflect from stories like this.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:31 PM (r4wIV)

304 The final Bush/Kerry polls

Wait, are these the final polls?

You fucking dunce.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 07:33 PM (01XU4)

305 303
I think the best indicator of how things are going is how desperate the left is to deflect from stories like this.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:31 PM (

Amen!

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 09, 2012 07:33 PM (W2Z3C)

306 "The final Bush/Kerry polls pretty much nailed the outcome within a point or two."

and that was taken in August..?

from an article in the July 29 29012 "American Thinker":

On October 25, ABC-Harris has Reagan ahead by three points at 45-42. However, Gallup reports the next day that Carter is ahead 45-42. On October 27, CBS-New York Times has Carter ahead 42-39. On October 30, the Washington Post has Carter ahead by 43-39. The CBS-New York Times poll of November 1, 1980 shows some Reagan movement as the race reaches the wire, with the governor inching ahead 44-43, well within the margin of error. Gallup has Reagan up by three points that day. Finally, on election eve, November 3, 1980, the New York Times headlines this story by Adam Clymer: "Reagan and Carter Stand Nearly Even in Last Polls.

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 07:33 PM (bJm7W)

307 And you think these are the final polls before the election, do you?

Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928© premature drunk with power at August 09, 2012 07:34 PM (QupBk)

308 A little problem there...



Rasmussen butchered many Senate elections in 2010 and was near the bottom in accuracy.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 07:22 PM (t8tck)


He got the house flipping correct....who else had it a fortnight out twinkletoes?Keep your change.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:36 PM (LRFds)

309 and don't forget, for lefties, every day is opposite day.

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 07:38 PM (bJm7W)

310 only in SCOAMFville is abject failure considered "roaring back"...

he keeps using words that don't mean what he thinks they mean.

but then again, he's an uneducated idiot.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2012 07:38 PM (8MasJ)

311 I'll be laughing at you fools on election night.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM (Xa2if)

Will ya? I'm glad you'll find it humorous that despite the country having a real employment rate of over 10%, annual deficits of over $1 trillion and national debt around $16 trillion (even before ObamaCare has kicked in fully), and a lower percentage of Americans working today than did 30 years ago, the primary cause of the problems would get to keep his job. You and the rest of the zilches supporting the pantload currently occupying the Oval Office have to be the biggest effin' idiots I have ever seen. Yeah, let's re-elect the current asshole when you could elect the other guy, who actual has the ability and proven track record of improving organizations having financial problems.

BTW, you know how you and the rest of the douchebags that vote for Obama will probably be rewarded for your vote? Turned into Soylent Green sometime in 2013 so that the Obama Administration can further lower the labor participation rate and thus the unemployment rate. Well, at least the poor bastards that haven't been able to find a job since he took office can feed themselves by eating the Soylent Green ... or is that Solyndra Green?

Posted by: Slappy at August 09, 2012 07:41 PM (LTbLf)

312 also don't forget that lefties strongly believe in the idea that things would always be worse if they hadn't taken control of the situation.

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 07:42 PM (bJm7W)

313 employment = unemployment

Posted by: Slappy at August 09, 2012 07:44 PM (LTbLf)

314 With all due respect, this is why I never pay attention to CAC's posts either. He's relying on something that is no more accurate than the nonsense being spewed by greg. They're two sides of the same coin!

Is it even worth pointing out that around this same time, Dukakis was easily ahead of Bush Sr? Or that Carter was ahead of Reagan? Or even Bush being ahead of Clinton??

It's August, for pete's sake! It's IMPOSSIBLE to measure what will happen in November right now. Impossible... say it with me, impossible.

Seriously people, don't make me have to smack you.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2012 07:46 PM (2pG7H)

315 oh, and let's not forget the exit polls showing Kerry beating Bush in Ohio in 2004

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 07:50 PM (bJm7W)

316 The ring, zoom in on the ring on his finger. Is that his wedding band? Look like some whacked out satanic cult ring.

Posted by: sig at August 09, 2012 07:58 PM (zsu/A)

317 Seriously, I think we just have a majority of drooling retards trained to react to buzzwords.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (bxiXv)

------

Yeah, they're called college graduates.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at August 09, 2012 08:12 PM (YGYOl)

318 Obama: Let's Repeat The "Auto Industry Bailout Success" With Every Industry


We're going to need a bigger TARP.

Posted by: Chief Martin Brody at August 09, 2012 08:28 PM (X3lox)

319 I know we keep insisting that the term should be "crony socialism" to more properly reflect what is happening, but in its real-world application, all socialism is "crony socialism."

Posted by: jwpaine at August 09, 2012 08:29 PM (FUozQ)

320 I have watched Dr. Zhivago (the movie) a bunch of times, but the last time I watched it (about a year ago), it made me incredibly sad, because although movie was about the transition of Russia to the Soviet Union, this was the first time I watched that Ithought that it could happen here.

We. Are . So . Fucked.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (RFeQD)


---------

There are numerous parts of Zhivago that are spooky prescient.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at August 09, 2012 08:34 PM (YGYOl)

321 316 The ring, zoom in on the ring on his finger. Is that his wedding band? Look like some whacked out satanic cult ring.
Posted by: sig at August 09, 2012 07:58 PM (zsu/A)

Wedding band/Satanic Cult ring.......what's the difference?

Seriously though, look at the First Wookie. The cult of Taxpayerous Fundus Vacationious Uninterupptus.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at August 09, 2012 08:39 PM (YGYOl)

322 There are numerous parts of Zhivago that are spooky prescient.

It's also the coldest movie I've ever seen. Ice Station Zebra doesn't have a feel that cold.

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 08:56 PM (QupBk)

323 Pueblo is a majority (illegal) Hispanic city at this point; t/4 I guess he's giving the same address a Latin American tyrant would give.

Posted by: PJ at August 09, 2012 09:11 PM (DQHjw)

324 if you like your Constitutional Republic.......

F*CK YOU RETHUGLICAN!~


//Ogabe

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 09:20 PM (LRFds)

325 The election is Tuesday Nov 6th, so by the first Wednesday, the election will be over.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (kdS6q)


LDC I am not going to piss my pants until I see how glazed over his acolytes are the next morning and then wargame how scared to be.......work hard, be safe, and keep your eye on the ball

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 09:25 PM (LRFds)

326 "And thus he announces his intent is in fact to create a corporatist/socialist partnership with every large employer in the US."

I always thought this was a good idea.

Posted by: Albert Speer at August 09, 2012 09:53 PM (p4U6S)

327 From the Quarterly Census of Employment and Wages (i.e. each and every state has every employer that participates in unemployment insurance tell it precisely how many workers it has), the employment levels in the automobile and light truck manufacturing sector (NAICS 33611):
December 2008 - 155,504
December 2011 (last month available) - 135,067

Posted by: steveegg at August 09, 2012 11:39 PM (o44nj)

328 Correction, December 2011 was 142,532. I somehow used the annual average for 2011.
Roaring back, SCOAMF?

Posted by: steveegg at August 09, 2012 11:47 PM (o44nj)

329 Wouldn't it just be cheaper and take less time to give everyone unemployed a check for 35,000?

20meg X 35,000 == 700 billion


Posted by: Hylozoic at August 10, 2012 12:48 AM (Vh0f5)

330 I often wonder if he has people in his Admin. trying to sabotage him. It has become apparent it is he who is the unwitting (dimwitted) saboteur.

Posted by: Baldy at August 10, 2012 12:51 AM (opS9C)

331 Sorry, but one of my Official Optimizer Chutzbah awards has already gone to Obama in honor of his incredulity whenever anybody dares to suggest he is "socialistic". This was awarded at the time it was proven that he has in, fact, been a card-carrying member of an officially socialist party.

Anyway, I won't give the same award twice. Realisitcally, he would earn a new one just about every day, by his constant spouting some sort of class warfare rhetoric, offering "freebies" that he refers to as "freedom", and his veiledsuggestion that capitalism - which created the strongest economy the world has ever seen - "caused the mess in the first place".

"Joe the Plumber" wasn't enough last time. Socialized medicine wasn't enough. partial nationalization of the auto industry wasn't enough. 5000 class warfare speeches aren't enough. "You didn't build that" wasn't enough. And now this?

The friggin idiots in this country are literally waiting for Obama to say "Hey, you know what? I really AM a socialist!!" before they feel they can say the same. (Wouldn't want to be RACIST, I guess...) Maybe they just don't know what a socialist is - who would teach them, after all?

Posted by: Optimizer at August 10, 2012 12:53 AM (As94z)

332 Shit enrages me. And I'm about to invest in a new building for my business. Sometimes I wonder what the hell for. Feds giving my competition unfair advantage over me. This is like the mob. It's bringing Chicago to the whole damn world and legalizing it. You're in bed with the right politician and you can do business, if not, sorry, go eff yourself.

I don't think people realize how hard starting a business is. I pay my employees more than I make myself. They work typical hours, I work literally twice that.

And then this other company mismanages its operations but no big deal, government will bail them out like a spoiled kid. Economic warfare as far as I'm concerned. They tax my business, tax my personal income, and give it over to my competition.

It makes me so mad I can't think straight. And while the debt is bad, that pales in comparison to the principles being shat on with this. This is the complete eradication of the free market system. It's government instituted and tax-payer funded who-knows-who corruption.

One thing I'm shockingly disappointed to not see is a conservative call to boycott all these bailed out companies. Boycott GE, GM, etc. Ever since the bailout I refuse to buy GM vehicles, period. Any self-proclaimed conservative that spends a freaking dime on a GM car is a complete and total hypocrite as far as I'm concerned. I don't care if a Ford costs twice as much.


Posted by: Andrew at August 10, 2012 01:58 AM (HS3dy)

333 At this point, I think he knows exactly what he's doing. We're talking about Lenin, Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini., here.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at August 10, 2012 11:19 AM (WwR1j)






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