Mitt Romney Ad: Obama's Declared a War on Religion

With a pitch to Catholics.

Posted by: Ace at 02:55 PM



Comments

1 Good use of 30 seconds

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2012 02:56 PM (6Cjut)

2 This is the correct answer to the CFA thing. That baloney reporterette question was best blown off.

Posted by: Golan Globus at August 09, 2012 02:56 PM (7vSU0)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 09, 2012 02:57 PM (8y9MW)

4 Nice, simple message.

I like the connection between religion and the fall of the evil empire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 02:57 PM (nEUpB)

5 Very well done.
Also US up 1-0

Posted by: Big T Party at August 09, 2012 02:58 PM (EhUTA)

6 Communists almost always do two things when they first come to power:
Nationalize Healthcare
Repress Christianity (well, all Religion, really, but mostly Christianity).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (8y9MW)

7
Obama's also declared war on my gas tank and my wallet.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (9Q7Nu)

8 I'm Polish. It's a beautiful ad and I can tell you the pic of John Paul II and Lech Walesa will send goosebumps down every Pole's spine.

There are a lot of us in Ohio.

Posted by: Pole Person at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (zJpkt)

9 Nice.

But let's see some of the bile you spilled on Gingrich et. al. directed at Obama, okay?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (IlZPo)

10 Obama is his own religion.

Posted by: nickless at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (MMC8r)

11 The difference between recent Obama ads (both the inside and outside the administration) and Romney's ads is the same as the difference between lies and the truth.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (VJUQK)

12 The hidden swing in this ad is the Lech Walesa endorsement. Obumble's diss of Walesa and subsequent blowing off of the Polish reaction to it was a gaffe that makes Willard look like Winston Churchill.

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 09, 2012 03:00 PM (+/VIS)

13 Obama is his own religion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-UzXIQ5vw

(after the commercial)

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 09, 2012 03:01 PM (kqqGm)

14 Good ad.

Another thing I like? No boob belt on our future First Lady.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 03:02 PM (UOM48)

15 "Good use of 30 seconds"

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2012 02:56 PM (6Cjut)

Just had sex?

Posted by: typical piggish moron at August 09, 2012 03:02 PM (nEUpB)

16 Minor gripe: should have added "an evil" before empire.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (dZ756)

17 Just had sex?Posted by: typical piggish moron at August 09, 2012 03:02 PM (nEUpB)



That's like a world endurance record....for a Moron.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (sbV1u)

18 8 I'm Polish. It's a beautiful ad and I can tell you the pic of John Paul II and Lech Walesa will send goosebumps down every Pole's spine.
Posted by: Pole Person at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (zJpkt)


Yeah, that's great. Now, go make me some galumpkis.

Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (ZDsRL)

19 Also, the ad is classy.

Something SCOAMF and his minions don't know the meaning of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (UOM48)

20 Very good...he went straight for the jugular...invoking John Paul II. This may even convince some South Philly demo-diehards to vote Republican. They already made the switch once, for Frank Rizzo. It's possible.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (jm/9g)

21 A lot of Catholics in Ohio and Michigan, yes?

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (evdj2)

22 why shouldn't he hammer this home? There is probably some RINO GOP establishment type that scared shitless of any culture war stuff. Um, the only people who care about culture war are permanent DNC voters. This is important because there are many default democrat catholic voters who voter democrat "for the children."

Romney should go one further and point out that voting for Obama "because he helps the poor" is complete and utter bullshit. Because that's the only reason left once obama's gone full scale gay marriage, abortion on demand, etc., the idea that democrats help poor people, as if the GOP doesn't.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (QxSug)

23
Great, another gaffe.

the last line: "Who do you want to stand with?"

End your sentences with a preposition much, Mitt?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 09, 2012 03:04 PM (9Q7Nu)

24 Something SCOAMF and his minions don't know the meaning of.

They have to know the meaning. They couldn't possibly be that classless on accident.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 09, 2012 03:04 PM (8y9MW)

25 This may also counteract any Mormonism-is-a-crazy religion attack before it happens.

Not that Mormonism is anything like that sane Catholicism that Nancy Pelosi practices.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 09, 2012 03:04 PM (kqqGm)

26
Gaffe! Gaffe! Palestinians!!
Hey Romney! Hey Romney!!

The yipping poodles of the press will have much to say.

PS, most of the "Poles" I know in Ohio are Catholic, and married to either Poles, Italians or Irish....Catholics. And most of them are Democrats, because their Dad or Grandad was a Union Man and that there Democrat Party is the Party of the People. Right On!

The stuff they were spoonfed as children is stronger than any commitment to their actual religion. Even now, as fourth and fifth generation union workers, they still don't quite get it that their union is screwing them over and using them.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 03:05 PM (RFeQD)

27 And a lot of Catholic politicians are Obamlics, they care not of Obama's war on the faith because yay, Obama is awesome. These Obamlics need to be kicked out of office.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at August 09, 2012 03:05 PM (QxSug)

28 The hidden swing in this ad is the Lech Walesa endorsement. Obumble's diss of Walesa and subsequent blowing off of the Polish reaction to it was a gaffe that makes Willard look like Winston Churchill.

If it is hidden it is wasted. Unfortunately, subtlety does not pay.

Just say it, but it would be in a different ad, not this one, because this one is about religious freedom and Obama and the Democrats stepping all over it. Something like President Obama came into office saying that he would repair broken friendships - but instead, he insulted some of our best allies. Not only did he fail to repair our relationships, he took good ones and broke them. This could be a theme. For everything.

That would go along with this them - Obama does not share your values. That's about as good as "he doesn't care about people like you." He doesn't share your values.


Posted by: Golan Globus at August 09, 2012 03:06 PM (7vSU0)

29 The YouTube site has over 500 likes and 600 dislikes.

Liberalism is a mental illness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 03:06 PM (UOM48)

30 Vote for me, lest I smite thy wife.

Posted by: Mitt at August 09, 2012 03:06 PM (MMC8r)

31 Not that Mormonism is anything like that sane Catholicism that Nancy Pelosi practices. Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 09, 2012 03:04 PM (kqqGm)


Actually, even her Bishop doesn't know what kind of Catholicism that she practices.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:06 PM (sbV1u)

32 Mitt Romney is a Tax Cheating Felon who travels back in time to give people cancer for fun.

Also Mitt Romney's wife stole food from a homeless shelter, and regularly takes her horse out and lets it crap on the neighbors lawn which happens to be an orphanage.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 09, 2012 03:06 PM (ovpNn)

33 Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (evdj2)

Polish Catholics in PA too.

Link to population breakdown:

http://www.ameredia.com/resources/demographics/polish.html

Posted by: typical piggish moron at August 09, 2012 03:06 PM (nEUpB)

34 Oh, hell.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 03:06 PM (nEUpB)

35 Here's hoping that Ace is about to go manic on @stefcutter the way he did on Weiner. The coordination coverup between the WH and PrioritiesUSA is a festering pustule crying out for a sharp knife.

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2012 03:07 PM (6Cjut)

36 8 I'm Polish. It's a beautiful ad and I can tell you the pic of John Paul II and Lech Walesa will send goosebumps down every Pole's spine. Posted by: Pole Person at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (zJpkt) Yeah, that's great. Now, go make me some galumpkis.
Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:03 PM (ZDsRL)

I'll take some pierogi and bigos... mmmm

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 03:07 PM (nTgAI)

37

It's a good ad.
It subtly converges the significance of Romney's visit to Poland, with the fact that the Pope is from Poland....and with Barky's war on religion and religious freedom.

I think that this may bethe extent ofhard-hitting rhetoric that we can expect from Romney.
Which is not very brutal at all.
Romney was more brutal towards his opponentsin the primaries, than he is being towards Barky and the Dems.

Which is why he needs to pick a fighter as his VP.
If Romney's not going to fight hard.....then at least give us a VP who will do it.
Someone like Allen West.

Posted by: wheatie at August 09, 2012 03:08 PM (mtRB0)

38 Actually, even her Bishop doesn't know what kind of Catholicism that she practices.

Still waiting for the schism in the Catholic Church here is America.

{Disclosure: I'm a jack-Mormon married to a good little Catholic girl}

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 09, 2012 03:08 PM (kqqGm)

39 8
I'm Polish. It's a beautiful ad and I can tell you the pic of John Paul
II and Lech Walesa will send goosebumps down every Pole's spine.

There are a lot of us in Ohio.


Posted by: Pole Person at August 09, 2012 02:59 PM (zJpkt)

Michigan too. Them's my peeps!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at August 09, 2012 03:09 PM (HpT9p)

40 Obumble's diss of Walesa and subsequent blowing off of the Polish reaction to it was a gaffe that makes Willard look like Winston Churchill.

Bears repeating.

Lech Walesa is someone I would like to hoist a beer with with whom I would like to have a beer.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2012 03:09 PM (3SvjA)

41 Just had sex?Posted by: typical piggish moron at August 09, 2012 03:02 PM (nEUpB)That's like a world endurance record....for a Moron.
Posted by: Sean Bannion


Thatgives you time to switch hands.

Posted by: Roy at August 09, 2012 03:09 PM (VndSC)

42 I'll take some pierogi and bigos... mmmm

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 03:07 PM (nTgAI)

My daughter married a Pole and I'm still trying to learn how to spell his last name. Think I'll buy him a few vowels.

Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:10 PM (ZDsRL)

43 Great, another gaffe.



the last line: "Who do you want to stand with?"



End your sentences with a preposition much, Mitt?

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Holy shit, you're kidding right? This doesn't even register on the gaffe-o-meter for the majority of teachers I've encountered, let alone.....the public. Sheesh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 09, 2012 03:10 PM (lTVJy)

44 Why won't he fiiiiiiiiiight?

Why isn't he out handing out copies of Atlas Shrugged???

RINO!!!

Posted by: Typical HotAir Poster at August 09, 2012 03:10 PM (xAtAj)

45 Pelosi will tell you she's more Catholic than the Pope. She never tells the aborted babies that, though.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 09, 2012 03:10 PM (ndlFj)

46 "Someone like Allen West."

Posted by: wheatie at August 09, 2012 03:08 PM (mtRB0)

Damn straight!

It won't happen, but I love the idea.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 03:10 PM (nEUpB)

47 Holy shit, you're kidding right?

Yes. He was kidding.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 09, 2012 03:10 PM (8y9MW)

48 hell of a good ad!

Posted by: El Miguel at August 09, 2012 03:11 PM (Q83YJ)

49 Nice. The ad will probably fly with the Christers, who are the unfortunate Obama supporters. The conservative Catholics were already in the Romney camp.

Posted by: MacGruber at August 09, 2012 03:11 PM (xvtYZ)

50 I like it.

He should have had a quick shot of the new Polish statue of JP II and Reagan.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2012 03:11 PM (X6akg)

51 Somewhat OT:

Obama, a priest and a boy scout are on an airplane. The pilot suffers a heart attack and dies. There are only two parachute packs.

Obama stands and threads his arms into the harness of a pack. He looks the priest and boy scout in the eye, and says, "Look, I'm the President of the United States. I am bringing hope and change to mankind. My work is not yet finished, my life can't end now. I'm sorry, but I'm taking this parachute."

At that, he jumps out of the plane.

The priest looks to the boy scout and says, "Son, I have lived a long life. I have served God, and I know what awaits me in the next life. You are young, and deserve to live. You take the last parachute."

The boy scout looks at the priest, smiling, and says, "Don't worry father, that genius just took my backpack."

Posted by: angler at August 09, 2012 03:12 PM (SwjAj)

52 Nice he compared Obama to the USSR with its KGB, communism, destruction of the person, and all the other bad things.

Plus with "Be Not Afraid" it is a call to stand up and say no to Obama.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 03:12 PM (FVHPd)

53 Yes. He was kidding.

Man, I'm off my game today.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 09, 2012 03:12 PM (lTVJy)

54 In short, the themes to be laid down are:

Obama could fuck up a [something so easy to do that fucking it up requires some real talent] - i.e., Obama is a SCOAMF

and

Obama is out there, he isn't like you, no, we don't mean he's black, we mean that his values are not your values - he values welfare, not work, he values terrorists rights not yours, he values his top bundlers crazy green schemes over you having a job....

Posted by: Golan Globus at August 09, 2012 03:12 PM (7vSU0)

55 But Polish Concentration Camps!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at August 09, 2012 03:13 PM (UK9cE)

56
Go Girardi, go!

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2012 03:13 PM (xo8O4)

57 oh, Romney's a fighter. I think what's going on is that part of the movie where the bad guy is throwing everything he's got against someone and then the dust settles and it's like...that's all you got? Obama has just hit rock bottom, spent like a $100million in ads and is still losing by 5 points in polls that give D+19...so the counter attacks by Romney are going to be brutal.

Just expect a ton of MSM handwringing of what it all means when Romney bitchslaps obama

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at August 09, 2012 03:13 PM (QxSug)

58 Still waiting for the schism in the Catholic Church here is America {Disclosure: I'm a jack-Mormon married to a good little Catholic girl}Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 09, 2012 03:08 PM (kqqGm)

It's already here.

The new Archbishop of Baltimore gave an interview about a month ago where he said words to the effect of, "I do not understand why people who do not believe in what the Church teaches still stay in the Church."

The Pope gave an interview a year ago where he agreed that we'll probably have to accept a smaller Church and keep only faithful Catholics in it.

And....there's no such thing as a good little Catholic girl, IYKWIMAITTYD. ;-)

{Disclosure, I"m a practicing Catholic with a Theology degree}

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:13 PM (sbV1u)

59 Poles absolutely, and without reservation, hate the Russians. Obama canceling the Bush admin's missile defense shield was tantamount to pissing on Poland's leg during a warm soapy shower.

Russian antagonists gleefully pissed on the other leg.

Polish death camp gaff sealed the deal.


Posted by: 13times at August 09, 2012 03:13 PM (h6XiD)

60 Nice ad.....

nail his base Mitt...

it also acts as a buffer to the YOU KNOW IT'S inbound "oh noz MORMON" ads......

unatrributable assets in our movement then need to scream at 747 decibel levels about Jerry Wright and how we cannot question Ogabe's faith when it hits Mitt....

show me you want the nice desk Mitt...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 03:13 PM (LRFds)

61 Obama could fuck up a [something so easy to do that fucking it up requires some real talent] - i.e., Obama is a SCOAMF

I would really love for Romney and/or the SuperPACs to start coupling Obama with the phrase "miserable failure" at every opportunity.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 09, 2012 03:14 PM (8y9MW)

62 And most of them are Democrats, because their Dad or Grandad was a Union
Man and that there Democrat Party is the Party of the People. Right On!


I worked for the steel plant, my daddy worked for the steel plant and we were union men. The union was strong, it really pushed around that lousy management.

But for some mysterious reason, the plant closed and I can't see my grandkids because my kids had to take jobs in Texas.

It must be those lousy businessmen.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 09, 2012 03:14 PM (T0NGe)

63 Ad is boring as fuckall. Without Mitt running around yelling ava cadavara and doing the Sith cancer death touch to some guys wife who he fired, its not going to have any impact long term and will be forgotten by this afternoon.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 09, 2012 03:14 PM (ovpNn)

64 Pelosi used the line of reasoning that since catholic girls go on the pill, the church is on the hook for paying for the pill and for abortions. She needs to be visited by a priest with a bell, book, and candle.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at August 09, 2012 03:14 PM (QxSug)

65 53
Yes. He was kidding.

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Man, I'm off my game today.


Posted by: Lady in Black at August 09, 2012 03:12 PM (lTVJy)

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Yeah... but he WILL crush your skull for real for misspelling words. 8-)

Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2012 03:14 PM (C8hzL)

66 Tim Welke fucked that call up.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2012 03:15 PM (xo8O4)

67
I'm Polish. It's a beautiful ad and I can tell you the pic of John Paul
II and Lech Walesa will send goosebumps down every Pole's spine.

There are 1.8 million poles in Chicago

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 09, 2012 03:15 PM (mFxQX)

68 Why does Obama the Lame hate the Lamb of God?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 09, 2012 03:15 PM (BVkEs)

69 O/T with a flaming wig:

Among the other things secretly recorded by the FBI: "that Blagojevich
mentioned naming Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry to Obama's vacant
Senate seat so he could 'have a shot' at having sex with her."

Posted by: The Q at August 09, 2012 03:15 PM (B/yDO)

70 I've never understood why Catholics aren't more heavily GOP. Maybe that's because I live in heavy Republican area with a lot of Catholic people, but to me it seems like a natural home for us.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 09, 2012 03:15 PM (EhUTA)

71 "...the Pope is from Poland"


Sure about that?

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 09, 2012 03:16 PM (QjSgY)

72 There are 1.8 million poles in Chicago Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 09, 2012 03:15 PM (mFxQX)

1.8 million poles in Chicago???? Strip clubs are that popular there?

That's it, I'm moving.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:17 PM (sbV1u)

73 >> "Who do you want to stand with?"

This is the sort of gaffe, up with which the American people will not put.

Posted by: Mark Twain at August 09, 2012 03:17 PM (UwqBE)

74 Posted by: wheatie at August 09, 2012 03:08 PM (mtRB0)

LOL... what I would LOVE to see??? Vice President Alan West, the day after the inauguration, takes his Constitutionaly Mandated Post, as President of the SENATE, calls them into seesion, and tells them there will be NOTHING else on the agenda, until a Budget is Passed, and the Tax Code PERMANENTLY altered.

Posted by: Rod Serling at August 09, 2012 03:17 PM (lZBBB)

75 and the democrat leadership hate hate hates catholics, the only reason catholics vote democrat is because they tend to buy the bullshit about helping the poor is something the dems do.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at August 09, 2012 03:17 PM (QxSug)

76 Among the other things secretly recorded by the FBI: "that Blagojevich mentioned naming Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry to Obama's vacant Senate seat so he could 'have a shot' at having sex with her."

Seriously? That's good thinking right there.

Posted by: Golan Globus at August 09, 2012 03:18 PM (7vSU0)

77 O/T Corey screwed up again :
AUGUST 9--In an embarrassing screw-up, Florida prosecutors today accidentally distributed a post-mortem photo of Trayvon Martin as well as copies of George Zimmerman’s college records, material that Florida law considers confidential and exempt from disclosure.
Link in my sig

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 03:18 PM (nTgAI)

78 Watching all this political clown parade is really making my ass hurt. Or is it the medication?

Posted by: My Ass Burns...stick it out the window and cool it off at August 09, 2012 03:18 PM (t2z5E)

79 70
I've never understood why Catholics aren't more heavily GOP. Maybe
that's because I live in heavy Republican area with a lot of Catholic
people, but to me it seems like a natural home for us.

Well as a Catholic for years the answer, at least here in Ca., is that the Priests are all pushing "social justice."That means they are at odds with Republicans on many issues especially illegals, They never met one they didn't like and they keep pumping out new "parishioners every year...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 09, 2012 03:18 PM (W2Z3C)

80 Ace is taking apart PrioritiesUSA's Bill Burton on twitter. Game on!
"@billburton716 why doesn't the ad say, "And seven years later, completely unrelated, my wife was *first* diagnosed with late-stage cancer?""

Posted by: USA at August 09, 2012 03:18 PM (6Cjut)

81 joeindc44,

Pope Panzer gave Nancy Pelosi a personal dressing down. The botox bimbo went on her absolutely convinced the Pope liked her. Sometimes you just can't teach evil to reform.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 03:18 PM (FVHPd)

82 Why does Obama the Lame hate the Lamb of God?

Marx is a jealous god.

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 03:19 PM (evdj2)

83 "Poles absolutely, and without reservation, hate the Russians."

I do a lot of business with Russians, and without reservation, they hate the Germans.

Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:19 PM (ZDsRL)

84 LOL... what I would LOVE to see??? Vice President Alan West, the day after the inauguration, takes his Constitutionaly Mandated Post, as President of the SENATE, calls them into seesion, and tells them there will be NOTHING else on the agenda, until a Budget is Passed, and the Tax Code PERMANENTLY altered.

Posted by: Rod Serling at August 09, 2012 03:17 PM (lZBBB)


... and Chick-Fil-A will immediately assume the concession for operating the Senate cafeteria!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 09, 2012 03:20 PM (BAS5M)

85 It's true that Democrats love the poor. Why else would they make so many of them?

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 03:20 PM (evdj2)

86 Going after the Dems on the facts of the cancer ad is wasted time. They do not care about the facts.

Posted by: Golan Globus at August 09, 2012 03:20 PM (7vSU0)

87 A lot of positive comments here on this ad, but I don't know. I think that ad would be pretty boring to anyone not really paying attention and voting for Romney anyway. We need more, better, faster, stronger...

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 09, 2012 03:20 PM (ZG8Ti)

88 President of the SENATE, calls them into seesion,
and tells them there will be NOTHING else on the agenda, until a Budget
is Passed, and the Tax Code PERMANENTLY altered.Posted by: Rod Serling at August 09, 2012 03:17 PM (lZBBB)


He's not the President of the Senate.. He's the President Pro Tempore of the Senate.

The Latin makes a difference.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:20 PM (sbV1u)

89 Catholics surprised that godless marxists are hostile to Catholics.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 09, 2012 03:20 PM (xAtAj)

90 Florida prosecutors today accidentally distributed

Yep. Accidentally. Sure they did.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at August 09, 2012 03:21 PM (8y9MW)

91 I'm half German, and without reservation, the Germans hate the French.

Posted by: Spike at August 09, 2012 03:21 PM (TdwGH)

92 Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 03:18 PM (nTgAI)

Its all part of the plan... they NEED this case thrown out of court, so they can say it was the corrupt Justice system that did not give Justice... they are activly TRYING to throw the case IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 03:21 PM (lZBBB)

93 Pope Panzer gave Nancy Pelosi a personal dressing down. The botox bimbo went on her absolutely convinced the Pope liked her. Sometimes you just can't teach evil to reform. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 03:18 PM (FVHPd)

Linkage?

First I've ever heard that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:21 PM (sbV1u)

94 We need more, better, faster, stronger...

We could get Mitt an Iron Man suit, but then the old ladies can't see his hair.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 09, 2012 03:21 PM (/kI1Q)

95 Apropos of nothing, Various Deities Still Sorting Through Victims Of Tragic Queens Bus Accident

http://is.gd/xyGTVj

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 03:22 PM (evdj2)

96
74.... LOL... what I would LOVE to see??? Vice President Alan West, the day after the inauguration, takes his Constitutionaly Mandated Post, as President of the SENATE, calls them into session, and tells them there will be NOTHING else on the agenda, until a Budget is Passed, and the Tax Code PERMANENTLY altered.

Amen to that.

Also....think of the message it would send to the jihadis, if Allen West were our VP.
They would be shitting themselves.

Posted by: wheatie at August 09, 2012 03:22 PM (mtRB0)

97 First I've ever heard that.

I remember that he would not let his picture be taken with her.

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 03:23 PM (evdj2)

98 We need more, better, faster, stronger...


Call me.

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at August 09, 2012 03:23 PM (BAS5M)

99 Also....think of the message it would send to the jihadis, if Allen West were our VP. They would be shitting themselves.


Posted by: wheatie at August 09, 2012 03:22 PM (mtRB0)


So would teh PC Generals in the Pentagon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2012 03:23 PM (lZBBB)

100 79
Im so sick of hearing constant "social justice" BS. Stop. Its nonsense. I'm all for helping folks out, but that's not justice, that's being a good person.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 09, 2012 03:23 PM (EhUTA)

101 Sean Bannion,

From Fox - http://tinyurl.com/afwv6e

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 03:24 PM (FVHPd)

102 78
Watching all this political clown parade is really making my ass hurt. Or is it the medication?

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Its the spirits... trust me...

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 09, 2012 03:24 PM (C8hzL)

103 I'm more than half Italian, and without reservation, the Italians hate any pasta that's not cooked al dente.

Posted by: kallisto at August 09, 2012 03:25 PM (jm/9g)

104 Deus vult!

Posted by: Ken at August 09, 2012 03:25 PM (fFh95)

105 Im so sick of hearing constant "social justice" BS. Stop. Its nonsense.
I'm all for helping folks out, but that's not justice, that's being a
good person.


"Social Justice" is dog-whistle for "Kill Whitey".

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 09, 2012 03:25 PM (BVkEs)

106 @77

I heard Martin's attorneys are pushing for the "Stand Your Ground" hearing. Corey is doing this to inflame the local activists. Corey is an embarrassment of Nifong levels.

Posted by: Penfold at August 09, 2012 03:25 PM (1PeEC)

107 Social Justice is Liberation Theology - Communism in a cassock.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 03:26 PM (FVHPd)

108 Everyone hates the French

Posted by: The Q at August 09, 2012 03:26 PM (B/yDO)

109 What? We don't have any French readers to keep the string going?

Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:26 PM (ZDsRL)

110 Hope and Change? I'll take Hope and Alex, thanks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 03:26 PM (eXUci)

111 Toby, anna, thanks. I found it.

My already high opinion of the Pope has now gone higher.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:27 PM (sbV1u)

112 How dare these people try to crucify us with this ad.

Posted by: Al Armendariz at August 09, 2012 03:28 PM (AZGON)

113 What? We don't have any French readers to keep the string going? Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:26 PM (ZDsRL)

No, because the French are a syphilitic, degenerative race of pastry chefs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:28 PM (sbV1u)

114 109
I can speak a little bit of French and translate writing back to English but I sure as hell am no white flag waving Frenchmen.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 09, 2012 03:29 PM (EhUTA)

115
We need more, better, faster, stronger...


how about Romney in an office talking to a couple of guys and they tell him how concerned they are for the future of country and what can he do to help? Romney looks into the camera and says I am going to kick that motherfuckers ass and rescind all EO's and abolish the EPA, Energy Department, N.E.A. A.D.A. and whatever other alphabet department and outlaw public unions.
Too strong?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 09, 2012 03:30 PM (mFxQX)

116 Glad I could help Sean.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 03:31 PM (FVHPd)

117 "....the French are a syphilitic, degenerative race of pastry chefs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:28 PM (sbV1u)

But at least they can make bagettes and pate, so when I run the world, they will be allowed to exist.

Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:31 PM (ZDsRL)

118 But at least they can make bagettes and pate, so when I run the world, they will be allowed to exist.Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:31 PM (ZDsRL)


They do make some fine bread.

Bake well and you shall live!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 09, 2012 03:32 PM (sbV1u)

119 Of course the President declared war on Catholics. These people need to learn a thing or two about sex.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 09, 2012 03:32 PM (2ArJQ)

120 I'm hoping, as the election draws closer, that Romney will put out an ad that shows just a still photo of the SCOAMT and the narrater saying, "This man is a f(bleep)ing marxist. Do you want to trade American freedom for old soviet marxism"?

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2012 03:33 PM (oMjsq)

121 OT for the morons, from Florida.
Deputy tries to arrest a truck speeding. Truck manages to pull away from deputy. But eye in the sky finds truck. They arrest woman. Reason why she fled deputy, she was topless. Why was she topless? She wanted to surprise her bf/husband.

http://tinyurl.com/96naydj

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 03:36 PM (FVHPd)

122 "Germans hate the French"

Everyone hates the French, even the French.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 09, 2012 03:37 PM (UNbFx)

123 The whole world is festering with unhappy souls:
The French hate the Germans, the Germans hat the Poles,
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch,
and I don't like anybody very much.

Posted by: comatus at August 09, 2012 03:38 PM (qaVK+)

124 This will fire up Obama's hardcore base. That's a war they want.

"Well as a Catholic for years the answer, at least here in Ca., is that
the Priests are all pushing "social justice."

Oh man, we had an old priest that would bleat about social justice. I'm so glad I haven't seen him in a while. Ugh. In fact, as much as I'm angry at Democrats, a part of me is silently chuckling at the church for jumping into bed with them.

I do think that Republicans share some blame for Catholics generally leaning Democrat. I've seen right wing forums (H.A., for one) where Protestant posters are more concern with being right about their faith than winning elections. Talk about short-sighted.

Posted by: Anony at August 09, 2012 03:38 PM (qiXMt)

125 The Florida Dems just put out an ad that portrays Alan West as punching out white women, young and old, and stealing their money.
Romney needs to turn this back on them and portray Obama in this manner. He needs to get tough, dammit!

Posted by: Mr. Red Meat at August 09, 2012 03:38 PM (YmPwQ)

126 I'm hoping, as the election draws closer, that Axelrod will put out an ad showing POTUS and FLOTUS making love. That will really galvanize the base.

Posted by: Sandra F at August 09, 2012 03:39 PM (2ArJQ)

127 "Bake well and you shall live!"

That's pretty much the New Order.

Posted by: jwest at August 09, 2012 03:39 PM (ZDsRL)

128 The Pope, the Pope, the Pope. That's all you guys ever talk about, the Pope. He's just some old white guy in a dress. Get over it!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at August 09, 2012 03:41 PM (2ArJQ)

129 @121 Cake Girl gone wrong.

Where can we contribute to her defense fund? And more pics?

Posted by: comatus at August 09, 2012 03:41 PM (qaVK+)

130 YEE HAW! This is exactly what I wanted to see! Apart from Andrea Saul getting fired, of course.

Posted by: IrishNewEnglander at August 09, 2012 03:42 PM (OygJX)

131 All this talk about "Axelrod" and "the Poles" is making me horny.

Posted by: Madonna loves Ace at August 09, 2012 03:45 PM (2ArJQ)

132 *skips previous comments*

Great ad. Simple and straight. Specific and big picture while remaining basic and focused.

Posted by: Time Travelling Mulcter at August 09, 2012 03:46 PM (ay6+/)

133 @121 - that story has a lot of, umm, oddities. Like, she was running from the cops, she says because she was topless, but she was coming home from somewhere. Topless?

Posted by: Golan Globus at August 09, 2012 03:50 PM (7vSU0)

134 ...and everybody hates the Jews

Posted by: tom lehrer at August 09, 2012 03:52 PM (Okd5n)

135 Thanks for doing this Romney! I liked it even better when Gov Rick Perry said it last December during the primary. P.S. Please don't pick Pawlenty for VP. Love, Me.

Posted by: DP at August 09, 2012 03:54 PM (KmvnZ)

136 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 04:17 PM (6o4Fb)

137 There are three states where Poles make up about 9% of the population--Wisconsin, Michigan, and Connecticut. Connecticut's probably hopeless, but the first two are in play.

Posted by: Burke at August 09, 2012 04:25 PM (9N3G1)






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