I Saw It On The Internet

The scary thing is that we don't even know how many victims the Searchlight Strangler may have in his past.

It could be any number. That's the horrifying thing: We just don't know. It could be ten. It could be more. It could even be less.

And if it's less, wouldn't that imply he took his time with his victims?

Meanwhile, a credible source, vetted by the Alabama State Bar, wonders why Harry Reid "inflitrated" the Boy Scouts, and for what purpose.

Funny: I was pretty hilarious last night on Twitter, changing my account to a memorial to Harry Reid's victims.

It's all pretty funny, but it's funnier in order, if you get the evolution of it, first from "interesting question" to pure demagoguery to jumped-up tabloid all-caps screaming headlines.

You want to go way back down, 19 hours ago, starting at around the point where I say to Drew, "These allegations have swirled too long. It's about time someone got to the heart of the Harry Reid Pederasty Issue." Then read up.

But here were the best bits of it. Before I went full tabloid, and was still just in demagogic insinuations mode.


cryingclown.jpg

Invisible Tears

An account in memory of Harry Reid's victims, both unknown and known.

The American public is entitled to know whether its Majority Leader is, or is not, or likely is, a pederast.

If Harry Reid isn't a pederast, why is everyone saying he is? People don't just make up vicious smears for political advantage.

Even if there's only a one in three chance Harry Reid is a pederast, are we really going to let that one child suffer?

If Harry Reid isn't a pederast, how come no DC liberals ever ask him to babysit?

The issue here isn't whether Harry Reid is, or isn't, or is a pederast. The question is only "What are we going to do about it?"

I'm not saying Harry Reid is a pederast. That's for the courts to say.

I'm saying there are children located in what I call "The Danger Zone" around Harry Reid. Do we gamble their innocence so lightly?

I have no proof that Harry Reid is guilty of pederasty, but can we at least keep kids out of the Harry Reid Molestation Perimeter?

You can't convict him in the press; obviously, this is America. But can we at least require him to wear a big hat that says LIKELY PEDERAST?

Harry Reid's defenders say, "You can't convict a man of pederasty based only on him being a pederast." I find their position untenable.

I think the important question is not, as some ask, "Is Harry Reid a pedophile?" The important question is "Why do DC Democrats enable him?"

hey media, can we at least make sure Harry Reid's victims are alive before ignoring them?

Harry Reid owes a full accounting on behalf of all he's killed.

We need to begin petitioning a statue commemorating the victims of Harry Reid, including all the unknown ones.

We need a Tomb of the Unknown Harry Reid Sex-Murder Victim. Can we do any less?

Why does Harry Reid not support the Victims of Harry Reid Memorial?

If Harry Reid has nothing to hide, why hasn't he contacted authorities? Why hasn't he pointed out where he buried his victims bodies?

If Harry Reid didn't kill those boys he victimized, then how come they're not around to testify against him? Think about it.

I can't say if these charges are true. Only the evidence and his countless victims can say that.

Let me just ask one legitimate question, containing no unfair implications whatsoever: Why does Harry Reid own gardening tools?

Why does he own trashbags? Why does he have a car with a trunk? These are reasonable questions that he must answer.

Does Harry Reid, or does he not, own any rope, twine, or extension cords easily used as ligatures and bonds?

Harry Reid says he's a big fan of baseball and car racing. Like a lot of young boys are. I guess that's just "another coincidence," huh?

And here's where I dubbed him with his Serial Killer name:

Why does Harry Reid, the Searchlight Maniac, own duct tape?

I call this picture "The Warning Signs."


Oh: I forgot about this, by @johnekdahl.


Posted by: Ace at 04:45 PM



Comments

1 #IsHarryReidtheSearchlightStrangler

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 04:46 PM (UOM48)

2 Perfect, MF'n Perfect.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 04:46 PM (9TTOe)

3 98702 is a number.

Posted by: JDTAY at August 03, 2012 04:46 PM (a0nis)

4 Hairy Reed only beats his wife...when she complains about the screaming coming up from the basement.

Posted by: wheatie at August 03, 2012 04:48 PM (mtRB0)

5 Photo #4 could be trouble.

Posted by: Not A Lawyer-but.. at August 03, 2012 04:48 PM (r2PLg)

6 Not only does AoS start shit, we finish it.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 04:48 PM (9TTOe)

7 It's funny though-crap.

Posted by: Not A Lawyer-but.. at August 03, 2012 04:49 PM (r2PLg)

8 Ace, Lis Wiehl (who calls herself an attorney) was on Fox and said the only recourse Mitt has against Dingy Harry's accusations is to turn over all the tax records Reid is demanding.

I nearly hit myself in the head with my handy hammer to make it stop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 04:49 PM (UOM48)

9 #HarryReidIsAPederast and Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 03, 2012 04:49 PM (8BaAK)

10 "It could be any number."

I doubt I could count high enough. I'd ask the children to help, but they seem to have disappeared.

Posted by: Count Dracula at August 03, 2012 04:50 PM (eHIJJ)

11

Show us on the doll where Troopleader Reid touched you.

Posted by: wheatie at August 03, 2012 04:50 PM (mtRB0)

12
From the last (48th) page of my "Harry Reid pederast" results: http://tinyurl.com/c8p68yl
From the article: Attempts by House Republicans to add amendments stating "pedophilia is not protected as a sexual orientation" were specifically blocked and defeated by House Democrats. Lesbian Congresswoman Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) expressed opposition to excluding pedophiles from the bill, and Democrats voted with her to strike any child-protection amendment.
People, when are you gonna realize we're at war?
There's a hint...

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 04:51 PM (LP2Vw)

13 @8

My recourse: "How about a nice tall glass of shut the hell up?"

Posted by: JDTAY at August 03, 2012 04:51 PM (a0nis)

14 Show us on the doll where Troopleader Reid touched you.
Posted by: wheatie at August 03, 2012 04:50 PM (mtRB0)

Points at crotch.

Posted by: Boy Scout at August 03, 2012 04:52 PM (9TTOe)

15 Harry Reid takes the Scouts camping, and only he returns from the woods.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 04:52 PM (UOM48)

16 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 04:49 PM

Just remember that Lis Wiehl (or however she spells her last name) was Bill O'Reilly's Hooters Girl for a long time. That has to have left a scar.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 03, 2012 04:52 PM (wZI4b)

17 Did you see how nervous that little boy looked? I wonder what he is afraid of. I also wonder if his parents received any favorable legislation.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 03, 2012 04:53 PM (ukNFU)

18 Googles third search choice "Harry Reid" is "Harry Reid Pederast" http://tinypic.com/r/124g6th/6

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2012 04:53 PM (GULKT)

19
Just remember that Lis Wiehl (or however she spells her last name) was Bill O'Reilly's Hooters Girl for a long time. That has to have left a scar.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 03, 2012 04:52 PM (wZI4b)


If she wasn't sucking Bill O'Really's dick, I'm not Oldsailors Poet.

Posted by: Boy Scout at August 03, 2012 04:54 PM (9TTOe)

20

And today, we will be learning how to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together.

But first, you have to unzip your pants, and.....

Posted by: Troupleader Reid at August 03, 2012 04:55 PM (mtRB0)

21 Dude, I gotta throw a yellow flag on this one. The Boy Scouts have enough to deal with these days, don't drag them into it, even in jest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at August 03, 2012 04:56 PM (GBXon)

22 OT but I need some advice from the Morons. Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 04:57 PM (GEICT)

23 Strangler huh?


Clearly this means we need more hand control.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 03, 2012 04:57 PM (eoedh)

24 #IsHarryReidtheSearchlightStrangler

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 04:57 PM (UOM48)

25 22
OT but I need some advice from the Morons. Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?




If you purchase a gun, don't go outside, load it, and shoot yourself in the foot. Seriously. A guy did that here about a year ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 04:58 PM (UOM48)

26 21 Dude, I gotta throw a yellow flag on this one. The Boy Scouts have enough to deal with these days, don't drag them into it, even in jest.
Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at August 03, 2012 04:56 PM (GBXon)

I hear ya. I think the boy scouts are and outstanding organization that has been good for our children. As long as the Boy Scout leaders are not alledged pedophiles like Harry Reid.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 04:58 PM (9TTOe)

27 Why is it that whenever I come up with a really great comment, and post it, it turns out that it's comment #427 on a dead thread?

Stop abandoning threads and denying me my 1st Amendment rights to free speech!!!1!!1

Posted by: jwpaine at August 03, 2012 04:59 PM (FUozQ)

28 And to think I am taking all of this in while smoking a cig in downtown LA in a winged back chair indoors.
If the liberals only knew.

Heh.

Memo to wife.... I deserve a cig and a gin and tonic.

Memo to Ace fight the good fight brother.

Posted by: Journolist at August 03, 2012 04:59 PM (ZrcV/)

29 Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?>>

Don't dress like the joker and yell "I'm here to shoot you all". It won't end well for you.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 03, 2012 05:00 PM (tf9Ne)

30 If you purchase a gun, don't go outside, load it, and shoot yourself in the foot. Seriously. A guy did that here about a year ago.

Wth?!? I mean, shouldn't they immediately take the gun back and send you to remedial life classes?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:00 PM (GEICT)

31 This is really awful. I've been hearing Harry Reid is a pederast rumors all over the place, so I guess it doesn't surprise me he might be victimizing boy scout troops. Was he ever a swimming coach? Did he run a charity for wayward children? But this serial killer rumor is new to me, and fascinating. Do we know his travel schedule? It seems to me people should be warned in advance if he's coming to their town.

Posted by: Christina Romer at August 03, 2012 05:00 PM (Db6BC)

32 “Guilty as charged,”, Cathy said when asked about his company’s

support of the traditional family unit as opposed to gay marriage.
“We

are very much supportive of the family — the biblical definition of the

family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and

we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that,” Cathy

is quoted as saying.


I am outraged, OUTRAGED, that Mr. Cathy is a divorcedperson hater! Oh the hate! Hate, hatey hate hate! Chick-fil-A is a hateful place filled with bigoted hate chicken haters! As a divorced woman my outrage knows no bounds. AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!


Posted by: DangerGirl at August 03, 2012 05:00 PM (GrtrJ)

33
22OT but I need some advice from the Morons. Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 04:57 PM (GEICT)

------------

Check out the vendor's shoes.
The ATF agents usually screw up that part of their disguise.

Posted by: wheatie at August 03, 2012 05:01 PM (mtRB0)

34 Aaand here goes The Five off on Johnny Douchechills again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 05:01 PM (UOM48)

35
Harry Reid = Old Man Herbert on Family Guy

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2012 05:01 PM (RV4+I)

36 This I know- gun shows are extraordinarily hypey and crowded and while interesting not usually a place for buying- ammo is almost always cheaper online for instance. Since I'm in a waiting period state (CA.) it's not really any advantage buying guns either unless there's something rareish you really want. Interesting displays, lotsa variety. People are very polite. But when I add in the parking and entry fees and the crowds I'd rather stay home and order online. Does your state have anything like calguns?

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:01 PM (LP2Vw)

37 22 OT but I need some advice from the Morons. Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?
Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 04:57 PM (GEICT)

Wait till the end of the show, then go after what you want. Cheaper. I suggest you go hang out at a range and buy from a private owner with no paperwork. The Gov. has no business knowing WTF you have.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 05:01 PM (9TTOe)

38 Yeah, there's been a lot of funny in the last 24 hours.

The Invisible Tears got me though!

Posted by: Uriah Heep at August 03, 2012 05:01 PM (Wa+Fw)

39 This has edged out poll posts and pudding dipping posts as top reason to take a break from AOS for a while.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2012 05:01 PM (z+Xap)

40 I'll take 'famous pederasts' for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 03, 2012 05:01 PM (uRumV)

41 Someone called me, said Harry was holding them boys for Sandusky in the showers. Harry has to prove it taint so.

Posted by: kthanxbai*cough* at August 03, 2012 05:02 PM (he33V)

42 Harry Reid infiltrated the Boy Scouts because where else but at the
National Jamboree would he find so many firm, young Webelos in one
location?

Posted by: Fritz at August 03, 2012 05:02 PM (RuVpG)

43 Hey, the scout youth volunteer thing?

Scouts now weed out people like pederast Harry.

Just try to volunteer now you fucking pervert. You'll be in cuffs before you can say squeeze it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 05:02 PM (3ZjAP)

44 8
Ace, Lis Wiehl (who calls herself an attorney) was on Fox and said the only recourse Mitt has against Dingy Harry's accusations is to turn over
all the tax records Reid is demanding.

I nearly hit myself in the head with my handy hammer to make it stop.


Actually, I'd like to see the Senate file ethics charges against Reid (don't know how that could happen with The Dingy One as Majority Leader). He's certainly earned a violation by making unsubstantiated charges of criminality.

What a pissant.


Posted by: Arms Merchant at August 03, 2012 05:02 PM (+XVQe)

45 Also if you're gonna buy anything bring something with wheels 'cuz gun stuff is heavy as hell

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:02 PM (LP2Vw)

46 right now, at the Olympics, the Austrian women are playing beach volleyball


they're sailors in the Austrian Navy...

Posted by: Solid Copy at August 03, 2012 05:02 PM (Dll6b)

47 I just received documents from Lucy Ramirez detailing the extent of Harry Reid's crimes - printed up on a nice Selectric and fzed from a local Kinkos - so we know this is the real deal!

Posted by: Some Newsman at August 03, 2012 05:02 PM (AUeaU)

48 I'm pretty sure Packman could send Reid to his Maker with a single punch.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 03, 2012 05:03 PM (F7Mfi)

49 Harry Reid infiltrated the Boy Scouts because where else but at the

National Jamboree would he find so many firm, young Webelos in one

location?
***
Hmm...they need a safe place to learn don't they? Like my basement.

Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at August 03, 2012 05:04 PM (AUeaU)

50 The Five is giving kudos to Rachel at Chick-fil-A.

Good on them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 05:04 PM (UOM48)

51 And yeah ABSOLUTELY don't try to do anything illegal, cuz you can almost guarantee that it's an agent asking you-

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:04 PM (LP2Vw)

52
Harry Reid wants to roast your marshmallows.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2012 05:05 PM (RV4+I)

53 and the Russian women's beach volleyball duo are freakish clones of Misty May and Kerri Walsh

Posted by: Solid Copy at August 03, 2012 05:05 PM (Dll6b)

54 comments now all aligned center?

Posted by: kthanxbai*cough* at August 03, 2012 05:06 PM (he33V)

55 Live in FL for those wondering. I've spent a good bit of time at the range shooting various firearms. Looking to buy my first. But not tomorrow. My FIL and several friends are either current or retired police/military. Asked for opinions and they confirmed my thoughts. Going tomorrow to just get a general idea on things and because I want to go.

PS DAve - parking is free, entry $8

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:06 PM (GEICT)

56 On l.a. tv they have to go to ga. to find people kissing @ chik-fil-a's. They can't stop trying to make this something

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:06 PM (LP2Vw)

57 49
Harry Reid infiltrated the Boy Scouts because where else but at the
National Jamboree would he find so many firm, young Webelos in one
location?***Hmm...they need a safe place to learn don't they? Like my basement.

That reminds me of a good joke from my scouting days...

"What do Girl Scouts eat?"

"Brownies".

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at August 03, 2012 05:06 PM (e0xKF)

58 When even an obviously centrist site such as this are asking questions, who can doubt that Harry Reid diddles little boys?
#HarryReidIsAPederast

Posted by: Concerned Voter at August 03, 2012 05:07 PM (ggRof)

59 Is there going to be a live blog for the mars landing Sunday?

Posted by: Paladin at August 03, 2012 05:07 PM (4kpbt)

60 They're also claiming the latest jobs report is better than expected

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:07 PM (LP2Vw)

61 How do you know when it is bedtime in Hairy Reed's Chamber of Pleasurable Surprises?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Posted by: CUS at August 03, 2012 05:07 PM (84pE9)

62 OMG. That avatar is.....creepy. Almost as creepy as Harry Reid, the pederast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 05:08 PM (UOM48)

63
I thought this was a right-leaning blog?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 03, 2012 05:08 PM (F7Mfi)

64 Psst. Ace?

Harry Reid's a pedarast.

Pass it on.

[tee hee]

Posted by: Hylozoic at August 03, 2012 05:08 PM (Vh0f5)

65 Bcochran that's cheap- try slickguns online to find real prices

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:09 PM (LP2Vw)

66 Police aren't sure how many people the Green River killer ended up killing off. They were all hookers, and people tend not to miss them. He got good at dumping bodies.

"On l.a. tv they have to go to ga. to find people kissing @ chik-fil-a's. They can't stop trying to make this something."

I am challenged to understand how an event like that is news in any case. If there were thousands at each location yeah you got something but just a handful of homos smooching? This is news?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:09 PM (r4wIV)

67 When I was a boy, Harry Reid made me cry 96 tears

Posted by: Question Mark and the Mysterians at August 03, 2012 05:10 PM (NKVr4)

68 They're trying to MAKE IT news...

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:10 PM (LP2Vw)

69 55
Live in FL for those wondering. I've spent a good bit of time at the
range shooting various firearms. Looking to buy my first. But not
tomorrow. My FIL and several friends are either current or retired
police/military. Asked for opinions and they confirmed my thoughts.
Going tomorrow to just get a general idea on things and because I want
to go.

A lot of handgun choices are personal preference as much as anything else.

I ended up going with a 9MM Glock, which I believe to be model G19, because I was able to keep better control of that than the .40 Glock that I'd tried out.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 03, 2012 05:10 PM (e0xKF)

70 Bob Beckel is the dumbest f*ck getting paid on TV.....and that's saying something.

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2012 05:10 PM (X6akg)

71
Well, of course Harry Reid is the Searchlight Strangler. That's obvious.
Also, did you hear that Miley Cyrus got Swatted the other day?
Google it. Very nasty. She wasn't home when an entire tactical team showed up at her house.

Posted by: TheJane at August 03, 2012 05:11 PM (Km/Pn)

72 Eww. I had to watch some women's beach volleyball to erase the ghoulish pic from my retinas.

Retinae?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2012 05:11 PM (TZaAF)

73 64

Barry Reid is Oedipus!?

Posted by: the inevitable result from playing Telephone at August 03, 2012 05:11 PM (NKVr4)

74 Posted by: Question Mark and the Mysterians

Funny!!

Posted by: dogfish at August 03, 2012 05:11 PM (N2yhW)

75
22

OT but I need some advice from the Morons. Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?


Don't buy anything until you have walked the entire show. Prices vary. You can deal. It's an open market. They will do a background check, contrary to what the MSM says, everyone does the background check for everything. You will need a pistol permit if it is required by your area. Buying from individuals at the show is a crap shot. Lots of plants so be careful. A gun selling too cheap is a good marker that the guy is an ATF guy trying to hook you. Do not buy a gun for someone else. Straw purchases are illegal.

Cash. You get better prices with CASH. Late in the day or late in the show, better deals. The guys don't want to drag shit home.

You won't find many deals on guns. On ammo you will find some good deals. Be careful buying Chinese and east Europe ammo, it is not clean and will fuck up your gun if you do not clean it immediately after shooting.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 05:11 PM (3ZjAP)

76 People think they're being clever by going after Harry Reid but i think that this whole thing is a deliberate misdirection on the part of the dems. They put Reid in the spotlight because they know that it will then be off Obama. Why are we playing the game THEY want us to play?

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:13 PM (LP2Vw)

77 Meanwhile, Preznit Choom, focused like a laser on the economy:


President Obama said Thursday that the New York Jets quarterback
situation would make him "pretty nervous" if he were a fan of the team.

The Jets acquired Denver phenom Tim Tebow in the off-season, but are playing him as a backup to Mark Sanchez.

"I've got to tell you, I don't like the idea of a quarterback
controversy at the start of the season," Obama said on Columbus' 97.1
The Fan in a Thursday call-in appearance on The Common Man The
Torg's radio program.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 05:13 PM (UOM48)

78 Imagine if they covered other olympic sports like women's beach volleyball. Long loving shots of the weightlifter's buttocks. Sweeping camera shots to show off the wrestlers in slow motion with soul music playing in the background. No wait, that's Baywatch I'm thinking of.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:14 PM (r4wIV)

79 Pro Tip:

THE place to body dump is . . . (wait for it) . . . DETROIT CITY!!!!!

SFW Fox News == http://tinyurl.com/d9tsxjf

Posted by: Hylozoic at August 03, 2012 05:14 PM (Vh0f5)

80 "Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?"

Don't say, "Hi, I'm Harry Reid. Where's the little boys at?"

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 03, 2012 05:14 PM (eHIJJ)

81 Greatest thing on the internet: http://tinyurl.com/cljcpf9

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:15 PM (LP2Vw)

82 Straw purchases are illegal.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual

Buying for some one else is illegal. Buying for yourself? Not so much.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 05:15 PM (9TTOe)

83
82Straw purchases are illegal.



Unless your buying for Mexican drug cartels

Posted by: Eric Holder at August 03, 2012 05:16 PM (F7Mfi)

84 I'd trust Obama's call on sports as much as I would Pee Wee Herman's.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:16 PM (r4wIV)

85 Those tweets were awful.

And I laughed at most of them.

I think we deserve to know why Harry Reid supports Viagra for sex offenders. Is he protecting someone? Himself?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 03, 2012 05:17 PM (imtbm)

86 84
I'd trust Obama's call on sports as much as I would Pee Wee Herman's.




Wait....you don't wait breathlessly for his brackets every year?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 05:17 PM (UOM48)

87 22 OT but I need some advice from the Morons. Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?
Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 04:57 PM (GEICT)


Have you ever heard me say Don't Listen to Gun Counter Guy?

Shows are pretty much *all* Gun Counter Guy.

Do your homework, be extremely skeptical. Used car salesmen have *nothing on Gun Counter Guy.

Shows can be great if you know what you're looking for or aren't actually going to buy anything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:18 PM (bxiXv)

88 Billy Bob is correct. Also, buy from and create a relationship with your local gun shop- if there's any problems, you'll want that relationship and service. Most ammo as he said that is cheap is "problem" ammo that you don't want. Forgot to say have fun-

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:18 PM (LP2Vw)

89 Romney releasing his tax records is the only way to stop the Democrats from making themselves look like complete idiots on the tax issue.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:19 PM (bxiXv)

90 Dear gawd....Bob Beckel is a raging idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 05:19 PM (UOM48)

91 Appreciate all the advice. Def not buying tomorrow. Leaning towards a S&W M&P 9mm when I do. I'm personally more comfortable with the .40, but I want something my wife can easily handle.

As for all the advice about the ATF, that would be amusing. While I may not be practicing, there is a law degree hanging on my wall. As the angry black man said, "I know my rights." Lol.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:20 PM (GEICT)

92 I am amused by the left treating this meme like it's separate from Reid's false accusations and demand for reversal of standards of proof.

And by "amused" I of course mean "annoyed and saddened by their idiocy, but not surprised."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:20 PM (bxiXv)

93 Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at August 03, 2012 04:56 PM (GBXon)
____

cut him some slack, he can't put him in the Catholic Church because Pedo Reid is a JewMormon.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2012 05:20 PM (jm/9g)

94 The question is not "Do we have enough evidence to convict Harry Reid for pederasty and sex-murder?"

The question is, "Do we have the *courage to ACT*?"

Posted by: Invisble Tears at August 03, 2012 05:20 PM (fxHyG)

95 As an Independent, I'm completely confused. But my friend who works at Bainisn't confused and he said this thing where Harry Ried, of the U.S. Senate was getting it on with underage boys was 100% true. So it is.

Posted by: Independent at August 03, 2012 05:21 PM (iYvMQ)

96 Make sure you're clear on FLA. gun laws

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:21 PM (LP2Vw)

97 The Five are about to get into Mitt vs. Harry the Pederast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 05:21 PM (UOM48)

98 "Shows can be great if you know what you're looking for or aren't actually going to buy anything."

That works out great for me. Every time I go I can barely afford admission. And let's be fair, half the entertainment is the people who go there. I mean... Cletus and his brother/father are in attendance.

Then there's the gun nerd, the guys who are social misfits and only really understand guns or hunting. They're usually amusing too.

The rest of the people there? Not so much amusing as intimidating. I'm 6'3, 200 lbs and these guys make me look like the star of The New Guy. Knowing any one of them could kill me in seven ways without breaking a sweat is interesting to say the least.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:21 PM (r4wIV)

99 Glenn Beck is pushing this on his radio show. Friggen funny.

Posted by: Bosk at August 03, 2012 05:21 PM (n2K+4)

100 Can we at least get Harry Reid to tell us the brand and color of women's panties he wears while avoiding prosecution for pederasty?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2012 05:22 PM (fJUaD)

101 Why did Harry Reid go to J.C. Pennys?

He read that boy's pants were half off.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 03, 2012 05:22 PM (Y0vrN)

102 91 Appreciate all the advice. Def not buying tomorrow. Leaning towards a S&W M&P 9mm when I do. I'm personally more comfortable with the .40, but I want something my wife can easily handle.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:20 PM (GEICT)


Are you assuming that or has she tried them on the range?

Because people make assumptions that are often wrong.

I knew a very petite lady who carried a .357 snubbie.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:22 PM (bxiXv)

103 @77: The SCOAMF opposes competition based on merit? I'll try to act shocked.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 03, 2012 05:22 PM (9YUug)

104 Posted by: DAve at August 03,2012 05:13 PM (LP2Vw)

Because it's *fun*. Don't worry, no one's forgotten about the job report and all that.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 03, 2012 05:23 PM (S//GH)

105 He's a good man!...leave Harry alone!

Posted by: Mary Claptrap from EastBF, VT. at August 03, 2012 05:24 PM (LG3ga)

106 "...there is a law degree hanging on my wall."

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:20 PM (GEICT)

DOn't tell AmishDude!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 03, 2012 05:24 PM (nEUpB)

107 This is the greatest thing on the internet (content warning). If linky worky.

http:// youtu . be/ f-RJE6e5kSY

(OK, take spaces out)

Posted by: CUS at August 03, 2012 05:24 PM (84pE9)

108
And let's be fair, half the entertainment is the people who go there.






Speculating on which gun show attendee is Gecko45 is a lot of fun.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2012 05:25 PM (TIIx5)

109 We cannot rest until Harry Reid answers these accusations of pederasty on the Senate floor.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2012 05:25 PM (fJUaD)

110 It was terrible, he took me out for what he called "duck duck goose" in the pomagranite orchard. I was feeling dizzy and passed out. The next day I woke up with a sore ass.

Posted by: Victim 9 at August 03, 2012 05:25 PM (iYvMQ)

111 @76

Interesting theory. You give them way too much credit. Reid is a fucking idiot and really off the reservation.

That and he's a pederast.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 05:25 PM (3ZjAP)

112 Bcochran1981:

If you have already figured out the caliber you want, buy the ammo first. It's flying off the shelves.

Posted by: Zombie Chick Hearn at August 03, 2012 05:26 PM (kqqGm)

113 Please help us!!!

Posted by: The Children at August 03, 2012 05:26 PM (LG3ga)

114 @ 29
Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?>>

Don't dress like the joker and yell "I'm here to shoot you all". It won't end well for you.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face just before I left for the day. anyone trying that would definitely be a contender for the Darwin Awards.

Posted by: RightWingProf at August 03, 2012 05:26 PM (bHgwn)

115 I am dying over the fact that this Harry Reid Pederast thing just Google bombed his name. Also, I weep for the children.

Posted by: wte9 at August 03, 2012 05:27 PM (ZL7LA)

116 OT but I need some advice from the Morons. Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?
Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 04:57 PM (GEICT)


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Don't walk away without buying at least one.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2012 05:27 PM (i/Fh0)

117 The Searchlight Maniac: Artist's Conception

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/34241.jpg?zm=1600,1600,1,0,0

Posted by: Invisible Tears at August 03, 2012 05:27 PM (fxHyG)

118
Only at AoS does a chicken sandwich protest thread turn into a AoS civil war and then turn into a science debate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 03, 2012 05:27 PM (8g+yb)

119 If one of my cousins from Alabama says it's so, you can bet the farm on it.

Especially the ones that can read and write all purdy, like that there lawyer-man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2012 05:28 PM (d0Tfm)

120 76 - of course, everyone knows that Obama is a SCFOAMF, but the appearance that the leading Democrat Senator is a pederast can't be good for other Democrat's chances in November, including Obama. These Democrats have an unseemly way of attracting scandal and perversion, don't you think?

Posted by: the Butcher at August 03, 2012 05:28 PM (8g9qq)

121 Oh, and pistol choices. A 9mm is really too small. A glock 23 in 40 cal is what you want or a sig which is very expensive. Remember good guns hold their value. Push comes to shove, you can sell a 40 a lot faster that a 9mm.

Get a 40.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 05:28 PM (3ZjAP)

122 Hopefully a Republican Senator will introduce legislation ensuring all Senators are to subject to child molestation laws.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 03, 2012 05:28 PM (bb5Xq)

123 Democrats in the House of Representatives refused today to hold Harry Reid accountable for any actions committed in the world of pederasty.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2012 05:28 PM (fJUaD)

124 Are you assuming that or has she tried them on the range?

Both tried multiple "makes and models." 9mm is by far what she's most comfortable with and it works for me.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:29 PM (GEICT)

125 I'll release my tax records when Harry Ried provides a DNA swabbing to the cold case division of the Arizona State Police.

Posted by: Romney at August 03, 2012 05:29 PM (iYvMQ)

126 Also, and I realize this doesn't help me any, don't listen to Internet Gun Guy any more than Gun Counter Guy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:29 PM (bxiXv)

127 I do not know how people watch The Five on a regular basis. I've had it off and on for a total of about 10 mins. and I want to throw the TV out into the driveway. Bob Beckel is one dumbass mofo that gets waaaay too much time to talk.

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2012 05:30 PM (X6akg)

128 CUS can't get your link to work. Please resend

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:30 PM (LP2Vw)

129 All those children on the milk cartons. Yup. Harry Reid must be stopped.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2012 05:31 PM (i/Fh0)

130 What's sad is that Reid is a fellow Mormon with Romney, but apparently his political allegiances outweigh what is supposed to be the most important and fundamental driving force in his life and worldview: his faith.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:31 PM (r4wIV)

131 126 Also, and I realize this doesn't help me any, don't listen to Internet Gun Guy any more than Gun Counter Guy.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:29 PM (bxiXv)

You are right the fuck on.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 05:31 PM (9TTOe)

132 Billy Bob i disagree but you're not wrong

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:31 PM (LP2Vw)

133 9 is cheaper and easier to shoot better. Get more ammo and PRACTICE

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:32 PM (LP2Vw)

134 Bob Beckel is the dumbest f*ck getting paid on TV.....and that's saying something.

----

Yeah. He totally ruins The Five. I sit with it on mute mostly because his fat yap is always flapping. Can't bear to listen to that dumbass.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 03, 2012 05:33 PM (lTVJy)

135 There's this most disturbing story by Michelle Malkin: "Harry Reid hides behind 11-year-old kiddie shield Marcelas Owens"
http://tinyurl.com/yhwh99u
Just sickening.

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at August 03, 2012 05:33 PM (8UijS)

136 As for all the advice about the ATF, that would be amusing. While I may
not be practicing, there is a law degree hanging on my wall. As the
angry black man said, "I know my rights." Lol.


ha ha, like a fucking ATF agent gives a shit or even knows about your rights. He wants to fuck with you, he will. Just saying do not under estimate the stupid of these people. Backed into a wall, they will lie like shit. Don't give them any reason to mess with you.

I know what a fucking straw purchase is. The warning was given because some people buy guns at a show and then resell them at the show. The ATF thinks all resales are straw purchases and will fuck with you.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 05:33 PM (3ZjAP)

137 Appreciate all the advice. Def not buying tomorrow. Leaning towards a S&W M&P 9mm when I do. I'm personally more comfortable with the .40, but I want something my wife can easily handle.

If you want the .40, I suggest that you buy the .40. I have the M&P in 357sig. With a .40 barrel, it becomes a .40.

With a drop-in 9mm conversion barrel (mine was from Storm Lake), it's a range-ready 9mm using the magazines you get with the gun. With the conversion barrel and actual 9mm magazines, it's a reliable 9mm (no extraction problems whatsoever).

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 03, 2012 05:33 PM (ogdab)

138 Surely Beckel can't be dumber than that Schultz guy. But maybe MSNBC doesn't count as television, really. I mean if it wasn't for right-leaning bloggers I doubt they'd have any ratings at all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:34 PM (r4wIV)

139 126 Also, and I realize this doesn't help me any, don't listen to Internet Gun Guy any more than Gun Counter Guy.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:29 PM (bxiXv)


Lmao. Duly noted.

Oh, and I attempted to link to a boobeh pick in the ONT last night and as you noted, I failed. Hard. My bad. It was supposed to link a pic on that page.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:34 PM (GEICT)

140 So Harry Reid, just how long have you been a pervert anyway? And when did you stop beating your wife?

Posted by: Killerdog at August 03, 2012 05:35 PM (Y0vrN)

141 "I attempted to link to a boobeh pick in the ONT last night and as you noted, I failed. Hard."

But did you link to lesbian porn when you tried to write an article on your blog? Chin up!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:36 PM (r4wIV)

142 I call this picture "The Warning Signs."

So, little Johnny comes home after the field trip to the Senate in Washington DC. His mon asks :How was the trip, Johnny?"

"OK mom. I had sex in a Senator's office!"

"What? Just wait till you father comes home. Go to your room RIGHT NOW."

Johnny doesn't know what he did wrong. Soon, he hears his dad walk in, some mumbling and his dad yelling "WHAT!" and feet stomping up the stairs.

Dad comes in and say "Johnny, don't tell your mom, but I am proud of you. I didn't have sex until I was what, 16? You're all of 12. Tell ya what, I'm going to buy that bike you wanted."

Off they go to buy the bike. They get it, and dad asks "Son, you want to ride it home?"

"Well, no dad. My ass is still sore from having sex in Hairy Reed's office today."

Posted by: CUS at August 03, 2012 05:36 PM (84pE9)

143

The body language and expression on the face of that little boy....in the picture that Ace has added.......is very telling.
It's like the little boy is saying:
"Please save me."

Posted by: wheatie at August 03, 2012 05:36 PM (mtRB0)

144
Also heard another rumor Harry Reid used to dress up like a waitress, and connive his way into getting to serve Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodds table.

Posted by: Deli LLama at August 03, 2012 05:36 PM (uv9eO)

145 Both tried multiple "makes and models." 9mm is by far what she's most comfortable with and it works for me.
Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:29 PM (GEICT)


Look at Buffalo Bore, Cor-Bon, or major manufacturer loads in +P configurations. The most effective loads seem to be in 115 or 124/125-grain weights.

The "best manstopper of all time" in one of the largest statistical analyses was the 125-grain .357, which admittedly was going faster than your 9mm will.

Do your homework on the ammo, what you need will vary depending on where you are (people wear a lot of layers of clothing in Alaska, less so in Florida).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:37 PM (bxiXv)

146 Pederasty? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 03, 2012 05:37 PM (Ks4nX)

147
this is how all those J Edgar Hoover rumors started, I'll bet...

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 03, 2012 05:38 PM (8g+yb)

148
That's some funny shit, Ace.

But you're supposed to use a serial killer's middle name every time you mention him.

It should be Harry Mason Reid, the Searchlight Maniac.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 03, 2012 05:38 PM (PFvlM)

149 There's this most disturbing story by Michelle Malkin: "Harry Reid hides behind 11-year-old kiddie shield Marcelas Owens" http://tinyurl.com/yhwh99u Just sickening.
Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at August 03, 2012 05:33 PM (8UijS)


-----------------------------------------------------


Somebody needs to clue this kid in about the reach-around.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2012 05:38 PM (i/Fh0)

150 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:31 PM (r4wIV)

That's because lefty Mormons hate the righty Mormons with the burning of a thousand suns.

Righty Mormons just laugh at the lefty Mormons stupidity and guillibility.

Posted by: Brenden at August 03, 2012 05:38 PM (wa+SP)

151 Speaking of The Five, Hannity had Kimberly Guilfoyle on last night up against some black guy whose name I don't remember. He was some civil rights attorney or something. The topic was Chick-Fil-A. This guy went absolutely off his rocker. It was hysterical. Mr. Black, who pays little attention to politics, stopped on his way through the room, mouth agape, in wonderment of that asshole. He was so outrageous, I couldn't help but laugh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 03, 2012 05:38 PM (lTVJy)

152 The body language and expression on the face of that little boy....in the picture that Ace has added.......is very telling. It's like the little boy is saying: "Please save me."

Also notice that he's, um, somewhat protective of a certain area, IYKWIM.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2012 05:39 PM (d0Tfm)

153 You know, I have changed my mind. Before you think about a fire arm for personal protection, you should understand a few complex terms. The first is situational awareness. The second is the OODA Loop. Once you have understood an mastered these terms, then you are set to receive training from a qualified firearms instructor. Then go shopping for a gun.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 05:39 PM (9TTOe)

154 Yeah, I keep getting an error that the webmaster will not allow me to post a URL.

Take out the spaces:

http:// youtu . be/ f-RJE6e5kSY

Or, join them up:

http://youtu.
be/ f-RJE6e5kSY

Oh--I got a Taurus 24/7 G2 compact in 9mm. Pretty sweet.

Posted by: CUS at August 03, 2012 05:39 PM (84pE9)

155 I'm trying to decide if I would bone that clown chick or not.

Posted by: eleven at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (fsLdt)

156 Thanks to Harry Reid, if there weren't also little girls, I wouldn't get any action....
#HarryReidIsAPederast

Posted by: Pedobear at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (ggRof)

157 I need to know if Harry has ever been in a Turkish prison or seen a grown man naked .

Posted by: DrDrill at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (j9oZw)

158 Harry's zipper got stuck and that poor little boys lip will never be the same.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (Y0vrN)

159 @133

I have both pistols. I use my 9mm ammo in my Uzi. I recommend the 40 because a buddy of mine was in a shot out with some democrats that were trying to hold up his bar. He paralyzed one and got another in the arm. He had a 9mm. The cops told him he should of had a 40 and he would have killed the bastard. He bought a 40. Hydro shock bullets. Just saying 40 ammo is expensive, but how often you going to shot someone. My 23 has never been fired, it's ten years old. I practice with someone else's gun, he he.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (3ZjAP)

160 That Harry Reid guy gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Ed Gein at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (Ks4nX)

161 That Charles Gibson joke just never grows old. I wonder if he's even aware of how he's mocked.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (r4wIV)

162 Reason number 57,889,657 why I love this blog. Ace wtf...
Anyway someone told me they saw Harry in Vegas with three ponies, a bucket of Vaseline, and a whole Disney movie cast. My source just shivered and didn't give any details when asked...

Posted by: Knightbrigade at August 03, 2012 05:42 PM (Q76p7)

163 Even though it has been over 15 years, I can't get through a Snickers bar without bursting into tears of shame.

Posted by: "Jimmy" from Las Vegas at August 03, 2012 05:42 PM (O6q63)

164 "Situational awareness" I'm well versed on. My dad insisted on it. "Pay fucking attention to who's around you and what they're doing!" Its burned into me to the point that I always sit in the back of a room and almost never with my back to a door.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:42 PM (GEICT)

165 The main difference between Chuck Norris and Harry Reid? Pederasty.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at August 03, 2012 05:42 PM (HSQgV)

166 LOL!

Just found this--no joke--Harry Reid wrote a book;

Searchlight: The Camp That Didn't Fail [Hardcover]
Harry Reid (Author),
James W. Hulse (Introduction), Mike O'Callaghan (Foreword)
4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review) |


http://www.amazon.com/Searchlight-Camp-That-Didnt-Fail/dp/0874173108

Posted by: tasker at August 03, 2012 05:43 PM (r2PLg)

167 "Just saying 40 ammo is expensive, but how often you going to shot someone."

That is a good point, assuming you have the money up front. It wouldn't surprise me if lower production amounts of ammo might mean better quality, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:43 PM (r4wIV)

168 Harry Ried: On Monday (7/30) in an interview with HuffPo, Reid came unglued with his criticism of first BLACK Nuclear Regulatory Commission Commissioner William Magwood - calling him a "first class rat," "a treacherous miserable liar," and a s**t-stirrer." And then added "how much for the boy".

Posted by: AP at August 03, 2012 05:43 PM (iYvMQ)

169 Bob Beckel just now "I'm not proud of my country or my team (basketball)"
A$$hole.

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at August 03, 2012 05:43 PM (8UijS)

170 161 That Charles Gibson joke just never grows old. I wonder if he's even aware of how he's mocked.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (r4wIV)


Yeah, I heard about that.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 03, 2012 05:43 PM (bxiXv)

171 160
That Harry Reid guy gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Ed Gein at August 03, 2012 05:41 PM (Ks4nX)

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Tell me about it.

Posted by: ZombieJeffery Dahmer at August 03, 2012 05:44 PM (84pE9)

172 I still want to know just who sleeps with who under the stars at these Cowboy Poetry Festivals, are there really young comboy poetspresent ? I have it from a source that beans and bacon meals along with large amounts of camp coffee are often served to younsters.

Posted by: bverwey at August 03, 2012 05:44 PM (/qM3V)

173
152The body language and expression on the face of that little boy....in the picture that Ace has added.......is very telling. It's like the little boy is saying: "Please save me."


Also notice that he's, um, somewhat protective of a certain area, IYKWIM.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2012 05:39 PM (d0Tfm)

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I noticed that too.
Poor little guy.
He's got a tie on that is obviously and adult's tie.
Maybe Dirty Hairy screwed up when he was helping the boy put his clothes back on.....and put one of his own ties on him.

Posted by: wheatie at August 03, 2012 05:44 PM (mtRB0)

174
The Good Fight: Hard Lessons from Searchlight to Washington by Harry Reid and Mark Warren (May 5, 2009)


Ga!

Posted by: tasker at August 03, 2012 05:44 PM (r2PLg)

175 Target Bridal Registry is sponsoring a "Harry Reed Day" on Sunday, August 19th, featuring free Lay-A-Way.

Posted by: Jef Beezoz at August 03, 2012 05:45 PM (PcoXF)

176 I keep hearing this rumor that Hairy Reed is a pederast. Do you guys know anything about that?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2012 05:45 PM (bxiXv)

177 One of Harry Reid's first victims: http://scoamf.us/yg (Hot Air link)

Posted by: beancounter at August 03, 2012 05:46 PM (p18em)

178 So... is "cowboy poetry" some complex South Park style double entendre?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:46 PM (r4wIV)

179 If Harry Reid is innocent why does he have women's clothes in his bedroom closet?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 03, 2012 05:46 PM (bb5Xq)

180
has anyone googled (Brian Rossed) "harry reid + child molestation"

or "harry reid + domestic violence"

or...

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 03, 2012 05:46 PM (8g+yb)

181 Sig P226 in .40 cal. in the nightstand. Sig P239 in .40 for CCW. Old school. Like me.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 03, 2012 05:47 PM (0Db2g)

182 Ace, you are so many different kinds of awesome I can't begin to name them.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at August 03, 2012 05:47 PM (uAcgi)

183 The body language and expression on the face of that little boy....in the picture that Ace has added.......is very telling. It's like the little boy is saying: "Please save me."
Posted by: wheatie at August 03, 2012 05:36 PM (mtRB0)


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I think this picture is incontravertible proof of Harry Reid's sinister obsession with pedastry.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2012 05:47 PM (i/Fh0)

184 I'd check under his porch. The dirt always looks disturbed under there for some reason.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 03, 2012 05:48 PM (4jWnr)

185
I bet some of those missing boys could be found under Harry Reid's Snuggie.

Posted by: Moron who knows a thing or two about Snuggies at August 03, 2012 05:49 PM (Ks4nX)

186 Harry Reid like puppies. Little boys like puppies. Coincidence?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 03, 2012 05:49 PM (YOZSv)

187 Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 03, 2012 05:42 PM (GEICT)


One more thing. Never, ever, tell your family, friends or most certainly on an open blog, what kind or how many weapons you own. Treat your weapons like your intimacy with your woman. It's nobody's fucking business but yours. Any info you release can only bite you in the ass. If your old lady sucks a good cock you don't tell your friends cause they like their cock sucked too.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 05:49 PM (9TTOe)

188
The reason I bought the P239 in 9mm is because it holds one more round --

I thought I was being pragmatic. I was dumb not buy the interchangeable barrel model.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 03, 2012 05:49 PM (8g+yb)

189 That Harry Reid, I hear he's a big Sandusky fan.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 03, 2012 05:49 PM (2d71t)

190 The mussed up clothing, loose tie, all telltale signs the tyke's clothing was hastily donned

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 03, 2012 05:49 PM (4jWnr)

191 Forgive me, I have been late to this party. What exactly is this 'Pederast'?

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne Gacy at August 03, 2012 05:49 PM (84pE9)

192 I keep having this reoccurring dream that this is life imitating art.
Obama is “Dave“.
The TOTUS, the 4 times to send a UBL raiding party, the decisions made “alone.”
It’s all there.

Posted by: Harry Rehms at August 03, 2012 05:50 PM (e8kgV)

193 I understand Obama likes puppies too. Very tender and good with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 05:51 PM (r4wIV)

194 The Koran explicitly mentions pomegranates as an aphrodisiac. Muslim men like to fuck little boys. Harry Reid GROW POMEGRANATES!!! Coincidence?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 03, 2012 05:51 PM (YOZSv)

195
A cadaver dog once "indicated" on Harry Reid's pants. Yes, old man balls sometimes give false positives, but can we take that chance with America's children at risk?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 03, 2012 05:51 PM (PFvlM)

196
I've got a couple of 9 mms, but they aren't concealable.
I'm thinking about a Bersa Thunder 380.
The nickel plated model looks like a Walther PPK.

Posted by: Polecat at August 03, 2012 05:51 PM (BOoHY)

197 Here's a quote in an article about Harry:
One of Reid's sons, whom the senator declined to name, attended a Halloween party at a Mormon church in Las Vegas. The event, called "Trunk or Treat," allows children to pick up candy from car trunks in the church parking lot. In one of the car trunks was a picture of Reid, with the devil.
Scary
http://tinyurl.com/3f4366

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at August 03, 2012 05:52 PM (8UijS)

198 In the updated photo, that looks like a NAMBLA 'handing off ceremony'. Well known in the some parts of Arizona.

Posted by: AP at August 03, 2012 05:52 PM (iYvMQ)

199 Harry Reid's gardener says there's a few fingers sticking up through the grass in the back yard.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 03, 2012 05:52 PM (4jWnr)

200 @153

True dat. If you are going to buy a gun that both you and your wife can use, I would go with a revolver. It is simpler. No need to see if it is chambered, just pull the trigger. SW 38 air weight special, small light, and easy to hide. You can put P+ shells it it. Only has five rounds, but at home that should do the trick.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 05:52 PM (3ZjAP)

201 I'd check under his porch. The dirt always looks disturbed under there for some reason.

NOOOO!!!!!

Don't go under the porch with Harry! That's where he...

**sob**

Posted by: "Billy" from Henderson at August 03, 2012 05:52 PM (O6q63)

202 Why does Harry Reid order HF by the 55gal drum?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 03, 2012 05:53 PM (4jWnr)

203 Harry Reid hates the smell of adults. Demanded air conditioning be added to visitors area of Capitol. He hated smelling the smelly, sweaty adults. Must prefer young visitor smell over adults.

Posted by: Deli LLama at August 03, 2012 05:53 PM (uv9eO)

204 and put one of his own ties on him.
____

That adult tie is no mistake. It's there as a constant reminder that any attempt to reveal what happened - could be abruptly choked off.

Posted by: kallisto at August 03, 2012 05:53 PM (jm/9g)

205 How disturbing!! When I saw that picture with his nude hand on that boy's back in that picture, I threw up.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 03, 2012 05:54 PM (qs9G3)

206 Why does Harry Reid order Ginsu knife sets by the dozen?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 03, 2012 05:54 PM (4jWnr)

207 Google hits for Harry Reid pederast: 298,000

Posted by: USA at August 03, 2012 05:54 PM (6Cjut)

208 Notice the little boy in the pic has his hands firmly clasped over his "no-no" zone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 05:54 PM (UOM48)

209 I've heard from a reliable source that Harry Reid was in the car when Ted Kennedy killed his date... I mean, had a little accident at Chappaquiddick with Mary Jo Kopechne.

Posted by: RoadRunner at August 03, 2012 05:55 PM (anKgm)

210 Why does Harry Reid's duct tape budget exceed the Pentagon's paperclip budget?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 03, 2012 05:56 PM (4jWnr)

211 I served with Senator Reid and I think he upholds the long traditions of the Democratic Congress.

Sure he may take it a little bit farther than we did back in my day, but sure....

Posted by: Garry Stubbs at August 03, 2012 05:56 PM (Mqjuw)

212 Time to check the score, I think! It looks like it is: Ace 156, Harry 73 ! It could have been worse, but Ace started drinking Diet Cokes late in the 3rd quarter, not to mention that he was without power for several hours!

Posted by: and irresolute at August 03, 2012 05:56 PM (Q492A)

213

Barack Obama is a sputtering, stuttering clusterf**k of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Pancho Goldberg at August 03, 2012 05:57 PM (i5153)

214 CUS STILL won't work for me: can you tiny it please?

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 05:57 PM (LP2Vw)

215 Google hits for Harry Reid pederast: 885,000 as of 30 seconds ago.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 03, 2012 05:58 PM (4jWnr)

216 Herdtell on the 'webs that a certain ponytailed bicycle blogger got his first football from Harry Reed.

Posted by: Two Hits and a Miss feat. Calres Yohannesn at August 03, 2012 05:58 PM (PcoXF)

217 If you are buying a gun for extra rounds and have the money, this is what you want. I got one. 20 round clip in a pistol. No kick back, Armour piercing shells available. Only problem? gun cost $1500 and shells are about a buck a piece. I have the bullpup to with a 50 round clip.

http://tinyurl.com/7rtsz8p

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at August 03, 2012 05:58 PM (3ZjAP)

218 I read on the internet that "Hairy" prefers tiny urls.

Posted by: USA at August 03, 2012 05:59 PM (6Cjut)

219 See how the poor kid in the picture is subconsciously protecting his private area from Harry Reid, possible pederast (who can say for sure).

Posted by: OCBill at August 03, 2012 05:59 PM (YJvVE)

220 >>>Harry Reid hates the smell of adults. Demanded air conditioning be added to visitors area of Capitol. He hated smelling the smelly, sweaty adults.

SEARCHLIGHT MANIAC RAGES: I SMELL THE STINK OF HUMAN FLESH!

Posted by: Invisible Tears at August 03, 2012 05:59 PM (fxHyG)

221 The vast Nevada desert is literally shotgunned with an unknown number of unmarked
graves as the result of the Searchlight Maniac's deviant sexual obsessions.



Our
children cry out for justice!



Won't you help to put Harry "The
Pederast" Reid out of circulation?

Posted by: Harry Reid's Victims' Mothers at August 03, 2012 05:59 PM (RuVpG)

222 Some jackass wrote a piece all about how dumb the Bible is and how Chik-Fil-A doesn't seem to realize that the Sabbath was on Saturday in the Old Testament and Frank Fleming is obliterating him on Twitter. Best line:

"You're pretty unlikely to find something in the Bible Christians aren't already aware of. They read that thing religiously."

Guess what, for almost 2000 years, some of the finest minds in human history have been debating, studying, and analyzing scripture. We didn't miss anything your Comparative Religion prof taught you.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 06:00 PM (r4wIV)

223 Yep all true, I heard it from an extremely reliable source, and when it comes to answering legitimate questions American people have about whether he is a pederast or not, he sends his lackeys, or shuts up like a clam. So you be the judge.

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2012 06:01 PM (WR5xI)

224 Harry Reid gives a new meaning to "shovel ready" projects.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at August 03, 2012 06:01 PM (3ZjAP)

225 200, LCR instead of a SW

Posted by: Jean at August 03, 2012 06:01 PM (ilc7b)

226 Sure .40 is better for a more experienced shooter (tho I'm a .45 man meself, having a pair), but for newbies I always suggest 9mm. Ya don't give a vette to a new driver, after all

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 06:01 PM (LP2Vw)

227 My advice for going to a gun show?...touch and feel everything!

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 03, 2012 06:01 PM (JP1Pf)

228 I'll help you catch him.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at August 03, 2012 06:02 PM (Ks4nX)

229 I just have to say, Greg Gutfeld rules. I love that man.

And I heard from a clerk in my grocery store that Harry Reid is refusing to deny he's a pederast. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 06:02 PM (UOM48)

230 Why is everyone so mean to Mr. Reid? He bought me a new peg! <3

Posted by: Peg Boy at August 03, 2012 06:02 PM (p18em)

231 When asked by NAMBLA to be their president, Harry Reid scoffed and told them that the real thrill of pedastry comes after the sex.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2012 06:02 PM (i/Fh0)

232 Good God, will no one think of the children??

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2012 06:02 PM (oX7vY)

233 Does Harry Reid make regular orders of quicklime?

Posted by: nickless at August 03, 2012 06:03 PM (MMC8r)

234 Harry, you're embarrassing even me.

Posted by: Zombit Ted Kennedy at August 03, 2012 06:03 PM (UOM48)

235 Old sailor is the buddha

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 06:03 PM (LP2Vw)

236 When I was about 10, Harry Reid offered me a puppy. Except the puppy was a puppet in his pants.

*sob*

Posted by: Eddie in Searchlight at August 03, 2012 06:04 PM (UOM48)

237 What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them!

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 03, 2012 06:05 PM (p18em)

238 Jeebus is that "trunk or Treat" thing for real?

I tried to get the original source for it to load--but it's no longer a live link at The Salt Lake City Tribune.

Posted by: tasker at August 03, 2012 06:05 PM (r2PLg)

239
See how the poor kid in the picture is subconsciously protecting his private area from Harry Reid, possible pederast (who can say for sure).


Run, Timmy, run!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2012 06:05 PM (oX7vY)

240 233 Does Harry Reid make regular orders of quicklime?
Posted by: nickless at August 03, 2012 06:03 PM (MMC8r)

I'm not sure but I think he buys YooHoo by the case.

Senator Reid, this Chocolate milk taste fun......THUD.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 06:05 PM (9TTOe)

241 @226

A very good point. Then why not get a mob gun, 22 long pistol. No kick back, ammos cheap and fun to shoot. Course if you don't shot someone in the head, you are just going to piss them off.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at August 03, 2012 06:05 PM (3ZjAP)

242 Is the one on the left the "Dad"? She looks like the dad to me, but these days it is so hard to tell. Is it true that Harry sponsors these kinds of unions, these same-sex things, so that he can infiltrate these "families" and be a "real" father figure to the little ones? "Here, let Uncle Harry show you how to tie those shoes, little buddy...".

Posted by: and irresolute at August 03, 2012 06:06 PM (Q492A)

243 This from Jake Tapper at Salon.com is still live-


The Jim Whisperer

And then there was the low-key assistant Democratic leader from Nevada whom one Democratic leadership aide referred to as “the Jim Whisperer.” Sen. Harry Reid, after all, was the man who lobbied Jeffords for weeks, reassuring the Republican senator through the most dramatic party jump in recent memory.

Reid worked his magic on Jeffords with lots of assistance from Senate Democratic Leader Tom Daschle, D-S.D., who sealed the deal when Jeffords was ready, as well as others from the Democratic Senate caucus, like Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn. But plugging along for weeks, talking to Jeffords on the phone and the floor of the Senate, making him feel at ease among the Democrats, pushing him, prodding him, was the Jim Whisperer.


http://www.salon.com/2001/05/26/reid_20/

Posted by: tasker at August 03, 2012 06:07 PM (r2PLg)

244 My ex broke up with me, telling me "I think you're a pederast."

I told him that's a pretty big word for a nine-year old..

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 03, 2012 06:07 PM (p18em)

245
Why is Chuck Schumer supporting pedastery? What did he know and when did he know it?

Posted by: H.L. Mencken's Ghost at August 03, 2012 06:07 PM (4ZcEN)

246 When Hairy Reid boxed in college, he boxed in the Pederast Division.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 03, 2012 06:07 PM (YYyqq)

247 " Course if you don't shot someone in the head, you are just going to piss them off. "

I saw an episode of Cops where a guy was gutshot with a .22, and he rode around with the cops until they found the guy that did it. He was holding his side but he was fine.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2012 06:08 PM (r4wIV)

248 When was the last time anyone has heard Harry Reid speak of his children? This is worse than I thought.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2012 06:08 PM (i/Fh0)

249 Harry Reid in

"Touched by an Uncle"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2012 06:09 PM (iFDD4)

250 You all just have no feelings.

Do you know how scary it is coming out of the woods by yourself?

Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast at August 03, 2012 06:09 PM (3ZjAP)

251 #HarryReidistheSearchlightManiac?

Posted by: Eddie in Searchlight at August 03, 2012 06:10 PM (UOM48)

252 22
OT but I need some advice from the Morons. Headed to my first gun show tomorrow. Expectations? Do's or don't's?


Don't buy any of those heavy weapons. Stay away from those fully automatic AK's. Don't buy any grenades or mortars.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at August 03, 2012 06:10 PM (KRPhf)

253 So... Are there any plans to move this meme from satire mocery into sincere political attack ads?

As far as I'm concerned, Senator Reid waived his rights to libel protectin after the bullshit he pulled on Romney's "secret source".

Also, I'd love to force this issue into the mainstream news, and an actual web ad accusing Reid of pedastry would do the trick.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 03, 2012 06:10 PM (zrpqj)

254 O/T

"(A Vet Admin contractor) said he placed eight phone calls to the department’s help desk to find out what was going on. He was greeted each time by an automated message saying his wait time was at least 1,000 minutes, he said. The number he remembers best: 4,116 minutes, or 2.86 days. "

Since the Fed does such a bang up job with the VA, let's put them in charge of our health care!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 03, 2012 06:10 PM (uCNam)

255 I only take out white boys, my dick looks bigger in their little hands.

Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast at August 03, 2012 06:10 PM (3ZjAP)

256 NBC Nightly News: "An anxious nationawaits the truth ... day 3. Reid continues to assert his innocence, as former supporters gradually distance themselves. More later in this broadcast."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2012 06:11 PM (oX7vY)

257 I imagine this has already been mentioned, but just in case. . .

#HarryReidsCredibleSource is trending Number One-- in Los Angeles.

I find that astonishing, because this tag is inherently and unavoidably derisive to Reid.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 03, 2012 06:11 PM (IlZPo)

258 O..M..G


It looks like it's a Mormon thing--but in the current context.

TRUNK OR TREAT
October 28 from 6 - 8 p.m.
This is an outreach event for the neighborhood and for friends and family that you may have been considering inviting to visit FCC. While sponsored by the Children’s Ministry, we look forward to ALL ages participating. What can you do?

http://www.fcclubbock.org/10-12-11Light.pdf

Posted by: tasker at August 03, 2012 06:12 PM (r2PLg)

259 @252

Thanks Bill, you dumb fuck.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 06:12 PM (3ZjAP)

260 248 When was the last time anyone has heard Harry Reid speak of his children? This is worse than I thought.
Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2012 06:08 PM (i/Fh0)

I heard a story about Rory's 30th B-day party.

Harry looked at Rory and said, "You know what I havn't had in 30 years?"

Rory said, "A boner?" Then all of Rory's friends laughed.

Harry smiled and said "No, My dick sucked by an infant."

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 03, 2012 06:12 PM (9TTOe)

261 252, best deals are in the parking lot

Posted by: Jean at August 03, 2012 06:13 PM (EBBBm)

262 Hmmmm. Harry Reid was at a Chic fil a trying to hand out coupons to young kids, I heard. he was giggling something about a a 'Chicken Hawk Sandwich'. Security was called.

Posted by: pat at August 03, 2012 06:14 PM (UFxap)

263 I picked up an LC9 with the Lasermax this week and will be taking it to the range tomorrow morning. Originally, I was leaning toward a .40 but the ~30% price difference in ammo caused me to reconsider. Once I start carrying, I'll use JHP +P ammo but, for shooting at the range, I can use the cheaper stuff.


Also, gun-deals.com has an excellent ammunition deal tracker that can calculate and sort according to price per round after shipping charges are included.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at August 03, 2012 06:14 PM (0d0K7)

264 I really don't know how right this is, but goldarn it's funny.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 03, 2012 06:14 PM (ExqqC)

265 Harry Reid is a good man. He has my full endorsement.

Posted by: Rear Admiral Colon Hunter at August 03, 2012 06:14 PM (Ks4nX)

266 Oldsailor needs to write for SNL. It would be funny again.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 06:14 PM (3ZjAP)

267

I heard that Hairy Reed believes in the Ancient Greek custom of buggering young boys...in order to impart his wisdom to them.

"I've always had an interest in the Ancient Greeks"....said the Senate leader, as he pointed to the statues of Greek boys in his office.

Posted by: wheatie at August 03, 2012 06:15 PM (mtRB0)

268 @255, coincidentally, this kind of consideration is reportedly why Roman Polanski dates 13-year-olds. Anjelica Huston called up to say that he does this because his unit is small, so he wants to have a correspondingly-small hangar for it.


Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 03, 2012 06:15 PM (IlZPo)

269 Remember when someone said the London 2012 Olympic logo looked like Lisa Simpson performing fellatio?

I can't manage to un-see that.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2012 06:16 PM (iFDD4)

270 @263

Thanks for the ammo tip. I heard ammo is going down since the army is not buying as much.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 06:16 PM (3ZjAP)

271 Brilliant, Ace, just brilliant! You have shown a way to fight these arseholes ... with invective satire. No doubt Obama is behind it all (or at least, AxelRod). This is their modus operandi, as Ann Coulter says: to force their opponents to release private records. Yesterday I was leaning towards Romney doing that, at least proof that he has indeed paid taxes in the last ten years. Today I realize the folly of my position. This is better, turn Reid into a clown.

Again, brilliant invective satire in the tradition of Jonathan Swift.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at August 03, 2012 06:17 PM (deaac)

272 It's Creepy Friday at the HQ. Nood thread up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 03, 2012 06:18 PM (UOM48)

273 it would be prudent for Reid to step down from his leadership position until the veracity of these claims can be verified. the charges are too serious to ignore simply for lack of evidence.

Posted by: exceller at August 03, 2012 06:18 PM (Z7Znk)

274 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Harry Reid couldn't find any little boys.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2012 06:18 PM (i/Fh0)

275
273it would be prudent for Reid to step down from his leadership position until the veracity of these claims can be verified. the charges are too serious to ignore simply for lack of evidence.

A special prosecutor is definitely required. The lack of evidence is simply chilling proof of the extent of the conspiracy of silence.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 03, 2012 06:20 PM (oX7vY)

276 My cousin has a good friend who knows a guy who is from Henderson, Nevada and he has said for many years that during the 80s and 90s there was a man in Nevada who was known for taking young boys up to his hotel suite. I think he said the guy was on the gaming commission or something like that, but don't quote me on that. The rumor is that he would force them to drink and do coke and he would sodomize them and then strangle them. I heard that some of their remains were found in the desert but most of the missing boys were never found. And they never found the killer. The scary thing is the killings and disappearances stopped sometime in the late 1980s for a few months but then they started happening on the east coast around northern Virginia, D.C., and Maryland. Last I heard they were still going on, sometimes 4 or 5 a year. Evidently they have DNA evidence but haven't found a match yet. Scary.

Posted by: methoisothiozolinone at August 03, 2012 06:26 PM (7FnBU)

277 thanks max, sponge.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2012 06:28 PM (fxHyG)

278 8 year olds Dude.

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2012 06:33 PM (GULKT)

279 Which leads me to ask, why has Harry Reid's face not been photoshopped onto "The Jesus's" face here?

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2012 06:33 PM (GULKT)

280 269
Remember when someone said the London 2012 Olympic logo looked like Lisa Simpson performing fellatio?



I can't manage to un-see that.

Posted by: Dr. Varno
///
Better Lisa than Bleeding Gums Murphy.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2012 06:36 PM (dZ756)

281 Looks like Reid has a "partner" in his pedastery!

http://tinyurl.com/bo2xn7e

Posted by: Kanye at August 03, 2012 06:43 PM (AREf/)

282 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Steevy at August 03, 2012 06:56 PM (Ts9tU)

283 Ammo was SUPPOSED to go down 'cuz of Iraq being over but noone I know has seen that effect-

Posted by: DAve at August 03, 2012 07:11 PM (LP2Vw)

284 Harry Reid used to be a pederast. Now he's just an insufferable jerk.

Posted by: Cricket at August 03, 2012 07:12 PM (2ArJQ)

285 Soon now Obama will be way up in the polls Just as soon as honest as
the day is long Harry Reid publicly reveals that his multiple sources
have told him that Romney won’t release his older tax returns because in
those he was using the SSN of a dead guy from Connecticut.and in an
older return, paid some taxes on a scholarship he got as a foreign
student, and that there are some very questionable items in some of
those older Romney returns dealing with shady looking real estate deals
in Chicago and Nevada.

Posted by: FeralCat at August 03, 2012 07:38 PM (cY9nU)

286
<knock on the door>
Sen. Reid, please sit down, I have some questions for you...

Posted by: Chris Hansen - Dateline NBC at August 03, 2012 07:46 PM (3yMFT)

287 Rear Admiral Colon Hunter


I laughed out loud at that one. Well played!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 03, 2012 07:53 PM (eQnzo)

288 Where there's smoke, Harry Reid is a kid-poker.

Posted by: The Fradgan at August 03, 2012 08:18 PM (ex+u8)

289 It's time to forgive and forget. Harry Reid has admitted his guilt and served his time.

Hasn't he?

Posted by: Wolfie Blitzah at August 03, 2012 08:22 PM (ex+u8)

290 At this very moment, Reid is in emergency session with colleagues within his cone of trust. No one will comment on developments.

Posted by: Wolfie Blitzah at August 03, 2012 08:26 PM (ex+u8)

291 Late to the party 'cuz my mobile wuzent knekted....
Use yer search engine, The Dem.-Commies are so deep into magical thinking! Harry Reid spotted pouring whiskey on diver/KGB-collaborator Ted Kennedy's grave. Majority leader Reid was beseeching the trans-dead Baron Samedi/Lion-senate-w/e Kopechne impregnator for guidance. Clearly, Maj. Leader Reid is getting rhetorical tips from beyond the grave. He paid a fearful price! He must now, I have it on a credible, anonymous, source, have intercourse with a few select dead people. It's up to him to discover who they are. He will go mad trying to discover whom to eff among the dead. If I had the means, I'd put a 24-7 watch on this glandless bitch while he scurries about.

Posted by: Thorvald at August 03, 2012 09:24 PM (1V6Pv)

292 Has anyone checked to see if there's a connection between Senator Reid and "Hairy Reed" on AdultFriendFinder?
Also, I took another look at the boy in the picture. His clothes look pretty disheveled, and he appears to have a nasty case of whisker burn on his face. The whole thing reminds me of the scene in the Godfather where you see the little girl, very upset and crying, as she leaves horse-head guy's house as Tom drives up.

Posted by: OCBill at August 03, 2012 09:51 PM (YJvVE)

293 The part I have found most chilling in this whole tale has been the bit where the heads of the Senate Intern and Page program asked Disney World for advice on how to, like you know, "keep things quiet" when someone goes missing...

Posted by: A. at August 03, 2012 10:01 PM (H/qaK)

294 "A 9mm is really too small...Get a 40."
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 03, 2012 05:28 PM (3ZjAP)

I dunno. I would say it depends. There are excellent choices in self-defense ammo nowadays. I have a carry license in my home state and carry a 9 x 18 Makarov with Buffalo Bore loads. The ballistics are sound and the gun itself suits my needs perfectly: compact, absolutely reliable, incredibly accurate, fits to the hand, a natural pointer, with a caliber roughly equivalent to a snub-nosed .38 Special. Works for me.

Posted by: troyriser at August 03, 2012 10:05 PM (YCeSE)

295 This is pure genius! It has the potential to go viral and stay there through the November election.

I never said Harry Reid farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles, only that someone told me he did.

Notice how this statement skirts the laws against slander. He has an unnamed source don't you know!
When asked to name the source, Dingy Harry replied that his source was "Confidential."

Consider also how he has placed the burden of proof on the accused. The dork from Searchlight
is insisting that Romney must prove himself innocent, and that Reid was under no obligation to
prove anything.

I have it on good authority that Harry Reid blows guys in the parking lot of the Blue Oyster Bar from
the movie Police Academy, that he is a chronic masturbator and his favorite pastime is molesting
sheep.

Since I, like Harry Reid am under no obligation to reveal my sources, I am immune from the charges
of libel or slander.

Let the games begin. Or to quote that great American (Al Bundy "Let's Rock!"

There is no end as to how far we can carry this. If he can get away with this, there is no jury in this
land that will convict a defendant for doing the very same thing the plaintiff did!

There is no down side to this!





Posted by: Leonard Jones at August 03, 2012 10:11 PM (QWjBz)

296 It's moving up the google search ranks.

Now, if you simple google "pederast" the Harry Reid stories are in the top 10.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at August 03, 2012 10:16 PM (OL4L4)

297 Um, those rumors about Harry and the Cub Scouts aren't rumors: http://searchlightstrangler.tumblr.com/post/28669599077/oh-trust-me-the-pleasure-is-all-mine.

Posted by: Searchlight Strangler at August 03, 2012 10:21 PM (KTtrN)

298 The round-ups, the brandings,
   The calvings are done,
As Senators sell out
   And move on one by one.

We must tell the stories,
   So memories live on,
Past time when the tellers
   Themselves are long gone.

Burma-Shave

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 03, 2012 10:43 PM (e8kgV)

299 Ace, you are pretty fucking funny.

"New from Milton Bradley: 'Harry Reid's "Pederast-O" -- the game for the whole family!"

Posted by: wankette at August 04, 2012 12:04 AM (qNhTJ)

300 I love this place!

Posted by: sablegsd at August 04, 2012 01:40 AM (AKS75)

301 I didn't know that Harry Reid might be a pederast. Interesting. I'll have to let my friends know "I read on the internet that there are questions regarding Harry Reid being a pederast."

As you say, we're not accusing him - that's for the courts to decide - but I do think that something as serious as this, particularly in a year where the US Senate is up for grabs, really must be investigated.

Senator Reid, I think we all would be well served by you taking the time to discuss this with us. Open your personal journals and let the truth be known.

Posted by: RobM1981 at August 04, 2012 07:30 AM (HK0Ht)

302 Serious question.

At this point should I be contacting my senators to ask them to investigate these serious allegations?

Even Fox News seems to be ignoring this scandal and for the sake of the children this must be resolved.

We can't have another Jerry Sandusky situation where a powerful institution ignores the rumors swirling around one of their own and dismisses these concerns out of hand.

By the way, if Romney used loopholes to reduce his taxes, aren't Reid and Pelosi in some way responsible for how the tax code is written? Romney just followed the applicable law, those dopes made it the miserable mess that it is.

Posted by: kraki at August 04, 2012 08:32 AM (ylLDT)

303 I went to high school with a fellow from Searchlight Nevada. He was weird and creepy all at the same time. Maybe he had been molested by Harry Reid.

Posted by: M. Dean at August 04, 2012 11:15 AM (VlVwi)

304 This whole sordid affair shows just how far we have fallen as a nation.

Sure, Jefferson may have diddled the help, but that's a far cry from having a rumored pederast not just in The Senate, but running it.

Posted by: VaGator at August 04, 2012 03:36 PM (mF+Sc)

305 Child abuse at the very least. How dare anyone dress a kid in a suit that has never been pressed and is three sizes too big. Scurrilous pedophile.

Posted by: ali3nation at August 04, 2012 07:13 PM (/lmWB)

306 First time posting here. I just love you guys! Oh, and did youknow Harry Reid is a pederast?

Posted by: Aud at August 04, 2012 11:06 PM (PGpgl)

307 The boy in that picture sure looks nervous to me. Notice the placement of his hands - why is he protecting himself?

Posted by: Dennis at August 05, 2012 03:07 PM (79ZW6)






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Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat