Oh No...BuzzFeed's got the goods on Mitt...or Not [Journolist]

Oh no, say it ain't so... the doughty BuzzFeed is reporting by headline that Mitt Romney may have been a day off when signing Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu's official guest book. A stellar mimograph artist writing for the BF under the moniker, Zeke Miller inspected and stamped the latest BF meme.

Recall Obama's 2008 is the new 2011 faux paus scribbled in the guest book at Westminster Abbey? That was just a liberal 3 year miscalculation...that was chalked up to good intentions. For after all, Obama's with the government and he's here to help.

BuzzFeed...journalism by meme...if you build it...a liberal may come.

If someone else want's to link feel free. I ain't worthy.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:40 PM

Comments

1 under a microscope

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 05:44 PM (YES5I)

2 Israel? ...?? Hmmm No, never heard of it..

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 29, 2012 05:48 PM (Mrdk1)

3 Sure is quiet 'round here.

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 05:48 PM (YES5I)

4 Bring back Churchill too!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 29, 2012 05:49 PM (ndlFj)

5 Ah sign this! ( grabs crotch and grunts)

Posted by: FatGuyFromJersey at July 29, 2012 05:49 PM (j1gX1)

6 If that's all they got he's golden

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 29, 2012 05:49 PM (OApiq)

7 Obama is a Studdering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 29, 2012 05:50 PM (x+Knu)

8 Just got home, so what's up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2012 05:50 PM (j1gX1)

9 OMG...how can we elect someone who doesn't even know what day it is?? That clinches it. We all must vote to keep our super smart pres in office.

Posted by: JMKN1 at July 29, 2012 05:51 PM (JMKN1)

10
scoamf ate a dog !

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 05:52 PM (YES5I)

11 Mayor Bloomberg is pushing hospitals to hide their baby formula behind locked doors so more new mothers will breast-feed.
Starting Sept. 3, the city will keep tabs on the number of bottles that participating hospitals stock and use — the most restrictive pro-breast-milk program in the nation.

Ah suck on this

Posted by: FatGuyFromJersey at July 29, 2012 05:52 PM (j1gX1)

12 57 states

Posted by: crickets at July 29, 2012 05:53 PM (z9HTb)

13 Stuttering...well at least it is now cool to misspell.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 29, 2012 05:53 PM (x+Knu)

14 I also have it on good authority that while in 2nd grade, Mitt once made a mistake with his multiplication tables. 7 * 8 = 56 Mitt, get it right!!!

Clearly he's a racist h8r.

Posted by: beancounter at July 29, 2012 05:54 PM (p18em)

15 What an idiot. First the idiotic Olympic comments that offended the British and now this. I really hope America thoroughly rebukes this plastic flip-flopper.

Btw, RoMoney is trailing in Ohio. A repuke has never won the presidency without winning Ohio, just so ya know.

Posted by: MC at July 29, 2012 05:54 PM (iBaHp)

16 Totally OT but WUWT just released their bombshell draft paper. go reads! http://wattsupwiththat.com/

Posted by: kerncon at July 29, 2012 05:55 PM (M+4md)

17
Obama signed a EO adding another day to the week,
so unemployment will last longer.
He wants it to be called Choomsday.
For a $3 donation you can have a chance to determine where in the week it will fall

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 05:55 PM (YES5I)

18 Pretty easy to screw up the date after crossing the International Dateline.

So, Romney's human. Go figure.

Posted by: Palookaville at July 29, 2012 05:58 PM (szPD/)

19 The article does not even mention that Israel is the 56th state.

Posted by: Baraka Odumbass at July 29, 2012 05:58 PM (imVgX)

20
Herd Romney uses Brylcreem and Brute aftershave.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 29, 2012 05:59 PM (0xil9)

21 16 Totally OT but WUWT just released their bombshell draft paper. go reads! http://wattsupwiththat.com/

Posted by: kerncon at July 29, 2012 05:55 PM (M+4md)

--I tried to tell CDR M last night that it's worth a new post if they're starving for content, but I guess the understudy bloggers are cool.

Posted by: Baraka Odumbass at July 29, 2012 05:59 PM (imVgX)

22 /SCOAMF sock

Posted by: logprof at July 29, 2012 06:00 PM (imVgX)

23 There is a rumor that while in High School, Romney jaywalked once.

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 06:01 PM (YES5I)

24 How many times have you filled out a form and asked "What day is it?"

This just shows how awesome Romney is that insecure people feel the need to mock his every out-of-place hair.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 29, 2012 06:01 PM (J5tI6)

25 Posted by: MC at July 29, 2012 05:54 PM
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Crom! Teh stupid has stuck to this one like a Pict.

Posted by: Matt The Cimmerian at July 29, 2012 06:01 PM (40Ex+)

26 It was a composite date.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2012 06:02 PM (pz410)

27
I think the Croats have an edge on the US Women's basketball team with this woman on their team
http://tinyurl.com/dxwnx76

Posted by: William Amos at July 29, 2012 06:02 PM (iiy8n)

28 Pretty easy to screw up the date after crossing the International Dateline.

Um, you don't cross the International Date Line going from the U.S. to Israel. Unless you take the scenic route.

The MSM needs to pick a good name for this scandal. Fridaygate?

Posted by: Cicero at July 29, 2012 06:02 PM (zMouK)

29 Back in the 80's he drank a beer in Mexico City, the filthy fucker.

Posted by: Scobface at July 29, 2012 06:02 PM (IoNBC)

30 Posted by: MC at July 29, 2012 05:54 PM (iBaHp)

Go back to the rest stop gloryhole, you're late for your shift.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 29, 2012 06:02 PM (ZOf1l)

31 Who said he didn't take the scenic route?

Anyway, jetlag, whatever...jeez

Posted by: Palookaville at July 29, 2012 06:04 PM (szPD/)

32 Btw, RoMoney is trailing in Ohio. A repuke has never won the presidency without winning Ohio, just so ya know

Polling being conducted in a couple row houses in Cleveland.

Posted by: Anal Bum cover for Elton at July 29, 2012 06:04 PM (7KkXl)

33 Oh sh!t!!! I wrote the wrong date on a check yesterday. Please, please let Zeke Miller know.

I hate myself enough for it already. I'm stupid, stuPID, STUPID!!!

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 29, 2012 06:05 PM (Yhu4q)

34
I have a reliable source claiming that Romney said "poohey", 30 years ago.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 29, 2012 06:05 PM (0xil9)

35 Without looking, I think today is the 29th.

Posted by: ErikW at July 29, 2012 06:06 PM (y8RZG)

36 #11

Mayor Bloomberg is pushing hospitals to hide their baby formula behind locked doors so more new mothers will breast-feed.

Starting Sept. 3, the city will keep tabs on the number of bottles
that participating hospitals stock and use — the most restrictive
pro-breast-milk program in the nation.

I thought the wimins wanted the government to keep it's big fat nose out of their reproductive decisions.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 29, 2012 06:06 PM (L7hol)

37 Boy this mistake sure trumps "corpseman." I'm voting for o"bungles now.

Posted by: Hawker Flyer at July 29, 2012 06:06 PM (kheK+)

38 Oh for crying out loud! I know Republicans are always held to an higher standard than Democrats, but this is ridiculous. Yeah, cause screwing up the date in a guestbook is so much more offensive than giving a visiting Israeli Prime Minister a good scolding and then leaving him alone in some WH Stateroom while a SCOAMF goes to eat dinner with his wife and kids.

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:07 PM (WGmy2)

39 Hey, I was right! I'm never right.

Posted by: ErikW at July 29, 2012 06:08 PM (y8RZG)

40 Yeah, and Newsweak says Romneys a wimp too. Earth to Newsweak, have you seen Obama throw a baseball?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at July 29, 2012 06:08 PM (ZHge+)

41
Romney leaves toilet seat up.
Film at ten............

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 06:08 PM (YES5I)

42 The thing with Barky's mis-dating wasn't the date so much as how he wrote it - "24 May 2008"

As to his mistaking the year, that's understandable as Barky has no conception of numbers over 20, anyway. It's all Greek to him.

But, even better was Barky stomping all over "G-d Save The Queen", by doing a beat-poem toast to it as background, which always makes me laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJUOUL-BF7c

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 29, 2012 06:09 PM (X3lox)

43 I just looked it up: Republicans didn't win Ohio in 1824, 1828, 1832, 1836, or 1840, & guess what? No Republican presidents those year either. Dang.

Posted by: Stark DickflÃ¼ssig at July 29, 2012 06:09 PM (NpR/e)

44
"If someone else want's to link feel free"

somehow i read that as "if someone wants to feel the link, call me and we will get seriously naughty".
just sayin

Posted by: Madamemayhem at July 29, 2012 06:10 PM (iRgZG)

45 28 Pretty easy to screw up the date after crossing the International Dateline.

Um, you don't cross the International Date Line going from the U.S. to Israel. Unless you take the scenic route.

The MSM needs to pick a good name for this scandal. Fridaygate?

Posted by: Cicero at July 29, 2012 06:02 PM (zMouK)

--True, but how many of us have taken the flights to Europe that land morning the next day and lost track of date/day of the week during the trip? I can't recall concrete examples, but given that it was usually a vacation for me I'm sure it happened.

The MBM have not only expended their ammo; now they're throwing beanbags, and soon they'll be cowering like good Border Patrol agents

Posted by: logprof at July 29, 2012 06:11 PM (imVgX)

46 Btw, RoMoney is trailing in Ohio. A repuke has never won the presidency without winning Ohio, just so ya know.

Are you some sort of welfare queen or non-working entity who doesn't pay taxes?

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:11 PM (WGmy2)

47 I thought the wimins wanted the government to keep it's big fat nose out of their reproductive decisions.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 29, 2012 06:06 PM (L7hol)
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Nah, if they've already dropped their crotch fruit we can regulate and nanny them to DEATH!

Posted by: Nanny Bloomburg at July 29, 2012 06:11 PM (jucos)

48 Posted by: MC at July 29, 2012 05:54 PM (iBaHp)

Get your fat ass over here MC, this cock ain't gonna suck itself.

Posted by: Jed the trucker at July 29, 2012 06:13 PM (ZOf1l)

49 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2012 06:13 PM (j1gX1)

50 I have it on good authority that Romney once drank coffee, and got a little giddyup in his step because he did.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 29, 2012 06:14 PM (jucos)

51 Yet another barometer reading that shows that Obama is fucked.

What's the October Surprise gonna be? Mitt uses Grecian Formula on his eyebrows?

Posted by: ErikW at July 29, 2012 06:16 PM (y8RZG)

52 I think all the regular trolls are watching the Olympics. We're getting the JV squad today.

Posted by: logprof at July 29, 2012 06:16 PM (imVgX)

53 Cinco de Quatro, bitchez!

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at July 29, 2012 06:16 PM (pz410)

54 the doughty BuzzFeed is reporting by headline that Mitt Romney may have
been a day off when signing Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin
Netanyahu's official guest book

That anyone would even think to write this as a story is pretty fucking funny. And pathetic. Pathetically funny, which is the best that one can ever get from leftist slime who would serve to massively lower present and future entropy with their departure from this world they hate so much.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 29, 2012 06:16 PM (X3lox)

55 48 Thanks Jed I needed a good laugh.

Posted by: wierd flunky at July 29, 2012 06:17 PM (tlhtD)

56 What's the October Surprise gonna be? Mitt uses Grecian Formula on his eyebrows?

Oh you know it's going to be BIG. Probably some sort of threeway bestiality scandal between the dancing horses, the dog on the roof rack and Mitt. Complete with video and pictures.

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:18 PM (WGmy2)

57 Fuck Obama and the wookie he rode in on!

Posted by: HNIC (and that N stands for Narcissist, you racist) at July 29, 2012 06:18 PM (eQnzo)

58 As a child of 3 years, Romney once colored outside the lines with his crayon.

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 06:19 PM (YES5I)

59 Imagine what would happen if that 3 a.m. phone call came with Romney in the White House and he didn't answer it until the next day.

Posted by: Cicero at July 29, 2012 06:19 PM (zMouK)

60 Don't look for the animals, look for the rustling of the leaves.

They're still talking about "you didn't build that".

Posted by: AmishDude at July 29, 2012 06:19 PM (J5tI6)

61 Oh you know it's going to be BIG. Probably some sort of threeway bestiality scandal between the dancing horses, the dog on the roof rack and Mitt. Complete with video and pictures.

I'm sure someone has it on good authority that Mitt made a "campaign pit stop" in Enumclaw recently.

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:20 PM (WGmy2)

62
When he was a teenager. Romney chirped his tires leaving a stop sign.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 29, 2012 06:21 PM (0xil9)

63 Mitt Romney is just...... weird. Kind of a wimp too.

Posted by: NYT and Newsweak at July 29, 2012 06:21 PM (jucos)

64
Mitt Romney may have
been a day off when signing Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin
Netanyahu's official guest book

did he treat Bibi like a 4 yr old? Cuz that's the Chicago way of prezidentin.
Man I would so love to see Bibi Netanyahu just bitch slap that overpriced pimp.

Posted by: Madamemayhem at July 29, 2012 06:21 PM (iRgZG)

65 You didn't date that !!!!

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 06:21 PM (YES5I)

66
Anyone besides me sick and tired of seeing The Mooch's sour puss in all those photo stills from The Olympics. Geez, I am not enjoying these games as much as usual. She is ruining it for me!

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:22 PM (WGmy2)

67 I'd say runningrn was right if I existed.

Posted by: Scott Walker's fictional illegitimate child at July 29, 2012 06:22 PM (QTHTd)

68 What "kind" of American "hides" their money in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda? Just asking questions.

Posted by: NYT and Newsweak at July 29, 2012 06:22 PM (jucos)

69 Looks like the media is slowly changing their "he is out of touch" meme with the "he is stupid" meme after he alledgedly pissed off the Brits for saying what the idiot Brits have already said. They really are fucking stupid and desperate.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 29, 2012 06:23 PM (ZOf1l)

70 #47

Nah, if they've already dropped their crotch fruit we can regulate and nanny them to DEATH!

Dr. Bloomburg says 'Bitches best be using their titties the way I think is best'.

Is NOW enjoying a long weekend or something? The Dems....war on women? Hello?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 29, 2012 06:24 PM (L7hol)

71 When he was a teenager. Romney chirped his tires leaving a stop sign.

Even worse, he ran over an ant with his bike once. It got flattened and died. He never went back to see if it was ok. Why does Mitt Romney have absolutely no regard for life? Mitt Romney is a radical, heartless killer. Obama 2012!!

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:24 PM (WGmy2)

72 Anyone besides me sick and tired of seeing The
Mooch's sour puss in all those photo stills from The Olympics. Geez, I
am not enjoying these games as much as usual. She is ruining it for me!

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:22 PM (WGmy2)

They can't help it. The Olympics are being televised by the National Barack Channel.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 29, 2012 06:25 PM (ZOf1l)

73 Anyone besides me sick and tired of seeing The Mooch's sour puss in all those photo stills from The Olympics. Geez, I am not enjoying these games as much as usual. She is ruining it for me!
Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:22 PM (WGmy2)
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WOOF! Sour puss is right. You don't know the half of it. Reggie always said "never trust something that can bleed for a week and live". Her dutch ovens are heinous!

Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at July 29, 2012 06:25 PM (jucos)

74 What "kind" of American "hides" their money in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda? Just asking questions.
Posted by: NYT and Newsweak at July 29, 2012 06:22 PM (jucos)

The kind that actually reports it on his income tax. Kind a like "Hide"?? in plain site?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2012 06:25 PM (j1gX1)

75 Mormons are creepy, and Israelis are war criminals.

Support Barack Obama for four more glorious years free from right-wing hate in the White House.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 29, 2012 06:25 PM (4hwtR)

76
Moochelle will start the game, playing center for the U.S.
b-ball team's next game. She said that her "game" resembles that of Patrick Ewing.

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 06:26 PM (YES5I)

77 Mitt Romney has a love child with a gay man! Story at 11!

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2012 06:26 PM (WGmy2)

78 LIberals have three modes of attack on Republicans

1. They are stupid

2. They are evil

3. They are religious whackos.
and with Romney a 4th

4. Out of touch

Sometimes they use all three at the same time, but they general cycle through them. We;re not in the "He's stupid". We've given a little of the "religious whacko" but that will heat up in the fall along with "Mormons are all racist". Soooooooo predictable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2012 06:27 PM (QWa0W)

79 She said that her "game" resembles that of Patrick Ewing.

I thought she resembled Patrick Ewing.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 29, 2012 06:27 PM (ZOf1l)

80
Anyone besides me sick and tired of seeing The Mooch's sour puss in all those photo stills from The Olympics. Geez, I am not enjoying these games as much as usual. She is ruining it for me!

Yep! and the oblabo 4 more yrs. commercials and the way the ignorant announcers seem to try to work an oblabo reference into everything. Case in point... a swimmer from Hawaii. They just had to put the camera on Moo and not the swimmer and tell us how the swim chick went to the same high school as oblabo. "But NOT obviously at the same time" the dick head told us. I am actually enjoying the games in spite of this.. I just figure every time we win a medal good ol Moooo is disappointed that it wasn't a muslim or a communist and that makes me happy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem at July 29, 2012 06:27 PM (iRgZG)

81 Michelle is wearing a $7,000 blouse in London. I am sure we feels our pain?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2012 06:27 PM (j1gX1)

82 Running, I've been so damned busy I've not yet had the displeasure. I hope her hideousness makes her wide load way back towards the city of clowns sometime soon.

Posted by: ErikW at July 29, 2012 06:28 PM (y8RZG)

83
An earlier report. that Romney left a porch light on all night was recently confirmed.
He wants to kill Gaia !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: seamrog at July 29, 2012 06:31 PM (YES5I)

84 Also, I was wondering if Michelle actually has the last name "Biden". Whenever I see a web ad with "Obama - Biden", it's always of Obama and some hulking black woman.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 29, 2012 06:32 PM (QTHTd)

85 Are there any "pink " people on the U.S. team ?

Posted by: diversity officer at July 29, 2012 06:34 PM (YES5I)

86 I mis-dated a check once. Damned near went to death row over that.

Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2012 06:36 PM (fqpzt)

87 Also, I was wondering if Michelle actually has the last name "Biden".
Whenever I see a web ad with "Obama - Biden", it's always of Obama and
some hulking black woman.

You've never seen Biden when he's angry.

Posted by: Dr. Bruce Banner at July 29, 2012 06:36 PM (zMouK)

88 I think Zeke from Buzzfeed is on the Romney trip. Anyway (after the obligatory rehashing of the Oh Noes! London Scandal) he reported on Romney's visit to the Wailing Wall.

First he said Mitt left a "note" in it. I reminded him that most people call it a prayer.

Then he said Mitt was in "silent contemplation" while placing his and on the wall. I reminded him that most people call that praying.

THEN he said that someone yelled at Mitt "Release your tax returns!" I have seen no other report of this, and think that perhaps Zeke is hearing things. I told him it was sure to be on the raw video that the CBS reporter had informed us was available to all.

Funny, I never got an answer to that.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 29, 2012 06:53 PM (GoIUi)

89 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2012 07:02 PM (6o4Fb)

90 God bless ya, steevy!

Posted by: just another dave at July 29, 2012 07:20 PM (Acyax)

91 Romney once passed gas in a crowded elevator; denied it.

Posted by: Northern lurker at July 29, 2012 07:23 PM (IDUQI)

92
Romney once passed gas in a crowded elevator; denied it.

Posted by: Northern lurker at July 29, 2012 07:23 PM (IDUQI)

Blamed it on Ann..

Posted by: YIKES! at July 29, 2012 07:26 PM (0xil9)

93 Romney once passed gas in a crowded elevator; denied it.

Posted by: Northern lurker at July 29, 2012 07:23 PM (IDUQI)

Blamed it on Ann..

Nope, he blamed it on Seamus.

Fortunately, that caused Obama to lose his appetite.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 29, 2012 08:03 PM (J5tI6)

94
Zeke Miller: Yale 2011 BA

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