Chris Matthews' Son Meets JFK's Nephew's Daughter on Set of Aaron Sorkin's Liberal Porno "The Newsroom;" Now They're Dating
This is just such an awful story in so many ways, including that the girl -- daughter of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. -- is named "Kick."
Only someone that rich could be named "Kick." But given Chris Matthews' leg tingle for JFK -- a tingle only exceeded by his tingle for Obama -- how raging is his marriage-boner right now? You have to figure he's pretty much begging his son to marry him into the Kennedy family. Let's hope it doesn't work out.Comments
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at July 16, 2012 05:53 PM (s/M75)
Or both or something.
Posted by: Greg Toombs at July 16, 2012 05:53 PM (MaHLM)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at July 16, 2012 05:53 PM (s/M75)
Posted by: Horatio Caine at July 16, 2012 05:54 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 05:54 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 05:54 PM (QIwAo)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at July 16, 2012 05:55 PM (s/M75)
Posted by: Kick at July 16, 2012 05:55 PM (GkwjL)
Posted by: DKSchrute at July 16, 2012 05:55 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 05:55 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Craig Poe at July 16, 2012 05:56 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 05:56 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 05:56 PM (bb5Xq)
Posted by: DKSchrute at July 16, 2012 05:55 PM (ggRof)
They have to be drowned to count...
Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 05:56 PM (GkwjL)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 05:57 PM (9Q7Nu)
Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 05:57 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at July 16, 2012 05:58 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 05:58 PM (GkwjL)
Not the world's biggest Zooey fan, to be honest. Her sister's much better
Posted by: The Q at July 16, 2012 05:58 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 05:58 PM (MMC8r)
A Kennedy hoedown and drunkfest may be just the thing MSNBC needs to cancel his contract.
Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2012 05:58 PM (02fNe)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 05:59 PM (g+kWD)
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 05:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 16, 2012 05:59 PM (lUfqR)
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 05:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at July 16, 2012 06:00 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 06:00 PM (j1gX1)
I refuse to watch "The Newsroom".
I'm sure it would piss me off....and there are already enough things pissing me off.
Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 06:00 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: Finn McCool at July 16, 2012 06:00 PM (R/8dI)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 16, 2012 06:01 PM (9eDbm)
It's probably just a family nickname....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 16, 2012 06:01 PM (P6H+d)
I dunno. Some of those Kennedy women look an awful lot like male crossdressers, what with the big bones, Adam's apples, and all.
So if he goes for a Kennedy woman, does that still qualify him as straight?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2012 06:01 PM (HAnzX)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 16, 2012 06:01 PM (lUfqR)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 06:02 PM (g+kWD)
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 06:02 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Punch and Claw Kennedy at July 16, 2012 06:02 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 16, 2012 06:02 PM (QxSug)
During her studies, she reportedly
sought advice on how to break into Hollywood from her father's new
girlfriend Cheryl Hines, who stars in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Ya cant' make this stuff up...
Posted by: Mark X at July 16, 2012 06:02 PM (BKt8g)
I refuse to watch "The Newsroom".
I'm sure it would piss me off....and there are already enough things pissing me off.
Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 06:00 PM (MbB0O)
Rush did a great put-down of it on his show today. He liken it to "West Wing" with Sorkin trying to re-write history and Daniels commenting that right wing commentators should have to register like sex offenders.
Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (GkwjL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (lUfqR)
Today's celebrity deathdays:JFK Jr. ("rating schmating... I can fly at night without a visible horizon!")Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy ("thanks a lot, Mr. Confidence -- I always wanted to see the sea floor up close")Lauren Bessette ("yeah, you're a real Chuck Yeager there, Junior - did your Uncle Ted teach you how to fly?")Via: http://minx.cc/?blog=86post=331014#c19003603
Posted by: Dave C at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (WcHnO)
Posted by: Rich K at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (X4l3T)
Posted by: Chris Dodd at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Soona at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (KQuZj)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (hvwLi)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at July 16, 2012 06:04 PM (C2//T)
Seriously, I think it was mentioned in one of the NYC tabloids that he's already removed her carcass from their area. You know, now that the funeral is over and he no longer has to pretend to give a shit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2012 06:04 PM (HAnzX)
From this Monday's morning thread:
Today's
celebrity deathdays:
JFK Jr. ("rating schmating... I can fly at night
without a visible horizon!")
Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy ("thanks a lot, Mr.
Confidence -- I always wanted to see the sea floor up close")
Lauren
Bessette ("yeah, you're a real Chuck Yeager there, Junior - did your
Uncle Ted teach you how to fly?")
Via:
http://minx.cc/?blog=86post=331014#c19003603
Now with better formatting
Posted by: Dave C at July 16, 2012 06:04 PM (WcHnO)
"Ask not what your country can do for you" has been replaced by Julia.
Posted by: sandy burger at July 16, 2012 06:04 PM (6ClcK)
Posted by: Ahnold at July 16, 2012 06:04 PM (g+kWD)
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 06:04 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 06:05 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 16, 2012 06:05 PM (lUfqR)
I get a kick out of hearing stories about the revival of Camel Lot. It's time to "brick" that Kennedy camel.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 16, 2012 06:05 PM (hvwLi)
In a hard-hitting statement to Mail Online, the National Federation of Independent Businesses (NFIB) said: 'What a disappointment to hear President Obama's revealing comments challenging the significance of America's entrepreneurs.
'His unfortunate remarks over the weekend show an utter lack of understanding and appreciation for the people who take a huge personal risk and work endless hours to start a business and create jobs.'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk
Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 06:05 PM (GkwjL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2012 06:06 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2012 06:06 PM (HAnzX)
Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 06:06 PM (cHeYs)
Posted by: Thomas Matthews at July 16, 2012 06:07 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 06:07 PM (YdQQY)
And he was the BEST of the Kennedy boys
Posted by: The Q at July 16, 2012 06:07 PM (B/yDO)
Posted by: Excitable Andi, OBGYN at July 16, 2012 06:08 PM (WcHnO)
Hard to argue with that, actually.
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 06:05 PM (QKKT0)
Excellent.
Posted by: ErikW at July 16, 2012 06:08 PM (O0YFa)
Not the world's biggest Zooey fan, to be honest<<<<
Why would you be? Fucking homely, untalented hipster shitneck.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 06:09 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 16, 2012 06:09 PM (lUfqR)
Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2012 06:09 PM (jm/9g)
Patricia Bowman still regrets the night she spent time with William Kennedy Smith. The famous "blue blob" who was forcibly diddled by Willie on the Kennedy compound by the pool on Palm Beach. Ted testified he didn't hear anything, but his bedroom was 20 feet from the pool.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 16, 2012 06:10 PM (hvwLi)
Hard to argue with that, actually.
Too early to say you win the Internets for the day?
Posted by: Dave C at July 16, 2012 06:10 PM (WcHnO)
Posted by: Louis XVI at July 16, 2012 06:10 PM (36Ped)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 06:10 PM (g+kWD)
I thought "acting" and "politics" were synonyms? Huh. Learn something new every day.
Of course I knew Chris Matthews was a blithering, drooling, pinheaded hack already. I learned that several thousand days ago.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 16, 2012 06:11 PM (eHIJJ)
Oh, those rakish Dems:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/romneys-new-foe-batmans-bane/article/2502274
Romney's new foe: Batman's 'Bane'This summer's much-anticiapted Hollywood blockbuster, "The Dark Knight Rises,"
is getting an unusual boost from Democrats and other foes of Mitt
Romney who are eager to tie the Gotham crushing villain to the GOP
presidential candidate. Their angle: the mask-wearing, "Venom" gas
breathing bad guy has a name that sounds just like Romney's former
investment firm that President Obama has been blasting as a jobs killer.
"Bane" is the terrorist in the new movie
who drives the caped crusader out of semi-retirement in the final Batman
movie. Democrats, who believe they have Romney on the ropes over the
president's assault on his leadership at Bain Capital, said the
comparisons are too rich to ignore.
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 06:11 PM (MMC8r)
39...Rush did a great put-down of it on his show today. He liken it to "West Wing" with Sorkin trying to re-write history and Daniels commenting that right wing commentators should have to register like sex offenders.
Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (GkwjL)
Good for Rush.
You know....the Left still likes to rail about McCarthy and how Hollywood blackballed communists for a while.
That whole period only spanned a few years.
Whereas......Hollywood has now been persecuting conservatives for over 3 decades.
As well as spewing forth anti-conservative propaganda and lies, in nearly everything they do.
Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 06:11 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 16, 2012 06:09 PM (lUfqR)
-------------------------------------------------
Silly commoner. It's a Cape Cod thing. *chortle*
Posted by: Soona at July 16, 2012 06:12 PM (KQuZj)
No. Actually she hails from a town about 10 miles south of there, called Whoreville.
Posted by: Mitt at July 16, 2012 06:12 PM (SwjAj)
Indeed. While taking the bar exam too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2012 06:12 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2012 06:12 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 16, 2012 06:13 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: angler at July 16, 2012 06:13 PM (SwjAj)
Did you see the giant foreheads on these two Fetal Alcohol Syndrome mongoloids?
Their senior pictures had to be shot in fucking Cinema-Scope. I can't wait to see what twisted sideshow fuck trophies the combination of all those damaged chromosomes will produce.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 06:13 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 16, 2012 06:13 PM (hvwLi)
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 16, 2012 06:14 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2012 06:14 PM (lZBBB)
Named after local-guy-done-good Whoreville Redenbacher.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2012 06:14 PM (g+kWD)
Have any Kennedy's been arrested for driving under the influence yet this week? Oh, well. It's only Monday, give it a couple more days.
Quit being so judgmental! All that inbreeding has resulted in rampant seizure disorders that happen while driving. True story. Oh, and ambien. And alcohol...
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2012 06:15 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:15 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: reason at July 16, 2012 06:15 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 06:15 PM (QKKT0)
http://is.gd/txqfU7
Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 06:16 PM (YdQQY)
On a sad note, if they get married they are sure to die in some type of fiery crash. JFK's dad made a deal with the devil, 1 presidency in exchange for generations of tragedy.
Posted by: El Dictator Barack at July 16, 2012 06:17 PM (Y+wkX)
Named after local-guy-done-good Whoreville Redenbacher.
Who would never have created his popcorn empire without help from the Government!
Posted by: Barakhenaten I at July 16, 2012 06:17 PM (cHeYs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:17 PM (PHI4f)
Speaking of which, has the White House announced when the totally spontaneous Occupy movement is going to start again?
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 06:18 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: nickles"
One of the funniest things I ever found on the internet was a video of some Scandinavian man who wanted to fully participate in the parenthood of his baby. So he tried to lactate by stimulating his nipples with a breast pump. Poor guy, all he got for his work was a couple drops of breast milk and sore nipples.
Liberalism and socialism truly are a danger to mankind.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2012 06:18 PM (HAnzX)
LOL, one of the comments from the DM site (could have been written by a moron!:
"You have got to be kidding me. Chris Matthews has FINALLY hit the pinnacle of
his life by having his son date a Kennedy. Oh the things he must be doing to
himself underneath his desk at the thought of it."
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2012 06:19 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:17 PM (PHI4f)
I wonder why dingy didn't bring it to a vote when he had 60 commies in the Senate? I suspect that the Dems did not want to own it.
Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 06:19 PM (YdQQY)
..."Kick"?
Maybe it's misspelled....and should really be "Keck".
'Keck'....which means:
1) toretch; be nauseated. 2) to feel or show disgust or strong dislike.
Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 06:19 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 06:19 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2012 06:19 PM (WGmy2)
Why, if it weren't for Government-Issued Roads, that poor guy would have spent his entire life sitting in an empty factory, waiting for the corn to show up.
Posted by: reason at July 16, 2012 06:19 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: sifty at July 16, 2012 06:19 PM (p39GY)
___
Yes please leave the nicknames of the Privileged Class to your betters, now run along and fetch me a pool boy.
Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2012 06:20 PM (jm/9g)
@88,
What'd I say? Look at the pictures at the link. Those two positively reek of CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM.
Not their fault, mind you. They're just two shitapples off the old shit trees.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 06:20 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 16, 2012 06:20 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 06:21 PM (j1gX1)
Which of those Kennedy losers was the one driving
over lawns at 3 a.m. trying to get to the Capitol for a vote? It's like
trying to keep track of the Walton kids, if the Walton kids were all
drunken parasitic reprobates.
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 06:19 PM (QKKT0)
It was Patches Kennedy!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 16, 2012 06:21 PM (hvwLi)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 06:21 PM (FcR7P)
Chris introduced his son to GHB saying it was an old tradition amongst television journalists and a favorite of JFK.
Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2012 06:21 PM (02fNe)
Will Matthews' son be taking the Kennedy name after the wedding
LOL! I can see Tingles slobbering now!
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2012 06:22 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 16, 2012 06:21 PM (hvwLi)
He was the one who hit the street sweeper wasn't he. And the DC police whisked him away before anyone could give him a breath-a-lizer.
Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 06:22 PM (YdQQY)
Vic, you are probably right. The Dems want to a lot of things but never want to be responsible for their actions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:23 PM (PHI4f)
Your best posts are like neutron stars of mockery.
Posted by: reason at July 16, 2012 06:23 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 16, 2012 06:24 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (PHI4f)
I thought his nickname was "Ruts." Ruts Kennedy.
Posted by: reason at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (CGjum)
Or someone with a 14-year-old illiterate mother. Meh.
>>I'm not praising JFK, who was a sleaze-bag, but it's worth noting that
the militantly anti-communist JFK could never get nominated in today's
radical left dominated Democrat party.
Of course not. His wife rode horses. O_O
Posted by: HeatherRadish finally has a beer at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (hO8IJ)
Starbucks may have to finish a network infrastructure upgrade, as well.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (FcR7P)
"Kick" was also the nickname of the oldest sister of JFK and RFK.
She died in a plane crash in the 1940s, not that long after Joe Jr. died.
Pretty sad story, actually.
Another line of merriment might be in order.
Posted by: NCC at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (lDsmT)
Syrian lobby groups in Washington, who only a few weeks ago were expressing hope that the Obama administration might give a green light to the supply of anti-tank and anti-aircraft missiles, said they had now been forced to “take a reality pill” by the US government.
The Telegraph understands that the Syrian Support Group (SSG), the political wing of the Free Syrian Army (FSA), recently presented American officials with a document requesting 1,000 RPG-29 anti-tank missiles, 500 SAM-7 rockets, 750 23mm machine guns as well as body armour and secure satellite phones. They also asked for $6m to pay rebel fighters as they battle the regime. All their requests were rejected.
“Basically the message is very clear; nothing is going to happen until after the election, in fact nothing will happen until after inauguration [Jan 2013]. And that is the same message coming from everyone, including the Turks and the Qataris,” said a Washington lobbyist for the group
seems to be obama's mantra: I'll have more flexibility after the election. Be worried, be very worried.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (j1gX1)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at July 16, 2012 06:26 PM (s/M75)
When it gets played at the Superbowl I'll buy you a Rolling Rock.
Posted by: sifty at July 16, 2012 06:26 PM (p39GY)
He was the one who hit the street sweeper wasn't he.
And the DC police whisked him away before anyone could give him a
breath-a-lizer.
Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 06:22 PM (YdQQY)
If memory serves me, he claimed Congressional privilege to not be impeded from travel because he was transiting to vote on the floor. It's an old statute, and permits the alcoholic from blowing and spending the night at the graybar hotel.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 16, 2012 06:26 PM (hvwLi)
Dude, sorry to say kennedy women are some of the scariest broads Ive
ever seen.Marry at the risk of blindness and insanity,Caroline the
exception noted of course.
Posted by: Rich K at July 16, 2012 06:03 PM (X4l3T)
Really? You think Caroline is attractive in any way?
I wonder how many of you I should stay away from.
Posted by: Full Pint at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (7g1yh)
He was the one who hit the street sweeper wasn't he. And the DC police whisked him away before anyone could give him a breath-a-lizer.
I hate to be so petty, but I think you meant to type "And the D.C. paralegals whisked him away before anyone could give him aninhalator". I just hate for you to sound so ignorant.
Posted by: Precedent Oblahblah at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (WGmy2)
Posted by: sifty at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (p39GY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (PHI4f)
True that.
I don't think their particular brand of "low-flush" toilets are meant to handle the type of throughput an #occupy rally can churn out.
Hopefully there will be a cop car parked outside, just in case.
Posted by: reason at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (CGjum)
No shit.
Posted by: Whatsisname Cuomo at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (HAnzX)
Posted by: condescending, two-faced lefties at July 16, 2012 06:28 PM (nEUpB)
OTOH, how in the heck did Chris Matthews end up with such a normal-looking wife? She's quite lovely.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 16, 2012 06:28 PM (P6H+d)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at July 16, 2012 06:28 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 16, 2012 06:28 PM (nEUpB)
Dougiehas already scheduled training time for Kick's new beau so he understands the proper way to physically abuse hospital personnel when the time comes.
Posted by: kallisto at July 16, 2012 06:29 PM (jm/9g)
"Environmental Lawyer." Sounds so respectable.
I had some dealings with Robert Kennedy's environmental bullshit a few years ago. Their MO is to extort attorneys fees and injunctions from property owners for violating the Clean Water Act. Since the EPA considers the Clean Water Act to apply even to dry arroyos, any filling of ditches while developing the property brings a big fat federal lawsuit.
My clients had to give up their project after being sued by these jackals.
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 06:29 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 16, 2012 06:29 PM (hvwLi)
They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace,
be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of
their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same;
and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be
questioned in any other Place.
But if I recall that episode it was like 3 in the morning. So claiming that exception was a stretch.
Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 06:29 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 06:21 PM (FcR7P)
-----------------------------------------------
You just know Chrissy has already sent that email to his son.
Posted by: Soona at July 16, 2012 06:29 PM (KQuZj)
I should put money where mouth is and go work for his campaign. This state maybe be safely Republican but it never hurts to make sure.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:29 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: reason at July 16, 2012 06:30 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: reason at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (CGjum)
Suitable sub for a Port-A-John for the OWS crowd
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (vbh31)
Patricia Bowman still regrets the night she spent time with William Kennedy Smith. "
She got off easy.
Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (HAnzX)
Posted by: nickless at July 16, 2012 06:02 PM (MMC8r)
It's totally plausible. Chrissie has some class A hooters, and I bet he wears breast shields on air.
Posted by: runningrn at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (WGmy2)
I mean, sure, Tom there has a forehead like a billboard advertising treatment for Ariprazole overdoses, and Kick there looks exactly like a clumsily airbrushed plastic mannequin, except that mannequins don't have one arm two inches longer than the other, but I personally wouldn't pin $50,000 to their shirts and send them to Detroit to look for a car, except maybe with a reality show camera crew following them.
I do have to concede that Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a pretty good guess, or, in journalism-talk, "confirmed by multiple independent witnesses."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (bxiXv)
Kick To the Curb Kennedy. Catchy.
Posted by: Hepcat at July 16, 2012 06:32 PM (frbyY)
Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2012 06:32 PM (YdQQY)
"Hines, who struck up a relationship with Kennedy before his second wife Mary hanged herself in May"
Posted by: Albie Damned at July 16, 2012 06:33 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: reason at July 16, 2012 06:33 PM (CGjum)
The old goat was openly screwing me, and St. Rose didn't dare say a word.
Posted by: Gloria Swanson at July 16, 2012 06:34 PM (HAnzX)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 16, 2012 06:34 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at July 16, 2012 06:34 PM (s/M75)
Candidacies of 12 people running for Hinds County Election Commission
remain in limbo today after supervisors again would not certify them.
In
question is whether three of them — incumbent District 2 Commissioner
Bobbie Graves, District 5 candidate Blonda Mack, and District 1
candidate Ineva Pittman — can be on the ballot in November because they
didn’t meet legal requirements for being certified as candidates.Supervisors
told Chancery Clerk Eddie Jean Carr today, as they told her July 2,
that they won’t certify the entire list of candidates pending an opinion
from the attorney general's office on whether the three can run despite
not meeting legal qualifications
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:34 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 06:35 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at July 16, 2012 06:36 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2012 06:36 PM (02fNe)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 16, 2012 06:37 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:37 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2012 06:40 PM (j1gX1)
radical left dominated Democrat party.
He would be running to the right of some of our candidates.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 16, 2012 06:40 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: sifty at July 16, 2012 06:40 PM (p39GY)
Posted by: Harrison J. Bounel at July 16, 2012 06:49 PM (TWn4N)
Later.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 06:35 PM (JDIKC)
I'm thinking around 2337 AD. Maybe 2338.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2012 06:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: museisluse at July 16, 2012 06:53 PM (kwvp5)
Posted by: Beau "my father is the smart one' Biden at July 16, 2012 07:00 PM (c9Ivb)
Posted by: Harrison J. Bounel
So we can expect to see someone left to die in the back of a Big Wheel?
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 16, 2012 07:01 PM (c9Ivb)
Perfect wedding gift: Coupons for the Betty Ford Center redeemable at any time.
Posted by: Redd at July 16, 2012 07:02 PM (suLy7)
Posted by: museisluse at July 16, 2012 07:02 PM (kwvp5)
Posted by: Redd at July 16, 2012 07:04 PM (suLy7)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 16, 2012 07:23 PM (JKNDp)
I disagree. I hope things do work out, because misery loves company, and I don't want any of them to feel alone.
Posted by: Mr_Write at July 16, 2012 07:24 PM (VJUQK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2012 07:26 PM (g099p)
I'm glad you qualified that.
Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 07:28 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: mongo78 at July 16, 2012 07:32 PM (2b46R)
I have this vision of Matthews at the Wedding actually searching for a Kennedy he recognizes, and realizing --- They're all gone.
The only thing better would be if "Kick" is the black sheep who has no claim on the estate and is just a drain on what remains of the dynasty.
It's about then the tingle turns to a trickle.
Posted by: Another Jim in Texas at July 16, 2012 07:41 PM (TJsZB)
Posted by: shibumi at July 16, 2012 07:54 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: Mike G. at July 16, 2012 08:09 PM (SiSXi)
Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at July 16, 2012 08:33 PM (vt8fq)
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2012 08:47 PM (6o4Fb)
I'm not sure if she or Joe Jr. died first, but the two did seem to start a macabre family tradition.
Posted by: Ag80 at July 16, 2012 09:48 PM (+VsB8)
The one that Joe didn't give a frontal lobotomy to.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 16, 2012 10:10 PM (aqfuo)
"I have this vision of Matthews at the Wedding actually searching for a Kennedy he recognizes, and realizing --- They're all gone."
If they hold off the wedding until next June, Michael "Wedge" Skakel might be able to make it. His parole hearing is April 3, 2013.
Posted by: 66chevelle at July 16, 2012 11:13 PM (QjSgY)
Not trying to blow smoke, but I was in a hardware store a couple of hours ago (Tokyo) and I overheard the hammers saying they wished they could slice like you.
Posted by: bob at July 16, 2012 11:14 PM (GraKq)
Anybody unlucky enough to be born a Kennedy has my condolences. That family's so dysfunctional, they're like Wuthering Heights with smileyfaces.
Posted by: S. Banshee at July 17, 2012 09:06 PM (fGqjI)
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