Anthony Weiner Considering Run For Mayor
@benk84 suggests the campaign slogan: "Working So F***in' Hard for You."
Weiner, the Post reported, still has a $4.5 million war chest and wants to run for office again soon before the public match on his campaign funds expire after the 2013 election. His preference would be for mayor though is also open to the post of public advocate, the newspaper said. “I’ve heard he is seriously thinking about getting into a citywide race in 2013 and would like it to be mayor,” a source with “ties to Weiner” told the Post. “In his mind, he’s trying to figure out how to run for mayor.”The theory they have is that maybe he can't run for mayor, but he could win a lesser office, like public advocate. He's begun using FaceBook again, so you know he's horny, and thus needs some kind of an erective position. I mean, elective position.
1 Weiner's Re-Erection?
Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 01:42 PM (MbB0O)
2 The Twitterverse's shit just got real.
Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (VndSC)
3 He's begun using FaceBook again, so you know he's horny, and thus needs some kind of an erective position. I mean, elective position.
I think you mean "erective position"
Posted by: runningrn tapping into her Asian roots at July 16, 2012 01:43 PM (WGmy2)
4 Anthony Weiner: Not afraid to pull an all-nighter for you.
Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2012 01:44 PM (/ZZCn)
5 He's sticking his dick in the ring.
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 01:44 PM (QKKT0)
6 Auto collect did you long, Ace!
Posted by: runningrn tapping into her Asian roots at July 16, 2012 01:44 PM (WGmy2)
7 I'll stand up for you.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 16, 2012 01:44 PM (QKKT0)
8 The Weiner also rises
Posted by: Yip in Texas at July 16, 2012 01:45 PM (Mrdk1)
9 Hizzboner Anthony Weiner.
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 01:45 PM (QKKT0)
Weiner 2013 - What Did You Expect? I'm A Democrat.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 01:45 PM (FcR7P)
11 Well if that's the case, the MFM will comply and serve him up lots of softballs...
Posted by: runningrn tapping into her Asian roots at July 16, 2012 01:46 PM (WGmy2)
12 Let Me Put My Leadership In You.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 01:46 PM (z7X0E)
13 This seems like some kind of money thing. He can't possibly really think he'll win. But he can pay expenses out of the war chest.
Like $1500 a night hookers.
Posted by: Golan Globus at July 16, 2012 01:46 PM (7vSU0)
14 Weiner for Mayor. I've never screwed Huma and I won't screw you.
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 01:47 PM (QKKT0)
15 Hizzoner, He's on her--tomato, tomahtoh.
Posted by: runningrn tapping into her Asian roots at July 16, 2012 01:47 PM (WGmy2)
16 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 16, 2012 01:48 PM (8y9MW)
17 ....Because NYC isn't already boned enough.
Posted by: wheatie at July 16, 2012 01:48 PM (MbB0O)
Weiner 2013 - Shame Doesn't Pay The Bills
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 01:48 PM (FcR7P)
19 Anthony Weiner: Supersize me!
Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2012 01:48 PM (/ZZCn)
20 I don't know why, but "ties to Weiner" made me splorf yogurt.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 16, 2012 01:49 PM (ZKzrr)
Weiner for Mayor: He'll be Hard On Crime
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2012 01:49 PM (kdS6q)
22 Could he really be any worse than Bloomberg?
Posted by: SH at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (gmeXX)
23 Weiner 2013 - Vote For Me Or It's Dick Pics To Your Kids
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (bb5Xq)
24 Weiner's attempt to re-erect his now flaccid political career is doomed, as he'll experience a premature climax in support, but followed by major shrinkage and a disappointing ending for his consorts.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (hyRD4)
25 Anthony Weiner: At least he didn't hire a prostitute!
Anthony Weiner: Because Parker/Weiner wouldn't sell advertisements!
Weiner/Spitzer 2016 it is then.
Posted by: Matt S. at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (moRRg)
26 Honestly? It can't get any worse than Bloomberg.
He has turned NYC into a DisneyLand wannabe, complete with jack-booted thugs enforcing morality laws and out-of-control cops stealing each other's weapons to sell on the street.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (nEUpB)
27 One of Weiner's official mayoral duties will be presiding over Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. LOL
Posted by: runningrn tapping into her Asian roots at July 16, 2012 01:50 PM (WGmy2)
28 Oh, and don't forget, the John Edwards case made it clear that strange is a perfectly legal campaign expense.
Posted by: Golan Globus at July 16, 2012 01:51 PM (7vSU0)
29 You can't stop liberals from doing stupid things like electing grifters. You can try and localize the damage of said stupidity. F*king up some moonbat city is a good job for Weiner, because apparently you can never have too many cautionary tales.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 16, 2012 01:51 PM (0q2P7)
who would admit to having "ties with Weiner?"
Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:51 PM (9Q7Nu)
31 When he gets that phone call at 3:00 AM... well, it's probably either a booty call, or just morning wood. Either way, he's ready for action.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 16, 2012 01:51 PM (Jdtsu)
32 There needs to be a twitter hashtag for Weiner's campaign slogans!
Posted by: EP at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (T0FzQ)
33 Weiner for Mayor: because some dicks are just too hard to keep down
Posted by: Barky O'BeenDoin', Preznint De Luxe at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (Hw3Gh)
34 Anthony Weiner: Hammering The Issues Like He Hammered The Identifying Curve Out Of His Dick.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (z7X0E)
35 He has turned NYC into a DisneyLand wannabe, complete with jack-booted
thugs enforcing morality laws and out-of-control cops stealing each
other's weapons to sell on the street.
Wait. You can buy stolen weapons at Disneyland?
Posted by: Cicero at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (QKKT0)
36 Wiener digs in with relish.
Posted by: runningrn tapping into her Asian roots at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (WGmy2)
37 What we need is a Weiner in city hall, to replace the dick.
Posted by: Paladin at July 16, 2012 01:52 PM (LTquJ)
38 Anthony Weiner: Ready to do some damage.
Posted by: EP at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (T0FzQ)
Weiner 2013 - Single-Handedly!
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (FcR7P)
What about Bloomberg, not running again?
Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (9Q7Nu)
41 I wonder if Neal will be his campaign manager.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (Y7XKa)
42 He's one of us.
Posted by: Oscar Meyer at July 16, 2012 01:53 PM (+4zf0)
Weiner vs Baldwin for NYC Gauleiter. Excellent, think of the debates. A penis exposing windbag against a verbally abusive screamer. Geez, wind em up before the debate by sending a twitter request to Weiner for a pic (from a 40 year old man pretending to be a 16 year old girl) and with Baldwin just try to take his picture while asking him about yoga class.
It would get the best ratings evah!
Posted by: scr_north at July 16, 2012 01:54 PM (7VuUf)
44 This announcement just screams for a Weiner Roast.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 16, 2012 01:54 PM (8y9MW)
45 He's excited about getting a chance to work hard for NYC.
Posted by: Higgs at July 16, 2012 01:55 PM (RD7QR)
"erective position" ... ahhh, the North Korean pronunciation.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 16, 2012 01:55 PM (hoRlu)
47 Weiner. The joke that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Soona at July 16, 2012 01:56 PM (KQuZj)
48 When the Sandusky trial got going, Wiener probably figured he's WAY less despicable than Jerry, so he should run for Mayor of NYC.
Posted by: Kortezzi at July 16, 2012 01:56 PM (Q44xn)
49 English physicist sock off.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 16, 2012 01:56 PM (RD7QR)
BTW - Weiner came second in the 2005 democratic mayoral primary, almost forcing a run-off, but withdrew instead.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2012 01:56 PM (kdS6q)
51 S'cuse me why I whip this out...
Posted by: Antnee Weener does the 100 greatest movie quotes at July 16, 2012 01:58 PM (eavT+)
52 Vote Anthony Weiner: When corndogs just won't do.
Posted by: Soona at July 16, 2012 01:58 PM (KQuZj)
53 >>>but withdrew instead.
I guess there's a first time for everything.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 16, 2012 01:59 PM (0q2P7)
54 Why do we even vote for guys whose junk is not on the Internet?
Posted by: spongeworthy at July 16, 2012 01:59 PM (r5w1L)
55 Weiner 2013: You can't keep a good man down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2012 01:59 PM (BAS5M)
56 Because when that call comes in at 3 AM...it's only midnight in Seattle. Weiner for Mayor.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 16, 2012 02:00 PM (C3KwS)
The Package You Know.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 16, 2012 02:01 PM (0q2P7)
58 Weiner 2013: He'll rise to any occasion.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2012 02:02 PM (BAS5M)
59 2012: A leaner, meaner weiner
Posted by: Infidelswine at July 16, 2012 02:03 PM (eIDcI)
60 Weiner for Mayor: I've shown you everything I've got
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2012 02:04 PM (1Jaio)
61 My wiener has a first name, its M-A-Y-O-R
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2012 02:04 PM (r4wIV)
62 "You can't keep a good man down."
Posted by: Cricket at July 16, 2012 02:05 PM (DrC22)
63 "Let's roll"
Posted by: Cricket at July 16, 2012 02:05 PM (DrC22)
64 Pubic Advocate
Posted by: Mick McMick at July 16, 2012 02:07 PM (FHlAi)
65 "Wiener Rising"
Posted by: Cricket at July 16, 2012 02:08 PM (DrC22)
66 Weiner: Sticking it to the other guys.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2012 02:09 PM (BAS5M)
67 Him and what army?
Why Dick Armey of course.
Posted by: Mick McMick at July 16, 2012 02:09 PM (FHlAi)
68 You won't be allowed to tweet your junk if it's more than 6 inches.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 16, 2012 02:09 PM (T0NGe)
69 The dick don't fit, it wants to spit.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 16, 2012 02:09 PM (KZI7g)
70 "Weiner: Top Dog"
Posted by: Cricket at July 16, 2012 02:10 PM (DrC22)
71 Just what NYC needs, another prick running for mayor.
Posted by: Mick McMick at July 16, 2012 02:10 PM (FHlAi)
72 He's got my vote...unless I go with Baldwin.
Posted by: NYC Voters at July 16, 2012 02:11 PM (aS5TC)
73 You know what they say about a pig in a poke.
Posted by: Mick McMick at July 16, 2012 02:11 PM (FHlAi)
74 Electoral Dysfunction.
Posted by: Mick McMick at July 16, 2012 02:12 PM (FHlAi)
75 If he wins, we can call him Master Bates.
Posted by: Mick McMick at July 16, 2012 02:12 PM (FHlAi)
76 He'll never cut the mustard.
Posted by: seamrog at July 16, 2012 02:14 PM (jFuhb)
77 It's disgusting that this guy can still have a career. If you're a Democrat, "shame" and "honor" are just entries to pad out the dictionary.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2012 02:16 PM (i0App)
78 The Nathan's Hot-dog eating contest will never be the same.
Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at July 16, 2012 02:17 PM (MEek6)
79 It'll take a Weiner to replace a Dick (Bloomberg).
Posted by: SCFOAMF rulz at July 16, 2012 02:17 PM (3oPjL)
80 "... but withdrew instead...."
The name is Curtis. Curtis Interruptus.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 16, 2012 02:52 PM (Jdtsu)
81 The big news should be that he is allowed to keep the $4.5M in the first place. They will make Joe Paterno's family give back $Millions, or at least try. Yet, somehow a politician can keep all his money. (Remember, there were allegations Weiner texted an underage girl explicit photos.) And does $4.5M put you in the 1%???
Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 16, 2012 03:06 PM (71LDo)
82 Weiner/Sandusky in 2013!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 16, 2012 03:14 PM (iAUf+)
83 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2012 08:52 PM (6o4Fb)
84 What is really sad is that Weiner is less of a dick than New York's current mayor
Posted by: phreshone at July 16, 2012 10:09 PM (mN5bJ)
You know this little prick's problem with his Facebook photos is that --he's always "in your face"--or at least wants to be.
But I agree with phreshone #84 that Weiner is less of an asshole than Bloomberg.
Posted by: Thanks But No Thanks at July 16, 2012 11:36 PM (oe1aw)
86 I'm up for the challenge.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 02:04 AM (j/ICB)
87 The people of New York want a mayor that just hammers away at problems until they're satisfied.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 02:08 AM (j/ICB)
88 Regardless of what you read, my campaign will continue to plunge forward.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 02:10 AM (j/ICB)
89 >> 76
He'll never cut the mustard.
Not only can I cut the mustard, I'll fill the bun.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 02:11 AM (j/ICB)
90 Let me just say that Anthony's truthfulness can only be matched by my integrity.
Posted by: Will Folks at July 17, 2012 02:15 AM (j/ICB)
91 With regard to Gennette Cordova, let me just say that...
Wait a minute...what was I saying?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 02:19 AM (j/ICB)
92 While serving in the House of Representatives, I was never asked about controlling inflation.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 02:29 AM (j/ICB)
93 My passion for governance is well-known.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 02:30 AM (j/ICB)
94 There's a part of me that I love to share with my constituents.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 02:34 AM (j/ICB)
95 I've always liked the color purple, particularly in jackets with hoods.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 03:01 AM (j/ICB)
96 As mayor, I will provide a level of responsiveness that may surprise you.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 17, 2012 03:05 AM (j/ICB)
97 We all need to help push Wiener into office.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 17, 2012 09:48 AM (j/ICB)
Posted by: Münchausen Anger at July 18, 2012 05:13 PM (7+pP9)
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