Andrea Mitchell Carries Obama's Water, But Loses About Three Quarters Of It On Her Bumbling Way

The RNC is pushing its own Outsourcing site -- noting, for example, that that $500 million for Fisker electric cars went to Finland, to employ Finnish workers.

Poor Andrea Mitchell was inadequately briefed by the White House on what Talking Points she should offer. Sununnu chuckles at her by the end:


Sununu: [laughing] You're struggling, Andrea. You're struggling.

Thanks to JackStraw.

Posted by: Ace at 03:24 PM



Comments

1 1

Posted by: RioBravo at July 10, 2012 03:26 PM (eEfYn)

2
As goes Obama, so goes NBC.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:26 PM (OgiBc)

3 Sununu is full of Win. It's almost unfair to put a dumbass like Andrea Mitchell up against him.

Posted by: rockmom at July 10, 2012 03:26 PM (NYnoe)

4 Under my plan,Fisking will necessarily skyrocket.

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (I27d2)

5 How do we not crush these fools every time we talk to them? These clips need to be an everday occurance until they stop inviting us on the shows.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (X/+QT)

6 Great job, Andrea.

Posted by: George Lackoff at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (85Ks6)

7
NBC, (or GE), will rue the day they hitched their wagon to Obama.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (OgiBc)

8 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (evdj2)

9 And it looks like that RNC website rollout is a roaring success! GREAT job by the RNC, this is what I want them spending their millions on.

Posted by: rockmom at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (NYnoe)

10 The good part about Sununu: He's a really smart guy.

The bad part: David Souter.

Posted by: joncelli at July 10, 2012 03:28 PM (CWlPF)

11
Long live Prince Reebus!

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:28 PM (OgiBc)

12 Andrea Mitchell is proof positive that stupid doesn't get better with age

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2012 03:28 PM (05RcU)

13 Jeeze, leave it to the Stupid Party™ to once again not only leave a dagger on the table but manage to step on it.

OUTSOURCING DOES NOT EQUAL OFFSHORING, ASSHOLES!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2012 03:28 PM (sClIO)

14 11


Long live Prince Reebus!

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:28 PM (OgiBc)

You mean Rice Prius?

Posted by: joncelli at July 10, 2012 03:29 PM (CWlPF)

15 Bumbles McCroneVulture?

She's such a moron.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2012 03:29 PM (115KO)

16 Star Khan Reince Priebus

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at July 10, 2012 03:30 PM (evdj2)

17
Is it me or does it seem like the rest of the GOP is finally catching up with us on the learning curve?

The GOP almost seems like they know what they're up against, this time around.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:30 PM (OgiBc)

18 If you fell in one of Andrea's facial pockmarks, it would take a team of sherpas to pull you out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:30 PM (UOM48)

19 I look forward to DWS to double-down on Teh Stupid with this topic.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2012 03:31 PM (VndSC)

20 Is it me or does it seem like the rest of the GOP is finally catching up with us on the learning curve?

Unlike the blog owner, they read the comments.

I kid, I kid.

Posted by: toby928© at July 10, 2012 03:31 PM (evdj2)

21
Even Mitt Romney seems hip to the media/Left's antics.

I dunno if that will translate into a victory, but it will sure make the next 4 months for us a lot more enjoyable.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:31 PM (OgiBc)

22
I'd hit it.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM (evdj2)







Been there. Done that. Got the T-Shirt.

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at July 10, 2012 03:32 PM (TIIx5)

23 Reince Priebus = killing words

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:32 PM (UOM48)

24 So Andrea's Obama water broke? Can't say that I am surprised.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 10, 2012 03:32 PM (hSOev)

25 Her ignorance is so blinding you would need a pair of welder's glasses.

Posted by: dantesed at July 10, 2012 03:32 PM (LR6a4)

26 #6 -- I sense a new meme, Lackoff would like that

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2012 03:32 PM (WkuV6)

27 Mitchell: First of all, these are competing claims and we will get back to you with all of the numbers.





Who is we? Oh she must mean that Axeldouche will write some new talking points for her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2012 03:33 PM (1Jaio)

28 O/T
@MelissaTweets
Chicago radio reporting that Jesse Jackson Jr. tried to commit suicide via @warnerthuston and WLS radio.

doesn't answer as many questions as it causes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2012 03:33 PM (sClIO)

29 >>>The good part about Sununu: He's a really smart guy.

The bad part: David Souter.


As David Souter has retired, I'm willing to let it go now. Let's just move forward. And, going forward, Sununu is a hilariously brutal, tough surrogate.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 10, 2012 03:33 PM (Wr7z4)

30 In Mitchell's defense, she's a woman.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 03:33 PM (k1XCX)

31 Her ignorance is so blinding you would need a pair of welder's glasses.

And bring a paper bag just in case.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 10, 2012 03:33 PM (85Ks6)

32 He has lost the WaPo. That is something else there. When a Democrat PR rag calls you a liar you are hard up.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2012 03:34 PM (YdQQY)

33 Andrea and Soledad are going to have a chess match.
Ok, then checkers.

How about a dildo fight?

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2012 03:34 PM (VndSC)

34 I dunno.....Mika Brzezinski makes Andrea look like a Rhodes scholar.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:34 PM (UOM48)

35
and don't forget...

Jesus was an environmentalist.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:34 PM (OgiBc)

36 How do we not crush these fools every time we talk
to them? These clips need to be an everday occurance until they stop
inviting us on the shows.


Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 10, 2012 03:27 PM


Too many people on "our" side have a tendency to look at what they read on blogs and think "Bark Obama is going to step on his unit all by himself, so we don't have to press for truth about his past and his failures and felonies while in office."

It ain't so. Brian Williams will suck the Choomer-in-Chief's toes tonight on NBC News, and the Flatlining 52% will say "aha! Way to go, Lord Obama!" If they bother to look at anything but Kos on the Interwebz, they'll see what NRO and Tepid Air are dishing out and think, "hmmm, Obama, that dreamy hero, our own President Historic First©, must be even more omnipotent than we think if the worst the Repubs can come up with against him is his cute little stumblings in speeches."

Yes, I think he'll win in November. And yes, I think that will effectively be the end of 236 years of freedom in the greatest nation on the planet.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 10, 2012 03:34 PM (MQc8e)

37 Lackoff's already running the Soledad earpiece, now he's gotta run over to MSNBC to handle this too?

Posted by: @huffpeter at July 10, 2012 03:34 PM (NHNJt)

38 28, can o worms there

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2012 03:34 PM (WkuV6)

39 I really do love that the outsourcing charge has given Romney a chance to show people where the stimulus money was actually spent.

Also, because I'm a bitch, I would respond to any question she asks with "Well, Mrs. Greenspan" and when she got all snotty about how that's not her name I would smile and say "I'm sorry but I thought you were in favor of full disclosure of possible conflicts of interest".

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD 2012 at July 10, 2012 03:35 PM (VtjlW)

40 Reince Priebus? How did my footman become head of the Republican Party? Most vexatious...

Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf at July 10, 2012 03:35 PM (S8k2R)

41 Scribbler, did you miss the +9 poll earlier

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2012 03:36 PM (WkuV6)

42 Former Gov. Jeb Bush is not being vetted to be the running mate of Mitt
Romney, says a source close to the Florida Republican: his son.

Posted by: Ugly Betty at July 10, 2012 03:36 PM (e8kgV)

43 Just imagine Andrea and Alan having sex....

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:36 PM (UOM48)

44
Also, because I'm a bitch, I would respond to any
question she asks with "Well, Mrs. Greenspan" and when she got all
snotty about how that's not her name I would smile and say "I'm sorry
but I thought you were in favor of full disclosure of possible conflicts
of interest".

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD 2012 at July 10, 2012 03:35 PM (VtjlW)






*snerk*

Cut, Jib, Newsletter

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2012 03:37 PM (TIIx5)

45 42, ray of sunshine there

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2012 03:37 PM (WkuV6)

46 OMG. That is the best thing I've seen all week. Mitchellis a wreck(stammer, stutter,hm, well,errh, )- Sununu is great at this.

Watch till the end- he leads her straightfrom a beating on her outsourcing lies to a beating on the 3% of small companies lies.

Posted by: LASue at July 10, 2012 03:37 PM (pWeX5)

47 43
Just imagine Andrea and Alan having sex....

You're welcome.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


That's why Jane can't have nice things.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 10, 2012 03:37 PM (k1XCX)

48
how about Michael Steele on the ticket?

just throwing that out there

let me just say, I don't like it, but I don't hate it

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:38 PM (OgiBc)

49 23 >> Reince Priebus = killing words

It also sounds like something you'd hear from a shady mechanic about to rip you off -- "Your reince priebus needs replacing, I'm afraid. We'll have to wait for the elves in Finland to make you another one, and they don't work cheap."

Whereas Michael Steele sounds studly. Too bad he was such a bumblef*ck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2012 03:39 PM (ccXZP)

50 When I go to my Happy Place, I imagine Andrea, Mika, and every other lib "journalist" in full melt-down when their Messiah loses in November.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:39 PM (UOM48)

51 The good part about Sununu: He's a really smart guy.

The bad part: David Souter.

As David Souter has retired, I'm willing to let it go now. Let's just move forward. And, going forward, Sununu is a hilariously brutal, tough surrogate.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 10, 2012 03:33 PM (Wr7z4)


He retired to give Obama the chance to replace him.

Damn Souter and damn the man who was responsible for getting him on the court.

Posted by: The Poltical Hat at July 10, 2012 03:39 PM (XvHmy)

52 Wasn't it Sununu who spanked So'B the other day?

Posted by: toby928© at July 10, 2012 03:40 PM (evdj2)

53 She's just auditioning as Art Carney's replacement.

There is no such thing as news media anymore. They're all propagandists that are pushing an agenda. Period.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 10, 2012 03:40 PM (UK9cE)

54 "tried to commit suicide via @warnerthuston and WLS radio."I'm not familiar with this methodofsuicide. Please explain.

Posted by: LASue at July 10, 2012 03:40 PM (pWeX5)

55
how about Michael Steele on the ticket?



just throwing that out there



let me just say, I don't like it, but I don't hate it

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:38 PM (OgiBc)






God, no. I'm still not convinced that Steele wasn't a Democrat Kim Philby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2012 03:40 PM (TIIx5)

56 I still remember the time that Ms. Mitchell was desperately clawing her way to get Sarah Palin to answer a question at the press line and Sarah - remembering a particularly nasty thing that AM had said about her previously - just gave her a royal snubbing.

The pathetic look on Mitchell's face was priceless.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 10, 2012 03:40 PM (P6H+d)

57 how about Michael Steele on the ticket?
--
The bottom of the barrel rotted through?

Posted by: RioBravo at July 10, 2012 03:41 PM (eEfYn)

58 Scribbler, did you miss the +9 poll earlier

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2012 03:36 PM


There is only one poll that matters, and we're not getting the results 'til November 7.

Mutt Romney and his forces should be running as if all polls show them 20 points behind and they have evidence that Obama has recruited 10,000,000 new dead Democrat voters.

In short, every lie from Bark Obama and his co-conspirators must be met head-on with the truth, every one of Lord Choom's past and present activities must be put under a spotlight, and every one of Romney's strong points must be touted repeatedly.

Anything less, and we lose.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 10, 2012 03:41 PM (MQc8e)

59 It's nice to see the 'pubs using Sununu like an attack dog. You wouldn't think it possible for a guy who looks so much like the easygoing lovechild of Steve Forbes and Bill Gates to have it in him. It takes the lefties offguard, and they end up falling all over themselves.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 10, 2012 03:41 PM (4df7R)

60 And she still looks like a Jim Henson creation.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 10, 2012 03:41 PM (UK9cE)

61 The pathetic look on Mitchell's face was priceless.....

Was it better than her being buried under balloons at the convention?

Posted by: toby928© at July 10, 2012 03:42 PM (evdj2)

62 Sununu being lauded, albeit mildly, on the HQ. Who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 10, 2012 03:42 PM (pwoSP)

63
Me: Andrea, Is your refrigerator running?

Andrea: Yes

Me: Then you better go and catch it!

Andrea: Oh,that's right! I gotta go...

Posted by: Prince Albert in a can at July 10, 2012 03:42 PM (MDJRc)

64 Andrea's reply, when she gets back to us: "The $29B spent were tax dollars, so Obama didn't outsource anything, you taxpayers all did"

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2012 03:42 PM (VndSC)

65 54, ? did he drop a radio into his tub

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2012 03:42 PM (WkuV6)

66
re: Jesse Jackass Jr.

even as he is suicidal, he has enough sense to remain in the House and keep getting his fat paycheck.

Thad McCotter resigns. Tomorrow is a big, albeit symbolic, vote in the House. We need all the Republicans in the House tomorrow.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:44 PM (OgiBc)

67 What she meant to say is, if the president does it, it's not immoral.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 10, 2012 03:44 PM (dZ756)

68
how about Michael Steele on the ticket?


Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:38 PM (OgiBc)


The guy that agreed the Republican party was a bunch of racists who wanted to string him up? Beyond all his other disqualifications, no thanks.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 10, 2012 03:45 PM (85Ks6)

69
better than Jeb Bush, though, ya?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 03:45 PM (OgiBc)

70 Andrea Mitchell: Still a Crack-Whore Scrunt.

And dumber than a box of rocks.

Posted by: Exile at July 10, 2012 03:45 PM (O0lVq)

71 You would think since she sucks Greenspan's winkie there would be some brain cell generation.

Posted by: Exile at July 10, 2012 03:47 PM (O0lVq)

72 Jesse Jackson reportedly attempted suicide. Racism, I bet.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 10, 2012 03:49 PM (pwoSP)

73 As David said this morning, "we expected to be out-raised this election". Also, and I believe I made this clear, Andrea Mitchell does not speak for the white-house, unless she does an effective job.

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at July 10, 2012 03:49 PM (4eNxd)

74 72 Jesse Jackson reportedly attempted suicide. Racism, I bet.
Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 10, 2012 03:49 PM (pwoSP)

So he fucked that up too?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 10, 2012 03:50 PM (9TTOe)

75 And JJ did it because....

There is something career ending in that story. And it's the reason he tried to leave the planet.

Posted by: Exile at July 10, 2012 03:51 PM (O0lVq)

76 I must say that I did enjoy Sununu's cackling and gloating over Mitchell's incompetence...

Posted by: The Poltical Hat at July 10, 2012 03:52 PM (XvHmy)

77 J-cubed was hospitalized for "exhaustion" a couple weeks ago. I took that to mean the Hollywood form of "exhaustion," which boils down to: alcohol abuse, drug abuse, anger management, or a complete mental breakdown.

Sounds like J-Cubed went with Door #4.

I cant' stand the man and I loathe his father, but I hope he recovers.


And then resigns from office due to mental deficiency.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 10, 2012 03:52 PM (4df7R)

78 So he fucked that up too?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 10, 2012 03:50 PM (9TTOe)


It's because we didn't give enough ghetto kids iPods or something.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 10, 2012 03:53 PM (4df7R)

79 OUTSOURCING DOES NOT EQUAL OFFSHORING, ASSHOLES!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2012 03:28 PM (sClIO)


Words only mean things to our side. On the other side, they are tools only, they have no inherent purpose other than seeking power.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 10, 2012 03:53 PM (bxiXv)

80 JackStraw? JackStraw? I thought that old fart died.

Posted by: Warden at July 10, 2012 03:54 PM (HzhBE)

81 "The suggestion, Governor, that I'm somehow carry President Obama's bab-------uhhh.....ummm........water..............

Posted by: Andrea Not-Mit-chell at July 10, 2012 03:56 PM (AzwZn)

82 A fine example of the Lackoff thing in practice. Deny, talking point, change subject, talking point, dismiss, talking point...

Yeah, that's "journalism" as we've come to know it.

Seriously, FEC regulations, trillions in illegal campaign donations. These people need to be registered lobbyists and PACs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 10, 2012 03:59 PM (bxiXv)

83 I can't really see what would make JJ Jr. decide to off himself. He should have learned from pops that it doesn't matter who he got caught sticking his dick into. I guess the only thing would be that he was caught selling votes or something, but even that shouldn't faze a Chicago pol.

The only thing I could think of was that he was screwing the family Golden Retriever, or it was screwing him.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 10, 2012 03:59 PM (1grxW)

84 That Outsourcing map site is great but their is glaring omission....Canada and that tour bus Obumertours around with.

Posted by: bverwey at July 10, 2012 04:03 PM (StSqv)

85 So JJJ tries suicide? There must have been a career ending personal problem that even Daddy could not fix. I think it has to be homosexuality. Drugs, hookers (female that is), love children, tax evasion, violence, murder, everything is forgivable in the Black Community EXCEPT being an OUT gay Black man.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 10, 2012 04:05 PM (kXoT0)

86 How does Mitchell carry Obama's water?

Douchebag.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2012 04:06 PM (VndSC)

87 speaking of which, let's not forget the left's (and well, the big biz right's) love affair with outsourcing in the form of H1B1's by which Americans get replaced in country with cheaper tech whizzes from overseas.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 10, 2012 04:06 PM (QxSug)

88 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 04:07 PM (Xb3hu)

89 and, God, what a dolt this Mitchell is.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 10, 2012 04:08 PM (QxSug)

90 83, it matters who he was sticking his dick into--if that person was male and underage, or the dick was being stuck in him by a white guy. Sorry to be so crude, but, you can be anything in the Black Community and hold onto your power--but a gay Black man. Do an internet search using the term, Trinity United DLC. Rev. Wright ran a dating and marriage service to keep Black Democrat men who were gay in a protected situation. It is one of the reasons is so bitter that the obamas dropped him. He arranged their marriage--it was all, "Hey, barack, my brother, you need a wife to help with your career, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. We gotz a sistah in the congregation needs her husband and she has political connections. Do we got a deal?"

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 10, 2012 04:10 PM (kXoT0)

91 How can she not feel humiliated and not feel like a failure for going into journalism when this is what her careers turns into?

Posted by: Crispian at July 10, 2012 04:11 PM (uBMtY)

92 Wow, Sununnu reduces her to a blithering mess without even breaking a sweat and all the while sporting a bland, shit-eating smirk! Love it, simply love it. He also used the Blue Book method and just kept making his points over the top of her.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 10, 2012 04:15 PM (kXoT0)

93 Oh and my favorite part was when Sununu calls her out and she suddenly realizes how far out on the branch she is as an advocate and tries to sneak back, saying, "these are competing claims." No truth here, just competing claims. Andrea says "no" and something must be false, because she's the "journalist."

Posted by: Crispian at July 10, 2012 04:16 PM (uBMtY)

94 Heh. I usually can't stand watching MSNBC. That clip was worth the effort.

Posted by: Kevin at July 10, 2012 04:17 PM (NGrk0)

95
How does Mitchell carry Obama's water?



Douchebag.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2012 04:06 PM (VndSC)







Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2012 04:18 PM (TIIx5)

96 Yes, those vaunted H1B visa whizzes from India, Pakistan, Malaysia and so on. We employ hundreds of them, some of them are very talented, but, a lot of them can't code anything and their poor English makes maintaining anything a mess. It is always a joy to work with an ethnic muslim male from overseas--they do hate working with us uppity white bitches.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 10, 2012 04:19 PM (kXoT0)

97 Mitchell asked (plaintively) if, despite the fact checking claims of dishonesty in the Obama ads, outsourcing is “still a winning issue for the Obama campaign.” Sununu challenged Mitchell’s suggestion that the Washington Post and PolitiFact were merely raising questions about the Obama ad. “They said it was wrong,” said Sununu. Nevertheless, Mitchell said that Romney is more vulnerable to the outsourcing attacks due to his background in the financial sector.

So, in other words who gives a shit whether or not it's true. Now that team Romney has said they are going to call Obama out for being - less than straightforward, shall we say, it's comical that she walked right into it. Particularly, when she still masquerades as a journalist.

And again:

despite the fact checking claims of dishonesty in the Obama ads, outsourcing is “still a winning issue for the Obama campaign.”

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 10, 2012 04:19 PM (4eNxd)

98 The only thing I could think of was that he was screwing the family Golden Retriever, or it was screwing him.
Posted by: MrCaniac at July 10, 2012 03:59 PM (1grxW)


Oh, he was screwing the pooch, alright.
Inquiring minds want to know- if he finally succeeds, who gets the beer distributorship Daddy so thoughtfully extorted for him?

Posted by: Bill H at July 10, 2012 04:19 PM (3sZO1)

99 You're just a woman with a small brain. A third the size of us. It's science.

Posted by: passably affable at July 10, 2012 04:22 PM (jhSOd)

100
Andrea is hoping that Team Barky's efforts to fund research and production of the "forever battery" with federal $$$ comes to pass.

Because poor Alan just cannot satisfy her overcharged post-menopausal libido anymore.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 10, 2012 04:29 PM (UzjcV)

101 So, Andrea Mitchell can't hold her water.

Posted by: OCBill at July 10, 2012 04:33 PM (YJvVE)

102 Soledad and Contessa, take note;

Old and Stupid is a bad combination for a tv news reporter

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2012 04:38 PM (Y+DPZ)

103 43 Just imagine Andrea and Alan having sex....You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 03:36 PM (UOM4

Absolutely the worst thing ever posted here, and that says a lot!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at July 10, 2012 04:40 PM (YYyqq)

104 She can edit out Sununu in the Evening News report.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 10, 2012 04:53 PM (UU0OF)

105 Dear Andrea,
When you are through with my kneepads, please return them.

Posted by: Monica L. at July 10, 2012 04:55 PM (MZxBc)

106 I imagine that the most infuriating thing for liberal hacks like Andrea Mitchell is when they are laughed at. Past the deer-in-headlights look, you could detect the seething anger of a million suns just under the surface.

When Romney wins, and he will, you will see "TV News," and people like Andrea Mitchell, turn so vindictive and biased that it will make the Bush years look positively mild by comparison. And then, their death-spiral into irrelevance and lack of credibility will be complete.

HA-ha.

Posted by: angler at July 10, 2012 05:03 PM (SwjAj)

107 Now that Blago is 'safe' in prison, maybe he gave up Triple J for a carton of smokes.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 10, 2012 05:04 PM (UU0OF)

108 My people over at the paper of record, write things like this for me.:
“Despite the narrative in Washington of Mr. Obama as a loner, his friends and aides say he likes people just fine. He looked positively ebullient when he worked the crowd at a hangar last Wednesday at Fort Bragg, N.C., reaching out to nearly every one of 3,000 troops returning from Iraq.”



Shape up Andrea, or else!

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at July 10, 2012 05:09 PM (4eNxd)

109 I couldn't care less how much Andrea Mitchell is strugg-a-ling.

Posted by: Broadway Joe at July 10, 2012 08:44 PM (xCzBd)






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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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