Rahm Emmanuel Has A Unique Solution To Chicago's Soaring Murder Rate: More Considerate Gang Thugs

275 murders already this year. Maybe if Rahm says "please" to the gang-bangers.

Emanuel puts the blame for the city's recent eruption of violence on gangs. The city has adjusted its strategy to focus on gang violence, he told CBS News. Certain liquor stores and communities where gangs congregate have been closed, and abandoned buildings have been boarded up or torn down.

He's also making an appeal to gang members.

When questioned about the death of 7-year-old Heaven Sutton, who was caught in the crossfire of rival gang members as she sold candy in front of her home in June, Emanuel commented, "It's not about crime, it's about values." He was pressed to clarify the comment.

His response:

"We've got two gang-bangers, one standing next to a kid. Get away from that kid. Take your stuff away to the alley. Don't touch the children of the city of Chicago. Don't get near them. And it is about values. ... And I don't buy this case where people say they don't have values. They do have values. They have the wrong values. Don't come near the kids—don't touch them.

I wonder what kind of weapons these inconsiderate thugs are using to commit so many murders. Surely it can't be guns since Chicago has an outright ban on handguns outside of one's home.

Why it's almost as if murderous thugs have no respect for life or the law. Clearly we need more laws then!

Posted by: DrewM. at 01:51 PM



Comments

1 Did Drew fire ace again?

Posted by: Code Pink at July 10, 2012 01:52 PM (rX1N2)

2 shit, sock

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 10, 2012 01:53 PM (rX1N2)

3 Does it count as a "first" if it's a sock?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 10, 2012 01:53 PM (rX1N2)

4 Why doesn't Rahm ask them to turn in their weapons.....for bean bags? If they're good enough for our Border Patrol, they're good enough for gang bangers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 01:53 PM (UOM48)

5 It's time for kinder gentler thuggery?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 10, 2012 01:54 PM (tf9Ne)

6 "And I don't buy this case where people say they don't have values. They do have values. They have the wrong values"

What the hell?

Posted by: LASue at July 10, 2012 01:54 PM (pWeX5)

7 I think the Dem machine in that city tell the gangs, keep it in your hood and we'll leave you alone. When I was a kid in Chicago, the gangs in the same hoods shot the place up the same way.

Posted by: PJ at July 10, 2012 01:54 PM (DQHjw)

8 Oh, and thanks, Chicago, for the thug in the WH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 01:55 PM (UOM48)

9 The fking Chief of police blamed slavery yesterday.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 10, 2012 01:55 PM (9TTOe)

10 'Look assholes, keep committing crime, just don't do it near the children!'

Liberal compassion at its finest.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 10, 2012 01:55 PM (rX1N2)

11 I'm not feeling great about this "go stand out in the open where you can get killed with less hassle" policy.

Posted by: Chicago Gang Thug at July 10, 2012 01:56 PM (Hl5ka)

12
Rahm is so stupid. All he has to do is ask Obama for free bean-bag guns and hand them out. All the violence will then stop.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 01:56 PM (OgiBc)

13 Probably the greatest irony with the whole "gun control,"murder rate relationship is that liberals are so idiotic they're not able even to grasp the irony.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at July 10, 2012 01:56 PM (f8XyF)

14 Hearing Rahm talk about values is ... wait ... I dont give a shit.

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 10, 2012 01:56 PM (GvYeG)

15 I propose we rename the blog the Droom Gang



heh heh get it Droom = DrewM heh heh

Posted by: Choomander in Chief at July 10, 2012 01:56 PM (c98sL)

16 Enter Al Sharpton Inc. to demand an immediate arrest of little Heaven's killer(s)!

No?

Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2012 01:56 PM (jm/9g)

17 #GangEtiquette
When you step-to be sure to yield to the old, young, dainty, and blind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2012 01:57 PM (sClIO)

18 Aren't some of the thugs children themselves?

Rahm's ballet slippers must have been too tight and cut off blood-flow to his pointy little head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 01:57 PM (UOM48)

19 Maybe B.O. could let them turn hisvacant mansion into a crack house.
Get 'em off the street.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2012 01:58 PM (wAQA5)

20 #GangEtiquette
A proper 'banger doffs his hat to the bitches.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2012 01:58 PM (sClIO)

21 Poor prima ballerina, Rahm, being Mayor is harder than dancing in toe shoes. When he twinkles his toes and wrinkles his nose, ChiTown supposed to to what? Care?

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 10, 2012 01:58 PM (kXoT0)

22 The unsaid part of the death of little Heaven Sutton: she was out with her mom at 10:30pm while mom sold 'candy' from her doorstep. Also, the picture the grieving parents provided the media shows little Heaven throwing gang signs. Isn't that cute! These kids don't have a frickin' chance, and it's their brain-addled parent's responsibility. So of course, Rahm is gonna propose a statewide ammunition tax or some such fatuity. Chicago: Illinois's Festering Carbuncle of Doom!

Great pizza and hot dogs, though.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 10, 2012 01:58 PM (VMcoS)

23 I blame the thuggery on the lack of gardens. Too few fresh veggies and fruit. At least, that's probably what Mooch would tell us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 01:59 PM (UOM48)

24 "The fking Chief of police blamed slavery yesterday"

Clearly these gang members aren't out killing whitey like they should be.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 10, 2012 01:59 PM (rX1N2)

25 Why are all large dem run cities giant ^%4holes ... hmmm ...

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 10, 2012 02:00 PM (GvYeG)

26 Hey Gangbangers! If you are doing a drive-by and see kids in the area, please circle the block and make another run to see if kids are gone.

It's not only consistent with your values, but it's good for the kids as well.

Posted by: Mayor NumbNuts at July 10, 2012 02:00 PM (AzwZn)

27 Clearly these gang members aren't out killing whitey like they should be.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 10, 2012 01:59 PM (rX1N2)


This^^^^^^^^

If they were killing whitey, you wouldn't hear a fkn word.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 10, 2012 02:00 PM (9TTOe)

28 Midnite basketball ...

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 10, 2012 02:01 PM (GvYeG)

29
>>>Maybe B.O. could let them turn hisvacant mansion into a crack house.

Vacant. Mansion. Thanks a lot you SCOAMF.

Posted by: Obama's bro living in a hut, and his Aunt Zeituni living in govt housing at July 10, 2012 02:01 PM (c98sL)

30 Midnight Basketball. Is there nothing it can't fix?

Posted by: toby928© at July 10, 2012 02:01 PM (evdj2)

31 Maybe they need more choom....to chill out.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 02:01 PM (UOM48)

32 Capone wouldn't stand for this shit!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 10, 2012 02:01 PM (ZhEoC)

33 Did you know that by law, Chicago "cleanses" its voter rolls once every 100 years whether it needs it or not. I grew up in NW just outside of Chicago. I know people who refused to register to vote in Chicago because after they moved, that was a vote the machine could safely use.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at July 10, 2012 02:01 PM (kXoT0)

34 26 ... and if you spend more drug money on gas ... its good for the gas stations...

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 10, 2012 02:02 PM (GvYeG)

35 Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...
A gangsta keeps his values all straight...

Posted by: reason at July 10, 2012 02:02 PM (V40IZ)

36 Us erudite people call it "the Blanche Dubois approach"

Reliance on kind strangers is a sound strategy, even if it doesn't always work

Posted by: J Biden VP & very smart individual at July 10, 2012 02:02 PM (4eNxd)

37 All my best gang-banging is done out in alleys.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 10, 2012 02:03 PM (V40IZ)

38 I have been asked this question a lot.

Once I corral all the gangbangers in a 100 square block radius in the poorest section of the city, YES, there will be Pay Per View.

It's not only entertaining viewing, but the revenue stream will come in real handy!

Posted by: Mayor NumbNuts at July 10, 2012 02:03 PM (AzwZn)

39
Somehow it all goes back to corporate greed, doesn't it?

And then it goes back to Columbus 1492.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 10, 2012 02:03 PM (OgiBc)

40 I wonder if Rahm has his ballet slippers bronzed on his desk?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2012 02:03 PM (UOM48)

41 "If they were killing whitey, you wouldn't hear a fkn word."

Or da Jooos. The jooos forget can't we much.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 10, 2012 02:03 PM (rX1N2)

42 Drop your pants and bend over, Mayor Ramm, you have just surrendered to the thugs. What nonsense. And the people don't call him on that shit?

You know how thugs see victims? They think it is their fault for being in the way, not giving up the purse, resisting, etc. They are actually angry at the people they victimized.

Posted by: Redd at July 10, 2012 02:03 PM (suLy7)

43 thread strangled in the womb by the head ewok.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 10, 2012 02:03 PM (SWJi1)

44 39 ... and then ... to the JOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 10, 2012 02:03 PM (GvYeG)

45 Obviously higher taxes will solve this problem.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 10, 2012 02:05 PM (ZhEoC)

46 So of course, Rahm is gonna propose a statewide ammunition tax or some such fatuity.>>

I guess that means the gun buy back program they just held on June 23 wasn't as effective as they thought it would be. Of course anyone with half a brain know they don't work but at least it had some benifit to a NRA kids camp.

http://tinyurl.com/chhvg3y

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 10, 2012 02:05 PM (tf9Ne)

47 Dear Sirs:

We would wish to inquire about the net available convenient time you would be available for the purpose of busting a cap in your ass. Please respond at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,

TJ Dawg, Esq.
Hangtown Crips

Posted by: nickless at July 10, 2012 02:06 PM (MMC8r)

48 The fking Chief of police blamed slavery yesterday.
---------------------------------------

McCarthy is a disaster.

Wanna protect children, Rahm? FIRE McCarthy's sorry, pathetic ass immediately.

Not the first time McCarthy has blamed Whitey for a Banger spraying a neighborhood with lead.

Posted by: Mayor NumbNuts at July 10, 2012 02:06 PM (AzwZn)

49 Ripped off from the treehouse:

PLYMOUTH, Pa. (AP) -July 9, 2012 (WPVI) — Authorities say two teen half brothers killed three people and wounded a fourth inside a northeastern Pennsylvania apartment after a botched drug deal. Eighteen-year-old Shawn Hamilton and 16-year-old Sawud Davis, originally of Philadelphia, each face three charges each of criminal homicide and one count each of attempted homicide in Saturday night’s shooting in Plymouth, Luzerne County.

http://goo.gl/zi5YW

1st comment after article was: “Like a self cleaning oven”!

Posted by: Redd at July 10, 2012 02:07 PM (suLy7)

50 Us erudite people call it "the Blanche Dubois approach"

♫ ♫ A stranger's just a friend you haven't met... ♫ ♫


Street Car!

Posted by: toby928© at July 10, 2012 02:08 PM (evdj2)

51 I remember a time when I would be disturbed by the complete dearth of empathy from the Utes in the inner city. I was pained by the murders.

They seemed to have cordoned themselves off in their war zones. Let em go. If they wander outside the perimeter with their bullshit, be prepared to handle it.

Truthfully, I just don't care anymore.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 10, 2012 02:09 PM (9TTOe)

52 Speaking of bustin'a move . . .

http://preview.tinyurl.com/7uku94t

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 10, 2012 02:10 PM (Hx5uv)

53 Clearly these gang members aren't out killing whitey like they should be.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 10, 2012 01:59 PM (rX1N2)





This^^^^^^^^



If they were killing whitey, you wouldn't hear a fkn word.


You'd be surprised. The little darlings from the hood have been popping up in Chicago's Mag Mile and other tony city areas beating the whee out of unsuspecting tourists, ripping off peoples IPhones (aka 'Apple Picking'), flash mobbing stores and restaurants, and just generally bringing some ghetto hell to Whitey. It seems they feel they aren't getting their share of Hope n' Change©. And lo and behold, the effeminate latte-sippers are getting pissy! What's the point of paying taxes out the ying-yang to live in Metrosexualia only to have your jaw broken and IPhone stolen by some gang of hood of unverifiable race? The Chicago Police are suddenly started to be regarded as keepers of order rather than the low-brow oppressors of saintly minorities of the past. Rahm's in big trouble with the goofs that elect people like him, because they don't feel safe anymore. It's A-OK when middle-class suburban whites have to put up with gang trash; it's entirely different when Brad Guilty-White-City-Liberal gets clobbered. TinyDancer's tattered bag of lefty nostrums might not get him out of this one. We can only hope!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 10, 2012 02:11 PM (VMcoS)

54 ...those darn obstructionist children!

Posted by: EJ Dionne at July 10, 2012 02:12 PM (l2max)

55 More thug love from chicago:

CHICAGO Relatives of four men arrested for allegedly attacking random people in Wrigleyville Sunday morning said the group was shooting a music video. Family members said the group, which goes by the name Chicago Maverick, was shooting a video for a song called “Take a Sip.”

http://goo.gl/hIWmI

That's right...they rented a limo and jumped out and beat up white people while some other thug filmed it. Sip, aka, purple drank is cough syrup, sprite or watermelon soda, and skittles.

Posted by: Redd at July 10, 2012 02:13 PM (suLy7)

56 Sip, aka, purple drank is cough syrup, sprite or watermelon soda, and skittles.

Man, that stuff is to die for!

Posted by: Trayvon Martin at July 10, 2012 02:14 PM (VMcoS)

57 Avon and Prop Joe had rules, but this Marlo kid doesn't respect anyone.

Posted by: Chris at July 10, 2012 02:16 PM (fuYMz)

58 When questioned about the death of 7-year-old Heaven Sutton, who was caught in the crossfire of rival gang members as she sold candy in front of her home in June, Emanuel commented, "It's not about crime, it's about values." He was pressed to clarify the comment.

His response:


Hey look, Zimmerman is out on bail! What kind of country lets a racist child killer go free to kill innocent black kids!

Justice for Trayvon !!!!

Posted by: Rahmbo Emmanuel at July 10, 2012 02:16 PM (Y+DPZ)

59 Worked for Obama and the Jihadists...war on terror is over right?

Posted by: Mekan at July 10, 2012 02:20 PM (hm8tW)

60 They should pass a law that says it's illegal to kill someone else. My gosh, what are they, morons or something?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 10, 2012 02:20 PM (71LDo)

61 Appealing to the better nature of gang-bangers is a great idea. It always works, and I know that because I saw it in an afternoon special.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - making bunnies cry since 1966 at July 10, 2012 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

62 Appealing to the better nature of gang-bangers is a great idea. It
always works, and I know that because I saw it in an afternoon special.

----

Same with the Taliban and al Queda. If we built bridges instead of walls, we could all live in peace and prosperity.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 10, 2012 02:23 PM (Hx5uv)

63 I guess I'll have to give another one of my life changing , awe inspiring speeches, again.

This one will be a real humdinger!

This job is no picnic you know.

Posted by: Barack Obama as Augustus at July 10, 2012 02:23 PM (4eNxd)

64 The fking Chief of police blamed slavery yesterday.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 10, 2012 01:55 PM (9TTOe)



He blamed the Pilgrims who came here 200-300 years ago and they way African Americans have been treated ever since in this country. He also blamed the police department for the way it has policed the black community. The thug gang bangers are just victims of history. If McDipshit wanted to blame someone he could have started with LBJ and other liberal politicians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2012 02:24 PM (1Jaio)

65 I saw it in an afternoon special.

That was that Bad-ass Barry episode of a Very Special Blossom wasn't it.

Posted by: toby928© at July 10, 2012 02:24 PM (evdj2)

66 When questioned about the death of 7-year-old Heaven Sutton, who was
caught in the crossfire of rival gang members as she sold candy in front
of her home in June,






No one asks why a 7 year old is out at 11pm. Another 10 year old was recently wounded and his 24 year old mother was very upset. It must be the fault of those damn Pilgrims

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2012 02:25 PM (1Jaio)

67 Not just wrong values......Evil values.

Posted by: Hey, You Believe In Evolution, This Is It at July 10, 2012 02:27 PM (1Yitz)

68 Chicago's the town that just had to recall all the city stickers it had printed up because it turned out the lil' darling child that designed the sticker(and won the contest for high school students it was chosen from) had worked in gang signs from the Maniac Latin Disciples, which he just coincidentally had ties with.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 10, 2012 02:28 PM (VMcoS)

69 You see, it's...because l know that you have children, too.


And that this is real for you, that these men cause us tragedy.


And l know that you will put a stop to them.


And you do that, now.

Posted by: pissed-off chick in a Mamet script at July 10, 2012 02:29 PM (ZOlM3)

70 Get away from that kid, I mean, do you even know how much sugar is in candy?

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at July 10, 2012 02:30 PM (BdzEV)

71 I implore the gangs to take advantage of our Guns for Pillows Program. Turn those deadly street fights into sexy street fights.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at July 10, 2012 02:33 PM (BdzEV)

72 Marquis of Queensbury rules for gangbangers? Good luck w/that.

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 10, 2012 02:35 PM (Xx6Lw)

73 Ballerina vs. Street Gangs.

This should be fun.

Posted by: nickless at July 10, 2012 02:35 PM (MMC8r)

74 First Trayvon is killed after just innocently buying Skittles. Now this. What next? How many more children must die before candy is outlawed?

Posted by: Michelle You-Know-Who at July 10, 2012 02:36 PM (4df7R)

75 Chicago needs dedicated, ,clearly-marked free-fire zones.

Posted by: Cicero at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (QKKT0)

76 "Great pizza and hot dogs, though"

Oh, that is definitely so.

Hot Doug's is one of the finest places to purchase food in the known universe.

Pequod's Pizza, Bacino's, Lou Malnati's - all mighty fine pies.

Shame the town is a nasty pit of doom and hellfire. Used to be nice.


Posted by: City of Windsor at July 10, 2012 02:40 PM (ksERZ)

77 Not in the face!

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at July 10, 2012 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

78 "City of Windsor"

take off, hoser sock!

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at July 10, 2012 02:40 PM (ksERZ)

79 If only someone could organize this community, the problems would go away.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2012 02:44 PM (1Jaio)

80 So Rahm said we can shoot all we want in the Alleys, right?

Posted by: Hood Rat at July 10, 2012 02:47 PM (UU0OF)

81
These "yoots" have no respect for anything.
We are taxed to provide their education, but they learn nothing.
Our taxes are used to provide their housing, but they destroy the homes.
We are taxed to feed them, so they have no concept of earning anything.
It's as if they were raised by rabid wolves.

Posted by: seamrog at July 10, 2012 02:49 PM (IAtaX)

82 Oh sure. It's always "let's do it for the children, let's do it for the children!" with these Democrats. Un.be.liev.able.

Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2012 02:50 PM (02fNe)

83
Chicago needs dedicated, ,clearly-marked free-fire zones.


Posted by: Cicero at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (QKKT0)





That's what the graffiti is for.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2012 02:51 PM (TIIx5)

84 Chicago needs dedicated, ,clearly-marked free- another fire zones.


Posted by: Cicero at July 10, 2012 02:38 PM (QKKT0)


O'Leary's cowed it for you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2012 02:55 PM (1Jaio)

85 Forget Rodney King"s motto.

Time to break out the bean bag rounds.

Posted by: Big Johansson at July 10, 2012 02:57 PM (aZcPb)

86 Maybe if criminals were not the only people that had guns in Chicago the murder rate would go down.

I know what your thinking. It would stay the same because instead of the good guys, the bad guys would get killed.

True. Initially.

But we would cull the herd. Eventually.

Posted by: Exile at July 10, 2012 03:09 PM (O0lVq)

87 It's like I tell all of my boys. Always put one in the brain!

Posted by: Johnny Caspar at July 10, 2012 03:12 PM (suLy7)

88 >>>>I implore the gangs to take advantage of our Guns for Pillows Program. Turn those deadly street fights into sexy street fights.

Have you seen those gang bitches go at it? There is nothing sexy about weaves and wigs flying all over the place. And when they open their mouths....sheesh!

Posted by: redd at July 10, 2012 03:14 PM (suLy7)

89 You gotta love the optimism of a journalist who would report on Rahm's comments in a serious manner. What, do they think that these guys are watching the local news? Or that they care what some politician, who got his own job through questionable means, thinks about how *nice* they are?

I can just see it now. Frank the Gang Banger is in his living room, hot and sweaty after a long day of selling crack and punching hookers. He turns on the TV and decides he's going to watch CBS to find out just what the mayor of Chicago thinks about the rise of crime in his city.

"Gee! That fella is right! Next time I shoot someone bustin' in on my territory, I'll be sure to look around first and make sure there aint no kids nearby. Gotta do my part to bring down those murder statistics!"

Posted by: Book at July 10, 2012 03:33 PM (mRRAa)

90 CHICAGO(WLS) - Mayor Emanuel has a new proposal to protect undocumented immigrants here in Chicago.

Mayors all the way back to Harold Washington have ordered police not to turn the undocumented over to the feds for deportation.

Under Mayor Emanuel's proposal, when a cop calls up a suspect on a
computer screen, immigration status wouldn't be an issue unless they've
committed a serious violent crime.

Mayor Emanuel said, "Someone has a criminal background, if you're an
immigrant and you have no criminal background, I don't want that to be
prohibitive from you contacting police and the police will not enforce
as it relates to that status as an immigrant."

And part of the Emanuel spin is to argue this will be pro-law
enforcement because the undocumented won't be afraid to pick up the
phone and call police when they see a crime.






He gets dumber by the minute

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2012 03:41 PM (1Jaio)

91 So, I'm in the Detroit area. After the Trayvon Martin thing, there was a call to end the stand your ground policy. A (black) female lawmaker was on a panel, saying that we need to know why people are attacking each other. A male gun advocate (black) said that's insane, who cares WHY someone is raping you, shoot them and make them stop!

I think Herr Rahm would agree with the libtard woman. Not realizing, of course, many times kids get caught in the crossfire.

Black on black crime. The stat no one likes to talk about.

Posted by: shibumi at July 10, 2012 03:47 PM (z63Tr)

92 I guess he missed the day during law enforcement gang task force class where they explain that gangs deliberately use "vulnerables" for many things from lookouts to couriers to human shields.

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at July 10, 2012 04:05 PM (L4CWX)

93 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2012 04:10 PM (Xb3hu)

94 And those pols who want to end syg are the ones with their own ccws, bodyguards, and expensive alarm systems -- all taxpayer funded.

Posted by: redd at July 10, 2012 04:15 PM (suLy7)

95 _____________________________

Well said, Drew.

"Why it's almost as if these murderous thugs have no respect for life or the law. Clearly we need more laws then!"

- Spoken like Ann Coulter. And she is the bomb.



Posted by: _Dave_ at July 10, 2012 05:49 PM (/nxRb)

96 Reminds me of David Dinkins " dont dis your sis" program

Posted by: avi at July 10, 2012 06:15 PM (vuV/y)

97 Dear Rahm and all you lefty fucks,

How many little black girls need to die before you deign it proper for the good people to be allowed to defend themselves?

Fuck you you fascist fucks.

Sincerely,
Rob

Posted by: Robert at July 10, 2012 07:59 PM (HWUv9)






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