Sitemeter Notification Bug
I've asked pixy about this -- is it malware, or goofy stuff with Sitemeter? We think it's goofy stuff with Sitemeter.But either way, don't enter your authentication for SiteMeter. For one thing, you don't have the password. For another thing, there's no point entering any passwords in any box you didn't open yourself! Just close the box and move on.
1 Thanks Ace but At my age I do not use condoms...
Posted by: Clemenza at June 25, 2012 10:25 PM (qA9lG)
2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 10:25 PM (Xb3hu)
3 Stop telling me what to do!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 25, 2012 10:25 PM (nEUpB)
4 Yep, popped right up for me and asked for info. I have none, of course.
Posted by: aj4coco at June 25, 2012 10:27 PM (fd1+L)
5 A little penicillin will clear that right up.
Posted by: toby928© at June 25, 2012 10:27 PM (QupBk)
6 If it's free pron I'll take my chances.
...thanks tho bro
Posted by: ontherocks at June 25, 2012 10:28 PM (aZ6ew)
7 Of course I'll do what you say but I have no understanding of what you are saying. I need a computer condom?
Posted by: macintx at June 25, 2012 10:28 PM (ucs8Y)
8 It came weeks ago then tonight twice!
Posted by: sickinmass at June 25, 2012 10:28 PM (bcNec)
9 I had the Sitemeter popup appear on a couple of other sites, and ones not related to Ace, minx.cc or .mu.nu.
A thorough check for malware might be a good choice.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 25, 2012 10:29 PM (tyYO6)
10 "Just close the box and move on."
Is this a euphemism for something smutty?
I feel like a nun at a cocktail party.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 25, 2012 10:29 PM (V/Aej)
11 Heed not the Ewok. Touch my box, and obtain the riches contained within
Posted by: The Sitemaster at June 25, 2012 10:30 PM (c9Ivb)
12 Patterico gets them too
Posted by: Ma Bell at June 25, 2012 10:31 PM (uVuwp)
13 What in the heck is a computer condom?
Posted by: macintx at June 25, 2012 10:31 PM (ucs8Y)
14 ... and the Sitemeter popup appeared again, when I clicked on the Ace banner to return to the main page.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 25, 2012 10:31 PM (tyYO6)
15 Type "Pics or it didn't happen" for password and it goes away.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 25, 2012 10:33 PM (bcNec)
16 Patterico's site is doing it too.
Posted by: Kevin at June 25, 2012 10:34 PM (3o64G)
17 Does this authentication immediately precede a SWAT......
gotta go, someone's kicking on the door
Posted by: ontherocks at June 25, 2012 10:35 PM (aZ6ew)
18 And if you won't touch my box, could the Moronettes at least take their laptops into the shower please?
Posted by: The Sitemaster at June 25, 2012 10:35 PM (c9Ivb)
19 Nice scare-troll you put out in the field
Posted by: Uncledave at June 25, 2012 10:35 PM (1qgTs)
20 Just close the box and move on.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 25, 2012 10:36 PM (r2PLg)
21 I want to touch the box.
Posted by: 40 year old commenter at June 25, 2012 10:38 PM (z9HTb)
22 Thank goodness you told me. I am in hotel at the moment and I thought somebody was trying to hack in. I feel better now.
Posted by: DavidJ at June 25, 2012 10:40 PM (gE8zI)
23 Damn Matrix is acting-up again...
Posted by: The Architect at June 25, 2012 10:40 PM (XYqoq)
24 I want to touch the box.
Posted by: 40 year old commenter
Do it...If you're a Moronette. If not, get the box a beer.
Posted by: The Sitemaster at June 25, 2012 10:41 PM (c9Ivb)
25 If a box presents itself to me, it gets filled. That's just the way I roll.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 25, 2012 10:43 PM (IN7k+)
26 You're not my real mom!!!! OK, that worked.
Posted by: osoloco at June 25, 2012 10:43 PM (4DKt+)
27 too late, I already hacked it.
YubYub for a password? really ace?
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2012 10:44 PM (MtwBb)
28 adminEwok1234 isn't the password any more?
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 10:44 PM (nrW1y)
29 You will NOT close the box!
Posted by: Pandora at June 25, 2012 10:45 PM (IyjUs)
30 You mean it's not dirty . . . sanchez?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 25, 2012 10:45 PM (Gk3SS)
31 I didn't get it until I refreshed this thread, and then it popped up.
The box asking for my information also came up.
Posted by: Smash'em at June 25, 2012 10:45 PM (/vXPy)
32 What in the heck is a computer condom?
A Wang rubber.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 10:46 PM (nrW1y)
33 You mean it's not dirty . . . sanchez?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012
Ah, a new, innocent drawn like a moth to my flame.
Posted by: The Sitemaster at June 25, 2012 10:46 PM (c9Ivb)
34 Hah, I am sending out dick pics from ace's site meter
Posted by: robtr at June 25, 2012 10:46 PM (MtwBb)
35 This happens for images and stuff on servers where the files permission, or more likely the folder it resides in, is not set to allow vanilla Internet access.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 25, 2012 10:47 PM (zrpqj)
36 Ah, a new, innocent
Yes. Yes. That's me. Delicate flower, shy and retiring and all that jazz.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 25, 2012 10:48 PM (Gk3SS)
37 Hah, I am sending out dick pics from ace's site meter
Posted by: robtr
Congressman? Is that you?
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 25, 2012 10:48 PM (c9Ivb)
38 Just got a phone call from someone who said they are with "sitemeter" if that means anything.
I denied everything.
Posted by: Hopped up on Something at June 25, 2012 10:48 PM (KhqoV)
39 we have to touch the box to know what is in the box
Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 10:49 PM (Dnbau)
40 Alex the Chick someone suggested you be the new site meter maid
Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 10:50 PM (Dnbau)
41 I only wanted a look inside the box, not touch any sacred objects.
Posted by: Zombie Beverly Hills Ninja at June 25, 2012 10:50 PM (IyjUs)
42 thats what she said
Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 10:51 PM (Dnbau)
43 isnt there a song by the devinyls on the subject?
Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 10:53 PM (Dnbau)
44 Stay out the boxes
Posted by: J Jackson at June 25, 2012 10:53 PM (bcNec)
45 Alex the Chick someone suggested you be the new site meter maid
But I don't have a site meter maid outfit. I only have this French maid one.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 25, 2012 10:54 PM (Gk3SS)
46 Leaving Gateway Pundit on my way to Land of the Ewoks, Igot that stupid Site Meter. Sounds like Big Sis and her merry band of malcontents...
Posted by: RushBabe at June 25, 2012 10:54 PM (tQHzJ)
Thigh-high Stompy Boots in a French Maid's Outfit?
YOU can do better than that. Slacker.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 25, 2012 10:57 PM (bcNec)
48 But I don't have a site meter maid outfit. I only have this French maid one.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012
REALLY!?!...uh... I mean, how interesting. That will serve.
Posted by: The Sitemaster at June 25, 2012 10:58 PM (c9Ivb)
49 Oddly enough, I didn't get it on this thread.
Posted by: rickl at June 25, 2012 10:59 PM (sdi6R)
50 its less a bug, more of a feature, what with the little uniforms and all
Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 11:01 PM (Dnbau)
51 I ran a PC Cleaner deep scan just in case and it has gone away. Is it live or is it pixyware?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 25, 2012 11:01 PM (JKNDp)
52 Oddly enough, I didn't get it on this thread.
Posted by: rickl
Neither have I yet, but I'm working it for all it's worth.
Posted by: The Sitemaster at June 25, 2012 11:02 PM (c9Ivb)
53 YOU can do better than that. Slacker.
I'm sorry. *hangs head in shame* In my defense, I'm really really lazy.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 25, 2012 11:02 PM (Gk3SS)
54 It's back. Think I will call it a night.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 25, 2012 11:02 PM (JKNDp)
55 I've been feeding the Sitemeter popup ... with selected Spam URLs.
I have a few hundred spams, and I occasionally look through the headers for e-mail addressesand URLs.
I wonder if they keep tarck of each other ...
... something tells me that they will start ... soon.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 25, 2012 11:10 PM (tyYO6)
56 Help! Someone's trying to touch my box
Posted by: kimoloka at June 25, 2012 11:13 PM (VVQM9)
57 Wait a minute. What's a box? I'm from Hawaii. Over here it's poles or holes.
Posted by: kimoloka at June 25, 2012 11:14 PM (VVQM9)
58 >>I'm really really lazy.
Strength is Sexy..http://youtu.be/5HtlOmO8v_0
Posted by: sickinmass at June 25, 2012 11:14 PM (bcNec)
59 Mama's got a squeeze box:
Posted by: The Poltical Hat at June 25, 2012 11:18 PM (XYqoq)
60 Rehab notification bug?
"Jesse Jackson Jr. takes medical leave of absence"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 25, 2012 11:27 PM (sSrfb)
61 ...daddy never sleeps at night.
Posted by: dogfish at June 25, 2012 11:27 PM (N2yhW)
62 I put all my credit card information in the boxes and it stopped doing it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 25, 2012 11:27 PM (4cRnj)
63 Oh... and respect his family's privacy, it says.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 25, 2012 11:28 PM (sSrfb)
64 While we're on the topic, Pixie's text editor is pissing me off. It used to work fine with Firefox (Mac G5) but now it does.....nuthin.'
Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 25, 2012 11:31 PM (+XVQe)
65 Encountered site meter box earlier here as AOSH. Went to roughly 30 sites since, and only other time site meter box appeared was when article directed to the Catholic Fortnnight For Freedom Vigil info.
Posted by: Deli LLama at June 25, 2012 11:32 PM (uv9eO)
66 A little more risqué in this one.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 11:33 PM (nrW1y)
67 I only get it here, jawa report, patterico. Wherever there is a post about Walkers swatting tonight. I think they are all munu?
Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 11:34 PM (Dnbau)
68 Hey, I got it, too!
Who says Macs don't suck like PCs? They suck. Just prettier.
Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 25, 2012 11:34 PM (+XVQe)
69 "In a three-sentence news release, Jackson's office disclosed that the Democrat went on leave June 10 but did not provide further details, including how long he would be away. In the release, he asked that his family's privacy be respected."
Is it just me or is there a national exhaustion epidemic plaguing the nation? Weeks?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 25, 2012 11:34 PM (sSrfb)
70 The "Sitemeter" guy called back. I told him I couldn't talk because I didn't have a telephone and then hung up.
I think he bought it.
Posted by: Hopped up on Something at June 25, 2012 11:35 PM (KhqoV)
71 While we're on the topic, Pixie's text editor is pissing me off. It used
to work fine with Firefox (Mac G5) but now it does.....nuthin.'
Because of trolls screwing with formatting, the HQ cut out the HTML to the bare bones: italics, underscore, bold and strike-through using brackets sample [ i ] [ /i ] (without the spaces).
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 11:35 PM (nrW1y)
72 #66 Wrong thread. Doh!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 11:37 PM (nrW1y)
73 I called them, too.
Posted by: Prince Albert in a can at June 25, 2012 11:38 PM (vbh31)
74 I got it at Althouse too.
Posted by: lael at June 25, 2012 11:39 PM (nNjlJ)
75 and don't piss on the electric fence either,
Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2012 11:40 PM (EyTMo)
76 everyone Quick!
what number does Your site meter say?
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2012 11:42 PM (TomZ9)
77 Ima steal it and wind that sumbitch like a top.
Beat it like it owes me money.
Spin it to over 9000
or 2 billionty whichever comes 1st
That's it for on deck bad jokes.
I did see the box once on the deskputer and just closed it.
Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2012 11:43 PM (EyTMo)
78 grr, am i late again?
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2012 11:44 PM (TomZ9)
79 must we have a site meter looking at us this way?
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2012 11:45 PM (TomZ9)
80 Speaking of....did you guys hear that Penny Flame quit porn? Again. Wait, did she quit porn or is she just going by her real name now?
Posted by: sunny black at June 26, 2012 12:01 AM (0dyYY)
81 It didn't happen on this site, but I got the same thing at Gateway Pundit a couple of hours before.
Posted by: Harry K. at June 26, 2012 12:06 AM (SK5U6)
82 I never got one of those before but one just popped up when i was at legal insurrection. Very odd.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 26, 2012 12:06 AM (5H6zj)
83 On my Safari browser, that same pop-up box began appearing today at:
Ace of Spades
if that helps in any way.
Best regards, Peter Warner (reading Ace again).
Posted by: Peter Warner at June 26, 2012 12:07 AM (q2ZT0)
84 Considering all of the other people who got Siteware pop ups, on AoS and other conservative sites, I'm just wondering if Leftwing sites got the same pop up.
Posted by: Jack at June 26, 2012 12:08 AM (wUFaM)
85 I guessed the password!!!! I guessed the password!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at June 26, 2012 12:12 AM (Ho2rs)
86 Just close the box and move on.
That's what she said.
Posted by: no good deed at June 26, 2012 12:14 AM (0lYad)
87 I had a site meter show up at my front door tonight while I was eating. Yeah they are annoying but if you just yell out a long random number they go away and bug your neighbors.
Posted by: Sandwich Bag at June 26, 2012 12:18 AM (MG6Y6)
88 Seriously, I went to LGF, DU, Huff Po, and Daily KOS. Nothing. It is only happening on conservative sites. How can that be?
Posted by: Thunderb at June 26, 2012 12:23 AM (Dnbau)
89 Paranoid again.
Posted by: Thunderb at June 26, 2012 12:25 AM (Dnbau)
90 Paranoid again.
Posted by: Thunderb at June 26, 2012 12:25 AM (Dnbau)
A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 26, 2012 12:35 AM (XYqoq)
91 And at Volokh Conspiracy.
Posted by: lael at June 26, 2012 12:38 AM (nNjlJ)
92 Washington (CNN) -- The U.S. House is expected to vote this week for the first time in history to cite a sitting U.S. attorney general for contempt of Congress, a GOP leadership aide told CNN on Monday.
The vote is scheduled for Thursday, said the source, who was not authorized to speak on the record.
The House Oversight Committee recommended the vote against Attorney General Eric Holder last week after he refused to hand over all of the requested documents in its investigation of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms' controversial Fast and Furious gun-running sting.
Posted by: Jesse Owens at June 26, 2012 12:45 AM (e8kgV)
93 OK I was getting this too but now that we're on this topic has anyone else noticed that sometimes when they open up certain political sites/pages a google window opens up as well? Or is that just happening to me?
Posted by: DAve at June 26, 2012 12:49 AM (h+/7G)
94 If you're not certain it's from sitemeter hit cntrl alt del, shut it down
and reopen a fresh browser.
Posted by: Commet at June 26, 2012 12:56 AM (OgPQA)
95 U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.’s office disclosed Monday that the veteran Democratic congressman has been on medical leave from Congress for the past two weeks and is being treated for exhaustion.
The 17-year Illinois congressman’s office declined to say where he was being treated or when he is expected to return.
A statement issued Monday was the first public disclosure that Jackson has been on medical leave since June 10.
Posted by: Jesse Owens at June 26, 2012 01:01 AM (e8kgV)
96 @36 Careful Alextc, I envision your nose being perfect. Wouldn't want it to start growing.
Posted by: teej at June 26, 2012 01:07 AM (cDwCa)
97 This is NOT an overnight thread, please hold yourselves accountable. The "3 Thieves Rule" still applies.
Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2012 01:10 AM (+wxCD)
98 That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage.
Posted by: President Skroob at June 26, 2012 01:12 AM (tcFym)
99 hash check.
Posted by: teej at June 26, 2012 01:14 AM (F1lOF)
100 Okay. Two different ones in two posts.
We're goin' for three.
Posted by: teej at June 26, 2012 01:16 AM (F1lOF)
101 Just dropped in while winding down from the gig.
You guys and chicks are a hoot.
Have an enjoyable night.
Posted by: teej at June 26, 2012 01:21 AM (WY3bD)
It is NOT malware. The same thing popped up on my Windows Phone. This after the unknown links in comments leading to shady sites a few weeks back. All occurring after a certain someone declared war on 1st amendment.
Hate to sound over the top but just detailing personal info or even quantitative info on the number of patrons to a targeted site would make for a good court case. (IE these/this many people visited this site with truthful but damning evidence about this person)
Ace, I'd take the previous with a grain of salt but the precautions of someone who poked a bear.
Posted by: Politifact at June 26, 2012 01:50 AM (WJ/23)
103 Sitemeter? Geez, welcome to the '90s. Well, it fits with the rest of the design and functionality of this site. Someday I hope "pixy" figures out the scrap of code that allows comment modules to truncate long URLs so we don't have to paste tinyURLs all the damn time. Maybe in 2020.
Posted by: babygiraffes at June 26, 2012 03:14 AM (h0KX8)
104 It's showing up at our little conservative site too.
Posted by: wankette at June 26, 2012 03:43 AM (qNhTJ)
105 Only place I still get the sitemeter thing is on House of Erasthenes- still worth it tho-
Posted by: DAve at June 26, 2012 08:19 AM (h+/7G)
106 Now I'm getting it here again- 5 Pacific
Posted by: DAve at June 26, 2012 08:19 AM (h+/7G)
That happened to me yesterday and all I could say was WTH?? So HUbby looked and said move on.. which is what I did.. I have never seen that before and as I was perusing a site that I always visit.. I was quite surprised..
Posted by: Alissa Dirks at June 26, 2012 09:10 AM (nRT5f)
"Just close the box and move on."
"What's in the Box?!?!
Posted by: Det. David Mills at June 26, 2012 09:37 AM (m+yc7)
109 Didn't get it at home or work.
Posted by: trainer at June 26, 2012 09:41 AM (IVoJS)
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