Wal*Mart's Having a Red Tag Sale on... Ass

@tmi3rd calls this possibly the "greatest video ever."

It's a rap video which proclaims that when you want some "new" (i.e., new vaigzsh), you should go to Wal*Mart, because that's where all the sexy ladies are.

Content Warning, as the whole video consists of booty being shaken one foot from the camera, and a flurry of sexual terms that I'm actually hearing for the first time. Things where you're like, "I've never heard that and so I technically don't know what it means, but I do know what it means, and that's awful."

Like I said, Content Warning.

Posted by: Ace at 05:08 PM



Comments

1 End of days.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2012 05:11 PM (6TB1Z)

2 Did not watch it, just wanted to congratulate Ace on his Learn A New Word a Day plan to improve his vocabulary.

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at June 01, 2012 05:11 PM (kXoT0)

3 Cleanup on aisle three.

-J

Posted by: I'm just joshin... at June 01, 2012 05:12 PM (I65om)

4 That's terrible...I must watch it over and over to get the full breadth of its terribleness....

Posted by: packsoldier at June 01, 2012 05:12 PM (7lI2N)

5 @tmi3rd calls this possibly the "greatest video ever."

How soon they forget.

Posted by: Rodney King at June 01, 2012 05:13 PM (QKKT0)

6 No, really. Our ancestors beating on a log with a thighbone would have been appalled.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2012 05:13 PM (6TB1Z)

7 @tmi3rd calls this possibly the "greatest video ever."



He must be easy to please. I thought it sucked. But I hate rap and shaking asses does not improve it.

Posted by: Vic at June 01, 2012 05:13 PM (YdQQY)

8
SMOD, take me away from all...this.

Please.

Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2012 05:14 PM (4I3Uo)

9 Shortest Ace movie review evah!

Posted by: YIKES! at June 01, 2012 05:14 PM (WmCLt)

10 I know what I'm doing tomorrow. I'ma build a smoke house. This Obama economy opend up a whole new concept in food groups!

Posted by: Zombie Canibal dude at June 01, 2012 05:14 PM (Qr9Rc)

11 My favorite is the massingel and summer's eve references. Apparently those women had not so fresh, stinky vuh-jay-jay's

Posted by: taylork at June 01, 2012 05:14 PM (ppNDn)

12 Are you sure this isn't the latest campaign ad for the SCOAMF?

Posted by: RoadRunner at June 01, 2012 05:14 PM (RMN93)

13 Dad must be proud.

Wait. That was dad.

Posted by: Cicero at June 01, 2012 05:15 PM (QKKT0)

14

HAWT.

Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (/x4oj)

15 Please pass the eye bleach. And the ear bleach. But not from your basket.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (/izg2)

16 And they make such a BIG DEAL out of Johann Sebastian Bach.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (Hx5uv)

17 Holy fuck, was that ever annoying. Take one phrase, then repeat it fifty times. Then realize you may be boring your listeners, so dig deep, and come up with another short phrase. Repeat that another 50-100 times.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (Go/E/)

18 I know that Wal-Mart. It used to be an old housing project that got redeveloped. People bitched about gentrification for years during its development. As we can see, not all of the riff-raff got displaced.

Posted by: taylork at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (ppNDn)

19
.... and..... we end the week on THAT note.

For the record.... I made it 27 seconds in to the video.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (C8hzL)

20 I didn't watch the video, but I will assume now that this is FALSE ADVERTISING.

People of WalMart emails / slideshows, on the other hand? ACCURATE REPORTING.

Posted by: reason at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (W2YA6)

21 11
My favorite is the massingel and summer's eve references. Apparently those women had not so fresh, stinky vuh-jay-jay's

Posted by: taylork at June 01, 2012 05:14 PM

They did seem to have some sort of itchy-twitchy thing going on.

Posted by: irright at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (RzLbD)

22 Things where you're like, "I've never heard that and so I technically don't know what it means, but I do know what it means, and that's awful."


****

Well, this should be a real eye-opener for me considering it took more than twenty years before I caught the meaning of She-Bop.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (piMMO)

23 Sorry, all I wanted to do was slap every person in that video upside of the head with a 2x4.

Posted by: museisluse at June 01, 2012 05:17 PM (q2H2p)

24 The garden section is full of hoes.

Posted by: Cicero at June 01, 2012 05:17 PM (QKKT0)

25 Word of warning. Stay away from the Bargain Five Dollar Bin of Ass.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 01, 2012 05:17 PM (L7hol)

26 "But I hate rap and shaking asses does not improve it. "

Heee-eee-eeee-eee-eeee-yeee-yeee-yeee
Hawwww-awwww-awwww-awww-awww-awwww!

Posted by: an ass, shaken (not stirred) at June 01, 2012 05:18 PM (W2YA6)

27 People used to have to practice at instruments and stuff to make music.

Now any jackass with a computer and a hacked version of Fruity Loops can make me cringe. I miss music.

Something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlq0lYB3iSM

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at June 01, 2012 05:18 PM (sw9Gv)

28 Buttocks of Walmart.

Posted by: toby928 at June 01, 2012 05:18 PM (NG097)

29 I miss the old days when non political posts consisted of top (insert subject) lists , haiku contests , Deep Thought musings and the Chuck Norris schtick with various personalities. I think the last time we did any of these was the infamous night of the cougar.

Posted by: polynikes channeling bizarro Edwards at June 01, 2012 05:19 PM (DdHu+)

30 Check out today's special on out-of-date tuna!

Posted by: Wal-Mart at June 01, 2012 05:19 PM (QKKT0)

31 Video crashed!

It's an AceOlanche!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:19 PM (piMMO)

32 I see a bigger ass every morning.

Posted by: Dog-eating SCOAMF at June 01, 2012 05:19 PM (1l37M)

33 Ace is the Pompatus of Love.

Posted by: toby928 at June 01, 2012 05:19 PM (NG097)

34 "But I hate rap and shaking asses does not improve it. "


THIS! Eye and ear bleach here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVNtnOFdP4Y (SFW, it's Nightwish with Tarja... mmmm... Tarja.)

Posted by: The Bizarro Joker at June 01, 2012 05:20 PM (UMwMT)

35 *** *** **** *** **** ******

Posted by: RioBravo at June 01, 2012 05:20 PM (eEfYn)

36 My mother was forced to shop fourteen miles from home because of her Cherokee heritage... and because that's where the store was.

Posted by: Liawatha Warren at June 01, 2012 05:20 PM (FcR7P)

37 It's enough to warm the cockles of Sam Walton's heart!

Posted by: Colonel Mustard at June 01, 2012 05:20 PM (mQMnK)

38

He couldn't handle that much motion if he tried.

Posted by: all talk at June 01, 2012 05:20 PM (HOOye)

39 People used to have to practice at instruments and stuff to make music.

Now any jackass with a computer and a hacked version of Fruity Loops can make me cringe. I miss music.

Something like this...


****

that's old school!

http://vevo.ly/qv66Or

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:20 PM (piMMO)

40 Aw, crap. Forgot to turn the sock off. Anyway, Tarja = HAWT

Posted by: Naqamel at June 01, 2012 05:21 PM (UMwMT)

41 At work, not gonna watch now, not gonna watch when I get home, but I will say this: the Walmart nearest me? There really are lots of hawt chicks in there, every freakin' time I go in, which is not very often.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2012 05:21 PM (TOk1P)

42 30
Check out today's special on out-of-date tuna!


Posted by: Wal-Mart at June 01, 2012 05:19 PM

After they filmed that video, it smells like its everywhere in here now.


Posted by: walmart shopper at June 01, 2012 05:21 PM (RzLbD)

43 Walmart caved to that fucking communist traitor (but I repeat myself) Van Jones. It's a place I will never buy from again.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 01, 2012 05:21 PM (YSyyZ)

44 If you can get a can of paint in that crack, we can use you.

Posted by: Home Depot at June 01, 2012 05:21 PM (QKKT0)

45
Posted by: all talk at June 01, 2012 05:20 PM (HOOye)


Heh.... awesome hashtag

Posted by: fixerupper at June 01, 2012 05:21 PM (C8hzL)

46 We definitely needed something to lighten the atmosphere around here for a Friday night.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:22 PM (piMMO)

47 "she buyin' Summer's Eve"

HAHAHAHAHaaaaaa

now I know why BF shops Wally alla time. (And here I thought it was for the Dinty Moore beef stew specials). In other news, WMT is only stock that went up today.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2012 05:22 PM (jm/9g)

48 Things where you're like, "I've never heard that and so I technically don't know what it means, but I do know what it means, and that's awful."
*reason takes a moment to reminisce about most of his junior-high and high-school career*

Posted by: reason at June 01, 2012 05:22 PM (W2YA6)

49 People of Walmart song is still the best.

And under the "Didn't See This Coming" file:

Reille Hunter announces today her book, "What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter and Me" being released.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2012 05:22 PM (UOM48)

50 And this is why we shop at Target and Aldi's

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:23 PM (zlvkY)

51
We definitely needed something to lighten the atmosphere around here for a Friday night.

------

Marcus Aeralius had a dream for what was once Rome..... this is not it. THIS IS NOT IT!!!

Posted by: General Gluteus Maximus at June 01, 2012 05:24 PM (C8hzL)

52 >>>"What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter and Me"

At least it wasn't in my mouth.

Posted by: Rielle Hunter at June 01, 2012 05:25 PM (zlvkY)

53 Those girls got some skills.


Posted by: Jimbo at June 01, 2012 05:25 PM (O3R/2)

54 @Cicero - genius.

Posted by: reason at June 01, 2012 05:25 PM (W2YA6)

55 I don't get it.

Posted by: The First Gay President at June 01, 2012 05:25 PM (FcR7P)

56
>>>Marcus Aeralius had a dream for what was once Rome

I had my passport stolen there by a gypsy.

Imma bet that wasn't it, either.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:26 PM (zlvkY)

57 BTW, everyone knows that THIS is the only acceptable booty vid:

http://bit.ly/bFC0pY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:26 PM (piMMO)

58 What's "gush"?

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2012 05:26 PM (jm/9g)

59 "Reille Hunter announces today her book, "What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter and Me" being released."

We saw it. It wasn't really impressive enough of a tape to merit a book.

Posted by: reason at June 01, 2012 05:26 PM (W2YA6)

60 That shit might play in Lagos...............but NOT UP IN HERE !!!!!!!

Posted by: Asst. To The Asst. Manager at June 01, 2012 05:26 PM (AzwZn)

61 Marcus Aeralius had a dream for what was once Rome..... this is not it. THIS IS NOT IT!!!


*****

Caligula would approve.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:27 PM (piMMO)

62 51
We definitely needed something to lighten the atmosphere around here for a Friday night.

---------


try an episode of Archer

Posted by: totally politically incorrect+ at June 01, 2012 05:27 PM (HOOye)

63 Those girls got some skills.

Skills their mothers and fathers must be proud of.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2012 05:27 PM (OWjjx)

64 Posted by: reason at June 01, 2012 05:16 PM (W2YA6)

I've always considered those People of Wal-Mart sites to be a form of corporate sabotage. Given the number of people who shop at Wal-Mart *some* of them are going to be ugly, or fat, or have poor taste in clothes or some combination.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 01, 2012 05:27 PM (CQ1cz)

65 Well, that 4:21 I'll never get back

Posted by: John Maynard Keynes at June 01, 2012 05:27 PM (e8kgV)

66 That there's some scary shit.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 01, 2012 05:28 PM (vbh31)

67 >>What's "gush"?

Uhhh.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:29 PM (zlvkY)

68 Well, that 4:21 I'll never get back

It's that third time through that killed your chances.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2012 05:29 PM (FcR7P)

69 #43 Inspector I posted this on another thread. Took me a while to type it on my I phone so I'm posting it again whether anyone reads it or not. My effort will not be in vain!

120 OT but I got a response back from Wal-Mart regard to my e-mail to them regard to their decision to withdraw support from ALEC after pressure from Van Jones related groups because of ALEC's advocating for Voter ID laws.

'thank you for your recent inquiry. At Wal-Mart, everything we do is connected to our mission of helping people save money so they can live better. To that end, the company supports legislative efforts consistent with that goal. Historically we found value in working with ALEC and it's legislative members on issues related to tax, commerce and economic development.

Previously we expressed our concerns about ALEC decision to weigh in on issues that stray from it's core mission "to advance the Jeffersonian principles of free markets". We feel the divide between these activities and our purpose as a business has become too wide. To that end we are suspending our membership in ALEC.'

They offered the ability to reply to this response. They probably shouldn't have.

Posted by: polynikes channeling bizarro Edwards at June 01, 2012 05:29 PM (DdHu+)

70 I've always considered those People of Wal-Mart sites to be a form of corporate sabotage. Given the number of people who shop at Wal-Mart *some* of them are going to be ugly, or fat, or have poor taste in clothes or some combination.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 01, 2012 05:27 PM (CQ1cz)

--------------------------------------------

The same thing happens with the patrons at Whole Foods.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2012 05:30 PM (eG+Qx)

71 Wifey was at wal-mart today and she said it was a regular freak show. You could have filmed a documentary.

She later found that it is food stamp day, being the first of the month.

Posted by: sTevo at June 01, 2012 05:30 PM (VMcEw)

72 If I had a daughter....

....wait, no.....

If I had a son, he'd be the rapper in that video.

Posted by: King Choom at June 01, 2012 05:30 PM (UOM48)

73 Joe Buck: Uh, Troy........after watching that video, uh, yea........any comments?

Troy Aikman: Joe, I think it is time to remind our viewers that the Fox Broadcast Booth is brought to you by Clorox Brain Bleach. Clorox Brain Bleach, to help you get the stunk that Ace left for you out of the mind.

Posted by: Fox Broadcast Booth at June 01, 2012 05:30 PM (OWjjx)

74 "White girl" version (if you can stand it): http://tinyurl.com/6wtnb8j
Not sure if this is parody or white girls tryin' to be "ghetto".

Posted by: Nigel at June 01, 2012 05:30 PM (wHj25)

75 Jesus H. Christ that sucks.

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2012 05:30 PM (OlN4e)

76 Our military needs to harness whatever is in those ass cheeks.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 01, 2012 05:31 PM (vbh31)

77
Why do I feel so dirty typing in this particular thread....

must leave

Posted by: blond white chic at June 01, 2012 05:31 PM (HOOye)

78 Jobs added last month would have been only 68,998 had it not been for:

Shakers, Ass: +2

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2012 05:31 PM (FcR7P)

79 Speaking of "Ass", you know who a hot piece of that is? Debbie Wasserman Schultz. I love stupid women. Stupid women are hot hot hot. DWS is like, lightyears beyond stupid. How do you raise the self-esteem of an imbecile or a complete moron? Let them watch her on this C-Span House Budget Committee meeting on Government in the Economy.

Effin' HOT! Like white hot-intensity-of-a-thousand-burning-suns-hot.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2012 05:31 PM (zHXz5)

80 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:29 PM (zlvkY)
***
No really, I'm legal in PA, you can tell me. Is it what I think it is? Because he say she got it after he say she keep her body CLEANNNNNNNNNN

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2012 05:31 PM (jm/9g)

81
I enjoyed the video for about a minute. But, that's one more minute of enjoyment than Trayvon got out of it. Werd.

Posted by: Whatever at June 01, 2012 05:32 PM (UZuc4)

82 "Reille Hunter announces today her book, "What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter and Me"
-----------------------------------------

What a great companion piece in my library to Monica Lewinsky's literary juggernaut:

"What Bill Clinton's Cock Tastes Like.....And Thoughts On Geo-Political Strategies In A New American Century."

Posted by: Asst. To The Asst. Manager at June 01, 2012 05:32 PM (AzwZn)

83 I was thinking about that TV show "In Search Of" with Lenny Nimoy today.

I loved that show as a kid.

Nothing added to the post, but I felt I had to get that off my chest.

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at June 01, 2012 05:32 PM (sw9Gv)

84 If you think that's bad, don't ever search "Big Freedia" on youtube.

Posted by: Right wing Jackelope of Doom at June 01, 2012 05:32 PM (E55AK)

85 Haven't been in the local Wally World in a while. It's guaranteed that Every.Single.Time you'll see some form of child abuse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2012 05:33 PM (UOM48)

86
Lawd Reerkris. Motha fockin bootleg Wal-Mart.

Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2012 05:33 PM (/x4oj)

87 ACE POST A VIDEO WHERE BLACK WOMEN ARE BEING EXPLOITED!!!! ALL PART OF THE GOP'S WAR ON WOMEN!

Posted by: Insane Kay In Maine at June 01, 2012 05:33 PM (OWjjx)

88 >>>No really, I'm legal in PA

It's a trap!!!!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:33 PM (zlvkY)

89 74"White girl" version (if you can stand it): http://tinyurl.com/6wtnb8j
Not sure if this is parody or white girls tryin' to be "ghetto".
Posted by: Nigel at June 01, 2012 05:30 PM (wHj25) Hmmm...linky no work.

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2012 05:33 PM (UZuc4)

90 I think the white girl one is a parody. They had fun making it.


Posted by: Jimbo at June 01, 2012 05:34 PM (O3R/2)

91 Professional booty shakers on a closed aisle. Do not attempt.

Posted by: Wal-Mart Corporate Communications at June 01, 2012 05:34 PM (QKKT0)

92 I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 01, 2012 05:34 PM (BdzEV)

93 Nalgas Aguadas

Posted by: grease monkey at June 01, 2012 05:34 PM (VSWPU)

94 That was quite distasteful.

Posted by: km at June 01, 2012 05:35 PM (iFQkz)

95 How do they get their butts to shake like that? No, really. That's some incredible shaking goin on.


And a good reminder--never buy underwear at Wal Mart. You don't know who has been in it before you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2012 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

96 OK, linky work!

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2012 05:35 PM (UZuc4)

97 >>>Professional booty shakers on a closed aisle. Do not attempt

And bring plenty of "ones".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:35 PM (zlvkY)

98 I'm going to watch the Candyman vid again to get the funk out my head.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:36 PM (piMMO)

99 The gay hipster slap fight Ace posted and then took down whilst castigating us for commenting on had more artistic value.

Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2012 05:36 PM (OlN4e)

100 Speaking of this near-unwatchable House Committee meeting, I think I can see Waxman's tiny little frontal lobe through his nose.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2012 05:36 PM (zHXz5)

101 I'm thinking "gush" is the female version of "splooge". That's probably a good guess.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2012 05:37 PM (jm/9g)

102 >>>never buy underwear at Wal Mart. You don't know who has been in it before you.

I haven't been in Seattle in years, so your odds of getting pregnant from that are really low.

True fact.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:37 PM (zlvkY)

103 Low information Obama voters.

Posted by: dogfish at June 01, 2012 05:37 PM (N2yhW)

104 As with everything else, I know await comment from Bizaro 5 President before deciding if I like this video or not.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2012 05:37 PM (OWjjx)

105 Makes me yearn for the "classics" like 2 Live Crew back in the 90's.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 01, 2012 05:37 PM (cwPzQ)

106 I think I can see Waxman's tiny little frontal lobe through his nose.

That's his prostate.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2012 05:38 PM (6TB1Z)

107 95How do they get their butts to shake like that? No, really. That's some incredible shaking goin on.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2012 05:35 PM (RZ8pf) They watch BET for 10-12 days straight and practice, practice, practice...

Posted by: joejm65 at June 01, 2012 05:38 PM (UZuc4)

108 >>>That's probably a good guess.

I'd venture you're right, lil' lady.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:38 PM (zlvkY)

109 at cosco the old guy is hey let me see the reseat and if you didnt not have

they can blame you for stealing or make you put it back in the store total

bull shit about guilty before proving innosence hey cosco this is the usa of

america learn some facts about justice idiots go to hell

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at June 01, 2012 05:39 PM (+lsX1)

110 How do they get their butts to shake like that?

Don't look at us.

Posted by: Shakers and Quakers at June 01, 2012 05:39 PM (6TB1Z)

111 The gay hipster slap fight Ace posted and then took down whilst castigating us for commenting on had more artistic value.
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2012 05:36 PM (OlN4e)

----------------------------------------------

That was one of the funniest threads and aftermaths that I've ever seen on this blog. Fucking classic.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2012 05:39 PM (eG+Qx)

112 >>>I think I can see Waxman's tiny little frontal lobe through his nose.

That's his prostate.


Anatomy is a really confusing subject when your specimen has his head up his ass.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:39 PM (zlvkY)

113 On The Five: The EPA has been flying over farms and spying on.... cows.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:40 PM (piMMO)

114 The gay hipster slap fight Ace posted and then took down whilst castigating us for commenting on had more artistic value. Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2012 05:36 PM (OlN4e) ---------------------------------------------- That was one of the funniest threads and aftermaths that I've ever seen on this blog. Fucking classic.

And a testament as to why we can't have nice things around here.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2012 05:40 PM (OWjjx)

115 Well, that 4:21 I'll never get back.
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You made it all the way through?

I'd rather sit through "1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick" than watch that culture-killing abomination all the way through.

Posted by: Asst. To The Asst. Manager at June 01, 2012 05:40 PM (AzwZn)

116 I am wondering what the Tractor Farm Supply equivalent of this video might look like.

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at June 01, 2012 05:41 PM (sw9Gv)

117 I'd rather sit through "1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick" than watch that culture-killing abomination all the way through.


****

Yep. You know all you need to know about 30 seconds in.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:41 PM (piMMO)

118
It's so stupid, it's funny.

As Sir Mix-a-lot would be apt to say:

I like big butts
And I cannot lie

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at June 01, 2012 05:42 PM (RFeQD)

119 >>>I am wondering what the Tractor Farm Supply equivalent of this video might look like.

Let's not discuss 17 year old girls in riding pants.

You know, without pictures, and stuff......

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:42 PM (zlvkY)

120 Thanks, Ace, I'll be content reading the Moron Horde's reviews instead. Nothing personal.

That's not music, it's rap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy with talent on loan from SMOD at June 01, 2012 05:43 PM (d0Tfm)

121 How do they get their butts to shake like that?


It's not sodifficult when baby got back.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2012 05:43 PM (jm/9g)

122 How do they get their butts to shake like that?
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That, my friend, is the power of food stamps and cable tv!

Posted by: Asst. To The Asst. Manager at June 01, 2012 05:44 PM (AzwZn)

123 Yeah, I tried it, I can get my boobs to shake, but my butt not so much. Baby don't got back.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 01, 2012 05:45 PM (RZ8pf)

124
So You Wanna be a Ho

-Velvet Jones, SNL

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 05:45 PM (hvwLi)

125 I can get my boobs to shake, but my butt not so much. Baby don't got back.

Tell me about it, sister.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 01, 2012 05:46 PM (6TB1Z)

126 Yeah, I tried it, I can get my boobs to shake, but my butt not so much. Baby don't got back.
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Why not let us analyze the video and offer helpful tips?

Posted by: Asst. To The Asst. Manager at June 01, 2012 05:47 PM (AzwZn)

127 With the sound off it's the story of a guy trying to get his shopping done while getting accosted by some jello-butt skanks. Freaking story of my life.

Posted by: Chicago Voter at June 01, 2012 05:48 PM (qAGZa)

128 @123 -

There was a tranny in Philly who was performing butt implants who could help you out but s/he got busted.

There's always the old standby - squats. At the gym I mean, with weights.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2012 05:48 PM (jm/9g)

129 Damn, PGIS. Now I gotta head off to my bunk.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 01, 2012 05:48 PM (/izg2)

130

I'm available to dance.


http://tinyurl.com/6sq5n8e

Posted by: Katayana Morticia Jones at June 01, 2012 05:49 PM (hvwLi)

131 I can get my boobs to shake, but my butt not so much. Baby don't got back.

Be careful. I almost threw my back out.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at June 01, 2012 05:49 PM (6TB1Z)

132 Note he notes. "She got a Louisiana purchase card", that be being an EBT welfare card. Obviously a plus when looking for new stuff.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 01, 2012 05:50 PM (hXJOG)

133 >>>I can get my boobs to shake, but my butt not so much.

Without video, this comment is udderly worthless.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2012 05:51 PM (zlvkY)

134 I'm going to my bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk

Posted by: bunk buster at June 01, 2012 05:51 PM (6FlB5)

135 I was interested to hear some new terminology, but I couldn't make it past the .55 mark.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 01, 2012 05:53 PM (zHXz5)

136 Let's not discuss 17 year old girls in riding pants.

You know, without pictures, and stuff......


****

Kate Upton, 5-time World Champion:

http://bit.ly/LmfR2M

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 05:54 PM (piMMO)

137 Posted by: Dog-eating SCOAMF at June 01, 2012 05:19 PM (1l37M)
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My compliments on your awesome blog !!

Posted by: Toaster at June 01, 2012 05:54 PM (sJKFk)

138 These folks are in MY tribe baby.



Where was Peggy Joseph in the video?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at June 01, 2012 05:56 PM (hXJOG)

139 BTW, it was Trump's agency which discovered her:

http://bit.ly/Knp8vc

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 06:00 PM (piMMO)

140 Oh yeah, Obama is a stuttering Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster Cluster F*ck of a Miserable Failure

Posted by: Toaster at June 01, 2012 06:00 PM (sJKFk)

141 Hm.

I don't think I've ever seen so much camel toe in an ass shaking video before.

Posted by: Random at June 01, 2012 06:04 PM (ieFeF)

142 116 I am wondering what the Tractor Farm Supply equivalent of this video might look like.
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at June 01, 2012 05:41 PM (sw9Gv)
Playboy March 1970, December 1973, January 1975

Posted by: Barbie Benton at June 01, 2012 06:07 PM (vPa8F)

143 re: Peeps 'o WMT - I tried to start a website for "People of Albertsons." It didn't get beyond two pictures of Irish Travellers.

Posted by: reason at June 01, 2012 06:09 PM (q/kmn)

144 WTF.. is that the blue light special or is that k-mart

Posted by: thunderb at June 01, 2012 06:22 PM (Dnbau)

145 For those who missed the White Girl Parody, it's here: http://po.st/SNru2C

Posted by: Adjoran at June 01, 2012 06:24 PM (VfmLu)

146 That's New Orleans bounce. IMO the best is Nikky Da B. Here is a Diplo mix.

youtube.com/watch?v=eF1lU-CrQfc

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2012 06:28 PM (i330i)

147 That is Wal Mart's policy, always available and cheap.

Posted by: Alamo at June 01, 2012 06:36 PM (C0alm)

148 I'm glad to see you're all enjoying the new music video for the Let's Move! campaign

Posted by: SCOAMFLOTUS at June 01, 2012 06:37 PM (Q1Iau)

149 I saw this when it first went viral. Just as awful then as it is then.

Posted by: Big T Party at June 01, 2012 06:44 PM (EhUTA)

150 (o_O)

da fuq?

Posted by: CausticConservative at June 01, 2012 07:01 PM (gT3jF)

151 The Louisiana Purchase card is not commemorative. It's EBT.

Posted by: no good deed at June 01, 2012 07:02 PM (mjR67)

152 I hear that if you watch this at the same time as Chacarron Macarron, you can catch a glimpse of what goes on inside Joe Biden's head.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at June 01, 2012 07:31 PM (Y5I9o)

153 Damn - does this mean the next time I go to WalMart I need to sniff the cart before using?

Posted by: Joe Repub at June 01, 2012 08:13 PM (YOZVY)

154 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Steevy at June 01, 2012 08:23 PM (Ts9tU)

155 Resist dat azz... we much.

Posted by: Al BlueBerry Pie Sharpton at June 01, 2012 09:23 PM (soZKf)

156 Lasted about 35 seconds. If that's the best video ever, I'd hate to see the worst.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 01, 2012 09:45 PM (UCR1O)

157 SMOD where art thou?

Posted by: Toaster at June 01, 2012 10:32 PM (sJKFk)

158 Ghetto Hula. A new art form.

Posted by: Cornfused yet again at June 02, 2012 11:51 AM (zOnl9)






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