Flashback, 2010: Biden Predicts Economy Will Soon Be Producing Upwards of 500,000 Jobs Per Month

Nailed it.

Meanwhile, this seems to be a Thing, though I don't know why. It's just a joke, isn't it?

But Obama says he wants people to go out and buy a "thingamajig."

Posted by: Ace at 02:19 PM



Comments

1 But Obama says he wants people to go out and buy a "thingamajig."

Is that similar to the Bob-It?

Posted by: EC at June 01, 2012 02:19 PM (GQ8sn)

2 Oh and first, you fuckers!!!

Posted by: EC at June 01, 2012 02:20 PM (GQ8sn)

3 A thingalmajog? Bah. I prefer to take my three grand and buy a whatchamacallit.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:21 PM (84pE9)

4 Biden has his head up his ass? Really?

Posted by: Cicero at June 01, 2012 02:21 PM (QKKT0)

5
I danced a jig once.

It's rained for days.

Posted by: E Warren at June 01, 2012 02:22 PM (2cfUo)

6 No thanks, I'll wait til Nov 7, to go out and buy anything at all.

Posted by: JimK at June 01, 2012 02:22 PM (NAQDf)

7 I predict that Biden will surpass Spiro T Agnew as The Worst Veep in History


Posted by: SantaRosaStan. uber alles at June 01, 2012 02:22 PM (Dll6b)

8
Oh that Joe.
Ain't he a knee slapper?

Posted by: YIKES! at June 01, 2012 02:22 PM (WmCLt)

9 I think he means buy a 'Schticky' from that Vince guy.

Posted by: Greg from Canada at June 01, 2012 02:22 PM (H0lcY)

10 Thanks to Maureen Dowd, I hear "go out and buy a thingamajigg.... White Boy!"

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at June 01, 2012 02:22 PM (RfvTE)

11 500,000 jobs a month is not entirely unrealistic...



...if they were government jobs.

Posted by: EC at June 01, 2012 02:22 PM (GQ8sn)

12 Some advice: Don't buy a GM thingamajig. They catch on fire.

Posted by: Cicero at June 01, 2012 02:23 PM (QKKT0)

13 "Problems in the job market were long in the making and will not be
solved overnight.The economy lost jobs for 25 straight months beginning
in February 2008, and over 8 million jobs were lost as a result of the
Great Recession. We are still fighting back from the worst economic
crisis since the Great Depression. " http://tinyurl.com/88mfgy8

Is this the first time the WH is calling it "the Great Recession"?

They are going to go back to "created and saved" and this will be good for romney, he didn't create a lot of jobs at bain but he saved a lot of them. And his record in MA is pretty good too....

Posted by: contrarian... at June 01, 2012 02:23 PM (oZfic)

14 3 A thingalmajog? Bah. I prefer to take my three grand and buy a whatchamacallit.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:21 PM (84pE9)


I would gladly sell you a Whatchamacallit for $3k. Payday for me.

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 02:23 PM (Xwgt3)

15 and I ain't buying sh^t until Romney is elected.


or buying any stuff, either. Just to be clear.....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. uber alles at June 01, 2012 02:23 PM (Dll6b)

16 "Thingamajig"??

Sounds racist...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 01, 2012 02:24 PM (wtvvX)

17 Also, if you order a Solyndra thingamajig, make sure its C.O.D.

Posted by: Cicero at June 01, 2012 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

18 WeeeeEEEeeeeEEEE! Dow off 2%

Posted by: The DOW at June 01, 2012 02:24 PM (84pE9)

19 "Thingamajig"? Why Obama sounds like someone I can relate to!

Posted by: Guntotin' Undecided Voter at June 01, 2012 02:24 PM (9eDbm)

20 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:24 PM (8y9MW)

21 the previous thread got Punched Down

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. uber alles at June 01, 2012 02:24 PM (Dll6b)

22
I prefer to have may druthers.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 01, 2012 02:25 PM (WmCLt)

23 I bought a thingamajig, It broke after two days

Posted by: robtr at June 01, 2012 02:25 PM (MtwBb)

24 hahahaha....that Obama is so funny! He just cracks me up, hahahaha. Oh. Wait a minute. I just remembered that I'm unemployed and homeless. What was I laughing about, again?

Posted by: face in the crowd at June 01, 2012 02:25 PM (8g9qq)

25 I once stimulated the economy by spending a few beads on a thing-a-ma-jig for our sweat lodge heater.

Posted by: E Warren at June 01, 2012 02:25 PM (2cfUo)

26 The problem with the economy is all you racist bitter clingers who want to do things like live within your means and pay off some debt. If you'd just go out and buy more stuff on credit and not worry about being able to pay it back, GDP would go through the roof.

Posted by: Barack Obama, SCOAMT at June 01, 2012 02:25 PM (8y9MW)

27 A "thingamagig"?

I think you mean a THNEED.

Posted by: Looking closely at June 01, 2012 02:25 PM (6Q9g2)

28 I'd send my minions out to buy thingamajigs but I had to lay them off because of Captain Clusterfuck's economic policies.

Posted by: Cicero at June 01, 2012 02:26 PM (QKKT0)

29 I traded in my old thingamajig for the upgrade--the thingamabob.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:26 PM (84pE9)

30 18 WeeeeEEEeeeeEEEE! Dow off 2%

Posted by: The DOW at June 01, 2012 02:24 PM (84pE9)


My 401K: "Annualized Return -7.05%"

It's good to buy on the way down, right? Right?

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 02:26 PM (Xwgt3)

31 The 1% are trying to destroy the Obama presidency by not hiring any one.

It's obvious.

Posted by: toby928© at June 01, 2012 02:26 PM (NG097)

32 What did you want me to say? My economic advisers all said "wigits" but I didn't know what those were.

Posted by: Barack Obama, SCOAMT at June 01, 2012 02:26 PM (8y9MW)

33 Thingamajig sounds racist.

Posted by: Right wing Jackelope of Doom at June 01, 2012 02:27 PM (E55AK)

34 The banks are holding onto their cash and Americans are paying off debt and holding onto their cash so no one is spending. In the last year so many people who smugly thought their job was safe and they would always be employed got the shock of their lives when suddenly they weren't employed. You see a couple of those instances and you aren't spending a dime, cause, if it happened to him/her it could then happen to you.

Heard someone either this morning or yesterday on a financial program wondering where the cash was and if everyone has it under their mattresses.

Posted by: contrarian... at June 01, 2012 02:27 PM (oZfic)

35

FOR SALE: One slightly used liberal Gizmo, and it stinks like ass. Liz Warren buffalo ass!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 02:27 PM (hvwLi)

36 A thingamajig? Do you have to get the okey-doke run on you first?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

37 Thingamajig? is that what I've been fappin all day? It's the economy stoopid!

Posted by: Smilin Jimmy Carville at June 01, 2012 02:27 PM (/pd0C)

38 It's so fucking fun to watch Obama flail.

SO. FUCKING. FUN.

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 01, 2012 02:27 PM (KVOrU)

39 >>>Pres. Obama: Congress Should Give Small Biz Owners A Tax Break


How about not piling on multiple work weeks worth of unreimbursed regulatory compliance paperwork asshole.

Posted by: X at June 01, 2012 02:27 PM (KHo8t)

40 I bought a doohickey at lunch. It's not going to help anything.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 01, 2012 02:27 PM (/kI1Q)

41 Related: Mitt's new campaign video hitting the SCOAMT on the economy is awesome. Link in my name.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2012 02:28 PM (tqwMN)

42 Thingamajig?

Are they made by Doodad Pro?

Posted by: nickless at June 01, 2012 02:28 PM (MMC8r)

43 27 A "thingamagig"?

I think you mean a THNEED.

Posted by: Looking closely at June 01, 2012 02:25 PM (6Q9g2)


This comment -> Google image search -> http://tinyurl.com/d7b7zf -> lmfao

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 02:28 PM (Xwgt3)

44 Bain Capital invested in whatchamacallits. They moved a doohickey plant overseas. And despite Romney's upbringing they invested in the chingadera industry.

Posted by: NY Slimes at June 01, 2012 02:29 PM (kqqGm)

45 The sale of lace wigs is the only thing holding the economy together.

Posted by: toby928© at June 01, 2012 02:29 PM (NG097)

46 A thingamagig isn't something you buy. It's something you pay to get polished. Dumbass.

Posted by: Lemon Pledge at June 01, 2012 02:29 PM (yn6XZ)

47 Thingamajigs can no longer be legally operated in the 57 states.

Posted by: The EPA at June 01, 2012 02:29 PM (QKKT0)

48 Just remember. These are the smartest fuckers ever in The White House.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 02:29 PM (UK9cE)

49
Has anyone every owned a mammygoogler? It's large and imposing, ofttimes confused with S E Cupp's udders.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 02:29 PM (hvwLi)

50 It's racist. He should have said a thingamaAfricanAmerican.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 02:29 PM (Hx5uv)

51 Isn't there a three day waiting period to buy a thingamajig?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2012 02:30 PM (OWjjx)

52 Thingamajigs are banned in New York City.

Posted by: toby928© at June 01, 2012 02:30 PM (NG097)

53 If it weren't for all you racist bitter clingers, I wouldn't even have to be out making this speech. You're making me miss my 18 holes today. Don't you know I'm busy? I have 6 fundraisers to attend today.

Posted by: Barack Obama, SCOAMT at June 01, 2012 02:30 PM (8y9MW)

54 Ace, you should add in the McDonald's tweet to Bloomberg.

Maketoday's Thingamajig a Big Mac!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 01, 2012 02:30 PM (XdlcF)

55 Romney's team should play that Biden clip over and over.

You can't fix stupid with Biden. It's forever.

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2012 02:30 PM (iYbLN)

56 Nanny Mike outlawed thingamajigs so I'd like to help but I can't...

Posted by: contrarian... at June 01, 2012 02:30 PM (oZfic)

57
A top water thingamajig.

Posted by: punch line at June 01, 2012 02:31 PM (2cfUo)

58 He was just slipping a "fnord" into the speech.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2012 02:31 PM (aEwHy)

59 I can vouch for that Warren gal's Indian heritage..She sold me some Grecian Formula, a box of Trojans, and a Slurpee at a 7-11 back in 1999...

True story...

Posted by: AmTrak Joe at June 01, 2012 02:31 PM (rihDG)

60 If I had an extra $3000, I get a really cool hairdo.

Posted by: Silky Pony at June 01, 2012 02:31 PM (yn6XZ)

61 You can only buy the 16oz or less thingamajig in New York City.........cause Nanny Bloomberg says anything larger than that is bad for you.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2012 02:32 PM (OWjjx)

62 I made my first million selling Whatnots and Nickamabobs, but the market has really dried up so now I'm focusing on my whoozywatsits. They's flyin' off the shelves, bitches.

Posted by: Right wing Jackelope of Doom at June 01, 2012 02:32 PM (E55AK)

63 Folks have buying thingamajigs since Obama took office: the ones that emit high-velocity projectiles.

Posted by: Jeffrey Quick at June 01, 2012 02:32 PM (fIIPH)

64 I'm thinking of buying a doo-hickey? Will that do?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 01, 2012 02:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

65 Damn it.........I hate it when other morons beat me to a joke.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2012 02:33 PM (OWjjx)

66 The Register has an article up today on how the IT industry is really holding up (if such can be said) the rest of the economy.

I'm not completely sure I agree with it; but when coupled with the fact that I'm seeing hiring drop off in IT (anecdotal, to be sure), it makes me wonder if we're already really into full-on economic contraction territory.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:33 PM (8y9MW)

67 (Wow, I'm actually early to the party this time.)

It's worth pointing out that there was speculation on Zero Hedge, yesterday before the result came out, that a surprise bad number was coming - and that it is intended to set things up for another burst of QE in June or August, just in time for the election.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at June 01, 2012 02:33 PM (DJgfL)

68 60
If I had an extra $3000, I get a really cool hairdo.

Posted by: Silky Pony at June 01, 2012 02:31 PM (yn6XZ)
I think that's enough to fly the prez's barber in for a really spectacular haircut...

Posted by: contrarian... at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (oZfic)

69 @38

No, it's not fun. It's more like watching auditions for American Idol, or those scenes in Reno911 that went on too long.

Posted by: Cameron at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (MQswF)

70 Doohickeys hardest hit.

Posted by: Retread at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (joSBv)

71 Jesus...what I wouldn't give for a reporter to ask Bloomberg..'Just what in the Hell is wrong with you exactly?'

Posted by: Portnoy at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (rihDG)

72 When will I be getting my free thingamijig?

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (N2yhW)

73 Would I be wrong to imagine that the audience is actually laughing at the whistling half-wit?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (acamJ)

74

Sidebar: Prosecutors asked the court to revoke Zimmerman's bond because he misled on his finances and has a second passport. Whoops.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (hvwLi)

75 If you do a Google search for "May 1983 unemployment rate," the first thing that pops up is this whopper of delusion from the NYT: "From 1983: Hope for Jobs in 2011."

Where you'll get an awesome dose of "would you believe this shit sandwich tastes GREAT!!?" that goes: "There is a good chance that the income numbers in the G.D.P. report will
be revised up when better data is available. That happened back in
1983. "

Yeah, really: That shit sandwich tastes awesome--we'll just revise our initial report of "awesome" to "tastes like shit" every single month of the JEF's administration.

Posted by: jimmuy at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (kSaUf)

76 Thingamajig? As well as sounding idiotic it shows how out of touch with ordinary Americans that Bush is!

Huh? Oh .... NEVER MIND !!!

Posted by: The MBM at June 01, 2012 02:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

77 67
(Wow, I'm actually early to the party this time.)



It's worth pointing out that there was speculation on Zero Hedge,
yesterday before the result came out, that a surprise bad number was
coming - and that it is intended to set things up for another burst of
QE in June or August, just in time for the election.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at June 01, 2012 02:33 PM (DJgfL)
they've seen this coming and I posted it here a couple of times....but none are so blind as they who aren't willing to see....

Posted by: contrarian... at June 01, 2012 02:35 PM (oZfic)

78 Thingamajigs are a human right, like health care.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 02:35 PM (Hx5uv)

79 I got a doo-hickey from a girl once in high school. I was teased for three days.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:35 PM (84pE9)

80
Abraham Lincoln dumped his first VP.....when he ran for reelection.
Didn't he?

And Barky does like to compare himself to Lincoln....

Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 02:35 PM (YzQ1g)

81 I have to share the roads with the mouth breathing barking marmosets in that crowd.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat [has a raging case of the Lurkies] at June 01, 2012 02:35 PM (4136b)

82 that it is intended to set things up for another burst of

QE in June or August, just in time for the election.

****

What? They think they can get that past Boehner's backbone?

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 02:36 PM (Hx5uv)

83 When will I be getting my free thingamijig?

Right after your Skittle-shitting unicorn, darlin'.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 01, 2012 02:37 PM (kqqGm)

84 Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 02:36 PM (Hx5uv)

It'll come from uncle benny

Posted by: contrarian... at June 01, 2012 02:37 PM (oZfic)

85 THAR' SHE BLOWS!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2012 02:37 PM (acamJ)

86 If a thingamajig is a 20oz Coke from New York, will these Commies' heads explode at the singularity?

Posted by: dogfish at June 01, 2012 02:37 PM (N2yhW)

87 I'm not completely sure I agree with it; but when
coupled with the fact that I'm seeing hiring drop off in IT (anecdotal,
to be sure), it makes me wonder if we're already really into full-on
economic contraction territory.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:33 PM (8y9MW)



I'm currently looking for a new IT job and I can tell you, there's only 3 to 6 month contracts out there. No one is hiring perms. There all temp to hire, which usually means, you're gone when the project is done.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 02:37 PM (UK9cE)

88 Sidebar: Prosecutors asked the court to revoke Zimmerman's bond because
he misled on his finances and has a second passport. Whoops.

****

Well, he is a Democrat.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 01, 2012 02:37 PM (Hx5uv)

89 I bet the WhatChaMaCallIt lobby is furious right now

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 01, 2012 02:37 PM (C2//T)

90 Sidebar: Prosecutors asked the court to revoke
Zimmerman's bond because he misled on his finances and has a second
passport. Whoops.


Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 02:34 PM (hvwLi)

Stupid move on Z's part, if true. Probably just panicked and wanted to make sure he had an escape hatch.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

91 I could get a $3000 hookerbot, or 3000 $1 hookerbots!

Posted by: Bender the Offender at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (yn6XZ)

92 The only way to understand the thingamajig is to buy the thingamajig

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi - Economic Idiot at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (OWjjx)

93 Sponge--where you at?

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (84pE9)

94 >>But Obama says he wants people to go out and buy a "thingamajig."

Remember the hate left vigorously and vulgarly making fun of Bush about ten years ago when he told the nation to go buy stuff to stimulate the economy? (I remember some righties criticizing the idea...the idea, not Bush personally or violently.)

Barack Herbert Walker Obama has kind of a nice ring to it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (/kI1Q)

95 There all temp to hire, which usually means, you're gone when the project is done.

If you're okay with the idea, Consulting companies are hiring.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (8y9MW)

96 Sheriff Joe should be overseeing National Donut Day.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (ROTAA)

97 extra 3 thousand, is that enough to buy earrings?

Posted by: willow-channeling Michelle at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (TomZ9)

98
Sponge--where you at?


Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (84pE9)



DFW area.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 02:39 PM (UK9cE)

99 Finest Corinthian Knick-Knacks here.
Please no paddy-whacking in the audience. And it might not be safe to give your dog a bone til SCOAMF is on to his next appt.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2012 02:39 PM (NqmTy)

100 are there still companies employing people that make thingamagigs?

Posted by: willow-channeling Michelle at June 01, 2012 02:39 PM (TomZ9)

101 What is kind of disturbing. Both thingamajig and whatchamacallit pass FireFox's spell check.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:39 PM (84pE9)

102 If you like your Thing-A-Ma-Jig™ you can keep your Thing-A-Ma-Jig™

Posted by: shitbird at June 01, 2012 02:39 PM (2cfUo)

103 The forehead of the person sitting at the bottom left of the video is mesmerizingly vast.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

104

"They Don't Get Us!"

"They Don't Get Who We Are!"




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5-N0MaOIDs

Posted by: Hope a Dope Biden at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (HOOye)

105 Biden Predicts Economy Will Soon Be Producing Upwards of 500,000 Jobs Per Month

President Romney will prove that Joe Biden was ahead of his time.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (FcR7P)

106 Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 02:39 PM (UK9cE)

Dood. Email me (my email is in the sidebar). I work for a Consulting company that is seriously hiring, depending on your specific field.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (8y9MW)

107 The favoring of the thingamajig sector by the federal government will only suppress private investment in the dealybob industry.

Posted by: Mittens at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

108 I haven't sold a whatsit in weeks.

Posted by: toby928© at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (NG097)

109 96
Sheriff Joe should be overseeing National Donut Day.


Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (ROTAA)
He's explaining to the donors why they need more time on healthcare....single payer is hard to implement.....(according to one of my friends beck said this this morning on his show, not that biden is out there but that he needs more time to implement single payer)

Posted by: contrarian... at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (oZfic)

110 66
The Register has an article up today on how the IT industry is really holding up (if such can be said) the rest of the economy.

I'm
not completely sure I agree with it; but when coupled with the fact
that I'm seeing hiring drop off in IT (anecdotal, to be sure), it makes
me wonder if we're already really into full-on economic contraction
territory.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:33 PM

According to an email that Glenn Reynolds got;

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/144061/

UPDATE: A longtime reader emails:

Please do not use my name, but…

I work at a large semiconductor company who does a LOT of business with Chinese firms (odds are many is not most of the electronic devices you have that say “made in China” on it buys it’s most expensive parts from us). recently orders have dropped precipitously. We are expecting to reduce the workforce before the end of the quarter by dropping contractor (temp) labor. We are entering what for the semiconductor industry is the Christmas sales season and the orders are going DOWN! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

111 Delapiated thingamajig sales down, causing homes to essplode!
Women, minorities hardest hit (tm)

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (TznoP)

112 DFW area.

Darn. Chicago here.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (84pE9)

113 But Obama says he wants people to go out and buy a "thingamajig

No.......he said he wants people to go out and SMOKE a thingamajig.......in honor of his days as a youth in the Choom gang.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (OWjjx)

114 Maybe Biden meant China?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (niZvt)

115 If you're okay with the idea, Consulting companies are hiring.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:38 PM (8y9MW)


Yeah. I've been there done that. Getting too old for that style, but I've just about got my stomach full of where I'm at, so it may be the way I head again.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (UK9cE)

116 Posted by: kbdabear at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

Sometimes I hate being right.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (8y9MW)

117 Obviously his mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (aEwHy)

118 i might be able to scrounge up cash for a whatchamakallit, but never a thingamajig

Posted by: willow-channeling Michelle at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (TomZ9)

119 Bain Capital bought and closed the last thingamagig factory in the states and moved those jobs to China!

Posted by: Cletus Axelgrease at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (yn6XZ)

120 perhaps he meant doohicky

Posted by: willow-channeling Michelle at June 01, 2012 02:42 PM (TomZ9)

121
Is that related to a whatchamajigger?

And yes, I denounce myself.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2012 02:42 PM (xDqit)

122 We're getting screwed by Big Thingamajig!

Posted by: Occupy Mom's Basement at June 01, 2012 02:42 PM (Hx5uv)

123 Whatzit was that shit-ass mascot from the Atlanta Olympics.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2012 02:42 PM (aEwHy)

124 No, he definitely meant gimcrack.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at June 01, 2012 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

125 Barky said in the video...
"Let's get that done right now! You could use that $3000 now!"

Eh....let's apply that same urgency to the Bush Tax Cuts that are counting down to expire.
All those folks that Barky is pandering to...will get their taxes raised, if those tax cuts are allowed to expire.
So.....let's get that done right now!

Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 02:42 PM (YzQ1g)

126 41
Related: Mitt's new campaign video hitting the SCOAMT on the economy is awesome. Link in my name.

=====================Very sharp elbows. It is worth watching a couple of times.

Posted by: jimmuy at June 01, 2012 02:42 PM (kSaUf)

127 Obviously his mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (aEwHy)


Ooooh wheeee! You sure do talk prettier than a 2 dollar whore.

Posted by: Taggart at June 01, 2012 02:43 PM (sbV1u)

128 Obviously his mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Ditto!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2012 02:43 PM (QKKT0)

129 Restaurants put cubes of stale bread on my mother's Caesar salads...because of her Cherokee Heritage.

Posted by: Liawatha Warren at June 01, 2012 02:43 PM (FcR7P)

130 Dood. Email me (my email is in the sidebar). I work
for a Consulting company that is seriously hiring, depending on your
specific field.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:40 PM (8y9MW)


I'll shoot you a copy of my resume, if that's Ok.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 02:43 PM (UK9cE)

131 This is the man who the press told us was the smartest man ever to be president, who was "cerebral" and cool. This stuttering fuckin idiot isn't fit to change a gumball machine.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 01, 2012 02:44 PM (CgiS+)

132 Wasn't W. excoriated for telling people to go out and buy stuff after 9/11?

Posted by: alexthechick at June 01, 2012 02:44 PM (VtjlW)

133 I missed the speech. What is the source of the extra $3,000 Obama wants everyone to spend?

Posted by: Nash Rambler at June 01, 2012 02:44 PM (vXucy)

134
i might be able to scrounge up cash for a whatchamakallit, but never a thingamajig


Give it a week or two, I'm sure SCOAMF will be subsidizing thingamajigs with our tax dollars.

Posted by: Retread at June 01, 2012 02:44 PM (joSBv)

135 I'll shoot you a copy of my resume, if that's Ok.

That'd be fine.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:44 PM (8y9MW)

136 A thingamajig in every pot!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2012 02:44 PM (Hx5uv)

137 I believe there is still capitalists/business's making thingamajigs, we have to find them and shut it down now!

Posted by: willow-channeling Progressive ideas. at June 01, 2012 02:45 PM (TomZ9)

138 Darn. Chicago here.


Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:41 PM (84pE9)


No offense, but I'm glad my dad moved us the hell out of there when I was young. I still have family up there, but I stay away as much as possible.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 02:45 PM (UK9cE)

139 Pot in every thingamagig!

Posted by: Choomy Barry at June 01, 2012 02:45 PM (yn6XZ)

140 Backoff racists.
I’ve got three factories pumping out thingamagigs 24/7. Somebody’s got to buy these things.

Posted by: jwest at June 01, 2012 02:46 PM (ZDsRL)

141 "go out and buy a "thingamajig."

===========


Ummm, Mr. President, I don't even have the money to put gas in my car to drive to buy that thingamajig...

Posted by: 12%: not including underemployed at June 01, 2012 02:46 PM (HOOye)

142 God help us the man is retarded.

Posted by: Bob The Cimmerian at June 01, 2012 02:46 PM (40Ex+)

143 Re: Sidebar of Obama leaking Stuxnet claims / data.

He spiked the grenade.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2012 02:46 PM (bxiXv)

144 Fox reporting Zimmerman's bail has been revoked. Ordered back to jail in 48 hours.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2012 02:47 PM (UOM48)

145 OT: Megyn Kelly is reporting that George Zimmerman's bail has been revoked.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 01, 2012 02:47 PM (DQhAB)

146 God help us the man is retarded.

Someone needs to repost EoJ's "CHOKWIT ICECWEAM!" comment.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:47 PM (8y9MW)

147 Ewww I don't want a thingamajig....http://tinyurl.com/7dmjhvy

Posted by: contrarian... at June 01, 2012 02:47 PM (oZfic)

148 >>Wasn't W. excoriated for telling people to go out and buy stuff after 9/11?

Yeah, but he's white.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 01, 2012 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)

149 What is the source of the extra $3,000 Obama wants everyone to spend?

That's easy.

FOR SALE: Thingamajig. $3000, firm

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2012 02:47 PM (FcR7P)

150 Dear JEF:
I know you are too fucking stupid to know this but a furnace does not have unnecessary accessories like your fucking whole life--everything on there has a function and when the "thingamajig" goes bad, the furnace stops working. It does not have the kind of shit you can put off until Uncle Sam steals some more money from the producers and hands it out to the parasites.
/s/
Every HVAC tech in America.

Posted by: jimmuy at June 01, 2012 02:47 PM (kSaUf)

151 President LePetomane

Posted by: rockmom at June 01, 2012 02:48 PM (aBlZ1)

152 There is a fine line between being laughed at and being laughed with. I don't think the President has the thingamajig that enables him to recognize the difference.

Posted by: no good deed at June 01, 2012 02:48 PM (mjR67)

153 Thingamajig?...THINGAMAJIG??? Wooooh HOOOOO!!! Ilove me some THINGAMAJIGS!!!!

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at June 01, 2012 02:48 PM (eavT+)

154 alex, which made sense at the time, people were still employed business not affected at that time, he was asking us not to be afraid of the future.

Obama is saying so when million are unemployed and can't even afford a whatchamacallit let alone a thingamajig

Posted by: willow-channeling Progressive ideas. at June 01, 2012 02:48 PM (TomZ9)

155 In the video, watch the guy in the blue shirt behind Barky's left side.

He's having none of Barky's b.s. Priceless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2012 02:49 PM (UOM48)

156

Bad news on unemployment numbers? Nah. Fortune/CNN hunkers down with this telling article title:

The increasingly irrelevant unemployment rate

yeah, that's it.

http://tinyurl.com/cukt7a2

Posted by: 12%: not including underemployed at June 01, 2012 02:49 PM (HOOye)

157
"....replacing that thingamajig in your furnace"

Would he be referring to that fucking government-mandated thingamajig that we are supposed to be replacing by some fucking government-mandated deadline?

Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 02:49 PM (YzQ1g)

158 Permit thingamajig between consenting adults.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (Hx5uv)

159

She turned me into a thingamajig.

It got better.

Posted by: imp at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (UaxA0)

160 500,000 a month .. It's possible.

Once the SCOTUS strikes down the job-killing ACA, who knows.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (e8kgV)

161 Bad news on unemployment numbers? Nah. Fortune/CNN hunkers down with this telling article title:

You're not serious. (checks article)
O_O
You're serious.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (8y9MW)

162 52 Thingamajigs are banned in New York City.
Posted by: toby928© at June 01, 2012 02:30 PM (NG097)
==========

Unless it comes with a doughnut.

Posted by: Jelly filled at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (HOOye)

163 He has saved or created eight hundred billion thingamajigs.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (AlYnQ)

164 The best thing about a thingamajig is that you can keep your weed in there.

Posted by: toby928© at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (NG097)

165 Y'own ding-a-ling, y'own ding-a-ling, y'oughta be playin' with y'own ding-a-ling!

[Sorry, Chuck Berry]

Posted by: tcn at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (ZOUmX)

166 500,000 jobs a month is not entirely unrealistic...*
And the check is in the mail...

Posted by: dananjcon at June 01, 2012 02:51 PM (eavT+)

167 who put the jig in thingamajiggy jiggy. who put the ..
so sue me.

Posted by: willow-channeling Progressive ideas. at June 01, 2012 02:51 PM (TomZ9)

168 I predict if it does go to 500,000 a month that it will start in just a little over 5 months from now.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 01, 2012 02:51 PM (e8kgV)

169 You can find lots of thingamjigs if you go to my ghey pr0n web sites!

Posted by: c*ntrarian at June 01, 2012 02:51 PM (ggRof)

170

Thingamajig warranty?

90-days

But, if we let the 90 slip without responding, it's null and void.

Posted by: DOJ Warranty: Read small print at June 01, 2012 02:52 PM (HOOye)

171 What is the source of the extra $3,000 Obama wants everyone to spend?

You sell your whatzits to get the money to buy the thingamajig.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 02:52 PM (84pE9)

172 What I love is how genuinely surprised O always looks when he gets an actual laugh....

Posted by: Doug Winship at June 01, 2012 02:52 PM (gYmf+)

173 Given the trend of unprofessionalism and general whorishness of the Obama campaign, I'll promise to vote Democrat if Biden asks his challenger to "pull my finger" during a televised VP debate. The media' attempt at spin would be comedy gold

(NB: don't worry. It's an Obama-standard promise)

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (4CNJ9)

174 this administration is absurd. out.of.touch. and lacking any sense. compassionless. and freakish.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (TomZ9)

175

The Unemployment number is increasingly irrelevant.

It's being manipulated so much it's meaningless. Actual unemployment is 11%+. Un- and under-employment together is in the 25% range.

These 8 point whatever numbers are pure smoke.

Choom smoke that is

Posted by: imp at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (UaxA0)

176 >>What is the source of the extra $3,000 Obama wants everyone to spend?

That's the money you save on contraception now that it's all paid for by someone else!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (/kI1Q)

177 2004: 5% unemployment is evil!

2012: Unemployment is irrelevant!

Posted by: The MSM, fearless seekers for truth at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

178
Mother of God. We live amongst idiots and thieves.

The next thingamajig I buy is going to have a 30 round magazine and a bayonet lug.

Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (4I3Uo)

179 We will fight them on the beaches. We will fight them on the... thingamajigs.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (AlYnQ)

180 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Steevy at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (Ts9tU)

181
You can find lots of thingamjigs if you go to my ghey pr0n web sites!

Posted by: c*ntrarian at June 01, 2012 02:51 PM (ggRof)

Was that nasty comment meant for me?

Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (hvwLi)

182 CUS, unicorns are coming soon, I Just Know It!

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 02:54 PM (TomZ9)

183 CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

Oh screw it.

Does handgun lessons count as a thingamajig?

Posted by: Slow Clap Guy...Again at June 01, 2012 02:54 PM (dascG)

184 I know you are disappointed with the jobs figures today. So am I. But it is all because of cheap Chinese thingamajigs.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2012 02:54 PM (Hx5uv)

185 Yo Fraud, I got your thingamajig right here!

Posted by: Lech Walesa: Valid Peace Prize Winner at June 01, 2012 02:54 PM (c3mby)

186 Friends, Romans, Countrymen.. lend me your thingamajigs.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 01, 2012 02:54 PM (AlYnQ)

187 Just so long as he doesn't ask anyone to pull on his thingamajig. Holy crap, that would be ugly.

Posted by: tcn at June 01, 2012 02:54 PM (ZOUmX)

188 They don't have furnaces in Hawaii, so we should give Barky a pass on that one. And, he's obviously not very mechanical. The asshole prolly thinks a carburetor is just a hole on a water bong.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 01, 2012 02:55 PM (yn6XZ)

189 Why is it so dark in here?

Posted by: contrarian, with its head up its ass at June 01, 2012 02:55 PM (QKKT0)

190 Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2012 02:55 PM (aEwHy)

191 Four thingamajigs and seven whatchamacallits ago...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 01, 2012 02:55 PM (AlYnQ)

192 just where's is Obama's stash. i was promised some stash . i got nothing but a mug with a guy in a halo on it.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 02:55 PM (TomZ9)

193 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at June 01, 2012 02:50 PM (8y9MW)



I'm missing something somewhere.....your addy is in what sidebar?

Posted by: © Sponge at June 01, 2012 02:55 PM (UK9cE)

194 186 Friends, Romans, Countrymen.. lend me your thingamajigs.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 01, 2012 02:54 PM (AlYnQ)


Ask not what your thingamajig can do for you, ask what you can do for your thingamajig!

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 02:56 PM (Xwgt3)

195 I actually did buy a thingamajig to fix my furnace a couple of months ago. I had no idea at the time that Barack Obama made it possible. Gosh I'm lucky to have such a fine President. My family could have been so cold.

Posted by: Oregon lurker who never ever posts at June 01, 2012 02:56 PM (sXB+h)

196 Why would someone need a second passport? Except Obama so he could drug run to Pokisston?

Posted by: dagny at June 01, 2012 02:56 PM (+ethj)

197 Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this thingamajig!

Posted by: Barack Reagan at June 01, 2012 02:57 PM (4CNJ9)

198 Dr.s Varno? belly laugh ?

no

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 02:57 PM (TomZ9)

199 We have nothing to fear but thingamajigs themselves.

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 02:57 PM (Xwgt3)

200 The thingamajig stops here.

Posted by: Barack Truman at June 01, 2012 02:57 PM (4CNJ9)

201 What is the source of the extra $3,000 Obama wants everyone to spend?

Good question.
Is he demanding another bigass Stimulus package?
I don't know what he's referring to in the video...with the "$3000 right now" thing.

Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 02:57 PM (YzQ1g)

202 So, based on this advice, it's safe to say that Obama spent a trillion of stimulus money on thingamajigs.

Nice.

Posted by: grognard at June 01, 2012 02:57 PM (NS2Mo)

203 Am I suppose to give a rat's ass what Obama suggests we do? Honestly, there is one man who can't find his ass with both hands. Found it with his head, though. So, there's that.

Posted by: tcn at June 01, 2012 02:58 PM (ZOUmX)

204 I feel your thingamajig

Posted by: Barack Clinton at June 01, 2012 02:58 PM (4CNJ9)

205 It depends on what the meaning of thingamajig is.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 01, 2012 02:59 PM (Xwgt3)

206 wheatie, he's mr. magic, i guess.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 02:59 PM (TomZ9)

207 Let them eat thingamajigs

Posted by: Barack Antoinette at June 01, 2012 02:59 PM (4CNJ9)

208 Forget "Forward", I think he's found his best slogan yet.

"THINGAMAJIG."

You can project whatever you want onto it. Just like 2008.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 01, 2012 02:59 PM (AlYnQ)

209

Infamous P-38 can opener, sometimes called a thingamajig.


http://tinyurl.com/63jxgk

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 02:59 PM (hvwLi)

210 Wonder if contrarian stopped making pretend anti-romney phone calls from those anti-romney phone banks staffed by anti-romneyites and funded by the antiromney coalition?

Posted by: dagny at June 01, 2012 02:59 PM (+ethj)

211 204
I feel your thingamajig


Posted by: Barack Clinton at June 01, 2012 02:58 PM (4CNJ9)

You hadn't better, or I shall whack you with my whatsit.

Posted by: tcn at June 01, 2012 02:59 PM (ZOUmX)

212 In the beginning was the Thingamajig

Posted by: Barack the Evangelist at June 01, 2012 02:59 PM (4CNJ9)

213 They don't have furnaces in Hawaii, so we should give Barky a pass on
that one. And, he's obviously not very mechanical. The asshole prolly
thinks a carburetor is just a hole on a water bong.


Every gearhead knows that a carburetor is easily defined as a "metered fuel leak".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 01, 2012 03:00 PM (SY2Kh)

214 Obama was playing with his thingamajig, but Michelle caught him. She said, "Here! let me handle that." But he said, "No thanks! I'm off to see the Green Lantern!"

Posted by: Cricket at June 01, 2012 03:00 PM (DrC22)

215
82

What? They think they can get that past Boehner's backbone?

Monetary, not fiscal easing: the Fed Board of Governors just has to vote for it at the next meeting in June (or the next one again in, iirc, August) and it's a done deal. The Congressional Republicans could drag Bernanke onto the carpet and shout at him, but that's nearly all they can do short of actually passing laws to limit the independence and/or power of the Federal Reserve. Besides, if the US economy stinks come August and Europe looks like blowing up then Republican-supporting business interests will likely want QE as well even if it does help Obama's chances of re-election.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at June 01, 2012 03:00 PM (DJgfL)

216 Actually, that DOES remind me. I need to change the thingamajig on my furnace. Filter to you morons here. Global Warming has required I turn the furnace back on--after Global Warming last week made me turn the air conditioner on.

Posted by: CUS at June 01, 2012 03:00 PM (84pE9)

217 wheatie perhaps dems were cut checks. i certainly haven't gotten one.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:00 PM (TomZ9)

218 Tear down this thingamajig!

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 03:00 PM (Xwgt3)

219 Ich bin ein thingamajig.

Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2012 03:00 PM (4I3Uo)

220 Ich bin ein thingamajiger.

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 03:01 PM (Xwgt3)

221 Gah, just missed that one.

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 03:01 PM (Xwgt3)

222 The next thingamajig I buy is going to have a 30 round magazine and a bayonet lug.
Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2012 02:53 PM (4I3Uo)
-------

heh.

Posted by: DOJ Warranty: Read small print at June 01, 2012 03:01 PM (HOOye)

223 dr, fish is that link cabellas?

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:01 PM (TomZ9)

224 192 just where's is Obama's stash. i was promised some stash . i got nothing but a mug with a guy in a halo on it.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 02:55 PM (TomZ9)

-----------

You got a mug?
Damn.I didn't get a mug....I didn'tget anything.

Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 03:01 PM (YzQ1g)

225 So go long on thingamajigs?? How is this gonna effect the widget market??

Posted by: dananjcon at June 01, 2012 03:01 PM (eavT+)

226

Spanking your thingamajig just doesn't sound right.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 03:02 PM (hvwLi)

227 Read my lips: no new thingamajigs.

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 03:03 PM (Xwgt3)

228
I feel your thingamajig


Posted by: Barack Clinton at June 01, 2012 02:58 PM (4CNJ9)
Yes you did Mr Bill. Yes. You. Did.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 01, 2012 03:03 PM (84pE9)

229 Yeah, dumbass. I'm not spending money because it just didn't occur to me. I didn't think of it. I could have been spending money, but it slipped my mind.

Not because I don't have any money to spend, you dickbreather.

Translation of video speech: "Prop up the economy that's failing because of my policies so I can be re-elected and finish the damned thing off!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2012 03:03 PM (bxiXv)

230 I only regret that I have but one thingamajig to buy for my country.

Posted by: Stuff Nathan Hale Said at June 01, 2012 03:03 PM (SY2Kh)

231 wheatie, it was a gift from a family member in the way back in time machine.
one of the first things to 'break' after spouse lost his job.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:03 PM (TomZ9)

232 Speak softly and carry a big thingamajig.

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 03:03 PM (Xwgt3)

233 Give me thingamajig or give me death!

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 03:04 PM (Xwgt3)

234
dr, fish is that link cabellas?

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:01 PM (TomZ9)

Texas Outdoor Sports - D/B/A The Command Post

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 03:04 PM (hvwLi)

235 Zimmerman's bail has been revoked.

Posted by: Trey at June 01, 2012 03:04 PM (piMMO)

236 Those who sacrifice freedom for thingamajigs deserve neither

Posted by: Barack Franklin at June 01, 2012 03:04 PM (4CNJ9)

237 Off Trey sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 03:04 PM (piMMO)

238 Good God, the idiots just roaring with laughter at this "wit." I'm starting to wish for the meteor again.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2012 03:05 PM (DuH+r)

239 208 Forget "Forward",
=================

You know they are trying REAL hard to factor in that "Bush did it" into their next slogan...

Posted by: DOJ Warranty: Read small print at June 01, 2012 03:05 PM (HOOye)

240 Why is Zimmerman's attorney speaking with the press before he's even spoken with his client?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 03:05 PM (piMMO)

241 Thingamajig?!?!?!

Racists.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2012 03:06 PM (7vSU0)

242 They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our thingamajigs!

Posted by: Barack Wallace at June 01, 2012 03:06 PM (Xwgt3)

243
Zimmerman's bail has been revoked.

WTF? Over?
Are they actually trying to kill this man?

Posted by: Jaws at June 01, 2012 03:06 PM (4I3Uo)

244 Dr. Fish nice site. although i'm surprised the govt. has any surplus supplies to sell offthese days

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:06 PM (TomZ9)

245 Giving Obama spending authority is like pinning $50K to a retard's shirt and sending him to downtown Detroit to buy you a car. Corky's not bringing you any change back. Or a car. Hookers, thieves, and con men are going to pick him to the bone while he claps his hands and hoots, "CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM! CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM!" Thanks, 52%. You pinned our economy to this fuckin retard's shirt. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 16, 2011 06:19 PM

Posted by: JQ Public, digs EOJs funny at June 01, 2012 03:06 PM (NBj0d)

246 Radio sez Zimmerman had a second passport and $150k in his bank account after having pled indigence.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2012 03:07 PM (7vSU0)

247

Zimmerman should have advised his attorney that he lost the 2nd passport, and had forgotten about ownership.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 03:07 PM (hvwLi)

248 I was going to press 'Play' on the video, then I realized that doing so meant listening to this preening fuckknob's idiot drone.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 01, 2012 03:07 PM (Go/E/)

249 I never leave home sans my thingamajigs. Unless it snowing, then I leave 'em in theden, where its warm, by the fire, with a glass of Pinot and a smokey Gouda.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 01, 2012 03:08 PM (eavT+)

250 217 wheatie perhaps dems were cut checks. i certainly haven't gotten one.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:00 PM (TomZ9)


I don't think any checks have gone out yet....
He's saying in the video -- "Let's get this done now".

....one of the first things to 'break' after spouse lost his job.

Haa! ....So it turned out to be good for something, huh? ....therapeutic stress relief.

Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 03:08 PM (YzQ1g)

251 Zimmerman's bail has been revoked.

WTF? Over?
Are they actually trying to kill this man?


*****

Over what I thought was a dead issue. Remember when, a few days after he was awarded bail, the judge called him on the carpet for claiming to be destitute and failing to disclose the money donated to his website?

THAT!

I thought this was resolved, but that's why they are calling him back. He has to turn himself in within 48 hours, so they must not be too afraid of him running.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 03:08 PM (piMMO)

252 I'd buy a thingamajig, but I spent all my furshlinger cash on a potrzebie.

Posted by: Alfred E. Newman at June 01, 2012 03:09 PM (UCR1O)

253
Dr. Fish nice site. although i'm surprised the govt. has any surplus supplies to sell offthese days

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:06 PM (TomZ9)

A lot of the old Army-Navy stores carried a small amount of surplus, and the rest was after-market production generated due to heavy demand for "surplus" equipment.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 01, 2012 03:09 PM (hvwLi)

254 sock off

Posted by: red sweater at June 01, 2012 03:09 PM (Xwgt3)

255 Posted by: JQ Public, digs EOJs funny at June 01, 2012 03:06 PM (NBj0d)


****

My all-time favorite comment!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2012 03:10 PM (piMMO)

256 ....therapeutic stress relief.
Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 03:08 PM (YzQ1g)

uh hmm, halo's aren't really all they're cracked up to be.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:10 PM (TomZ9)

257
....therapeutic stress relief.



Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 03:08 PM (YzQ1g)



I'm very good at stress relief.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 01, 2012 03:11 PM (hvwLi)

258
@Waterhouse...
The video is only 44 seconds long. ....It's not as obnoxious as he usually is.
....And there is definitely thesound of desperation in his voice.

Posted by: wheatie at June 01, 2012 03:11 PM (YzQ1g)

259 Doctor, i saved the site. if this computer lasts, it will also.

Posted by: willow at June 01, 2012 03:11 PM (TomZ9)

260 "But Obama says he wants people to go out and buy a 'thingamajig.'"

I'll "dance a jig" once he's thrown out of office...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 01, 2012 03:12 PM (4s7w4)

261 Thanks, 52%. You pinned our economy to this fuckin retard's shirt. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 16, 2011 06:19 PM
**
Eggggzellent....Tweetit.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 01, 2012 03:13 PM (eavT+)

262 I thought he was going to say, Send that extra money to me.

Posted by: Pecos, at June 01, 2012 03:15 PM (2Gb0y)

263 I truly believe that I am to the point that I have earned enough thingamajigs.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at June 01, 2012 03:19 PM (oW269)

264
thingamajig = phonimacated birth certificate?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 01, 2012 03:19 PM (Wqfrr)

265 The market is up. Apparently there is a run on Whoozits.

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 01, 2012 03:25 PM (TznoP)

266 Does eating dog make you stupid or was Obama just born that way?

Posted by: jukin at June 01, 2012 03:29 PM (5oKRH)

267 Joe just missed it by an "O".

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 01, 2012 03:38 PM (BvTwT)

268 My new thingamajig says "Made in China" on it.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2012 03:42 PM (VndSC)

269 We must eradicate these "thingamajig deserts".

Posted by: Michelle Boom Boom Obama at June 01, 2012 03:46 PM (fCWZa)

270 And if I don't get this done, it will be a one term thingamajig.

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 01, 2012 03:47 PM (TznoP)

271 What's the rumpus about the dingus?

Posted by: twoslaps at June 01, 2012 03:53 PM (+50p8)

272 I think there is a sale on Buggy whips at farm & fleet

Posted by: CICEROSKIP at June 01, 2012 03:55 PM (3m9Uc)

273 Thingamajig is Kenyan for butt-plug.

Posted by: General Zod at June 01, 2012 04:02 PM (2+bRt)

274 I get it - you people thought the jobs were going to be in this country, nah, he meant China, and he was right. ('Thingamajig' = 'clue': as in, "Go buy a clue, people, I'm an idiot poseur.")


Posted by: Fussy at June 01, 2012 04:15 PM (Y/2U4)

275 Joe must have misplaced the comma

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2012 04:56 PM (1Jaio)

276 _____________________________________

Obama just handed the pro-Romney super PACs another small but juicy example of how little Obama understands of the American economy. It's nothing approaching a devastating game changer comment.

But it won't take much skill to lace that sound bite into an attack ad demonstrating that Obama is clearly out of depth regarding the American economy.

Just one more tasty morsel of Obama-ridicule that will amount to sumptuous feast in the Fall.

Where's my salt shaker?




Posted by: _Dave_ at June 01, 2012 05:05 PM (gqoYf)

277 I need a Thneed, AND a thing-a-ma-jig, AND a whoozeewhatzit.

Posted by: Obah-muhh Devotee at June 01, 2012 06:00 PM (lg+3b)

278 When I first saw this video, all I kept thinking was: Why are all these people laughing along, instead of shooting angry glances at him or hurling thingamajigs at him? That's some mighty strong KoolAid if this kind of douche-y explaining away of a faltering economy satisfies them.

Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2012 06:54 PM (9Xu0X)

279 It sounds as if our Stoner-in-Chief has been perpetually high since the choomy days of yore.

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2012 07:02 PM (ZN5qR)

280 Hey Joe, as long as Obama is out there and producing 500,000 new jobs a month, could he do one more magic thing--and produce a hard on that I can use?

Posted by: Limp Dick Larry O'Donnell at June 01, 2012 07:08 PM (6USwK)

281
The fan in my wife's bathroom isn't working right and she wants me to replace it. So tomorrow I think I'm going into Lowes and tell the guy my wife's thing-a-ma-jig isn't working and I want a new one, just to see the expression on his face.
In fact. if it wasn't for the having to sleep on the couch thing, I would take her along and say it in front of her just to see both their expressions.

Posted by: Alaskan at June 01, 2012 10:07 PM (vdMyh)

282 Also, shouldn't you call it the "New Comments Thing-a-ma-jig?

Posted by: Alaskan at June 01, 2012 10:27 PM (vdMyh)






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