Our Genius President Offends Polish Allies By Terming Nazi Death Camps In Poland "Polish Death Camps"

Smart.

Posted by: Ace at 08:56 PM



Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 08:57 PM (7W3wI)

2 Choom makes the memory spotty.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 08:57 PM (7W3wI)

3 Biden and Obama

Veep and Choom's up in smoke

Posted by: sven10077 at May 29, 2012 08:57 PM (LRFds)

4 Face , palm ....... some assembly required .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 29, 2012 08:58 PM (npr0X)

5 Man the Poles have put up with a lot.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone wrapped in tinfoil at May 29, 2012 08:58 PM (5H6zj)

6 President Choom Putt-Putt,SCoaMF.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 08:58 PM (7W3wI)

7 Did he at least pronounce it "poe-lish" and not "pall-lish"?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 29, 2012 08:58 PM (hO8IJ)

8 Well, we already know how he feels about Poland. (Remember him withdrawing missile defense from them?) I'm sure it wasn't an accident. Kind of like scratching your nose with your middle finger, if you ask me.

Posted by: runningrn at May 29, 2012 08:58 PM (WGmy2)

9 Wow, just wow. This is just one more sign of stupidity the left wing msm will cover up.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at May 29, 2012 08:58 PM (Ur6Wj)

10 Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 29, 2012 08:59 PM (DGIjM)

11 They ain't communists, so SCOAMF is going to piss in their faces. It's his "native marxist folkways", ya know.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at May 29, 2012 08:59 PM (YSyyZ)

12 But, but Dan Quayle misspelled Potato during a photo-op!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2012 08:59 PM (akXk+)

13 Joe Biden just emailed me to say "Dude, that's the stupidest fucking thing I never said!"

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 29, 2012 08:59 PM (PjVdx)

14 And this shit is scripted and rehearsed.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 29, 2012 09:00 PM (AWmfW)

15 Cut him some slack, he was high.

Posted by: toby928© at May 29, 2012 09:00 PM (NG097)

16 The most smartest, bestest presidunce evah. Another day, another stupid statement by a man who has very little grasp of historical facts. What a spectacle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 29, 2012 09:00 PM (vOMX+)

17 He must have been out in the Mystery Machine doing "roof-hits" with the Choom Gang the day they covered the Holocaust in history class.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at May 29, 2012 09:00 PM (KSjsb)

18 That's a big "mis-speaking" deal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 29, 2012 09:00 PM (Cb0k8)

19 Full of corpsemen.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 29, 2012 09:00 PM (AWmfW)

20 >>Well, we already know how he feels about Poland. (Remember him withdrawing missile defense from them?)

I also remember him going golfing instead of the funeral for their president and all those people killed in that plane crash.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 29, 2012 09:00 PM (hO8IJ)

21 Hey, I know a couple of good Pollock jokes...

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at May 29, 2012 09:01 PM (WGmy2)

22

At least it wasn't a Pollock death camp.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2012 09:01 PM (4Q+sE)

23 Obama sucks cock. I learned this from Mr. Pink and he's never lied to me.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 29, 2012 09:01 PM (wu3nj)

24 Please tell me Commander Choom didn't offer to translate in "Pollack."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2012 09:02 PM (UOM48)

25 I learned this from Mr. Pink and he's never lied to me.

He doesn't really love you. He's been messing around with that other Dave in Texas.

Posted by: toby928© at May 29, 2012 09:02 PM (NG097)

26 Well, as we all know, there were a lot of Poles who were collaboraters with the Nazis. So technically, the President was correct in this

Posted by: SNOPES DO at May 29, 2012 09:02 PM (WGmy2)

27 I am so ashamed that he is President of the United States. What an embarassment. And what a stupid, stupid statement to make on such a solemn occasion. Does the man not know basic facts?

Posted by: mama winger at May 29, 2012 09:03 PM (P6QsQ)

28 To be fair, he head to speak more than 140 characters.

Posted by: Twoosh Master at May 29, 2012 09:03 PM (qZb8X)

29
Seriously, though.
The Poles punched above their weight through that whole WWII thing. They had their chance at communism, but they squandered it.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 29, 2012 09:03 PM (ixmGa)

30 More smart diplomacy

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2012 09:04 PM (7Ph7Z)

31 Helen Thomas is now writing the script for his teleprompter?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 29, 2012 09:04 PM (KCvsd)

32 The most important election in my lifetime, and I'm just shy of 60.

Been said before, but this time it's for real.

Posted by: Mike in CFL at May 29, 2012 09:05 PM (motsG)

33 So, the SCOAMF's grampa who freed all the prisoners at Auschwitz singlehandedly never told him who ran all those camps?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2012 09:05 PM (d0Tfm)

34 Hahaha....Obama just out-Polished the Polish.


Posted by: EC at May 29, 2012 09:05 PM (R15UB)

35

I was grilling kielbasa this weekend and as soon as they touched the flames they hissed at my jewish neighbors.

Posted by: History 101 w/Professa Obama at May 29, 2012 09:06 PM (AzwZn)

36 This is your brain on drugs....

Posted by: choom at May 29, 2012 09:06 PM (s72/N)

37 The only question is will Meeka and her dipshit father give the JEF a pass on this on Morning Joke. Magic 8 ball says "Abso-fucking-lutely".

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2012 09:06 PM (7Ph7Z)

38 Honestly I think he is just phoning it in at this point. He has never had to work an honest day in his life, why should he start now?

Posted by: Marie at May 29, 2012 09:07 PM (P9OJs)

39 Just remember this everyone on the Left is better and smarter than you.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 29, 2012 09:07 PM (Gk3SS)

40 Can't even do an awards ceremony correctly.

Posted by: Ben at May 29, 2012 09:07 PM (UvdzB)

41 Did someone switch Obama and Biden's speeches?

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2012 09:07 PM (GULKT)

42 Umm, can I get me a reset button here?

Posted by: Barack Hillary Kerry at May 29, 2012 09:07 PM (eHIJJ)

43 Poland? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 29, 2012 09:07 PM (d0Tfm)

44 I'm surprised he didn't call 'em Jewish Death Camps, since there were so many jews in them.

Posted by: nickless at May 29, 2012 09:08 PM (MMC8r)

45 Think Joe Scarborough is plowing Mika?

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 09:08 PM (7W3wI)

46 Turns out this Doc Watson cat died in a hospital I drive past almost every day. I wonder if there'll be a vigil tomorrow? I was at Hampton Beach at the time of some sort of Dead confluence once, and it was a mess (maybe after Jerry Garcia died?). The patchouli stink still haunts my dreams.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 29, 2012 09:08 PM (HethX)

47 45 Steevy,

brain bleach....

thanks for playing

Posted by: sven10077 at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (LRFds)

48 Does the man not know basic facts?


Posted by: mama winger


He does not.

Posted by: dogfish at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (N2yhW)

49 I took Meghan McCain out this weekend and I only asked her one question:

"Paper or plastic?"

Posted by: She was a 3-bagger at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (AzwZn)

50 New US Ambassador to Poland Marion Barry.

Posted by: nickless at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (MMC8r)

51 He didn't hang around with any Poles in Chicago, I guess.

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (z9HTb)

52
Can't even do an awards ceremony correctly.

At least he didn't talk over their national anthem this time, did he?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (d0Tfm)

53 Kevin Pollack has death camps? Puts a whole new perspective on his role in The Usual Suspects.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (rO1vw)

54 it could have been worse: he could have made his comments in Austrian...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (8MasJ)

55 But where is Waldo? Where is John Corzine? Where is my Money?

Posted by: clemenza at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (qA9lG)

56 But other than that, the Poles, Kenya's ally, punch well about their weight.

Posted by: sTevo at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (VMcEw)

57 Yeah, Barry's grand daddy liberated Auschwitz and his parents met while marching in Selma.

This asshole just pulls crap out of his ass, yet he still has True Believers who call us mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (UOM48)

58 SCOAMF! You idiot. Get cover here with that choom.

Smoke poles, don't blame them.

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 29, 2012 09:10 PM (Vg4Vv)

59 Just think, if Saturday Night Live was airing new episodes, they could ignore this to do a skit on Bush.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 29, 2012 09:10 PM (1grxW)

60 kurwa jesteś Panie Prezydencie

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at May 29, 2012 09:10 PM (PH+2B)

61 Not me.

Posted by: Teleprompter One at May 29, 2012 09:10 PM (MMC8r)

62 I apologize for TOTUS screwing up my lines. So, to appease the Poles, I'm going to withdraw anti-missile tech even faster from them and give it to Putin.

Problem solved. They should be thanking me.

Posted by: SCoaMF at May 29, 2012 09:10 PM (eHIJJ)

63 Poland? Never heard of it.


Really? I never heard the fucking end of it.

Posted by: Jerry Ford at May 29, 2012 09:11 PM (z9HTb)

64 poleasse guys give him a break, pick-pick-pick.

even g-ds make mistakes (thunderclap i hear?). and since he is the bestest and realist, he is prone to more than most.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2012 09:11 PM (TomZ9)

65 Oops. My bad. Meant Jewish Death Camps. Damn Jooooos.

Posted by: Barak "Uh?" Obama at May 29, 2012 09:11 PM (N2yhW)

66 Yikes! Is Marion Barry writing Obama's speeches?

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2012 09:11 PM (ZN5qR)

67 I feel vindicated.

Posted by: Marion Barry at May 29, 2012 09:11 PM (AzwZn)

68 45
Think Joe Scarborough is plowing Mika?




Ugh. She comes across to me as a pinch-faced scold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2012 09:11 PM (UOM48)

69 Whatta dupa.

Posted by: Prince Bobby of Connonsburg at May 29, 2012 09:12 PM (vhwRj)

70 Gimme a break, folks. I hadn't golfed in 24 hours.

Posted by: SCoaMF at May 29, 2012 09:12 PM (eHIJJ)

71 I wouldn't mind it if Mika came across me.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2012 09:12 PM (cYwEK)

72 Think Joe Scarborough is plowing Mika?

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 09:08 PM (7W3wI)


Probably not because as a Republican **cough** he can't do that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2012 09:12 PM (7Ph7Z)

73 68 I'm thinking that when he plows her,he ain't seeing her face.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 09:13 PM (7W3wI)

74 All I wanna do is choom-a-choom-choom-choom
~ (Just shake your mutt!) ~

Posted by: Wrex'n the White House at May 29, 2012 09:13 PM (akXk+)

75 This is what happens when you allow community organizers and repeat drug offenders to run the country.

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2012 09:13 PM (ZN5qR)

76
Jan Karski’s story is probably among of the most incredible sagas in
human history. Polish soldier, freedom fighter, underground leader,
witness to the Warsaw Ghetto and Holocaust. He risked his life countless
times to inform the Allies of the horrors of the Final Solution (all
the warnings were ignored or dismissed). He then went on to be a
tireless warrior for Polish freedom from the Soviets.

Obama, the supposed great intellect dishonors Karski’s memory and insults his nation of birth.

How dare you, you worthless slob. You wouldn’t be up to holding the door for that great man.

I will crawl through glass come November 6th to vote this scumbag out.

Posted by: ironbill at May 29, 2012 09:13 PM (8HjJL)

77
45

Think Joe Scarborough is plowing Mika?

Front or back 40?

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 29, 2012 09:13 PM (1grxW)

78 Ugh. She comes across to me as a pinch-faced scold.


I didn't know she monitored the ONT.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 29, 2012 09:13 PM (Gk3SS)

79 Yes, but did he pronounce it like the country or like the thing he does to other men's knobs?

Posted by: Stark DickflĂĽssig at May 29, 2012 09:13 PM (0XbWx)

80 Nazis, Pollacks. All white, same dif.

Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:13 PM (YJC+w)

81 You guys can't be serious about hitting Mika. My gawd, you'd have to listen to her praise Barry non-stop. What a prim, holier-than-thou airhead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2012 09:14 PM (UOM48)

82 I would like to see those transcripts please... guaranteed we are looking at the first affirmative action preezy....

Posted by: choom-TA at May 29, 2012 09:14 PM (s72/N)

83 I don't what a Freudian Slip is but I'll bet that was one of them.

Posted by: ErikW at May 29, 2012 09:14 PM (hb20f)

84 In the Kevin Pollack death camps, all the announcements over the loudspeaker system are in his Christopher Walken impression voice.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 29, 2012 09:15 PM (rO1vw)

85 Is the Pope Polish? Huh? C'mon!

Don't screw with me, pal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 29, 2012 09:16 PM (AzwZn)

86 >>You guys can't be serious about hitting Mika. My gawd, you'd have to listen to her praise Barry non-stop.

"Oh! OH! OH BARRY!! OH BARRY! BAAAAAAARY!!!"

*goes to wash brain out with rum*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 29, 2012 09:16 PM (hO8IJ)

87 "Meeka and her dipshit father"

This isn't a big f*ckin' deal.

Posted by: We've Got Your Six, Viper 1! at May 29, 2012 09:16 PM (HjPtV)

88 Ewwww. Mika? Gross.

Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:16 PM (YJC+w)

89 Yeah, and this is the jackass claiming that Romney's experience isn't enough to be President. Well his experience with Bain anyways. Of course its absolute bullshit and I hope someone does start asking about exactly what "experience" Obama had that qualified him to be president.

It is interesting though that Obama essentially is doing with Romney the same thing he did with Palin. Obama acted like Palin went from being a mayor of a small town to the VP candidate, ignoring her time on the oil commision and as governor. Obama is acting like Romney has gone from Bain to being the presidential candidate ignoring his time as governor. Pathetic.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2012 09:16 PM (GULKT)

90 Stuttering clusterfuck of a rotten kielbasa.


And where's Ivan Putzki when you a need a flying dropkick?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2012 09:17 PM (MCDCp)

91 76 Well,the Allies debated whether bombing the camps or the train depots would help.Or whether it was diversion of effort from the overall war aim.In the end they decided the best thing to do was end the war as soon as possible.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 09:17 PM (7W3wI)

92 I had a great joke about a polish death camp guard trying to blow up the commandants car, but.... seemed in bad taste.

Posted by: Lord Monochromicornski at May 29, 2012 09:17 PM (sw9Gv)

93 I bet he was affirmative action back at his private High School. They didn't call it that but I bet they were diversifying.

Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:18 PM (YJC+w)

94
81 You guys can't be serious about hitting Mika. My gawd, you'd have to listen to her praise Barry non-stop. What a prim, holier-than-thou airhead.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2012 09:14 PM (UOM4


There are acts that would prevent her from talking. And then there's always the option of a ball gag.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2012 09:18 PM (GULKT)

95

Hey guys, history is hard. Math two.

I tried to enter the National Spelling Contest but was rejected because I was black.

Posted by: Barky O'Stumblefuck at May 29, 2012 09:18 PM (hvwLi)

96 Didn't his grandfather liberate the death camps from the Poles?

Posted by: Thrill at May 29, 2012 09:18 PM (LHlpr)

97 Pierdol sie, Obama.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at May 29, 2012 09:19 PM (PH+2B)

98 Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 09:17 PM (7W3wI)


It most definitely would have SAVED tens of thousands of lives - including many of my relatives.

You need to watch the last segments of "Shoah" for Jan Karski's account. It is just harrowing beyond belief.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2012 09:19 PM (MCDCp)

99 Mika smugly commented one morning that after Choom Boy beat McCain, she and her brats were at their local pool, "full of Republicans...hee...hee" and the brats kept jumping off the diving board yelling, "Hope!" "Change!"

What a bitch. I'll bet her kids are insufferable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2012 09:19 PM (UOM48)

100 "I bet he was affirmative action back at his private High School. They didn't call it that but I bet they were diversifying."
Liberals and some republicans think affirmative action was necessary due to past discrimination against minorities. Getting backlash now.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 09:20 PM (lkdo/)

101 President "57 States" Condemns Polish Death Camps.

Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2012 09:20 PM (h6XiD)

102 The Poles were willing to allow the Dog-Eating Retard to stab them in the face when he first slimed into office and nixed the anti-missile systems on a choom-enhanced whim, but trying to recast them as the builders of the death camps was just a leap too far.

Of course, this Dog-Eating SLimeball also tried to apologize to the shithead Egyptians for colonialism ...which still baffles most Americans (though people who understood the America-hater's intentions and retardation from the start were not surprised in the least).

Honduras called to say, "Hey!"

Ivy League education. Everyone should get one ... and then go far, far away.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2012 09:21 PM (X3lox)

103 Jane D'oh: "My gawd, you'd have to listen to her praise Barry non-stop..."

Easy solution there: Take away her [strike]teleprompter[strike] Blackberry. She'd go mute.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 29, 2012 09:21 PM (eHIJJ)

104 I bet Obama has no clue that Poland is an ally.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 29, 2012 09:21 PM (Gk3SS)

105 Hey Poles, I've got your missile defense shield right here. Suck it.

Posted by: President Smart Diplomacy at May 29, 2012 09:22 PM (UOM48)

106 98 I think they should have tried,I wasn't in on those councils though,long before my birth.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 09:22 PM (7W3wI)

107 Is it any surprise when we have a President who's only accomplishment in life was to be black?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 29, 2012 09:22 PM (lHn6+)

108

Poland has two classes of citizens, both Poles and Trolls.

Posted by: Joe "Slow Joe" Biden at May 29, 2012 09:22 PM (hvwLi)

109 My husband has a Hungarian friend who has lived in Canada for many years. He's always telling us how much more respected the U.S. is by the rest of the world since we elected the Smartest Man Evah. This is gonna put a dent in his narrative, I think.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at May 29, 2012 09:23 PM (fuw6p)

110 Took her to a public park with a cheap Coleman tent, a jar of my own feces, and a bullhorn.

Posted by: I Banged Mika First Date at May 29, 2012 09:23 PM (AzwZn)

111 107
Is it any surprise when we have a President who's only accomplishment in life was to be black?




He even screwed that up. He hates his white half.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2012 09:23 PM (UOM48)

112 Harvard law , you're welcome!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 29, 2012 09:23 PM (AWmfW)

113 107
Is it any surprise when we have a President who's only accomplishment in life was to be black?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 29, 2012 09:22 PM (lHn6+)

And it was a half assed job too.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 29, 2012 09:24 PM (1grxW)

114 I've decided to forgive the Poles for bombing Pearl Harbor because America clearly had it coming.

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at May 29, 2012 09:24 PM (qhHI4)

115

Has anyone got a good Polish dick joke?

Posted by: Margaret Cho at May 29, 2012 09:24 PM (hvwLi)

116 That just says to me that the rest of the world is not a superpower for a reason. Retards.

Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:24 PM (YJC+w)

117 Całują mojego osła Preznit Choom.

Posted by: teh Windski at May 29, 2012 09:24 PM (7xzA1)

118 My husband has a Hungarian friend who has lived in Canada for many years. He's always telling us how much more respected the U.S. is by the rest of the world since we elected the Smartest Man Evah. This is gonna put a dent in his narrative, I think.

I didn't know Soros lived in Canada.
//

Posted by: LGoPs at May 29, 2012 09:25 PM (lHn6+)

119 109

And yet we always seem to do better with presidents who horrify the Europeans. It's almost like they don't have our best interests at heart.

Posted by: kartoffel at May 29, 2012 09:25 PM (OgNv0)

120 A Pole, a Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar.....

Posted by: Joey "Shecky" Biden at May 29, 2012 09:25 PM (UOM48)

121 I can't figure out what I hate more,
that he is a lying sack of shit or dumb as a box of rocks....

Posted by: choom-TA at May 29, 2012 09:25 PM (s72/N)

122 93
I bet he was affirmative action back at his private High School. They didn't call it that but I bet they were diversifying.


Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:18 PM (YJC+w)
It is such a sinister, messed-up system. In my class, there's this one exercise we do that involves reading a few introductory paragraphs out loud, and there's this one guy who, when it's his turn to read, clearly struggles and bumbles through the text, making lots of mistakes, just frankly unable to read fluently out loud. And all the rest of us just proceed as if he read it perfectly and everything is totally normal, because we are all afraid to even touch that subject with a ten foot pole.

Posted by: Adrian at May 29, 2012 09:26 PM (F4Szr)

123 He's always telling us how much more respected the
U.S. is by the rest of the world since we elected the Smartest Man Evah.
This is gonna put a dent in his narrative, I think.Posted by: Laura Castellano


Lemme guess, he complains that American pop-culture has infected the world with our trashy shows, music, and movies, right? Said without a trace of humor, if i'm correct.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2012 09:26 PM (akXk+)

124 That didn't cut and paste right - it was supposed to be "kiss my ..."

Posted by: teh Windski at May 29, 2012 09:26 PM (7xzA1)

125 SKOAMF?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at May 29, 2012 09:27 PM (kcvPW)

126 That Mika is such a swell gal, I gave a Polish alarm clock for her birthday.

Posted by: President Wee Wee at May 29, 2012 09:27 PM (ZN5qR)

127 Consider yourselves on report! Deal Leader never makes a mistake! It's all 11 dimensional chess you rubes wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Truth Team #589 at May 29, 2012 09:28 PM (YYyqq)

128 Europe or beer?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 09:28 PM (lkdo/)

129 Whoever mentioned Barky playing golf rather than attending the Polish president's funeral, there's your sign.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2012 09:28 PM (UOM48)

130 Choomy must,be gotten some bad polish bud back in school. How else to explain the latent hostility?

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 29, 2012 09:28 PM (+yj76)

131 How can we be sure Robert Stacy McCain and Erick of Redstate didn't photoshop the insulting remarks into the video and then SWAT themselves? We can't, so I advise caution.

Posted by: Coward Henry Ford at May 29, 2012 09:29 PM (TI2TT)

132

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?



A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Posted by: Joe "Jerkwad" Biden at May 29, 2012 09:29 PM (hvwLi)

133 The smartest Poles I know are in Katyn Forest.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 29, 2012 09:30 PM (AzwZn)

134
it could have been worse: he could have made his comments in Austrian...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 29, 2012 09:09 PM (8MasJ)







Geez, and everyone gave me hell for one youthful indiscretion.

By the way, it's really warm down here. Some bottled water would be appreciated mein herr.

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Waldheim at May 29, 2012 09:31 PM (Rhie+)

135
Heh, heh! Stop me if you've heard this one: "An affirmative action airhead, a dog-eater and a SCoaMF walk into a Polish Death Camp...

Posted by: Noam Choomsky, Preznint at May 29, 2012 09:32 PM (dR3Io)

136 That fucktard David Letterman might reinvigorate his career if he replaced his "Stupid Pet Tricks" segment with "Stupid PresidentTricks".

Hell, I might even consider watching him if he did. And he'd save money because he wouldn't have to pay for any writers to develop material. Obamaprovides the material for free.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 29, 2012 09:32 PM (lHn6+)

137 Why do we always watch the Poles before election day? Poles can't vote!

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at May 29, 2012 09:32 PM (YzTy9)

138 Yeah, the President misspoke. Everybody knows they were Gypsy death camps.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 29, 2012 09:33 PM (IoNBC)

139 Q: Why did the Pollak cross the road?A: To get the fuck away from Obama

Posted by: LGoPs at May 29, 2012 09:33 PM (lHn6+)

140 I wouldn't cross the street to piss on Obama on or off the clock.

Posted by: Lech Walesa at May 29, 2012 09:34 PM (AzwZn)

141 136 That fucktard David Letterman might reinvigorate his career if he replaced his "Stupid Pet Tricks" segment with "Stupid PresidentTricks". Hell, I might even consider watching him if he did. And he'd save money because he wouldn't have to pay for any writers to develop material. Obamaprovides the material for free.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 29, 2012 09:32 PM (lHn6+)

Letterhead always played "Great moments in presidential speeches" mocking Bush. Bet he hasn't mocked the dog eater once despite numerous gaffs. Commie bastard.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at May 29, 2012 09:35 PM (YYyqq)

142 did jimmy joe come in from other thread to tell us this was just a joke and we mooorons don't have a sense of humor?

I bet Obama has no clue that Poland is an ally.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 29, 2012 09:21 PM (Gk3SS)


i imagine his list of allies are different then ours.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2012 09:35 PM (TomZ9)

143 As an American of Polish descent who had relatives (women and children) murdered by Nazis in WWII, I cannot begin to tell you how f'ing offended I am.

The only regret is that I am in not in contact with my uber liberal retard Uncle, so I could point out this horrific gaffe by his god-king President.

Posted by: shibumi at May 29, 2012 09:35 PM (z63Tr)

144 Hey, at least they didn't try to change a light bulb in the middle of Poland and tip the whole thing over while spinning.

Posted by: Hank "Think Tank" Johnson at May 29, 2012 09:35 PM (0Ohos)

145 To this day, every time I hear the name "Barack" I'm thinking of the guy from Mortal Kombat with the big teeth and the knives.

Posted by: indigo child at May 29, 2012 09:35 PM (xXhWA)

146 Dang. I was out walking the dog and I stepped in some obama.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 29, 2012 09:35 PM (lHn6+)

147

Obama is a weird dude who pretends to be black.

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at May 29, 2012 09:36 PM (hvwLi)

148 Come on... I was joking.... its a modern PC Polish Joke!

I heard it in the slow Jam with Kimmel!

Posted by: Emporer Barrak the First at May 29, 2012 09:36 PM (lZBBB)

149 Hank Johnson is a pretty smart dude, but he sure tells some shitty jokes.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 29, 2012 09:37 PM (IoNBC)

150 The JEF, no doubt, has Pole envy.

Posted by: sTevo at May 29, 2012 09:37 PM (VMcEw)

151
That just says to me that the rest of the world is not a superpower for a reason. Retards.
Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:24 PM (YJC+w)






And every one of those Euroweenies would LOVE to be the world's only superpower.......except that they want it handed to them on a plate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2012 09:37 PM (Rhie+)

152 He's marginalizing the Poles so that he can justify not giving them missile defense...

Posted by: Stephen at May 29, 2012 09:38 PM (wkR3c)

153
re: "Think Joe Scarborough is plowing Mika?"
Mika wakes up after an operation and asks the doctor how long till she can have normal sex.
The Doctor pauses and doesn't answer.
Mika says, is everything okay? Am I going to be alright?
The doctor says of course. I've just never heard any one ask that after having their tonsils out.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 29, 2012 09:38 PM (JKNDp)

154 104
I bet Obama has no clue that Poland is an ally.


He's gotta know they are. Else why would he shit all over them?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at May 29, 2012 09:38 PM (fuw6p)

155 Oh, sh1t. That's bad. Really bad. I know people of Polish background. They no likey nazis.
Something about occupation and whatnot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2012 09:38 PM (V/Aej)

156 Man, they told me if I voted for McCain and Palin that I would get a doddering fool and a moron in the White House.

Damn if they weren't right.

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at May 29, 2012 09:39 PM (eHBHk)

157 It was a joke, you morons!

Posted by: Obama worshiping WaPo commenter at May 29, 2012 09:39 PM (azHfB)

158 Barry , the Insult Comic Potus.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 29, 2012 09:39 PM (AWmfW)

159 Associated Press

Dateline: Gdansk

In a embarrass bout of historical illiteracy, illigitimate US President, George "Chimpy" Bushitler once gain demonstrated his stunning ignorance of basic history by claiming that the Poles committed genocide during World War II. The "oops" moment came during a memorial service where Bush, stealer of the 2004 election, insulted the entire Polish nation by claiming it was the Poles, not the Nazis, that interred thousands of Jews within their borders.

By not knowing facts taught in any fifth grade history class, President Bush once again demeans America's place in the world as the shinIng city on the hill, and the hope of mankind.

Immediately after his statements, noted climate scientists announced that the oceans continued to rise and....

....wait....what's that?....it was Preezy Choom Choom that said that?............oh...........

....in other news, Republican presumptive nominee, Mitt Romney, who is unfairly rich, once gave a kid a wedgie. What a dummy.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 29, 2012 09:39 PM (+yj76)

160 My husband has a Hungarian friend who has lived in Canada for many
years. He's always telling us how much more respected the U.S. is by the
rest of the world since we elected the Smartest Man Evah. This is gonna
put a dent in his narrative, I think.


Anyone who respects the Dog-Eating piece of shit or supports him has earned my undying contempt. Barky does not represent America. He represents America-hate.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2012 09:40 PM (X3lox)

161 I take a certain amount of schadenfreude with any bad news about Obama, but sometimes I have to wonder if other nations' traditions are not as sound as they are implied by our mocking of him.

I mean, this is essentially an issue of semantics here.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at May 29, 2012 09:40 PM (IroX7)

162 As gaffes go this is a lot worse than saying that FDR went on televison after the stock market crash of '29. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at May 29, 2012 09:40 PM (V/Aej)

163 Lemme guess, he complains that American pop-culture has infected the
world with our trashy shows, music, and movies, right? Said without a
trace of humor, if i'm correct.


He's not quite that bad, but he is a dedicated liberal.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at May 29, 2012 09:41 PM (fuw6p)

164 Notice to WH Staff. The "Take Your Boss to Lunch" meal has been cancelled due to a shortage of dog meat. Thank you for your understanding!

Posted by: WH Cafeteria Manager at May 29, 2012 09:41 PM (YYyqq)

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at May 29, 2012 09:41 PM (kcvPW)

166 That was Baraka and Obama used that name before.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 09:42 PM (7W3wI)

167
I have to admit I am not a big pro life voter. I don't really vote for or against abortion.

This story about the Female Genocide promoted by planned parenthood is one of the most disgusting things I have heard. We aren't china. If Romney or some superpac doesn't start hammering Obama on his support for planned parenthood and their promotion of Female Genocide they are missing a huge opportunity.

If Romney can be pressured for days to denounce Trump then I think Obama can be hammered the rest of the year to denounce female genocide that he backs.

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2012 09:42 PM (MtwBb)

168 Sarmt Doplimacy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - killing time before bed - inside before mosquitos at May 29, 2012 09:43 PM (gmoEG)

169 Forget it, Joe, it's Krakowtown.

Posted by: Hank "Think Tank" Johnson at May 29, 2012 09:43 PM (0Ohos)

170 Yo B'rack, who gives a shit about them fucking Polacks...they's as bad as the damn dirty Asians

Posted by: Marion Barry at May 29, 2012 09:44 PM (Yhu4q)

171 Choomy Choomy Bam Bam!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - killing time before bed - inside before mosquitos at May 29, 2012 09:44 PM (gmoEG)

172 Dudes, I was referring to the crop Michelle grew in the White House basement. We call it "Polish Death Camp". It is true one hit shit. Choom on my peolple.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 29, 2012 09:45 PM (7WVMK)

173 You know how you stop 10 polocks from raping a woman?

Throw them a basketball!

Posted by: Joe Biden @ Compton HS Commencement at May 29, 2012 09:45 PM (AzwZn)

174 I thought September 2nd was supposed to be the adminsitration's designated day for ticking off Poland...

Posted by: Horatius at May 29, 2012 09:45 PM (Rg/D7)

175 Give it a rest Yoshi. It's not semantics to say "Polish Death Camps". He doesn't differentiate between white Germans during WWII and white Poles. If they were white they were the same to him. However, it is all the sweeter for having to listen to 8 years of lefty marxist whining and bullshit about Bush McHitler. Preezy Algae is dumb as a fucking plate and keeps showing it.

Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:45 PM (YJC+w)

176 Actually, I think Frick and Frack were Polish.

Posted by: John F. Kennedy at May 29, 2012 09:45 PM (IoNBC)

177 This is what happens when you get your protocol and prep people from that crowd of illegals milling around Home Depot parking lots early in the morning.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 29, 2012 09:46 PM (j1Ttc)

178 The polish gulag resort?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 29, 2012 09:46 PM (AWmfW)

179 If Romney can be pressured for days to denounce Trump then I think Obama
can be hammered the rest of the year to denounce female genocide that
he backs.


But he wants to make sure his daughters and sons have the right to kill their babies.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at May 29, 2012 09:46 PM (fuw6p)

180
My next trip to the country of Asia I'm gonna tell those cute little Asians they need to keep there shops clean.

Posted by: President Choomwow Lobotomy at May 29, 2012 09:46 PM (fgJMi)

181 When I was working at a Fortune 500 company. A manager said during a corporate meeting that the company was not yet "gender neutral". Nobody said a word. Felt like a balloon was about to pop or something..lol

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 09:46 PM (lkdo/)

182 "You cannot go to a Chicago Deli unless you have a slight Polish accent.... I'm not joking."

Posted by: Józef Bidzen at May 29, 2012 09:48 PM (lpWVn)

183 A liberal told me that Europe is based on the FDR model. That this model was going to come to the USA but FDR died. Anyone heard of that?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 09:48 PM (lkdo/)

184
Dylan and I smoked out before the ceremony. Fucking Polish Death Camp is the shizzle. His eyes were little red slits. That boy was choomin'!!!!!11!!!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 29, 2012 09:48 PM (7WVMK)

185 Oh, and of all the people to disrespect. The Poles were invaded and degraded by the Nazis and then invaded and degraded by the Soviets. They spent most of the last century just barely surviving. Millions of their people were killed. I wonder if he knows what they went through?

Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:49 PM (YJC+w)

186 What an ignoramus.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2012 09:49 PM (UH0ly)

187 "If Romney or some superpac doesn't start hammering Obama on his support for planned parenthood and their promotion of Female Genocide they are missing a huge opportunity."

Even China outlawed ultrasound machines to prevent this.

Posted by: indigo child at May 29, 2012 09:49 PM (xXhWA)

188 who cares? they're all white anyway so who cares

Posted by: bow Tying White Boy at May 29, 2012 09:50 PM (AKiwd)

189 181 My cat is gender neutral.
That's the only way they come from the cat penitentiary.

Posted by: Beto at May 29, 2012 09:50 PM (lpWVn)

190 This is what happens when you get your protocol and prep people from
that crowd of illegals milling around Home Depot parking lots early in
the morning.


Well, more like over-credentialed Ivy League "social justice" ignorami who've been spoon-fed Howard Zinn "history" all their blinkered lives.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2012 09:50 PM (cYwEK)

191 I do not understand Polish politics. I would not want to go to Poland anyway.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 09:50 PM (lkdo/)

192 Just wondering, was this on the teleprompter or was the Won winging it? I imagine as soon as he said it a half dozen staff said "OH SHIT" and started working on apologies. Hillary called the Polish ambassador as soon as she could get to a phone.But who was the poor schnook who had to explain to the President that he effed up?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 29, 2012 09:51 PM (f2eXO)

193 hannity talking about president choom. tee hee

Posted by: thunderb at May 29, 2012 09:51 PM (Dnbau)

194 I wonder if he knows what they went through?
Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:49 PM (YJC+w)


If he does, he's fantasizing about being the one putting them through it.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2012 09:51 PM (GULKT)

195 You know what.

I'm not even going to click on the link. You used quotation marks in the headline so that's all I need to know for my blood pressure to rise.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2012 09:51 PM (piMMO)

196 I would not want to go to Poland anyway.Posted by: Lampshade

Oh, don't stop there. Please, elaborate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2012 09:51 PM (akXk+)

197 Sep 17, apologies.

Posted by: Horatius at May 29, 2012 09:52 PM (Rg/D7)

198 It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: Fredo Obama at May 29, 2012 09:52 PM (AWmfW)

199 I wonder if the Poles are non grata since they sorta started that whole iron curtain falling problem. Obama, I'm sure, regretted Solidarity there while wanting SEIU to go with it here.

Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:52 PM (YJC+w)

200 who was the poor schnook who had to explain to the President that he effed up?

He probably argued there was no difference.

Posted by: Beto at May 29, 2012 09:52 PM (lpWVn)

201
Clearly, this fellow is not working out.
The Dems are going to have to hurry to find someone to run for prez in the election.

Posted by: Your Wise Uncle Rick at May 29, 2012 09:53 PM (Ec4KY)

202 Maybe our president is a fan of South Park, as in "Did I say Death Camps? I meant Happy Camps". I'm sure Terrence and Phillip wouldn't mind at all.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at May 29, 2012 09:53 PM (E4xKS)

203 A guy that I know from college is from Antwerp, Belgium. He smoked a lot of weed and is an art collector. He is excited about Bob Dylan.
I wonder what Antwerp is like?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 09:53 PM (lkdo/)

204

So the Polish people invented shoe polish?
That's one on me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 29, 2012 09:53 PM (fgJMi)

205 "The Dems are going to have to hurry to find someone to run for prez in the election."

Oh, stop!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 29, 2012 09:54 PM (IoNBC)

206 Dude! i told you we shouldn't have toked up so much before going to history class!!!

Posted by: choomer at May 29, 2012 09:55 PM (zZJJp)

207 I wonder if he knows what they went through?
Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:49 PM (YJC+w)


If he does, he's fantasizing about being the one putting them through it.
Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2012 09:51 PM (GULKT)


In his dream he see rural Texas ablaze. Wait...they already did that.

Posted by: Beto at May 29, 2012 09:55 PM (lpWVn)

208 Barky had already lied about his uncle having liberated Aushwitz. Anyone remember that?

More Barky lies and idiocy. But it's not as if he can claim that he had never heard of Nazi Death Camps.

It will not be nearly enough to just vote this piece of shit out. He needs to be prosecuted for his many, many crimes against America. He'll skate for his endless offenses to the intellect, but this nation will not have a chance until the Dog-Eater and his junta have been held to account for what they are doing.

This sort of perversion and depravity and unbelievable anti-Americanism will not just go away quietly. It needs to be addressed and resolved.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2012 09:55 PM (X3lox)

209 My great-uncle helped liberate Auschwitz from the damn Polacks. He musta been Russian back in the day, or some shit.


Posted by: Choomie Obama at May 29, 2012 09:55 PM (Yhu4q)

210 I wonder what Antwerp is like?

I know what a twerp is like

Posted by: indigo child at May 29, 2012 09:56 PM (xXhWA)

211 it was a typical white country

Posted by: thunderb at May 29, 2012 09:56 PM (Dnbau)

212 175 Give it a rest Yoshi. It's not semantics to say "Polish Death Camps". He doesn't differentiate between white Germans during WWII and white Poles.
Posted by: dagny at May 29, 2012 09:45 PM (YJC+w)

Well not having been informed of the Polish take on it this wouldn't have raised an eyebrow from me...because "Polish" could of course refer to a location inside Poland.

But then again I'm not a head of state.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at May 29, 2012 09:56 PM (IroX7)

213 No matter how much this guy screws up -- and even after he loses reelection -- history is always going to be kind to him, and future generations will not remember him the way he really is.

This is how Che "Butcher of La Cabana" Guevera's get onto t-shirts.

Posted by: sunny black at May 29, 2012 09:57 PM (0dyYY)

214 I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I did

Posted by: Obama Twoosh! King and Genius at May 29, 2012 09:57 PM (Qxdfp)

215 who was the poor schnook who had to explain to the President that he effed up?

If anyone on his staff had an ounce of self-respect, they'd recall the times Barky has sneered that he's a better speechwriter than any of them, and be itching for a chance to throw yet another gaffe back in his stupid fucking face.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2012 09:57 PM (cYwEK)

216 "This story about the Female Genocide promoted by planned parenthood is one of the most disgusting things I have heard."

Wait. I thought the goal was to kill black fetuses.

Posted by: white liberal at May 29, 2012 09:58 PM (V/Aej)

217 Well not having been informed of the Polish take on it this wouldn't have raised an eyebrow from me...because "Polish" could of course refer to a location inside Poland.
-----------------------------------------

The Poles are demanding an apology, Yoshi.

Sorry they didn't clear it with you first.

Posted by: Yoshi Must Be Im-Potent! at May 29, 2012 09:59 PM (AzwZn)

218 This explanation made it more clear for me.

Brooks Hurd · The Ohio State University
Bryan Webb That is not what he said, He said "Polish daeth camps" which clearly indicates that death camps were Polish, not located in Poland. If I park my car in driveway, it does not become your car simply because it is located in your driveway.
Reply · 12 · Like · about an hour ago

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at May 29, 2012 09:59 PM (IroX7)

219 Lay off the poor Obumbles. He just wanted to give a shout out to that Congressional Medal of Honor winner.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 29, 2012 09:59 PM (2lpn5)

220 Well not having been informed of the Polish take on it this wouldn't have raised an eyebrow from me...because "Polish" could of course refer to a location inside Poland. But then again I'm not a head of state.
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at May 29, 2012 09:56 PM (IroX7)



The Poles are pretty upset and are demanding an apology, so there is no question that they understood it to mean that they were running them.

Posted by: Grey Fox, crouched in his mountain fastness at May 29, 2012 10:00 PM (6t8l2)

221 I wonder how Obama would handle this....


http://bit.ly/LFgbIx

Any ideas?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2012 10:00 PM (piMMO)

222
I wonder what Antwerp is like?

Imagine Bruges, but with a zoo.

Posted by: Cicero at May 29, 2012 10:00 PM (qhHI4)

223 >>Posted by: Obama Twoosh! King and Genius at May 29, 2012 09:57 PM (Qxdfp)

I laughed so hard I unintentionally farted

Posted by: Choomie Obama at May 29, 2012 10:00 PM (Yhu4q)

224 Well not having been informed of the Polish take on
it this wouldn't have raised an eyebrow from me...because "Polish" could
of course refer to a location inside Poland.





Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at May 29, 2012 09:56 PM (IroX7)


No American has ever even heard of them referred to as "Polish Death Camps". In fact, most Americans don't even know that they were in Poland.

The Dog-Eater does this shit on purpose and it is deadly serious.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2012 10:01 PM (X3lox)

225 But he misspoke so elegantly.

Posted by: Sean Penn at May 29, 2012 10:01 PM (0Ohos)

226 Sneak peek at Obama's college transcripts:

World History D-

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 29, 2012 10:01 PM (j1Ttc)

227 I would not want to go to Poland anyway.Posted by: Lampshade

Oh, don't stop there. Please, elaborate.

I don't know any Poles. Nor do they interest me.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 10:02 PM (lkdo/)

228 "I laughed so hard I unintentionally farted"

Now we're gettin' somewhere!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 29, 2012 10:02 PM (IoNBC)

229
Known why Italy is known for fashionable shoes?
Look at a map. LOL!

Posted by: President Choombong at May 29, 2012 10:02 PM (fgJMi)

230 Post it on Fakebook!!!!!! Heir Suckerberg is having trouble YES!!!! A friend of BHO.

Posted by: clemenza at May 29, 2012 10:02 PM (qA9lG)

231 #AwfulKidsToys The Lego 'Polish Death Camp'

Posted by: sTevo at May 29, 2012 10:02 PM (VMcEw)

232 At the link, 2nd picture down, a still photo from a Polish TV station has his name spelled Baracka Obamy. Sounds about right to me.

Posted by: Cheri at May 29, 2012 10:03 PM (0s4YQ)

233 214
I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a
poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I made a poopy I did


Posted by: Obama Twoosh! King and Genius at May 29, 2012 09:57 PM (Qxdfp)

Seriously..that's fucking hilarious

Posted by: Albie Damned at May 29, 2012 10:03 PM (Yhu4q)

234
Imagine Bruges, but with a zoo.
I can't. Never been there.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 10:03 PM (lkdo/)

235 I don't know any Poles. Nor do they interest me.

Poland's a great country to visit. Plus, they stopped the muslim advance into central Europe at the second Siege of Vienna in 1683 so they deserve some credit for that.

Posted by: Cicero at May 29, 2012 10:04 PM (qhHI4)

236 This Pantera song from like 1992 was prophetic,got to be about OWS.

1. Piss


Half assed for most his life
Done nothing but stand
Just big cause he's so small so
No one will give him a hand
The kinda guy that would steal your cast
And buy a burning house
Then call you up and invite you in
And jerk you off with a sandpaper hand

I'd leave him physically crippled
Without a leg to stand
I'd throw that trash away
Because a runt like that is piss in the wind
My fist would be the decider
I wasn't raised a fool
I'd stomp his ass for free
Because a punk like that is piss in the wind

Piss in the wind

A go-getter who ain't got none
A legend in his mind
Always the one to invite himself
And then just left behind
Someone must of clipped his balls
Or wiped his ass of his life
A self centered procrastinator
Attention seeker who's got nothing at all

I'd leave him physically crippled
Without a leg to stand
I'd throw that trash away
Because a runt like that is piss in the wind
My fist would be the decider
I wasn't raised a fool
I'd stomp his ass for free
Because a punk like that is piss in the wind

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 10:04 PM (7W3wI)

237 No American has ever even heard of them referred to as "Polish Death Camps". In fact, most Americans don't even know that they were in Poland.The Dog-Eater does this shit on purpose and it is deadly serious.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2012 10:01 PM (X3lox)


Hell you don't even call them German Death Camps. They're Nazi Death Camps.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2012 10:05 PM (GULKT)

238 "Imagine Bruges, but with a zoo.
I can't. Never been there."

Then imagine someplace you've been.
Antwerp's not like that.

Posted by: Scobface at May 29, 2012 10:05 PM (IoNBC)

239 I heard they spoke Austrian in those Polish death camps....

Posted by: guywhomythicallybangedmegan at May 29, 2012 10:05 PM (IWocZ)

240 236 Oh and also Choom Putt-Putt himself.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2012 10:06 PM (7W3wI)

241 I spent a lot of time in my youth drinking in Polish Bars in Hamtramack Michigan, the poles will not take lightly to that slip of forked tongue.




Posted by: clemenza at May 29, 2012 10:06 PM (qA9lG)

242 I heard they spoke Austrian in those Polish death camps....

Ironically, that happens to be true. Austria was heavily over-represented among the worst of the Nazi camp commandants and staff. They were sadistic bastards.

Posted by: Cicero at May 29, 2012 10:08 PM (qhHI4)

243 Obama acted stupidly

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 29, 2012 10:08 PM (e8kgV)

244 Fuck, none of the guys I play shirtless beer pong with ever told me it wasn't the fucking Polcks

Posted by: Jon Favreau at May 29, 2012 10:09 PM (Yhu4q)

245 When my Polish brethren think you're stupid, you're stupid.

Posted by: teh Windski at May 29, 2012 10:09 PM (7xzA1)

246 World History thunderdome match between Obama and Jeff Spicoli, who wins?

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 29, 2012 10:09 PM (j1Ttc)

247 Then imagine someplace you've been.
Antwerp's not like that.

ok

Posted by: Lampshade at May 29, 2012 10:10 PM (lkdo/)

248 Well he's not entirely off, I mean they were concentration camps IN Poland. I mean saying a building is a New York building when its actually built, run, and owned by another country (say an embassy) is not false, its just not typical speech. Still, it does indicate the man might have some issues with history and geography outside Kenya and Indonesia.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 29, 2012 10:10 PM (r4wIV)

249 And of course I should had "if this were Bush..." yadda yadda.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 29, 2012 10:11 PM (r4wIV)

250 World History thunderdome match between Obama and Jeff Spicoli, who wins?


Well, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know!

Posted by: Mr. Hand at May 29, 2012 10:11 PM (z9HTb)

251 I'm surprised he didn't call 'em Jewish Death Camps, since there were so many jews in them.

Posted by: nickless at May 29, 2012 09:08 PM (MMC8r)
.
That would have the added benefit of appealing to his base.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 29, 2012 10:11 PM (9lQzN)

252 Did SCOAMF seriously just piss off the largest Polish population outside of Warsaw?

That's right, Chicago. Fucking idiot.

Posted by: grognard at May 29, 2012 10:11 PM (I4xLG)

253 Does this man know ANYTHING at all? ANYTHING?

He's ignorant of:
Astronomy (unaware the Sun's output varies)
Biology (thinks algae can produce fuel in useful amounts)
Chemistry (thinks carbon can somehow be extracted from CO2)
Diplomacy (pisses off everyone he negotiates with)
Economics (too many examples to list)
Finance ("profit and earnings ratio")
Geography (57 states, Austrian language)
History (Polish death camps)
Intelligence (blows the names of informants)
Justice (prejudices the outcome of Zimmerman trial)
Kinesiology (throws and rides like a girl)
Law (ignores it)
Mathematics (cannot understand that increasing spending adds to deficit)
Nutrition (thinks spinach makes you like Popeye)
Operations (thinks saying something makes it happen)
Psychology (unaware he is a narcissist)
Quit, when to (hint: now)
Religion (too many examples to list)
Strategy (thinks leaving = winning)
Tactics (complete ignorance)
United States Constitution (I doubt he has read it)
Voting (thinks saying "present" is enough)
Women (thinks Michelle is clever and attractive, thinks attacking religion will draw women voters)
Xenology (didn't notice he married a Klingon)
Your Life (and doesn't care)
Zoology (thinks eagles are made of titanium)


Posted by: Trimegistus at May 29, 2012 10:12 PM (rEbge)

254 Wouldn't a Polish Death Camp have a 100% survival rate?

Posted by: Common Sense at May 29, 2012 10:12 PM (AzwZn)

255 hey, do we all remember the fuss about Cheney at Auschwitz..?
Vice President Dick Cheney raised eyebrows on Friday for wearing an olive-drab parka, hiking boots and knit ski cap to represent the United States at a solemn ceremony remembering the liberation of Auschwitz.
http://tinyurl.com/7l2v3qs

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:12 PM (NI3M5)

256 >>Does this man know ANYTHING at all? ANYTHING?

Chooming?

Posted by: sTevo at May 29, 2012 10:13 PM (VMcEw)

257 I hate those Polish death camps....no golf

Posted by: King Putt at May 29, 2012 10:13 PM (Yhu4q)

258 >>Does this man know ANYTHING at all? ANYTHING?

No, but eats a pretty mean dog.

Posted by: sTevo at May 29, 2012 10:13 PM (VMcEw)

259 Baracka dupa jutka.

Posted by: Josef Pilsudski at May 29, 2012 10:14 PM (0Ohos)

260 Are there a lot of corpse-men in a death camp?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 29, 2012 10:14 PM (X/+QT)

261 Hey, Christopher Taylor, fuck you. You're harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 29, 2012 10:14 PM (2lpn5)

262 Well...

At least he didn't pronounce Polish like furniture polish.... right?

Guys???

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 29, 2012 10:15 PM (niZvt)

263 by the way, Joe Biden is smarter than you.

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:15 PM (NI3M5)

264 Posted by: Trimegistus at May 29, 2012 10:12 PM (rEbge)

Is that your work? If so, ...hats off

Posted by: Albie Damned at May 29, 2012 10:15 PM (Yhu4q)

265 Perhaps he consulted his new Special Adviser for Cultural Affairs, Marion Barry, while preparing his remarks.

And then he hung a medal on phoney weirdo asshat Bob Dylan, just to make it even more offensive.

Because he's such a subtle super-genius.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 29, 2012 10:15 PM (k4bdL)

266 What's the difference between Obama and Biden?

Biden says stupid shit that makes you laugh.
Obama says stupid shit that makes you cringe.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 29, 2012 10:15 PM (j1Ttc)

267 Pole-ee-stan!!

Posted by: Choomie Obama at May 29, 2012 10:16 PM (Yhu4q)

268 Wouldn't a Polish Death Camp have a 100% survival rate?

There would be no time for extermination because the entire staff would be on lightbulb-screwing detail.

Posted by: Cicero at May 29, 2012 10:16 PM (qhHI4)

269 @253 I am impressed...Come over to my Polish Pub I will buy you a drunk..

Posted by: clemenza at May 29, 2012 10:17 PM (qA9lG)

270 And then he hung a medal on phoney weirdo asshat Bob Dylan, just to make it even more offensive.

Madeline Not So Bright got a Medal of Freedom too. 75% of the recipients were undeserving and just political theater.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 29, 2012 10:17 PM (j1Ttc)

271 Poland's a great country to visit. Plus, they
stopped the muslim advance into central Europe at the second Siege of
Vienna in 1683 so they deserve some credit for that.


Posted by: Cicero at May 29, 2012 10:04 PM (qhHI4)


Read "Bloodlands" for the full impact of what they went through in WW2. Having Hitler on one side and Stalin on the other is what is known as residing in turd alley. They never knuckled under to the fucking commies though; they're very good at biding their time and playing the long game. Say what you will, they're very stubborn about insisting on freedom.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2012 10:17 PM (7Ph7Z)

272 re 266: we know Biden was a third rate student. Obama..? ooooooo....

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:18 PM (NI3M5)

273 The guards at the Polish Death Camps spoke Polishistani. And they were Jewish space-lizards. Anyway, that's what my good friend Lou Farrakhan told me, and who am I to argue? I give myself a B+ for oratory and foreign relations. Fore!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Mega-Mind at May 29, 2012 10:19 PM (k4bdL)

274 @265 you had to bring up that bile from my stomach...back to the malox

Posted by: clemenza at May 29, 2012 10:19 PM (qA9lG)

275 Poland is punching above its weight today.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 29, 2012 10:19 PM (O3R/2)

276 The only A's on Obama's transcript will be the freebies. There's no way this guy is anything other than a C student.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 29, 2012 10:19 PM (j1Ttc)

277 "217 Well not having been informed of the Polish take on it this wouldn't have raised an eyebrow from me...because "Polish" could of course refer to a location inside Poland. "

Really? How many times in the past have you heard them referred to as POLISH Death Camps?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2012 10:19 PM (V/Aej)

278 266
What's the difference between Obama and Biden?




Biden stole his lines from a British labor leader, while Obama's book was written by an American domestic terrorist?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 29, 2012 10:20 PM (2lpn5)

279 Well, you know... those Johnson & Johnson Polish Death Camps sure were a pisser...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 29, 2012 10:21 PM (niZvt)

280
late to the thread.....but ....


...... Jeebus H Effin Crisco that president of ours is a douche nozzle.

Hey.... Mr President.... history did NOT start in the 60's.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2012 10:21 PM (ffV1/)

281 Serious question: can anyone think of a U.S. ally that Obama has not snubbed, insulted, or betrayed?

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 29, 2012 10:22 PM (rEbge)

282 268 Wouldn't a Polish Death Camp have a 100% survival rate?


Weren't they full of corpsman?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 29, 2012 10:22 PM (niZvt)

283 281 Serious question: can anyone think of a U.S. ally that Obama has not snubbed, insulted, or betrayed?

Belize?

Posted by: Scobface at May 29, 2012 10:23 PM (IoNBC)

284
His Polish knowlege is limited to how many it takes to change a lightbulb. Ayers taught him that.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 29, 2012 10:23 PM (cWkOB)

285 "The Dog-Eater does this shit on purpose and it is deadly serious.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair "

I don't think he does it on purpose. I think he does it because he is poorly educated, due to his being allowed to skate by on affirmative action. White liberals don't expect much from blacks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2012 10:24 PM (V/Aej)

286 281
Serious question: can anyone think of a U.S. ally that Obama has not snubbed, insulted, or betrayed?



He's only insulted the good ones, like the U.K. and Poland. With the shitty allies, like Saudi Arabia, he's all bows and smiles.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 29, 2012 10:24 PM (2lpn5)

287 Mr President.... history did NOT start in the 60's.

But his heavy drug use probably did. Too much of de spliff make you stupid mon.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 29, 2012 10:24 PM (j1Ttc)

288 My grandfather killed bin Ladenowicz!

Posted by: Baraka Shroom Dunham at May 29, 2012 10:24 PM (AzwZn)

289 I can Venezuela, Cuba, China, oh wait. Those aren't allies.

Posted by: thunderb at May 29, 2012 10:24 PM (Dnbau)

290 And now ladies and gentlemen, let's play another rousing game of What If A Republican Had Said That! [raaaaahhhhh]

Posted by: joncelli at May 29, 2012 10:25 PM (708Gm)

291 re 281: Nepal..?

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:25 PM (NI3M5)

292 because they're out main supplier of napalm?

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:26 PM (NI3M5)

293 can anyone think of a U.S. ally that Obama has not snubbed, insulted, or betrayed?

The tiny island nation of Dominica? Naa, he probably foudn a way to fuck them over too.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 29, 2012 10:26 PM (j1Ttc)

294 Late to the thread but I am going with "Fuck the Poles." I am one, by blood and by marriage, and can attest from talking to many family members over pierogi and kielbasa that everyperson living in Poland from 1939 through 1945 was well aware of what the gray cloud seenfloatingover everything during that period contained.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 29, 2012 10:27 PM (RtpCp)

295 "The tiny island nation of Dominica?"

I dunno...they sound kinda Papist to me.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 29, 2012 10:27 PM (IoNBC)

296 re 290 joncelli: see my comment #255 at 10:12 pm

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:28 PM (NI3M5)

297 Serious question: can anyone think of a U.S. ally that Obama has not snubbed, insulted, or betrayed?

Iran!

...so far away...

Posted by: Baracka Obamy at May 29, 2012 10:28 PM (0Ohos)

298 103
Jane D'oh: "My gawd, you'd have to listen to her praise Barry non-stop..."

Easy solution there: Take away her [strike]teleprompter[strike] Blackberry. She'd go mute.

***

I've got an even better solution how to keep her from using her mouth to yap...

Posted by: Larry Flynt Photoshopper extraordinaire at May 29, 2012 10:28 PM (u3N3z)

299 Anyone know what happened with Thaddeus McCotter.....he's not on the ballot? (per an email from my friend, like ten minutes ago, he heard it on some radio program but he missed a good bit of it so he sent the email to ask if anyone of us had heard anything or knew anything about this)

Posted by: fan at May 29, 2012 10:29 PM (oZfic)

300 Belize?

Only because no one's ever told Barky about their stance on gay marriage.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2012 10:29 PM (F3yrD)

301 If anyone on his staff had an ounce of self-respect,
they'd recall the times Barky has sneered that he's a better
speechwriter than any of them, and be itching for a chance to throw yet
another gaffe back in his stupid fucking face.


Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2012 09:57 PM (cYwEK)


I think a complete lack of self respect combined with the desire to toady up to power are the primary requirements of the job. It must attract some really psychologically stunted fuckheads. The desire to fuck with the JEF must increase as he's increasingly losing his grip on power although I'm sure cocksuckers like Axelrod, Mooch and Jarret are constantly suspicious of traitors in their midst whom they can blame the failures on.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2012 10:30 PM (7Ph7Z)

302 299 Anyone know what happened with Thaddeus McCotter

Apparently he failed to submit required 1000 signatures to qualify. He says he'll run a write-in campaign.

http://goo.gl/4anwY

Posted by: Scobface at May 29, 2012 10:32 PM (IoNBC)

303
299 Anyone know what happened with Thaddeus McCotter.....he's not on the ballot? (per an email from my friend, like ten minutes ago, he heard it on some radio program but he missed a good bit of it so he sent the email to ask if anyone of us had heard anything or knew anything about this)
Posted by: fan at May 29, 2012 10:29 PM (oZfic)


God you are a pathetic clueless fuckwit. Not knowing shit that was old news 5 months ago.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2012 10:32 PM (GULKT)

304 "276 The only A's on Obama's transcript will be the freebies. There's no way this guy is anything other than a C student.
Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) "

Grade inflation, pretty much everyone gets an A or B. An A now means very little. Well, maybe except for math and sciences where you can't bluff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2012 10:33 PM (V/Aej)

305 re 300: Belize
He that Belize in me shall have everlasting life (The New New Testament, The Gospel according to Now Lukey Here, Andy)

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:34 PM (NI3M5)

306 Wait--look!

"....CLAP ON!....CLAP OFF!"

GodDAMN that's a funny-ass commercial!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 29, 2012 10:38 PM (IoNBC)

307 re 304: doesn't showing up for class from time to time count for something? Being a narcissist is hard work, you know.

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:39 PM (NI3M5)

308 Left now doubling down on "Polish oven stuffer" meme. John Bachelor guest on WABC.

Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2012 10:42 PM (h6XiD)

309 remember, if you go for a drink with Obama and he says "I'll have what he's having", expect to order another one for yourself.

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2012 10:42 PM (NI3M5)

310 All the poles I know are Catholic. He lost them already anyway.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 29, 2012 10:43 PM (O3R/2)

311 TOTUS is now the POTUS who lives up to SCOAMF everyday. Is is November yet. That was in TOTUS and he read it like the fool he is.

Posted by: Tjexcite at May 29, 2012 10:43 PM (ovjF+)

312 What I remember is that when the pro-American Polish President and others went down in a plane a few years ago on a trip to Russia, Obama yawned and didn't even send Biden to the funerals.

Posted by: ArrMatey at May 29, 2012 11:13 PM (3YA+O)

313 What if TOTUS is HAL 9000?

"Just say this Dave, I mean Barack. It has been tested, it is the right thing to say."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - killing time before bed - inside before mosquitos at May 29, 2012 11:22 PM (gmoEG)

314 He is so irredeemably stupid.

Posted by: Evan3457 at May 29, 2012 11:27 PM (e8QWD)

315 It was just a translation error. Everything was fine in the original Austrian.

BTW, good thing those Germans invaded and put an end to all of that.

Posted by: Barky the Narcissiphant at May 29, 2012 11:39 PM (c8WV/)

316
You guys already got whole staff for lightbulb and 100% survival rate. Good work.
Polish Death Camp:
Has incredibleneonatal unit, staffed byJewish doctors.
You can checkin any time you like, or leave, whatever.
Worknot only makes you free but comes with bennies.

Too soon?

Posted by: Beagle at May 29, 2012 11:53 PM (sOtz/)

317 Heh. On the second screen cap on the bottom scroll. I'm not sure what the translation is but it says Slowy Obamy. Maybe it's Polish for Barack Obama is A Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 29, 2012 11:58 PM (tmbXy)

318
God you are a pathetic clueless fuckwit. Not knowing shit that was old news 5 months ago.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2012 10:32 PM (GULKT)
I just asked my friend, he was listening to McCotter interviewed on the Batchelor show. He said "there is no way this is old news, known 5 months ago" unless your blogger commenter is a mccotter operative." And this guy is political in every way.

Posted by: fan at May 30, 2012 12:06 AM (oZfic)

319 Some compare him to Christ Jesus. Others to FDR. I'd go with Spicoli form Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Posted by: lawdvd at May 30, 2012 12:41 AM (ZiM5j)

320 Community organizer in Chief Choomer can fuck up a wet dream...

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Schnitzengruber at May 30, 2012 12:45 AM (Jls4P)

321 See? I told you assholes it wasn't us. We wanna redo.

Posted by: Joe big fuckin' deal Goebbles at May 30, 2012 12:55 AM (pMzIb)

322 Didn't he mean Polack death camp? That's what his buddy Marion calls it.

Posted by: LASue at May 30, 2012 02:13 AM (wAhNv)

323 Effing 52%.

I could totally not hear from them for like 20 years.

Won't happen, but I could so live in the place you never hear from them.

Doesn't exist, but I could so live there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 30, 2012 03:03 AM (bxiXv)

324 Were these the "Polish death camps" that his Typical White Person grandfather helped liberate in Czechoslovakia with Patton's 3rd Army?

Were any "corpse-men" involved in said liberation?

Posted by: Hayabusa at May 30, 2012 03:07 AM (B+qrE)

325 Also, Obama is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Hayabusa at May 30, 2012 03:10 AM (B+qrE)

326 248
Well he's not entirely off, I mean they were concentration camps IN
Poland. I mean saying a building is a New York building when its
actually built, run, and owned by another country (say an embassy) is
not false, its just not typical speech. Still, it does indicate the man
might have some issues with history and geography outside Kenya and
Indonesia.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 29, 2012 10:10 PM (r4wIV)


Bad example...if it hasn't been mentioned, New York decides that building is in New York. Not the other country.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 30, 2012 03:22 AM (PWwbk)

327 should have said decides if that building is in New York. Ground Zero Mosque, anyone?

Posted by: model_1066 at May 30, 2012 03:23 AM (PWwbk)

328 319
Some compare him to Christ Jesus. Others to FDR. I'd go with Spicoli form Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


Posted by: lawdvd at May 30, 2012 12:41 AM (ZiM5j)


Spicoli wasn't a total asshole, though...

Posted by: model_1066 at May 30, 2012 03:34 AM (PWwbk)

329 Good thing we didn't go with that Palin check, eh?

Posted by: Doug at May 30, 2012 06:42 AM (q/08r)

330 Jimmy bunny Jimmy bunny Jimmy bunny ... back, back, bad bunny

Posted by: Tonawanda at May 30, 2012 06:52 AM (iuHbc)

331
"I can see Russia from my back porch." - used to tag Sarah Palin who didn't say it.

"Polish death camps" - can be used because the (P)resident did say it.

Minor in the big picture but political death by a thousand self inflicted cuts is still a political death.

Posted by: Gmac at May 30, 2012 06:53 AM (z7w86)

332 Jąkanie kurwa gromada jest nieudanym!

Posted by: Soylent Red at May 30, 2012 08:36 AM (qiEz/)

333
Igor doesn't say much about his background but I believe he came from your typical leftwing 'elitist' Jewish families in Poland. Also, Mika's grandmother died in one of those camps. Ziggy says very little about his background although he worked for one of the most antisemitic people in the world, Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: yorkie01 at May 30, 2012 08:52 AM (VIsUo)

334 The smartest guy in the room is a dumb fuck.

Posted by: Travis at May 30, 2012 10:14 AM (SINWF)

335 Nazis, Poles, Jews, whatever. What difference does it make? They're all white guys and I can't tell them apart. White folks greed runs a world in need, after all. Why are they bitching at me? Are they racists?

Posted by: Obama in the Choom Wagon at May 30, 2012 10:20 AM (659DL)

336 Do we owe Castro an apology for saying "Cuban Missle Crisis" when it was Soviet nukes?

Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 30, 2012 11:59 AM (3GtyG)

337
its not like he called them pollack death camps

Posted by: kj at May 30, 2012 01:26 PM (+M9Zv)

338
Cuba vs WWII Poland?????
Get real.

Posted by: don at May 30, 2012 09:30 PM (NcoSr)






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