Washington Post Asks The Important Question: In a Way, Isn't Romney Sort of Responsible for a Massacre By Mormons 160 Years Ago?

[Open Blogger is Ace, today. Having problems with my login, due to my own stupidity.]

The Washington Post wants to know if voters will hold it against Romney that Mormons massacred Arkansans in something they've decided to start calling "America's first 9/11."

That's funny. Because I have a question for the Washington Post to explore. Given that Obama's application for school in Indonesia stated his religion as "Islam," do they care to explore whether voters will hold it against Obama that his one-time coreligionists were responsible for what I guess we're now calling "America's Second 9/11," which is actually its first one? You know, the real 9/11?

Why would this be unimportant to explore?

Hell, why stop at America's Second-slash-Actual 9/11?

Have people gotten over the Barbary Pirates yet? Thomas Jefferson was pretty angry about their kidnapping/enslaving.

I'm going to start calling that "America's Real First 9/11 Even Though It's Not 9/11."

Next up from The Washington Post:

Michiganders Struggle With Roiling Legacy of "America's Second 9/11 -- The Trim"

Public still terrorized by Romney cutting that gay kid's bangs

Posted by: Open Blogger at 02:41 PM



Comments

1
woohoo!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2012 02:42 PM (9M7e6)

2 Yall go give my comment an upding over there.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 02:42 PM (NG097)

3 Two words: Kenyan Mau Mau Uprising.

1952.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 02:43 PM (NG097)

4 Not only that, all the genocides and whatnots in the Bible.

Of course a person is responsible for following an evil doctrine, knowing the evils its done, and knowing many of these violent, perverted acts were done by or at the order of their God.

Absolutely.

However, that disqualifies everyone electable, because America writ large believes such nonsense, oft-evil nonsense at that.

Stupid species of loony apes.

Posted by: Random at May 21, 2012 02:43 PM (ieFeF)

5 Premature Emblogulation

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 02:44 PM (NG097)

6 First? Nah, can't be

Posted by: Rick in MB at May 21, 2012 02:44 PM (2ocJB)

7 Arkansans, Ace, not Oklahomans; Oklahoma was not a state until November 16, 1907.

Posted by: sithkhan at May 21, 2012 02:44 PM (HDmID)

8 They really will say anything, won't they?

Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2012 02:44 PM (4I3Uo)

9 If WaPo brings up a massacre by mormons, they'll also have to acknowledge the anti-mormon violence that occurred in the US since the early 1800s. Is Mitt responsible for the attacks against his church as well? Mitt Romney: American Antichrist.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2012 02:45 PM (jm/9g)

10 I like that you can still comment on the post, even though you can't read it.

Pixyware is the shizzle.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 02:48 PM (NG097)

11 Wha????

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 02:54 PM (iYbLN)

12 It's MichiGANDERS.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 21, 2012 02:54 PM (xAJql)

13 Who is "Open Blogger," by the way? It reads like Ace.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 21, 2012 02:55 PM (xAJql)

14 WaPo: Obama not to blame for Crusades.

Posted by: EC at May 21, 2012 02:55 PM (GQ8sn)

15 Does that mean that, as a Christian, I can take credit for Lincoln freeing the slaves?

How about I take the credit for establishing the Salvation Army?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 02:56 PM (piMMO)

16 Meanwhile the MFM continues to show no interest in the history of Obama's churches and childhood madrassa in Indonesia.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 21, 2012 02:56 PM (KCvsd)

17 I still can't get over the fact 52% of the voting public are fucktards.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 02:56 PM (iYbLN)

18 You can tell OpenBlogger has been in the shit too long.
He's got that thousand yard stare.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2012 02:56 PM (3x6vk)

19 Like I said...saw that coming.

Just wait until the 'troofers' get ahold of that date. It will get ugly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 21, 2012 02:57 PM (GBXon)

20 So let's see, a man kills his date who is not his wife and gets lauded as the "Lion of the Senate", and a man who may or may not have given someone a haircut back when he was in high school is responsible for mass murder 160 years ago.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 21, 2012 02:57 PM (1grxW)

21 I'm pretty sure Obama has slavers on one side or another. When is he going to wash his hands of that? Reparations! Reparations! (I'm at least 1/32nd black, by the way.)

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 21, 2012 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

22 I read that the Irish made Obama an honorary Irishman. Doesn't that make him partly responsible for the potato famine?

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2012 02:57 PM (N2yhW)

23 It's MichiGANDERS.



Is that what you would call Michigan J Frog?

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 02:57 PM (iYbLN)

24 I still can't get over the fact 52% of the voting public are fucktards.


****

I think that number might be down to about 48% now. Of course, statistically speaking, half the population resides below the average I.Q. score.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 02:58 PM (piMMO)

25 The funny thing is this horseshit is all they got and they're using it in the middle of May. Keep pounding the poultry, MFM; it's really working well.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2012 02:58 PM (wcH9x)

26 I read that the Irish made Obama an honorary Irishman. Doesn't that make him partly responsible for the potato famine?


Posted by: dogfish


That bastard! I knew it!!

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 02:58 PM (iYbLN)

27
Two words: Kenyan Mau Mau Uprising.



1952.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 02:43 PM (NG097)




You rightwingers are soooooo STOOOPID! That's three words.

Posted by: Joey Plugs at May 21, 2012 02:58 PM (xDqit)

28 uh, median....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 02:58 PM (piMMO)

29 Bangkok. I'm still in Bangkok. Every day I stay in this hotel room, I get weaker. Every day Pixy squats in the bush, he gets stronger.

Posted by: not really Ace at May 21, 2012 02:58 PM (NG097)

30 I seem to remember a bunch of Mormons getting their asses killed and run out of NY, MO and Utah. WaPo come for the cartoons, stay for the laughs.


http://tinyurl.com/yrsa9y

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 02:59 PM (hXJOG)

31 Oh, and I'm Irish on Mom's side so the Brits owe me for...well, just about everything. Pounds sterling, please.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 21, 2012 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

32 So, does this mean that Barky is responsible for all those massacres that have happened in Africa?

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 02:59 PM (L99Ue)

33 Of course, statistically speaking, half the population resides below the average I.Q. score.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse


That's depressing when you write it out.

Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2012 02:59 PM (N2yhW)

34 my great great great great grandpappy Shrimp got into an argument over a mule with a Mormon.
I blame Mitt Romney.


Other news... go nominate ACE for a Breitbart award.
http://breitbartawards.com/

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012 02:59 PM (DGIjM)

35 We didn't like hillbilly's in Utah and still don't. We'll stop killing them when they stop coming.

Posted by: Mitt Fucking Romney at May 21, 2012 03:00 PM (I/Xad)

36 Where the hell is Ace? No tweets. No posts.
Hobo hunt gone wrong?

Posted by: USA at May 21, 2012 03:00 PM (6Cjut)

37 Hmmm, 1857. Isn't that about the same time Obama's ancestors owned slaves?

Posted by: Nash Rambler at May 21, 2012 03:00 PM (lxk/v)

38 Bumper sticker: "Fuck Obama - Remember the Barbary pirates"

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 03:01 PM (Xzdzr)

39 The sins of the great great great great great grandfather are visited on the son.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 21, 2012 03:01 PM (tf9Ne)

40
Isn't Romney kinda responsible for everyone who has been killed while in an AMC PACER, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:01 PM (9M7e6)

41 Is Obama responsible for the corruption in the Kenyan government after he made an appearance supporting one of the candidates who was one of his relatives?

Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (Dnbau)

42 We've substituted these commenters' regular blogger with Folger's Coffee blogger. Let's see what they think...

Posted by: Commercials from days of yore at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

43 my great great great great grandpappy Shrimp got into an argument over a mule with a Mormon.

I blame Mitt Romney.

*****

COMPLETELY unrelated, but you wrote "shrimp" and it reminded me of something on the ONT last night.

Most of the thread was about movies and, at some point, they started creating hybrid movie titles and that's when someone tossed out Gumpfellas.

I still can't stop giggling.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (piMMO)

44 Two words: Kenyan Mau Mau Uprising.

Obama is a Luo and the uprising was started by the Kiyuku's. May not work.

But then again we can be like the MSM: feed them the truth, but not the Truth, the whole Truth, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Posted by: Gary Brooker, Keith Reid and Matthew Fisher at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (kqqGm)

45 My breakfast was like 9-11 mach 3.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (I/Xad)

46 What's that radical pastor's name again? You know, the Liberation Theology guy from Chicago.

Damn, what's his name...

\\\

Posted by: ironbill at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (8HjJL)

47 Isn't that about the same time Obama's ancestors owned slaves?

Not ownership ownership per se -- it was a faux ownership like trading carbon credits.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (Xzdzr)

48 @3

Yeah and wasn't Barack, Sr arrested for being involved? hmm

Nothing in his wiki, but note, daddy converted to Islam and young Barry was born a muslin. I thought once you were born in to the religion you could not leave under fear of death.

Something does not smell right, da huh. Read daddy's Wiki.



http://tinyurl.com/5g72yj

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (hXJOG)

49 It's MichiGANDERS.

Would the ladies be MichiGeese then?

Of course, statistically speaking, half the population resides below the average I.Q. score.

Carlin said that best. No, I won't link. Find it yourself. It's Carlin, anything you find is good, it's worth the effort.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (GBXon)

50 In a way, isn't Obama sort of responsible for the Wayans Brothers?

I demand an official apology.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (SY2Kh)

51 I think that it is important to note that Romeny has no alibi for this time.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2012 03:03 PM (jUZRg)

52 Done Jumbo Shrimp

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:03 PM (iYbLN)

53 Of course, statistically speaking, half the population resides below the average I.Q. score.

Scary, isn't it?

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (Xzdzr)

54 Other news... go nominate ACE for a Breitbart award.
http://breitbartawards.com/

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012 02:59 PM (DGIjM)

-------------

The form for nominating requires the email address of the Nominee. ....What email address should I use for Ace?

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (L99Ue)

55 Not ownership ownership per se -- it was a faux ownership like trading carbon credits.


****

You see, as I have learned about Blair Wolverton's slave-owning ancestors, when black people owned slaves, it was to protect them from expulsion from the state.

See?

Nuance.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (piMMO)

56 51
I think that it is important to note that Romeny has no alibi for this time.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2012 03:03 PM (jUZRg)

Well, not since he bought that tachyonic time travel thingie.

Posted by: The WaPo brings the facts at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

57 Where the hell is Ace? No tweets. No posts.

Ewok are notoriously superstitious about being seen or even using their names for three days following an eclipse.
Poor little bugger is probably hiding in someone's dumpster too scared to even fap.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (3x6vk)

58 Yess... Open Blogger returns!

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (Mrdk1)

59 Any reports of freak hobo-ing accidents?

Posted by: USA at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (6Cjut)

60 You know why Lizzie Warren can't find any Cherokee relatives? Romney teleported back to massacre them.

Posted by: Dog-eating SCOAMF at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (1l37M)

61 Barky's Kenyan ancestors were huge slave traders. How he keeps the black vote I do not understand.

Posted by: Just Saying at May 21, 2012 03:05 PM (xCpfo)

62 Michiganers Struggle With Roiling Legacy of "America's Second 9/11 -- The Trim"

Can I buy a d please? Related, fuck you Ohio.


Anyone know where Romney's next public appearance is? I really need my bangs trimmed and hear he can help.

('ette whining - why oh why oh why did I decide to let my bangs grow out, nothing says professional like batting at them like a cat all day long)

Posted by: alexthechick at May 21, 2012 03:05 PM (VtjlW)

63 Tomorrow's headline: "Romney guilty of massacre, has no alibi"

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 03:05 PM (Xzdzr)

64 Mofos killed Arkies? Damn them. Damn them to Hell!

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2012 03:05 PM (OlN4e)

65
Romney's ancestors are the reason the Great Salt Lake is salty.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 21, 2012 03:05 PM (mFxQX)

66 aceofspadeshq at gmail . com

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:05 PM (piMMO)

67 The MFM is the original concern troll.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (ccXZP)

68 Senator Mike Lee is a direct descendant of John Doyle Lee, who was executed for the massacre. Former senator Gordon Smith is related to him, as are the Udalls. And probably 50,000 other people. Seriously, John D. Lee had 10 wives. My grandmother's generation had about 10,000 members in it.

I never thought of Romney being in that group, he is more associated with the Mexican Colonies, but I'm sure there must be a ton of overlap.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (gWLRb)

69 @34

Would love to. Anyone know ace's name to put in the nomination?

Should we just put Mr. Head Ewok?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (hXJOG)

70 Is Trim not a current euphemism for you kids today?

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (NG097)

71 Off, off, damn sockpuppet.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (kqqGm)

72 It's a historical fact that Mormons have been behind a diabolical form of terrorism involving mixing Jello and Cool Whip for decades.

Posted by: The MBM at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (QKKT0)

73
The form for nominating requires the email address of the Nominee. ....What email address should I use for Ace?

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:04 PM (L99Ue)





Well, considering that he reads his email even less than his blog.......I'm not sure that it matters.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (xDqit)

74 GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (NG097)

75 'ette whining - why oh why oh why did I decide to let my bangs grow out, nothing says professional like batting at them like a cat all day long)Posted by: alexthechick at May 21, 2012 03:05 PM (VtjlW) Use the mustache wax

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 21, 2012 03:07 PM (mFxQX)

76 Romney's ancestors were responsible for the 1930s dust bowl.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:07 PM (iYbLN)

77
In a way, isn't Obama sort of responsible for the Wayans Brothers?

I demand an official apology.


Two snaps down in a zig-zag.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2012 03:07 PM (KXm42)

78 Gumpfellas.

I still can't stop giggling.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:02 PM (piMMO)

I am giggling now too.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012 03:07 PM (DGIjM)

79 B Hussein O is now responsible for anything ever done in the name of Allah.

The gloves are now off.

The chickens, as Jeremiah Wright likes to say, have come home to roost.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at May 21, 2012 03:07 PM (PH+2B)

80 Too bad they already attached ownership of the 2nd 9/11 to booosh. They could have a Romney twofer.....

Posted by: Rick in MB at May 21, 2012 03:07 PM (2ocJB)

81 This Open Blogger is a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: Mudpuppy at May 21, 2012 03:08 PM (Vdd8W)

82 Coverage of Cousin Odinga's murdering hundreds of Christians in Kenya? crickets

Posted by: outed in afrika at May 21, 2012 03:08 PM (gK7BY)

83 Did Romney's Ancestors Commit Massacres, Marry Multiple Wives, and Generally Do Stuff That We Are Going to Try to Pin on Them Because We're Desperate?

Posted by: WaPo headlines that make compositors weep at May 21, 2012 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

84 "what I guess we're now calling "America's Second 9/11,"

bwahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Dustin at May 21, 2012 03:08 PM (z36s0)

85 Romney's ancestors made the big lake in Utah turn salty by just peeing in it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:08 PM (hXJOG)

86 why oh why oh why did I decide to let my bangs grow
out, nothing says professional like batting at them like a cat all day
long



You can tame those with a little bear grease.

Posted by: Elizabeth Waren at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (z9HTb)

87 Why weren't these questions asked of Harry Reid? Hell, he's older and therefore more responsible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (I/Xad)

88 Romney had to find a bride out of state so as not to marry a cousin.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (mFxQX)

89
Isn't Obama Sort of Responsible for His Economic Policies?

Posted by: Bizzarro WaPo at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (9M7e6)

90 Would love to. Anyone know ace's name to put in the nomination?

Should we just put Mr. Head Ewok?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (hXJOG)

You mean his real name isnt Ace?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (DGIjM)

91 81
This Open Blogger is a breath of fresh air.


Smells like Ewok to me.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (hXJOG)

92 Hey, thanks for mentioning that Barbary Pirate thing...
The funny thing is... all those Musselmen? All they really cared about was the money. Once they figured out that we couldn't be eff'd with they moved back to messing with anyone else who didnt have a 44 and I aint talkin' about ounces either...
BTW, I AM available for more "work"...

Posted by: ZombieStephenDecatur at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (kduZC)

93 So let's see, a man kills his date who is not his wife and gets lauded as the "Lion of the Senate", and a man who may or may not have given someone a haircut back when he was in high school is responsible for mass murder 160 years ago.
Posted by: MrCaniac at May 21, 2012 02:57 PM (1grxW)
----------------------------------------------------------
To be fair.... It wasn't Ted Kennedy that killed that girl at Chappaquidick, it was the lack of oxygen in the Oldsmobile air pocket.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (jucos)

94
"what I guess we're now calling "America's Second 9/11,"

bwahahahahahahaha


Just like Barky is America's Second Black President. But he is its First Gay President, so there's that.

Posted by: Cicero at May 21, 2012 03:10 PM (QKKT0)

95 @66
Thanks, NDH. ....Done.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:10 PM (L99Ue)

96 I will be real interested on the thoughts of General Stanley A. McChrystal when we retire the current administration....

Posted by: clemenza at May 21, 2012 03:10 PM (Epz9+)

97 88
Romney had to find a bride out of state so as not to marry a cousin.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (mFxQX)

Hey, now you're hitting a little close to home.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 21, 2012 03:10 PM (hXJOG)

98
See, this story "proves" we should have gone with Ron Paul or Newt Gingrich. At least that way the "poor" media wouldn't have spend so much time looking back 160 years to find a major scandal on our nominee.

On the plus side, it's almost June, so this can only go on for another 5 months...right?

Posted by: David of PA at May 21, 2012 03:10 PM (tPdIW)

99 You mean his real name isnt Ace?

It's actually Arnold O'Spades, but his victims friends call him Ace.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 03:10 PM (NG097)

100 "what I guess we're now calling "America's Second 9/11..."

Yea, let's forget about Pearl Harbor....

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 21, 2012 03:10 PM (DNTer)

101 In 2008 Obama campaigned for Raila Odinga, the head of the Luo tribe and devotee of communism and sharia law. He was running against a pro-America candidate.

WaPo gonna report that?

Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 03:10 PM (Dnbau)

102 "These fuckers are shameless" comes to mind. They really are pitiful.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (THtV/)

103 Didn't the Islamic hordes pouring into the Indian Subcontinent back in the day put millions of Hindus to the sword? Why was the SCOAMF trying to rub that triumphalismin with his undergrad visit to Pock-ee-stan? Hmmm?... What's good for the goose, eh what?

Posted by: RamonAllones at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (3lLli)

104 Of course, statistically speaking, half the population resides below the average I.Q. score.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 02:58 PM (piMMO)


That's how medians work, but it's not necessarily how averages work.

Posted by: red sweater at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (Xwgt3)

105
Don't forget, Obambi is a Christian convert.

Hold him up for the Spanish Inquisition and 9/11.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (m1bmJ)

106 If elected, Romney will force all Americans to wear goggles made out of seer stones and eat Jello from magic golden plates.

Posted by: The Washington Post at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (QKKT0)

107 I want fucking repairations, dammit!

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (OlN4e)

108 "Michiganders ..."

Kudos to you for using the correct form when talking about us Michiganders.

Posted by: NotCoach at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (XykUh)

109
It's actually Arnold O'Spades, but his victims friends call him Ace.


*****

Abdullah O'Spades?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (piMMO)

110 "Open blogger" is ace, today. I lost my login information and I can't recover it.

Posted by: ace at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (aw5Tx)

111 The second 9/11 can't rightfully be called a true 9/11.

Posted by: The Washington Post at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (QKKT0)

112 Kudos to you for using the correct form when talking about us Michiganders.Posted by: NotCoach at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (XykUh) Unless you're a Yooper.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (YbQJm)

113 Also, rub a little bear grease on your cheek, for shine and a higher appearance.

Posted by: Elizabeth 'Heloise of the Rez' Waren at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (z9HTb)

114 Oh, look at the cute squirrel. Please, save the squirrel, or the Morman's will eat it.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (4BLwo)

115 This is what we are up against with the MBM. Keep nausea meds handy this year.

Posted by: real joe at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (lgANn)

116 That's how medians work, but it's not necessarily how averages work.

*****

Yep.

I caught myself about two seconds later and posted another comment to that effect.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (piMMO)

117 The whole point of this is a series of set-up/gotcha questions. They're trying to get him to distance/deny every bad thing they can dig up about Mormans.
Oh, they're just getting started.
Yeah, this is a warm up for "Mormons are RACIST!!!11!!11!" that is coming.

Except: Mitt has some strategic blacks held in reserve just for that (or, I'd be damned shocked if he didn't--he's most certainly game-planned this attack).

Posted by: Jimmuy at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (kSaUf)

118 You mean his real name isnt Ace?
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012
03:09 PM (DGIjM)


his brothers name is Jack.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (Yfo5v)

119 111 The second 9/11 can't rightfully be called a true 9/11.
Posted by: The Washington Post at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (QKKT0)

Yea, its more like a 18/22?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (DNTer)

120 Hey, my people were the first 9/11!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (QKKT0)

121 I lost my login information and I can't recover it.

Did you try val-u-rite? Either as the password or as a libation.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (NG097)

122 Morman = Mormon

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (4BLwo)

123 I have to think that these idiotic attacks are going to earn Mitt a lot of sympathy from the population at large.

Posted by: colonel pooteh at May 21, 2012 03:14 PM (JYOSJ)

124
Next week in WaPo:

Why Are There No Black Mormons?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:14 PM (9M7e6)

125 @110 check with BHO he stores information on you in the US and other countries

Posted by: clemenza at May 21, 2012 03:14 PM (Epz9+)

126 SCoaMF is whats referred to as the second 9/11. Or "phase two" or what have you.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 21, 2012 03:14 PM (UpwlP)

127 Open blogger" is ace, today. I lost my login information and I can't recover it.
Posted by: ace at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (aw5Tx)

Sockpuppehting Ace is verbotten!

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2012 03:14 PM (3x6vk)

128 Trinity Church of Christ in Chicago -- you know, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright church that Obama supposedly attended -- has a website where, among other things, they have a description of what they call the "Black Value System." Among those values (#8, in fact) is "Disavowal of the Pursuit of 'Middleclassness.'" Now, most of what's on the website is good, wholesome stuff, about what you'd expect from an urban Christian ministry. But wouldn't it be interesting to have some enterprising reporter from the Washington Post try to do a "think piece" on what the President's church means by the "disavowal of the pursuit of 'middleclassness,'" particularly since helping the middle-class is supposedly one of his highest economic priorities? I mean, something relevant that's actually being espoused today, instead of events from 155 years ago when James Buchanan was President?

Nah....

Posted by: The Regular Guy at May 21, 2012 03:14 PM (qHCyt)

129 I lost my login information and I can't recover it.


****

What is your safe word?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:15 PM (piMMO)

130 Now this is just getting silly. Does this even impact the stupid sheep anymore?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 21, 2012 03:15 PM (X/+QT)

131 Is there any proof that kid was gay?

Posted by: Troll Feeder at May 21, 2012 03:15 PM (hM6fe)

132 >>>I lost my login information and I can't recover it.

Was a lobotomy or severe head trauma involved? Or have we been using auto login/keep me logged in for way way too long?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 21, 2012 03:15 PM (0q2P7)

133 'ette whining - why oh why oh why did I decide to let my bangs grow out, nothing says professional like batting at them like a cat all day long)

Use the mustache wax


True story - I once walked into court where I was going to be sitting at the front right next to the jury box because I was running the equipment we were using to present the case and that was the only place to put it. I was just about togoup therewhen the head paralegal on the case grabbed me, rolled her eyes and removed the binder clip I was using a barrette.I am all class, baby, all class.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 21, 2012 03:15 PM (VtjlW)

134 Yeah well that's like saying the present US Government is responsible for killing Mormons back then, too. Bad stuff on all sides happens all through history. That doesn't mean we're bad guys now.

Only in America are you not responsible for what you do TODAY but are responsible for what people did long before you are born.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2012 03:15 PM (r4wIV)

135 Or "phase two" or what have you.

SCoaMF: The Second Wave

This time, it's personal.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 03:15 PM (NG097)

136 It wasn't Ted Kennedy that killed that girl at Chappaquidick, it was the lack of oxygen in the Oldsmobile air pocket.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:09 PM (jucos)

So since Obamao now owns GM, isn't he responsible for the bad Oldsmobile design?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (i3+c5)

137 I'm partial to the Hatfield's. Fuck the McCoys.

Posted by: polynikes at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (X2hQE)

138 "17 I still can't get over the fact 52% of the voting public are fucktards.
Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal"

I don't hate and despise 52 % of the voting public nearly as much as I hate and despise the MSM. The voters are thoughtless and dumb. The MSM is acting deliberately.

So far they have pushed the following fake issues in order to draw attention away from the half assed job Obama has done. (yeah, I know, half assed is generous)

War On Women
Dog in Carrier on Car
35 Year old Incident of High School Bullying
Mormonism

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (TvodA)

139 It's a historical fact that Mormons have been behind a diabolical form
of terrorism involving mixing Jello and Cool Whip for decades.


Don't forget about the trampolines in every back yard.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (kqqGm)

140 87.Why weren't these questions asked of Harry Reid? Hell, he's older and therefore more responsible.Posted by: Dr Spank----<sarcasm>Easy there Dr. Spank, blaming Harry Reid, a Mormon, for this massacre. Why that's bigoted and politically incorrect. I can't believe you'd have the nerve to single out a person't religion for political gain. </sarcasm>

Posted by: David of PA at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (tPdIW)

141 Yes it's silly. It's hilarious in its absurdity!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (piMMO)

142 Desperation, WaPo. Still not an aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Bouncing Beatnik at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (zS9LP)

143 I can't keep up with all the stupidity and nonsense being spewed by the SCOAMF's minions.

It is becoming boring. They are boring and annoying. People ar tuning them out and turning them off little by little.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (iYbLN)

144 105 Don't forget, Obambi is a Christian convert.
Hold him up for the Spanish Inquisition and 9/11.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (m1bmJ)

---------

But...when EdKlein asked Rev. Wright if Barkyhad really converted to Christianity....Wright answered, "I'm notsure".

As with everything else....Barky has been trying to have it both ways, and has been vague and evasive about his 'Christian faith'.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (L99Ue)

145 What is your safe word?


COCHISE!

Posted by: Woody at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (3x6vk)

146 Every day can be like 9/11 with me in charge for another four!

Or to my brothers - anotha fo! holla

Posted by: Preznit Bow Wow Chow at May 21, 2012 03:16 PM (27KAF)

147 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 21, 2012 03:17 PM (8y9MW)

148 Washington Post = Conscious and Deliberate Bullshit

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2012 03:17 PM (TvodA)

149 I mean, how squeaky clean does this guy have to be that they are giving it their most desperate effort and this is the best they can come up with?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:17 PM (piMMO)

150 Desperation, WaPo. Still not an aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Bouncing Beatnik


Maybe if they spray some Axe body spray on themselves they won't reek of desperation so much.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:17 PM (iYbLN)

151
It's actually Arnold O'Spades, but his victims friends call him Ace.


Posted by: toby928©
---------------------

My theory is, he and Pixy had angry sex last night and now his "password" is stuck in her cooch.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 21, 2012 03:17 PM (m1bmJ)

152 >>>(aw5Tx)


>>>Sockpuppehting Ace is verbotten!

New hash, means new IP, which means, "keep me logged in" cookies no longer match, therefore, Ace hasn't actually logged in, in months, perhaps years.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 21, 2012 03:17 PM (0q2P7)

153 Finally, someone was THE BALLS to tell it like it is: Mormons are bloodthirty animals. They're like the Jooooooooos, except they're more into group sex.

Posted by: I can't think of a sock dumb enuff to spew this shit at May 21, 2012 03:17 PM (yn6XZ)

154 I am going to the local Starbucks and put Jameson Whiskey in my coffee and then mess with the out of work Obama Zombies.

Posted by: clemenza at May 21, 2012 03:18 PM (Epz9+)

155 Romney has mean roots! See it?! Yeah, Barry Soetoro has been vetted so shut up! Shut up like that school kid who dared question BHO's deity! Shut up and obey!!

Posted by: Herr David Axelrod at May 21, 2012 03:18 PM (c3mby)

156
War On Women

Dog in Carrier on Car

35 Year old Incident of High School Bullying

Mormonism


Wouldn't kill Osama
Wife is a sex trafficker
Likes to fire people
Hates General Motors' employees

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:18 PM (9M7e6)

157 off

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:18 PM (piMMO)

158 122 Morman = Mormon
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2012 03:13 PM (4BLwo)

Morman = Mormon
Morman^2 = Morman*Mormon
Morman^2-Mormon^2 = Morman*Mormon-Mormon^2
(Morman+Mormon)(Morman-Mormon) = Mormon(Morman-Mormon)
(Morman+Mormon) = Morman
Morman+Morman = Morman
2*Morman = Morman
2 = 1

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 21, 2012 03:18 PM (DNTer)

159 "Open blogger" is ace, today. I lost my login information and I can't recover it.
Posted by: ace at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (aw5Tx)
==================================
You KNOW a blog is broken when the proprietor cannot gain access to it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:18 PM (jucos)

160 My theory is, he and Pixy had angry sex last night and now his "password" is stuck in her cooch.

When did Pixy have The Surgery?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 21, 2012 03:18 PM (VtjlW)

161 Everyone suddenly seems............bolder.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2012 03:18 PM (OlN4e)

162 Nobody that I know considers the MFM to be anything but a mouthpiece for the dems. It's so obvious, only the credentialed useful idiots can't see it. But when I read the letters to the editor in the local fishwrap, I lose hope for humanity. Some of these people are in need of medication, or a good ass-whipping. Maybe both.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 21, 2012 03:19 PM (YbQJm)

163 Odinga has put sharia law in the new Keyan constitution. He has also said in the past that all homosexuals should be arrested. Obama campaigned for him in 2006. Wa Po gonna report that?

Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 03:19 PM (Dnbau)

164 110
"Open blogger" is ace, today. I lost my login information and I can't recover it.

So, if we file the application for the award today, we need to list your name as Mr. Open Blogger?

What if we do it tomorrow?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:19 PM (hXJOG)

165 68 Senator Mike Lee is a direct descendant of John Doyle Lee, who was executed for the massacre. Former senator Gordon Smith is related to him, as are the Udalls. And probably 50,000 other people. Seriously, John D. Lee had 10 wives. My grandmother's generation had about 10,000 members in it.I never thought of Romney being in that group, he is more associated with the Mexican Colonies, but I'm sure there must be a ton of overlap.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 21, 2012 03:06 PM (gWLRb)

***

There is overlap. The Lees, Smiths, Udalls and Romneys are all cousins of my family. I recently sent my family a list of Presidents we're related to. I included Romney just to irritate the few libs.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at May 21, 2012 03:19 PM (lxk/v)

166 New hash, means new IP, which means, "keep me logged in" cookies no longer match, therefore, Ace hasn't actually logged in, in months, perhaps years.

Maybe that's just what they want us to think?

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2012 03:19 PM (3x6vk)

167 110 "Open blogger" is ace, today. I lost my login information and I can't recover it.

Posted by: ace at May 21, 2012 03:12 PM (aw5Tx)


The main reason I keep two "admin" accounts.
I've needed to reset passwords from the "other" one more than once.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 21, 2012 03:19 PM (Qxe/p)

168 Bold Move, Boss.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2012 03:19 PM (3x6vk)

169 Maybe the WaPoo can next do an expose on Raila Odinga, who is not only a Kenyan -- like Bark Obama -- and a conscienceless thug -- like Bark Obama -- but also happens to be a relative of Bark Obama.

The SCoaMF is surely directly responsible for Cousin Odinga, right?

Or they might want to discuss the two Obama-family criminals -- Auntie Zeituni and Uncle Onyago -- who reside right here in the good ol' U.S.A.

But that would be friggin' racist, so I denounce myself.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (MQc8e)

170 How come AP doesn't ask muzzie leaders, even CAIR how they feel about a muzzie convert to christian theology and the christian church as the Prezzy of the United Steezy? I mean, a convert! That's different than some hillbilly that grew up christian and knows not the beauty of Islam, right? He even attended a madrassas (or whatever) in PaUk-IEE-Stan as a boy and yet... when in Chicago, CONVERTED to Christianity.. which nominally requires accepting Jesus Christ as savior and the one true GOD.

We all know the answer. And we all know Sparky didn't have to embrace Jesus nor did profess his dumping Islam to claim his new faith. Why is the MSM so disinterested in what the muslim believer feels about someone who left the religion for Christianity feels, thinks, about that conversion and the SCOAMF's true belief?

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (Mrdk1)

171 to boldly go where no blog has gone before

Posted by: model_1066 at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (YbQJm)

172 This is why I always felt that J F K was overrated...he never took full responsibility for the Inquisition.

Posted by: imoilurh2o at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (WmPum)

173 ACE's password has to be HOBO.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (DGIjM)

174 158

What if you are a Mormon named Norman?

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (iYbLN)

175 I like this new blogger. Who the fuck needs Ace, with this guy cranking them out?

Posted by: Open Blogger #1 Fan at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (yn6XZ)

176 >>It's actually Arnold O'Spades, but his victims friends call him Ace.

What a guy!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (/kI1Q)

177 I blame Romney's ancestors for the Precious Moments figurines.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:21 PM (iYbLN)

178

It's a historical fact that Mormons have been behind a diabolical
form of terrorism involving mixing Jello and Cool Whip for decades.



Posted by: The MBM at May
21, 2012 03:06 PM (QKKT0)





That may be true, but Jews have something that uses shredded
lettuce or cabbage mixed in with Jello.
Hey, I’ve seen it and it was fucking scary.

Posted by: jwest at May 21, 2012 03:21 PM (ZDsRL)

179 Can we get some video of the hickory sticking in Chicago yesterday?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:21 PM (piMMO)

180 @160

Pixy is a guy in Australia. We think he's one of ace's love childern.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (hXJOG)

181 We must be in the First Great Depression.

To be fair, the WaPo article repeatedly points out that Evangelical hatred of Romney's cult-religion probably won't make a difference in the election.

Posted by: Average Joe at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (bN5ZU)

182 Well, now we know for sure that 'Open Blogger' is Ace.....he left the bold tag open, just like Ace has done before. ...Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (L99Ue)

183 The MSM's mental equation seems to be:

Romney = Obviously squeeky clean and normal
Ergo, we must delve deeply into his past to find any spinnable nuggets we can use to make him seem weird.

Obama = Obviously kind of weird (odd family background, admitted drug use, composite girlfriends, nobody remembers him from college, community organizer in one of the nation's most disorganized and dysfunctional communities, law professor who never wrote anything, friend of terrorists, voting present, self-loving narcissist, ephebe of Jeremiah Wright, etc.)
Ergo, we must actively quash any attempts to delve deeply into his past to avoid finding any nuggets that can be used to confirm that he is weird.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (qHCyt)

184 jwest,

That would be carrots or is that a Lutheran thing?

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (iYbLN)

185 It's surprising that the media hasn't as yet linked Romney to the fundies in Colorado City, Az/Hildale, UT....

...Have they?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (1rHeD)

186 Hey, WaPo, let's play the Vetting Game! For every BS post on Romney post one on your Dear Leader. What's that? You are biased?

I heard Romney is Mormon, married to same wife for 42 years---oh, and appears happily married and supportive of her. Let me repeat, he is MORMON---therefore do bring on the religious bigotry. He has a dog he put on his roof in a carrier with a windscreen (ignore the fact that dogs love pick-up trucks and hanging their heads out of windows). He is wealthy by means of his own and inherited from his father. He signed Romneycare into law under a Democrat Congress who rejected his vetos. Anything else?

Compare and contrast to Buhrock: Bigamist father. Illegal relatives in USA. Admitted former drug use. Sealed transcripts, missing thesis, and fake appearing birth certificate. Press releases on books stating he was born in another country. Crooked Chicago political tactics of obtaining elections. Supports late term abortions in Illinois as Congressman---ok with leaving accidental life abortion premies in utility closets to die of neglect. Strangely absent, composite former girlfriends. Possible dual passport (sealed). Ties to shady characters in Chicago spreading to World Bank. Ties to Rashid Khalidi. Ties to socialists and former Weather Underground. Ties to communists in childhood? Sealed transcripts, medical records, and other records. Lack of honesty and constantly "misspeaking" or having "simple mistakes" of past. Voting record. Oh, yeah, "present."

I am sure I left out more issues on Barry's metamorphosis into SCOAMF, but that is just from memory.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Lithuanian by mistake at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (baL2B)

187
I blame Romney's ancestors for the Precious Moments figurines.


****

that might be the most damning claim yet!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:23 PM (piMMO)

188 Pixy is a guy in Australia. We think he's one of ace's love childern.

I thought Pixy was a 'she'.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:23 PM (L99Ue)

189 Pixy is a Mormon!

Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:24 PM (iYbLN)

190
If you make this special box ... poke a hole in it, and stick your head in it...

Open Blogger looks just like Ace.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:24 PM (9M7e6)

191 Hickory dickery dock
this ewok was suckin' my cock
I busted my nut - kicked him in the gut
and beat out his brains with a rock!

Posted by: The Comedy Stylings of Openblogger at May 21, 2012 03:25 PM (3x6vk)

192 @188

Nah, years ago he was outed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:25 PM (hXJOG)

193 The Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints, now with 10% more bloodlust.

Posted by: Brawndo has what killers crave at May 21, 2012 03:25 PM (yn6XZ)

194
Ace :
Your forgotten password to log-in is - e-a-t-m-o-r-e-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e

Posted by: builderD at May 21, 2012 03:25 PM (yTcpL)

195

here, look, stick your head in this special box and you can see Uranus.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:26 PM (9M7e6)

196 I really am quite disturbed by that photo on Drudge of Obama passing a football.

Considering how bad he is at the first MLB pitch, you don't suppose he'd push to do the first NFL kickoff do you?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:26 PM (piMMO)

197

That would be carrots or is that a Lutheran thing?



Posted by: mpfs, Member
Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (iYbLN)





No, it was lettuce or cabbage. It was right there on the table during one of
their baby-penis-mutilating parties.



Savages.

Posted by: jwest at May 21, 2012 03:26 PM (ZDsRL)

198 Pixy is a mammal.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2012 03:26 PM (KXm42)

199 @http://tinyurl.com/dydz4fm
Then, he'd be Norman, The Stormin Mormon.

Posted by: David of PA at May 21, 2012 03:26 PM (tPdIW)

200 @192

Pixy does good work, here is his progress on the new site. Note the date. He must me union is all I can figure.



http://tinyurl.com/2fubqn7

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:26 PM (hXJOG)

201 Of course, Mormons had been viciously persecuted in the east before this event. Which is why they moved to Utah in the first place. Nobody in their right mind would move to Utah in that era unless they were fleeing persecution and looking for a remote place to hide

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 03:27 PM (Xzdzr)

202 176 >>It's actually Arnold O'Spades, but his victims friends call him Ace.

What a guy!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (/kI1Q)

Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast!

Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at May 21, 2012 03:27 PM (qFpRI)

203 198 Pixy is a mammal.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2012 03:26 PM (KXm42)

BBRRRRRAAAAAAA. You must put your answer in the form of a question...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 21, 2012 03:28 PM (DNTer)

204 To be fair, the WaPo article repeatedly points out
that Evangelical hatred of Romney's cult-religion probably won't make a
difference in the election.

Posted by: Average Joe at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (bN5ZU)

But they'll do their best to see if they can't help to make it a major issue!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 21, 2012 03:28 PM (i3+c5)

205 Has anyone checked the comments at the Post?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2012 03:28 PM (I/Xad)

206 What if that Mormon is from France and has a last name of Corman. Norman Corman the Norman Mormon. Discuss.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:28 PM (jucos)

207

Shit, everyone, it's MAY!!!

May. Before June, before anyone is even bothering to pay attention. They are burning through attacks like a crack fiend who just hit the lottery burns rocks.

They cannot and will not last to november.

Problem is, they are so damned incompetent that I wouldn't put it past them to do something like foment riots to "postpone" the election.

Posted by: imp at May 21, 2012 03:28 PM (UaxA0)

208 Ace :
Your forgotten password to log-in is - e-a-t-m-o-r-e-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e


*****

perhaps it has something to do with leggy lamps

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:28 PM (piMMO)

209 Has anyone been reading Doonesbury this week? Gary has decided to all-out on Mitt's actions when he was 15.

Posted by: Fart at May 21, 2012 03:29 PM (Zk68F)

210 Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast!


****

Now I want a bagel with lox.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:29 PM (piMMO)

211 205
Has anyone checked the comments at the Post?


I just showered, maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:29 PM (hXJOG)

212 #190 I thought you were gonna go Lonely Island there. Oh well, someone will step up.

Posted by: Brawndo has what killers crave at May 21, 2012 03:30 PM (yn6XZ)

213 Has anyone been reading Doonesbury this week? Gary has decided to all-out on Mitt's actions when he was 15.


****

People still read Doonesbury?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:30 PM (piMMO)

214 What if that Mormon is from France and has a last name of Corman. Norman Corman the Norman Mormon. Discuss.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:28 PM (jucos)

I met that guy.. he is a total bore, man.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012 03:30 PM (DGIjM)

215 Posted by: Open Blogger #1 Fan at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (yn6XZ)

That made my day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 21, 2012 03:30 PM (nEUpB)

216 off, idiot sock

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 21, 2012 03:30 PM (yn6XZ)

217 Problem is, they are so damned incompetent that I wouldn't put it past them to do something like foment riots to "postpone" the election.
Posted by: imp at May 21, 2012 03:28 PM (UaxA0)

It would have to be a civil war. Do you really think the obese, Twinkie-sucking, lard asses that support Obama will want to get up from their LCD TVs to riot?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 21, 2012 03:30 PM (DNTer)

218 I stopped reading Doonesbury when he went full traitor in 2003.

Posted by: real joe at May 21, 2012 03:30 PM (lgANn)

219 What if that Mormon is from France and has a last name of Corman. Norman Corman the Norman Mormon. Discuss.

That's Corpseman. Moran.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2012 03:30 PM (KXm42)

220 I blame Romney's ancestors for the Precious Moments figurines.
Posted by: mpfs, Member Since 1961 Jooish Cabal at May 21, 2012 03:21 PM (iYbLN)

--------------------------------------------

Don't forget the Hallmark cards of sympathy. Damn that Romney!

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2012 03:31 PM (4BLwo)

221 That may be true, but Jews have something that uses shredded

lettuce or cabbage mixed in with Jello.


They aren't the only ones. Seen it among my fellow Gentiles, too.

Still don't know how you can eat that stuff... <shudders>

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 21, 2012 03:31 PM (GBXon)

222 Pixy is a guy in Australia. We think he's one of ace's love childern.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (hXJOG)

There was no love involved but it was awesome all the same. [sighs]

Posted by: Pixy's mom (I keed, I keed) at May 21, 2012 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

223 >>Considering how bad he is at the first MLB pitch, you don't suppose he'd push to do the first NFL kickoff do you?

He could be the tee....

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:31 PM (/kI1Q)

224 Since he campaigned for him, someone needs to ask Obama if he supports Odinga's positions on women, gays, democracy, religious tolerance. Its not like this is 160 yeas ago he campaigned for him in 2006!

All these identity politics issue are just window dressing, hooks for the masses. He doesn't give a crap about them one way or the other. Its all about the communism baby!

Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 03:31 PM (Dnbau)

225 Gary has decided to all-out on Mitt's actions when he was 15.

In fairness, that's all they've got.

The "Truth Team" twitter account keeps trying to bash Bain Capital and Mitt's business experience... they seem to lack any appreciation of their own irony.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 21, 2012 03:31 PM (8y9MW)

226 Problem is, they are so damned incompetent that I wouldn't put it past
them to do something like foment riots to "postpone" the election.


Hey, that was my idea!

Posted by: Gov Bev Perdue at May 21, 2012 03:32 PM (hXJOG)

227 Posted by: Open Blogger #1 Fan at May 21, 2012 03:20 PM (yn6XZ)

That made my day.


It violates all the Rules of Comedy. I give it a 2.

Posted by: Gonzalo R. Cordova at May 21, 2012 03:32 PM (QKKT0)

228 So, why isn't Harry Reid held responsible? He's older than Romney and has been a Mormon for longer, so he's more closely tied to the timing of the incident.

WHAT'S WRONG with you people!?!?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 21, 2012 03:32 PM (UK9cE)

229 A new hottie on Shep right now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:32 PM (piMMO)

230

So, okay.....WaPo is now saying that Muslims are responsible for 9/11?

I thought they had been trying to avoid doing that.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:32 PM (L99Ue)

231 I just looked and saw no comments to WaPo's lame column.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Lithuanian by mistake at May 21, 2012 03:32 PM (baL2B)

232 222 Pixy is a guy in Australia. We think he's one of ace's love childern.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 21, 2012 03:22 PM (hXJOG)

There was no love involved but it was awesome all the same. [sighs]
Posted by: Pixy's mom (I keed, I keed) at May 21, 2012 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

Vodka + freshly de-loused hobo woman = Love Child Pixy

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 21, 2012 03:33 PM (DNTer)

233 Nazi with the last name of Bormann, Morman that joined the Luftwaffe. Norman Bormann the Morman Corpsman.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:33 PM (jucos)

234 Posted by: jwest at May 21, 2012 03:21 PM (ZDsRL)

Come on....that is total bullshit. Lettuce and Jello?

If it doesn't have a name in Yiddish it doesn't exist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 21, 2012 03:33 PM (nEUpB)

235 They're not allowing comments at the Post.

I wonder why?

The author's name is Sandhya Somashethar. You can't tell me his/her ancestors didn't do some crazy shit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2012 03:33 PM (I/Xad)

236 Didn't the Mormons invade Engalnd in 1066? Romney's probably behind that, too.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2012 03:33 PM (jUZRg)

237 "I blame Romney's ancestors for the Precious Moments figurines."

Get a rope.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2012 03:33 PM (r4wIV)

238 Me: Oh it's spring, the Mormons are out on their missions.
Son #1 age 8: Who?
Son's friend: The mormons. My dad talks tothem until my mom notices and comes out screaming.
Son: How do you know their names are Norman?
Me: Nevermind

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2012 03:34 PM (mFIbw)

239 229 A new hottie on Shep right now.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:32 PM (piMMO)

Ya think Shep's boyfriend is jealous?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 21, 2012 03:34 PM (DNTer)

240 Can't wait for the JEF to rename his yacht to: Fa Kme I Lost.

Posted by: sTevo at May 21, 2012 03:34 PM (wW+6A)

241 Ya think Shep's boyfriend is jealous?


****

Heck no!

Shep wouldn't give her the time of day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:34 PM (piMMO)

242
Posted by: alexthechick at May 21, 2012 03:15 PM (VtjlW)


Did you win the case?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 21, 2012 03:35 PM (mFxQX)

243 Romney told the Bateses to eat one another! #RomneyInHistory

Posted by: Monseigneur Pelosi at May 21, 2012 03:35 PM (5npD/)

244 229 A new hottie on Shep right now.

You mean Shibani Joshi? ....She's a regular over on FoxBusiness.

And....heh. Facebook has been spending millions trying to keep their stock from tanking today. ....Traders have been calling it "Faceplant" today, and have been saying the whole IPO is a 'overvalued fiasco'.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:35 PM (L99Ue)

245 @240 - Audacity of Defeat

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 03:36 PM (5npD/)

246 209Has anyone been reading Doonesbury this week? Gary has decided to all-out on Mitt's actions when he was 15.
Posted by: Fart at May 21, 2012 03:29 PM (Zk68F) That douchebag is still alive? Who knew?

Posted by: model_1066 at May 21, 2012 03:36 PM (YbQJm)

247 If it doesn't have a name in Yiddish it doesn't exist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 21, 2012 03:33 PM (nEUpB)
----------------------------------------------------
Drek..... mit leben?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:36 PM (jucos)

248 Wasn't the Washington Post a newspaper at one time?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2012 03:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

249 @244 - I got a chuckle from Drudge's "FADEBOOK."

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 03:37 PM (5npD/)

250 You mean Shibani Joshi? ....She's a regular over on FoxBusiness.



And....heh. Facebook has been spending millions trying to keep their
stock from tanking today. ....Traders have been calling it "Faceplant"
today, and have been saying the whole IPO is a 'overvalued fiasco'.


****

Yep. That's her. I don't get FBN since I downgraded my cable.

Dave Ramsey said a few days ago that he would advise folks to wait a year before buying FB.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:37 PM (piMMO)

251 A new hottie on Shep right now.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:32 PM (piMMO)

-------------------------------------------

Meh. Her skirt is too long.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2012 03:37 PM (4BLwo)

252
105 Don't forget, Obambi is a Christian convert.Hold him up for the Spanish Inquisition and 9/11.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 21, 2012 03:11 PM (m1bmJ


Nah you can't hold him responsible for the Inquisition. That was Catholics. Now as for the witch burnings? Totally. Probably killed more people than the Inquisition did too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 03:38 PM (GULKT)

253 In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is King


In the Land of the Libtard, the fool is writing stories for the WaPo

Posted by: Siggy Freud, M.D. at May 21, 2012 03:38 PM (Dll6b)

254
Tell me again who valued the IPO price?

You'd think all eyes would be on them. That's what you'd think.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:39 PM (9M7e6)

255 Oh, and folks are trying to downplay the Faceplant thing with stories about how there were technical glitches and investors couldn't tell if their orders had gone through or not.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:39 PM (piMMO)

256 Romney: Must be held accountable for a massacre 95 years before his birth

Obama: How can you hold a man accountable for a dog he ate when he was 8 years old!

Posted by: MBM accountability standards at May 21, 2012 03:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

257 >>>I thought Pixy was a 'she'.

Yeah I was totally blown away when I heard too. Just to maximize that What Wha!? Pixy's full nic is Pixy Misa.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 21, 2012 03:40 PM (0q2P7)

258 Next thing I want from the WaPo is an in-depth piece about the Catholic Church and the Spanish Inquisition, and how Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Katherine Sebelius, and others in the administration are all sullied by the torture and depravity that the Church participated in, all those centuries ago.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at May 21, 2012 03:40 PM (PH+2B)

259 you can call me 'Open Poster'; ---I will not yield, nor fear the night...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 21, 2012 03:40 PM (Dll6b)

260
236 Didn't the Mormons invade Engalnd in 1066? Romney's probably behind that, too.
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2012 03:33 PM (jUZRg)


Nah that was the Normans. Led by Borlaug I believe. Who proceeded to plant lots of wheat.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 03:40 PM (GULKT)

261 Exactly soothsayer. If they had stuck with the original price (like 24-28 bucks or something) it would be a success story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 21, 2012 03:40 PM (HethX)

262 Anyone up for blogmeets on election night?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:41 PM (piMMO)

263
Compare/Contrast

Balancing Religious Sensitivity, Fashion Sense; Young Women Follow Islam's Ancient Tenets on Modesty -- but With a Modern Twist

Sandhya Somashekhar The Washington Post 29 Aug 2005

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2012 03:41 PM (kdS6q)

264 Surprisingly few witches were killed in the witch burnings, most of them under King James in England.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2012 03:41 PM (r4wIV)

265 Remember when Obama was being criticized for palling around with Bill Ayers? Obama's defense was that all of those bombings hapened when he was just ten or twelve years old. (I thought that defense kind of let Hitler off the hook, too.) But that defense will not work for Romeny.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2012 03:42 PM (jUZRg)

266 Anyone up for blogmeets on election night?

That might be pretty awesome. It would be fun to take over a sports-bar and have them change all their TVs to news/election coverage.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 21, 2012 03:42 PM (8y9MW)

267 Exactly soothsayer. If they had stuck with the original price (like 24-28 bucks or something) it would be a success story.

It'd still be way overpriced.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2012 03:42 PM (3x6vk)

268 the Mormons bombed Pearl Harbor.......because they remembered the Maine.



Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 21, 2012 03:42 PM (Dll6b)

269 Facebook is the next Enron. The MFM played up the stock because the founders are big time Obamabots and willing to cough up a lot of cash for Teh Won. When the stock value finally craters to a reasonable valuation some people should go to prison for fraud, but they won't.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 21, 2012 03:42 PM (KCvsd)

270
The underwriters were the usual suspects -- JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley, and, of course, Goldman Sachs.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:42 PM (9M7e6)

271 Having problems with my login, due to my own stupidity.

^^^

Tonya Dixon-Neely?? That's you??

Jesus.....

Posted by: laceyunderalls typing from the time-out corner at May 21, 2012 03:43 PM (pLTLS)

272 >>Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Katherine Sebelius, and others in the
administration are all sullied by the torture and depravity that the
Church participated in

They're absolved by their evangelism on abortion.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:43 PM (/kI1Q)

273
That might be pretty awesome. It would be fun to take over a
sports-bar and have them change all their TVs to news/election coverage.

****

Exactly what I was thinking!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:43 PM (piMMO)

274 the English didn't burn witches ( neither did American colonists )


witches were burned in Europe, though. ---tasted like chicken

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 21, 2012 03:43 PM (Dll6b)

275
I'm seeing stories that the above underwriters will split $176M in fees.

So, yeah, nice day for them.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:43 PM (9M7e6)

276 254 Tell me again who valued the IPO price?

Morgan Stanley, I think.....that's who handled the IPO. ....They were working hard on Friday, trying to keep the stock from going below the original price of $38.00.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:44 PM (L99Ue)

277 OT, but the Everest story, despite the risks they take, is still sad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:45 PM (piMMO)

278 Saw an ad from O re Romney and GST where it was said that Bain made millions. I also heard that Bain was involved with GST for 8 years and put up $100 million to buy the company. Even if evil Mitt was still at Bain when they liquidated GST, my back of the envelope says $100 million at (a modest) 2% for 8 years is on the order of 16 million dollars return on investment. Sure enough Bain may thus have made millions on the deal but kept the company running (and paid workers) for another 8 years.

Of course, Bain should have run that original 100 mill into the ground paying for the union pensions and benefits, and looting their own investors, but that's why private capitol is evil.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 21, 2012 03:45 PM (i3+c5)

279 Anyone up for blogmeets on election night?Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

I would be up for one in DC. Although I'll have to bring duct tape.

I suspect that will be the only way to control the schadenboner that night.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2012 03:45 PM (sbV1u)

280
274 the English didn't burn witches ( neither did American colonists )witches were burned in Europe, though. ---tasted like chicken
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 21, 2012 03:43 PM (Dll6b)


Niether did the Spanish. Because of the Inquisition.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 03:45 PM (GULKT)

281 "It would have to be a civil war. Do you really think the obese,
Twinkie-sucking, lard asses that support Obama will want to get up from
their LCD TVs to riot?"

Past performance indicates the welfare population will eventually riot, burn down mostly their own neighborhoods, and stop rioting once it becomes evident that if they fail to cease rioting no checks and or other forms of sustenance will remain available.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 21, 2012 03:45 PM (KCvsd)

282 The Tiki Blog is open!

Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at May 21, 2012 03:45 PM (Q30yE)

283 The WaPo twit that wrote it is Sandhya Somashhekyar. aka Sandy TheHeckYouAre.

Pic: http://tinyurl.com/c2bzwxb

Twitter handle: @sandhyawp

Bombs away.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at May 21, 2012 03:45 PM (PH+2B)

284 Uppity Women Float!

Posted by: Ye Olde Bumper Sticker at May 21, 2012 03:46 PM (3x6vk)

285 248 Wasn't the Washington Post a newspaper at one time?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2012 03:37 PM (Y+DPZ)


Actually no. It may have been from 1877 to 1889 when it was bought by a democratic congressman. There you have it.

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2012 03:46 PM (mFIbw)

286 Anyone up for blogmeets on election night?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:41 PM (piMMO)
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Depends...... what do they taste like?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:46 PM (jucos)

287 262 Anyone up for blogmeets on election night?

Might be better to wait until Inaguration Day. ....The thing might not be 'over' on election night. ....Remember what happened in 2000.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:46 PM (L99Ue)

288 Well, I suppose that rules out anyone of German heritage from ever running.

Posted by: crosspatch at May 21, 2012 03:46 PM (ZbLJZ)

289 WSJ had a couple good Facebook articles today. One of them was a guy who accidentally deleted an order and when he went to re-enter it he was in that "dead zone" of time where they lost all track of who was doing what. I'll see if it's behind a paywall.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 21, 2012 03:47 PM (HethX)

290 Dave Ramsey said a few days ago that he would advise folks to wait a year before buying FB.Posted by: Niedermeyer's

Playing Mr. Daytrader with headline stocks is a surefire way to zero out the average investor's account.




Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2012 03:47 PM (ebPtk)

291 Actually, I'm glad they are getting all this nonsense out now, months before the election. They won't be able to use it again in October.

Posted by: crosspatch at May 21, 2012 03:47 PM (ZbLJZ)

292 I'll host a meet in Jax for the S.E. morons but I'd travel as far as Charleston or Atlanta if someone else hosts one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:48 PM (piMMO)

293 Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2012 03:42 PM (jUZRg)

Obviously, Romney was evil incarnate 100 years before he was born!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 21, 2012 03:48 PM (i3+c5)

294 If we can hold it against Romney because he comes from a line of people including religious zealots who massacred people for the "First 9/11" can we also hold Obama responsible because he comes from a line of people including religious zealots who massacred people for the, oh lets just call it, the "REAL 9/11"?

Or is that racist?

Posted by: wheelmanforhire at May 21, 2012 03:48 PM (c0Yal)

295 Ace E. Wok??

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 21, 2012 03:48 PM (XdlcF)

296 Morgan Stanley were hired to get the most money for FB, not provide value to potential investors.

Fairly valued, factoring in the risk of being an a fad business that could be eclipsed by a compelling competitor in a matter of months, and with a business model built on a solid foundation of quicksand, FB should have been a $5 stock.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (Xzdzr)

297 >>Might be better to wait until Inaguration Day.

...January 20 is a Sunday. So SCOAMF gets an extra day to wreak havoc.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (/kI1Q)

298 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 21, 2012 03:42 PM (8y9MW)

You live in Texas? If so, you must live under a rock.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (nEUpB)

299 By all means, lets hold Obama responsible for the deaths at the hands of the weather underground. After all, they had the same ideology.

Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (Dnbau)

300 WaPo nowhere blames Romney for the massacre. It merely raises questions about his character.

Posted by: Greg at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (bN5ZU)

301 OK, so if I read my WaPo correctly, Romney in 2012 is responsible for every bad or otherwise kooky thing any Mormon ever did in America stretching back the the 1850's.
But Diaper Jesus is not responsible for taking a bad economic situation from Bush in 2008 and making it incalculably worse with his brand of Chicago-style redistributionist thugocracy.
Sounds reasonable to me. Thank you WaPo for pointing this out. No way I'd vote for that massacre-loving Romney now. And besides, Obama is just soooo cool, right?

Posted by: MD at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (ytKgL)

302 I have a confession to make: I was a bully and tomboy. To my brothers. To any male who messed with me and was smaller than me who I could physically defeat, not with fists but with arm twisting and sitting on them. I only stopped due to boys finally getting stronger than me and, well, it was no longer cool in 9th grade.

I was part of a bus gang of other tomboy girls who taunted people out of our own boredom. It was a long one hour ride to school. There was a family of trashy people (one 13 yr old boy who later ran a stop sign and made me wreck my car---we despised them). We hung out windows and yelled at little girls who were always late for the school bus. I am sure she is scarred for life (and probably still late for everything). We yelled at a retarded boy (with one eye that could roll independently at will) who tried to look up our dresses---he was gross. I out ran any boy my age and totally ruled my world. I played basketball, tennis, football, swam and was very competitive with any boy I knew. I have always hung out with brothers and their friends, or the brothers of my girlfriends on surrounding farms. Therefore men do not faze me and I was a natural mother for sons (who I also bullied until they were bigger than me when it was needed).But if you met me I was the soft magnolia petal of budding Southern womanhood. So you would not be able to pick me out in a bully line-up.

Therefore, I support Mitt Romney, bully-pants, for more reasons than he is our nominee to defeat SCOAMF. The boy probably needed a haircut. Keeping in mind, as well, that Rick Perry used to "prank" guys by putting firecrackers in toilets. I loved that as well, as I love a good explosive prank and bathroom humor.

People are just too sensitive these days for their own good. I think this all started with giving everyone trophies for soccer games instead of the good players. Everyone wins! Everyone is special! Everyone is sensitive to loss or pranks or teasing. And it bores me to death.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Lithuanian by mistake at May 21, 2012 03:51 PM (baL2B)

303 My nephew Barry is desperate! His regime is full of lobbyists, lies and waygu beef!

Posted by: Barry's Drunk Uncle at May 21, 2012 03:51 PM (c3mby)

304
Anyone else notice a meme being started by the investments "experts" that this is great time to buy because of the low P/E ratios?

It might be true, but it feels like a trap.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 03:51 PM (9M7e6)

305 >>Well, I suppose that rules out anyone of German heritage from ever running.

Only if their ancestors immigrated after 1933.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:51 PM (/kI1Q)

306 NO AMOUNT OF DUCT TAPE WILL QUELL THE HAVOC I SHALL WREAK ON ELECTION NIGHT!

Posted by: DER GESAMPTKUNTZBONER! at May 21, 2012 03:51 PM (5npD/)

307 ...January 20 is a Sunday. So SCOAMF gets an extra day to wreak havoc.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (/kI1Q)
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Gives him and his big ugly wife another day to soil and plunder the White House. Romney is going to move into the equivalent of a foreclosed house. The damage will be epic.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:52 PM (jucos)

308 Well, I suppose that rules out anyone of German heritage from ever running.
Posted by: crosspatch at May 21, 2012 03:46 PM (ZbLJZ)

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Schweinhund!

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2012 03:52 PM (4BLwo)

309
Not to inject too muchreality into the blog, but the man who gave the orders was shot.
BTW, there is no excuse for what happened, but these people taunted the Mormons as they came across and they were from the same place where the Haun's Mill masacre occurred where Mormons were slaughtered. Of course no outcry about that. No outcry that gov boggs of Missouri had an extermination order out to kill any Mormon.
As I said, no excuse, but the Mormons had endured a lot.

Posted by: nonyt/washpst at May 21, 2012 03:52 PM (rsOPT)

310 So then Catholics Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are responsible for the Inquisition. Right?

Posted by: Torquemada at May 21, 2012 03:52 PM (Xv7f/)

311 Playing Mr. Daytrader with headline stocks is a surefire way to zero out the average investor's account.


*****

Even if I had the money, I wouldn't have taken that bet.


I remember when there were concerns about how seemingly overvalued Amazon was at one point: They make nothing, they own nothing, but the difference is that they are involved in commerce.

Facebook really has nothing of value to offer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:52 PM (piMMO)

312 To any male who messed with me and was smaller than me who I could physically defeat, not with fists but with arm twisting and sitting on them. I only stopped due to boys finally getting stronger than me and, well, it was no longer cool in 9th grade.
You're right. After 9th grade, it was no longer cool.

It was 2nd base.

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 03:53 PM (5npD/)

313 WaPo nowhere blames Romney for the massacre. It merely raises questions about his character.


*****

Dude.

Proximity.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:54 PM (piMMO)

314 http://www.mtwain.com/Roughing_It/13.html

Read Mark Twain's Roughing It free online

Half an hour or an hour later, we changed horses, and took supper with a

Mormon "Destroying Angel."



"Destroying Angels," as I understand it, are Latter-Day Saints who are

set apart by the Church to conduct permanent disappearances of obnoxious

citizens. I had heard a deal about these Mormon Destroying Angels and

the dark and bloody deeds they had done, and when I entered this one's

house I had my shudder all ready. But alas for all our romances, he was

nothing but a loud, profane, offensive, old blackguard! He was murderous

enough, possibly, to fill the bill of a Destroyer, but would you have any

kind of an Angel devoid of dignity? Could you abide an Angel in an

unclean shirt and no suspenders? Could you respect an Angel with a

horse-laugh and a swagger like a buccaneer?
[i/]


Posted by: sTevo at May 21, 2012 03:54 PM (wW+6A)

315
313 WaPo nowhere blames Romney for the massacre. It merely raises questions about his character.*****Dude.Proximity.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:54 PM (piMMO)


Dudette

Average Joe...

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 03:55 PM (GULKT)

316 Wouldn't the torching of the White House during the War of 1812 be the United States' "first 9/11"?

Posted by: O.H. Perry at May 21, 2012 03:56 PM (Xv7f/)

317 off

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:56 PM (piMMO)

318

209Has anyone been reading Doonesbury this week? Gary has decided to all-out on Mitt's actions when he was 15.
Posted by: Fart at May 21, 2012 03:29 PM (Zk68F)

That douchebag is still alive? Who knew?

Posted by: model_1066 at May 21, 2012 03:36 PM (YbQJm)



Jane Pauley's cooter has restorative properties, I expect.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2012 03:56 PM (xDqit)

319 Dudette



Average Joe...


***

Ahhhhhh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:56 PM (piMMO)

320 Yeah Amazon actually makes money and engages in commerce. Facebook is just a toy. It doesn't actually produce anything, it consumes time and energy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2012 03:56 PM (r4wIV)

321 Let us also ask the WaPo reporters, journalists, editors and all other executives about:

1. Their Chappaquiddick investigation ... they didn't even try ...

2. Their "Skip Skakel" investigation ... it took 20(?) years and efforts by others to get the imbecile ...

3. Their investigation of Ted Kennedy appearing pants;ess at a party where one of his family members seems to have raped a girl ...

4. Any information they have turned up in the last 4 years about the JEF's academic records, history, etc. 4 years and still nothing? Where's Bob Woodward, to do the hard investigating, when the WaPo needs him?

5. Bob Woodward's naval (?) careerposition (very pre-Watergate), apparentlyas a briefer for various very high ranking general officers in the Pentagon. Hemay have known one or more of the admirals that were involved in keeping tabs on Henry The K, seemingly to make sure Henry didn't sell-out the US military in Vietnam (immediately pre-Watergate) ... what did Woodward know?

Somehow, Woodward went from a "reporter" for one of the local coupon newspapers to a significant position at the WaPo (how?), just in time to be contacted by "Deep Throat" to make Watergate the event that it became ...

Yeah, there's a "timing" coincidence ... and the WaPo gets real unhappy about discussing any of this.

Let's ask the WaPo some important questions ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 21, 2012 03:58 PM (UT25+)

322 300 WaPo nowhere blames Romney for the massacre. It merely raises questions about his character.

Posted by: Greg at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (bN5ZU)

--------------

So you're saying that it's okay to raise questions about the character of Barky the Dog Eater....because he was raised a Muslim?

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:58 PM (L99Ue)

323 >>It doesn't actually produce anything, it consumes time and energy.

Like the NFL, or Call or Duty.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:58 PM (/kI1Q)

324 Yeah Amazon actually makes money and engages in commerce. Facebook is just a toy. It doesn't actually produce anything, it consumes time and energy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2012 03:56 PM (r4wIV)
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And a lot of the kids my sons age are leaving it for other social media. It's a fad. It's a neat idea for about the first month but then becomes a time vampire.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 03:58 PM (jucos)

325 Facebook is
just a toy. It doesn't actually produce anything, it consumes time and
energy.


*****

Heck, I'd bet more successful ad streams are run on blogs such as this.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 03:58 PM (piMMO)

326 You know....BUSH LIED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bariferd Obama at May 21, 2012 03:59 PM (48wze)

327 Oh fer Chrissakes...

Obama's mother was a dirty hippy. A dirty hippy who REEKED of marijuana once sat next to me in composition class in college in 1999. I blame Obama's mother for forcing me to sit next to a stoned dirty hippy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 03:59 PM (4df7R)

328 Like the NFL, or Call or Duty.


*****

And I love every minute of it. I can't wait for FF season again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 04:00 PM (piMMO)

329 The idea here is pretty obvious. It isn't so much an attack on Romney as it is propaganda desired to fuel general religious bigotry against Mormons in general (and thereby Mitt indirectly) particularly in the Southeastern states such as North Carolina, Virginia, and Florida.

This article was, I believe, aimed at voters in those states in order to give them validation for not voting for Romney because he is a Mormon.


Posted by: crosspatch at May 21, 2012 04:00 PM (ZbLJZ)

330 So you're saying that it's okay to raise questions about the character of Barky the Dog Eater....because he was raised a Muslim?
Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 03:58 PM (L99Ue)


Raised a Muslim yet ate dog. So not only was he A) raised a Muslim, but also B) he was a BAD Muslim.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 04:00 PM (4df7R)

331 You're right. After 9th grade, it was no longer cool.



It was 2nd base.

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 03:53 PM (5npD/)

Oh, honey, I did not date the nerds in high school. Not for lack of their trying. My Dad had nicknames for them all. I can go to high school reunions as the only girl who never let those dweebs even think about second base (correction, they thought about it but did not get far). College and older men were a different story, and even then I was very, very selective. I would simply die if I had to go to reunions like some girls who gave it their all in high school. Bless their hearts, there was life after high school.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Lithuanian by mistake at May 21, 2012 04:00 PM (baL2B)

332 300
WaPo nowhere blames Romney for the massacre. It merely raises questions about his character.

Posted by: Greg at May 21, 2012 03:50 PM (bN5ZU)
Barry's character? What?

Posted by: Dagny at May 21, 2012 04:00 PM (mFIbw)

333
stoned dirty hippy


as if there's any other kind of hippy.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 21, 2012 04:00 PM (YbQJm)

334 Heck, I'd bet more successful ad streams are run on blogs such as this.

There are more than a couple Snorg T's girls that I would be happy to rent.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2012 04:00 PM (3x6vk)

335 Still wish I had bought AMZ at $9.00/sh when it debuted.


My bills from Jeff B are incredible.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 21, 2012 04:01 PM (i3+c5)

336
323 >>It doesn't actually produce anything, it consumes time and energy.Like the NFL, or Call or Duty.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 03:58 PM (/kI1Q)


Of course those actually charge money and people are willing to pay for it. If Facebook tried to charge money for what they do it would be Classmates.com.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 04:01 PM (GULKT)

337 FACEBOOK == PETS.COM

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:01 PM (5npD/)

338 I hate facebook. I cancelled mine after never using it.
If I had gotten one more farmville request.. I would have been on a clock tower.

My son and his college friends are more into twitter.

The fad is fading.. IMO

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012 04:02 PM (DGIjM)

339 Oooh. Here's another "rite wingerz are teh stooopid" study.

http://is.gd/MlY3f2


I couldn't figure out the headline; I thought it was a Thai restaurant review.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 21, 2012 04:02 PM (/kI1Q)

340 Amazon is now on NYSE?

Not AMAZ anymore?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 04:02 PM (9M7e6)

341 Charles Payne on Cavuto right now. I really like him and, as much as I adore Cavuto, my fave, Varney is filling in for him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 04:03 PM (piMMO)

342 The real story here is that polygamists hate cousin fuckers. It's like vampires and werewolves.

Posted by: Twilight Zoned at May 21, 2012 04:03 PM (yn6XZ)

343 FACEBOOK == PETS.COM
Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:01 PM (5npD/)
------------------------------------------------------
Ouch

Posted by: The Jew What Owns Faceplant at May 21, 2012 04:03 PM (jucos)

344 I'm not sure that relegating the attacks that occurred on 9/11/2001 to "secondary" status is going to go very well for them...might offend a few people, like, oh, I don't know, about 85% of the population.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 21, 2012 04:03 PM (7Gzgy)

345 "There are more than a couple Snorg T's girls that I would be happy to rent."

IRONY. The product they sell is the first thing to go when I think about the ads...

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:03 PM (5npD/)

346
274 the English didn't burn witches ( neither did
American colonists )witches were burned in Europe, though. ---tasted
like chicken

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 21, 2012 03:43 PM (Dll6b)





Niether did the Spanish. Because of the Inquisition.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 03:45 PM (GULKT)



Didn't expect that....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2012 04:03 PM (xDqit)

347 Of course those actually charge money and people are willing to pay for it. If Facebook tried to charge money for what they do it would be Classmates.com.
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 04:01 PM (GULKT)


Which is why every few months you get people hyperventilating all over the eLandscape about how Facebook is going to start charging for services, and isn't it an outrage, and, "We're going to cancel and delete our accounts, blah, blah, blah!" Then when Facebook says, "Um, no, actually, we're not," everyone gets really quiet again and pretends they weren't just spazzing out like kneejerk dweebs.

If FB actually DOES try to charge? Bye bye FB.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 04:04 PM (4df7R)

348 Charles Payne rocks the FBN universe.

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (5npD/)

349
If FB actually DOES try to charge? Bye bye FB.


****

Facebook is tomorrows My Space.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (piMMO)

350 Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:01 PM (5npD/)

Ah...pets.com.

Great business plan. Sell dog food to customers all over the country for a great price, and ship it to them by air. But don't sign a contract with UPS for a good rate: just pay retail.

That shit ran through my building. We used to get chewed out by the airport weights and balance folk all the time because we would send them air cans weighing 15,000 lbs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (nEUpB)

351
344 I'm not sure that relegating the attacks that occurred on 9/11/2001 to "secondary" status is going to go very well for them...might offend a few people, like, oh, I don't know, about 85% of the population.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 21, 2012 04:03 PM (7Gzgy)


That remaining 15% - can we beat them with sticks or what?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (4df7R)

352 Facebook is just a toy. It doesn't actually produce anything, it consumes time and energy.

If I had to guess, the net productivity losses due to Facebook usage far eclipse any data sales they make. Net, net, net, Facebook is probably a drag on the economy.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (Xzdzr)

353 WaPo nowhere blames Romney for the massacre. It merely raises questions about his character.


I'm not accusing you of anything, Greg, just mentioning pedophilia in the same sentence where I note that you are slimy, little shit-stain.


SWIDT?

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (z9HTb)

354 Mitch Daniels on Cavuto now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (piMMO)

355 Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 04:02 PM (9M7e6)

No wonder I lost money on that trade!

Amazon.com Inc. (AMZN) $218.09

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (i3+c5)

356 Raised a Muslim yet ate dog. So not only was he A) raised a Muslim, but also B) he was a BAD Muslim.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012

-----------------

Yeah. ....And I thought that people who try to leave Islam, get a fatwa issued against them. ....Isn't it punishable by death if you convert to another religion?

If he really did convert to Christianity....then wouldn't BHO be the most famous, high-profile person to ever leave Islam? ....Why are there no fatwas against him?

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 04:06 PM (L99Ue)

357 Which is why every few months you get people hyperventilating all over the eLandscape about how Facebook is going to start charging for services, and isn't it an outrage, and, "We're going to cancel and delete our accounts, blah, blah, blah!" Then when Facebook says, "Um, no, actually, we're not," everyone gets really quiet again and pretends they weren't just spazzing out like kneejerk dweebs. If FB actually DOES try to charge? Bye bye FB.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012


Yeah. I bet there are e-mails floating around for it too. I remember always getting those claiming that one of the instant messengers was going to start charging for services. I bet before them there were chain e-mails about how the free internet e-mail services were going to start charging too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 04:06 PM (GULKT)

358 All my daughters friends are now on google+. They wouldn't touch facebook with a 10ft pole. Its what old ladies do to find old boyfriends.

Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 04:07 PM (Dnbau)

359
AMZN

ahh


Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2012 04:07 PM (9M7e6)

360 >>> WaPo nowhere blames Romney for the massacre. It merely raises questions about his character.

Right because as soon as Romney clinched the nom, suddenly a single atrocity that occurred 160 years ago involving members of his religion is interesting reading?

I have no doubt if he was Catholic we would be getting a constant education on the Crusades and Inquisition.

Or if Romney was Calvinist I'm sure we'd all be getting an education about the Salem Witch Trials. Or the first Republican War on Women as some unnamed folks would surely call it.



Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 21, 2012 04:07 PM (0q2P7)

361 Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 04:07 PM (Dnbau)

What the hell is Google+?

And get off my lawn!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 21, 2012 04:08 PM (nEUpB)

362 I'm not accusing you of anything, Greg, just mentioning pedophilia in the same sentence where I note that you are slimy, little shit-stain.SWIDT?
Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (z9HTb)


All trolls are average joe. Especially that one.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 04:08 PM (GULKT)

363 AOL is still free and easy, even if it is associated with Huffpo. That's where my email resides.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 04:08 PM (piMMO)

364 Tumbler too, which is like twitter with pictures for all to see...what could go wrong?

Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 04:09 PM (Dnbau)

365 Obama's ancestors owned slaves.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:09 PM (21lBC)

366 If he really did convert to Christianity....then wouldn't BHO be the most famous, high-profile person to ever leave Islam? ....Why are there no fatwas against him?
Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 04:06 PM (L99Ue)


Right? Salman Rushdie spends decades with a death fatwa hanging over his head, yet Obama gets nothing? WTF, crazy Muzzie mullahs. Consistency much?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 04:09 PM (4df7R)

367 According to the Washington Times there is a vial of Ronaldus Magnus blood for sale. Seems like we should pool our Lik'r money and get the vial so we could clone the best president this country has ever had. Who's in?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2012 04:10 PM (jucos)

368 Obama's ancestors owned slaves.

And perpetrate massacres in Africa to this very day.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 04:11 PM (Xzdzr)

369 Obama's ancestors probably owned and sold slaves (Kenya) and transported slaves (Scotland). Oh and his friends blew people up. No big deal.

Posted by: thunderb at May 21, 2012 04:11 PM (Dnbau)

370
365 Obama's ancestors owned slaves.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:09 PM (21lBC)


HAH! Excellent point!

You know, the Preznit has a brother in Nairobi. I bet he's got other relatives over in Africa, too. What're the odds some of Obama's living relatives own slaves?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 04:11 PM (4df7R)

371 Evil Genius Brainstorm on how FB could make money.
Step 1) Force everybody onto Timeline (already in the works). No ifs / ands / buts.

Step 2) Wait for all of the lameness to soak into every users' pores.

Step 3) Offer Facebook GOLD, a pay service that, among other useless things, allows users to choose their page layout, one of which is the old, non-timeline version.

Step 4) Get thwarted by Perry the Platypus
Step 4a) Explode.
Step 4b) Curse Perry.

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:11 PM (5npD/)

372 If he really did convert to Christianity....then wouldn't BHO be the most famous, high-profile person to ever leave Islam? ....Why are there no fatwas against him?
Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2012 04:06 PM (L99Ue)

------------------------------------------

There was a fatwa issued and executed. He's married to Moochelle, isn't he? It's a slow death, but death just the same.

Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2012 04:11 PM (4BLwo)

373 Islam is like a roach motel - you can check in, but you can't check out. Obama is by definition apostate.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 04:12 PM (Xzdzr)

374 @368 - 370, I'm actually talking about his white half. He has no slave blood. Rather, his white ancestors owned slaves in America.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:12 PM (21lBC)

375 chique d'afrique, seriously, "Obama's ancestors owned slaves" should become a Twitter battle cry.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 04:12 PM (4df7R)

376 354 Mitch Daniels on Cavuto now.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 04:05 PM (piMMO)


Thanks!!! I saw your post and flipped the tv on to catch him.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 21, 2012 04:13 PM (DGIjM)

377 Right? Salman Rushdie spends decades with a death fatwa hanging over his head, yet Obama gets nothing? WTF, crazy Muzzie mullahs. Consistency much?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 04:09 PM (4df7R)


Seems consistent to me. Rushdie insults Islam so he gets the fatwa. Obama even if no longer being muslim probably forwards their goals more than he would if he were officially muslim. So why would they put a fatwa on him.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 04:13 PM (GULKT)

378 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:09 PM (21lBC)

You are a horrid racist bigot. You just say that because you hate Black people and don't want a Black president.

Posted by: The Upper West Side's talking points at May 21, 2012 04:13 PM (nEUpB)

379 "That remaining 15% - can we beat them with sticks or what?


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter"

I insist!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 21, 2012 04:14 PM (7Gzgy)

380 "Sell dog food to customers all over the country for a great price, and ship it to them by air. But don't sign a contract with UPS for a good rate: just pay retail."

What could possibly go wrong? They might as well have been "playsand.com" or "bowlingballs.com" for that kinda nonsense.

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:14 PM (5npD/)

381
374 @368 - 370, I'm actually talking about his white half. He has no slave blood. Rather, his white ancestors owned slaves in America.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:12 PM (21lBC)


His African ancestors probably did too. You know since the slave traders usually got their slaves by trading with African Tribes.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 04:15 PM (GULKT)

382 So why would they put a fatwa on him.

The Koran dictates apostates be killed. There is no wiggle room in its language.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 04:15 PM (Xzdzr)

383 OT, but I just saw this headline on my local TV new station's website and had to share with the Horde:

Town dealing with beaver flooding problem

That's what she said.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 21, 2012 04:16 PM (4df7R)

384 365
Obama's ancestors owned slaves.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:09 PM (21lBC)

Huh. I never thought of that possibility.
While the optics look bad, who has control of their ancestors (or any family member, for that matter?).If this is the main "bad" stuff the MSM has on Romney then the well is pretty dry.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Lithuanian by mistake at May 21, 2012 04:17 PM (baL2B)

385 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:09 PM (21lBC)


But didn't his Arab/African ancestors traffic in slaves (and probably made "enough money" off the trade)?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 21, 2012 04:17 PM (i3+c5)

386 Another guarantee: If there were nudie pics of Mitt's mother floating in existence, the media would absolutely ignore those, too.

Yep.

Nothing to see there. Just the intimate dealings of responsible adults.

No need to go into that.

(is the sarc tag necessary?)

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:17 PM (5npD/)

387 Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:14 PM (5npD/)

I think we got stiffed on the last month's bill (several million dollars), but we had made so much money during the previous months that it still crushed our plan for the year.

We also had employees quit when they saw the 5th or 6th 48 ft. trailer roll up stuffed to the ceiling with 40 pound bags of dog food, ready to be unloaded by hand.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 21, 2012 04:18 PM (nEUpB)

388 i had thought jello wasn't kosher as it was made with horse hooves?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2012 04:18 PM (TomZ9)

389 @378: Heh.

MWR, unfortunately (fortunately?) I am neither a tweety bird nor a facebooker. Perhaps somebody else should spread the word (but check it for accuracy first, though I do believe it's accurate).

Buzzion, I don't think many slaves came from East Africa (e.g., Kenya). It was mostly West and Central Africa, I believe.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:18 PM (21lBC)

390 "There is no wiggle room in its language."

I told them to follow their own moral compass on this one.

Posted by: Kat Sebelius at May 21, 2012 04:19 PM (5npD/)

391 Obama's water carriers need to find a shiny object meme about Mitt that doesn't backfire on their boyfriend.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2012 04:20 PM (21lBC)

392 You live in Texas? If so, you must live under a rock.

Wait. What?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 21, 2012 04:22 PM (8y9MW)

393 "We also had employees quit when they saw the 5th or 6th 48 ft. trailer roll up stuffed to the ceiling with 40 pound bags of dog food, ready to be unloaded by hand."

My job in high school was at Petsmart. I've got ample sympathy.

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:22 PM (5npD/)

394 "You live in Texas? If so, you must live under a rock."

That's no way to talk about Oklahoma!

Accurate. But still, no need to rub it in...

Posted by: reason at May 21, 2012 04:23 PM (5npD/)

395 i really think his campaigning for Odinga being related to Odinga , sending money for Odingas campaign and the deaths of 1,500 that can be traced to Odinga?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2012 04:25 PM (TomZ9)

396 I OBJECT TO THE RACISM IN THIS THREAD!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 21, 2012 04:31 PM (jCQ+I)

397
382 So why would they put a fatwa on him.The Koran dictates apostates be killed. There is no wiggle room in its language.
Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 04:15 PM (Xzdzr)


Yeah and they're also not supposed to get drunk and go whoring around. So the Saudi's go over to Bahrain where Allah can't see them doing these things somehow.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2012 04:31 PM (GULKT)

398 And I Support Our President against you racist teabagger haters!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 21, 2012 04:31 PM (jCQ+I)

399 But didn't his Arab/African ancestors traffic in slaves (and probably made "enough money" off the trade)?

A slave trade is still alive and well internally within Africa. The media doesn't like to report on it much though.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 04:32 PM (Xzdzr)

400 Romney also hasn't attempted to address the character questions raised by the massacre, which implicates his judgment even absent any responsibility for it. It also raises questions as to whether he's hiding something.

Posted by: Greg at May 21, 2012 04:33 PM (bN5ZU)

401 Dude got locked out of his own blog??

Bet he's the kind of goof who lets his pet dinosaur lock him out of his own house. Heh heh heh...

Posted by: Fred Flinston at May 21, 2012 04:34 PM (0dyYY)

402 Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 21, 2012 04:32 PM (Xzdzr)


Shhhhhh!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 21, 2012 04:42 PM (i3+c5)

403 Didn't the uppity Mormons toss Satan out of Heaven? Or was that the Joos?

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2012 04:56 PM (/9E6Z)

404 As a fully-certified Mormon, I want to apologize for only offing 150 of the redneck fuckers.*
I also want to apologize for Mitt Romney, but I'm not going to, because look at the alternative.

*Who I'm pretty sure were white and so deserved what was coming to them, the privileged elitist bastards.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at May 21, 2012 05:01 PM (epBek)

405 Just curious: will the next WaPo piece cover the Garrissa Massacres (et al) and then ponder how Obama, as a person of Kenyan heritage, may be partially responsible?

Posted by: Exile at May 21, 2012 05:02 PM (O0lVq)

406 I've been remiss by not noting that Average Joe sucks cock by choice lately.

My apologies.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 05:04 PM (NG097)

407 I didn't think my loathing of WAPO could get any deeper and. I'm not even Mormon and this . I'm sure they'll plumb even greater depths before November.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2012 05:06 PM (MjR/D)

408 "That's no way to talk about Oklahoma Mobilehoma!"

It's actually a cinderblock ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 21, 2012 05:08 PM (UT25+)

409 Erased your own Password? Put yourself on the banned list?
Inquiring minds want to know.

This reminds me of the anti-fonze of Beach Blanket movie who gave himself the finger all the time Eric Von Zipper.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 21, 2012 05:27 PM (CP+yl)

410 The Mormons just killed and left the bodies to feed the Plains birds. And hate ice cream or something.

The Moors cut off noses, clitora, hands, etc. They also fuck boys, don't eat bacon, and don't know how to paint faces very good.

Mormons: 0
Moors: 1

Posted by: General Zod at May 21, 2012 05:55 PM (2+bRt)

411 ...and by "Moors: 1," I mean in the idiotest sense of the scale.

Posted by: General Zod at May 21, 2012 05:55 PM (2+bRt)

412 After fleeing NY, MO ( where their founder was murdered by a mob) and IL, the Mormans trekked to The Utah territory and for 10 years lived fairly harassment free until 10 years later when Pres. Buchannon sent troops to quell a rumored 'Mormon rebellion'. The Mormons reinforced their militia and prepared for war with the US. Although it was hoped that the 'conflict' would be resolved thru negotiations, both sides were prepared for war. Meanwhile the hapless Arkies wandered thru and one theory is that the local militia over-reacted. Another theory is the militia was convinced they were spies. While there is no good excuse for what happened---and nobody really talks about it, the church is tight lipped too---it's easy to see how the entire situation became a powderkeg.

Now what exactly does Mitt Romney have to do with any of that????

Posted by: small town girl at May 21, 2012 06:02 PM (fbrwf)

413 Thank the Lord we'll have Ron Paul at the convention to keep the cultist on point. Geez.. unbelievable we have to resort to babysitting.

Posted by: jacke at May 21, 2012 06:04 PM (WEMRH)

414 The Washington Post: One Blood Libel Wasn't Enough, So We Invented Another One!

I detest "journalists," I really do. Honest ones are a statistical aberration.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2012 06:47 PM (bxiXv)

415 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2012 07:48 PM (7W3wI)

416
Obviously we can't hold Romey accountable for past Mormon massacres,
but clearly his presidency emboldens future Mormons:
Every school kid knows that Arachnids are
dangerous. However, Mormon extremists disregarded Federal warnings... ...and
established Port Joe Smith deep inside the Arachnid Quarantine Zone. Too late
they realized that Dantana had already been chosen by other colonists--
Arachnids
- Starship Troopers

Posted by: asteocles at May 21, 2012 08:00 PM (//ZI/)

417 Romney is less guilty of what Mormons did 155 years ago than Democrats are for supporting slavery and Jim Crow.

Posted by: jim at May 21, 2012 08:09 PM (VwhRo)

418 Thank the Lord we'll have Ron Paul at the convention to keep the cultist on point. Geez.. unbelievable we have to resort to babysitting.

Posted by: jacke at May 21, 2012 06:04 PM (WEMRH)


Irony, like silvery, only rust colored.

Posted by: toby928© at May 21, 2012 08:48 PM (NG097)

419 Will the WaPo hold Obama responsible for racist violence perpetrated by blacks against whites and asians? How about black Jew-hatred? And the widespread black tolerance of such evil?

Posted by: pst314 at May 21, 2012 09:56 PM (mFPMV)

420 Mormons were oppressed and put-upon by bigots and envious neighbors from the very beginning. They were, and still are, an industrious subset of American culture. People hated Mormon success because thats what happened wherever Mormons settled.

I know this to be fact first hand, my GG grandfather was there. He was at Nauvoo, scouted wagon trains to Bridger Station where they nearly died of starvation - boiled and ate shoe leather - traded with Pawnee (furs for flour). Brigham Young fell ill in the Wasatch Mountains and grandfather forged ahead and a few days later built the first homestead fire(signal fire) in the Utah valley - where the cornerstone of the Mormon Tabernacle was placed. Mountain Meadow is a stain on Mormon history and what happened should never be trivialized.

The full story should be told and the WAPO cherry picked historical elements to cast Mittens in an unfavorable light.

Mormons were still being persecuted, MMM happened during a time when detachments of the federal army were being used to beat down Mormon petulance. The beatdowns included but were not limited to intimidation, destroying crops, burning outposts and paying indian proxies to attack Mormon outposts.

Mormons were literally in the wilderness and believed divine provenance had led them to Utah.

Posted by: 13times at May 22, 2012 12:06 AM (h6XiD)

421 Sorry about the wall of text and poor grammar. Eh, I just haven't the time nor energy to recount 150 year old tales from the wild west.

Posted by: 13times at May 22, 2012 12:29 AM (h6XiD)

422 Why not? My ancestors couldn't afford windows for their house, but they are responsible for slavery!

Posted by: burt at May 22, 2012 09:21 AM (OzqQM)

423 122
Morman = Mormon

Don't you mean More man = Mormon. We are a manly group - even some of our women folk

Posted by: Evan at May 22, 2012 12:01 PM (zmvcV)

424 300
WaPo nowhere blames Romney for the massacre. It merely raises questions about his character.

The world is full of idiots and morons that can't see slander if it slaps them in the face. WaPo is hoping for lots of useful idiots to overlook its blatant attacks on Romney. Also, no where in this post have I directly stated that Greg is one of these blind bone heads who has no clue and passes through live with a room temperature IQ.

Posted by: Evan at May 22, 2012 12:07 PM (zmvcV)

425 life not live - need edit button!

Posted by: Evan at May 22, 2012 12:08 PM (zmvcV)

426 Then that would make Obama responsible for the various slaughters of Mormons in the early 19th century.

Posted by: PacRim Jim at May 23, 2012 01:34 PM (yow1m)






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