Department of Unfortunate Headlines: "With Dicks in, all 6 WA congressional Democrats favor repeal of gay-marriage ban"

Yes, that was the original headline, reporting that Norm Dicks had now joined his liberal Democratic congressmates in supporting gay marriage.

If you don't believe me, google "with dicks in, all".

Alas the headline has now been changed.

Thanks to a commenter whose name I forgot to note!

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM



Comments

1 Giggidy.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (nd0uY)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (8y9MW)

3 Someone was having fun with that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:46 PM (8y9MW)

4 Preach it AllenG. I'll have to skip this thread I think it will become NSFW.

Posted by: PaleRider didn't read comments at May 10, 2012 05:46 PM (dkExz)

5 "Dicks All In" was Obama's Injun name in Hawaii.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 10, 2012 05:47 PM (KNvk+)

6 Dick was the swing vote?

Posted by: Cicero at May 10, 2012 05:47 PM (QKKT0)

7 With Dicks in, I am now airtight.

mmffff mmmmffffff

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 10, 2012 05:47 PM (hl09R)

8 Yeah, it's after-hours in the East. The blog becomes a bit more raucous even than normal.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:47 PM (8y9MW)

9 With Dicks Out, WA Dems Felt Exposed

Posted by: Cicero at May 10, 2012 05:48 PM (QKKT0)

10 Dicks Persuaded By Obama Change of Heart

Posted by: Cicero at May 10, 2012 05:48 PM (QKKT0)

11 How did no one screencap that?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2012 05:49 PM (Agn5J)

12 I don't see the humor.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 10, 2012 05:49 PM (jm/9g)

13 Almost as good asAP's "large hardon collider".

Posted by: War on Broads at May 10, 2012 05:49 PM (xXhWA)

14 That took balls.

Posted by: wooga at May 10, 2012 05:50 PM (vjyZP)

15 If you don't believe me, google "with dicks in, all".


Way ahead of you.

Posted by: King Barry the Magnificent at May 10, 2012 05:51 PM (AlYnQ)

16 I won't ask why Ace was googling "with disks in all"

Posted by: Cicero at May 10, 2012 05:51 PM (QKKT0)

17 All dicks in? All?!?!?!

And no one called me?

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at May 10, 2012 05:52 PM (sbV1u)

18 A Romney wedgie 45 years ago and the result is retarded headlines by the victim. That editor is lucky to still be alive.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 10, 2012 05:53 PM (KNvk+)

19 google, "with dicks in, all"



not sure i want to google that, actually

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2012 05:53 PM (nIoiW)

20 Knew I shoulda screen capped that...

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 10, 2012 05:53 PM (oipCQ)

21 That's a big buggering deal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 10, 2012 05:53 PM (z6bDh)

22

"Matt Taibbi: Journalists Do Not Think Election Will Be Close, Only Say So To ‘Sell Advertising’"http://tinyurl.com/6r4mcr4

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (oZfic)

23
Obama gives head
(-lines to gay marriage proponents).

It's gonna be all gay marriage all the time for the next few days. Stand by for more.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (iQDAA)

24 15 O/T ... but best headline ever...

With Dicks in, all 6 WA congressional Democrats favor repeal of gay-marriage ban

http://tinyurl.com/btfojaq


Posted by: Uncledave at May 10, 2012 05:06 PM (nJ32z)

****

Ace

It wad Uncledave.

Posted by: tasker at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (r2PLg)

25 Knew I shoulda screen capped that...

It'll probably still have a GoogleCache version.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (8y9MW)

26 19
google, "with dicks in, all"



No thanks. Sounds like a link a certain cat lady would post.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (UOM48)

27
WHO LET THE DICK'S OUT!
WOOF, WOOF!

Posted by: Mr. Muscle Glutes at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (Klb0T)

28 It ^was^ Uncledave.

Posted by: tasker at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (r2PLg)

29 Litter box needs emptying

Posted by: Cicero at May 10, 2012 05:55 PM (QKKT0)

30 With dick sin, all involved risk invoking His wrath.

Posted by: The Poorly Parsing Pastor at May 10, 2012 05:56 PM (hl09R)

31 Hat Tip to one of the little people.
You know who you are.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2012 05:56 PM (JBlkg)

32 "Matt Taibbi: Journalists Do Not Think Election Will Be Close, Only Say So To ‘Sell Advertising’"http://tinyurl.com/6r4mcr4

Posted by: / at May
--------------------

It's all in how you read it.

>>There is a “relatively popular incumbent, the economy is not doing terribly,”

I read it with 10% more cynicism.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 10, 2012 05:57 PM (iQDAA)

33 I didn't get a HT for Cutsy Gall, but Ace probably didn't read the comments anyway.

Posted by: toby928© at May 10, 2012 05:57 PM (NG097)

34 If they cup the balls with Dicks in, does that mean they want to repeal civil unions ban too?

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 05:58 PM (AzwZn)

35 Only 60% of West Virginia Democrats are supporters of Dicks

Posted by: The Q at May 10, 2012 05:58 PM (LnQhT)

36 17 All dicks in? All?!?!?!

And no one called me?
Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at May 10, 2012 05:52 PM (sbV1u)
--------------

pfft - you didn't invite me to your wedding

Posted by: barrack "dissed" obama at May 10, 2012 05:58 PM (HOOye)

37 Taibbi: I don’t know any campaign journalists out there who thinks that Romney has a legitimate chance to win.

I'm sure you don't.

Posted by: toby928© at May 10, 2012 05:59 PM (NG097)

38 I didn't get a HT for Cutsy Gall, but Ace probably didn't read the comments anyway.

You should be thankful that Ace stoops low enough to steal your material. Now thank him before he gets all uptight.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2012 05:59 PM (JBlkg)

39 Speaking of d*cks all in, that LA Times piece linked in the sidebar, the one about "Obama being too smart for the presidency", that chick has the d*ick all in for sure.........talk about your slobbery suckfest.

Posted by: Boots at May 10, 2012 06:00 PM (neKzn)

40 They changed it? ....Awww. ....I got to see it, a while ago, after UncleDave posted the link.

It is amazing that whoever typed up that headline didn't notice the pun, as they posted it.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 06:00 PM (g4NO6)

41 That Dicks not Norm.


Posted by: Dang at May 10, 2012 06:00 PM (Ky1+e)

42 Yeah, you'd limit the returns on that google search by turning on safe search.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at May 10, 2012 06:00 PM (UEEex)

43 That made me think of Zucchini

Zucchini with Mozzarella

2 Tbl. salad oil
1 medium onion, diced
1 medium green pepper, diced
1 small garlic clove, minced

1 16-oz. can tomatoes
4 medium zucchini (about 2 lbs.) cut into ¼ in. slices
¾ tea. salt
½ tea. sugar
½ tea. oregano
¼ tea. basil

1 8-oz. pkg. mozzarella, coarsely shredded

In 10-inch skillet over medium heat, in hot salad oil, cook onion, green pepper and garlic until vegetables are tender, stirring occasionally.
Add tomatoes with their liquid and next five ingredients; heat to boiling. Reduce heat to low, cover and simmer until zucchini is tender-crisp, about 15 minutes, stirring occasionally to break up tomatoes.
When zucchini is done, sprinkle evenly with cheese, cover and simmer about 3 minutes or until cheese is melted.

Makes 8 accompaniment servings

Posted by: sTevo at May 10, 2012 06:00 PM (VMcEw)

44 I think it was UncleDick who gave you the "tip"

Posted by: X at May 10, 2012 06:00 PM (KHo8t)

45 You should be thankful that Ace stoops low enough to steal your material.

Rush has no qualms about it. I'd swear the HQ has become his show prep. Or Snerdleys.

Posted by: toby928© at May 10, 2012 06:00 PM (NG097)

46 Dicks late, but he came.

Posted by: Dang at May 10, 2012 06:01 PM (Ky1+e)

47 Obama 2012: Get your Dicks in

Posted by: War on Broads at May 10, 2012 06:01 PM (xXhWA)

48 DIcks, was that so hard?

Posted by: Dang at May 10, 2012 06:01 PM (Ky1+e)

49 See? Now Ace is telling you it's OK to click on my ghey pr0n links! Don't you want me to meet my goal of weighing over 1400 pounds by the end of May?

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 06:02 PM (ggRof)

50 nood double post up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 06:02 PM (UOM48)

51 If you don't believe me, google "with dicks in".
-------------------------------------

Yeah, I don't ever want to be on trial someday having to explain my Google searches under oath.

I'll skip that search if you don't mind.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 06:03 PM (AzwZn)

52 The DICKS on these guys!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 10, 2012 06:04 PM (ybkwK)

53
I noticed today that Rush talked about coordinated distractions and used the word "choreographed," which I've been repeating like a friggin parrot for the past week.

Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 10, 2012 06:04 PM (jUytm)

54 My daddy was a shitty journalist, too!

Posted by: Matt Taibbi at May 10, 2012 06:04 PM (JBlkg)

55
A dick in the hand is worth two in a public bathroom.

Posted by: Mr. Muscle Glutes at May 10, 2012 06:05 PM (Klb0T)

56 nood double post up.

Go on! Save yourselves!

Posted by: toby928© at May 10, 2012 06:05 PM (NG097)

57 I personally know 3 people with dicks.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 10, 2012 06:05 PM (Ks4nX)

58 bad week for Hussein; very bad week ----very very bad week


lying coward traitor fig-eating grotto-dweller with musky pelts...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. with dicks in ( if I had 2 ) at May 10, 2012 06:06 PM (Dll6b)

59 I got yer screencap:

https://twitter.com/#!/mustango13/status/200697706803503104/photo/1/large

Posted by: Mustango at May 10, 2012 06:06 PM (6rGyJ)

60 "I personally know 3 people with dicks."

One of them is in the Obama family, and it's not who you think.

Posted by: Jay Carnival at May 10, 2012 06:08 PM (LnQhT)

61 "With Dicks in, all 6 WA congressional Democrats favor repeal of gay-marriage ban".

"We'll get this done without Vaginas if we have to", group claims.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 06:09 PM (AzwZn)

62 How many of Obama's cultists knew, back in 2008, that they'd be supporting the Dick Administration?

Friends, buggerers, countrymen, lend my your squeakholes..."

Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2012 06:09 PM (/9E6Z)

63
Obama, Dicks Have Good Meeting

Posted by: Moron in a Latex Snuggie at May 10, 2012 06:11 PM (Ks4nX)

64 Dicksquatch ! Film at 11

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 10, 2012 06:12 PM (nTgAI)

65 And here's a bigger screencap:

http://i46.tinypic.com/2qcp461.jpg

Posted by: Mustango at May 10, 2012 06:13 PM (6rGyJ)

66 Why do they always use the term "strong backer" when it comes to supporters of gay marriage?

Dick is a strong backer. With Obama bend FORWARD.

Posted by: Deli LLama at May 10, 2012 06:13 PM (uv9eO)

67 65 And here's a bigger screencap:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2qcp461.jpg

Posted by: Mustango at May 10, 2012 06:13 PM (6rGyJ)

----------

Kewl. ....Nice going, Mustango. ....You might also post this on the duplicate thread. ....Ya never know which one is going to be the 'keeper' thread, once Ace notices that he has done a double post.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 06:19 PM (g4NO6)

68 Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (nd0uY)

First on the multi-dick post with a Barney's Frank sock and an awesomely appropriate hash!
[ I'mreading : '(a)ndouille']

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2012 06:22 PM (JBlkg)

69 I remember watching a Minnesota Vikings game in the late 70's where the announcer said, "And, Cox goes in and Seamen comes out...." Both actual players for the Vikings at the time. I recall looking at my roomate and saying ... "Did he really say that?"

Posted by: newguy40 at May 10, 2012 06:27 PM (kduZC)

70 37
Taibbi: I don’t know any campaign journalists out there who thinks that Romney has a legitimate chance to win.



I'm sure you don't.

Posted by: toby928© at May 10, 2012 05:59 PM

I don't know any either

Posted by: Pauline Kael at May 10, 2012 06:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

71 My state (WA, obviously) is soooo stupid. They're all Dicks.

Posted by: Redwine at May 10, 2012 07:14 PM (r3IFk)

72 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2012 07:49 PM (7W3wI)






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