Second Law School Listed Elizabeth Warren as Fauxcahontas

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Maybe she wanted to make Indian friends at the University of Pennsylvania, too.

But then I still wonder-- why did she never attend a single American Indian event at Harvard?

The University of Pennsylvania, where Warren taught at the law school from 1987 through 1995, listed her as a minority in a “Minority Equity Report” posted on its website. The report, published in 2005, well after her departure, included her as the winner of a faculty award in 1994. Her name was highlighted in bold, the designation used for minorities in the report.

A spokesman for the law school did not immediately return a phone message today.

The reference offers another piece of evidence that Warren was identified as a Native American as part of her professional career. Warren has said she was unaware that Harvard University, her current employer, had described her as a Native American when it was under fire for a lack of diversity on its law school faculty.

Where do these law schools keep getting the idea from that Elizabeth Warren was an Indian, if she isn't claiming to be one?

Oh, right.

They saw those high cheekbones and put it together themselves.

Flaming Fauxcahontas Skull courtesy of @megaindependent.

Posted by: Ace at 04:58 PM



Comments

1 Well done The Mega Independent!
This Elizabeth Warren info leaking is most delicious!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at May 10, 2012 05:00 PM (fYOZx)

2 How.

Posted by: Elizabeth at May 10, 2012 05:00 PM (ULGz+)

3 But Romney actually scalped a fagele. He's more Injun than Sakaja-shit-a.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2012 05:01 PM (noo6E)

4 This is anecdotal evidence just like how everyone has observed voter fraud or EBT abuse which the Donks/MFM insists doesn't exist.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 10, 2012 05:01 PM (KCvsd)

5 That skull.....is f*cking awesome.


*kneels to megaindependent*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:01 PM (UOM48)

6 Would you buy: I used to own a Jeep Cherokee?

Posted by: Elizabeth "Howling Puppy" Warren at May 10, 2012 05:02 PM (zhe90)

7 This is all right wing hatred and racism againt Native Americans like myself.

Posted by: Lizzie 'Shitting in Pants' Warren at May 10, 2012 05:02 PM (fYOZx)

8 Cowabunga!

Posted by: Chief Thunderthud at May 10, 2012 05:03 PM (mQMnK)

9 Now if you can put the headband around Blago's toupee, then you've really got something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2012 05:03 PM (noo6E)

10 I'm writing a book about my life as a part white/ part native american. It's going to be called Shades of Pink.

Posted by: Lizzie 'Shitting in Pants' Warren at May 10, 2012 05:04 PM (fYOZx)

11 She serially took jobs away from minorities!

Posted by: lorien1973 at May 10, 2012 05:05 PM (0tkqC)

12 Ms. Warren, how do you say, "Please stop," in Faux-Cherokee?

Posted by: the chicken at May 10, 2012 05:05 PM (ULGz+)

13 I'd like to personally thank Ms Warren for her efforts toward my re-election. I'm sending an autographed copy of my Cosmo spread.

Posted by: Scott Brown at May 10, 2012 05:05 PM (fYOZx)

14 I can see Lizzie Warren being down with the red struggle.
Red indian struggle? Not so much.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2012 05:06 PM (zhe90)

15 O/T ... but best headline ever...

With Dicks in, all 6 WA congressional Democrats favor repeal of gay-marriage ban

http://tinyurl.com/btfojaq

Posted by: Uncledave at May 10, 2012 05:06 PM (nJ32z)

16 Elizabeth Warren's pillows are stuffed with scalps. So back off.

Posted by: S Daniel at May 10, 2012 05:06 PM (BVkEs)

17 Shouldn't Warren have to return her minority teaching awards since the bar is set lower for them and she gamed the system as a Caucasian to win them?

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 05:06 PM (ShuAW)

18
We're going to find out she was a Technical Advisor for the movie Dances With Wolves

Posted by: Ben at May 10, 2012 05:07 PM (wuv1c)

19 11 She serially took jobs away from minorities!
Posted by: lorien1973 at May 10, 2012 05:05 PM (0tkqC)

Oh My God! I'm super serially pissed!

Posted by: Al Gore at May 10, 2012 05:07 PM (fYOZx)

20 That flaming skull makes me weep for the fate of my people. And not the ones in Italy.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 10, 2012 05:07 PM (QKKT0)

21 Yer all a bunch a Bullies!!

Posted by: Tim to Tom at May 10, 2012 05:08 PM (0It32)

22 18
We're going to find out she was a Technical Advisor for the movie Dances With Wolves
Posted by: Ben at May 10, 2012 05:07 PM (wuv1c)


Jeez, she was barely the technical advisor for "F-Troop."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2012 05:09 PM (noo6E)

23 But then I still wonder-- why did she never attend a single American Indian event at Harvard?
..................
Because when you are gaming the system you don't really wanna have to associate with those damn injuns.. especially if there's an open bar!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2012 05:09 PM (f9c2L)

24 That skull is EPIC!

All hail the Ewok!

Posted by: mpfs at May 10, 2012 05:09 PM (iYbLN)

25
Oh, right.

They saw those high cheekbones and put it together themselves.

Heh.

Posted by: blue star at May 10, 2012 05:11 PM (PuxiI)

26
Good grief.

Posted by: Chief Wahoo McDaniel at May 10, 2012 05:11 PM (Ks4nX)

27 What a scammer. Think of the actual minority professors that lost a job because of her.

Posted by: eureka! at May 10, 2012 05:11 PM (xCpfo)

28 The only tribe with high cheekbones are with Ford and Wilhelmina Models.

And, uh, Liz. I hate to break it you...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2012 05:12 PM (noo6E)

29 H8ers! It's for the papooses!

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 10, 2012 05:12 PM (MQc8e)

30
I'm new here. And I'm starting to get the feeling that libs are comlete pieces of shit. Exuse my French, I meant misguided.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 10, 2012 05:13 PM (UpwlP)

31 Is there anyway I can save that flaming skull as a screensaver?

Posted by: Thomas at May 10, 2012 05:13 PM (m2Vvz)

32 Best flaming skull ever!

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2012 05:13 PM (tqwMN)

33 Scott Brown is going to beat her like a tom-tom.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2012 05:13 PM (7utQ2)

34 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego! at May 10, 2012 05:13 PM (NG097)

35 “Minority Equity Report”

Spielberg's not making a sequel to that POS, is he?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 10, 2012 05:13 PM (PEnme)

36 13
I'd like to personally thank Ms Warren for her efforts toward my
re-election. I'm sending an autographed copy of my Cosmo spread.

Posted by: Scott Brown


In fact, I've had an erection for the last couple of weeks. That can't be good.

Posted by: Scott Brown at May 10, 2012 05:13 PM (6TB1Z)

37 I beg to differ.

Posted by: Mrs. Scott Brown at May 10, 2012 05:14 PM (6TB1Z)

38 Yay.....I was hoping that Ace would put TheMegaIndependent's flaming skull thingy to good use. ....It's brilliant.

Looks like Lizzy Warren's story is still....evolving.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 05:14 PM (g4NO6)

39 After doing more digging, they appear to have found actually proof of her Indian roots!

Her grand-father used to scalp tickets!

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at May 10, 2012 05:15 PM (hyRD4)

40 If she loves Indians so much why didn't she marry one? Huh? HuH!?

Posted by: Daybrother at May 10, 2012 05:15 PM (g1fN1)

41 Me likeum Chief Hot Head!

Posted by: Boy With Balls On Chin at May 10, 2012 05:15 PM (yn6XZ)

42 Fraud and disbarment anyone?

Posted by: Mr Tea at May 10, 2012 05:16 PM (cwJOJ)

43
Love it.

For the Walker recall election, you've got to get a flaming skull with a cheesehead.

Think about the visuals!

Posted by: Wishrich at May 10, 2012 05:16 PM (hdpay)

44
"Am I a native american? I dunno, but I stayed at a Holiday in last night"
--Elizabeth "lies for jobs" Warren

Just think, we almost had this as our person overseeing the CARD reforms (shudder)

Posted by: tsrblke at May 10, 2012 05:16 PM (22rSN)

45 Looks like that native-american got stuck in a chevy volt.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 10, 2012 05:16 PM (AWmfW)

46 I'm worried that if we committed conservatives continue to beat Elizabeth Warren's ass like a drunk redskin with a new tom-tom we'll only lend credence to the Obama campaign's accusation that the GOP is waging a War on Women.

I believe that for the Good of the Party we should drop this issue right now. Like. Right. Now.

Ace.

Posted by: A Concerned Lifelong Christian Republican at May 10, 2012 05:17 PM (QKKT0)

47 Why do all these universities keep listing her as Native American?

The same reason all those homosexuals keep sucking Bruce Heffernan's cock.

Posted by: X at May 10, 2012 05:17 PM (KHo8t)

48 Professor Warren repeat after me, "Senator, I do not recall..."

No wait...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2012 05:17 PM (7utQ2)

49 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:17 PM (8y9MW)

50 Why, yes, Ms. Warren, if you like salmon and corn flakes we WILL accept that as proof of your Indian heritage.

Posted by: Harvard Law School Faculty Selection Board at May 10, 2012 05:17 PM (6TB1Z)

51 Flaming Skull is Great. I hope the 'honest injun' stuff can stretch until the General Election.

Posted by: someone at May 10, 2012 05:17 PM (bqjJT)

52 Even better than Blago-skull.

Posted by: huerfano at May 10, 2012 05:18 PM (bAGA/)

53 I stayed at Pedro's South of the Border once.

Posted by: toby928© Mexican at May 10, 2012 05:18 PM (NG097)

54 That's nacho cheese.That's my cheese.

Posted by: Vince Lombardi's Spinning Corpse at May 10, 2012 05:18 PM (yn6XZ)

55 It's true about the high cheekbones. All the waitresses serving free drinks at the blackjack tables have 'em.

Posted by: Rocks at May 10, 2012 05:19 PM (Q1lie)

56 Are we sure Warren is even female?

Posted by: War on Broads at May 10, 2012 05:19 PM (xXhWA)

57
I personally know 3 people from India named Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 10, 2012 05:19 PM (Ks4nX)

58 Hey, she ran our monthly staff bingo game so we thought she was legit.

Posted by: The UPenn Public Affairs Office at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (QKKT0)

59 Why, yes, Ms. Warren, if you like salmon and corn flakes we WILL accept that as proof of your Indian heritage.

We call it maize, paleface bastard!

Posted by: E. Warren, 31/32nd Bullshit Artist at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (PEnme)

60 Why, yes, Ms. Warren, if you like salmon and corn flakes we WILL accept that as proof of your Indian heritage.

We call it maize flakes.

Posted by: sacagawarren at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (NG097)

61 Exuse my French, I meant misguided.

No. You were right the first time.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (8y9MW)

62 Teaching and hunting buffalo did not leave much time for socializing.

Posted by: real joe at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (lgANn)

63 Totally off subject, but is Robin Roberts ghey? Asking in earnest.

Posted by: The Hammer at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (dja/g)

64 jinx

Posted by: sacagawarren at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (NG097)

65 Me pumped. Time for fire-water. Me gulpum much fire-water.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (GK5EN)

66 Has anyone used the term "White Squaw" yet? If not, can I copyright it? Thanks.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2012 05:21 PM (TOk1P)

67 No likem flaming skull of ancestor. Cheekbones aren't high enough.

Posted by: Chief Spreading Bull Warren. at May 10, 2012 05:21 PM (sJKFk)

68 Are we sure Warren is even female?

Posted by: War on Broads at May 10, 2012 05:19 PM (xXhWA)

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Posted by: Impossible Missions Force HQ at May 10, 2012 05:21 PM (QKKT0)

69 Sadly, if she wins in MA, Obama can give a "shout-out" to her.....as Medicine Woman Scalps in the Closet....or something.

*that was pathetic....I denounce myself*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:21 PM (UOM48)

70 Asking in earnest.


Posted by: The Hammer at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM
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It would be best if you got out of Earnest first. It's just bad form, man.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 10, 2012 05:22 PM (GK5EN)

71 These ancestor and family issues can be very complicated. Outsiders just do not understand.


P.S. My mother WAS NOT a German spy. I categorically deny it.

Posted by: Anastasia Romanov at May 10, 2012 05:22 PM (5uH94)

72 27
What a scammer. Think of the actual minority professors that lost a job because of her.



This. There's some Native American professor out there, who actually had to overcome some hardships in life due to his/her background, who was denied an opportunity for advancement because this white woman who was never oppressed a day in her life managed to game the system and steal his/her spot.

Or, there isn't, and the whole affirmative action thing is a big scam and should be done away with.

Posted by: Brendan at May 10, 2012 05:22 PM (2jQGY)

73 Nice summation, Brendan.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 10, 2012 05:23 PM (bjRNS)

74 Loves me some Flaming Fauxcahontas Skull.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 10, 2012 05:23 PM (Iyg03)

75 15 O/T ... but best headline ever...
With Dicks in, all 6 WA congressional Democrats favor repeal of gay-marriage ban
http://tinyurl.com/btfojaq
Posted by: Uncledave at May 10, 2012 05:06 PM (nJ32z)

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Harr! ....That really is a hilarious headline. ....Having a last name like 'Dicks' is almost as bad as 'Weiner'.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 05:23 PM (g4NO6)

76 My mother WAS NOT a German spy. I categorically deny it.

Posted by: Anastasia Romanov at May 10, 2012 05:22 PM
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I was there when you screamed in vain.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 10, 2012 05:24 PM (GK5EN)

77 Is there anyway I can save that flaming skull as a screensaver?
Seconded.
I seriously wish i had known it was this easy to capitalize on native american heritage that you have zero way of proving!

Posted by: Lea at May 10, 2012 05:24 PM (lIU4e)

78 Me takem many job from Red Man.

Get heap big pay!

Drinkem much fire water de rothchild.

Posted by: Lizardbreath Warren at May 10, 2012 05:24 PM (XBdI0)

79 Heap Big Box-Checker.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 10, 2012 05:24 PM (ybkwK)

80 I moved from University of Pennsylvania to Harvard Law, following the buffalo herds.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at May 10, 2012 05:24 PM (QKKT0)

81 5 That skull.....is f*cking awesome.

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Indeed. It even has high cheekbones.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 10, 2012 05:25 PM (NmR1a)

82 I don't know why they thought I was indian. Maybe I was sweating fire-water and nicotine through my pores like all the indians do.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2012 05:25 PM (Ky1+e)

83 Like obama , she has a "composite" past.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 10, 2012 05:25 PM (AWmfW)

84 I was there when you screamed in vain.


Posted by: Mick Jagger



We should have expected that.

Posted by: the Spanish Inquisition at May 10, 2012 05:25 PM (z9HTb)

85 80 -

Did she even apply to the University of Buffalo? That would go a long way in showing whether there is any truth to her story or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2012 05:26 PM (TOk1P)

86 What a scammer. Think of the actual minority professors that lost a job because of her.
Posted by: eureka! at May 10, 2012 05:11 PM (xCpfo)
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Not just that, but Lizzie Warren, with her substandard Rutgers Law degree, never would have been hired atschools like the U. of Pennsylvania, had she not (falsely) claimed to bea minority. Law schools are always trying to hire faculty from "oppressed, underrepresented" minority groups. Had Warren submitted her teaching application without checking the "Native American" box, she never even would have been considered.Ordinarywhite women from bottom-tier law schools are not given jobs teaching in Ivy League law schools.
This is academic fraud, and Warren (and every other law school professor) knows it.

Posted by: disgusted observer at May 10, 2012 05:26 PM (/sohm)

87 Bet me that I'm not Indian.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2012 05:26 PM (BVkEs)

88 Drudge has a headline up that the Dems may move their convention out of NC.

Hmmm.....why would that be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:26 PM (UOM48)

89 Warren can kiss off becoming Sen. Land O Lakes.

Posted by: mpfs at May 10, 2012 05:26 PM (iYbLN)

90 We should have expected that.


Posted by: the Spanish Inquisition at May 10, 2012 05:25 PM
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As long as it doesn't rate "The Comfy Chair", I'm alright.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 10, 2012 05:27 PM (GK5EN)

91
Don't the cheekbones on the flaming skull have to be at least 1/32 high to be authentic?I don't think they are.

Posted by: Dances with Cheekbones at May 10, 2012 05:28 PM (iDd2d)

92 17 Shouldn't Warren have to return her minority teaching awards since the bar is set lower for them and she gamed the system as a Caucasian to win them?

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 05:06 PM (ShuAW)

They can't take those back... it would make the Indian Givers...

Posted by: Shecky Rimshot... try the Veal! at May 10, 2012 05:28 PM (lZBBB)

93 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2012 05:28 PM (7W3wI)

94 It's easy to right click on it and set it as the background but you lose the movement of the GIF and it is blurry. Or else I've been drinking. Hic.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 10, 2012 05:29 PM (OBDWE)

95 80
I moved from University of Pennsylvania to Harvard Law, following the buffalo herds.


Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at May 10, 2012 05:24 PM (QKKT0)

That's funny right there......

Posted by: S Daniel at May 10, 2012 05:29 PM (BVkEs)

96 This is how Ted Kennedy and John Kerry managed to win multiple elections. When you look at the MA Dem talent pool, these guys actually look pretty normal compared to what's waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 10, 2012 05:29 PM (UZuc4)

97 >>Warren can kiss off becoming Sen. Land O Lakes.

Al Franken's already frauded himself into that gig.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 10, 2012 05:29 PM (hO8IJ)

98 Elizabeth Warren once bested me 2 out of 3 falls in a leg wrestling match!

Posted by: Elena Kagan at May 10, 2012 05:30 PM (JBlkg)

99 Drudge has a headline up that the Dems may move their convention out of NC.

I don't believe it. How do you break all of those contracts and move your convention plans (some of them in the making for a year or more) in 3 months?

They're probably making noises about it for the same reason Obama took his non-stand on SSM: because all it takes is the barest of bones thrown their way to make the Gay lobby happy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:30 PM (8y9MW)

100 Why would they have the convention anywhere other than Chicago? Vlad won't come but all of the other commie bastards would!

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 10, 2012 05:30 PM (RC3M9)

101 Indian ancestry? I thought you asked if I had any "Indian animosity."

Any chance I get to take something from those red devils, I take it.

So fuck yeah to that animosity.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2012 05:30 PM (Ky1+e)

102 You'll never know the hardships I have suffered.

http://tinyurl.com/botjgy2

Posted by: Little White Dove Warren at May 10, 2012 05:31 PM (/9E6Z)

103
She has a lot of nerve.

Posted by: Ward Churchill at May 10, 2012 05:31 PM (Klb0T)

104 Isn't she running neck and neck with Brown? And that was after the first fauxahontas story came out? Will the dopes in MA even care? Love the graphic. Even funnier would be a flaming pic of the 70s Indian with the tear running down his cheek.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2012 05:31 PM (iOgbD)

105 So when will the real Cherokees get justifiably ticked off that Senator FauxahontasWannabee is 1) not a Cherokee, and 2) her ancestors actually caused the Trail of Tears by driving the Indians out of their former lands, with all the accompanying brutality and deaths? Crickets........

Posted by: Boots at May 10, 2012 05:31 PM (neKzn)

106
"I promise you, that Warren guy has a big pole. I promise you.

Stand up, Warren, stand up and let 'em see ya'.

Oh, God love ya, what am I talking about..."

Posted by: Joe Totem Biden at May 10, 2012 05:31 PM (HOOye)

107
re: NC

well, that screws over Democrat Lt Gov Dalton, royally

That idiot Beverly Perdue is not running for reelection. Her idiot Lt Gov just beat Bob "Whoo Are Yooo?" Etheridge in the primary.

The NC Democrats were really counting on the convention, this year.

Obama just screwed over the entire NC Democrat party.

Ha ha!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 05:32 PM (jUytm)

108 O/T Did I mention that I am available for Time Magazine cover pictures?

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 10, 2012 05:32 PM (RC3M9)

109 At this point some Native American groups (Injuns) have a real right to go after this broad. Bitch couldn't get a job without filling a slot intended for one of their own.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 10, 2012 05:33 PM (hiMsy)

110 88 Drudge has a headline up that the Dems may move their convention out of NC.

Hmmm.....why would that be?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:26 PM (UOM4


Good luck with that. Finding a new venue, breaking all current contracts and signing new ones in, what, 3-4 months? The Dems couldn't pull that off. I don't think Republicans could, either...

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 10, 2012 05:33 PM (UZuc4)

111 It's very interesting. If she were a conservative everyone would be more up in arms....even the cherokee would be involved, but, since she's a lib/dem/leftie....it's ok, it's business as usual.

I think there should be a new law that conservative/republican/independent abuse is a hate crime.

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:33 PM (oZfic)

112 Gov. Chris Christie vetoed a bill today that would have required the state to form a "health exchange," a marketplace accessible online and by telephone that small employers and uninsured people would use to shop for low-cost coverage.

The veto does not come as a surprise.
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I'm actually surprised. Pleasantly surprised, but surprised none-the-less.

Posted by: o/t at May 10, 2012 05:34 PM (HOOye)

113 It was just too risky to check the African-American box.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2012 05:35 PM (BVkEs)

114 Cripes, I'm stunned that The Boston Globe broke this story. Usually they're so far in the tank for the Democrats they need breathing apparatus to survive...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 10, 2012 05:35 PM (kbOju)

115 Next they'll find she played basketball in the Special Olympics (ala Spain)

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 10, 2012 05:35 PM (84oau)

116 They could move their convention up to Foxwoods...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 10, 2012 05:35 PM (Ec6wH)

117 I am really, really glad to see new life breathed into the flaming skull! I had been missing it terribly! Love the feather, man, love it!

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 10, 2012 05:35 PM (RC3M9)

118 Cripes, I'm stunned that The Boston Globe broke this story

If she's lost the Globe, she's pretty well lost the election, yes?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:36 PM (8y9MW)

119

I do believe that flaming skull deserves a Nobel Prize.

Posted by: gem worthy at May 10, 2012 05:36 PM (HOOye)

120
This convention thing is a big deal and really helps us no matter what happens.

If they move the convention, it helps us for the reasons I mentioned above.

If they don't move the convention, it will get really ugly in NC. The base and the homos won't just be unhappy, they'll be pissed. And they will act out.

It might even get as ugly as Chicago 1968.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 05:36 PM (jUytm)

121 113
It was just too risky to check the African-American box.


I don't know why. It's relatively easy to speak jive.

Posted by: pep at May 10, 2012 05:37 PM (6TB1Z)

122 That flaming skull is fantastic!

Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at May 10, 2012 05:37 PM (qFpRI)

123 Drudge has a headline up that the Dems may move their convention out of NC. Hmmm.....why would that be? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:26 PM (UOM4 Good luck with that. Finding a new venue, breaking all current contracts and signing new ones in, what, 3-4 months? The Dems couldn't pull that off. I don't think Republicans could, either...

We, however, could. All we need is a enviromentally friendly hotel conference room, about 2 dozen chairs, and a GPS to get Ralph Nader here.

Posted by: The Green Party at May 10, 2012 05:37 PM (OWjjx)

124 Argghhhh. pep = Barbara Billingsley

Posted by: pep at May 10, 2012 05:37 PM (6TB1Z)

125 63 Totally off subject, but is Robin Roberts ghey? Asking in earnest.
**

Does Running Bear shit in the woods?

Posted by: kallisto at May 10, 2012 05:37 PM (jm/9g)

126 It might even get as ugly as Chicago 1968.

My God, I hope Judd doesn't decide to walk through the kitchen....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 10, 2012 05:38 PM (Ec6wH)

127 I think there should be a new law that conservative/republican/independent abuse is a hate crime.

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:33 PM (oZfic


I think there should be a law that you choose a nic and stick with it, curious.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:38 PM (UOM48)

128 It might even get as ugly as Chicago 1968.

No, not in NC. There will probably be more than a few "bless your hearts" thrown around, but I really don't see any violence erupting.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:38 PM (8y9MW)

129 I told an interviewer once I was 1/16th Susquehannock Indian. He said, "can you prove you are"? I said,"can you prove I'm NOT?".

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 10, 2012 05:38 PM (cjTjM)

130 >Or, there isn't, and the whole affirmative action thing is a big scam and should be done away with.

This. I actually am Cherokee. My grandmother was at least half, could read and speak Cherokee, and unlike any of Warren's people was actually listed on the Dawes roll (as was her husband.) My mother was somewhere between a 1/4 and a third. That makes me at least an 1/8th.

I could claim all the affirmative action bullshit, legitimately. I didn't. I refused to list race on my law school application. It was accepted based on my grades and LSAT score, not who my ancestors were. Years ago, my cousin was having trouble getting into Veterinary school and floated the idea of applying as a minority. My 80+ year old granny made it clear to him that he would be disowned if he did it. That's just how we were.

Get rid of all of it. It doesn't help the people it purports to help and it hurts those who are too goddamned proud to use it.

Posted by: DanInMN at May 10, 2012 05:38 PM (XqeyF)

131 One of my friends just told me that I need to weigh more than 1400 pounds to get the world record, not 1200 pounds. Please click my ghey pr0n links so I can buy more food.

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:39 PM (ggRof)

132 She could go home tonight and cut one of her legs off, just to show that she is legit and not some kind of faker. Or maybe she could do one of those sun ceremonies, like in A Man Called Horse. face.

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 10, 2012 05:39 PM (RC3M9)

133 I can imagine a lot of thrown Jello molds in NC. Chicago-style rioting? Nah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:39 PM (UOM48)

134 88 Drudge has a headline up that the Dems may move their convention out of NC.
Hmmm.....why would that be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:26 PM (UOM4

------------

Wouldn't that make the Dems 'Indian Givers'?

Seems like that would also be...."unprecedented". ....Although, not unprecedented in the world of pissy littledrama queens, who...according to that article, have already gotten 20,000 signatures on their "move the convention" petition.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 05:39 PM (g4NO6)

135 The Massachusetts voters may still elect this lying creep.

She's trying for Teddy Kennedy seat. What's a little affirmative action hanky-panky to an electorate who kept a fall-down drunk serial adulterer windbag in office for just short of 47 years. Oh, and there's that Kopechne thing. They called him The Lion of the Senate.


Posted by: Hepcat at May 10, 2012 05:39 PM (K3L8C)

136 "...They saw those high cheekbones and put it together themselves."

You sure write funny, Ace. Bravo.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 10, 2012 05:39 PM (eHIJJ)

137 Oh dear God, you have to read this CNBC twitter feed on JPM..... http://tinyurl.com/7aa2fwq

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:39 PM (oZfic)

138 That's just how we were.

That's damn impressive. Seriously.

Posted by: pep at May 10, 2012 05:40 PM (6TB1Z)

139

Time's mag cover has an over-aged boy breast feeding...

*sigh

Posted by: meh at May 10, 2012 05:40 PM (HOOye)

140
And yet the bitch is tomahawking Scott Brown.

In Rasmussen, she's broken out of the tie to lead by two points.

wtf

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 10, 2012 05:40 PM (iQDAA)

141 Many moons ago

Great great great great grandfather takem land from Red Man

Him drive Red Man, Squaw, and papoose many miles

He takem Red Man land and makem his own. Makem heap big money!

Me like great great great great grandfather.

Me takem Red man heritage and makem heap big money as long as grass grow and river flow.

And libtards votem for fake injun.

Posted by: Lizardbreath Warren at May 10, 2012 05:40 PM (XBdI0)

142
It might even get as ugly as Chicago 1968.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 05:36 PM (jUytm)

Maybe they should move it Chicago. For the sentimental reasons.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2012 05:40 PM (Klb0T)

143 I love this place. Thanks you guys.


*kneels to megaindependent*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:01 PM (UOM4


Now that's what I call a good day.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 10, 2012 05:40 PM (AlYnQ)

144 No, not in NC. There will probably be more than a few "bless your hearts" thrown around, but I really don't see any violence erupting

Convention violence is never threatened by the locals. They, as we all know, have to live there and not too many intelligent or semi-intelligent people trash their own abode. The out of town aggitators, on the other hand, have nothing more to lose than 24 hours locked up and then never being able to return to North Carolina due to a bench warrant being issued because they failed to show up for court on their disorderly conduct/public urination charge.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 10, 2012 05:40 PM (OWjjx)

145 If she's lost the Globe, she's pretty well lost the election, yes?


The only way her toast could get more burned would be if Marcia Coakley and President Volt started campaigning for her.

Posted by: fluffy, toast expert at May 10, 2012 05:40 PM (z9HTb)

146
Shit's gonna get squatchy in NC.

It will be Democrat vs Democrat and Democrat vs the people of NC.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 05:41 PM (jUytm)

147 yay DanInMN!

my husband (mother was French-Canadian with quite a bit of First People's ancestry, not that Canadians make a big deal out of it) agrees very strongly

he is also from Minnesota funnily enough

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2012 05:41 PM (SB0V2)

148
Aww Geez,
St. Louis was a runner up for the DNC, and we're just crazy enough to think it's in our interest to cater to them and hurry the process up. Oh well at least I'll be out of town for the first half of it.

Posted by: tsrblke at May 10, 2012 05:41 PM (22rSN)

149 137
Oh dear God, you have to read this CNBC twitter feed on JPM..... http://tinyurl.com/7aa2fwq


Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:39 PM (oZfic)



Oh dear God. Let me guess....the Pope resigned, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:41 PM (UOM48)

150 I have found absolute, indisputable proof that Elizabeth Warren is Native Americam. Its on film people!


Linky on my name.

Posted by: mpfs at May 10, 2012 05:41 PM (iYbLN)

151 hey how are ya...hey how are ya...

Posted by: Chief Billygoat at May 10, 2012 05:42 PM (YAJ05)

152 The out of town aggitators

For the gay marriage crowd? What are they going to do, start slap riots?

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:42 PM (8y9MW)

153
And there will be an Occupy presence at both conventions.

So there's that, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 05:42 PM (jUytm)

154 So the dems are moving the convention to rahmville?

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:42 PM (oZfic)

155 But can she make a decent waitress sammich?

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2012 05:42 PM (6Eh/9)

156 What the hell is wrong with her?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 10, 2012 05:43 PM (DGIjM)

157 Those who say that politicians can survive anything except being found with a dead girl or a live boy seem to have forgotten about Massachusetts - Ted Kenndy and Barney Frank, anyone?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2012 05:43 PM (zhe90)

158 #154


Yes, spread the word!!!!11111eleventy!!!!


*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:43 PM (UOM48)

159 For the gay marriage crowd? What are they going to do, start slap riots?

You underestimate their destructive power, Allen. Think Rosie O'Donnell, a buffet of a all you can eat ribs, and its been about 30 minutes since she last grazed.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 10, 2012 05:43 PM (OWjjx)

160
One time, at AoS, Ace posted a video of gays fighting and a few of us made fun of their slap fight, and Ace pulled the vid and read us the riot act for 3 hours.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 05:44 PM (jUytm)

161 Think Rosie O'Donnell, a buffet of a all you can eat ribs, and its been about 30 minutes since she last grazed.

Oh, God. You're right.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 05:44 PM (8y9MW)

162 There is anunmistakable scent of desperate fat chick in here.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2012 05:44 PM (zhe90)

163 "Well, Legal Insurrection’s William A. Jacobsen
writes that he genealogical knife cuts both ways – he says Warren is
also related to a militia member who participated in the roundup of
Native Americans ahead of the Trail of Tears. If Warren is 1/32nd Native
American, she is also 1/32nd atrocity committer – try getting an
educational grant for that." http://tinyurl.com/828bzad

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (oZfic)

164 Everyone should sign the "move the convention" petition. Use your "Wisconsin recall" aliases if need be.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (uIz80)

165 I would like to have her questioned about her ancestry by Magua (you know, the really "friendly" indian in Last of the Mohicans). Oh, that's right, she hasn't claimed to be Huron yet. Maybe later ...

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (RC3M9)

166
Ace just made noodles.

Fly, monkeys, fly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (jUytm)

167 127

Jane,

+100

Posted by: mpfs at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (iYbLN)

168 I wonder if Princess Crawls With Guttersnipes Warren owns lots and lots of cats?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (UOM48)

169 Here's how this stupid woman should be punished. We should figure out which is the most poverty stricken reservation in the country. Maybe out in the desert states where it is 100 degrees in the summer and dry as hell. She can live there among HER people and give them free legal services.

Or better yet, they can teach her how to raise sheep and grow corn in a desert. 10 years of sitting on a horse in the 100 degree Arizona desert, watching sheep should be a real thrill for her. Cause, ya know, she's proud of her Indianness.



Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2012 05:46 PM (IcJYb)

170 All ur tribe are belong to me.

Posted by: Lizzie "Crackagawea" Warren at May 10, 2012 05:46 PM (jm/9g)

171 Everyone should sign the "move the convention" petition.

Yes indeedy!

(is there really a petition?)

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 05:46 PM (jUytm)

172 Aw maaannnn, and the Preezy of the Yoonited Steezy was gonna give her a shout-out at the next military funeral.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 10, 2012 05:47 PM (iQDAA)

173 Rush has made Cher's "Half Breed" his Lizzie Warren theme song.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:47 PM (UOM48)

174 The Hammer: "Totally off subject, but is Robin Roberts ghey? Asking in earnest."

We're all a little ghey.

Posted by: Pat at May 10, 2012 05:47 PM (eHIJJ)

175 The out of town aggitators, on the other hand, have nothing more to lose than 24 hours locked up...

Yeah, I'm thinking it's summer, nice weather, why not OccupyDems for a few days? No doubt they'll be some professional trouble makers.

I wonder if the Dems will import some union goons to try to keep the peace though. Wouldn't do for it to look like the dependent crowd is too unhappy with those who control the hand outs.

Posted by: Retread at May 10, 2012 05:48 PM (joSBv)

176 WTF?.....Time Magazine cover with a 3 yr old boy, standing on a chair, sucking on his mom's breast?

I guess that will appeal to all those government tit-suckers out there. ....But what the hell is "attachment parenting"?

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 05:48 PM (g4NO6)

177 The hatchet is still bright.

Posted by: Magua at May 10, 2012 05:49 PM (NG097)

178 just like a liberal. steal anothers stuff.

Posted by: willow at May 10, 2012 05:49 PM (TomZ9)

179 Rush has made Cher's "Half Breed" his Lizzie Warren theme song.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:47 PM (UOM4
.
He should skip the record, so it says "half-half-half-half-half breed..."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 10, 2012 05:49 PM (zhe90)

180
@171
Yes there is. It is on Change.org
google move the convention.
It has almost reached its goal of 30,000 signatures.

Posted by: Max at May 10, 2012 05:49 PM (BBlzg)

181 I crack up at the Dems "take their ball and go home" approach to everything. NC votes down the ghey marriage and they want nothing to do with them. Protest! Arizona wants to protect itself from an onslaught of illegals and, as punishment, they rally to cancel all convention functions in the state. Protest! If you do not tow (toe?) the Dem line, they'll trot off with their panties in a wad and their little ball in their hands.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 10, 2012 05:50 PM (iOgbD)

182 176
WTF?.....Time Magazine cover with a 3 yr old boy, standing on a chair, sucking on his mom's breast?



I guess that will appeal to all those government tit-suckers out there. ....But what the hell is "attachment parenting"?

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 05:48 PM (g4NO6)
He looks way older than three and I found myself wondering if that isn't his mother then what kind of psychological damage was he treated to for the sake of "earning money for his college fund"?

Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:50 PM (oZfic)

183 I guess that will appeal to all those government tit-suckers out there. ....But what the hell is "attachment parenting"?

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 05:48 PM (g4NO6)

Some "phenomenon" that the gubmint will now feel obligated to spend billions on studying.

And the cover is just fucking wierd.

Posted by: ErikW at May 10, 2012 05:51 PM (O0y8e)

184 Drudge has a headline up that the Dems may move their convention out of NC.
------------------------------------------

That would be totally consistent with the whole "Party-In-Disarray" theme the Democrats got going on right now.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 05:51 PM (AzwZn)

185 169
Here's how this stupid woman should be punished. We should figure out
which is the most poverty stricken reservation in the country. Maybe
out in the desert states where it is 100 degrees in the summer and dry
as hell. She can live there among HER people and give them free legal
services.
Or better yet, they can teach her how to raise sheep and grow corn
in a desert. 10 years of sitting on a horse in the 100 degree Arizona
desert, watching sheep should be a real thrill for her. Cause, ya know,
she's proud of her Indianness.


Send her to New Mexico. The "Land Of Enchantment" isn't necessarily a bad place to visit, but I wouldn't want to fucking live there.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2012 05:51 PM (e0xKF)

186 164 Everyone should sign the "move the convention" petition. Use your "Wisconsin recall" aliases if need be.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (uIz80)
----

why?

Posted by: hurtin' NC at May 10, 2012 05:53 PM (HOOye)

187 The Hammer: "Totally off subject, but is Robin Roberts ghey? Asking in earnest."

We're all a little ghey.
-----------------------------------

Some black guy told me earlier this week that 2/3 of the NFL is ghey.

And he would know.

Cuz he's black.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (AzwZn)

188 176
WTF?.....Time Magazine cover with a 3 yr old boy, standing on a chair, sucking on his mom's breast?

-------

Considering Obamacare, it should have been a 26-year-old.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 10, 2012 05:54 PM (K3L8C)

189 177The hatchet is still bright.Posted by: Magua at May 10, 2012 05:49 PM (NG097) Okay then, you will appreciate Achilles treating Hector to a little chariot ride! http://tinyurl.com/7e5ohq9

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 10, 2012 05:55 PM (RC3M9)

190 If she was my neighbor, I'd be there for the 4 PM feeding every day. it would save on supper.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 10, 2012 05:56 PM (cjTjM)

191 How's her ability to drive drunk in the middle of the night with a floozy in her lap?

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2012 05:56 PM (6Eh/9)

192 Liz Runs With Scissors was forced off the reservation.
Liz tried to occupy reservation with May Day around the Totem Pole.

Posted by: Deli LLama at May 10, 2012 05:57 PM (uv9eO)

193 "Because when you are gaming the system you don't really wanna have to associate with those damn injuns.. especially if there's an open bar!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry"

I'm thinking that actual Indians might not be as easily screwed with as Harvard University.
The people who go to powwows and what not, might not be too thrilled with a fake 1/32nd Indian/white woman gaming the system in order to help along her career.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2012 05:58 PM (IcJYb)

194 Send her to New Mexico. The "Land Of Enchantment" isn't necessarily a
bad place to visit, but I wouldn't want to fucking live there.


It's no so bad.

Also not so good that you want to keep living there once you've done it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 10, 2012 05:58 PM (xKC/c)

195 127
I think there should be a new law that conservative/republican/independent abuse is a hate crime.



Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:33 PM (oZfic

I think there should be a law that you choose a nic and stick with it, curious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:38 PM (UOM4


It can't. There's too dang many of em.

Posted by: NIPPP at May 10, 2012 06:00 PM (0oYHO)

196 "176 WTF?.....Time Magazine cover with a 3 yr old boy, standing on a chair, sucking on his mom's breast?
I guess that will appeal to all those government tit-suckers out there. ....But what the hell is "attachment parenting"?
Posted by: wheatie"

Is the woman married. Because it seems that this could be a little annoying to dad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2012 06:02 PM (IcJYb)

197 Is she 1/32 lesbian?

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2012 06:03 PM (6Eh/9)

198 And the cover is just fucking wierd.

Posted by: ErikW at May 10, 2012 05:51 PM (O0y8e)

-------

Yeah it is. ....The defiantly proud look on the "mom's" face + the headline of "Are You Mom Enough?" = creepy and wierd.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 06:04 PM (g4NO6)

199 Love it.

For the Walker recall election, you've got to get a flaming skull with a cheesehead.

Think about the visuals!

Posted by: Wishrich at May 10, 2012 05:16 PM (hdpay)




Fondue-skull?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2012 06:04 PM (ofIpS)

200 If you love your mother and suck on her tit at age 3 then why can't you marry her? What is it about Rethuglikkkans that make them hate love?

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2012 06:05 PM (6Eh/9)

201 "Endeavor to Persevere!" We thought about it a long time. And when we thought about it long enough we declared war on the Union.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Lone Watie" Warren at May 10, 2012 06:08 PM (t8QfJ)

202 "Send her to New Mexico. The "Land Of Enchantment" isn't necessarily a bad place to visit, but I wouldn't want to fucking live there.
Posted by: Brandon"

Yeah, I spent some time a number of years ago drive vacationing in Arizona and New Mexico. Great stuff to see, but it felt good to get back to Michigan and see grass and trees. And as you drove through reservations, you really did see Indians on horses watching the sheep. They wore long sleeved jackets or shirts, in July, in Arizona.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2012 06:08 PM (IcJYb)

203 With apologies to Longfellow:

HiaWarrenIn the state called Massachussets
By the filthy Charles River
The polluted Charles River
Lived the moonbat Fauxcahantas
Lefty moonbat Fauxcahantas
Running for the US Senate
In the Democratic party
Pretending to be Cherokee
One thirty-second Cherokee
To get tenured job at Harvard
Feel free to add more.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at May 10, 2012 06:14 PM (KSjsb)

204 Let's try that again:

With apologies to Longfellow:

HiaWarren

In the state called Massachussets

By the filthy Charles River

The polluted Charles River

Lived the moonbat Fauxcahantas

Lefty moonbat Fauxcahantas

Running for the US Senate

In the Democratic party

Pretending to be Cherokee

One thirty-second Cherokee

To get tenured job at Harvard

Feel free to add more.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at May 10, 2012 06:15 PM (KSjsb)

205 168
I wonder if Princess Crawls With Guttersnipes Warren owns lots and lots of cats?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (UOM4


Well, if she did, she would fit in with the NY princess gutterscrunt, now wouldn't she?

Posted by: NIPPP at May 10, 2012 06:17 PM (0oYHO)

206 Yeah, you caught me but I only did that because I was traumatized when Mitt Romney gave me 1/32nd-degree Indian burns when we were in school together.

Posted by: betty warren at May 10, 2012 06:29 PM (nU/dt)

207 187 The Hammer: "Totally off subject, but is Robin Roberts ghey? Asking in earnest."

Have you ever seen RuPaul without the wig?

Posted by: Avi at May 10, 2012 06:34 PM (51xVX)

208 If Warren is 1/32nd Native American, she is also 1/32nd atrocity committer – try getting an educational grant for that."
Posted by: / at May 10, 2012 05:45 PM (oZfic)
________________
She isn't even 1/32nd Native. Somebody fromWarren's camp claimed that earlier in the week, based on some document Warren's campaign found on the internetfrom great-great-great granny O.C. Sarah Smith'sson (it was reportedly a copy of his marriage application, in which he identified his mother as Cherokee).
However, g-g-g-granny Smith's own marriage license (the original) identifies her as "white," and she also identified herself as white in the 1860 census. Also, some geneaology guy found a record ofSmith's parents, and it appears that g-g-g- granny Smith was part English, and part Swedish --and no part Cherokee.

Posted by: Keeping the record straight at May 10, 2012 06:34 PM (/sohm)

209
Moving the DNC convention is not gonna happen. It is just a temper tantrum by the gheys and the terminally pissed off bunch.

Even if they wanted to, there is no way the Secret Service would let them. They spend years planning things like traffic patterns, airliner take-off and landing patterns, researching who works in the adjacent buildings, etc. Where would they find the hotel rooms on 3 months notice?

There are a million little things, down to what maintenance is scheduled by the road departments, electric and gas utilities and building construction.

During the 2008 conventions, the electric utility shutdown planned maintenance and stationed people in every substation during the entire convention. Road maintenance was postponed and rescheduled. The law enforcement from the entire state and surrounding states were rescheduled and OT was offered for all of them to help cover the convention and for the LEO at the convention.

No way will the Democrats be allowed to change the convention site. Cancel it maybe, but not move it.

Posted by: rd at May 10, 2012 06:40 PM (9sUlj)

210 “Minority Equity Report”

They have a trading desk for minorities. It's okay, though, it's only for hedging skins, not proprietary trading, so the Volker Rule won't affect them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2012 06:41 PM (X3lox)

211 Teaching and hunting buffalo did not leave much time for socializing.



Posted by: real joe at May 10, 2012 05:20 PM (l


Funny you should mention buffalo. Penn is the outstanding institution where a group of black girls were doing a step dance in the quad after midnight and some student (who thought university was for education) screamed at them to stop and used a yiddish or hebrew term (I forget) that translated as "water buffalo" ... for which he was promptly ejected from Penn - because they have such stringent standards.

And then there was Lani Guanier, another affirmative action idiot who loved stupid ideas, which is why Penn loved her.

And there were more ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2012 06:46 PM (X3lox)

212 And Barky the Dog-Eater's infamous incoherent race mumblings were at Penn ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2012 06:48 PM (X3lox)

213 No, I've never actually hunted buffalo, but I do like buffalo wings ... in theory.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2012 06:55 PM (HzhBE)

214 "Fondue-skull?"

Sounds controversial ... a wedge issue for sure.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2012 07:08 PM (HjPtV)

215 Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 10, 2012 05:22 PM (GK5EN)



Get back on my plate!!!

Posted by: Moochelle O at May 10, 2012 07:28 PM (xCpfo)

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This is some serious shit and should not be laughed
off. Here’s why.

Both Harvard and U Penn are federal contractors and
as such must submit annual reports of their affirmative action hiring efforts and
results to Office
of Federal Contract Compliance Programs (OFCCP), an Office of the Department of Labor. A federal
contractor submitting a false affirmative action report could be in some heap
big doo doo. Chief Deep Throat say,
follow the Harvard and U Penn affirmative action reports.

Posted by: Chief Deep Throat at May 10, 2012 07:29 PM (u3N3z)

217
What crap. Without checking the Indian box, Warren never gets an interview at Texas, U Penn or Harvard. Alumni of such elite and esteemed institutions as Elizabeth Warren's two alma maters -- the University of Houston and Rutgers Law - Newark -- are not exactly well represented on the law faculties at either U Penn or Harvard.

She checked the Indian box to get her resume out of the fuck off and die pile and into the interview pile. Nothing more complicated than that.

Posted by: Rutgers Newark Alumni Association at May 10, 2012 07:45 PM (u3N3z)

218 It is disgusting that Democrats have such low standards that this will probably not hurt this whore's chances of beating Brown. Because all that matters is that she's a Democrat.
These fucking people disgust me.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2012 07:47 PM (lHn6+)

219 31
Is there anyway I can save that flaming skull as a screensaver?

Yes.

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at May 10, 2012 10:55 PM (fGQVX)

220 caterpillar filter, fleetguard filter, isuzu filter, komatsu filter,perkins filter , volvo filter, hitachi filter,john deere filter, deutz filter,parker filter , donaldson filter,jcb filter

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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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