Fauxcahontas Warren's Family Lore Is In Heap Big Trouble
Bonus Update: Warren Never Attended Native American Events at Harvard, Says Harvard's Native American Program Executive Director

I don't know how you say schadenfreude in smoke signal, but Granny Warren's "Native American" ancestor probably did:

For over a quarter of a century, Elizabeth Warren has described herself as a Native American. When recently asked to provide evidence of her ancestry, she pointed to an unsubstantiated claim on an 1894 Oklahoma Territory marriage license application by her great-great grand uncle William J. Crawford that his mother, O.C. Sarah Smith Crawford, Ms. Warren's great-great-great grandmother, was a Cherokee.

After researching her story, it is obvious that her "family lore" is just fiction.

As I pointed out in my article here on Sunday, no evidence supports this claim. O.C. Sarah Smith Crawford had no Cherokee heritage, was listed as "white" in the Census of 1860, and was most likely half Swedish and half English, Scottish, or German, or some combination thereof. (Note, the actual 1894 marriage license makes no claim of Cherokee ancestry.)

But wait, there's more ...

Jonathan Crawford, O.C. Sarah Smith Crawford’s husband and apparently Ms. Warren's great-great-great grandfather, served in the East Tennessee Mounted Infantry Volunteer Militia commanded by Brigadier General R. G. Dunlap from late 1835 to late 1836. While under Dunlap’s command he was a member of Major William Lauderdale’s Battalion, and Captain Richard E. Waterhouse’s Company.

These were the troops responsible for removing Cherokee families from homes they had lived in for generations in the three states that the Cherokee Nations had considered their homelands for centuries: Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee. (emphasis added)

The Trail of Tears, Warren. You own it.

Now, it's pretty obvious that people in the stands at a Braves game doing the "tomahawk chop" are as Indian as Elizabeth Warren, yet she had no problem making this claim for decades, based on nothing more than a rumor, to take advantage of the Democrats' check-the-box system of racial spoils.

Of course, she couldn't be bothered to keep up even the vaguest of appearances. She's crusading for Social Justice™, man. Don't bring her down by asking her to powwow with actual Indians. Besides, she lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and they aren't exactly easy to find around there. Oh, wait ...

Senatorial wannabe Elizabeth Warren, aka Fauxcahontas, said she listed herself as a minority in law school directories because she was hoping to meet others with Native American roots. So isn’t it a shame that Liz took a pass on last weekend’s 17th annual Harvard Powwow????

The Harvard Law School prof was campaigning on the North Shore last Saturday while Harvard’s Native American Program filled Radcliffe Yard with Native American singers, dancers and drummers.

Why would they have such a thing at Harvard, you ask? Well, according to the school's 1650 charter:

WHEREAS, through the good hand of God, many well devoted persons have been, and daily are moved, and stirred up, to give and bestow, sundry gifts, legacies, lands, and revenues for the advancement of all good literature, arts, and sciences in Harvard College, in Cambridge in the County of Middlesex, and to the maintenance of the President and Fellows, and for all accommodations of buildings, and all other necessary provisions, that may conduce to the education of the English and Indian youth of this country, in knowledge and godliness: ... (emphasis added)

My, how far we've fallen from such noble purposes. Somewhere along the way, Harvard, which refuses to comment on whether Warren is the person listed as their sole Native American professor, forgot about both godliness and the Indians. In all but a thin veneer, anyway.

On a related note, the Warren campaign recently offered the photo below the fold as conclusive proof of her Native American ancestry, but I'm not buying it.

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Update [ace]:

You know what I need?

A flaming skull with a feather sticking out the back of the skull.

Anyway, Fauxcohantas didn't attend Harvard's rich diversity of Native American cultural heritage lbahohhoohho. Sorry, that sentence got so full of meaningless PC buzzwords I fell asleep.

She didn't even attend 1/32nd of them -- and really, she should have.

1/32nd. That wouldn't have been so hard. Pretty much like once a year for three hours.

But no.

Never.

Shelly Lowe, executive director of Harvard University's Native American Program (HUNAP), told Breitbart News today that U.S. Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren had not, to her knowledge, participated in the program's events while Warren was a professor at Harvard.

Last week, Warren explained that she had listed herself as Native American "in the hopes that it might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something that might happen with people who are like I am." However, she had not been involved in HUNAP, the most obvious avenue for meeting fellow Native American faculty and students.


Posted by: Andy at 02:32 PM



Comments

1 Here's the definition of a true hero: http://tinyurl.com/d7wdpvd (Yahoo guy jumps into vat of acid to save co-worker)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:34 PM (CP+yl)

2 Oh and foist!1

3rd time to day!!!1

Do I get an award? A button? An attaboy? How about a FOAD?

Anybody?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:35 PM (CP+yl)

3 Oh may the comments are so . . . centered.

I feel balanced and in tune.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:36 PM (CP+yl)

4 CENTRIST!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 02:36 PM (/kI1Q)

5 That's how great, great great grandpa warren got ridof his wife. He put her on the trail of tears.

Posted by: robtr at May 08, 2012 02:36 PM (MtwBb)

6
If penises had faces, they'd look like Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2012 02:36 PM (jUytm)

7 Fauxahontas!!111!!! Hilarious.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 02:37 PM (DGIjM)

8 As I understood it, she's only 1/64th cherokee and maybe not that. Her mother was from Tennesssee and listed as white for 3 censuses or is it censi? No that's a ninja guru. 3 census. that sounds right.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:38 PM (CP+yl)

9 Are we starting to win more battles in the media wars?


It feels like we're on some kind of a winning streak.

Posted by: runninrebel at May 08, 2012 02:38 PM (N/1Dm)

10 I'm Aztec. Bring me your virgins, and your hot twentysomethings, then I'll have your milfs, and finish up with Granny for dessert......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2012 02:38 PM (OlN4e)

11 Firewater is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2012 02:39 PM (Sh42X)

12 Time for some pemmican pudding.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 08, 2012 02:39 PM (ybkwK)

13 She's got man hands.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2012 02:39 PM (KXm42)

14 Just voted!!! Onloy 35 people have voted at my polling place.. pathetic eh?

I was going to vote for Perry but he isnt on the ballot. Newt and Santorum are.

So I voted Romney, Murdock, MIKE PENCE!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 02:39 PM (DGIjM)

15 Fauxahontas is walking the campaign trail of tears.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2012 02:39 PM (KjlbF)

16 Shelly Lowe, executive director of Harvard University's Native American Program (HUNAP),

Dances with TrustFunds

Posted by: nickless at May 08, 2012 02:39 PM (MMC8r)

17 6
If penises had faces, they'd look like Elizabeth Warren.

*************

Sac agawea

Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 02:40 PM (r2PLg)

18 I'm stealing but . .

THE BALLS ON THIS WOMAN!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 08, 2012 02:40 PM (SB0V2)

19 With Charlie Brown in the WH, it is soooo easy to be Lucy with a football.

Posted by: dogfish at May 08, 2012 02:40 PM (NuPNl)

20 A pemmican pudding luncheon.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 08, 2012 02:41 PM (ybkwK)

21 Crockajawea Warren hiss with forked tongue.

Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly Leg Shot at May 08, 2012 02:41 PM (sTS/8)

22 Flaming Skull would make a fine Indian name.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 08, 2012 02:41 PM (71LDo)

23 I don't know how you say schadenfreude in smoke signal...























Winksìtao
wit'tunhe xahi linàm

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 08, 2012 02:41 PM (kqqGm)

24 B..B...But she has high cheekbones

Posted by: Kos Kid at May 08, 2012 02:42 PM (bo11P)

25 Fauxahauntas heap big full of shit white women.

Posted by: Pissed Injuns at May 08, 2012 02:42 PM (OlN4e)

26 Stick a tomahawk in her, she's done.

Take the money that would go to Brown's re-election and start spending it on other seats.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 08, 2012 02:42 PM (e0xKF)

27 None of us ever succeeded without the help of Cherokee!

Posted by: doug at May 08, 2012 02:42 PM (uIGjr)

28 []iAre we starting to win more battles in the media wars?
It feels like we're on some kind of a winning streak.Posted by: runninrebel

I think it's more a case of the new/alt media interrupting the MSM's ability to fly cover for the Left. We've exploited their OODA loop. Which is why everyone here should get on Twatter and pound out a few lines everyday.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2012 02:42 PM (ebPtk)

29 Great Spirit gave me pass on attending pow-wow! Said should go to faculty wine tasting party!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Sitting Bullshit Artist" Warren at May 08, 2012 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

30 Dartmouth and Columbia both have injuin charters. That is injuins get in. When my son interviewed at Columbia and Dartmouth, they both asked if he was a "Native American" and stated clearly they hoped so and that if he was it would really help his application.

Not even subtle. Our last name might lead some to think we could be injuins.

We didn't lie. He went to Duke.

Warren is a lying bitch.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 08, 2012 02:43 PM (hXJOG)

31 For the record, Harvard was founded as a seminary. Over the years, their religion has changed somewhat...

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 08, 2012 02:44 PM (KwMW2)

32 Iwant to be clear:they movedthose Cherokeeto Oklahoma along a Trail of Tears that the rest of the country paid for. Those Indians didn't make their way to Oklahoma themselves. No one ever got anywhere in this country on their own. They'd never have gotten anywhere without the government!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, She Who Barks Like Ugly Dog at May 08, 2012 02:44 PM (4df7R)

33 She's full of asplode!

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2012 02:44 PM (jm/9g)

34 And I thought we had squeezed all the delicious humiliation from this situation. This may finally be the eternal wellspring of embarassment.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 08, 2012 02:44 PM (r5w1L)

35 >>Which is why everyone here should get on Twatter and pound out a few lines everyday.

Breitbart is here.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 02:44 PM (/kI1Q)

36 Oh, WELL STRUCK, Andy!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 08, 2012 02:44 PM (X9FKq)

37 Her insulting explanation gave this game away. At her age if you truly took being Native American seriously enough to describe yourself that way, you wouldn't have to fall back on some poor dead relative passing by some portrait and talking about cheekbones.

One of my grandmothers was dark with full lips and kinky hair so that we always wondered whether she might not have some African in her. Would I describe myself as black on a census, much less on an employment form? You've got to be kidding. And if I cared, I'd have researched it.

What ultimately matters is how stupid this all shows her to be.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at May 08, 2012 02:45 PM (UCR1O)

38 Count it!

Posted by: Scott Brown at May 08, 2012 02:45 PM (tpEV9)

39 My ancestors are rolling over in their sacred burial grounds at the treatment I'm receiving from the White Man. I'm going to pow wow with my trusted advisers and then rain down arrows on my detractors. And rape your women.

Posted by: Liz " Two Shits" Warren at May 08, 2012 02:45 PM (Sh42X)

40 $55k a year to be taught how to lie and manipulate your way through the system. Fine examples they are setting there.

BTW, other than the whole "Ivy League" prestige, is the actual education received at any of the Ivy's actually worth it?

I mean, they say someone with a college education will make $1M more over the course of their lifetime. Let's assume and Ivy Leaguer will make $2M more. That's an extra $50k per year over the course of 40 years, however, they have accumulated $200k-$400k worth of debt (not counting interest), so they would potentially earn $40k-$45k more per year than someone who didn't graduate from college. However, That extra money would likely place them in a higher tax bracket than someone making $40k-$50k less, so that number is cut further. THEN.... consider some of the majors pursued by those kids: women's studies, art history, philosophy.... and there's no way in hell they are ever going to approach the kind of earnings mentioned above.

So, really, what the hell is the real value?

Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at May 08, 2012 02:45 PM (piMMO)

41 The bitch is finally caught. She was gaming her own fucking politically correct corrupt system. She should get what is coming to her. I kinda favor bagging her up in a raw Buffalo hide and hanging it over a low fire till well done and shrunk to the size of a beach ball. Sorta of a pre-columbian snuggie.

Posted by: maddogg at May 08, 2012 02:46 PM (OlN4e)

42 It's a simple mistake, really..... Her great-great-great-grandfather was known for f#cking Cherokee women. She just didn't realize that they weren't talking about her great-great-great-grandmother.

Posted by: seeBS at May 08, 2012 02:46 PM (1XKpL)

43 Help me, Horde, you're my only hope! What flavor pudding should I use for the emdippening?

Seriously, all we need is a picture of Obama with Warren and then we could have some caption fun of her explaining that her culture does not eat dogs.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 08, 2012 02:46 PM (VtjlW)

44 Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 08, 2012 02:43 PM (hXJOG)

You should be very proud of your son -- smart and honest.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2012 02:47 PM (I1icO)

45 democrats from New England have a tradition of lying. Tradition, tradition!

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 02:47 PM (i6RpT)

46 Do you have any African-American in you?

would you like to?

pa rump pump

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:47 PM (CP+yl)

47 For the record, there are pow-wows all over the northeast at various points throughout the year. If Lizzy Warren wanted to bury the hatchet (HAH! get it?) with the Native American community, she could attend any one of them without breaking a sweat, or even having to deal with a TSA groping. If she doesn't want to stay close to home she could drive two hours north to my old alma mater, the University of New Hampshire. They hold a powwow every year.

http://www.unh.edu/naca/powwow.html

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 02:48 PM (4df7R)

48 off ghey sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 02:48 PM (piMMO)

49 Geroni-mofo!!!!!


faux?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2012 02:49 PM (noo6E)

50 From the Trail of Tears to a Bitchslap from her Peers!

Love. It.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 08, 2012 02:49 PM (pLTLS)

51 I bet Harvaaard is proud of her. Actually i bet they are

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 02:50 PM (i6RpT)

52 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 02:50 PM (8y9MW)

53 Democrat Hubris, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:50 PM (CP+yl)

54 And I'm not sure what that picture was that was trying to load, but it was absolutely killing my browser.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 02:50 PM (8y9MW)

55 I have a trail of tears from laughter.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 02:50 PM (bm4vI)

56 Help me, Horde, you're my only hope! What flavor pudding should I use for the emdippening?


*****

Tosh.0 opened the show a few days ago with a man telling his half-nude child to go "tea bag" mommy. She, lying on the floor, was promptly tea bagged.

I thought both I, and the mother, were going to vomit. The audience didn't sound too damned comfortable either.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 02:51 PM (piMMO)

57 Her teepee is full of hokum.

Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 02:51 PM (r2PLg)

58 White red man.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 02:51 PM (uXyf3)

59 53 Democrat Hubris, it's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:50 PM (CP+yl)


If it causes diabetes they'll ban it.

It actually causes diatribe-is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2012 02:51 PM (noo6E)

60 I would have attended these Harvard Events, but they were full of drum beating, screaming .... you know..... INDIANS. They scare me and I don't want to be near them. Much like you wouldn't catch me hanging with the "Southies" of So. Boston or the coloreds of Roxbury.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Spreading Bull" Warren, Redface at May 08, 2012 02:51 PM (jucos)

61 7 Fauxahontas!!111!!! Hilarious.

***

I don't get it.

Posted by: Cher-Noble Cherokee at May 08, 2012 02:51 PM (eavT+)

62
Can we just call her "Smackapoohia"? In a fair and just media world,this crap filledlying bi-otch wouldbe battered like a fricking pinata. It's too bad that this will not be seen as newsworthy. Although, she does have a challenger in the primary, a tough on immigration prosecutor (also female and not Native American). She has collected enough signatures to appear on the ballot. Apparently, there was a bunch of people who were going to run against Scott Brown, but dropped out once the Phony Indian Princess got in (except for this particular woman).
We need to keep this fraud in the spotlight. Democrats are hypocritical liars. Character really does matter.

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 02:52 PM (vJ9tV)

63 You know, old Geronimo was not too pretty anyway, but I swear, that photoshop is truly gut wrenching.

Posted by: maddogg at May 08, 2012 02:52 PM (OlN4e)

64 So, if I'm reading this right, her ancestor hated the Cherokee so much he ran them off their own land, force marched them to the Indian territories and then stayed there just to make sure?

Posted by: Jimmuy at May 08, 2012 02:52 PM (kSaUf)

65 You know what I need?
A flaming skull with a feather sticking out the back of the skull.----ace


I'd go with a full headdress.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2012 02:52 PM (Sh42X)

66 $55k a year to be taught how to lie and manipulate your way through the system. Fine examples they are setting there.

Well, yes. But it is law-school after all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 02:52 PM (8y9MW)

67 NDH that actually - that was actually on a show?

holy fucking christ

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 08, 2012 02:52 PM (SB0V2)

68 Elizabeth Warren is just misunderstood. When she said she was down with the red struggle, she wasn't thinking red like indian.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 08, 2012 02:53 PM (KwMW2)

69
Seriously, all we need is a picture of Obama with Warren and then we could have some caption fun of her explaining that her culture does not eat dogs.

Dog good for too many things to eat.

Me named after them, too.

Posted by: Two Dogs F*cking at May 08, 2012 02:53 PM (d0Tfm)

70 I am making medical history here. I am a female, and I am experiencing priapasm!

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 02:54 PM (vJ9tV)

71 68 Exactly, she red alright, but not native american

Posted by: thunderb at May 08, 2012 02:54 PM (Dnbau)

72 Just expanding on your idea...

If penises had faces, they'd look like Bill Mahr.

If penises had feces, it'd look like Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Two Dogs Puking of the Fukawe Tribe at May 08, 2012 02:54 PM (sylYH)

73 Squaw Sitting Bull(shit)

Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 02:54 PM (r2PLg)

74 Was an indian
Saw an indian
Maybe Miss Haaavard is dyslexic?

Posted by: dagny at May 08, 2012 02:55 PM (JoL4S)

75
60 I would have attended these Harvard Events, but they were full of drum beating, screaming .... you know..... INDIANS. They scare me and I don't want to be near them. Much like you wouldn't catch me hanging with the "Southies" of So. Boston or the coloreds of Roxbury.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Spreading Bull" Warren, Redface at May 08, 2012 02:51 PM (jucos)



Lizzy, I find your fear of drumcircles perplexing. Just a few months ago weren't you embracing your role in laying the foundations for OWS? Are you only averse to drum circles, dancing and loud chants when they're perpetrated by red people?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 02:55 PM (4df7R)

76 Yeah, but is any of this playing out in the campaign?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2012 02:55 PM (dZ756)

77 70
I am making medical history here. I am a female, and I am experiencing priapasm!

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 02:54 PM (vJ9tV)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

78
I really do think she looks like a penis.

It's the haircut, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (jUytm)

79 At this point Scott Walker just need to stay home and keep his mouth shut. This fuckin moonbat is doing all the work for him.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (eavT+)

80 She's lighter than me! Woof!

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (c3mby)

81
Well, an injun penis...

with high cheek bones

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (jUytm)

82 Even Massholes can only take so much bullshit from one politician.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (CP+yl)

83 Warren ought to revert to her full Indian name: Fauxcahontas Sacagewarren.

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (joSBv)

84 I am making medical history here. I am a female, and I am experiencing priapasm!
Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 02:54 PM (vJ9tV)
----------------------------------------------------------
The girls can get priapasm too ya know.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 08, 2012 02:57 PM (jucos)

85 How 'bout a flaming skull with a headdress?

What's that, you say? That a single feather makes up 1/32 of a headdress?

Say no more, I fully understand. A single feather it shall be!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 08, 2012 02:58 PM (sC7Pf)

86 Looking forward to video of the crowd at the next Warren event--if there is a crowd. And an event.

Posted by: @ParisParamus at May 08, 2012 02:58 PM (DlrDR)

87 At this point Scott Walker just need to stay home and keep his mouth shut. This fuckin moonbat is doing all the work for him.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (eavT+)
------------------------------------------------------
Scott Walker is benefiting from this too?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (jucos)

88 >>a tough on immigration prosecutor

Wait, what?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (/kI1Q)

89 I ran "Elizabeth Warren" through an anagram thingy. Lots of good shit, including:

Bizarre Tale Hewn

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (G18kV)

90 The feather on the skull should be a chicken feather, to honor her injunness.

Posted by: maddogg at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (OlN4e)

91 At this point Scott Walker just need to stay home and keep his mouth shut. This fuckin moonbat is doing all the work for him.



Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (eavT+)



Youse got your elections all cornfused.....it's Scott Brown in Mass. Scott Walker is in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (X6akg)

92 omg....
Check out this cheesecake photo of Warren squatting on her desk-

http://tinyurl.com/83ffpgk


(gawd it takes you to harvard.edu--where they published this.)

Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (r2PLg)

93 elizabethdanceswithsomeoneelse'sprofessorship, is probably tearing up a little now.
besides a scholarship or a break or a position that she should not have gotten, Did she actually have any feelings for that person that might have actually benefited from the spot she stole?


Posted by: willow at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (TomZ9)

94 At this point Scott Walker just need to stay home and keep his mouth shut. This fuckin moonbat is doing all the work for him.


*****

Scott Brown....but we know what you meant

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (piMMO)

95 How do you say schaudenfreude in Cherokee?

Posted by: Citizen at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (Jlxyx)

96 WASPahontus!!!!!

Oh wait, I'm just anti-women

Posted by: Avi at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (Gx3Fe)

97 I guess when she was told her greatgrandmother has a little indian in her they weren't talking figuratively.

Posted by: thunderb at May 08, 2012 03:00 PM (Dnbau)

98 I know. Way, way off topic. Allergies must be kicking up:

http://tinyurl.com/7k37ux3

(website tinyurl banned?)

Posted by: CUS at May 08, 2012 03:00 PM (84pE9)

99
I am making medical history here. I am a female, and I am experiencing priapasm!

Me tellum you, white man iron horse bad medicine.

Posted by: Two Dogs F*cking at May 08, 2012 03:00 PM (d0Tfm)

100 Scott Brown ought to dress up like an old western cowboy at his next event. With side arms in a holster, and spurs.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 03:00 PM (bm4vI)

101 This is just getting better and better all the time.. the Bamster has got the gays and ultra-libs worked up into a lather (no pun intended) and he's hiding in the White House (more likely on the golf course).. then this Lizzy Warren stuff... what a bunch of maroons..

Now, we just gotta figure out a way for blacks and hispanics get all riled up with him..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2012 03:00 PM (f9c2L)

102 I'm looking at Half Breed Cher and I think if she were to smile to fast, her face would crack.

She's got that fixed-expression women get after the 4th or 5th lift. (think Joan Rivers)

Like a duck with short lips.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:01 PM (CP+yl)

103 When your challenger is shooting themselves with flaming arrows, don't stop them.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 03:01 PM (bm4vI)

104

When Ace starts beating on a woman politician, it’s not
pretty and it doesn’t end.



I’m starting to feel sorry for this Warren person.

Posted by: jwest at May 08, 2012 03:01 PM (ZDsRL)

105 Who was it that came up with Fauxcahontas?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 08, 2012 03:02 PM (pLTLS)

106 chi town, you'd think his throwing zimmermman into the proverbial racial bitter soup, and fast and furious would have done it.

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2012 03:02 PM (TomZ9)

107 Look for this little indian gal to maybe withdraw soon?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:02 PM (i6RpT)

108 There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody. You built a factory out there — good for you!

But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads the American Indian paid for. You hired workers the American Indian paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the American Indian paid for. You didn’t have to worry that American Indians would come and seize everything at your factory, and hire American Indians to protect against this, because of the work the American Indian did. Now look, you built a factory and it turned into something terrific, or a great idea — Great Spirit bless. Keep a big hunk of it.

But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the American Indian.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Esq. at May 08, 2012 03:02 PM (qndXR)

109 When Ace starts beating on a woman politician, it’s not

pretty and it doesn’t end.







I’m starting to feel sorry for this Warren person.


****

you must be joking.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:03 PM (piMMO)

110 Okay that might not be her desk and she isn't exactly squatting but the pose is still weird.

Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 03:03 PM (r2PLg)

111 When Ace starts beating on a woman politician, it’s not pretty and it doesn’t end. ^^^
My joke-a-meter is off a bit. Is this comment for real??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 08, 2012 03:03 PM (pLTLS)

112 Allergies must be kicking up:

Mine, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:03 PM (8y9MW)

113 Me thinks no amount of wampum donations will get Chief Fat Ass Warren out of trouble.

Posted by: mpfs at May 08, 2012 03:03 PM (iYbLN)

114 Not me. She brought this on herself.

Hoist on her own petard.

(which by the way was actually an explosive device)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:03 PM (CP+yl)

115 You want to taste properly cooked dog?
You get yourself to a Powow.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 08, 2012 03:04 PM (2DMyF)

116
When Ace starts beating on a woman politician, it’s not
pretty and it doesn’t end.



I’m starting to feel sorry for this Warren person.<<<<<

Do your trick, pony. And then go away.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 08, 2012 03:04 PM (X9FKq)

117 The Harvard Law School prof was campaigning on the North Shore last Saturday while Harvard’s Native American Program filled Radcliffe Yard with Native American singers, dancers and drummers.

It's probably just as well. I'll bet that frumpy white bitch probably looks like shit in a feather headdress and a loincloth.

Posted by: Cicero at May 08, 2012 03:04 PM (QKKT0)

118 OT, but this latest terrorism bust reminds me of Man on Fire.

I mean, did they watch that movie and go HEY! A suppository bomb!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:04 PM (piMMO)

119 Shit if truth be known I wish I was smart enough to lie like a sack of shit when I was applying for stuff.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:04 PM (i6RpT)

120 Since she lied to get preferential treatment and I surmise cut rate tuition and fees, can she not be charged with fraud?

Posted by: maddogg at May 08, 2012 03:04 PM (OlN4e)

121 I don't believe Warren got anything close to what Palin and family experienced from the left.

if we hit that mark maybe i will be shamed.

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2012 03:05 PM (TomZ9)

122 When Ace starts beating on a woman politician, it’s not
pretty and it doesn’t end.


Uh, you might want to check out who wrote the post before climbing astride your destrier there, dipshit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 03:05 PM (G18kV)

123 Lizzy Warren's ancestry
Has a touch of Cherokee.
At least that's what her law school said;
But she's another kind of "red."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:05 PM (4df7R)

124 "The Trail of Tears, Warren. You own it."
But on the other hand, I hear John "Two-Americas" Edwards is single now!

*tee-hee!*

Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg at May 08, 2012 03:05 PM (y67bA)

125 Eat bow wow at the Pow wow.

There's a campaign slogan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (CP+yl)

126 I listed myself as a native American and still didn't get invited to one fucking luncheon. Not even for beef jerky, which I understand Indians eat lots of.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (QKKT0)

127 Tosh.0 opened the show a few days ago with a man telling his half-nude child to go "tea bag" mommy. She, lying on the floor, was promptly tea bagged.
I thought both I, and the mother, were going to vomit. The audience didn't sound too damned comfortable either.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 02:51 PM (piMMO)

-------

They showed a little boy putting his balls into his sleeping mommy's mouth? ....AmI reading this right? .....Sorry, I don't watch that show, so I wouldn't know.

Telling a child to "teabag" anyone seems like 'lewd behavior with a minor'....at the very least.

Posted by: wheatie at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (g4NO6)

128 The Cherokee removal left many half bloods behind who intermarried and changed their names to white names becoming white folks who tanned well, They became Mexican immigrants and even Italian's in order to stay on their own land.
The hard corps Tribal affiliated Cherokee Of course were removed with the Eastern band hiding in the Mountains of North Carolina.
Near here we have Creek/Muskogee from the Macintosh days after William signed over Creek lands in Ga. for a place along the Chattahoochee river in Whitesburg Ga. now a Park. Pow wows are held there and the descendents of the Macintosh mixed bloods live all around the area. To say you have Indian blood is most likely correct. To have black blood also is a fact.

Posted by: HEP-T at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (BvUa+)

129 Has a touch of Cherokee.

And not the good kind.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (CP+yl)

130 Uh, you might want to check out who wrote the post before climbing astride your destrier there, dipshit.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 03:05 PM (G18kV)

Hey they both begin with 'A"

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (i6RpT)

131 Okay that might not be her desk and she isn't exactly squatting but the pose is still weird.


*****

It is a very unprofessional, and lacks seriousness. Things you might want to see when you're dropping >$200k on junior's education.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (piMMO)

132 FYI, in case any of you think this is a sideshow issue -- it isn't. Elizabeth Warren had no real qualifications to be a professor at Harvard Law School. She went to a third-rate law school, a school that has never placed a single graduate on the HLS faculty. It's not provable until the HLS people finally spill, but it's pretty easy to conclude that "Fauxcahontas" was hired primarily because HLS believed her bullshit about being a Native American, and they proudly listed her as a minority faculty member for years.

Had she been turned down by HLS, she would never have had the credential to launch her career a a consumer advocate and bank-basher. She would be living in some other state and not even be thinking abut running for a U.S. Senate seat.

So yeah, this is a big f'ing deal.

Posted by: rockmom at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (NYnoe)

133 My joke-a-meter is off a bit. Is this comment for real??

I suspect real. IIRC, jwest has decided that Ace directing the occasional pointed criticism at Palin (when she was in the news more often) means that he doesn't like the politicians with the girl parts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (8y9MW)

134 willow - his problem is he has no accomplishments to talk about.. and no agenda for fixing this economy.. so they concentrate on all this other crap to distract us and it just backfires.. lol.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (f9c2L)

135
It's probably just as well. I'll bet that frumpy white bitch probably looks like shit in a feather headdress and a loincloth.

Horse walking away look better.

Posted by: Two Dogs F*cking at May 08, 2012 03:07 PM (d0Tfm)

136 Is this a good time to mention I'm about 1/32nd non-nickle/iron metallic content?

Posted by: SMOD 2012 - Impact for America at May 08, 2012 03:08 PM (GBXon)

137 I know jwest has a continual hard-on for Palin but this is retarded; even for his standards.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 08, 2012 03:08 PM (pLTLS)

138 Yikes... I am reading on twitter that the elderly are really showing up to vote today ... for Lugar.
If Murdock wins, I dont think it will be by 10 points.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 03:09 PM (DGIjM)

139 1/32nd breed, that's all I ever heard
1/32nd breed, how I learned to hate the word.....

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 08, 2012 03:09 PM (aZAMe)

140 Man next open thread-

allergy remedies and/ or defenses.

Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 03:09 PM (r2PLg)

141 I bet her face is red.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 08, 2012 03:09 PM (K3L8C)

142 Never underestimate the retarded limits of a Moron.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:10 PM (CP+yl)

143 allergy remedies and/ or defenses.

Not reading articles like the one linked in that comment might help.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:10 PM (8y9MW)

144 I’m starting to feel sorry for this Warren person.

Posted by: jwest at May 08, 2012 03:01 PM (ZDsR

Oh don't she is worth about 14 million, collected big counsulting fees being a HAHVARD LAW PROF. She lied to get there but it doesn't bother her, as she is without shame. So there is nothing to feel sorry as she had no trouble being a liar.

Posted by: hey teacher at May 08, 2012 03:11 PM (5+Fw+)

145 >> Who was it that came up with Fauxcahontas?

The first place I saw it was in the #ElizabethWarrenIndianNames hashtag game on Twitter. It seems to have stuck like a well-aimed arrow.

Posted by: Andy at May 08, 2012 03:11 PM (5Rurq)

146 Who was it that came up with Fauxcahontas?

Iowahawk, I think.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2012 03:11 PM (tqwMN)

147 You know, I've seen pictures of her, there is a good chance she's already eaten Crow...

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2012 03:11 PM (2DMyF)

148 It is a very unprofessional, and lacks seriousness. Things you might want to see when you're dropping >$200k on junior's education.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:06 PM (piMMO)

***********

Thanks, Niedermeyer--I thought it was just me.

Here's the other thing--supposedly they are all about women being taken seriously and then she poses like that.

Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 03:11 PM (r2PLg)

149 They showed a little boy putting his balls into his sleeping mommy's
mouth? ....AmI reading this right? .....Sorry, I don't watch that show,
so I wouldn't know.



Telling a child to "teabag" anyone seems like 'lewd behavior with a minor'....at the very least.

****

Mom was laying down and the kid came up from behind her and squatted down over her face.


Just found the clip and can now see he was wearing a blue diaper. STILL!!!!! Who the hell teaches that to their toddler?!

http://bit.ly/ArizOS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:12 PM (piMMO)

150 so sorry for this lady probally felling pretty bad about how she had

a indian granma but now she knowing her granma was probally just a

lying about other stuff to just becase a old lady looks nice she can still

may be was a skank when she was a normal age person

#JusticeForStamvell

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at May 08, 2012 03:12 PM (+lsX1)

151 107 Look for this little indian gal to maybe withdraw soon?

Yep, that's what I'm wondering. The Dems would have no problem pulling a Torricelli here. What gives me hope is.....is Warren the BEST the the Dems can dredge up at this time? They might do better running Ted Kennedy's engristled head...or even Jose Canseco's.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 08, 2012 03:12 PM (YmPwQ)

152 Yikes... I am reading on twitter that the elderly are really showing up to vote today ... for Lugar.
^^^
I switched my Dad's vote this morning right before he left for the polls. He was sitting on the fence (of not voting for not voting for either as he dislikes both). He hates Lugar but really doesn't think Mourdock can win either.
I didn't have to cajole him much. I said 'what turned you'? He said "I forgot he was a Rhodes Scholar"

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 08, 2012 03:12 PM (pLTLS)

153 And this is why we're anti-intellectual, eh? Because we don't kow-tow to bogus intelligentsia bullshit, see also the current scandal over the Chronicles Higher Ed blogger that criticized idiotic black phd topics.

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (QxSug)

154 Geez. I'm finding cutting down a democrat to the horseshit pile that they are is fun. AND quite entertaining. The "right" is finally catching on.

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (uXiyY)

155 You know, I've seen pictures of her, there is a good chance she's already eaten Crow...


****

I have either Crow or Chickasaw in me. My grandfather tried to tell me about it when I was young and didn't give a crap. Now I wish I knew.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (piMMO)

156 143 allergy remedies and/ or defenses.

Not reading articles like the one linked in that comment might help.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:10 PM (8y9MW)

**************

Seriously. I'm of to go Neti-pot.

Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (r2PLg)

157 @138

Wasn't Lugar airing some kind of Mourdock throwing Granny off the cliff commercial? Sounds like it's working.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (aZAMe)

158 When Ace starts beating on a woman politician, it’s not

pretty and it doesn’t end.
I’m starting to feel sorry for this Warren person.
Posted by: jwest


Oooh, poor butthurt baby. There, there, jwest. Just grab your Palin binkie and lie down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (ebPtk)

159 History and karma are stone cold bitches. Warren has been claiming to be some miniscule percentage of American Indian and then it turns out one of her ancestors was directly involved in the Trail of Tears.

Posted by: Penfold at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (1PeEC)

160 Though I have blonde hair and blue eyes ... still a red man deep inside.



Or something like that.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Dances with Weasels" Warren at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (5uH94)

161 It's just a little non-white lie.

Posted by: nickless at May 08, 2012 03:14 PM (MMC8r)

162 Geez. I'm finding cutting down a democrat to the horseshit pile that they are is fun. AND quite entertaining. The "right" is finally catching on.
Posted by: Soona

Alinsky said that about using ridicule.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 03:14 PM (VndSC)

163 ...in the back of a Subaru.
With a 'Free Leonard Peltier' bumper-sticker on it.
In the overflow parking lot at a Lilith Fair Show.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2012 03:14 PM (2DMyF)

164 I don't feel sorry for her holier than thou self appointed overseer of the righteous and holy and keeper of the keys to the ark of what's right for America who then turns out to be a lying ass bitch who's qualification consist mostly of having succeeded in being a lying ass bitch.

What payroll did she ever meet? What product deadline with huge penalties for failure did she ever meet?

I will give this to Mitt; he at least ran a business and made money which ain't easy no matter how many advantages you start with.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:14 PM (CP+yl)

165 If you want to get on the Democrat primary ballot for US Senate, all you have to do is gather 10,000 signatures and get them submitted in the next hour and 45 minutes.

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at May 08, 2012 03:14 PM (O6q63)

166 Wasn't Lugar airing some kind of Mourdock throwing Granny off the cliff commercial? Sounds like it's working.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (aZAMe)

Yep, right out of the democrat playbook. Murdock will take your SS away!
Stupid.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 03:15 PM (DGIjM)

167 91 At this point Scott Walker just need to stay home and keep his mouth shut. This fuckin moonbat is doing all the work for him. Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 02:56 PM (eavT+)Youse got your elections all cornfused.....it's Scott Brown in Mass. Scott Walker is in Wisconsin.
Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2012 02:59 PM (X6akg)
**
****
Screw you guys ScottWalker is my ideal composite candidate....yeah thats it.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 08, 2012 03:15 PM (eavT+)

168 Harvard, which refuses to comment on whether Warren is the person listed as their sole Native American professor

Might I recommend lookign at the rest of Harvard's faculty and seeing if any of THEM have ever identified themselves as "Native Americans?" If the answer is no, then yes, she is. I realize Harvard has a lot of profs, but I'm sure an enterprising young reporter out there could look at when Harvard first started boasting about their "Native American" faculty member, then look at the professors who were there at the time who are still there today, and extrapolate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:15 PM (4df7R)

169 Maybe she is part Cher-o-kee. That crazy psycho Tweeting kind.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 03:16 PM (VndSC)

170 that ancestry.com can be a real bitch huh...

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 08, 2012 03:16 PM (OisKx)

171
153 And this is why we're anti-intellectual, eh? Because we don't kow-tow to bogus intelligentsia bullshit, see also the current scandal over the Chronicles Higher Ed blogger that criticized idiotic black phd topics.
Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (QxSug)


THAT is a fucking ridiculous story. I hope whoever fired her gets shitcanned themselves for being world class assholes.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:17 PM (4df7R)

172 "I forgot he was a Rhodes Scholar"
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 08, 2012 03:12 PM (pLTLS)
hahaha.

My mom has been solidly Murdock but yesterday said... 'I hate for Indiana to lose that much experience'.
UGH.
So I am not sure who she is voting for.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 03:17 PM (DGIjM)

173 158
When Ace starts beating on a woman politician, it’s not


pretty and it doesn’t end.

I’m starting to feel sorry for this Warren person.

Posted by: jwest




Bullshit. She knew exactly what she was doing: LYING. She got caught. Why treat her any different than a man? You want to be treated equally, here ya go. Politics is full contact sport. Stop your bitching. Don't believe for one minute she plays nice with her opponent.

Posted by: mpfs at May 08, 2012 03:17 PM (iYbLN)

174
154 Geez. I'm finding cutting down a democrat to the horseshit pile that they are is fun. AND quite entertaining. The "right" is finally catching on.
Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (uXiyY)


Breitbart is here!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:17 PM (4df7R)

175 OK, so I just got here, but reading this is such sweet relief from the usual liberal fuckupery that is the news. I mean, it is fuckupery, yes. It's just that it's so much fun when it's so mockable by ALL sides.

The hits just keep on comin' with this squaw.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 08, 2012 03:18 PM (GK5EN)

176 2
Oh and foist!1



3rd time to day!!!1



Do I get an award? A button? An attaboy? How about a FOAD?



Anybody?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:35 PM (CP+yl)



We can get you an award, but we can't get you a life.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 08, 2012 03:18 PM (61yvg)

177 I'm sure an enterprising young reporter out there could look at when Harvard first started boasting about their "Native American" faculty member, then look at the professors who were there at the time who are still there today, and extrapolate.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:15 PM (4df7R)


I thought I read the other day that someone did that and you know what the answer to that is

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:19 PM (i6RpT)

178
I've got pirate blood in me. Does that mean I go around saying "Arrrr," all the time?
(ThoughI have been known to grab booty on occasion...)

Posted by: Warthog at May 08, 2012 03:19 PM (WDySP)

179 You act like this is a big deal, Ace.

The only bar Elizabeth Warren has to meet for the idiot voters of Massachusetts is "Did she kill anyone, and, if she did, does she have a plausible explanation. Like 'I can't remember, I was too drunk and scared."

That's a rather low bar, if I do say so myself.

(no offense to the non-idiot conservative voters of MA, of course).

Posted by: blindside at May 08, 2012 03:19 PM (x7g7t)

180 "but I'm sure an enterprising young reporter out there"

Well, see, there's your problem right there.

You still believe reporters are still trying to . . . report.

Nope it's all about the meme, the story, the agenda, the preconceived notion. Truth or facts are inimical to a journalist's career.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:19 PM (CP+yl)

181 Just found the clip and can now see he was wearing a blue diaper. STILL!!!!! Who the hell teaches that to their toddler?!
http://bit.ly/ArizOS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:12 PM (piMMO)

---------

That is some sick, twisted shit right there. ....How gross. ...Those parents should have Child Protective Services called on their asses. ....The mother was in on it....she was laughing about it.

Posted by: wheatie at May 08, 2012 03:20 PM (g4NO6)

182 They might do better running Ted Kennedy's engristled head...or even Jose Canseco's.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 08, 2012 03:12 PM (YmPwQ)


shhh...don't give them any ideas! Centerfold Scotty wouldn't have a lick of a chance against Jose Head's brilliant versage.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2012 03:21 PM (jm/9g)

183 Here you go, Ace:

AUTHENTIC ANCESTOR SKULL

http://tinyurl.com/7pzowza

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 08, 2012 03:21 PM (OViMZ)

184 Oh.

Sorry. I thought I filled in the box marked "Scandi".

Never mind.

Posted by: betty warren at May 08, 2012 03:21 PM (nU/dt)

185 I used to be an honorary native american, until I took an arrow to my credibility.

Posted by: fb at May 08, 2012 03:21 PM (JVEmw)

186 Experience just means having gotten away with doing the same thing for 36 years.

Doesn't confer any aura of being correct or the best thing to do.

Yes Lugar did some good things but look at him now. Doesn't he remind of the old guy at the check out who seems confused about what he's there for and who he is and moves at a snail's pace?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:22 PM (CP+yl)

187 Oh for Petes sake.. my parents voted Lugar.

My mom' felt sorry' for him.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 03:22 PM (DGIjM)

188 I've got pirate blood in me. Does that mean I go around saying "Arrrr," all the time?(ThoughI have been known to grab booty on occasion...)
Posted by: Warthog at May 08, 2012 03:19 PM (WDySP)


My "family lore" claims that I have pirate in my ancestry, too. And a search of my last name brings up LOTS of results in Australia...

You know what that means. I've got badass ancestral street cred. Just like Mitt "Criminal Mischief in the Hizouse" Romney.

Represent.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:23 PM (4df7R)

189 Also as Indian as Elizabeth Warren: L.L. Bean moccasins. Because moccasin.

Posted by: Andy at May 08, 2012 03:23 PM (5Rurq)

190 You act like this is a big deal, Ace.

The only bar Elizabeth Warren has to meet for the idiot voters of Massachusetts is "Did she kill anyone, and, if she did, does she have a plausible explanation. Like 'I can't remember, I was too drunk and scared."

That's a rather low bar, if I do say so myself.

(no offense to the non-idiot conservative voters of MA, of course).
Posted by: blindside at May 08, 2012 03:19 PM (x7g7t)


Yeah maybe but remember no one really wants to make jokes about a death but this shit, the jokes just write themselves. And as long as the jokes are about the woo woo girl, nobody is really gonna be listening to her. In many cases in Mass it just might be better to be a drunk and a cad than a joke

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:23 PM (i6RpT)

191 Shouldn't Harvard be outraged?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 08, 2012 03:24 PM (AWmfW)

192 I say this as a man who can feel the hot breath of the young on my neck: if you get to old, you get slow and if you get slow, the herd will trample you into the dirt.

Accept it gracefully and retire and get out of the way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:24 PM (CP+yl)

193

But what about all the roads, bridges, schools, parks, lakes, police, firefighters,that she, by means of her oppressedAmerican Indian ancestors, built for RICH WHITE PEOPLE???

Litle known fact, she's also Chinese, on her Dad's side, so she was also oppressed there too, with the Chinese who built our roads, bridges, schools, parks, lakes, police, firefighters, trains, railways and things.

SHE IS BEING OPPRESSED GODDAMIT AND NONE OF YOU CARE!!!

Posted by: rev dr e buzz bunny at May 08, 2012 03:24 PM (tcSZb)

194 128 To say you have Indian blood is most likely correct.

There are many, many people in this country who have at least 1/32nd Native American blood in them (myself included). I find it particularly amazing that Warren turns out to not even have a single drop in her.

Posted by: wooga at May 08, 2012 03:24 PM (vjyZP)

195 173 Bullshit. She knew exactly
what she was doing: LYING. She got caught. Why treat her any different
than a man? You want to be treated equally, here ya go. Politics is full
contact sport. Stop your bitching. Don't believe for one minute she
plays nice with her opponent.
Posted by: mpfs at May 08, 2012 03:17 PM (iYbLN)


Exactly! Pound her for this blatant and self-serving lie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 08, 2012 03:24 PM (HmCnI)

196 Ugh.. I got the whole... "You are too young to remember the great Mayor Lugar was' ... yadda yadda

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 03:24 PM (DGIjM)

197 Yep, right out of the democrat playbook. Murdock will take your SS away! Stupid.

I'm pretty sure it's math that's going to do that. That and when Gen X tells their parents to go fuck themselves for not saving for retirement. brb throwing kerosene on the generational war fire

Posted by: alexthechick at May 08, 2012 03:25 PM (VtjlW)

198 Nope it's all about the meme, the story, the agenda, the preconceived notion. Truth or facts are inimical to a journalist's career.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:19 PM (CP+yl)


Mm, very true.

Okay. An enterprising young BLOGGER then. Or even an enterprising OLD blogger. An enterprising middle-aged blogger with an otherwise empty schedule who's got nothing better to do while sitting around all day, pantsless and marinating in Valu-Rite.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:25 PM (4df7R)

199 You know who also lied about being Indians? The Tea Partiers!!!!!111!11!eleventy!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 08, 2012 03:25 PM (61yvg)

200 x


****

If I am reading the the chart in the 2010 Diversity Report correctly, Harvard had 4 Native-Americans on faculty in 2010. How long has she been at Harward, because they only had 1 Native-American Indian for the 2003-2004 and 2004-2005 years.

Here's the report: http://bit.ly/l2DhZ9

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:26 PM (piMMO)

201 … but .. but the “Trail of Tears” was built by everybody with our tax dollars .. yada yada yada .. Amen

Posted by: Geronimo Warren at May 08, 2012 03:26 PM (e8kgV)

202 Off to do some work. See ya all on the returns thread.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 03:26 PM (DGIjM)

203 Well, I'll be!, dip a feather in a pudding cup and call it macaroni.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2012 03:27 PM (0VxrB)

204 Trail of tears --- she might as well be a republican

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 03:27 PM (WkuV6)

205 Ss could be solvent tomorrow by raising the retirement age to 68 and limiting beneficiaries who have no or low current income.

Too many with lots of money taking their SS "because I paid for it" but would be quite comfortable without it.
Greedy jackholes.

Leave it for the folks who need it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:27 PM (CP+yl)

206
Check this out.

This weekend was Oklahoma City
weekend on Cspan BookTV and they were interviewing Michael Lovegrove
author of "A Nation In Transition" about the Indian tribes in Oklahoma.
He was talking about the role of a specific OK law firm around 1900 in
putting lots of unqualified people on the ancestry rolls of the Cherokee and
Chickasaw nations, specifically to steal land assigned to Indian
Territory. I couldn't help thinking about Warren and her OK Cherokee
heritage. Wouldn't it be hilarious if her "heritage" was ginned up by
her ancestors specifically to defraud the Cherokees out of land over 100
years ago?

Link to the Cspan interview via my name.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 03:27 PM (ofIpS)

207 There are many, many people in this country who have at least 1/32nd
Native American blood in them (myself included). I find it particularly
amazing that Warren turns out to not even have a single drop in her.


*****

to hear my grandparents tell it, I am an utter mutt: Scottish, American Indian, German, Irish. I don't know what else.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:28 PM (piMMO)

208 My "family lore" claims that I have pirate in my ancestry, too.

My family lore is that the first of my line joined up with pirates after they captured his boat in the early 1700s, and then he settled in PA. Hooray for traitorous cabin boys!

Posted by: wooga at May 08, 2012 03:28 PM (vjyZP)

209 @NDH -- According to Wikipedia, Lizzy started at Harvard in 1992 as a Visiting Professor, then became full-time in 1995.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:28 PM (4df7R)

210 So are we being racist or sexist by questioning her heritage? I need to know, I have a racist and sexist quota to fullfill

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 08, 2012 03:29 PM (C2//T)

211 that's limiting beneficiaries to those with low or no income.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:29 PM (CP+yl)

212 183 Here you go, Ace:
AUTHENTIC ANCESTOR SKULL
http://tinyurl.com/7pzowza

Posted by: The Mega Independantat May 08, 2012 03:21 PM (OViMZ)

--------

Woah. ....That is perfect! ....Nicely done. Ace should scarf that up and use it.

Posted by: wheatie at May 08, 2012 03:29 PM (g4NO6)

213 Hell, he probably raped some of them - so there might be a part Cherokee distant cousin she could have looked up.

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 03:29 PM (WkuV6)

214 ADAHY: Native American Cherokee name meaning "lives in the woods."

Posted by: Geronimo Warren at May 08, 2012 03:29 PM (e8kgV)

215 @NDH -- According to Wikipedia, Lizzy started at Harvard in 1992 as a Visiting Professor, then became full-time in 1995.



****
Then, was she the lone Native-American listed in their diversity report? Imma guess "Yes."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:29 PM (piMMO)

216 This is awful!

She should have to give full-bloods like me blowjobs for life as compensation.

Posted by: ward 'hard on the beaver last night' churchill at May 08, 2012 03:30 PM (nU/dt)

217 Dear Penthouse forum... you won't believe this but...

There I was, as part of the militia moving Indians to their new reservation, when I first saw her, the Cherokee Princess Smoking Beaver...

Posted by: Great Granpappy Warren at May 08, 2012 03:30 PM (lZBBB)

218 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: People who yell "Geronimo" when they're skydiving.

Posted by: Andy at May 08, 2012 03:30 PM (5Rurq)

219 199
You know who also lied about being Indians? The Tea Partiers!!!!!111!11!eleventy!!!



LOL

Posted by: wooga at May 08, 2012 03:30 PM (vjyZP)

220 She's got nothing to squawk about. Scott is the real brown man in the race.

Posted by: Cricket at May 08, 2012 03:30 PM (DrC22)

221 "Shelly Lowe, executive director of Harvard University's Native American Program (HUNAP), told Breitbart News today that U.S. Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren had not, to her knowledge, participated in the program's events while Warren was a professor at Harvard."

HAHAHA... someone from Breitbart's office picked up a phone, called and got some answers.

You'd think anyone could be a journalist these days.

Posted by: Contributor X at May 08, 2012 03:31 PM (xyD9j)

222 Andrewsdad:

Bing you've won the trifecta you're racist, sexist and by asking a question about quotas are extremist.

Please collect your "I am a H8tr" button on your way out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:31 PM (CP+yl)

223 My mom' felt sorry' for him.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 03:22 PM (DGIjM)


You have got to be f'ing kidding me.

Sometimes I question the wisdom of the women's suffrage amendment.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:31 PM (lLvOZ)

224 So are we being racist or sexist by questioning her heritage? I need to know, I have a racist and sexist quota to fullfill

I think this is a twofer.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 08, 2012 03:31 PM (VtjlW)

225 I'm half drunk. What does that get me?

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at May 08, 2012 03:31 PM (nU/dt)

226 >> I think this is a twofer.

#WarOnSquaws

Posted by: Andy at May 08, 2012 03:32 PM (5Rurq)

227 I'll say this about Lizzy - at least she was a real Professor. {ahem}

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 08, 2012 03:32 PM (OViMZ)

228 >>So are we being racist or sexist by questioning her heritage?

Yes.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 08, 2012 03:32 PM (/kI1Q)

229 My family lore is that the first of my line joined up with pirates after they captured his boat in the early 1700s, and then he settled in PA. Hooray for traitorous cabin boys!
Posted by: wooga at May 08, 2012 03:28 PM (vjyZP)


lol!

Mine is that my ancestor caroused around with Blackbeard for a few years, looting and pillaging, etc, and eventually was "hung on the docks at Bristol" for being a pirate. So not such a happy story as yours. But still, it's a neat ice breaker at parties.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:32 PM (4df7R)

230 "Now, it's pretty obvious that people in the stands at a Braves game doing the "tomahawk chop" are as Indian as Elizabeth Warren"

This is why I love this blog...

-J
@gone_galt

Posted by: I'm just joshin... at May 08, 2012 03:32 PM (I65om)

231 Election night, Elizabeth Warren campaign headquarters will be known as "Nu na da ul tsun yi"—“the Place Where They Cried”.

Posted by: Geronimo Warren at May 08, 2012 03:32 PM (e8kgV)

232 I'm sure I've got Viking blood in my genes.

Do I get a boat and a helmet now?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:33 PM (CP+yl)

233
Sometimes I question the wisdom of the women's suffrage amendment.

*****

Please tell me you the saw the "Suffrage" bit on The Man Show.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:33 PM (piMMO)

234
But, but, but... HIGH CHEEKBONES, people!

Posted by: Lizzie Fauxcahontas Banjo at May 08, 2012 03:34 PM (HmCnI)

235 Qully-Mammoth's comments on the Beitbart site need highlighting. Her bullshit claim for racial preference (university hiring) was based off of her ancestors bullshit claim for racial preference (land in Oklahoma)

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 03:34 PM (WkuV6)

236 You have got to be f'ing kidding me. Sometimes I question the wisdom of the women's suffrage amendment.
Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:31 PM (lLvOZ)

---------------------------------------------

Ever since I was privy to a conversation of five women and who they were going to vote for and why, I've been questioning that amendment also. And this was 30 years ago.

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:35 PM (uXiyY)

237 It is true (at least in my personal and private world) that women seem to be most likely to vote for those "feel good causes" that cost a lot of money for little benefit to the economy or our security.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:35 PM (CP+yl)

238 My ancestors were monkeys who touched the black monolith and started killing all the tapirs.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at May 08, 2012 03:35 PM (QKKT0)

239 I'll say this about Lizzy - at least she was a real Professor. {ahem}
Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 08, 2012 03:32 PM (OViMZ)

$350k a year to teach ONE class. And to give Harvard another "minority professor" to brag about.

Obama may have been an affirmative-action hire at Chicago, but at least he wasn't lying about being part black.

Posted by: rockmom at May 08, 2012 03:35 PM (aBlZ1)

240 Regarding social security... will I need it, NO. Because I am responsible enough to be planning for my own retirement. Will I take it? Abso-fucking-lutely. You force me, by the power of law, to throw decades worth of my hard earn money into a shit hole then you better damn well believe I am going to take anything I am entitled to that is left when I retire.

But I will make you one offer... I will let the government keep anything that is mine on one condition, I, a 48 year old, am allowed to opt out of this immoral program.

Deal?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 08, 2012 03:35 PM (C2//T)

241 You'd think anyone could be a journalist these days.

Posted by: Contributor X at May 08, 2012 03:31 PM (xyD9j)

On that note... It seems that bloggers are not considered Journalists by the Court, and so have less Legal Protections than other news outlets...

I think we need to fix this and start a "newspaper" where we can take PAY bloggers a $1.00 or even $.01 'salary'.. thus making them profesional Journalists... and thus moving them to the Legal Level of the Press.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2012 03:35 PM (lZBBB)

242 So you're saying that anyone that votes for this posing bitch is a certified idiot.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 08, 2012 03:36 PM (UpwlP)

243
235 Qully-Mammoth's comments on the Beitbart site need highlighting. Her bullshit claim for racial preference (university hiring) was based off of her ancestors bullshit claim for racial preference (land in Oklahoma)
Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 03:34 PM (WkuV6)


See, this is what I was figuring. What other reason would someone in the 19th century have for claiming Native American blood? It's not like it was the most racially inclusive era or anything. Hasn't anyone seen Far and Away?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:36 PM (4df7R)

244 It is true (at least in my personal and private world) that women seem
to be most likely to vote for those "feel good causes" that cost a lot
of money for little benefit to the economy or our security.


****

Perhaps that is true of young women going their idealistic phase, but the mature women I know vote Rep.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:36 PM (piMMO)

245 Any male who watches The View and The Talk who doesn't question giving women the vote should have to turn in their man card.

Question, I said.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:36 PM (CP+yl)

246

When the Boston Herald is calling the Democrat candidate "Fauxcahontas," it's really over.


Posted by: imp at May 08, 2012 03:36 PM (UaxA0)

247 My mom is a virgin so I have no ancestors.

Posted by: Juan Epstein at May 08, 2012 03:37 PM (0VxrB)

248 I think we need to fix this and start a "newspaper" where we can take
PAY bloggers a $1.00 or even $.01 'salary'.. thus making them
profesional Journalists... and thus moving them to the Legal Level of
the Press.


There are places already doing this, actually. I'll be writing opinion for one starting next Monday, actually (I'll post a link once the site goes live).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:37 PM (8y9MW)

249 Please tell me you the saw the "Suffrage" bit on The Man Show.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:33 PM (piMMO)

Why no! I haven't. I will look it up.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:37 PM (lLvOZ)

250
Fauxcahontas Warren's Family Lore Is In Heap Big Trouble
--------

How.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 08, 2012 03:38 PM (C8hzL)

251 Andy - you didn't mention the likely reason William Crawford listed his mother as Cherokee - it was a fraud to enable his ownership of land restricted to Indians or the descendants of indians.

Posted by: SarahW at May 08, 2012 03:38 PM (LYwCh)

252 What was she hired to teach, casino management?

Posted by: nickless at May 08, 2012 03:39 PM (MMC8r)

253 Sssh no tears...only dreams now.
http://images.wikia.com/gyropedia/images/a/ae/1327975673381.jpg

Posted by: Derpman at May 08, 2012 03:39 PM (ugph5)

254 See, there's the problem.

Us older men don't meet/interact with too many younger females so we only see the generation we grew up with. The ones who burned their bras and marched for abortion and against the draft.

the ones who think the ERA is a good idea. Who equate a secretary working inside behind a desk with a lineman up a pole handling 10kv in the rain and snow and should be paid the same.

THAT kind of woman.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:39 PM (CP+yl)

255
232 I'm sure I've got Viking blood in my genes. Do I get a boat and a helmet now?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:33 PM (CP+yl)


No but if you do get them on your own you are permitted to sack the coastal towns in England.

Posted by: buzzion at May 08, 2012 03:39 PM (GULKT)

256 When the Boston Herald is calling the Democrat candidate "Fauxcahontas," it's really over.


No. When the GLOBE does it's over.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:40 PM (CP+yl)

257 I think we need to fix this and start a "newspaper" where we can take
PAY bloggers a $1.00 or even $.01 'salary'.. thus making them
profesional Journalists... and thus moving them to the Legal Level of
the Press.

Is a Moron Horde anything like a tribe? Cause then we can pay them in hobo pelts and valurite.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 08, 2012 03:40 PM (tf9Ne)

258 Until this bitch is panhandling on the street corner, broke and homeless, actions have no consequences for liberals and she'll be further proof of that.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 08, 2012 03:40 PM (UK9cE)

259 Then again, there's my FIL who picks his political view points just to get along with his co-workers and other friends. He claims to vote Republican but he always reliably argues the Dem/liberal squish side of any argument.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:40 PM (lLvOZ)

260 225
I'm half drunk. What does that get me?


Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at May 08, 2012 03:31 PM (nU/dt)

Through another day, evidently.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 08, 2012 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

261 I am 1/32nd bored with this story

The other 31/32nd finds it very entertaining.

Do I get some special status for that?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 08, 2012 03:41 PM (OWjjx)

262 But, but, I just saw an interview today where Fauxahontas was telling us all about the wonderful stories her grandparents told her parents about their rich Indian heritage with the high cheekbones and such!
Now we find those stories were about driving Indians along the Trail Of Tears!
Those must have been some funny stories of squaws and their babies walking for hundreds of miles with nothing but what they could carry on their backs!
Ahhh, good times in the Warren family!
I thought she was a phoney anyway. More so when the story first broke.
Now I know she's a conniving liberal bitch!

Posted by: Nick Shaw at May 08, 2012 03:42 PM (7NMb6)

263 the ones who think the ERA is a good idea. Who equate a secretary working inside behind a desk with a lineman up a pole handling 10kv in the rain and snow and should be paid the same. THAT kind of woman.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:39 PM (CP+yl)

---------------------------------------------

I'm not sure. Is the secretary hawt?

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:42 PM (uXiyY)

264 Huge gristle-encased news update. Jose Canseco is now playing for the Worcester Tornadoes, a team in the independent Can-Am league. MA morons should go see him play at the same place Ted Williams had his first at bat in Massachusetts (something like that, Bing TW at Holy Cross for details). I saw Izzy Alcantarra there, and just about every team has an ex-major leaguer on the coaching staff. Good baseball, wood bats.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 03:42 PM (hiMsy)

265 I left my campaign at wounded knee.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at May 08, 2012 03:42 PM (0VxrB)

266 >> Andy - you didn't mention the likely reason William Crawford listed his
mother as Cherokee - it was a fraud to enable his ownership of land
restricted to Indians or the descendants of indians.

So you're saying it runs in the family?

Posted by: Andy at May 08, 2012 03:42 PM (5Rurq)

267 Do I get some special status for that?

1/32 a smack to the head?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:42 PM (8y9MW)

268 I'm not sure. Is the secretary hawt?
Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:42 PM (uXiyY)

It's Administrative Assistant. Come on!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:42 PM (lLvOZ)

269 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: Those who know how to use the "arrow" tool in Microsoft Word.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 03:43 PM (VndSC)

270 OT

I didn't check upthread, but did anyone else see the Tammy Bruce / National Review post about that rat bastard DoJ funding a group headed by felon scrunt Bernadine Dohrn ?

http://is.gd/MtJtcm

Posted by: Waveguide, long time Lurker. I hope nobody else uses this name. at May 08, 2012 03:43 PM (u5ozF)

271 She once called someone as kemosabe. If that doesn't make her 1/32 Injun nothing will

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2012 03:43 PM (1Jaio)

272
245 Any male who watches The View and The Talk who doesn't question giving women the vote should have to turn in their man card.
Question, I said.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:36 PM (CP+yl)


It's not just males.

And btw, any male who watches The View should turn in his mancard, period. Or at the very least gouge out his own eyes with knitting needles. He'd be doing himself a favor.

I absolutely hate any and all "female-oriented" programming and film. Now and then a rom-com will catch my fancy, but by and large it is all a load of pompous, self-aggrandizing crap. Ladies, guess what: we're not that awesome.

Well, Moronettes excluded. We are that awesome.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:43 PM (4df7R)

273
178
I've got pirate blood in me. Does that mean I go around saying "Arrrr," all the time?
(ThoughI have been known to grab booty on occasion...)

Throw in rum, sodomy and the lash then we'll talk...

Posted by: model_1066 at May 08, 2012 03:43 PM (YbQJm)

274 206 ..... Wouldn't it be hilarious if her "heritage" was ginned up by her ancestors specifically to defraud the Cherokees out of land over 100 years ago? ....

Posted by: IllTemperedCurat May 08, 2012 03:27 PM (ofIpS)

--------

Good catch. ....I had had a similar thought, but with regard to her ancestor who was an army Major in charge of moving the Cherokees to Oklahoma. .....There was some graft and corruption going on back then, on the part of the military commanders who were put in charge of guarding the Indians, to keep them on the reservations.

Not saying her ancestor was a part of it.....but it was going on, andso he could have been one of the ones doing it.

It's tricky business, digging around in a family tree....if you're in politics. ....But Warren is the one who brought it up. ....So it's fair game.

Posted by: wheatie at May 08, 2012 03:44 PM (g4NO6)

275
My great-great grandfather died at the beginning of the Mexican Revolution. The family lore, depending on who you asked in the family, was that he was one of Pancho Villa's guerrillas or was a peasant executed by Villa's own hand.

Recently we found that the truth was, he was a mid-level railroad employee in Durango who also owned a small silver mine. He sent his daughters north to the US just before the revolution, and he went out to defend his mine. Villa's men killed him there while on a long raiding mission to embarrass the local revolutionary leader whom Villa wanted to usurp.

The point being, family lore is largely crap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 03:44 PM (ofIpS)

276 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uPcthZL2RE

Ending women's suffrage.

Hysterical.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:45 PM (lLvOZ)

277 harvard: "are you indian?"

warren: "um, no?"

harvard: "no, trust me, you're indian."

warren: "why yes, i sure am!"

Posted by: Ebuzz Bunny, Feminist at May 08, 2012 03:45 PM (R8HTM)

278 Through another day, evidently.
Don't mind if I do!

BTW, are we talking about 'dot' Indians this time? Because I could really go for Slurpee right now.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at May 08, 2012 03:46 PM (nU/dt)

279 One of my ancestors (well, distant relatives- he can't have been an ancestor, because he died childless from what we can tell) was at the Alamo.

This isn't "family lore" but something researched and verified by someone who was actually looking for something quite different.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:46 PM (8y9MW)

280 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: the batboy for Cleveland's MLB team.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 03:46 PM (VndSC)

281 $350k a year to teach ONE class. And to give Harvard another "minority professor" to brag about.


*****

Native Americans comprise 0.2% of all Harvard faculty and only 1% of all minority faculty. They are a token minority amongst minorities.



THIS (Ben Chavis) is an educator: http://bit.ly/188Kg6

Here's the impressive fellow in a conversation with John Stossel about the Indian welfare state. Skip the 5:30 mark...

http://bit.ly/Ju8uFS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:46 PM (piMMO)

282 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: Those that have actually spent the night in a tent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2012 03:47 PM (0VxrB)

283 I usually click past The View but on occasion stop to see what inanities are being passed off as wit and intellect.

Until the SCRUNTIEST SCRUNT OF THE CENTURY; JOY BEHAR pops up on camera.

I then gag a little and keep clicking.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:47 PM (CP+yl)

284 Breitbart has more on this:
"Elizabeth Warren Ancestor Rounded Up Cherokees For Trail of Tears"

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 03:47 PM (KCvsd)

285 **$350k a year to teach ONE class. And to give Harvard another "minority professor" to brag about.**

remember, OWS, this is what your $250K in student loans pays for.

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at May 08, 2012 03:47 PM (QxSug)

286 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: Barack Obama

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 03:47 PM (VndSC)

287 More indian than Elizabeth Warren: Pre-packaged Indian Pudding. Made in China.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:48 PM (4df7R)

288 I've got pirate blood in me.


Me, too. Well, maybe it wasn't blood.

Posted by: Barry at May 08, 2012 03:48 PM (OViMZ)

289
More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: Romeo Crennel, Head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 08, 2012 03:48 PM (C8hzL)

290 I have an ancestor who was a union captain and participated directly in Sherman's march to the sea.

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:49 PM (uXiyY)

291 The point being, family lore is largely crap.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 03:44 PM (ofIpS)


So then I am not related to the last Czar of Russia?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:49 PM (i6RpT)

292 More Indian that Elizabeth Warren: George Washington.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:49 PM (8y9MW)

293 So does fauxcahontis owe reparations for the murders her ancestors committed on the trail of tears?

Posted by: real choctaw at May 08, 2012 03:49 PM (Z60uA)

294 More Indian than Lizzy:

People who say "wow" and it kind of sounds like "how" and then you realize they said "wow".

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 08, 2012 03:50 PM (OViMZ)

295 I have an ancestor who was a union captain and participated directly in Sherman's march to the sea.
Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:49 PM (uXiyY)

I think that's great, but I wouldn't be braggin about that in South of the Mason Dixon

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:50 PM (i6RpT)

296 @44

Thanks, Eagle Scouts don't lie to go to a fucking Yankee school.

Just the facts.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 08, 2012 03:50 PM (hXJOG)

297 More indian than Lizzy Warren: Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:50 PM (uXiyY)

298 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: Natalie Wood, before The Searchers

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:50 PM (4df7R)

299 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: My daughter, who was an Indian in her pre-school Thanksgiving play.

Posted by: Andy at May 08, 2012 03:50 PM (5Rurq)

300 I have an ancestor who was a union captain and participated directly in Sherman's march to the sea.

So not only are you a pathetic Okie, you're also directly responsible for the Confederacy losing the War!?!? (I hope it's obvious I'm kidding. Well, maybe not about the pathetic Okie part... :b)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (8y9MW)

301
I think we need to fix this and start a "newspaper" where we can take

PAY bloggers a $1.00 or even $.01 'salary'.. thus making them

profesional Journalists... and thus moving them to the Legal Level of

the Press.





Isn't Examiner.com filling that role?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (ofIpS)

302 elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:45 PM (lLvOZ)

It was the "suffrage" part that fooled them. They thought he said "sufferage". LOLOLOL

All the womyns be suffering under the mighty thumb of the patriarchy 'n stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (CP+yl)

303 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: The guy who throws litter out of his car and makes Iron Eyes Cody cry.

Posted by: Cicero at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (QKKT0)

304 Throw in rum, sodomy and the lash then we'll talk...

Posted by: model_1066 at May 08, 2012 03:43 PM (YbQJm)

Mon Deux Monsiur.... zere were Privateers who were not BRITISH...

Posted by: Emanuel Wynn, first Capt. to fly the Jolly Roger at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (lZBBB)

305

No wingers.... you got it all wrong.

Dot Indian..... Not Woo-Woo

Posted by: Lizzy Warren - at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (C8hzL)

306 Harvard Law , full of checks and balances.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (AWmfW)

307 I absolutely hate any and all "female-oriented" programming and film. Now and then a rom-com will catch my fancy, but by and large it is all a load of pompous, self-aggrandizing crap. Ladies, guess what: we're not that awesome. Well, Moronettes excluded. We are that awesome.

I am now pondering what a Moronette rom com would be. Because, see, the 'ettes would have no patience for that whole idiotic misunderstanding thing and the 'ettes can change their own tire/fix their own roof/shoot that bad guy to death. Hmmmm. Mayhap bonding with an alpha male over Val U Rite whilst mocking the metro who can't get the top up on his convertible?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 08, 2012 03:52 PM (VtjlW)

308 Damned Republicans are just continuing their war on women with this racist and sexist attack on Liz.

Anyone can tell she has a 7-11 accent if they just listen a bit.

Posted by: Joe! Biden at May 08, 2012 03:52 PM (MJ76f)

309 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: Charlemagne

Posted by: Cicero at May 08, 2012 03:53 PM (QKKT0)

310 I have an ancestor who was a union captain and participated directly in Sherman's march to the sea. Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:49 PM (uXiyY)

I think that's great, but I wouldn't be braggin about that in South of the Mason Dixon


Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:50 PM (i6RpT)

----------------------------------------------------

I'm protected. I live smack in the middle of indian territory.

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:53 PM (uXiyY)

311
The point being, family lore is largely crap

No, paleface. Lore heap big good .

I ask Red Father how sister get name "Rising Moon." He say, "First thing I saw after Squawmakum Big Squeeze With MuchScreaming and Cursing."

Posted by: Two Dogs F*cking at May 08, 2012 03:53 PM (d0Tfm)

312 As mentioned previously, I am the primary care giver for a 100 year old family member.
Which means that I have the opportunity to watch 'The Talk" on a daily basis.

The amount of stupidity that is compressed into those five chairs is incredible.

And then there is "Dr Phil", and his crap.

Am slowly weaning the family member off of that crap, and into watching BBC comedy instead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2012 03:53 PM (B1G6H)

313 I am now pondering what a Moronette rom com would be. Because, see, the 'ettes would have no patience for that whole idiotic misunderstanding thing and the 'ettes can change their own tire/fix their own roof/shoot that bad guy to death. Hmmmm. Mayhap bonding with an alpha male over Val U Rite whilst mocking the metro who can't get the top up on his convertible?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 08, 2012 03:52 PM (VtjlW)


...This needs to be made. Perhaps it could be set in the same 'verse as "Monkey Gun."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:54 PM (4df7R)

314
So then I am not related to the last Czar of Russia?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 08, 2012 03:49 PM (i6RpT)




"Largely" crap. I wouldn't knowingly malign the ancestry of a fellow moron.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 03:54 PM (ofIpS)

315 It was the "suffrage" part that fooled them. They thought he said "sufferage". LOLOLOL

All the womyns be suffering under the mighty thumb of the patriarchy 'n stuff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (CP+yl)

Seriously, I just watched it. No one had a clue what suffrage meant. He even clarified it once, "no, not suff-e-rage, suffrage." And the chick still signed the petition. argh.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:54 PM (lLvOZ)

316 You might as well start calling Warren- Fucked-ahontas.

That race is over...unless Brown ever claimed he was an Inuit or something.

Posted by: Exile at May 08, 2012 03:54 PM (O0lVq)

317 "Well, Moronettes excluded. We are that awesome.

"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter

We are, but we don't feel the need to go on national television and whine to millions of dopey viewers about WHY we're that awesome.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 08, 2012 03:54 PM (su4xS)

318 More Indian than Lizzie; Clayton Moore who was called "Kemosabe", which turns out was the name of a summer camp, by an Indian HE called "Tonto" which means stupid in spanish.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:55 PM (CP+yl)

319 Did ace go to the movies?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 08, 2012 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

320 So not only are you a pathetic Okie, you're also directly responsible for the Confederacy losing the War!?!? (I hope it's obvious I'm kidding. Well, maybe not about the pathetic Okie part... :b)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (8y9MW)

--------------------------------------------------

The civil war started because you Texans wanted some negroes too.

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (uXiyY)

321 Am slowly weaning the family member off of that crap, and into watching BBC comedy instead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2012 03:53 PM (B1G6H)


Oh Lord, DO. There's no reason an elderly person should subject him or herself to that worthless crap day in and day out. Give me a hundred repeats of Are You Being Served? over one minute of Joy Behar screaming like a banshee being put through a meat grinder any day of the week.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (4df7R)

322 I can't believe everyone missed the most obvious clue... O.C. Sarah Smith. "OC" has to stand for "Original Cherokee" just like "OG" is Original Gangster. That has to count for something!

This is the sort of silly shit you get into when you believe in collective racial or tribal guilt and that the sins of the father are inherited by the son. Only very primitive cultures believe such things.

Posted by: Voluble at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (c8WV/)

323

lizzy warren took an aks....
gave her family forty whacks
When did seen saw what she had done...
Doubled down on teh stupid.

Posted by: Jose Conseco - Renaissance Man at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (C8hzL)

324 Ending women's suffrage.



Hysterical.


****

I can't find the vid from The Man Show but the vid you posted is hilarious.

Oh my.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (piMMO)

325 Has this story made it out to the general airwaves , or is it still just us having fun?
I think that picture of Little White Dove as Geronimo is a riot!

Posted by: Jinxthecat at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (l3vZN)

326 I KNOW I'm part Indian because my pah-paw was drunk most of the time.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Runs With Paleface" Warren at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (ShuAW)

327 Because, see, the 'ettes would have no patience for that whole idiotic misunderstanding thing and the 'ettes can change their own tire/fix their own roof/shoot that bad guy to death.
^^^
Hands in 'ette card.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (pLTLS)

328 More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: My soon to be BIL who is 100% Cherokee. (No, really.)

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (su4xS)

329 the ones who think the ERA is a good idea. Who equate a secretary working inside behind a desk with a lineman up a pole handling 10kv in the rain and snow and should be paid the same. THAT kind of woman.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Plane tickets to Poland are cheap

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (WkuV6)

330 Ace, Andy - I haven't read the stories you link in detail, but...

...you don't think it's entirely plausible that, while giving the Cherokee the boot, a Jonathan Crawford might find himself something worth taking home?

Maybe she was willing, maybe she wasn't, maybe it was somewhere in between.

Maybe he knew the guy who knew the guy who filed the papers on who got the old heave-ho, and when she sat on his lap her family' s marching orders conveniently got lost?


Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2012 03:57 PM (o+SC1)

331 In defense of Harvard, the file cabinet where the record of who is or is not the lone Native American on the staff is the same one where Obama's transcripts are kept.

Just so you know.

Posted by: jimmuy at May 08, 2012 03:57 PM (kSaUf)

332 We are, but we don't feel the need to go on national television and whine to millions of dopey viewers about WHY we're that awesome.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 08, 2012 03:54 PM (su4xS)


Precisely.

But we DO need a moronette approved rom-com. Because that would be hilarious.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 08, 2012 03:57 PM (4df7R)

333
I misread the earlier article I read about the woman who collected enough signatures to run against Squaw Lying Lizard:"Marisa DeFranco, a Peabody immigration lawyer who lives in Middleton, said yesterday she has collected the 10,000 signatures she needs to be eligible to get her name on the ballot for U.S. Senate in the Democratic primary in September. DeFranco plans to hand-deliver the signatures on Monday to the Massachusetts Secretary of State's office."It's a great day; we're all very enthusiastic," said DeFranco, who said more than 100 volunteers have worked since February collecting signatures all over the state. "It was a dedicated group of volunteers and sheer determination." DeFranco's spot on the ballot isn't assured yet. She still must receive at least 15 percent of the delegate vote during the state Democratic Convention June 2 in Springfield. But history is on DeFranco's side. Since the rule was put in place in 1982, no frontrunner has been able to eliminate all opponents by getting more than 85 percent of the vote, said Kevin Franck, communications director for the Massachusetts Democratic Party.If and when she clears that final hurdle, DeFranco said she will get to work fundraising, a task she has largely ignored, choosing instead to devote her time to building a network needed to get on the ballot. She had about $8,000 cash on hand as of April 1. Warren has $11 million."I don't need $15 million. I need enough to be competitive," DeFranco said yesterday. "There's one thing that trumps money, and that's people power."Warren, a professor at Harvard, has owned the title of "presumed Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate" since she entered the race in September, to the delight of the national Democratic establishment. Next to Warren's blinding glow, DeFranco's candidacy has been nearly invisible, but she is not bowing out of the race. "I don't know why people just don't seem to hear me; I have been nothing but consistent. I am not going away, I will keep standing up for what I believe," said a defiant DeFranco. "This isn't about personal glory. ... It's not about me, but the team we've assembled who are working so hard every day trying to make people's lives better."Warren's campaign did not respond yesterday when asked for comment. Republican Sen. Scott Brown's campaign declined comment and instead referred to a statement being issued by the Massachusetts state Republican Party. The state party, judging by its response, doesn't seem to be taking DeFranco's candidacy seriously, spelling her name wrong in a statement and using the opportunity to slam Warren."We look forward to seeing Marissa (sic) DeFranco and Professor Warren debate the issues leading up to their party's primary. Maybe in those debates they can get to the bottom of why Professor Warren felt it necessary to masquerade as an American Indian when she clearly is not," said the statement from Tim Buckley, the Massachusetts Republican Party spokesman. He was referring to the recent controversy over the revelation that Harvard has listed Warren as a minority, based on a distant ancestor's Native American lineage.For its part, the Massachusetts Democratic Party, which remains neutral until there is a nominated candidate, welcomed the addition of DeFranco to the field. "We have no fear that a Democratic primary hurts us," Franck said. "A competitive primary helps us maintain a strong and active grass-roots base. Generally, we have no problem coming together after a primary and making sure our party is successful."John Walsh, the party's state chairman, sent a tweet earlier in the day congratulating DeFranco for collecting the signatures.Not all Democrats have been so welcoming. DeFranco has received numerous negative emails from members of her party who fear that her presence in the field will hurt the Warren campaign, she said. Her message to them was straight-forward:"You are not having an effect; your strategy is not working," DeFranco said. "If you don't want to support me, save your time and stop with the negative emails and go out, work your butt off and support your own candidate."

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 03:57 PM (vJ9tV)

334 So just a few years ago, Lizzy Warren would have been getting us all Slurpees.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at May 08, 2012 03:58 PM (nU/dt)

335 Ugh! Horrible formatting! Sorry about that!

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 03:58 PM (vJ9tV)

336 So then I am not related to the last Czar of Russia?


*****

Now I'm giggling because I'm thinking of the Frasier episode with the Russia clock.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:59 PM (piMMO)

337 I can't find the vid from The Man Show but the vid you posted is hilarious.

Oh my.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (piMMO)

Yeah, I didn't think I was allowed to watch the actual Man Show. Because, you know, not a man.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:59 PM (lLvOZ)

338 So, what y'all are saying, is that suffrage led to insufferability?

I'm not sure who that's a worse indictment of, personally. Shoot, pull out a dartboard, it's about as accurate...and useful.

Posted by: Brother Cavil - New Caprica City DMV at May 08, 2012 03:59 PM (GBXon)

339 Now I'm giggling because I'm thinking of the Frasier episode with the Russia clock.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 03:59 PM (piMMO)

That popped into my head too! Are we, like, secret twins or something?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 03:59 PM (lLvOZ)

340
This is the sort of silly shit you get into when you believe in
collective racial or tribal guilt and that the sins of the father are
inherited by the son. Only very primitive cultures believe such things.








Yep. And it's interesting how in communist states, you can be a 110% committed communist, but if your great-grandfather owned more that two horses and a plow, you're blacklisted as a possible kulak bourgeois wrecker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 04:00 PM (ofIpS)

341 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*takes a deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 04:00 PM (7FadD)

342 the ones who think the ERA is a good idea. Who equate a secretary
working inside behind a desk with a lineman up a pole handling 10kv in
the rain and snow and should be paid the same. THAT kind of woman.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Hey now, I've known more than a few ladies who worked up a pole...wait, you're talking about...um, nevermind.

Posted by: Brother Cavil - New Caprica City DMV at May 08, 2012 04:01 PM (GBXon)

343 275

My great-great grandfather died at the beginning of the Mexican
Revolution. The family lore, depending on who you asked in the family,
was that he was one of Pancho Villa's guerrillas or was a peasant
executed by Villa's own hand.
***************
In either case, he didn't teach at "Harvard Lore School", so it matters not.

Posted by: Hat tip to Mark Steyn at May 08, 2012 04:02 PM (qPCyi)

344 @340 - Yeah, I'm thinking it's a shame Bill Ayers wasn't subjected to that little purity test a few decades back.

Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2012 04:02 PM (o+SC1)

345 Hands in 'ette card.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (pLTLS)

I never got a card. But, if you have to be able to shoot and gun and change a tire, I don't qualify.

I make a mean sammich, though. Does that count for anything?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (lLvOZ)

346 Plane tickets to Poland are cheap

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 03:56 PM (WkuV6)

What does that mean.

I'm all for anyone doing the job getting the same pay. The only addons should be for any who have special qualifications not found in others.

Not for equivalence. Men and Women and never be equivalent. We're different but equally important.

See Saw won't work without both sides and a fulcrum.

Too much weight on one side and it no longer works or is any fun anymore.

Sound familiar?

That whooshing noise you hear is the pendulum swinging back.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (CP+yl)

347 Elizabethe-

That video is from a local Catholic all boys school and got the boys in some hot water.

Posted by: Joe! Biden at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (MJ76f)

348 MWR

"Are you being served" just went off, and Ballykissangel is on now.
When the shooting of Tyvek Martin (Skittles be upon him) was the top news article, I watched more crap being pushed forward from "The Talk" then I could believe.
"Shot more then once, and in the back too" was still being pushed after the Mortician went public about only the single gun shot wound.
Right after that, I told Mrs VIA that we needed to go for a walk each afternoon after she gets off work, to destress from the idiot box.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (B1G6H)

349 I misread the earlier article I read about the woman who collected
enough signatures to run against Squaw Lying Lizard:"Marisa DeFranco, a
Peabody immigration lawyer who lives in Middleton


Is this the same Marisa DeFranco that was the keyboard player in the singing DeFranco Family in the 70's?

Heartbeat, it's a love beat, baby!

Posted by: Cicero at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (QKKT0)

350 that's men and women can never be equivalent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (CP+yl)

351 and yeah- it is local to Joe!

Posted by: Joe! Biden at May 08, 2012 04:04 PM (MJ76f)

352 Seriously. I'm of to go Neti-pot.
Posted by: tasker at May 08, 2012 03:13 PM (r2PLg)

Make sure you boil the water or use distilled or you'll get that brain-eating ameoba.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 04:04 PM (lLvOZ)

353 More indian than Lizzy Warren: Pee Wee Herman.


*****

Wrong!

Pee Wee is clearly Mexican!

http://bit.ly/54mrho

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 04:05 PM (piMMO)

354
But we DO need a moronette approved rom-com. Because that would be hilarious.
It would never get past the censors.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 08, 2012 04:05 PM (d0Tfm)

355 I make a mean sammich, though. Does that count for anything?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (lLvOZ)

Nekkid? If it's nekkid, I won't care how good the sammich is or if you finish it or if you bring it to me.

Men are easy like that. But you already knew that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 04:05 PM (CP+yl)

356 That video is from a local Catholic all boys school and got the boys in some hot water.
Posted by: Joe! Biden at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (MJ76f)

Really? it should have got the girls in some hot water. Or their teachers.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 04:05 PM (lLvOZ)

357 334
So just a few years ago, Lizzy Warren would have been getting giving us all Slurpees.


Posted by: Harvard Law Faculty Lore at May 08, 2012 04:05 PM (qPCyi)

358 Mama said peepaw used to drink the firewater and scalp the chickens like all injuns do. That's just the way they talked back then.

Posted by: shitting bull warren at May 08, 2012 04:06 PM (N46V9)

359 When Lizzie claimed to be Cherokee, she was just continuing the family tradition of "rounding up".

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2012 04:06 PM (hiMsy)

360 AHAAAAAAA!!!!!!


Drudge has been Average Joe'd!!! They have a link to a story, top left column, about the WH requiring unborn children to be registered before the aprents can tour the WH!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 04:07 PM (piMMO)

361 (see, I struck "getting" and put in "giving", but the formatter thingy ignored my change....)


Posted by: Harvard Law Faculty Lore at May 08, 2012 04:07 PM (qPCyi)

362 "in the hopes that it might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something that might happen with people who are like I am."
________________
If Lizzy Warren really wanted to meet people who are like she is, she should have checked the box for "lying fraudsfrom very low-ranked law schools."
But that wouldn't have led to a Harvard Law teaching jobinterview, would it Lizzy?

Posted by: Dances with Words at May 08, 2012 04:07 PM (/sohm)

363 =Elizabethe
No. The Diocese was embarrassed with the vid since the girls were from the all girl Catholic down the street. So the boys were slow roasted a bit and the vid was supposed to be disappeared. I have only seen it before because the boys all still know where to find it.

Posted by: Joe! Biden at May 08, 2012 04:08 PM (MJ76f)

364 Lately, people who claim to have Indian ancestors are just positioning themselves for some sweet, sweet casino money. Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods pay out millions every year to people who can prove they are, I think, 1/16 of whatever the f the tribes are that run those casinos. I believe Warren was claiming 1/32, so she didn't do this for money. I guess being a douche is enough of a reward for her.

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 08, 2012 04:08 PM (UZuc4)

365 Bitter Clinger - instead of trying to deal with ERA crones here, go meet some buxom Polish ladies. You'll never look back.

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2012 04:09 PM (WkuV6)

366 Maybe Elizabeth Warren is really 1/32 Republican. After all, they are the party of the big tent...

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 04:09 PM (vJ9tV)

367 That popped into my head too! Are we, like, secret twins or something?


*****

Maybe?!

That was one of the funniest episodes ever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 04:09 PM (piMMO)

368 #waronindians? Nah. Been there, done that. Bought the t-shirt.

Posted by: The US of Kick A at May 08, 2012 04:10 PM (UZuc4)

369 Sometimes I question the wisdom of the women's suffrage amendment.
===============
Has the US fiscal or political situation improved since then?
I'd say we're long past the point of needing universal suffrage.
It really all started going downhill when non-land owners were allowed to vote.
We'd be the most fiscally sound country in the world and history if we merely required minimum ownership of at least a city lot to vote.

Posted by: jimmuy at May 08, 2012 04:10 PM (kSaUf)

370
"in the hopes that it might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something that might happen with people who are like I am."


Looks like Elizabeth has a lunchbox not a shoeshine box...

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 04:11 PM (vJ9tV)

371 You guys just don't get it. Elizabeth Warren is a pre-native American. She's a descendant of the Clovis. Both European AND the first humans to set foot on American soil. The high cheekbones are a dead giveaway. ANd she's got tons of points at home. She knaps in her spare time ... just like great^500 granddaddy used to.

WIN-WIN!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 04:11 PM (X3lox)

372 Yeah, the timing works.

I'm still willing to bet Warren really IS 1/32 Cherokee, based on this story.

Private Crawford found himself a little piece of dark-haired tail-feather while he was out doing his Cherokee-rousting.




Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2012 04:12 PM (o+SC1)

373 it should have got the girls in some hot water. Or their teachers.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 04:05 PM (lLvOZ)

But that's not how things work in Liberaland. where if you point out the truth and it makes someone feel bad or points out there faults, that's a felony. Punishable by disembowelment.

NH Atty Gen. is seeking to charge O'Keefe for video of election workers giving him ballots not his. Seems that even the legislature sees the problem. The AG thinks it's O'Keefe.

I always thought liberals were big on whistleblowers. guess not.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 04:13 PM (CP+yl)

374 It's comical, ain't it?

If my theory of Trooper-bops-Pocahontas-on-head-and-marches-her-off-to-cabin is true, then we have a Cherokee deciding there's a social advantage in passing as white on her marriage license in 1837.

And at the time, she was probably right. Her offspring were 'white', they married whites and had white babies and those babies married whites and had more white babies and so on.

And a bit under two centuries later, one of those white descendants decides there's a social advantage in passing as Cherokee...


Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2012 04:18 PM (o+SC1)

375 Somebody on another blog's comments section suggested "Premise Running Thin" as her Cherokee name.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at May 08, 2012 04:18 PM (KSjsb)

376 Oh shit!

Maybe that article is real!

It couldn't be possible that a very pro-abortion WH requires that fetuses be registered as humans....

It's joke, right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2012 04:21 PM (piMMO)

377
Maybe Elizabeth Warren is really 1/32 Republican. After all, they are the party of the big teepee...

Posted by: runningrn at May 08, 2012 04:09 PM (vJ9tV)





FIFY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 04:22 PM (ofIpS)

378 350 that's men and women can never be equivalent.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 04:03 PM (CP+yl)

You really need to give it a rest. I am a nurse and I have seen and done things that most people would be traumitized for life. I remember once being in a gym and a union laborer was going on and on that he was on the clock at 38 an hour while in the gym and at the time, I was not making anywhere near that. Not all girls are dead beat hacks, just like not all men are pure as the driven snow.

Posted by: hey teacher at May 08, 2012 04:22 PM (5+Fw+)

379 No. The Diocese was embarrassed with the vid since the girls were from the all girl Catholic down the street. So the boys were slow roasted a bit and the vid was supposed to be disappeared. I have only seen it before because the boys all still know where to find it.
Posted by: Joe! Biden at May 08, 2012 04:08 PM (MJ76f)

That's interesting. It's the top result on google from a search for Man Show Women's Suffrage.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 08, 2012 04:24 PM (lLvOZ)

380 "303
More Indian than Elizabeth Warren: The guy who throws litter out of his car and makes Iron Eyes Cody cry.Posted by: Cicero at May 08, 2012 03:51 PM (QKKT0)


Actually, Iron Eyes Cody was the son of Italian immigrants.

Posted by: eureka! at May 08, 2012 04:24 PM (xCpfo)

381 More Indian than Lizzie Warran. Anybody I ever stuck into by accident.

Posted by: Lawn Dart at May 08, 2012 04:29 PM (osdNx)

382 JEM, Cherokee-parent fraud was a thing in Oklahoma.
Some of the nicer bits of land were reserved for those of Indian blood. William Crawford got some of that land. Look it up.

That's right - a white person used faux Indian ancestry to gain a material advantage reserved for that protected class of Indians.

Posted by: SarahW at May 08, 2012 04:34 PM (LYwCh)

383 Also, JEM, at MOST OC Sarah was of half-blood, though it is unlikely she had any Indian heritage at all. One side is Scandi through and through. This means William WAS exagerrating at the very least.


Posted by: SarahW at May 08, 2012 04:36 PM (LYwCh)

384 a white person used faux Indian ancestry to gain a material advantage reserved for that protected class of Indians.

So that part of her family lore is consistent.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 04:45 PM (7FadD)

385 Can this be frozen and then thawed in October?

Posted by: SamIam at May 08, 2012 04:50 PM (BBm11)

386 Since I've been to infinitely more Native American events, and even had a roommate who was Mohawk, I (with my Scottish and English ancestry) have more claim to being Native American than she does.

Posted by: Laughingdog at May 08, 2012 04:51 PM (y67bA)

387 I am sorry, but at 1/32 Cherokee, her grandmother would have to a great grandmother and not the 3G granny. And she would have to have a roll number in order to get her CDIB card.

Gee, big faker all the way around. I wish someone would ask her where her card is.

Posted by: fozalgerts at May 08, 2012 05:00 PM (tYKoa)

388 Well I'm 1/32 black. So what's the big deal?


Posted by: Bull Connor Jr. at May 08, 2012 05:09 PM (eOdp2)

389 I've seen Tecumseh twice. I'm more Indian than Great-White-Irish-Woman Warren.

Posted by: blindside at May 08, 2012 05:17 PM (x7g7t)

390 But doesn't Eliazabeth have high ass cheeks, like many Indian squaws have?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 08, 2012 05:18 PM (niZvt)

391 Google Cherokee and Black....it has some interesting results.

Posted by: fozalgerts at May 08, 2012 05:23 PM (tYKoa)

392 So Granny Warrens' great-great-great grandfather turned out to be one of the evil white men who actually lead the indians on the 'trail of tears'.. The 1830's was the exact time when this happened! haha! The Cherokee, or at least the main group left on the trail in 1838, while other tribes went starting in 1831.

Granny Warren isn't an indian, but her great-great-great grandfather was on of the evil whitemen who helped force them into their new lands!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS EPIC!!!

We cannot let this story die. This woman is a liar who used fake Indian heritage to get a job at Harvard.. That is beyond sick. She stole an entire culture's cred just to get a job! HAHAHA exactly what we conservatives argue what affirmative action check boxes have become..

This is like Granny Warren saying she was a Jew to get a job, when in reality, her daddy was an SS camp guard. This is TOO MUCH

Posted by: Can of Raid, and truth teller at May 08, 2012 05:29 PM (7WDxS)

393 I can't be the first person to mention Paul Revere and the Raiders in connection with this story. Can I? Specifically: http://tinyurl.com/23w63zx ?

So proud to live! So proud to lie!
But maybe someday when we learn,
Cherokee nation will return.
Will return. WILL RETURN!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 08, 2012 05:53 PM (a5ljo)

394 Skadefryd is how her ancestors would have said it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 08, 2012 06:21 PM (BQF27)

395 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2012 06:35 PM (7W3wI)

396 Goddamnit!!! I JUST LOVE IT when these fuckers step in it like this..

Posted by: Portnoy at May 08, 2012 06:42 PM (rihDG)

397 Seen at Hot Air:

"When Little Liza Warren mentioned having Cherokee blood…she apparently forgot to mention all over her ancestors hands.

coldwarrior on May 8, 2012 at 4:04 PM"

Posted by: baldilocks at May 08, 2012 07:16 PM (6kWFm)

398 There are many, many people in this country who have at least 1/32nd Native American blood in them (myself included). I find it particularly amazing that Warren turns out to not even have a single drop in her.

Got ya all beat. Half Kenyan Luo like SCOAMDEF/T *claims* to be. The other half is unknown West African tribe, Indian, Irish, German Jewish and who knows wtf else.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 08, 2012 07:22 PM (6kWFm)

399
That's the problem with digging into your roots. Inevitably, you come across someone you consider less-than-savory.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 08, 2012 07:26 PM (1hM1d)

400 399
That's the problem with digging into your roots. Inevitably, you come across someone you consider less-than-savory.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 08, 2012 07:26 PM (1hM1d)

Got a couple of murderers in the two generations before my mother's.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 08, 2012 07:41 PM (6kWFm)

401 David Yeagley (who, by the way, is a real Indian, and a conservative) is looking into the possibility of suing Warren. You may have read his comments during the Ward Churchill scandal; that's when I discovered him.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/87be9xl

"The easiest way to curb her Communism is to sue her for
fraud–American Indian fraud. Ethnic identity theft. Slander of
American Indian people–representing them as anti-American Communists by
claiming to be one of them.

Again, I’m willing to sign on as a plaintiff, when we find an
attorney with integrity and the financial support to retain him. The
big professional conservative talkers are not serious, of course, so
this will have to be a grass roots effort. Who will join me?"

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