Overnight Open Thread (5-03-2012)

So How Popular Is/Was Your Name?

Well head over to the Baby Name Wizard and find out. It gives you the popularity of baby names by year and by region.

For instance here's 'Brandon' - clearly a super trendy name in the 80's and 90's.

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Currently the top names for girls are Isabella, Sophia, Emma, Olivia, and Ava; and for boys it's Jacob, Ethan, Michael, Jayden, and William.

And it's also interesting to find out that certain names like 'Jonah' really only appear in just 3 or 4 states. So go and find out just how faddish/creative your parents were when they came up with your name.

Elizabeth Warren: You're Only as Rich as Your Heart Is

Warren first got national exposure for her speech on how the rich need to give their fair share back and help the 99%. You know evil rich 1%ers like Scott Brown!!! - oh wait...

Last Friday, she released four years of tax returns. Over those four years, Warren and her husband, another Harvard Law prof, averaged $300,000 more than Sen. Brown and his spouse, a TV anchor. In 2009, the Warrens made $981,000 vs. the Browns' $249,000.

Even the Globe had to admit that Warren was "in the top 1 percent of earners" - ironic, considering her bragging that she provided the "intellectual foundations" of Occupy Wall Street.

As recently as January, Warren was still crying poor, saying on MSNBC: "I realize there are some wealthy individuals - I'm not one of them - but some wealthy individuals who have a lot of stock portfolios."

No, she has mutual-fund portfolios. Her financial disclosures put her worth between $4.6 and $14.5 million.

Well, being middle class is "not about a number," she told one reporter. "It's about a place in your heart."

It must be some kind of advanced Cherokee spiritual technique that lets her heart commune with the common folk despite pulling in almost a $1 million a year.

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Make Your Own Star Wars Crawl

I saw this over at Patterico's almost a year ago and kept meaning to do something with it but never got around to it. So now I'm throwing it into your eager paws - go forth and create something that would make Breitbart proud and Lucas sad.

Quote of the Day:

I also think it's interesting to compare and contrast Obama with Romney at approximately the same age. They were almost opposites. Obama was still searching for a father and an identity; Romney had an unusually strong dose of both. Obama was drifting; Romney was a family man who already was married with children and focused on his future (Romney married at 22 and became a father at 23). Obama smoked and drank, and more; Romney was a teetotaler and non-smoker. And yet they both were the products of similar educations: private prep schools and Harvard Law (and in Romney's case, Harvard Business as well).

Soy Harvest Collapse = Interesting Times Ahead

This year's soybean harvest in Latin America has been severely hurt by La Niña caused droughts. And given how much of the world's population relies on soybeans for food and animal feed, that means hunger and possible famines around the globe.

The US Department of Agriculture believes that soybean production is headed for its biggest global drop ever - or at least since 1965 which is when the US started tracking global soybean production. Prices are now higher than they have been in four years, and could reach record levels later in the year.

This is particularly bad news in China, where food inflation already worries a government facing social unrest and economic instability. Soybeans generally, and Latin American soybeans in particular, play a major role in the Chinese diet.

But it also suggests trouble across the Middle East and southern Europe, where economic unrest has shaken governments from Portugal to Pakistan.

As we saw in Egypt hungry unhappy people topple governments.

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The Psychology of Muslims

This is an essay by Danish psychologist Nicolai Sennels  who found after studying Muslim and non-Muslim youths at a Copenhagen youth prison that there are some big differences in psychology and world view. Now much of this may not be surprising but it is interesting to see it all laid out by psychologist with first-hand knowledge of both populations.

A third psychological difference concerns the so-called "locus of control". Locus of control is a psychological term that describes whether people experience their lives as controlled mainly by inner or by outer factors. In Western societies we are told that we ourselves are the main ones responsible for our lives. The way we think, speak and act - our way of handling our emotions, our views, ways of communication, our reactions, etc. - determines whether we manage to create a life with a majority of happy and satisfying moments or not.
Asking a Muslim to take a look at his own inner and outer reactions in order to find the reasons for his problems is simply not a relevant question for them. Muslim clients mainly see the sources for their suffering as outer factors: An unfair society and non-Islamic authorities are the general scapegoats. ...The same was almost always the case concerning the crimes they had been charged with: It was the victim's own fault - he or she had "provoked" or tempted them beyond their means. My Muslim clients thus felt "forced" to attack the victim by the victim him or herself, or by outer religious or cultural pressure and expectations.

Culture matters. And Islam brings its own culture along with its beliefs.

Cover - De Islam - kritische essays over een politieke religie

How To Properly Coil Cables

I was taught this technique in school, but I never fully grasped it until I watched this video. As we've shown before, it's actually a very simple technique of wrapping one way and then alternating. It's something you really have to see to grasp. Putting it into words would just make it confusing. But what this video offers beyond our original is a faster, second alternating method.

Hoosegow Hotties

Well Iowahawk hasn't done one of these in a while so I'll try to fill in as best as I can with a new batch of hawt lonely babes who just happen to be in the custody of prison authorities. No doubt due to bad luck and a series of misunderstandings and/or parole violation.

Renee and Maeghan's profiles feature on meet-an-inmate.com, where you can browse the profiles of hundreds of women (and men) all yearning to hear from you. The website does include a disclaimer, but adds: "Even though these men and women are in prison, it doesn't mean that they are bad individuals. The majority of these inmates are fun, loving, clever, reliable, sexy and very passionate.

And really - what are the odds that they would ever be involved in another accidental boyfriend stabbing. And in the worst case doesn't going out in a lover's quarrel beat dying alone any day?

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Comments

1 Wheeeeeee!!!

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( never been to Mombasa ) at May 03, 2012 10:32 PM (Dll6b)

2 Ahhhh. There you are!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 10:32 PM (piMMO)

3 3rd and bad, but mostly bad.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 03, 2012 10:33 PM (MwTP4)

4 If you need a book to tell you that Muslims are 'other-directed' whining bitch-boys with no appreciation for culture ( or women ), then,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


you probably need to read a book to find your ass

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( never been to Mombasa ) at May 03, 2012 10:34 PM (Dll6b)

5 Evening all.

My name is Kristi and yeah.. there were alot when I was growing up.
Not so much now.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 10:36 PM (DGIjM)

6 http://soundcloud.com/rob-cantor/shia-labeouf

It may have already been posted here, but it's new to me.

Posted by: JDTAY at May 03, 2012 10:36 PM (sFP59)

7 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2012 10:36 PM (JMmQ9)

8 notice that Wampum Warren is pointing down---coded gesture often used by Injuns, meaning 'eat this, White man'

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( never been to Mombasa ) at May 03, 2012 10:36 PM (Dll6b)

9 'Sup, fappers?

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:37 PM (lJ2es)

10 So Michele was number 50 in the 60s but Michelle was number 4 in the 70s.

That explains why there's so darn many of us: We covered two decades.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 10:37 PM (piMMO)

11 Banned from Kos again! Only lasted about 24 hours this time, lololol. Details at 11:00.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:37 PM (7I4GE)

12 Hello, morons.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 03, 2012 10:38 PM (jYYek)

13 I knew a kid named Brandon.
He was allergic to everything and afraid of cheese.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2012 10:38 PM (SYqX5)

14 My name peaked in the 1950s.

Posted by: mpfs at May 03, 2012 10:38 PM (Fy6L7)

15 My name "Beckoning" didn't even chart!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2012 10:38 PM (i0App)

16 Damn, John's fallen tons. Number one of the 19th century, bitch! I bet there were a lot of cowboys named John.

Posted by: JDTAY at May 03, 2012 10:38 PM (sFP59)

17 hi Peaches!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 10:38 PM (DGIjM)

18 So I was channel surfing and I came across the Bravo channel. Kathy Griffin is an extreme physically unattractive woman. And I wasn't even mentioning her inner ugly side which is far worse.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 10:39 PM (ZOf1l)

19 "The Boston Strangler" is on Turner Classic Movies now --- 1968, very avant garde, lots of odd camera angels and split / partial screens


George Kennedy is in it---Brian Dennehy-like, but somewhat different.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( never been to Mombasa ) at May 03, 2012 10:39 PM (Dll6b)

20 Oddly, that pic of Warren reminded me of the Star Trek episode about how the female crew members grew addicted to tribbles because they could be used as maxipads AND vibrated when squeezed tightly between a pair of thighs.

They just don't write 'em like that, anymore.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 10:39 PM (niZvt)

21 Patrick has been relatively stable through the years. I guess I'm a ~2 percenter.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 03, 2012 10:39 PM (jYYek)

22 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 10:39 PM (7W3wI)

23 Warren was ...
bragging that she provided the "intellectual foundations" of Occupy Wall
Street.


I just cannot come up with something as sarcastic as what she just said about herself.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2012 10:40 PM (i0App)

24 That explains why there's so darn many of us: We covered two decades.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 10:37 PM (piMMO)


It's because of the Beatles song ----'Michelle, ma belle........'

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( never been to Mombasa ) at May 03, 2012 10:40 PM (Dll6b)

25 The US was asking for it! They forced me to bankrupt them at home and embarass them overseas. Well, that and "it's Bush' fault."

Fore!

Posted by: Baraka! at May 03, 2012 10:40 PM (dVUpA)

26 My latest Kos banning.

So like an idiot I decided to be principled and rational and I crept all buttoned-down and nicey into some thread about Occupy where they were lamenting that these anarchy groups are "infiltrating" Occupy and "giving it a bad name." I asked politely why they're infiltrating Occupy and not the Tea Party if they really want to discredit a grass-roots political movement. Twenty-seven frowny-faces and I was gone, lolololol!!!!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (7I4GE)

27 Hey! Happy Friday Eve.

Posted by: Theresa at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (Cf5RM)

28 The chart didn't work particularly well for me. My *actual* name ranked 15 in the 50s and 5 in the 40s. They (well, she, I'm sure he didn't get a vote) almost named me Audrey. I was always grateful that didn't happen . . .

Peaches ranks nowhere in any decade. I'm stickin' with it.

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (lJ2es)

29 >>>The majority of these inmates are fun, loving, clever, reliable, sexy and very passionate.

Maybe, but then there are these gems in the pokey:

Duke Lacrosse Accuser Allegedly Got Stabby

http://tinyurl.com/6nfuklj

Perhaps it's best for wanna-be lovers to exhaust all other options for finding a mate before looking to inmates as potential lovers.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (RvlzX)

30 My name apparently peaked in 1985.
I was born in March of that year.
Kickass time to be a Brandon.

Posted by: CAC at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (/Is9H)

31 19 "The Boston Strangler" is on Turner Classic Movies now --- 1968, very avant garde, lots of odd camera angels and split / partial screens

Wasn't John Holmes known as The Strangler before he left for his porn career?

Or was that, "The Tonsil Slayer"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (niZvt)

32 11 Banned from Kos again! Only lasted about 24 hours this time, lololol. Details at 11:00.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:37 PM (7I4GE)

banned for that picture earlier?

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (DGIjM)

33 Racist website! None of our family names are even listed ...

Posted by: Two Dogs Flucking at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (VVZaH)

34 Howdy, morons.

Strangely, the name L Rob seems to have peaked in 1949 after being nonexistent prior to that, then fell completely off the charts. What the heck?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 10:42 PM (7yvLv)

35
Every kid now is named:
Dakota (Simpsons episode) or
Cadon, Caedon, Caydon or some variation of"C-don"

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 10:42 PM (cjTjM)

36 My first grandson was born last Monday. Extremely happy since my daughter waited until I was at least 48 before she had him. But I'm wondering, they named him Leo. I'm curious, is Leo on the new name trends list? Not something I would have picked off hand. But hey, he's my first grandson and I'm happy as fuck. Even if his name is Leo.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 10:42 PM (ZOf1l)

37 My name peaked in the 1950s.


Posted by: mpfs
--------------

What? I went to school in the 80s and there were tons of kids named "Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks."

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:43 PM (7I4GE)

38 I'm happy as fuck. Even if his name is Leo.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 10:42 PM (ZOf1l)

CONGRATS!!!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 10:43 PM (DGIjM)

39
This year's soybean harvest in Latin America has been severely hurt by La Niña caused droughts. And given how much of the world's population relies on soybeans for food and animal feed, that means hunger and possible famines around the globe.


Great more shit for the Doomsday Preppers to prep for and me to freak out about because I don't even have an extra roll of toilet paper!!!!

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 10:43 PM (ssVeC)

40
They just don't write 'em like that, anymore.


I know.

Posted by: Greg Khin Band at May 03, 2012 10:44 PM (cjTjM)

41 23 Warren was ...
bragging that she provided the "intellectual foundations" of Occupy Wall Street.


Later she told reporters that she also provided the intellectual foundations for monkey poo flinging.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)

42 #26, seemed to me like a reasonable question to ask!

What is the highest number of faces you've gotten?

Posted by: Theresa at May 03, 2012 10:44 PM (Cf5RM)

43 37

*golf clap*

Posted by: mpfs at May 03, 2012 10:44 PM (Fy6L7)

44 Wait, wait, top names are "Jacob" and "Isabella"?

Nice going, you Twi-hard idiots.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:44 PM (7I4GE)

45
My first grandson was born last Monday. Extremely happy since my daughter waited until I was at least 48 before she had him. But I'm wondering, they named him Leo. I'm curious, is Leo on the new name trends list? Not something I would have picked off hand. But hey, he's my first grandson and I'm happy as fuck. Even if his name is Leo.

Congrats! I think Leo is a fine name but I'm partial to the old school names

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 10:45 PM (ssVeC)

46 Since it's an ONT, let me share uninteresting details about my life: I'm stuck in occupied Chicago yet again, and the hotel doesn't have the channel that is carrying the NHL playoffs (or as I prefer to call it, Canadian Ramadan).
/

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 03, 2012 10:45 PM (jYYek)

47 Hi, Shrimp!! That swarthy dude where I buy my lottery tix strong-armed me into a Fantasy 5 the other day (you have to get one, it's $300,000!!). I got a free play. That was, apparently, the lucky highlight of my week. Except that asthma kitteh has not turned up dead upon my arising or returning from work. I am having serious anxieties about that, but she's soldiering on. Although, after $550 in 10 days, it would be extremely churlish of her not to . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:45 PM (lJ2es)

48 Rich Injuin all have high cheek bones and bad eyes, and lie like shit.

Want to buy some cigarettes?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 03, 2012 10:45 PM (hXJOG)

49 Went back to the baby name thingy and checked Barack. It does not appear in the top 1000 names in any time period. Think it'll take off beginning in 2008?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 10:45 PM (7yvLv)

50 Took my 20-month-old grandson to kiddy-time at the library branch this morning. About two dozen kids, half boys.

Three Liams and three Evans. Forgot the rest. Rhys was with me.

I am named for my grandpa, and since the chart doesn't cover the 1880s, I don't know where my name stands, popularity-wise.

I'm for being able to rename yourself, somewhere about age 17.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 03, 2012 10:46 PM (ybkwK)

51 >>>This year's soybean harvest in Latin America has been severely hurt by La Niña caused droughts. And given how much of the world's population relies on soybeans for food and animal feed, that means hunger and possible famines around the globe.

In the end, there will be only chaos.

Speaking of chaos, unless this new uber-powerful EU is headed by a guy names "Nicolae Carpathia" or "Salvador Lucente", I'm not going to be too worried about the EU taking over the world:

EU PLOT TO SCRAP BRITAIN

http://tinyurl.com/75u2wag

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 03, 2012 10:46 PM (RvlzX)

52 Grandpa Samuel Adams, mega congratulations!

From what I could figure out from the chart, Theresa was a name that was moderately popular in the 1930s.

Posted by: Theresa at May 03, 2012 10:46 PM (Cf5RM)

53 Wasn't John Holmes known as The Strangler before he left for his porn career?



Or was that, "The Tonsil Slayer"?


In his later years he was know as "I'll do anything for money to support my cocaine habit including robbing and killing my friends and having unprotected sex with men and catching AIDS and dying a horrible death."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 10:47 PM (ZOf1l)

54 Dances with Penguins wasn't popular at all. That makes me unique

Posted by: robtr at May 03, 2012 10:47 PM (MtwBb)

55 A buddy of mine runs all his kids' names by me first because he knows I can think of the worst nicknames, especially for the girls.

Posted by: Greg Khin Band at May 03, 2012 10:47 PM (cjTjM)

56 My first grandson was born last Monday.

Aaaaawwwwww, congratulations, Sam!!! How extremely cool. And Leo? You have, I assume, heard of that DiCaprio chap, eh? Had to have something to do with it . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:47 PM (lJ2es)

57 My name peakedbetween the1930's to the early 1960's. Nice run I guess. I was born in 1969.

Posted by: stillers at May 03, 2012 10:47 PM (gVUg0)

58 Sam, I like the name Leo for a grandson. It'll sound good when ya holler, "Hey, Leo, bring me a beer. What? Yeah, you can have one if you don't tell your grandma."

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 10:48 PM (7yvLv)

59 Im baaaaack. Damnit.

Still in vacation mode though.

Oh, and Devils win.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 03, 2012 10:48 PM (I/cLr)

60 Tobias comes in at 131 per million, Michael, by contrast 22000.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 10:49 PM (NG097)

61 47 Hi, Shrimp!! That swarthy dude where I buy my lottery tix strong-armed me into a Fantasy 5 the other day (you have to get one, it's $300,000!!). I got a free play. That was, apparently, the lucky highlight of my week. Except that asthma kitteh has not turned up dead upon my arising or returning from work. I am having serious anxieties about that, but she's soldiering on. Although, after $550 in 10 days, it would be extremely churlish of her not to . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:45 PM (lJ2es)

I havent played any other game. Maybe I should.
There is a daily 3 and daily 4.. and the fantasy 5 .. then some 10 number game and add on's to the regular lotto.
I should branch out. Really become a gambler.

I could use 300k.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 10:49 PM (DGIjM)

62 Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:47 PM (lJ2es)


I wondered about that.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 10:50 PM (ZOf1l)

63 Egad.

That pimply faced Mark Zuckerburg's take from the IPO is anticipated to be $17.5 Billion!

BILLIONS MFers!

Why does that bother me so much?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 10:50 PM (piMMO)

64
My first grandson was born last Monday.

Aaaaawwwwww, congratulations, Sam!!! How extremely cool. And Leo? You have, I assume, heard of that DiCaprio chap, eh? Had to have something to do with it . . .


Plus there's been a ton of popes named Leo (I think). And my birfday makes me a leo!

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 10:50 PM (ssVeC)

65 A buddy of mine runs all his kids' names by me first because he knows I can think of the worst nicknames,...

I moved to civilized society from an Air Force Base when I was five.
The first kid to try that nickname shit lost a tooth.

Posted by: Beto at May 03, 2012 10:50 PM (lpWVn)

66 My friend has a two-year-old named Leo.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:50 PM (7I4GE)

67 We really shouldn't be surprised that so many liberals are rich, as cliched as "destroying it from the inside" is, it's still true, they become what they want to destroy.

Posted by: booger at May 03, 2012 10:51 PM (HI6wa)

68 Firearms connected to Operation Fast and Furious were used in the 2010 slaying of the brother of the former Chihuahua state attorney general, according to a U.S. congressional report.

The report said the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives traced two of the weapons suspected in the murder of lawyer Mario González Rodríguez, but did not report this fact to the Mexican government until eight months after the tracing.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 03, 2012 10:51 PM (e8kgV)

69 my name, like The Dude, abides.......


Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( never been to Mombasa ) at May 03, 2012 10:51 PM (Dll6b)

70 I typed in SCOAMF.... no hits?

.....oh, and hi Michelle's Dead Horse

Posted by: Hobo from Heck at May 03, 2012 10:52 PM (gYsnd)

71 Wait, wait, top names are "Jacob" and "Isabella"?

Nice going, you Twi-hard idiots.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:44 PM (7I4GE)


I just now figured out that this nic is in a fookikn vampire movei

Posted by: jake at May 03, 2012 10:52 PM (AZ8Mb)

72 Heh, I remember my brother's first wife telling the family when she was pregnant with their first that if it was a girl she wanted to name her Amanda Lynne. I told her if it was a boy she should name him Brock Lee.

Posted by: Theresa at May 03, 2012 10:53 PM (Cf5RM)

73 Fuck you Flyers!! Devils win. :-)

Posted by: stillers at May 03, 2012 10:53 PM (gVUg0)

74 My first grandson was born last Monday. Extremely
happy since my daughter waited until I was at least 48 before she had
him. But I'm wondering, they named him Leo. I'm curious, is Leo on the
new name trends list? Not something I would have picked off hand. But
hey, he's my first grandson and I'm happy as fuck. Even if his name is
Leo.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 10:42 PM (ZOf1l)Samuel, congrats, you will experience all the joy and love and fun, with half the worry g-d willing. i absolutely adore my granchildren even though i was taken aback at first by my granchild when he said gramma when i felt so not gramma-ish

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 10:53 PM (TomZ9)

75 watching The Highlander on tivo. Actuallya pretty good movie.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 10:53 PM (cjTjM)

76 No link, as I'm a lazy bastard, but belated congtratulations to FL governor Rick Scott on his refusal to disarm citizens in Tamp during the Republican convention. The article is on Drudge (or was 12 hours ago), and his explanation for refusal is perfect.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 03, 2012 10:53 PM (jYYek)

77 And my birfday makes me a leo!

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 10:50 PM (ssVeC)

Heh, mine too! Leos rule . . . Plus, no self-esteem issues. Whatsoever.

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:53 PM (lJ2es)

78 banned for that picture earlier?


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp
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No, for some reason that "diary" went nowhere so my comment wasn't noticed.

So I used another hip-pocket Kos handle (of course I have one, I've got a terabyte of gmail accounts with nothing but a Kos registration in them) and posted the picture just now in an Elizabeth Warren thread, lolol. Soon to be banned, no doubt, lolol.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:53 PM (7I4GE)

79 You watch, in time, the top children's names will be Mohammed and Aisha.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 03, 2012 10:54 PM (RvlzX)

80 Hey, same here, I'm a Leo too. No control issues whatsoever. I'm perfectly content to not be in charge, guarantee that. Now let me just go sharpen my teeth a little in case you believe that.....

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:55 PM (7I4GE)

81 Good evening, good people. Nifty day tormenting the grandkids. I do enjoy those small pleasures.

My name peaked in the 40's and darn near disappeared in the 90's. As if I really cared.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2012 10:55 PM (SAMxH)

82 @77: Oddly enough I'm a Leo, too. And a Rabbit, according to my Chinese placemat.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 10:55 PM (niZvt)

83 Kratos, I thinklast year there was a report from England that Mohammed is in the top three male baby names there.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 10:56 PM (7yvLv)

84 This is obviously a plot to learn all of our real names. Well played...

Apparently, there were damn near no kids named Ivan in the 40's, 50's and 60's.

Posted by: Secundus at May 03, 2012 10:56 PM (lrXzu)

85 No control issues whatsoever. I'm perfectly content to not be in charge, guarantee that.

Oh, look, arhooley, your pants are on fire!! Here's how I look at it. People, much like puppies, are looking for a leader. God put us here and we are morally obliged to step up.

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:57 PM (lJ2es)

86 The name Barack was pretty common in the gay circles of Indonesia and Chicago.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 10:57 PM (cjTjM)

87 @84: unless you're a Ruskie, I can't fathom naming a kid Ivan, Boris, or Igor.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 10:58 PM (niZvt)

88 If my calculations are correct, a single Billion means that you can spend $2800 an hour, every hour, 24 hours a day, every day of the year (including leap years) for the next 50 years.

This one transaction is worth nearly 18 of those.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 10:58 PM (piMMO)

89 The number one horse running in the Derby this weekend is named Hanson and is now 10/1. Has made his owners $1.5 mil against a $7,500 stud fee.

Hanson is a fine name.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 03, 2012 10:58 PM (ybkwK)

90 Yooohooo! Eric Hollllder!

Posted by: Mexican Prison at May 03, 2012 10:58 PM (QTHTd)

91 one of my children is a Leo, she is the most responsible of my children, easiest to get along with, laid back , but whew hard headed when it comes to anything very importanat to her, which you'd never know unless you hit 'the spot'

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 10:58 PM (TomZ9)

92 Jayden is what you name your son when you're certain you want him to turn out as an unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit.

Posted by: R. Lee Squatchy at May 03, 2012 10:58 PM (nwL1o)

93 This is an essay by Danish psychologist Nicolai Sennels who found after
studying Muslim and non-Muslim youths at a Copenhagen youth prison that
there are some big differences in psychology and world view.


What a surprise. The muzzie scum have to kiss the ground 5 times a day to prove to themselves that they are worthless, insignificant pieces of shit and, loa dn behold, they have different (twisted and demented) personalities.

Who would have thunk it? After all, people who like the idea of honor killing - daddy muzz goes and strangles his young daughter to death because the "wrong boy" looked at her, and then sits down for a nice meal with what's left of the family ... and everything is just peachy.

Who could imagine that people raised in such an insane and pathetic culture would be different than civilized Westerners?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 10:58 PM (X3lox)

94 Oddly enough I'm a Leo, too. And a Rabbit, according to my Chinese placemat.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 10:55 PM (niZvt)

O. M. G. I am a Leo/metal rabbit. No wonder we are so sympatico, CoolCzech (besides the fact that we are so incredibly good-lookin' . . .)

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 10:58 PM (lJ2es)

95 Kratos, I thinklast year there was a report from England that Mohammed is in the top three male baby names there.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 10:56 PM (7yvLv)

I denounce my memory! Went and looked - it was only about 16th or so.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 10:59 PM (7yvLv)

96 The report said the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco,
Firearms and Explosives traced two of the weapons suspected in the
murder of lawyer Mario González Rodríguez, but did not report this fact
to the Mexican government until eight months after the tracing.


Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy
----------------------

Rodriguez was a White Hispanic.

Posted by: MFM at May 03, 2012 10:59 PM (7I4GE)

97 Ivan is John anyway, isn't it? (Everything I know about Russian is from Tom Clancy novels.)

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 03, 2012 10:59 PM (nIZa7)

98 obviously a plot to learn all of our real names. Well played...





Posted by: Secundus at May 03, 2012 10:56 PM (lrXzu)


Nice try, but........my name isn't Stan and I don't live in Santa Rosa

yours truly,
Nigel Witherstone Footgirth

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( never been to Mombasa ) at May 03, 2012 11:00 PM (Dll6b)

99 My name peaked in the 40's and darn near disappeared in the 90's. As if I really cared.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2012 10:55 PM (SAMxH)



Look at the bright side - from your past posts, it sounds as though you're still peaking, in spite of your silly and unpopular name.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 03, 2012 11:00 PM (jYYek)

100 If you ever really needed an example of the malignancy of the the Left, I give you: Sarah Palin vs. Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 03, 2012 11:01 PM (MwTP4)

101 "Hillary" falls off a cliff shortly after Clinton was elected

Posted by: Uncledave at May 03, 2012 11:01 PM (6b6ir)

102 Jack Mehoff is popular

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 11:01 PM (cjTjM)

103 i became confused at the name finder, i didn't know whether to input willow or my name i finally gave up in confusion.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 11:01 PM (TomZ9)

104 The West and the muzzie differences can best be summed up by:

Individualism/Guilt/Atonement versus Tribalism/Shame/Revenge

That tells people pretty much everything they need to know about muzzies and how they will ract to things, and it ain't one bit like Westerners would (which is why empathy doesn't work, at all, when Westerners apply it to muzzies).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 11:02 PM (X3lox)

105 What is the highest number of faces you've gotten?


Posted by: Theresa
----------------

Oh, it's up to 28 now. I think that's my record for a single post.

Posted by: MFM at May 03, 2012 11:02 PM (7I4GE)

106 Heh, here's a great re-imagining of the "Life of Julia" Obama Ad:

Math is hard! Shopping is fun! Women need Obama to take care of them.

http://tinyurl.com/cemhze5

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 03, 2012 11:02 PM (RvlzX)

107 I guess my parents were cool naming me after a so-so pitcher for the Milwaukee braves, go figure.

Warren needs to put down that shovel. I guess she thought that doing the SCOAMF tactic of lying your ass off works for minorities of a one-thrity-second kind. Cripes. I can't wait to hear her next whopper that her great^5 grandmother was mulatto.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 03, 2012 11:02 PM (BwDfs)

108 Oddly, MY name never peaked in America, and has been declining ever since.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 03, 2012 11:03 PM (niZvt)

109 Ivan is John anyway, isn't it? (Everything I know about Russian is from Tom Clancy novels.)


Posted by: Waterhouse at May 03, 2012 10:59 PM (nIZa7)


And csar is caesar.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 11:03 PM (X3lox)

110 Maet, those incandescents aren't contraband, just prudent purchases. They're like toilet paper - you're always going to need them and the price isn't going to go down. Might as well buy as many as you can reasonably store (I've got a big attic).

Unless, of course, you're in Kalifornia, Then they ARE contraband!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:03 PM (7yvLv)

111 But "Monica" peaked in the '70s and fell off linearly. There was no sudden drop in 1998.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 03, 2012 11:03 PM (QTHTd)

112 Hanson is a fine name.Posted by: The littl shyning man

Unless your last name is 'Hanson.'

Posted by: Jerry Bruckheimer at May 03, 2012 11:03 PM (ebPtk)

113 Ihor is Ivan in Ukraine !!!! but,,,,,,,,,,,,Ukraine is weak!!!

Posted by: Kramer ( before the ni**er incident ) at May 03, 2012 11:03 PM (Dll6b)

114 Many Leos conceived pre air-conditioning, like me.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 03, 2012 11:04 PM (ybkwK)

115 Nigel Witherstone Footgirth

Hey, don't you still own me 20 million euros for helping you move that, er, development money out of Nigeria?

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 11:04 PM (NG097)

116 My friend has a two-year-old named Leo.


Okay, feeling much better about the name now. Still, my first grandchild with my first child. Being all man who hasn't had to forcefully give up his mancard ever, that child brings a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:04 PM (ZOf1l)

117 I can't do it........someone tell me how popular "Barack" was around 2008-2009............and now many kids will grow up and hate their parents for the stupid name later.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 03, 2012 11:04 PM (OWjjx)

118 Oddly enough I'm a Leo, too. And a Rabbit, according to my Chinese placemat.

***

Taurus/Snake here

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 11:04 PM (piMMO)

119 Leo? There was a baseball player of some repute with that name as I recall.

Posted by: Retread at May 03, 2012 11:05 PM (joSBv)

120 "Hanson" is 'son of Hans' ---- all those Scandi traditional names are 'son of'

Posted by: I am not Morg, or I-Morg at May 03, 2012 11:05 PM (Dll6b)

121 that child brings a tear to my eye.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:04 PM (ZOf1l)

Awwwwww.

What a blessing.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 11:05 PM (DGIjM)

122 Oh crumb, that was me answering you at 105, Theresa.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:05 PM (7I4GE)

123 His name is my name, too.

Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at May 03, 2012 11:05 PM (7yvLv)

124
So tell me, wtf would anyone name their kid some damn thing like Dweezil, or Moon Unit? Those 2 have always boggled me.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2012 11:06 PM (SAMxH)

125
What a surprise. The muzzie scum have to kiss the ground 5 times a day to prove to themselves that they are worthless, insignificant pieces of shit and, loa dn behold, they have different (twisted and demented) personalities

I read a book a while back by a woman who was from Syria originally. She was born into a Muslim family (obviously?) but is an atheist now, I think. I believe it was called "A God Who Hates" - fascinating. We were never taught anything about Islam and I thought this was a pretty good explanation of why many of them end up like your descripton.

fasinating and depressing. Gonna have to watch a few DVR'd episodes of Doomsday Preppers to perk myself up.
Which brings me to Home and Garden channel or whatever it is called. My daughter likes to watch the house hunter, property virgins and property brothers shows. When the hell were these shows filmed? Who has $700,000 to $800,000 budget for a home, (other than 1/32nd Cherokee Harvard Law Professors???)

I digress, sorry

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 11:06 PM (ssVeC)

126 No link, as I'm a lazy bastard, but belated congtratulations to FL
governor Rick Scott on his refusal to disarm citizens in Tamp during the
Republican convention. The article is on Drudge (or was 12 hours ago),
and his explanation for refusal is perfect.

****

I was dong the happy dance last night and again this morning.

We had a lot of fun with the mayor banning "pieces of wood".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 11:07 PM (piMMO)

127 So tell me, wtf would anyone name their kid some damn thing like Dweezil, or Moon Unit? Those 2 have always boggled me.Posted by: irongrampa

Because even if they blew all papa's money, they'd still be known for something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2012 11:07 PM (ebPtk)

128 And csar is caesar.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 11:03 PM (X3lox)


good, good----now what is 'yob tvoyu mat' ??

Posted by: I am not Morg, or I-Morg at May 03, 2012 11:08 PM (Dll6b)

129 Strange... 'Fester' and 'Thundercock' don't even make the list.

Posted by: R. Lee Squatchy at May 03, 2012 11:08 PM (nwL1o)

130 You fuckers make fun of Moxie Crime Fighter and I will beat the shit out of Teller.

Posted by: Penn Gillette at May 03, 2012 11:08 PM (ZOf1l)

131
I gave my son a very strong manly name.

He went to school with alot of Connors and Josh's.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 11:09 PM (DGIjM)

132
So tell me, wtf would anyone name their kid some damn thing like Dweezil, or Moon Unit? Those 2 have always boggled me.


So what? I was a Libertarian

Posted by: Frank Zappa at May 03, 2012 11:09 PM (cjTjM)

133 Sam, the best part about a grandkid is getting to hand him to one of his parents and tell them he needs to have a diaper change.

I also admit to some significant emotion about new babies, our own and thenthe grandkids. It is a wonderful part of being in a family.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:09 PM (7yvLv)

134 #128
Ewok?

Posted by: Secundus at May 03, 2012 11:09 PM (lrXzu)

135 124
So tell me, wtf would anyone name their kid some damn thing like Dweezil, or Moon Unit? Those 2 have always boggled me.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2012 11:06 PM (SAMxH)


Not as bad as "Two Dogs Fucking"

Posted by: Chief Spreading Bull at May 03, 2012 11:10 PM (niZvt)

136 I have no first name ------( adds to the mystique )


Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at May 03, 2012 11:10 PM (Dll6b)

137
I have the honor of being unable to misspell my name. So there's that. Every little bit helps.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2012 11:11 PM (SAMxH)

138 Yob tvoyu mat is really hard to type against the wishes of auto-correct. Also, best said only when armed or skilled at unarmed combat, tovarisch.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 03, 2012 11:11 PM (I/cLr)

139
Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 11:06 PM (ssVeC)


There's a very good reason islam called itself "submission".

Submission is what islam is all about and that is what is pounded into the head of every muslim every day (five times a day for the hard lesson).

islam is all about turning a population into nothing but fodder to be used by the current ruler in attempts to further expand the islamic land empire, which is what islam was founded for. This is what islam is all about. There's nothing religious about islam. It's all political. And vicious.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 11:11 PM (X3lox)

140 My name is Jim, James in longhand. Simple, easy, has historical roots, and very easy to pronounce. I wish parents thought that way now.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:11 PM (ZOf1l)

141 I have no first name ------( adds to the mystique )
Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at May 03, 2012 11:10 PM (Dll6b)


But the squadron commander in Catch 22 had only one name, yes?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:11 PM (7yvLv)

142 Renee and Maeghan's profiles feature on meet-an-inmate.com
***
Do they tell you what the person is in jail for? There is a difference between "cheated on her taxes" and "stabbed her ex with a knife because he didn't compliment her new mullet"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2012 11:11 PM (3aXbg)

143 I have a cousin named................Richard Dick. ---seriously. Richard Dick

Posted by: Mel Gibson, raconteur at May 03, 2012 11:12 PM (Dll6b)

144 good, good----now what is 'yob tvoyu mat' ??


Posted by: I am not Morg, or I-Morg at May 03, 2012 11:08 PM (Dll6b)


I've played chess with ticked off Russians so I know what that means.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 11:12 PM (X3lox)

145 137 I have the honor of being unable to misspell my name. So there's that. Every little bit helps.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2012 11:11 PM (SAMxH)



Bob?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 03, 2012 11:12 PM (jYYek)

146 So in Highlander, the only Scot actor (Connery) plays a Spaniard?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at May 03, 2012 11:12 PM (cjTjM)

147 But the squadron commander in Catch 22 had only one name, yes?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:11 PM (7yvLv


don't make the men fly any more missions.......

Posted by: Major Major Major Major at May 03, 2012 11:13 PM (Dll6b)

148
good, good----now what is 'yob tvoyu mat' ??


Isn't that something derogative about your mother?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:13 PM (ZOf1l)

149 ticked off Russians

Do they come in another flavor?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 03, 2012 11:13 PM (I/cLr)

150 I'll take the inmate chick on the right, she might be a murderer but she also looks like she'd be worth the risk

Posted by: Jeriko at May 03, 2012 11:14 PM (Wt52a)

151 Muslim clients mainly see the sources for their suffering as outer
factors: An unfair society and non-Islamic authorities are the general
scapegoats.
***
Isn't this just as true of the Occubombers? I didn't mean to hit you baby, but damn that Richard Nixon.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2012 11:14 PM (3aXbg)

152 So, did anyone check "Ace" to see how it's trending?

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 11:14 PM (lJ2es)

153
My husband and I have four children. I feel compelled to add that he is the father of all of them. My mother is "Black Irish" from Ireland and whenver we talked names she would give us the gaelic equivalent of the name.
My husband would have none of that and said if we had a son he would be named "Hal" or "Elvis" and she couldn't give us a gaelic version.
Thankfully we never got to that point, having all girls ...
And yes my husband has running water, heat and cable tvin his shed for certain weeks of the month.

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 11:14 PM (ssVeC)

154 ticked off Russians



Do they come in another flavor?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 03, 2012 11:13 PM (I/cLr)


Yes. Insufferable when they win.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 11:14 PM (X3lox)

155 tovariCh

Posted by: Major Major Major Major at May 03, 2012 11:15 PM (Dll6b)

156 It's all Russki for MFer

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 11:15 PM (cjTjM)

157 Kratos, Suitably Flip has a great post about Julia and her life under Mitt versus her life under Obama. "The Life of Julie"

Linky: http://tinyurl.com/6wrnssm


Posted by: Theresa at May 03, 2012 11:15 PM (Cf5RM)

158 My name has done particularly well the past couple decades. It seems my parents got in on the ground floor. Buy low sell high! Thanks, Mom and Dad!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 03, 2012 11:15 PM (oipCQ)

159 ticked off Russians



Do they come in another flavor?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 03, 2012 11:13 PM (I/cLr)

Cripes, DC . . . there are the "thieving Russians" and the "murdering Russians," just to name a few.

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 11:15 PM (lJ2es)

160 @ 145

Yep. A Jr, named after my Dad--something I've always been proud of. He was, and still is, my role model.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2012 11:16 PM (SAMxH)

161 Mutter ist ein whoren?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:16 PM (ZOf1l)

162 The inmate chick on the right looks alarmingly like my youngest sons girlfriend. Alarmingly.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:16 PM (7yvLv)

163 Isn't that something derogative about your mother?




Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:13 PM (ZOf1l)


depends on the nature of your relationship

Posted by: Siggy Freud, M.D. at May 03, 2012 11:17 PM (Dll6b)

164 Heh, here's a great re-imagining of the "Life of Julia" Obama Ad:
----------------

That was funny.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:17 PM (7I4GE)

165 I'll take the inmate chick on the right, she might be a murderer but she also looks like she'd be worth the risk
Posted by: Jeriko at May 03, 2012 11:14 PM (Wt52a)


Likely looks a tad different now.

Posted by: eman at May 03, 2012 11:18 PM (XrDou)

166 I have a cousin named................Richard Dick. ---seriously. Richard Dick
***
Never heard of him

Posted by: Rep Dick Sweat at May 03, 2012 11:18 PM (3aXbg)

167 I don't think there is an intellectually honest bone in Little White Dove's body. She would be right at home in the Senate.

Posted by: jinxthecat at May 03, 2012 11:18 PM (l3vZN)

168 irongrampa, the family story goes that Mom wanted to name me Jr, but the old man thought it pretentious. So I picked up his name as my middle, Robert. I, in turn, name one of my sons Robert. My dad was my hero.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:18 PM (7yvLv)

169 there are the "thieving Russians" and the "murdering Russians," just to name a few.

True, but the thieves and murderers are pissed off, yes?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 03, 2012 11:19 PM (I/cLr)

170
I have a cousin named................Richard Dick. ---seriously. Richard Dick
***
Never heard of him


Posted by: Rep Dick Sweat at May 03, 2012 11:18 PM (3aXbg)

Me neither.

Posted by: Dick Armey at May 03, 2012 11:19 PM (ZOf1l)

171 I'm middle class because I say I am. I'm Native American because I say I am. I'm the 99% because I say I am. I feel your pain because I say I do. I think that about covers it.

Posted by: no good deed at May 03, 2012 11:19 PM (mjR67)

172 I read a book a while back by a woman who was from Syria originally. She
was born into a Muslim family (obviously?) but is an atheist now, I
think. I believe it was called "A God Who Hates" - fascinating.
-----------------

Wafa Sultan?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:19 PM (7I4GE)

173 Funny, and likely NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/6ltamnn

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2012 11:19 PM (3aXbg)

174 Remember that guy Dick Trickle? I'm too fuckin' lazy to google it and dial it in, but I know some of you guys remember (now).

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 11:19 PM (lJ2es)

175 "The US Department of Agriculture believes that soybean production is headed for its biggest global drop ever..."

Manboobs hardest hit.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 03, 2012 11:20 PM (nZvGM)

176 aaaaaaaaaannnnnndddd I out

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2012 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)

177
Wafa Sultan?

Yes arhooley shewas the author!

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 11:20 PM (ssVeC)

178 Remember that guy Dick Trickle? I'm too fuckin' lazy to google it and dial it in, but I know some of you guys remember (now).


Yeah I remember that, got that in Germany from a WAF...........Oh wait, race car driver.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:21 PM (ZOf1l)

179 Trickle was a NASCAR driver who smoked cigarettes in the race car during yellow flags.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:21 PM (7yvLv)

180 True, but the thieves and murderers are pissed off, yes?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 03, 2012 11:19 PM (I/cLr)

Aren't we all? Srsly, in the Age of Obama, that's a given.

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 11:21 PM (lJ2es)

181 I have met only about a dozen women sharing my name in my entire life. I hated having a rare name (in the midst of all the pretty Lisa's and Kim's, my name was rather outlandish) while growing up, but I like it now.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 03, 2012 11:22 PM (bMLFV)

182 Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (7I4GE)

May I bask in your glory for a moment or two?

Posted by: eman at May 03, 2012 11:22 PM (XrDou)

183 I don't think there is an intellectually honest bone in Little White Dove's body.
***
Generally being honest or having a sense of integrity are rather deleterious to the career of a Democrat apparatchik or politician.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2012 11:22 PM (3aXbg)

184 I sorta knew Dick Armey---he wasn't a dick and didn't have an army.


He taught economics at North Texas State U. before getting elected to Congress. Had four kids,


born and raised in North Dakota ---- it's very cold there, you know

Posted by: Lenny Bruce / Leonard Alfred Schneider at May 03, 2012 11:22 PM (Dll6b)

185 I have a cousin named................Richard Dick. ---seriously. Richard Dick***Never heard of him

Hey cuz!

Posted by: Richard Jr. (aka Little Dick) at May 03, 2012 11:23 PM (gYsnd)

186
Kratos, Suitably Flip has a great post about Julia and her life under Mitt versus her life under Obama. "The Life of Julie"

Theresa that was great! One of my girls is Julie- old school "Julie" not Obamabot "Julia"

Franky I found that whole "Life of Julia" thing scary and so pretentious. She opened her own "web design" business and "volunteered at a community garden" - gag me

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 11:23 PM (ssVeC)

187 ""I sorta knew Dick Armey---he wasn't a dick and didn't have an army.""



Sounds like the entire obama white house.... dick army.

Posted by: Berserker at May 03, 2012 11:24 PM (FMbng)

188 Looks like admin pissed *some*one off NSFW:
http://tinyurl.com/cyx5ptu

Word to the wise: never mix the moron lifestyle and business, especially if the moron lifestyle is your business. Or something.

Posted by: Glad I'm Not Admin at May 03, 2012 11:24 PM (7QKTJ)

189 Heh....doggehs are funny when they dream.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 03, 2012 11:24 PM (I/cLr)

190 Got through The Children of Men, 18-1. It turned out much better than it started. Lots of sudden twists there at the end. And a good morality tale. Thanks for the reading tip.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:24 PM (7yvLv)

191 Yeah, the inmate on the right looks cute in the photo. But you know, having worked in a prison I can report you wouldn't wanna touch one without some serious whore-grade pharmaceuticals in your system.

Posted by: Chief Spreading Bull at May 03, 2012 11:24 PM (niZvt)

192 157 Kratos, Suitably Flip has a great post about Julia and her life under Mitt versus her life under Obama. "The Life of Julie"

Linky: http://tinyurl.com/6wrnssm


Posted by: Theresa at May 03, 2012 11:15 PM (Cf5RM)

Thats hilarious.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 11:25 PM (DGIjM)

193 Hello again everyone! I hope everyone is having a wonderful evening.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:25 PM (R5yLq)

194 Kratos, Suitably Flip has a great post about Julia and her life under Mitt versus her life under Obama. "The Life of Julie"

Linky: http://tinyurl.com/6wrnssm




Posted by: Theresa
-----------------

That's a great one, too.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:27 PM (7I4GE)

195 CoolCzech...Star Trek tribbles was a funny episode. The things would not stop reproducing..a little like liberals..lol

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:28 PM (lkdo/)

196 the new, improved arhooley ...What did you say to get kicked off Kos?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:28 PM (lkdo/)

197 serious whore-grade pharmaceuticals

Chief, I'm thinking any such medications are serious . . . . . .

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:29 PM (7yvLv)

198 serious whore-grade pharmaceuticals in your system.
Posted by: Chief Spreading Bull at May 03, 2012 11:24 PM (niZvt)



I tried to warn ya, but the Lortab won. Ms. Bachmann ain't gettin a Christmas card this year, and you can print that wherever you'd like.

Posted by: Rick Perry's Bite at the Apple, RIP at May 03, 2012 11:30 PM (jYYek)

199 190 L Rob, don't watch the movie. If you enjoyed the book, it will disappoint you.

Posted by: no good deed at May 03, 2012 11:31 PM (mjR67)

200 May I bask in your glory for a moment or two?


Posted by: eman
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Haha, sure! Here, have a few frowny-faces, I've got plenty.
[___ src="http://smilies.mee.nu/light/15_orange/icon_frown.gif" /][___ src="http://smilies.mee.nu/light/15_orange/icon_frown.gif" /][___ src="http://smilies.mee.nu/light/15_orange/icon_frown.gif" /]

By the way, Pixy hates me so if that's just a bunch of html, I blame her, or it, or whatever Pixy is.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:32 PM (7I4GE)

201 #194

I loved that one. Protest Macrame!

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:32 PM (R5yLq)

202 Okay, I know what Pixy is now. It's Satan.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:33 PM (7I4GE)

203 199
190 L Rob, don't watch the movie. If you enjoyed the book, it will disappoint you.


Posted by: no good deed at May 03, 2012 11:31 PM (mjR67)

I just watched some of the shots online - some guy made a compilation of the really long shots, and it *looked* good. But based on your warning, I'll jsut read the book.
I am worried about too much hippie doom crap. Should I be?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 03, 2012 11:33 PM (oipCQ)

204 Good night, morons everywhere. Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:33 PM (7yvLv)

205 What did you say to get kicked off Kos?


Posted by: Lampshade
-----------------------------

26 My latest Kos banning.

So like an idiot I decided to be principled and rational and I crept all buttoned-down and nicey into some thread about Occupy where they were lamenting that these anarchy groups are "infiltrating" Occupy and "giving it a bad name." I asked politely why they're infiltrating Occupy and not the Tea Party if they really want to discredit a grass-roots political movement. Twenty-seven frowny-faces and I was gone, lolololol!!!!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:34 PM (7I4GE)

206 Tonto is a popular name in my family.

Posted by: Lizzie Heap Big Ass Warren at May 03, 2012 11:34 PM (ZGZOi)

207 "As we saw in Egypt hungry unhappy people topple governments."


Which way is Egypt?

Posted by: Hungry North Korean at May 03, 2012 11:35 PM (HZYfk)

208 I tried to warn ya, but the Lortab won

If there was ever a finer pharmaceutical than the Quaalude, well, I'm just glad I don't know about it.

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 11:35 PM (lJ2es)

209 Wafa Sultan?

Yes arhooley shewas the author!


Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones
---------------

She's great. I saw her speak once and she does complete sentences, forceful, no backing down on anything.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:35 PM (7I4GE)

210 Julia the parasite. So the Obama re-election is just flat out theft from the productive. If we lose this there is no turning back.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 03, 2012 11:36 PM (MwTP4)

211
Wishing all you morons a Happy CINCO DE QUATRO!!!
I'm pulling for that hanson horse on derby day
G NITE!!!

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 03, 2012 11:36 PM (ssVeC)

212 Hi, Hummingbird! Waazzuup tonite?

Posted by: Theresa at May 03, 2012 11:37 PM (Cf5RM)

213 We can give them names, or we can give them ex's and oh's.

http://tinyurl.com/84y5blg

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:37 PM (ZOf1l)

214 Wishing all you morons a Happy CINCO DE QUATRO!!!

I wish I had 5 Audi Quattros.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 03, 2012 11:37 PM (nIZa7)

215 So like an idiot I decided to be principled and rational and I crept all
buttoned-down and nicey into some thread about Occupy where they were
lamenting that these anarchy groups are "infiltrating" Occupy and
"giving it a bad name." I asked politely why they're infiltrating Occupy and
not the Tea Party if they really want to discredit a grass-roots
political movement. Twenty-seven frowny-faces and I was gone,
lolololol!!!!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:34 PM (7I4GE)


Heh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 11:38 PM (X3lox)

216 #205

They banned you for that?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:38 PM (R5yLq)

217
Watchg Star Trek (next generation) episode lonely among us...Data is smoking a pipe.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:39 PM (lkdo/)

218 203 It wasn't the hippy crap doom so much as the "loosely based" on the book that ruined it for me. They left out some major plot points, and it felt more like "The Transporter."

Posted by: no good deed at May 03, 2012 11:40 PM (mjR67)

219 Mariano Rivera: Torn ACL, and probably done for the season. Good bye season

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 11:40 PM (eCnLg)

220 Hummingbird..liberals are very sensitive these days. A liberal, that I have known me for years, said that he doesnt want to talk to me again because I questioned him on his political views.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:41 PM (lkdo/)

221 Hi folks, still popping pills, leaking viscous nasal fluids and mouth breathing.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 03, 2012 11:41 PM (JKNDp)

222 Awww... Ohio Dan.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 11:42 PM (DGIjM)

223 'Do they tell you what the person is in jail for? There is a difference between "cheated on her taxes" and "stabbed her ex with a knife because he didn't compliment her new mullet" '

Careful there. The woman who cheated on her taxes, wrote bad checks, or embezzled is more likely to steal from you. I once heard a judge refer stealing crimes as "crimes of moral turpitude". Those people are dishonest and you can't trust them around your wallet. Ever. Assailants have more of a problem with self control and anger management. Then there are addicts who are just all around screwed up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 03, 2012 11:42 PM (ZGZOi)

224 #212

Having a great night. We stopped at the pet store on the way home and I went a little crazy. I bought a Kong for Rooster so he'd have something to chew. I brought it home and filled it. He sniffed at it a few times, pushed it around with his nose once or twice. Then he grabbed the old mountain dew bottle he's been chewing on and jumped in Stuck's lap. He hasn't touched the Kong since. He is so Stuck's dog!

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:42 PM (R5yLq)

225 Star Trek chicks are sexy

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:42 PM (lkdo/)

226 Mariano Rivera: Torn ACL, and probably done for the season. Good bye season

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 11:40 PM (eCnLg)


Neither a Yankees or a Red Sox fan, but I bet that the fucking Red Sox fans are cheering.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:42 PM (ZOf1l)

227
Time for the old folk. Gonna lazy up tomorrow.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2012 11:42 PM (SAMxH)

228 #220

I really don't understand why people would act that way. Just because you don't happen to agree politically doesn't make you a bad person.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:43 PM (R5yLq)

229 My dad was my hero.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 03, 2012 11:18 PM (7yvLv)



I'll second you on that one...I love dad way more today than I ever did as a kid, and appreciate how he and mom raised me now that I'm a full-on adult. After seeing my grandfather,my father'sfather, pass in 2010, I've been granted a clearer appreciation for how important our parents are. In our current situation nationally, having two loving parents your entire life is becoming more and more a bonus, and less and less standard practice. I consider myself a very lucky man on that account.

Posted by: Rick Perry's Bite at the Apple, RIP at May 03, 2012 11:44 PM (Vly8Q)

230 Occutards are muslim? Hooda thunk it?


I cruised the Hoosgow Hotties slide show. My ex-girlfriend must have gotten early release....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 03, 2012 11:44 PM (kD0nJ)

231 If there was ever a finer pharmaceutical than the Quaalude, well, I'm just glad I don't know about it.


Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 11:35 PM


Preach it, sister!

Posted by: huerfano at May 03, 2012 11:44 PM (bAGA/)

232 Evening all. Im sitting in the theatre waiting for the Avengers to start. What are y'all up to?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 03, 2012 11:45 PM (uT5Sb)

233 #232

I want to see that so no spoilers!

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:45 PM (R5yLq)

234 If you are on twitter... go say Happy Birthday to this 9 year old with brain cancer who isnt going to make it much longer. He wants to trend on twitter.

#ryankennedy

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 03, 2012 11:45 PM (DGIjM)

235 There's probably less than 1000 people in the country with my name and half of them spell it differently.

It's a blessing and a curse.

Posted by: runninrebel at May 03, 2012 11:46 PM (N/1Dm)

236 my name tops out at 335 out of a million in the 50's

Posted by: The Dude at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (tw6Ar)

237 Hummingbird. I agree. I could not have a rational conversation with him. Like he is walking around wearing blinders. I imagine quite a few wear blinders these days/.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (lkdo/)

238 He hasn't touched the Kong since. He is so Stuck's dog! Posted by: Hummingbird

LOL! Our family dog, an adorable little Shih-Tzu, has all kinds of toys but she loves to play with toilet paper cardboard rolls, and her hairbrush after she's just been brushed - she hates being brushed. She attacks that brush like it's the enemy.

Posted by: Theresa at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (Cf5RM)

239
Hummingbird..liberals are very sensitive these days. A liberal, that I
have known me for years, said that he doesnt want to talk to me again
because I questioned him on his political views.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:41 PM (lkdo/)


So....Good. One less piece of shit in your life. My sister told me 3 years ago that Beck, Limbaugh, and Palin should die. I told her that anyone who voted for Obama in '08 is the dumbest piece of shit in existence and should live a long, painful, and unhappy existence. We haven't talked since, and I still don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (ZOf1l)

240 I really don't understand why people would act that
way. Just because you don't happen to agree politically doesn't make
you a bad person.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:43 PM (R5yLq)



Why not? Leftists political ideas makes them very bad people. Very bad.

Of course, leftists know this (they hate themselves, for good reason) which is why they are so sensitive about anyone challenging their asinine ideas.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (X3lox)

241 My father and motherare my role models. Mothers day is coming upsoon. What are people doing for their mothers?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (lkdo/)

242 Good evening.

Arhooley's story is a friggin' hoot. Good point, too.

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (F79HU)

243 How come this Julia bitch is getting so much free shit?

Obama said he was gonna pay for my gas and rent outta his stash, but I ain't seen jack.

And, actually, my gas keeps gettting more expensive. Shiiiiiiiiiit, Barry. You done fucked up.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at May 03, 2012 11:48 PM (xGawh)

244
'Do they tell you what the person is in jail for? There is a difference
between "cheated on her taxes" and "stabbed her ex with a knife because
he didn't compliment her new mullet" '



I'd rather have a women stab me in the back than fuck up my finances and leave me broke

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 03, 2012 11:48 PM (tKFT6)

245 Samuel. I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:48 PM (lkdo/)

246 there are the "thieving Russians" and the "murdering Russians," just to name a few.



True, but the thieves and murderers are pissed off, yes?


*****

Please. I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 11:48 PM (piMMO)

247 #15

My mother's real name doesn't appear to have cracked the top 1000 ever. One of my brothers has a name that peaked around 1890.

Posted by: epobirs at May 03, 2012 11:49 PM (kcfmt)

248 What are people doing for their mothers?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (lkdo/)

building a kegerator to fit into their island

Posted by: The Dude at May 03, 2012 11:49 PM (tw6Ar)

249 Oh. God. I DVRed an episode of the Closer. It featured 70s actress Kay Lenz as the murder suspect. I didn't recognize her- worst surgery I've seen in ages. Looks like the Joker. Ladies, don't be so vain. the Lord knows what He's doing. Grow old with class and grace. Nothing sexier

Posted by: Ombudsman at May 03, 2012 11:51 PM (AxHOT)

250 That cable technique is only useful for relatively short lengths. 250 foot Cat 5e cables are a whole other animal. It really helps to have a partner on those.

3-phase electrical cables, it really helps to have two partners while you sit ten feet away and supervise.

Posted by: epobirs at May 03, 2012 11:51 PM (kcfmt)

251 Samuel. I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:48 PM (lkdo/)


I'm not, she's fat and unhappy living in Denton Texas, still whining about the gun nuts there.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:52 PM (ZOf1l)

252 Listening to Mobid Angel's last album, Illud Divinum Insanus.

I'm...gobsmacked. Morbid Angel, *the* death metal band by which all death metal bands are measured against and they decided to put out a faggoty little industrial album?

Industrial crossed with Japanese anime j-pop sounds by the sound of it. With lyrics and song titles written by Rob Liefeld.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNibT_9-IJI

This is awful.

This is the sound of careers dying.

*Shakes head*

Posted by: Robert at May 03, 2012 11:52 PM (F79HU)

253 What are their names epobirs?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:52 PM (lkdo/)

254 218
203 It wasn't the hippy crap doom so much as the "loosely based" on the
book that ruined it for me. They left out some major plot points, and it
felt more like "The Transporter."


Posted by: no good deed at May 03, 2012 11:40 PM (mjR67)


Ok, but how much hippie doom is there in the book?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 03, 2012 11:52 PM (oipCQ)

255 "Careful there. The woman who cheated on her taxes, wrote bad checks, or embezzled is more likely to steal from you."


Yeah, I'd look for public drunkenness and indecent exposure.


Posted by: schizoid at May 03, 2012 11:53 PM (HZYfk)

256 Evening y'all. This far into the night and no one has offered to teach the 'ettes any other special techniques for handling cable? Be ashamed!

Posted by: NC Ref at May 03, 2012 11:54 PM (/izg2)

257 Samuel. I hear you. I know a few devout christians who consider leftist siblings spirituallydead. I will pray for you andher.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:54 PM (lkdo/)

258 #205



They banned you for that?


Posted by: Hummingbird
------------------

They crowd-source their banning there. Enough frowny-faces and you're automatically gone. I'm just happy that 28 Kossacks (at minimum) saw me and got PO'd.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 11:54 PM (7I4GE)

259 "Careful there. The woman who cheated on her taxes, wrote bad checks, or embezzled is more likely to steal from you."


Yeah, I'd look for public drunkenness and indecent exposure.


Why are you fuckers talking about me on this site?

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at May 03, 2012 11:54 PM (ZOf1l)

260 It seems to me that a majority of young women have reallyrejected christianity,

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:55 PM (lkdo/)

261 Dammit! Did I drunkenly fall for a troll's shit again?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:57 PM (ZOf1l)

262 #238

Oh that is just too cute! I'm so happy Stuck said yes and took Rooster. Molly just adores him even though he is a little snot. We even got him tags today. It was so funny, they asked Stuck what the dog's name was and Stuck replied I call him Goddamn Dog. The lady behind the counter said she couldn't put that on a dog tag. Stuck said he'd be happy to spell it for her, I finally had to poke him in the ribs to get him to stop torturing the poor lady!

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:58 PM (R5yLq)

263 Mariano Rivera: Torn ACL, and probably done for the season. Good bye season

Nooooooooooo!!!! That's it for him, he won't come back, he was already thinking about retiring. And I love him . . . sadface.

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2012 11:58 PM (lJ2es)

264 the new, improved arhooley ...Good effort. You have to really get into the fire (Kos, Huff etc) and try to be rational.The bible calls us to witness to the lost people. The radical liberalsare living in darkness. among anarchists and criminals. Every so often a few come over to the right and see the light. Anda few peoplehere and there adds up.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:59 PM (lkdo/)

265 Mothers day is coming up soon. What are people doing for their mothers?



My mom is coming to visit this weekend, I have a special weekend planned in honor of Mother's Day. She'll be put to work painting my house, replacing my broken garbage disposal and downstairs toilet, and raking out the beds in front and back of the house. Because she deserves a special weekend like that!



OK actually her husband and I will do all the work, Mom will supervise, plant flowers and enjoy the dinners I make for them.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 04, 2012 12:00 AM (/izg2)

266 That name thing is bogus. Says my son's name has NEVER been ranked. I'd like to know where they polled. Seems Thor should have been a fairly popular name overseas, like, in the north. Probably not in Guatemala, but at least among the filthy Scandis.

And I grew up with a guy named Odin.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:00 AM (WhSRj)

267 The christian saints (Paul/Peter) got right into the liberal action. Many had their lives threatened and got killed.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 04, 2012 12:00 AM (lkdo/)

268 Morbid Angel - Blades For Baal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDpz4odGRP4

Okay, this is a good example of tastey and delicious death metal. You can really feel the evil emanate from it. Thick, sludgy riffs over powerful blast beats. But this song is an exception on this album, not the rule.

Oh God, the next song starts with stadium chants. Oh brother!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:00 AM (F79HU)

269 #258

Maybe I've been spending too much time with Stuck. I was just thinking if a good number of the horde signed up for accounts there and just started replying with frowny faces it could really be disruptive.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:01 AM (R5yLq)

270 My friends name is Leif

Posted by: Lampshade at May 04, 2012 12:01 AM (lkdo/)

271 Dammit! Did I drunkenly fall for a troll's shit again?


Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 03, 2012 11:57 PM (ZOf1l)

Yeppers.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:01 AM (F79HU)

272 #205





They banned you for that?




Posted by: Hummingbird
---------------

One more thing. I was soooooo nice about it, if I posted an argument that nice around here I'd get banned for being dull. Well, no more Ms. Nice Guy. I'm throwing flames at them from now on. I aim to be banned at least several times per week.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:02 AM (7I4GE)

273 #270 - Trolls gots friends?

Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 12:02 AM (Cf5RM)

274 Yeppers.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:01 AM (F79HU)

I guess the troll spray wore out.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2012 12:03 AM (XrDou)

275 Arhooley: You haven't been banned, just downrated, which is like totally
different. And your comment wasn't deleted because it's still there on
Kos' hard drive even if no one can read it.

Posted by: schizoid at May 04, 2012 12:03 AM (HZYfk)

276 Morbid Angel - I Am Morbid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6C4BNZBX_E

Jesus, Azagthoth, get on some friggin' meds. Living up to your namesake of being the blind idiot god? Emphasis on idiot.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:03 AM (F79HU)

277 Hannityjust saida complaint needs to be filed with the SEC because Obama is getting so mich FREE coverage with the MSM.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 04, 2012 12:03 AM (lkdo/)

278 Okay,
this is a good example of tastey and delicious death metal. You can
really feel the evil emanate from it. Thick, sludgy riffs over powerful
blast beats. But this song is an exception on this album, not the rule.

Oh God, the next song starts with stadium chants. Oh brother!


MUST. KILL. THE. QUEEN.

Posted by: Reggie Jackson at May 04, 2012 12:03 AM (ZOf1l)

279 building a kegerator to fit into their island


Posted by: The Dude at May 03, 2012 11:49 PM (tw6Ar)

So post the plans here, will ya? I'm redoing the kitchen since I have so much spare time between jobs and that sounds like a very marketable item for this dump.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:04 AM (WhSRj)

280 i don't know. is it really possible that no 'homer's have been born in the last 30 years? no english majors with a sense of humor? not even some simpsons fanduo? not even as a family name anywhere? just gone? even 'edith' is holding steady.

Posted by: obamuh at May 04, 2012 12:04 AM (jUYs2)

281 We even got him tags today. It was so funny, they
asked Stuck what the dog's name was and Stuck replied I call him

'Goddamn
Dog.'

The lady behind the counter said she couldn't put that on a dog
tag. Stuck said he'd be happy to spell it for her, I finally had to
poke him in the ribs to get him to stop torturing the poor lady!

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 03, 2012 11:58 PM (R5yLq)
He is such a funny guy, i really like him,in a totally proper way, being married an all.srsly He is a keeper Hummingbird , treat him well.btw you are a keeper too, in a totally..,... well you know the drill.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:04 AM (TomZ9)

282 After my recent inspiring meeting with the amazing Sandra Fluke, I would welcome a personal tit-a-tit with this fascinating Julia woman.

Posted by: Meghan "Jugs" McCain at May 04, 2012 12:04 AM (MwTP4)

283 fuck this NESL stream is fucking terribul tonight

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 12:05 AM (tw6Ar)

284
Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 12:02 AM (Cf5RM)

Hey, how do you do that?
O.O

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:05 AM (F79HU)

285 betty seems to be dead too in all fairness.

Posted by: obamuh at May 04, 2012 12:06 AM (jUYs2)

286 Looks like ron the troll aka Lampshade has decided spamming one sentence comments wasn't cutting it. So he's sometimes writing 2 or 3.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2012 12:06 AM (GULKT)

287 Hey Robert, how's life?

Samuel Adams, yes, troll status confirmed. Old hash of uhpd1.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:06 AM (I/cLr)

288 After my recent inspiring meeting with the amazing
Sandra Fluke, I would welcome a personal tit-a-tit with this fascinating
Julia woman.


Posted by: Meghan "Jugs" McCain at May 04, 2012 12:04 AM (MwTP4)


We want you Meghan to do a commercial for us.

Posted by: Golden Corral, America's favorite buffet at May 04, 2012 12:06 AM (ZOf1l)

289 Morbid Angel - 10 More Dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfx0T1BJho4

I'm speechless.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:06 AM (F79HU)

290 Roberto, it's : eek : without the spaces.

Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 12:07 AM (Cf5RM)

291 #241

I haven't spoken to my mother in years. I wasn't planning on doing anything for her on Mother's day. Stuck has two aunts and a stepmother we are going to visit. His biological mom apparently passed away a long time ago and his dad remarried.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:07 AM (R5yLq)

292 where in the heck is Tammy al Thor/ she keeps me laughing in the ont threads?

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:07 AM (TomZ9)

293 269
#258



Maybe I've been spending too much time with Stuck. I was just
thinking if a good number of the horde signed up for accounts there and
just started replying with frowny faces it could really be disruptive.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:01 AM (R5yLq)


Eh.

Their house, their rules. We get enough leaking over here and being disruptive.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 12:08 AM (kaalw)

294
Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:06 AM (I/cLr)

DC!
It's my night off, I'm listening to the shittiest death metal album I've ever had the misfortune of hearing, and I got my ticket for The Avengers tomorrow night and am quivering in anticipation.
So, pretty good.
How's it hanging whichoo, homeboy?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:10 AM (F79HU)

295 At 35, #Julia is still living with her parents because she never learned self-sufficiency. Kids on her street invent Boo Radley stories

Posted by: Obama's Imaginary Friend at May 04, 2012 12:10 AM (Y+DPZ)

296 My father and motherare my role models. Mothers day is coming upsoon. What are people doing for their mothers?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (lkdo/)


Why thanks for asking, I'm wearing my mother.

Posted by: Ed Gein at May 04, 2012 12:10 AM (ZOf1l)

297 Hannityjust saida complaint needs to be filed with the SEC because Obama is getting so mich FREE coverage with the MSM.

****

Has he lost has he lost his ever loving mind?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 04, 2012 12:10 AM (piMMO)

298
Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 12:07 AM (Cf5RM)



Danke schoen!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:10 AM (F79HU)

299 checks my teeth, nope no spinach, fluffs hair,


fcol, the one night i have nooo kids , noo responsibilities and everyone is rather moderate.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:11 AM (TomZ9)

300 Morbid Angel - Destructos vs. The Earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW8u3Agqp6w

Oh God...I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:12 AM (F79HU)

301 Their house, their rules. We get enough leaking over here and being disruptive.

Yep, dont troll unto others as you would want them to not troll unto you. Im pretty sure that's in the bible. Or Stuff Jefferson Said, 3rd edition. One or the other.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:12 AM (I/cLr)

302 Hannityjust saida complaint needs to be filed with the SEC because Obama is getting so mich FREE coverage with the MSM.
-----------------

SEC or FEC? Sometimes spit collects in the corners of his mouth and he's hard to understand.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:12 AM (7I4GE)

303 #281

I just love him so much. He is the only man I have ever met that makes things like shopping for groceries fun! The thing that amazes me the most is how he can be so kind and fair even towards people who really don't deserve it. I've never met anyone with that kind of strength of character or will. So yes, I will be keeping him.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:12 AM (R5yLq)

304 Okay, I made my own Star Wars crawl and threw it up on my blog. Direct link in handle. Enjoy...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 04, 2012 12:12 AM (AlYnQ)

305 "Maybe I've been spending too much time with Stuck. I was just

thinking if a good number of the horde signed up for accounts there and

just started replying with frowny faces it could really be disruptive.



Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:01 AM (R5yLq)"


Last time I checked you had to be a "trusted user" before you got to frowny face people.

Posted by: schizoid at May 04, 2012 12:13 AM (HZYfk)

306 Somehow it seems wasteful to bother with the "psychology" of Muslims. Seems like all the women hear inside their heads is "ouch" and all the men hear is the lovesick song of some camel's ass and the white noise of hot rage over any and all people who might make fun of their pedophile "prophet."


Now, how difficult was that?

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:13 AM (WhSRj)

307 My name was not found.
I am so depressed!
But it was fun to watch Japanese try to pronounce it back in '70.

Posted by: Oglethorpe Fogelmeyer at May 04, 2012 12:13 AM (Qxe/p)

308 My father and motherare my role models. Mothers day is coming upsoon. What are people doing for their mothers?



Posted by: Lampshade at May 03, 2012 11:47 PM (lkdo/)
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I'm taking her for her end-of-life counseling.

Posted by: Julia at May 04, 2012 12:13 AM (7I4GE)

309 Hummingbird
wise lady.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:14 AM (TomZ9)

310 Darauf kannst du wetten!

As Sarah Palin might say in "Austrian"




Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 12:14 AM (Cf5RM)

311 lamp, my mother passed away, i totally wish i had a real moment to tell her she was the most lovely women in my life.
she died young.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:15 AM (TomZ9)

312 Just back from vacation, drinking some 1800, watching hockey and a thunderstorm.

Can't even remember the last time I paid for music. Don't have an ipod or a fancy phone, so I use pandora and an old school Walkman, which I think is dead, along with my cell phone.

Pandora has turned me on to a lot of stuff I never would have found otherwise.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:15 AM (I/cLr)

313 #301

I thought it might be funny. If it brings more trolls here it wouldn't be worth it.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:15 AM (R5yLq)

314 Morbid Angel - Destructos vs. The Earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW8u3Agqp6w

Oh God...I think I threw up in my mouth a little.


Posted by: Robert
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so that's ..... a good thing, right?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:15 AM (7I4GE)

315 My animal, spirit guide is a baboon's asshole.

Posted by: liz warren at May 04, 2012 12:16 AM (nU/dt)

316 At 12, #Julia hears her parents playing Paul Revere and the Raiders "Indian Reservation" and says she wants to be a Harvard Professor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoRa-S8mckI

Posted by: kbdabear at May 04, 2012 12:16 AM (Y+DPZ)

317 #309

I could write a book on what not to look for in a man

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:16 AM (R5yLq)

318 lamp, my mother passed away, i totally wish i had a real moment to tell her she was the most lovely women in my life.
she died young.


Posted by: willow
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Oh, how sad. Condolences.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:16 AM (7I4GE)

319 At 14, Julia takes up hooking on weekends to support her brother's insatiable heroin habit, which he picked up along with wicked head lice and crabs at Occupy Wall Street, at the behest of Dear Leader.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:17 AM (WhSRj)

320 I could write a book on what not to look for in a man

What year did we date?

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 04, 2012 12:17 AM (Qxe/p)

321 I'd rather have a women stab me in the back than fuck up my finances and leave me broke

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 03, 2012 11:48 PM
-----------------------------
Meaghan's boyfriend was stabbed 20 times before he escaped and then died.
-
Once, sure, maybe. I draw the line at once, though.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 04, 2012 12:18 AM (dKWiU)

322 so that's ..... a good thing, right?


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:15 AM (7I4GE)

Not so much. Hold my hair back for me?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:18 AM (F79HU)

323 Morbid Angel - Nevermore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rsAVZpVrkI

Dear Trey Azagthoth,

More of this. Quit smoking dope and watching Sailor Moon. It's really affecting your work.

Thanks,
Rob

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:19 AM (F79HU)

324 #311

I'm sorry to hear about your mom Willow. I'm sure she knew how much you loved her. Some things you know even if they aren't said out loud.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:20 AM (R5yLq)

325 Hummingbird, i could help you, hah, I also went through a dysfunctional divorce.
still thank g-d for good men.

arhooley, thank you.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:20 AM (TomZ9)

326 Ummm, did you fine people see willows' post @ 299?
Did that sound like some kind of challenge to you?
This could get interesting.

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2012 12:20 AM (auda5)

327 How popular is Barack as a name?... In Muslim Countries?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at May 04, 2012 12:20 AM (ZHge+)

328 hummingbird, yes i was fortunate.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:21 AM (TomZ9)

329 Not so much. Hold my hair back for me?

You man card. Hand it over. Now.

I'll give it back after while. After the punitive posting of boobehs and metal.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:21 AM (I/cLr)

330 At 15, Julia stars in her very first porno film..."When Cousins Marry."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 04, 2012 12:22 AM (ZOf1l)

331 'evening M-nation.

Posted by: zeera at May 04, 2012 12:22 AM (XtxRN)

332 At 37, Julia robs a liquor store to help support her 3 bastard children. She opted not to make use of the free abortions through Obamakare, as the dependents would earn her more money under Obama's overflowing welfare/foodstamp programs.

Posted by: iin the year 2000... (and 49) at May 04, 2012 12:22 AM (xGawh)

333 Willow, my Mother also died young... She was 67...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at May 04, 2012 12:22 AM (ZHge+)

334 #320

Were you the guy who wanted to be a pretend cowboy? The guy with all the gold plated chains and paste on chest hair? The guy that soaked in a bathtub filled with Polo? Or were you the one that asked me if he could date me and my little sister at the same time?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:23 AM (R5yLq)

335 Way off topic: Am sick to my stomach watching Obama brag about killing bin Laden like he's the biggest pimp in the neighborhood, but in the face of a Chinese reister who pleads for his freedom, Obama shows himself to be an emasculated coward.

Posted by: MoeRon at May 04, 2012 12:23 AM (V93nN)

336 Morbid Angel - Beauty Meets Beast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1AfCyTJ7jk

Pretty good. A little generic. Terrible title. It says something when the pirates on YouTube have to emphasize the tracks they're posting are really the actual songs and not some joke.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:24 AM (F79HU)

337 hi all
ugh finishing writing my exam for tomorrow morning

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:25 AM (7FadD)

338 Elizabeth Warren is such a fucking scrunt

How on gods green earth is she taken seriously? Makes $1 million a year and says she isn't wealthy, and bashed Scott Brown during debates for being rich? She makes 3x he does! I cannot fucking take this shit anymore. WTF

The left is insane. I don't care who it is, if they mention the 99% in front of me, I'm going to shit down their throat. This is just insane. INSANE

Posted by: Can of Raid at May 04, 2012 12:25 AM (7WDxS)

339 Donna, sorry, i think what it is is mothers , well no matter what they will hold your hair. even while telling you to straighten up.(true)and always love u.

sorry robert i had to steal that,

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:25 AM (TomZ9)

340 Or were you the one that asked me if he could date me and my little sister at the same time?

That one sounds Moron Lifestyle compliant.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:25 AM (I/cLr)

341 At 39, Julia finds herself incarcerated for having robbed a liquor store. Under Obamacare, she is allowed to keep current on her hormone treatments for her sex change -- for free. In the next five months she will have soaked the taxpayers for enough hormone treatments to qualify to bend them over with her newly constructed "junk".

Posted by: in the year 2000... (and 51) at May 04, 2012 12:26 AM (xGawh)

342 339
Donna, sorry, i think what it is is mothers , well no matter what they
will hold your hair. even while telling you to straighten up.(true)and
always love u.

sorry robert i had to steal that,
Thanks, I'm just grateful for the time I had with her...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at May 04, 2012 12:26 AM (ZHge+)

343 You man card. Hand it over. Now.



I'll give it back after while. After the punitive posting of boobehs and metal.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:21 AM (I/cLr)
I'll try to post something appropriately angry and stompy. Gojira's new single is out. Fucking floored me.
Tittehs are forthcoming.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:27 AM (F79HU)

344 So post the plans here, will ya? I'm redoing the
kitchen since I have so much spare time between jobs and that sounds
like a very marketable item for this dump.


Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:04 AM (WhSRj)

I'm using a pre-packed kit, it's real simple (just follow the instructions)
http://tinyurl.com/cnsw2


just waiting for one day next week to go into my parents house and put it in

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 12:27 AM (tw6Ar)

345 #328

I wasn't very fortunate in the mother department. I was very blessed in the little sister department. I guess mom was good for an object lesson in what not to do with your life. Thanks to Sissy I couldn't really get myself into trouble or do stupid things. If I did no one would have been around to look after her. So things worked out well. I wonder sometimes what it would have been like in a more normal household. But I can't complain. Many kids had it a lot worse.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:27 AM (R5yLq)

346 jeff hooray@! will the students be as tortured as you were writng it?

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:27 AM (TomZ9)

347 Not so much. Hold my hair back for me?


Posted by: Robert
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Gee, I kinda thought from the music that throwing up would be the equivalent of tossing bouquets.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:27 AM (7I4GE)

348 At 17 years of age while filming "Mouth Breeders," Julia gets busted for being underage and with her experiences, becomes a dental hygienist where she is forced to accept a health plan with a $20 copay for every doctor visit.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 04, 2012 12:27 AM (ZOf1l)

349 Morbid Angel - Radikult

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZVMQayzng

Jimminy flippin' Cricket...

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:28 AM (F79HU)

350 Gypsy is my real name. And, while it's a horrible hippie cliche (born in '72), it doesn't even appear on the chart. So I've got that going for me.

I cringe any time I have to call any of my friends' kids by name: Kaden, Jaden, Jaeden, Brayden...I can't keep them straight.

Posted by: Gypsy at May 04, 2012 12:28 AM (Pej6C)

351 "Somehow it seems wasteful to bother with the
"psychology" of Muslims.


Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:13 AM (WhSRj)"

I disagree. If I remember my Religion 101 correctly, Muslims don't believe in free will. You can't take a piss unless God actively makes the pee come out. It's why Muslims qualify statements like "I will do this" with "God willing."

IMO this difference in worldview causes them to make ineffective symbolic attacks on us, while we make equally ineffective strategic attacks on them. It would be funny if it weren't so sad.


Posted by: schizoid at May 04, 2012 12:28 AM (HZYfk)

352 Hummingbird i'm very sorry to hear that, as that is a horrible loss to not have experienced that safety and unconditional adoration.
glad that you had your sister.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:29 AM (TomZ9)

353 #340

I couldn't believe it but he was actually serious. Our first date was also our last.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:29 AM (R5yLq)

354 something tells me i won't be around much longer after november 6th or so.

Posted by: chen guangcheng at May 04, 2012 12:29 AM (nU/dt)

355 We live in a nice neighborhood in Silicon Valley, in a house built in 1955. Two doors down, there's a semi-retired long-time lawyer who may have been an original owner. He's been a part of this valley since it was prune orchards, and knows everyone there is to know and all the skeletons in all the closets. Sometimes, about this hour of night, there is a burning smell in the air. Makes me nervous, having grown up in an area prone to brushfires, but we've been here for 15 years now and know that it's not a direct threat. It seems to be coming from the lawyer's house.


Years ago, my BH and I came up with "the story" for this. We figure that the old guy reads the obituaries every day, then opens his safe and takes out the "blackmail files" he's kept for decades. He goes through them one last time, with the newspaper clippings and the photographs, the written statements and police reports.....and when he's about to turn in for the night, he burns them.......and two doors down, my ultra-sensitive schnozz goes, "darnit!!"

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 12:29 AM (kaalw)

356 Hi chemjeff, I'm under the impression that you teach chemistry. Is that right?

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2012 12:29 AM (auda5)

357 Dude, so do you drill holes in a dorm fridge to get it all to fit?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:30 AM (7FadD)

358 teej, that's right
what gave it away?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:30 AM (7FadD)

359 Woo Hoo!

A new Romney ad. It features the father of the girl who went missing in NY which caused Romney to shut down the business to go look for her.

What a great story.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 04, 2012 12:31 AM (piMMO)

360 Samuel. Speaking of dental hygienists. My hygienist today said that she didnt have dental insurance or vision. And her medical war crappy. She said that this is common among dental assistants/hygienists because small dental practices cannot afford insurance.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 04, 2012 12:31 AM (lkdo/)

361 I cringe any time I have to call any of my friends' kids by name: Kaden, Jaden, Jaeden, Brayden...I can't keep them straight.

don't forget "Skabby"

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:31 AM (7FadD)

362 Or were you the one that asked me if he could date me and my little sister at the same time?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:23 AM (R5yLq)


At least he asked....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 12:32 AM (kaalw)

363 Julia retired at 67, and by age 70 she's no longer receiving her SS checks because the money ran out. She now lives in the same homeless encampment as Lampshade. You can tell which cardboard container is hers because she continually screams "Damn you, Republicans!"

Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 12:32 AM (Cf5RM)

364 Gee, I kinda thought from the music that throwing up would be the equivalent of tossing bouquets.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:27 AM (7I4GE)

I got a bouquet I wanna toss to this band...out of my ass!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:33 AM (F79HU)

365 349 Morbid Angel - Radikult

You see the comments on YouTube? Bout 8th one down: "I refuse to believe that this album is anything but a misunderstood trolling attempt by trey".

Heh. But yeah, what the ever loving fuck was that?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:33 AM (I/cLr)

366 Posted by: Lampshade at May 04, 2012 12:31 AM (lkdo/)


Then she should do the honorable thing and commit Seppuku.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 04, 2012 12:33 AM (ZOf1l)

367 How on gods green earth is she taken seriously?
Makes $1 million a year and says she isn't wealthy, and bashed Scott
Brown during debates for being rich? She makes 3x he does! I cannot
fucking take this shit anymore. WTF

The left is insane. I don't
care who it is, if they mention the 99% in front of me, I'm going to
shit down their throat. This is just insane. INSANE


Posted by: Can of Raid
------------------

I'm going to "spend" my latest Kos handle on this issue. I just got 6 frowny-faces for posting the pic of her and George Zimmerman ("Minority Member vs. Cracker") so I still have another batch of frowny-faces to go.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:33 AM (7I4GE)

368 #253

Herma
Leland

The rest is more of a mixed bag. She slapped Allison on my oldest sister just as it was catching on in the 50s but I got Eric at the height of its usage. She was a bit of a trendsetter with brother Andrew but my sister Holly has a vast army of namesakes the same age as her.

Posted by: epobirs at May 04, 2012 12:34 AM (kcfmt)

369 Morbid Angel - Profundis - Mea Culpa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgJtFJcXHVw

Okay, Gojira right after this. Honest injun.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:36 AM (F79HU)

370 Not everyone in prison is a horrible person, some are there for stupid reasons (I thought I'd sell this bag of weed) and a very small tiny portion are not actually guilty of what they were jailed for. But almost without exception they have some shared characteristic: a near-total rejection of authority and a massive sense of being owed everything they desire. And that adds up to a pretty horrible girlfriend.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2012 12:36 AM (r4wIV)

371 Niedermeyer's ..Yeah I think Hannity made a mistake. he looked like his blood pressure was high tonight.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 04, 2012 12:36 AM (lkdo/)

372 Way off topic: Am sick to my stomach watching Obama
brag about killing bin Laden like he's the biggest pimp in the
neighborhood, but in the face of a Chinese reister who pleads for his
freedom, Obama shows himself to be an emasculated coward.


Posted by: MoeRon
-----------------

Black trumps Yellow.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:36 AM (7I4GE)

373 #355

I love the smell of evidence late at night. It smells like... leverage.

Posted by: epobirs at May 04, 2012 12:36 AM (kcfmt)

374 Dude, so do you drill holes in a dorm fridge to get it all to fit?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:30 AM (7FadD)

just on the top since it's a under the counter fridge. I've got a the CO2 tank and a room for a 1/6th slim barrel

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 12:37 AM (tw6Ar)

375 'evening M-nation.


Posted by: zeera

---------------------

Evening.

Hello, chemjeff and cthulu!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:37 AM (7I4GE)

376 Okay, quit yer bitchin'. New blog is up. Note the new URL in my signature - I am now on WordPress.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 04, 2012 12:37 AM (JDIKC)

377 Cool subject. Wish I would have taken more of it. Had worked in environmental lab for 'bout 6 years and worked up to running volitile analysis on a mass spec. Got divorced and decided to take 101.

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2012 12:37 AM (auda5)

378 You can tell which cardboard container is hers because she continually screams "Damn you, Republicans!"


Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 12:32 AM (Cf5RM)


You can tell mine by the official Precedential Brother seal I have on my door-flap.

Posted by: George Obama at May 04, 2012 12:38 AM (X3lox)

379 #352

Things could have been much worse. My mom had a lot of boyfriends. Most of them were drunks and jerks. God must have been watching over me and Sissy. A lot of girls with mom's like that are not as lucky.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:38 AM (R5yLq)

380 You see the comments on YouTube? Bout 8th one down:
"I refuse to believe that this album is anything but a misunderstood
trolling attempt by trey".



Heh. But yeah, what the ever loving fuck was that?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:33 AM (I/cLr)

There's no other explanation. We've all been punked. Ashton Kutcher secretly produced the album. There's someone outside watching me with a camera filming my reactions. Bill Cosby is going to bust down my door and shove Jello pudding pops in my face. Horrors untold shall follow thereafter.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:38 AM (F79HU)

381 Someone should very publicly remind Lizzie Warren that her former boss definitely puts a number on the qualification for middle-class. She exceeds the number by several multiples.

Posted by: epobirs at May 04, 2012 12:38 AM (kcfmt)

382 When I went to school, for about 2 decades running Christopher was the number one most popular name for boys. I'd walk down the hall, someone would yell "Chris" and four guys would turn around and look. I'd keep going because I like my full name.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2012 12:38 AM (r4wIV)

383 Wow, slow night.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 04, 2012 12:38 AM (4qU0l)

384 If you insist on putting it that way, then yes, I am "entitled" to these benefits that you work to provide for me.

Posted by: Julia for Obama 2012 at May 04, 2012 12:39 AM (MwTP4)

385 Before retiring at 67 and with numerous adult films behind her, Julia applied for a job as a Law professor at Harvard Law. Needing a leg up with the numerous applicants, she used her 1/32nd Indian heritage as a way to allow the Harvard Law school to diversify their staff. When asked if she had anything to add to her resume, she replied that she had left off her Cherokee name of "Like Tossing a Hot Dog Through A Hallway."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 04, 2012 12:39 AM (ZOf1l)

386 Samuel thats pretty mean telling hygienists to kill themselves. Are you ok?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 04, 2012 12:39 AM (lkdo/)

387 Evening all, or Mornin`. My middle name didn`t make it. However, living on that namesakes land in 2016, Julia and her starving thieving bunch showed up hungry and half-assed armed. And promptly got shot.

Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low boys, they`re ridin shetland ponies) at May 04, 2012 12:39 AM (Z7VLx)

388 Hello, chemjeff and cthulu!


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:37 AM (7I4GE)


Howdy, arhooley!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 12:39 AM (kaalw)

389 #362

Oh you really are horrible! Shouldn't you be helping Robert come up with pick up lines for his meeting with Oprah?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:40 AM (R5yLq)

390 Black trumps Yellow.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:36 AM (7I4GE)


That's not it. We are just all praying for the day when Yellow will be Mellow. Brother Barky just told Chen, "Be mellow, yellow," as any of the other Precedents on the dollar bills would have done.

Posted by: Rev Joseph Lowery, Precedential Inauguration Benediction Specialist and General Retard at May 04, 2012 12:40 AM (X3lox)

391 Oh Jesus...from one of the video comments..."Maybe next they'll do a record with Lou Reed."

I lost the game.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:41 AM (F79HU)

392 It would be funny
if it weren't so sad.





Posted by: schizoid at May 04, 2012 12:28 AM (HZYfk)

Of course they don;t believe in free will. That allows them to do whatever the fuck they want without thinking they have to take the blame. That's what our military is for. Making them take the blame.
Just because they don't believe they have free will does not make it not so.
The same is true for each and every "moderate" muslim who hasn't denounced their compatriot's lying, murdering and raping. They have free will whether they believe it or not.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:41 AM (WhSRj)

393 Is it a good sign that the light bulbs got me more aroused than the hot prison chicks did?

Posted by: Michael at May 04, 2012 12:42 AM (Hl5ka)

394 Cthulhu! Jefe!

Pull up a seat. I got a glass of wine and heavy metal.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:42 AM (F79HU)

395 Morbid Angel - Profundis - Mea Culpa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgJtFJcXHVw

Okay, Gojira right after this. Honest injun.


Posted by: Robert
----------------

Wait a minute! The bastard has some sort of British accent! What the hell have I been listening to?

<throwing up steak-and-kidney pie>

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:43 AM (7I4GE)

396 219 The last time the Yankee season was effectively over in May was 1991. Not to worry, come late July I am sure the Mets will be more than willing to trade Frank Francisco to them.

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at May 04, 2012 12:43 AM (NFcOS)

397
I always said if I ever had a son I would name him Conrad. Always liked that name.

Or James Joseph Robert... "Jimmy Joe-Bob"

Luckily the good Lord gave us two girls so that was a battle me and Mrs. Marauder never had to engage in.

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at May 04, 2012 12:43 AM (eHBHk)

398 If you're going to pick up Oprah with a line, it better be attached to a crane.

Posted by: Michael at May 04, 2012 12:43 AM (Hl5ka)

399
Is it a good sign that the light bulbs got me more aroused than the hot prison chicks did?


They never look as good as they did in Chained Heat.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 04, 2012 12:43 AM (ZOf1l)

400 Hi arhooley!
how are you this fine evening

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (7FadD)

401 Hola Roberto!
So I'm guessing tonight is your night off?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (7FadD)

402 First time in a loooooong time, I'm enjoying Hannity right now. Taking it to the OWS guy in his studio. There are some "blank" air spaces - I'm thinking Hannity is dropping "F" bombs. He just told the guy at the end: "I'm glad to see you go." Thought it was going to slap that smarmy freeloader up one side and down the other. Most entertaining. Most.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (579DS)

403 honest Injun

Watch it, pale face. My tribe will hunt you down. And I've heard you're only a white Hispanic anyway, so no media protection for you.

Posted by: Pocahontas Warren at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (I/cLr)

404 Dude, did you order the 690?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (7FadD)

405 And now, the latest from Gojira's upcoming new album, L'Enfant Sauvage

Gojira - L'Enfant Sauvage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJ1RXzzkkA

Death metal done right.

Crank it!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (F79HU)

406 Empire of Jeff. haha, that was an awesome , however you want a real Email and real name?
i guess i have to work up courage.
still if anyone can get others motivated (if nothing else in pure fear if we didn't do something) it would be you!

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:46 AM (TomZ9)

407 Hi arhooley!
how are you this fine evening


Posted by: chemjeff
--------------------

Just fine, laughing it up. Editing a manuscript in another window.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:47 AM (7I4GE)

408
Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (7FadD)

Yesssssss!!!!!!!




Posted by: Pocahontas Warren at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (I/cLr)

You can hunt me down. You can capture. But first, you will blow me.



Wait a minute! The bastard has some sort of British accent! What the hell have I been listening to?

<throwing up steak-and-kidney pie>


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 12:43 AM (7I4GE)

Pip pip, cheery-o!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:47 AM (F79HU)

409 Grey Goose. Mmmmmm mm

Posted by: Jornolist at May 04, 2012 12:47 AM (ETCgz)

410 Is there a Moron in the house?

Posted by: fluffy at May 04, 2012 12:47 AM (z9HTb)

411
Dude, did you order the 690?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 12:44 AM (7FadD)

fuck no, got a 680 in the mail on Monday though. I like it, rfactor in 3d is really nice (bought the monitor just for the 120hz but I'm digging the 3d).

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 12:47 AM (tw6Ar)

412 Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 12:49 AM (JKNDp)

413 "Of course they don;t believe in free will. That
allows them to do whatever the fuck they want without thinking they have
to take the blame. That's what our military is for. Making them take
the blame.


Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:41 AM (WhSRj)


It doesn't work though. We can reduce an entire city to rubble, but leave a mosque standing (to show how tolerant we are), and they will say "God has let the invaders destroy our city, but spared the mosque. We must go to the mosque to learn what God wants us to do."

Posted by: schizoid at May 04, 2012 12:50 AM (HZYfk)

414 Fluffy, there are even moronettes here this fine evening. Up past my bedtime, too.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:50 AM (WhSRj)

415 Pull up a seat. I got a glass of wine and heavy metal.


Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:42 AM (F79HU)


That's just what we need -- a death-metal tune about well-aged merlot.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 12:51 AM (kaalw)

416 Well, I gotta get up in 5 hours so....
And chemjeff, teach the children well. And I hope it doesn't bother you like it did another professor that I was running a mass spec (HP quadrapole back in 85) and just now taking 101. I started on the Ph, oil & grease, TSS etc. and worked hard to work my way up.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2012 12:51 AM (auda5)

417 "God has let the invaders destroy our city, but spared the mosque. We must go to the mosque to learn what God wants us to do."




Posted by: schizoid at May 04, 2012 12:50 AM (HZYfk)

And, of course, we know what the solution to that dilemma is, don't we? Glass. Everywhere, glass.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:51 AM (WhSRj)

418 >>>>Is there a Moron in the house?

Shhhh I just my snares set.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 04, 2012 12:51 AM (GE1+K)

419 That essay on Muslim psychology is worth 9 gold stars. Go read it, now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2012 12:52 AM (r4wIV)

420 My dear Morons - will soon be going to print on the Obama bumper stickers - oh this is going to be fun.

Will get you a link when they are ready.

All profit will remain profit and unabashedly so.

Posted by: Jornolist at May 04, 2012 12:52 AM (50c0S)

421 I'm presently pondering what would happen if we combined the DNA of Iowahawk and Empire of Jeff. What kind of hideous blogging nightmare would we unleash upon an unsuspecting world?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:52 AM (F79HU)

422 Okay, now I'm paying for telling people to bite me. I sat on a bee. What in hell was it doing on my computer chair? Little creep stung my right on the underbutt. I guess pants are no longer optional around THIS house.


Little shit payed for it with his miserable life. Now I will be scrubbing yellow bee blood out of the carpet....

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:53 AM (WhSRj)

423 256 Evening y'all. This far into the night and no one has offered to teach the 'ettes any other special techniques for handling cable? Be ashamed!

Posted by: NC Ref at May 03, 2012 11:54 PM (/izg2)

Don't blame me - I posted a link to a hacked strip club website, but no one bit.

Posted by: Glad I'm Not Admin at May 04, 2012 12:54 AM (OrnLs)

424 >>>>a death-metal tune about well-aged merlot.


YEAHHH!!!!
OOHHHH!! YEEEEEEAAAAHH!!!
UNRIPE



FRUIT NOTES YEAAAAAH!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 04, 2012 12:54 AM (GE1+K)

425 Gojira - L'Enfant Sauvage

Outstanding. Oh, here's your man card back. Nevermind that stain, it should wash out.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:54 AM (I/cLr)

426 Chthu - that was brilliant on the merlot.

Posted by: Jornolist at May 04, 2012 12:54 AM (50c0S)

427 I'm presently pondering what would happen if we
combined the DNA of Iowahawk and Empire of Jeff. What kind of hideous
blogging nightmare would we unleash upon an unsuspecting world?


Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:52 AM (F79HU)
we'd stun the crap out of our political enemies, and perhaps the world

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:55 AM (TomZ9)

428 Hate Eternal?

Hate Eternal!

Praise Of The Almighty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gItHL39OJto

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:55 AM (F79HU)

429 Nevermind that stain, it should wash out.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:54 AM (I/cLr)

I'm fairly sure they are printed that way.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:55 AM (WhSRj)

430 I decided to spend part of the day clearing some of my emails. I keep up with the important stuff but I had over 350 assorted jokes, pics of young wimmens with spectacular racks, travel offers. FAA updates with no application to ballooning ect. I am now down to 120.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 12:56 AM (JKNDp)

431 rubs tcn 's rear,
just to help, don't freak out.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:57 AM (TomZ9)

432 That's just what we need -- a death-metal tune about well-aged merlot.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 12:51 AM (kaalw)

Grapes of Eternal Damnation?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 12:57 AM (F79HU)

433 423
256 Evening y'all. This far into the night and no one has offered to
teach the 'ettes any other special techniques for handling cable? Be
ashamed!



Posted by: NC Ref at May 03, 2012 11:54 PM (/izg2)

Don't blame me - I posted a link to a hacked strip club website, but no one bit.

Posted by: Glad I'm Not Admin at May 04, 2012 12:54 AM (OrnLs)


My BH's method of handling cable (or moving furniture, dealing with plumbing, etc.) is referred to as "el dedo magico". She also has a plaque above the door to the kitchen that says, "La Reyna No Cocina".

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 12:57 AM (kaalw)

434 And, of course, we know what the solution to that dilemma is, don't we? Glass. Everywhere, glass.


Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:51 AM (WhSRj)


Yeah, but a better solution would be to leave the city alone and just destroy the mosque. That would be taken as a sign that God disapproves of what is preached there. When Muslims go to war with each other they always target each others' mosques.

Posted by: schizoid at May 04, 2012 12:57 AM (HZYfk)

435 Time for bed. Have a wonderful evening everyone!

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 04, 2012 12:57 AM (R5yLq)

436 >>>Iowahawk and Empire of Jeff. What kind of hideous blogging nightmare would we unleash upon an unsuspecting world?

You need to splice in some I own the world genes for stunning visuals.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 04, 2012 12:58 AM (GE1+K)

437 gah, perhaps i should have handed tcn some chew'd tobacco instead.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:59 AM (TomZ9)

438 the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 03, 2012 10:41 PM (7I4GE)

You are so delightfully snarky I would love to adopt you in lieu of my prog/lib daughter in Santa Rosa.

Posted by: Grandma Mimi at May 04, 2012 12:59 AM (roHFn)

439 G'night, Hummingbird!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 12:59 AM (kaalw)

440 I appear to be curing the bee sting with internally applied alcohol, and so far it's working marvelously.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 12:59 AM (WhSRj)

441
Posted by: teej at May 04, 2012 12:51 AM (auda5)

Good night teej - no it doesn't bother me, just as long as you're doing chemistry

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 01:00 AM (7FadD)

442 Ohio Dan - so how goes it all?

Posted by: Jornolist at May 04, 2012 01:00 AM (50c0S)

443 I decided to spend part of the day clearing some of
my emails. I keep up with the important stuff but I had over 350
assorted jokes, pics of young wimmens with spectacular racks, travel
offers. FAA updates with no application to ballooning ect. I am now down
to 120.


Posted by: Ohio Dan
---------------------

The first thing after I win the lottery, I'm going to my 800+ Inbox, doing Select All, and hitting DELETE.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 01:00 AM (7I4GE)

444 arhooley, what is your manuscript about? is this fiction or serious stuff?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 01:00 AM (7FadD)

445 Nevermind that stain, it should wash out.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 12:54 AM (I/cLr)


WHy does it say I'm an organ donor now? And why is there a guy outside with a bottle of chloroform and a rag?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:00 AM (F79HU)

446 437
gah, perhaps i should have handed tcn some chew'd tobacco instead.


Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 12:59 AM (TomZ9)


Would you like to borrow a riding crop and a video camera?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:00 AM (kaalw)

447 In fact, it is possible that damned bee died of alcohol poisoning, before I pushed it's ass through it's brains.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:01 AM (WhSRj)

448 Yeah, but a better solution would be to leave the city alone and just destroy the mosque.

Or we can emigrate to Mars and begin the expansion of man outward to the stars. That'll be something to write about ...

Posted by: Ray Bradbury at May 04, 2012 01:01 AM (VVZaH)

449 Good night, Hummingbird!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:01 AM (F79HU)

450 The first thing after I win the lottery, I'm going to my 800+ Inbox, doing Select All, and hitting DELETE.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 01:00 AM (7I4GE)

800+ emails is for chumps, I'm sitting at 14k and change on my yahoo email

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 01:01 AM (tw6Ar)

451 She also has a plaque above the door to the kitchen that says, "La Reyna No Cocina".

I'm looking for one with my motto, "the cook doesn't clean". Off to google I go. Maybe hanging the sign will make it a reality....

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 01:01 AM (I/cLr)

452 shit take that back, 19794 unread emails

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 01:02 AM (tw6Ar)

453 Dude, well maybe next paycheck you can get the 690

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 01:02 AM (7FadD)

454 Would you like to borrow a riding crop and a video camera?


Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:00 AM (kaalw)
well i'm a little tired for that, but here's the tobacco for you to chew and plaster on tcns already alcoholed and rubbed rear.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:02 AM (TomZ9)

455 You are so delightfully snarky I would love to adopt you in lieu of my prog/lib daughter in Santa Rosa.


Posted by: Grandma Mimi
-----------------

Why thank you (blushes).

I have a prog/lib niece, so I feel your pain.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 01:02 AM (7I4GE)

456 #422, Yow, bit on the butt by a bee.

I thought it was pretty painful a few years back when one stung me on my face, on my cheek, about 2 inches down from the corner of my eye. Damn, did that hurt.

Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 01:03 AM (Cf5RM)

457 Hate Eternal - Catacombs

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Saa0ef8veKk

Unintelligible lyrics? Check. Sludgy riffs and blast beats? Check. Reminiscent of a chainsaw? You betcha!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:03 AM (F79HU)

458 yeah I have a bunch of unread emails too
a lot of them are at my work email address, too, so that's not good
there's a bunch of stupid fuckers at work who somehow got access to the university-wide listservs and basically spam the entire school with their nonsense crap about sports teams or what's for lunch at the student cafeteria

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 01:03 AM (7FadD)

459 tcn, sorry to hear about your bee issues

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 01:03 AM (7FadD)

460
Dude, well maybe next paycheck you can get the 690


Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 01:02 AM (7FadD)

no, just no. I'm not spending a grand on a videocard. I don't even like spending 400+ on a card. I'm a mid-range gamer but I got impatient and had credit

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 01:04 AM (tw6Ar)

461 In the laundry room, between the kitchen and the outside door, is a sign that says: "If it crawls out of the refrigerator......let it go."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:04 AM (kaalw)

462 800+ emails is for chumps, I'm sitting at 14k and change on my yahoo email


Posted by: The Dude
---------------

Oh thank God I'm not the only one. I have the 800 on the newest computer, I'm afraid to look at the older ones.

I once considered faking my own death to get away from my emails.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 01:04 AM (7I4GE)

463 Thanks, chemjeff, but I think the alcohol is winning. It might bother me tomorrow, but right now all is right with the world.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:05 AM (WhSRj)

464 Hate Eternal - Nailed To Obscurity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMRqhbsk94k

A happy song about bunny rabbits, rainbows and fluffy white clouds.

Well, no, probably not. But ya never know.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:05 AM (F79HU)

465 Or we can emigrate to Mars and begin the expansion of man outward to the stars. That'll be something to write about ...


Posted by: Ray Bradbury at May 04, 2012 01:01 AM (VVZaH)


Please book me on the first flight out.

Posted by: schizoid at May 04, 2012 01:06 AM (HZYfk)

466 I once considered faking my own death to get away from my emails.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 01:04 AM (7I4GE)
ahaha

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:06 AM (TomZ9)

467 A moose dat vaus stung by a bee bit my sister vonce ...

Posted by: Dirti Scandi at May 04, 2012 01:06 AM (VVZaH)

468
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 01:04 AM (7I4GE)

went on a month long vacation and came back to shit load of emails and said fuck it and only open up the ones I actually care and wanted to see how big my account can get before yahoo starts bitching

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 01:06 AM (tw6Ar)

469 800+ emails is for chumps, I'm sitting at 14k and change on my yahoo email




Posted by: The Dude




This computer? 8522....but it's only a few years old.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:07 AM (kaalw)

470 Hate Eternal - By His Own Decree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfj7FU1y92w

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:07 AM (F79HU)

471
Tomorrow instead of being drunk in LA I'll be in San Francisco cold and drunk in China Town.

Posted by: Jornolist at May 04, 2012 01:07 AM (dC60f)

472 WHy does it say I'm an organ donor now? And why is there a guy outside with a bottle of chloroform and a rag?

Nevermind him, thats Tony the Blade. He only wants to talk. And he's filling your bathtub with ice because an ice bath can be very relaxing after surgery some merlot and death metal.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 01:08 AM (I/cLr)

473 Nevermind him, thats Tony the Blade. He only wants
to talk. And he's filling your bathtub with ice because an ice bath can
be very relaxing after surgery some merlot and death metal.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 01:08 AM (I/cLr)

That's swell! Good to know there are still good community minded people out there.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:10 AM (F79HU)

474 Tomorrow instead of being drunk in LA I'll be in San Francisco cold and drunk in China Town.

The Dim Sum ... we likes it ...

Posted by: Food Critic that wot Criticizes Food at May 04, 2012 01:10 AM (VVZaH)

475 471


Tomorrow instead of being drunk in LA I'll be in San Francisco cold and drunk in China Town.

Posted by: Jornolist at May 04, 2012 01:07 AM (dC60f)


Why "cold"?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:10 AM (kaalw)

476 Hate Eternal - The Creed Of Chaotic Divinity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1cu_w4z_qo

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:10 AM (F79HU)

477 Okay, need a hint from heloise. Is bee blood essentially like people blood? Should I soak this carpet before I clean it?

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:10 AM (WhSRj)

478 Empire of Jeff. haha, that was an awesome , however you want a real Email and real name?i guess i have to work up courage.<<<

Thanks for telling me - I just unchecked that option, so you shouldn't have to use a real email. The default settings on this thing are locked down pretty tight, so I appreciate the feedback - I'm always logged in, so I don't see what an anonymous visitor would see all the time.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 04, 2012 01:11 AM (JDIKC)

479 After only 4 days of vacation, it seems I don't have enough booze in the house to get me drunk. This is a new frustration. Who's up for tequila shots?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 01:12 AM (I/cLr)

480 Okay, need a hint from heloise. Is bee blood essentially like people blood? Should I soak this carpet before I clean it?

That depends ... have you been vaccinated against smallpox?

Posted by: Mulder is always suspicious of bee stings at May 04, 2012 01:12 AM (VVZaH)

481 #462

It won't work. My father died in 1977 and he was getting spam for a while in the 90s. It was this bizarre scheme where, if he were still alive, I was to be mislead into believing he'd ripped me off somehow from an inheritance and the spammer could fix everything for me if I just paid his fee. In advance.

I tracked it to a Russian ISP notorious for hosting such things. If it came from anywhere on this continent it would have been road trip time.

Posted by: epobirs at May 04, 2012 01:12 AM (kcfmt)

482 tcn, i don't actually know, perhaps a dash of peroxide to help bubble up the blood?

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:12 AM (TomZ9)

483 My family's teepee was always in the middle class neighborhoods of he Great Cherokee Nation.

Posted by: Elizabeth Three Wolf Moon Warren at May 04, 2012 01:12 AM (qhHI4)

484 Hate Eternal - Dethroned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX5alO9I9T0

Dammit, why is "Eternal" so blasted hard to type for my idiot fingers?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:13 AM (F79HU)

485 tcn, i don't actually know, perhaps a dash of peroxide to help bubble up the blood?


Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:12 AM (TomZ9)

I don't even know how I would look that up online. Huh.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:13 AM (WhSRj)

486 Dammit, why is "Eternal" so blasted hard to type for my idiot fingers?

cause it's a really long time?

Posted by: Mr. Spock's Logic Instructor at May 04, 2012 01:14 AM (VVZaH)

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

488 The good news is that Greinke is going up against Lincecum tomorrow. The scary part is I actually know how to spell their names.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:14 AM (WhSRj)

489 Hey Kids

Posted by: jc at May 04, 2012 01:14 AM (ufJKx)

490 bee blood whats in that stuff?
og course that's how i google don't know if it will actually answer.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:15 AM (TomZ9)

491 Ohio Dan - so how goes it all?
Life is good. I have a bit of a cold but I am hoping Zicam will knock it out. Financially things have been a bit lean but managable. I am having one problem of late which I will have to deal with. I have been helping a guy out. He is an ex-con. This is a years long story but the guy lost his job. Went on unemployment and has given up. Now he is turning into a bit of a dick. I have been trying to teach him things important in the pen don't mean shit out here. Well he is regressing and I am going to have to bounce him out of living in one of my warehouses. Damn shame.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:15 AM (JKNDp)

492

I think that is the funny right there

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:15 AM (Z9EHQ)

493 Hate Eternal - Sacrilege of Hate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9jThQWIDOM

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:15 AM (F79HU)

494 #469

You don't migrate your mail? Except for stuff I deleted or lost to accidents, I've got everything going back to1998 on this machine. About 40K items by a quick count. Most of it archive folders by year with a few special categories.


Posted by: epobirs at May 04, 2012 01:16 AM (kcfmt)

495 477
Okay, need a hint from heloise. Is bee blood essentially like people blood? Should I soak this carpet before I clean it?


Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:10 AM (WhSRj)


To begin with, there's usually not enough of it to worry much about.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:17 AM (kaalw)

496 laughing;;Bees collecting this resource also have to be fed
protein supplements, as honeydew ... mucus / holding forces) and
normalizes pitta (catabolic fire) and rakta (blood).

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:17 AM (TomZ9)

497 cause it's a really long time?


Posted by: Mr. Spock's Logic Instructor at May 04, 2012 01:14 AM (VVZaH)

My fingers don't want to fing!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:17 AM (F79HU)

498 hi jc, how are the bears growling tonight

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 01:17 AM (7FadD)

499 still unhelpful? ratka blood?

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:17 AM (TomZ9)

500
I think that is the funny right there

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:15 AM (Z9EHQ)

Favorite emoticon I've ever seen anywhere is this little dork-faced smilie with big teeth. It's totally me.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:19 AM (F79HU)

501 Consciousness fading, so TTFN.

Posted by: epobirs at May 04, 2012 01:19 AM (kcfmt)

502 anyway i would try peroxide and gently rub after it stops bubbling

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:19 AM (TomZ9)

503 Hate Eternal - Spiritual Holocaust

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d87TwicnuC8

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:19 AM (F79HU)

504 K, I'm just gonna dump it in the washer and hope for the best. Cold first, hot later. And hang it in the sun tomorrow. That gets most stuff out. It's not like it's a great carpet, but I'd rather not have a memory of the bee that bit my ass.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:19 AM (WhSRj)

505 I had 685 total emails and about half were read. I have the total down to about 225 now. I do use junk mail filters. My junkmail gets emptied of the offers and requests for Mortgage, travel, hotsex tonight, cheap viagra, political beggers, something in arabic, Dick Morris updates and such. Do these people know me or what?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:20 AM (JKNDp)

506 494
#469

You don't migrate your mail? Except for stuff I deleted or
lost to accidents, I've got everything going back to1998 on this
machine. About 40K items by a quick count. Most of it archive folders by
year with a few special categories.




Posted by: epobirs at May 04, 2012 01:16 AM (kcfmt)


I'm looking straight into a 23" widescreen monitor. To its left and its right are 19" 4:3 monitors (roughly same height) for my previous two computers. I migrate by using explorer to go to the old computer in "network".

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:21 AM (kaalw)

507 Hate Eternal - Darkness By Oath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD0RFJnSIOA

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:21 AM (F79HU)

508 Hey, CJ.

beers better than bears ...

Posted by: jc at May 04, 2012 01:21 AM (ufJKx)

509 Leftnoids wanting to finish off Cheney need only show him that Kate Upton "Cat Daddy" clip.

My god! I haven't been able to starch my shorts in fifteen seconds since I was a stripling yoot!

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 04, 2012 01:22 AM (SV4OI)

510 502
anyway i would try peroxide and gently rub after it stops bubbling



Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:19 AM (TomZ9)

I would seriously avoid peroxide, as it'll leaved bleached-out spots in almost anything.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:22 AM (kaalw)

511 Currently halfway thru a theater size box of Milk Duds.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:23 AM (JKNDp)

512 Robert!

a couple of emoticons are very nearly literally worth a thousand words.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:24 AM (Z9EHQ)

513 511
Currently halfway thru a theater size box of Milk Duds.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:23 AM (JKNDp)

What wine goes with that? Or do you go straight for the vodka?

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:24 AM (WhSRj)

514
if that fuckin' Hannity had 20 more iq points, a little more discipline and a whole lot less narcissism, he could've chewed up the OWS puke and left no doubt for his audienc what free loading, hypocritical scumbags they are.

Posted by: MoeRon at May 04, 2012 01:24 AM (V93nN)

515 Hate Eternal - Saturated In Dejection

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYJ5g-giUjc

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:24 AM (F79HU)

516 Who's up for tequila shots?

Posted by: DC in Towson


Gonna have to decline. Tequila makes me mean(er)! It also gives me imaginary superpowers.

OK, got to get to bed. G'night everyone.

Posted by: Theresa at May 04, 2012 01:24 AM (Cf5RM)

517 cthulhu
perhaps i should have said typical hydrogen peroxide, i use it on my sheets after killing the spouses, also works on underclothes etc.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:24 AM (TomZ9)

518 Over and out. Time to stuff the carpet in the washer and hit the hay. Hubbie's in Chicago and the boy will be up wayyy to early for this mama. Take it easy, but take it.

Posted by: tcn at May 04, 2012 01:25 AM (WhSRj)

519 Currently halfway thru a theater size box of Milk Duds.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:23 AM (JKNDp)

I miss Milk Duds.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:25 AM (F79HU)

520 mmm...milk duds....

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 01:25 AM (7FadD)

521 btw that was a Joke.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:25 AM (TomZ9)

522
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:24 AM (Z9EHQ)

Yankee!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:25 AM (F79HU)

523 Good Night, Theresa ...

Happy Friday when you wake!

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:26 AM (VVZaH)

524 Good night, Theresa!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:26 AM (F79HU)

525 If I had to decide, I think Bailey's irish cream and Milk Duds might work.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:26 AM (JKNDp)

526 Hate Eternal - Dogma Condemned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op_fopRg6ME

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:27 AM (F79HU)

527 522


Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:24 AM (Z9EHQ)

Yankee!


Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:25 AM (F79HU)

===
Every time I see that little guy the only thing that comes to mind is: BUGGER!!!

Posted by: jc at May 04, 2012 01:27 AM (ufJKx)

528 nite, tcn, and theresa

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:27 AM (TomZ9)

529 Night, tcn

may tomorrow BEE a better day ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:27 AM (VVZaH)

530 I miss Milk Duds.
.
.
Why?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:27 AM (JKNDp)

531 If I had to decide, I think Bailey's irish cream and Milk Duds might work.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:26 AM (JKNDp)

I think I know what I'm getting my mom for Mother's Day.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:27 AM (F79HU)

532 509
Leftnoids wanting to finish off Cheney need only show him that Kate Upton "Cat Daddy" clip.

My god! I haven't been able to starch my shorts in fifteen seconds since I was a stripling yoot!


Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 04, 2012 01:22 AM (SV4OI)


That is some remarkable.....er.......mathematics, there. With multiple curves and wave functions.

Did you see the thing about its history? It's been up-and-down more than its viewers -- banned, unbanned, adulted, unadulted..... http://tinyurl.com/7npuhdj

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:28 AM (kaalw)

533 i think i adopted Robert a few years back.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:29 AM (TomZ9)

534
Why?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:27 AM (JKNDp)

Cause I be to soft 'round the midsection and I need to lose that. Milk Duds are now the enemy.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:29 AM (F79HU)

535 Libby Warren now claiming sheis 1/32 black because her uncle told her once that many years ago there was a Negro in the wood pile! Refuses to prove it by gulping grape soda orquaffing some 40s. She now rightfully claims her African-American heritage because she wants a chance to have lunch wih people just like her; Stella Bass, Diane Ross, and Gary Lewis and thePlayboys.

Posted by: MoeRon at May 04, 2012 01:30 AM (V93nN)

536 124

So tell me, wtf would anyone name their kid some damn thing like Dweezil, or Moon Unit? Those 2 have always boggled me.

----------

Me too! Names like that will doom them to being confused and weird!

Posted by: Chaz Bono at May 04, 2012 01:30 AM (SV4OI)

537 i think i adopted Robert a few years back.


Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:29 AM (TomZ9)

Willow is internet mom #2.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:30 AM (F79HU)

538 o well i guess i'll join the land of the sleeping.
have a peaceful night peoples in my screen.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:31 AM (TomZ9)

539 I was named after my maternal grandmother, so no surprise that my name's heyday occurred long, long before my arrival. I'm just lucky hers was a name that works in the English-speaking world. I understand that my father wanted to name my much-older brother (had he been born a girl) "Brankica". And that "c" = "ts" in pronunciation, making it even more pulmonary disease-sounding than it appears at first glance. I suppose a Brankica would be forcibly renamed under ObamaCare, though, and be "cured" into becoming a Julia.

What creepily condescending claptrap that Julia fable is! With an overlay of Gallant and Goofus compositional structure to render it more insipid. But I am reminded of my husband's ex mother-in-law who once declared "I want to be married to a rich man so I can be independent." Too many people are out there who are similarly unaware of the contradictions in their aspiration.

I must be considered a weirdo by them to think that the single most selfish and self-interested thing I could vote for is a strong and stable country. But what do a few trinkets matter when your life and world's in the shitcan?

Posted by: sistrum at May 04, 2012 01:32 AM (AyryN)

540 Cause I be to soft 'round the midsection and I need to lose that. Milk Duds are now the enemy.

Get some chocolate covered espresso beans. Then try to remember things like discipline and portion control.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 01:32 AM (I/cLr)

541 Robert you never know, i'm keeping my eye on you, better be good!

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:32 AM (TomZ9)

542 nite

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:32 AM (TomZ9)

543 I bought some KY jelly, milk duds and sterilized water at a drug store one. My best friend was with me. Just to mess with me he turned and quite loudly said, "Keith, what the hell are you gong to do with Milk Dudes, KY and Sterilized water? You sick bastard." He then stormed out and left me redfaced looking at the cashier. Rotten bastard.
If you must know, the KY was for the usual thing. The Mild Duds where at the checkout line and looked good and My wife, was into making coffee for some silly reason with distilled water.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:33 AM (JKNDp)

544 Kate Upton? Cat Daddy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUnWIs88CQ

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:33 AM (F79HU)

545 Me too! Names like that will doom them to being confused and weird!



Posted by: Chaz Bono at May 04, 2012 01:30 AM (SV4OI)


Y'know she was born as "Chastity Bono", but he shortened it when he lengthened the other.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:33 AM (kaalw)

546 you never know, i'm keeping my eye on you, better be good!


Posted by: willow at May 04, 2012 01:32 AM (TomZ9)

Yes'm.
Good night!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:33 AM (F79HU)

547 If I had to decide, I think Bailey's irish cream and Milk Duds might work.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:26 AM (JKNDp)

essentially a godfather

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 01:36 AM (tw6Ar)

548 Currently halfway thru a theater size box of Milk Duds.


Posted by: Ohio Dan
----------------

Just ate a bunch of raw bread dough.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 01:36 AM (7I4GE)

549 Ok, drinks empty, battery's about dead, guess its time to call it a night.

Good night, imaginary friends. You're the best imaginary friends ever.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 01:36 AM (I/cLr)

550 Get some chocolate covered espresso beans. Then try to remember things like discipline and portion control.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 04, 2012 01:32 AM (I/cLr)

Chocolate covered espresso beans? That sounds delicious. It can't possibly be good.
Countin' the calories! And cuttin' out as much of the shit as possible. Watching carbs, too. So far so good. The trendline points down. Slowly but surely it's going down.
The only thing that's going down in my life but I'll take what I can get!

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:36 AM (F79HU)

551 Good night, willow ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:37 AM (VVZaH)

552 Good night, DC!

Sleep well with dreams of Kate Upton, Sofia Vergera and Christina Hendricks all naked pillow fighting.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:37 AM (F79HU)

553 543
I bought some KY jelly, milk duds and sterilized water at a drug store
one. My best friend was with me. Just to mess with me he turned and
quite loudly said, "Keith, what the hell are you gong to do with Milk
Dudes, KY and Sterilized water? You sick bastard." He then stormed out
and left me redfaced looking at the cashier. Rotten bastard.

If you must know, the KY was for the usual thing. The Mild Duds
where at the checkout line and looked good and My wife, was into making
coffee for some silly reason with distilled water.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:33 AM (JKNDp)


When I was in High School, they guys I hung out with had a game we called "The Elevator Game" -- the idea being that you're thrown into social contact with someone for some brief period of time (like in an elevator) and you invent conversation meant to leave the "innocent" person completely baffled.

You should have replied, "Last night, Armando said he wouldn't do it with you unless he had KY -- tonight, he'll have no excuse."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:38 AM (kaalw)

554 Night, DC ... have an imaginary better than average Friday ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:39 AM (VVZaH)

555 I'm out, too.

Not that I'm going to bed, but because I've got a DVD staring back at me. One that I've been wanting to watch all week now.

Farscape.

The Peacekeeper Wars.

I quiver in joyous anticipation.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 01:39 AM (F79HU)

556 Truth, the new hate speach.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 04, 2012 01:39 AM (JKNDp)

557 or not a godfather but another drink that my dad used to make at blockparties (name slipping my mind)

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2012 01:40 AM (tw6Ar)

558 The TPAKTOP has a video player?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)

559 ... When I was in High School, they guys I hung out with had a game we called "The Elevator Game" ...

elder god -

should you one day find your self without warning naked in an elevator about to open, take 2 very deep breaths ...

because then you'll have .

.

.

.

.

.

a pair of pants ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:41 AM (VVZaH)

560 May the 4th be with you.

Posted by: KennyM at May 04, 2012 01:42 AM (3HY4c)

561 Robert is out?

Robert is OUT?!?

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:43 AM (VVZaH)

562 Every time I see that little guy the only thing that comes to mind is: BUGGER!!!
Posted by: jc at May 04, 2012 01:27 AM (ufJKx)

I have seen the around here quite often and it is used well. It is often used as a response to shocking comments from morons and moronettes. I find the comments are enought to make me ruin a keyboard but a well timed in response to the comment is as funny. the best eek I have seen lately was in response to a moronette commenting on a photo and how after seeing the photo you could "drown a toddler in her shorts" shortly thereafter someone responded with the - which was funnier than the comment - which was more shocking and amusing and peculiar

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:43 AM (Z9EHQ)

563 when will the NYTimes refer to Scrunt Warren as white indian? does the headdress match the teepee floor? did she give birth (the lucky bastard...) by squatting beneath a tree and pooping a papoose? Was the papoose made by white devils drunk injuns, and never the Twain shall meet. Does Lizzy make any of her own arrows, or does she just willingly accept in tohersecret place between her moist andlonely chocashaw loins that smell like rancid fish the the love arrows aimed her way by the vietnam war hero, who sometimes stops by the reservation on his way to park the yacht in New Hampshire.

Posted by: MoeRon at May 04, 2012 01:44 AM (V93nN)

564 night Robert

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:45 AM (Z9EHQ)

565 559
... When I was in High School, they guys I hung out with had a game we called "The Elevator Game" ...

elder god -

should you one day find your self without warning naked in an elevator about to open, take 2 very deep breaths ...

because then you'll have .

.

.

.

.

.

a pair of pants ...


Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:41 AM (VVZaH)


Better yet, go casually about your business.....'cause you have *nothing* to worry about.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:48 AM (kaalw)

566 I am not sure I get the whole kate upton cat daddy dance thing. she is good looking and is wearing a skimpy bikini, but she cannot dance. for most of the dance she is doing some funky move that resembles carrying a beer keg covered in crisco. If she had simply stood there and smiled she would have done better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:48 AM (Z9EHQ)

567 561
Robert is out?

Robert is OUT?!?


Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:43 AM (VVZaH)

===
Robert only luvs us when he's fucking off at work.

Posted by: jc at May 04, 2012 01:49 AM (ufJKx)

568
Gallant puts down the toilet seat when he's done.
Goofus pisses in her shower.

Posted by: Highlights For Kids! May 1974 at May 04, 2012 01:50 AM (FcR7P)

569 566
I am not sure I get the whole kate upton cat daddy dance thing. she is
good looking and is wearing a skimpy bikini, but she cannot dance. for
most of the dance she is doing some funky move that resembles carrying a
beer keg covered in crisco. If she had simply stood there and smiled
she would have done better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:48 AM (Z9EHQ)


Point of order -- some parts of her dance quite well, but at their own tempo.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:51 AM (kaalw)

570 .....and, in other news, http://tinyurl.com/7ezb677

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:52 AM (kaalw)

571 'cause you have *nothing* to worry about.

You know that Murphy's Law about people who like being nude are never the people you want to see naked?

*just saying*

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:52 AM (VVZaH)

572 571
'cause you have *nothing* to worry about.

You know that Murphy's Law about people who like being nude are never the people you want to see naked?

*just saying*


Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 01:52 AM (VVZaH)


Well, ok, *I*'d have nothing to worry about. The rest of you could shit or go blind, as you choose. Being a transdimensional embodiment of madness means never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:54 AM (kaalw)

573 I am not sure I get the whole kate upton cat daddy
dance thing. she is good looking and is wearing a skimpy bikini, but
she cannot dance. for most of the dance she is doing some funky move
that resembles carrying a beer keg covered in crisco. If she had simply
stood there and smiled she would have done better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 01:48 AM (Z9EHQ)


I agree, though she does okay with some of the more blatant sex moves. She certainly looks like a lot of fun in bed, but you can find girls that good looking in any warm beach community.

It is nice to see natural large breasts, though. That's getting to be quite the rarity in the public arena.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 01:55 AM (X3lox)

574 Heh -- http://tinyurl.com/8xzyjbd -- asset forfeiture among the 1%.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)

575 I agree, though she does okay with some of the more blatant sex moves. She certainly looks like a lot of fun in bed, but you can find girls that good looking in any warm beach community.

It is nice to see natural large breasts, though. That's getting to be quite the rarity in the public arena.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 01:55 AM (X3lox)

I am kinda thinking she has peaked. she is pretty much limited to photographs in skimpy clothes. "go over there and stand. do not move do not speak."

She is definitely comely. She also is does not have enough common sense to know she should not go over to some guys house and let him video her dancing in a bikini and put it on the internets. If all she needs to do is avoid idiocy I will manage her career for a lap dance here and there every so often.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 02:00 AM (Z9EHQ)

576 Heh -- http://tinyurl.com/8xzyjbd -- asset forfeiture among the 1%.


Posted by: cthulhu
---------------

That's funny. It almost seems like the local federal D.A. is PO'd at Holder/Obama for something and wants to sour up the voters.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 02:00 AM (7I4GE)

577 She is definitely comely. She also is does not have
enough common sense to know she should not go over to some guys house
and let him video her dancing in a bikini and put it on the internets.
If all she needs to do is avoid idiocy I will manage her career for a
lap dance here and there every so often.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 02:00 AM (Z9EHQ)


She might have her heart set on skankdom.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 02:04 AM (X3lox)

578 Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cat food ...

http://tinyurl.com/7bszw42

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 02:05 AM (VVZaH)

579 I know of no women named "Donna" who were born after 1964. I was supposed to be named after my paternalCzech grandma Anastacia. My mother found out (while in labor - no ultrasounds in those days) that she was going to have twins. That gave her an excuse to ditch Anastacia and go for "Donna" and "Diane" - 'cause twins had to have "matching" names in those days and mom just couldn't think of an "A" name to match Anastacia. (In truth, mom hated the name Anastacia, in part because she didn't get along with her mother-in-law, who was a very Old World type and in part because Anastacisa was just not a cool name in the early 60's.Mom was trying to escape the Old Country past, not reinforce it. She wanted to be a modern American.) So I became Donna - and I hate the name. Anastacia sounds like a grand name to me. But I understand my mom's reasoning.
Since I came of age in the early '80's, I'm sure if I had been Anastacia I would have ended up as either an "Ann" or a "Stacy."

Posted by: Donna V. at May 04, 2012 02:06 AM (/x5cx)

580 She might have her heart set on skankdom.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 02:04 AM (X3lox)

I am able to help her either way. If she wants to remain marketable give me a call girl. if she wants to chase skankdom at flank speed I can get her there faster than she can manage alone - and i can make some money of the tape for both of us; fifty fifty split after my fee.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 02:06 AM (Z9EHQ)

581 I would add that Kelly Brooks' dancing in Pirhana was much better, sans the silly lesbo stuff. Now THAT is one killer body.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 02:07 AM (X3lox)

582 John F!ing Kerry ...

http://freebeacon.com/smartest-guy-in-the-room/

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 02:08 AM (VVZaH)

583 The Piranha dance scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C9rjAbPaX4

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 02:10 AM (X3lox)

584 It is nice to see natural large breasts, though. That's getting to be quite the rarity in the public arena.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 01:55 AM (X3lox)

I've heard the paucity of naturalness is really messing up with the production of the "Magic City" series. In their thoroughness in trying to portray late 50s Miami, the producers insist that noone shown on screen has plastic surgery, and that they need to be appropriately proportioned -- i.e. with some meat on their bones. They have to troll the streets trying to find enough for extras and such. They were hoping to rely on burlesque shows somewhat for the body pool but the women were too tatted up for the most part to make it worth their while in coverup and retouching. Lots of bikinis being worn, and just as many merkins needed.

Posted by: sistrum at May 04, 2012 02:11 AM (AyryN)

585 Donna -

I am named after my mother's French teacher ...

My mother's French teacher was a Catholic nun who had taken/been given St. Adrian as a namesake ...

So my mother added the -e to feminize it ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 02:12 AM (VVZaH)

586
Posted by: sistrum at May 04, 2012 02:11 AM (AyryN)


I heard that.

I tried to watch the premiere of that series but couldn't get past the first ten minutes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 02:13 AM (X3lox)

587 Do you want to make sure your kid does not share a name with 15 other girls in kindergarten? Want to be really original? Name her Mary.

Posted by: Donna V. at May 04, 2012 02:19 AM (/x5cx)

588 Breasts are so - bilateral.

Posted by: A naturarale triplite at May 04, 2012 02:23 AM (j+Izh)

589 587
Do you want to make sure your kid does not share a name with 15 other
girls in kindergarten? Want to be really original? Name her Mary.

Posted by: Donna V. at May 04, 2012 02:19 AM (/x5cx)


On the flip side, if you want her to blend right into the Caliphate, you could use "Miriam".

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 02:24 AM (kaalw)

590 On the flip side, if you want her to blend right into the Caliphate, you could use "Miriam".


Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 02:24 AM (kaalw)


That's the Hebrew version, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2012 02:28 AM (X3lox)

591 "The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there" - L. P. Hartley

Speaking of doing things differently there...even though I don't like beer (please do not despise me, only rejoice that there is more left for you) I'm sipping a Dogfish Head "Midas Touch". The living history part of me had to sample something whose recipe claims to be based on residue found in 2,700-year-old drinking vessels. It says it's made with barley, honey, white muscat garpes saffron. So I ask the true drinkers out there -- is my ability to moderately enjoy the stuff a tribute to the brew or confirmation of my wretched taste?

Posted by: sistrum at May 04, 2012 02:29 AM (AyryN)

592 "I am named after my mother's French teacher ... "
I take it your mom really loved French class? Well, Adrianeis a pretty name...
You have it better than a 20 something I know named "Jean." When I remarked on what an unusual name that is for someone of her generation, she told me her mom named her for a character on some stupid soap opera....
But then I've met 30 somethings named "Meadow" and "Mango" - another reason to hate old hippies.

Posted by: Donna V. at May 04, 2012 02:30 AM (/x5cx)

593 I am out. If that limey bikini show up looking for her new agent tell her I will be back tomorrow evening and she should stay home, close the blinds and shades, do not answer the phone, email or anything else until she sees me back here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2012 02:30 AM (Z9EHQ)

594 Good Night, Y5 ... may all of your fevered dreams come true ...


before Obama Care kicks in ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 02:34 AM (VVZaH)

595 Hey Arhooley. I see you're editing a manuscript. My Nano-created first draft has been awaiting a return visit since December 1. Are you using Scrivener by chance? It's the cats-meow for writing

Posted by: zeera at May 04, 2012 02:40 AM (XtxRN)

596 Roses are red,
Milk duds are candy,
Tomorrow is Friday,
And I think that's just dandy ...

Burmashave

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 02:41 AM (VVZaH)

597 It's the cats-meow for writing

I thought it was for formatting screenplays ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 02:42 AM (VVZaH)

598 well good night all
time to do some more technical reading

Posted by: chemjeff at May 04, 2012 02:42 AM (7FadD)

599 The sun is bright yellow,
The moon is blood red,
People bailing before 600,
Was it something I said?


Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 02:43 AM (VVZaH)

600 Night chemjeff,

take care and happy semester-ish wrap up ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 02:44 AM (VVZaH)

601 I just watched the Harry and Louise commercials on Youtube. Wow, they picked the two worst actors in the universe and gave them the dullest lines ever written. And that worked? Should be easy to smack out Obama's plans.

Harry: Gas is four dollars a gallon.
Louise: Everything is so expensive nowadays.
Harry: Yes, you're right.
Louise: That's right.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 02:45 AM (7I4GE)

602 Are you using Scrivener by chance? It's the cats-meow for writing





Posted by: zeera
----------------

I use MS Word. Or rather, my clients do, so I have to.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 02:47 AM (7I4GE)

603 MS Word? My condolences.

Posted by: zeera at May 04, 2012 02:57 AM (XtxRN)

604 I know, I know. When I get the energy I'll customize my installation so it's convenient and smart. It won't look a thing like the factory default.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 03:01 AM (7I4GE)

605 And now, it's off to bed.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 03:06 AM (7I4GE)

606 G'night, arhooley


Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 03:10 AM (VVZaH)

607 Adriane, if you're still here. Works great for a book, screenplay, I've got my daughter in college using it for her papers. Has a lot of functionality that I haven't even looked at yet. You can track characters, scenes, search on keywords, just a lot of project mgmt and tracking stuff. It's a very nice interface for any writing

Posted by: zeera at May 04, 2012 03:12 AM (XtxRN)

608 604
I know, I know. When I get the energy I'll customize my installation so
it's convenient and smart. It won't look a thing like the factory
default.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 04, 2012 03:01 AM (7I4GE)


Eh. Reminds me of one of the rules I have in my book "Computer Consulting for Elder Gods": "Never let accountants choose your accounting package."

See, the thing is, your accounting department will make anything work. Their leaders have CPAs, meaning that they've been in public accounting, where you go out to a different client every other week and extract info from whatever POS legacy system they have -- and two weeks later, it's another one. They'll deal.

But if your Sales team isn't involved, then Every Little Thing about the system is a total travesty that you'll hear about six times a day, and they won't stop bellyaching until the accounting department allocates a full-time headcount to wiping each Salesman's ass each time after they're done -- and re-entering all their data. Same with Purchasing, Payroll, and Production.

So let them pick it. Then you can easily garner IT resources because "those Sales guys didn't choose a good accounting system."

Arhooley could probably do a beautiful, effective job with WordStar, and it would cost an additional 1/10 of 1% of effort to deal with it. Compared to the raw talent involved, the choice of tools is almost irrelevant. Embarrassing, but not really in scope.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 03:14 AM (kaalw)

609 t'anks.

I was using Final Draft, a very old version, for the perpetually unfinished screenplay.

Scrivener was suggested as a replacement software for people interested in upgrading their Final Draft s/w.

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 03:23 AM (VVZaH)

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t'anks.

I was using Final Draft, a very old version, for the perpetually unfinished screenplay.

Scrivener was suggested as a replacement software for people interested in upgrading their Final Draft s/w.


Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 03:23 AM (VVZaH)


To further extend my point above -- we consistently have the finest community and best conversations......on Pixy's perpetually-collapsing beast of blog software.

I'm sure your perpetually unfinished screenplay is far nicer than whatever obsolete software you're using to compose it.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 03:40 AM (kaalw)

611 Don't know about all you, but I want Lizzy Warren to be HOUNDED about her high income and fake indian bullcrap until she breaks down and sobs on camera. I need to see this happen.

This woman is so detestable and stupid, she thinks she's one paycheck away from being homeless. How unbelievable outrageous is this woman? She actually made Scott Brown out to be a 'filthy' rich person during the debates, while she's a member of the 99% fighting for low interest rates or something... all the while she made 3x the money Brown did last year.

This is too outrageous to let go. I want to turn on the tv in the morning, and see congressional republicans on TV talking about her. I want her to be summoned to congress and made to cry on live tv. I want to see her hang herself on live tv. This woman is detestable. I mean holy crap people she made a million freakin dollars last year!! and she thinks she's 'one of the peeps'

SICK

These fake liberal scumbags need to live up to their own rules. I want Chief Crazy Horse in front of a microphone tomorrow spewing his outrage. This woman stole an entire culture just to get hired. You know she's too stupid to get hired for brains alone. We have put up with being blamed for Travon Martins death for 3 freakin months now!!! It needs to be turned on someone deserving. I want her to feel the outrage of an entire culture. I want to feel Indian Outrage tomorrow.

She USED YOUR HISTORY, AND YOUR PAIN to get a $million job at Harvard. How many families would her salary alone comfortably support? 30? yep. Is this phoney Warren walking bird woman worth 100 or your people? She thinks so

Posted by: Can of Raid, and truth teller at May 04, 2012 03:41 AM (7WDxS)

612 I just trimmed my old doggie's nails, then put on these little, "bootie" things.
(They are like little ballons, so they stay on real well).

She's actually running through the house. She hasn't had good enough footing to walk fast in years. I hope she doesn't hit something and end up under a pile of books. She's about 13, and doesn't get around so good. Amazing what traction can do, I guess.

I don't know if younger dogs can handle something like these, though. Older dogs can't get their feet up around their mouths to chew 'em off. So they stay on.

Yeah, I'm still around. I just stop by from time to time. I mostly hang at therightscoop these days. But I do miss the old ONT gang.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 04, 2012 03:50 AM (soIsm)

613 Posted by: Can of Raid, and truth teller at May 04, 2012 03:41 AM (7WDxS)



It would please me greatly to see her run off the prog/lib reservation.



In 2003, the SCOTUS noted that affirmative action policies might well be obsolete "25 years from now" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grutter_v._Bollinger] -- it would be a great healing for this country if Warren's case shortened that time to 10 years. There could be no better milestone than to say that Warren's abuse of affirmative action was the proof that it had become a meaningless game and violated due process.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 03:52 AM (kaalw)

614 To further extend my point above -- we consistently have the finest
community and best conversations......on Pixy's perpetually-collapsing
beast of blog software.


EYE Forgot ...

Thanks Maet, for a funky doodle ONT ...

Thanks Pixy, for all of the hamster training and maintenance ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 03:57 AM (VVZaH)

615 I'm sure your perpetually unfinished screenplay is far nicer than whatever obsolete software you're using to compose it.

I feel bad about griping so much recently ... I am hoping to shame myself into sitting down and typing ... and type some more ... then another few pages ... maybe 30 minutes a day ... et cetera ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 04:05 AM (VVZaH)

616 K~Bob, take care happy dance for your canine American...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 04:07 AM (VVZaH)

617 I feel bad about griping so much recently ... I
am hoping to shame myself into sitting down and typing ... and type some
more ... then another few pages ... maybe 30 minutes a day ... et
cetera ...


Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 04:05 AM (VVZaH)


Just remember, "life is pain" -- http://tinyurl.com/7uua6or [not that I buy into this guy's whole spiel....I just met him a few seconds ago] -- to fight against oneself is the source of much difficulty. To align oneself with ones goals and ones environment assures success.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 04:27 AM (kaalw)

618 cthulhu at May 04, 2012 04:27 AM (kaalw)

I give myself ... very good advice, but I very seldom follow it ...


* Alice in Wonderland,
the Disney version

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 04:38 AM (VVZaH)

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cthulhu at May 04, 2012 04:27 AM (kaalw)

I give myself ... very good advice, but I very seldom follow it ...


* Alice in Wonderland,
the Disney version


Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 04:38 AM (VVZaH)


Well, basic stuff like "life is pain" and "the pain of life is largely due to striving against oneself", I'm all over it. When you start talking about no tangible goals or striving to accomplish them......er......

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2012 04:46 AM (kaalw)

620 "the pain of life is largely due to striving against oneself"

From an upper class, first world kind of perspective ... maybe ...

The pain of life in Southern Sudan is not to get your ass ethnically cleansed for Chinese Oil ...

The pain of life for Guinnea Worm victims is getting the worm out of where ever in your body the damn thing has lodged ...

The pain of life for landmine victims in Afghanistan ...
The pain of life for Christians in Muslim dominated countries ...
The pain of life for India's Dalits ...

et cetera

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 04:53 AM (VVZaH)

621 My screenplay will not help in anyway the above, aforementioned causes ... except that in my joy of accomplishment, I have, in the past, celebrated with charitable donations ... so I might again ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 04:56 AM (VVZaH)

622 The Catholic idea of Lent ... to deliberately deny ourselves certain pleasures ... is to remind ourselves that we are in control of the happiness of our lives ... not the adornment of external ...

There are people all over the world who have wonderfully happy lives without eating lots of chocolate... I could be one of them ...

I could just as easily choose to interpret 'Life is Pain' as an admonishment to give up writing entirely ... I am not employed as a writer. I would like to write for the vainest of reasons ... to leave something behind when I die ... I existed once and I had thoughts. No one gives a shit, nor should they, as in an ideal world, everyone would be capable of thinking their own thoughts.

So how much effort is worth the pleasure of screaming at the scifi channel "I can write better dreck than that AND here it is!!!" compared to the effort of bring peace to Sudan, smuggling guns to Christians - many of whom wouldn't use them anyway, providing people with clean drinking water, et cetera?

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 05:10 AM (VVZaH)

623 But the link is interesting. Have read various sources on Buddhism and always interested in how people apply it to their lives ...

t'anks, cthulhu ...

and Good Night and happy Friday!

Posted by: Adriane at May 04, 2012 05:14 AM (VVZaH)

624 Did I just miss Adriane?

Durnit! The Farscape finale was. The. SHIT!

Loved it. Loved it loved it loved it!

That was the perfect endcap to this truly wonderful sci-fantasy series. FanTASTIC!

But I just missed Adriane so I can't nerd out with her over the sheer awesomeness of it all.

But honestly I can't recommend this series enough. Not nearly enough. It's usually pretty cheap on Amazon. Between $50 to $60 bucks for the complete series box set on standard DVD. Blu-ray seems to be about $20 to $30 bucks more than that. Add in the finale, The Peacekeeper Wars, for another $10 bucks but only on standard DVD.

Highest possible recommendation. Great characters, great stories, great series.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 05:55 AM (F79HU)

625 And for a brief bit of horror...

http://tinyurl.com/75u2wag

Headline: EU PLot To Scrap Britain.

It's a little over the top. Britain wouldn't be scrapped but the EU would expand entirely at the expense of its constuent parts. A unified executive branch would go a long ways towards that goal.

After reading a couple of comments, some people don't seem to understand Britain would be relegated to a mere "administrative unit" of a larger European super-state. It's the same as losing their independence. Yeah, there might be a Province of Britain but it would exist at the pleasure of more powerful forces. And the way good old socialist Europe operates the smaller units of government and society, the province, the county, the city, even the individual, exist at the blessings of the central government and corrupt aristocratic elite. If Britain is subsumed into a unified Europe it will never, NEVER, be recovered.

Britain needs to get the hell out of the EU and fast.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2012 06:05 AM (F79HU)

626 Go into a crowded room and yell "Hey, MIKE!". See what happens...

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