Obama Administration Really Pitching Itself to Incompetent Women Needing Almost Constant State Assistance

The Life of Julia -- how Obama promises to fix things for the subset of women requiring a Strong Man in their life but who don't have one.

Is it just me or is there something fundamentally inconsistent with the concept of Strong, Independent Women and paternalism?

Here's Julia at age 23:

Under President Obama: Because of steps like the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, Julia is one of millions of women across the country who knows she'll always be able to stand up for her right to equal pay. She starts her career as a web designer.

Under Mitt Romney: He has refused to say whether he would have vetoed or signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.

At age 27 (Obama seems to be president throughout Julia's life)...

Under President Obama: For the past four years, Julia has worked full-time as a web designer. Thanks to Obamacare, her health insurance is required to cover birth control and preventive care, letting Julia focus on her work rather than worry about her health.

Under Mitt Romney: Romney supports the Blunt Amendment—which would place Julia's health care decisions in the hands of her employer—and repealing health care reform so insurance companies could go back to charging women 50% more than men.

We used to use presentations like the one Obama offers to women for purposes of illustrating the activities and amenities at Care centers for the mentally retarded, insane, or elderly.

Tell us about the tapioca, Papa.

Who The Hell Is "Julia," And Why Am I Paying For Her For Her Whole Life? Because Obama has decided we're now each responsible for 300 million new family members-- congratulations! You're having 145 million boys and 155 million girls!

Posted by: Ace at 10:52 AM



Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 10:53 AM (7W3wI)

2 Is "Julia" a composite?

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 10:55 AM (7W3wI)

3 Great rebuttal piece by guy named Alec over at JWF.

I would not be comfortable stealing it, but it's a great start for the RNC.

Posted by: Mephitis at May 03, 2012 10:55 AM (ehXLT)

4 Mooo!

Posted by: eman at May 03, 2012 10:55 AM (XrDou)

5 I think this kind of explains it all:
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She talked about how Obama walked around his bedroom bare-chested, dressed in a blue and white sarong while working on a New York Times crossword puzzle…
Obama and Cook would date for a year. He was 22 and she was 25 when they met.
Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he responded: “Thank you.”

Posted by: Jay at May 03, 2012 10:55 AM (3LaGb)

6 Is she hot?

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 10:56 AM (7W3wI)

7 Julia needs to be bitch-slapped

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2012 10:56 AM (G+Wff)

8 Does she have big tittehs?

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 10:56 AM (7W3wI)

9 Already pretty sure this is BS, because Julia wouldn't have had that full time job for four years in this economy.

Posted by: JohnTant at May 03, 2012 10:56 AM (tVWQB)

10

All the while cozening up to the prehistorically misogynistic Taliban.

THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 10:57 AM (NG097)

11 I can't make it without Daddy.

Posted by: mama winger at May 03, 2012 10:57 AM (P6QsQ)

12 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 10:57 AM (8y9MW)

13 This would probably play well in Michigan, where a ten year plus depression has made the majority here (liberals) happily dependent on Uncle Sugar. They are also TERRIFIED Mitt Romney will cut off the flow of freebies- heard this from a few retirees about a month ago.

Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2012 10:57 AM (z63Tr)

14 So, how was Romney's handshake, Ace?

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 10:57 AM (NG097)

15 Daddy said it was time I stood on my own two feet because I am a capable person, Obama says perhaps I'm not capable and need a new daddy.

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 10:58 AM (TomZ9)

16
Does government also provide Julia with a cockmaster for those afternoon delights, or is the poor beleaguered Julia forced to find strange cock on her own?

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 03, 2012 10:58 AM (ndqJC)

17 Under President Obama: Julia becomes a shrill, shrieking harpy with an entitlement mentality.

Under President Romney: Julia is a normal, well adjusted woman who will make me a sammich and like it.

Posted by: jakeman at May 03, 2012 10:58 AM (96M6e)

18 In Soviet America, government takes care of YOU !!


Liberals assume we're all mentally ill,--because most of them are



Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 03, 2012 10:58 AM (Dll6b)

19 Tell us about the tapioca, Papa.

You'll eat it! And, you will LIKE it!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 03, 2012 10:58 AM (r2PLg)

20 Under Obama: Unemployment remains at >8%, so Julia turns to streetwalking. Federal debt balloons to 190% of GDP.

Under Romney: Julia earns better money because of a functioning economy, Federal debt drops to $12T.

Posted by: nickless at May 03, 2012 10:58 AM (MMC8r)

21 Obama. Because every girl needs a Big Brother.

Posted by: mama winger at May 03, 2012 10:59 AM (P6QsQ)

22 So, they want O to be the PATRIARCHY.

Paging Ashley Judd.......Ashley Judd to the white courteousy phone.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 03, 2012 10:59 AM (Hu7aL)

23 I am the 52%. Give me my fuckin' birth control pills, now!11!

Posted by: Julia at May 03, 2012 10:59 AM (vbh31)

24 Obama. Because every girl needs a Big Brother.

So nice that.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 10:59 AM (NG097)

25 Notice the absence of a man in Julia's life. No husband to comfort her through life and to help raise their daughter when SHE decides to have a baby.

Who's your Daddy? The government is your Sugar Daddy.

Posted by: PJ at May 03, 2012 10:59 AM (DQHjw)

26 Hmmm... I'm reminded of something... maybe Conservatives have already addressed this point?

Oh, yeah, we have: Once Government is involved in something, it controls it. Don't let Government control your healthcare, or your employment, or...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 10:59 AM (8y9MW)

27 letting Julia focus on her work rather than worry about her health
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Huh?
Um, don't you kind of "worry about your health" when you go to the doctor regularly?
Which vapid, barely out of college staffer wrote that drivel?

Posted by: Jay at May 03, 2012 11:00 AM (3LaGb)

28 Maybe he's just anticipating the time when he's Caliph and forms a harem. Get 'em while they're young and all that.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at May 03, 2012 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

29 Missing from the timeline:


Age 70: Under Obama, Julia is diagnosed with an early stage of a treatable cancer. However, ObamaCare decides she's too old for treatment, and only pays for Morphine and Hospice Care. Julia dies 6 months later, unable to attend her Grandson's wedding.


Under Romney, Julia is able to choose a doctor who successfully treats Julia's cancer, and with the cancer in remission 6 months later, Julia is able to attend her Grandson's Wedding.

Posted by: Naqamel at May 03, 2012 11:00 AM (UMwMT)

30 Yeah, that's why it so hard for companies to attract women employees - they would have to pay 50% more for health insurance.

Posted by: Gerry at May 03, 2012 11:00 AM (SzFRU)

31 Anybody need a website? I just finished reading HTML For Dummies!

Posted by: Julia at May 03, 2012 11:01 AM (vbh31)

32 Julia at 27: Under President Obama, Julia has not been able to find a job, and her Student Loan payments are mounting. She has however started back to school to learn Urdu, as with all the H1B visas she needs to learn that to get a web development job... but thankfully her health care is free after the collapse of the traditional healthcare insurance system, and the Executive Order decreeing a Single Payer System.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2012 11:02 AM (lZBBB)

33 Does Obama's site mention that Julia's employer will probably drop her health insurance and force her to buy her own policy through the state exchanges, since it'll be a lot cheaper for the employer that way? And does it mention that since Julia is employed, she probably won't qualify for those nifty taxpayer subsidies to help her pay for her new health insurance, which she'll now have to pay for out of pocket? Does it mention that Julia may end up paying thousands of dollars a month for her new, government-approved health insurance -- but don't worry, Julia, those $20-a -month birth control pills are covered for "free" in your new, $2,000 a month policy!

Posted by: Observer at May 03, 2012 11:02 AM (/sohm)

34 Age 65: Julia is suffering from terminal cancer and requires expensive chemotherapy and other treatments. Her doctors, acting under the provisions of the Affordable Care Act passed by President For Life Barack Obama, determine the costs of treatment outweigh the benefits Julia would receive, and therefore deny her claim.

Age 66: Julia dies at rest home, after viewing her guaranteed 20 minutes of nature footage with music by Vivaldi. Her body is rendered into Soylent Green and distributed to mitigate the food riots occurring daily.

Posted by: EC at May 03, 2012 11:02 AM (GQ8sn)

35 Under obamacare, her employee may well terminate her in order to cut costs as the law really kicks in and even if he does not, he surely will dump her health plan and pay the fine since it will be less.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 11:02 AM (i6RpT)

36 I read that crap this morning and nearly hurled up my Special K Chocolatey Delight. I don't even know how to properly mock it because it's such a contemptible piece of trash!


Is it just me or is there something fundamentally inconsistent with the concept of Strong, Independent Women and paternalism?


Yes! thank you! I made this same point over at PJM the other day in response to the photosZombie posted (via Ringo) from the LA "Unite Against the War on Women" march. I'll just repost my commnets it here since it's essentially the same thing:

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It’s just another way that so-called “progressivism” is actually “regressivism.”

The women’s rights movement was about making women equal and independent. But these new, liberated “women,” if we can call them that, won’t be happy until they are once again forced to depend on the financial support of the patriarchy. And whereas the previous patriarchy was a known entity – a husband, father, uncle, etc – the new patriarchy is a faceless government blob that dispenses money and doesn’t care one iota for the woman in question. Better yet, a big portion of the new patriarchy is made up of a lot of women. It’s an egaliarchy!

If these women actually understood a damn thing about equality, independence, and self-sufficiency, they’d realize that their protests are bass-ackwards. They want to go back to complete dependency with little to no control over their own choices. The stupidity is amazing.

...

When I say “independence,” I of course don’t mean independence
from men, but rather independence from being dependent on men for everything from pocket money to property. I would imagine that many of the early women’s rights advocates would have shared that view.

But ... almost as soon as the movement got some traction, it got hijacked and twisted by socialist harpies. It became less about women having equal rights as men and became about women being able to depend on the government INSTEAD of men. Both are about dependency, both infantilize women, and both piss me the hell off.


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And I'm so borderline anti-feminist I'm virtually mysoginist, even as a woman.

I hate using terms like "patriarchy" because they're the favorite words of the brainwashed feminist left. But there's just no other way to explain it that would make it through their dense, lead-lined, addlepated skulls!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 11:02 AM (4df7R)

37
Julia, meet Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren who suffered the same indignities as you with the exception of her Affirmative Action selection due to her American Indian heritage. Or was it Indian dot-head heritage?

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 03, 2012 11:02 AM (ndqJC)

38 Age 70: Under Obama, Julia is diagnosed with an early stage of a treatable cancer. However, ObamaCare decides she's too old for treatment, and only pays for Morphine and Hospice Care. Julia dies 6 months later, unable to attend her Grandson's wedding.

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Well it's ooonly a question of timing and don't we all have to die sooner or later?


Dying later is costing us all.

Posted by: Elana Kagan at May 03, 2012 11:03 AM (r2PLg)

39 who in the late 1980's named their kid 'julia'?

Posted by: eurw at May 03, 2012 11:03 AM (GKcKZ)

40 #34: EC, I like the way you roll. (See #29)

Posted by: Naqamel at May 03, 2012 11:03 AM (UMwMT)

41 By the way the real war and real enemy:


US: Muslims outnumber Jews in Midwest
Census of American religions shows Muslim adherents rose to 2.6 million over 10-year period
Reuters
Published: 05.03.12, 16:24 / Israel News



American Muslims grew in number over the past decade, outnumbering Jews for the first time in most of the Midwest and part of the South, while most mainline churches lost adherents, according to a census of American religions released on Tuesday.

The number of Muslim adherents rose to 2.6 million in 2010 from 1 million in 2000, fueled by immigration and conversions, said Dale Jones, a researcher who worked on the study by the Association of Statisticians of American Religious Bodies.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 11:03 AM (i6RpT)

42 I don't want to be too sexist here, but that shit would work on a majority of women.

Posted by: runninrebel at May 03, 2012 11:04 AM (N/1Dm)

43 Thanks to Obamacare, her health insurance is required to cover birth control and preventive care, letting Julia focus on her work rather than worry about her health.
Under Mitt Romney: Romney supports the Blunt Amendment—which would place Julia's health care decisions in the hands of her employer-


Ok, so in the first instance, some magical, magnanimousquasi-deity is making her healthcare decisions. Whatever it is, it is so sweet and innocent it doesn't even bear mentioning. It's probably totally not a disinterested unionized government worker.

In the second instance, it's her evil employer making her healthcare decisions. OUTRAGE.

Except it's not healthcare, it's health insurance, and she's still making her decisions regarding it.

What a horrid, feeding frenzy of dishonest stupidity this latest propaganda is.

Posted by: Heralder at May 03, 2012 11:04 AM (+xmn4)

44 ...and does, for that matter.

Posted by: runninrebel at May 03, 2012 11:04 AM (N/1Dm)

45 I don't want to die, and Prez'nit Sugar Daddy told me I don't have to!

Posted by: Julia at May 03, 2012 11:04 AM (vbh31)

46 Addicted to crack in order to handle the strain of joblessness in the Obama economy, Julia becomes a drug mule and turns tricks on the side to support her habit. However, she still loves President-for-life Obama because he saved her from life under Mitt Romney.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at May 03, 2012 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

47 Julia dies earlier because she doesn't want to take the much needed resources of others and cause their costs to go up...

It's all part of the individual mandate plan...

Posted by: Elana Kagan at May 03, 2012 11:05 AM (r2PLg)

48 Oh where was Obama when I was just starting my career? When I think of all those days, weeks, verily, yes YEARS, when I could barely focus on my work over the mid-boggling, life shattering burden of having to pay for my own birth control! Why, it's a miracle I didn't get fired. These young women today are, as Michelle Obama said, so blessed to have a real man like Barack to take care of them.

Posted by: Natasha at May 03, 2012 11:05 AM (Cl5yh)

49 is there a slide where julia ever pays taxes?

Posted by: seaniep at May 03, 2012 11:05 AM (+gR1F)

50 I'll spring for having Julia's tubes tied.

Posted by: boniface ballers at May 03, 2012 11:06 AM (bPbwB)

51 Under Obama's enlightened policies, Julia has become a strong, independent woman - who relies on a paternalistic government for everything.

How progressive.

Posted by: alanstorm at May 03, 2012 11:06 AM (1KVW3)

52 45 I don't want to die, and Prez'nit Sugar Daddy told me I don't have to!
Posted by: Julia at May 03, 2012 11:04 AM (vbh31)



***************

Julia it's time you think of the community and what you are costing all of us.

You're clinging to life is raising our health care insurance prices!!!

Posted by: Elana Kagan at May 03, 2012 11:06 AM (r2PLg)

53 Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he responded: “Thank you.”

Even I was shocked by that one!

Posted by: Narcissus at May 03, 2012 11:06 AM (tqwMN)

54 Trying so hard to picture Pres. Scooby in a sarong, walking around doing the Jumble. Link in name to a blue and white sarongfor anyone who wants to indulge their 1/32nd Javanese side.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 03, 2012 11:06 AM (HethX)

55 Web designer? Most web development is headed to India. I have had several clients who have stuck me with having to work with $7 per hour web gurus in India.....

"Julia" will get fired once ObamaCare kicks in.....
If she does manage to keep a job in the web business,
she can count on about making at the most $35K per year. SS won't cover any retirement at that rate,
And most companies will dump health are at the first chance they get. Yes you can thank Obama for that.

Posted by: izoneguy at May 03, 2012 11:07 AM (hbRed)

56 Citizen as Eternal Child.

Every tyrant's wet dream.

Posted by: eman at May 03, 2012 11:07 AM (XrDou)

57 It's only a question of timing.

Die NOW.

Posted by: Elana Kagan at May 03, 2012 11:07 AM (r2PLg)

58 This is quite hilarious to anyone who's actually in the business. Equal pay for a Web designer! Whoooeeey! "Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'."

Posted by: Cricket at May 03, 2012 11:07 AM (DrC22)

59 Paging Ashley Judd.......Ashley Judd to the white courteousy phone.Posted by: Ktgreat at May 03, 2012 10:59 AM (Hu7aL)

WHY'S IT GOTTA BE A WHITE COURTESY PHONE. Racist.

Posted by: Heralder at May 03, 2012 11:07 AM (+xmn4)

60 "I don't want to be too sexist here, but that shit would work on a majority of women."

Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? Worked the last time. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at May 03, 2012 11:08 AM (zF6Iw)

61
Before she became a web designer, Julia was forced to flat-back for for a few bucks to support her cocaine habit, but with the miracle of Obama Care, Julia has become a respectable member of the Obama Chicks for Justice movement.

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 03, 2012 11:08 AM (ndqJC)

62 it seems that every offensive measure taken by Obama ends up as a hilarious meme.

Posted by: weew at May 03, 2012 11:08 AM (8S6az)

63 The life of Julia:

See Julia get a job
See Iran get the Bomb
See Julia get incinerated
See Ya!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 11:08 AM (i6RpT)

64 My life was utterly meaningless until The Mocha Messiah arrived!

Posted by: Julia at May 03, 2012 11:08 AM (vbh31)

65 One way to end this birth control debate is to make BC over the counter like it is most other places. It certainly ends up less expensive that way and with no co pay to the Dr.

At this time Women are required to get a Pap exam which really has nothing to do with BC at all. It would be more meaningful to have a blood pressure check which is where the main side effect of some BC lies. It is true that often women can call it in and get the prescription renewed but that is beside the point. How many people continue to have insurance? Living close to the border of mexico one can get these drugs at $3 for generic and $10 for name brand.

I say make it available over the counter. It's safer than tylenol. The real infantilism is making it a prescription based med as if we are too stupid to understand the directions on the bottle.

Posted by: cmh at May 03, 2012 11:08 AM (ouAkw)

66 Women that fall for this shit are stuttering clusterf*cks of miserable failures.

Posted by: izoneguy at May 03, 2012 11:08 AM (hbRed)

67 Mr. Obama,the latest issue of 'Mandate' is in your locker.

Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at May 03, 2012 11:09 AM (c3mby)

68 You all know what Julia is, right?

That's right.

She's squatchy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 11:09 AM (4df7R)

69 What a horrid, feeding frenzy of dishonest stupidity this latest propaganda is.

We can look forward to lather, rinse, and repeat from now until November. After that, we'll get to listen to their wailing, gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments.

Posted by: pep at May 03, 2012 11:09 AM (YXmuI)

70 @ 26, julia, intrigued by a swarthy muslim man, converts to islam...one hot summer day she sheds her suffocating burka and runs to the store for some pork rinds....by 6:15pm...her head is rolling down the front steps.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 03, 2012 11:09 AM (Ho2rs)

71 At last, desperate from her years of drug use and prostitution, Julia joins President-for-Life Obama's FemBrigades, where she finds a new purpose in life as a Pleasure Counselor for the men in the SmiteBrigades fighting the Christo-fascist resistance!

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (RD7QR)

72 Still don't understand how contraception should be covered under health insurance but whatever.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (7W3wI)

73 Who is this Julia? Where is her husband in the video? No husband?

We will find her and hunt her down and make her our slave!

Iron this shirt!

Posted by: AoSHQ Hobo hunt master at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (hXJOG)

74 After a Slut Walk-Occupy mashup, Julia contracted a virulent case of butt-scabies and was shipped to a farm upstate...

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (HethX)

75 Barry do you think they'll drop the bomb? Barry do you think they'll like this song? Barry do you think they'll try to break my balls?Oooh, ahhBarry should I build the wall?Barry should I run for President?Barry should I trust the government?Barry will they put me in the firing mine?Oooh ahh, Is it just a waste of time?
Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry.Government's gonna make all your nightmares come true.Government's gonna put all her fears into you.Government's gonna keep you right here under her wing.She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing.Government's gonna keep baby cozy and warm.Ooooh baby, ooooh baby, oooooh baby,Of course Government's gonna help build the wall.
Barry do you think she's good enough, for me?Barry do you think she's dangerous, to me?Barry will she tear your little boy apart?Ooooh ah,Barry will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby don't you cry.Government's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.Government won't let anyone dirty get through.Government's gonna wait up until you get in.Government will always find out where you've been.Government's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.Ooooh baby, oooh baby, oooh baby,You'll always be baby to me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (SO2Q8)

76 Julia age 22:

Under President Obama there are no jobs so Julia after she graduates (with a mountain of student loans) has to move back in with her parents.

Julia age 23:

Still no jobs for aspiring web designers like Julia she continues to live with her parents and has no job offers at all. However she has enough birth control to supply an army.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (1Jaio)

77 by 6:15pm...her head is rolling down the front steps.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 03, 2012 11:09 AM (Ho2rs)


But you can still schtoop her until midnight-ish.

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (X6akg)

78 Living close to the border of mexico one can get these drugs at $3 for generic and $10 for name brand.


Or $4 at Walmarts everywhere.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (NG097)

79 I wonder if Julia is a composite of all the mooches he dated?

Posted by: ryukyu at May 03, 2012 11:11 AM (MOHSR)

80 Bastards.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 03, 2012 11:11 AM (71LDo)

81 Julia, thanks to Obama, no longer has to worry about her health and can focus on fattening up her puppy for Holidays.

Posted by: eman at May 03, 2012 11:11 AM (XrDou)

82 tami

hahahahahhaa

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 03, 2012 11:11 AM (Ho2rs)

83 Ah, throw the stupid scrunt under the bus.

Posted by: Lilly Bedwetter at May 03, 2012 11:11 AM (vbh31)

84 Am I the only one who, upon reading the title "The Life of Julia," immediately thought, "Someone on the campaign staff has been reading The Story of O."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 11:11 AM (4df7R)

85 GIGANTIC HORROR ROMNEY!

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 11:11 AM (NG097)

86 Age 30: Julia, tired of all the crap she fell for, decides to switch parties and vote Republican.

Posted by: EC at May 03, 2012 11:12 AM (GQ8sn)

87 Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he responded: “Thank you.”

Even I was shocked by that one!




Posted by: Narcissus at May 03, 2012 11:06 AM (tqwMN)


He actually said, So do I. But they did a little editing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:12 AM (1Jaio)

88
Julia is a personal friend who has suffered the indignity of name calling like myself, and we will continue to fight for equality of pay, dignity in the workplace, and free pizza.

-Sandra Fluke

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 03, 2012 11:13 AM (ndqJC)

89 A couple of questions since they personalized this to Julia.

Did her employer offer health coverage prior to Ocare?
If yes was there a difference in price for men and women? (I've never seen that check-box where I work)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 03, 2012 11:13 AM (tf9Ne)

90 76 Julia age 22:Under President Obama there are no jobs so Julia after she graduates (with a mountain of student loans) has to move back in with her parents. single mother.

FIFY

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 11:14 AM (4df7R)

91

Wow awesome for Julia! And all this, thanks to the government! Amazing!

Posted by: dan-O at May 03, 2012 11:14 AM (sWycd)

92 congratulations! You're having 145 million boys and 155 million girls!

Ooog. That's gonna leave some stretch marks.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at May 03, 2012 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

93 But ... almost as soon as the movement got some traction, it got hijacked and twisted by socialist harpies. It became less about women having equal rights as men and became about women being able to depend on the government INSTEAD of men. Both are about dependency, both infantilize women, and both piss me the hell off.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 11:02 AM (4df7R)


This is exactly what happened to many black American women and, therefore, to the black family.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 03, 2012 11:14 AM (6kWFm)

94
Under Obama, Julia is enrolled in Head Start where she is told that 2 plus 2 does indeed equal 5, Ebonics is proper English, and half a school year is spent explaining why Heather has two Mommies. She enters First Grade with no appreciable skills in reading or writing and has to be tutored. Her behavior is beginning to deteriorate and her classroom outbursts are becoming disruptive.

Under Romney, Julia's parents have already taught her how to read and pronounce words. She has begun to write, has rudimentarycomputer skills and eats home-cooked meals every day. She is able to safely ride her bike along with her parents and successfully navigate traffic. She cleans her room and is able to dress herself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 11:14 AM (d0Tfm)

95 I am a sponge. I am the 52%.

Posted by: Julia at May 03, 2012 11:16 AM (vbh31)

96 Oh hey--I actually found a part of "The Life of Julia" that I like-


Under Mitt Romney: Health care reform would be repealed—Romney says he'd "kill it dead."


*********


Go Romney!

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2012 11:16 AM (r2PLg)

97 Chaz Bono must be kicking himself in rhe balls right now.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 03, 2012 11:16 AM (ShuAW)

98 This is exactly what happened to many black American women and, therefore, to the black family.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 03, 2012 11:14 AM (6kWFm)


YES. EXACTLY. It's the textbook way that Big Government Bullies treat every supposed "special interest group" to bring them onto the reservation and keep them there. It's disgusting.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 11:16 AM (4df7R)

99 OK - Stole this from Alec Leamas in the comments @ JWF. This should go viral ASAP:



Under Obama’s policies, Julia has no better than a 78% chance of
even making it outside the birth canal intact. If Julia’s mother lives
in New York City, she has only a 59% chance.

Then, if she survives the birth canal gauntlet, Julia has just over a
50% chance that her mother and father will be married. If unmarried,
Julia will likely be exposed to a carousel of men who have seriatim
relationships with her mother, who are statistically much more likely to
sexually abuse Julia than her own father.

By economic circumstance, Julia will attend public schools, even if
she has the talent and desire to attend a nearby private school as there
is no school choice available to her. She will receive early
“comprehensive sex education” and will have precocious sexual encounters
before she is mentally and emotionally prepared for sex. She may get
pregnant or contract an STD, but a well-funded Planned Parenthood will
quietly mitigate the situation and keep this information from Julia’s
parent(s), so they will not understand the source of her resulting
depression.

Julia may graduate from high school. She may not. Either way, she
will have no proficiency in Math or Science and will not read and write
the English language beyond the Fourth Grade level. She will, however,
know how to deploy a condom on a cucumber and that the internal
combustion engine is destroying the planet. The teachers’ Union thinks
that it has done a great job, and they will have done an acceptable job
in educating Julia according to Obama’s policies.

Over the course of Julia’s young life, the private institutions –
particularly religious in character – which may have helped improve the
quality of her life and her life’s prospects do not have the ability to
do so as a result of Obama’s tax policy and his aggressive curtailing of
First Amendment religious liberty. Obama’s second-term judicial
appointees to the Supreme Court have swayed the Court’s balance and have
held that the First Amendment now protects only the “freedom to
worship,” subject to the government’s compelling interest to prohibit
“hate” against homosexuals and sexist beliefs about women. However,
most of the Bible – if spoken publicly – is still not hate speech that
can be the cause of criminal prosecution.

Julia may then enter the workforce without job skills with an
existing double-digit unemployment rate, and fall back into the “public
safety net.” If Julia qualifies for college, she will then take on over
a hundred thousand dollar debt (or more) for the privilege of learning
how awful the United States is. She will likely graduate without skills
sought by the few employers who are hiring.

After decades of “paying her fair share” including payroll taxes,
Julia will not be able to retire, because the Social Security system is
insolvent and the 2065 Congress, after raising the top marginal income
tax rate to 96% experienced an unexpected reduction in revenues received
and therefore cannot make the expected Social Security benefits
payments.

Julia falls ill, but because she was a smoker and overweight, Health
and Human Services regulations implementing the Affordable Care Act and
the Medicare system preclude the operation which would have prolonged
her life an additional 5 or 10 years.

Julia dies. If she has a significant Estate, the government takes
half of it. Either way, her state of residence taxes her testamentary
gifts to her family members.

The state has shaped the arc of Julia’s life from her very conception
to her death, a testament to the success of Obama’s policies.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at May 03, 2012 11:16 AM (HpT9p)

100 Some people might suspect that President Obama expects to stay past his term limits...

Posted by: Watcher at May 03, 2012 11:17 AM (QH/xq)

101 Did Romney really say he would--

"Kill it, dead!"


Hot damn --how'd did I miss that!?

Thank you barackobama.com!

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2012 11:17 AM (r2PLg)

102 Its only 815am where I am and I already want to puke.

Posted by: mpfs at May 03, 2012 11:17 AM (iYbLN)

103 Still no jobs for aspiring web designers like Julia she continues to live with her parents and has no job offers at all. However she has enough birth control to supply an army still attends her daily Occupy rallies/riots complaining she doesnt have a job whilst assaulting people going to their jobs and destroying stores that provide jobs.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:10 AM (1Jaio)


Added in a bit at the end there.

Posted by: Heralder at May 03, 2012 11:17 AM (+xmn4)

104 From the web site

Age 31. Under President Obama: Julia decides to have a child.
Throughout her pregnancy, she benefits from maternal checkups, prenatal
care, and free screenings under health care reform.



No mention of Julia getting married

Age 37. Under President Obama: Julia's son Zachary starts kindergarten.
The public schools in their neighborhood have better facilities and
great teachers because of President Obama's investments in education and
programs like Race to the Top.



My Lenin. Why everything is just so wonderful with Barry as president for life


Age 67. Under President Obama: Julia retires. After years of
contributing to Social Security, she receives monthly benefits that help
her retire comfortably, without worrying that she'll run out of
savings. This allows her to volunteer at a community garden.



Barry has turned the country into a total utopia. How could anyone vote against him? Only racists, sexists, homophobes and bigots could do that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:18 AM (1Jaio)

105 Age 45: Julia's paycheck is garnished by the Federal Government in order to help pay the interest on the $75 trillion dollar national debt. In return, Julia is given a voucher reserving a spot in the food line.

Posted by: EC at May 03, 2012 11:18 AM (GQ8sn)

106 This is one of the many reasons you can't have a big and powerful government that lords of people's lives in only the ways you desire and, otherwise, leaves you alone.


Posted by: runninrebel at May 03, 2012 11:18 AM (N/1Dm)

107 I worked the rescue in my town. I make over 120K in pension plus benefits. My fireman buddy in town made over 200K plus benefits with overtime. We pay no copays or deductables. Now the dam republicans are trying to cut police and fire.

Posted by: Pensions at May 03, 2012 11:18 AM (RHb9m)

108 At 31, Julia decides to have a baby. Unfortunately, years of
promiscuity and the previously unknown effects of her birth control
pills have left her fallopian tubes scarred and Julia is infertile.
Julia decides to adopt a baby. However, abortion on demand has made
adoption very rare and expensive in the US. So, Julia decides to adopt a
Chinese baby, but years of forced abortions under China's one child
policy have ensured that there are no Chinese babies left to adopt.
Julia becomes suicidal because of unfulfilled maternal longing. Under
Obamacare, Julia takes the red pill. The red pill makes Julia even more depressed, so Julia takes the blue pill. Julia takes 147 of the blue
pills. With a bottle of vodka.

Posted by: huerfano at May 03, 2012 11:19 AM (bAGA/)

109 Where is my government issued sarong? I need to lounge in comfort, people!

Posted by: Julia at May 03, 2012 11:19 AM (joSBv)

110
Under a President Romney, I would be forced to provide the care and feeding of my cooter, and that's just not fair. President Obama is all about fairness, and Romney is all about helping the rich, big Oil, big pharma, and Wall Street robber barons.

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 03, 2012 11:19 AM (ndqJC)

111 Still no jobs for aspiring web designers like Julia she continues to
live with her parents and has no job offers at all. However she has
enough birth control to supply an army



Now she can whore around all she wants and we get to pickup the tab for all the STDs she will spread around. Its a win-win for us!!!!!

Posted by: mpfs at May 03, 2012 11:19 AM (iYbLN)

112 Obama actuallt supports more police and fire

Posted by: Pensions at May 03, 2012 11:19 AM (RHb9m)

113 This'll piss off my wife, then again we have a daughter named Julia

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2012 11:20 AM (SO2Q8)

114 This follows her entire life under "President Obama", are they implying Prez Lady Tees is now Dick-tator for life?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 03, 2012 11:20 AM (136wp)

115 "who in the late 1980's named their kid 'julia'?"

Don't knock it.

Posted by: Hilda at May 03, 2012 11:20 AM (71LDo)

116
Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he responded: “Thank you.”

Dude, highfive.

Posted by: Han Solo about to be encased in carbonite at May 03, 2012 11:20 AM (+xmn4)

117 And she dies at 67. Death panels. Probably got breast cancer from all that birth control and delayed child bearing, but at least she wasn't punished with a child!

Posted by: lauren at May 03, 2012 11:20 AM (mMiAO)

118 Yeah Romney is all for the millionaires and not for police and fireman

Posted by: Pensions at May 03, 2012 11:20 AM (RHb9m)

119 #108
huerfano

The only answer is : CAROUSEL! She is over the age limit allowed.

Posted by: mpfs at May 03, 2012 11:21 AM (iYbLN)

120 edit:Hot damn --how did I miss that!?

***************

oops! I was too excited and doubled on my did.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2012 11:21 AM (r2PLg)

121 i love the name julia.....i wish they had used malia

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 03, 2012 11:21 AM (Ho2rs)

122 112 Obama actuallt supports more police and fire
Posted by: Pensions at May 03, 2012 11:19 AM (RHb9m)

And with that paying for years of accumulated sick leave - totaling millions of dollars. But hey, its a bottomless pot of money in the US

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 03, 2012 11:21 AM (136wp)

123 The 1 percent needs to pay their fair share

Posted by: Pensions at May 03, 2012 11:21 AM (RHb9m)

124 I'm actually bored with this argument.


1.old feminists used to say stay out of my womb, now want all decisions paid for anyone else.

2 there is something to be said for an ins plan that might cover viagra but not the pill.

religious intitutions being made to comply against their tenants of faith.

what might be be an answer is having a right to argue with your employer what you would like to see in your plan as a benefit of employment.

choices for everyone to seek what they need goes away with Obamacare mandate.
you get what they tell you , period,

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 11:21 AM (TomZ9)

125 Age 17. Under President Obama: Julia takes the SAT and is on track to
start her college applications. Her high school is part of the Race to
the Top program, implemented by President Obama. Their new college- and
career-ready standards mean Julia can take the classes she needs to do
well.





Except that Julia is a filthy cracker and Race to the Top is actual a race based affirmative action program and she can't get into any school until she declares that she is 1/32 Native American or a lesbian

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:22 AM (1Jaio)

126 I didnt take my sick days..so I can cash out another 200K when i retire from my second state job

Posted by: Pensions at May 03, 2012 11:22 AM (RHb9m)

127 Everything these utopian freaks do is fantasy

Posted by: dananjcon at May 03, 2012 11:22 AM (TXHOY)

128 is julia a composite woman or every other woman?

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 11:22 AM (TomZ9)

129 123 The 1 percent needs to pay their fair share
Posted by: Pensions at May 03, 2012 11:21 AM (RHb9m)

I was trolling along, on Ace-light bay. You could hear the inanity growing... day by day

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 03, 2012 11:22 AM (136wp)

130 I'm literally shaking with rage after reading that. I cannot believe the unmitigated gall.

And there are people who will buy that piece of crap.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 11:23 AM (8y9MW)

131 62
it seems that every offensive measure taken by Obama ends up as a hilarious meme.

Posted by: weew at May 03, 2012 11:08 AM (8S6az)

Its the only way to keep from going insane or on a rampage. Laugh at it..or cry in misery

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 03, 2012 11:23 AM (FIDMq)

132 I know a few Julias who are in their late 20s.

Posted by: lauren at May 03, 2012 11:23 AM (mMiAO)

133 So "web designer" is now code for adult film actress?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 03, 2012 11:23 AM (KCvsd)

134 My wife the teacher retired 30 years ago at 40K. her pension is now over 125K with cost of living increases. Now the conservatives want to cut her cost of living increases! Do they want us to starve!

Posted by: Pensions at May 03, 2012 11:23 AM (RHb9m)

135 The only answer is : CAROUSEL! She is over the age limit allowed.


Posted by: mpfs at May 03, 2012 11:21 AM


Never trust anyone over 30.

Posted by: some anonymous dipshit back in the '60s at May 03, 2012 11:23 AM (bAGA/)

136 Heralder:

OMG, You are so right. Not only was I culturally insensitive, I totally didn't even think that a black phone would be thinning against MS.Judds delicate yet occasionally puffy bone structure.

I double denounce myself.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 03, 2012 11:24 AM (Hu7aL)

137 Hey I get "walk" time. I get paid for the amount of time it takes me to walk to/from my car into the prison. That's why I park in Arizona when I report to work at Pelican Bay!

See ya on the golf course!!

Posted by: California Union Prison Guard at May 03, 2012 11:24 AM (iYbLN)

138 Speaking of women needing a daddy...

Today is Christina Hendricks' 37th birthday

Posted by: thunderb at May 03, 2012 11:24 AM (Dnbau)

139 I hired Julia the web designer, she didn't allow html so I fired her, but only after she blew me.

Obama 2012: Because women are helpless or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2012 11:24 AM (0VxrB)

140 Renew! Renew your benefits!

Posted by: Obama Carousel at May 03, 2012 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

141
130 I'm literally shaking with rage after reading that. I cannot believe the unmitigated gall.
And there are people who will buy that piece of crap.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 11:23 AM (8y9MW)


It's amazing, isn't it? That's what I meant when I said I didn't even know how to mock it properly. It's already mockery in itself! Anyone who reads that bullshit and actually BELIEVES it is just... they just... I can't even...

ARLKJERPujj3ro0hjns.rjklawuep9o12hnkldsfjdklh!!!!!eleventy!J:11

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 11:25 AM (4df7R)

142 Just when you think Obama propaganda can't get creepier, he finds a way to surprise. Amazing.

Posted by: Slublog at May 03, 2012 11:25 AM (0nqdj)

143 Age 22. Under President Obama: During college, Julia undergoes surgery.
It is thankfully covered by her insurance due to a provision in health
care reform that lets her stay on her parents' coverage until she turns
26.





Surgery = abortion?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:26 AM (1Jaio)

144 That's what I meant when I said I didn't even know how to mock it properly

I'm not sure mockery is the correct answer this time. Outrage and a great deal of "how dare you" are much more appropriate, I think.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

145 I remember Obama once said his tax philosophy was about "neighborliness"... That is, to pay taxes that fund entitlements is to be a good neighbor to your fellow man.

I ask- is it neighborly to insist others pay your way in life? Is it neighborly to spit out babies at others' expense? To insist others pay your bills, tolerate your fatherless, criminal children, and roll over every time a new claim is made on our hard-earned property? And is it neighborly to scream horrible things at the very people who pay your way when they dare to complain or ask you to live responsibly?

Fuck the left.

Posted by: weew at May 03, 2012 11:27 AM (8S6az)

146 Julia is so inept she shouldn't be allowed to vote, operate a car or raise a child. T

Posted by: thunderb at May 03, 2012 11:27 AM (Dnbau)

147 143 Age 22. Under President Obama: During college, Julia undergoes surgery.
It is thankfully covered by her insurance due to a provision in health
care reform that lets her stay on her parents' coverage until she turns
26.

Surgery = abortion?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:26 AM (1Jaio)

Boob job so she can get the attention of the Mall Kiosk Mobile Phone dude @ TGIF's.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 03, 2012 11:28 AM (136wp)

148
I'm not sure mockery is the correct answer this time.

Alinsky Rule #4: Ridicule is mankind's most potent weapon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 11:29 AM (d0Tfm)

149 at 40 Julia is tilting the scales at 200lbs., still ultra liberal, and out of options. She discovers she's a lesbian.

Posted by: X at May 03, 2012 11:29 AM (KHo8t)

150 Seriously, this total commie crap political advertising. If you have ever read about the type of propaganda communists used, this goes right down the line.

Course we knew this was going to be his campaign, he started that evil 1% crap a long time ago.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2012 11:29 AM (0VxrB)

151 Is Julia a Blow Up Doll like Obama's college girlfriend?

Posted by: robtr at May 03, 2012 11:29 AM (MtwBb)

152 It only sounds creepy if you're on the down slope of the bell.

Actually, you can still be dumb and find this creepy as long as you have an instinct toward individualism.

But if you're dumb and tribal this is music to your ears.

Posted by: runninrebel at May 03, 2012 11:29 AM (N/1Dm)

Posted by: Troll Feeder at May 03, 2012 11:30 AM (YqsQD)

154 Ah the brotherhood of perpetual victims. Nothing is more sexist than the government saying that women can't live their lives without some liberal politician paying for everything they do.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at May 03, 2012 11:30 AM (2SCt1)

155 Age 22. Under President Obama: During college, Julia undergoes surgery.

It is thankfully covered by her insurance due to a provision in health

care reform that lets her stay on her parents' coverage until she turns

26.


Perfect example of what I mean.

Notice they pick age 22- when a legitimate college student would still be in school. See, it seems to say, we care!

But, you see, virtually every State in the Nation already requires that full-time students be covered under their parents policies up to at least age 24. So there is no benefit here that wouldn't exist already. And if they move her age up to 25 or 26, they know they open themselves up to the question, "Ummm... why doesn't she grow up and get her own insurance?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 11:30 AM (8y9MW)

156 Age 42. Under President Obama: Julia starts her own web business. She
qualifies for a Small Business Administration loan, giving her the money
she needs to invest in her business. President Obama's tax cuts for
small businesses like Julia's help her to get started. She's able to
hire employees, creating new jobs in her town and helping to grow the
local economy.




Under President for Life Obama no one is starting their own business, but if she did President Obama's work place regulations cripple Julia's business and she's forced to go out of business in a matter of months.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:30 AM (1Jaio)

157 143 Age 22. Under President Obama: During college, Julia undergoes surgery.
It is thankfully covered by her insurance due to a provision in health
care reform that lets her stay on her parents' coverage until she turns
26.




Surgery = abortion?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:26 AM (1Jaio)


*****************


No, boob job.

She has to have it because of the mental anguish she has suffered under the hete-rnormative , paternalistic hegemony--but under Obama it would be covered--via Mental Health!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at May 03, 2012 11:30 AM (r2PLg)

158 Posted by: weew at May 03, 2012 11:27 AM (8S6az)

i like that .

Posted by: willow at May 03, 2012 11:30 AM (TomZ9)

159 143 Age 22. Under President Obama: During college, Julia undergoes surgery. It is thankfully covered by her insurance due to a provision in health care reform that lets her stay on her parents' coverage until she turns 26.
---
Julia now goes by the name Jake

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2012 11:30 AM (SO2Q8)

160 David Burge ‏ @iowahawkblog
#Julia at 67: "Why is there a big open trench in the community garden?"

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 03, 2012 11:30 AM (136wp)

161 Do it to Julia!

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 03, 2012 11:31 AM (Xq/yr)

162 Julia: "I've always relied on the kindness of strangers."

Posted by: TTM at May 03, 2012 11:31 AM (X6O1T)

163 Don't knock it.
Posted by: Hilda at May 03, 2012 11:20 AM (71LDo)
Btw, sorry about your random hash. That's very unfortunate.

Posted by: Han Solo about to be encased in carbonite at May 03, 2012 11:33 AM (+xmn4)

164 Geh, sock off.

Posted by: Heralder at May 03, 2012 11:33 AM (+xmn4)

165 162 Julia: "I've always relied on the kindness MONEYof strangers."

FIFY

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2012 11:33 AM (SO2Q8)

166
I think a proper and sincere mocking of this is definitely appropriate. Paint Julia as a ward of the SCOAMFState, unable to fend for herself and dependent on government handouts her entire life.

Little Julie just doesn't have what it takes to survive in this big, mean world without Uncle Sugar's (and our tax dollars) help.

Is this how you want your daughter to live?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 11:33 AM (d0Tfm)

167 Julia: "I've always relied on the kindness compulsory "charity" of strangers."

FIFY

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 11:33 AM (8y9MW)

168 Who The Hell Is "Julia," And Why Am I Paying For Her For Her Whole Life? Because Obama has decided we're now each responsible for 300 million new family members-- congratulations! You're having 145 million boys and 155 million girls!

Baraka did say that we are all gonna have to be our brother's keepers.

He was kidding a little, because, while you may not get to be your brother's keeper, but that mutherfucker damn sure is gonna get to be yours.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at May 03, 2012 11:33 AM (YqsQD)

169 All Julia really needs is some serious deep dicking.

Posted by: Banky Edwards at May 03, 2012 11:33 AM (sTS/8)

170
Age 30 22. Under President for Life Obama, Julia pretends that she's a 22 year old co-ed who is just trying to get health care coverage for her fellow female students. And there's no way that she's a 30 year left wing activist promoting a political agenda before a congressional hearing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:34 AM (1Jaio)

171 Under President Obama: Julia starts her own web business. At which point she finally learns who payed her way all those years. She does the calculations and finds going on SSDI is more lucrative than being a productive member of society and folds up the web business.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 03, 2012 11:34 AM (tf9Ne)

172 Just before dying of an STD, Julia wonders if maybe "Pleasure Counselor" was a euphemism for "whore," but puts that thought out of her mind when she sees the picture of President-for-Life Obama that hangs in the shack she occupies on Collective Farm #49812.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at May 03, 2012 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

173 Sexist!

Posted by: what we'll call anyone who mocks saint julia at May 03, 2012 11:35 AM (yqQ1f)

174 I mean, there is no part of her life she does not need the government to direct. Government is always te answer.

They should come up with Julia's path in the
obama reality, not the aspiration.

Julia leaves school with a worthless degree and a hundred thousand dollars in debt.

Julia cannot get a job in this economy.

Failing to find a job, Julia tries to start a business on her own. A myriad of regulations and taxes prevent her from doing so.

Julia needs surgery on her knee from an old sports injury. The new boards, and the shortage of doctors, create a back log of cases. She has to wit a year to find out if her surgery will be approved. She wait another two for the surgery to be performed.

Unable to exercise due to her knee problem she gains weight. Because of the weight increase, the government panel refuses her request for surgery.

The increase taxes n their home and income, plus inflation have made it difficult for Julia's parents to make their house payments.

They can't sell their home because the market has tanked. Not even a short sale. Their home is foreclosed, and Julia and her elderly parents move into public housing.

Public housing is awful, and unsafe. Their apartment is broken into several times. Even if they had the money to do so, they are unable to purchase a gun due to onerous regulation.

Julia comes home to find her parents have been beaten to death in a home invasion.

Posted by: thunderb at May 03, 2012 11:38 AM (Dnbau)

175 Being a woman, Julia is completely incapable of self-development. That's why we're giving her a level of entitlement formerly reserved for cripples. Nothing says empowerment like cradle to grave dependency on the state.

Vote Obama 2012. Because what feminists really want are sugar daddies and fairy godmothers.

Posted by: Xuyee at May 03, 2012 11:39 AM (saEWa)

176 66 Women that fall for this shit are stuttering clusterf*cks of miserable failures.
Posted by: izoneguy

I say..Thread winner!!

Posted by: Say What? at May 03, 2012 11:39 AM (b7L99)

177 Don't make Julia the enemy. Show how Progressive policies will prevent her from being self sufficient and work to hobble her.

Posted by: thunderb at May 03, 2012 11:41 AM (Dnbau)

178 So, after a lifetime spent under Maximum Leader Obama's policies, Julia ends up slaving away in a "community garden?"

I believe it.

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at May 03, 2012 11:41 AM (8LCi0)

179
Under President for Life Obama, Julia realizes that there are no jobs or means of support and the only money she can get comes from Obama's stash. So she hops on the welfare express and starts cranking out kids to get more and more stash that the EVIL rich should be paying to support her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 11:41 AM (1Jaio)

180 ...and I get dropped like a hot potato. If I was real I'd be going to the Inquirer with my story.

...but I'm not real. Interesting how that works.

Posted by: Ineeda Mann (composite girlfriend) at May 03, 2012 11:43 AM (DGxyd)

181 "Tell us about the tapioca, Papa."
Comedy gold.

Posted by: Austin in TX at May 03, 2012 11:44 AM (lKVc4)

182
Due to diminishing job prospects, Julia accepts a part-time opportunity with the Obama Administration working in the White House. One her first day of employment, Julia reported to work perfectly coiffured wearing a stunning blue dress and a stylish matching blue beret.

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 03, 2012 11:44 AM (ndqJC)

183 Julia is prime material for our Dread Lord Jeff's pleasure battalions.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 11:45 AM (NG097)

184 Is Julia a slut? Can you post her phone number?

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 11:46 AM (VndSC)

185 I am STILL waiting for someone to (convincingly) explain to me how birth control equals women's health....

Posted by: Confused at May 03, 2012 11:48 AM (vg8iE)

186
Deer "Julia". First, you will blow me.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 03, 2012 11:48 AM (1hM1d)

187
I get 3 things out of this:

1) The idea that you don't have to "worry about your health" because some government program is picking up the tab is a little scary. Regardless of who's paying, you still need to look after your own health. It amazes me sometimes, the things they don't even try to hide - this time it's "We want your healthunder our control".

2) Maybe it's just me, but the idea of birth control as health care sounds a little weird - makes it sound like pregnancy is a disease.

3) The stuff about "her employer" belies the fact that they intend to supplant private plans with socialized medicine - even though they assured everybody that it wasn't their goal, and that it wouldn't happen. Again, it's like they're not even trying to hide the socialism, sometimes. Drunk with power, I guess.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 03, 2012 11:51 AM (As94z)

188 Julia, after conceiving a child at a rock concert with a foreign exchange student for Kenya, who left her pregnant to go back to his other wives. Julia went to live with her parents, had her child and left it with her parents to go back on the road.

Sound familiar?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at May 03, 2012 11:53 AM (hXJOG)

189 And people wonder where this "perpetual adolescent" mindset comes from. Sheesh - because nothing says "strong, independent woman" quite like "dependent on The Government for the ability to pay for her abilityto screw without getting PG"

Posted by: DocJ at May 03, 2012 11:54 AM (A5uiv)

190 And whoever lost a job because of that can focus on her health rather than worry about her work.

Everybody wins!

Posted by: Michael at May 03, 2012 11:54 AM (Hl5ka)

191 184
Is Julia a slut? Can you post her phone number?



What he said!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 03, 2012 11:54 AM (hXJOG)

192 I met Peggy Joseph, got me an EBT card, skipped out on my college loan. Now, I am living the "hi" life. Peggy has some GOOD shit.

Posted by: Julia at May 03, 2012 11:56 AM (hXJOG)

193 When I am old and dribbling oatmeal down my chin will Obama come and wipe it?

Will he also wipe my ass when I am no longer able (or just shoot me)?

Good God. How did we ever live our lives before Obama became President?

Posted by: Exile at May 03, 2012 11:57 AM (O0lVq)

194 Er, let me try that again... because nothing says "strong, independent woman" quite like "dependent on The Governmentto pay for her ability to screw without getting PG".
Yeah, it's not much of a point, really. But I hate leaving obvious cut/paste errors like that dangling.

Posted by: DocJ at May 03, 2012 11:57 AM (A5uiv)

195 Julia was Winston Smith's fellow counter in Orwell's 1984. Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: R.D Walker at May 03, 2012 11:58 AM (7oX1a)

196 I give up. Someone remind me how I can get rid of this stupid formatting crap here using IE?

Posted by: DocJ at May 03, 2012 11:59 AM (A5uiv)

197 Thanks to Obamacare, her health insurance is required to cover birth
control and preventive care, letting Julia focus on her work rather than
worry about her health.


So Obama has such a low opinion of women that he thinks if they have to pay for their own birth control, they can't concentrate on work? Interesting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 03, 2012 12:02 PM (Pi5Sz)

198
Under President Obama: Julia is well into her child-bearing years, but wouldn't even think about having a family, because she's unemployed andcan't afford it, she wouldn't dream of offending Mother Earth by having her children "consume resources" and contribute to Global Warming, and because she considers all men as being the evil oppressors of women.

Under President Romney: Julia is doing great. The economy is booming, she has a great job, and she's thinking about settling down and having a few kids. She doesn't worry about her health because - like most young people - she has few, if any, health issues, and she can afford her health insurance (the premiums for which have dropped considerably). She has no problem whatsoever footing the bill for her own contraceptives, and wonders why the hell anybody ever made a fuss over such a small amount.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 03, 2012 12:03 PM (As94z)

199

Wonder if the SCOAMF was watching an old TV episode of the same name
and decided she needed help.

http://tinyurl.com/7a9hjzm

Posted by: YIKES! at May 03, 2012 12:04 PM (eXigD)

200 You know what else is offensive? That her birth control is about her "health." No, it's not. In fact, insuring she won't get pregnant whenever she has random sexual encounters only increases her chances for an STD, meaning it hurts her health. Never-you-mind about the consistent findings that random and anonymous sex doesn't exactly sit well with females, despite all the "Sex in the City"-ing the left has tried to foist on us for decades . . .

Funny thing - there's a really, really cheap way to protect your "health" that doesn't require government funded contraception - keeping your legs closed (and if'n you just can't "handle it," keep 'em closed until your battery operated friend is ready). Problem solved, no need to impinge on the consciences of others.

the sinner,

Patrick

Posted by: Patrick at May 03, 2012 12:05 PM (7NF25)

201 So Obama has such a low opinion of women that he thinks if they have to pay for their own birth control, they can't concentrate on work? Interesting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 03, 2012 12:02 PM (Pi5Sz)


Don't you know that's ALL we think about? Every second of every day? I for one have, in the last ten seconds alone, fretted about my birth control pills at LEAST a hundred times. It's maddening! Where's the Preznit to ease my burden?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 12:05 PM (4df7R)

202 How long until we see the Strife of Foolia on GOP.com?

Posted by: Gerry at May 03, 2012 12:06 PM (SzFRU)

203 Why didn't anyone come to me like a fucking man an tell me there was a new thread?

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 12:09 PM (NG097)

204
"188Julia, after conceiving a child at a rock concert with a foreign exchange student for Kenya, who left her pregnant to go back to his other wives. Julia went to live with her parents, had her child and left it with her parents to go back on the road."


Good one. Say, does anybody ever note that Obama was the 1st illigitimate president? No, I don't mean the Birther thing, or anything about the illegalities involved in his election. I just mean his parents weren't LEGALLY married, since his father was already married. It'sreally not fairto blame someone for the actions of their parents, but he HAS followed in their commie footsteps, and it is fun to call him the b-word.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 03, 2012 12:10 PM (As94z)

205
Under President for Life Obama, Julia will appear in his biography as one of his imaginary girlfriends. She will describe him as the most wonderful man she's ever met and the greatest lover the world has ever known.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 12:11 PM (1Jaio)

206 Julia is a compression of all women.

Posted by: SH at May 03, 2012 12:13 PM (gmeXX)

207 Do it to Julia!


Posted by: Winston Smith at May 03, 2012 12:25 PM (Z3y1K)

208 I am STILL waiting for someone to (convincingly) explain to me how birth control equals women's health....

Posted by: Confused at May 03, 2012 11:48 AM (vg8iE)

Silly boy! Young women only go to the doctor for birth control and abortions. Didn't you know that? They have no other health issues to worry about!

Posted by: rockmom at May 03, 2012 12:43 PM (NYnoe)

209 Women love safety nets. That means they can be complete bitches to their husbands or baby daddies and not worry. Uncle Sam is the best sugar daddy in the world!

Posted by: sexypig at May 03, 2012 12:48 PM (1gB33)

210 Reminds me of mailings I got in 2004 from the Tides Foundation urging me to "make noise" by registering to vote. Children make noise. Adults expect results.

Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at May 03, 2012 12:51 PM (+F2c/)

211 I'm looking at the silhouettes for Julia on the Julia starting page ( http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia )and wondering why Julia isn't allowed to wear clothes between the ages of 3 and 25.

Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at May 03, 2012 01:03 PM (/AEUY)

212 We used to use presentations like the one Obama offers to women for purposes of illustrating the activities and amenities at Care centers for the mentally retarded, insane, or elderly.

Curiously, when Obama-sidekick and similarly-reality-based MA "gov" Deval Patrick has been questioned about the latest, specific, incidents of illegal-alien social violence and welfare fraud he has resorted to dismissing, and thereby avoiding, these claims as quote, random anecdotes, unquote, and meaningless.

Posted by: BuddyPC at May 03, 2012 01:17 PM (KCuY9)

213 Does Julia have her own Twitter account yet?

Posted by: MayBee at May 03, 2012 01:25 PM (a9wIo)

214 Julia, when will you understand?
Girls like us, we're always dreaming . . .

Posted by: AnnieLennox at May 03, 2012 01:55 PM (SB0V2)

215 Anyone else notice a certain absence in Julia's story?

Posted by: A Man at May 03, 2012 02:30 PM (DQHjw)

216 195

Yes, in another epic fail from the dopes at Obama Central Propaganda, Julia is the name of the heroine in 1984!

LOL!

Posted by: PJ at May 03, 2012 02:47 PM (DQHjw)

217 Who does he think he is, Dick Gephardt? Web designers are paid for their work, male or female doesn't make a damn bit of difference.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 03:20 PM (r4wIV)

218 Umm... did they imply that someone aged 3 today could have Obama as President when they retire and start collecting social security?

Wouldn't he be like 115 years old then?

Of course, the actual answer is, they're idiots, but, you know.

Of course, by the time Julia was 13, the country would be torn apart by bankruptcy and economic collapse, but who's counting?

Seriously, that would be, what, 30 trillion in debt?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 03, 2012 03:46 PM (bxiXv)

219 You're damned right. This SCOAMF and general all around all purpose Mo Fo plans to be president for the entire span of little Julia's life. She was just born to a crack ho, and The Bamster is going to be there--sitting in the Oval Office---for her for the next 67 years!

Posted by: Oh The Humanity! at May 03, 2012 05:02 PM (6USwK)

220 The parody Twitter account is not up and running:

https://twitter.com/#!/LifeOfJuIia

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 03, 2012 06:39 PM (XvHmy)

221 The Lilly Bedwetter Foreplay Act? No, thank you.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2012 07:34 PM (4fTlN)

222 @195

Well, they do use 1984 as a guidebook...

Posted by: Karusky at May 03, 2012 08:38 PM (kwOeR)

223 Is is just me, or has the Obama campaign site figured a way to prevent people from creating a .pdf of the Julia page?

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