Pat Condell: Hello Saudi Arabia

"It's no secret boys. So you can step out of that closet any time you like. All over the world, Saudi Arabia has long had a reputation as a gay country--a country with one king and millions of queens."

Pat Condell's latest video essay.

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Posted by: rdbrewer at 01:56 PM



Comments

1 This post needs more Topiary Penis gardens.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 01:57 PM (EkDbn)

2 Who the hell is Pat Condell and why the hell isn't this thread about Obama's composite girlfriend/fraudulent but well-written memoir?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 02, 2012 01:58 PM (mAm+G)

3
meanwhile...

10.7% real Unemployment with an ever-shrinking workforce

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 01:59 PM (jUytm)

4 Holy crap, he's gonna get killed.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 02, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

5 It's not gay if you don't touch the camel's ballsack.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2012 02:01 PM (SY2Kh)

6 She's a fake!

Posted by: Barack and the Real Girl at May 02, 2012 02:01 PM (c3mby)

7 I read that as Pat Caddell and was preparing the True Facts.

Dammit.

Posted by: toby928 at May 02, 2012 02:01 PM (NG097)

8 I thought it was pretty well established that most of the "competent" (i.e., not children or retarded) suicide bombers were gay dudes. After all: (1) in Islam, being gay is a death penalty crime and denies you paradise; (2) Islam has no "grace" or way to get into paradise with the "gay sin" on your soul, unless (3) your final act in life is a martyrdom operation, which trumps all sin and guarantees entry to paradise.

Thus for a true Muslim gay dude, the ONLY logical way to end your life is, unfortunately, through a suicide bombing.

Posted by: wooga at May 02, 2012 02:04 PM (vjyZP)

9 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:04 PM (8y9MW)

10 ATTN RDBREWER,

PLEASE READ THE MEMO ON THE NEW AOSHQ STYLE. ALL POSTS MUST CONTAIN 80% CAP LETTERS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2012 02:05 PM (ebPtk)

11 It's not gay if you are the one - how do Americans say - pitching.

Posted by: Muhammed Abdul al-Goatstuffer at May 02, 2012 02:07 PM (v+QvA)

12 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:07 PM (7W3wI)

13 I not be gay.



All the goats I have sex with have goat vajayjay's

Posted by: avg. muslim dude at May 02, 2012 02:07 PM (AZ8Mb)

14 So what we're saying here is that Obama's fake girlfriends were a composite of gay Saudi Arabian suicide bombers? I want to keep my memes straight. Or, you know, gay. Whatever.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:08 PM (4df7R)

15
...and you guys thought Man Love Thursdays amongst muzzies was just a bunch of bullshit foisted by bored GI's and their FLIR scopes.

Posted by: Jaws at May 02, 2012 02:08 PM (4I3Uo)

16
wooga
Youexplained Mohammed Atta's motivation too.

How many of the other 18 were in similar straits?

Posted by: rd at May 02, 2012 02:09 PM (9sUlj)

17
Barack Obama in...

The Goatfucker

"I'll make him a felafel he can't refuse."

Coming Soon

Posted by: Miramax Studios at May 02, 2012 02:09 PM (jUytm)

18

Jeebus, he's always so good.

I worry for them, like Pamela Geller, Michael Coren, etc, like I worried for Breitbart.

The Dearborn, Michigan thing gave me the creeps. Who knew?

Posted by: keep these ppl safe at May 02, 2012 02:09 PM (HOOye)

19 The Saudi's all run around in dresses.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:10 PM (7W3wI)

20 Via Twitter:
DrewMTips
Whoa. RT: @BuzzFeedAndrew: TMZ is reporting that Junior Seau has died in a shooting. http://t.co/nvVI4HQ0

Posted by: Y-not at May 02, 2012 02:10 PM (5H6zj)

21 Two paths here basically sum up the Magic Kingdom

raped as a child ---> rote education of hate ---> Islamist thug
raped as a child --> British education --> Cross dresser

foreigner without tanks --> slave
foreigner with tanks --> hated devil

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (WkuV6)

22
Junior Seau?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (jUytm)

23 You can bet your panzy asses that Pat Condell never had a composite girlfriend.
**
Or a sheep!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (eavT+)

24 TMZ reporting Junior Seau dead in a shooting.Weird.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (7W3wI)

25 "If you couldn't dig money straight out of the ground, you'd all be starving."

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (Iyg03)

26 It must be asked: Does he, in fact, slice like a f*ckin' hammer?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (8y9MW)

27 Neo-atheist Brit twit v. Mooselimb sodomites?


Uggh, can they both just go away?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (mAm+G)

28 @22
Yes.

Story not clear. Someone (presumably shooter) was reported upset, talking with police.

Posted by: Y-not at May 02, 2012 02:12 PM (5H6zj)

29 So, bowing to the king accomplishes what?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 02, 2012 02:12 PM (mxnUd)

30 A takedown like this sounds so eviscerating in a British accent. But I would love to hear a Drinking With Bob version of it: "What'snext?What'snext?What'snext? I'll tell you what'snext! Fuckinwahabbibastahds...."

Posted by: jakeman at May 02, 2012 02:12 PM (96M6e)

31 @Y-Not: Oh no! I hope not! Seau always struck me as a great guy and a hard worker.

I'm finding articles that police responded to gunfire, but nothing confirmed yet that Seau has been killed.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:12 PM (4df7R)

32 29, depends on which way you bow

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2012 02:13 PM (WkuV6)

33 Girlfriend story is just CRT lore. It's fake but accurate, so STFU. (I wonder if a blow-up doll was involved. Or a dog?!)

Posted by: Jay Bee at May 02, 2012 02:13 PM (Xwgt3)

34
local Boston sports radio up here isn't talking about it

??

Seau was a popular Patriots player

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:13 PM (jUytm)

35 http://www.10news.com/news/30993007/detail.html

witness told 10News that police responded with a large presence at the location at about 10 a.m. and closed the roadway. The witness also told 10News that a gunshot was heard inside Seau's home

Posted by: Y-not at May 02, 2012 02:13 PM (5H6zj)

36 He probably shouldn't have brought up the ancient Greeks. They weren't really into the whole "consenting adults" thing.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 02, 2012 02:13 PM (J5tI6)

37 31 In 2010 he drove his SUV off a cliff.Saide he fell asleep but possible suicide attempt?

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:14 PM (7W3wI)

38 All my composite girlfriends are hot.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:14 PM (7W3wI)

39 That "Neo-atheist Brit twit" is dead on when it comes to Islam. A breath of fresh air in a world of crippling political correctness.

Posted by: jjmurphy at May 02, 2012 02:14 PM (xjEAl)

40 Junior Seau is dead.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 02, 2012 02:14 PM (DGIjM)

41 Seau was a popular Patriots player

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:13 PM (jUytm)


He was. But he was a player in the league for a long time before he made it to the Pats. He was in San Diego for, what? Thirteen, fourteen years?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:15 PM (4df7R)

42 TMZ now confirms.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:15 PM (7W3wI)

43
steevy, yeah, that's right, too

Junior has some issues.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:15 PM (jUytm)

44 My "best friend's" nickname is Camel, cuz he's got such big toes.

Posted by: Camel Jockey at May 02, 2012 02:15 PM (mxnUd)

45 WHAT?!?

omg that is so sad.

Junior Seau

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 02, 2012 02:15 PM (SB0V2)

46 27
Neo-atheist Brit twit v. Mooselimb sodomites?


Uggh, can they both just go away?"

Nailed it. I've lived there and a lot of what he says is right but even more is wrong and he doesn't have a clue which is which. The truth is weirder than he is ready for.
He lost me with the old re-tread "if you complain about gay, then you must be gay."

Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at May 02, 2012 02:16 PM (/AEUY)

47 Oh God, that is so sad. SO sad. Seau really seemed like such a genuinely good guy. This is heartbreaking for his family and loved ones, not to mention his fans.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:16 PM (4df7R)

48
yeah but Junior retired a Patriots

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:16 PM (jUytm)

49 33 Girlfriend story is just CRT lore. It's fake but accurate, so STFU. (I wonder if a blow-up doll was involved. Or a dog?!)
Posted by: Jay Bee at May 02, 2012 02:13 PM (Xwgt3)
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No doubt, Gosling was playing Obama in Lars and the Real Girl.

Posted by: canvas casting couch at May 02, 2012 02:16 PM (HOOye)

50 Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (mAm+G)

Refute one thing that Condell says in this video, or any of his many other videos, and I'll take you seriously.

Otherwise? Fuck off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 02, 2012 02:16 PM (nEUpB)

51 re: Junior Seau

Obviously, Zimmerman struck again.

Posted by: MFM at May 02, 2012 02:16 PM (nSNM1)

52 Barry O's girlfriend?

Georgina Glass

they met over the summer

stop asking questions!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 02, 2012 02:16 PM (SB0V2)

53
Can't believe WEEI isn't mentioning this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:17 PM (jUytm)

54 Local news (Seau's home is in Oceanside) doesn't confirm he's dead; so far just TMZ.

ESPN not reporting yet.

Posted by: Y-not at May 02, 2012 02:17 PM (5H6zj)

55 Can someone dub this into Arabic and post it?

Posted by: rd at May 02, 2012 02:17 PM (9sUlj)

56 yeah but Junior retired a Patriots

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:16 PM (jUytm)


You betcha. That made me proud.

I really liked Seau.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:17 PM (4df7R)

57
These radio idiots are babbling about the Celtics. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:17 PM (jUytm)

58 TMZ now confirms. I would love to see Cronkite's tears

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2012 02:18 PM (WkuV6)

59 Steroids and head injuries can lead to heightened risk for suicide.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:18 PM (7W3wI)

60 Arab's like 'em squatchy.

Posted by: toby928 at May 02, 2012 02:18 PM (NG097)

61
I know WEEI's text machine is going crazy about this --

but they're not saying a peep.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:19 PM (jUytm)

62 How this guy is still alive is beyond me.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2012 02:19 PM (dZ756)

63 In somewhat more important news: Nikki Haley has been officially cleared on the ethics violation charges. http://on.msnbc.com/K25i62

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:19 PM (8y9MW)

64 Has anyone guessed at the number of penises on Obama's composite girlfriend yet?

Posted by: Dagny at May 02, 2012 02:19 PM (4yXmp)

65

Surprisingly, the article mentions a few "real" girlfriends, and they seem to actually exist in the physical world. There's no mention of sexual relations between them, just turgid philoso-literature-babble.


Posted by: imp at May 02, 2012 02:19 PM (UaxA0)

66 Brave man. I'm glad we have all these awesome YouTube videos to remember him by.

Condell to world: "I want to go the way of Theo VanGogh"

Posted by: Mark Asread at May 02, 2012 02:20 PM (CtjOo)

67 60 Arab's like 'em squatchy.
Posted by: toby928 at May 02, 2012 02:18 PM (NG097)
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oh my

Posted by: if the shoe fits at May 02, 2012 02:20 PM (HOOye)

68
You mean the ethics violations charges that were fabricated?

Wow, that's a relief.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:20 PM (jUytm)

69
Bearded, sweaty dudes humpingin the sand. Sounds very squatchy.

Posted by: Joe Camel at May 02, 2012 02:21 PM (mxnUd)

70 If you add up all of my ex-girlfriends' boobs into a composite, they're huge.

Posted by: Will Folks at May 02, 2012 02:21 PM (96M6e)

71 Top poster on the comments over at Drudge'slink to the story about the GF in Zero's (and Ayers) book being fakeruns a FB page called Dogs Against Being Eaten By Obama. http://scoamf.us/th

Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 02:21 PM (UpwlP)

72 Not a single blog is commenting on the Obama fabrication.

What gives?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2012 02:21 PM (ebPtk)

73 You mean the ethics violations charges that were fabricated?

You and I know the charges were fabricated. Does the mushy middle.
And the 5 - 1 vote to clear her of the charges means it's "Bipartisan!"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:22 PM (8y9MW)

74 If confirmed, that's a real loss. Seau was one of the all-time greats who transformed into an all-time grinder. One of the best ever.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2012 02:22 PM (hiMsy)

75 How this guy is still alive is beyond me. Goggle "carrier battle groups" + "arab"

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2012 02:22 PM (WkuV6)

76 Pat you really can do an awesome rant. I wish i had a similar skill.
Thank you for pointing out what other things they export besides oil.

Posted by: willow at May 02, 2012 02:22 PM (TomZ9)

77 TMZ is now reporting police suspect suicide.

Can't find any other media outlet even confirming that Seau is dead, however.

Posted by: Y-not at May 02, 2012 02:23 PM (5H6zj)

78 What gives?

Admiral Akbar dropped in to say, "It's a trap!"

Actually, I'm surprised it isn't picking up more steam: that the President admitted lying in a memoir (over something so stupid) should give voter pause before they vote for him again.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:23 PM (8y9MW)

79 There areno gays in Iran. Of this we are certain.

Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at May 02, 2012 02:23 PM (EkDbn)

80
Junior Seau will always be remembered as a greatest defensive player who played on shitty teams.

And teams that choke in the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:24 PM (jUytm)

81 Suicide. Ugh.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 02, 2012 02:24 PM (O3R/2)

82
Okay, now WEEI is talking about it.

They're confirming Junior is dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:25 PM (jUytm)

83 Not a single blog is commenting on the Obama fabrication.

Oh, come on, it's on Drudge and Breitbart.


I think part of it is that people are trying to figure out where this all came from. What's the timeline?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 02, 2012 02:25 PM (J5tI6)

84 If ace or any of the cob-loggers are around, I think we probably need a new thread for the Junior Seau story. It definitely doesn't mesh with the Pat Condell story. The latter is great for joking around; the former less so.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:25 PM (4df7R)

85 Writing a "memoir" before you actually accomplish anything important was somewhat dodgy to begin with.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 02, 2012 02:25 PM (O3R/2)

86 Seau. Awful to hear. Alarming to think of what the causes might be.

Posted by: jakeman at May 02, 2012 02:26 PM (96M6e)

87 Just mentioned on the Felger Mazz show on Comcast Sports Net (New England area).

They're reporting what they're hearing from TMZ. Police calling it a suicide.

Say he seemed "troubled" for a while.

Posted by: MA area Moron at May 02, 2012 02:26 PM (nSNM1)

88 Posted by: Jay Bee at May 02, 2012 02:13 PM (Xwgt3)


Sex with dog is haram.

Sex with goat/sheep is hokay! (See detailed guidelines in recent publications).

Posted by: Adviser to the stars at May 02, 2012 02:26 PM (i3+c5)

89
O/T

Who had Tuesday as the day the US State Department would screw over ChineseActivist Chen Guangcheng?

They ran him out of the US Embassy by transmitting the threats to his wife and family made the Chinese Government.

See the links at Drudge in the middle column of stories.

Another USForeign Policy Success!

Posted by: rd at May 02, 2012 02:27 PM (9sUlj)

90 Carrier Battle Groups were renamed Carrier Strike Groups years ago.I think Battle Groups was better myself.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:27 PM (7W3wI)

91 Am I the only football fan who remembers Junior Seau's name, but not anything he actually did?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:27 PM (8y9MW)

92 89 Poor bastard.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:27 PM (7W3wI)

93 50
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 02, 2012 02:11 PM (mAm+G)



<i>Refute one thing that Condell says in this video, or any of his many other videos, and I'll take you seriously.



Otherwise? Fuck off.</i>







It was so goddamned boring, I shut it off at about 1:30 minutes in.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 02, 2012 02:27 PM (mAm+G)

94 Writing a "memoir" before you actually accomplish anything important penetrate a woman was somewhat dodgy to begin with.

Fixed.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2012 02:27 PM (Pi5Sz)

95 85, particularly in light of the fact that having "girlfriends" was an "accomplishment" for this self-absorbed douche.

Posted by: jakeman at May 02, 2012 02:27 PM (96M6e)

96 90 I'm old

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2012 02:28 PM (WkuV6)

97 94, thinking along the same lines, obviously.

Posted by: jakeman at May 02, 2012 02:29 PM (96M6e)

98 Surprisingly, the article mentions a few "real"
girlfriends, and they seem to actually exist in the physical world.
There's no mention of sexual relations between them, just turgid
philoso-literature-babble.

Posted by: imp at May 02, 2012 02:19 PM (UaxA0)
That's where the blow-up doll comes into the story, then.

Posted by: Jay Bee at May 02, 2012 02:30 PM (Xwgt3)

99 that the President admitted lying in a memoir (over something so stupid) should give voter pause before they vote for him again.

Actually, for that kind of book, composite girlfriends wouldn't be unusual, but when you're running for president and your only credential is how awesome your book is, you'd think at least the news media would have asked questions. Or the campaign itself would talk about things like composite girlfriends, etc.

It's perfectly reasonable, they aren't running for president, but why do we find this all out now?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 02, 2012 02:30 PM (J5tI6)

100 Obama's "girlfriend" in "his" book is now a "composite" of "girlfriends". Right. Too many exes running around, hard to keep track.

Story in name link thingy.


Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at May 02, 2012 02:30 PM (xAtAj)

101 Writing a "memoir" before you actually accomplish anything important was somewhat dodgy to begin with.

I'd still like to know how many of his books were bought via bulk sales.

Politicians write books that nobody reads for a reason- it allows special interests to funnel money to them by buying them in bulk.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2012 02:30 PM (SY2Kh)

102 87 I hadn't heard about the truck incident in 2010.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:30 PM (7W3wI)

103 Woops, guess you guys are already chatting about it.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at May 02, 2012 02:31 PM (xAtAj)

104
...but why do we find this all out now?

He asks rhetorically.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:31 PM (jUytm)

105 Actually, for that kind of book, composite girlfriends wouldn't be unusual,

Except that, even then, there's usually some indication that this is a "composite" character. Sometimes there's even an explicit acknowledgement. In this case, there's no such thing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:32 PM (8y9MW)

106 Seau is still dead.

Posted by: Ben's Thursday News Dump at May 02, 2012 02:32 PM (F+yQ+)

107 Marvelous! Back when the "attacks" were fresh in the press, there were stories about the madrassas, the Wahhabi ... so as not to offend anyone, the Salafis ... the trail of terror money, the conditions under which the female population lived, but then the black gold controllers started to flex the muscle, and poof. Disappeared, vanished, gone. Distractions in other lands in the region allowed us to easily look away, made it easy to get amnesia about which hand really holds the whip. That black gold sureadds leverage.

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 02, 2012 02:33 PM (RC3M9)

108 105 In his new forward he acknowledges it.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:33 PM (7W3wI)

109 @106 - One of the things I love about this blog is how resistant the cob-loggers are to fixing minor things.

They're really good about fixing major ones (normally), but the little things- they'll ignore those no matter how many times we throw them in their teeth.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:33 PM (8y9MW)

110
My soothsayer senses tell me Ace will post in the next 10 minutes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:34 PM (jUytm)

111 I worked over in KSA for 2 1/2 years... there is a Arabic saying that gets the locals all embarrassed when an infidel says it out loud:

"There is no better joy than the fat bottomed boy"

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Schnitzengruber at May 02, 2012 02:34 PM (Jls4P)

112 It's perfectly reasonable, they aren't running for president, but why do we find this all out now?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 02, 2012 02:30 PM (J5tI6)


Because- SQUIRREL!!!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:34 PM (4df7R)

113 Politicians write books that nobody reads for a reason- it allows special interests to funnel money to them by buying them in bulk.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2012 02:30 PM (SY2Kh)
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And they end up in "gift bags" of junk.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 02:34 PM (UpwlP)

114 In his new forward he acknowledges it.

Yeah, in his new forward. After people started asking, "Hey, where are all these supposed girlfriends?"

Sorry, he gets no credit for that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:34 PM (8y9MW)

115 It takes a lot more words to say "I had a bunch of girlfriends. One of them did x" than "I had this one girlfriend and she did x". Okay, two words doesn't sound like a lot, but in book publishing, it is. You'd know that if you were an expert like me, wingnuts.

Posted by: Barry at May 02, 2012 02:35 PM (F+yQ+)

116 108
105 In his new forward he acknowledges it.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:33 PM (7W3wI)

When was that written?Also, I note that simultaneously we're getting love letters from Obama to this one particular woman (Cook) and we're also getting info about her. What's the timeline on this?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 02, 2012 02:35 PM (J5tI6)

117 In his new forward he acknowledges it.


FOREWARD

Posted by: Barry at May 02, 2012 02:36 PM (F+yQ+)

118 It was all that desert sand in a million Arab va-jay-jays that turned the men away from women.

Posted by: Liberace of Arabia at May 02, 2012 02:36 PM (SV4OI)

119
Obama 2012
Four-Word.

The Worst President Ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:38 PM (jUytm)

120 72
Not a single blog is commenting on the Obama fabrication.

What gives?


Probably busy looking for pics of the named girls from the Vanity Fair article this morning. Yes, Obama ginned up a composite for the book, but he also apparently had "real" girlfriends too. My money is on Obama's "real" girlfriends being fatties or ugos, since that is the talent pool from which most beards are drawn.

Posted by: wooga at May 02, 2012 02:38 PM (vjyZP)

121 And they end up in "gift bags" of junk.

Yep. Either that or "distributed to employees", donated to charity, etc. A difficult to prove form of bribery.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2012 02:38 PM (SY2Kh)

122 Probably busy looking for pics of the named girls from the Vanity Fair article this morning. Yes, Obama ginned up a composite for the book, but he also apparently had "real" girlfriends too. My money is on Obama's "real" girlfriends being fatties or ugos, since that is the talent pool from which most beards are drawn.

Posted by: wooga at May 02, 2012 02:38 PM (vjyZP)


When I hear "real girlfriends," I immediately interpret that as, "women we paid off to say they were his girlfriend."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:39 PM (4df7R)

123

Israel calling up reserves.

Posted by: oy vey at May 02, 2012 02:39 PM (HOOye)

124 Posted by: And Irresolute at May 02, 2012 02:33 PM (RC3M9)


Sort of like our DoS's firm human rights support of Chen and China's banking system?

What's the over/under on Chen's life time?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 02, 2012 02:40 PM (i3+c5)

125
Herr Obama, here is your girlfriend!

Posted by: Igor at May 02, 2012 02:40 PM (jUytm)

126 114 Oh,I agree,just letting you know.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:40 PM (7W3wI)

127
Igor, that's great. What is her name?

Posted by: Obama at May 02, 2012 02:40 PM (jUytm)

128 THAT WAS AWESOME...

I'm a bit giddy. I had my own experiences with Saudi's hatred of women when I was deployed there back after Desert Storm, during
Operation Determined Resolve.

I always figured there had to be a hell of a lot of buggery going on when I found out that even the clubs were segregated. One has to assume that it goes both ways. The women most likely are all lesbians who engage in heterosexual activity only to produce male heirs. We were told that often the Saudi family members would leave female infants out in the desert, because they were displeased with the child's lack of a penis.

We heard so, so many stories similar to above, that I could never understand why they got away with this shit.


Posted by: Feynmangroupie at May 02, 2012 02:40 PM (oI744)

129 What's the over/under on Chen's life time?

15 Months.

They have to give it time for people to forget about him, after all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 02:41 PM (8y9MW)

130
Her name is Tippy.

Posted by: Igor at May 02, 2012 02:41 PM (jUytm)

131 My money is on Obama's "real" girlfriends being
fatties or ugos, since that is the talent pool from which most beards
are drawn.Posted by: wooga


Not even slightly close to the important point.

What else did he make up?

I don't think even Jake Tapper is going to ask that question.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2012 02:41 PM (ebPtk)

132 What's the over/under on Chen's life time?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 02, 2012 02:40 PM (i3+c5)


How do we know he's even still alive? Really?

That entire episode disgusts me. How utterly despicable.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:41 PM (4df7R)

133
Tippy?

Tippy what?

Posted by: Obama at May 02, 2012 02:41 PM (jUytm)

134
Typical White Girl.

She's a composite of all your pretend girlfriends.

Posted by: Igor at May 02, 2012 02:42 PM (jUytm)

135 Breitbart has a picture of a "girlfriend".

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 02, 2012 02:43 PM (ASR7e)

136 I forgot where I read it,followed a link on Twitter,probably but yeah he wrote the new foreward only after questions came up and he admitted there were "composites" in his book.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:43 PM (7W3wI)

137 .

BEIJING (AP) -- The blind Chinese activist Chen:"I think we'd like to rest in a place outside of China""Help my family and me leave safely."
"At every opportunity, he expressed his desire to stay in China," State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said.

Posted by: sheesh at May 02, 2012 02:43 PM (h6XiD)

138 OT: Former Charger Junior Seau dead. Suicide.

Story on my name.

Posted by: mpfs at May 02, 2012 02:43 PM (iYbLN)

139 Obama 2012- 2 x 4.
GHEY PREZ

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 02:43 PM (EkDbn)

140 My money is on Obama's "real" girlfriends being

fatties or ugos, since that is the talent pool from which most beards

are drawn.Posted by: wooga



Taylor Swift and Nicole Kidman disagree

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 02, 2012 02:44 PM (tKFT6)

141 2 Who the hell is Pat Condell and why the hell isn't this thread about Obama's composite girlfriend/fraudulent but well-written memoir?

-----------

You say "composite" as if it were a bad thing.

Posted by: Stompy Hump at May 02, 2012 02:44 PM (NmR1a)

142 Not even slightly close to the important point.

What else did he make up?

I don't think even Jake Tapper is going to ask that question.


According to a former co-worker (and supporter), he lied about his first (and only real) job after college too. He characterized it as a corporate suit-and-tie job with his own office and secretary, all of which he selflessly gave up to become a "community organizer".

In reality it was a jeans-and-shirt entry level copy editing type of job with no private secretary or office.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2012 02:45 PM (SY2Kh)

143 Breitbart has a picture of a "girlfriend".>>

She looks just like the women I used to date.

Posted by: Elana Kagan at May 02, 2012 02:46 PM (tf9Ne)

144 OT: Former Charger Junior Seau dead. Suicide.



That's like the fourth guy from that 94 super bowl team

/jumping to conclusions its a suicide

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 02, 2012 02:46 PM (tKFT6)

145 What was the name of Ayer's girlfriend that he let his black friends rape?

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2012 02:46 PM (WkuV6)

146 Actually, Obama said it was a "compression".

I think he was talking about how he got the air out to store her under the bed.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2012 02:47 PM (Pi5Sz)

147
Baraka Obama?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:47 PM (jUytm)

148 >>>That's like the fourth guy from that 94 super bowl team

Eighth, as I've seen it mentioned

Too weird.

Posted by: MA area Moron at May 02, 2012 02:47 PM (nSNM1)

149 Where da white composites at?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 02:48 PM (F+yQ+)

150 FAKE GIRL

Posted by: More Obama 2 x 4 at May 02, 2012 02:48 PM (EkDbn)

151 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:41 PM (4df7R)


In his situation, I would expect that he knew (or should have known) that any relatives in China were pawns in the game and completely expendable as far as the Chinese regime was concerned. Maybe he hoped 15 minutes of quasi-favorable press before the incident was swept under the DoS rug might be worthwhile anyhow?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 02, 2012 02:48 PM (i3+c5)

152 Breitbart has a picture of a "girlfriend".

Dear God, look at the chin on her.

Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:50 PM (zSobX)

153 White girls? How interesting? Still think he's the "one" Oprah?

Posted by: dagny at May 02, 2012 02:50 PM (4yXmp)

154 Okay so it wasn't a girlfriend. It might have been a mashup of several girlfriends.

Or it might have been a blow-up doll with a penis.

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at May 02, 2012 02:50 PM (QKKT0)

155 Word is the State Department pretty much forced the poor bastard out.What a disgrace.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:50 PM (7W3wI)

156 In his situation, I would expect that he knew (or
should have known) that any relatives in China were pawns in the game
and completely expendable as far as the Chinese regime was concerned.Posted by: Hrothgar


You know who else has a relative in China?


Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2012 02:50 PM (ebPtk)

157 Reposting from a dead thead - Ben's Thursday News Dump in the sidebar? That scared the shit out of me.

I have been known to lose track of entire days because of my huge list of medicines and the side effects, I thought I had lost another entire day.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 02:51 PM (bxiXv)

158 Saudis know the only way to prevent being overrun by goobacks is to jump in a pile and get ghey with each other. They're fighting the future!

Posted by: Stan Marsh at May 02, 2012 02:51 PM (yn6XZ)

159 Can we get a TGIF Open Thread?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 02:51 PM (EkDbn)

160 In 2010 he drove his SUV off a cliff.Saide he fell asleep but possible suicide attempt?

Either that, or someone was in the back yelling "Forward!!!!".

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 02:52 PM (F+yQ+)

161 In his situation, I would expect that he knew (or should have known) that any relatives in China were pawns in the game and completely expendable as far as the Chinese regime was concerned. Maybe he hoped 15 minutes of quasi-favorable press before the incident was swept under the DoS rug might be worthwhile anyhow?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 02, 2012 02:48 PM (i3+c5)


It's less Chen's behavior and actions and more the behavior and actions of our State Dept -- or should I say, lack thereof -- that riles me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:52 PM (4df7R)

162 Barry's "girlfriend" The Chin writes (from Breitbart's):

Saturday, February 25 The sexual warmth is definitely
therebut the rest of it has sharp edges and Im finding it all
unsettling and finding myself wanting to withdraw from it all. I have to
admit that I am feeling anger at him for some reason, multi-stranded
reasons. His warmth can be deceptive. Tho he speaks sweet words and can
be open and trusting, there is also that coolnessand I begin to have an
inkling of some things about him that could get to me.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2012 02:52 PM (UOM48)

163 The NFL is following the EPA's lead by crucifying the Saints over Bountygate. Buddy Ryan and Bill Belichick point and giggle.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 02, 2012 02:54 PM (yn6XZ)

164 don't rip the poor girl - I have sympathy for the sheila! - she had to hang around with that self-important dullard . . gah

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 02, 2012 02:54 PM (SB0V2)

165 and I begin to have an inkling of some things about him that could get to me.

...like when's it going to be my turn?

Posted by: The Strap-On Letters - anon. at May 02, 2012 02:55 PM (EkDbn)

166 157 Reposting from a dead thead - Ben's Thursday News Dump in the sidebar? That scared the shit out of me.

---------

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Posted by: Stuff People Told Ben When He Was Young, 3rd Abridged Edition at May 02, 2012 02:55 PM (xGZ+b)

167 Genevieve looks like a heckuva guy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2012 02:55 PM (Pi5Sz)

168 163 Goodell is the biggest douche in all of sports.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2012 02:56 PM (7W3wI)

169 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:52 PM (4df7R)

Think I must not have said it well. With Chen knowing the consequences to his family, DoS passing Chinese threats should not have been enough to get him to leave Embassy aslyum. Would not be surprised to find out that Hillary kicked him out. Disgusting behaviour from DoS and Obama, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 02, 2012 02:56 PM (i3+c5)

170 You know how he was finally going to be vetted? You know how they always try to minimize potentially damaging news about SCOAMF by releasing a little of the truth before the damaging crap comes out? You know?

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at May 02, 2012 02:56 PM (XY73C)

171 So, just to be clear, SEXUALLY things were all good?

Riiiiiiiight.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 02, 2012 02:57 PM (ASR7e)

172 RIP Junior Seau.

Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at May 02, 2012 02:57 PM (qFpRI)

173 OT, but it sounds like Miami Beach is going full-bore LEO for Memorial Day this year, in preparation for the annual "Urban Beach Week." Also known as, "A bunch of thugs cruise into town, get drunk, fuck shit up and leave."

Link to the Miami Herald: http://tinyurl.com/7pj5rb8

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:57 PM (4df7R)

174 I always thought that those Saudi men were on their knees bent over 5 times a day because they were praying. Silly me.

Posted by: Roy at May 02, 2012 02:58 PM (VndSC)

175 Faux Pharaoh Fool Fabricates Fusion of Female Friends

Posted by: American Association for the Advancement of Alliteration at May 02, 2012 02:58 PM (F+yQ+)

176
What's Ace's next post?

a) "Sorry, I feel kinda sick; Here's an Open Thread"
b) "Open Thread"
c) "Open Blog"
d) something from the sidebar

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:58 PM (jUytm)

177 Word is the State Department pretty much forced the poor bastard out.What a disgrace.

I doubt that's fully the case. What was State supposed to do? I doubt he'd want to leave the country without his family when they'd be at the mercy (or lack thereof) of the Chinese regime.

Possibly he anticipated that by raising his international profile, the Chinese government would be less likely to disappear him.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2012 02:58 PM (SY2Kh)

178 Think I must not have said it well. With Chen knowing the consequences to his family, DoS passing Chinese threats should not have been enough to get him to leave Embassy aslyum. Would not be surprised to find out that Hillary kicked him out. Disgusting behaviour from DoS and Obama, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 02, 2012 02:56 PM (i3+c5)


Gotcha. And yep, agree 100%. It makes me wonder if there wasn't a little more than "just" threats to his family that would get Chen to leave the Embassy. What aren't we being told? And just where was the pressure coming from?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 02:59 PM (4df7R)

179 Ace has to limber up for Friday's 40k-word review.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2012 02:59 PM (Pi5Sz)

180 What's Ace's next post?
Pat Condell double post.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 02, 2012 03:01 PM (VtjlW)

181 This is probably heartless of me, but am I the only one who sees the Drudge link for the "Emotional Memorial for 60 Mins Legend Mike Wallace" and thinks, "So?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:02 PM (4df7R)

182 What's Ace's next post?

John Edwards. If we come to him like a man.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 03:02 PM (F+yQ+)

183 The NFL is following the EPA's lead by crucifying the Saints over Bountygate. Buddy Ryan and Bill Belichick point and giggle.


I believe my opinion that rabid weasels should gnaw on Belichick's face for a few centuries is well known.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 02, 2012 03:03 PM (VtjlW)

184 Obama's "girlfriend" in "his" book is now a "composite" of "girlfriends". Right.

Just as he lied about his job "working behind enemy lines" or however it was put by whoever actually wrote the book. Total bullshit, as Barky never does anything but lie or have people lie for him. And yet, the GOP still can't find the courage to call the worst liar in American political history (by miles) a "liar". WTFFF?

I can understand that they're scared to impeach the miserable piece of shit for any of the tens of clearly impeachable acts he's committed, but the inability to call an obvious liar a "liar" ... that is just so pathetic and sad it boggles the mind, really.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 03:03 PM (X3lox)

185 What's Ace's next post?

Something about the Catholic Bishops calling for civil disobedience.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:04 PM (4df7R)

186 Its pretty endemic for the whole region and culture. Persia, Afghanistan, Middle east, North Africa, all of it. Its not so much a total gay lifestyle, its preying on young boys.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 02, 2012 03:04 PM (r4wIV)

187 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:02 PM (4df7R)

No.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 03:04 PM (F+yQ+)

188 This is probably heartless of me, but am I the only one who sees the Drudge link for the "Emotional Memorial for 60 Mins Legend Mike Wallace" and thinks, "So?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:02 PM (4df7R)


I didn't think "So?" I just laughed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 03:04 PM (X3lox)

189 I believe my opinion that rabid weasels should gnaw on Belichick's face for a few centuries is well known.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 02, 2012 03:03 PM (VtjlW)

Why do you hate weasels so much?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 02, 2012 03:05 PM (136wp)

190
Is Kirsten Powers a little whore?

You decide.

http://tinyurl.com/7xs3ogo

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 03:05 PM (jUytm)

191
186 Its pretty endemic for the whole region and culture. Persia, Afghanistan, Middle east, North Africa, all of it. Its not so much a total gay lifestyle, its preying on young boys.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 02, 2012 03:04 PM (r4wIV)


We wonder why they hate women so much, and then we realize it's because the men don't understand how the different holes work.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:05 PM (4df7R)

192 181
This is probably heartless of me, but am I the only one who sees the Drudge link for the "Emotional Memorial for 60 Mins Legend Mike Wallace" and thinks, "So?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter


Nope. I feel the same way. Its not like he cured cancer or was George Washington for Gawd's sake.

Posted by: mpfs at May 02, 2012 03:05 PM (iYbLN)

193 What's Ace's next post?

Sean Bielat in a 'Shibbolethy' T-Shirtw/ the Headline : 'Is This Something? BecauseMy Pants Just Got Tight' ?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 03:05 PM (EkDbn)

194 176
What's Ace's next post?

a) "Sorry, I feel kinda sick; Here's an Open Thread"
b) "Open Thread"
c) "Open Blog"
d) something from the sidebar
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 02:58 PM (jUytm)

What about a love letter to Rubio?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 02, 2012 03:06 PM (136wp)

195 What's Ace's next post?

Honestly, I don't care what it is so long as it includes the Thrusting Ewok gif.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:06 PM (4df7R)

196
Or perhaps another poll post?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 03:07 PM (jUytm)

197 The real issue for me isn't that countries, such as Saudi Arabia, promote a form of Islam that is, let's face it, barbaric. What pisses me off is the liberals in our country, who rant about how conservatives, tea partiers, the Catholic Church, evangelical Christians, Sarah Palin, and on and on, are all intolerant, racist, sexist, blah, blah, blah, and then completely ignore the religious extremists who treat women like livestock, and think gays should be executed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2012 03:07 PM (cL00p)

198 I always thought that those Saudi men were on their knees bent over 5 times a day because they were praying. Silly me.

Posted by: Roy


Didn't you hear? The imams declared that it is okey dokey to have sex with your wife for up to 6 hours after she has achieved room temperature.


That is some sick shit.

Posted by: mpfs at May 02, 2012 03:07 PM (iYbLN)

199 Possibly an epic review of ... I don't know. What the hell is in theaters these days? Anything?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:08 PM (4df7R)

200 190 Is Kirsten Powers a little whore? You decide. http://tinyurl.com/7xs3ogo
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 03:05 PM (jUytm)
**
Didn't watch the clip but I can tell you that yes...yes she is a dirty little whore and she has aGREEEAT ASS!
**
HooHA!!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 02, 2012 03:08 PM (eavT+)

201 Very true about big book buys as backdoor payment to pols (or to get the Publisher out of the hole so they'll print the next one). In fairness it happens in business just as often. You want Lee Iacocca to speak, line up the moving trucks. (Kidding about Iacocca, but that was the first biz book I ever read.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2012 03:08 PM (hiMsy)

202 Got about a minute and a half into the video, then stopped. We care about gay men in Saudi Arabia... why now?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2012 03:08 PM (TOk1P)

203 are any of these Saudis Pat Condell is referring to part of the group which made up Obama's 'composite' "New York girlfriend"? and what the hell is a composite girlfriend? is it anything like a ghey bathhouse buddy?

Posted by: the Butcher at May 02, 2012 03:09 PM (8g9qq)

204 I thought "Bountygate" was the DOJ ignoring the illegal bounty on Zimmerman by the NBPP.

Oh, right. Memory hole. Should have seen that coming.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:09 PM (bxiXv)

205 promote a form of Islam that is, let's face it, barbaric.

And that form of Islam is called (wait for it. wait. for. it.): Islam.

Islam, if the Koran is interpreted at all as written, is a barbaric "religion" focused on conquest, forced conversion, and the sating of physical desires. Hiding from that fact will not help anyone.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 03:10 PM (8y9MW)

206 The real question about Obama's composite/make-believe girlfriend: Did she, also, eat dog?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2012 03:10 PM (cL00p)

207 Just remember, Mike Wallace was a scum-sucking, lying weasel who was perfectly prepared to watch American servicemen die, if it meant he got the story. May he rot in hell.

http://tiny.cc/ek3odw

Posted by: Barry O, SUPER SOLDIER at May 02, 2012 03:11 PM (UtoLw)

208 By the way, I've noticed a deliberate effort by the DNC/MSM to start referring to the Islamists in these countries as "conservatives". To try and destroy the word conservative the way they destroyed their own word "liberal". I don't know what we can do to counteract this, but it's happening.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 03:11 PM (F+yQ+)

209 Barack Obama - Chia pet

http://tinyurl.com/7sr4uoe

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 02, 2012 03:11 PM (136wp)

210 If would have been more dignified if Obama, instead of having a make-believe girlfriend, simply came up with a really talented transvestite.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2012 03:11 PM (cL00p)

211 The real question about Obama's composite/make-believe girlfriend: Did she, also, eat dog?

I so just stole that for Twitter. That's some weapon's grade awesome right there.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 03:12 PM (8y9MW)

212 Why do you hate weasels so much?


Point. I apologize to the weasels.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 02, 2012 03:12 PM (VtjlW)

213 The real question about Obama's composite/make-believe girlfriend: Did she, also, eat dog?

Sacred honor compels me to admit that no, she didn't. She wouldn't swallow.

Posted by: Will Folks at May 02, 2012 03:12 PM (SY2Kh)

214 By the way, I've noticed a deliberate effort by the DNC/MSM to start referring to the Islamists in these countries as "conservatives". To try and destroy the word conservative the way they destroyed their own word "liberal". I don't know what we can do to counteract this, but it's happening.

That's of a piece with describing the hard core Communists in the USSR as right wing and conservative. Because, you know, a hard line Commie believes exactly the same things as I do.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 02, 2012 03:13 PM (VtjlW)

215 promote a form of Islam that is, let's face it, barbaric.

And that form of Islam is called (wait for it. wait. for. it.): Islam.

Islam,
if the Koran is interpreted at all as written, is a barbaric "religion"
focused on conquest, forced conversion, and the sating of physical
desires. Hiding from that fact will not help anyone.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 03:10 PM (8y9MW)


Yes. islam DEMANDS barbarism. It is what islam was created to support and is what islam is all about. Churchill put it best in his "The River War" (1899), which never gets old:

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!
Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as
hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The
effects are apparent in many countries.




Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods
of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of
the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of
its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.




The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man
as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine,
must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has
ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show
splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the
Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses
the social development of those who follow it.


No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being
moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has
already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at
every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong
arms of science (the science against which it had vainly struggled) the
civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of
ancient Rome.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 03:13 PM (X3lox)

216 WTF Junior Seau DEAD???? suicide???? Man o man

Posted by: Odel Roo at May 02, 2012 03:13 PM (IEpte)

217 We wonder why they hate women so much, and then we realize it's because the men don't understand how the different holes work.


Wahoo!

Posted by: punchline at May 02, 2012 03:14 PM (NG097)

218 Didn't you hear? The imams declared that it is okey dokey to have sex with your wife for up to 6 hours after she has achieved room temperature.That is some sick shit.

Posted by: mpfs at May 02, 2012 03:07 PM (iYbLN)



Also, women are now permitted to use carrots to sate their sexual desires when necessary. True story.

Folks, invest in carrot futures.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:14 PM (4df7R)

219 Check out the hash tag on Twitter

#ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 02, 2012 03:14 PM (136wp)

220 This is the result of not being able to eat bacon .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 02, 2012 03:15 PM (npr0X)

221 Wahoo!


Posted by: punchline at May 02, 2012 03:14 PM (NG097)

Yes?

Posted by: Libby Warren at May 02, 2012 03:15 PM (F+yQ+)

222 Also, women are now permitted to use carrots to sate their sexual desires when necessary. True story.

Aren't carrots a little too pointy? Unless women like that sort of thing.

* tries to figure out how to sharpen my penis *

Posted by: EC at May 02, 2012 03:15 PM (GQ8sn)

223 Just heard mentioned that Seau shot himself in the CHEST.

Yikes.

Posted by: MA area Moron at May 02, 2012 03:16 PM (nSNM1)

224
Aren't carrots a little too pointy? Unless women like that sort of thing.


Didn't you watch MacGruber? The thick end goes in first.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 03:17 PM (X3lox)

225 heh

Iowahawk:






#ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames Sharon Yourwealth

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2012 03:17 PM (UOM48)

226 Aren't carrots a little too pointy? Unless women like that sort of thing.
* tries to figure out how to sharpen my penis *

Posted by: EC at May 02, 2012 03:15 PM (GQ8sn)


....You know, I was going to say they could just chop the tip off, but then I thought that might be akin to having sex with a Jewish carrot, which could lead to the woman being stoned to death as a heretic apostate Jew loving whore.

So that won't work.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:17 PM (4df7R)

227 Didn't you watch MacGruber? The thick end goes in first.

OH THANK GOD!!!

Posted by: EC at May 02, 2012 03:17 PM (GQ8sn)

228 Igor, that's great. What is her name?
Posted by: Obama at May 02, 2012 02:40 PM (jUytm)


Abby something...Abby Normal, I think.

Posted by: Eye-gor at May 02, 2012 03:18 PM (v+QvA)

229 Just heard mentioned that Seau shot himself in the CHEST.

I have absolutely no expertise in this area (thank God), but that does prompt the question: how many people who commit suicide do so by shooting themselves in the chest?

Which is to say: this is breaking news: 72 minute rule, at least, preferably 72 hour rule.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 02, 2012 03:18 PM (8y9MW)

230 Also, women are now permitted to use carrots to sate their sexual desires when necessary. True story.

I had a girlfriend who used to do that. Okay, it was actually two girlfriends. One liked sex and one liked to eat carrots. Shut up, it's a composite.

Posted by: Barry at May 02, 2012 03:18 PM (F+yQ+)

231 Didn't you hear? The imams declared that it is okey dokey to have sex
with your wife for up to 6 hours after she has achieved room
temperature.That is some sick shit.Posted by: mpfs


What's the issue! I've been doing that for years!

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week. Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Posted by: Shecky Obama at May 02, 2012 03:19 PM (sbV1u)

232 #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames - Ima Lye

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:19 PM (4df7R)

233 Regarding that thing about how Saudi women shouldn't drive cars, because there won't be any virgins left, someone needs to explain to these people that that isn't what the stick shift is for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2012 03:19 PM (cL00p)

234
Do you know who else shot himself in the chest...with a shotgun?

Amy Bishop's brother.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 02, 2012 03:20 PM (jUytm)

235 Aren't carrots a little too pointy? Unless women like that sort of thing.

I prefer a very large zucchini.

Or an eggplant if you happen to have one lying around.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 02, 2012 03:20 PM (sbV1u)

236 #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames - Regina Sinclair

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2012 03:20 PM (UOM48)

237 #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames - Shirley Heesgay

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:20 PM (4df7R)

238 Junior appears to have had symptoms of dementia. Very sad.

The coming lawsuit waves for the NFL, colleges, and high school that play football have the potential to radically change the sport.

NFL is the target since they have the money. But most of the concussions suffered were likely at the pop warner, high school, and college level.

Will they be able to afford to pay the insurance against potential lawsuits?

And the big fear is that the neurological damage is not done mainly by concussions, but by sub-concussive head trauma -- ie just normal plays.

Lineman show the highest rates of dementia and brain damage and they don't suffer the big knockout hits. But they get smaller hits on every single play. That jarring every play appears to be very bad for the brain.

It's a huge, huge problem. I can see some states outright banning youth tackle football.

Posted by: Muhammad's Left Nut at May 02, 2012 03:21 PM (ZPrif)

239 Amy Bishop's brother.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Must be something about that connection with Massachusetts.

Anyone have a 12 gauge?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Former Masshole at May 02, 2012 03:21 PM (sbV1u)

240 237 #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames - Shirley Heesgay
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:20 PM (4df7R)

No, I'm not and don't call me Shirley. Bi!

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama at May 02, 2012 03:21 PM (136wp)

241 I had forgotten about the attempt to fly his vehicle off a cliff incident. I guess that looks more like a suicide attempt as well, I don't recall it being reported as such at the time, more as something of a moment of rage kind of thing.

He was a great player.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2012 03:22 PM (TOk1P)

242 [i[234

Do you know who else shot himself in the chest...with a shotgun?

Amy Bishop's brother.



That's DOCTOR AMY BISHOP, you f*cking POS!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR AMY F*CKING BISHOP at May 02, 2012 03:22 PM (UOM48)

243 Carin Ditch

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2012 03:22 PM (Pi5Sz)

244 ESPN is talking abot the Saints suspensions, ESPN2 is in Spanish.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 02, 2012 03:22 PM (HethX)

245 A # of NFL guys have shot themselves in the chest now so their brain can be examined for signs of traumatic brain injury. It's very sad.

Posted by: Muhammad's Left Nut at May 02, 2012 03:23 PM (ZPrif)

246 208 By the way, I've noticed a deliberate effort by the DNC/MSM to start referring to the Islamists in these countries as "conservatives". To try and destroy the word conservative the way they destroyed their own word "liberal". I don't know what we can do to counteract this, but it's happening.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 03:11 PM (F+yQ+)


They're just adopting the "Commonwealth" usage of the word - one of the reasons Commonwealthers are so impossible to talk to about politics.

For at least decades, "conservative" has been synonymous with "bad guys" in NZ, Australia, Britain, and for that matter most of Europe. It also stands in for "people who are not us" or "the icky other."

It's another sign of their degraded, reactionary culture, possibly more understandable because, seriously, how much do they have left to "conserve?"

That's how you can defuse the idiocy on an individual level, by pointing out what "conservatives" in the US are actually trying to conserve - the Constitution, the Rule of Law, a historically successful economy and culture, etc.

The term "conservative" is a relative term, and doesn't mean the same thing in different contexts. Conserving *what* is the question.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:23 PM (bxiXv)

247 Dang, I thought Newt was withdrawing from the race. He is reading his biography instead.

Posted by: robtr at May 02, 2012 03:23 PM (MtwBb)

248 #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames - Yoo Lai Ing

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:23 PM (4df7R)

249 They shag goats there.Did B+rry ever shag a goat?

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2012 03:23 PM (ApH8j)

250 #compositgirlfriendnames :She was aForeign Exchange student -
Peg Ng

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 03:24 PM (EkDbn)

251 Does this thread come with a reach-around?

Posted by: Not an Artist at May 02, 2012 03:24 PM (uRumV)

252 Yahoo Sports has a short write up on it. Saying it may be similar to the way former Chicago Bear Dave Duerson chose to end his life (shot himself in the chest), allowing for the chance to have his brain examined for possible head trauma/concussion related damage.

Posted by: MA area Moron at May 02, 2012 03:25 PM (nSNM1)

253
They shag goats there.Did B+rry ever shag a goat?

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2012 03:23 PM (ApH8j)


As a receiver.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 03:25 PM (X3lox)

254 This thread has lost its fresh smell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2012 03:26 PM (UOM48)

255 Amanda Poundmyass

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 03:26 PM (EkDbn)

256 "Didn't you hear? The imams declared that it is okey dokey to have sex with your wife for up to 6 hours after she has achieved room temperature."

This is what happens when the wife is viewed as property.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2012 03:27 PM (cL00p)

257
254 This thread has lost its fresh smell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2012 03:26 PM (UOM4


*spritzes Febreeze*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:27 PM (4df7R)

258 Obicompgf: Ida Mann

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2012 03:28 PM (TOk1P)

259 I prefer a very large zucchini.

Or an eggplant if you happen to have one lying around.


Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 02, 2012 03:20 PM

But my favorite is arugula, or as I call it: The green tickler.

Posted by: M.O. at May 02, 2012 03:28 PM (RzLbD)

260 257 254 This thread has lost its fresh smell. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2012 03:26 PM (UOM4
*
Like a AtlantaOWS rally in July.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 02, 2012 03:29 PM (eavT+)

261 Obicompgf:Ivana Dick

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 02, 2012 03:29 PM (tf9Ne)

262 This is what happens when the wife is viewed as property.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2012 03:27 PM (cL00p)


No. It's much deeper and more depraved than that. After all, what normal person would want to dork dead property?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 03:30 PM (X3lox)

263 Jon G. ‏ @ExJon
Rhoda Serfdom #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames


Hahaha, perfect.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2012 03:30 PM (Pi5Sz)

264 LOLA
http://tinyurl.com/ygqh33b

Posted by: The Kinks at May 02, 2012 03:31 PM (EkDbn)

265 208
By the way, I've noticed a deliberate effort by the DNC/MSM to start
referring to the Islamists in these countries as "conservatives". To try
and destroy the word conservative the way they destroyed their own word
"liberal". I don't know what we can do to counteract this, but it's
happening.



The MFM used to do that with the old commies running the USSR. They were the "conservatives," while the young commies like Gorby were the "liberals."

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 02, 2012 03:31 PM (mAm+G)

266 My understanding is that even soccer players show cumulative damage from heading the ball so much over their careers. Though it's contact sports like football and hockey that show the highest rates. Pro wrestling as well.

So many wrestlers have died young the thought was that it was the steroids that was hurting them. But now it seems it's mainly the head trauma and then the self-medicating with drugs and alcohol they use to deal with their declining faculties. Losing the ability to sleep well or concentrate or think clearly is tough to deal with. The cognitive decline also causes behavioral changes and they behave more impulsively, which often leads to drug and alcohol abuse.

Posted by: Muhammad's Left Nut at May 02, 2012 03:31 PM (ZPrif)

267 #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames - Connie Lected-Perez

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:32 PM (4df7R)

268 nude post

Those wagering on Open Thread, please collect your winnings at the ticket window.

Posted by: punchline at May 02, 2012 03:33 PM (NG097)

269 New thread! Content free and open to tall!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:33 PM (4df7R)

270 fresh nood thread

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2012 03:34 PM (UOM48)

271 Open to ALL even!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 02, 2012 03:34 PM (4df7R)

272 "Also, women are now permitted to use carrots to sate their sexual desires when necessary. True story. "

Um, there are some online shopping sites these ladies might want to make use of. And I'm not referring to Whole Foods.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2012 03:35 PM (cL00p)

273 Um, there are some online shopping sites these ladies might want to make use of. And I'm not referring to Whole Foods.

Posted by: nerdygirl


Go on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 02, 2012 03:36 PM (sbV1u)

274 The term "conservative" is a relative term, and doesn't mean the same
thing in different contexts. Conserving *what* is the question.


Yeah, that's how various liberal "researchers" manipulate their studies that purport to show conservatives are dumb, hateful meanies.

They pick a non-political definition of "conservative" that best suits their intended result, then proudly proclaim that they've proven that politically conservative people are practically sub-human.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2012 03:36 PM (SY2Kh)

275 #ObamaCompositeMuslimGirlfriendName: Rea Lea Agirl-Annot-Abeard-at-al

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2012 03:40 PM (RzLbD)

276 It's a huge, huge problem. I can see some states outright banning youth tackle football.
Posted by: Muhammad's Left Nut at May 02, 2012 03:21 PM (ZPrif)

----------------------------------------

That's when TX and OK leave the union.

Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2012 03:43 PM (CRVT6)

277 The Muslim Call to Cornholing is one of the most beautiful things I ever heard.

Posted by: Barky O'baby, yeah, right there baby at May 02, 2012 03:47 PM (yn6XZ)

278 obama's girlfriend, Lea About
Lizas Minute
Luki Athat
Micky Likeit
Rhoda Hell
Ikenzee Nothington

Posted by: willow at May 02, 2012 03:49 PM (TomZ9)

279 Sheri Allofthat

Posted by: willow at May 02, 2012 03:51 PM (TomZ9)

280 Candy Orfrothingnut

Posted by: willow at May 02, 2012 03:52 PM (TomZ9)

281 that bad huh?

Posted by: willow at May 02, 2012 03:52 PM (TomZ9)

282 Kidnapped in 3...2...1

Posted by: Brian at May 02, 2012 03:53 PM (UnMRd)

283 pfft, whatever

Posted by: willow at May 02, 2012 03:53 PM (TomZ9)

284 Actually, some imams suggest that women ought not to buy carrots or cucumbers at all, and someone else must chop them into small pieces before eating, because of their suggestive shape. Sheesh!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at May 02, 2012 04:19 PM (6uXZa)

285 Who cares about this nobody?

Posted by: Gerry at May 02, 2012 04:23 PM (iiB6X)

286 Why didnt Ace post a visual of Big Sis pounding it out with Rosie ODonnell?

Posted by: NaughtyBits at May 02, 2012 04:35 PM (gKz+d)

287 285 Who cares about this nobody?

Gerry, you need to do some research on this guy! He's a pro-Israel atheist. I know, but look him up. Watch some of his other videos. Good stuff.

Posted by: NaughtyBits at May 02, 2012 04:38 PM (gKz+d)

288 I banged the dog that Obama ate.

Posted by: King Abdullah at May 02, 2012 04:40 PM (gKz+d)

289 Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2012 03:36 PM (SY2Kh)

Hey, if they want to think of me as a dumb, hateful meanie...more power to them.

Just stop spending my fucking money on shit for other people or you will see exactly how mean I can get.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 02, 2012 04:46 PM (nEUpB)

290
What's the over/under on Chen's life time?
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 02, 2012 02:40 PM (i3+c5)
The parallel is unmistakeable, and an a astuteobservation. One day we will recall how we looked the other way. Our hypocrisy will return to haunt us, and in the end it may catch us alone in the world and tear our throats out. We will never get the over/under, because that would be uncomfortable for our creditor, but I would guess that the over/under on his vanishing would be about a week.

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 02, 2012 06:00 PM (RC3M9)

291 Inspired rant.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 02, 2012 08:10 PM (gxCRt)

292 The vid quit working at at about 4:00 and now says I need a different browser? It's at his site if your having problems too.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 08:41 PM (ChdQf)

293 Anita Mandate

Posted by: seamrog at May 02, 2012 09:49 PM (DjB6M)

294 You know, there were some survivors of Sodom and Gomorrah, and not all of them became Loyalists, Mormons, or Californians. Some traveled to Pock-E-stahn for summer vacation. And then married wookies.

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