Overnight Open Thread (5-1-2012) - May Day Edition

A Life in Full: Benzion Netanyahu Dies at Age 102

He was the father of current Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. I had never heard of him before but his obituary is a fascinating read:

Born Benzion Mileikowsky in Warsaw, Poland, in 1910 and moving to Mandatory Palestine in 1920, Netanyahu was a devout follower of revisionist Zionist leader Zeev Jabotinsky, who advocated Jewish military strength and the establishment of a Jewish state on both sides of the Jordan River. Netanyahu served as his personal aide until Jabotinsky's death in 1940.

He then edited right-wing Jewish publications and earned a Ph.D in history from Dropsie College in Philadelphia. Later, he was a professor of Jewish history and Hebrew literature at the University of Denver and Cornell University, where he served as chairman of the department of Semitic languages and literature.

He and his wife Tzila had three sons, Benjamin, Yoni, who was killed in an operation to free Israeli hostages from an Entebbe, Uganda airport in 1976, and Iddo, a doctor and playwright.

When you've seen your life's dream come to fruition and the least well-known of your children is merely a doctor and an acclaimed playwright, you've done quite well in life.

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And at the other end of the human spectrum...

Do These Guys Seem Like The Type To Blow Up a Bridge?

Well yeah if you're willing to give partial credit for trying and failing. I for one am glad to see that the #Occupiers are willing to hire the mentally challenged.

bridge_retards

May Day - Live from Seattle

genghis has been sending updates all day of what the Seattle anarchists are up to including links if you want to follow it live:

Ahh, spring, when a young man's fancy turns to smashing windows and the heady smell of tear gas is in the air.

Listen along while the police scanner narrates:

http://www.komonews.com/news/content/scanner

And helicopters capture the pastoral scenes from above:

http://www.king5.com/live-stream/pop-up-ads/Watch-live-now-116248999.html

There's a bit of a lull in the action now. The anarchists did a hit n' run and are apparently regrouping around the Old Spaghetti House. Two other large groups of protesters are still on the march where they'll join up at Westlake, so I think the Black Bloc is waiting for the crowd to swell so they can use them for cover. Also they're waiting 'till the sun goes down.

Jimmy Carter: Traitorous

Hey don't blame me - that's what the other former US Presidents and their staff think of him:

WASHINGTON - Former presidents Bill Clinton and George H.W. Bush have united - in their hatred of Jimmy Carter.

The former commanders-in-chief share a disdain for their fellow ex-president because he conducted foreign policy after leaving office without any authority from the White House, according to a new book.

In "The Presidents Club: Inside the World's Most Exclusive Fraternity," former staffers even use the word "treason" to describe Carter's actions.

"Carter gives the club a great gift, something for all the others to complain about," the book by Time magazine's Nancy Gibbs and Michael Duffy says.

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So Who's Your Favorite Under-Rated Blogger?

As I scour the internet, looking for links to keep you entertained, I'm kinda surprised how difficult it is to find decent text-based right-wing blog humor. It's all reposts of YouTube videos now.

Even Scrappleface, whose coined the term "Axis of Weasels" back in his writing days, has climbed aboard the video train.

Surely there are still writers out there who seek to amuse, aren't there?

My question is, who do YOU read when you want to be entertained? Not the gigantor mega-bloggers that everyone's heard of. I mean talented, low-traffic sites still struggling for attention.

Who's your favorite under-rated blogger?

If you've been holding out on us, well now's the time to spill your faves.

How The Dalai Lama Became Instantly Uncool

Can You Learn the Identity of a Car Owner with Their License Plate Number and Google?

Well kind of but it takes some extra work:

You would be surprised that even license plate information can be found online. An old trick I use to use back in the day was searching Government Smog check sites for the plate. Not only would they say if the car passed or not, often the website would list the smog shop that serviced the car or VIN # of the car. Then I would search on the VIN # for more details and/or ask the smog shop for the vehicle owner's information.
If that doesn't work, Brandon also notes that there are a few other options available to you. While it's unlikely you'll be able to get the information covertly, you can use a Request for Record Information (INF 70) form to identify a car owner. Additionally, some states (like my home state of Minnesota allow you to go to a simple database site and pay a small fee.

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Tales of Good Fortune With Horribly Cruel Plot Twists

Could be worse I guess.

In 2011, 22,000 applicants from around the world were informed that their names were drawn and they won the most Power of all Ball lotteries. They were coming to America! Break out the wine! Buy some tiny Old Glories! U-S-A!

Once again, the cold reality of "computer glitch" broke the hearts of thousands. Only this time it wasn't hopeful kids wanting a higher education or lecherous gamblers, but earnest, hard-working people who wanted nothing more than to come to America and to get the hell out of the country they were currently in.

...The State Department was forced to make an apology after the system malfunctioned. But by that time, it was too late. Twenty-two thousand people were already told they were eligible for the visa. That's when the State Department was forced to hold another drawing where it took data correctly. No one was disciplined for the mistake, and the ones who lost out had to hope that somehow they would actually win the next time around. The odds of winning are only about, oh, 1 in 250.
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Single, Like Travel, And Looking For a Generous Older Gentleman?

A new website, MissTravel.com, is offering beautiful, broke ladies access to "wealthy" dudes who are willing to pay for travel to exciting destinations. Upon signing up for the site, "beautiful" members (users decided between a "generous" or "beautiful" membership type) must provide photos for approval, which ultimately decide whether the ladies can or cannot have a profile. With an approved membership, women have access to thousands of eligible bankers, athletes, lawyers, executives and other uncategorized rich dudes who are willing to fork over travel cash in exchange for a wonderful and of course, most importantly, attractive female travel companion.

Well I'm pretty sure that traveling Secret Service agents would enjoy some American company since foreign nationals are now off-limits.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

Braaak.

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Comments

1 Evening all

Say a prayer...
@foxnewsradio: Two loud explosions heard in #Kabul following President Obama's visit.

@USEmbassyKabul: Duck and cover here at the embassy. Not a drill - avoid the area.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:07 PM (DGIjM)

2 What, no comments?

Posted by: Jerry at May 01, 2012 10:07 PM (4SKYj)

3 Yo, Morons

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2012 10:07 PM (3SvjA)

4 five ugly White dudes

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, not a snake-eater at May 01, 2012 10:08 PM (Dll6b)

5 What?! I read the whole frakking thread while #1 was waiting for me to take!!!!

Fucking conscientiousness gets you nowhere.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 01, 2012 10:08 PM (7I4GE)

6 FYI: Netanyahu's brother died at Entebbe, but he was the only casualty. And he happened to be the commanding officer of the operation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 01, 2012 10:08 PM (nEUpB)

7 Velociman .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 01, 2012 10:09 PM (npr0X)

8 Oy.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 01, 2012 10:09 PM (bMLFV)

9 Who do I go to for entertainment? Velociman @ Velociworld.com

Right wing? Well, yes and no. Entertaining and edgy? You're damn tootin'.

He can turn a phrase better than anyone on the web.

Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at May 01, 2012 10:10 PM (piMMO)

10 My favorite underrated blog is chicks on the right.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:10 PM (DGIjM)

11 1
Evening all

Say a prayer...
@foxnewsradio: Two loud explosions heard in #Kabul following President Obama's visit.

@USEmbassyKabul: Duck and cover here at the embassy. Not a drill - avoid the area.




Over/under on General Gutsy Call pissing himself if he heard the explosions?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:10 PM (UOM48)

12 What, no comments?

After that display of the casting call finalists for the next Stooges movie, I found May to be quite healing ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 01, 2012 10:10 PM (17abx)

13 Oh and I also like Father Z

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:11 PM (DGIjM)

14
Let me entertain you.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 10:11 PM (xLnT0)

15 God bless Bibi's daddy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:11 PM (UOM48)

16 Is this the Squatchy ONT?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

17 Do These Guys Seem Like The Type To Blow Up a Bridge?

That guy on the bottom left looks like he wants to start a war or something.

Posted by: toby928© at May 01, 2012 10:12 PM (NG097)

18 The Dalai Lama, bleh. I haven't thought much of him since I read this story:

'I'm a Marxist,' Dalai Lama tells Chinese students

http://tinyurl.com/74342uk

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:12 PM (RvlzX)

19 Sweetness Light, underated, never linked, but he (Mr. Sweetness?) does a yoemans job.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 01, 2012 10:12 PM (UpwlP)

20 Damn, that first bridge blower upper dude looks kinda like me with more hair. And plaid. I never wear plaid, just remembered why.

Posted by: JDTAY at May 01, 2012 10:12 PM (sFP59)

21 no way,
firrst??

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 10:13 PM (AZ8Mb)

22 Over/under on General Gutsy Call pissing himself if he heard the explosions?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:10 PM (UOM4

Odds are pretty high he had to change his underpants.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:13 PM (DGIjM)

23 Gonna be ugly in the mid-west. Move the view over Ohio. http://tinyurl.com/nvmse

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2012 10:13 PM (JKNDp)

24 Those 2 guys on bottom right I saw somewhere else. Wal Mart maybe.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 01, 2012 10:13 PM (cjTjM)

25 Cleveland Rocks! Those five OWS losers are Browns fans!

Posted by: Drew Carey at May 01, 2012 10:13 PM (c3mby)

26 Evening all Say a prayer... @foxnewsradio: Two loud explosions heard in #Kabul following President Obama's visit.
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Heh, yea I'm saying a prayer all right.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 01, 2012 10:13 PM (UpwlP)

27 FYI: Netanyahu's brother died at Entebbe, but he was the only casualty. And he happened to be the commanding officer of the operation.

And he led the mission. It's what leaders do.

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2012 10:14 PM (3SvjA)

28 Ooops. Already posted.

Clearly not reading the posts -- #IAmBreitbart !

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 01, 2012 10:14 PM (V1j3x)

29 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2012 10:14 PM (JMmQ9)

30 The cruel plots twists thing makes me think of The Monkey's Paw.

Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at May 01, 2012 10:14 PM (piMMO)

31 @foxnewsradio: Two loud explosions heard in #Kabul following President Obama's visit.



Over/under on General Gutsy Call pissing himself if he heard the explosions?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:10 PMMaybe the Tollybahn didn't like the ball spiking and end zone dance

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

32 If you're going to pray for anyone in Kabul, pray for our military.

Screw Captain Courageous and his minions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:15 PM (UOM48)

33 23 Gonna be ugly in the mid-west. Move the view over Ohio. http://tinyurl.com/nvmse
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2012 10:13 PM (JKNDp)

I am in Indy.. we are under a tornado watch.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:15 PM (DGIjM)

34 The bridge blowers look like stereotypical rednecks. Hysterical.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 01, 2012 10:15 PM (bMLFV)

35 Sweetness Light, underated, never linked, but he (Mr. Sweetness?) does a yoemans job.

Yar. Seconded.

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2012 10:15 PM (3SvjA)

36 Evening everyone. I'm planning to head up to Seattle on Saturday. Any morons interested in grabbing a beer sometime between then and Tuesday night?

Posted by: Alex at May 01, 2012 10:15 PM (zSobX)

37 off ghey sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:16 PM (piMMO)

38
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:07 PM (DGIjM)


The JEF has long since departed Afshitcanistan and is winging his way home to two fundraisers and some golf on an IED free course. His mission of selling out the US and the troops has indeed been accomplished!




Just think how you will be thanking him when your children ask why their taxes are going to pay off the Chinese to cover the funds sent to a corrupt, drug-supplying, incestuous, tribal muslime country where we sacrificed the lives of American military personnel to enhance the resume of a foreign born pretender to the presidency of the United States.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 01, 2012 10:16 PM (i3+c5)

39 RSMcCain, when he's not flogging his blog to the edge of tedium, has been known to turn a phrase or nine. Great article last week, 'Amid a Steaming Heap of Predictable Liberal Snark, Two Important Sentences' http://tinyurl.com/cwpokps

SWeasel is an almost perfect execution for a blog. Visual and witty writing...if'n you're into that shit. Oh and she cusses - tee-hee-hee.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2012 10:16 PM (ebPtk)

40 Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2012 10:14 PM (3SvjA)

In that same vein, this picture shows a very clear contrast between two world leaders today:

Netanyahu Obama in their early 20s

http://tinyurl.com/7xfjzkn

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:17 PM (RvlzX)

41 Father Z is the bomb--not a crap-taking sort of Catholic, he.

I also very much like the Crescat. Nobody does cheezy Catholic kitsch like she does. And there aren't many blogs that post "Crappity-crap-crap-crap" as a headline.

Posted by: tcn at May 01, 2012 10:17 PM (WhSRj)

42 The wife DVR's alot of reality TV.

I watched Bethany Frankl get motorboated.

It was not all that....

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 10:17 PM (AZ8Mb)

43 Sweetness Light, underated, never linked, but he (Mr. Sweetness?) does a yoemans job.

****

Well, sweet and light are definitely not words used when describing Velociworld.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:17 PM (piMMO)

44 *waves to Kratos*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:17 PM (UOM48)

45 19 Sweetness Light, underated, never linked, but he (Mr. Sweetness?) does a yoemans job.
Posted by: Jimmah at May 01, 2012 10:12 PM (UpwlP)

Is that site still up?

Posted by: CDR M at May 01, 2012 10:17 PM (Mv/2X)

46 33 If you're going to pray for anyone in Kabul, pray for our military.

Screw Captain Courageous and his minions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:15 PM (UOM4

Yeah.. Pres. pissy pants is off and fine. Its the soldiers and staff at the embassy that I am praying for.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:18 PM (DGIjM)

47 In "The Presidents Club: Inside the World's Most Exclusive Fraternity," former staffers even use the word "treason" to describe Carter's actions.
------------->
Besides having disasterous domestic and foreign policies, ex-President Obama is going to share another attribute of Carter: being a bitter man that likes enabling America's enemies.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 01, 2012 10:18 PM (M0NzJ)

48 I'm still big. It's the size 7 dresses that got small

Posted by: Pamela Geller at May 01, 2012 10:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

49
Netanyahu Obama in their early 20s



http://tinyurl.com/7xfjzkn


******

that was linked here a while back and still, even knowing what to expect, the contrast remains striking.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:18 PM (piMMO)

50 Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2012 10:14 PM (3SvjA)

Exactly. (Sorry, I wasn't clear).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 01, 2012 10:18 PM (nEUpB)

51 Those 2 guys on bottom right I saw somewhere else. Wal Mart maybe.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 01, 2012 10:13 PM (cjTjM)


Yeah, I've seen that picture somewhere before. And it's old.

Posted by: Tami at May 01, 2012 10:19 PM (X6akg)

52 Reuters: Many casualties feared after suicide car bombing in western Kabul, witnesses say.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:19 PM (DGIjM)

53 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2012 10:19 PM (7W3wI)

54 Those bridge bombers look like the Weather Underground types.

Posted by: CDR M at May 01, 2012 10:19 PM (y67bA)

55 I prefer text to video for information.

I can read the text faster than I can watch people drone on and stare meaningfully at each other, and I can listen to something else while reading.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 10:19 PM (bxiXv)

56 Hope n' Change cartoon site, go back into the older posts, you will laugh till you cry. http://tinyurl.com/lsjhug

Posted by: Tom_Ohio at May 01, 2012 10:20 PM (ysWJ9)

57 I really, really want to read Jose Rodriguez' book about interrogations during the Booosh/Cheney years. God, I love what I've heard of this guy. And the left despises him: Bonus Points.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:20 PM (UOM48)

58 Miss May looks like Cyndi Lauper. Hope I didn't burst anyone's bubble.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 01, 2012 10:20 PM (bMLFV)

59 Miss May looks like Cyndi Lauper. Hope I didn't burst anyone's bubble.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 01, 2012 10:20 PM (bMLFV)



who is that?

Posted by: Charls Gibson at May 01, 2012 10:21 PM (AZ8Mb)

60 55
Those bridge bombers look like the Weather Underground types.

Posted by: CDR M at May 01, 2012 10:19 PM (y67bA



If I had a son, he'd look like one of those guys.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at May 01, 2012 10:21 PM (UOM48)

61 Pinheads. http://is.gd/zDIVq6

Posted by: toby928© at May 01, 2012 10:21 PM (NG097)

62 Gee - Scanner is busy in Seattle tonight.

Would it be really politically incorrect if I wished that castle doctrine were expanded to protection of property. 'Cuz I think after about one episode of property owners protecting what's theirs this crap would stop. Police seem content to let them destroy property.

Posted by: someone at May 01, 2012 10:21 PM (bqjJT)

63 *waves back to Mrs. D'oh*

The only places I've seen worse hairstyles than those of the OccuTards attempting to blow up the bridge is in the Final Fantasy games Spoony makes fun of.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:21 PM (RvlzX)

64 19 Sweetness Light, underated, never linked, but he (Mr. Sweetness?) does a yoemans job. Posted by: Jimmah at May 01, 2012 10:12 PM (UpwlP) Is that site still up?
Posted by: CDR M at May 01, 2012 10:17 PM (Mv/2X)
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Still up, about a year ago there was talk about quitting the site and turning it over to the visitors, or something, but it looks like its still limping along. I visit it about every other day. It looks like he still puts an hour or two a day into it. As far as being spot on in the analysis, he's usually spot on.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 01, 2012 10:22 PM (UpwlP)

65 Just looking at those pictures, those losers would struggle to figure out how to blow up a balloon, much less a bridge. And whats with the ears? Is that a retard thing?

Posted by: cm9000 at May 01, 2012 10:22 PM (MwTP4)

66 In the subject of washed up blogs, the Bike Boy denies that he's been reporting legit Twitter accounts as spam

The doofus is so separated from reality that I'm surprised he can ever find his way home

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

67 I'm so excited about the NATO summit in Chicago. *rubs hands together*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:23 PM (UOM48)

68 Heh. You could stick Carter's photo in with the mug shots of those would-be bridge bombers, and he'd fit right in!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:24 PM (niZvt)

69 56
I prefer text to video for information.



I can read the text faster than I can watch people drone on and
stare meaningfully at each other, and I can listen to something else
while reading.


That's why i never watch the local news, they always follow the same template - airhead anchors give synopsis of story - dipshit field reporter gives same synopsis of story - videotape gives yet again same synopsis of story, in four minutes we hear the same damn thing three times, drives me nuts, just give me a paragraph or two on the web thanks.

Posted by: booger at May 01, 2012 10:24 PM (HI6wa)

70 Frisky looks like she needs to get something off her chest...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:24 PM (niZvt)

71
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 10:19 PM (bxiXv)


I almost never click on a video link-the information in them is too hard and time-consuming to access. With text, I can assess the value rapidly and skim until I find something worth reading (or not). I think web video is easier to produce but that it is harder to extract and value from it. Text is also much less ambiguous.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 01, 2012 10:25 PM (i3+c5)

72 Jane D'oh, did you hear the interview of Jose by Leslie Staaaahl? There is a great quote in there. Can't remember the exact quote, but it is great. Something like "yes we do".

Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2012 10:25 PM (mHC3R)

73 Just think how you will be thanking him when your children ask why their taxes are going to pay off the Chinese to cover the funds sent to a corrupt, drug-supplying, incestuous, tribal muslime country where we sacrificed the lives of American military personnel to enhance the resume of a foreign born pretender to the presidency of the United States.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 01, 2012 10:16 PM (i3+c5)

Ugh..
reminds me of the demotivational poster that says something like.. teach your children forgiveness.. you will need it when they figure out just how bad we screwed things up for them....

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:25 PM (DGIjM)

74 You could stick Carter's photo in with the mug shots of those would-be bridge bombers, and he'd fit right in!

Gavrilo Princip was competent.

Posted by: toby928© at May 01, 2012 10:25 PM (NG097)

75 Miss May has awfully sharp elbows.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:25 PM (niZvt)

76 It's nice that the dalai liked Bush as a person, but the dalai is an idiot socialist leftist. And why would someone who has achieved enlightenment (many incarnations ago, in fact) need glasses? Seems sort of pedestrian.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2012 10:26 PM (X3lox)

77 I really, really want to read Jose Rodriguez' book about interrogations
during the Booosh/Cheney years. God, I love what I've heard of this guy.
And the left despises him: Bonus Points.


****

If you missed him on 60 Minutes this past Sunday, the video and the story are posted at the 60 Minutes site. Leslie Stahl was righteously indignant.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:26 PM (piMMO)

78 41-Kratos, thank you. Not for the pic on the right, blegh, but that pic of Bibi is just what I needed today, after a really bad couple of days. Mercy, he was, and is still, a fine looking man.


And Jane, amen and amen. Praying hard for the troops in the Stan. Your boy is at the top of the list.

Posted by: moki at May 01, 2012 10:26 PM (dZmFh)

79 I don't know how popular Trevor Loudon is but he has a good blog. A little too much Glenn Beck worship but otherwise good.

Posted by: indigo child at May 01, 2012 10:26 PM (xXhWA)

80 Gavrilo Princip must have felt out of place in his terrorist gang. The other members were complete dolts.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 10:27 PM (QTHTd)

81 Well yeah if you're willing to give partial credit for trying. I for one
am glad to see that the #Occupiers are willing to hire the mentally
challenged.
***
By my count, of the actual Occubombers 4 of the 5 are wasted.

The police should refuse to give them any cheetos until they get a full confession.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2012 10:27 PM (3aXbg)

82 she's not really unknown, and sometimes takes breaks from blogging (recently back after a several year hiatus), but when she rants - she rants really well. Not just political political stuff. rachellucas.com

Posted by: someone at May 01, 2012 10:27 PM (bqjJT)

83 LOVE the photos of the Occupy bombers---especially the one of the boys who could be Barry's sons due to the jug-ear DNA (in reality I think they are the spawn of inbreeding in the mountains somewhere). Snort.

Just saw Weasel Zipper's video of the Kabul campaign stopalooza. I only watched until Barry skipped up the stage then muted and watched our troops. Man, compare the crowd noise to when President Bush used to visit the troops. Look at their faces.. They are not faking it for The Won, our boys and girls on the front line. Imagine being told, "We are bringing Chicago to YOU." Barf.

Compare and contrast this limp video of SCOAMF to the youtube, "President Bush makes a surprise visit to Iraq" as the contrast is amazing (September 3, 2007). The troops roar when his name is announced. They are smiling with joy and pride behind him as he speaks. Oh! President George W. Bush rarely uses the word "I" in his speech to the troops that Labor Day. I miss him. And I thank him for his continued work with returning vets and wounded vets. God bless this man.

God bless and protect our troops tonight and always.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wildbeast Seminole Chick at May 01, 2012 10:27 PM (baL2B)

84 And why would someone who has achieved enlightenment (many incarnations ago, in fact) need glasses?

Could not agree more.

Posted by: Saloth Sar at May 01, 2012 10:27 PM (QTHTd)

85
fnord.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 10:28 PM (xLnT0)

86 >> I prefer text to video for information.

>> I can read the text faster than I can watch people drone on and stare meaningfully at each other, and I can listen to something else while reading.

What's that rule of thumb on YouTube videos ... skip the first third?

Posted by: Andy at May 01, 2012 10:28 PM (XG+Mn)

87 The OccuBombers have a pic of them ready to club Rebecca Black

Wow, real Profiles in Courage there fuckos. Beating a 14 year old one month Youtube sensation really says "stick it to the 1 percenters". I guess one can't risk losing funding from Hollywood if you're shown ready to club 99 percenters like Miley Cyrus, Madonna, Lady Gaga, or Katy Perry

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

88

According to the Washington Post, bin Laden wanted to kill Obama, in part, because he felt Vice President Joe Biden was "unprepared" to step in as commander in chief. Bin Laden's planned assassination of Obama involved hijacking Air Force One, the Post said.

So Osama was crazy, but not stupid, unlike Biden on at least one of those accounts.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2012 10:28 PM (3aXbg)

89 Okay, so I am once again performing nanny duty here in Denver, where I enjoy shopping at the local supermarket. I like to call it the United Colors of King Soopers. Diversity on steroids.

Anyhow, I'm in the checkout line, and I notice the first campaign T-shirt I've seen this year.

Young guy, twentysomething, red beard, his T-shirt says No-Bama.

There may be hope for some change.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 01, 2012 10:28 PM (ybkwK)

90 Jane D'oh, did you hear the interview of Jose by
Leslie Staaaahl? There is a great quote in there. Can't remember the
exact quote, but it is great. Something like "yes we do".

Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2012 10:25 PM (mHC3R)


Yes...she was appalled that they fed the prisoners at Gitmo Ensure. Said "we're America....we don't do things like that." Effing idiot!

Posted by: Tami at May 01, 2012 10:29 PM (X6akg)

91 ready to club 99 percenters like Miley Cyrus, Madonna, Lady Gaga, or Katy Perry
***
I'd club Katy Perry. But NOT like a baby seal.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 01, 2012 10:29 PM (3aXbg)

92 Sorry, I wasn't clear

Sure you were. I was just more emphatic.

Netanyahu Obama in their early 20s

World of difference.

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2012 10:29 PM (3SvjA)

93 Woo Hoo. Just finished proofing my last college paper of the semester for son #1. This one on euthanasia (which I thought was "youth in Asia" until I was about the same age--I never knew why Asian youths were so controversial except maybe because they were or were not communists).

Posted by: Dagny at May 01, 2012 10:29 PM (4yXmp)

94 I like Lilek's turns of phrase, but he probably doesn't count as under-exposed.

And I *loathe* OWS.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 01, 2012 10:29 PM (X8/ER)

95 'Night all. I'm having trouble sleeping the past couple of nights.

Having terrifying dreams about our boy. Haven't experienced that in the past two years.

Hope SCOAMF and Mooch have a good night's sleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:29 PM (UOM48)

96 The OccuBombers have a pic of them ready to club Rebecca BlackPosted by: kbdabear

I have to assume goofy ass shit like that is some 4chan meme. blech.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2012 10:30 PM (ebPtk)

97 The People's Cube .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 01, 2012 10:30 PM (npr0X)

98 I prefer text to video for information.

I can read the text faster than I can watch people drone on and stare meaningfully at each other, and I can listen to something else while reading.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 10:19 PM


This. Word.

I'm on the inter web net tubes because I don't watch TV...why do you think giving me TV on the inter web net tubes is better?

Bill Whittle does some great stuff with his Afterburner vids, but I still prefer his essay work from the EjectEjectEject days.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2012 10:30 PM (JMmQ9)

99 Good evening, morons.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 01, 2012 10:31 PM (7yvLv)

100 Miss May looks like Cyndi Lauper. Hope I didn't burst anyone's bubble.


****

Miss Lauper? http://bit.ly/K0OHzC


I'm such an idiot that it took me twenty years to figure out what the song was about.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:31 PM (piMMO)

101 I'm detecting raykon radiation from 3sywg -

Posted by: Saloth Sar at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (QTHTd)

102 100 The People's Cube .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 01, 2012 10:30 PM (npr0X)

Yeah, truly underrated, pure genius.

Posted by: indigo child at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (xXhWA)

103 Somebody step on raykon.

Posted by: toby928© at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (NG097)

104 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2012 10:26 PM (X3lox)

Not only that, but I doubt anything less than full scale resistance in Tibet with the assistance of the West (*ahem, the US*) will cause the Chi-Coms to withdraw from Tibet. That will happen on the 12th of Never, so those "Free Tibet" bumper-stickers are worse than useless.

Besides, given current global trends, Free Taiwan bumper-stickers will be coming in vogue in only a few short years.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (RvlzX)

105 42 Father Z is the bomb--not a crap-taking sort of Catholic, he.

I also very much like the Crescat. Nobody does cheezy Catholic kitsch like she does. And there aren't many blogs that post "Crappity-crap-crap-crap" as a headline.
Posted by: tcn at May 01, 2012 10:17 PM (WhSRj)

I will have to check that out.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (DGIjM)

106
===That's why i never watch the local news, they always follow the same template===
And around here the technique is, in the middle of what you describe, they always pull an "action"; for example if it was story about gas prices--HA--they'd pull a nozzlefrom a pumpand put it in a car. Kind of hard to desribe but every single story has it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (cjTjM)

107 97
'Night all. I'm having trouble sleeping the past couple of nights.

Having terrifying dreams about our boy. Haven't experienced that in the past two years.

Hope SCOAMF and Mooch have a good night's sleep.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2012 10:29 PM (UOM4

Before you go, here's a nice warm blanket (((Jane))) and be sure we are laying on the serious prayers for the D'oh Boy and for you as well.

Posted by: tcn at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (WhSRj)

108 5What?! I read the whole frakking thread while #1 was waiting for me to take!!!!

Fucking conscientiousness gets you nowhere.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 01, 2012 10:08 PM (7I4GE)

Who reads the threads?? Just skip to the comments, I do!

Posted by: A.B. at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (3jGS1)

109 fnord.

Posted by: Dr. Varno


meh, Bob is a fallen god.

Flying Spaghetti Monster all the way!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (ebPtk)

110 Ahh, yes. That skip the first third (actually, 30%) thing is called the Wadsworth Constant.

Posted by: Andy at May 01, 2012 10:33 PM (XG+Mn)

111 Evening all.

Kratos,

How's the new job going?

Posted by: mpfs at May 01, 2012 10:33 PM (Fy6L7)

112 Yeah, truly underrated, pure genius.

Da , comrade .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 01, 2012 10:33 PM (npr0X)

113 Those mug shots SCREAM Cleveland...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM (DvLEA)

114 The FBI set them up. Inbreeds talked into bombing a bridge. The war on terror is big business...


Posted by: I believe at May 01, 2012 10:30 PM (3sywg)




When you don't have a real job, you make one up.




Good thing they aren't investigating illegal border crossings, muslimes, or gun-walking operations.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM (i3+c5)

115 Darlings . . . how was your day? Can I get anyone a sammich or a cool refreshing beverage?

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM (lJ2es)

116 Speaking of inbreeds, somebody stick a fork in raykon already.

Posted by: tcn at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM (WhSRj)

117 Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid claims responsibility for blasts, attacks in phone call with Reuters

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM (DGIjM)

118 If I had a son, he'd look like one of those guys.
Posted by: Bill Ayers

Thank God for small favors: this asshat didn't pee in the gene pool.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2012 10:35 PM (NUn9J)

119 Bob?

Don't you mean "Bob"?

He has always been fallen, yet ascendent at the same time.

Older than the mountains, yet unborne.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 10:35 PM (xLnT0)

120 Speaking of inbreeds, somebody stick a fork in raykon already.

I had no idea that posting the pinheads was a mating call.

Posted by: toby928© at May 01, 2012 10:35 PM (NG097)

121 Those bridge bombers look like the Weather Underground types.

Or the male members of the Manson "Family."

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (3Yz0m)

122 The Dalai Lama has those stupid hipster glasses, he's achieved ultimate enlightenment but you wouldn't know anything about that.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (tKFT6)

123 107
I am mildly attracted to Miley Cyrus, not sure why.


Posted by: I believe at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM

You probably want to do her while she still looks like a 20 year old rookie pornstar because in a few years she'll look like Lindsey Lohan

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

124 Yep. TV is too slow. Movies are way too slow. I now will only watch dvr-ed stuff. That way a chase scene goes "chase chase chase" over. Bam.

Posted by: Dagny at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (4yXmp)

125 Bibi is the man. How I wish he was POTUS.

*swoon*

Posted by: mpfs at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (Fy6L7)

126 I'm leaving early tonight. Tomorrow is our 42nd anniversary and I need to be well rested. Heh.

Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (mHC3R)

127 107
I am mildly attracted to Miley Cyrus, not sure why.


Maybe cuz of this? http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/miley12501MZ_vi.jpg

Posted by: booger at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (HI6wa)

128 115 Darlings . . . how was your day? Can I get anyone a sammich or a cool refreshing beverage?
Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM (lJ2es)

oh oh.. sammich!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (DGIjM)

129 Can I get anyone a sammich or a cool refreshing beverage?

Why yes , yes you can .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (npr0X)

130
brb buildin bridges

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (xLnT0)

131 I am mildly attracted to Miley Cyrus, not sure why.




Posted by: I believe at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM

Please seek professional help . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (lJ2es)

132 Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid claims responsibility for blasts, attacks in phone call with Reuters





Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp
-----------------

Meet our new ally.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (7I4GE)

133 Single, Like Travel, And Looking For a Generous Older Gentleman?
***
So, since women like to marry/date up financially, what happens when women make more then men on average?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (3aXbg)

134
Posted by: mpfs at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (Fy6L7)


I would waive the "born in the US requirement" for Bibi!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (i3+c5)

135 Hi mpfs!

The new job is going good, slow but steady. I hope to be learning some new techniques soon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (RvlzX)

136 125
Bibi is the man. How I wish he was POTUS.

*swoon*


Posted by: mpfs at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (Fy6L7)

Proof that people in Israel actually know the truth from the fiction that makes up our method of electing our officials.

Posted by: tcn at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (WhSRj)

137 Congrats, Ronster. That's a loooong time!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (7yvLv)

138 115 Darlings . . . how was your day? Can I get anyone a sammich or a cool refreshing beverage?
Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM (lJ2es)


ME!!!!

A nice wine cooler with tuna on my very hard roll would be just Peachy, Dear!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (niZvt)

139 Okay, it's official . . . party at Peaches' pad tonight! Woo hoo. No pants!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (lJ2es)

140 Oh, and the very best film and t.v. reviews are at Pajiba.com.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (piMMO)

141 I am mildly attracted to Miley Cyrus, not sure why.
***
Me too.

Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (3aXbg)

142 I live near DC. The local news consists of: Shooting, shooting, car jacking, rape, robbery, flash mob.


Posted by: Dagny at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (4yXmp)

143 Meet our new ally.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (7I4GE)


They were "Welcome Bombs". Whole different sort of bombing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (X3lox)

144 The local news consists of: Shooting, shooting, car jacking, rape, robbery, flash mob.
***
You are welcome!

Posted by: The Democrat Government Officials of DC at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (3aXbg)

145 Posted by: USS Diversity at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM (cjTjM)

Yep, the little visual demonstration that shows what the story is about because repeating the same thing three times just didn't get it across apparently.

Posted by: booger at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (HI6wa)

146 So you can buy a Gutsy Call coin, complete with acrylic case. Where is this justicecoin place, they need #Occupied.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (cjTjM)

147 131 I am mildly attracted to Miley Cyrus, not sure why.




Posted by: I believe at May 01, 2012 10:32 PM

Please seek professional help . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (lJ2es)


No shit.

Maybe because all former Disney girls grow up to be wanton sluts?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (niZvt)

148 Oh, and the very best film and t.v. reviews are at Pajiba.com.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (piMMO)


Yep.. Great site. Plenty of Lefty drivel, but it's worth it otherwise.

Posted by: eman at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (YrBvI)

149 Pants?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (npr0X)

150 For quite a long time I got addicted to Top Gear on Youtube

BBC has gotten rather vigilant on copyright takedowns though

Thankfully I found BBC America on my cable menu

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

151 Tuna on your very hard roll? That's sick. Some cat is gonna hurt you.

Posted by: Dagny at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (4yXmp)

152 The new job is going good, slow but steady. I hope to be learning some new techniques soon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:37 PM (RvlzX)

What are you, a fuckin' pole dancer now? We thought you were doing science at some tax-payer funded liberal enclave.

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:40 PM (lJ2es)

153 139 Okay, it's official . . . party at Peaches' pad tonight! Woo hoo. No pants!!!
Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (lJ2es)

Woo Hoo!!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:40 PM (DGIjM)

154
Entebbe Territorial Boundary Relocation moved from 2 minutes, 23 seconds due to BubbaCabal proxies discovered within Ugandoid Autonomous Prefecture

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 10:40 PM (xLnT0)

155 Hey, 18-1, you got me into The Children of Men, I'm 51% (Kindle) through it. Does it get any better? Not that it's bad, just seems to drag along.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 01, 2012 10:40 PM (7yvLv)

156 151 Tuna on your very hard roll? That's sick. Some cat is gonna hurt you.
Posted by: Dagny at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (4yXmp)


If I play my cards right...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:41 PM (niZvt)

157 Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 10:40 PM (xLnT0)

You mad, bro?

Posted by: tcn at May 01, 2012 10:41 PM (WhSRj)

158 117
Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid claims responsibility for blasts, attacks in phone call with Reuters





Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM

It is our way of shout out to Prezneet Obeezy

Posted by: Zabeezy Mujaheezy at May 01, 2012 10:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

159 No pants? Woohoo!!!!!1!11

*takes off pants*

*is informed of embarrassing skidmark on whitey tighties*

*puts pants back on*

Posted by: booger at May 01, 2012 10:42 PM (HI6wa)

160 126 I'm leaving early tonight. Tomorrow is our 42nd anniversary and I need to be well rested. Heh.
Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (mHC3R)

Happy anniversary!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:42 PM (DGIjM)

161 Halloooooo!

I think the bombing in Kabul was reported as a suicide bomber. Supposedly a story up at Reuters.

Posted by: Theresa at May 01, 2012 10:43 PM (Cf5RM)

162 The Dogmuncher fucks up again.

Give a speech, then boom goes a bomb in Kabul.

Posted by: eman at May 01, 2012 10:43 PM (YrBvI)

163
Was mad, til the BubbaCabal met their demise. Self-inflicted, of course.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 10:43 PM (xLnT0)

164 In the PLUMS !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk3C1vjFJ4A

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at May 01, 2012 10:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

165 it's hard to beat the comic gold that is LGFOccutards these days...

(and it is a fringe blog. %-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2012 10:44 PM (8MasJ)

166 I'm 51% (Kindle) through it. Does it get any better? Not that it's bad, just seems to drag along.
***
It picks up a bit as the final scene is setup. But the focus is always on the ideas and central characters, not the action.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2012 10:44 PM (3aXbg)

167 146 So you can buy a Gutsy Call coin, complete with acrylic case. Where is this justicecoin place, they need #Occupied.
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 01, 2012 10:39 PM (cjTjM)


Same outfit that did the 9/11 Memorial Coin scam a few years back. I'm surprised they've surfaced again. "A $200 value for just $19.95!," LOL.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)

168 The JEF talked about nothing being harder than writing a letter to the family of a fallen warrior. WTF.? He doesn't write any of the letters and to the best of my knowledge he hasn't made any phone calls to the families of ANY fallen warriors. While he did have the time to call that waste of space Fluker for being so "brave" in asking for "free" birth control.

Am I correct about him not calling any fallen soldiers families?

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (sJKFk)

169 OK, thanks. The character development is a little slow, but the story has merit.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (7yvLv)

170 What are you, a fuckin' pole dancer now? We thought you were doing science at some tax-payer funded liberal enclave.

Why good evening to you too!

No need to worry about pole dancing from me. If I ever attempt such an endeavor, my quick failure would be confused with a Nork nuclear test by seismic monitoring stations all over the world.

As for the research, well, it's a bit different than I expected. I thought I'd be doing cancer research, not working on creating Hell-portals (oops, wasn't supposed to say that).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (RvlzX)

171 So Bubba and GHWB didn't like Carter meddling in foreign policy? Cry me a river. They could have done something about it but didn't have the balls. If you can't deport the most unpopular president in modern history, who can you deport?

Speaking of which, why hasn't Piers Morgan been PNG'd yet?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (nZvGM)

172 Yep.. Great site. Plenty of Lefty drivel, but it's worth it otherwise.


****

Yes, but fortunately there are so many different contributors that isn't soaking in the drivel. There's a lot of creativity over there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (piMMO)

173 Thanks L Rob and JJS.

And Jimmuh Cartah is a traitorous piece of shit.

Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2012 10:47 PM (mHC3R)

174 66 In the subject of washed up blogs, the Bike Boy denies that he's been reporting legit Twitter accounts as spam
The doofus is so separated from reality that I'm surprised he can ever find his way home
Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

Academic. I don't think he ever leaves.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 01, 2012 10:47 PM (8hBZi)

175 Yes, but fortunately there are so many different contributors that isn't soaking in the drivel. There's a lot of creativity over there.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (piMMO)

The movie posters, for example.

Posted by: eman at May 01, 2012 10:47 PM (YrBvI)

176 126 I'm leaving early tonight. Tomorrow is our 42nd anniversary and I need to be well rested. Heh.

Posted by: Ronster at May 01, 2012 10:36 PM (mHC3R)

Wow, Ronster!!! Late to the thread, so you probably won't see this, but hearty felicitations to you and Mrs. Ronster. That is quite an achievement.

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:47 PM (lJ2es)

177 *is informed of embarrassing skidmark on whitey tighties*

TIMMUH!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2012 10:47 PM (NUn9J)

178 Uh, Peaches... Would you like me to make YOU a sandwich?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)

179 One of the more stupid remarks I heard that came from an OccuPooper was that the businesses who were trashed today should have expected what they got and should have taken action to protect their property. Can't remember the exact words, but that was the gist I got.

Posted by: Theresa at May 01, 2012 10:48 PM (Cf5RM)

180 I am mildly attracted to Miley Cyrus, not sure why.
***
Me too.

Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at May 01, 2012 10:38 PM (3aXbg)


oh, fuck yeah, I'd hit her 4 times..

Posted by: Katey Perry at May 01, 2012 10:48 PM (AZ8Mb)

181 "Maybe because all former Disney girls grow up to be wanton sluts?"

I've had a theory for a while that the Disney channel is really tageted atcloset pedofeelers. Watch it for a minute, you'll see what I mean.

Posted by: indigo child at May 01, 2012 10:49 PM (xXhWA)

182 Hmm, if me had some sons, they look heap like those guys in the photos.

Posted by: OWS Big Chief Warren at May 01, 2012 10:49 PM (nSNM1)

183 I personally know 13 women named Rula Lenska.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 01, 2012 10:49 PM (IoNBC)

184 Coming Attractions;

"Justice for Trayvon" beatings, along with cop apathy

A beating at Church and Brambleton

http://tinyurl.com/cnac8od

Anyone think the media reports this accurately if the two white victims weren't fellow reporters for that paper?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

185 Obama's new logo: Forward
Opposition logo: Four Words. Get The Fuck Out.

H/t and bumper sticker by iowntheworld @ http://www.michellesmirror.com/

My only regret is that I didn't think of it first.

Posted by: Califemme at May 01, 2012 10:50 PM (Wizhe)

186 NDH - did you read "Ranking the Last Decade's Major Superheroes In Terms of Pure Masculinity"? By God, I've literally not seen so many poofs lined up at a Lower Downtown Denver gay bar. The only real man in that bunch is Hugh Jackman.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 10:50 PM (QTHTd)

187 Am I correct about him not calling any fallen soldiers families?
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (sJKFk)

of course he phones it in, on 'prompter of cousre.

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 10:50 PM (AZ8Mb)

188 179 One of the more stupid remarks I heard that came from an OccuPooper was that the businesses who were trashed today should have expected what they got and should have taken action to protect their property. Can't remember the exact words, but that was the gist I got.
Posted by: Theresa at May 01, 2012 10:48 PM (Cf5RM)


I'll giggle when some white hispanic or white blonde American Indian shopkeeper blows an OWS rioter away with a Smith & Wesson.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:50 PM (niZvt)

189 I've had a theory for a while that the Disney channel is really tageted
atcloset pedofeelers. Watch it for a minute, you'll see what I mean.
***
I love the Disney Channel! So many great younger actors, positively blossoming on the screen!

Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at May 01, 2012 10:51 PM (3aXbg)

190 178 Uh, Peaches... Would you like me to make YOU a sandwich?
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)

While you are up.. will you see if Peaches has any donuts.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:51 PM (DGIjM)

191 183 I personally know 13 women named Rula Lenska.
Posted by: Jay Carney at May 01, 2012 10:49 PM (IoNBC)


The man NEVER lies! Much.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:51 PM (niZvt)

192 I thought I'd be doing cancer research, not working on creating Hell-portals (oops, wasn't supposed to say that).Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

Well, at least you'll know why if you find yourself on a beach shouting at the wreckage of the Statue of Liberty.

So you have that going for you... (oh, and a job, congrats)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2012 10:52 PM (ebPtk)

193 183
I personally know 13 women named Rula Lenska.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 01, 2012 10:49 PM

You'd have to have seen TV commercials in the 80s to know that is awesomely funny.

I have. You owe me a coffee

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

194 "...felicitations..."

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:47 PM (lJ2es)

Wow, I hope I get felicitation on my 42nd anniversary.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 01, 2012 10:52 PM (nEUpB)

195 closet pedofeelers


Closet? Love that Disney!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 01, 2012 10:52 PM (7yvLv)

196 Would you like me to make YOU a sandwich?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)

Please, my brutha, please . . . (hold the mayo)

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:53 PM (lJ2es)

197 Fore...word

Posted by: Obama Campaign's new bumper sticker at May 01, 2012 10:53 PM (nSNM1)

198 Where's navycopjoe? Cubs game got rained out so he has no excuse for missing the ONT.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 01, 2012 10:53 PM (3Yz0m)

199 I read Grouchy Old Cripple on a daily basis. Pretty sure he's the one who first referred to our SCoaMF in Chief as, "Jug Hussein Ears." His site is probably NSFW due to his "Saturday Boobage" posts which contain real, naked boobs--though not on the front page.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at May 01, 2012 10:53 PM (0d0K7)

200 Anyone watched The Weather Channel recently?

It almost Fox News chick worthy.




It's a freekin Hooterville on the Weather Channel


Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 10:54 PM (AZ8Mb)

201
I'm so late I'm still thinking about the "gutsy call". Obama has no problem pulling the trigger when it comes to Sunni. It's Shia he won't touch. The pattern is clear.
Saddam, Gaddafi, Taliban,Osama, kills without compunction.
.....
Al Sadr, Iran, Assad,Hezbollah, kid gloves, baby.
;;;;;
Understanding that Obama is Shia (common among richer Indonesians) makes things clear.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 01, 2012 10:54 PM (Usk3+)

202 How much you want to bet that Obama insisted that all of the military personnel be unarmed when in the presence of His Excellency? I was fretting to myself earlier that larges groups of people make excellent targets.

I cannot bear the thought of our troops being trapped in a hangar to be easy picking for the president version of King Joffrey in The Game of Thrones book (and PG version on TV).

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at May 01, 2012 10:54 PM (oI744)

203 Just saw Oliver North in a Call of Duty Black Ops 2 teaser on TNT

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 01, 2012 10:54 PM (tKFT6)

204 I'd make Bibi a sammich.

I imagine it would be pure poetry to watch him eat the sammich I made with love. Um, now I sound like a stalker.

Posted by: mpfs at May 01, 2012 10:54 PM (Fy6L7)

205 Did ya ever notice in The Matrix that the bullets Neo stops in mid-air don't have any rifling marks? Bad cinema. Just deplorable.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 01, 2012 10:54 PM (7yvLv)

206 BREAKING NEWS -- Tolo: Suicide Car Bomb on Pul-e-Charkhi road. US Military's Camp Phoenix is located close at the blast area

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:55 PM (DGIjM)

207 Coming Attractions;

"Justice for Trayvon"


just wait until the Fall, when Justified: Trayvon premiers

Posted by: FX Programming PR Office at May 01, 2012 10:55 PM (JMmQ9)

208 190 178 Uh, Peaches... Would you like me to make YOU a sandwich?
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)

While you are up.. will you see if Peaches has any donuts.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 10:51 PM (DGIjM)


A pair of sticky buns with a creamy filling, coming right up!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:55 PM (niZvt)

209 So...shouldn't the revelation that George Zimmerman had injuries on both the front and back of his head have been the end of charges against him?

That means one of two things:

1) Trayvon attacked him from behind initially and then continued attacking him.

2) Trayvon knocked him to the ground, got on top of him, and kept beating him.

GZ's statements and the witnesses confirm #2 of course. But in either case, GZ had every right to defend himself.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2012 10:56 PM (3aXbg)

210 Peaches and CoolCzech, you wanna get a room?

Or get me a sammich?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 01, 2012 10:57 PM (7yvLv)

211 Jim Treacher has more on the OccuBombers

http://tinyurl.com/86z9w6n

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

212 196 Would you like me to make YOU a sandwich?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)

Please, my brutha, please . . . (hold the mayo)
Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:53 PM (lJ2es)


Good girl! Here.. Hold the pickle...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 10:57 PM (niZvt)

213 #188, I await OWS/the usual trust-fund 'black block' anarchists to make the mistake of attacking stores in a Korean neighborhood in a shall issue permit state. It's the same small group of assholes traveling worldwide responsible for most of the damage. If some property owners or police actually dealt with them accordingly this bullshit would have been stopped years ago. The loons are a bunch of spoiled and bored idiots playing 'revolutionaries'. Not that much different from all the rich bastards playing Jihad from Saudi Arabia.

Yes there would be lawsuits, but somehow I think the little precious trustfunders would knock it off if their actions did place them in actual mortal danger beyond the current 48hrs in a holding cell and slap on the wrist.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 01, 2012 10:57 PM (KCvsd)

214 Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2012 10:56 PM (3aXbg).././Riots a'coming. Burn baby burn.GZ will be acquitted.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 01, 2012 10:59 PM (Usk3+)

215 Meremortal- Interesting.

But let's not leave the Republicans out of this. I have noticed that it's the McCain contingent - the Bushites / neocons - who were so gung-ho about bringing Assad down and the Muslim Brotherhood into Syria. The McCain faction also was big on getting the MoBros into Libya.

I mentioned already that this is not something I pin on American conservatives. The conservatives here, starting with (iirc) the Blogmocracy, have consistently said that meddling in Libya was folly and that meddling in Syria is unwise.

But McCain and the mainstream Republicans have every bit as much to blame for the MidEast disaster as does Obama.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 10:59 PM (QTHTd)

216 Well, at least you'll know why if you find yourself on a beach shouting at the wreckage of the Statue of Liberty.

That probably won't happen. More than likely, the Cenobites will suddenly appear out of thin-air and transport me to my own personal Hell replete the cacophonous lyrics with Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber on an eternal loops. Even worse, the only video game available in this abode of the damned will be Barney's Adventures for the Sega Genesis.

btw, thanks for the kudos.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 11:00 PM (RvlzX)

217 Oh, lookie here, it's NCIS night . . . brb

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 11:00 PM (lJ2es)

218 200
Anyone watched The Weather Channel recently?



It almost Fox News chick worthy.



It's a freekin Hooterville on the Weather Channel





Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 10:54 PM

They even have their own Geraldo in the form of Jim Cantore

The boobage makes their AGW propaganda bearable

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 11:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

219 Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 01, 2012 10:57 PM (KCvsd)

word bro.

It is a fact, real bullets stop real riots.

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 11:00 PM (AZ8Mb)

220 Anyone think the media reports this accurately if the two white victims weren't fellow reporters for that paper?
Actually, the newspaper hasn't reported on it well either. I understand the only mention of it has been in an editorial and no news reports at all.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2012 11:00 PM (nU/dt)

221 I still have a functioning Sega Genesis

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2012 11:02 PM (JMmQ9)

222 Darn... 11:00 pm already. Time for my battering ram to turn back into a marshmellow

Better get some zzzzz's. I'll have to owe you a hot roast beast sandwich Peaches! Night, M&M's.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2012 11:02 PM (niZvt)

223 the helicopters are flying all over manhattan. the mounted police are out and the barricades are up. I guess this is baraka at work saving and creating jobs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2012 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

224 'Night, CoolCzech. You're beautiful, never change . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 11:03 PM (lJ2es)

225 For fuck's sake, how does anyone in NY ever get any sleep? Thank the heavens I don't have to live in a city.

Posted by: tcn at May 01, 2012 11:03 PM (WhSRj)

226
Alright morons, going to bed soon. Those expense reports aren't going to do themselves. Regarding the O'Fuckstick trip to Shitcanistan, "spiking the football" in no way describes this trip.
This trip is Billy White Shoes Johnson dancingcrossed with the Icky shuffle while doing the dirty bird while grabbing Joe Horns's cell phone while posing on the star in dallas while eating popcorn whle signing a football while rubbing your ass on the goalposts while wearing a Hall of fame jacket...Then doing the lambeau leap while throwing the ball into the stands.

Is it November yet?

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 01, 2012 11:03 PM (3jGS1)

227 170


As for the research, well, it's a bit different than I expected. I
thought I'd be doing cancer research, not working on creating
Hell-portals (oops, wasn't supposed to say that).


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (RvlzX)

Did I read correctly somewhere that you've relocated to the Charleston area? I've been wanting to get a local moron meetup started for some time. We could bring a cooler of beer all hang out on Vic's lawn.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at May 01, 2012 11:04 PM (0d0K7)

228 I still have a functioning Sega Genesis

I sold mine on eBay last year.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2012 11:04 PM (BjyeS)

229 As for the research, well, it's a bit different than I expected. I thought I'd be doing cancer research, not working on creating Hell-portals (oops, wasn't supposed to say that).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 10:45 PM (RvlzX)


You signed the NDA! That's a secret! Shut up and get back to work or no more cookies for you!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:04 PM (bxiXv)

230
I too have to say "People's Cube" is the bomb! Full of epic win.

I also want to give props to "Gay Patriot"--I'm always surprised there aren't more people on there commenting. I think they do a great job, have some great snarky humor and solid wordsmithing.
Kratos, good to hear that your new job is going well! (Although, I'm a little nervous about these "new techniques" of which you speak!)

Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:05 PM (vJ9tV)

231 Another Oliver North Call of Duty trailer, where he says anyone could be the enemy as it shows a pic of a guy in a Guy Fawkes mask.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 01, 2012 11:06 PM (tKFT6)

232 Good night, morons everywhere. Especially for those of you in OWS cities, keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 01, 2012 11:06 PM (7yvLv)

233
>>>I still have a functioning Sega Genesis

Skitchen' and Road Rash mother fucker.

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2012 11:06 PM (UvdzB)

234 200
Anyone watched The Weather Channel recently?


It almost Fox News chick worthy.


It's a freekin Hooterville on the Weather Channel





Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 10:54 PM

Maria Molina on FNC is my favorite Boobs and Weather girl

About 7 years ago I started watching KTLA news in LA because I wanted to see if Lauren Sanchez would fall over from the weight of her boobs. She was a looker until she got Meggie Mac fat and had nasty looking plastic surgery to her eyes and lips. She was always Contessa Brewer level stupid

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 11:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

235 Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 01, 2012 10:57 PM (KCvsd)

Man oh Man how I wish I could comment on that.

But, no, wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:07 PM (bxiXv)

236 Anyone think the media reports this accurately if the two white victims weren't fellow reporters for that paper?

Fortunately, we on the Right still have the brave vanguard at National Review.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 11:07 PM (QTHTd)

237 To paraphrase the reported retort of a professor in the ME department of my alma mater to requests for partial credit on tests:

Anarchist blow up bridge. Bridge not fall down. No partial credit.

But you do get 20 years.

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 01, 2012 11:07 PM (RJOgX)

238 I live near DC. The local news consists of: Shooting, shooting, car jacking, rape, robbery, flash mob.Posted by: Dagny

You had us at 'jacking.'

Posted by: AoSHQ morons at May 01, 2012 11:08 PM (ebPtk)

239 209 So...shouldn't the revelation that George Zimmerman had injuries on both the front and back of his head have been the end of charges against him? That means one of two things:1) Trayvon attacked him from behind initially and then continued attacking him.2) Trayvon knocked him to the ground, got on top of him, and kept beating him. GZ's statements and the witnesses confirm #2 of course. But in either case, GZ had every right to defend himself.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2012 10:56 PM (3aXbg)



...And all that goes without mentioning that allegedly the police recovered GZ's gun with an empty casing in the barrel, implying the gun was unable to cycle normally, in which case (under normal conditions) the empty would have been ejected and a fresh round inserted. This implies that something was going on that prevented cycling. In an instance where this occurs, the most likely cause is some kind of pressure on the slide, such as the shootee grasping the weapon. It will be interesting to find out what kind of fingerprints were found on the weapon after it was taken into evidence, if any were recoverable.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2012 11:08 PM (ND9u8)

240
Jim Treacher has more on the OccuBombers

http://tinyurl.com/86z9w6n



Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2012 10:57 PM (Y+DPZ)


From the pictures he has of them you could not find douchier looking douches if you tried.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2012 11:09 PM (vGH39)

241
Evening everyone. I'm planning to head up to Seattle on Saturday. Any morons interested in grabbing a beer sometime between then and Tuesday night


Alex, where in Seattle are you staying? What are you doing up here?

Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:09 PM (vJ9tV)

242 >>>Anyone watched The Weather Channel recently?

Not since Christina Abernathy's been gone.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 11:09 PM (xLnT0)

243
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2012 11:08 PM (ND9u

Where did you read/hear this? I must have missed it.

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 01, 2012 11:10 PM (3jGS1)

244 OK, I'm out. Gotta get up early and keep looking for a job (thanks, Barack!)

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2012 11:10 PM (JMmQ9)

245 Don't the occupiers know that the homeless live under bridges?

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2012 11:10 PM (ApH8j)

246 Re: under rated bloggers.

I always look forward to reading Gavin McInnes on Taki's.
Magazine.

http://takimag.com/#axzz1tg5W87mu

GM used to take pics of hot chicks on Street Carnage but has given it up for writing. I think it is a better way.

He is rough around the edges but he seems to be developing as a writer. Don't really think he is a blogger, but that is my vote.

Posted by: sTevo at May 01, 2012 11:10 PM (VMcEw)

247 Fortunately, we on the Right still have the brave vanguard at National Review.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 11:07 PM (QTHTd)




I really like NRo, the have a few Big Government types.

but a kick you in the balls type of conservative they are not.

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 11:12 PM (AZ8Mb)

248 Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at May 01, 2012 11:04 PM (0d0K7)

Right you are, the City of God, supposedly (just read about a "pole contest" which will be occurring in two days). There's one other 'ron around here who lives in the better part of town, so I understand. I dunno where Vic is exactly.

An election season meet-up would be swell!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 11:13 PM (RvlzX)

249 Protein Wisdom.

It's "eclectic." Often incredibly perceptive. Kind of psuedo-libertarian mostly conservative intellectual thingy.

I don't comment there anymore, but I used to. Check in from time to time.

A lot of people dropped off both there and at Patterico's over a particularly nasty blogwar.

Whatever else you may think of him (and who doesn't), JG is very smart. He'd also be a natural moron if it wasn't for all the blogwar side-issues.

But then, people just *LOVE* to factionalize, it's in the handbook they never sent me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:16 PM (bxiXv)

250 ""I still have a functioning Sega Genesis""


Sub Terrania was a cool game on that system.

Posted by: Berserker at May 01, 2012 11:16 PM (FMbng)

251 Too late for me to participate, BUT

The bomber pics are hilarious

AND

Miss May looks like an early Vargas work. Was it by him or did he later copy from his betters?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at May 01, 2012 11:16 PM (7+pP9)

252
Alex, where in Seattle are you staying? What are you doing up here?


No idea, yet. I'm planning to visit a friend who lives up there and then take in some of the city. Maybe try to go dancing and such.

Posted by: Alex at May 01, 2012 11:16 PM (zSobX)

253 Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 10:59 PM (QTHTd) ////Hi neighbor (Grand Co). You preach well to my choir. I left the GOP in 2007 when I finally realized, (1)the party was not interested in the pain required toapproachfiscal sanity. (2)Moderates are in charge of the party, which is to be expected since theyhave thenumbers.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 01, 2012 11:16 PM (Usk3+)

254 OK, I've had enough of the formatting. Back to lurking.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 01, 2012 11:19 PM (Usk3+)

255 You guys do know two of those Occubomber picture are fake, right? The one with the black eye, and the one of Simon Pegg.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:19 PM (bxiXv)

256 Ah yes, the Sega Genesis. I remember the first games I played on it - Sonic the Hedgehog and Batman Returns. The latter actually had nudity in it, of which I only noticed after playing it again much, much later after I had first procured Batman Returns.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 11:19 PM (RvlzX)

257 Good night all!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 01, 2012 11:20 PM (DGIjM)

258 Good Lord I hate video. Don't get me wrong, I'll click occasionaly if it looks funny or if super hot chicks are bouncing, but if I really want info, give me text. I'm a reader. It's what the internet was made for.

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:20 PM (66pgZ)

259 Jeff G is brilliant, but also thin-skinned and (in his online interactions) arrogant. That last turned off his site long ago. I suspect that personally he is not arrogant, but insecure.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 11:20 PM (QTHTd)

260 As for Patterico, I've never liked his online persona.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 11:21 PM (QTHTd)

261 Favorite underrated blogger: Jammie Wearing Fool

Posted by: Watson at May 01, 2012 11:21 PM (OuNnD)

262 When I was on my way home from London March 18 (wow, that was more than a month ago), I read about Benzion ("son of Zion") in the Economist. Wow, sad to see he died, but he accomplished more for humanity than every Palestinian put together, period. I hope this doesn't mean he passed on just in time to witness the loss of Israel. Mazel tov Benzion.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2012 11:23 PM (7eSwX)

263 Here's a fun fact from the NYT: Cuba is the capital of "girl power" *barf*:

http://tinyurl.com/7wmegbx

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 11:24 PM (RvlzX)

264 My favourite underrated blogger: Foseti. But then, he admitted that he self-sabotages his blog.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 11:24 PM (QTHTd)

265 rFactor in 3d is so gud

Posted by: The Dude at May 01, 2012 11:24 PM (M8yfa)

266 Hah: i had the Sega channel.

It was there when I moved in.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 01, 2012 11:25 PM (xLnT0)

267 The occupy guy wearing the stolen toupe should be the poster boy of Own Wall Street.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 01, 2012 11:25 PM (UpwlP)

268 Seeing as how almost all bloggers are overrated it's hard to think of my favorite underrated blogger.

It's particularly hard since the most most underrated blogger is most assuredly unknown to everyone.

Posted by: runninrebel at May 01, 2012 11:25 PM (N/1Dm)

269 258 Good Lord I hate video. Don't get me wrong, I'll click occasionaly if it looks funny or if super hot chicks are bouncing, but if I really want info, give me text. I'm a reader. It's what the internet was made for.
Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:20 PM (66pgZ)


I will watch funny videos for hours. I watch movies.

I don't want to watch political commentary, I want to read it, to skim it, and to be able to search it for keywords.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:25 PM (bxiXv)

270
Good evening, good people. Fun time today exercising the Toy. Can't wait until one of the local strips has a test and tune day. I think the last tweak may have gotten it into the 12 second range.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 01, 2012 11:26 PM (SAMxH)

271 Where did you read/hear this? I must have missed it.
Posted by: Hedgehog at May 01, 2012 11:10 PM (3jGS1)



That part of the story isentirely unsourced and unverified, at least as far as I know, and I repeated it without saying so, which was my fault. It's shown up on some 2A and gunblogger sites, along with identification of the weapon as a Kel-Tec PF-9. Take it with a grain of salt, and then another handful of the same salt.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2012 11:28 PM (ND9u8)

272 re: bloggage
Maggie's Farm

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2012 11:29 PM (BjyeS)

273 But then, he admitted that he self-sabotages his blog.
He uses an outdated platform? (Often covered in Ewok fur clumps?)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2012 11:29 PM (nU/dt)

274
No idea, yet. I'm planning to visit a friend who lives up there and then take in some of the city. Maybe try to go dancing and such.

Fun!
So Editor, Mrs. Editor, Baby Editor and Mr. Rn and I are planning to go to lunch on Sunday after church (so around 12:45ish?) You are more than welcome to join us. Not sure where we are going yet. I just texted Paranoid Girl, but I haven't heard back from her.

Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:29 PM (vJ9tV)

275 So Pres. Romney invites all the living former presidents over to the White House. He has a refreshing glass of lemonade with the Bushes and Billy Jeff, and they all get along. Jimmah and the O are off on their own grousing about everything. How else would it turn out?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2012 11:30 PM (7eSwX)

276 Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 01, 2012 11:20 PM (QTHTd)

I think it's less thin-skinned than that he overreacts. He goes to 11 in about 2 seconds.

Mind you, he and his family have been threatened, he's had a large number of lies told about him and false charges, and I think he lost a job somewhere along there.

So I get the overreacting thing. He was a lot more lighthearted in the old days, before any of that came down. Now, more the cynic.

I don't even look at Pat's now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:31 PM (bxiXv)

277
Wow, it's dead here! The first time I've been on the ONT forever, and I killed it!

Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:33 PM (vJ9tV)

278 205, the future is smoothbores.

Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2012 11:33 PM (JjNG+)

279
258 Good Lord I hate video. Don't get me wrong, I'll click occasionaly if it looks funny or if super hot chicks are bouncing, but if I really want info, give me text. I'm a reader. It's what the internet was made for.
Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:20 PM (66pgZ)

I will watch funny videos for hours. I watch movies.

I don't want to watch political commentary, I want to read it, to skim it, and to be able to search it for keywords.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:25 PM (bxiXv)Don't get me wrong, I watch plenty of tv and movies and videos. But, when I want info, I want it written. Give me something to think about, not just an image and audio summarizing things.

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:33 PM (66pgZ)

280 Oh, another underrated blogger: Dr. Sanity. Not very frequent, long reads and sometimes takes extended breaks, but very, very good.

This was a great blog topic, Maet! Send people to look at other blogs!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:34 PM (bxiXv)

281 Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:33 PM (vJ9tV)

I think SE's Cupps took it out of the guys well before the ONT even got going...

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2012 11:34 PM (BjyeS)

282 277, they are all looking for your pics over on yahoo

Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2012 11:34 PM (JjNG+)

283 278 205, the future is smoothbores.
Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2012 11:33 PM (JjNG+)


not here Bro, I'm a rifle guy

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 11:34 PM (AZ8Mb)

284 278 205, the future is smoothbores.

If you've played any RFG, the future is melee combat with swords, boat anchors, and magic volleyballs.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 11:35 PM (RvlzX)

285 The one with the black eye, and the one of Simon Pegg.

Posted by: Merovign


Gavrilo Princip.

The twins is some inbred meme photoshop floating on the internets since forever.

Posted by: AoSHQ morons at May 01, 2012 11:35 PM (ebPtk)

286 Sometimes I regret being a Texan. It's a target poor environment. I'd have to go to Austin to help thin the hippy population, and I'd be racing against thousands of other motivated, well armed enthusiasts. Seattle is almost as far away as El Paso.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at May 01, 2012 11:36 PM (mxnUd)

287 Speaking of other blogs - what happened to Curry's Closing Velocity

Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2012 11:36 PM (JjNG+)

288 Hey Kratos, just think, multiplayer in God Of War can do for the series what multiplayer did for Mass Effect 3!

Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2012 11:36 PM (GULKT)

289
I think SE's Cupps took it out of the guys well before the ONT even got going

This was a great blog topic, Maet! Send people to look at other blogs!

Oh good, and I thought it was me.

Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:36 PM (vJ9tV)

290
277, they are all looking for your pics over on yahoo

Ha! I can say with certitude that I do not look anything like the guys who were going to blow up that bridge...

Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:38 PM (vJ9tV)

291 My wife and I are heading to the Niagra area for a balloon rally at the end of July. Any Morons up that way? I could use some crew and a ride could be in it for you.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2012 11:39 PM (JKNDp)

292 I used to read a lot of blogs but stopped after the '08 election i was so bummed out, can't even remember the ones i used to read, just stick with the biggies these days.

Posted by: booger at May 01, 2012 11:40 PM (HI6wa)

293 Didn't have time to read all the comments, but FrankJ at iamo.us is frequently pretty funny, and while there's a really long back-story, pacoenterprises.blogspot.com fits some tastes.

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at May 01, 2012 11:40 PM (290l2)

294 hmm remembering Firme being a better album, nostalgia broken :/

Posted by: The Dude at May 01, 2012 11:41 PM (M8yfa)

295 Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2012 11:36 PM (GULKT)

lol. Yes, multiplayer for a hack-and-slash game with one main character. That's not even enough to put the series on life-support, but enough GoW fan-boys will buy it to probably give the developers a modest return for what will be a game comprised of discarded levels from other GoW games.

I can't tell you how underwhelmed I am about GoW:Ascention, and that sentiment is coming from the guy who geeked out about GoW3 for about a year. Ugh. They should have just ended it with GoW3 or with Ghost of Sparta at the latest.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 11:42 PM (RvlzX)

296 NDH - did you read "Ranking the Last Decade's Major Superheroes In Terms of Pure Masculinity"? By God, I've literally not seen so many poofs lined up at a Lower Downtown Denver gay bar. The only real man in that bunch is Hugh Jackman.


****

Rowles seem somewhat confused about what constitutes "masculinity/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2012 11:42 PM (piMMO)

297 Dr. Sanity also mentions Belmont Club, now over at PJ Media.

Had some huge scoops that one, and some fairly deep discussion. General topics but a focus on diplomacy / international relations, which was where the big scoops have mostly been.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:42 PM (bxiXv)

298 205, the future is smoothbores.Posted by: Jean at May 01, 2012 11:33 PM (JjNG+) We'll all end up with longbows if the government has its way. Crossbow are for pussies :-)

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:43 PM (66pgZ)

299 284 Kratos
If you've played any RFG, the future is melee combat with swords, boat anchors, and magic volleyballs.

What, no longbows?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 01, 2012 11:43 PM (17abx)

300 293 Didn't have time to read all the comments, but FrankJ at iamo.us is frequently pretty funny,
Posted by: JorgXMcKie at May 01, 2012 11:40 PM (290l2)


For those who can't find it, it's IMAO.us .

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:44 PM (bxiXv)

301 What, no longbows?


We're the most tecnical society in the world and everyone is planning on 1000 year old technology?



I'm looking into 3 gun as a game. At least when the crash happens or Obumbles hits his 3rd Reich meme, I'll be ready for it all





Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 11:46 PM (AZ8Mb)

302 Alex, if you are still here, and you are interested,PGIS is in! She meant to email you, but she and her kid have been sick. Since she has your email address, we can figure out a way to get a hold of you and let you know where and when we are going out to eat.

Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:47 PM (vJ9tV)

303 When I was really sick again last year, I read back through pretty much the entire IMAO history.

I am not 100% sure of this, but I think one of our regulars is an integral figure there. Won't "out" them but if so, I hope they found that rare Enya CD we were talking about, and if they never did, I could send them one.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:47 PM (bxiXv)

304
Best strictly writing blog is probably City Journal.


Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at May 01, 2012 11:48 PM (7+pP9)

305 peanut butter mm's and coors light. quite delish. Anybody here?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 01, 2012 11:48 PM (fHyXI)

306 Staringattheview blog...That cat has Mo, Islam and the jihadis down cold, and he does nice little takedowns of their TV appearances...like Solzhenitsyn did to Lenin and the Bolsheviks in the Gulag Arch.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 01, 2012 11:49 PM (1X/a4)

307 btw - good to see you around runningrn

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2012 11:49 PM (BjyeS)

308 Oh, btw: "Mister, we could uuuuse a man like Ze'ev Jabotsinky agaaaaaiin...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 01, 2012 11:50 PM (1X/a4)

309 301 jake

We're the most tecnical society in the world and everyone is planning on 1000 year old technology?

I'm looking into 3 gun as a game. At least when the crash happens or Obumbles hits his 3rd Reich meme, I'll be ready for it all
The problem is that more than a few organizations want to ban guns. Having a backup makes sense, having several is better. And there's a running "longbow" gag here, too ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 01, 2012 11:52 PM (17abx)

310 Under rated, Velociworld. Great blog...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 01, 2012 11:52 PM (rfW8H)

311 I dont know if weazel zippers is considered a big or small blog, but its a favorite.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 01, 2012 11:53 PM (fHyXI)

312 Hi, Lou! I be here.

Your fare tonight sounds great! I'm drinking Miller Lite and eating the last little bit of my choc Easter bunny.

Posted by: Theresa at May 01, 2012 11:53 PM (Cf5RM)

313
btw - good to see you around runningrn

Thanks, you too, Garrett!
How are you? Any good new recipes?

Posted by: runningrn at May 01, 2012 11:53 PM (vJ9tV)

314 John Lovitz is rocking Twitter.

Lefty Twitter Asshole: "all I got from that was. Blah blah I'm a filthy Jew and I want to be even more stingy filthy Jew rich.”

Lovitz: "I believe you!"


I added the exclamation point to Lovitz' response, because I'm picturing all of his tweets as coming from his "Pompous Actor" character on SNL.

Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2012 11:53 PM (2IW5Q)

315
I think SE's Cupps took it out of the guys well before the ONT even got going...
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2012 11:34 PM (BjyeS)

I am pretty sure the way to phrase it is the guys took it out of se cupps hide earlier - I think she took a beating.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2012 11:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

316 312 Hi, Lou! I be here.Your fare tonight sounds great! I'm drinking Miller Lite and eating the last little bit of my choc Easter bunny.
Posted by: Theresa at May 01, 2012 11:53 PM (Cf5RM)

Girl, what is up with us and beer drinking/candy eating?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 01, 2012 11:54 PM (fHyXI)

317 The problem is that more than a few organizations want to ban guns. Having a backup makes sense, having several is better. And there's a running "longbow" gag here, too ...
Posted by: Arbalest at May 01, 2012 11:52 PM (17abx)


All the organizations that want to ban guns don't have any guns of their own. They need police of military to step in and 'force' the ban.

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2012 11:55 PM (AZ8Mb)

318 Posted by: I believe at May 01, 2012 11:55 PM (x8I6f)

Nietzsche is dead.

Posted by: God at May 01, 2012 11:56 PM (RvlzX)

319 Girl, what is up with us and beer drinking/candy eating?

Posted by: lous a girl


Beer and chocolate, my ultimate comfort food and drink!

Posted by: Theresa at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (Cf5RM)

320 Picked up a 12 pack for tonight's festivities, and this new Miller Lite Punch Top can is a stunningly dumb idea that may end up being mentioned with New Coke in disastrous marketing decisions.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (MwTP4)

321 The troll-fu is quick tonite .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (npr0X)

322
I think SE's Cupps took it out of the guys well before the ONT even got going...
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2012 11:34 PM (BjyeS)

I am pretty sure the way to phrase it is the guys took it out of se cupps hide earlier - I think she took a beating.

I think "beating" is rather harsh. It was more like a spanking. Yes, a good hard spanking. On firm but supple buttocks. Yes. Oh, I better go now. Sorry. :-)

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (66pgZ)

323 Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2012 11:53 PM (2IW5Q)

Scratch a leftist, find an anti-Semite!

The really funny thing is, the lefty asshole is angry at Lovitz because Lovitz wants *other* people to be *more* prosperous, from the sound of it.

Which, from a leftist "point of view," makes perfect sense. They want everyone to be poor and miserable.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2012 11:58 PM (bxiXv)

324 320 Picked up a 12 pack for tonight's festivities, and this new Miller Lite Punch Top can is a stunningly dumb idea that may end up being mentioned with New Coke in disastrous marketing decisions.
Posted by: cm9000 at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (MwTP4)

Funny hubby and I talked about it earlier, and any can can be punch topped. People have been doing it for years to chug beers.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:00 AM (fHyXI)

325 323
The really funny thing is, the lefty asshole is angry at Lovitz
because Lovitz wants *other* people to be *more* prosperous, from the
sound of it.



Not to mention, the distinctive definition they have of "stingy." Apparently it means "reluctant to feed more than half of one's income to the insatiable maw of Big Government."

Posted by: Splunge at May 02, 2012 12:01 AM (2IW5Q)

326 I think "beating" is rather harsh. It was more like a spanking. Yes, a good hard spanking. On firm but supple buttocks. Yes. Oh, I better go now. Sorry. :-)
Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (66pgZ)

either way it left a mark. she is going to have to come up with something a little more interesting than sinage and a naughty librarian look if she wants to remain in the game.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:01 AM (Z9EHQ)

327
Doug Ross, AKA Director Blue -- when he writes -- does some great stuff.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at May 02, 2012 12:01 AM (7+pP9)

328 Funny hubby and I talked about it earlier, and any can can be punch topped. People have been doing it for years to chug beers.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:00 AM (fHyXI)


But the correct method is to punch a hole near the bottom of the can, and then pop the tab open to chug a beer.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2012 12:03 AM (GULKT)

329
DOG IS DEAD!!!!ELEVENTY!!!

Posted by: Lolo Sotero at May 02, 2012 12:03 AM (vJ9tV)

330 Good evening Moron Nation. Was it fail or EPIC FAIL for the Occutards today? Gonna read a little news and the comments, brb

Posted by: zeera at May 02, 2012 12:04 AM (XtxRN)

331 But the correct method is to punch a hole near the bottom of the can, and then pop the tab open to chug a beer.
Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2012 12:03 AM (GULKT)

Hubby called it shotgun. Never tried it myself.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:04 AM (fHyXI)

332 Heh, Garrett, what a hash! I'd seen someone mention someone's unique hash here on an earlier thread, and now I know whose it was!

Posted by: Theresa at May 02, 2012 12:04 AM (Cf5RM)

333 Hubby called it shotgun. Never tried it myself.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:04 AM (fHyXI)


Precisely. To be done when competing against someone else.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2012 12:05 AM (GULKT)

334 305
peanut butter mm's and coors light. quite delish. Anybody here?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 01, 2012 11:48 PM (fHyXI)

You had me at "peanut butter".

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at May 02, 2012 12:06 AM (1grxW)

335 Why do people hate jooos?

They prove the bible is real, and that really pisses off liberals, some of which are Jews and have no clue.

Why do Christians support Israel? Same story. The bible.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 02, 2012 12:07 AM (hXJOG)

336 peanut butter mm's and coors light. quite delish. Anybody here?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 01, 2012 11:48 PM (fHyXI)

You had me at "peanut butter".
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at May 02, 2012 12:06 AM (1grxW)

y'all are combining shotgunning and peanut butter mm's on the same thread, I do the same thing on halloween; best way to distribute candy to trick or treaters ever, really.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:07 AM (Z9EHQ)

337 Not to mention, the distinctive definition they have of "stingy." Apparently it means "reluctant to feed more than half of one's income to the insatiable maw of Big Government."
Posted by: Splunge at May 02, 2012 12:01 AM (2IW5Q)


That's the standard leftist's definition of the word "greed," greed to a leftist is not wanting to let them take YOUR stuff for THEIR purposes.

It's a spoiled child or neighborhood bully's definition.

They think they have a Gaia-given right to make you their slave, and you are a villain for not slipping on the chains quietly.

*NO ONE* should ever cooperate with them on this, I am horrified by the weak politicians on "our" side.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 12:07 AM (bxiXv)

338 So Pres. Romney invites all the living former presidents over to the White House. He has a refreshing glass of lemonade with the Bushes and Billy Jeff, and they all get along. Jimmah and the O are off on their own grousing about everything. How else would it turn out?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2012 11:30 PM (7eSwX)
-----
How else you ask? OK. How about this, all the former presidents meet for a photo op, and Barky attends via television from either the Federal Prison in Colorado, of from exile in his home town of Kenya, Kenya.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 12:08 AM (UpwlP)

339 330
Was it fail or EPIC FAIL for the Occutards today? Gonna read a little news and the comments, brb


I think EPIC FAIL is a good fit. Disrupting commuters (why you would want to do that, if you claim to be of the 99%, most of whom have to get to work, I have no idea)? FAIL. Large demonstrations? MAJOR FAIL. Five Occutards arrested for planning terroristic activities? EPIC FAIL.

The closest thing they have to what they think of as success is the usual black-masked anarchist assholes breaking bank and Starbucks windows in Seattle, and the only suspense being the question of whether those were locals, or commuters from Anarchist Central, aka Portland. Why they would think of that as a success is best left between them and the DSM-IV.

Posted by: Splunge at May 02, 2012 12:08 AM (2IW5Q)

340
Posted by: cm9000 at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (MwTP4)

if it wasn't for the fact that it's Miller Light, it's great for binge drinking

Posted by: The Dude at May 02, 2012 12:08 AM (M8yfa)

341 322

I think SE's Cupps took it out of the guys well before the ONT even got going...
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2012 11:34 PM (BjyeS)

I am pretty sure the way to phrase it is the guys took it out of se cupps hide earlier - I think she took a beating.

I
think "beating" is rather harsh. It was more like a spanking. Yes, a
good hard spanking. On firm but supple buttocks. Yes. Oh, I better go
now. Sorry. :-)

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (66pgZ)

I don't think the buttocks were what was being spanked, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 02, 2012 12:08 AM (1grxW)

342 I ate at Katz deli, I got to be at least 1/32 joo. For what that sandwich cost?

Posted by: Elizbeth Warenberg at May 02, 2012 12:09 AM (hXJOG)

343 So Pres. Romney invites all the living former presidents over to the White House. He has a refreshing glass of lemonade with the Bushes and Billy Jeff, and they all get along. Jimmah and the O are off on their own grousing about everything. How else would it turn out?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2012 11:30 PM (7eSwX)
-----
How else you ask? OK. How about this, all the former presidents meet for a photo op, and Barky attends via television from either the Federal Prison in Colorado, of from exile in his home town of Kenya, Kenya.
Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 12:08 AM (UpwlP)

I think you are failing to realize that while we are not the onese we have been waiting for, obama is the one carter has been waiting for. I hear he is beyond giddy, singing and dancing all day every day. "we're movin' on up roslyn."

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

344 Stand up Elizabeth and take off that damn yamaka, your a fucking injun.

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe at May 02, 2012 12:11 AM (hXJOG)

345 I
think "beating" is rather harsh. It was more like a spanking. Yes, a
good hard spanking. On firm but supple buttocks. Yes. Oh, I better go
now. Sorry. :-)

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 01, 2012 11:57 PM (66pgZ)

I don't think the buttocks were what was being spanked, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: MrCaniac at May 02, 2012 12:08 AM (1grxW)

she would be a lousy lay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:11 AM (Z9EHQ)

346
That probably won't happen. More than likely, the Cenobites will suddenly appear out of thin-air and transport me to my own personal Hell replete the cacophonous lyrics with Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber on an eternal loops.

btw, thanks for the kudos.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2012 11:00 PM (RvlzX)






Reminds me of a favorite Far Side cartoon.

St Peter: Welcome to Heaven, here's your harp.

Satan: Welcome to Hell, here's your accordian.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2012 12:11 AM (Rhie+)

347 Billy Clinton is also am Obama friend (can't leave him out)

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:12 AM (lkdo/)

348 Dam Nixon started the EPA. Even Bush I and II (liberal republicans) expanded environmental regulations. Reagan even kept the EPA alive.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:15 AM (lkdo/)

349 337
*NO ONE* should ever cooperate with them on this,


Of course.

I am horrified by the weak politicians on "our" side.

Sometimes, I am. Other times, I am not. We have some strong pillars. Paul Ryan, patiently and persistently making his policy-geek points with his unanswerable numbers. Chris Christie, not the perfect conservative, but unmistakably a fighter. Allen West, a man who sees clearly and always stands up for what is right. Jim DeMint, who works steadily in the background to make common sense triumph. In some sense, I feel that these four do a great job of covering four distinct philosophical bases.

Seems like a better crop than we had in the "Bob Dole is our nominee" days, to me. More focus.

And what do our opponents have? Not much, from where I sit. One putative God, whose feet display their clay at pretty much every appearance now. I cannot be the only one who saw Obama "saluting" in Afghanistan today, and was reminded of Mikey Dukakis in a tank.

Posted by: Splunge at May 02, 2012 12:15 AM (2IW5Q)

350 You had me at "peanut butter".
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at May 02, 2012 12:06 AM (1grxW)

I love peanut butter, getting damn expensive, thanks obama.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:15 AM (fHyXI)

351 Oh here's a blog the morons may not know about, Angry White Dude - http://angrywhitedude.com/ Don't let the name scare you off, it's funny not racist, found him on teh twitter a while back.

Posted by: booger at May 02, 2012 12:15 AM (HI6wa)

352 I liked the article about how HW Bush and Clinton both hate Carter.

It made me LOL. I know several Libs who still adore Carter, probably because he's a drooling, festering anti-Semite.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 12:16 AM (bxiXv)

353 Posted by: Splunge at May 02, 2012 12:15 AM (2IW5Q)
Dont forget Issa, hes trying without much help from any of the other repub pussies.
And Inhofe, hes a fighter.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:17 AM (fHyXI)

354 So are there no Morons in the Niagra area or is everyone avoiding me. Probably the latter.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 02, 2012 12:18 AM (JKNDp)

355 Was it fail or EPIC FAIL for the Occutards today?
-------------------

Here's what I got trolling Kos. And mind you, this is the FRIENDLY perspective.

- windows smashed in Seattle

- guy in San Francisco on a rooftop dropping bricks and pipes on people's heads, apparently hit a cop and another occupier

- ATM smashed and buildings spray-painted in New Orleans

- teargassed in Oakland

And what is their reaction to this violence and crime? "Not helpful." "It's O'Keeffe's plants."

Other Kos Kidz lament:

I find it pathetic that Daily Kos did not do any major stories on this historical day.

AND:

According to Alex Bennett, the 'liberal' radio host on XM radio, only three people attended this demonstration.


Under. The. Bus.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 02, 2012 12:20 AM (7I4GE)

356 354 So are there no Morons in the Niagra area or is everyone avoiding me. Probably the latter.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 02, 2012 12:18 AM (JKNDp)
Sorry, not in that area, but if anyone ever comes to Vegas, I am in. I know some small bars that are cheap and pretty damn fun.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:20 AM (fHyXI)

357 Uh oh. 4th Bud Light Platinum so far. I'll be banned by the morning, and changing my modem's MAC address to get back in.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 12:21 AM (UpwlP)

358 How are you? Any good new recipes?

Still upright and eating solids.
I've finally dusted off the old ice cream maker...also been making a lot of quiches and pies (savory).
Going to try and get out and pick some morels later this week...thinking about making some tasty venison and mushroom dishes this weekend. Also thinking about making some pasties (sp?).

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:22 AM (BjyeS)

359 Vegas, I am in. I know some small bars that are cheap and pretty damn fun.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:20 AM (fHyXI)

When I am in vegas again I plan to spend my time wandering from strip club to strip club searching for wayward morons. you are more than welcome to come.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

360 Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 02, 2012 12:18 AM (JKNDp)


I'm in Idaho, sorry

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2012 12:23 AM (AZ8Mb)

361 Bud Light Platinum? That's like White Castle Deluxe or Spam Especial!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 02, 2012 12:23 AM (JKNDp)

362 Something tells me yankeefifth truly doesn't care for S.E's Cupps. I sincerely apologize. If that doesn't satisfy, perhaps we could discuss it over longbows at dawn.

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 02, 2012 12:23 AM (66pgZ)

363 Posted by: Splunge at May 02, 2012 12:15 AM (2IW5Q)

Well, I didn't say I was horrified at the strong ones.

Frankly, Christie is a fiscally conservative moderate at *best*. I know the East Coast Crowd sometimes don't get us Westerners (spits into spitoon) and our fascination with things that go bang - IMHO someone who doesn't "get" self-defense doesn't "get" freedom, period, ever. That person will always be an issue, because their core philosophy is different from our founding philosophy.

And you didn't even mention Issa, who despite the glacial pace of certain issues has got a lot done.

But the fact is we *are* in hugely worse shape as a country, both economically and in terms of freedom, and it's been getting worse almost my entire life. The fiscal progress of the Congress in the late 90s has been more than rolled back, and we've lost more territory on rights than we've won (significantly in the last few years).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 12:24 AM (bxiXv)

364 Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:20 AM (fHyXI)

The Double Down Saloon.
That's the only one you need.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:24 AM (BjyeS)

365 Uh oh. 4th Bud Light Platinum so far. I'll be banned by the morning, and changing my modem's MAC address to get back in.
Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 12:21 AM (UpwlP)

ding, dang lightweights....

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2012 12:25 AM (AZ8Mb)

366 she would be a lousy lay.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:11 AM (Z9EHQ)

Methinks you would need lots of mirrors around so she could look at herself.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:26 AM (BjyeS)

367 Something tells me yankeefifth truly doesn't care for S.E's Cupps. I sincerely apologize. If that doesn't satisfy, perhaps we could discuss it over longbows at dawn.
Posted by: Big Zesty at May 02, 2012 12:23 AM (66pgZ)

she decided to shove her mug into my face on a day where I needed something to spank. I had never even thought on the subject of se cupps until the aoshq thread. however, the idea that she might have enough pull to launch a new, completely nonsensical phrase simply by hanging it on her guns is enough to earn my ire for some time. she hadn't a oughta done that today.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:27 AM (Z9EHQ)

368 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 12:24 AM (bxiXv)


Well, the senate has not passed a budget in 3+ years....

We're fukked, run!!

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2012 12:28 AM (AZ8Mb)

369 Methinks you would need lots of mirrors around so she could look at herself.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:26 AM (BjyeS)

oh that in spades. "do not jiggle me around so much I cannot see what face I am making!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:28 AM (Z9EHQ)

370 Good recipe you ask? Pillsbury Grand Dad buiscute things, for starters, baked to utter perfection.
Then a pound of Bov Evans sausage, get rid of grease. Also pour the hot rinse water from the pan over the sausage in a strainer.
Then put the sausage back in the pan with a half stick of butter. Then put about 8 heaping tablespoons of flour and mix it.
Then put a little less than a gallon of mile and put on low, stirring occasionally. Then put on high when it gets real hot and stir constantly till it gets real hot. Then shut off stove.
And that there is perfect biscuts and gravy. Also use tobasco on the finished product and pepper throught the cooking.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 12:28 AM (UpwlP)

371 Best Cities for Women (according to Huff Po)
#1 Nation's capital: Washington DC
#2 San Fran
#3 Boston
New York
(New England is very woman friendly)

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:29 AM (lkdo/)

372 364 Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:20 AM (fHyXI) The Double Down Saloon. That's the only one you need.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:24 AM (BjyeS)
Never been, buthey I love dive bars, they are usually funner. Cannot stand the look at me clubs,waiting to get in,bunch of miserable people paying way to much for crappy drinks. Give me cheap beer, darts and a pool table with a good jukebox/band. Whats not to love

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:30 AM (fHyXI)

373 se cups is heavier than uranium

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:30 AM (Z9EHQ)

374
According to Alex Bennett, the 'liberal' radio host on XM radio, only three people attended this demonstration.


Reminds me of the Coffee Party. I wonder if it was the same three?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 12:30 AM (X3lox)

375 And that there is perfect biscuts and gravy.

I wouldn't call Pilsbury Biscuits perfect...they taste funky.
but your sausage gravy recipe isspot on. Which warrants learning how to make your own biscuits, dammit!

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:31 AM (BjyeS)

376 the Coffee Party.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
-----------------

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten all about that game-changing, politics-transforming, Tea-Party-killing wave of popular protest.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 02, 2012 12:32 AM (7I4GE)

377 Give me cheap beer, darts and a pool table with a good jukebox/band. Whats not to love
Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:30 AM (fHyXI)

It's 'The Happiest Place on Earth'.
The sign over the door says so.
If you like Punk Rock, they have one of the best boxes in the country.


Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:33 AM (BjyeS)

378 I hear you about Congress..out of touch with most americans. 44 Percent of congressman are millionaires. Ave income in USA is 44K according to Fox.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:33 AM (lkdo/)

379 arranged marriages with se cupps ancestors is how they convinced guys to sign up for eunuch duty in the ottoman empire.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:34 AM (Z9EHQ)

380 Zeev Jabotinsky was one tough son of a bitch.
He was Menachem Begin's hero.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2012 12:34 AM (8kWKd)

381 It's 'The Happiest Place on Earth'. The sign over the door says so. If you like Punk Rock, they have one of the best boxes in the country.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:33 AM (BjyeS)

Will have to go, drag my hubby, bil sil and cab it home.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:34 AM (fHyXI)

382 And then we had the No-Labels asshats. Guess what their motto appears (or I should say appeared, as they don't appear to exist anymore) to be?

Not Left. Not Right. Forward.

Posted by: Theresa at May 02, 2012 12:35 AM (Cf5RM)

383 If you awake every morning with the thought that something wonderful will happen in your life today, you’ll often find that you’re right.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:35 AM (lkdo/)

384 she decided to shove her mug into my face on a day where I needed something to spank. I had never even thought on the subject of se cupps until the aoshq thread. however, the idea that she might have enough pull to launch a new, completely nonsensical phrase simply by hanging it on her guns is enough to earn my ire for some time. she hadn't a oughta done that today.Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:27 AM (Z9EHQ)

Fair enough. The only time I think about her is when her cups are shoved in my face. I don't mind though. It's pleasant enough and I can't hear her that way.

Posted by: Big Zesty at May 02, 2012 12:35 AM (66pgZ)

385 Dont forget Issa, hes trying without much help from any of the other repub pussies.

And Inhofe, hes a fighter.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:17 AM (fHyXI)


Issa isn'ta.

Inhofe is great. Of course, the backbone of sane defense of America on the Hill has rested, essentially, with DeMint, Inhofe, and Bachmann for years. Long before the Tea Party was even thought about. And Bunning, before he retired. It was a real shame to see him go. He was important.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 12:35 AM (X3lox)

386 No education is wasted. Drink in as many new experiences as you can.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:35 AM (lkdo/)

387 Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:35 AM (lkdo/)

you a sock or a troll?

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2012 12:35 AM (AZ8Mb)

388 good evening, TJew-

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:36 AM (BjyeS)

389 371
Best Cities for Women (according to Huff Po)

#1 Nation's capital: Washington DC

#2 San Fran

#3 Boston

New York

(New England is very woman friendly)

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:29 AM

Should read as: Cities that SWPL lefty single or divorced women with liberal arts degrees and a good paying job would feel comfy in

Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2012 12:36 AM (Y+DPZ)

390 being a millionaire is not what it once was. I overheard some clown on television selling a course on how to make millions in real estate. he described himself as a self-made real estate millionaire which means what? he owns his own house in a nice neighborhood.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:36 AM (Z9EHQ)

391 Runningrn,

Excellent! Sunday Afternoon it is. I will email PGIS with my contact information.

Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 12:37 AM (zSobX)

392 Bunning was a good man

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:37 AM (lkdo/)

393 he described himself as a self-made real estate millionaire which means what? he owns his own house in a nice neighborhood.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:36 AM (Z9EHQ)


That is going to sting...

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2012 12:37 AM (AZ8Mb)

394 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 12:35 AM (X3lox)
Why not Issa, what dont I know about him?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:38 AM (fHyXI)

395
Still upright and eating solids.

Good to hear!

Jimmah, I am going to have to try that sausage gravy recipe! That sounds yummy!

OK all, Good Night! Sleep Tight! Don't let theChihuahuaA La King Bite (much worse the second time around!)

Posted by: runningrn at May 02, 2012 12:39 AM (vJ9tV)

396 True Kdabear

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:39 AM (lkdo/)

397 388 good evening, TJew-
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:36 AM (BjyeS)
Hi
How's Montana?

Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2012 12:39 AM (8kWKd)

398 There are two kinds of conservatives.


Those who perceive the real nature of the Left.


And those who, in their goodness, can see no evil.


Posted by: cm9000 at May 02, 2012 12:40 AM (MwTP4)

399 As Henry Ford put it, “Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you are right.”

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:40 AM (lkdo/)

400 Don’t be afraid to move out of your comfort zone. Some of your best life experiences and opportunities will transpire only after you dare to lose.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:41 AM (lkdo/)

401 Why not Issa, what dont I know about him?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:38 AM (fHyXI)


He talks a lot but does very little. Perhaps one can argue that it's the structure of the committee. Perhaps. But we have a total out-of-control administration that has been rending the Constitution left and right ... and not in secret, and Issa can't even get the first thing off the ground on any of the many criminal acts the Dog-Eater and his junta have carried out since way back in the 2008 election.

Issa has not impressed me with anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 12:41 AM (X3lox)

402 Don’t dwell on the past or worry about the future for too long. Right now is life. Live it.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:41 AM (lkdo/)

403 And that there is perfect biscuts and gravy. I wouldn't call Pilsbury Biscuits perfect...they taste funky. but your sausage gravy recipe isspot on. Which warrants learning how to make your own biscuits, dammit!
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:31 AM (BjyeS)
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I would love to make my own bread. My latest and only attempt didn't work out. The bread ended up weighing more than lead. I find I only eat bread that I know is a day or two old, and don't trust most bread. I've gotten in arguments over bread with women. Thats howstern I am on bread. LOL, wheres that beer

Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 12:41 AM (UpwlP)

404 115
Darlings . . . how was your day? Can I get anyone a sammich or a cool refreshing beverage?


Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2012 10:34 PM (lJ2es)


Who are you and what have you done with Peaches???

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 12:42 AM (kaalw)

405 Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of good luck.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:43 AM (lkdo/)

406 If you keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll keep getting what you’re getting.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:44 AM (lkdo/)

407 How's Montana?

Still here. You up in NoDak?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:45 AM (BjyeS)

408 Still here. You up in NoDak?
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:45 AM (BjyeS)
Not this week, but generally, yes.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2012 12:46 AM (8kWKd)

409 Issa has not impressed me with anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 12:41 AM (X3lox)
Yeah, maybe he needs to start acting like a christie or aReagan and not give a shit if he is invited to the right parties.
And no i am not saying christie is conservative, but he plays the libs and the media like a drum.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:46 AM (fHyXI)

410 Regardless of the situation, life goes on.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:46 AM (lkdo/)

411 Have they revealed the coroner's report on Trayvon yet? Obviously he died from a bullet wound, but did he have injuries to his face indicating an actual fight? Or only his knuckles indicating he attacked GZ?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2012 12:48 AM (3aXbg)

412 Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 12:41 AM (UpwlP)

Simple, buy the Rhodes frozen bread dough, best ever. Tastes like you made it homemade. Good price and super easy, I swear.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:48 AM (fHyXI)

413 Did you all see this?

http://tinyurl.com/88pf473

It's about how Romney sent condolences to Bibi, but not a word from O. Grrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 02, 2012 12:49 AM (KL49F)

414 Posted by: Jimmahat May 02, 2012 12:41 AM (UpwlP)

Biscuits are a pretty easy adventure. The key to baking is to have a good scale, an idea of your true oven temp (oven therm)and to use recipes that give both volume and weight measuremens.
That said, I rarely bake breads...but biscuits are too damn good not to make yourself.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:49 AM (BjyeS)

415 Liberals are pretty constant. They never change.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:50 AM (lkdo/)

416 biscuits and bread are made in very different ways Jimmuh. And biscuits aren't hard.

Posted by: someone at May 02, 2012 12:51 AM (bqjJT)

417 Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2012 12:46 AM (8kWKd)

One of these days I'm going to make it out there to ride and to buy you a steak...or at least bring some to grill.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 12:51 AM (BjyeS)

418 If it were easy everyone would do it.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 12:53 AM (lkdo/)

419 This cracked me up from another thread today. I'd read it before calling my mom. 258 OH NO HE DINT. HE DID NOT JUST PREEMPT MY WHEEL.
Posted by: Seniors Across America at May 01, 2012 07:31 PM

During the call, she mentioned Obama on TV earlier and that her and dad didn't watch. They were upset because it was during the little bit of time they do watch TV, Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: BishopWash at May 02, 2012 12:53 AM (liT8W)

420 I have a feeling that the whole zimmerman thing is a show being put on by a bunch of cowards afraid that the locals will run wild. I have no difficulty believing they would screw zimmerman if they could but I think he has received enough attention from the sane side of the population that all they are going to do is let this play on until everyone forgets and then drop everything.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:53 AM (Z9EHQ)

421 Which, from a leftist "point of view," makes perfect sense. They want everyone to be poor and miserable.
***
Actually, that would be everyone else. I deserve to be rich dammit. I read Sarte!

Posted by: Some Liberal at May 02, 2012 12:56 AM (3aXbg)

422 Someone trying to make top comments?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 02, 2012 12:57 AM (yLt8z)

423 SCOAMF just can't be bothered with anything that doesn't put him in a better light or anything that won't have a positive effect on his re-election effort. Condolences to Bibi on his father's passing? He wouldn't want to do that and make it public even if he did do so, it might upset his Jewish voters who don't give a shit about Israel.

I'm just looking forward to the day when I can actually watch a presidential news conference or a SOTU again and not risk fracturing my hand bones frantically looking for and clicking my remote to change the channel.

Posted by: Theresa at May 02, 2012 12:57 AM (Cf5RM)

424 I hate kobe, such a whining bitch, ya just know hes a f'n liberal.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:57 AM (fHyXI)

425 422 Someone trying to make top comments?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 02, 2012 12:57 AM (yLt8z)


No it's the return of uhPd1.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2012 12:58 AM (+B3Nr)

426 When I am in vegas again I plan to spend my time wandering from strip club to strip club searching for wayward morons.

Wayard? I thought that was the natural habitat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2012 12:58 AM (xKC/c)

427 389

Good cities to make a killing with easy lays if you're a real man.

Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 12:58 AM (zSobX)

428
I have a feeling that the whole zimmerman thing is a show being put on
by a bunch of cowards afraid that the locals will run wild. I have no
difficulty believing they would screw zimmerman if they could but I
think he has received enough attention from the sane side of the
population that all they are going to do is let this play on until
everyone forgets and then drop everything.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 12:53 AM (Z9EHQ)

Yeah, I think the Zimmerman saga is destined to end with a whimper not a bang.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 02, 2012 12:59 AM (MwTP4)

429 425 422 Someone trying to make top comments?Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 02, 2012 12:57 AM (yLt8z)No it's the return of uhPd1.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2012 12:58 AM (+B3Nr)

The unknown poet?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:59 AM (fHyXI)

430 Ah.... I knew it wasn't right....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 02, 2012 01:01 AM (yLt8z)

431
Seems like a better crop than we had in the "Bob Dole is our nominee" days, to me. More focus.

I'm not so sure about that.

The mid-90s conservatives reformed welfare and went to the mat on spending (and lost). They also investigated Clinton for his criminal wrong doing and impeached him probably costing Gore the 2000 election...

The current crop have yet to do anything of note. This isn't to say I don't like West, Ryan, or DeMint...but we aren't getting results.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2012 01:02 AM (3aXbg)

432 409 Issa has not impressed me with anything. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2012 12:41 AM (X3lox) Yeah, maybe he needs to start acting like a christie or aReagan and not give a shit if he is invited to the right parties. And no i am not saying christie is conservative, but he plays the libs and the media like a drum.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 12:46 AM (fHyXI)
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He's impressed me with everything. The California initiative to award electoral votes based on popular vote first impressed me, although it failed.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 02, 2012 01:05 AM (UpwlP)

433 woof

Posted by: fluffy at May 02, 2012 01:05 AM (z9HTb)

434 The fiscal progress of the Congress in the late 90s has been more than
rolled back, and we've lost more territory on rights than we've won
(significantly in the last few years).
****
Yep. We've gone from $1.8T in 2000 to $3.8T in 2013.

And the Republicans came up with...$50M in "cuts" last go around?

Hell, cutting the budget literally in half won't even get us down to the bloated level of government we had when Clinton left office.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2012 01:06 AM (3aXbg)

435 431 Seems like a better crop than we had in the "Bob Dole is our nominee" days, to me. More focus.I'm not so sure about that. The mid-90s conservatives reformed welfare and went to the mat on spending (and lost). They also investigated Clinton for his criminal wrong doing and impeached him probably costing Gore the 2000 election...The current crop have yet to do anything of note. This isn't to say I don't like West, Ryan, or DeMint...but we aren't getting results.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2012 01:02 AM (3aXbg)

Yep the contract with America was a good bunch, except scarbourough, scarburr, or however you spell histurncoat ass name.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:07 AM (fHyXI)

436 Did see a good poll out of Nv. Heller 55, berkely 40. Guess 5% undecided..

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:11 AM (fHyXI)

437 Clinton just said that the total worth of the USA (all real estate, resources etc) is approx 60 trillion. So the debt isnt a big problem according to Clinton.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 01:12 AM (lkdo/)

438 For underrated blogs, there's Rachel Lucas (websearch it). She's back actually blogging again, with lovely text and images. Reminds me a lot of S Weasel, for that matter.

Lucas quit blogging for a while, then returned very briefly last year. Instapundit noted that return, but hasn't picked up on the actual blogging that's going on these days.

I quite like Moe Lane, and the Advice Goddess blogs too. And, of course, Maggie's Farm and Small Dead Animals.

Posted by: Looking Glass at May 02, 2012 01:12 AM (2J6Jv)

439 Good evening.

Had the BEST damned tomato basil soup tonight. With a sammich.

I blame The Dude.

Now I'm sitting here salivating over soups.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 01:13 AM (4ixH5)

440 Second the vote for Protein Wisdom.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 01:14 AM (kaalw)

441 >>>Which warrants learning how to make your own biscuits, dammit!

Dude not hard. They print one of the oldest and most common recipes on the side of baking powder cans.

>>>I would love to make my own bread. My latest and only attempt didn't work out. The bread ended up weighing more than lead.

You killed your yeast by starting them to hot. Make sure your initial water sugar starter is less than 90degf next time

>>>And biscuits aren't hard

Hard biscuits are a staple of the old west. Made with 1/2 as
much soda/powder they last 4 times as long as southern biscuits. They can also be used in a pinch to slay Goliath with a sling.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 02, 2012 01:16 AM (GE1+K)

442 439 Good evening.Had the BEST damned tomato basil soup tonight. With a sammich.I blame The Dude.Now I'm sitting here salivating over soups.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 01:13 AM (4ixH5)

Yummy, love tomato soup.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:18 AM (fHyXI)

443 Now I'm sitting here salivating over soups.

That reminds me...I've got a bunch of lobster stock I made from my socal lobster adventure. I think soup is in my future too, Robert.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 01:18 AM (BjyeS)

444 I think the octomom is ugly

You should see her snatch.

Posted by: Octo Gyno at May 02, 2012 01:19 AM (BjyeS)

445 444 I think the octomom is ugly You should see her snatch.
Posted by: Octo Gyno at May 02, 2012 01:19 AM (BjyeS)

Dont' you mean her squatch?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:20 AM (fHyXI)

446 Fluffy shows. #Winning. I can leave.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 02, 2012 01:20 AM (4qU0l)

447 I actually missed that thread.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 01:22 AM (BjyeS)

448 Lobster soup!

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Lobster-Soup/Detail.aspx

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 01:22 AM (4ixH5)

449 se cupps is very similar in appearrance to nadia suleyman

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 01:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

450 Clinton just said that the total worth of the USA (all real estate,
resources etc) is approx 60 trillion. So the debt isnt a big problem
according to Clinton.
***
So Clinton presumes the government will just nationalize all the private property in the US?

Here is the easy way to explain it I think.

Uncle Sam has a salary of about $50k a year.

For the last three years he has spent $80k a year and claims he can't cut a single expense even though he was living on less then $50k as recently as 2005. Oh, and he owes $300k. He does have a few assets (mineral assets, land)...but he claims those are naughty and can't be used.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2012 01:23 AM (3aXbg)

451 Fluffy shows. #Winning. I can leave.


You guys are wagering on my appearance? I'm not a fucking groundhog.


I'm fluffy, dammit!

Posted by: fluffy at May 02, 2012 01:25 AM (z9HTb)

452 Watching some old Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes on Amazon Prime. Two questions.

1. Is Beverly Crusher the greatest danger to the Federation ever, more so than the Romulans, the Borg, et al? Sure seems that way to me.

2. Is there any lifeform in the Federation uglier than Guinan? I mean, every time she shows up on screen (which is way too often) I go "Augh!" and cover my eyes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 01:26 AM (i0App)

453 18-1; So you think he wants to nationalize ALL private property? Where has this ever happened in history?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 01:28 AM (lkdo/)

454 Watching flipper, could chuck connors pants be any more high waisted? Looks like obamas mom jeans.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:28 AM (fHyXI)

455 Whew, what a link fest of an ONT. I've added about 20 bookmarks; someday, I'll get around to reading them.

I'm snake-free. He made the mistake of leaving his secure spot under the dishwasher. I pinned him with a mop and picked him up. He was a bit bigger than I thought -- about 3 feet long. He took the handling quite well actually. He was calmer than I was.


Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2012 01:30 AM (ccXZP)

456
Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:28 AM (fHyXI)

Jay North's pants in Dennis the Menace were higher

Posted by: The Dude at May 02, 2012 01:31 AM (M8yfa)

457 So you think he wants to nationalize ALL private property? Where has this ever happened in history?
***
If his answer the debt bomb is "15T is nothing, we've got $60T in assets", it means that he is considering all those assets as things the government could take to pay off the debt.

This ignores the cumulative state, local, business, and individual debts though too...

It has happened many times by the way - the Soviet Union, China, etc.

Not that I actually think Clinton means that - he's repeating a stupid talking point - but it would be good for someone to challenge him on the implication of the talking point.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 02, 2012 01:32 AM (3aXbg)

458 we aren't getting results.



Posted by: 18-1
---------------------

No one's getting results with the current distribution of power.

Now, if Rs take both houses and the White House and we still don't get results, I'll join you in a puking contest.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 02, 2012 01:32 AM (7I4GE)

459 He was calmer than I was.


Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2012 01:30 AM (ccXZP)


Filthy human! I sssssshall consume you in your ssssssssleep!

Posted by: Gnu's Snake at May 02, 2012 01:32 AM (4ixH5)

460
I'm snake-free. He made the mistake of leaving
his secure spot under the dishwasher. I pinned him with a mop and picked
him up. He was a bit bigger than I thought -- about 3 feet long. He
took the handling quite well actually. He was calmer than I was.




Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2012 01:30 AM (ccXZP)


Awwwww......I miss him already. You'll probably look for him tomorrow, and it'll hit you that he's not there.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 01:33 AM (kaalw)

461 Late to the game, but http://davidthompson.typepad.com/ is always good text-based commentary, with a little Friday Fun thrown in. Sometimes Maggie's Farm has good stuff, but it's more of a clearing house.

Posted by: Brennan at May 02, 2012 01:33 AM (NNDUw)

462 why do the con believers believe in anti reality?
So you have something to think about inbetween jagerbombs?

Posted by: GMB at May 02, 2012 01:33 AM (kPe9l)

463 2. Is there any lifeform in the Federation uglier than Guinan? I mean, every time she shows up on screen (which is way too often) I go "Augh!" and cover my eyes.

I wouldn't hit that with your bat'leth!

Posted by: Cmndr. Worf at May 02, 2012 01:34 AM (BjyeS)

464 458 >> .....I'll join you in a puking contest.

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Marge at May 02, 2012 01:35 AM (ccXZP)

465 >>>why do the

Why do trolls continue their pathetic lives? If I had to spout all of your BS lies I'd end up dying in the shower from steel wooling myself to death.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 02, 2012 01:35 AM (GE1+K)

466 I'm trying to think of what blogs I read regularly.

Instapundit is one.

Ace...well, as much as anyone "reads" Ace.

I think that's basically it.

Every now and then hit up Reason's Hit Run blog but their comment section requires registration now.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 01:36 AM (4ixH5)

467 Now, if Rs take both houses and the White House and we still don't get results, I'll join you in a puking contest.
***
That only counts if we get 60 Senators, right Sen McConnell?


Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 02, 2012 01:37 AM (3aXbg)

468 If I had a sssssson, he would sssssspeak jusssssst like you.

Posted by: Pressssssident. B. Husssssssein Obama at May 02, 2012 01:38 AM (nSNM1)

469 Google Blogging Satan. Seriously, Satan has a blog and it's quite good.

Posted by: Junshin at May 02, 2012 01:38 AM (VWlmO)

470 So the site has an angel to auto smite trolls now?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 02, 2012 01:38 AM (GE1+K)

471 Every now and then hit up Reason's Hit Run blog but their comment section requires registration now.
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 01:36 AM (4ixH5)

Read, or watch videos?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:38 AM (fHyXI)

472 @ Posted by: Gnu's Snake at May 02, 2012 01:32 AM (4ixH5)


Ooopsssssss.

Posted by: Pressssssident. B. Husssssssein Obama at May 02, 2012 01:39 AM (nSNM1)

473 >> Awwwww......I miss him already.

Heh. He was good for a few posts at the very least. But I won't miss having to check around my feet every time I'm in the kitchen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2012 01:39 AM (ccXZP)

474 I know few of us can hardly stand the sight of him, but you may enjoy this fisking of Bambi's speech tonight. I hope you do. Link in handle.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 01:40 AM (AlYnQ)

475 Oops... link misspelled in handle. It's back now.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 01:41 AM (AlYnQ)

476 2. Is there any lifeform in the Federation uglier than Guinan? I mean, every time she shows up on screen (which is way too often) I go "Augh!" and cover my eyes.

I can't sit at the bar with my visor on. The tooth to gum ratio is just offensive!

Posted by: Geordie LaForge at May 02, 2012 01:41 AM (BjyeS)

477 That only counts if we get 60 Senators, right Sen McConnell?


Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 02, 2012 01:37 AM (3aXbg)

still not the hill to die on as we might get something better in the far future or something...

Posted by: The Dude at May 02, 2012 01:41 AM (M8yfa)

478 That only counts if we get 60 Senators, right Sen McConnell?
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 02, 2012 01:37 AM (3aXbg) Which maine sister quit, and how many rinos do we have in the senate whom vote with the dems every time, and who are up for election

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:42 AM (fHyXI)

479 Link in handle.
---------------

here, lemme fisk your broken link:

megaindependent.blogspot.com

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 02, 2012 01:43 AM (7I4GE)

480 1. Is Beverly Crusher the greatest danger to the Federation ever, more
so than the Romulans, the Borg, et al? Sure seems that way to me.


How so? Gingerness? I think the Enterprise has a dampening field for that.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 02, 2012 01:43 AM (jGZTI)

481 Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 02, 2012 01:43 AM (7I4GE)

Thanks, dude. You're good people.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 01:44 AM (AlYnQ)

482 Is Coburn out? , hubby said he term limited himself.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:44 AM (fHyXI)

483 18-1. Yes, Clinton should clarify. Looking at the past..Clinton manipulates words like he does women. Maybe he just doesnt give a shit about the government spending/debt. He just wants some ass.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 01:44 AM (lkdo/)

484 Just started the next generation episode where the enterprise is captured by a ferrengi ship.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 01:46 AM (lkdo/)

485 Treacher has a pic of one of the Occupy bombing suspects -- http://tinyurl.com/7ez6nx2 -- and I'm almost certain he was on Project Runway two or three seasons ago.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 01:47 AM (kaalw)

486 I know few of us can hardly stand the sight of him,
-----------------

I started to read at your link and I realized something. Not only can I not stand the sight or sound of him, I can't even stand reading a transcript of his speeches anymore. He perverts words like "sons and daughters," "hearts," and "thousand." Pronouns and conjunctions will soon follow.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 02, 2012 01:48 AM (7I4GE)

487 Hey Kids

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 01:49 AM (ufJKx)

488 Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 02, 2012 01:48 AM (7I4GE)

I know. I had to read the whole thing. Blech.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 02, 2012 01:49 AM (AlYnQ)

489 >>>why do cons hate sex? cuz their god said so?

Awwww wuts wong? Last girl you ask out claimb to be a celibate nun who voted for Bush to get you leave her alone?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 02, 2012 01:52 AM (GE1+K)

490 Wow. So douchenozzle's posts disappear almost immediately. Is that an auto-feature? Hope so. Humans should not be subjected to constantly cleaning up vermin splatter.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 01:52 AM (ufJKx)

491 It is cool that Vulcans don't age like humans. Maybe we need a vulcan president.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 01:52 AM (lkdo/)

492 It's either a Troll Buster or the almighty Maet.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 01:54 AM (BjyeS)

493 480
1. Is Beverly Crusher the greatest danger to the Federation ever, more

so than the Romulans, the Borg, et al? Sure seems that way to me.

How so? Gingerness? I think the Enterprise has a dampening field for that.


Every time there's "the most dangerous foe ever!" or "we can save Worf with unapproved technology" Crusher is right there, like some damned Nancy Pelosi, saying, "Wait, let's listen to their side of things! Maybe we're being too hasty! Also, if I didn't develop the tech (or some other Prog Dem didn't) then it is clearly morally wrong!"

Worst character ever. I hate to think of what she'd do if she met the Space Hippies from "The Way to Eden." Or the brain-killers from "Operation: Annihilate!" She'd be all about how we have to save them and learn from them. After all, if something's going to kill your brain, that doesn't interfere with being a Democrat, right?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 01:56 AM (i0App)

494 Spock for president

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 01:56 AM (lkdo/)

495 Who are you and what have you done with Peaches???
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 12:42 AM (kaalw)

Lol. That was my exact reaction as well.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 02, 2012 01:56 AM (X8/ER)

496 Gonna go smoke a still legal cig, and listen to some tunes, say some funny stuff while I am gone, k, thanks.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:56 AM (fHyXI)

497 Howdy, JC!








Read, or watch videos?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 01:38 AM (fHyXI)

Read since the videos are all work blocked.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 01:56 AM (4ixH5)

498 Mega, I read your fisking -- it's Captain Hate worthy.

As to those secure women and girls in Afghanistan, um yeah. With sharia law established, and the burning of girls schools, and acid attacks, and honor killings -- don't worry wimmens, Barack has got your backs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2012 01:57 AM (ccXZP)

499 There should be a Star Trek episode where the enterprise visits a planet after generations of liberal leaders. So viewers the damage.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 01:58 AM (lkdo/)

500 Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2012 12:58 AM (+B3Nr)

Thought it seemed like his style. He must have bought a gross of fortune cookies to keep up his schtick.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 02, 2012 02:00 AM (X8/ER)

501 499
There should be a Star Trek episode where the enterprise visits a planet
after generations of liberal leaders. So viewers the damage.


"Miri." Or maybe the one with the Yangs and the Comms.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:00 AM (i0App)

502 Sorry, I guess I killed it. With fire.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:04 AM (i0App)

503 Beckoning. haha See the pictures of the Occupiers at the top of the thread, that is what all the people on the planet led by liberals for generations would look like.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:04 AM (lkdo/)

504 Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 01:13 AM (4ixH5)

Hey Robert, what name do you use on Twitter so I can follow you?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 02, 2012 02:04 AM (X8/ER)

505 Lampshade, yes, especially those two with the multifunctional ears. "Headin' out to Eden, yea, brother..."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:08 AM (i0App)

506 I'm thinking of getting a tattoo. Moron thoughts?

Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:09 AM (zSobX)

507 I am not the first moron to suggest it, but it sure would be great if we could trade Obamateur for Bibi. I would give up all our draft choices for 3 years, plus half of the people named Roger to make the trade.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 02:09 AM (ufJKx)

508 Beckoning...haha. Spock has smaller ears. I grew up with some guys who look a little like some of the occupiers posted above. Wonder what they are doing now?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:10 AM (lkdo/)

509 506
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo. Moron thoughts?


Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:09 AM (zSobX)

===
isn't that redundant?

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 02:10 AM (ufJKx)

510 Alex..What will the tattoo pic be?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:11 AM (lkdo/)

511 Alex, personally, I don't really like tattoos. But I don't know why you want one, so I won't judge. That also means I don't have any suggestions, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:11 AM (i0App)

512 >>>Moron thoughts?

Permenantly mar your body with some etching of passing fancy? What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 02, 2012 02:12 AM (GE1+K)

513 508 I grew up with some guys who look a little like some of the occupiers posted above. Wonder what they are doing now?

Hmm... chanting lessons every other Wednesday? "Gooble gobble, we accept you, one of us," til around 11:00 or lunch break.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:13 AM (i0App)

514 Alex..What will the tattoo pic be?

My hands and face in the Buddy Christ pose. Right above my crotch. Gotta give the ladies some encouragement.

Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:14 AM (zSobX)

515 I'm thinking of getting a tattoo. Moron thoughts?

Never once thought about getting a tattoo.
If you do it, it should be something useful. Like a knot diagram.
I hate seeing them on beautiful women. Such a shame when they do that.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 02:14 AM (BjyeS)

516 What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 02, 2012 02:12 AM (GE1+K)

====
Ever see some ol' granny with a saggy blotch that used to be a tat of something recognizable about 60 pounds, 3 fat folds, and 40 wrinkles ago?

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 02:14 AM (ufJKx)

517 Couldn't sleep, so I called my wife (business trip in a +5 time zone) and checked out you lunatics.

Is there really an angel carrying a ban hammer? If so, how do we get one to bless the daytime threads with its presence?

And if any of you haven't noticed...check out garrett's hash.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 02, 2012 02:15 AM (nEUpB)

518 506
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo. Moron thoughts?


Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:09 AM (zSobX)


Depends. If you're a marine or a Maori, I bow to your superior judgement in such matters. If you're thinking of putting a dolphin on your ankle, you'd better be female, gay, or both. If you're old enough to make a considered judgement, why the hell are you asking morons? And if you're young enough that you're thinking Moron wisdom would be valuable....don't get the tat.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 02:16 AM (kaalw)

519 For tattoos, I'd suggest a visit to somethingawful.com in their "Fashion SWAT" section. They've done a couple of features on "tattoo fashion." Anything other than what is featured there ought to be...well, less scarring (in the mental sense).

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:16 AM (i0App)

520 I'm not shutting my computer down, ever.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 02:16 AM (BjyeS)

521 Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 02, 2012 02:04 AM (X8/ER)


No Twitter for me! I can't get into it.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:17 AM (4ixH5)

522 Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:09 AM (zSobX)

I'm Jewish, and we frown upon tattoos, so it never even tempted me.

But...just think about how it will look when you are old and wise and saggy and in a completely different part of life. If you like the image, then what the hell. However, I used to do tons of hiring, and tattoos were an immediate mental red mark.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 02, 2012 02:18 AM (nEUpB)

523 I hate seeing them on beautiful women. Such a shame when they do that.

Heh. I agree. There is a strip club near my favorite bar that has a decent number of ink free girls, which is nice. I don't mind a small easily concealed tattoo on a girl, but lower back tats/sleeves/kanji/etc annoy the hell out of me.


Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:18 AM (zSobX)

524 I can't get into it.

What is something Sandra Fluke has never heard, Alex?

Posted by: Cliff Clavin on Jeopardy at May 02, 2012 02:19 AM (BjyeS)

525 Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:17 AM (4ixH5)

My mistake, you knew about Tammy and my bannings, I was reinstated after fighting it, so I figured you were. In fact, I was wondering if you were SooperMexican with his #GringoArmy.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 02, 2012 02:20 AM (X8/ER)

526 tattoos can be practical ... a map of the London underground ... directions for getting rid of the flashing 12:00 on your VCR ... your PIN ... John has a Long Mustache ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 02:20 AM (VVZaH)

527 I'm thinking of getting a tattoo. Moron thoughts?


Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:09 AM (zSobX)

A heart with "Mom" written across it. But right above your ass crack like a tramp stamp.
See, you'll let everyone know that you love your mom while subverting popular notions of tramp stamps.
Or if not a Mom tattoo, maybe an anchor.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:21 AM (4ixH5)

528 Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 02:16 AM (BjyeS)

Oh, I assumed that your great hash came as a perk for buying the AOSHQ platinum membership with automatic billing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 02, 2012 02:21 AM (nEUpB)

529
The girls at Brazzer are starting their own social media.

They are calling it Twatter.

Posted by: Pornhound of the Baskervilles at May 02, 2012 02:22 AM (Usk3+)

530 Never got a tattoo. I know some kids who regret them

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:22 AM (lkdo/)

531 My mistake, you knew about Tammy and my bannings, I
was reinstated after fighting it, so I figured you were. In fact, I was
wondering if you were SooperMexican with his #GringoArmy.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 02, 2012 02:20 AM (X8/ER)

I read about all that here. Genital warts be upon the pinko left.
Gringo Army, you say? *Rubs chin*

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:23 AM (4ixH5)

532 But...just think about how it will look when you are old and wise and
saggy and in a completely different part of life. If you like the image,
then what the hell. However, I used to do tons of hiring, and tattoos
were an immediate mental red mark.


To be honest, I'm mostly just bored and trying to make conversation. I've given it a passing thought in times past, at least for something small that related to my military experience and religious beliefs. However, it's not something that I'm seriously considering.

Anyone who gets a tattoo that they cannot conceal in professional business attire is an idiot and deserves to not be hired.

Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:23 AM (zSobX)

533 just plain old luck.
I go through a few a day...sooner or later your bound to land an awesome one.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 02:24 AM (BjyeS)

534 520 I'm not shutting my computer down, ever.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 02:16 AM (BjyeS)

It is a good one, my last one was r2d2 something. Pissed I lost it.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:24 AM (fHyXI)

535 Alex, check out stripperweb.com. You get access to strippers all over, club reviews, blogs etc.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:25 AM (lkdo/)

536
Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 02:20 AM (VVZaH)


A guy who whacks it too much might get a tatt of Jthe Pope on one hand and Mother Theresa on the other to at least add to his supreme guilt.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:25 AM (4ixH5)

537 Further thoughts on tats --

When I graduated college at 20, it seemed like forever before I'd be 21 -- even though it was a bit less than eight months. Now, in the year I'll turn 50, I'll look around for something I just put down.....and realize that had to have been six or eight years previous [although sometimes it's still there -- yay!].

If you're 25, and thinking about a tat, you're thinking of how striking it'll look for the next few years. But, way sooner than you think, you'll be 40 -- and it'll look like something from Dali on your pasty-white beer-belly.....and, what's worse, the time between it being cool and becoming an embarrassment will seem like an instant in your memory. But every day you'll get to see it as it is that day.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 02:25 AM (kaalw)

538 The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

Posted by: Lampshayde at May 02, 2012 02:25 AM (Usk3+)

539 Oh, and I just finished Farscape season four tonight.

The. Fucking. Shit!

Loved it.

Goddamn that was the best sci-fi fantasy series I've seen in a long time.

On to The Peacekeeper Wars!

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:26 AM (4ixH5)

540 Yeah, I have seen the guys recently released from prison who have tattoos up to their knuckles.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:26 AM (lkdo/)

541 Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya.

Posted by: Lampshayde at May 02, 2012 02:26 AM (Usk3+)

542 The reign in sprain stays manely in the plane ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 02:27 AM (VVZaH)

543
Ajax is stronger than dirt.

Posted by: Lampshayde at May 02, 2012 02:28 AM (Usk3+)

544 Oh, and I just finished Farscape season four tonight.

you and your timing ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 02:28 AM (VVZaH)

545 Good Star Trek episode as to ultimate liberalism: "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield." Yeah, think about it.

Tattoos, to me and probably only me, say certain things:

"I have fifty dollars and it's burning a hole in my pocket."

"I MUST gratify every impulse I have immediately. Time to reflect is for idiots."

"Tomorrow? There is no such thing. What a stupid concept! Tomorrow!"

"All decisions must be made at once and with no looking back. Thinking about things is for Republicans or Conservatives. ICK!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:28 AM (i0App)

546 Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:23 AM (4ixH5)

The new attack is to create a huge follower spam "bomb". It's been done to a couple of people I follow, butI'm notsure where the attack part comes in. Maybe by creating a lot of follower churn at some point? They alerted Twitter right away and you can bet I'm keeping an eye on *my* follower numbers as well.

I'm not part of the Gringo Army because the only rule is obedience and I don't do that very well.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 02, 2012 02:28 AM (X8/ER)

547 Wonder if anybody ever got an obama tattoo

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:29 AM (lkdo/)

548 Just call BR-549.

Posted by: Lampshayde at May 02, 2012 02:29 AM (Usk3+)

549 Robert suggest a good tune, nothing to scary, you know me.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:29 AM (fHyXI)

550 Farscape. Totally the greatest thing in the history of things. I own it all on DVD...must restrain self from buying the Blu-Ray....

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:30 AM (i0App)

551 The piercing thing is out of control too. Kids pierce EVERYTHING these days.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:31 AM (lkdo/)

552 What would the you do if your moron kids came home with tattoos and piercings?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:32 AM (lkdo/)

553 Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2012 02:24 AM (BjyeS)

I had the same one for what seemed like years, and then in the span of two or three weeks it changed about 20 times. I have had my current hash for a few months.

Why? I have no idea.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 02, 2012 02:32 AM (nEUpB)

554 18 Wheels and a Crowbar
http://tinyurl.com/6vgel4a

Posted by: BR5-49 at May 02, 2012 02:32 AM (BjyeS)

555 the one with the Yangs and the Comms.

"Omega Glory"

And I denounce myself for knowing that.

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 02, 2012 02:33 AM (RJOgX)

556 552
What would the you do if your moron kids came home with tattoos and piercings?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:32 AM (lkdo/)

===
I have kids?

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 02:33 AM (ufJKx)

557 Is lampshade new? Or a regular on the late late ont?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:35 AM (fHyXI)

558 you and your timing ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 02:28 AM (VVZaH)


They died rather happily. GawDAYUM I can't believe this show was canceled.






nothing to scary, you know me.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:29 AM (fHyXI)


Across 110th Street by Bobby Womack.






must restrain self from buying the Blu-Ray....

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2012 02:30 AM (i0App)


It's only like $69 (*Smirk*) dollars right now on Amazon. Not that I'm recommending anything.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:35 AM (4ixH5)

559 JC, ha

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:35 AM (lkdo/)

560 lous.. I havet been here late much.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:36 AM (lkdo/)

561 Lous..are you usually here late?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:37 AM (lkdo/)

562 Robert, watching youtube version of the song andfirst comment and it was

How the fuck do you misspell "which"?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:38 AM (fHyXI)

563 Who says I'm Late?!?

Posted by: White Rabbit at May 02, 2012 02:39 AM (VVZaH)

564
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at May 02, 2012 02:28 AM (X8/ER)

I was mentioning last night that Twitter needs to get on the ball about that shit cause it'll ruin their site otherwise. Same shit happened to Digg when so many right leaning blogs and articles kept getting downdinged by left automatons.
Goddamn hypocrites. And it was three years ago where everyone was doing their best to assist Iranian dissenters in spreading news of the uprisings there. Now not a single soul can condemn these digital brownshirts for their actions apparently. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)

565 563
Who says I'm Late?!?


Posted by: White Rabbit at May 02, 2012 02:39 AM (VVZaH)

===
Grace Slick

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 02:40 AM (ufJKx)

566 The piercing thing is out of control too. Kids pierce EVERYTHING these days.

The ear gauge thing annoys me to no end. I have a friend who is gorgeous. She told me she once started gauging her ears, but stopped before they became large enough to be permanent. I thank God for that every day.

Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:41 AM (zSobX)

567 How the fuck do you misspell "which"?

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:38 AM (fHyXI)

Who cares so long as I don't get shot in the middle of my day.

Posted by: Inner City Teacher at May 02, 2012 02:41 AM (4ixH5)

568 Not here late, its onlymidnight in vegas.
Robert, song ok, realise your love for Jackie Brown/pam grier.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:42 AM (fHyXI)

569 Who says I'm Late?!?


Posted by: White Rabbit at May 02, 2012 02:39 AM (VVZaH)

Well the doctor called today and said it's twins.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:42 AM (4ixH5)

570 lous a girl

Walking on the Moon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nt8dJ6rMZI

Walking on the Sun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8ob=av2n
(does have a commercial)

Posted by: Music to sooth the Savage Beast at May 02, 2012 02:43 AM (VVZaH)

571 Made a comment on Kos about obama spending to much and not american born. A dude literally wanted to beat the shit out of me for questioning obama. WTF!

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:43 AM (lkdo/)

572 realise your love for Jackie Brown/pam grier.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:42 AM (fHyXI)

I'm thinking about mounting an expedition to climb Pam Grier's twin peaks. Who's with me?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:43 AM (4ixH5)

573 How bad ass is Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson?

This bad ass!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17906058

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)

574 the Ulsterman Report

Posted by: zeera at May 02, 2012 02:47 AM (XtxRN)

575 Goin to take the song advice, bur Robert and Music to sooth the Savage Beast

Listen to some presidents of the usa, peaches, kitty and lump. Kinda fun.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:48 AM (fHyXI)

576 #493

Most egregious sin: Convinced Picard not to eradicate the Borg. Leaving aside that this would have altered the 2008 election by keeping Jeri Ryan an obscure actress and less likely to have a messy divorce, it lead to massive suffering of the Enterprise crew just a few years later.

Surely there is a deleted scene in 'First Contact' where Picard turns on Crusher and mutters, "This is all your fault, you bleeding heart ninny."

Posted by: epobirs at May 02, 2012 02:48 AM (kcfmt)

577 Cripple Creek
http://tinyurl.com/d2q9fu7
(not a Band cover, rather a Skip Spence cover.)

Posted by: Mark Lanegan at May 02, 2012 02:49 AM (rG/Zg)

578 Meow, little bag of bones been out all night, too funny. Takes me back to my bartending days, this cd was on the jukebox, and I listened to it every day, a lot of times not by choice.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:50 AM (fHyXI)

579 ...the First Rule of Awesome Hash Club is we don't talk about Awesome Hash Club.

Posted by: sad garrett at May 02, 2012 02:50 AM (rG/Zg)

580 I have been staring at my work all damn night and it absolutely refuses to do itself.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 02:53 AM (ufJKx)

581 Well, time for sleep. I actually have crap to do tomorrow. Everyone have a good night.

Posted by: Alex at May 02, 2012 02:55 AM (zSobX)

582 580 I have been staring at my work all damn night and it absolutely refuses to do itself.
Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 02:53 AM (ufJKx)

Go in the hole, its your job. Sorry, that comment made me think of Happy Gilmore.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:56 AM (fHyXI)

583 Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:43 AM (lkdo/)

Which diary? I'll head over there and stir it up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 02, 2012 02:56 AM (nEUpB)

584 How the fuck do you misspell "which"? Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:38 AM (fHyXI) I am an expert at mispelling words. This one has me stumped. Give me some time, I will find a way to mispell it.

Posted by: GMB at May 02, 2012 02:58 AM (kPe9l)

585 Posted by: Music to sooth the Savage Beast at May 02, 2012 02:43 AM (VVZaH)

Listened to them both and liked em, thanks.

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 02:58 AM (fHyXI)

586 Clinton/Bush Global fund announces that Marriott and Best Western are building hotels in Port au prince Haiti. Hotels will be next to shanty huts. Clinton says they are working on stopping an illegal force of armed men openly roaming the country, a string of mysterious police killings and strife with the opposition-controlled Parliament.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 02:59 AM (lkdo/)

587 Clinton said millions of dollars are being invested in port au prince Haiti and he is happy

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 03:00 AM (lkdo/)

588 Anyone willing to go to Haiti for a vacation now?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 03:01 AM (lkdo/)

589 580
I have been staring at my work all damn night and it absolutely refuses to do itself.



Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 02:53 AM (ufJKx)





Come to think of it, I stare at women all the time and they almost never do themselves while I'm watching. Maybe if my work goes home alone it will do itself later. I am going to go with that. Hope I never need to explain this one to the boss.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 03:02 AM (ufJKx)

590 Another tune, which came from following links from the last tune.

this is a Tim Buckley Cover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMipV6d-UGg


Posted by: scottst at May 02, 2012 03:02 AM (Ubyjl)

591 OK gonna piss you guys off, listening to Nirvana, STP and red hot chili peppers. Seen two out of three in concert and they were damn fun..

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 03:03 AM (fHyXI)

592 How much foreign aid does clinton want to give to Haiti?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 03:04 AM (lkdo/)

593 I heard that people will chop your head off in Haiti if you are gay.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 02, 2012 03:05 AM (lkdo/)

594 Soothing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgPMbvwNZ9M

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 03:06 AM (kaalw)

595 night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 02, 2012 03:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

596 Me too, night all God Bless!

Posted by: lous a girl at May 02, 2012 03:12 AM (fHyXI)

597 Not sedated enough? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIzuA4smS0A

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 03:13 AM (kaalw)

598 G'night, all!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 03:13 AM (kaalw)

599 Good night Lou, Y5, better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 03:14 AM (VVZaH)

600 Come to think of it, I stare at women all the time and they almost never do themselves while I'm watching.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 03:02 AM (ufJKx)


If I had been drinking anything I'd have spit it all over the monitor and keyboard. And I'll tell you what, this is perfect dating advice. Perfect!

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 03:15 AM (4ixH5)

601 Good night, Yankee!

Good night, Lou!

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 03:15 AM (4ixH5)

602 Just took one of those political quizzes. Just found out I'm a paulbot. So depressing.


Posted by: GMB at May 02, 2012 03:16 AM (kPe9l)

603 Good night girl with the dragon tattoo.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 03:16 AM (4ixH5)

604 Well ... I don't think I've ever heard a piece by Craig Chaquico before, so Thankye kindly for the introduction ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 03:29 AM (VVZaH)

605 Goddamn that was the best sci-fi fantasy series I've seen in a long time.

On to The Peacekeeper Wars!
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 02:26 AM (4ixH5)


Farscape is the true Moron's Science Fiction series.

Or, sort of Comic Science Fantasy Action Porn series.

It has nudity, sex, gun battles, giant spaceships, giant living spaceships, evil empires, powerful, uncaring government, fart jokes, Three Stooges jokes, sexy aliens, a guy with a nuclear weapon on his belt, an alien that humps people's legs, and a woman that can do things with her tongue that will make your legs weak.

What's not to like?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:30 AM (bxiXv)

606 Someone is going to have to explain Groupon to me. I never liked the idea of buying coupons. I mean, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Why spend X amount of dollars to get Y percent off when both added together practically negate the amount saved. Or maybe it's cause I live in an area that's got fuck all going for it and nothing good to do. Maybe it's best in big cities like New Yawk and El Ay. Bumfuck border town ain't got shit worth mentioning. Maybe that's it. Still, the whole system seems weird to me.


Buying a coupon as a gift, I could kinda see. Kind of a cheap, shitty gift, but a gift. Like a few months ago, my dear old mom bought a bunch of IHOP coupons so I could take her to breakfast a bunch. And...it kinda worked actually. The coupons cost $15 bucks. One coupon was for a kids meal. Trash. Four coupons were for free pancakes, which IHOP gives out anyway. The rest were buy one meal get one free. Okay, that was cool. And the BOGOs were mostly used up save for, like, one. I can't remember how many BOGOs there were, but they accounted for the majority. Still, once you knock out the shitty useless ones, the cost per BOGO increases. And they expire on top of that. Huh? That's retarded. So that one that never got used never got used because it expired. Fucking gay.

I'm not really going anywhere with this. I'm just...kvetching, I think is the term.

So, who likes hot pussy?

http://tinyurl.com/6o5s9yt

Posted by: Robert, just sorta rambling here at May 02, 2012 03:31 AM (4ixH5)

607 If I ever get a tattoo, I think it will be a list of world leaders who have been assassinated in the last 20 years.

Because, honestly, I would like to talk to the FBI more often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:31 AM (bxiXv)

608 What's not to like?

no chocolate?

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 03:32 AM (VVZaH)

609 What's not to like?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:30 AM (bxiXv)

I did kinda want to strangle Zan for all her self-righteous superiority but she was such a hot slice. Yum.

Posted by: Robert, just sorta rambling here at May 02, 2012 03:33 AM (4ixH5)

610 Because, honestly, I would like to talk to the FBI more often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:31 AM (bxiXv)
Hello, Mero, how are you? Fine night we're having.

Posted by: FBI at May 02, 2012 03:34 AM (4ixH5)

611 Robert, groupon is like any other deal site. You pretty much have to know exactly what you're looking for, and have a detailed plan.

I used to make a (insert metaphor here)-load of money on coupon/gift-card/rebate/sale deals, which I would turn around and sell.

I once bought ten PDAs at like $200 off each, turned around and made about $1000 in 3 days. In my spare time while working.

*BUT* for the most part deals like that are gone. I jumped in at the trailing edge of the wave for that kind of thing, between the recession (now depression) and all the idiots selling at a loss on eBay, I stopped doing that. (Profit, motherfucker, do you speak it?)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:36 AM (bxiXv)

612 I see your hot pussy and I raise you ...

http://tinyurl.com/86ej6d4

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 03:36 AM (VVZaH)

613 Because, honestly, I would like to talk to the FBI more often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:31 AM (bxiXv)


Has anyone ever told you that you were kind of sexy?

Posted by: Anna Chapman at May 02, 2012 03:37 AM (kaalw)

614 no chocolate?
Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 03:32 AM (VVZaH)


Heh(tm).

I did kinda want to strangle Zan for all her self-righteous superiority but she was such a hot slice. Yum.
Posted by: Robert, just sorta rambling here at May 02, 2012 03:33 AM (4ixH5)


I think that paid off fairly well in her character development.

Hello, Mero, how are you? Fine night we're having.

Posted by: FBI at May 02, 2012 03:34 AM (4ixH5)


Hey Fred. Have a seat. Something to drink?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:38 AM (bxiXv)

615 Has anyone ever told you that you were kind of sexy?
Posted by: Anna Chapman at May 02, 2012 03:37 AM (kaalw)


Okay, that almost got me, and then I noticed the tentacles under the coat.

Maybe a tattoo of an Elder Sign...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:40 AM (bxiXv)

616 Because, honestly, I would like to talk to the FBI more often.

por favor, Senor, know any cheap escorts?

Posted by: Man with trench coat but no wedding ring ... at May 02, 2012 03:42 AM (VVZaH)

617 I once bought ten PDAs at like $200 off each, turned around and made about $1000 in 3 days. In my spare time while working.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:36 AM (bxiXv)


Damn! I want a thousand bucks.



Dear Obama,

Give me a thousand bucks, yo.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

618 If you talk to the FBI, can you put in a good word for Julius?

Posted by: Ethel at May 02, 2012 03:44 AM (VVZaH)

619 I see your hot pussy and I raise you ...

http://tinyurl.com/86ej6d4


Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 03:36 AM (VVZaH)


I see your Cat and raise you...
http://tinyurl.com/835suk8

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 03:45 AM (4ixH5)

620 1000 ducks?!? What da ya think this place is, a wild life sanctuary?!?

Posted by: Bartender with 10 inch pianist at May 02, 2012 03:46 AM (VVZaH)

621 Shit, Robert, right now *I* want a thousand bucks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:46 AM (bxiXv)

622 And we know Robert isn't a *real* Democrat, or he would have asked Obama to take the thousand bucks he thought I had and give it to him.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:47 AM (bxiXv)

623 If you talk to the FBI, can you put in a good word for Julius?


Posted by: Ethel at May 02, 2012 03:44 AM (VVZaH)

What is this that thou needest to speaketh the good name of Julius Ceaser?

Posted by: Julius Ceaser at May 02, 2012 03:47 AM (4ixH5)

624 And we know Robert isn't a *real* Democrat, or he
would have asked Obama to take the thousand bucks he thought I had and
give it to him.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:47 AM (bxiXv)


Dear Obama,
Sign the order that requires the Secretary to issue the regulation that demands Mero hire me to do a two hour job at $500 bucks an hour.

Posted by: Robert goes off the deep end at May 02, 2012 03:51 AM (4ixH5)

625 Posted by: Bartender with 10 inch pianist at May 02, 2012 03:46 AM (VVZaH)

===

well, they take up less space than the taller ones, but they get mean when they drink.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 03:51 AM (ufJKx)

626 It's a lousy time to find deals to sell, but a great time to find deals if you *have* money and are looking for stuff for yourself.

People are selling off the contents of their houses because no one is working.

(looking for a used mac video card to fix a G5 Dual)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:52 AM (bxiXv)

627 What da ya think this place is, a wild life sanctuary?!?


Posted by: Bartender with 10 inch pianist at May 02, 2012 03:46 AM (VVZaH)

*Cough* Kingdom.

Posted by: Mutual of Omaha at May 02, 2012 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

628 What's not to like?Posted by: Merovign

Yoda in drag?

Posted by: AoSHQ morons at May 02, 2012 03:53 AM (ebPtk)

629 but they get mean when they drink.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 03:51 AM (ufJKx)


Whatchoo lookin' at, white boy?

Posted by: the 10 Inch Pianist on a bender at May 02, 2012 03:54 AM (4ixH5)

630 Caesar, beware the Ideas of March !!!

Hell, ideas in general, all these junk articles in the New York Times Roman ... gonna just tear down the empire with their progressive ideas ...

I mean really Julius, free healthcare for gladiators, free birth control for the Vestal Virgins ... By the Balls of Mars, go medieval on those scribes!!!

Posted by: Cassandra at May 02, 2012 03:55 AM (VVZaH)

631 Yoda in drag?
Posted by: AoSHQ morons at May 02, 2012 03:53 AM (ebPtk)


Angry, homicidal, greedy, gluttonous, spoiled brat Yoda with a little-man syndrome a mile wide?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:55 AM (bxiXv)

632 It's a lousy time to find deals to sell,

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 03:52 AM (bxiXv)

So, uh, anyone inteested in a copy of Game Of Thrones season one on blu for $35 bucks?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 03:56 AM (4ixH5)

633 Angry, homicidal, greedy, gluttonous, spoiled brat Yoda with a little-man syndrome a mile wide?Posted by: Merovign,

Meh, close enough for Henson puppetry.

Posted by: AoSHQ morons at May 02, 2012 03:56 AM (ebPtk)

634 free birth control for the Vestal Virgins ... By the Balls of Mars, go medieval on those scribes!!!


Posted by: Cassandra at May 02, 2012 03:55 AM (VVZaH)

The balls of Mars don't look as big up close. trust me on this one.

Posted by: Sandricus Flukius at May 02, 2012 03:58 AM (4ixH5)

635 What's chew talkin bout, Willis?

We had a ball on Mars ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPDHE1xcNFk

Posted by: Linda McCartney at May 02, 2012 04:05 AM (VVZaH)

636 Don't Die ONT!

Don't! DIE!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:07 AM (4ixH5)

637 29 to go.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:07 AM (4ixH5)

638 So with Farscape over and me out of IHOP coupons, what's next?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:07 AM (4ixH5)

639 Don't Die ONT!

I am prepared to meet my Goddess ...

Posted by: A blue ONT that really, Really, REALLY likes sunlight at May 02, 2012 04:08 AM (VVZaH)

640 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have Quicken
and laundry to do ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:10 AM (VVZaH)

641 638 So with Farscape over and me out of IHOP coupons, what's next?
Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:07 AM (4ixH5)


Watch full playthroughs of classic videogames on YouTube?

The Dig is pretty funny, and the music is good.

Or, you know, there are like 600 America's Funniest Videos clips by some guy names CrypticAFV on YT.

I downloaded them all.

I had a lot of spare time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 04:10 AM (bxiXv)

642 Shamrocks are green,
Emeralds even greener,
I've killed stronger ONTs than this,
neener, neener, neener ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:12 AM (VVZaH)

643 I am pretty damn sure I have never seen a neener neener neener poem before.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 04:13 AM (ufJKx)

644 Mars!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:15 AM (VVZaH)

645 and laundry to do ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:10 AM (VVZaH)

No one will notice the grass stains on those pants.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:16 AM (4ixH5)

646
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2012 04:10 AM (bxiXv)

I did see one video once of some dude beating Super Mario 3 in 11 minutes with 99 mans.
Do the kids still say mans?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:17 AM (4ixH5)

647 I am pretty damn sure I have never seen a neener neener neener poem before.


Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 04:13 AM (ufJKx)

If the subject somehow manages to include mooses then we'll be talkin'.
Or rhyming.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:17 AM (4ixH5)

648 No one will notice the grass stains on those pants.

grass stains, prolly not.

meth stains, everybody gets so excited ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:18 AM (VVZaH)

649 Elk are bad tempered,
Moose are even meaner,
But then the wife fries up the elk and moose sausage,
and after breakfast, we say neener-neener!


BURMASHAVE!!!

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:21 AM (VVZaH)

650 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15eu7ar5EKM

Posted by: Dropped by a rock at May 02, 2012 04:22 AM (kaalw)

651
meth stains, everybody gets so excited ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:18 AM (VVZaH)


Remember, long sleeves hide festering sores.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:22 AM (4ixH5)

652 Elk are bad tempered,
Moose are even meaner,
But then the wife fries up the elk and moose sausage,
and after breakfast, we say neener-neener!


BURMASHAVE!!!


Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:21 AM (VVZaH)


*Golf clap*

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:23 AM (4ixH5)

653 What time is it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Tiqv4Irjs

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:25 AM (kaalw)

654 Well it's 3:23 in the Ay Em here...

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:28 AM (4ixH5)

655 What time is it?


Dinna time!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MsL9i1KdXU

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:30 AM (VVZaH)

656 Well, let's get on with it -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZBVBerH_pI

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:31 AM (kaalw)

657 http://tinyurl.com/ch2tcbj

Yikes!

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:31 AM (4ixH5)

658 Dropped by a rock at May 02, 2012 04:22 AM (kaalw)

dang, some mighty fine playing ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:31 AM (VVZaH)

659 See, I'da said it was Milla Time but Texas blue laws prevent that from being so.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:32 AM (4ixH5)

660 Man, I could really go for a burger.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:33 AM (4ixH5)

661 Like a big fat meaty burger.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:33 AM (4ixH5)

662 In my mouth.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:33 AM (4ixH5)

663 Dripping grease onto my tongue.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:33 AM (4ixH5)

664 dang, some mighty fine playing ...


Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:31 AM (VVZaH)


Haven't hit the Tommy Emmanuel yet, have ye?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:34 AM (kaalw)

665 Now?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:34 AM (kaalw)

666 Mixing delicately with the mayonaisse.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)

667 No?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:34 AM (kaalw)

668 I've been slimed!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:34 AM (kaalw)

669 Well, there's a memorable Magic Number.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)

670 I'm a nonviolent sort ... I haven't hit anyone ... yet ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:35 AM (VVZaH)

671 I've been slimed!


Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:34 AM (kaalw)

Do you feel funky?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:35 AM (4ixH5)

672 http://tinyurl.com/7a9rno2

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 04:36 AM (ufJKx)

673 I'm a nonviolent sort ... I haven't hit anyone ... yet ...


Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:35 AM (VVZaH)

One shouldn't go about hitting people. If you wanna get back at someone, go fuck his wife instead.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:36 AM (4ixH5)

674 About to listen to Eric Clapton ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:38 AM (VVZaH)

675 Do you feel funky?


Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:35 AM (4ixH5)


To be frank, I do.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:38 AM (kaalw)

676 674
About to listen to Eric Clapton ...


Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:38 AM (VVZaH)


It's not Eric -- it's about bowing to the master.... Mister J J Cale. Their interplay is awesome.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:40 AM (kaalw)

677 To be frank, I do.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:38 AM (kaalw)

Well, Frank, time to go hit the showers.
Careful, though, they're YMCA showers.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:40 AM (4ixH5)

678 sorry, his name was listed first on the intertube tab ...

Listening to JJ Cale After Midnight, after midnight ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:41 AM (VVZaH)

679 Their interplay is awesome.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:40 AM (kaalw)

Man, even I'm not that open minded.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:41 AM (4ixH5)

680
Listening to JJ Cale After Midnight, after midnight ...


Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:41 AM (VVZaH)

Well after midnight. Hell, closer to sun up now.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:42 AM (4ixH5)

681 673
I'm a nonviolent sort ... I haven't hit anyone ... yet ...




Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:35 AM (VVZaH)

One shouldn't go about hitting people. If you wanna get back at someone, go fuck his wife instead.


Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:36 AM (4ixH5)

====
OK, so let's apply that little fit of wisdom to Obumfuck. Would you really want to subject anyone to doing the wife unit? Cruel bastard you are. On the other hand, how much would you enjoy it if one of the 5'2" ettes walked up to the asshole and gave him a hardass bitch slap right across his smug puss. A little drip of blood coming from one nostril and a fat lip with a little blood. Then she looks him right in his gutless now-cowering face and sez "So what you gonna do about it motherfucker?" -- Tell me you don't want to see that.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 04:45 AM (ufJKx)

682 good evening all
can't sleep, ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:48 AM (7FadD)

683 Well, there's Cascade for the dish washer,
The table gets Lemon Pledge,
Robert's hamburger talk,
has pushed me over the edge ...


Going to microwave me a char shu bao and get the laundry started.

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:50 AM (VVZaH)

684 Good morning, chemjeff ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:50 AM (VVZaH)

685 How to get your money's worth out of a guitar, even if they don't last that long -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ha8rZEK_ig

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:50 AM (kaalw)

686 morning Adriane
doing laundry at 5 AM?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:51 AM (7FadD)

687
Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 04:45 AM (ufJKx)

Everyone knows the 'Ettes are made of sweetness and light.

Posted by: Robert with them big whoppers at May 02, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)

688 Tell me you don't want to see that.


Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 04:45 AM (ufJKx)


I'd get back in line to see it again.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 04:52 AM (kaalw)

689 Robert's hamburger talk,
has pushed me over the edge ...


Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:50 AM (VVZaH)

Melted cheese, crisp lettuce, MOUNDS OF BACON!

Posted by: Robert with them big whoppers at May 02, 2012 04:52 AM (4ixH5)

690 can't sleep, ugh


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:48 AM (7FadD)

Mornin'!
Have a glass of wine, loosen you up.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:53 AM (4ixH5)

691 Hey CJ. Howz trix?

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 04:53 AM (ufJKx)

692 Good night, Robert, chemjeff, jc, elder god, Dark Lord, morons, -ettes, lurkers, trolls, orcs, moose, squirrel, Boris, Natasha, Clapton fans, JJ Cale fans, Little Feat fans, shoe salesmen, stompy boot salesmen, Nancy Sinatra, and Ben Browder wearing nothing more than a bow and a strategically placed quiver look ...



GOOD MORNING, VIC!!!

Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:55 AM (VVZaH)

693 Goodnight Adriane.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 04:56 AM (ufJKx)

694 hi jc
eh - things are okay.
end of the semester, getting everything finished up.

how about you? how goes the bear hunting?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:58 AM (7FadD)

695 Good night, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 04:58 AM (4ixH5)

696 good night Adriane

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:59 AM (7FadD)

697 hi Robert
I think I will have some coffee and then have an early morning workout, actually

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:59 AM (7FadD)

698 how goes the bear hunting?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:58 AM (7FadD)

Ssshhhhh!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bear In A Moose Costume Taking A Shit Behind JC's House at May 02, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)

699 have an early morning workout, actually


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:59 AM (7FadD)

*Blinks*
A do wha?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)

700 well I didn't go to the gym yesterday so I think I'll do it this morning

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:02 AM (7FadD)

701 Little Feat fans, shoe salesmen, stompy boot
salesmen, Nancy Sinatra.....




Posted by: Adriane at May 02, 2012 04:55 AM (VVZaH)


G'night, Adriane -- can't help but think you were heading towards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqot7cDbPY0

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 05:02 AM (kaalw)

702 694
hi jc
eh - things are okay.
end of the semester, getting everything finished up.

how about you? how goes the bear hunting?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 04:58 AM (7FadD)

===
I only do that if I am forced into it. Bears have to piss me off for me to want to do anything but ignore them. But, I got a lot of family and friends that find it fun. Coworker headed to island near Kodiak tomorrow. Not this guy tho --

http://tinyurl.com/6w55wnv

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 05:05 AM (ufJKx)

703 well, if we're posting links to 80's rockers...

http://tinyurl.com/3m2q7ym

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:06 AM (7FadD)

704 well I didn't go to the gym yesterday so I think I'll do it this morning

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:02 AM (7FadD)


Don't forget to stretch first!

http://tinyurl.com/7n95v9z

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:11 AM (4ixH5)

705 wow jc that guy is lucky

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:12 AM (7FadD)

706 Don't forget to stretch first!



http://tinyurl.com/7n95v9z



sadly, there is no one that cute at the Y

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:12 AM (7FadD)

707 how's business tonight Robert?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:12 AM (7FadD)

708 speaking o' chix singers


http://tinyurl.com/89lq3vw

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 05:13 AM (ufJKx)

709 http://tinyurl.com/6hylsn

My heart is racing already.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:13 AM (4ixH5)

710 how's business tonight Robert?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:12 AM (7FadD)

Dead.
Dee Eee Dee

Dead.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)

711 708
speaking o' chix singers


http://tinyurl.com/89lq3vw

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 05:13 AM (ufJKx)

huh - I didn't know Heart did anything that wasn't mushy 80's fluff

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:15 AM (7FadD)

712 I dunno.....if that, that don't get you soon -- the women will down at the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lHtcAGuc40





Whiskey -- and bad cocaine.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 05:15 AM (kaalw)

713 709
http://tinyurl.com/6hylsn


that's a very suggestive muff

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:15 AM (7FadD)

714 huh - I didn't know Heart did anything that wasn't mushy 80's fluff


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:15 AM (7FadD)


Old-school heart (er, 70s) was awesome stuff -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gpNqB4dnT4

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 05:22 AM (kaalw)

715 that's a very suggestive muff

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:15 AM (7FadD)

http://tinyurl.com/7dlo2cn

What's it suggesting to you now?

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:27 AM (4ixH5)

716 What's it suggesting to you now?

it's suggesting to me that I need to get in better shape

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:29 AM (7FadD)

717 http://tinyurl.com/3sy5ku7

So hard to believe she was originally born with a penis.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:29 AM (4ixH5)

718 it's suggesting to me that I need to get in better shape


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:29 AM (7FadD)

Do some squats with Jamie.
http://tinyurl.com/86abgwj

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:31 AM (4ixH5)

719 http://tinyurl.com/deowp9

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 05:36 AM (ufJKx)

720 "249
Protein Wisdom.
It's "eclectic." ...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith"

Good blog. I actually registered there when all that Frisch craziness was going on.
"Events"- like the death of my wife- got in the way, but I pass by occasionally to see what Jeff is up to. A few other good ones are Maggie's Farm, the Belmont Club, Small Dead Animals ( OK, they are a bunch of Canadians, but good folks ) and Instapundit.

Posted by: backhoe at May 02, 2012 05:37 AM (QROim)

721 Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:29 AM (4ixH5)

==

linky futzed

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 05:38 AM (ufJKx)

722 http://gallery.future-i.com /celebs/pic:curtis-true-lies-dance-2/full/ ridd-jamie_lee_curtis-04.jpg

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:40 AM (4ixH5)

723 /tag/jamie-lee-curtis-topless/

This might prove useful when attached at the end of a url that goes something like wubya wubya wubya whore-nun dot com.

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:43 AM (4ixH5)

724 hey jc, have you ever driven from Alaska down to the lower 48?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:47 AM (7FadD)

725 724
hey jc, have you ever driven from Alaska down to the lower 48?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:47 AM (7FadD)

===
yeah, made the trip both ways a few times. Great ride. everyone should do it sooner or later.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 05:50 AM (ufJKx)

726 yeah, made the trip both ways a few times. Great ride. everyone should do it sooner or later.

On the Alaska Highway? It does seem like it would be quite beautiful
I was just looking at a route map, and it doesn't look like there's a lot of places to get gas
did you take your own gas with you?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:53 AM (7FadD)

727 Aaaaaannnndddddd I'm out.

Time to do my thang!

Good night, JC!

Good night, Jefe!

Good morning, Vic!

Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2012 05:58 AM (4ixH5)

728 good night Roberto

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:59 AM (7FadD)

729 726
yeah, made the trip both ways a few times. Great ride. everyone should do it sooner or later.

On the Alaska Highway? It does seem like it would be quite beautiful
I was just looking at a route map, and it doesn't look like there's a lot of places to get gas
did you take your own gas with you?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 05:53 AM (7FadD)

==
No. Gas is no problem. Plenty of stops on a regular spacing. The Alaska Highway has a few branches and there are some great ways to do a trip -- some of your options are:
Take a ferry from Bellingham WA up the inside passage to Haines or Skagway, then drive (or vice versa) --
Take the Cassiar Highway - very rural, usually see a lot of black bears and caribou -- // Take the Alaska Highway, but take the branch thru Jasper thru Edmonton, Calgary, etc. // Take the Alaska Highway, skip Jasper and route down thru Dawson Creek //
You can cross the Canadian border lots of places -- several in WA State, my favorite is north of Grand Coolee // or in ID north of Bonner's Ferry, or even further east into Montana. You can also route back west to Vancouver and cross near Blaine.
All of these are worth it. I urge people to make a loop -- go up one way and back another.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 06:02 AM (ufJKx)

730 Ciao, Robert

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 06:02 AM (ufJKx)

731 Shit.
Woke up again.

Posted by: teej at May 02, 2012 06:07 AM (auda5)

732 Good Morning all. Watching the news assholes broadcast Obama's waste of tax payer money to campaign in the 'Stan.



I loath this SOB and can not wait for this SOB to be thrown out of office.

Posted by: Vic at May 02, 2012 06:14 AM (YdQQY)

733 Morning morons.

Morning Robert, Vic, JC, teej...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 02, 2012 06:14 AM (niZvt)

734 jc, that sounds like a good idea actually
when I get my new car it sounds like something I am going to have to do

okay, off to the gym, good bye all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 06:16 AM (7FadD)

735 Gotta hit it Kids. CYA.

Posted by: jc at May 02, 2012 06:16 AM (ufJKx)

736 I don't know, would it really be THAT hard to put up every last Talibanite up in a luxury Las Vegas hotel suite stocked with all the goats and little boys they could possibly want, for life? Wouldn't it be cheaper than another 20 years of war in Afghanistan?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 02, 2012 06:22 AM (niZvt)

737 And I'm really gone now.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2012 06:24 AM (kaalw)

738 We need to get out of there now and cut off every nickle going to the middle east. Maybe some direct military aid to Israel.

Posted by: Vic at May 02, 2012 06:25 AM (YdQQY)

739 Damn, chemjeff... You still out there? Did you really put in an ll nighter?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 02, 2012 06:25 AM (niZvt)

740 CoolCzech, no, I slept about 5 hrs, woke up about 4 AM, couldn't go back to sleep
now I'm really off to the gym

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2012 06:27 AM (7FadD)

741 "When you've seen your life's dream come to fruition and the least
well-known of your children is merely a doctor and an acclaimed
playwright, you've done quite well in life."

The stupidity of that sentence cannot be overstated.

Posted by: Gerry at May 02, 2012 09:20 AM (iiB6X)

742 If I had sons, they'd look like the two jug eared fucks in the bottom right picture.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 02, 2012 09:36 AM (Utkg7)

743 I don't dispute the article - but I *have* a PhD from Cornell University in Semitic languages in literature from their Department of Near Eastern Studies and I do not recall the name Netanyahu being mentioned. Going to ask - might have missed it somehow.

Posted by: Rick67 at May 02, 2012 09:52 AM (c9uVG)

744 At the college where I work, I spotted a graffito on a men's room wall. (Students rarely go in for graffiti these days): "Support Obama: 2012!"

I came back with, "He doesn't need supporters; he IS one. (An athletic supporter)"

Now a new fresh-faced emptyhead has rejoined with "He supports fairness, equality, and all that's best in America!!"

I was going to reply (I'm easily entertained) with "Fairness: code word for COMMUNISM" or "Obama hates America, democracy, and, probably, YOU."

Any other suggestions? The funnier the better!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2012 11:02 AM (exvgC)

745 Vin#?? Do you know what the last letter of the acronym VIN stands for?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 02, 2012 07:12 PM (r4wIV)

746 Man, those guys looked baked. Maybe they thought they could blow up that bridge with pot brownies.

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